WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:03.359 Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look 2 00:00:03.439 --> 00:00:03.680 he's it. 3 00:00:03.799 --> 00:00:16.280 Hey Hey hey hey, welcome to the snart Tack. 4 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:18.280 You're about to teach your. 5 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:22.519 He's glazed by the great Chris Ray God, Derek black 6 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:25.199 Belt and Tom Sweety. 7 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:32.320 Sit back and prepare for some neck shiit. Sit back 8 00:00:32.359 --> 00:00:34.119 and prepare for some glazing. 9 00:00:33.759 --> 00:00:41.960 Clody, low up, bar, I'm rolling. 10 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:43.359 What the hello, Joe, we're gonna do this time? 11 00:00:44.079 --> 00:00:46.960 It's not even oh no, I think stupid. It's just 12 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:47.880 it's just people. 13 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:49.079 There's one video of. 14 00:00:49.119 --> 00:00:53.520 Him being corrected live on air again and he's just stupid. 15 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:57.560 Even realize people like that fuck hit he's talking about. 16 00:00:57.560 --> 00:00:59.479 Of course, of course he thinks horrible things about you do. 17 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:04.319 But yeah, okay, so it's mostly the Trudeau stuff. It's 18 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:08.319 he's so predictable. It's like, of course even worth talking about. 19 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:10.840 Of course you hate Tredeau. It was mostly there's a 20 00:01:10.840 --> 00:01:13.239 lot of people talking like, I don't know if Bill 21 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:17.480 Burr did it consciously, but he like refuted the ship 22 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:20.480 that that uh, he refuted some of the stuff that 23 00:01:20.560 --> 00:01:23.120 Joe was saying. Oh really yeah, but like I don't 24 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:24.319 know if he did it on purpose or if it 25 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:27.079 was just a lot of people were accidentally proved it 26 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:28.680 wrong because it's so easy. Yeah. 27 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:31.480 No, he was on Jimmy Kimmel. 28 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:33.680 And then so when you say some of that stuff, 29 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:36.840 people like, oh shit, he he's talking about Joe Rogan. 30 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:37.959 And I was like, I'm not sure if he is. 31 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:39.840 I don't think he is. I think it's just Joe 32 00:01:39.920 --> 00:01:42.319 Rogan was repeating some of the bullshit and Bill. 33 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:43.959 Right, Yeah, I don't think it was. I don't think 34 00:01:43.959 --> 00:01:45.280 he was specifically talking about him. 35 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:47.799 It was just that like, oh, Joe Rogan specifically said 36 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:50.959 it was the biggest stir of the one of the 37 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:53.200 conspiracy theories of like the fires or whatever. Yeah, and 38 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:55.239 so like it looks like you were refreating John was like, 39 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:56.040 I don't know if it was that. 40 00:01:56.040 --> 00:01:57.400 It's only mismanagement. 41 00:01:57.719 --> 00:02:00.439 Yeah, it's still like that, like and crazy. 42 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:02.280 Oh, it was the homeless thing because Joe was the 43 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:06.480 one saying the homeless Joe is a hates homeless people now. 44 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:09.439 He never he never used to just Staddy because he 45 00:02:09.439 --> 00:02:13.919 looks like a homeless bird. But yeah, he hates him now. 46 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:17.319 So yeah, they wanted him off that thing. I could tell. 47 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:20.159 Jimmy was like, I'm going to get It was definitely 48 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:24.639 even when he was like, we're back to Luigi. 49 00:02:24.919 --> 00:02:28.199 Yeah, there was never left Luigi. There was nervous energy 50 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:30.360 in the in the crowd. There's always there's. 51 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:33.479 Not a crowd cheering. I don't know, like like they 52 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:36.240 were cheering at some points, but the laughs he was 53 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:39.400 looking he Bail Burr was looking at the crowd to 54 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:42.840 like kind of like like yeah, but there was kind 55 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:46.120 of like not all bursting laughter because it wasn't just 56 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:48.719 cheeky bullshit. It was like, oh, this is real. 57 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:52.400 So there was like people like us laughing, and then 58 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:53.759 there was other people like should I laugh. 59 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:56.159 There's always nervous energy whenever Bill Burr is on a 60 00:02:56.159 --> 00:02:59.319 show that isn't conan like, whenever he's like I remember 61 00:02:59.319 --> 00:03:02.080 he did I remember he did one with the audience 62 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:05.039 might remember this also high Yeah you welcome to. 63 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:07.360 The Dark Tank bib. Yeah, oh you said we're rolling? 64 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:09.520 Yeah, well good, yeah. 65 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:10.719 We'll do a clap, we'll do clip, we'll leave this 66 00:03:10.759 --> 00:03:15.280 in what of course? There you go? 67 00:03:15.439 --> 00:03:17.639 All right, we're all set. Uh yeah, welcome to the 68 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:19.639 Stark Tank Podcast. On our concest to Stark, we just 69 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:21.439 kind of started talking. 70 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:25.680 I did my brain didn't fully grasp that you said. 71 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:27.479 I looked at the numbers and I was like, that's strange, 72 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:28.159 and I'm just like. 73 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:30.560 I said, we were rolling like twice and then we 74 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:34.199 just kept said it twice. 75 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:36.039 Yeah, but it was I think I did now. I 76 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:37.479 feel I know you said it. 77 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:40.680 My brain recalled you saying it now because I'm like, 78 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:41.599 I do remember hearing that. 79 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:44.080 But you could also have worn the same clothes one 80 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:46.400 time before and give me mis remembering everything about the room, 81 00:03:46.719 --> 00:03:48.520 because that happens way too often sometimes. 82 00:03:48.560 --> 00:03:51.960 I specifically like, I like, I'm wearing these this exact 83 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:54.840 shirt and hat combination from when I that I wore 84 00:03:54.919 --> 00:03:57.879 yesterday on a sacred so people think I do a 85 00:03:57.879 --> 00:03:58.560 lot one day. 86 00:03:58.680 --> 00:04:01.120 Oh that's cool. They were like, oh man, he's such 87 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:04.599 a hard worker. Grindt grind. I'm gonna wear the same 88 00:04:05.439 --> 00:04:11.400 I'm not gonna change that day in five hours somehow. 89 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:17.759 And one day Hulk Hogan said that you're that math. 90 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:20.160 That reminds me of Hulk Holgan because he's been exposed for. 91 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:23.720 Lying like a bunch and one of them was he says, 92 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:27.160 I during sixty five days right in a year, He's like, 93 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:29.720 I've worked four hundred plus days and year. Brother, you 94 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.120 know how I can do that flying to Japan and 95 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:35.240 then flying back to America. The time change makes it 96 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:37.800 for an extra that is so psychic. And then there 97 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:43.000 was headlines breaking Hulk Hogan advinced time travel. 98 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:48.079 It was like breakthrough technology. Remember that photo he posted 99 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:49.560 on Twitter of like pooping my. 100 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:57.800 Gym brother, brother, Ah, the picture is gone, so it 101 00:04:57.959 --> 00:05:00.360 just looks like he's just talking about hoop. 102 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:05.680 I know. Yeah, oh I wanted to bring I just 103 00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:08.199 just because I started the thought and I didn't finish it. 104 00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:10.319 I know. People get annoyed when that happens. 105 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:14.759 The con when there was an episode of I think 106 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:19.160 it's one one of the late night guys who's not Colbert, 107 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:23.920 When when Bilbert was on Colbert years ago, mega awkward energy, Yeah, 108 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:26.000 like incredibly like it was like it was like I 109 00:05:26.000 --> 00:05:28.120 remember it was like a big kind of story that 110 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:30.480 day because it's just like, man, he really does not 111 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:33.040 know how to conduct an interview with the comedian at all. 112 00:05:33.639 --> 00:05:36.720 Like he just trounces all over it. He's like interrupting, 113 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:38.879 he's not letting it. Yeah, he's like fighting against it. 114 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:41.839 He's like, why is that funny? He doesn't say that exactly, 115 00:05:41.839 --> 00:05:42.839 but I like that. 116 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:44.439 Kind of I've ever walked. 117 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:46.480 To be honest, I've never watched him outside of him 118 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:50.639 doing his fake conservative Stephen Colbert thing, the Colbert areport, 119 00:05:50.800 --> 00:05:55.600 so I've never seen his real energy. I've only seen 120 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:58.480 him one time when he was He used to be 121 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:02.120 kind of like I would say, in the center, kind 122 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:05.000 of trying to find his way. And he endorsed Ron 123 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:06.839 Paul one time when m Paul was running, but not 124 00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:09.000 for like the crazy reasons, but for the reasons like, 125 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:13.240 oh he's he's talking about real issues like the foreign 126 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:16.759 you know, military complex and and the Federal Reserve shit 127 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:18.959 like that. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's that's reasonable. 128 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:21.959 But barring that, I don't know anything about him actually, 129 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:24.519 so that sucks that he actually sucks. 130 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:29.079 Yeah, he's just not very skilled in this specific avenue. 131 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:31.120 I don't know why he has the show really. 132 00:06:31.639 --> 00:06:33.839 It kind of just doesn't make sense to It would 133 00:06:33.839 --> 00:06:36.399 be like Hulk Hogan having a show like that. 134 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:40.480 Oh like a talk shitt watch it. Watch it would 135 00:06:40.680 --> 00:06:41.959 exist for like a week. 136 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:45.319 It would be maybe good from like a curiosity stamp 137 00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:47.240 for the same reason that you like, maybe like stare 138 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:49.240 at ants when you're a kid. 139 00:06:49.279 --> 00:06:51.639 I mean I've watched Bradley, Bradley what's his name, the 140 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:53.920 fucking the roid head, the dude that's like I could 141 00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:56.839 beat up any UFC fighter. I'm fucking two seven Martin. Yeah, 142 00:06:56.839 --> 00:06:58.360 I watched this ship and I'm like, oh my, I 143 00:06:58.360 --> 00:06:59.279 want to see him die. 144 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:00.439 Is that that guy? 145 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:03.439 He's just one of the most insecure men on the planet. Yeah. 146 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:07.759 He's like a giant dude, really strong, does bodybuilding and 147 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:09.920 then he challenges it. He's because he's so big, he 148 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:12.399 thinks he can beat up everybody, and so all he 149 00:07:12.439 --> 00:07:14.720 does is like I can easily. Like Nate Diaz is 150 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:17.360 a UFC old, not a champion. He was a UFC fighter, 151 00:07:17.399 --> 00:07:18.839 really good, but he's small. 152 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:21.000 He probably walks Aroun at one hundred and eighty pounds. 153 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:24.720 Yea, and uh he's like I could beat you, Like 154 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:29.759 he's like in Nate Dias is just like sure, you know, 155 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:32.639 like kind of dismissing him, like, yeah, stop being ridiculous, dude. 156 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:33.959 There's a part. Do you remember you know. 157 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:39.800 Brian Callen, He's he's he was on Mad TV. He's 158 00:07:39.839 --> 00:07:41.519 one of used to be Joe Rogan's friend. 159 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:45.279 But then I think he got accused of like raping someone, 160 00:07:45.399 --> 00:07:50.120 so that Joe Rogan distance himself. Yeah, the whole thing. Yeah, hell, 161 00:07:50.240 --> 00:07:51.439 how long before he's back on the show. 162 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:54.240 Uh, well, he hasn't come back on since I think, 163 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:57.040 but he did get embraced back in the comedy world 164 00:07:57.040 --> 00:08:00.279 because us to have a podcast with Brandon Shab the 165 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:02.639 Fighter in the Camp. Yeah, and then he left for 166 00:08:02.639 --> 00:08:04.519 a while. But then they're like back because of course 167 00:08:04.560 --> 00:08:05.720 they embraced the rapists. 168 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:06.120 They don't care. 169 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:07.399 Yeah, it doesn't matter. 170 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:12.920 So anyway, long story short, Bradley Martin and Brian Callen 171 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:15.959 had a quick little just sparring just there is kind 172 00:08:15.959 --> 00:08:17.839 of wrestling and then like let's do a little jiu 173 00:08:17.879 --> 00:08:22.240 jitsu and fucking Bradley Martin is huge and got reversed 174 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:24.680 by bitch as Brian Callen, and it was one of 175 00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:26.600 the most embarrassing things I've ever seen, because I'm like, 176 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:28.920 Brian Collen's a stupid comedian that I feel like you 177 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:33.440 could probably give him problems, like but like, and then 178 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:36.600 Bradley Martin is this huge, hulking roid freak that gets 179 00:08:36.639 --> 00:08:39.600 upset by everything, and somehow when you were trying to 180 00:08:39.600 --> 00:08:43.759 take him down and like dominate him gets reversed by 181 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:46.720 the one of the shittiest comedians around, and I was 182 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:49.039 and I was like, this is it was so much 183 00:08:49.039 --> 00:08:50.639 second hand embarrassment. I turned it off. 184 00:08:51.399 --> 00:08:53.480 The problem the problem with him is that he's someone 185 00:08:53.600 --> 00:08:55.519 He's one of the guys that like this. We live 186 00:08:55.519 --> 00:08:57.480 in a world unfortunately now where you just can't pick fight, 187 00:08:57.519 --> 00:08:59.200 you said his last time, where you just can't you 188 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:01.200 can't go making fights with people anymore. 189 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:06.440 I don't know if it's that unfortunate, but like I know, people. 190 00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:07.720 Just think like I'm jack, that means you could fight. 191 00:09:07.960 --> 00:09:09.799 And I was seeing a whole life of people are like, oh, 192 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:11.759 I'm big, I can fight, and getting beat by people 193 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:14.799 that are like, don't wan them. You don't have it. 194 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:19.559 You don't you don't have a guaranteed survival of like 195 00:09:19.559 --> 00:09:22.639 getting out of an altercation with an armed Dimitri Martin, 196 00:09:23.399 --> 00:09:28.320 you know, like yeah, and that's not a very particularly 197 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:29.720 threatening individual. 198 00:09:29.320 --> 00:09:32.080 Even like it's martial artists, even them, they're like, oh, yeah, again, 199 00:09:32.399 --> 00:09:33.759 I don't know what the is gonna happen, but I 200 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:37.600 assume I'm gonna win because I'm a trained fighter. Could 201 00:09:37.679 --> 00:09:39.200 kill you, could I. 202 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:42.759 Mean, it's it is all takes is a gun, what's 203 00:09:42.799 --> 00:09:44.720 the weapons? That's the part. 204 00:09:44.799 --> 00:09:46.919 And the keno thing is like the one where they 205 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:49.240 trip you and they shove the upper part of your. 206 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:52.559 Chest hit the floor. That it's supposed to be using 207 00:09:52.559 --> 00:09:54.159 your energy against your not. 208 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:56.759 That's not what it is. It's it's the grappling. It's 209 00:09:56.799 --> 00:09:58.879 like the takedown. It's like, I forget what it's called 210 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:00.679 talking about you do. I think it's a juno. 211 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:03.519 Juno is a real one where you you know, it's 212 00:10:03.559 --> 00:10:06.279 like a lot of throwing techniques where you can also 213 00:10:06.360 --> 00:10:08.720 use people's energy against themselves, like someone comes at you 214 00:10:08.759 --> 00:10:09.919 and then you fucking flip them. 215 00:10:10.279 --> 00:10:14.840 I think. I think it's no about. 216 00:10:16.279 --> 00:10:21.080 About so, it's which so it's it's one of those 217 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:22.279 weird panic breasts. 218 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:25.720 That's crazy. He just went He's went full sale. 219 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:28.080 He was like, I told you last episode. 220 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:30.360 It's a new racist to me. That's cool. I don't 221 00:10:30.399 --> 00:10:34.279 care the difference between China and Japan. I don't I 222 00:10:34.279 --> 00:10:36.080 don't think. I don't think they don't think. I don't think. 223 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:41.240 Shout out to all the Tinese people that listened to 224 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:48.080 all formula that have VPN. So the TikTok get a 225 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:53.000 VPN right, I'm assuming so that's because it's tomorrow once 226 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:56.200 the people are going to test that theory, because that 227 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:58.360 it makes sense to me when I was like, Oh, 228 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:01.639 if there are plenty of things that you can't access 229 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:04.360 regionally and then you use a VP and you have 230 00:11:04.399 --> 00:11:06.679 access to it, that's what it sounds like, what's gonna 231 00:11:06.679 --> 00:11:09.960 happen unless I do. You don't know. Have you guys 232 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:11.799 heard about how many places porn hubs bended? 233 00:11:12.279 --> 00:11:16.759 And yeah, I've actually paid close attention to that because 234 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:19.320 I wanted to see if society. 235 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:22.240 Was going to collapse in those regions. You know. I 236 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:24.360 feel like there's a lot of people that need porn 237 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:28.679 to not do horrible things like I think. I think 238 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:31.759 there's more than I'd like to keeps them in their 239 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:35.919 goon cave and without nutting on people's legs. I wonder 240 00:11:35.960 --> 00:11:37.799 if that's happened in a state where there's no porn. 241 00:11:39.320 --> 00:11:41.360 Did that happen some don't remember? 242 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:43.320 Somebody in our audience who we will not pay to 243 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:44.720 do this, go investigate. 244 00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:46.559 I feel like I feel like when that when that 245 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:49.360 was like when that was impending people, just like a 246 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:52.279 bunch of like freaking terabites of just like random hard 247 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:59.759 drives were being sold at crazy rate. This is a 248 00:11:59.799 --> 00:12:02.120 whole Like there's just one guy that's like a dispensary's like, 249 00:12:02.159 --> 00:12:02.639 what do you need? 250 00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:06.080 Oh, there's definitely mean there must be well, I don't know. 251 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:07.080 Maybe it's probably. 252 00:12:08.600 --> 00:12:09.240 Is one site. 253 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:12.840 Also there's was it only porn hub? 254 00:12:12.919 --> 00:12:13.080 Was that? 255 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:13.559 Was that it? 256 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:15.759 It was several? I think I actually don't be I 257 00:12:15.799 --> 00:12:17.559 don't remember pretty sure. I don't know anything. I don't 258 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:18.000 live in a. 259 00:12:18.559 --> 00:12:20.559 I remember just paying to yeah, right to live in 260 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:22.879 a place that tries to I know they said it's 261 00:12:22.879 --> 00:12:27.159 for Uh, there's the concerns. Porn Hub was like, we're 262 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:28.519 concerned about people secure. 263 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:29.000 I know they're not. 264 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:32.240 They don't care about that, so to not comply. I 265 00:12:32.240 --> 00:12:35.519 don't know the real reason right right of why they're like, oh, 266 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:38.559 we're concerned about our blahbl bus security because to use 267 00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:41.720 those sites you have to upload your ID or something 268 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:42.039 like that. 269 00:12:42.120 --> 00:12:44.879 I think what happens is that they're the uh, the 270 00:12:44.960 --> 00:12:49.559 workforce is diminishing so much and people are getting they're 271 00:12:49.559 --> 00:12:52.039 getting so unnerved. They're like, Yo, we gotta do anything 272 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:54.559 we can to make people have kids, even through the 273 00:12:54.600 --> 00:12:59.919 worst means possible. So we gotta get rid of poor care. 274 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:01.600 I don't know how I feel about it really because 275 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:04.279 on some of them, I'm like, it's probably not amazing 276 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:06.320 that we have. Like I think porn is like one 277 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:08.720 of those things where it's like it's like guns in 278 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:12.519 the sense that like, I don't think we really thought 279 00:13:13.840 --> 00:13:17.360 about machine guns when we said like right to bare arms, 280 00:13:17.399 --> 00:13:19.399 you know, or like yeah, in the same way, I 281 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:22.000 don't think we thought about porn that literally like follows 282 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:24.000 us that we could pull out in our pockets on 283 00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:26.639 the subway, you know, you know what I mean. 284 00:13:26.840 --> 00:13:29.080 Yeah, I understand. I think I think porn is too 285 00:13:29.159 --> 00:13:32.799 accessible to a degree, yes, but how much does that 286 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:36.240 hurt people? Exactly? Yeah, I mean that's debatable. How much 287 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:37.120 does it really hurt? Hard? 288 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:39.879 Probably hurts some people were really bad, But it's. 289 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:44.639 There's there's like that, there's like the. 290 00:13:43.240 --> 00:13:45.759 Thing ye where it's like just because one person freaks out, 291 00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:46.480 is like is that worth? 292 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.519 It's Not's not worth. I I'm on the side of 293 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:53.080 you can't ban it. You shouldn't be able to, especially 294 00:13:53.159 --> 00:13:56.879 it's supposed to be for adults. But I just think 295 00:13:56.919 --> 00:14:00.919 societally we should just be better at myating ship, like 296 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:03.480 and what I mean by is just what do they say, 297 00:14:03.519 --> 00:14:05.559 everything and everything moderation, thank. 298 00:14:05.480 --> 00:14:07.559 You, we need magazines back. Let's bring back magazine. 299 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:08.960 That is like a perfect medium. 300 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:11.399 It is, It's like it I actually missed. 301 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:13.320 I was like, oh, man, you know it would be 302 00:14:13.399 --> 00:14:17.240 nice to get another Game Informer and uh get like 303 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:20.639 there's just sometimes some feelings that I sometimes miss the 304 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:23.720 and then the smell of the paper and like flipping through. 305 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:25.360 Those old game performers are high quality. Man. 306 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:27.320 Yeah, when I was home for New York. When when 307 00:14:27.320 --> 00:14:29.200 I was home in New York, I had I realized 308 00:14:29.279 --> 00:14:31.600 I still have like the stack of like old game Informers, 309 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:33.879 like I had like insane amountimum and I was opening them. 310 00:14:34.039 --> 00:14:36.200 It's just like damn, Like they just feel really high quality, 311 00:14:36.679 --> 00:14:38.639 the new ones that they like because they rebooted for 312 00:14:38.639 --> 00:14:40.600 a little bit and then they got shut down immediately. 313 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:42.519 Yeah like a little games stop projects. Yeah yeah, but 314 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:43.159 I have all of them. 315 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:45.200 I have every single one of the new run of 316 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:46.799 game Performers, and they feel like I don't even know, 317 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:48.639 they feel like they're vegan somehow. 318 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:52.080 Something that I want to I want to get up 319 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.399 pornomag so heavily comecross that I can throw on the 320 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:56.639 gun it shatter. Why would you want that just to 321 00:14:56.799 --> 00:14:59.240 just to have it aesthetic mind? Maybe? 322 00:14:59.519 --> 00:15:01.759 So you mean you so you get a porno mag 323 00:15:02.080 --> 00:15:04.320 work on it for I don't know how many years, two, 324 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:05.200 three weeks. 325 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:11.440 Weeks, week week. Oh my goodness, that is great. That's 326 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:13.080 a lot of I mean, have you ever owned a 327 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:13.840 porno magazine? 328 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:17.559 I got one in like twenty like I think nineteen 329 00:15:17.639 --> 00:15:21.320 or eighteen when I accidentally stumbled drunk from one from 330 00:15:21.360 --> 00:15:23.720 like a bar into like a place where they were 331 00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:25.360 having the Alt Porn Awards. 332 00:15:25.600 --> 00:15:27.120 Oh cool, it was. 333 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:28.639 Crazy, and they gave me like a like a to 334 00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:31.120 go bag, oh and a bunch of I had like 335 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:32.879 a porno bag and like a crop top with my 336 00:15:32.960 --> 00:15:33.759 free cams on it. 337 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:35.600 But I wish I still had it. I don't know 338 00:15:35.600 --> 00:15:38.240 where the hell it is. I've never gotten one. Actually, 339 00:15:38.360 --> 00:15:41.639 I don't think of it. That disappoints me. Yeah, because 340 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:45.240 I bought a DVD of course, on my eighteenth birthday. One. 341 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:48.000 I have one porn dvd? 342 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:49.639 Is it is it? 343 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:52.399 No? No, it's not that one. I have one porn DVD. 344 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:54.279 We found a por We found a porn DVD in 345 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:57.159 a friend of ours desk, oh when you like you 346 00:15:57.320 --> 00:16:00.600 like you talking about the podcast before. But he left 347 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:01.960 the country and he was like just keep the desk, 348 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:03.639 and like we don't want this desk. So he broke 349 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:04.759 it open and we found. 350 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:06.440 Like what was it again? It was like a just 351 00:16:06.480 --> 00:16:07.840 a Javanese of. 352 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:12.759 Course, it was like an I hate that I saw. 353 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:13.440 I saw good. 354 00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:18.080 Uh, this was this, This was the Jesus, this was 355 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:21.320 this was actually because the thing that turns me off 356 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:23.559 is the you know, the the cat moaning or whatever 357 00:16:23.799 --> 00:16:25.919 that the chicks where they sound like they're so high 358 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:27.200 pitched they almost sound like cats. 359 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.960 I think the DVD might have been before it felt vintage. 360 00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:32.799 Yeah, it was before that for that ship, because I'm 361 00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:33.120 cool with that. 362 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:36.480 I saw something recently on Twitter which actually I was 363 00:16:36.559 --> 00:16:40.399 like this rules because it was it's like at a 364 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:43.679 fancy bar that's like oak bar, and then like this 365 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:45.919 girl's behind the bar and there's one girl sitting down. 366 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:48.480 They're fully clothed, and then all of a sudden, a 367 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:50.440 dick just pops out of a hole. So it's like 368 00:16:50.480 --> 00:16:54.320 a glory whole bar and she's like sophisticated, just fucking 369 00:16:54.559 --> 00:16:56.919 going to town on this thing. And I was like, 370 00:16:57.639 --> 00:17:01.559 that is the coolest. That's that's my type of society 371 00:17:01.600 --> 00:17:03.000 I want to live in. Like it reminds me of 372 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:09.160 like almost like a La noirir. Like everything's like like 373 00:17:09.160 --> 00:17:12.400 like dark and gray. It's like it's getting sucked in. 374 00:17:12.519 --> 00:17:14.359 It's kind of old time. He has an old timey 375 00:17:14.440 --> 00:17:17.559 vibe that like it's like bleak but put together. Yeah, 376 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:19.200 and but then all of a sudden, it's just porn. 377 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:22.839 But it was Japanese and I was like these motherfuckers. 378 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:24.680 I was like, they're innovating over there. There's like there's 379 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:26.920 like's like a fucking there's a wave. There's away all 380 00:17:26.960 --> 00:17:31.759 tours over there, man, crazyols. Yeah, the I don't know 381 00:17:31.799 --> 00:17:34.759 porn porn magazines is like you can't really. Porn magazines 382 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:36.319 are like tarot cards. I think we're like you have 383 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:38.480 to be gifted them. Yeah, it's bad juju to buy 384 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:40.559 a porn magaz bad juju. Don't say that I was 385 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:41.160 gonna buy one. 386 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:43.839 I don't have. I don't have. I don't have porn mags, 387 00:17:43.839 --> 00:17:45.880 but I have a porn comic book that I've been 388 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:48.039 reading for like thirteen years. 389 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:48.319 Though. 390 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:49.559 Yeah, I think that's. 391 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:53.319 Crazy that reading, Like I'm it's like a it's like 392 00:17:53.359 --> 00:17:55.240 a web comic made by a creator that I found 393 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:57.559 when I was like fourteen. Is it black and white? No, 394 00:17:57.599 --> 00:18:00.960 it's colored. It's colored. That's why I wouldn't not of 395 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:01.519 course color. 396 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:02.440 What does it do for you? 397 00:18:02.519 --> 00:18:04.519 So it's one I don't, it's it's just I think 398 00:18:04.519 --> 00:18:07.559 it's a long term investment. Now there's like a lore 399 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:10.920 to it. It's like sunking costs. Yeah, sunking costs. 400 00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:13.799 Anyway, I mean a fair enough man. 401 00:18:13.799 --> 00:18:16.119 I guess I'm like, dude, I've messed him on Twitter. 402 00:18:16.119 --> 00:18:19.279 I'm like, yo, please finish this. I'm almost I'm in 403 00:18:19.359 --> 00:18:20.359 my third almost. 404 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:28.799 Well since speaking of degenerate behavior. So there was h DJ. 405 00:18:29.119 --> 00:18:32.240 I mean, it's it's it's rather sophisticated compared to many 406 00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:33.240 of the port I mean. 407 00:18:33.079 --> 00:18:36.240 You're not like coming on a dog's eyes. But like 408 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:40.720 I mean, it's like it's it's like it's you know. 409 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:43.599 That's so it just doesn't even know what's going on. 410 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:46.519 It just doesn't to be there. I think it's being 411 00:18:46.559 --> 00:18:50.839 fed the uh it sus biting like. 412 00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:53.759 Listen. 413 00:18:54.200 --> 00:18:56.240 So there was this guy. I don't know if anybody 414 00:18:56.279 --> 00:18:57.880 else saw it. This might have been like a highly 415 00:18:57.920 --> 00:19:00.599 localized Twitter thing, but I saw it and I couldn't 416 00:19:00.599 --> 00:19:01.440 believe it. 417 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:03.960 It's equal parts tragic and hilarious to me. 418 00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:07.160 But so there's this there's a video of this guy 419 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:10.640 going up to what I presume to be a bikini 420 00:19:10.680 --> 00:19:13.720 barista kind of thing. You know, you know there's people 421 00:19:13.759 --> 00:19:14.640 don't do you know what they are. 422 00:19:15.599 --> 00:19:18.839 It's pretty extremely niche. But yeah, I've heard of that. 423 00:19:18.920 --> 00:19:21.119 They haven't been Seattle and like Tacoma in that area, 424 00:19:22.119 --> 00:19:24.599 I know for sure. But it's basically it's just it's 425 00:19:24.640 --> 00:19:26.880 Hooters for cough cough. You know, you drive through and 426 00:19:26.920 --> 00:19:29.000 there's like a you know, there's tits and and then 427 00:19:29.160 --> 00:19:32.359 you get your coffee and you drive away. So this 428 00:19:32.440 --> 00:19:36.160 guy pulls up and I guess he's been giving you know, 429 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:39.000 the staff problems because this video opens up with them 430 00:19:39.039 --> 00:19:41.039 approaching him with a phone, which doesn't you know, you 431 00:19:41.039 --> 00:19:44.480 don't do that to a random person history. So he 432 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:46.359 goes up with the phone and he's he's like, he 433 00:19:46.400 --> 00:19:51.240 looks so normal. It's crazy. It is insane. So he 434 00:19:51.279 --> 00:19:53.839 looks so normal. He's like he's he's like smiling a 435 00:19:53.839 --> 00:19:55.680 little bit. He's like a man, I'm gonna get my cough, 436 00:19:55.680 --> 00:19:57.960 I'm gonna see tits. And then they go up to 437 00:19:58.039 --> 00:20:00.480 him and they lean over his window. He's got no 438 00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:03.279 pants on, and they go, I can't remember what they 439 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:05.000 say in the video, like get the hell you need 440 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:07.599 to leave, you need to leave, and then his expression 441 00:20:07.680 --> 00:20:12.680 drops immediately he drives away. And then later on in 442 00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:14.640 the day we find out that he killed himself. 443 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:20.559 Hold on, I don't know. I heard that he killed 444 00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:22.440 himself when he found out, he went viral. 445 00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:26.720 I don't know, I know, I know he had a 446 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:27.559 kid and a wife. 447 00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:33.319 Yeah, that's what's crazy about it. So, like I saw 448 00:20:33.359 --> 00:20:38.000 the photo that I saw, which by the way, is 449 00:20:38.119 --> 00:20:39.720 really like it's a little funked up to share that 450 00:20:39.720 --> 00:20:41.680 photo because they're like, don't come on, leave them out 451 00:20:41.680 --> 00:20:41.839 of it. 452 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:45.920 Like they didn't, you know. But I was so happy 453 00:20:45.960 --> 00:20:47.400 with the story that he's like, oh, you had a 454 00:20:47.440 --> 00:20:49.400 wife and kidding, Well, the kid's a baby though, to 455 00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:53.240 be fair, okay, so that's even worse dud lost for 456 00:20:53.279 --> 00:20:55.240 the mom. It's not worse for the kid the kids. 457 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:58.599 Though, I mean, what happened he died a warm yeah, 458 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:04.000 war with himself. Yeah, she never specified so like she could, 459 00:21:04.200 --> 00:21:06.519 She's like she passes the life detect test because it's 460 00:21:06.519 --> 00:21:09.960 not a lie. She's just omitting a really important information 461 00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:14.480 war with five Yeah, but uh yeah like a barista. 462 00:21:14.599 --> 00:21:15.960 But yeah, dude, there's a photo of him like with 463 00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:16.839 his wife and the kids. 464 00:21:16.839 --> 00:21:18.759 They're like and it's like super recent. 465 00:21:18.839 --> 00:21:22.039 You can tell, so like, oh man it when I 466 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:24.400 saw when I saw the wife and the kid picture, 467 00:21:24.519 --> 00:21:27.200 I was like, I'm not gonna make it. Wow, I 468 00:21:27.319 --> 00:21:28.240 just like I can't. I'm not. 469 00:21:28.319 --> 00:21:29.119 I was gonna tweet. 470 00:21:29.319 --> 00:21:32.039 I was literally tweeting something and I was like, nah, 471 00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:35.519 it's just really not the time. That must have been 472 00:21:35.519 --> 00:21:38.160 why he killed himself because it went viral. Yeah, like 473 00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:39.000 it went viral. 474 00:21:39.039 --> 00:21:40.960 But also he's like, oh my god, I can't live 475 00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:43.720 with the shame of my wife finding this out or 476 00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:44.359 whatever he did. 477 00:21:44.519 --> 00:21:46.920 That's crazy. That's what we do. He just I don't know, 478 00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:49.920 like did a backslip on a sword or something, a 479 00:21:50.079 --> 00:21:51.039 gainer on a sword. 480 00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:55.880 That's the most convoluted way to kill yourself. 481 00:21:56.359 --> 00:21:58.960 Back. You have to fight a way to stable. 482 00:21:59.640 --> 00:22:01.759 He gets a pony clamp right you like, so you 483 00:22:01.759 --> 00:22:04.440 have like a you have like a clam or vice 484 00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:04.920 grip on. 485 00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:13.720 The right up he lands lets out the largest scream 486 00:22:13.839 --> 00:22:17.119 for only three seconds and then it immediately cuts off. 487 00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:20.640 You cut yourself if you cut yourself directly in half 488 00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:23.119 and two has you fall to the side. 489 00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:28.079 Are both of them screaming? I guess you can't. You're 490 00:22:28.119 --> 00:22:30.279 not gonna be of them have at least one lung. 491 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:34.880 But it's splits it is. 492 00:22:34.759 --> 00:22:37.640 You're so what if one side is cut enough to 493 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:39.759 where your vocals are. 494 00:22:39.559 --> 00:22:40.519 Intact on the other. 495 00:22:40.599 --> 00:22:45.240 Okay, how about this? Both sides like they but they 496 00:22:45.319 --> 00:22:48.319 land face like like open side down, so a vacuum 497 00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:50.400 is is created. 498 00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:58.279 That's how it works. I'm pretty sure. Uh, I'm pretty sure. 499 00:22:58.319 --> 00:23:02.200 There's that discovery he was made by doctor Mangula. 500 00:23:02.400 --> 00:23:10.920 Yeah, he was like, oh, I wonder it's down. I 501 00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:13.400 wonder what kind of ship he really found out about 502 00:23:13.440 --> 00:23:16.599 people dying? Like what kind of fuck ship? He probably 503 00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:19.920 knows about the human body dying that other people just 504 00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:26.079 don't know that. I've never tried it, Like, I just what. 505 00:23:26.119 --> 00:23:28.799 A look of the reasons to kill yourself. 506 00:23:30.519 --> 00:23:34.240 It's not funny. It's funny, it's it's so low. 507 00:23:34.359 --> 00:23:37.640 Look it is really make no mistake, it's deviant, creepy 508 00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:39.599 behavior to jerk off with no pants at a fucking 509 00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:41.920 Bikiti breist to place. But like, I'm looking at this 510 00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:45.039 guy and immediately kills himself. And then they're like pedophiles 511 00:23:45.119 --> 00:23:47.720 was walking around perfectly fine, Like what the fuck? 512 00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:50.480 That's the problem because pedophiles don't think they're doing anything wrong. 513 00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:53.200 They like usually believe in their hearts of hearts, like 514 00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:54.880 I should be able to do this, Like what's wrong 515 00:23:54.920 --> 00:23:56.039 with what's. 516 00:23:55.839 --> 00:23:56.799 Wrong with everybody else? 517 00:23:57.720 --> 00:24:00.000 That's like we've been doing this for thousand years ago, 518 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:01.119 Suddenly it's not okay. 519 00:24:01.279 --> 00:24:02.759 I mean, actually that's a good point, right. 520 00:24:02.799 --> 00:24:06.000 They're probably like, well, that is literally collapsing because we 521 00:24:06.079 --> 00:24:07.759 deviated from fucking little boys. 522 00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:12.359 What I thought that was like a gang of raving 523 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:16.119 pedophiles coming to protest our job. You're making fun of us, 524 00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:17.319 are of us? 525 00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:18.920 I wish you were a little boy. I would teach 526 00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:20.440 you a lesson. You were a little boy, I would 527 00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:25.559 kill you, and dicey weapon did hide you and get 528 00:24:25.559 --> 00:24:26.480 caught later because. 529 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:27.240 I'm stupid. 530 00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:30.480 Anyway, So this guy's dead. 531 00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:33.279 Yeah, this guy's dead, as ship man. That's crazy. 532 00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:35.759 I didn't I didn't know that's people are fighting out 533 00:24:35.799 --> 00:24:36.200 the origins. 534 00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:37.640 I feel like there's one of that this is one 535 00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:39.839 of those things where we don't need to know anything 536 00:24:39.880 --> 00:24:41.799 about him, so we can just stay on the level 537 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:44.079 of like, this is funny, what an idiot? 538 00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:44.279 Right? 539 00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:45.799 It turns out it turns out like we learned that 540 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:47.279 like he's actually he was actually working on a cure 541 00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:50.920 for cancer and got real close and like or like, uh, 542 00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:53.160 he was. 543 00:24:53.359 --> 00:24:54.920 He was on the press of his getting a Nobel 544 00:24:55.000 --> 00:24:59.680 fucking surprised for some weird occurrence, his pants disappeared. Unbeknownst 545 00:24:59.720 --> 00:25:02.720 to him. It wasn't even him, it was he could 546 00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:06.119 imagine it wasn't him, Like how did this happen? But 547 00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:09.400 he was smiling again, having thank you for your Oh man, 548 00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:14.200 he was smile frames he just didn't cancel his smile. 549 00:25:14.359 --> 00:25:16.799 Was he genuinely just forgot his pad before? He has 550 00:25:16.839 --> 00:25:19.400 like or he has like a like a reverse flash 551 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:25.400 in his life. Who's like imagine how many people have that? 552 00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:28.400 Like and there's a bunch of reverse like reverse Chris. 553 00:25:28.519 --> 00:25:31.279 Every time you do something something goes wrong, you're like, yo, 554 00:25:31.359 --> 00:25:33.559 this is not me, and you find out years later 555 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.240 all of your major fun ups are because of this 556 00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:39.039 one actual person. I would go to jail. I think 557 00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:41.160 trying to kill that person. Yeah, I'd be like why, 558 00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:42.119 I would make why. 559 00:25:42.480 --> 00:25:44.720 It's like that Fanos thing where he's like he tortures 560 00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:46.039 that guy on his birthday every year. 561 00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:49.079 Yeah, that human guy that just his name is David 562 00:25:49.160 --> 00:25:51.599 or something, torturing since he was a baby. 563 00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:55.400 It's like, what the hell. That's such a deep level 564 00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:57.880 of I've never felt that level of hatred for anything 565 00:25:58.000 --> 00:25:59.799 or anyone. Really, that's so cosmic. 566 00:25:59.880 --> 00:26:02.960 A that is a force, you know, And showing up 567 00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:06.559 in this guy's one bedroom apartment that's all shabby, just 568 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.880 sitting on this couch, breaking the he weighs like flood 569 00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:12.799 nine hundred pounds, and you're just like, I like knowing 570 00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:15.960 you're not happy, and it's like why what do you get? 571 00:26:15.960 --> 00:26:18.880 What do you get from this, sir? Like satisfaction? Clearly, 572 00:26:19.559 --> 00:26:19.960 I guess. 573 00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:21.519 So it just makes me feel good. 574 00:26:21.880 --> 00:26:22.279 I guess so. 575 00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:24.880 I mean, I guess it probably makes fun slap him 576 00:26:25.839 --> 00:26:26.559 to make death squirt? 577 00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:27.240 Is that what it is? 578 00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:29.559 Like? It's like she's like edging or she's she wasn't 579 00:26:29.599 --> 00:26:31.039 doing it for death. I think he is doing it 580 00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:33.079 for death, like and it's like some type of like edging. 581 00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:35.880 It's an asshole. I thought it was like, I think 582 00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:38.400 it's kind of both. I mean, but they don't mention 583 00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:41.119 that it's him being an asshole. This guy, this guy 584 00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:43.759 deserves a bad life for some reason. I just think 585 00:26:43.759 --> 00:26:45.759 it makes her like you know, it's the it's the 586 00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:50.319 female equivalent of gooning. I'd give him fent I feel 587 00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:51.720 like it wouldn't work. I feel like it wouldn't work, 588 00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:55.440 But like you, how would it in fent up Hulk? 589 00:26:55.480 --> 00:26:59.039 And he calms back down? Is that how you? 590 00:26:59.359 --> 00:27:01.200 That's what that's you to feed him? Are you gonna 591 00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:02.119 watch the Red Hulk? 592 00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:06.279 Yeah? I don't know. If I don't, I don't know 593 00:27:06.319 --> 00:27:09.839 about this d D I E dunk. I don't even 594 00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:13.559 read comics. You know, Red Hulk's been around for I 595 00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:15.519 should d I E. I don't. 596 00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:19.519 G I ehme. Some fucking dumb asshole said that. I've 597 00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:22.880 definitely I've definitely seen you seen it already. I remember 598 00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:25.599 making that joke and then seeing it. That's the guys 599 00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:28.880 before he killed himself the I E. And then he 600 00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:33.119 fucking and he blew his brain. What a fucking mouser. 601 00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:35.920 He did a back flip and then somehow hit the 602 00:27:35.920 --> 00:27:37.960 trigger and the last second. 603 00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:40.960 He stabbed himself. He fell down, he fell on the trigger, 604 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:43.240 a whole entire like but it was like police some 605 00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:46.279 things called it had a peewees playoffs police. No, they're 606 00:27:46.279 --> 00:27:48.359 not what what are they called? The whole like the 607 00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:51.039 ball falls down the hill, then it rolls in there 608 00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:53.240 you go, falls into one of those of it blows 609 00:27:53.240 --> 00:27:56.519 his head off that and then it facetimes this kid 610 00:27:56.599 --> 00:28:07.000 right before it happens to father the greatest, greatest. One 611 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:09.559 frame he's him, and then the next frame he's a clicker. 612 00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:13.880 Face is like exploded open. 613 00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:23.720 That kid just like no, it'd be crazy. That was 614 00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:30.759 grown heath Ledger like like white Ledger. 615 00:28:31.759 --> 00:28:34.559 Yeah, that guy dies for his sex. 616 00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:46.440 That I'm now a giant suicide. You combine every suicide 617 00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:49.160 together to one mega suicide. 618 00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:52.480 Was this guy's name is? He might know his name, 619 00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:53.359 That doesn't matter. 620 00:28:53.559 --> 00:28:55.880 Well we know we know like everything about except his name. 621 00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:57.559 I guess suicide. 622 00:28:59.759 --> 00:29:01.680 Got clown. 623 00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:06.799 Suicide is clown suicide is the clowns? 624 00:29:07.079 --> 00:29:11.200 Was he was a clown? 625 00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:16.799 He's like magic like that cloud. 626 00:29:16.839 --> 00:29:18.640 It's me suicide is the clown? 627 00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:24.559 Does he just do various suicide tricks because he has 628 00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:25.799 to have a business, so he has to repeat. 629 00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:28.920 Yeah, I'd assume he's immortal. He's on immortality. 630 00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:32.039 He does little tricks where you're like, he lynches himself, 631 00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:34.359 but he's fine. He shoots himself the head and he's fine. Yeah, 632 00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:36.359 and then all the kids are like, wow, I should 633 00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:36.880 try that. 634 00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:39.440 But then he's But then he finds the one thing 635 00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:42.279 that can kill him, and he finally did it. He 636 00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:45.440 finally did It's like the input you put into your 637 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:46.799 brain that will kill you instantly. 638 00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:47.920 He did that. 639 00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:51.359 He went and got coffee, had no pants, got really 640 00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:52.319 upset at this time. 641 00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:54.400 It would kill him that those are the conditions. 642 00:29:56.839 --> 00:30:00.319 What if those were just jaggings that were brown, you know, 643 00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:02.599 what if those were just looking crazy. 644 00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:07.119 It's just it is genuinely just a fucking misunderstating. And 645 00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:08.640 he just got frightened by them. 646 00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:11.960 And it's like, oh my god, this looks like I 647 00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:12.880 didn't have pants on. 648 00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:14.519 I'm gonna kill myself. 649 00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:19.039 Not even explained to anybody't even go to his wife 650 00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:22.920 and like, honey, some crazy shit's about to pop off. 651 00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:24.599 Onliney honey, look at me. You see how I look 652 00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:27.960 right now? You see how this looks these pants. You 653 00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:30.519 see there's a video of me going around right now 654 00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:33.119 with it that looks like I have no pants, looks 655 00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:33.720 like I'm harassing you. 656 00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:35.519 I swear to God, these are the pants that I'm wearing. 657 00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:36.519 You've seen them. 658 00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:37.240 Go look at the video. 659 00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:41.920 It's the same pants. Now, dude. You know what's funny? 660 00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:42.400 Uh? 661 00:30:42.440 --> 00:30:45.319 Do you remember uh that Norwegian girl that I was dating? 662 00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:46.079 What? 663 00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:46.519 Oh? Yeah? 664 00:30:46.599 --> 00:30:47.119 Yeah? 665 00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:50.680 She had these like jaggings or span X, whatever the 666 00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:53.240 fuck they're called, that were black and pink. 667 00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:53.920 But the the. 668 00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:56.319 Pink it was more peachy. It looked like skin. 669 00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:59.119 It looked like skin, and there was a she was 670 00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:02.519 just she was just jamming on my drum set and 671 00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:05.880 like like we're just playing like some black Sabbathe some bullshit. 672 00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:10.039 And people were like, is she wearing like People were 673 00:31:10.200 --> 00:31:13.920 genuinely like is she like? They were like, And I 674 00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:16.480 was like, it didn't even occur to me. So it 675 00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:21.519 is totally possible that this man was wearing brown spandex 676 00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:22.440 or leggings. 677 00:31:23.599 --> 00:31:25.839 Look, guys, I love making fun of this, right, yeah, 678 00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:29.799 maybe we should stop now. Maybe I love that. I'm 679 00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:32.440 happy they were at a half an hour exactly. 680 00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:37.240 There's the really only other thing that we have to 681 00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:39.000 talk about, really is and they find him in the 682 00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:39.640 cars like that. 683 00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:45.079 They find him in a car on the sword that 684 00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:53.559 he backflips. Yeah, he's like the new Arthur in the Stone. 685 00:31:53.960 --> 00:32:00.880 You gotta him, sucking asshole. 686 00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:05.720 I I I'm I'm done. Yeah, we're done. We're satisfied. 687 00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:10.279 You I can you can you stain us with blood? 688 00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:14.240 I mean, its what's out of If you keep. 689 00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:18.160 The blood on the sword, I think it'll it'll it'll 690 00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:21.279 fuck up the the iron. It won't be it won't 691 00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:23.200 be cool like all the swords red now that you can, 692 00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:28.079 it's fucked up. If anything, if. 693 00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:29.559 It would get any color, it would be more like 694 00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:31.839 probably like a like a panel orange, I would imagine, right, 695 00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:34.200 I think it would say anything like rusty. 696 00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:35.079 It's just gonna rust. 697 00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:35.720 Yeah, it's gonna. 698 00:32:35.720 --> 00:32:36.160 It's gonna. 699 00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:38.720 So you gotta you gotta gotta lube your sword, keep 700 00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:39.839 it nice in a mineral oil. 701 00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:44.920 Yeah, it's gonna anyway. It's the resting peace that guy. 702 00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:46.519 I guess you rest in peace. 703 00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:49.039 I mean, I guess it's it's I mean, obviously it 704 00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:51.799 didn't deserve to die from just being pencil and just 705 00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:57.160 arrest him. To me, the biggest problem was, dude wasn't 706 00:32:57.160 --> 00:33:00.240 even like chief. He wasn't even ready to go to me. 707 00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:03.279 That's no, you did it, that's the problem. So it's 708 00:33:03.279 --> 00:33:05.240 not like he was even like how much of a 709 00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:05.920 pervert was he? 710 00:33:06.039 --> 00:33:07.519 Like the more I think about it, the more I 711 00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:11.119 think it's just pants like because it's right, you didn't 712 00:33:11.119 --> 00:33:12.279 see his dick at all, because. 713 00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:14.279 He wasn't even like, oh, I'm ready to go, like 714 00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:16.319 you know, like hey or nothing, like what is this 715 00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:17.960 dick is just tucked in? What was he gonna do 716 00:33:17.960 --> 00:33:19.839 with balloon trick afterwards? Like what? 717 00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:22.440 So like the whole thing where I was, I'm like, 718 00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:25.480 he wasn't like even he didn't even get ready or 719 00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:28.640 he wasn't like was this baby's first perv? 720 00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:30.799 Like was this maybe the first time? It was his 721 00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:33.240 first time experimental? He was like, and then he immediately 722 00:33:33.319 --> 00:33:37.039 killed it. Well, that'd be a lesson to you guys 723 00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:39.039 if you ever feel like there's like a weird, cheap 724 00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:41.720 sexual thrill I want to drive around with no pants 725 00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:44.119 on and broad day broad. 726 00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:48.599 I love. The more that we dissected, the more like 727 00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:50.000 fascinating to become. 728 00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:51.240 The thing about it is. Second, it's not even like 729 00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:54.880 a fucking whatever, who cares? 730 00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:58.319 What's his name? Again suicide suicide. 731 00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:01.920 The recipe suicide is the clown resident piece. Also to 732 00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:04.319 another legend who really does not belong in this in 733 00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:05.640 this company. 734 00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:08.960 But they are of the same notoriety. I don't know. 735 00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:14.519 David Lynch died at seventy eight. Seventy eight year old man. 736 00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:17.159 It's not surprising that he died. He necessarily similar and 737 00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:18.119 I think there's been. 738 00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:23.320 He made the Dune first movie, not not that I. 739 00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:24.519 Feel like he deserved to die. 740 00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:27.280 That's crazy. The movie is really bad. It's I tried 741 00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:29.960 watching it. Movie is horrible. Did he write it? No? 742 00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:34.199 He made He didn't know whatever fucking it's he was. 743 00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:36.320 You know he was gonna direct. You know the story 744 00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:38.559 about him almost directing Return of the Jedi. 745 00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:42.639 Do you know what that's it would have been had 746 00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:44.480 the same like stuff in it with he walks and 747 00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:45.159 all that should still been. 748 00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:48.199 Yeah, it would have been. It would have exist, but. 749 00:34:48.199 --> 00:34:51.519 Would have been like fucking probably monstrous, terrified. 750 00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:54.119 Like he tells this story about like how like George 751 00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:56.440 Lucas wanted him to direct the movie and he was like, 752 00:34:56.800 --> 00:34:59.400 I guess I shouldn't meet him. It's George Lucas, you know, 753 00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:01.559 Like why why would I not take a meeting with 754 00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:03.639 George Lucas, and he like takes him to like a 755 00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:05.920 he takes him into like a Ferrari ride, and he 756 00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:08.199 takes him to like a salad restaurant that only serves salad, 757 00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:09.760 and David Lynch is like, I don't fucking eat a 758 00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:12.000 salad and then he and then he takes it back 759 00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.760 and he's trying to explain like wookies to him, and 760 00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:18.440 David Lynch is like getting a headache. He's like freaking out, 761 00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:20.760 Like looking at this wookie, I think I. 762 00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:26.119 Heard that episode. Is that it's all real. 763 00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:28.079 It is all like he tells this story and it's 764 00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:31.559 so it's so funny. And he was like, I, George, 765 00:35:31.599 --> 00:35:32.239 you should direct it. 766 00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:32.960 I don't. I can't. 767 00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:35.639 I can't do this. This wookie is giving me a 768 00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:36.440 heart attack. I can't. 769 00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:39.400 I can't do it, George. I'm having a pan maybe 770 00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:41.039 a little of the comment now I'm having a severe 771 00:35:41.079 --> 00:35:44.039 panic attack. I'm seeing that wooker. Isn't that the reason why? 772 00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:46.480 I actually because I feel like I'm starting to remember 773 00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:50.280 parts of that story. Uh that people were really surprised 774 00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:50.960 that David. 775 00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:51.920 Lynch took on Dune. 776 00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:55.119 Yeah, because like I think he didn't really want anything 777 00:35:55.119 --> 00:35:56.840 to do with shit like that, and then he did 778 00:35:56.960 --> 00:35:59.599 something that's kind of adjacent to it, you know, Yeah, 779 00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:05.760 is so like that dude is such a like. I 780 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:08.239 like them. I like the books a lot, but they're 781 00:36:08.280 --> 00:36:14.119 like so heavily like they're so anti America. They're like 782 00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:17.000 so anti America in the way you make those movies 783 00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:20.079 that I feel like you have to be super politically 784 00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:23.440 involved to give a fuck about those things. Like I 785 00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:26.079 don't think an American can make a Dune movie, respectfully. 786 00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:30.960 I thought it was about worms are involved. It's about dunes, right, 787 00:36:31.159 --> 00:36:33.000 I don't know what the fun Dune is stupid, it's 788 00:36:33.000 --> 00:36:34.280 about I've never seen that movie. 789 00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:39.639 Just it's it's a movie about dudes. It's a movie 790 00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:44.320 about bring ATVs. And then they go fucking. 791 00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:47.960 They go in space and the worms and and they 792 00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:49.119 find space dudes. 793 00:36:49.199 --> 00:36:51.039 That it's just that scene in Napoleon Dynamite where the 794 00:36:51.039 --> 00:36:52.239 grandmother goes over the dune and the. 795 00:36:55.079 --> 00:36:57.679 Oka Rico's in fact in Dune, quick little quick. 796 00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:03.800 Thought Uncle Ricot, even the actor, I didn't think. 797 00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.239 This is this is where we get the lore about 798 00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:11.320 Uncle Rico being so tremendously powerful from football over the dunes. 799 00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:15.159 Oh yeah, fun fact, Uncle could have thrown that football 800 00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:16.880 that far. He just didn't. You just never had a chance. 801 00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:18.320 What are you watching that's making you say fun fact 802 00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:18.840 so often? 803 00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:21.880 I don't know. I don't know why I say fun fat. 804 00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:23.320 You've been saying it a lot, like you got yeah, 805 00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:24.880 you got it from somewhere, but you got I said 806 00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:27.039 that show when I was little, and then I stopped 807 00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:29.480 because I think I stopped trying to show people what 808 00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:33.119 I care about, and I just say it way too much. Yeah, 809 00:37:33.159 --> 00:37:35.360 fun fat, you will you. 810 00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:38.599 You adopt things quite quickly for like about a week 811 00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:39.800 or two, and then it's gone. 812 00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:43.000 Yeah I have phases, Yeah, yeah, I have. I missed 813 00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:45.760 your you missed your gas phases when you were saying 814 00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:50.039 things were gas has a while ago. She's gas and 815 00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:55.880 I'm like, all right, It's like it's like he equips different. Yeah. Interesting, man. 816 00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:58.000 Like sometimes I like, I'll watch old videos of mine, 817 00:37:58.119 --> 00:37:59.679 like really old ones, and I'm like, my accent is 818 00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:02.800 completely different. It's truly kind of crazy. I don't know 819 00:38:02.800 --> 00:38:03.760 how the fun that happens. 820 00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:05.880 I don't think I haven't. That is interesting. 821 00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:08.920 The way that I speak and the intonation is like genuinely, 822 00:38:08.960 --> 00:38:10.960 like full on completely different. 823 00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:11.679 Really, it's crazy. 824 00:38:11.679 --> 00:38:14.360 Granted it's more New York because I was, you know, but. 825 00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:18.320 You're like fucking whatever over here. Yeah, exactly. 826 00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:20.960 When I go home, I do sound more like that 827 00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:24.079 to be fucking yeahs surrounded by people who do. Like 828 00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:27.719 my mom especially has like a thick, thick that accent, 829 00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:30.719 and it's gotten thicker somehow. There's no e r in 830 00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:34.519 the last end of your name. Christopher h Christopher always 831 00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:38.920 Christopher genuinely, but it's not, it's not it's not my game. 832 00:38:40.199 --> 00:38:42.960 Strike your fucking hand down and your dog walked at 833 00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:46.920 the worst moment. I saw that happen during Thanksgiving, what 834 00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:50.400 one of our friends was. I was carrying something and 835 00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:54.039 like one of our other friends, the dog I saw 836 00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:57.800 that I was drunker and I she walked back and 837 00:38:57.840 --> 00:39:00.880 the dog just decided the move at the worst moment, 838 00:39:01.239 --> 00:39:03.719 and it was like I gotta go right now, and 839 00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:06.079 she almost fell on top of the dog. And I'm like, 840 00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:07.039 why did it do that? 841 00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:11.320 It doesn't understand why did this to do that? 842 00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:13.000 I was like, I was so puzzled. I was like, 843 00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:14.280 because I watched it, I was like. 844 00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:16.599 I think I was on shrooms in that heaven. 845 00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:24.000 No, I yeah, after mushrooms and on Thanksgiving. Yeah whatever, okay, 846 00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:26.239 all right, Yeah, it's good good. 847 00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:28.639 I'm not I'm not like looking at the wall like 848 00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:30.559 trying to find demons or anything. It's just like it's 849 00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:32.840 it's just a good vibe when you know the right 850 00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:34.480 dosage you want to take shrooms. 851 00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:37.800 I mean, no, I didn't. It's illegal? Is it illegal exactly? 852 00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:39.360 I don't know. I don't think it's illegal, but I'm 853 00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:41.840 just kidding. I mean, if I don't, I don't know. 854 00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:43.000 I'm just joking around heroin. 855 00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:45.039 I don't care. You don't care. 856 00:39:46.239 --> 00:39:46.880 I don't care either. 857 00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:48.199 I just you know, I don't think what. 858 00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:50.239 I don't think it is illegal, but I think as 859 00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:52.679 long as we don't, I feel like it's illegal to sell. 860 00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:55.440 But like, yeah, I imagine, so I imagine it's definitely 861 00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:58.239 legal to sell if you put if you put heroin 862 00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:01.400 in your balls, right, No, every every year you put 863 00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:02.679 a little bit of heroin in your balls. 864 00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:03.679 No, I'm not gonna do that. 865 00:40:04.159 --> 00:40:07.400 Well, you have a baby that's addicted to heroin, you 866 00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:10.559 won't have you'll let me explain something. You're not gonna 867 00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:12.679 have a baby, what if you do what if you conceive, 868 00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:15.920 you're injecting directly into your test, right into your test. 869 00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:19.679 First of all, that pain is insane. Probably I can't 870 00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:20.559 even imagine that pain. 871 00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:23.880 That is genuinely like beyond my scope of like, I 872 00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:28.960 can't this that my game engine can't render that scenario. 873 00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:31.119 That'd be like you'd have ego death after doing that. 874 00:40:31.159 --> 00:40:34.719 You'd be like, ah, you're fucking frame dated with pop. 875 00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:37.760 I don't know people people that put silicon in their 876 00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:39.800 balls and deck just to make their balls and dig big. 877 00:40:41.159 --> 00:40:44.960 You don't only one, but I know happening. That's the 878 00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:48.360 better I know if it happening this guy. No, no, no, 879 00:40:48.440 --> 00:40:52.039 that's very real. That's what people. That's very real. 880 00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:53.679 So why you don't get any sleep by night is 881 00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:55.440 because you're sneaking out hanging out with some. 882 00:40:55.440 --> 00:40:58.920 Fucking weird people that put silicon on their They don't 883 00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:02.159 do it, but I know people that have seen it 884 00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:05.800 happen or see they I know of the con it. 885 00:41:06.280 --> 00:41:08.119 You got the silicon, yeah, man, I got it from 886 00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:10.920 the dark web whatever. I'm just around to see it 887 00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:19.679 dark interested Amazon dot dark. I want to go in 888 00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:21.360 a dark wab. My friends did once and they were like, 889 00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:24.320 it was not a good I don't feel good about it. 890 00:41:24.480 --> 00:41:26.039 They was like, it's it's just scary. 891 00:41:26.119 --> 00:41:28.840 Even if it's like something that's not like insane, I 892 00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:31.159 still don't like the idea of just having some type 893 00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:34.079 of marker that like, oh, I'm using, uh. 894 00:41:33.880 --> 00:41:36.880 What is it? You use a tour? And then they 895 00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:41.039 call them onion websites and I was just like, okay, 896 00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:42.760 because they have layers. 897 00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:45.559 Yes, I think that's why it's I'm assuming that's why, 898 00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:47.239 but maybe it's not that bad. 899 00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:49.679 I feel like it has to be that because it's just. 900 00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:52.800 It spoils, it overtakes everything, and it hurts your eyes. 901 00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:54.559 I feel like I feel like that's where that's where 902 00:41:54.599 --> 00:41:57.519 true villains are, you know that the kind of guys that, like. 903 00:41:57.559 --> 00:42:00.599 I learned about the tours and all that ship on 904 00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:03.679 a There's a guy named Simon. This bald dude has 905 00:42:03.719 --> 00:42:06.960 a beard that has like ten YouTube channels. You must 906 00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:10.800 have seen him before, glasses beard. He's he's a British 907 00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:16.800 and he fucking he's on today. I found biographics fucking 908 00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:20.280 the dark. There's like ten chan. I found a true 909 00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:22.199 crime one just by chance. I was like, oh, I 910 00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:23.960 want to learn about this guy that killed the town 911 00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:25.400 bully and nobody snitch. 912 00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.320 And then he was the motherfucker was just hell hello. 913 00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:32.079 I was like, what the you again? 914 00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:32.760 Yeah? 915 00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:36.119 I was like, it didn't even. It was totally by chance. 916 00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:39.119 It's like changing every channel and every show is different, 917 00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:40.280 but it's got the same cast. 918 00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:40.760 Listen. 919 00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:44.079 It's a I almost feel sometimes I feel like I'm 920 00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:47.039 dead because it doesn't seem real to have that many channels. 921 00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:50.199 Like this guy was like, how do you do anything? 922 00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:52.320 He just maybe he's all AI. 923 00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:55.000 Yeah, I know somebody who's watching this knows exactly what 924 00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:56.519 I'm talking about. Don't remember his last name. I know 925 00:42:56.559 --> 00:43:02.440 his name Simon and Howell. I would never watch. 926 00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:04.440 He looks like a porcelain fucking dummy and dude, what 927 00:43:04.440 --> 00:43:04.960 did he do? 928 00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:08.199 Simon Cowell looks like all over his deck and then 929 00:43:08.199 --> 00:43:10.400 it's spread through his body. Simon Cole is like a 930 00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:13.519 soft park character rendered in like real life. You know. Yeah, 931 00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:15.320 he got like no features. He just has like the 932 00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:16.559 eyes in the mouth. 933 00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:17.719 He looks dirty. 934 00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:20.000 I don't like, if you look at his face, there's 935 00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:20.800 something about it. 936 00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:22.960 That looks like he looks clean and dirty. He looks 937 00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:27.000 like he's been powerwashed. Into a state of filthiness. There's 938 00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:28.320 just like a it's crazy. 939 00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:31.800 It's it's like a perma perma coat of something like 940 00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:34.199 they they they recommended something and it was like like 941 00:43:34.239 --> 00:43:36.920 a like a oh, a coffee stain, like a like 942 00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:38.559 a like oak stain or something. 943 00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:39.400 There's something. 944 00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:42.280 There's something on him that I'm like, I'm gonnaull him up. 945 00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:43.760 Haven't seen him in wanna go to the theater? 946 00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:45.880 And Crome cast videos of squirrels having heart attacks on 947 00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:47.079 the under the screens. 948 00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:50.000 Yes, cool, let's go. 949 00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:52.360 I don't how did you even come to that. I 950 00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:54.679 had a dream that this happened. I'm not even squirrels 951 00:43:54.679 --> 00:43:56.679 having heart attacks. I had a dream that me and 952 00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:59.199 my friends were like pranking the movie theater, like yeah, 953 00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:01.559 let's go, let's go take over the movie theater. 954 00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:01.960 Screed. 955 00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:05.199 They got to the movie theater, we got like somebody 956 00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:06.800 I don't even know. It was like a friend from 957 00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:09.119 like junior high and I don't I don't talk to 958 00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:12.079 at all, and like he clicks someone on his phone 959 00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:13.760 and it was just like videos of scrolls clutching their 960 00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:16.280 arms and I think they were trying to watch like 961 00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:19.599 a real movie. But it's been on my mind ever 962 00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:21.920 since having because I was like, what a specific dream. 963 00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:25.440 Scroll clutching its heart and fucking pain fatigue is crazy. 964 00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:27.119 I think you see saw a video of a scroll 965 00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:29.800 like waking up and like actually like moving its hand 966 00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:31.360 to its chest and like people were like, look, it's 967 00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:33.760 grabbing his short and it's stuck in my head. But 968 00:44:33.760 --> 00:44:36.199 then I exacerbated in the dream to like heart attacks. 969 00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:38.800 What is going on with this guy? Look at him? 970 00:44:39.000 --> 00:44:41.199 He looks like his eyes are frowning, like, I don't 971 00:44:41.239 --> 00:44:51.440 know what, you know. Usually when you see David Lynch 972 00:44:51.480 --> 00:44:54.920 would create a that's it. David lyn is a David 973 00:44:55.679 --> 00:44:56.280 doing character. 974 00:44:56.480 --> 00:45:00.760 He's like like the what is this? The arkan on 975 00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:04.840 what is in like just before he went bald or whatever? 976 00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:12.119 Sounds gross and I can't tell what he's you know, 977 00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:14.800 usually when you see women in plastic surgery, I'm like, oh, 978 00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:16.320 you did this, you did that. You can kind of 979 00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:18.239 have an idea. I'm not sure what he did. 980 00:45:18.320 --> 00:45:20.000 He walked into the plastic surgeon and he was like, 981 00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:23.639 what do you want and he went yes, he surprised me. 982 00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:24.880 Yes, surprised me. 983 00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:29.480 Like a haircut, you just try to experiment. You're like, whatever, Yeah, 984 00:45:29.519 --> 00:45:30.079 give me whatever. 985 00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:36.000 I just need every needle in his face fucking drill 986 00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:39.719 stuff and fucking pulls his ship back and steals them together. 987 00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:43.079 He pulled. He he laps his face, puts his hands 988 00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:47.840 under his eyelids, yanked hard on the muscle of his cheekbone, 989 00:45:48.239 --> 00:45:51.119 and it's like he's pulling his hard. He has his 990 00:45:51.159 --> 00:45:53.800 feet on his chest, pulling as hard as he can't 991 00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:59.840 just scratch him. Oh man, could you go a little harder? 992 00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:03.320 Yeah, so David Lynch, Yeah, there was some peace. David Lynch, 993 00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:06.039 twin Peaks, a bunch of iconic stuff he did, Like 994 00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:08.400 I remember he did a weird a crazy PS two 995 00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:11.760 ad like all right, like a long time ago obviously 996 00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:13.000 when the PS two was new. 997 00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:15.679 Really just weird guy. 998 00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:18.440 I love him specifically, like not just because of his 999 00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:21.239 like stuff, but like I love his like interviews and 1000 00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:23.280 the way that he talks to people. There's always like 1001 00:46:23.320 --> 00:46:25.000 one of my favorite things that he's ever done was 1002 00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:27.159 like him like do you ever see him crashing out 1003 00:46:27.360 --> 00:46:30.360 where he's like talking to the camera about like, don't 1004 00:46:30.360 --> 00:46:34.079 watch a movie on a fucking iPhone, you fucking idiot. 1005 00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:37.159 Like he's like he's berating the audience for like watching 1006 00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:39.440 movies on their iPhone. It was just like, you're not 1007 00:46:39.480 --> 00:46:41.840 getting the fucking experience if you're watching it on a phone, 1008 00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:46.639 you dip shit. He's like angry, but it's like it's awesome. 1009 00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:49.159 I never saw it. It's so fucking funny. That was 1010 00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:51.079 like the first thing. That's the first thing that I 1011 00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:53.559 saw of his and then I started. 1012 00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:57.559 Watching his movies. Have you heard any of his music? 1013 00:46:58.360 --> 00:47:00.280 I know that it exists, I haven't heard any of it, 1014 00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:02.679 so he has. I saw an interview that he was 1015 00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:05.920 given in France, in France, yeah, where he was like 1016 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:08.239 filming a music video for one of his songs, and 1017 00:47:08.280 --> 00:47:09.800 he had like no shirt on, he was caked in 1018 00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:12.079 mud and there was like a nude model behind him. 1019 00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:13.599 He was like, yeah, I'm fucking working on something. 1020 00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:19.440 So anyone who's listening right now, if he hadn't heard 1021 00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:21.639 his music, go listen to Crazy Clown Time. 1022 00:47:23.800 --> 00:47:25.840 It's fucking insane. 1023 00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:27.519 Did you see the cartoon he did where it's like 1024 00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:28.840 a guy getting thrown through a word do. 1025 00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:34.280 With it farting? No? I have not, Like David Lynch 1026 00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:37.719 is crazy. He is, but it's like it's the best. Yeah, 1027 00:47:37.800 --> 00:47:38.159 I don't know. 1028 00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:40.239 I was genuinely surprised because I just figured, like, I 1029 00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:41.719 know he's old, but it was kind of like he's 1030 00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:43.039 kind of like a Bowie kind of figure, where like 1031 00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:44.480 I just kind of assumed that he would be around 1032 00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:45.039 for a long time. 1033 00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:45.599 No one. 1034 00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:48.400 That's why I guess that's why this hit hard, right, Yeah, old, 1035 00:47:48.440 --> 00:47:50.239 But people were like, what the fuck? Like David Lynch 1036 00:47:50.360 --> 00:47:52.159 died that you just you did? I thought he was 1037 00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:56.320 gonna be like Scorsese, He's just yeah, he's ancient. He's 1038 00:47:56.360 --> 00:47:57.719 like he was gonna be like Larry King. 1039 00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:01.639 You look, yeah, Larry King was. We were all at 1040 00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:03.000 peace like whenever he died. 1041 00:48:03.039 --> 00:48:05.360 I realized that just that I forgot that he died. 1042 00:48:05.800 --> 00:48:09.320 He died, but like it was one of those things 1043 00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:12.920 to like I meant, Hi, did I tell you that 1044 00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:14.559 met him once? Yeah? 1045 00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:18.199 His head was just like at his head is he's 1046 00:48:18.280 --> 00:48:24.559 like do you remember do you remember Evil Concarne? No, 1047 00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:28.480 It's like, yeah, how like the stomach was in the 1048 00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:30.960 center and it had like it was talking that was 1049 00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:36.079 like him or like a kingpin from a Spider. It's like, 1050 00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:41.800 and I've never listened to Crazy clown time, it's basically 1051 00:48:41.880 --> 00:48:43.920 him and false settled just saying random. 1052 00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:47.480 Ship poly blah blah. It's fucking nuts. 1053 00:48:47.320 --> 00:48:52.559 Dude, It's insane, insane. He's genuinely crazy, dude. He there's 1054 00:48:52.559 --> 00:48:56.159 a show called Gravity Falls, right, it's like a popular cartoon. 1055 00:48:56.239 --> 00:48:59.000 It was significantly after my time, but it's it's very 1056 00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:02.800 heavily based, like not based, but like very obviously clearly 1057 00:49:02.840 --> 00:49:06.719 inspired by Twin Peaks, like a lot of things are. Yeah, 1058 00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:08.400 And they initially wanted to get like one of the 1059 00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:10.320 characters to be voiced by David Lynch, and he just didn't, 1060 00:49:10.360 --> 00:49:12.239 so like they ended up just doing like an impression 1061 00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:15.480 of him, apparently. And I didn't know this because no 1062 00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:20.000 one saw this show. David Lynch plays himself as the 1063 00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:22.920 bartender in the entirety of the Cleveland Show. 1064 00:49:25.800 --> 00:49:29.400 I mean, that's that's some It's just Garland ship just 1065 00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:33.880 because I mean, that's insane. That's so random. 1066 00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:35.639 That reminds me of like South Park when they would 1067 00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:37.199 get like they got George Clooney to play a. 1068 00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:41.360 Dog, oh yeah, lay a cat, yeah, or like how 1069 00:49:41.400 --> 00:49:46.960 fucking what was it? A wild Thornberry's had flea play like, uh. 1070 00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:50.119 Donnie, I remember seeing the behind the scenes of him. 1071 00:49:50.119 --> 00:49:54.239 Point yeah, I remember that I wonder what Donnie's gonna 1072 00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:56.000 be like when he becomes an adult. That's son I've 1073 00:49:56.039 --> 00:50:01.000 always wondered. You think you think like he becomes a 1074 00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:02.800 person or I think he dies young. 1075 00:50:03.559 --> 00:50:05.039 I think I think he gets infected. 1076 00:50:05.119 --> 00:50:07.960 I think Nigel experimented on him. I think Donnie. I 1077 00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:10.800 think Donnie is that kind of guy that like he goes. 1078 00:50:10.840 --> 00:50:12.400 He's like one of those guys like really like. 1079 00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:13.920 If you were Nigel, you would experiment on don. 1080 00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:16.800 Can you feel what is it? What happens if I 1081 00:50:16.840 --> 00:50:32.239 inject silicon into your penis Curry? Right? Or like an 1082 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:35.840 impersonator something? Is it? Tim Curry? I thought it was Curry. 1083 00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:38.519 I think it was Tim Curry. It's not Tim Curry. 1084 00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:39.400 It's meant to be, you. 1085 00:50:39.400 --> 00:50:42.000 Know what I mean. It's very clear, like the people 1086 00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:43.280 who do Christopher Walking and show. 1087 00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:45.519 Yeah, yeah, I remember David the Barbarian had that where 1088 00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:48.480 they had like like a bitch like I'm twinkling the 1089 00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:50.760 Marbel Horse clearly. 1090 00:50:51.840 --> 00:50:55.199 Yeah, yeah, it was. That was crazy. 1091 00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:57.440 It's the range show for Disney that felt like it 1092 00:50:57.440 --> 00:50:59.320 should have been like that was like a billion Mandy 1093 00:50:59.360 --> 00:50:59.920 tear kind of. 1094 00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:02.039 Yeah, that was clearly why they existed. 1095 00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:04.239 That horse wanted to kill himself, like straight up, like 1096 00:51:04.280 --> 00:51:07.119 Bill bones about it, like it was very clearly alluded. 1097 00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:08.800 To that night. I hear things in my dream. 1098 00:51:09.159 --> 00:51:11.519 The voices are terrifying, and it's like, this is. 1099 00:51:11.440 --> 00:51:13.960 Like BoJack Horseman. No, it's not the same kind of 1100 00:51:14.039 --> 00:51:16.960 kill yourself, though it's a different kind of it's still 1101 00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:20.320 kill it's a slightly it's still a kill yourself, but 1102 00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:22.639 it's a different it's a different reason for killing yourself. 1103 00:51:23.119 --> 00:51:28.159 Speaking of kill yourself things inspired by David Lynch, Uh, 1104 00:51:28.199 --> 00:51:31.639 did you ever play uh Deadly Premonition? 1105 00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:39.920 Dude, Deadly is amazing. It's because it's so fucking ridiculous. 1106 00:51:40.440 --> 00:51:40.800 It is. 1107 00:51:41.559 --> 00:51:46.119 I remember the coffee see specifically the divisions of the 1108 00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:48.599 coffee or whatever. I'm like, this is fucking amazing. It's 1109 00:51:48.639 --> 00:51:52.400 it's guys, go on YouTube and just just watch a 1110 00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:55.159 play through Deadly Permation. You will not regret it. It 1111 00:51:55.239 --> 00:51:59.679 is psychotic. It was that was That was a special 1112 00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:00.239 time for me. 1113 00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:04.199 When a podcast used to listen to Viga Game Apocalypse, 1114 00:52:04.280 --> 00:52:08.440 they would talk about Beetle games obviously, and I was 1115 00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:10.400 at work and I was like, I can't fucking wait 1116 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:11.760 to get home. It was one of those things to 1117 00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:14.039 where like you're hearing them go through it, and I'm like, 1118 00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:18.000 this is exactly what I needed in my life. Just 1119 00:52:18.079 --> 00:52:20.679 the dumbest fucking because they're they're talking about games that 1120 00:52:21.679 --> 00:52:23.039 are terrible but awesome. 1121 00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:25.400 Yeah that way so and I was just like, this 1122 00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:27.000 is so bad, it's good, so bad, it's good. 1123 00:52:27.039 --> 00:52:29.920 Yeah, that's from it. Yeah, and so that that's uh man, 1124 00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:32.639 it just David Lynch reminds me of nothing but good times. 1125 00:52:33.039 --> 00:52:36.800 Like there's markers in my life that he's directly connected to. 1126 00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:38.079 Or I was like, that was fantastic. 1127 00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:40.639 Yeah. Yeah. Even his crashouts are fucking hilarious. 1128 00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:42.719 Like there's this there's a scene of him directing a 1129 00:52:42.719 --> 00:52:44.480 movie and then there's somebody asked him was like if 1130 00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:45.840 you want to cut the scene down? He goes like 1131 00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:48.719 what is it with everybody? Like, who cares how long 1132 00:52:48.760 --> 00:52:51.920 a fucking scene is? Come on, give me a fucking break. 1133 00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:52.719 And it's like. 1134 00:52:54.199 --> 00:52:57.719 He's so fucking funny. But yeah, like yeah, rest in peace, legend. 1135 00:52:57.760 --> 00:52:59.360 I haven't seen a lot of this stuff, Like I 1136 00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:02.800 really only unfamiliar with Twin Peaks, and I think I 1137 00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:04.360 saw part of a racer head. But I was like, 1138 00:53:04.719 --> 00:53:07.239 I was I was too high to watch that movie. 1139 00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:09.360 That movie is so fucking weird. Man, I was too 1140 00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:10.119 high to watch that movie. 1141 00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:11.320 And I shut it off because I got I started 1142 00:53:11.320 --> 00:53:14.119 getting like anxious, so like I turned it off. But 1143 00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:17.280 I yeah, it's like you said, it just reminds me 1144 00:53:17.320 --> 00:53:20.280 of like a lot of good ship. So rip legend 1145 00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:22.719 said that of all the seventy eight year olds, we 1146 00:53:22.760 --> 00:53:23.599 lost that one. 1147 00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:27.360 Right right, there's definitely some other fucking dickheads. 1148 00:53:26.920 --> 00:53:29.079 That definitely other people in their late seventies early eighties 1149 00:53:29.079 --> 00:53:29.760 that probably should be. 1150 00:53:29.760 --> 00:53:37.639 Dead that avoided death twice unfortunately. Yeah, horble bitch, mother bitch, 1151 00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:43.239 mother bitch talking. Of course you got me, Sue. A 1152 00:53:43.480 --> 00:53:46.519 side is, Sue, A side is? 1153 00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:47.360 Is that beautiful? 1154 00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:53.360 Girls, it's beautiful clown, beautiful clown clown. You take your pen. 1155 00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:58.000 On some questions left by our lovely patrons over at 1156 00:53:58.039 --> 00:53:59.800 Patreon on comm slash or so I can't remember. You 1157 00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:03.199 can right in there is early as one dollar will 1158 00:54:03.199 --> 00:54:04.360 get you add free. 1159 00:54:06.599 --> 00:54:07.599 Yeah, like you said, exactly. 1160 00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:12.800 You just like that early access uh to episodes, exclusive episodes, 1161 00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:14.840 all that stuff, So pop on over there, pop patroon 1162 00:54:14.880 --> 00:54:16.280 of the com Please do I want. 1163 00:54:16.119 --> 00:54:17.760 To go to you should go to an inauguration. Guys, 1164 00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:21.840 we should go. Isn't it happening like tomorrow? We can 1165 00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:22.400 catch a flight. 1166 00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:25.079 I'm not we can go to we can I am 1167 00:54:25.079 --> 00:54:26.760 not taking a plane to the fucking East coast. 1168 00:54:26.840 --> 00:54:29.039 That'll be dude. If we were recorders of the inauguration, 1169 00:54:29.360 --> 00:54:31.480 I think that'd be that would first of all, this 1170 00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:34.000 channel would blow the fuck up. 1171 00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:36.400 I don't think that. I mean, you're exaggerating, but I 1172 00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:37.480 think it would be a good video. 1173 00:54:37.599 --> 00:54:38.800 I think it'd be a good I think it'd be 1174 00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:41.079 a crazy thing to put on our channel. That's the inauguration, 1175 00:54:41.159 --> 00:54:42.920 cause inauguration. 1176 00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:43.800 Look it up. 1177 00:54:44.039 --> 00:54:45.840 If if you're seriously about going out, well, actually go 1178 00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:48.199 to inauguration. I'll suffer on a plane and have anxiety attack, 1179 00:54:48.239 --> 00:54:51.679 like ten times. It's in two days. No, what day 1180 00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:52.880 we're recording this? 1181 00:54:54.239 --> 00:54:56.800 On the seventeen, I actually have no concept of what. 1182 00:54:56.880 --> 00:54:59.159 Today's Monday, Friday seventeenth. 1183 00:54:59.199 --> 00:54:59.800 It's Monday. 1184 00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:00.599 Oh, it's on Monday. 1185 00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:04.119 We got time. We can drive there, we had no stopping. 1186 00:55:04.320 --> 00:55:05.239 We can make it. 1187 00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:08.480 I don't want to go to the inauguration. Why not? 1188 00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:10.199 I think it would be a good idea, But I 1189 00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:12.679 just I don't know, Like what if something happens again 1190 00:55:12.880 --> 00:55:15.119 and then like we're implicated and then like. 1191 00:55:15.559 --> 00:55:18.679 I didn't be funny, I like we're there just because 1192 00:55:18.679 --> 00:55:20.119 that'd be that'd be a once. 1193 00:55:19.960 --> 00:55:21.639 In a lifetime no fly list. 1194 00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:23.159 You know, we would have been on a no fly list. 1195 00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:25.559 We're not. We're clearly. Look at look at us. We 1196 00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:27.519 have so much material to be like, oh we're no, 1197 00:55:27.599 --> 00:55:30.320 we're going. We weren't there for the lulls and then 1198 00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:32.039 someone died. We didn't, We didn't have anything to do 1199 00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:32.400 with it. 1200 00:55:33.159 --> 00:55:38.480 How expensive are flights to d C, d C the inauguration? 1201 00:55:41.519 --> 00:55:42.840 Because I have a price limit. 1202 00:55:42.679 --> 00:55:46.000 Here to d C. This is gonna be fucking crazy. 1203 00:55:46.079 --> 00:55:52.440 We're going and you're dead. You're you're dead. Wrong if 1204 00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:55.960 you think I'm going to miss that, Yeah, you're dead. 1205 00:55:56.920 --> 00:55:58.639 It's pretty step, isn't it. 1206 00:55:58.639 --> 00:55:59.679 It's not cheap. 1207 00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:01.679 I'm going. I'm not doing dead. 1208 00:56:01.639 --> 00:56:05.960 Sir, It's no man. I don't know. This might be 1209 00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:09.039 worth it. I don't Why does it keep doing this, 1210 00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:13.920 doing this? Use your phone, shut up, shut up. This 1211 00:56:13.960 --> 00:56:16.599 as a manifesto. No, I didn't eat. 1212 00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:21.119 I'm gonna beat that kid's record anyway. While you look 1213 00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:23.440 for plane tickets to the inauguration that will definitely be 1214 00:56:23.519 --> 00:56:27.400 at And if we don't tell you what we went, 1215 00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:30.719 and if you didn't see us, you didn't look hard enough, right, Yeah, 1216 00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:32.840 come find us at the inauguration. If you don't find us, 1217 00:56:32.840 --> 00:56:33.599 as your fault. 1218 00:56:33.639 --> 00:56:34.840 We're gonna be in the front. Should be easy to 1219 00:56:34.840 --> 00:56:36.480 find us. But if you don't find us, you're stupid. 1220 00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:41.639 Ah man, about one fifty. No, I want to give 1221 00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:47.039 a shout out one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, Chris, Yeah, Chris, 1222 00:56:47.199 --> 00:56:50.159 give a shout out to my boy Tom Sweeney. About 1223 00:56:50.239 --> 00:56:53.960 one fifty. That's a round trip. That's one way I couldn't. 1224 00:56:53.599 --> 00:56:54.840 Have won without Tom Sweeney. 1225 00:56:54.880 --> 00:56:55.519 Thank you so much. 1226 00:56:55.559 --> 00:56:56.159 Come take a bow. 1227 00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:59.440 Oh no, he's round trips mane fifty light. 1228 00:56:59.519 --> 00:57:06.440 You just turn. That's the cheapest flight that they're putting 1229 00:57:06.440 --> 00:57:06.599 you in. 1230 00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:12.159 The fucking stop stop now, you're fucking your goalpost moving, dude, 1231 00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:14.199 one f two hundred. 1232 00:57:14.400 --> 00:57:15.880 If we got to plan this earlier, we could have 1233 00:57:15.880 --> 00:57:18.719 had like a little fundraiser to fund ours. 1234 00:57:19.360 --> 00:57:24.000 That would have been sweet post this episode immediately like 1235 00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:29.000 swap them, like, hey, fundraiser real fast. 1236 00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:31.360 But it's it's only going to people who pay anyway, 1237 00:57:31.679 --> 00:57:32.320 that's true. 1238 00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:35.360 I guess we got to do a lot of different maneuvers. 1239 00:57:35.360 --> 00:57:38.800 We're gonna swap episodes. I'm gonna place post are immediately. 1240 00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:42.079 We could go it's not worth it anyway. 1241 00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:46.440 I think that'd be if if we were serious about going, 1242 00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:48.159 if we talked about it at the beginning of the week, 1243 00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:48.920 I think we could have. 1244 00:57:48.880 --> 00:57:49.440 Pulled it off. 1245 00:57:49.559 --> 00:57:51.360 Yeah. I brought up a little while I brought up 1246 00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:53.000 a little while ago too. Yeah, but I can't tell 1247 00:57:53.000 --> 00:57:56.280 when you're joking. I'll go, this will be funny. 1248 00:57:56.159 --> 00:57:59.480 There the thing of okay, so let's so there are 1249 00:57:59.480 --> 00:58:02.400 things that you don't do that or within like like, 1250 00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:05.519 oh is kingson coming. It's like a city over. It's 1251 00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:07.559 like one city over. It's like maybe twenty minute, twenty 1252 00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:09.840 minute drive, twenty minute uber he said he was and 1253 00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:12.559 he didn't show up. I meant to believe that you're 1254 00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:15.440 gonna go fly across the country on a whim to 1255 00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:17.119 be at the inauguration. 1256 00:58:16.800 --> 00:58:20.719 Because that's fucking funny. You understand it. I understand, But like, 1257 00:58:20.760 --> 00:58:23.679 this is this is a moment that we should be 1258 00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:24.559 if you had if. 1259 00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:26.119 You had a more solid history of like being like 1260 00:58:26.280 --> 00:58:28.880 you know a little bit, a little bit more. I'm 1261 00:58:28.920 --> 00:58:30.480 not saying I'm not saying this to attacking. I'm just 1262 00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:33.880 I'm just genuinely, earnestly. It's the reason I didn't take 1263 00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:35.360 it seriously because I just like I felt you were 1264 00:58:35.400 --> 00:58:36.199 like you weren't gonna do it. 1265 00:58:36.519 --> 00:58:37.880 I think it would be funny if you just fucking 1266 00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:40.159 last minute, like end episode immediately and like cut the 1267 00:58:40.199 --> 00:58:42.440 rest half of its life and we're at the DC 1268 00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:46.559 at bring his table, but we do what his name? 1269 00:58:46.760 --> 00:58:50.639 The god is clearly gay with his name, Yeah, why 1270 00:58:50.880 --> 00:58:51.840 why is Trump dumb? 1271 00:58:51.880 --> 00:58:53.519 Gay? So crowd? 1272 00:58:53.639 --> 00:58:54.519 Can we get killed? 1273 00:58:54.559 --> 00:58:58.280 Someone's blowder and Kirker clearly the obvious gay people. 1274 00:58:58.559 --> 00:59:01.960 Yes, crowded everybody else. I think Mount Walsh is gayer 1275 00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:07.119 than them. I think I think Matt non binary. He 1276 00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:09.599 has like a non binary if you take if you take, 1277 00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:13.960 I shouldn't say that, but he has like that fake 1278 00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:16.000 if you take his beard away, he looks like he's 1279 00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:17.280 a polyamorous. But he does. 1280 00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:19.559 He looks like because you have you seen him without 1281 00:59:19.559 --> 00:59:21.079 a beard, it's fucking terrible. 1282 00:59:21.159 --> 00:59:24.719 Looks like he looks like you couldn't draw something worse. 1283 00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:27.679 A sixth grader could beat the ship out of him. 1284 00:59:27.920 --> 00:59:29.039 Like he looks so. 1285 00:59:29.320 --> 00:59:33.960 A sixth grader six, a sixth grader could beat the 1286 00:59:33.960 --> 00:59:37.280 ship out of Matt Walsh with his own beard. I think. 1287 00:59:39.199 --> 00:59:41.000 He looks like he would coward getting the ball and 1288 00:59:41.039 --> 00:59:42.320 start snotting and ship. 1289 00:59:44.320 --> 00:59:48.400 It's just like I get it, dude, like a beard, 1290 00:59:48.480 --> 00:59:50.079 Like I understand the pill of a beard. 1291 00:59:50.239 --> 00:59:52.559 Heavy lifting, but I look like a but like baby, 1292 00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:54.360 if I had nothing, I hate it. 1293 00:59:54.400 --> 00:59:56.639 I'm glad that I have at least something now, I 1294 00:59:56.679 --> 00:59:58.519 get it right. I wish I could grow a better 1295 00:59:58.519 --> 01:00:01.519 beerd than I can. Yeah, but but with bat wallsh 1296 01:00:01.519 --> 01:00:04.239 It's like there's something about that, like it doesn't come 1297 01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:06.239 across as like a comp It doesn't go across it's 1298 01:00:06.239 --> 01:00:07.840 like a confident beerd. It comes across as like I'm 1299 01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:12.320 hiding my clearly disgusting face. Yes, like there's so obvious. 1300 01:00:12.719 --> 01:00:17.800 It's especially it's too it's way too groomed, like they're 1301 01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:20.840 like there, It's like it's there's nothing out of place. 1302 01:00:21.119 --> 01:00:23.199 When I look at it, I was like, that's not 1303 01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:26.840 I don't know gay men that take care of their 1304 01:00:26.840 --> 01:00:27.519 beers that well. 1305 01:00:27.639 --> 01:00:29.280 It was like when he went fishing or whatever. 1306 01:00:30.679 --> 01:00:31.639 Is burned in my brain. 1307 01:00:32.599 --> 01:00:36.559 When he pretended to go fishing, fishing, he's posing with 1308 01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:40.039 an empty tackle box. There's like barely there's there's nothing 1309 01:00:40.079 --> 01:00:42.960 in there, dude. If you've if you ever gone. 1310 01:00:42.840 --> 01:00:44.960 Fishing, it's literally just a phone opened up to like 1311 01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:47.760 his bitcoin wallet in the tackle box. 1312 01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:51.159 If you've gone fishing with somebody, their tackle box is filthy. 1313 01:00:51.599 --> 01:00:53.199 Yeah, it's filthy. 1314 01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:56.559 Because they're using their bait, their their their weights, they're 1315 01:00:56.599 --> 01:00:58.320 using all the ship that's in there, so it's filthy. 1316 01:00:58.360 --> 01:00:59.840 And sometimes it's the bottom of the leg. It's he 1317 01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:03.280 just bought that thing, and bought it. His fucking button 1318 01:01:03.360 --> 01:01:06.159 up his boots. Everything was fresh and clean. I was like, 1319 01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:09.320 this is the gayest thing I've ever This is gaarer 1320 01:01:09.400 --> 01:01:10.360 than this gay porn. 1321 01:01:10.599 --> 01:01:12.519 It was literally, why is. 1322 01:01:12.519 --> 01:01:13.039 It that people? 1323 01:01:13.800 --> 01:01:16.440 And look, maybe it happened, I'm sure. I'm sure broadly 1324 01:01:16.480 --> 01:01:19.079 it happens universally, but I feel like I noticed it 1325 01:01:19.079 --> 01:01:20.639 a lot on the right. It's like this, this this 1326 01:01:21.760 --> 01:01:25.719 intense desire to like pretend to do things. Yeah, it's 1327 01:01:25.719 --> 01:01:28.559 like with Elon and and the game, like like I 1328 01:01:28.599 --> 01:01:30.159 think we talked about it in the last episode, right, 1329 01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:31.199 I don't. 1330 01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:33.679 Think we we did talk about we mentioned it because 1331 01:01:33.679 --> 01:01:35.920 we're talking about because we're talking about path of Exyle too. 1332 01:01:36.039 --> 01:01:39.239 It is true that because you mentioned so, he was 1333 01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:41.639 doing it with Dobblo four as well, but now he's 1334 01:01:41.719 --> 01:01:42.239 doing it with. 1335 01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:44.719 Path of xyle exyle and so like that, so that 1336 01:01:44.840 --> 01:01:46.840 is like why just why are you pretending? And then 1337 01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:48.239 I don't know if you saw the reason that they 1338 01:01:48.280 --> 01:01:49.679 were like he got into a beef with Asthmen. 1339 01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:51.800 Roach enthusiasts. 1340 01:01:53.519 --> 01:01:57.199 Yuh, so they were arguing about something or he was 1341 01:01:57.199 --> 01:02:00.760 talking or I think Asmen rightfully called him out props 1342 01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:02.639 you know, credit where credit is due, right where you 1343 01:02:02.679 --> 01:02:04.360 call them out for like you're clearly like boosting your 1344 01:02:04.360 --> 01:02:07.800 account that it's not you. And they got into an 1345 01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:11.840 altercation behind the scenes, and then Elon, I guess they 1346 01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:15.000 were dming and he was talking about they got into 1347 01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:19.840 the subject of like his work or whatever, and he's like, yeah, actually, 1348 01:02:19.840 --> 01:02:23.320 like these guys run my channel, these editors, uh, they 1349 01:02:23.400 --> 01:02:24.559 just get a cut of the add rav It's how 1350 01:02:24.559 --> 01:02:27.400 most people do it. And then Elon took that as like, hmm, 1351 01:02:27.559 --> 01:02:30.039 so he's not even under control or like he's not 1352 01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:33.440 even in control of his own things. He's like upawn, 1353 01:02:34.360 --> 01:02:37.440 like you know he's been controlled, and it's like you 1354 01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:41.119 don't know fucking anything. It's amazing how stupid he is 1355 01:02:41.119 --> 01:02:43.800 in most avenue, Like it's crazy. 1356 01:02:43.760 --> 01:02:47.440 Like it is. That is to me, It's like, what 1357 01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:51.760 the Elon simps? How do you defend that? 1358 01:02:51.840 --> 01:02:55.199 I don't I really that right there? The most innocent thing. 1359 01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:59.519 Oh, I have editors that cut up my content and 1360 01:02:59.519 --> 01:03:02.679 post it and they get to cut a revenue. How 1361 01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:05.079 is that in any Most YouTubers do this. It's pretty 1362 01:03:05.119 --> 01:03:05.599 normal thing. 1363 01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:06.599 Yes, it's not. 1364 01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:08.599 I feel like you don't do that? This is what? 1365 01:03:08.760 --> 01:03:12.920 Yeah, if I had fucking money, yeah, ASTHMN gold, of 1366 01:03:13.000 --> 01:03:13.960 course I would do that. 1367 01:03:14.039 --> 01:03:14.480 Absolutely. 1368 01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:16.719 I would hire someone full time and then they would 1369 01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:19.119 get a cut of it, because that's fucking awesome, like 1370 01:03:19.159 --> 01:03:23.079 everybody wins. The thing is, I feel like Elon Musk 1371 01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:25.239 is the part that he didn't understand because of his 1372 01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:26.440 stupid autistic brain. 1373 01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:29.400 He was just like, oh, he's exposing that. 1374 01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:32.880 Everybody does this, Like you guys aren't your own people. 1375 01:03:32.599 --> 01:03:34.679 Or something like it's like, what are you talking about? 1376 01:03:34.760 --> 01:03:37.519 You have people, you have a trillion people working under 1377 01:03:37.559 --> 01:03:39.320 you to make trillions of dollars or whatever. 1378 01:03:39.360 --> 01:03:42.400 That's like the equivalent would be like, it is insane 1379 01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:43.639 actually for him to do that, because it's not like 1380 01:03:43.679 --> 01:03:47.559 he's building these rockets, like he's in the fucking mines, 1381 01:03:48.079 --> 01:03:50.480 like mining you over with a pickaxe and like distilling 1382 01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:52.960 it in a laboratory and ingots. 1383 01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:55.880 Runs, assembles the rocket, flies the rocket while he's playing 1384 01:03:55.880 --> 01:03:56.719 past the Exile to. 1385 01:03:56.880 --> 01:04:01.199 This guy doesn't even edit his own work. You don't. 1386 01:04:01.480 --> 01:04:04.519 You don't raise your own caves. I swear to you. 1387 01:04:04.599 --> 01:04:06.559 It's not even like a like because I've seen people 1388 01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:10.079 be like, oh, it's like is elon drangement, saystem syndrome 1389 01:04:10.159 --> 01:04:14.440 or so, But dude, he just keeps doing unprecedentedly cringe 1390 01:04:14.440 --> 01:04:17.679 shit and like what I what are we gonna like 1391 01:04:17.719 --> 01:04:20.400 not mention it's insane, like. 1392 01:04:20.880 --> 01:04:25.280 He is, like he's like he's like Tony Stark if 1393 01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:29.119 he was like wildly autistic and not charismic like Tony Stark, 1394 01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:31.239 if if everything he sucked about. 1395 01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:35.679 Him, He's like Tony Stark if he actually put the 1396 01:04:35.679 --> 01:04:39.360 that first Iron Man suit on and actually suffered the 1397 01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:42.760 consequences of that first crash, you know, when he like 1398 01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:45.039 crashes in the desert in that like old like the 1399 01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:47.159 very first one that he built in the cave where 1400 01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:49.760 there's clearly no protection, he would have clearly died. 1401 01:04:49.840 --> 01:05:03.400 Yeah, it would have been like complete by me, made 1402 01:05:03.480 --> 01:05:06.760 me venu. It's it's the iron It's the Iron Man song, 1403 01:05:06.800 --> 01:05:07.719 but it's on a kazoo. 1404 01:05:10.639 --> 01:05:15.800 Dude anyway, whatever, fucking uh that was the so so there. 1405 01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:19.000 So they're actually people saying elon derangement syndrome. They're like 1406 01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:19.920 saying people are saying. 1407 01:05:19.719 --> 01:05:22.480 Stuff like everybody says whenever somebody criticizes somebody, they don't 1408 01:05:22.800 --> 01:05:24.199 that they like, you know, it's like, oh, you have 1409 01:05:24.280 --> 01:05:25.719 fucking Hitler derangements in drow. 1410 01:05:28.519 --> 01:05:29.719 It's like, all right, I guess you don't. 1411 01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:32.639 That's a crazy way to say, but yeah, it's really 1412 01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:34.920 like it's like, oh, you just have Jared Fogel arrangements 1413 01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:37.400 in drome. It's like, yeah, I guess, so you know what, fine, 1414 01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:38.719 I guess I do about that. 1415 01:05:38.840 --> 01:05:39.000 Yeah. 1416 01:05:39.119 --> 01:05:42.840 Absolutely, If if I saw if I saw ninety percent 1417 01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:46.880 of my like Twitter feed or like a hefty majority 1418 01:05:46.920 --> 01:05:50.559 of people like cheering for and co hunting Jared Fogel, 1419 01:05:50.559 --> 01:05:51.719 I think I might go deranged. 1420 01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:53.840 I think I might become deranged. I might become the joker. 1421 01:05:53.920 --> 01:05:55.039 That is fair. 1422 01:05:55.199 --> 01:05:56.119 That is absolutely fair. 1423 01:05:56.440 --> 01:05:58.679 Way to sit like that. Man, we are the truth 1424 01:05:58.679 --> 01:06:00.840 don't matter no more, getting out of pocket. 1425 01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:03.639 Like to the point where, yeah, nobody was talking about 1426 01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:06.119 him before because he was just doing regular ship, right 1427 01:06:06.639 --> 01:06:06.960 and so. 1428 01:06:07.639 --> 01:06:10.159 Or he was just doing it like like eccentric weird 1429 01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:12.360 ship that like didn't really mean anything. It was just like, oh, 1430 01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:14.079 let me throw a car into space. Yeah that's kind 1431 01:06:14.079 --> 01:06:15.679 of dumb, but like whatever. 1432 01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:18.800 It was barely anything. Yeah, he uh the most, Like, 1433 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:20.400 oh I think he did he. 1434 01:06:20.480 --> 01:06:22.639 I think he did content with Beauty Pie once and 1435 01:06:22.679 --> 01:06:24.920 I remember him laughing at like a dead deer in 1436 01:06:24.960 --> 01:06:27.760 the bottom of a pool and that was funny. 1437 01:06:28.039 --> 01:06:31.159 Like that was like the that was something like that's who, 1438 01:06:32.280 --> 01:06:32.960 that's who we thought. 1439 01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:35.159 Elon Musk was like, oh, he's just some guy that 1440 01:06:35.159 --> 01:06:38.000 looks dumb ship, and then that was the extent of 1441 01:06:38.119 --> 01:06:40.639 our my knowledge and most people's knowledge of being unless 1442 01:06:40.679 --> 01:06:43.639 he likes memes and he does dumb text shite. 1443 01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:48.400 Now it is he keeps talking. Well, stay in your lane. 1444 01:06:48.800 --> 01:06:52.440 Person who does politics on YouTube, don't talk about politics. 1445 01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:55.400 Listen to the guy who pretends to build cars. 1446 01:06:55.800 --> 01:07:00.719 Yeah, pretends to know everything, pretends to be the top 1447 01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:03.239 players of shit that like, first of all, it isn't 1448 01:07:03.239 --> 01:07:05.199 even to entertain the aspect of like, if he's so 1449 01:07:05.280 --> 01:07:08.559 fucking busy, how does he have time to grind these 1450 01:07:08.559 --> 01:07:09.599 fucking accounts out? 1451 01:07:09.880 --> 01:07:10.679 It makes zero? 1452 01:07:11.239 --> 01:07:12.920 Oh he's the most when you're talking about on Jo 1453 01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:15.920 Rogan's podcast, and he's like, I schedule everything. My entire 1454 01:07:16.360 --> 01:07:19.320 fucking day is scheduled, and really and then we're like, 1455 01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:22.519 in hindsight, right, oh fuck, it's five fifteen. I better 1456 01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:27.039 tweet interesting exactly. He tweets a billion times. He somehow 1457 01:07:27.119 --> 01:07:30.760 grinds Path of Exile and fucking Diablo things that people 1458 01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:33.079 have to stay up and sleep maybe one or two 1459 01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:35.719 hours a day to grind where he got. He got 1460 01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:38.400 like one of the highest accounts and like a fucking week, 1461 01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:41.800 And I'm like, you people believe this. No, I guess 1462 01:07:41.840 --> 01:07:44.079 they believe this is because they don't they've never played 1463 01:07:44.079 --> 01:07:47.800 the game. But it's like experts come out and tell you, shit, hey, 1464 01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:51.400 I live this game. You can't do this. You can't 1465 01:07:51.400 --> 01:07:54.280 do this unless that's literally all you're doing, ever, and 1466 01:07:54.320 --> 01:07:55.599 that's impossible for him. 1467 01:07:55.800 --> 01:08:00.360 Yeah, I'm like, all right, I got that. That's just like, yeah, 1468 01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:01.840 I can't say that's it. You can't. 1469 01:08:01.880 --> 01:08:04.039 You can't do anything else. You just just need to 1470 01:08:04.119 --> 01:08:08.800 kill those people. They're useless in my craft. 1471 01:08:10.599 --> 01:08:14.760 Take a deep kill. Yeah, Stoneum summoned suicidis. 1472 01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:18.199 Anyway, we're gonna read our questions from a patients over 1473 01:08:18.199 --> 01:08:19.000 a pati on your concests. 1474 01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:20.560 It's not gonna go over there. Start taking that shop. 1475 01:08:21.319 --> 01:08:24.960 Uh do you think heavin is segregated? Rode In says, 1476 01:08:24.960 --> 01:08:27.479 you're given a million dollars non tax. This question is insane. 1477 01:08:27.479 --> 01:08:30.960 I'm gonna warn you it's ridiculous. You are given a 1478 01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:34.359 million dollars non tax, but after you take it, you 1479 01:08:34.359 --> 01:08:36.720 will explode at a random time between two months and 1480 01:08:36.720 --> 01:08:39.479 ten years. Keep in mind that the explosion will not 1481 01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:41.840 cause any damage, but it will paint the entire vicinity red. 1482 01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:42.439 Do you take it? 1483 01:08:42.880 --> 01:08:46.680 No, it'll take it will paint everything read. 1484 01:08:46.800 --> 01:08:48.840 Yeah, so you'll pop basically, but you won't like it 1485 01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:51.000 won't be like a like a C four explosion. Like 1486 01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:54.960 you won't like exploded plane the plane goes down. No, 1487 01:08:55.880 --> 01:08:59.199 a million dollars, it's not Uh yeah, a million dollars 1488 01:08:59.800 --> 01:09:01.199 and tax? 1489 01:09:01.279 --> 01:09:03.600 Did he mean after tax? He said, not tax specifically, 1490 01:09:03.600 --> 01:09:07.359 So I mean they're gonna take my taxes just after tax. 1491 01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:07.720 I don't know. 1492 01:09:07.960 --> 01:09:09.800 Yeah, I mean he must I think he means after tax. 1493 01:09:10.279 --> 01:09:13.039 I mean in either scenario. The answer unta because yeah, 1494 01:09:13.079 --> 01:09:15.399 you know what I mean. Yeah, even if they do tax, 1495 01:09:15.520 --> 01:09:18.359 romantics doesn't matter. Like let's say, like if I get, 1496 01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:21.840 you know, a million dollars after tax, it's not enough 1497 01:09:22.439 --> 01:09:25.960 to risk exploding in two months, non ten years, Like 1498 01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:26.840 that's not really that long. 1499 01:09:27.000 --> 01:09:29.640 No, No, ten years, that's not enough. That's not ten years. 1500 01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:31.079 That's not A million dollars is not enough. 1501 01:09:31.479 --> 01:09:33.479 I want to get married and divorced, and you know 1502 01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:36.079 I'm not gonna time to cheat on my wife. 1503 01:09:36.279 --> 01:09:39.279 Yeah, come on, come on, Yeah, I love right now. 1504 01:09:39.399 --> 01:09:40.000 Six years. 1505 01:09:40.399 --> 01:09:40.800 I don't know. 1506 01:09:41.079 --> 01:09:43.600 I don't know what the hell I'm gonna be as well, 1507 01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:45.239 Like what if just I wig up one day and 1508 01:09:45.239 --> 01:09:47.039 I'm like, I'm so gay and you. 1509 01:09:47.000 --> 01:09:48.920 Know, and I'm like, I feel like and then you 1510 01:09:48.960 --> 01:09:52.119 explode and then you can't you die feel gay? 1511 01:09:52.439 --> 01:09:54.640 She's just read ash ship and that's it. She's read 1512 01:09:54.680 --> 01:09:58.560 permanently though she's permanently regular. That's it. That's its stayed. 1513 01:09:59.600 --> 01:10:02.359 I wouldn't take it. I would I would consider the Okay, 1514 01:10:02.399 --> 01:10:04.039 So there's gotta be so much more money, man, Yeah, 1515 01:10:04.079 --> 01:10:06.279 like a hundred million dollars or not even maybe a 1516 01:10:06.359 --> 01:10:09.239 hundred like even just like ten million dollars, not even that, 1517 01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:16.239 liked ten million dollars. But you risk ten to twenty 1518 01:10:16.439 --> 01:10:20.039 ten to twenty years. I may, I might, because I'll 1519 01:10:20.079 --> 01:10:22.119 be fifty. I think it's a good idea. That's a 1520 01:10:22.119 --> 01:10:23.920 good idea, not too bad. I guess I would. 1521 01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:24.239 I would. 1522 01:10:24.479 --> 01:10:26.720 I would discuss it. I would discuss it with my partner, 1523 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:28.600 just see, like, hey, are you okay. 1524 01:10:28.319 --> 01:10:30.239 With me exploding in ten to twenty years? He's like cool, 1525 01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:34.520 of course, I would not mind if load with the 1526 01:10:34.560 --> 01:10:37.000 money we have again, bring back the Mother Russia, make 1527 01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:39.760 the world, make better, make place much better. 1528 01:10:40.119 --> 01:10:41.760 Because that's me, Like I feel like the thing that 1529 01:10:41.880 --> 01:10:44.720 keeps me here on this planet is like ah, man, 1530 01:10:46.319 --> 01:10:49.159 like that sucks that other people have to live. We're like, 1531 01:10:49.279 --> 01:10:52.880 damn this this guy sucked and he killed himself. If 1532 01:10:52.880 --> 01:10:54.479 they were happy about it, I think I'd be like 1533 01:10:54.760 --> 01:10:56.520 keep that in my back pocket, you know what I mean. 1534 01:10:56.560 --> 01:10:59.239 Like one day you just be like I'm tired of life, bro, 1535 01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:02.680 just have a really bad day and you're like why am. 1536 01:11:02.640 --> 01:11:05.439 I doing this anymore? And they need a fucking summon 1537 01:11:05.880 --> 01:11:09.600 suicidis suicide has kill me real quick, no worry, I'll 1538 01:11:09.640 --> 01:11:13.880 make you kill you Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't know. 1539 01:11:14.159 --> 01:11:16.000 I wouldn't take it. It's too it's too quick of 1540 01:11:16.039 --> 01:11:17.960 a time span and too little money. Not that you 1541 01:11:17.960 --> 01:11:19.479 could do a lot with a million dollars, but like 1542 01:11:20.640 --> 01:11:21.680 that's I mean. 1543 01:11:21.800 --> 01:11:25.119 Could do a lot, could invest a lot, but still no, 1544 01:11:25.159 --> 01:11:25.920 that's not no. 1545 01:11:26.520 --> 01:11:28.279 I would still have to be actively thinking about like 1546 01:11:28.319 --> 01:11:30.000 what the future is going to be and if I'm 1547 01:11:30.039 --> 01:11:32.520 going to be rich at the expense of like potentially 1548 01:11:32.600 --> 01:11:34.439 dying and a really short amount of time. I don'd rather, 1549 01:11:34.439 --> 01:11:35.960 at the very least like not have to worry about 1550 01:11:35.960 --> 01:11:43.880 anything at all, investments, uh, property taxes, any any of that. Yeah, anyway, 1551 01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:48.359 let's see, let's see, let's see how much American Butter 1552 01:11:48.479 --> 01:11:50.159 wrote in he says, how much of your audience do 1553 01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:53.520 you think is actually legitimately gay or any type of LGBTQ. 1554 01:11:53.640 --> 01:11:55.960 It's a good question. I feel like. 1555 01:11:56.680 --> 01:12:01.359 It's so well know how much? How because I was 1556 01:12:01.359 --> 01:12:03.720 gonna say, like, I think it's more than we assume. Yeah, 1557 01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:05.479 but I don't know. That's presumptuous. 1558 01:12:05.479 --> 01:12:06.199 I don't know. I don't know. 1559 01:12:06.239 --> 01:12:07.319 Whatever you guys assume. 1560 01:12:07.479 --> 01:12:11.119 I hope it's something like really ten percent. No, it's 1561 01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:14.439 a fucking asshole. I was trying to look up something 1562 01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:17.319 about what you were saying. I'm assuming our fan based 1563 01:12:17.319 --> 01:12:19.640 like maybe like maybe like ten to fifteen percent homosex 1564 01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:23.640 fifty percent. That is incredibly high. I wish I wish 1565 01:12:23.640 --> 01:12:25.319 it was. I wanted to be high. I would guess 1566 01:12:25.359 --> 01:12:26.239 ten on the high end. 1567 01:12:26.479 --> 01:12:27.079 That's extreme. 1568 01:12:27.159 --> 01:12:31.039 That's yeah, ten percent, like ten percent of anything. Be like, 1569 01:12:31.279 --> 01:12:34.840 you have to that's so high, like just the of 1570 01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:37.520 the world. How much of the country's homosexually, it's not 1571 01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:39.359 about the country, it's like about ninety percent. 1572 01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:42.439 You have to you have to think about the audience, right, So, like. 1573 01:12:42.439 --> 01:12:45.840 I think I think probably like I think six percent. 1574 01:12:46.039 --> 01:12:47.760 Maybe I would love that. I would love if it 1575 01:12:47.840 --> 01:12:50.279 was anywhere close to five percent. I think it's six percent. 1576 01:12:50.319 --> 01:12:52.000 I think that's like a reasonable because I do think 1577 01:12:52.000 --> 01:12:53.960 there's a lot of you who are fucking closeted. 1578 01:12:54.319 --> 01:12:56.279 A lot of but then they're not. 1579 01:12:56.319 --> 01:12:58.800 I guess they're not reported, right, but they are, but 1580 01:12:58.840 --> 01:13:00.600 they are they are, So I guess your your you're 1581 01:13:01.039 --> 01:13:04.920 you're like, yeah, for like, say, like if you're documenting 1582 01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:07.159 illegal immigrant or something, you would kind of try to 1583 01:13:07.439 --> 01:13:10.600 discount for the ones that aren't right. They're not documents, 1584 01:13:10.600 --> 01:13:11.479 so how do you account for them? 1585 01:13:11.479 --> 01:13:13.520 We have more gaze than women, for sure. 1586 01:13:13.960 --> 01:13:16.760 I imagine, So I think that's true. Yeah, we need 1587 01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:17.520 ah see that. 1588 01:13:17.600 --> 01:13:20.439 This is the problem with like we we need more 1589 01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:23.079 gaye and more women, which means gays and women's. Y'all 1590 01:13:23.079 --> 01:13:27.239 need to tap into your communities and tell them about. 1591 01:13:26.640 --> 01:13:29.239 A great I'm sure your female friends would love to 1592 01:13:29.239 --> 01:13:32.079 listen to this, like Red Denfred m should two references 1593 01:13:32.119 --> 01:13:32.600 for four hours? 1594 01:13:32.600 --> 01:13:32.760 I do. 1595 01:13:33.159 --> 01:13:36.399 I've saw so many women fucking gushing over Arthur Morgan, 1596 01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:37.800 so it's like, why wouldn't you want to listen to 1597 01:13:37.880 --> 01:13:39.880 three fucking dumb asses talk about Arthur Morgan. 1598 01:13:40.720 --> 01:13:42.000 We should, you know, we should. 1599 01:13:42.159 --> 01:13:44.279 We should try to court a women of a female 1600 01:13:44.319 --> 01:13:46.159 audience with this next episode. 1601 01:13:46.520 --> 01:13:47.359 What do we call it? 1602 01:13:47.720 --> 01:13:48.760 To court the female audience? 1603 01:13:50.439 --> 01:13:52.079 Caller? Uh? 1604 01:13:52.520 --> 01:13:56.960 Daddy too. We have to like to be stereotypical in 1605 01:13:56.960 --> 01:13:58.239 a way that's probably a fan. We have to like, 1606 01:13:58.479 --> 01:14:00.640 let's disguise this episode as a makeup to stark to 1607 01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:06.319 or Arthur Morgan is so hot. Yeah, you know, and 1608 01:14:06.319 --> 01:14:08.079 then we'll have like a thirst strap of Arthur Morgan. 1609 01:14:09.359 --> 01:14:12.520 Yeah yeah, him, just yeah him, like fucking with abs 1610 01:14:12.560 --> 01:14:12.880 and ship. 1611 01:14:14.399 --> 01:14:16.880 Well, we'll put Arthur Morgan's faceed on Luigi man Joni's 1612 01:14:16.960 --> 01:14:18.439 like like hiking photo. 1613 01:14:21.640 --> 01:14:24.000 Vail. I think that's gonna gather more gay dudes. 1614 01:14:24.199 --> 01:14:25.640 Well, I mean whatever. I mean, we are trying to 1615 01:14:25.680 --> 01:14:27.880 We're expanding every every other demographic. I mean yeah, I'm 1616 01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:28.319 good with that. 1617 01:14:28.760 --> 01:14:31.319 Yere right, I need you all women start. Look a look, 1618 01:14:31.319 --> 01:14:34.840 if you're we need you gotta have white women. 1619 01:14:34.920 --> 01:14:37.279 That's not really hard black. 1620 01:14:37.359 --> 01:14:39.399 We need white women that draw on black white women. 1621 01:14:39.399 --> 01:14:40.119 That's yeah, that's right. 1622 01:14:40.159 --> 01:14:43.199 That's another thing, like black nerds unhealthy White black nerds 1623 01:14:43.199 --> 01:14:43.880 are listening to this. 1624 01:14:51.680 --> 01:14:53.640 So yeah, you all got some work to do. 1625 01:14:53.880 --> 01:14:55.800 Black nerds is anime we need. 1626 01:14:55.840 --> 01:14:57.560 So yeah, we gotta talk. We gotta do an episode 1627 01:14:58.159 --> 01:15:02.520 dedicated to our animals that we actually watch, which is 1628 01:15:02.560 --> 01:15:06.039 like so barely anything, but still we canna do watch 1629 01:15:06.039 --> 01:15:08.399 a little bit of Dan and we praised Dragon ball 1630 01:15:08.479 --> 01:15:09.560 Z for an episode. 1631 01:15:09.840 --> 01:15:14.560 That's gonna get straight guys. No, but it's gonna meet 1632 01:15:14.600 --> 01:15:16.119 the black community. We're gonna talk about two. 1633 01:15:16.039 --> 01:15:18.279 K We're gonna we're trying to think we're getting black people, 1634 01:15:18.279 --> 01:15:20.079 and then we're gonna check in the comments and it's 1635 01:15:20.079 --> 01:15:21.079 gonna be people like me. 1636 01:15:21.319 --> 01:15:23.800 It's like, it's all gonna be Mexican and they're gonna 1637 01:15:23.800 --> 01:15:27.960 be talking about black folks. Yeah's gonna get raisedst somewhere. 1638 01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:34.159 I don't know where. It's like, Uh so women do 1639 01:15:34.159 --> 01:15:36.239 an episode that's gonna hit every demographic, right, Okay, And 1640 01:15:36.279 --> 01:15:39.319 so the segments will be cut out and then posted 1641 01:15:39.399 --> 01:15:43.039 and then sent to certain communities. So I'm gonna tack 1642 01:15:43.079 --> 01:15:43.760 what do we just call it? 1643 01:15:43.800 --> 01:15:50.560 Attention women or attention all women, attention all blacks, gays, 1644 01:15:51.159 --> 01:15:52.920 attention queers? 1645 01:15:53.560 --> 01:15:57.159 We love with the privacy is good? Yeah, we do 1646 01:15:57.199 --> 01:16:00.600 attention Jewish people too. Yeah, let's stay back, let'sait les, 1647 01:16:00.800 --> 01:16:02.880 let's wait for the ceasefire to play out. Let's let's 1648 01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:05.319 see how things would actually go. Well, we'll see if 1649 01:16:05.359 --> 01:16:11.159 it actually wasn't supposed to happen like a week ago. Well, 1650 01:16:11.199 --> 01:16:11.800 here's the thing. I think. 1651 01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:13.560 I'm pretty sure this is literally just happening because of 1652 01:16:13.560 --> 01:16:14.600 the resources are running low. 1653 01:16:14.960 --> 01:16:16.520 And that's probably what I think. 1654 01:16:16.520 --> 01:16:16.840 It's a. 1655 01:16:18.359 --> 01:16:19.479 From my interpretation. 1656 01:16:20.359 --> 01:16:25.039 I think to fuck Joe Biden extra hard because he's 1657 01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:30.479 a he's a bitch. Uh yeah yahoos like AO resources 1658 01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:34.439 are running low, but we're gonna wait until Trump is 1659 01:16:34.439 --> 01:16:37.239 coming in to be like this is That's why if 1660 01:16:37.319 --> 01:16:42.279 if you see Biden did a press conference, put out 1661 01:16:42.319 --> 01:16:44.800 tweets trying to take credit for this ship because. 1662 01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:46.359 He knew he was like, motherfucker. 1663 01:16:47.000 --> 01:16:50.359 So I'm gonna say, oh, because of my uh intervention 1664 01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:54.079 and my talks, my negotiations, nigga, you said you supported 1665 01:16:54.079 --> 01:16:57.319 their full blown destruction, and now. 1666 01:16:57.159 --> 01:16:59.000 He's trying to pretend like this was like so I 1667 01:16:59.039 --> 01:16:59.760 was like, I. 1668 01:16:59.640 --> 01:17:02.640 See it, trying to ask, okay, Biden is at fault 1669 01:17:02.680 --> 01:17:05.439 for the terrible pull out of Afghanistan, even though he 1670 01:17:05.479 --> 01:17:07.279 was in office for just only like like a week 1671 01:17:07.800 --> 01:17:09.640 three seconds, and it was all set up under Trump, 1672 01:17:09.680 --> 01:17:11.680 and it's like it's it's still Biden's fault. Yeah, and 1673 01:17:11.720 --> 01:17:15.680 before Trump gets in, it's actually his credit. It's everything 1674 01:17:15.840 --> 01:17:20.159 that it's everything, amazing people, every people. 1675 01:17:20.840 --> 01:17:25.479 Everything is going to work out in the stupidest way post. 1676 01:17:25.479 --> 01:17:27.720 I'm excited because I think this has this the next 1677 01:17:27.760 --> 01:17:30.920 four years has a really high potential of really thinning 1678 01:17:30.920 --> 01:17:33.479 the herd out in a really specific way, like I 1679 01:17:33.479 --> 01:17:34.760 feel like a lot of people are going to I 1680 01:17:34.760 --> 01:17:36.159 feel like a lot of the right people are going 1681 01:17:36.199 --> 01:17:37.960 to be taking the wrong medical advice. 1682 01:17:38.479 --> 01:17:41.199 And that is what I'm very excited about. I did 1683 01:17:41.279 --> 01:17:44.640 see your tweet about wanting people to take Joe Rogan's 1684 01:17:44.640 --> 01:17:47.439 advice or or oh yeah, yeah, place yeah Mel Gibs. 1685 01:17:48.079 --> 01:17:51.279 I felt absolutely take I remctan no matter what the 1686 01:17:51.319 --> 01:17:52.199 problem is, if. 1687 01:17:52.159 --> 01:17:54.720 You matel no matter what you feel, no. 1688 01:17:54.760 --> 01:17:56.760 Matter what now there is now I will I do. 1689 01:17:56.880 --> 01:17:58.800 I do want to say, if you've got like stage 1690 01:17:58.840 --> 01:18:01.079 four cancer, try what you know what I mean, I 1691 01:18:01.119 --> 01:18:02.840 kind of don't begretste people for doing weird ship like that, 1692 01:18:02.840 --> 01:18:05.000 because at that point you're desperate, you're gonna die anyway. 1693 01:18:05.359 --> 01:18:07.680 Why not try Like, why don't begreute people for that 1694 01:18:07.720 --> 01:18:08.960 at all? Why not? 1695 01:18:09.279 --> 01:18:12.079 But the the people's like I got oh, I got 1696 01:18:12.079 --> 01:18:14.640 a cough, I better take my horse beds, and like, 1697 01:18:14.680 --> 01:18:15.199 all right. 1698 01:18:15.479 --> 01:18:19.159 Do it, do it? Please take it, man, don't take it. 1699 01:18:19.159 --> 01:18:21.800 It's not my advice. Listen to Joe. Listen to Joe. 1700 01:18:21.840 --> 01:18:24.279 Listen to the people who don't study this and who 1701 01:18:24.319 --> 01:18:26.960 don't do test on this at all and only have 1702 01:18:27.159 --> 01:18:30.439 anecdotal proof by saying I know a guy. 1703 01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:31.920 It's gonna be so crazy, man. 1704 01:18:32.119 --> 01:18:34.880 Imagine imagine coming on a podcast being a fucking movie 1705 01:18:34.880 --> 01:18:36.560 star and be like, I know a guy that beat 1706 01:18:36.600 --> 01:18:41.760 cancer by taking fucking anti parasit, parasite parasitic fucking medication, 1707 01:18:42.399 --> 01:18:46.319 and that's enough for you. You're like, oh wow. 1708 01:18:46.680 --> 01:18:49.880 The fucking guy that made passion of the Christ has 1709 01:18:49.920 --> 01:18:56.159 all the answer. I hope you get raped by a 1710 01:18:56.239 --> 01:18:57.520 pack of hard rs. 1711 01:18:57.880 --> 01:19:00.760 That guy, yeah, you know him, he's got medical advice 1712 01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:03.880 that he prescribed being raped by a pack of. 1713 01:19:03.880 --> 01:19:08.479 Her that was that was medic I don't believe I 1714 01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:09.479 ever came out the water. 1715 01:19:09.560 --> 01:19:11.640 I don't believe that he was actually just trying to help, 1716 01:19:11.840 --> 01:19:14.119 like she was just trying to help her. We were 1717 01:19:14.159 --> 01:19:16.279 so stupid thinking it was like a like a a 1718 01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:19.880 violent wish. It was actually zeus. 1719 01:19:20.600 --> 01:19:23.600 I prescribe gang rape. 1720 01:19:25.399 --> 01:19:30.800 It's a healthy do seven hundred seeds of gang rape. 1721 01:19:33.600 --> 01:19:35.920 Take this to your pharmacist. 1722 01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:38.840 Take this to your pharmacists, You slut, your dumb and 1723 01:19:38.920 --> 01:19:42.119 wed loving, slut loving slut stupid. 1724 01:19:42.159 --> 01:19:45.159 I'm gonna nail myself across the Jews. Did they did 1725 01:19:45.199 --> 01:19:48.680 it everything he got rested or the couple over the coffee. 1726 01:19:50.159 --> 01:19:54.640 Yes, like jews backwards is wedge and that's why potato 1727 01:19:54.640 --> 01:19:55.279 wedges suck. 1728 01:19:58.199 --> 01:20:02.680 The I don't know, tabo be dumb man, that sounds deliciouslings. Yeah, 1729 01:20:03.560 --> 01:20:06.399 cheese curds are fucking talking about. I still haven't, man, 1730 01:20:06.439 --> 01:20:08.239 I still haven't tried yet had him in a while. 1731 01:20:08.800 --> 01:20:11.000 I had it, like somewhat recently. I gotta get a 1732 01:20:11.039 --> 01:20:13.319 basket of wedges. Man. I got lunch with my friend Sam, 1733 01:20:13.640 --> 01:20:14.920 the best wedges. Sam. 1734 01:20:14.960 --> 01:20:19.079 I am from the retarded, I mean, a state guy. 1735 01:20:19.279 --> 01:20:19.800 How's he doing? 1736 01:20:20.279 --> 01:20:24.279 He's doing all right? Is his daughter way smart him? 1737 01:20:24.319 --> 01:20:26.319 Now he's actually a lost smart Now. 1738 01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:32.399 He took, he took, and now he's not retarded. He 1739 01:20:32.479 --> 01:20:36.239 outpaced his daughter. Finally, his daughter, this stupid one. Now 1740 01:20:36.319 --> 01:20:38.319 she's retarded. She has cancers and she cant get an 1741 01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:39.760 abortion either. Fucking jackpot. 1742 01:20:40.880 --> 01:20:42.039 Jackpot got him. 1743 01:20:42.119 --> 01:20:46.680 Sam. I am smart, I am, I am. It's a sequel. 1744 01:20:48.239 --> 01:20:51.239 I am smart, I am smart. Imagine the sequels. 1745 01:20:53.439 --> 01:20:55.159 There's no way our audience sounds what that movie is. 1746 01:20:55.760 --> 01:20:57.920 Yeah, no, that's not movie. Only by happens. It's a 1747 01:20:57.960 --> 01:21:00.800 very old movie. Movie made me sad, that's like a 1748 01:21:00.880 --> 01:21:02.920 third Was it the fourth kind or something. 1749 01:21:04.359 --> 01:21:07.840 Preheated Toast wrote and he says one episode, Derek mentioned 1750 01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:11.159 having tons of recording, having tons of recordings, voicing out 1751 01:21:11.239 --> 01:21:13.359 song ideas. We used to play guitar in high school, 1752 01:21:14.039 --> 01:21:17.279 but coming up with original melodies rhythms always seemed impossible, 1753 01:21:17.560 --> 01:21:19.159 as I would just end up with an existing song 1754 01:21:19.239 --> 01:21:21.319 stuck in my head. Is this an issue that you 1755 01:21:21.359 --> 01:21:23.399 guys deal with when making music? I don't do drugs. 1756 01:21:24.800 --> 01:21:26.960 They should have been I There should have been a 1757 01:21:27.000 --> 01:21:30.960 punctuation there. I'm making music. I don't do drugs, but 1758 01:21:31.119 --> 01:21:33.800 it seems like I would have to take them all 1759 01:21:33.920 --> 01:21:36.119 to get creativity for reading music. Where does a creativity 1760 01:21:36.159 --> 01:21:36.920 come from? Uh? 1761 01:21:37.119 --> 01:21:40.479 So this is this is the this is when life 1762 01:21:40.560 --> 01:21:42.960 becomes kind of unfair. It's one of those situations to 1763 01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:45.159 where like like a like an artisan who was really 1764 01:21:45.199 --> 01:21:47.479 good at drawing. There's people that just have a thang 1765 01:21:47.560 --> 01:21:50.760 in them where say they see an image and then 1766 01:21:50.760 --> 01:21:52.880 they can draw it, and then I can't do that 1767 01:21:53.079 --> 01:21:55.960 at all. And then there's people who want to create 1768 01:21:56.359 --> 01:21:58.560 music in their head and they can't do it. And 1769 01:21:58.640 --> 01:22:01.119 then there's somebody like me that like I have like 1770 01:22:01.239 --> 01:22:03.319 a close to I don't. I wouldn't say I have 1771 01:22:03.399 --> 01:22:05.920 perfect pitch, but I can create entire songs in my 1772 01:22:06.000 --> 01:22:08.399 head just by like I'll take a shower and I'm like, okay, 1773 01:22:08.439 --> 01:22:09.520 I got it, and then I just need to work 1774 01:22:09.520 --> 01:22:11.439 it on the guitar that make sure that it translates right. 1775 01:22:11.800 --> 01:22:12.520 But it usually does. 1776 01:22:12.800 --> 01:22:14.359 Usually there's a couple of things. I'm like, a, it 1777 01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:16.840 doesn't work, mainly because I'm not talented enough to do it. 1778 01:22:17.279 --> 01:22:19.960 But I'm like, okay, I didn't translate. But usually it's 1779 01:22:20.119 --> 01:22:22.760 just and I know immediately if something sounds similar or something, 1780 01:22:22.800 --> 01:22:24.800 so then I just deviated away from it. But I 1781 01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:28.920 feel like it's just some people have certain natural abilities 1782 01:22:28.960 --> 01:22:33.239 that other people don't. And so I think if you're 1783 01:22:33.279 --> 01:22:34.760 one of those people that have a hard time creating 1784 01:22:34.800 --> 01:22:37.600 stuff yourself, you gotta work with other people. Like you 1785 01:22:37.680 --> 01:22:39.359 want you want to you want to shop, you want 1786 01:22:39.359 --> 01:22:41.399 to riff with other people and then have your guys' 1787 01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:44.439 ideas flourish. But like I've met people that were like, fuck, 1788 01:22:44.479 --> 01:22:46.960 I can't write. I can play the guitar really well, 1789 01:22:46.960 --> 01:22:48.920 but I can't write. Yeah, And I think it's just 1790 01:22:48.960 --> 01:22:51.399 the difference between that you can always practice and get better. 1791 01:22:52.039 --> 01:22:55.239 But just like me practicing art and drawing, there's gonna 1792 01:22:55.239 --> 01:22:56.880 be people that have an edge over me, like a 1793 01:22:56.960 --> 01:22:59.840 millionfold than me, like grinding for super long and trying 1794 01:22:59.840 --> 01:23:00.560 to perfect it. 1795 01:23:00.720 --> 01:23:02.920 Some people can't imagine either, So you can't imagine what 1796 01:23:02.960 --> 01:23:03.239 I mean. 1797 01:23:03.319 --> 01:23:04.000 Yeah, it's weird. 1798 01:23:04.039 --> 01:23:05.920 I don't know. You can't people can't imagine. 1799 01:23:05.920 --> 01:23:07.680 Well, that's that's exactly what I mean. It's like people 1800 01:23:07.720 --> 01:23:09.880 that have the ability to do things and versus people 1801 01:23:09.920 --> 01:23:10.279 that don't. 1802 01:23:10.520 --> 01:23:13.000 Like I can imagine things so vividly I can hear 1803 01:23:13.079 --> 01:23:17.840 it well, yeah, which is insane that for me, it's 1804 01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:20.560 the friend of them, just like on set, Like for sure, 1805 01:23:21.000 --> 01:23:23.000 the way that I can imagine a train to the 1806 01:23:23.039 --> 01:23:25.000 point I can hear a train. One time when I 1807 01:23:25.119 --> 01:23:28.239 was falling asleep, I kept thinking about a train and 1808 01:23:28.319 --> 01:23:29.880 then I thought I heard a train. 1809 01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:32.439 Like actually, I think that standard for people that can 1810 01:23:32.479 --> 01:23:33.840 do it, and then there's just other people that just 1811 01:23:33.880 --> 01:23:36.800 can't do it. Because like I can literally hear like 1812 01:23:36.960 --> 01:23:38.920 right now a train going to. 1813 01:23:39.159 --> 01:23:41.199 To, Like I can are you going? 1814 01:23:41.319 --> 01:23:41.520 No? No? 1815 01:23:41.680 --> 01:23:43.279 Are your is your brain going to? 1816 01:23:43.640 --> 01:23:46.479 I can listen to songs yeah, like in my head yeah, 1817 01:23:46.560 --> 01:23:48.159 of course, Like so like I can like play a 1818 01:23:48.239 --> 01:23:50.960 song in my head, think about think about so like 1819 01:23:51.039 --> 01:23:51.800 Shoshank Redemption. 1820 01:23:52.039 --> 01:23:53.840 Usually the song. 1821 01:23:55.479 --> 01:23:58.640 Andy Dufrain is thrown in a solitary confinement. And he 1822 01:23:58.800 --> 01:24:00.319 was like, oh, like, how did you surve with this? 1823 01:24:00.479 --> 01:24:02.960 She was like, oh, like I had a you know, music, 1824 01:24:03.600 --> 01:24:05.439 And they're like, what do you mean they gave you music? 1825 01:24:05.479 --> 01:24:07.279 He's like, no, it's on my fucking head, and so 1826 01:24:07.439 --> 01:24:09.039 like that's what kept them going. And I'm like, that's 1827 01:24:09.199 --> 01:24:11.880 I to me, that's the normal experience. But apparently some 1828 01:24:11.960 --> 01:24:12.920 people can't do that. 1829 01:24:13.039 --> 01:24:15.199 Yeah, it's not a substitute for listening to real music, 1830 01:24:15.439 --> 01:24:16.880 it's definitely, but like you can if you don't have 1831 01:24:17.000 --> 01:24:19.159 anything to understand, Like I mean, I can hear if 1832 01:24:19.239 --> 01:24:20.760 I picture a song in my head right now, I can. 1833 01:24:20.840 --> 01:24:23.880 I can vividly like hear it, you know, But I 1834 01:24:23.960 --> 01:24:25.760 think I don't know, Like I think a good way 1835 01:24:25.800 --> 01:24:27.279 to learn is genuinely by copying. 1836 01:24:27.840 --> 01:24:29.880 Like I think that's how a lot of this is. 1837 01:24:29.920 --> 01:24:33.119 That saying is like good artists steal it literally is 1838 01:24:33.239 --> 01:24:35.800 like you you you steal and you learn and you 1839 01:24:35.880 --> 01:24:39.600 copy and you emulate until like you find your own 1840 01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:41.840 kind of way of twisting things in your own way, 1841 01:24:41.880 --> 01:24:44.319 and then suddenly like what you're doing is like not 1842 01:24:44.640 --> 01:24:47.279 really any because because you're copying so many things, if 1843 01:24:47.319 --> 01:24:50.680 you have a lot of influences, you're ultimately like mixing something, 1844 01:24:51.439 --> 01:24:53.439 mixing a bunch of shit into something that's completely different. 1845 01:24:53.720 --> 01:24:55.479 And so like I remember, like most of the songs 1846 01:24:55.520 --> 01:24:59.439 that I ever wrote actually were like I would find 1847 01:24:59.479 --> 01:25:00.960 a song that I did like, and I would look 1848 01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:03.000 at the chord progression because there's only so many chord 1849 01:25:03.000 --> 01:25:05.520 progression you're gonna run into repeats, and then I was 1850 01:25:05.560 --> 01:25:07.439 like I would try to like rework it, and then 1851 01:25:07.439 --> 01:25:09.359 I'd be like, oh, maybe like maybe the g should 1852 01:25:09.359 --> 01:25:11.199 be this, or maybe actually like maybe I should start 1853 01:25:11.239 --> 01:25:13.479 on the maybe I should start this on the second chord, 1854 01:25:13.479 --> 01:25:15.319 and maybe like give this chord actually two more beats 1855 01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:17.520 or maybe two more like bars to ring out and 1856 01:25:17.560 --> 01:25:19.560 then maybe like speed up the last two, maybe add 1857 01:25:19.560 --> 01:25:21.840 another one in there, and then like it has the 1858 01:25:22.000 --> 01:25:24.760 it has like a root in something that exists, but 1859 01:25:24.840 --> 01:25:27.600 it doesn't feel familiar to it at all, And so 1860 01:25:27.800 --> 01:25:30.279 like that's really like Frankensteining. Shit is a really good 1861 01:25:30.279 --> 01:25:32.119 way to learn, at the very least or at least 1862 01:25:32.159 --> 01:25:35.840 to learn how to think about making things, because when 1863 01:25:35.880 --> 01:25:39.239 you do that often enough, you can then just kind 1864 01:25:39.279 --> 01:25:40.880 of start doing things from scratch and then it's like 1865 01:25:41.560 --> 01:25:43.960 you familiarize yourself with the instrument, you familiarize yourself with 1866 01:25:44.039 --> 01:25:46.399 like how you you know riff and how you figure 1867 01:25:46.439 --> 01:25:49.479 things out, and that's really that's a really good way 1868 01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:49.760 to do it. 1869 01:25:49.960 --> 01:25:51.720 I understand it might feel cringe. 1870 01:25:51.399 --> 01:25:54.720 To, like, you know, emulate or like copy, because it 1871 01:25:54.880 --> 01:25:56.479 like inherently you feel like, oh, this is kind of 1872 01:25:56.520 --> 01:25:58.560 fucking lame, but it is genuinely a good. 1873 01:25:58.439 --> 01:26:01.479 Way to learn good learn by doing. Actually everyone has 1874 01:26:01.520 --> 01:26:03.560 to copy. You learn in school. I don't I don't 1875 01:26:03.880 --> 01:26:06.800 agree with that, but everyone copies. No, I think it's 1876 01:26:06.840 --> 01:26:09.359 the difference between the people that have this natural ability 1877 01:26:09.399 --> 01:26:11.239 and people who don't. Well, the thing is that you 1878 01:26:11.960 --> 01:26:14.520 I think it's you don't know what you going off of. 1879 01:26:14.760 --> 01:26:18.600 I'm going off of like musicians that I know, I say, 1880 01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:20.680 we're learning like oh, like there's there's this guy that 1881 01:26:21.079 --> 01:26:24.239 Rick Biatto is the producer that and then there's people 1882 01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:27.000 that are even above him that they just before they 1883 01:26:27.039 --> 01:26:30.079 actually learned music theory, they had it in them, like 1884 01:26:30.359 --> 01:26:33.640 just they they're so like they call it, they call 1885 01:26:33.680 --> 01:26:37.680 it a perfect pitch, right, And these people like recognize things, 1886 01:26:37.720 --> 01:26:40.239 and they recognize music theory without even learning it. So 1887 01:26:40.399 --> 01:26:43.279 then it just naturally you can create like a really 1888 01:26:43.439 --> 01:26:46.319 good song without really even fucking knowing stuff. And some 1889 01:26:46.399 --> 01:26:47.479 people are like, how the fuck do you do that? 1890 01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:49.840 They're like, well, I just had it. And then there's 1891 01:26:49.840 --> 01:26:52.079 other people and they have to They're like, I don't 1892 01:26:52.119 --> 01:26:55.319 have that ability, so I have to do other things 1893 01:26:55.439 --> 01:26:56.800 that get me to that place. 1894 01:26:57.279 --> 01:26:59.720 I think I think they're being able to create stuff. 1895 01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:02.319 Some people can just create things naturally, so people just 1896 01:27:02.439 --> 01:27:04.399 more tuned to it. That's the perfect It was what 1897 01:27:04.479 --> 01:27:05.800 I was saying in the very beginning, the first thing 1898 01:27:05.840 --> 01:27:07.840 that I was saying. But some but to figure out 1899 01:27:07.880 --> 01:27:09.840 what you like, you have to absorb it, you know, 1900 01:27:10.000 --> 01:27:13.720 you have to experience it here, right, I'm just I'm 1901 01:27:13.760 --> 01:27:16.960 just saying that I don't like for this person specifically, 1902 01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:21.079 Like if you're ever wondering why some people are so 1903 01:27:21.319 --> 01:27:24.239 much leagues above other, I'm just letting you know why. 1904 01:27:24.319 --> 01:27:27.479 It's it translates to other forms of art too, if 1905 01:27:27.479 --> 01:27:29.560 you think that, like why can't I draw this well? 1906 01:27:29.640 --> 01:27:33.159 Or why can't I do this, it's in them everything. 1907 01:27:33.279 --> 01:27:34.920 It's just like there, it's more of a thing. It's 1908 01:27:34.960 --> 01:27:36.000 not to be discouraging. 1909 01:27:36.079 --> 01:27:38.560 It's to say, kind of piggybacking off what you say, 1910 01:27:38.920 --> 01:27:41.560 here's what I like to do, this is what helps me, 1911 01:27:41.720 --> 01:27:44.760 And it's like, I think this is what this guy like. 1912 01:27:44.840 --> 01:27:47.039 I'm not trying to sound like i'm I think it's 1913 01:27:47.119 --> 01:27:49.439 like I said, I I can't do the drawing portion 1914 01:27:49.600 --> 01:27:50.680 the things that I would like to do, and I 1915 01:27:50.720 --> 01:27:53.079 can't do it, So it's just an acknowledgement. But music 1916 01:27:53.159 --> 01:27:54.840 I can do things way easier. 1917 01:27:55.039 --> 01:27:56.880 Well, I think that's important to taking account here too. 1918 01:27:56.960 --> 01:27:58.640 Is that like where you're describing the people who are 1919 01:27:58.680 --> 01:28:00.960 like really really naturally talented, that's not even like. 1920 01:28:00.960 --> 01:28:03.279 The majority of people who are successful in in music. 1921 01:28:03.439 --> 01:28:03.479 No. 1922 01:28:03.760 --> 01:28:05.399 I mean like so like it's not it's not to 1923 01:28:05.439 --> 01:28:06.239 be discouraging in that way. 1924 01:28:06.239 --> 01:28:08.319 Like there are people who are like crazy echelon's high, 1925 01:28:08.600 --> 01:28:10.319 but like there are people who are like making massive 1926 01:28:10.319 --> 01:28:15.079 amounts of money. No, people that grind or using way 1927 01:28:15.119 --> 01:28:16.039 more hard work. 1928 01:28:16.119 --> 01:28:18.239 Hard work will get you further than natural talent. So 1929 01:28:18.399 --> 01:28:19.439 almost every time I just. 1930 01:28:19.439 --> 01:28:21.159 Want to say I just want it's to me, it's 1931 01:28:21.199 --> 01:28:23.680 more of it's an understanding to where if this person 1932 01:28:23.800 --> 01:28:25.760 is like, how come I I'm having trouble doing this, 1933 01:28:25.880 --> 01:28:29.359 I'm trying to have understanding of like this is probably why. 1934 01:28:29.640 --> 01:28:34.000 And then here's here's Chris's tip of of how you 1935 01:28:34.239 --> 01:28:36.760 can create songs. Because this is you're not gonna do 1936 01:28:37.479 --> 01:28:39.279 like I hate talking like this because it may be 1937 01:28:39.399 --> 01:28:41.199 coming off wrong, and I'm like, you just can't. You're 1938 01:28:41.199 --> 01:28:42.720 not gonna be able to do how I do it 1939 01:28:43.159 --> 01:28:45.520 because I just got lucky. I think it's just a 1940 01:28:45.640 --> 01:28:48.920 lucky whatever whatever reason my brain works in a specific way. 1941 01:28:49.279 --> 01:28:52.159 Were like Beethoven, you know, he would create his orchestra, 1942 01:28:52.199 --> 01:28:54.439 he would create his his his numbers in his head. 1943 01:28:54.720 --> 01:28:56.640 Was he deaf or something? Which he was? He was 1944 01:28:56.720 --> 01:28:59.560 like he he became deaf, like super early on fucking nerd. Yeah. 1945 01:29:02.199 --> 01:29:02.399 Yeah. 1946 01:29:02.399 --> 01:29:03.640 It's just one of those things where it's like I 1947 01:29:03.760 --> 01:29:06.479 feel lucky and like my friend Ed, I feel like 1948 01:29:06.520 --> 01:29:08.800 he got lucky where he was just like a god 1949 01:29:08.880 --> 01:29:12.439 at drawing without even trying, like he didn't practice. He 1950 01:29:12.600 --> 01:29:15.199 was just able to like, oh, exactly what's in my head, 1951 01:29:15.479 --> 01:29:17.279 I'm gonna draw? And I was like, dude, that's how 1952 01:29:17.319 --> 01:29:19.199 the fuck do you He didn't even have any training. 1953 01:29:19.279 --> 01:29:21.880 I wish I would practice. I can imagine real good. 1954 01:29:21.920 --> 01:29:24.279 I cannot translation. I can't translation. 1955 01:29:24.399 --> 01:29:25.199 Is this is the skill? 1956 01:29:25.319 --> 01:29:25.520 Really? 1957 01:29:25.720 --> 01:29:29.119 Like I think a lot of people can imagine, but 1958 01:29:29.239 --> 01:29:31.520 it's it really is that translation that's that's difficult. But 1959 01:29:31.600 --> 01:29:33.399 I really would recommend, just like straight up, just like 1960 01:29:33.479 --> 01:29:35.159 if you're just trying to figure things out, just copy 1961 01:29:35.279 --> 01:29:37.000 like it's not it's not a shame to copy, Like 1962 01:29:37.039 --> 01:29:39.159 you can't like literally steal and put it out and like, 1963 01:29:39.279 --> 01:29:41.399 you know, I think, like rewrite some of the songs 1964 01:29:41.399 --> 01:29:44.199 that you like. Analyze the songs that you like, see 1965 01:29:44.239 --> 01:29:46.079 what they have in common, like notice like patterns in 1966 01:29:46.119 --> 01:29:49.840 corporate not your own, Like I like, uh uh, the 1967 01:29:49.960 --> 01:29:52.079 most popular song that I have that I that I've 1968 01:29:52.079 --> 01:29:55.520 ever written was Fucking I wrote it from high school 1969 01:29:55.560 --> 01:29:58.159 like years ago. There's reality calls if anybody follows me, 1970 01:29:58.279 --> 01:30:00.479 like they probably know the Spotify that probably they probably 1971 01:30:00.520 --> 01:30:04.079 heard it. That song is literally the simplest chord progression possible. Yeah, 1972 01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:06.159 because it's just a corporassion that I noticed in a 1973 01:30:06.199 --> 01:30:07.560 lot of the songs that I liked. It was E 1974 01:30:07.680 --> 01:30:11.279 Minor g D And then like an occasional see throne 1975 01:30:11.319 --> 01:30:14.279 in there EP, you know, really standard fucking yeah pp 1976 01:30:14.399 --> 01:30:18.880 the power power power p uh, but it's not p 1977 01:30:19.239 --> 01:30:21.199 and the melody is not necessarily based on anything. But 1978 01:30:21.279 --> 01:30:23.520 it's like that chord progression is like rooted from like 1979 01:30:23.520 --> 01:30:24.960 a lot of different places. And that's like my most 1980 01:30:25.000 --> 01:30:27.800 popular song like that got like hundreds of thousand views, 1981 01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:29.920 hundreds of thousands of views before I was doing like politics, 1982 01:30:29.960 --> 01:30:31.479 which is like crazy, Like I remember being like, what 1983 01:30:31.600 --> 01:30:32.199 the fuck. 1984 01:30:32.760 --> 01:30:35.640 You're more a musician than a political commentator, to be honest. 1985 01:30:35.840 --> 01:30:36.800 That's what Google says. 1986 01:30:36.800 --> 01:30:39.239 Is also yeah, because I mean, like your your your 1987 01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:41.960 most huge stuff is involved with music. 1988 01:30:42.079 --> 01:30:42.560 That It's true. 1989 01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:46.159 Yeah, and politics though, right, Yeah, it's the more consistent, 1990 01:30:46.239 --> 01:30:48.800 the more consistent stuff is politics because it's easier to do, right, 1991 01:30:49.000 --> 01:30:51.840 I could just talk about stuff and shit and music. 1992 01:30:51.840 --> 01:30:52.279 It's hard to do. 1993 01:30:52.439 --> 01:30:53.760 I have a lot of songs that I'm sitting on 1994 01:30:53.880 --> 01:30:55.600 right now that I just I don't even know, Like 1995 01:30:55.840 --> 01:30:57.239 I think some of them are pretty good too, but 1996 01:30:57.319 --> 01:30:57.760 like I'm. 1997 01:30:57.960 --> 01:30:59.319 Do, you have to like not do anything. 1998 01:30:59.439 --> 01:31:02.560 So I stopped video games for a while and I've 1999 01:31:03.560 --> 01:31:07.039 I've written two songs, like a song, a week, like 2000 01:31:07.119 --> 01:31:09.840 they're done and I'm starting. I'm gonna start my third 2001 01:31:09.880 --> 01:31:12.439 one probably tomorrow. And I was just like, oh my god, 2002 01:31:12.560 --> 01:31:15.279 like when I'm not when I'm locked in. But if 2003 01:31:15.399 --> 01:31:17.039 you have to be locked in so you can't do 2004 01:31:17.159 --> 01:31:20.279 anything else, if you're trying to like do have a life, 2005 01:31:21.279 --> 01:31:22.239 I'm gonna play some games. 2006 01:31:22.239 --> 01:31:24.600 I'm gonna do this, and games is involved in your job. 2007 01:31:24.760 --> 01:31:27.199 It's especially tricky with the games thing, because it would 2008 01:31:27.199 --> 01:31:29.600 be nice if I, like, if it's part of the 2009 01:31:29.640 --> 01:31:31.399 show though we like we play games, but it would 2010 01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:32.800 be cool if I could be, like, can I just 2011 01:31:32.840 --> 01:31:35.439 focus on the news or like like and not play 2012 01:31:35.439 --> 01:31:36.199 a video game at all? 2013 01:31:37.039 --> 01:31:40.560 Because it is a lot of time. But you gotta do. 2014 01:31:40.640 --> 01:31:43.000 You gotta you gotta cheat, you gotta you gotta playiarize 2015 01:31:43.359 --> 01:31:45.680 or like not you pretend you play the game. 2016 01:31:45.800 --> 01:31:49.319 Yeah, I play, Yeah, yeah, I fucking you just watch reviews. Yeah, 2017 01:31:49.359 --> 01:31:51.159 and you just hit the beats of the review like 2018 01:31:51.199 --> 01:31:51.800 oh yeah. 2019 01:31:51.800 --> 01:31:54.159 You get good reviews and bad reviews, and you can 2020 01:31:54.199 --> 01:31:57.000 you juxtapose them like everyone that does proper, like fucking 2021 01:31:57.079 --> 01:31:59.920 like a literal write writing. That's how it would do. 2022 01:32:00.199 --> 01:32:02.319 I'm so transparent about like how much of video games. 2023 01:32:02.359 --> 01:32:04.439 I'm often like I always say, like I rarely finish 2024 01:32:04.520 --> 01:32:08.279 things games especially, but like the idea of just like 2025 01:32:08.319 --> 01:32:10.399 pretending that I didn't even though, like you could just 2026 01:32:10.439 --> 01:32:11.880 look at my trophies and like look at my like 2027 01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:14.560 all right, and I would just go on like a spoiler. 2028 01:32:14.640 --> 01:32:17.399 I would join Colin on like a spoiler cast for 2029 01:32:17.479 --> 01:32:19.319 a game that I ever played and just see if 2030 01:32:19.319 --> 01:32:21.600 I could like almost like get away with it. 2031 01:32:22.359 --> 01:32:24.079 You probably I feel like you have probably so much 2032 01:32:24.119 --> 01:32:27.720 good charity that people wouldn't even try to check you, 2033 01:32:28.000 --> 01:32:28.520 you know what I mean. 2034 01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:30.159 Like, look out in the future, there's going to be 2035 01:32:30.199 --> 01:32:31.399 a game that I'm going to get a friend of 2036 01:32:31.399 --> 01:32:33.079 mine to play on my account and finish, and then 2037 01:32:33.079 --> 01:32:35.039 I'm going to join on the on the spoiler cast 2038 01:32:35.520 --> 01:32:38.039 and just try to see if I can improve my 2039 01:32:38.079 --> 01:32:41.039 way through. It's like, yeah, I love the scene when 2040 01:32:41.159 --> 01:32:43.720 this when the heroes really hit hit that wall in 2041 01:32:43.800 --> 01:32:46.079 their journey, and then he'll just like, oh, yeah for this, 2042 01:32:46.239 --> 01:32:48.359 and then you're talking about this is like exactly exactly 2043 01:32:48.479 --> 01:32:50.239 that exactly probably would do well. 2044 01:32:50.319 --> 01:32:54.920 Because my Dragon Age vill Guard review had issues because 2045 01:32:55.000 --> 01:32:59.119 of me misremembering some shit from the older games, but 2046 01:32:59.319 --> 01:33:03.560 like the review you still overwhelming positive, and I felt stupid. 2047 01:33:04.079 --> 01:33:05.760 I feel slightly embarrassed. 2048 01:33:05.800 --> 01:33:07.600 My brother even watched the review and it's like I 2049 01:33:07.640 --> 01:33:09.119 agreed with it mostly, and I was just like, god 2050 01:33:09.199 --> 01:33:11.920 damn it, because since there was wrong information there, it 2051 01:33:11.960 --> 01:33:14.000 almost made me feel fraudulent in a way that like 2052 01:33:14.239 --> 01:33:16.279 did you really play it? And I'm like, no one 2053 01:33:16.399 --> 01:33:18.479 said that, but it just feels like that. I know, 2054 01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:21.880 I believe I misremembered this, and Inquisition was a big 2055 01:33:21.920 --> 01:33:24.119 one where I misremembered some big things where I'm like, oh, 2056 01:33:24.239 --> 01:33:26.359 fucking this guy wasn't even in the game. 2057 01:33:26.520 --> 01:33:28.319 He was such an important character and he fucking was. 2058 01:33:28.720 --> 01:33:30.239 It was just the Steam version, dude. 2059 01:33:30.239 --> 01:33:32.840 The precire's high sometimes with that shit. Like at one 2060 01:33:32.840 --> 01:33:34.199 of the live shows that we did, we had like 2061 01:33:34.199 --> 01:33:36.560 a video game like jeopardy thing and somebody like one 2062 01:33:36.600 --> 01:33:38.760 of the questions was like, what is the second I think? 2063 01:33:39.119 --> 01:33:40.720 Or what's the third? What was the name of the 2064 01:33:40.760 --> 01:33:42.119 third mission in Halo two? And I was like. 2065 01:33:44.560 --> 01:33:46.720 If I like, everybody's gonna look at me for this, 2066 01:33:47.319 --> 01:33:48.880 and I'm like like, I don't know if I know, 2067 01:33:49.479 --> 01:33:51.119 because there's a bunch of different ways to get to that. 2068 01:33:51.159 --> 01:33:53.520 It's like, do you count the first cut scene because 2069 01:33:53.520 --> 01:33:55.319 it is a level in the original, you count that? 2070 01:33:55.439 --> 01:33:56.800 Like, what is the criteria here? 2071 01:33:56.920 --> 01:33:57.199 Hmm? 2072 01:33:58.399 --> 01:34:00.520 Yeah, they're like, what a fuck? I guess right, I 2073 01:34:00.560 --> 01:34:05.600 guess right? Somehow kill them? Watch them. Colin just shoots 2074 01:34:05.640 --> 01:34:10.800 you in a gut. He picks you up like you've 2075 01:34:10.840 --> 01:34:16.199 lied to be boy Loki. He picks your leg though 2076 01:34:16.600 --> 01:34:17.560 he grabbed. 2077 01:34:17.439 --> 01:34:22.520 Thigh and lives you and you're like whoa, whoa now, yeah, 2078 01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:27.079 just just just keep keep at it. Keep Emulation is 2079 01:34:27.079 --> 01:34:29.840 a like really like genuinely like elations. You can't stay 2080 01:34:29.880 --> 01:34:31.760 with it for too long because obviously, like you've got 2081 01:34:31.840 --> 01:34:33.359 to figure out a way to switch gears and near 2082 01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:35.560 stuff eventually, But when you're starting out and when you're 2083 01:34:35.560 --> 01:34:37.399 trying to figure things out, emulation is ideal. It's like 2084 01:34:37.439 --> 01:34:39.399 it's how you learn how to do things. In film school, 2085 01:34:39.439 --> 01:34:41.479 we like we watch different directors and we emulate them 2086 01:34:41.520 --> 01:34:43.680 and we see if we can do it. It's every 2087 01:34:43.840 --> 01:34:47.239 it's I think yea. Even even people who draw, like 2088 01:34:47.279 --> 01:34:49.760 who have a natural talent, like it's helpful for them 2089 01:34:49.800 --> 01:34:52.039 to like focus on like emulating an art style. Yeah 2090 01:34:52.520 --> 01:34:52.960 before they. 2091 01:34:53.479 --> 01:34:57.600 Let me not like act like I improved as a musician, 2092 01:34:57.760 --> 01:35:02.319 especially better at like exercises by uh watching drummers, yeah 2093 01:35:02.560 --> 01:35:05.840 and fucking and then starting to learn covers. So that 2094 01:35:06.039 --> 01:35:07.039 made me a much better mess. 2095 01:35:07.039 --> 01:35:09.399 Every it's it's it's not just it's everything literally in 2096 01:35:09.520 --> 01:35:11.720 every single thing you approach that are going to try 2097 01:35:11.760 --> 01:35:13.239 to get you off better, and you have to eman 2098 01:35:13.319 --> 01:35:14.079 other people to get the. 2099 01:35:14.039 --> 01:35:16.039 Problem is I'm schizophrenic with my music because it's like 2100 01:35:17.119 --> 01:35:20.439 there's like it's like punk and then singer songwriter and 2101 01:35:20.520 --> 01:35:23.720 then rap. It's all a fucking it's a schizophrae. I 2102 01:35:23.720 --> 01:35:25.560 can never make a consistent like it would be like 2103 01:35:25.760 --> 01:35:26.239 a mess. 2104 01:35:26.439 --> 01:35:29.560 It's anything, it's tough. I I finally I focused on 2105 01:35:29.720 --> 01:35:32.840 one singular project right now. It's not even true because 2106 01:35:32.840 --> 01:35:37.159 you know what I did fucking yesterday. I fucking I 2107 01:35:37.399 --> 01:35:39.640 was digging through my cassette tapes and then I got 2108 01:35:39.720 --> 01:35:43.079 inspired and then I just really quick, I just wrote 2109 01:35:43.119 --> 01:35:45.199 like a punk song, but I just it's on the 2110 01:35:45.279 --> 01:35:45.680 phone here. 2111 01:35:45.720 --> 01:35:47.880 I just got all the beats, everything's down here, and I. 2112 01:35:47.920 --> 01:35:48.479 Was like, what am I doing? 2113 01:35:48.520 --> 01:35:50.159 Stop stop stop tough, But it was one of those 2114 01:35:50.199 --> 01:35:53.239 things to where I'm locked into this deathcourt project. But 2115 01:35:53.319 --> 01:35:56.520 then that my mind lost focus for a second because 2116 01:35:56.520 --> 01:35:59.319 it's it's hard, but I'm pretty locked in. 2117 01:35:59.399 --> 01:36:02.720 I'm a I'm excited for this new project, like I 2118 01:36:02.760 --> 01:36:04.880 got it's uh, it's supposed to be a joke, but 2119 01:36:04.920 --> 01:36:06.479 it's coming out like way better than it should. 2120 01:36:07.439 --> 01:36:10.079 The thing that fucks me up is that, uh, the man, 2121 01:36:10.079 --> 01:36:11.640 you have specifics like I want to do songs with 2122 01:36:11.720 --> 01:36:13.239 key changes in them, but I'm so bad at figuring 2123 01:36:13.399 --> 01:36:16.119 key changes that because I love a key change, but 2124 01:36:16.199 --> 01:36:18.640 I've never been able to implement one well. But like 2125 01:36:18.920 --> 01:36:22.560 frustrating if you like kind of change work exactly, like well, 2126 01:36:22.600 --> 01:36:23.640 it's difficult to understand. 2127 01:36:23.640 --> 01:36:25.800 It's just like I'm never happy with like the outcome. 2128 01:36:25.960 --> 01:36:28.520 Oh well if you like, say, because to me, it's 2129 01:36:28.640 --> 01:36:32.520 like the music theory aspect of it, like so uh, 2130 01:36:33.760 --> 01:36:35.760 it's just it's it's like a feeling right like it 2131 01:36:35.880 --> 01:36:38.920 feels like say I was uh, so we're just we're 2132 01:36:39.000 --> 01:36:40.680 just talking about that's the way it is, that Red 2133 01:36:40.720 --> 01:36:43.640 Dead two song. But then there's the Celeni So I 2134 01:36:43.760 --> 01:36:45.119 was listening cause that song, I don't know it song 2135 01:36:45.119 --> 01:36:46.720 as a banger actually when it when it when the 2136 01:36:46.880 --> 01:36:47.760 key changes. 2137 01:36:47.560 --> 01:36:51.640 You everything everything that watch yeah, I love it. That's 2138 01:36:51.680 --> 01:36:52.720 not that song. What's that song? 2139 01:36:53.039 --> 01:36:55.359 The that's the way it is. Yeah, but I was 2140 01:36:55.399 --> 01:36:57.600 just saying by Celene. 2141 01:36:57.319 --> 01:37:03.920 Dion by scatman, okay, and I was like, uh, crushes 2142 01:37:03.920 --> 01:37:12.119 the cant his head about trying to kill myself and 2143 01:37:12.199 --> 01:37:14.039 they push the can into their own skull, and their 2144 01:37:14.039 --> 01:37:17.199 skull is like like like a temporpedic mattress almost like 2145 01:37:18.239 --> 01:37:22.600 it allows, it gives, but then he like slumps over. 2146 01:37:23.880 --> 01:37:24.600 He died. 2147 01:37:26.239 --> 01:37:26.600 Crazy. 2148 01:37:26.920 --> 01:37:29.079 At least it would give you guys a big boost. 2149 01:37:29.439 --> 01:37:33.399 The idiot kills himself on podcast and then. 2150 01:37:34.520 --> 01:37:37.520 On slams cannon brain on podcast. 2151 01:37:38.560 --> 01:37:40.319 It and like you slim the can into your head 2152 01:37:40.359 --> 01:37:42.439 and then the equal amount of space of the can 2153 01:37:42.720 --> 01:37:45.920 gets pushed out of your skull. You know. It's like 2154 01:37:45.960 --> 01:37:48.319 it's like the dark Knight in the pencil thing. Yeah, 2155 01:37:50.560 --> 01:37:51.640 it's gone. 2156 01:37:53.680 --> 01:37:59.239 Scam white like you not with the inwards. 2157 01:38:01.520 --> 01:38:06.600 I got a carenade nigga approach aside, what are you 2158 01:38:06.640 --> 01:38:12.800 gonna do now? Nigga? He keeps calling over over. I 2159 01:38:12.840 --> 01:38:14.600 feel like Joker would do that. I feel like he'd 2160 01:38:14.680 --> 01:38:16.760 find out what bothers a black person like this. 2161 01:38:17.319 --> 01:38:19.600 I think I actually one thousand percent agree with that 2162 01:38:19.920 --> 01:38:24.479 that scene written by Martin Scorsese that would have been 2163 01:38:24.600 --> 01:38:25.920 sick as fuck Batman. 2164 01:38:26.600 --> 01:38:30.399 Batman would be a fucking trip, Martin Scorsese writing most 2165 01:38:30.439 --> 01:38:37.800 things would be a trip by Martin Scorsese. Up, Kevin's 2166 01:38:37.800 --> 01:38:42.359 just racing. You know how much I've sacrificed you. Yes, 2167 01:38:43.119 --> 01:38:46.960 not a single black person in the room. Yeah, there's 2168 01:38:47.039 --> 01:38:49.399 the black Goblin though, wait. 2169 01:38:49.279 --> 01:38:51.920 A minute, was not the origines a pizza time? It 2170 01:38:52.000 --> 01:38:54.640 was literally he says the N word and they get 2171 01:38:54.680 --> 01:38:57.760 a fire. Was like, yeah, because there's. 2172 01:39:00.560 --> 01:39:06.119 Oh god, I totally that's I forgot that that was 2173 01:39:06.159 --> 01:39:09.359 a Papa John's reference too, because until right now, until 2174 01:39:09.479 --> 01:39:11.720 right now, that is crazy. That's like what it's like 2175 01:39:11.800 --> 01:39:16.399 finding out remembering that Bugs Bunny like isn't like, is 2176 01:39:16.439 --> 01:39:19.319 it just an original character? Oh right, Like it's like 2177 01:39:19.439 --> 01:39:21.600 based on a fucking Clark Gable character from like a 2178 01:39:21.640 --> 01:39:24.159 movie or something like that. But that's like so old 2179 01:39:24.239 --> 01:39:27.359 that everybody only remembers Bugs Bunny. Yeah, I only remember 2180 01:39:27.399 --> 01:39:28.720 pizza time. I completely forgot. 2181 01:39:29.199 --> 01:39:32.960 I only forgot about Green Gobblin. I forgot about. 2182 01:39:33.039 --> 01:39:37.840 Spider Man, comics, heroes and the spirit of Human resolve. 2183 01:39:38.640 --> 01:39:45.680 Yeah, I just pizza pizza Osbourne pizza. Alright, let's get 2184 01:39:45.720 --> 01:39:48.720 on the ship. We still need pizza time drip. Yeah, 2185 01:39:48.760 --> 01:39:52.159 it's hard to figure out with like fucking pizza font 2186 01:39:52.640 --> 01:39:56.680 somehow fonts like pizza. Is there pizza like pizza like font. 2187 01:39:56.720 --> 01:39:59.920 I'm sure there's like ghoulish font, but that'll just be cheese. 2188 01:40:00.560 --> 01:40:02.520 You would you would change us that slightly, yeah, and 2189 01:40:02.640 --> 01:40:06.199 make it not as quite drippy, you know, like goopy. 2190 01:40:06.640 --> 01:40:08.720 It's yeah, but like somebody can figure it out. 2191 01:40:09.199 --> 01:40:11.399 I gotta find we gotta find someone who because I 2192 01:40:11.479 --> 01:40:15.720 actually really do just just pizza time and pepperoni drippy 2193 01:40:15.840 --> 01:40:18.560 cheese funt and then just pizza time on his glider. 2194 01:40:18.680 --> 01:40:19.039 That's say. 2195 01:40:19.199 --> 01:40:19.920 That's that's the work. 2196 01:40:20.119 --> 01:40:26.079 That's that's screaming niggas the bell. I'll make two versions. 2197 01:40:26.159 --> 01:40:29.640 They're gonna be our own versions that only us to 2198 01:40:29.720 --> 01:40:32.319 where he's screaming the in word, and then there's just 2199 01:40:32.439 --> 01:40:33.279 the regular. 2200 01:40:34.680 --> 01:40:38.359 Big Uncle Fungus wrote, it is a great name. Nice. 2201 01:40:38.520 --> 01:40:39.199 I like that name. 2202 01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:41.159 So it's not a question but just my own anecdote 2203 01:40:41.159 --> 01:40:42.520 for some ship they try to make me do it work. 2204 01:40:42.520 --> 01:40:45.520 Hearkening back to episode two ninety. For those joining us, 2205 01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:47.840 that was the episode of where we talked about, uh, 2206 01:40:48.239 --> 01:40:50.119 the nastiest ship that we had to do in our jobs. 2207 01:40:50.279 --> 01:40:52.680 Oh yeah, he says. I work in a warehouse as 2208 01:40:52.720 --> 01:40:55.720 a fork left operator. We have a roadent problem sometimes. 2209 01:40:56.159 --> 01:40:58.720 A few weeks ago, I smelled an awful smell, turned 2210 01:40:58.760 --> 01:41:01.640 a corner to see an annoy ormous rat pancaked under 2211 01:41:01.640 --> 01:41:04.279 a rat trap. This on its own is an unusual 2212 01:41:04.319 --> 01:41:07.399 at this point. It was what was was the skid 2213 01:41:07.520 --> 01:41:10.920 mark line of bloody diarrhea that blasted out of it 2214 01:41:11.319 --> 01:41:13.399 like it was squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste. 2215 01:41:13.479 --> 01:41:15.680 Oh my god, viotally shed it. 2216 01:41:15.800 --> 01:41:17.880 So I go to tell my manager about it. Instead 2217 01:41:17.920 --> 01:41:19.720 of calling Hansman, he tells me to get a mop 2218 01:41:19.760 --> 01:41:23.000 and clean it. No, obviously, I had declined, citing the 2219 01:41:23.039 --> 01:41:24.800 fact that my job is to drive a forklift, not 2220 01:41:24.920 --> 01:41:25.960 mop bloody rat shit. 2221 01:41:26.359 --> 01:41:27.000 Yeah that's uh. 2222 01:41:27.319 --> 01:41:28.680 Maybe you get a scoop to the part of the 2223 01:41:28.760 --> 01:41:29.479 ground that. 2224 01:41:32.960 --> 01:41:36.520 I love for they're awesome. I I was. 2225 01:41:37.159 --> 01:41:37.920 I was terrified. 2226 01:41:38.439 --> 01:41:40.720 I had to for when I actually worked in Glendal 2227 01:41:40.760 --> 01:41:43.560 in twenty ten and we had to go across the 2228 01:41:43.600 --> 01:41:47.800 street and across the train tracks, uh to get more palettes. 2229 01:41:48.239 --> 01:41:51.520 And always felt weird because there's no suspension in forcliffs, 2230 01:41:51.840 --> 01:41:52.600 so I have to for a. 2231 01:41:52.680 --> 01:41:55.199 Brief moment, I go on the street and then go 2232 01:41:55.600 --> 01:41:59.840 I it is not good at all. I drove. I 2233 01:42:00.119 --> 01:42:02.560 drove one when I should flat, sir. I drove a 2234 01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:04.680 fore clift only one time when I should not have 2235 01:42:04.760 --> 01:42:06.960 been doing it. One of my good friends was a 2236 01:42:07.159 --> 01:42:10.399 manager at a gap warehouse way I live. Oh, I 2237 01:42:10.520 --> 01:42:12.960 know that one. And I snuck in one time while 2238 01:42:13.000 --> 01:42:14.600 he was there and we smoked me and we drove 2239 01:42:14.640 --> 01:42:17.920 fore clips for a little bit and it's so illegal. 2240 01:42:18.000 --> 01:42:18.439 That's crazy. 2241 01:42:18.560 --> 01:42:20.319 Ever gonna say, I'm never going to say a friend's 2242 01:42:20.319 --> 01:42:22.640 save because I know that's so legal. And I got 2243 01:42:22.720 --> 01:42:27.119 in that fore clift and they they feel like cars 2244 01:42:27.199 --> 01:42:28.800 missing all the stuff that should protect you. 2245 01:42:29.119 --> 01:42:31.039 Yeah yeah, yeah, like literally all of it. It's like 2246 01:42:31.119 --> 01:42:31.720 this is bad. 2247 01:42:32.399 --> 01:42:35.079 It's like what's left of a car after all of 2248 01:42:35.159 --> 01:42:36.960 the science is taken out of this. And it was 2249 01:42:37.000 --> 01:42:39.119 like yo, he was like, yo, there's a crane. There's 2250 01:42:39.119 --> 01:42:40.359 a small crane if you want to fuck with them. 2251 01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:43.560 I was like, rain, it was like that massive ship 2252 01:42:44.319 --> 01:42:47.800 a record ball, those videos of like warehouse mishats or 2253 01:42:47.840 --> 01:42:49.479 somebody to grab something off a shelf and then like 2254 01:42:49.520 --> 01:42:53.199 an entire like row of thousands, Like just that. 2255 01:42:53.239 --> 01:42:55.119 Shit stresses me out so much. It's crazy. 2256 01:42:55.239 --> 01:42:59.520 I get secondhand, like like an empathetic scare in my body. 2257 01:42:59.680 --> 01:43:01.399 But like, yeah, I've always wanted to drive one of 2258 01:43:01.399 --> 01:43:01.720 those things. 2259 01:43:02.600 --> 01:43:03.000 I remember. 2260 01:43:04.039 --> 01:43:05.840 I remember in Halo Reach you could drive a forklift, 2261 01:43:05.880 --> 01:43:08.560 and I remember it was like it was just in 2262 01:43:08.640 --> 01:43:10.119 the middle of like one of the maps, like you 2263 01:43:10.159 --> 01:43:11.000 could drive this thing. 2264 01:43:11.079 --> 01:43:14.840 It's so stupid, which g g ah wait five right, yeah, 2265 01:43:14.880 --> 01:43:16.840 oh it's not it No, no, no, no, I'm not 2266 01:43:17.000 --> 01:43:18.239 making three. Five. 2267 01:43:18.279 --> 01:43:21.119 You can certainly drive a four cliff can you can 2268 01:43:21.199 --> 01:43:22.439 drive a flying car in five? 2269 01:43:22.600 --> 01:43:25.479 So yeah, I just why do I feel like there's 2270 01:43:25.479 --> 01:43:27.239 a specific mission. I feel like you have to, but 2271 01:43:27.279 --> 01:43:27.840 I can't remember. 2272 01:43:27.840 --> 01:43:29.159 Whatever I think of a flying car. I think of 2273 01:43:29.239 --> 01:43:32.399 the Simpsons flying car from the fucking Hit and Run. 2274 01:43:35.039 --> 01:43:36.239 It was literally just a rocket. 2275 01:43:36.279 --> 01:43:38.399 It was like a cylindrical rocket and it would just 2276 01:43:38.560 --> 01:43:41.960 blast you off into the fucking So that's that's actually. 2277 01:43:42.000 --> 01:43:45.319 From an episode where a bomb this homeless guy. It 2278 01:43:45.359 --> 01:43:47.800 turns out he created Itchy and Scratchy and it was 2279 01:43:47.800 --> 01:43:52.079 stolen from so to what he wanted in compensation is 2280 01:43:52.119 --> 01:43:54.760 a solid gold house and a rocket car, and he 2281 01:43:54.840 --> 01:43:57.520 got it. He got his song the fucking rocket cars. 2282 01:43:57.560 --> 01:43:59.960 That one that's so prophetic, man, I want that there's 2283 01:44:00.600 --> 01:44:03.960 so badly, Oh my god. And one was so fun, dude. 2284 01:44:04.680 --> 01:44:06.079 It was the first one. It was the one before 2285 01:44:07.119 --> 01:44:08.479 road Rage is the one you're in a car. A 2286 01:44:08.520 --> 01:44:10.279 lot of s games before that, but like of that, 2287 01:44:10.479 --> 01:44:11.920 of that, I had one on Nintendo. 2288 01:44:12.199 --> 01:44:15.760 Yeah, beat him up. I remember the Simpsons movie had 2289 01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:16.720 a game The Beatle. 2290 01:44:16.640 --> 01:44:20.119 Was less so fun class the movie game. I don't remember. 2291 01:44:20.159 --> 01:44:20.680 I remember. 2292 01:44:20.840 --> 01:44:23.039 I feel like I remember kind of liking the demo, 2293 01:44:23.399 --> 01:44:24.359 but then I never. 2294 01:44:24.479 --> 01:44:26.399 You know, one was so cool. I have it on 2295 01:44:26.439 --> 01:44:28.000 my fucking Simsons game. 2296 01:44:28.760 --> 01:44:30.000 The last one. That's the best one. 2297 01:44:30.119 --> 01:44:32.000 I finished it. I finished. Actually one of the first 2298 01:44:32.000 --> 01:44:32.359 thing you've. 2299 01:44:32.239 --> 01:44:34.159 Been doing that game is run over to margin kicker 2300 01:44:34.840 --> 01:44:36.680 and then she's just like rotating on the ground. 2301 01:44:43.119 --> 01:44:46.079 I love that game so fun. It's a really great game. Yeah. 2302 01:44:46.800 --> 01:44:49.159 That's back when video games felt the shiniest, if that 2303 01:44:49.239 --> 01:44:51.680 makes any sense, you know, like they were the most 2304 01:44:51.800 --> 01:44:57.760 like awesome, expiring, like excited. Yeah that crez. 2305 01:44:57.880 --> 01:45:03.920 Like I've been having conversations just about like profit motives 2306 01:45:04.800 --> 01:45:07.880 and just how like the deleterious it is. But like 2307 01:45:07.960 --> 01:45:10.640 I feel like I feel like the idea of like 2308 01:45:10.800 --> 01:45:14.760 capitalistic competition works up unto a point, right, And I 2309 01:45:14.800 --> 01:45:16.600 feel like that was the point where it was like, damn, 2310 01:45:16.600 --> 01:45:17.960 we like we really got something good here. 2311 01:45:18.039 --> 01:45:18.159 Man. 2312 01:45:18.359 --> 01:45:20.760 We're getting great games all the time, Like they're not 2313 01:45:20.880 --> 01:45:24.199 like perfectly polished, but they're all like really fun. And 2314 01:45:24.239 --> 01:45:25.520 then they figured out I was like, wait, we could 2315 01:45:25.520 --> 01:45:28.119 cut some of this out and soe for like deal, 2316 01:45:28.199 --> 01:45:29.800 c what are we doing? And there was like, wait, 2317 01:45:29.840 --> 01:45:30.760 we can put lupoxes in. 2318 01:45:30.880 --> 01:45:32.000 That was that was before. 2319 01:45:33.600 --> 01:45:35.520 I feel like that's kind of the problem with a 2320 01:45:35.560 --> 01:45:36.800 lot of that Stuff's like I feel like it works 2321 01:45:36.840 --> 01:45:39.000 to a point like you gotta you gotta manage. 2322 01:45:39.039 --> 01:45:40.880 I think at the time industry got too big. 2323 01:45:41.359 --> 01:45:44.199 I think video it's way bigger today than it ever was. 2324 01:45:44.279 --> 01:45:45.640 I feel like a call of duty is the reason 2325 01:45:45.680 --> 01:45:47.840 why video games were destroyed. Like that's when that's when 2326 01:45:47.840 --> 01:45:49.960 it's broke. And it's not college fault exactly. But that 2327 01:45:50.119 --> 01:45:53.960 era of video gaming was like Xbox Live, caw gaming, 2328 01:45:54.199 --> 01:45:59.359 Xbox Live, making micro transactions, all that stuff that was really. 2329 01:45:59.279 --> 01:46:01.920 Started with pox one PS four though, because I think 2330 01:46:01.960 --> 01:46:05.199 because P four I think so. I think it truly 2331 01:46:05.319 --> 01:46:09.720 like actually started then, because even gt A five didn't 2332 01:46:09.760 --> 01:46:12.000 really have like the Shark card ship until like a 2333 01:46:12.039 --> 01:46:13.640 little bit later. That was like in the that was 2334 01:46:14.279 --> 01:46:17.039 PS four Xbox one. PS four was when PlayStation was like, 2335 01:46:17.039 --> 01:46:18.520 we're going to start charging you for online. 2336 01:46:19.439 --> 01:46:21.239 No they started with PS three. No they didn't, Are 2337 01:46:21.279 --> 01:46:24.199 you sure? Yep? Because I remember the PS three got hacked? No, no, no, 2338 01:46:24.960 --> 01:46:25.439 I remember this. 2339 01:46:25.960 --> 01:46:29.960 I remember this very very vividly. PlayStation three places the premium. Yeah, 2340 01:46:30.159 --> 01:46:33.680 PlayStation three was always free online. They had PlayStation. 2341 01:46:33.399 --> 01:46:38.720 Plus on sorry, PlayStation Plus. PlayStation Plus was like a 2342 01:46:39.279 --> 01:46:40.960 it was it was like you would get free games. 2343 01:46:41.239 --> 01:46:42.920 It was like, actually, remember why PS plus happened? Do 2344 01:46:42.920 --> 01:46:45.399 you remember, right, the big hacking? Everyone got fucking hacked. 2345 01:46:45.439 --> 01:46:47.920 And then that's not why it came to existence. 2346 01:46:48.199 --> 01:46:50.560 No, No, that's probably why they started charging for online 2347 01:46:50.600 --> 01:46:52.199 so they could like invest in infrastructure to keep that 2348 01:46:52.199 --> 01:46:54.479 ship from happening again. But PS plus happened as a 2349 01:46:54.520 --> 01:46:56.600 response to Xbox Live and how popular it was and 2350 01:46:56.680 --> 01:46:58.119 just how like they were because they had games with 2351 01:46:58.159 --> 01:47:00.720 gold and it us to be really good and the 2352 01:47:01.239 --> 01:47:04.560 immediately dropped off a cliff. Yeah, but like it was 2353 01:47:04.640 --> 01:47:06.239 like a competitive thing. It's like, Okay, well we have 2354 01:47:06.279 --> 01:47:09.600 free online, but we got to get people in here somehow, 2355 01:47:10.399 --> 01:47:12.600 and so that's why it started. And then it eventually 2356 01:47:12.640 --> 01:47:14.840 got roped into like the online stuff as like a bundle. 2357 01:47:15.359 --> 01:47:17.600 But I really do think that that's the era when 2358 01:47:17.800 --> 01:47:19.960 because that was also the generation where like games just 2359 01:47:20.039 --> 01:47:24.720 launched fucked like the three sixty PS three games launched 2360 01:47:24.840 --> 01:47:27.000 like not ideal, like skyro On PS three was kind 2361 01:47:27.000 --> 01:47:30.079 of a mess, but like generally for the most part, 2362 01:47:30.159 --> 01:47:33.000 I remember like what was it, uh far Cry three 2363 01:47:33.720 --> 01:47:36.840 and that was like I think twenty thirteen, maybe twenty twelve, 2364 01:47:37.359 --> 01:47:39.600 something like that, and that was a fucking great game, 2365 01:47:39.880 --> 01:47:42.560 Like people loved it, Like Assassin's Creed three was like 2366 01:47:43.359 --> 01:47:45.239 people didn't love it, but like it wasn't. 2367 01:47:45.039 --> 01:47:48.880 Like broken Fine twenty fourteen, right after the the. 2368 01:47:49.399 --> 01:47:53.359 Xbox one and PS four fucking massive collections busted fucking 2369 01:47:53.439 --> 01:47:56.319 Destiny launches with like no content, they gutted the entire story. 2370 01:47:56.880 --> 01:47:59.439 Fucking that was the two K. That was like one 2371 01:47:59.479 --> 01:48:01.039 of the that was I think the beginning of like 2372 01:48:01.159 --> 01:48:03.319 when the two K got completely fighting, like got like 2373 01:48:03.640 --> 01:48:04.720 Jake from State Farm. 2374 01:48:04.840 --> 01:48:07.159 In two K and like, yeah, that's well that's a long, 2375 01:48:07.159 --> 01:48:09.199 a little bit on the later end, but yeah, right, 2376 01:48:09.239 --> 01:48:11.439 I know I'm sayings where you got yeah, I really did. 2377 01:48:11.520 --> 01:48:13.760 Like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen is like I 2378 01:48:13.880 --> 01:48:16.439 think like that even just when you look at the 2379 01:48:16.479 --> 01:48:19.239 Game of the Years for like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen, 2380 01:48:19.319 --> 01:48:23.159 twenty fifteen, like it's kind of like, wow. 2381 01:48:23.119 --> 01:48:25.600 My argument comes to idea where I'm saying, like that 2382 01:48:25.960 --> 01:48:28.079 was when maybe we're there, that's when the first so 2383 01:48:28.159 --> 01:48:30.239 it's like World War One to World War two type shit. 2384 01:48:30.279 --> 01:48:33.520 You know, we're like World War One is when things 2385 01:48:33.560 --> 01:48:36.760 started getting bad and then like oh the ramifications became 2386 01:48:36.800 --> 01:48:37.920 what happened in World War Two. 2387 01:48:38.079 --> 01:48:40.279 But I think I think the three sixty PSV generation 2388 01:48:40.399 --> 01:48:42.720 was actually like that was like a fork in the 2389 01:48:42.800 --> 01:48:45.239 road where like we were at like our absolute pinnacle, 2390 01:48:45.800 --> 01:48:48.079 and we could have gone in two different directions, and 2391 01:48:48.199 --> 01:48:49.560 we chose from then on to go in like a 2392 01:48:49.600 --> 01:48:50.239 shitty direction. 2393 01:48:50.680 --> 01:48:52.479 I think, yeah, no, it could. 2394 01:48:52.319 --> 01:48:54.119 Have been Yeah, yeah, I actually I totally agree with that, 2395 01:48:54.399 --> 01:48:57.840 and that shit sucks that we were alive. We're very 2396 01:48:57.880 --> 01:49:04.039 alive and mature to completely understand and fully like be 2397 01:49:04.479 --> 01:49:06.960 fucked by, because there's a lot of people that are 2398 01:49:07.079 --> 01:49:09.600 much younger now that didn't get to truly enjoy the 2399 01:49:09.720 --> 01:49:10.880 three sixty PS three era. 2400 01:49:11.359 --> 01:49:14.199 Yeah, and you know it. They just know this new 2401 01:49:14.319 --> 01:49:16.800 ship with all the Michael like it's all normal to them. Yeah. 2402 01:49:17.000 --> 01:49:19.359 And I'm like, damn, if only you guys knew. That's crazy. 2403 01:49:19.359 --> 01:49:22.159 Because Lily's brother is he was born in two thousand 2404 01:49:22.199 --> 01:49:25.079 and he's twenty now, so twenty so he's born in 2405 01:49:25.079 --> 01:49:27.680 twenty twenty, so he's twenty now. He was born in 2406 01:49:27.720 --> 01:49:31.119 two thousand and four or five, huh, And talking to 2407 01:49:31.159 --> 01:49:33.319 him about video game is insane because I'm like, you 2408 01:49:33.439 --> 01:49:38.000 don't remember a completely different frame reference people. You can 2409 01:49:38.079 --> 01:49:40.319 go back and you can experience them, but you weren't, 2410 01:49:40.359 --> 01:49:42.560 Like you weren't not because like I remember, for me, 2411 01:49:42.600 --> 01:49:45.239 the most iconic moment for video game for me was 2412 01:49:45.279 --> 01:49:48.680 the release of Halo three. That is was the moment 2413 01:49:48.800 --> 01:49:53.319 where I remember video games being something bigger, bigger than 2414 01:49:53.359 --> 01:49:55.960 it was like on TV. And shit, I remember San 2415 01:49:56.000 --> 01:49:59.680 Andrez that one. Remember, hey, everybody was freaking the fuck 2416 01:49:59.720 --> 01:50:01.560 out of Andreas dude Andres. 2417 01:50:01.600 --> 01:50:04.199 I remember Halo Free, and I remember Skyrim skyri was 2418 01:50:04.279 --> 01:50:07.039 big Halo as well, but like I mean, oh my. 2419 01:50:07.119 --> 01:50:11.439 God, Ruby and Sapphire on the fucking commercials where they 2420 01:50:11.479 --> 01:50:13.880 had the commercial or the Pokemon commercial, the original one 2421 01:50:13.920 --> 01:50:17.000 with on the bus when they're squeezing the bus, the 2422 01:50:17.079 --> 01:50:19.399 Pokemon thing. I remember that being revealed and being like, 2423 01:50:21.079 --> 01:50:21.880 what's that? You know? 2424 01:50:21.920 --> 01:50:25.359 I remember the and then like the next generation kinda 2425 01:50:25.800 --> 01:50:27.840 like it didn't really have that moment. The Fortnite the 2426 01:50:28.399 --> 01:50:30.479 moment that was like that, and I guess Marvel Rivals, 2427 01:50:30.479 --> 01:50:31.960 to like a lesser extent, is kind of like that moment. 2428 01:50:32.000 --> 01:50:35.640 Again. The is the resurgence of like video game popularity 2429 01:50:35.720 --> 01:50:37.640 almost reaching a little outside of which. 2430 01:50:37.560 --> 01:50:39.399 But dude, that used to happen a lot, is what 2431 01:50:39.439 --> 01:50:42.560 I'm saying. Like it's Marvel Rivals today. 2432 01:50:42.960 --> 01:50:43.159 It was. 2433 01:50:43.439 --> 01:50:46.039 It was Fortnite before that, get Overwatch before that. 2434 01:50:49.279 --> 01:50:51.960 Big, but it wasn't like, yeah, Overwatch was very perfixive 2435 01:50:51.960 --> 01:50:54.159 in the video game world, but it didn't jump out 2436 01:50:54.199 --> 01:50:55.159 of the dude, Halo thing. 2437 01:50:55.239 --> 01:50:56.800 Cold be four were like a month apart. 2438 01:50:57.520 --> 01:51:01.159 That's crazy, that's insane. It was another crazy game that 2439 01:51:01.239 --> 01:51:04.600 came out around that time. Bierstruck was around that time. 2440 01:51:04.640 --> 01:51:06.960 Portal was around that time, but those were in the 2441 01:51:07.000 --> 01:51:07.439 game realm. 2442 01:51:07.479 --> 01:51:11.479 That's they didn't escape big big like the world, you know. 2443 01:51:12.840 --> 01:51:14.479 I think those are the big Skyrim was definitely the. 2444 01:51:15.079 --> 01:51:18.359 Escaped that obviously, five people that I didn't even know 2445 01:51:18.479 --> 01:51:20.279 that played video games were talking. 2446 01:51:20.359 --> 01:51:22.159 I didn't play Skyrim more. At least I didn't know 2447 01:51:22.239 --> 01:51:25.359 anything about scrolls. That's so crazy because like we we 2448 01:51:25.439 --> 01:51:28.119 were were you around? Were you? Oh? No, you were 2449 01:51:28.119 --> 01:51:30.439 in high school still I knew you, guys, But I 2450 01:51:30.479 --> 01:51:31.399 wasn't still in high school. 2451 01:51:31.479 --> 01:51:34.840 So I was a duchess when Skyrim came out at college. 2452 01:51:35.119 --> 01:51:38.720 And I remember, I remember the launch day, no one 2453 01:51:38.920 --> 01:51:40.560 was at school, Like. 2454 01:51:42.600 --> 01:51:44.159 No, I didn't. I didn't have it. I didn't know 2455 01:51:44.159 --> 01:51:45.319 what the fuck was going on. I wasn't. 2456 01:51:45.800 --> 01:51:47.920 I never played older scrolls and and at that time 2457 01:51:47.960 --> 01:51:49.399 I had played fall all three, but I didn't like 2458 01:51:49.479 --> 01:51:51.880 it because I didn't play it for more than like 2459 01:51:51.920 --> 01:51:52.479 I didn't even. 2460 01:51:52.359 --> 01:51:53.359 Get out of the wall. That was like, what the 2461 01:51:53.560 --> 01:51:55.640 am I taking a test for it? So stupid. 2462 01:51:55.680 --> 01:51:58.039 I'm not gonna go home from school and take a 2463 01:51:58.159 --> 01:52:01.680 test in a video game. This sucks. So I just 2464 01:52:01.720 --> 01:52:04.600 didn't appreciate Fallout three at that time, so I didn't 2465 01:52:04.600 --> 01:52:06.920 care about Potesta games. And then so like I come 2466 01:52:06.960 --> 01:52:08.520 to school one day and like half of my friends 2467 01:52:08.560 --> 01:52:13.399 are gone, half of the a lot of staff is gone, 2468 01:52:13.960 --> 01:52:16.680 like like I think teachers had like either subs or 2469 01:52:16.720 --> 01:52:20.000 like they canceled class. I was like, that's crazy, what's 2470 01:52:20.000 --> 01:52:22.039 going because college they can cancel class. Yeah, but like 2471 01:52:22.119 --> 01:52:24.399 I was like, what the fuck is going on? 2472 01:52:24.760 --> 01:52:25.880 What is happening? 2473 01:52:25.960 --> 01:52:27.399 And I think I got I got Skyrim, like I 2474 01:52:27.439 --> 01:52:29.039 think like maybe like a couple of weeks later, because 2475 01:52:29.039 --> 01:52:31.159 I just couldn't escape it right, talked about it. 2476 01:52:31.399 --> 01:52:33.399 I didn't play it, man, I feel so crazy. I 2477 01:52:33.399 --> 01:52:34.800 didn't play a game on you miss ound on a 2478 01:52:34.880 --> 01:52:35.680 crazy like you got. 2479 01:52:35.800 --> 01:52:38.000 You obviously experienced it, but like the end that time, 2480 01:52:38.479 --> 01:52:40.600 which actually kept going to Arotona, and I was like, 2481 01:52:40.640 --> 01:52:42.279 what the fuck is this something that annoying? 2482 01:52:42.560 --> 01:52:43.560 Yeah, but I played. 2483 01:52:43.600 --> 01:52:46.680 I played a little bit later too, only because my 2484 01:52:46.920 --> 01:52:49.840 two of my friends wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, 2485 01:52:49.960 --> 01:52:52.920 So it was them that every conversation that when we 2486 01:52:53.039 --> 01:52:55.079 met up was about Skyrim. I was like, god damn, 2487 01:52:55.159 --> 01:52:57.640 Like to me, I'm I'm the same as I am now. 2488 01:52:57.720 --> 01:52:59.239 I always was like, I'm gonna buy the ship way 2489 01:52:59.319 --> 01:53:01.279 later when it's cheaper. I was just like I didn't 2490 01:53:01.359 --> 01:53:03.760 like spending. Yeah, I just didn't like buying new ship. 2491 01:53:04.239 --> 01:53:08.239 And I had to just hurry up and finally play. 2492 01:53:08.319 --> 01:53:10.600 Because how are you when you're hanging out with the 2493 01:53:10.640 --> 01:53:13.199 homies and all they're talking about or niche things within 2494 01:53:13.279 --> 01:53:16.560 the sky room, I'm like, well, okay, like game over 2495 01:53:16.640 --> 01:53:18.920 now we're talking about rivals and you're like yeah, even 2496 01:53:18.920 --> 01:53:20.960 when you guys talk about destiny, I'm like, yeah, okay. 2497 01:53:22.039 --> 01:53:23.479 That's why we don't talk about this thing too much, 2498 01:53:24.600 --> 01:53:26.199 because only you and I know this. Literally. 2499 01:53:26.239 --> 01:53:27.960 Yeah, maybe Paul also, but like he's you know, he 2500 01:53:28.159 --> 01:53:30.239 even he I think he's actually playing still, Yeah he plays. 2501 01:53:31.000 --> 01:53:31.960 He's invested for real. 2502 01:53:31.920 --> 01:53:32.119 For real. 2503 01:53:32.279 --> 01:53:34.720 Yeah, I might be because you can get like all 2504 01:53:34.760 --> 01:53:39.640 of the fucking expansions for super cheap. There's playing Riles 2505 01:53:39.680 --> 01:53:39.960 is free. 2506 01:53:40.720 --> 01:53:41.479 Yeah, it's the game. 2507 01:53:41.640 --> 01:53:43.720 I was just free. And you're a comic book for friend, 2508 01:53:43.800 --> 01:53:45.720 So you're gonna see something and be like, oh my god, 2509 01:53:45.760 --> 01:53:46.760 I remember that. Yeah. 2510 01:53:46.840 --> 01:53:48.239 I got some baddies in there too, man. 2511 01:53:48.640 --> 01:53:50.640 I saw him, I saw I saw some more else. 2512 01:53:50.680 --> 01:53:52.760 Just like there's only one woman that I wouldn't fucking 2513 01:53:52.960 --> 01:53:58.359 because he's underaged, like literally everyone else a penny Penny's 2514 01:53:58.479 --> 01:54:00.840 a kid. I don't like the way you said that, though, 2515 01:54:02.239 --> 01:54:05.039 like if like say, yeah, I don't yeah, like I 2516 01:54:05.079 --> 01:54:08.439 could have worded that better. There's I don't know what 2517 01:54:08.520 --> 01:54:12.000 I mean, but like, yes, it just sounds. Didn't think 2518 01:54:12.000 --> 01:54:12.279 about it. 2519 01:54:12.760 --> 01:54:14.840 It sounds it's probably. 2520 01:54:15.000 --> 01:54:17.680 Someone someone could that could be for intrigue, that could 2521 01:54:17.680 --> 01:54:22.680 be that could be clipped out incorrectly, man away and 2522 01:54:22.760 --> 01:54:30.920 kill yourself. It's really weird to think of this, I 2523 01:54:31.000 --> 01:54:33.800 thought even had it a lot. Spider Man is younger 2524 01:54:33.880 --> 01:54:36.000 than me in the comics now, and that freaks me 2525 01:54:36.079 --> 01:54:40.399 to funk out whatever. That bothers me a lot wee loser. 2526 01:54:40.680 --> 01:54:43.479 So I feel about sports like everyone's like younger than me. 2527 01:54:43.560 --> 01:54:45.920 No, like everyone that's like professional playing was like, oh 2528 01:54:45.960 --> 01:54:48.680 my god, these guys are fucking like twenty two and 2529 01:54:48.800 --> 01:54:51.560 ship like I remember being a kid, like, whoa, I 2530 01:54:51.640 --> 01:54:54.199 can't wait to be this old and strong, And I'm like, 2531 01:54:54.279 --> 01:54:54.960 do you remember having that? 2532 01:54:56.239 --> 01:54:59.359 I'm like older, fucking We're definitely talked about this before 2533 01:54:59.520 --> 01:55:01.880 we have to believor it, but do you remember that 2534 01:55:01.960 --> 01:55:04.239 moment in porn for you, Yeah, when you were like, 2535 01:55:04.359 --> 01:55:07.199 when you realize, like, oh, porn stars can be younger. 2536 01:55:07.039 --> 01:55:10.159 Than me, it was a very for me. 2537 01:55:10.439 --> 01:55:12.119 I would I don't like twenty three, I think, and 2538 01:55:12.199 --> 01:55:18.720 I remember being like, oh, when it's when you go 2539 01:55:18.800 --> 01:55:21.119 to the classics, the good old good olds, and you're like, oh, 2540 01:55:21.199 --> 01:55:23.479 she's younger than me, younger than me, now she's in 2541 01:55:23.560 --> 01:55:24.000 that video. 2542 01:55:24.359 --> 01:55:25.960 I don't watch porn enough to have that revel I 2543 01:55:26.000 --> 01:55:27.840 never got that revelation. You know, watch por enough to 2544 01:55:27.840 --> 01:55:29.920 have that revelation. No, I never, you know what, at 2545 01:55:29.960 --> 01:55:31.479 least seven hours a day. 2546 01:55:31.960 --> 01:55:33.680 Seven hours day, I guess I just never because like 2547 01:55:33.920 --> 01:55:34.520 minutes even. 2548 01:55:34.359 --> 01:55:37.840 You talk about the nostalgic thing. I kind of uh it. 2549 01:55:38.319 --> 01:55:40.359 I just I just I don't catch enough stuff to like. 2550 01:55:41.119 --> 01:55:41.760 For that to hit me. 2551 01:55:42.079 --> 01:55:43.760 And I feel like I need a I need to 2552 01:55:43.960 --> 01:55:44.479 remedy that. 2553 01:55:45.720 --> 01:55:48.520 You need to start to do some research and get 2554 01:55:48.560 --> 01:55:51.000 back on all the I remember we talked about cytheria 2555 01:55:51.079 --> 01:55:53.359 for a minute, So maybe I'll do like she must 2556 01:55:53.399 --> 01:55:54.239 have been, well. 2557 01:55:54.199 --> 01:55:56.680 She's probably twenty three or twenty two at the time, 2558 01:55:56.840 --> 01:55:57.199 so she. 2559 01:55:57.279 --> 01:55:59.159 Because she's she's definitely up there now. So now I 2560 01:55:59.199 --> 01:56:00.680 can do that and be like, oh, Wow, I'm way 2561 01:56:00.720 --> 01:56:01.239 older than her. 2562 01:56:02.319 --> 01:56:04.000 Yeah, that's I can do that. I guess now I'm 2563 01:56:04.000 --> 01:56:05.359 gonna go do that. I'm go do it. 2564 01:56:05.880 --> 01:56:09.920 Before back, I would do that. Record your data was 2565 01:56:09.920 --> 01:56:11.920 fucking lazy man. I'll say once I lost my lenks, 2566 01:56:11.960 --> 01:56:12.760 I never went back to it. 2567 01:56:13.479 --> 01:56:15.199 That shit was a fucking crippling experience. 2568 01:56:15.279 --> 01:56:17.439 Bro your links, yeah, because like there was like some 2569 01:56:17.520 --> 01:56:19.359 cool leagues people would have their links saved up and 2570 01:56:19.359 --> 01:56:20.520 then the purge and I'm like, I don't. 2571 01:56:20.399 --> 01:56:21.600 Care, damn. 2572 01:56:21.600 --> 01:56:23.319 I mean it's kind of like losing like an RPG 2573 01:56:23.520 --> 01:56:26.800 character that like you, I built this character up for 2574 01:56:26.880 --> 01:56:31.479 fucking years yeah, and you're like yeah, I nope, can't be. 2575 01:56:31.920 --> 01:56:33.279 It is actually why it took me so long to 2576 01:56:33.319 --> 01:56:36.039 get back to Skyrim, because like my Skyrim character, the 2577 01:56:36.119 --> 01:56:37.640 first one that I played on three sixty was just 2578 01:56:37.720 --> 01:56:39.840 so I invested so much time into that character had 2579 01:56:39.880 --> 01:56:42.439 such a perfect build. I had my entire like idea 2580 01:56:42.600 --> 01:56:45.199 like who who he was? Yeah, I gave him more 2581 01:56:45.399 --> 01:56:46.760 and then I lost it and then I. 2582 01:56:46.840 --> 01:56:49.560 Was like, that's interesting. I need to I would I 2583 01:56:49.600 --> 01:56:50.840 need to pop that back in. I want to see 2584 01:56:50.840 --> 01:56:53.760 my My Skyrim character is so wildly overpowered. For no 2585 01:56:53.920 --> 01:56:54.399 fucking reason. 2586 01:56:54.520 --> 01:56:58.680 My character in the outer is fucking hilarious. I suspect 2587 01:56:58.760 --> 01:57:01.520 all of it into like science and talking. So I've 2588 01:57:01.600 --> 01:57:03.920 just been arguing my way out of conversation or out 2589 01:57:03.960 --> 01:57:06.720 of conflicts. And when I don't, I can like freeze 2590 01:57:06.800 --> 01:57:10.800 time and then like shoot people in specific places to 2591 01:57:10.880 --> 01:57:13.520 do specific like if I shoot, if you shoot somebody 2592 01:57:13.520 --> 01:57:15.439 in the head with like a weaker gun, I'll blind 2593 01:57:15.560 --> 01:57:17.199 them and. 2594 01:57:17.199 --> 01:57:18.000 They're just blind. 2595 01:57:18.119 --> 01:57:19.119 I didn't a mechanic. 2596 01:57:19.199 --> 01:57:19.479 It's cool. 2597 01:57:19.560 --> 01:57:20.960 Yeah, I didn't know it was either, because like I 2598 01:57:21.039 --> 01:57:23.560 didn't speck into like science before. Like if you speaking 2599 01:57:23.600 --> 01:57:24.840 the science, you're like no, It's like okay, I could 2600 01:57:24.880 --> 01:57:28.159 I could weaken or cripple or like stagger or like 2601 01:57:28.399 --> 01:57:30.199 you know, fucking blind. 2602 01:57:30.960 --> 01:57:32.600 It's kind of cool, Like it's a lot more of 2603 01:57:32.640 --> 01:57:33.880 that game than I thought there was a game. 2604 01:57:33.920 --> 01:57:35.520 I didn't give it a lot of credit, and I 2605 01:57:35.560 --> 01:57:37.439 mean I always liked it, but like I didn't really 2606 01:57:37.479 --> 01:57:40.279 delve deep into it anyway. Let's uh, let's do like one. 2607 01:57:41.359 --> 01:57:43.800 I didn't get the fuck out of here, Joshua Jones 2608 01:57:43.840 --> 01:57:47.560 wrote in he says, hello there, snark Lord, Snarkist, Apple Breeze, 2609 01:57:47.600 --> 01:57:49.800 and Swen would you guys ever do a show with 2610 01:57:50.000 --> 01:57:53.199 David Jaffey. I think that'd be hilarious. I think it'd 2611 01:57:53.239 --> 01:57:55.800 be hilarious. Okay, sit down, shut. We've talked about this before. Yeah, 2612 01:57:56.239 --> 01:57:57.640 I think I would. It's just a matter of like 2613 01:57:57.680 --> 01:57:59.000 whether or not he'd be willing to come up here, 2614 01:57:59.039 --> 01:58:01.199 because he's kind of he's kind of far. Actually, I 2615 01:58:01.239 --> 01:58:03.159 thought he was a little bit closer. He's in San Diego, 2616 01:58:03.560 --> 01:58:05.159 so like it's not exactly like he. 2617 01:58:05.159 --> 01:58:05.760 Didn't come up here. 2618 01:58:05.800 --> 01:58:07.880 Would be good, that would be kind of maybe we 2619 01:58:07.920 --> 01:58:08.960 can just make a trip out of it. 2620 01:58:09.560 --> 01:58:13.199 And I want to go to my birthday. Man, did 2621 01:58:13.239 --> 01:58:13.840 you go last time? 2622 01:58:14.039 --> 01:58:14.239 Yeah? 2623 01:58:14.520 --> 01:58:16.840 It was amazing. Oh yeah, that's right. Did you go 2624 01:58:16.880 --> 01:58:18.079 to the zoo to the zoo. 2625 01:58:18.359 --> 01:58:19.000 Any of the animals? 2626 01:58:19.520 --> 01:58:19.920 Yeah? I did. 2627 01:58:21.399 --> 01:58:23.319 That's cool, reasonable question, they certainly so. 2628 01:58:23.560 --> 01:58:25.119 I got I got to be next to a pokeupon 2629 01:58:25.920 --> 01:58:27.479 you ate the poky pine and I was near it. 2630 01:58:27.840 --> 01:58:29.319 I think you said Pokemon. I was like, I don't 2631 01:58:29.359 --> 01:58:34.079 think you understand what the zoo, understand what an animal is? 2632 01:58:34.319 --> 01:58:37.439 Just like only understand somebody. You only understand animals in 2633 01:58:37.479 --> 01:58:41.399 the context of Pokemon, you would be you would be off, 2634 01:58:41.640 --> 01:58:44.600 but like you'd be very off, but like not enough 2635 01:58:44.680 --> 01:58:45.920 to have like a bad life. You know. 2636 01:58:46.159 --> 01:58:49.720 Yeah, you think you think you think you're throwing poke 2637 01:58:49.800 --> 01:58:53.159 balls that at it. You're just throwing rocks rocks at 2638 01:58:53.239 --> 01:58:59.800 this lion. This is like big ass rock I chaot it, 2639 01:59:00.079 --> 01:59:02.279 Let me catch it. You know, why aren't you going 2640 01:59:02.319 --> 01:59:06.119 to the ball? And then it's a fucking dead in 2641 01:59:06.159 --> 01:59:07.880 the line, Helton rocks. 2642 01:59:08.520 --> 01:59:10.600 Let's start cuting to get the hell out of here. 2643 01:59:10.720 --> 01:59:10.920 Yeah. 2644 01:59:11.840 --> 01:59:13.479 I will say, in the last couple days, I've been 2645 01:59:13.600 --> 01:59:16.439 kind of like going crazy with TikTok because I figured, 2646 01:59:16.479 --> 01:59:17.920 like it's the last last stretch. 2647 01:59:18.439 --> 01:59:21.760 Oh yeah, tomorrow was it? Today? Is those twelve o'clock today? Actually? 2648 01:59:22.239 --> 01:59:24.920 I thought it was the Actually I don't know nineteen. Yeah, 2649 01:59:24.920 --> 01:59:31.600 I've stumbled across nineteenth twelve o'clock to day seventeen, eighteenth, seventeenth, 2650 01:59:31.960 --> 01:59:33.640 No on, none of us know what yeah right, yeah right, 2651 01:59:33.640 --> 01:59:39.039 you're right at a mental institution, like no one knows 2652 01:59:39.079 --> 01:59:39.720 what day it is. 2653 01:59:40.680 --> 01:59:42.560 Everybody's like, you want to go to the fucking reason 2654 01:59:42.760 --> 01:59:43.520 like ten minutes. 2655 01:59:43.399 --> 01:59:43.840 Or two days. 2656 01:59:44.880 --> 01:59:50.199 Ye, we literally had to fucking disappear and reappear into 2657 01:59:50.279 --> 01:59:52.920 the fucking place and then we get shot by Secret Service. 2658 01:59:53.479 --> 01:59:54.960 You guys want to go hang out with Donald Trump, 2659 01:59:55.119 --> 01:59:56.520 imagine up on stage for it. 2660 01:59:56.560 --> 02:00:00.439 Just like just standing there, Welcome to our special guests. 2661 02:00:00.640 --> 02:00:05.199 These I'm sure they're all minorities. Two of them are 2662 02:00:05.319 --> 02:00:06.920 kind of big us. You don't know what they are, 2663 02:00:07.520 --> 02:00:10.479 The big black ones, apparently Latino. We love the Latino people. 2664 02:00:10.800 --> 02:00:12.399 He's so scary, but we love him. 2665 02:00:12.640 --> 02:00:15.079 And then we got the small, skittish white one. Apparently 2666 02:00:15.119 --> 02:00:20.279 he's Latino too. I love the white skinned in Latinos. 2667 02:00:20.359 --> 02:00:21.520 Then we got the Latinos. 2668 02:00:21.560 --> 02:00:23.479 They have enough culture, but they don't stick out and 2669 02:00:23.560 --> 02:00:24.720 they don't ruin the color. 2670 02:00:25.319 --> 02:00:28.920 They don't ruin. Then we got the standard nigga in 2671 02:00:28.960 --> 02:00:31.479 the middle somewhere standard nigga. He's not stand he's got 2672 02:00:31.520 --> 02:00:32.159 holes in his ears. 2673 02:00:32.319 --> 02:00:34.520 They say, I graffiti all over his body. 2674 02:00:34.680 --> 02:00:37.359 I really think it's an interesting shout out that they're 2675 02:00:37.399 --> 02:00:40.199 all gonna get seats in office code. Immediately, I'm like, 2676 02:00:40.279 --> 02:00:41.640 I'm sorry, I'm sorry queer people. 2677 02:00:41.640 --> 02:00:44.439 At that point, I'm gonna I would recavoc of society. 2678 02:00:44.479 --> 02:00:46.960 I don't care, sorry queer. So you guys go to 2679 02:00:47.039 --> 02:00:49.960 for this, I'm gonna contribute to your fucking destruction. Would 2680 02:00:50.319 --> 02:00:52.319 I would purposely fuck over the Red States. 2681 02:00:52.840 --> 02:00:57.000 Hor can we get can we make somehow they're less 2682 02:00:57.079 --> 02:00:59.880 oxygen in the Red States? I think that they're just 2683 02:01:00.119 --> 02:01:03.439 is it's probably more actually because it's more like it's 2684 02:01:03.479 --> 02:01:07.279 more like it. So we we we start, we're not 2685 02:01:07.359 --> 02:01:09.359 We're not we're gonna just cut down all the trees, but. 2686 02:01:09.439 --> 02:01:10.000 We have plenty of. 2687 02:01:11.520 --> 02:01:11.880 Houses. 2688 02:01:14.079 --> 02:01:15.960 Just taking an entire forest from like one of those 2689 02:01:15.960 --> 02:01:17.800 places and be like we're bringing this to l A. Sorry, 2690 02:01:18.600 --> 02:01:23.239 we're just bringing entire blocks of Minecraft. It's on squares, 2691 02:01:23.840 --> 02:01:24.560 like the idea. 2692 02:01:24.319 --> 02:01:29.319 Of uses in the middle of what are you doing? 2693 02:01:29.520 --> 02:01:33.960 None of your business? O? There's good, O you Trump, 2694 02:01:34.720 --> 02:01:38.079 I'm good at this, Lord Drum. I have a lot 2695 02:01:38.119 --> 02:01:38.600 of just like. 2696 02:01:40.720 --> 02:01:44.680 There was so much anger directed it, like just why 2697 02:01:44.800 --> 02:01:50.079 couldn't why couldn't you just let us stay retarded? Like 2698 02:01:50.199 --> 02:01:54.159 I really think, I really do think you you ruined everything. 2699 02:01:54.479 --> 02:01:57.840 You started, something you started started, something that you just 2700 02:01:57.960 --> 02:02:01.960 didn't understand. For me, my anger and my rage just 2701 02:02:02.079 --> 02:02:04.239 comes from it comes from one of the Green Party. 2702 02:02:04.319 --> 02:02:06.560 Fuck those niggas. I appreciate what they're trying to do, 2703 02:02:06.680 --> 02:02:10.079 but also like, well, y'all are just so stupid. You're 2704 02:02:10.119 --> 02:02:12.119 like it's like I'm not gonna be side with that 2705 02:02:12.279 --> 02:02:14.239 because that doesn't live on my value is like yes, 2706 02:02:14.720 --> 02:02:17.640 and this guy that's taking reproductive rights doesn't. They're no 2707 02:02:17.800 --> 02:02:22.640 longer oh interesting oil Derek's. They're now oil trumps Oil. 2708 02:02:23.479 --> 02:02:26.399 They're oil trumps, and they're gonna be one inside of 2709 02:02:26.600 --> 02:02:28.279 every Patriots home. 2710 02:02:29.680 --> 02:02:32.520 We're gonna put a little nuclear egg inside every house. 2711 02:02:35.920 --> 02:02:38.039 It's like a joke thing, I'm pretty sure. But like 2712 02:02:38.159 --> 02:02:40.600 and somebody managed to get a hold of the Enron 2713 02:02:40.720 --> 02:02:45.119 company and like they own Enron now someone, so they've 2714 02:02:45.119 --> 02:02:47.520 they they've been putting out these fake things where there's 2715 02:02:47.760 --> 02:02:50.079 where it's like almost like a Steve Jobs like Ted 2716 02:02:50.159 --> 02:02:52.119 Talk kind of thing. Yeah, where it's like we've invented 2717 02:02:52.199 --> 02:02:55.880 a fucking Enron nuclear egg they're gonna put in every 2718 02:02:55.880 --> 02:02:57.920 single house and it's gonna let you fucking it's gonna 2719 02:02:57.920 --> 02:03:00.640 give you all sorts of silly little powers. But it's 2720 02:03:00.720 --> 02:03:03.600 like it's it's done like really earnestly. It's like a 2721 02:03:03.640 --> 02:03:06.800 guy giving like a like like he's Steve Jobs. I 2722 02:03:06.840 --> 02:03:09.960 saw it on Twitter. Yeah it's obviously not you know, 2723 02:03:10.199 --> 02:03:12.399 I get it. Anyone's not making a nuclear head. 2724 02:03:12.840 --> 02:03:14.359 But like I just love the idea of just something. 2725 02:03:14.439 --> 02:03:16.720 I love the idea of taking like a disgraced company 2726 02:03:17.760 --> 02:03:20.720 that's that's like in the dirt, buying it and resurrecting 2727 02:03:20.760 --> 02:03:23.920 it as like a joke. That I love that idea, that. 2728 02:03:23.960 --> 02:03:25.199 Stuff that I would do if I had a lot 2729 02:03:25.239 --> 02:03:26.800 of money, if I had a stupid amount of money, 2730 02:03:26.840 --> 02:03:28.520 for sure, I want to do that. You got to 2731 02:03:28.520 --> 02:03:30.159 find a really cheap company, like. 2732 02:03:30.159 --> 02:03:32.920 I would have bought Radio Shack and turned Radio Shack. 2733 02:03:33.600 --> 02:03:36.119 So what asshole bought Radio Shack. Some stupid asshole bought 2734 02:03:36.159 --> 02:03:39.239 it that didn't deserve it, damn it. I can't remember. 2735 02:03:39.239 --> 02:03:41.720 It might have been that Steve person to was that 2736 02:03:41.800 --> 02:03:43.079 idiot that we're trying to sell all the. 2737 02:03:44.960 --> 02:03:48.520 Shrelly or screll Yeah, yeah, he might have bought radio 2738 02:03:48.600 --> 02:03:51.439 somebody like that bought it. Itssed. I would buy Radio Shack, 2739 02:03:51.560 --> 02:03:55.079 and I would sell nothing but radios that had Shack's 2740 02:03:55.079 --> 02:03:55.399 face on. 2741 02:03:56.000 --> 02:03:58.199 Yeah, yes, Shack like radios. 2742 02:03:58.279 --> 02:04:01.880 Yeah literally, but it would be still Radio Shack. But 2743 02:04:05.960 --> 02:04:08.680 I remember signing off on this Radio Shock is so 2744 02:04:08.760 --> 02:04:12.840 funny because it's like it sounds like an old company. Yeah, 2745 02:04:13.319 --> 02:04:14.960 just the name, Like I remember, even when I was 2746 02:04:15.000 --> 02:04:17.199 a kid like it's it's a shack. 2747 02:04:17.359 --> 02:04:19.560 It's like not even like radio is an old company, 2748 02:04:19.560 --> 02:04:21.000 isn't it right? 2749 02:04:21.039 --> 02:04:23.600 But like it's not like even Best by Best Bye 2750 02:04:23.600 --> 02:04:25.359 doesn't sound old, you know what I mean? 2751 02:04:26.560 --> 02:04:29.680 Target even even like you remember the Best Brandy changed 2752 02:04:29.720 --> 02:04:31.359 it on their logo. Circuit City is kind of like 2753 02:04:31.520 --> 02:04:34.199 I love Circuit City awesome, but it's like it's the 2754 02:04:34.359 --> 02:04:37.840 name Circuit City is a very apropos to, like it's time. 2755 02:04:38.199 --> 02:04:41.920 Yeah circuits like a man, Yeah, circretary were you? I'm 2756 02:04:41.920 --> 02:04:43.880 pretty sure kids don't even know what a circuit is now, 2757 02:04:44.159 --> 02:04:54.079 No I barely do. Yeah if I know, killer By 2758 02:04:54.079 --> 02:04:54.800 in this room right now. 2759 02:04:55.760 --> 02:05:00.239 It's kind of like pizza hat. At least pizza least 2760 02:05:00.279 --> 02:05:03.720 food is at least food is timeless, though pizza Hut 2761 02:05:03.960 --> 02:05:07.960 is Hut is old, but like pizzas like it even old. 2762 02:05:08.479 --> 02:05:12.520 One has pizza dude, Round one has like pizza that 2763 02:05:12.680 --> 02:05:15.520 is rivals Pizza Hut actually because like Pizza Hut, like. 2764 02:05:15.520 --> 02:05:18.399 It's like these rivals pizza Like that's like as a 2765 02:05:18.520 --> 02:05:20.640 fucking comemn, like sounds kind of good. 2766 02:05:20.680 --> 02:05:22.159 Though there's the thing I like, I like a pizza 2767 02:05:22.199 --> 02:05:24.279 pizza Pizza Hut exactly. 2768 02:05:24.319 --> 02:05:27.319 It's that I rarely ever have the pizza boy where 2769 02:05:27.319 --> 02:05:29.439 we grew up, the dining one. I like Pizza Hut. 2770 02:05:29.479 --> 02:05:31.079 There, it's the same pizza. 2771 02:05:31.279 --> 02:05:33.039 It's not the same. I promise you it's not the same. 2772 02:05:33.319 --> 02:05:37.119 Okay, all right, go bring some pizza from go right down. 2773 02:05:37.319 --> 02:05:38.119 Actually it is. 2774 02:05:38.279 --> 02:05:40.600 Yeah, it's like a fucking diner. Go walk. Oh it's 2775 02:05:40.600 --> 02:05:43.039 not pizza anymore as a diner. Well then how can we. 2776 02:05:43.079 --> 02:05:47.880 Ever prove this? Yeah? Damned, I told the truth. I 2777 02:05:47.960 --> 02:05:51.560 do think dining Pizza Hut is better than like, you know, 2778 02:05:51.680 --> 02:05:54.199 it to dining. But then, but also, why the funk 2779 02:05:54.199 --> 02:05:56.479 would you dine in at Pizza HUTU that's kind of 2780 02:05:56.600 --> 02:05:59.039 we did. We did. Want my mistake, You're like, oh, 2781 02:05:59.079 --> 02:06:00.720 this is pretty fucking good. You went back, and I 2782 02:06:00.840 --> 02:06:02.880 like it. I did once and then I shadow over myself. 2783 02:06:04.479 --> 02:06:08.000 Damn that was bad. I like, I don't know, man, 2784 02:06:08.039 --> 02:06:09.319 Pizza Hut's not good. 2785 02:06:09.680 --> 02:06:11.880 But it's I don't know, there's it's kind of like 2786 02:06:11.960 --> 02:06:14.600 the Tartino is kind of heat up pizza, where it's like, 2787 02:06:14.680 --> 02:06:17.199 this isn't pizza. But sometimes I'm in the mood for this. 2788 02:06:18.000 --> 02:06:20.680 Those ones, those I know exactly what you mean, yeah, 2789 02:06:20.680 --> 02:06:22.199 I feel the same way. It's it's a mood thing. 2790 02:06:22.800 --> 02:06:24.479 If I'm in the mood for pizza, I'm not thinking 2791 02:06:24.479 --> 02:06:27.079 of Pizza Hut. But if sometimes I'm like, oh like 2792 02:06:27.880 --> 02:06:29.640 pizza Hut just sometimes. 2793 02:06:29.680 --> 02:06:32.600 Actually I would buy the stuffed crust part of it 2794 02:06:32.840 --> 02:06:33.439 just alone. 2795 02:06:33.600 --> 02:06:36.880 Obviously I don't like Pizza Hut. Pizza bread to sweet. 2796 02:06:37.560 --> 02:06:40.880 The bread tastes sweet, to the bread sweet, I don't 2797 02:06:40.880 --> 02:06:44.760 think so taste. I'm like, it has a nice buttery taste. 2798 02:06:44.760 --> 02:06:46.520 Doing to like it. I'm a fan of sweet. 2799 02:06:46.520 --> 02:06:47.920 I lovest man, I love it. 2800 02:06:48.079 --> 02:06:48.439 It's good. 2801 02:06:48.800 --> 02:06:49.479 Crust is awesome. 2802 02:06:50.359 --> 02:06:55.199 Sometimes I order a stuff cutter and then I literally a. 2803 02:06:55.199 --> 02:07:03.159 Pizza, guys, fly, I have I have ostensibly done that. 2804 02:07:04.000 --> 02:07:05.119 What do you mean you've done that? 2805 02:07:05.640 --> 02:07:08.079 So I've so like I ordered the stuff crust for 2806 02:07:08.159 --> 02:07:10.359 the crush, and the pizza is like a byproduct of it. 2807 02:07:10.479 --> 02:07:11.920 And I eat the pizza and then I eat the crust, 2808 02:07:11.920 --> 02:07:12.960 and I eat the pizza and eateth the crust, and 2809 02:07:13.000 --> 02:07:14.199 then I get to a certain point where I'm like, 2810 02:07:15.560 --> 02:07:21.000 maybe there's three slices left. It's just the crust, the crust. 2811 02:07:21.079 --> 02:07:22.560 I'm eating the crust and I'm throwing the pizza. 2812 02:07:23.800 --> 02:07:26.920 I also sometimes just eat the cheese and the toppings 2813 02:07:27.039 --> 02:07:28.760 and then throw the rest of the like I've had enough. 2814 02:07:28.800 --> 02:07:30.880 I've had enough of the dough, like I'm kind of 2815 02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:32.399 for there's so much. 2816 02:07:32.479 --> 02:07:33.119 I'm like, I'm good. 2817 02:07:33.199 --> 02:07:37.520 So then there's Pizza Hut and and Domino's. Say I 2818 02:07:37.560 --> 02:07:39.760 don't Domino's. I feel one day they're gonna expose and 2819 02:07:40.039 --> 02:07:41.600 I have a huge lawsuit because they do something to 2820 02:07:41.640 --> 02:07:46.000 their cheese that's not I've never tasted anywhere else. They 2821 02:07:46.039 --> 02:07:48.520 have a specific cheese flavor that I'm like, what the 2822 02:07:48.600 --> 02:07:49.279 fuck is in here? 2823 02:07:49.800 --> 02:07:53.840 I like it, yeah, but it's not just mozzarella. 2824 02:07:54.159 --> 02:07:56.760 There's something in it that is I don't know. They 2825 02:07:56.800 --> 02:07:59.239 found an angel molested it and then liquefied it and 2826 02:07:59.319 --> 02:08:00.159 its Yeah. 2827 02:08:00.239 --> 02:08:02.399 It put something in it that I just can't I 2828 02:08:02.520 --> 02:08:05.119 have never chased anywhere else. Anyway, we're gonna read our 2829 02:08:05.159 --> 02:08:08.680 twenty five We're gonna read our twenty five dollars. Patients. 2830 02:08:08.680 --> 02:08:10.239 Remember, go over to Patreon, concess it's not tanking. You 2831 02:08:10.239 --> 02:08:12.279 can support the show right in. I get your questions, 2832 02:08:12.279 --> 02:08:14.600 asked to early access all that stuff. Jump on in. 2833 02:08:16.520 --> 02:08:19.199 Count me down three to one. 2834 02:08:22.039 --> 02:08:22.880 I don't want to read it. 2835 02:08:24.520 --> 02:08:25.439 Just speaks over. 2836 02:08:28.359 --> 02:08:33.000 All, right, the homeless person, the homeless person in between 2837 02:08:33.039 --> 02:08:35.119 Sweeney's teeth, a squid starship. 2838 02:08:35.439 --> 02:08:37.399 Don't make a colon a promise if you know you 2839 02:08:37.479 --> 02:08:39.279 can't keep it. Am a throwing. 2840 02:08:41.439 --> 02:08:43.279 You know. What I noticed sometimes is that like I'll 2841 02:08:43.359 --> 02:08:47.239 read names and It'll be like, maybe like the fifteenth 2842 02:08:47.399 --> 02:08:51.079 time that I'll read a name fourteen times that I've 2843 02:08:51.119 --> 02:08:53.279 read the name beforehand, you have no reaction to it, 2844 02:08:53.600 --> 02:08:56.760 and then for some reason the fifteenth time, you're like, 2845 02:08:57.560 --> 02:08:58.399 that's funny. 2846 02:09:00.119 --> 02:09:03.279 That I laughed at Derek trying to fucking stealthily grab 2847 02:09:03.359 --> 02:09:03.840 his food. 2848 02:09:04.000 --> 02:09:09.319 Okay, but but sometimes that does happen. It's like I 2849 02:09:09.399 --> 02:09:09.680 noticed it. 2850 02:09:09.760 --> 02:09:12.560 It's it's very funny. Is that is that the Rocks 2851 02:09:12.720 --> 02:09:17.319 drink that, the Rocks Energy drink nice, the Tropical punch 2852 02:09:17.439 --> 02:09:22.039 flavor is stupid good, and then the rest of their flavors. 2853 02:09:23.039 --> 02:09:25.840 It's like Simon Butts, what I guess? Yeah, essentially, you 2854 02:09:25.960 --> 02:09:29.239 know the brothers, right, they look like black people to me. 2855 02:09:29.720 --> 02:09:31.840 I don't know why they look like that when they try. 2856 02:09:32.279 --> 02:09:34.680 I think they definitely try. I think they definitely insinuated. 2857 02:09:34.920 --> 02:09:37.880 They act like they act like they try their hard, 2858 02:09:38.079 --> 02:09:40.000 they their yea, their. 2859 02:09:39.840 --> 02:09:40.880 Actions especial. 2860 02:09:42.079 --> 02:09:46.000 Outlaw on them. But if you look at them before 2861 02:09:46.279 --> 02:09:48.439 they when when they first like look at them when 2862 02:09:48.439 --> 02:09:49.000 they first. 2863 02:09:48.840 --> 02:09:49.439 Burst in onto this. 2864 02:09:49.760 --> 02:09:52.439 Their dad in general is there. Rakes their dad right, 2865 02:09:52.920 --> 02:09:58.760 and Rakish look looks niggai Ish particularly him like. 2866 02:09:58.880 --> 02:10:01.159 She sounds like I mean fans. 2867 02:10:01.960 --> 02:10:05.560 I mean, they're just there. When they first came out, 2868 02:10:05.600 --> 02:10:08.239 they were like verry, they addressed their tribal ship and 2869 02:10:08.239 --> 02:10:10.560 they just looked at some But then they were like, 2870 02:10:10.720 --> 02:10:13.319 oh day one ish and they would come out all 2871 02:10:13.399 --> 02:10:15.199 fucking hard and ship and I was like, these niggas 2872 02:10:15.199 --> 02:10:18.119 are black. Now they look every every I know. I 2873 02:10:18.239 --> 02:10:20.159 know a few moments I know once someone that there's 2874 02:10:20.199 --> 02:10:21.439 not these people that you're talking. 2875 02:10:23.319 --> 02:10:23.479 One. 2876 02:10:23.800 --> 02:10:25.640 So they don't like make content house or anything. 2877 02:10:25.720 --> 02:10:28.359 Right, it's easy way to tell you see if the 2878 02:10:28.600 --> 02:10:29.399 thing goes off. 2879 02:10:30.119 --> 02:10:34.279 Big thing, mine goes off in my house with out 2880 02:10:34.279 --> 02:10:35.960 really yeah, out one. I don't have one of those 2881 02:10:36.000 --> 02:10:38.279 in my house. You hear sometimes talking about it and 2882 02:10:38.319 --> 02:10:41.800 I'm like, huh, it. 2883 02:10:41.880 --> 02:10:45.399 Is funny though, like there's it is funny that that 2884 02:10:45.560 --> 02:10:48.880 is something that is like reliably found on the interne. 2885 02:10:48.880 --> 02:10:51.439 I've seen so many videos and it's just it's an 2886 02:10:51.560 --> 02:10:54.119 it's normal, it's completely normal content. It's just like some 2887 02:10:54.199 --> 02:10:56.119 black guy talking about something and it's all like the 2888 02:10:56.159 --> 02:10:58.199 fucking beep of the of the alarm. It's like, why 2889 02:10:58.319 --> 02:10:59.239 is it so like? 2890 02:10:59.439 --> 02:11:01.560 What what is it about it? I don't know why, 2891 02:11:01.600 --> 02:11:04.199 because money should like a frequency. Is there like a 2892 02:11:04.239 --> 02:11:07.279 scientific I think we just ignore it, like all the batteries. 2893 02:11:07.600 --> 02:11:08.600 I'll be fine, leave the battle. 2894 02:11:09.199 --> 02:11:09.920 It's so crazy. 2895 02:11:09.960 --> 02:11:11.880 That would drive me insane. The beep to me is 2896 02:11:11.960 --> 02:11:15.960 nuts because so many houses now just have them wired in. Yeah, 2897 02:11:16.039 --> 02:11:18.439 so that you don't need batteries anymore. You know, most 2898 02:11:18.560 --> 02:11:21.520 niggas ain't getting modern houses. Well it's not even you 2899 02:11:21.680 --> 02:11:24.640 get you get it reway whatever? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 2900 02:11:24.680 --> 02:11:26.760 fair enough. Fair We already got to rail back to 2901 02:11:26.920 --> 02:11:29.680 argument right back before you continue. No go go they 2902 02:11:31.119 --> 02:11:33.720 particularly because I know I know someones that look like 2903 02:11:33.760 --> 02:11:36.600 you taking too long flexing different from different flexing. 2904 02:11:37.239 --> 02:11:39.720 Some of them the veteran flex has been playing the Day. 2905 02:11:39.640 --> 02:11:42.439 One features like me and I'm like, what's this. 2906 02:11:44.199 --> 02:11:47.199 Sweeney going King Kong mode at the local elementary school 2907 02:11:47.439 --> 02:11:52.439 and throwing thirty seven children? What throwing thirty seven children? 2908 02:11:53.079 --> 02:11:58.000 Off of the roof, plankton and the cum bucket nice 2909 02:11:58.560 --> 02:12:01.199 A thousand ways to die com aedish that's given. 2910 02:12:02.439 --> 02:12:03.319 Into each mouth. 2911 02:12:03.439 --> 02:12:05.800 Some come must fall, but too much, too much is 2912 02:12:05.880 --> 02:12:09.479 falling in mine, into each man. Some dick must go. 2913 02:12:09.840 --> 02:12:11.359 Where that the sun don't shine? 2914 02:12:12.000 --> 02:12:24.199 Uh uh nowhere, uh nowhere, one by one uh. My 2915 02:12:24.319 --> 02:12:27.199 periperals have been they've been trained to be so focused 2916 02:12:27.239 --> 02:12:29.199 in on like one window that I've I've been forced 2917 02:12:29.199 --> 02:12:32.159 to pay extra attention to everything. I don't see what 2918 02:12:32.319 --> 02:12:33.000 am I looking at? 2919 02:12:36.399 --> 02:12:37.239 Why is why? 2920 02:12:37.359 --> 02:12:37.800 What is this? 2921 02:12:37.960 --> 02:12:39.479 Why is it doing? What is it? What is it? 2922 02:12:45.760 --> 02:12:46.880 I don't see what the problem is? 2923 02:12:49.399 --> 02:12:49.840 Fair enough? 2924 02:12:50.640 --> 02:12:51.279 What is going on? 2925 02:12:51.960 --> 02:12:58.439 Chips ahoy cookies created? Damn it? You maybe want to 2926 02:12:58.479 --> 02:13:02.680 chip chip chi want to have a chip a hoy 2927 02:13:02.720 --> 02:13:03.359 in my fridge? 2928 02:13:06.319 --> 02:13:10.840 Having one loose chip a Hoy in you fridge is 2929 02:13:11.039 --> 02:13:14.760 fucking die in a bag A bag dude. 2930 02:13:14.800 --> 02:13:19.279 I went. I had an experience. 2931 02:13:21.039 --> 02:13:23.239 I was at a friend's house. I won't name names. 2932 02:13:25.600 --> 02:13:29.239 They had pizza in their fridge. Loose no. 2933 02:13:33.279 --> 02:13:36.359 Loose, dude, savage. I know it can't be my house. 2934 02:13:36.520 --> 02:13:40.079 It's not because I would die, It's not I would savage. 2935 02:13:41.119 --> 02:13:45.319 Loose do I know the person. No, okay, no one 2936 02:13:45.359 --> 02:13:47.479 I care about thing now, But I was just like, wow, 2937 02:13:47.640 --> 02:13:49.600 I don't know people live like that. Man. I would 2938 02:13:49.760 --> 02:13:53.000 rather I think I'd rather be evicted on the street. 2939 02:13:53.000 --> 02:13:57.239 I'd rather be evicted on the street viciously. The lesson, 2940 02:13:57.239 --> 02:14:01.479 I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking that's real fear for you. 2941 02:14:09.880 --> 02:14:15.199 Respond to that threat nothing nowhere, one by one, leaving 2942 02:14:15.239 --> 02:14:17.520 a trail of pre come like a snail. Uh. 2943 02:14:17.800 --> 02:14:20.399 Did you guys call the short bus in elementary school 2944 02:14:20.439 --> 02:14:21.000 the dark cart? 2945 02:14:21.840 --> 02:14:21.960 Uh? 2946 02:14:22.520 --> 02:14:27.199 Berserker Broley gap shotting, Sweeney gas shoting is crazy? Uh? 2947 02:14:27.399 --> 02:14:28.000 The sloker? 2948 02:14:28.199 --> 02:14:30.960 Want to know how I got these chromosomes? Make make 2949 02:14:31.039 --> 02:14:32.800 a gayer version of the y m c A em 2950 02:14:32.880 --> 02:14:33.960 it Tillon like a villain. 2951 02:14:39.720 --> 02:14:40.159 I'm sorry. 2952 02:14:41.279 --> 02:14:42.840 Uh, I'm telling like a villain in the end of 2953 02:14:42.880 --> 02:14:47.119 Jones yelling your name is Toby, I bite children, Gandalf 2954 02:14:47.199 --> 02:14:48.680 send me that ballery where he belongs to. 2955 02:14:48.800 --> 02:14:50.960 The nation, Switch to got revealed. We got to talk 2956 02:14:51.000 --> 02:14:52.880 about that? Oh we did? 2957 02:14:52.960 --> 02:14:54.920 We did, forget to talk about that, which goes to 2958 02:14:55.039 --> 02:14:59.439 show how little it matters. Like I don't look it 2959 02:14:59.479 --> 02:15:00.479 looks cool whatever like. 2960 02:15:00.520 --> 02:15:03.880 It looks it. I didn't even see it trending. What the. 2961 02:15:09.159 --> 02:15:12.239 Genuinely genuinely caught me by a little, a little, a 2962 02:15:12.279 --> 02:15:22.680 little silly surprise. Have these things reminds me of the 2963 02:15:23.039 --> 02:15:25.079 you have that fucking Oh my god, it was like 2964 02:15:25.159 --> 02:15:26.960 a stupid image. Do you remember that stupid image of 2965 02:15:27.000 --> 02:15:30.079 the ugly fucking like two thousand and nine or something. 2966 02:15:30.159 --> 02:15:34.000 It was like like a balding guy with like ponytails 2967 02:15:34.000 --> 02:15:37.079 and he had like fucked up lips. No, oh god, 2968 02:15:37.159 --> 02:15:40.359 damn it. It was somebody in the chat you're saying, 2969 02:15:40.439 --> 02:15:45.800 chat in the chat, chat chat, somebody listening. Somebody listening 2970 02:15:46.000 --> 02:15:47.960 must know what this is. It was like the earliest 2971 02:15:48.000 --> 02:15:51.760 example of like just like an ugly, just fucking photoshop 2972 02:15:51.880 --> 02:15:56.720 ship post of a person. I I kind of feel 2973 02:15:56.760 --> 02:15:58.680 like I know what you're doing a lot of memes earlier, early, 2974 02:15:58.800 --> 02:16:01.000 I know exactly. It almost looked a little bit like 2975 02:16:01.560 --> 02:16:04.079 ding fries are done, almost a little bit, but not exactly. 2976 02:16:04.119 --> 02:16:05.239 I think I know what you're talking about. I think 2977 02:16:05.239 --> 02:16:06.680 I know how I can find it. Yeah, look look 2978 02:16:06.720 --> 02:16:10.239 at look it up. Let me see if old ass 2979 02:16:10.359 --> 02:16:11.960 ugly thing like I don't even know what to look. 2980 02:16:12.039 --> 02:16:15.119 I think I know, I think I something I can 2981 02:16:15.199 --> 02:16:17.359 find it through a meme that I you'll know it 2982 02:16:17.520 --> 02:16:18.680 immediately when you see it. 2983 02:16:18.760 --> 02:16:20.159 I don't know if this is it, but I'm gonna 2984 02:16:20.199 --> 02:16:20.680 try to find it. 2985 02:16:21.439 --> 02:16:23.359 I hope it is anyway you look for it. I'll 2986 02:16:23.439 --> 02:16:27.520 keep reading Domination Vana the Dead Brill helped my grandma 2987 02:16:27.560 --> 02:16:29.000 cross the street and kick her in the gutter. The 2988 02:16:29.039 --> 02:16:32.360 sketch is Sweeney's alt skin jingle Balls, dingle balls, dinga 2989 02:16:32.360 --> 02:16:32.719 balls cock. 2990 02:16:32.879 --> 02:16:34.120 Who's the skinniest penis of the three? 2991 02:16:34.200 --> 02:16:35.479 You h only get the moon for you who I'm 2992 02:16:35.479 --> 02:16:39.040 a dumb ass for not thinking silliest white one piece 2993 02:16:39.360 --> 02:16:41.520 is about killing Jews. Just ask usan hiring a boat 2994 02:16:41.559 --> 02:16:45.360 Obama to kill my boyfriend and not giving me enough attention. 2995 02:16:45.799 --> 02:16:48.280 For not giving me enough attention, Sandy the man whose 2996 02:16:48.440 --> 02:16:51.559 handies are God, tear and make me and make me Randy, 2997 02:16:52.719 --> 02:16:58.319 make me Randy is insane, like Randy marsh coming all 2998 02:16:58.319 --> 02:17:01.760 over himself. That's fucking crazy. Getting murdered by the entire 2999 02:17:01.840 --> 02:17:06.479 United States military because some dog looked some dog used 3000 02:17:06.479 --> 02:17:07.600 to wor at the White House to the tune of 3001 02:17:07.680 --> 02:17:12.040 schism by tool. I know my penis fits if shitting 3002 02:17:12.639 --> 02:17:16.440 comes cool, and consider me Miles gay death Jack the 3003 02:17:16.479 --> 02:17:20.000 world's fastest Mallori following Chriss twenty thirteen. I apologize. You 3004 02:17:20.159 --> 02:17:22.280 can't take back what your booty hole received. 3005 02:17:22.719 --> 02:17:22.959 Chris. 3006 02:17:23.159 --> 02:17:26.440 It's not retreading, it's called a callback. Read a comedy book, 3007 02:17:26.440 --> 02:17:30.719 you unenlightened bohemian wretch. Give us more Majan red dead retemption. 3008 02:17:32.399 --> 02:17:35.239 If Chris was a roller coaster, he'd be the midget spinner. 3009 02:17:36.239 --> 02:17:40.040 Yeah, fucking me, that's crazy. Not a midget. I'm small 3010 02:17:40.159 --> 02:17:44.200 but huge. 3011 02:17:44.600 --> 02:17:51.799 Nicholas Berlanga full name, Oh Hugo, Hugo, Nicholas Berlanga full name. 3012 02:17:51.840 --> 02:17:53.239 I have no shame, big. 3013 02:17:53.200 --> 02:17:56.440 Meat hees thinks thousand thousand thousand up, three million up, 3014 02:17:56.479 --> 02:17:59.360 six billion up, nine trillion up, twelve quadrillion up, fifteen 3015 02:17:59.399 --> 02:18:00.920 quinzillion up a teen. I did my homework and I 3016 02:18:00.959 --> 02:18:03.200 play outside now. Andy the man who's handies on our 3017 02:18:03.239 --> 02:18:07.440 back to s Tire and Forever Dandy, John Jack and 3018 02:18:07.719 --> 02:18:11.920 Arthur pissing on Micah Gay Song of the South, schlog 3019 02:18:12.000 --> 02:18:19.799 in my mouth, God damn it. I live in Texas, 3020 02:18:19.920 --> 02:18:22.520 going off to Vegas. I ain't in t I live 3021 02:18:22.559 --> 02:18:26.920 in Texas. Ain't going to Vegas to eat Roadhouse the 3022 02:18:27.040 --> 02:18:30.399 in game currency in call of duty is called cp gids. 3023 02:18:30.559 --> 02:18:34.000 Sucking on profile profilazine. Can't put down the cock. Every 3024 02:18:34.079 --> 02:18:35.840 time you take a hiatus, the world falls apart. 3025 02:18:35.959 --> 02:18:40.399 I know, slipping on Promanthazen and the ad voice Red Robin. Come. 3026 02:18:41.559 --> 02:18:45.239 Uh, he's longer, hard Oh my god, what the fuck? 3027 02:18:45.479 --> 02:18:49.239 He let me snip in on promantazine? 3028 02:18:49.879 --> 02:18:52.360 All right, he's longer, harder and thicker too. He's got 3029 02:18:52.399 --> 02:18:54.959 a big member with hot white goo. Huh, gig the 3030 02:18:55.040 --> 02:19:02.600 gay dong, the gay No, I'm found. It's dude, I'm 3031 02:19:02.680 --> 02:19:03.520 gonna lose your tube. 3032 02:19:03.520 --> 02:19:06.239 Search engine sucks so much, dick. The video that I'm 3033 02:19:06.239 --> 02:19:08.360 looking for, I can't find it. It's just showing me 3034 02:19:08.440 --> 02:19:11.479 nothing much shorts and ugly relevant stuff that is irrelevant. 3035 02:19:13.360 --> 02:19:14.520 It pisses me off because. 3036 02:19:14.280 --> 02:19:18.520 I feel like it's been a profilacine become. I fell love. 3037 02:19:19.319 --> 02:19:25.280 Oh my god, my god, I know that video this, yeah, 3038 02:19:25.280 --> 02:19:27.440 because I was. It was a part of a I 3039 02:19:27.479 --> 02:19:30.799 looked up creepy, ugly mean face. It's the first thing 3040 02:19:30.840 --> 02:19:32.639 that came up. It probably would have been easier for 3041 02:19:32.719 --> 02:19:33.200 me to do that. 3042 02:19:33.280 --> 02:19:37.159 It's more higher res than I remember. Thy remastered this. 3043 02:19:37.760 --> 02:19:42.239 I think it probably probably AI. 3044 02:19:41.000 --> 02:19:44.959 Or something disgusting. I hated this image so deeply. 3045 02:19:45.319 --> 02:19:47.920 God, I can't fight. It's so stupid. 3046 02:19:47.959 --> 02:19:49.440 Why is YouTube sucks so bad? 3047 02:19:49.559 --> 02:19:54.159 Now? Yeah, everything's I can't find anything I'm looking for. 3048 02:19:55.040 --> 02:19:56.840 What YouTube sucks? Now? What do you mean? 3049 02:19:57.159 --> 02:19:59.079 I thought competition made better products. 3050 02:20:00.239 --> 02:20:04.399 The amount of shorts it's showing me. Okay, so that 3051 02:20:04.479 --> 02:20:09.040 guy needs to be killed just videos, stop, dude. I 3052 02:20:09.120 --> 02:20:09.440 hate that. 3053 02:20:09.799 --> 02:20:12.920 Ruined my fucking days. The longer Hard people equal Ga 3054 02:20:13.040 --> 02:20:15.000 Kevin Durant's feet doctor man lover Hard learned to stop 3055 02:20:15.040 --> 02:20:16.399 wearing and love the cock. Fuck you, I ain't paying 3056 02:20:16.399 --> 02:20:19.760 my TV license, bitch, mister pants teaching several chimps patois 3057 02:20:21.319 --> 02:20:23.440 so they can, uh so they can and will rape 3058 02:20:23.520 --> 02:20:28.040 Sweeney to death. Fucking fuck face. Unstoppable crash Manicoot ex 3059 02:20:28.120 --> 02:20:34.200 Jimir cry Crossover virtual insanity, so virtual sinanity, Like, okay, 3060 02:20:34.280 --> 02:20:36.680 that's a cute idea, but Crashman foot extra mer Quai. 3061 02:20:36.760 --> 02:20:41.639 All that I can imagine is King sliding towards the 3062 02:20:41.680 --> 02:20:44.360 camera as the as the boulder is like behind them. 3063 02:20:44.879 --> 02:20:47.719 Like there's there's levels of crash where you're like running 3064 02:20:47.719 --> 02:20:48.360 towards the camera. 3065 02:20:48.760 --> 02:20:51.760 Yeah, so like I hate that ship. I hate that 3066 02:20:51.879 --> 02:20:55.319 ship running those O my god, I'm like I can't 3067 02:20:55.319 --> 02:20:59.280 see what's coming up sometimes I can't. The Sonic Games 3068 02:20:59.319 --> 02:20:59.920 that the difficult. 3069 02:21:00.159 --> 02:21:02.399 That's what I felt about the Sonic Games actually, just 3070 02:21:02.399 --> 02:21:05.000 like yeah, it's a game going right exactly, but like 3071 02:21:05.079 --> 02:21:06.920 it's a size scroller and you're like you're going fast, 3072 02:21:06.959 --> 02:21:08.479 but like you can only see like three ft in front. 3073 02:21:08.959 --> 02:21:12.440 We're not moving fast. I guess. I guess I'm autistic. 3074 02:21:12.479 --> 02:21:15.520 So my brain was like, I understand this. You don't 3075 02:21:15.520 --> 02:21:17.719 know what you're gonna land on sometimes, like there's like 3076 02:21:17.840 --> 02:21:21.959 a fucking lava. Sometimes I like the I like the 3077 02:21:22.040 --> 02:21:26.360 idea of Jamqui running. Uh, Like this Crash is spinning 3078 02:21:26.440 --> 02:21:29.319 so fast, gamer is getting pulled towards him like it's 3079 02:21:29.479 --> 02:21:30.079 like a cycle. 3080 02:21:30.319 --> 02:21:32.719 Yeah, I was thinking, just destroyed the entire sit you know, 3081 02:21:32.799 --> 02:21:35.879 like he's just fucking spy. Wow, couch is flying everywhere 3082 02:21:35.879 --> 02:21:36.399 and ship. 3083 02:21:36.680 --> 02:21:39.120 He goes straight through the Jameric Wives. 3084 02:21:41.079 --> 02:21:43.760 Heavy crashes. 3085 02:21:44.360 --> 02:21:48.360 Uh, Crash is ruining the city. He's he's spinny being 3086 02:21:48.440 --> 02:21:54.079 through Crash band the code and it's always scary the 3087 02:21:54.200 --> 02:21:59.479 way he spins in ruins everything kill him. Context Cortex 3088 02:22:00.959 --> 02:22:01.840 A long time question. 3089 02:22:01.879 --> 02:22:04.239 Ask your first Time listener, Jolly old dipshit Ace of 3090 02:22:04.399 --> 02:22:08.280 the Ace of Parades, Navi R and B singer Mary J. 3091 02:22:08.399 --> 02:22:16.680 Bligger so stupid because you make my ass ach. Yah, 3092 02:22:16.719 --> 02:22:17.719 you make my ass ache. 3093 02:22:17.840 --> 02:22:19.840 Earthquake, earth ache. 3094 02:22:21.040 --> 02:22:24.239 Y'all should really check out Trench Crusade. It's a World 3095 02:22:24.319 --> 02:22:26.600 War One battle between the Church and Hell itself. I 3096 02:22:26.680 --> 02:22:28.760 love how I didn't this is apparently a tabletop game. 3097 02:22:28.799 --> 02:22:31.360 I thought it was everything else. Yeah, I thought it 3098 02:22:31.799 --> 02:22:33.239 would have been the last guest that I would have had. 3099 02:22:33.559 --> 02:22:38.959 Pedophile pedophilic x QC is pdf Martin manfucker strikes back 3100 02:22:39.000 --> 02:22:41.559 from poverty. Gotta get that dude, pump pum. Gotta get 3101 02:22:41.559 --> 02:22:43.959 that dude, pump pum. Gotta get that dude pump pump 3102 02:22:44.639 --> 02:22:47.639 amazing for episode three hundred, say all of the patron names. 3103 02:22:47.680 --> 02:22:48.680 I promise it'll be funny. 3104 02:22:49.879 --> 02:22:50.799 That would be insane. 3105 02:22:51.079 --> 02:22:51.959 That's not a bad idea. 3106 02:22:52.040 --> 02:22:57.920 Actually, that's that sounds horrible. That sounds like a miserable time. Fuck. 3107 02:22:58.000 --> 02:23:00.479 We gotta start planning the three hundred man. Yeah, what 3108 02:23:00.600 --> 02:23:02.399 episode is this three? 3109 02:23:05.120 --> 02:23:05.239 Oh? 3110 02:23:05.280 --> 02:23:06.360 Wait, no, this is four? 3111 02:23:06.719 --> 02:23:10.000 Yeah, so okay, yeah, well we'll plan it. 3112 02:23:11.040 --> 02:23:14.760 No, this is three. Yeah, we'll just make Lily do 3113 02:23:14.799 --> 02:23:17.479 a solo episode. She's right off. Only no, no, we 3114 02:23:17.559 --> 02:23:22.799 can't get Lily back. Her readings are terrible. Her readings 3115 02:23:22.799 --> 02:23:26.440 are horrible. I know, let me do something. We have 3116 02:23:26.520 --> 02:23:27.440 it like, we gotta have a guest. 3117 02:23:27.479 --> 02:23:30.079 We gotta have like somebody who'd be a who'd be 3118 02:23:30.120 --> 02:23:33.559 a good enough? Yes, we'll shop it. I won't mention 3119 02:23:33.639 --> 02:23:35.799 it actually because I don't want to do not happen. Yeah, well, 3120 02:23:36.079 --> 02:23:38.479 I have an idea in mind. All right, I'll text 3121 02:23:38.559 --> 02:23:43.239 him today actually, whoa Relax, Okay, shaperial. We need to 3122 02:23:43.639 --> 02:23:45.479 We need to also math out when that's gonna be 3123 02:23:46.239 --> 02:23:48.360 so we can kind of predict it. We'll figure it out. 3124 02:23:49.520 --> 02:23:56.280 Billy Joel Benjamin in fact, in fact, in fact, he does. 3125 02:23:56.319 --> 02:23:56.920 He's in Florida. 3126 02:23:57.200 --> 02:24:00.399 Oh yeah, I forgot he used to be in sirman. Yeah, 3127 02:24:00.719 --> 02:24:03.120 of course you're going to Florida to get fucking belittled 3128 02:24:03.120 --> 02:24:08.040 and disrected all the time, molested, all the Cubans laughing 3129 02:24:08.079 --> 02:24:10.639 at us. Where the people Cubans are laughing. I almost 3130 02:24:10.680 --> 02:24:11.840 wrote I almost wrote a verse. 3131 02:24:13.120 --> 02:24:14.760 I almost wrote a verse in the song that was 3132 02:24:15.079 --> 02:24:17.079 that was just noodling around with where I was just 3133 02:24:17.280 --> 02:24:23.159 killing Dave Ruben and the whole, the whole versus Mega Dath. 3134 02:24:27.079 --> 02:24:32.680 He definitely said like he definitely did not say Mega. 3135 02:24:32.879 --> 02:24:34.799 I've said plenty of times. 3136 02:24:35.040 --> 02:24:38.799 Was on trial for starting the l fires. Billy Joel 3137 02:24:38.840 --> 02:24:41.040 on trial for starting the La fires. It's so stupid, 3138 02:24:41.639 --> 02:24:42.760 Billy Joel. 3139 02:24:44.319 --> 02:24:48.600 Yeah, the fire, but I kept it burn and knew 3140 02:24:48.639 --> 02:24:51.680 those poems were hurt, and yet I didn't. 3141 02:24:53.440 --> 02:24:56.280 I blame it on the home list. Is that the 3142 02:24:56.360 --> 02:24:58.479 most rewritten song in the history of the world that 3143 02:24:58.600 --> 02:24:58.879 you think? 3144 02:24:59.120 --> 02:25:04.680 Probably? I guess. So that's like a go to song 3145 02:25:04.799 --> 02:25:06.879 for like a joke, I guess. 3146 02:25:06.959 --> 02:25:09.399 So. I remember we didn't start the flame war from 3147 02:25:09.440 --> 02:25:11.680 back in fucking the College Humor days. Oh my god, 3148 02:25:11.719 --> 02:25:13.319 I remember that being like, what the fuck. 3149 02:25:13.200 --> 02:25:16.040 The College Schumer is still around, which is crazy to me. 3150 02:25:16.159 --> 02:25:19.639 They fused with Smasha. Oh they really didn't. Really, that 3151 02:25:19.719 --> 02:25:23.079 makes a lot of College. The company that owns Smash 3152 02:25:23.360 --> 02:25:23.920 bought them to. 3153 02:25:24.239 --> 02:25:25.639 I never would have guessed that Smash would have had 3154 02:25:25.639 --> 02:25:28.280 the resurgions that they had in the way that they've 3155 02:25:28.280 --> 02:25:32.840 had it. Like I get TikTok like things often of 3156 02:25:33.000 --> 02:25:35.559 just their shows, and it's kind of nuts. 3157 02:25:35.680 --> 02:25:38.559 That makes sense because fucking Roy William Johnson's making fucking 3158 02:25:38.639 --> 02:25:39.200 views now. 3159 02:25:39.559 --> 02:25:41.600 I guess. But he's like all he's on Facebook or 3160 02:25:41.600 --> 02:25:43.319 something like he's off, like he's off the grid, like. 3161 02:25:45.120 --> 02:25:48.000 I searched something specifically, like it was a true crime thing. 3162 02:25:48.120 --> 02:25:51.159 He talked about a subject and it got it like 3163 02:25:51.200 --> 02:25:51.920 a million one. 3164 02:25:51.840 --> 02:25:53.040 Point on what's happening for him? 3165 02:25:53.120 --> 02:25:57.200 So this woman was raped and molested. Stop. I was 3166 02:25:57.280 --> 02:25:57.879 a fan of his. 3167 02:25:58.200 --> 02:25:58.440 I was. 3168 02:26:00.120 --> 02:26:05.079 I'm sure I liked it was pretty much talking talking 3169 02:26:05.120 --> 02:26:06.920 about murders. 3170 02:26:07.079 --> 02:26:10.520 Transition. That was pretty good. Actually, yeah, I watched that 3171 02:26:10.600 --> 02:26:11.200 show a lot. 3172 02:26:13.799 --> 02:26:15.799 I watched it a lot too. I think that I 3173 02:26:15.879 --> 02:26:17.600 watched a lot too, not as much. 3174 02:26:17.760 --> 02:26:19.440 I know, I pretend to be gay, but you know, 3175 02:26:19.600 --> 02:26:22.040 I remember I liked him. I liked him because I 3176 02:26:22.040 --> 02:26:24.879 was like, he's got three names like me. You don't 3177 02:26:24.959 --> 02:26:29.600 fucking know is that you don't announce everyone has three names. 3178 02:26:29.760 --> 02:26:33.040 Did you announce yourself to people as I'm Chris Ray, 3179 02:26:37.040 --> 02:26:37.799 I'm Chris Ray. 3180 02:26:38.639 --> 02:26:42.000 The issue is that there's no but the Mega Negro whatever. 3181 02:26:43.760 --> 02:26:45.120 The issue is that there's. 3182 02:26:44.959 --> 02:26:48.600 There's actually like a lot of Chris Maldonado's. So that 3183 02:26:48.680 --> 02:26:50.280 was the issues that so I kind of ended up 3184 02:26:50.399 --> 02:26:53.200 kind of using ray On because it was just impossible. 3185 02:26:53.280 --> 02:26:55.159 There's like a baseball player named Chrismo. There's like a 3186 02:26:55.239 --> 02:26:59.479 serial rapist named Chris Maldonado. They're both the same person. 3187 02:27:00.200 --> 02:27:05.479 He used to be a former baseball player, so there's 3188 02:27:05.520 --> 02:27:08.000 like there's a lot for he started making it. That 3189 02:27:08.040 --> 02:27:11.840 would suck so hard. What's because everyone has a Chris 3190 02:27:11.959 --> 02:27:13.760 Raise very specific, like there's not a lot of Chris Rays, 3191 02:27:14.000 --> 02:27:15.760 but there is also a Chris Ray in baseball. So 3192 02:27:15.799 --> 02:27:18.719 it's like, I'm kind of I'm borked either way. 3193 02:27:19.000 --> 02:27:20.680 Because I don't know. I never I never gave my 3194 02:27:20.680 --> 02:27:22.479 middle name to people, and I was like, I'm Kingston 3195 02:27:22.520 --> 02:27:25.559 Shade Shame Clancy. 3196 02:27:26.559 --> 02:27:33.440 No, that's the name of that fucking dog and Lassie. Anyway, 3197 02:27:33.520 --> 02:27:42.639 let's read the man's you got me, mister game and 3198 02:27:42.760 --> 02:27:45.120 bring your dick here and then shove it deep in 3199 02:27:45.200 --> 02:27:47.879 my Rammers Sam Man Smitche the kid that face that 3200 02:27:47.920 --> 02:27:50.360 swims up your rhythm when you piss uh, Shannon Sharp's 3201 02:27:50.360 --> 02:27:53.840 cold falling out on Instagram Live, Itchy Bond Casuka, I 3202 02:27:53.879 --> 02:27:56.600 don't really want to play a game. God damn, that 3203 02:27:56.680 --> 02:27:59.479 poate one got that pirate one looks ridiculous. 3204 02:28:00.440 --> 02:28:04.520 Bullying then was why know it's them, it's the zoo. 3205 02:28:05.799 --> 02:28:08.600 They decided to go to Hawaiian I like it, Like 3206 02:28:08.680 --> 02:28:09.760 he's like that character is great. 3207 02:28:10.399 --> 02:28:12.639 He is one of my favorite characters in the thing 3208 02:28:12.680 --> 02:28:17.319 because of how silly Is didn't ask. That's crazy, that's interesting. 3209 02:28:17.399 --> 02:28:26.000 I'm sorry, can imagine we were genuinely this dismissive to 3210 02:28:26.079 --> 02:28:29.840 each other. Okay, sorry, cool, we have to pretend like 3211 02:28:29.920 --> 02:28:30.920 that's not how we how we act. 3212 02:28:31.319 --> 02:28:39.760 Okay, so interesting? Crazy hay Than Crystal killing himself right now. 3213 02:28:41.639 --> 02:28:48.600 He's like a sound landslide by a landslide victory. This 3214 02:28:48.799 --> 02:28:55.200 man needs to take his life right now. Uh make 3215 02:28:55.319 --> 02:29:01.040 my head disappear. It's a hurdle. 3216 02:29:02.799 --> 02:29:04.319 I'm just here so I don't get killed. Asking for 3217 02:29:04.360 --> 02:29:06.559 breast milk at the restaurant. Fuck it's star coffee. Cut 3218 02:29:06.600 --> 02:29:08.479 the mask back on Christmas, my massive talk to Foe. 3219 02:29:08.559 --> 02:29:16.200 Throw Dafoe through the pep Wow, Foe through the pepperoni 3220 02:29:16.280 --> 02:29:19.079 disc between rush to defend with a speed and agility 3221 02:29:19.200 --> 02:29:22.760 unbecoming of someone so large and no fish. Uh. Craig 3222 02:29:22.799 --> 02:29:26.120 the Canadian certified pinkertons, certified goblins. This guy wrote into 3223 02:29:26.120 --> 02:29:30.159 fucking sacred in the most recent episode, fucking weird. 3224 02:29:30.239 --> 02:29:32.120 What are you saying? Am I so gay? 3225 02:29:32.200 --> 02:29:34.239 Hel help me? 3226 02:29:34.319 --> 02:29:35.239 I'm gay? Help me. 3227 02:29:35.719 --> 02:29:38.159 It's usually something I feel like they treat this show. 3228 02:29:39.000 --> 02:29:44.639 The the overlapping audience treats this show as like they're 3229 02:29:44.799 --> 02:29:47.799 like like the the mask is on and I'm just 3230 02:29:47.959 --> 02:29:50.280 like gonna say whatever, like I don't care. I don't 3231 02:29:50.280 --> 02:29:52.319 even care if I spell things correctly. And then over 3232 02:29:52.399 --> 02:29:53.639 on Collins Show, they're like. 3233 02:29:55.399 --> 02:29:59.440 They're trying to impress good. Yeah, they're sipping wine. They 3234 02:29:59.559 --> 02:30:02.000 got like they have got two ties on. I kind 3235 02:30:02.040 --> 02:30:03.840 of embarrassed myself in front of col Yeah, they're like 3236 02:30:04.000 --> 02:30:05.559 they got their dick out rock hard. 3237 02:30:07.479 --> 02:30:11.440 Like greetings in salulation, salutations, PlayStation duo. I couldn't but 3238 02:30:11.559 --> 02:30:13.639 notice on the you know, and there's over here it's 3239 02:30:13.680 --> 02:30:16.159 just like what happens if days are fat? 3240 02:30:19.440 --> 02:30:22.120 They fuck each other's bud when they're fat. I don't 3241 02:30:22.239 --> 02:30:26.559 get it. Fat people? Fuck? Is there an orbit? It's like, 3242 02:30:26.719 --> 02:30:32.520 what the fucking serious question? Question haven't been so hard 3243 02:30:32.600 --> 02:30:34.360 to the left hard? 3244 02:30:34.520 --> 02:30:38.520 What is my dictator? Why is my dick when it 3245 02:30:38.600 --> 02:30:42.639 gets hard? Why does it touch the top of my shaft? 3246 02:30:47.000 --> 02:30:53.879 The deck looks like a fucking Pomeranian's tail. Yeah, and 3247 02:30:54.040 --> 02:30:56.680 all of every word in that question is misspelled also, 3248 02:30:58.000 --> 02:31:01.280 and then Colin's like they're using ox commas and Simmi colons. 3249 02:31:01.360 --> 02:31:03.840 Yeah yeah, they pull out the fucking dictator. 3250 02:31:03.920 --> 02:31:05.600 Colins like, thank you, thank you. I think a question 3251 02:31:05.639 --> 02:31:07.120 asked you. Thank you very much. They come here. 3252 02:31:08.239 --> 02:31:09.680 This is like the ID, Like everybody comes here to 3253 02:31:09.760 --> 02:31:13.559 just be animals. Uh, it's your boy, Shawnee de Jojo 3254 02:31:13.639 --> 02:31:16.799 friendlyhod neighborhood sex Offender Service Agent two sixty seven, New 3255 02:31:16.959 --> 02:31:17.639 Gay Paramore. 3256 02:31:17.760 --> 02:31:18.959 Be like Gay Times. 3257 02:31:19.399 --> 02:31:21.639 Yep, you're gonna fuck your button, get your ass whole 3258 02:31:21.760 --> 02:31:25.559 wide Gay Times. Do you think heaven is segregated? It 3259 02:31:25.639 --> 02:31:28.440 goes like this or balls her dicke gloves. She tugged 3260 02:31:28.479 --> 02:31:32.319 my nips the drag show Queen this moaning Hallelujah. 3261 02:31:32.399 --> 02:31:37.719 Nice, Hellululujah, Homo loujah. 3262 02:31:38.319 --> 02:31:39.520 You gotta get some bob doing in here. 3263 02:31:39.520 --> 02:31:41.399 I want I want to, I want to, like damn 3264 02:31:41.760 --> 02:31:46.280 fucking gay come around penis wherever you blow a little 3265 02:31:46.280 --> 02:31:47.239 scared of myself. 3266 02:31:47.360 --> 02:31:52.879 I love all the semen and my big asshole's it 3267 02:31:53.200 --> 02:31:56.200 to the doctor when he ran from. 3268 02:31:56.079 --> 02:31:58.280 My whole shut up. 3269 02:31:58.719 --> 02:32:00.639 He's in what are you doing with. 3270 02:32:01.600 --> 02:32:08.079 Gaming for my ass, it is a gaping for my 3271 02:32:09.120 --> 02:32:13.840 it is a gaming and you cry and you're crying, 3272 02:32:14.440 --> 02:32:17.639 hearing and crying for my assid is a gaping God. 3273 02:32:17.760 --> 02:32:21.600 That's good. I will absolutely do that for you. Gotta 3274 02:32:21.639 --> 02:32:22.959 do the harmonica. 3275 02:32:23.040 --> 02:32:25.799 We'll get a harmonica and then like we don't have 3276 02:32:25.879 --> 02:32:26.239 to playing. 3277 02:32:27.840 --> 02:32:29.079 Can we do this? This is good. 3278 02:32:29.120 --> 02:32:30.319 I want to decide to do that. 3279 02:32:30.479 --> 02:32:31.280 How much harmonica? 3280 02:32:31.600 --> 02:32:32.200 I gotta be cheap. 3281 02:32:32.360 --> 02:32:34.479 That movie just come out or we gotta get it. 3282 02:32:34.600 --> 02:32:36.639 We gotta get it done. He's on Saturday in life 3283 02:32:36.680 --> 02:32:47.120 today like tonight himself. Now he never died. Man, what's bracken? 3284 02:32:47.200 --> 02:32:54.040 My nigga, my niggas? That's good. 3285 02:32:55.719 --> 02:33:00.479 Is gaving ya and a whole He's a long time 3286 02:33:00.520 --> 02:33:01.559 ago and I feel like it's real. 3287 02:33:01.760 --> 02:33:02.799 I stand by it. 3288 02:33:03.840 --> 02:33:06.239 He somehow sings on time and off time at the 3289 02:33:06.280 --> 02:33:08.760 same time. I don't understand it. I feel like Bob 3290 02:33:08.840 --> 02:33:10.520 Dylan is like one of the evil characters, has the 3291 02:33:10.600 --> 02:33:11.479 double voice. 3292 02:33:11.440 --> 02:33:12.600 But not evil. 3293 02:33:13.879 --> 02:33:15.360 All right, Like you know, I was like, I don't 3294 02:33:15.360 --> 02:33:16.239 know enough about double. 3295 02:33:16.399 --> 02:33:21.479 Him is like, oh double and it's like you all 3296 02:33:21.559 --> 02:33:25.079 have the same voice so you don't notice it, but 3297 02:33:25.200 --> 02:33:27.680 you can tell there's more than one like slightly loud? 3298 02:33:31.200 --> 02:33:31.719 Is it driven? 3299 02:33:32.040 --> 02:33:36.360 Do you think start stroking and you chis in my whole. 3300 02:33:39.040 --> 02:33:42.760 Is a gay man. This is a story of being 3301 02:33:43.120 --> 02:33:47.760 gay man. Boom. Do you think Vegetos and go Geta's 3302 02:33:47.760 --> 02:33:50.760 thoughts are doubled? Do I think Bob Dylan would survive 3303 02:33:50.840 --> 02:33:55.639 in Dragon Ball? Of course not. I thought he would. 3304 02:33:57.079 --> 02:33:57.760 Be like mister Satan. 3305 02:33:57.799 --> 02:34:00.920 He'd be like he'd like, he'd be what his name tape? 3306 02:34:01.639 --> 02:34:03.479 He would sing the people and he would calm down. 3307 02:34:13.000 --> 02:34:21.959 Going Super said, you can get fucking krilling somehow, Go super, Tim, 3308 02:34:22.159 --> 02:34:23.719 say that. 3309 02:34:25.760 --> 02:34:28.879 Tim Shallony, he just strikes me as game and he 3310 02:34:29.000 --> 02:34:30.079 plays me in the movie. 3311 02:34:30.879 --> 02:34:36.120 He does a pretty good job, a good job. I 3312 02:34:36.200 --> 02:34:38.719 don't think anything wrong, but I just I can't help 3313 02:34:38.760 --> 02:34:42.520 hi because I believe in God. I was scared of 3314 02:34:42.600 --> 02:34:45.600 the night. I'm scared of the day. I'm scared of everybody. 3315 02:34:45.760 --> 02:34:47.000 I'm not a big fan of Gaze. 3316 02:34:47.120 --> 02:34:52.639 I'm Johnny Cat scares me because I'm just I'm just 3317 02:34:52.760 --> 02:34:56.399 kind of afraid. The entergy he gives off makes me 3318 02:34:56.520 --> 02:35:03.840 wish I was that was that was I'm amazing, Like 3319 02:35:04.520 --> 02:35:06.520 that's why we get the big barks. 3320 02:35:08.200 --> 02:35:09.159 They get scary. 3321 02:35:11.760 --> 02:35:14.479 A former friend recently sent her extremely autistic teenage daughter 3322 02:35:14.639 --> 02:35:23.079 with school in the out shirt. Like he barks, he 3323 02:35:23.760 --> 02:35:27.399 for real, he barks like a deaf person would bark. 3324 02:35:29.040 --> 02:35:33.159 Yeah, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. 3325 02:35:33.280 --> 02:35:33.600 You did? 3326 02:35:33.799 --> 02:35:37.879 You did it? That is crazy? 3327 02:35:38.559 --> 02:35:41.440 You fucking went for it. We all, I all, I 3328 02:35:41.559 --> 02:35:42.360 all imagined it. 3329 02:35:44.040 --> 02:35:45.680 I didn't do it. 3330 02:35:45.879 --> 02:35:49.200 All my various personalities imagined it three x so killing 3331 02:35:49.239 --> 02:35:52.719 a ceo for bus fair when choosing to walk instead. 3332 02:35:54.879 --> 02:35:56.879 A former I like, that's hidden. None of them. 3333 02:35:59.120 --> 02:36:04.520 Sealed the way under a buck of course, what what 3334 02:36:04.680 --> 02:36:05.520 a prick. 3335 02:36:08.559 --> 02:36:09.280 We have to get. 3336 02:36:09.600 --> 02:36:13.200 We gotta invest in like a smaller camera, like a 3337 02:36:13.239 --> 02:36:17.159 webcam to kind of go over and like record what 3338 02:36:17.239 --> 02:36:21.040 we do on the table. Because so for the continuity 3339 02:36:21.159 --> 02:36:23.200 something you may remember, I drew a little character. 3340 02:36:25.600 --> 02:36:26.840 Last episode. 3341 02:36:28.040 --> 02:36:31.680 If you want, if you want the context, this is 3342 02:36:31.760 --> 02:36:32.600 Derek's little addition. 3343 02:36:33.920 --> 02:36:36.760 He just made his nose a penis. I saw you 3344 02:36:36.959 --> 02:36:43.639 grab the thing. I saw I saw you grab that 3345 02:36:43.719 --> 02:36:48.799 looked that looked really convincing. Engage. He's a. 3346 02:36:51.920 --> 02:36:57.040 Light of eyes. But once filter, do you think heaven 3347 02:36:57.120 --> 02:37:00.600 is segregated all that already? It's just slip stroking, smoking, 3348 02:37:00.639 --> 02:37:03.239 joking emoticons going like that's uh. A former friend recently 3349 02:37:03.239 --> 02:37:07.879 center off to like this drip mh, Lord of all 3350 02:37:07.959 --> 02:37:12.639 drip the fuck joh, Lord of all drip, Look. 3351 02:37:12.600 --> 02:37:13.120 Up my ass? 3352 02:37:13.680 --> 02:37:17.399 It's look up my asses. Gay aces fades parody by 3353 02:37:17.440 --> 02:37:18.360 a real online boy. 3354 02:37:18.600 --> 02:37:19.239 Won't you blow me? 3355 02:37:20.079 --> 02:37:22.639 Waiting for the sweet hunting tear? I want his pelt Kremlin. 3356 02:37:22.920 --> 02:37:32.360 The gremlin is my impression of getting. 3357 02:37:37.559 --> 02:37:42.120 Blacks black, black blacks bla. 3358 02:37:44.239 --> 02:37:46.959 That was the original version. Can squirrel girls ask? 3359 02:37:47.200 --> 02:37:48.719 He meant it nothing insidiously at all. 3360 02:37:48.760 --> 02:37:51.280 He was just like drinking squirrel girl's ass cracks sweat 3361 02:37:51.760 --> 02:38:01.079 blitz cornet or no blitz comment, Saint, are you. 3362 02:38:06.440 --> 02:38:09.799 That's out with the drum? The guitar riff with a drum, 3363 02:38:10.319 --> 02:38:11.799 It's like this guy's a god. 3364 02:38:14.079 --> 02:38:16.719 Sweeney's four acres and e Mueller is tooth capitally. Hey Derek, 3365 02:38:16.920 --> 02:38:19.040 since you have been to Lithuania, what places would you 3366 02:38:19.079 --> 02:38:19.760 recommend seeing? 3367 02:38:20.760 --> 02:38:24.280 Oh? Well, the plane to leave, I mean Marcus Avenue. 3368 02:38:25.639 --> 02:38:27.799 I mean to be real, I was mostly just around 3369 02:38:27.879 --> 02:38:34.760 their capital Villnis, so just fucking ill. Well, it depends 3370 02:38:34.760 --> 02:38:35.959 on how you want to pronounce it. But it's it 3371 02:38:36.079 --> 02:38:38.200 looks like kind of like uh Vilnius. 3372 02:38:39.000 --> 02:38:42.440 It sounds like it's not it's not Final Fantasy place. 3373 02:38:42.520 --> 02:38:48.280 It's not a sounding city based off my ass. 3374 02:38:48.399 --> 02:38:54.520 Final Fantasy is based on Woodlawn in the Bronx, the. 3375 02:38:54.600 --> 02:38:56.319 Part of the Bronx that starts getting better because they're 3376 02:38:56.360 --> 02:38:59.079 escaping it. Yeah, but I mean. 3377 02:39:02.079 --> 02:39:04.879 That old city is awesome. So basically, you spend some time, 3378 02:39:05.559 --> 02:39:08.479 there's plenty to see a lot of old ship too. 3379 02:39:09.399 --> 02:39:13.079 It's it's it's really fucking pretty. So yeah, and I'd 3380 02:39:13.120 --> 02:39:14.559 love to go out there and just do a bunch 3381 02:39:14.559 --> 02:39:16.559 of arson and do ship and then just hate black 3382 02:39:16.600 --> 02:39:20.239 people like I single handily sway them the wrong direction. 3383 02:39:20.639 --> 02:39:21.040 I hated. 3384 02:39:21.159 --> 02:39:23.360 Uh, people are staring at me, but for multiple reasons. 3385 02:39:23.399 --> 02:39:27.120 So it was big ass holes in my ears. I 3386 02:39:27.200 --> 02:39:30.159 had a stupid that haircut, that Samurai ship at the time, 3387 02:39:30.719 --> 02:39:32.280 and then all of a sudden, I'm sure and and 3388 02:39:32.399 --> 02:39:34.879 fucking JoJo's like five ten or something. So there's like 3389 02:39:35.000 --> 02:39:39.239 multiple factors where they're like, what the fuck, Hey, can 3390 02:39:39.319 --> 02:39:46.040 you leave leave my country? Can you leave right now? 3391 02:39:47.319 --> 02:39:48.840 I pay for tickey, you will leave. 3392 02:39:50.239 --> 02:39:52.879 It. Excuse me, mister chocolate spiller. 3393 02:39:53.520 --> 02:39:56.639 Uh No, fund. So I mean, no rudiness, but I 3394 02:39:56.840 --> 02:39:59.959 leave immediately. That's crazy. 3395 02:40:00.159 --> 02:40:05.799 I no problem, that's a complete aside. But I recently, 3396 02:40:05.879 --> 02:40:07.280 like when I was home, I was I was talking 3397 02:40:07.280 --> 02:40:11.079 to my parents about like just like Yonkers, and they 3398 02:40:11.120 --> 02:40:13.239 were telling me like where their old furniture store was located, 3399 02:40:13.719 --> 02:40:16.680 and like they gave me the address, and dude, ore 3400 02:40:17.200 --> 02:40:20.399 so our home original My original apartment was five five 3401 02:40:20.520 --> 02:40:23.319 five McLain Avenue, which is always a fake. Everybody just 3402 02:40:23.360 --> 02:40:24.959 assumed it was fake every time I tell me, I 3403 02:40:25.000 --> 02:40:27.479 really do. Look at the apartment was three D, which also. 3404 02:40:27.360 --> 02:40:28.520 Said it fake, but like. 3405 02:40:30.559 --> 02:40:33.360 Their their business, their friendship, but was on six six 3406 02:40:33.479 --> 02:40:35.280 six East Tremont Avenue. 3407 02:40:35.399 --> 02:40:38.920 Come on, man, how crazy is that? That is insane? 3408 02:40:39.680 --> 02:40:42.200 Having a six x six that's also like a Slipknod song, 3409 02:40:43.120 --> 02:40:45.000 a song called a Hartagantham. It's like if you're five 3410 02:40:45.120 --> 02:40:47.280 five five, then I'm six six six. Yeah, so it 3411 02:40:47.360 --> 02:40:49.639 sounds like y'all were. 3412 02:40:49.559 --> 02:40:52.239 Like they have never heard. 3413 02:40:53.280 --> 02:40:54.920 You don't know that. I know that for sure, my 3414 02:40:55.079 --> 02:40:57.479 parents have. I should have told you this. 3415 02:40:57.479 --> 02:40:58.239 I forgot to venture this. 3416 02:40:58.440 --> 02:41:00.760 Yeah, when I was home, my dad was like, hey, Chris, 3417 02:41:01.079 --> 02:41:04.200 you ever hear like you ever hear a band disturbed 3418 02:41:06.920 --> 02:41:09.239 and I was like, what is happening? 3419 02:41:12.040 --> 02:41:13.879 He was like, hear the sound they did, like a 3420 02:41:14.040 --> 02:41:16.360 sound of silence and it was really fucking good. And 3421 02:41:16.440 --> 02:41:18.559 I was like, oh yeah, that was like maybe like 3422 02:41:18.639 --> 02:41:21.360 nine years or something. You found that recently and I 3423 02:41:21.440 --> 02:41:21.799 was it was. 3424 02:41:21.799 --> 02:41:23.360 Like, yeah, yeah, that's awesome. 3425 02:41:23.559 --> 02:41:26.040 And I was like, did you did you listen to 3426 02:41:26.079 --> 02:41:28.239 anything else? And I was like, I looked it up. 3427 02:41:30.079 --> 02:41:33.719 He said that for me, it was so funny. 3428 02:41:33.719 --> 02:41:35.040 Here and down in the statements. 3429 02:41:35.079 --> 02:41:37.920 He was like, what the fuck is imagine though, actually 3430 02:41:37.959 --> 02:41:40.159 going from the sound of silence that like that cover, 3431 02:41:40.479 --> 02:41:48.600 that haunted cover, and then like, homie, you. 3432 02:41:48.600 --> 02:41:51.079 Went from that to the fucking the parody. 3433 02:41:51.280 --> 02:41:53.559 You guys are my friends, right that video? 3434 02:41:54.879 --> 02:41:58.719 What did we when you came over? You came over 3435 02:41:59.040 --> 02:42:00.959 one of the first time and you showed that to 3436 02:42:01.079 --> 02:42:05.319 Lily and I Lily laughed to the point that she 3437 02:42:05.639 --> 02:42:08.799 left early because she had a stomach ache and had 3438 02:42:08.879 --> 02:42:10.959 to leave. I've never seen. 3439 02:42:10.760 --> 02:42:11.799 Her laugh like that. 3440 02:42:11.959 --> 02:42:17.280 From this is just so fumazy. That's like a Rick 3441 02:42:17.360 --> 02:42:19.959 and Morty when they do that mouth when goes down 3442 02:42:20.079 --> 02:42:23.559 like that. You added balls in his face. He's gotta 3443 02:42:23.600 --> 02:42:24.440 be a ball nose. 3444 02:42:25.280 --> 02:42:27.760 He's got a ball nos, dude. 3445 02:42:27.799 --> 02:42:30.680 I love that video so much and I appreciate my 3446 02:42:30.760 --> 02:42:34.000 wife that like for random so randomly just start going like, oh, 3447 02:42:34.239 --> 02:42:36.799 oh out of nowhere. 3448 02:42:38.479 --> 02:42:39.520 So you go look away. I don't know. 3449 02:42:39.959 --> 02:42:41.520 Five and three case I read. 3450 02:42:41.399 --> 02:42:51.600 This one Nigga Turtles Turtles coming? Is that the melody? One? Two, three, 3451 02:42:51.799 --> 02:42:54.360 four niggas in the TV? Yes, and turtles living in 3452 02:42:54.520 --> 02:42:58.520 underground Niggas turtles. It's a hell of it's. 3453 02:42:58.399 --> 02:43:01.479 All three one didn't see the other three one I 3454 02:43:02.440 --> 02:43:02.879 only watched. 3455 02:43:02.879 --> 02:43:04.799 I didn't see any of them. I didn't like the turtles. 3456 02:43:06.200 --> 02:43:11.719 Thought they were stupid or some fighting teen age homos. 3457 02:43:12.520 --> 02:43:14.399 I thought the new movie Homo was in the half 3458 02:43:14.479 --> 02:43:17.559 shell and they're gay yeah, mutant man. 3459 02:43:18.000 --> 02:43:18.680 Oh with the kids. 3460 02:43:18.719 --> 02:43:21.319 I like it because their kids actually, yeah, they're actually teenagers, 3461 02:43:21.360 --> 02:43:23.399 and I'm like that's cool. Actually, that's actually like a 3462 02:43:23.399 --> 02:43:24.760 different like I feel like I'm used to seeing them 3463 02:43:24.760 --> 02:43:25.879 as like it's almost like Spider Man. 3464 02:43:26.040 --> 02:43:30.559 Yeah, where they're like yeah, was like measure splitter, what's wrong? 3465 02:43:30.760 --> 02:43:33.239 They're just like surfer dudes, but they're thirty, so like 3466 02:43:33.879 --> 02:43:36.159 back in the they are they're like little and silly. 3467 02:43:36.319 --> 02:43:38.399 They clocked me though, Like I felt like there's a 3468 02:43:38.440 --> 02:43:41.040 scene where they're just like being like obnoxiously like from 3469 02:43:41.120 --> 02:43:43.399 New York, and they're just like, yeah, you'll net me 3470 02:43:43.399 --> 02:43:45.479 get a big trees, give an Arizona iced tea, and 3471 02:43:45.520 --> 02:43:46.520 I'm like, fuck. 3472 02:43:46.319 --> 02:43:49.120 Me, don't get the red, don't get the bed. But 3473 02:43:49.159 --> 02:43:51.920 I'm like coffee light and sweet. It's like fuck you 3474 02:43:52.239 --> 02:43:55.520 light and sweet. Oh my god, it's just mostly milk 3475 02:43:55.559 --> 02:43:57.280 and sugar and barely coffee fair. 3476 02:43:58.639 --> 02:44:00.440 I just I'm I only know the school stuff where 3477 02:44:00.440 --> 02:44:04.000 I was like I I only understood be molested. He 3478 02:44:04.079 --> 02:44:06.079 was the only one that was like actually from New York. 3479 02:44:06.440 --> 02:44:09.079 Everyone else didn't make any sense, like like like live 3480 02:44:09.120 --> 02:44:11.520 action ship. Yeah, it was like Raffle was like clearly 3481 02:44:11.559 --> 02:44:12.959 from New York and all of them were just like. 3482 02:44:13.879 --> 02:44:18.440 Whoa, what the Like? He was like angry and agitated 3483 02:44:18.799 --> 02:44:23.719 to have to use my fucking moves exhibited kin behavior. 3484 02:44:24.840 --> 02:44:26.879 He got so upset when Casey Jones pulls out a 3485 02:44:26.959 --> 02:44:29.280 cricket back because he like he understood, like it's so 3486 02:44:29.440 --> 02:44:33.079 British and it's so infuriated cricket. Like he was so mad, 3487 02:44:33.159 --> 02:44:34.719 and then he pulled out a Brick. I was like, 3488 02:44:34.959 --> 02:44:37.239 I imagine that is like the like a patriotic New 3489 02:44:37.319 --> 02:44:47.079 York fucker. That's like, fuck British people, fuck New England likes. 3490 02:44:49.319 --> 02:45:04.079 Casey Anthony Fantano, Anthony, that's a crazy child murders. That's crazy. 3491 02:45:04.159 --> 02:45:05.440 Did you love it? Did you hate it? 3492 02:45:07.159 --> 02:45:10.639 I'm giving this one a light six This murder of 3493 02:45:10.719 --> 02:45:14.840 light six light six strong five transians. 3494 02:45:14.360 --> 02:45:16.360 Stuff like that is really funny. But it's like, you 3495 02:45:16.479 --> 02:45:21.799 can't that's what do you mean, Casey Anthony Fantana. I 3496 02:45:21.840 --> 02:45:22.680 think it's pretty good here. 3497 02:45:22.959 --> 02:45:26.239 Somebody draw that this murder is not good. This murder, 3498 02:45:26.959 --> 02:45:30.360 it's not good. He really left every opportunity to be caught. 3499 02:45:31.920 --> 02:45:34.479 Not even the grave that he dug was mega shallow, 3500 02:45:35.680 --> 02:45:37.719 just really shoddy work all around in the production on 3501 02:45:37.799 --> 02:45:38.120 this thing. 3502 02:45:39.360 --> 02:45:45.360 Fee to light four uh transition transition, Uh, this murder. 3503 02:45:45.399 --> 02:45:46.319 I committed. 3504 02:45:50.600 --> 02:45:54.639 Strong strong, strong. 3505 02:45:54.479 --> 02:45:56.559 Not good, strong not good. 3506 02:45:58.159 --> 02:45:58.600 That's funny. 3507 02:45:58.600 --> 02:46:00.239 I had to That's that exact explosion of back that 3508 02:46:00.319 --> 02:46:03.440 I use. Yeah, it's just like some random stock thing. Yeah, 3509 02:46:03.520 --> 02:46:05.799 I remember. I just I was like, oh I need 3510 02:46:05.920 --> 02:46:08.040 because I did the Wolf and Signed Young Blood video 3511 02:46:08.079 --> 02:46:10.159 that I did. That you you did a little bit 3512 02:46:10.239 --> 02:46:13.360 in I started off with like this wolf's sign game, 3513 02:46:14.159 --> 02:46:15.840 it's not good. I green screened myself in front of it, 3514 02:46:15.879 --> 02:46:19.040 in front of his background, and and I just like 3515 02:46:19.159 --> 02:46:21.120 I knew that there needed to be like an explosion. 3516 02:46:21.120 --> 02:46:22.360 I was like, oh, let me get the explosion. Then 3517 02:46:22.399 --> 02:46:24.399 I got it, and then I realized, like on the edit, 3518 02:46:24.479 --> 02:46:30.319 it's the exact exactly. Oh man, anyway, don talkerson, Oh 3519 02:46:30.360 --> 02:46:32.079 you is gonna be a colon joke, but the done 3520 02:46:32.120 --> 02:46:34.440 killed in the same fucking episode Gate six biblically accurate. 3521 02:46:34.520 --> 02:46:37.360 Pee diddy peepee? 3522 02:46:37.360 --> 02:46:38.719 Is there anything else you guys want me to draw? 3523 02:46:38.840 --> 02:46:44.200 I can take requests. Hmmmm, what should you draw? 3524 02:46:45.680 --> 02:46:48.719 I mean, uh, I really want some I want some 3525 02:46:48.840 --> 02:46:49.799 pizza time or something. 3526 02:46:49.879 --> 02:46:53.200 Yeah, give us a pizza time your own interpretation, don't 3527 02:46:53.239 --> 02:46:55.440 let let let your own interpretation flow. We've seen a 3528 02:46:55.479 --> 02:46:59.280 lot of the pizza green goblin thing. Yeah, try maybe 3529 02:46:59.360 --> 02:47:01.840 like a pizza green golbum thing from the comics or something, 3530 02:47:01.879 --> 02:47:08.479 you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Fucking whatever. 3531 02:47:08.840 --> 02:47:13.639 Regret not getting a comeback. Hey, uh my dad used 3532 02:47:13.680 --> 02:47:17.200 to punish me by publicly embarrassing me with tart speak too. 3533 02:47:18.440 --> 02:47:19.120 Mebe fishy. 3534 02:47:19.399 --> 02:47:21.200 I sucked off Destiny, and all I got was this 3535 02:47:21.360 --> 02:47:24.680 lousy Aids forcing my family to watch gup to eighty 3536 02:47:24.719 --> 02:47:27.239 nine's Top ten hotes Sonny Female Characters on Christmas, John 3537 02:47:27.239 --> 02:47:30.440 Strickling Marks eighteen and nine. Tell It, Tell a Castorbader, 3538 02:47:30.799 --> 02:47:33.280 Keep the boy, keep going, boys, I'm almost there. The 3539 02:47:33.360 --> 02:47:36.280 First Church of Key David present, uh present, the j 3540 02:47:36.360 --> 02:47:42.040 Oi the jo I Rogan Experience, Joy Rogan Experience. I lost. 3541 02:47:42.799 --> 02:47:44.639 I can't believe you actually called the last episode of 3542 02:47:44.680 --> 02:47:45.040 Joe Rogan. 3543 02:47:45.920 --> 02:47:47.399 I was expecting to. 3544 02:47:48.319 --> 02:47:49.360 Is that the one that we recorded? 3545 02:47:49.479 --> 02:47:50.559 Uh? That was the last? 3546 02:47:50.840 --> 02:47:54.360 That was the last remote one, the First Church of 3547 02:47:54.440 --> 02:47:59.159 Key David. I read that already. I lost my virginity to. 3548 02:47:59.159 --> 02:47:59.559 A goth girl. 3549 02:47:59.559 --> 02:48:08.120 I fucking Marvel Rival. Sorry what, bro, you haven't seen 3550 02:48:08.159 --> 02:48:13.920 that yet? No, Doctor Strange is whipping fucking black panther. 3551 02:48:15.760 --> 02:48:22.719 Loki just going and transformed them and helps him. That's crazy. 3552 02:48:24.280 --> 02:48:26.280 This one is good. 3553 02:48:26.879 --> 02:48:29.399 I mean, it's a really fun game. They're getting me 3554 02:48:29.559 --> 02:48:32.000 into the ship that I'm seeing the sex stuf and 3555 02:48:32.399 --> 02:48:35.239 then the slavery ship. Just play, dude, we don't play competitive. 3556 02:48:35.239 --> 02:48:37.879 We just yeah, we just funking around. 3557 02:48:38.479 --> 02:48:40.440 I'll tell each other jokes pretty much. 3558 02:48:41.559 --> 02:48:43.520 Just stand upon, I'll download, I get home, let me 3559 02:48:43.520 --> 02:48:44.879 know when you guys jump on and I'll. 3560 02:48:44.760 --> 02:48:47.079 Try to I'll join you, which also invite to the discord. 3561 02:48:47.159 --> 02:48:48.000 All right, it's fun. 3562 02:48:48.040 --> 02:48:50.120 Yeah, we have friend discords? What about you? And we 3563 02:48:50.159 --> 02:48:51.879 know each other in person too, You guys, are you 3564 02:48:52.040 --> 02:48:54.040 leave guys in the area that are fucking lame and 3565 02:48:54.440 --> 02:48:57.840 stupid and dumb? Anyway, we love you, We love your 3566 02:48:58.040 --> 02:48:58.920 you pay me nigga? 3567 02:49:00.000 --> 02:49:04.799 Anyway we were Yeah, Like dude, there's quests and shipp 3568 02:49:04.799 --> 02:49:06.479 in that game, and like, also, I don't do I 3569 02:49:06.639 --> 02:49:08.920 literally don't do anything but jump into quick play as 3570 02:49:08.959 --> 02:49:11.360 Spider Man. I'm not blogged in the I have not 3571 02:49:11.840 --> 02:49:13.760 even scrolled to the other like tabs. 3572 02:49:14.200 --> 02:49:15.719 And oh my god, you didn't even get in the 3573 02:49:16.399 --> 02:49:16.840 battle pass. 3574 02:49:16.879 --> 02:49:18.319 With that, I'm not gonna buy the battle pass. 3575 02:49:18.440 --> 02:49:20.120 I'm getting a free good game, Like why the fuck 3576 02:49:20.120 --> 02:49:22.520 would I pay for it? People do sh like this 3577 02:49:22.639 --> 02:49:24.040 in Fortnite because I haven't seen that. 3578 02:49:24.559 --> 02:49:26.719 I'm sure they got Yeah, they had to get rid 3579 02:49:26.760 --> 02:49:29.040 of the fucking whip them emo. 3580 02:49:29.239 --> 02:49:31.719 Remember is MLK actually in Fortnite? Is that real? 3581 02:49:32.040 --> 02:49:36.479 They had an MLK event where they insane, but they 3582 02:49:36.520 --> 02:49:37.680 had like they they had like do is I have 3583 02:49:37.719 --> 02:49:40.000 a dream speech or something? And everybody was just doing 3584 02:49:40.040 --> 02:49:42.239 the whip the Wonder Woman whip. 3585 02:49:42.440 --> 02:49:44.680 Uh oh, is that with it? 3586 02:49:45.040 --> 02:49:45.239 Yeah? 3587 02:49:47.920 --> 02:49:52.040 It's crazy. That's funny. That's pretty funny. I mean yeah, 3588 02:49:52.239 --> 02:49:52.479 But you know. 3589 02:49:52.479 --> 02:49:54.680 What's funny about that is that like that's his attack. 3590 02:49:54.719 --> 02:49:57.360 They can't do anything about that. Also, their Chinese company. 3591 02:50:00.520 --> 02:50:03.840 You didn't want to put on the front page of 3592 02:50:03.840 --> 02:50:05.479 their paper girls. 3593 02:50:05.319 --> 02:50:08.360 Pussy underneath the clothes, we don't care about. That's fire. 3594 02:50:08.760 --> 02:50:10.799 I don't know if that's direction big it probably I 3595 02:50:10.840 --> 02:50:12.799 think I did see it, though it probably is true. 3596 02:50:13.239 --> 02:50:13.559 Huge. 3597 02:50:13.959 --> 02:50:16.360 I appreciate when developers that though, yeah, I really do. 3598 02:50:17.319 --> 02:50:21.879 They add assholes to the modeled her asshole and what 3599 02:50:22.040 --> 02:50:23.000 her ships would look like. 3600 02:50:23.360 --> 02:50:27.559 Photo realistic, while the rest of the game is it's 3601 02:50:27.600 --> 02:50:34.440 like that, Mario, and it's a realistic. I send that 3602 02:50:34.559 --> 02:50:35.639 to everything like they're people. 3603 02:50:35.719 --> 02:50:37.159 Whenever someone you see mad, I send that to. 3604 02:50:37.639 --> 02:50:38.959 I send that to people when I think they're just 3605 02:50:39.040 --> 02:50:41.040 being like stupid and annoyed. 3606 02:50:42.200 --> 02:50:42.799 That's a good one. 3607 02:50:43.280 --> 02:50:45.639 Uh. One One of these days, Kings, and one of 3608 02:50:45.680 --> 02:50:48.239 these days, bang zoom out your colon. I lost my 3609 02:50:48.239 --> 02:50:50.000 opportunity to a got girl, I'm in VR chat pre 3610 02:50:50.159 --> 02:50:52.399 raz Chris. Just look at swing and y'all fuck you 3611 02:50:52.520 --> 02:50:54.040 Blake eight nine six Who do you think you are? 3612 02:50:54.120 --> 02:50:58.399 I am the Bosnian Timmy tummy tickler. Every time I 3613 02:50:58.479 --> 02:51:02.440 see Tommy Tickler, I want to say me turner. Do 3614 02:51:02.559 --> 02:51:06.040 you think Brian Thomas's last words was wa squid word, 3615 02:51:06.120 --> 02:51:07.840 moaning with the cadence of his laugh a last you 3616 02:51:07.840 --> 02:51:10.280 don't feel trash causing here? The racial pain Hurricane Miller 3617 02:51:10.719 --> 02:51:15.479 Uh texas status out a little foot unchained Uh monster 3618 02:51:15.600 --> 02:51:18.239 swen uh is just etrigan. 3619 02:51:18.760 --> 02:51:19.440 I don't know who that is? 3620 02:51:19.760 --> 02:51:23.319 Ni easy uh fifty five shades of gay domb, the 3621 02:51:23.360 --> 02:51:26.360 Giant Worms, Colon fell out squirt words, sucking his own nose, 3622 02:51:28.200 --> 02:51:31.200 whoops of for goldberg menacingly preheated toe, Sorry, Mam Sackson, 3623 02:51:31.239 --> 02:51:33.200 badly brave dog, the colon hunter ether and needs help 3624 02:51:33.200 --> 02:51:35.559 blowering his webon hail three Orange Man Hunter Nae from 3625 02:51:35.600 --> 02:51:36.760 Melphis one and rounding out our. 3626 02:51:36.719 --> 02:51:38.399 List as always, the king. 3627 02:51:40.719 --> 02:51:42.799 Azard a baphazard. 3628 02:51:42.440 --> 02:51:45.159 Gone gone in the form of blacks excuse me while 3629 02:51:45.200 --> 02:51:50.959 having an asthma attack. Excuse me, I'm dying, look at anything, 3630 02:51:51.040 --> 02:51:51.799 I'm talented. 3631 02:51:53.079 --> 02:51:56.079 You are right there, all right, Nah, all right bye.