Speaker 1: Did you see the video of Belichick where the pictures
Speaker 1: of Belichick at the airport in North Carolina where the
Speaker 1: they were going to He and Jordan we're heading to
Speaker 1: Vegas actually, and I.
Speaker 2: Guess they sorry, I want to go and it's this hot.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, in business takes you where business takes you.
Speaker 1: If I told you you had we were going to
Speaker 1: Vegas this week, you would go.
Speaker 3: Look at him. I oh, picture e.
Speaker 4: Look at the sweat that came through. He sweated through.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, maybe don't wear a hoodie in Vegas. No, no,
Speaker 2: this is in North Carolina.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is Charlotte.
Speaker 3: Wait, so so were they running through the airport?
Speaker 4: He was running late.
Speaker 1: But still that's a lot of that's a lot of sweat.
Speaker 1: That is although you know what, I'll appreciate you not laughing.
Speaker 1: They did say that the the sweating is so important
Speaker 1: to a human that this whole thing of like being
Speaker 1: embarrassed that you're sweating.
Speaker 4: Get over it. What do you mean by that, like
Speaker 4: embrace your pits your pit sweat, like don't use no
Speaker 4: no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 2: I mean if your back look like that in public,
Speaker 2: you should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Embrace why you know, you know, perspiration keeps you alive. Okay,
Speaker 1: our ability to sweat, according people pitt a little bit
Speaker 1: here and there, that's extreme. According to biologists, it is
Speaker 1: one of the things that makes us unique, like having
Speaker 1: opposable thumbs, that we that we perspire while we're doing
Speaker 1: things and that's what keeps us going.
Speaker 3: So are you saying that we should be more open
Speaker 3: about not trying to hide sweat like.
Speaker 4: This, Embrace your Embrace your sweaty pits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you if you've got like for example,
Speaker 1: and listen, I got in trouble with Jackie for it once,
Speaker 1: but I pointed out that she was that she had
Speaker 1: she was utting really bad.
Speaker 4: She had bad uts. It was at a wedding.
Speaker 1: She was furious with me, Like she left and just
Speaker 1: went back to the hotel room. Remember it was really
Speaker 1: hot there. And I was like, oh, yeah, it sure
Speaker 1: is Jack's goot uts and that was that didn't go overwhelm.
Speaker 4: No, she was pissed.
Speaker 1: But that was before this. Welcome the sweat movement. Now,
Speaker 1: if you have uts, embrace it.
Speaker 3: But so se was ahead of her time. The doesn't
Speaker 3: seem like it, but you're telling me that you're not
Speaker 3: supposed to do anything about you know.
Speaker 1: Now, be fine with it, especially like if you have
Speaker 1: like big sweaty underarms.
Speaker 4: What why is that?
Speaker 2: Ben, I'm just reacting like I would react for myself
Speaker 2: if you can't unless you're at like a gym.
Speaker 1: Well you no, No, I'm not at a gym. But
Speaker 1: be honest, be honest. If Diane came in, like it's
Speaker 1: very hot in the office, Like the offices are very hot.
Speaker 1: The studios I have nice and cool. The office is
Speaker 1: very hot. But like if Diane came in and you
Speaker 1: could tell if she had a bad case of uts,
Speaker 1: would you even Why are you making a face that
Speaker 1: happens people sweat next to opposable thumbs.
Speaker 4: It's what makes us uniquely human.
Speaker 3: What a weird line that you keep going back to.
Speaker 1: By the way, they said, for a lot of people,
Speaker 1: sweaty equals horny, Like people sweating makes other people horny.
Speaker 1: But you if Diane came in and she had it
Speaker 1: right here, like half moon.
Speaker 2: Sweats, If that was the case, I'd be putting on
Speaker 2: a hoodie.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what the moon look this morning? You
Speaker 3: see that that crescing oh man, look like a photograph,
Speaker 3: look like uts, Diane.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, if you came in with like
Speaker 1: a lot of underboob sweat, I wouldn't even I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Even say anything. I don't think I would have even noticed.
Speaker 1: If Diane came in and her shirt was multi colored
Speaker 1: and right here, if there were two swatches of sweat,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't notice.
Speaker 3: Hold on, have you already seen it? Because you would
Speaker 3: have told me all right to look as soon as possible.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I would notice.
Speaker 3: But it says here. So we've got a long, hot
Speaker 3: summer ahead of us, and I'm no longer willing to
Speaker 3: fight nature. Sweat is a.
Speaker 1: Gift, yes, And honestly it's like a posable thumb.
Speaker 3: It means the sun is out and your coat is
Speaker 3: very deep in the corner of a closet. Those glistening
Speaker 3: drops slowly inching across your soft, warm skin, whether they're
Speaker 3: pulling at the smaller your back or creating a darkened
Speaker 3: ring around your neckline, this is sexy.
Speaker 1: The wait, but are they saying, like, what about what
Speaker 1: about the the oh.
Speaker 2: A sweat mustache dead sexy?
Speaker 5: What would you rather have sweat mustache or utz? I
Speaker 5: don't know, not us sweat mustache I had, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 5: you can dab that.
Speaker 2: You can do that and it goes away the uh
Speaker 2: the semicircles on my boot or not.
Speaker 1: However, I wouldn't even I wouldn't even notice or say anything.
Speaker 4: And if I did notice, I wouldn't say it.
Speaker 2: You're a liar.
Speaker 1: You think I would if you had big wet under arms.
Speaker 4: Do you think I would say anything?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: But what are you basing that on twenty five years?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Many of the benefits of sweat are difficult to prove,
Speaker 3: and the labs research or labs research is ongoing. But
Speaker 3: in addition to helping cool down human beings, it says
Speaker 3: sweat could also have a hand in regulating stress levels.
Speaker 4: They think, they think.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever read about that.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, so when you sweat, it reduces your level
Speaker 1: of stress.
Speaker 3: Thanks Elliott.
Speaker 1: Now, I will say this, I hate pulling sweat and
Speaker 1: the small on my back. I hate that because that
Speaker 1: leads to swamp pass. No wet underwear sucks in the back.
Speaker 2: Not the front. That's fine, and that's daily happen in
Speaker 2: the winter.
Speaker 3: It a is it a sticky wet or just a
Speaker 3: wet wet big difference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, that wet like swamp swamp underwear sucks.
Speaker 3: No moisturizer has ever got me glowing the way pure
Speaker 3: sweat does. I always get compliments. This is me reading. Still,
Speaker 3: I always get compliments on my complexion after a strenuous
Speaker 3: bike ride.
Speaker 4: Well, isn't sweat good for your like pores?
Speaker 3: So they say, it's it's called sweat bathing. Effectively, you're
Speaker 3: pushing gunk out. So if you have clog pores, sweat
Speaker 3: is pushing stuff out. Just make sure to rinse off
Speaker 3: at some point because you don't want that gunk sticking
Speaker 3: then again and sitting on your skips.
Speaker 1: So why don't you say you were just rinsing your
Speaker 1: face and that you spilled water into perfect shaped kremit
Speaker 1: moons right by your.
Speaker 3: Sweats should be the next thing added to the body
Speaker 3: positivity movement. It's behind what well, we've seen it with curves. Oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, curvier people sweat more. It gets in
Speaker 3: the folds. At its most basic definition, it's your body
Speaker 3: trying to keep you alive.
Speaker 4: It is, it's cooling.
Speaker 1: That's why you shouldn't make fun of or laugh at
Speaker 1: somebody who has that that's their body's way of cooling
Speaker 1: them off.
Speaker 2: So Bill Belichick standing in front of you at the airport.
Speaker 1: Previously I may have thought something nicely, sir, but now
Speaker 1: I look at it and go, you know what, thank you,
Speaker 1: but thank you Belichick body for keeping you alive.
Speaker 3: There's actually a little anecdote here about Tyler the Creator,
Speaker 3: who's playing Osceiaga in Montreal. A few weeks ago. I
Speaker 3: went to an outdoor Tyler the Creator's show and watched this.
Speaker 3: He got progressively sweatier. By the end, his crisp green
Speaker 3: jacket was completely soaked and only added to the energy
Speaker 3: of the performance. Like the immense effort he put in.
Speaker 3: The transformative effect of his music was physically visible, and
Speaker 3: the subtle transformation of his appearance.
Speaker 4: Oh I that I buy. That I buy.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your summer and if you find yourself with moistened garments,
Speaker 3: don't sweat it.
Speaker 4: But that I buy.
Speaker 1: What did they What did they tell young kids when
Speaker 1: they just start skating and playing hockey. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: at the end of at the end of practice, you
Speaker 1: want to see smiles and sweaty heads.
Speaker 4: I've never heard that, ye say what did they tell Diane?
Speaker 4: You got some MutS.
Speaker 1: But if there was somebody who was coming in today
Speaker 1: and like the air in their car didn't work and
Speaker 1: they came in and like they're like they had.
Speaker 4: Bad I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't say it. I
Speaker 4: would run down the hall and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: have you seen handler.
Speaker 2: You just said? I wouldn't say anything, And there you go.
Speaker 3: But if you're half listening and not too familiar with Diane,
Speaker 3: it almost comes off like Diane has this problem. That
Speaker 3: is not the case.
Speaker 4: No, No, what is that called hyper hydrosis?
Speaker 1: Diane does not have that of the chest Warner has
Speaker 1: that he would sweat through his shoe. That is.
Speaker 3: But that's exactly you can get the I don't like
Speaker 3: to say uts, but that can happen and you not
Speaker 3: be suffering from hyper hydro.
Speaker 4: So any woman can get uts.
Speaker 3: And man, the true, the true, absolutely.
Speaker 4: I mean God had titties. But still I was.
Speaker 3: At the public pool yesterday. Plenty of us guys do.
Speaker 1: Not me.
Speaker 3: I shaved my chest. I was told on Saturday not
Speaker 3: to bring that up at lunch with another family. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought that was like a thing. Well, yeah for me,
Speaker 3: I do all the time. But I didn't think that
Speaker 3: was like off putting discussion for lunch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it threw them off. Waited through the other couple,
Speaker 4: off family.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe the kids got the ick? Uh?
Speaker 4: Where am I going? Line six? Hi Elliott the morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning? Hey? Who's this?
Speaker 2: This is Sam?
Speaker 4: How are you Sam? I am doing well? Thank you?
Speaker 4: What can I do for you? And just so you know,
Speaker 4: sweaty boobs it's called humiditaty.
Speaker 2: Have I gone my whole life and I've never heard that.
Speaker 3: I think I'll stick with us.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. Hey, but let me ask you this. Do
Speaker 1: you do you sweat a lot? Well, it's not even
Speaker 1: as do you sweat a lot? Do you sweat when
Speaker 1: it gets like this? Of course, when it's hot out,
Speaker 1: the body's gonna perspirre. It's your body's way of keeping
Speaker 1: you safe and alive.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do sweat a lot, and unfortunately the under
Speaker 2: boobs gets the blunt of it.
Speaker 1: Right, Can I ask it? I hope you don't mind it.
Speaker 1: I'm only asking for a medical reason. But are you
Speaker 1: are you? Are you a a well endowed woman?
Speaker 2: Thirty eight triple d uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely absolutely, I could lift one of them bad
Speaker 1: boys and fill up.
Speaker 4: A pint glass.
Speaker 1: Hey, yep, but do you get like but you get sweat,
Speaker 1: like in the small of your back, like your underwear
Speaker 1: gets wet.
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, like you think of swamp ass belonging
Speaker 1: the guys, women get it.
Speaker 6: Swamp ass sucks.
Speaker 1: It does exactly exactly humidities. But you know what, a
Speaker 1: thank you, ma'am, thank you. Like, who's somebody who dresses
Speaker 1: up to come to work?
Speaker 4: Aaron? Aaron dresses up to come to work most days.
Speaker 1: But if he rolled in today and had big sweaty
Speaker 1: under arms, I wouldn't I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Say anything about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, it would be like, you know what, thank you,
Speaker 1: you're keeping your body.
Speaker 2: Safe as that sweat on that ass, I know we're
Speaker 2: going to get into it.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 3: The traders? It was their homework assignment?
Speaker 4: Tom sand How bad were his pits? What the hell
Speaker 4: was having?
Speaker 2: Absolutely because at that point he is still one of
Speaker 2: the most hated men in the country.
Speaker 4: But was he like that? Al He was like, I
Speaker 4: don't like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Remember being awa.
Speaker 4: It's scared.
Speaker 5: Nobody else was at the kilt.
Speaker 4: Not yet, but he did at one point on that show.
Speaker 1: I had to look twice and been like, is he
Speaker 1: wearing a two toned shirt?
Speaker 4: Like, what's going on? But he had really sweaty pits.
Speaker 3: Yes, he was embracing it.
Speaker 4: Yes, which you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Starting this summer. I guess that was filmed last summer.
Speaker 4: I learned more.
Speaker 1: I learned more, like moving forward, I'm gonna try.
Speaker 3: From this is where is it from? Quoth the raven?
Speaker 4: Uh it's quoting manner quote have humiditati.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Their profile picture is a dog. Excessive
Speaker 3: sweating can be a sign of Parkinson's. Oh great, the okay?
Speaker 4: You know what else?
Speaker 1: You can be a sign of it's one hundred degrees.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, like they find it sexy.
Speaker 1: I do get the I do. I do get the
Speaker 1: energizing though, Like think about it. You go to a
Speaker 1: show and you see somebody who's like just sweating their
Speaker 1: ass off performing, you think they've really put it there
Speaker 1: all in.
Speaker 4: Or you see like like a like.
Speaker 1: A football player or a baseball player, they take their
Speaker 1: helmet off and it's just their that is soaked.
Speaker 3: You think, like Ellie Elliere.
Speaker 4: No, that was that's that's unhealthy.
Speaker 1: The But no, like you don't think that, Like when
Speaker 1: you see somebody who's like fully sweahead, you're like, man,
Speaker 1: they are putting the effort in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I haven't attributed to like them being comfortable
Speaker 3: if they were just heading into the office looking like that. No, no,
Speaker 3: but like, think of being social gathering. These people are
Speaker 3: are either performing professional sports or or doing some sort
Speaker 3: of athletic venture. No, no, but think of looking out,
Speaker 3: think of think of Grol at the end of a
Speaker 3: food Fighter show.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, his hair sticking to his face.
Speaker 3: Who did he went out with Kim Deal this week?
Speaker 2: And yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's playing Glastonbury.
Speaker 3: He's on the song with Eds here and yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he's back out. He's back out, and I'm good
Speaker 1: with it. That's between he and his wife. No, I'm
Speaker 1: being serious. I'm good with it.
Speaker 3: Good because there's an album anniversary coming up this week.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, no, no, no, no, I have no problems with
Speaker 4: Dave Grol.
Speaker 1: That's between he and his uh, that's between he and
Speaker 1: missus Grol.
Speaker 4: Where am I going? Line six? Hi Elliot the morning? Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 4: who's this? This is Hey? I'm doing well. You sound
Speaker 4: like you're sweating right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm currently hot work rushing it out humid the
Speaker 1: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 4: I work as a season warehouse worker for a moving company.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, how hot is that warehouse Jesus Christ?
Speaker 6: Oh well right now, I'm in the barrel room, so yeah,
Speaker 6: it's super bell.
Speaker 4: Yeah. But you know what, don't be embarrassed, and don't
Speaker 4: be embarrassed.
Speaker 3: I've just started.
Speaker 1: But you know what it is if you see someone
Speaker 1: thank you, sir. If you see someone doing like like
Speaker 1: manual labor and you see them sweating and they got
Speaker 1: pit stains, it's a sign of that they've been working hard.
Speaker 1: Why is it just because I drove to work and
Speaker 1: I have on this this blouse and I've got I've got.
Speaker 6: Us, I'm I'm I'm still my body sweats. But you'd
Speaker 6: be concerned for them, well because of Parkinson. Nothing, it's hot,
Speaker 6: you got in the car, it was hot.
Speaker 2: You're gonna sweat since you get worried that like when
Speaker 2: people are like really flush too.
Speaker 1: There's some people who sweat more than others, Like for example,
Speaker 1: like my buddy Lander, he sweats for eating spicy food.
Speaker 3: Not uncommon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, but that's sweating so what if he had
Speaker 1: like like Huevos Ranchero's that was spicy. He gets in
Speaker 1: the car, his pits are leaking.
Speaker 3: You know, lander and those Mexican breakfasts.
Speaker 4: Where am I going? Line one? Hi Elliot the morning?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 4: Yes, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? I was actually calling because I used to
Speaker 3: do bottle service in nightclubs.
Speaker 2: And that included so many funny people.
Speaker 3: When you were trying to get to a crowd and
Speaker 3: such a liver box.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, but like but they're sweating, they're they're having
Speaker 1: a great time.
Speaker 4: They were they were out on the dance floor. That's fine.
Speaker 3: It's like a Zuma class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I can see that. I could totally see that. Now,
Speaker 1: did you get.
Speaker 4: However, I will say it's like when you're in a
Speaker 4: club dancing, if you have.
Speaker 1: Somebody come up to you and they're super sweaty or
Speaker 1: they're not kids, say, you can only imagine the rest.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of interesting to me.
Speaker 1: People leave the club together, but you know what they
Speaker 1: So you're not one of those women, honest question. You're
Speaker 1: not one of those women that finds it sexy?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 6: Do it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think I would leave this I haven't done
Speaker 2: like a one night stand from a.
Speaker 4: Club from a club others. Yes, that time's on the location.
Speaker 1: But I could remember one of my early girlfriends had
Speaker 1: really bad body odor because she sweated all the time.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I didn't care. She still wanted
Speaker 1: to make out. Now, I wouldn't say that, thank you, man.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that. It was like it made me horny.
Speaker 1: I was horny anyway, but it wasn't like it turned
Speaker 1: me on.
Speaker 4: But I didn't care.
Speaker 3: Now, this says pro sweat does not mean anti deodorant.
Speaker 3: Wait you say that again, pro sweat does not mean
Speaker 3: anti deodorant.
Speaker 4: Oh being in favor of sweat, No no, no, no.
Speaker 1: You should still put deodorant on, but sometimes they don't
Speaker 1: make enough deodorant.
Speaker 3: BO is not caused by sweat itself, but by its
Speaker 3: interaction with your micro biome.
Speaker 1: It's it's like it's like diaper rash for the mixing, yeah,
Speaker 1: with the pee and the poop, right, So it messes
Speaker 1: with your biomes and that's what causes.
Speaker 2: You could still be a sweaty mess and not smell
Speaker 2: as long as you've got the deodorant on.
Speaker 4: Uh well, I mean until it hits your other biomes.
Speaker 3: Yes, deodorant does nothing to stop you from sweating, works
Speaker 3: by killing the bacteria or masking the scent, or a
Speaker 3: combination of the two. What does prevent you from sweating
Speaker 3: would be powdery antipersperans, which aren't you not supposed to
Speaker 3: use aluminum salts to block your glands?
Speaker 1: You don't want to block your glands. Then you sweat
Speaker 1: from the inside. You'll let it out mostly in this
Speaker 1: area here.
Speaker 4: Okay, line two, Hi, Elliott, the morning, ell yeat, Hey,
Speaker 4: what's up? We ahead yet? The going forward? We're going
Speaker 4: to do what now? What do you mean You're not going.
Speaker 3: To be making fun of sweaty people anymore? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Moving forward?
Speaker 3: Moving forward?
Speaker 6: Yes, all right, let's see how long that holds out
Speaker 6: till you call again.
Speaker 2: I'll with Donna, but you.
Speaker 4: No, but yours, Donna, And I'm being honest.
Speaker 1: Yours is a medical thing, right, It's not just because
Speaker 1: it is hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I sweat Christmas, that's what it's for.
Speaker 3: The July it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: But it's just my.
Speaker 4: Head, right.
Speaker 1: I was going to ask, like, do you you don't
Speaker 1: get uts during Christmas?
Speaker 4: No? I rarely.
Speaker 3: I don't sweat that much anywhere else.
Speaker 4: I'm a normal person.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I got boobs. Yeah, there's going to be
Speaker 3: some sweat there, but it's not crazy at all.
Speaker 4: Right, just my head. I was I was going to ask, like,
Speaker 4: do you still sweat?
Speaker 1: Like will you like do you does the rest of
Speaker 1: your body still sweat? Even though that you're always releasing
Speaker 1: sweat through your head, It's like a normal sweat.
Speaker 4: Just yeah, yeah, but even in that high heat, it's
Speaker 4: not that bad. My head, however, completely so horrible.
Speaker 3: I know, it's great. I should go bald, I think, and.
Speaker 1: You might get No, you don't want to do that,
Speaker 1: because then it's gonna look like no, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: all beat it up. It doesn't get rid of the
Speaker 1: sweat then in your head looks like Diane's upper lip.
Speaker 1: All right, very good, but you'll you'll still get like
Speaker 1: you get swamp pass from time to time and stuff right.
Speaker 3: Time to time, but not that often.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 4: I'm just I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm and I do not smell.
Speaker 1: No, No, I've never listened. I haven't spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time around you. But when you are, no, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't ever remember going in and going like Hey,
Speaker 1: did anybody smell Donnie Jesus age Christ.
Speaker 5: Just my head?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great. I love it. Yeah, going forward?
Speaker 1: What now?
Speaker 4: Oh no, we're good. No, yours is medical. I can
Speaker 4: make fun. No, I can make fun of the medical part. Okay,
Speaker 4: if you had uts, then that's off. I wouldn't even
Speaker 4: notice it. I wouldn't even notice it.
Speaker 3: Here, I can throw Elliott off of your scent and Donna.
Speaker 3: I also shaved the tuft of hair above the gluteal
Speaker 3: cleft crack. Yeah, just in case you're eating breakfast. Wave
Speaker 3: those throne serrows. Now for that, I need to use
Speaker 3: Lindsay's help. I can't do that myself.
Speaker 4: How can you not do that yourself?
Speaker 3: Because I want to be as careful as possible.
Speaker 4: Just do this. That's what I do.
Speaker 2: Is that using a regular razor or like an electric razor.
Speaker 4: You don't even look.
Speaker 1: No, I take the same razor and then I do this,
Speaker 1: and I get inside my ass.
Speaker 4: Why are you squatting so that my cheeks come apart?
Speaker 3: Oh see, I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 4: I was just doing Oh, I get right up to
Speaker 4: the bum.
Speaker 3: I was doing what would be above like a lower
Speaker 3: hanging bathing suit. That's what happens when you buy too
Speaker 3: short of an inci, like how low could I safely go?
Speaker 3: Before they realize that's no longer just abdominal hair, that's
Speaker 3: pubic