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Speaker 4: Clody, low up, bar, I'm rolling.
Speaker 1: What the hello, Joe, we're gonna do this time?
Speaker 4: It's not even oh no, I think stupid. It's just
Speaker 4: it's just people.
Speaker 1: There's one video of.
Speaker 4: Him being corrected live on air again and he's just stupid.
Speaker 1: Even realize people like that fuck hit he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course he thinks horrible things about you do.
Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, so it's mostly the Trudeau stuff. It's
Speaker 1: he's so predictable. It's like, of course even worth talking about.
Speaker 1: Of course you hate Tredeau. It was mostly there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people talking like, I don't know if Bill
Speaker 1: Burr did it consciously, but he like refuted the ship
Speaker 1: that that uh, he refuted some of the stuff that
Speaker 1: Joe was saying. Oh really yeah, but like I don't
Speaker 1: know if he did it on purpose or if it
Speaker 1: was just a lot of people were accidentally proved it
Speaker 1: wrong because it's so easy. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, he was on Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 3: And then so when you say some of that stuff,
Speaker 3: people like, oh shit, he he's talking about Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not sure if he is.
Speaker 1: I don't think he is. I think it's just Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan was repeating some of the bullshit and Bill.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I don't think it was. I don't think
Speaker 4: he was specifically talking about him.
Speaker 3: It was just that like, oh, Joe Rogan specifically said
Speaker 3: it was the biggest stir of the one of the
Speaker 3: conspiracy theories of like the fires or whatever. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: so like it looks like you were refreating John was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was that.
Speaker 1: It's only mismanagement.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's still like that, like and crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was the homeless thing because Joe was the
Speaker 3: one saying the homeless Joe is a hates homeless people now.
Speaker 1: He never he never used to just Staddy because he
Speaker 1: looks like a homeless bird. But yeah, he hates him now.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they wanted him off that thing. I could tell.
Speaker 1: Jimmy was like, I'm going to get It was definitely
Speaker 1: even when he was like, we're back to Luigi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was never left Luigi. There was nervous energy
Speaker 3: in the in the crowd. There's always there's.
Speaker 1: Not a crowd cheering. I don't know, like like they
Speaker 1: were cheering at some points, but the laughs he was
Speaker 1: looking he Bail Burr was looking at the crowd to
Speaker 1: like kind of like like yeah, but there was kind
Speaker 1: of like not all bursting laughter because it wasn't just
Speaker 1: cheeky bullshit. It was like, oh, this is real.
Speaker 3: So there was like people like us laughing, and then
Speaker 3: there was other people like should I laugh.
Speaker 4: There's always nervous energy whenever Bill Burr is on a
Speaker 4: show that isn't conan like, whenever he's like I remember
Speaker 4: he did I remember he did one with the audience
Speaker 4: might remember this also high Yeah you welcome to.
Speaker 1: The Dark Tank bib. Yeah, oh you said we're rolling?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well good, yeah.
Speaker 1: We'll do a clap, we'll do clip, we'll leave this
Speaker 1: in what of course? There you go?
Speaker 4: All right, we're all set. Uh yeah, welcome to the
Speaker 4: Stark Tank Podcast. On our concest to Stark, we just
Speaker 4: kind of started talking.
Speaker 1: I did my brain didn't fully grasp that you said.
Speaker 1: I looked at the numbers and I was like, that's strange,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like.
Speaker 4: I said, we were rolling like twice and then we
Speaker 4: just kept said it twice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was I think I did now. I
Speaker 1: feel I know you said it.
Speaker 3: My brain recalled you saying it now because I'm like,
Speaker 3: I do remember hearing that.
Speaker 1: But you could also have worn the same clothes one
Speaker 1: time before and give me mis remembering everything about the room,
Speaker 1: because that happens way too often sometimes.
Speaker 4: I specifically like, I like, I'm wearing these this exact
Speaker 4: shirt and hat combination from when I that I wore
Speaker 4: yesterday on a sacred so people think I do a
Speaker 4: lot one day.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. They were like, oh man, he's such
Speaker 1: a hard worker. Grindt grind. I'm gonna wear the same
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna change that day in five hours somehow.
Speaker 3: And one day Hulk Hogan said that you're that math.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of Hulk Holgan because he's been exposed for.
Speaker 1: Lying like a bunch and one of them was he says,
Speaker 1: I during sixty five days right in a year, He's like,
Speaker 1: I've worked four hundred plus days and year. Brother, you
Speaker 1: know how I can do that flying to Japan and
Speaker 1: then flying back to America. The time change makes it
Speaker 1: for an extra that is so psychic. And then there
Speaker 1: was headlines breaking Hulk Hogan advinced time travel.
Speaker 4: It was like breakthrough technology. Remember that photo he posted
Speaker 4: on Twitter of like pooping my.
Speaker 5: Gym brother, brother, Ah, the picture is gone, so it
Speaker 5: just looks like he's just talking about hoop.
Speaker 4: I know. Yeah, oh I wanted to bring I just
Speaker 4: just because I started the thought and I didn't finish it.
Speaker 1: I know. People get annoyed when that happens.
Speaker 4: The con when there was an episode of I think
Speaker 4: it's one one of the late night guys who's not Colbert,
Speaker 4: When when Bilbert was on Colbert years ago, mega awkward energy, Yeah,
Speaker 4: like incredibly like it was like it was like I
Speaker 4: remember it was like a big kind of story that
Speaker 4: day because it's just like, man, he really does not
Speaker 4: know how to conduct an interview with the comedian at all.
Speaker 4: Like he just trounces all over it. He's like interrupting,
Speaker 4: he's not letting it. Yeah, he's like fighting against it.
Speaker 4: He's like, why is that funny? He doesn't say that exactly,
Speaker 4: but I like that.
Speaker 1: Kind of I've ever walked.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I've never watched him outside of him
Speaker 3: doing his fake conservative Stephen Colbert thing, the Colbert areport,
Speaker 3: so I've never seen his real energy. I've only seen
Speaker 3: him one time when he was He used to be
Speaker 3: kind of like I would say, in the center, kind
Speaker 3: of trying to find his way. And he endorsed Ron
Speaker 3: Paul one time when m Paul was running, but not
Speaker 3: for like the crazy reasons, but for the reasons like,
Speaker 3: oh he's he's talking about real issues like the foreign
Speaker 3: you know, military complex and and the Federal Reserve shit
Speaker 3: like that. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's that's reasonable.
Speaker 3: But barring that, I don't know anything about him actually,
Speaker 3: so that sucks that he actually sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just not very skilled in this specific avenue.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he has the show really.
Speaker 4: It kind of just doesn't make sense to It would
Speaker 4: be like Hulk Hogan having a show like that.
Speaker 1: Oh like a talk shitt watch it. Watch it would
Speaker 1: exist for like a week.
Speaker 4: It would be maybe good from like a curiosity stamp
Speaker 4: for the same reason that you like, maybe like stare
Speaker 4: at ants when you're a kid.
Speaker 1: I mean I've watched Bradley, Bradley what's his name, the
Speaker 1: fucking the roid head, the dude that's like I could
Speaker 1: beat up any UFC fighter. I'm fucking two seven Martin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched this ship and I'm like, oh my, I
Speaker 1: want to see him die.
Speaker 4: Is that that guy?
Speaker 1: He's just one of the most insecure men on the planet. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's like a giant dude, really strong, does bodybuilding and
Speaker 3: then he challenges it. He's because he's so big, he
Speaker 3: thinks he can beat up everybody, and so all he
Speaker 3: does is like I can easily. Like Nate Diaz is
Speaker 3: a UFC old, not a champion. He was a UFC fighter,
Speaker 3: really good, but he's small.
Speaker 1: He probably walks Aroun at one hundred and eighty pounds.
Speaker 3: Yea, and uh he's like I could beat you, Like
Speaker 3: he's like in Nate Dias is just like sure, you know,
Speaker 3: like kind of dismissing him, like, yeah, stop being ridiculous, dude.
Speaker 1: There's a part. Do you remember you know.
Speaker 3: Brian Callen, He's he's he was on Mad TV. He's
Speaker 3: one of used to be Joe Rogan's friend.
Speaker 1: But then I think he got accused of like raping someone,
Speaker 1: so that Joe Rogan distance himself. Yeah, the whole thing. Yeah, hell,
Speaker 1: how long before he's back on the show.
Speaker 3: Uh, well, he hasn't come back on since I think,
Speaker 3: but he did get embraced back in the comedy world
Speaker 3: because us to have a podcast with Brandon Shab the
Speaker 3: Fighter in the Camp. Yeah, and then he left for
Speaker 3: a while. But then they're like back because of course
Speaker 3: they embraced the rapists.
Speaker 1: They don't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: So anyway, long story short, Bradley Martin and Brian Callen
Speaker 3: had a quick little just sparring just there is kind
Speaker 3: of wrestling and then like let's do a little jiu
Speaker 3: jitsu and fucking Bradley Martin is huge and got reversed
Speaker 3: by bitch as Brian Callen, and it was one of
Speaker 3: the most embarrassing things I've ever seen, because I'm like,
Speaker 3: Brian Collen's a stupid comedian that I feel like you
Speaker 3: could probably give him problems, like but like, and then
Speaker 3: Bradley Martin is this huge, hulking roid freak that gets
Speaker 3: upset by everything, and somehow when you were trying to
Speaker 3: take him down and like dominate him gets reversed by
Speaker 3: the one of the shittiest comedians around, and I was
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is it was so much
Speaker 3: second hand embarrassment. I turned it off.
Speaker 1: The problem the problem with him is that he's someone
Speaker 1: He's one of the guys that like this. We live
Speaker 1: in a world unfortunately now where you just can't pick fight,
Speaker 1: you said his last time, where you just can't you
Speaker 1: can't go making fights with people anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's that unfortunate, but like I know, people.
Speaker 1: Just think like I'm jack, that means you could fight.
Speaker 1: And I was seeing a whole life of people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm big, I can fight, and getting beat by people
Speaker 1: that are like, don't wan them. You don't have it.
Speaker 4: You don't you don't have a guaranteed survival of like
Speaker 4: getting out of an altercation with an armed Dimitri Martin,
Speaker 4: you know, like yeah, and that's not a very particularly
Speaker 4: threatening individual.
Speaker 1: Even like it's martial artists, even them, they're like, oh, yeah, again,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the is gonna happen, but I
Speaker 1: assume I'm gonna win because I'm a trained fighter. Could
Speaker 1: kill you, could I.
Speaker 4: Mean, it's it is all takes is a gun, what's
Speaker 4: the weapons? That's the part.
Speaker 1: And the keno thing is like the one where they
Speaker 1: trip you and they shove the upper part of your.
Speaker 3: Chest hit the floor. That it's supposed to be using
Speaker 3: your energy against your not.
Speaker 1: That's not what it is. It's it's the grappling. It's
Speaker 1: like the takedown. It's like, I forget what it's called
Speaker 1: talking about you do. I think it's a juno.
Speaker 3: Juno is a real one where you you know, it's
Speaker 3: like a lot of throwing techniques where you can also
Speaker 3: use people's energy against themselves, like someone comes at you
Speaker 3: and then you fucking flip them.
Speaker 1: I think. I think it's no about.
Speaker 3: About so, it's which so it's it's one of those
Speaker 3: weird panic breasts.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. He just went He's went full sale.
Speaker 4: He was like, I told you last episode.
Speaker 1: It's a new racist to me. That's cool. I don't
Speaker 1: care the difference between China and Japan. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think they don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the Tinese people that listened to
Speaker 1: all formula that have VPN. So the TikTok get a
Speaker 1: VPN right, I'm assuming so that's because it's tomorrow once
Speaker 1: the people are going to test that theory, because that
Speaker 1: it makes sense to me when I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: if there are plenty of things that you can't access
Speaker 1: regionally and then you use a VP and you have
Speaker 1: access to it, that's what it sounds like, what's gonna
Speaker 1: happen unless I do. You don't know. Have you guys
Speaker 1: heard about how many places porn hubs bended?
Speaker 3: And yeah, I've actually paid close attention to that because
Speaker 3: I wanted to see if society.
Speaker 1: Was going to collapse in those regions. You know. I
Speaker 1: feel like there's a lot of people that need porn
Speaker 1: to not do horrible things like I think. I think
Speaker 1: there's more than I'd like to keeps them in their
Speaker 1: goon cave and without nutting on people's legs. I wonder
Speaker 1: if that's happened in a state where there's no porn.
Speaker 1: Did that happen some don't remember?
Speaker 4: Somebody in our audience who we will not pay to
Speaker 4: do this, go investigate.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like when that when that
Speaker 1: was like when that was impending people, just like a
Speaker 1: bunch of like freaking terabites of just like random hard
Speaker 1: drives were being sold at crazy rate. This is a
Speaker 1: whole Like there's just one guy that's like a dispensary's like,
Speaker 1: what do you need?
Speaker 4: Oh, there's definitely mean there must be well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's probably.
Speaker 1: Is one site.
Speaker 3: Also there's was it only porn hub?
Speaker 1: Was that?
Speaker 4: Was that it?
Speaker 1: It was several? I think I actually don't be I
Speaker 1: don't remember pretty sure. I don't know anything. I don't
Speaker 1: live in a.
Speaker 3: I remember just paying to yeah, right to live in
Speaker 3: a place that tries to I know they said it's
Speaker 3: for Uh, there's the concerns. Porn Hub was like, we're
Speaker 3: concerned about people secure.
Speaker 1: I know they're not.
Speaker 3: They don't care about that, so to not comply. I
Speaker 3: don't know the real reason right right of why they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: we're concerned about our blahbl bus security because to use
Speaker 3: those sites you have to upload your ID or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: I think what happens is that they're the uh, the
Speaker 1: workforce is diminishing so much and people are getting they're
Speaker 1: getting so unnerved. They're like, Yo, we gotta do anything
Speaker 1: we can to make people have kids, even through the
Speaker 1: worst means possible. So we gotta get rid of poor care.
Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about it really because
Speaker 4: on some of them, I'm like, it's probably not amazing
Speaker 4: that we have. Like I think porn is like one
Speaker 4: of those things where it's like it's like guns in
Speaker 4: the sense that like, I don't think we really thought
Speaker 4: about machine guns when we said like right to bare arms,
Speaker 4: you know, or like yeah, in the same way, I
Speaker 4: don't think we thought about porn that literally like follows
Speaker 4: us that we could pull out in our pockets on
Speaker 4: the subway, you know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand. I think I think porn is too
Speaker 1: accessible to a degree, yes, but how much does that
Speaker 1: hurt people? Exactly? Yeah, I mean that's debatable. How much
Speaker 1: does it really hurt? Hard?
Speaker 4: Probably hurts some people were really bad, But it's.
Speaker 1: There's there's like that, there's like the.
Speaker 4: Thing ye where it's like just because one person freaks out,
Speaker 4: is like is that worth?
Speaker 3: It's Not's not worth. I I'm on the side of
Speaker 3: you can't ban it. You shouldn't be able to, especially
Speaker 3: it's supposed to be for adults. But I just think
Speaker 3: societally we should just be better at myating ship, like
Speaker 3: and what I mean by is just what do they say,
Speaker 3: everything and everything moderation, thank.
Speaker 1: You, we need magazines back. Let's bring back magazine.
Speaker 4: That is like a perfect medium.
Speaker 1: It is, It's like it I actually missed.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, man, you know it would be
Speaker 3: nice to get another Game Informer and uh get like
Speaker 3: there's just sometimes some feelings that I sometimes miss the
Speaker 3: and then the smell of the paper and like flipping through.
Speaker 1: Those old game performers are high quality. Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when I was home for New York. When when
Speaker 4: I was home in New York, I had I realized
Speaker 4: I still have like the stack of like old game Informers,
Speaker 4: like I had like insane amountimum and I was opening them.
Speaker 4: It's just like damn, Like they just feel really high quality,
Speaker 4: the new ones that they like because they rebooted for
Speaker 4: a little bit and then they got shut down immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah like a little games stop projects. Yeah yeah, but
Speaker 1: I have all of them.
Speaker 4: I have every single one of the new run of
Speaker 4: game Performers, and they feel like I don't even know,
Speaker 4: they feel like they're vegan somehow.
Speaker 1: Something that I want to I want to get up
Speaker 1: pornomag so heavily comecross that I can throw on the
Speaker 1: gun it shatter. Why would you want that just to
Speaker 1: just to have it aesthetic mind? Maybe?
Speaker 3: So you mean you so you get a porno mag
Speaker 3: work on it for I don't know how many years, two,
Speaker 3: three weeks.
Speaker 1: Weeks, week week. Oh my goodness, that is great. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of I mean, have you ever owned a
Speaker 1: porno magazine?
Speaker 4: I got one in like twenty like I think nineteen
Speaker 4: or eighteen when I accidentally stumbled drunk from one from
Speaker 4: like a bar into like a place where they were
Speaker 4: having the Alt Porn Awards.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, it was.
Speaker 4: Crazy, and they gave me like a like a to
Speaker 4: go bag, oh and a bunch of I had like
Speaker 4: a porno bag and like a crop top with my
Speaker 4: free cams on it.
Speaker 1: But I wish I still had it. I don't know
Speaker 1: where the hell it is. I've never gotten one. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't think of it. That disappoints me. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I bought a DVD of course, on my eighteenth birthday. One.
Speaker 1: I have one porn dvd?
Speaker 4: Is it is it?
Speaker 1: No? No, it's not that one. I have one porn DVD.
Speaker 4: We found a por We found a porn DVD in
Speaker 4: a friend of ours desk, oh when you like you
Speaker 4: like you talking about the podcast before. But he left
Speaker 4: the country and he was like just keep the desk,
Speaker 4: and like we don't want this desk. So he broke
Speaker 4: it open and we found.
Speaker 1: Like what was it again? It was like a just
Speaker 1: a Javanese of.
Speaker 4: Course, it was like an I hate that I saw.
Speaker 4: I saw good.
Speaker 3: Uh, this was this, This was the Jesus, this was
Speaker 3: this was actually because the thing that turns me off
Speaker 3: is the you know, the the cat moaning or whatever
Speaker 3: that the chicks where they sound like they're so high
Speaker 3: pitched they almost sound like cats.
Speaker 4: I think the DVD might have been before it felt vintage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was before that for that ship, because I'm
Speaker 1: cool with that.
Speaker 3: I saw something recently on Twitter which actually I was
Speaker 3: like this rules because it was it's like at a
Speaker 3: fancy bar that's like oak bar, and then like this
Speaker 3: girl's behind the bar and there's one girl sitting down.
Speaker 3: They're fully clothed, and then all of a sudden, a
Speaker 3: dick just pops out of a hole. So it's like
Speaker 3: a glory whole bar and she's like sophisticated, just fucking
Speaker 3: going to town on this thing. And I was like,
Speaker 3: that is the coolest. That's that's my type of society
Speaker 3: I want to live in. Like it reminds me of
Speaker 3: like almost like a La noirir. Like everything's like like
Speaker 3: like dark and gray. It's like it's getting sucked in.
Speaker 3: It's kind of old time. He has an old timey
Speaker 3: vibe that like it's like bleak but put together. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and but then all of a sudden, it's just porn.
Speaker 3: But it was Japanese and I was like these motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: I was like, they're innovating over there. There's like there's
Speaker 4: like's like a fucking there's a wave. There's away all
Speaker 4: tours over there, man, crazyols. Yeah, the I don't know
Speaker 4: porn porn magazines is like you can't really. Porn magazines
Speaker 4: are like tarot cards. I think we're like you have
Speaker 4: to be gifted them. Yeah, it's bad juju to buy
Speaker 4: a porn magaz bad juju. Don't say that I was
Speaker 4: gonna buy one.
Speaker 1: I don't have. I don't have. I don't have porn mags,
Speaker 1: but I have a porn comic book that I've been
Speaker 1: reading for like thirteen years.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's.
Speaker 1: Crazy that reading, Like I'm it's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a web comic made by a creator that I found
Speaker 1: when I was like fourteen. Is it black and white? No,
Speaker 1: it's colored. It's colored. That's why I wouldn't not of
Speaker 1: course color.
Speaker 4: What does it do for you?
Speaker 1: So it's one I don't, it's it's just I think
Speaker 1: it's a long term investment. Now there's like a lore
Speaker 1: to it. It's like sunking costs. Yeah, sunking costs.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I mean a fair enough man.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm like, dude, I've messed him on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, please finish this. I'm almost I'm in
Speaker 1: my third almost.
Speaker 4: Well since speaking of degenerate behavior. So there was h DJ.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's rather sophisticated compared to many
Speaker 1: of the port I mean.
Speaker 4: You're not like coming on a dog's eyes. But like
Speaker 4: I mean, it's like it's it's like it's you know.
Speaker 1: That's so it just doesn't even know what's going on.
Speaker 4: It just doesn't to be there. I think it's being
Speaker 4: fed the uh it sus biting like.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 4: So there was this guy. I don't know if anybody
Speaker 4: else saw it. This might have been like a highly
Speaker 4: localized Twitter thing, but I saw it and I couldn't
Speaker 4: believe it.
Speaker 1: It's equal parts tragic and hilarious to me.
Speaker 4: But so there's this there's a video of this guy
Speaker 4: going up to what I presume to be a bikini
Speaker 4: barista kind of thing. You know, you know there's people
Speaker 4: don't do you know what they are.
Speaker 1: It's pretty extremely niche. But yeah, I've heard of that.
Speaker 4: They haven't been Seattle and like Tacoma in that area,
Speaker 4: I know for sure. But it's basically it's just it's
Speaker 4: Hooters for cough cough. You know, you drive through and
Speaker 4: there's like a you know, there's tits and and then
Speaker 4: you get your coffee and you drive away. So this
Speaker 4: guy pulls up and I guess he's been giving you know,
Speaker 4: the staff problems because this video opens up with them
Speaker 4: approaching him with a phone, which doesn't you know, you
Speaker 4: don't do that to a random person history. So he
Speaker 4: goes up with the phone and he's he's like, he
Speaker 4: looks so normal. It's crazy. It is insane. So he
Speaker 4: looks so normal. He's like he's he's like smiling a
Speaker 4: little bit. He's like a man, I'm gonna get my cough,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see tits. And then they go up to
Speaker 4: him and they lean over his window. He's got no
Speaker 4: pants on, and they go, I can't remember what they
Speaker 4: say in the video, like get the hell you need
Speaker 4: to leave, you need to leave, and then his expression
Speaker 4: drops immediately he drives away. And then later on in
Speaker 4: the day we find out that he killed himself.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I don't know. I heard that he killed
Speaker 3: himself when he found out, he went viral.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know, I know he had a
Speaker 1: kid and a wife.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what's crazy about it. So, like I saw
Speaker 4: the photo that I saw, which by the way, is
Speaker 4: really like it's a little funked up to share that
Speaker 4: photo because they're like, don't come on, leave them out
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 1: Like they didn't, you know. But I was so happy
Speaker 1: with the story that he's like, oh, you had a
Speaker 1: wife and kidding, Well, the kid's a baby though, to
Speaker 1: be fair, okay, so that's even worse dud lost for
Speaker 1: the mom. It's not worse for the kid the kids.
Speaker 4: Though, I mean, what happened he died a warm yeah,
Speaker 4: war with himself. Yeah, she never specified so like she could,
Speaker 4: She's like she passes the life detect test because it's
Speaker 4: not a lie. She's just omitting a really important information
Speaker 4: war with five Yeah, but uh yeah like a barista.
Speaker 1: But yeah, dude, there's a photo of him like with
Speaker 1: his wife and the kids.
Speaker 4: They're like and it's like super recent.
Speaker 1: You can tell, so like, oh man it when I
Speaker 1: saw when I saw the wife and the kid picture,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna make it. Wow, I
Speaker 1: just like I can't. I'm not.
Speaker 4: I was gonna tweet.
Speaker 1: I was literally tweeting something and I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: it's just really not the time. That must have been
Speaker 1: why he killed himself because it went viral. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it went viral.
Speaker 3: But also he's like, oh my god, I can't live
Speaker 3: with the shame of my wife finding this out or
Speaker 3: whatever he did.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's what we do. He just I don't know,
Speaker 1: like did a backslip on a sword or something, a
Speaker 1: gainer on a sword.
Speaker 4: That's the most convoluted way to kill yourself.
Speaker 1: Back. You have to fight a way to stable.
Speaker 3: He gets a pony clamp right you like, so you
Speaker 3: have like a you have like a clam or vice
Speaker 3: grip on.
Speaker 1: The right up he lands lets out the largest scream
Speaker 1: for only three seconds and then it immediately cuts off.
Speaker 4: You cut yourself if you cut yourself directly in half
Speaker 4: and two has you fall to the side.
Speaker 1: Are both of them screaming? I guess you can't. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna be of them have at least one lung.
Speaker 1: But it's splits it is.
Speaker 3: You're so what if one side is cut enough to
Speaker 3: where your vocals are.
Speaker 1: Intact on the other.
Speaker 4: Okay, how about this? Both sides like they but they
Speaker 4: land face like like open side down, so a vacuum
Speaker 4: is is created.
Speaker 3: That's how it works. I'm pretty sure. Uh, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: There's that discovery he was made by doctor Mangula.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, oh, I wonder it's down. I
Speaker 1: wonder what kind of ship he really found out about
Speaker 1: people dying? Like what kind of fuck ship? He probably
Speaker 1: knows about the human body dying that other people just
Speaker 1: don't know that. I've never tried it, Like, I just what.
Speaker 4: A look of the reasons to kill yourself.
Speaker 1: It's not funny. It's funny, it's it's so low.
Speaker 4: Look it is really make no mistake, it's deviant, creepy
Speaker 4: behavior to jerk off with no pants at a fucking
Speaker 4: Bikiti breist to place. But like, I'm looking at this
Speaker 4: guy and immediately kills himself. And then they're like pedophiles
Speaker 4: was walking around perfectly fine, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: That's the problem because pedophiles don't think they're doing anything wrong.
Speaker 3: They like usually believe in their hearts of hearts, like
Speaker 3: I should be able to do this, Like what's wrong
Speaker 3: with what's.
Speaker 1: Wrong with everybody else?
Speaker 4: That's like we've been doing this for thousand years ago,
Speaker 4: Suddenly it's not okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, actually that's a good point, right.
Speaker 3: They're probably like, well, that is literally collapsing because we
Speaker 3: deviated from fucking little boys.
Speaker 4: What I thought that was like a gang of raving
Speaker 4: pedophiles coming to protest our job. You're making fun of us,
Speaker 4: are of us?
Speaker 1: I wish you were a little boy. I would teach
Speaker 1: you a lesson. You were a little boy, I would
Speaker 1: kill you, and dicey weapon did hide you and get
Speaker 1: caught later because.
Speaker 4: I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So this guy's dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy's dead, as ship man. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't know that's people are fighting out
Speaker 1: the origins.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's one of that this is one
Speaker 3: of those things where we don't need to know anything
Speaker 3: about him, so we can just stay on the level
Speaker 3: of like, this is funny, what an idiot?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: It turns out it turns out like we learned that
Speaker 4: like he's actually he was actually working on a cure
Speaker 4: for cancer and got real close and like or like, uh,
Speaker 4: he was.
Speaker 1: He was on the press of his getting a Nobel
Speaker 1: fucking surprised for some weird occurrence, his pants disappeared. Unbeknownst
Speaker 1: to him. It wasn't even him, it was he could
Speaker 1: imagine it wasn't him, Like how did this happen? But
Speaker 1: he was smiling again, having thank you for your Oh man,
Speaker 1: he was smile frames he just didn't cancel his smile.
Speaker 4: Was he genuinely just forgot his pad before? He has
Speaker 4: like or he has like a like a reverse flash
Speaker 4: in his life. Who's like imagine how many people have that?
Speaker 1: Like and there's a bunch of reverse like reverse Chris.
Speaker 1: Every time you do something something goes wrong, you're like, yo,
Speaker 1: this is not me, and you find out years later
Speaker 1: all of your major fun ups are because of this
Speaker 1: one actual person. I would go to jail. I think
Speaker 1: trying to kill that person. Yeah, I'd be like why,
Speaker 1: I would make why.
Speaker 4: It's like that Fanos thing where he's like he tortures
Speaker 4: that guy on his birthday every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that human guy that just his name is David
Speaker 1: or something, torturing since he was a baby.
Speaker 4: It's like, what the hell. That's such a deep level
Speaker 4: of I've never felt that level of hatred for anything
Speaker 4: or anyone. Really, that's so cosmic.
Speaker 1: A that is a force, you know, And showing up
Speaker 1: in this guy's one bedroom apartment that's all shabby, just
Speaker 1: sitting on this couch, breaking the he weighs like flood
Speaker 1: nine hundred pounds, and you're just like, I like knowing
Speaker 1: you're not happy, and it's like why what do you get?
Speaker 4: What do you get from this, sir? Like satisfaction? Clearly,
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: So it just makes me feel good.
Speaker 4: I guess so.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it probably makes fun slap him
Speaker 1: to make death squirt?
Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Like? It's like she's like edging or she's she wasn't
Speaker 1: doing it for death. I think he is doing it
Speaker 1: for death, like and it's like some type of like edging.
Speaker 1: It's an asshole. I thought it was like, I think
Speaker 1: it's kind of both. I mean, but they don't mention
Speaker 1: that it's him being an asshole. This guy, this guy
Speaker 1: deserves a bad life for some reason. I just think
Speaker 1: it makes her like you know, it's the it's the
Speaker 1: female equivalent of gooning. I'd give him fent I feel
Speaker 1: like it wouldn't work. I feel like it wouldn't work,
Speaker 1: But like you, how would it in fent up Hulk?
Speaker 1: And he calms back down? Is that how you?
Speaker 4: That's what that's you to feed him? Are you gonna
Speaker 4: watch the Red Hulk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know. If I don't, I don't know
Speaker 1: about this d D I E dunk. I don't even
Speaker 1: read comics. You know, Red Hulk's been around for I
Speaker 1: should d I E. I don't.
Speaker 4: G I ehme. Some fucking dumb asshole said that. I've
Speaker 4: definitely I've definitely seen you seen it already. I remember
Speaker 4: making that joke and then seeing it. That's the guys
Speaker 4: before he killed himself the I E. And then he
Speaker 4: fucking and he blew his brain. What a fucking mouser.
Speaker 3: He did a back flip and then somehow hit the
Speaker 3: trigger and the last second.
Speaker 1: He stabbed himself. He fell down, he fell on the trigger,
Speaker 1: a whole entire like but it was like police some
Speaker 1: things called it had a peewees playoffs police. No, they're
Speaker 1: not what what are they called? The whole like the
Speaker 1: ball falls down the hill, then it rolls in there
Speaker 1: you go, falls into one of those of it blows
Speaker 1: his head off that and then it facetimes this kid
Speaker 1: right before it happens to father the greatest, greatest. One
Speaker 1: frame he's him, and then the next frame he's a clicker.
Speaker 4: Face is like exploded open.
Speaker 1: That kid just like no, it'd be crazy. That was
Speaker 1: grown heath Ledger like like white Ledger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy dies for his sex.
Speaker 1: That I'm now a giant suicide. You combine every suicide
Speaker 1: together to one mega suicide.
Speaker 4: Was this guy's name is? He might know his name,
Speaker 4: That doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Well we know we know like everything about except his name.
Speaker 4: I guess suicide.
Speaker 1: Got clown.
Speaker 4: Suicide is clown suicide is the clowns?
Speaker 1: Was he was a clown?
Speaker 4: He's like magic like that cloud.
Speaker 1: It's me suicide is the clown?
Speaker 4: Does he just do various suicide tricks because he has
Speaker 4: to have a business, so he has to repeat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd assume he's immortal. He's on immortality.
Speaker 4: He does little tricks where you're like, he lynches himself,
Speaker 4: but he's fine. He shoots himself the head and he's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then all the kids are like, wow, I should
Speaker 4: try that.
Speaker 1: But then he's But then he finds the one thing
Speaker 1: that can kill him, and he finally did it. He
Speaker 1: finally did It's like the input you put into your
Speaker 1: brain that will kill you instantly.
Speaker 4: He did that.
Speaker 1: He went and got coffee, had no pants, got really
Speaker 1: upset at this time.
Speaker 4: It would kill him that those are the conditions.
Speaker 1: What if those were just jaggings that were brown, you know,
Speaker 1: what if those were just looking crazy.
Speaker 4: It's just it is genuinely just a fucking misunderstating. And
Speaker 4: he just got frightened by them.
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh my god, this looks like I
Speaker 3: didn't have pants on.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3: Not even explained to anybody't even go to his wife
Speaker 3: and like, honey, some crazy shit's about to pop off.
Speaker 4: Onliney honey, look at me. You see how I look
Speaker 4: right now? You see how this looks these pants. You
Speaker 4: see there's a video of me going around right now
Speaker 4: with it that looks like I have no pants, looks
Speaker 4: like I'm harassing you.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, these are the pants that I'm wearing.
Speaker 1: You've seen them.
Speaker 4: Go look at the video.
Speaker 1: It's the same pants. Now, dude. You know what's funny?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you remember uh that Norwegian girl that I was dating?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: She had these like jaggings or span X, whatever the
Speaker 3: fuck they're called, that were black and pink.
Speaker 4: But the the.
Speaker 1: Pink it was more peachy. It looked like skin.
Speaker 3: It looked like skin, and there was a she was
Speaker 3: just she was just jamming on my drum set and
Speaker 3: like like we're just playing like some black Sabbathe some bullshit.
Speaker 3: And people were like, is she wearing like People were
Speaker 3: genuinely like is she like? They were like, And I
Speaker 3: was like, it didn't even occur to me. So it
Speaker 3: is totally possible that this man was wearing brown spandex
Speaker 3: or leggings.
Speaker 1: Look, guys, I love making fun of this, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe we should stop now. Maybe I love that. I'm
Speaker 1: happy they were at a half an hour exactly.
Speaker 4: There's the really only other thing that we have to
Speaker 4: talk about, really is and they find him in the
Speaker 4: cars like that.
Speaker 1: They find him in a car on the sword that
Speaker 1: he backflips. Yeah, he's like the new Arthur in the Stone.
Speaker 3: You gotta him, sucking asshole.
Speaker 1: I I I'm I'm done. Yeah, we're done. We're satisfied.
Speaker 1: You I can you can you stain us with blood?
Speaker 4: I mean, its what's out of If you keep.
Speaker 1: The blood on the sword, I think it'll it'll it'll
Speaker 1: fuck up the the iron. It won't be it won't
Speaker 1: be cool like all the swords red now that you can,
Speaker 1: it's fucked up. If anything, if.
Speaker 4: It would get any color, it would be more like
Speaker 4: probably like a like a panel orange, I would imagine, right,
Speaker 4: I think it would say anything like rusty.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna rust.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna.
Speaker 1: It's gonna.
Speaker 3: So you gotta you gotta gotta lube your sword, keep
Speaker 3: it nice in a mineral oil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna anyway. It's the resting peace that guy.
Speaker 4: I guess you rest in peace.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it's it's I mean, obviously it
Speaker 3: didn't deserve to die from just being pencil and just
Speaker 3: arrest him. To me, the biggest problem was, dude wasn't
Speaker 3: even like chief. He wasn't even ready to go to me.
Speaker 3: That's no, you did it, that's the problem. So it's
Speaker 3: not like he was even like how much of a
Speaker 3: pervert was he?
Speaker 4: Like the more I think about it, the more I
Speaker 4: think it's just pants like because it's right, you didn't
Speaker 4: see his dick at all, because.
Speaker 1: He wasn't even like, oh, I'm ready to go, like
Speaker 1: you know, like hey or nothing, like what is this
Speaker 1: dick is just tucked in? What was he gonna do
Speaker 1: with balloon trick afterwards? Like what?
Speaker 3: So like the whole thing where I was, I'm like,
Speaker 3: he wasn't like even he didn't even get ready or
Speaker 3: he wasn't like was this baby's first perv?
Speaker 4: Like was this maybe the first time? It was his
Speaker 4: first time experimental? He was like, and then he immediately
Speaker 4: killed it. Well, that'd be a lesson to you guys
Speaker 4: if you ever feel like there's like a weird, cheap
Speaker 4: sexual thrill I want to drive around with no pants
Speaker 4: on and broad day broad.
Speaker 1: I love. The more that we dissected, the more like
Speaker 1: fascinating to become.
Speaker 4: The thing about it is. Second, it's not even like
Speaker 4: a fucking whatever, who cares?
Speaker 1: What's his name? Again suicide suicide.
Speaker 4: The recipe suicide is the clown resident piece. Also to
Speaker 4: another legend who really does not belong in this in
Speaker 4: this company.
Speaker 1: But they are of the same notoriety. I don't know.
Speaker 4: David Lynch died at seventy eight. Seventy eight year old man.
Speaker 4: It's not surprising that he died. He necessarily similar and
Speaker 4: I think there's been.
Speaker 1: He made the Dune first movie, not not that I.
Speaker 4: Feel like he deserved to die.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. The movie is really bad. It's I tried
Speaker 1: watching it. Movie is horrible. Did he write it? No?
Speaker 4: He made He didn't know whatever fucking it's he was.
Speaker 4: You know he was gonna direct. You know the story
Speaker 4: about him almost directing Return of the Jedi.
Speaker 3: Do you know what that's it would have been had
Speaker 3: the same like stuff in it with he walks and
Speaker 3: all that should still been.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would have been. It would have exist, but.
Speaker 1: Would have been like fucking probably monstrous, terrified.
Speaker 4: Like he tells this story about like how like George
Speaker 4: Lucas wanted him to direct the movie and he was like,
Speaker 4: I guess I shouldn't meet him. It's George Lucas, you know,
Speaker 4: Like why why would I not take a meeting with
Speaker 4: George Lucas, and he like takes him to like a
Speaker 4: he takes him into like a Ferrari ride, and he
Speaker 4: takes him to like a salad restaurant that only serves salad,
Speaker 4: and David Lynch is like, I don't fucking eat a
Speaker 4: salad and then he and then he takes it back
Speaker 4: and he's trying to explain like wookies to him, and
Speaker 4: David Lynch is like getting a headache. He's like freaking out,
Speaker 4: Like looking at this wookie, I think I.
Speaker 1: Heard that episode. Is that it's all real.
Speaker 4: It is all like he tells this story and it's
Speaker 4: so it's so funny. And he was like, I, George,
Speaker 4: you should direct it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't do this. This wookie is giving me a
Speaker 4: heart attack. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do it, George. I'm having a pan maybe
Speaker 1: a little of the comment now I'm having a severe
Speaker 1: panic attack. I'm seeing that wooker. Isn't that the reason why?
Speaker 1: I actually because I feel like I'm starting to remember
Speaker 1: parts of that story. Uh that people were really surprised
Speaker 1: that David.
Speaker 4: Lynch took on Dune.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because like I think he didn't really want anything
Speaker 1: to do with shit like that, and then he did
Speaker 1: something that's kind of adjacent to it, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is so like that dude is such a like. I
Speaker 1: like them. I like the books a lot, but they're
Speaker 1: like so heavily like they're so anti America. They're like
Speaker 1: so anti America in the way you make those movies
Speaker 1: that I feel like you have to be super politically
Speaker 1: involved to give a fuck about those things. Like I
Speaker 1: don't think an American can make a Dune movie, respectfully.
Speaker 1: I thought it was about worms are involved. It's about dunes, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fun Dune is stupid, it's
Speaker 1: about I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 3: Just it's it's a movie about dudes. It's a movie
Speaker 3: about bring ATVs. And then they go fucking.
Speaker 1: They go in space and the worms and and they
Speaker 1: find space dudes.
Speaker 4: That it's just that scene in Napoleon Dynamite where the
Speaker 4: grandmother goes over the dune and the.
Speaker 1: Oka Rico's in fact in Dune, quick little quick.
Speaker 4: Thought Uncle Ricot, even the actor, I didn't think.
Speaker 1: This is this is where we get the lore about
Speaker 1: Uncle Rico being so tremendously powerful from football over the dunes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fun fact, Uncle could have thrown that football
Speaker 1: that far. He just didn't. You just never had a chance.
Speaker 4: What are you watching that's making you say fun fact
Speaker 4: so often?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why I say fun fat.
Speaker 1: You've been saying it a lot, like you got yeah,
Speaker 1: you got it from somewhere, but you got I said
Speaker 1: that show when I was little, and then I stopped
Speaker 1: because I think I stopped trying to show people what
Speaker 1: I care about, and I just say it way too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fun fat, you will you.
Speaker 3: You adopt things quite quickly for like about a week
Speaker 3: or two, and then it's gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah I have phases, Yeah, yeah, I have. I missed
Speaker 1: your you missed your gas phases when you were saying
Speaker 1: things were gas has a while ago. She's gas and
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, It's like it's like he equips different. Yeah. Interesting, man.
Speaker 4: Like sometimes I like, I'll watch old videos of mine,
Speaker 4: like really old ones, and I'm like, my accent is
Speaker 4: completely different. It's truly kind of crazy. I don't know
Speaker 4: how the fun that happens.
Speaker 1: I don't think I haven't. That is interesting.
Speaker 4: The way that I speak and the intonation is like genuinely,
Speaker 4: like full on completely different.
Speaker 1: Really, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: Granted it's more New York because I was, you know, but.
Speaker 1: You're like fucking whatever over here. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: When I go home, I do sound more like that
Speaker 4: to be fucking yeahs surrounded by people who do. Like
Speaker 4: my mom especially has like a thick, thick that accent,
Speaker 4: and it's gotten thicker somehow. There's no e r in
Speaker 4: the last end of your name. Christopher h Christopher always
Speaker 4: Christopher genuinely, but it's not, it's not it's not my game.
Speaker 1: Strike your fucking hand down and your dog walked at
Speaker 1: the worst moment. I saw that happen during Thanksgiving, what
Speaker 1: one of our friends was. I was carrying something and
Speaker 1: like one of our other friends, the dog I saw
Speaker 1: that I was drunker and I she walked back and
Speaker 1: the dog just decided the move at the worst moment,
Speaker 1: and it was like I gotta go right now, and
Speaker 1: she almost fell on top of the dog. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: why did it do that?
Speaker 4: It doesn't understand why did this to do that?
Speaker 1: I was like, I was so puzzled. I was like,
Speaker 1: because I watched it, I was like.
Speaker 4: I think I was on shrooms in that heaven.
Speaker 1: No, I yeah, after mushrooms and on Thanksgiving. Yeah whatever, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, it's good good.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not like looking at the wall like
Speaker 4: trying to find demons or anything. It's just like it's
Speaker 4: it's just a good vibe when you know the right
Speaker 4: dosage you want to take shrooms.
Speaker 1: I mean, no, I didn't. It's illegal? Is it illegal exactly?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think it's illegal, but I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. I mean, if I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just joking around heroin.
Speaker 4: I don't care. You don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care either.
Speaker 4: I just you know, I don't think what.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is illegal, but I think as
Speaker 1: long as we don't, I feel like it's illegal to sell.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I imagine, so I imagine it's definitely
Speaker 1: legal to sell if you put if you put heroin
Speaker 1: in your balls, right, No, every every year you put
Speaker 1: a little bit of heroin in your balls.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 1: Well, you have a baby that's addicted to heroin, you
Speaker 1: won't have you'll let me explain something. You're not gonna
Speaker 1: have a baby, what if you do what if you conceive,
Speaker 1: you're injecting directly into your test, right into your test.
Speaker 1: First of all, that pain is insane. Probably I can't
Speaker 1: even imagine that pain.
Speaker 4: That is genuinely like beyond my scope of like, I
Speaker 4: can't this that my game engine can't render that scenario.
Speaker 1: That'd be like you'd have ego death after doing that.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, ah, you're fucking frame dated with pop.
Speaker 1: I don't know people people that put silicon in their
Speaker 1: balls and deck just to make their balls and dig big.
Speaker 1: You don't only one, but I know happening. That's the
Speaker 1: better I know if it happening this guy. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's very real. That's what people. That's very real.
Speaker 3: So why you don't get any sleep by night is
Speaker 3: because you're sneaking out hanging out with some.
Speaker 1: Fucking weird people that put silicon on their They don't
Speaker 1: do it, but I know people that have seen it
Speaker 1: happen or see they I know of the con it.
Speaker 1: You got the silicon, yeah, man, I got it from
Speaker 1: the dark web whatever. I'm just around to see it
Speaker 1: dark interested Amazon dot dark. I want to go in
Speaker 1: a dark wab. My friends did once and they were like,
Speaker 1: it was not a good I don't feel good about it.
Speaker 1: They was like, it's it's just scary.
Speaker 3: Even if it's like something that's not like insane, I
Speaker 3: still don't like the idea of just having some type
Speaker 3: of marker that like, oh, I'm using, uh.
Speaker 1: What is it? You use a tour? And then they
Speaker 1: call them onion websites and I was just like, okay,
Speaker 1: because they have layers.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think that's why it's I'm assuming that's why,
Speaker 3: but maybe it's not that bad.
Speaker 1: I feel like it has to be that because it's just.
Speaker 4: It spoils, it overtakes everything, and it hurts your eyes.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like that's where that's where
Speaker 1: true villains are, you know that the kind of guys that, like.
Speaker 3: I learned about the tours and all that ship on
Speaker 3: a There's a guy named Simon. This bald dude has
Speaker 3: a beard that has like ten YouTube channels. You must
Speaker 3: have seen him before, glasses beard. He's he's a British
Speaker 3: and he fucking he's on today. I found biographics fucking
Speaker 3: the dark. There's like ten chan. I found a true
Speaker 3: crime one just by chance. I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: want to learn about this guy that killed the town
Speaker 3: bully and nobody snitch.
Speaker 1: And then he was the motherfucker was just hell hello.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the you again?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, it didn't even. It was totally by chance.
Speaker 4: It's like changing every channel and every show is different,
Speaker 4: but it's got the same cast.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 3: It's a I almost feel sometimes I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: dead because it doesn't seem real to have that many channels.
Speaker 1: Like this guy was like, how do you do anything?
Speaker 1: He just maybe he's all AI.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know somebody who's watching this knows exactly what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. Don't remember his last name. I know
Speaker 3: his name Simon and Howell. I would never watch.
Speaker 4: He looks like a porcelain fucking dummy and dude, what
Speaker 4: did he do?
Speaker 1: Simon Cowell looks like all over his deck and then
Speaker 1: it's spread through his body. Simon Cole is like a
Speaker 1: soft park character rendered in like real life. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got like no features. He just has like the
Speaker 1: eyes in the mouth.
Speaker 4: He looks dirty.
Speaker 1: I don't like, if you look at his face, there's
Speaker 1: something about it.
Speaker 4: That looks like he looks clean and dirty. He looks
Speaker 4: like he's been powerwashed. Into a state of filthiness. There's
Speaker 4: just like a it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's it's like a perma perma coat of something like
Speaker 1: they they they recommended something and it was like like
Speaker 1: a like a oh, a coffee stain, like a like
Speaker 1: a like oak stain or something.
Speaker 4: There's something.
Speaker 3: There's something on him that I'm like, I'm gonnaull him up.
Speaker 3: Haven't seen him in wanna go to the theater?
Speaker 4: And Crome cast videos of squirrels having heart attacks on
Speaker 4: the under the screens.
Speaker 1: Yes, cool, let's go.
Speaker 4: I don't how did you even come to that. I
Speaker 4: had a dream that this happened. I'm not even squirrels
Speaker 4: having heart attacks. I had a dream that me and
Speaker 4: my friends were like pranking the movie theater, like yeah,
Speaker 4: let's go, let's go take over the movie theater.
Speaker 1: Screed.
Speaker 4: They got to the movie theater, we got like somebody
Speaker 4: I don't even know. It was like a friend from
Speaker 4: like junior high and I don't I don't talk to
Speaker 4: at all, and like he clicks someone on his phone
Speaker 4: and it was just like videos of scrolls clutching their
Speaker 4: arms and I think they were trying to watch like
Speaker 4: a real movie. But it's been on my mind ever
Speaker 4: since having because I was like, what a specific dream.
Speaker 1: Scroll clutching its heart and fucking pain fatigue is crazy.
Speaker 4: I think you see saw a video of a scroll
Speaker 4: like waking up and like actually like moving its hand
Speaker 4: to its chest and like people were like, look, it's
Speaker 4: grabbing his short and it's stuck in my head. But
Speaker 4: then I exacerbated in the dream to like heart attacks.
Speaker 1: What is going on with this guy? Look at him?
Speaker 1: He looks like his eyes are frowning, like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what, you know. Usually when you see David Lynch
Speaker 1: would create a that's it. David lyn is a David
Speaker 1: doing character.
Speaker 3: He's like like the what is this? The arkan on
Speaker 3: what is in like just before he went bald or whatever?
Speaker 1: Sounds gross and I can't tell what he's you know,
Speaker 1: usually when you see women in plastic surgery, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you did this, you did that. You can kind of
Speaker 1: have an idea. I'm not sure what he did.
Speaker 4: He walked into the plastic surgeon and he was like,
Speaker 4: what do you want and he went yes, he surprised me.
Speaker 1: Yes, surprised me.
Speaker 4: Like a haircut, you just try to experiment. You're like, whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 4: give me whatever.
Speaker 3: I just need every needle in his face fucking drill
Speaker 3: stuff and fucking pulls his ship back and steals them together.
Speaker 1: He pulled. He he laps his face, puts his hands
Speaker 1: under his eyelids, yanked hard on the muscle of his cheekbone,
Speaker 1: and it's like he's pulling his hard. He has his
Speaker 1: feet on his chest, pulling as hard as he can't
Speaker 1: just scratch him. Oh man, could you go a little harder?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so David Lynch, Yeah, there was some peace. David Lynch,
Speaker 4: twin Peaks, a bunch of iconic stuff he did, Like
Speaker 4: I remember he did a weird a crazy PS two
Speaker 4: ad like all right, like a long time ago obviously
Speaker 4: when the PS two was new.
Speaker 1: Really just weird guy.
Speaker 4: I love him specifically, like not just because of his
Speaker 4: like stuff, but like I love his like interviews and
Speaker 4: the way that he talks to people. There's always like
Speaker 4: one of my favorite things that he's ever done was
Speaker 4: like him like do you ever see him crashing out
Speaker 4: where he's like talking to the camera about like, don't
Speaker 4: watch a movie on a fucking iPhone, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: Like he's like he's berating the audience for like watching
Speaker 4: movies on their iPhone. It was just like, you're not
Speaker 4: getting the fucking experience if you're watching it on a phone,
Speaker 4: you dip shit. He's like angry, but it's like it's awesome.
Speaker 4: I never saw it. It's so fucking funny. That was
Speaker 4: like the first thing. That's the first thing that I
Speaker 4: saw of his and then I started.
Speaker 1: Watching his movies. Have you heard any of his music?
Speaker 4: I know that it exists, I haven't heard any of it,
Speaker 4: so he has. I saw an interview that he was
Speaker 4: given in France, in France, yeah, where he was like
Speaker 4: filming a music video for one of his songs, and
Speaker 4: he had like no shirt on, he was caked in
Speaker 4: mud and there was like a nude model behind him.
Speaker 4: He was like, yeah, I'm fucking working on something.
Speaker 3: So anyone who's listening right now, if he hadn't heard
Speaker 3: his music, go listen to Crazy Clown Time.
Speaker 1: It's fucking insane.
Speaker 4: Did you see the cartoon he did where it's like
Speaker 4: a guy getting thrown through a word do.
Speaker 1: With it farting? No? I have not, Like David Lynch
Speaker 1: is crazy. He is, but it's like it's the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was genuinely surprised because I just figured, like, I
Speaker 4: know he's old, but it was kind of like he's
Speaker 4: kind of like a Bowie kind of figure, where like
Speaker 4: I just kind of assumed that he would be around
Speaker 4: for a long time.
Speaker 1: No one.
Speaker 3: That's why I guess that's why this hit hard, right, Yeah, old,
Speaker 3: But people were like, what the fuck? Like David Lynch
Speaker 3: died that you just you did? I thought he was
Speaker 3: gonna be like Scorsese, He's just yeah, he's ancient. He's
Speaker 3: like he was gonna be like Larry King.
Speaker 1: You look, yeah, Larry King was. We were all at
Speaker 1: peace like whenever he died.
Speaker 4: I realized that just that I forgot that he died.
Speaker 1: He died, but like it was one of those things
Speaker 1: to like I meant, Hi, did I tell you that
Speaker 1: met him once? Yeah?
Speaker 4: His head was just like at his head is he's
Speaker 4: like do you remember do you remember Evil Concarne? No,
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, how like the stomach was in the
Speaker 4: center and it had like it was talking that was
Speaker 4: like him or like a kingpin from a Spider. It's like,
Speaker 4: and I've never listened to Crazy clown time, it's basically
Speaker 4: him and false settled just saying random.
Speaker 1: Ship poly blah blah. It's fucking nuts.
Speaker 4: Dude, It's insane, insane. He's genuinely crazy, dude. He there's
Speaker 4: a show called Gravity Falls, right, it's like a popular cartoon.
Speaker 4: It was significantly after my time, but it's it's very
Speaker 4: heavily based, like not based, but like very obviously clearly
Speaker 4: inspired by Twin Peaks, like a lot of things are. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And they initially wanted to get like one of the
Speaker 4: characters to be voiced by David Lynch, and he just didn't,
Speaker 4: so like they ended up just doing like an impression
Speaker 4: of him, apparently. And I didn't know this because no
Speaker 4: one saw this show. David Lynch plays himself as the
Speaker 4: bartender in the entirety of the Cleveland Show.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's some It's just Garland ship just
Speaker 3: because I mean, that's insane. That's so random.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of like South Park when they would
Speaker 1: get like they got George Clooney to play a.
Speaker 4: Dog, oh yeah, lay a cat, yeah, or like how
Speaker 4: fucking what was it? A wild Thornberry's had flea play like, uh.
Speaker 1: Donnie, I remember seeing the behind the scenes of him.
Speaker 1: Point yeah, I remember that I wonder what Donnie's gonna
Speaker 1: be like when he becomes an adult. That's son I've
Speaker 1: always wondered. You think you think like he becomes a
Speaker 1: person or I think he dies young.
Speaker 4: I think I think he gets infected.
Speaker 1: I think Nigel experimented on him. I think Donnie. I
Speaker 1: think Donnie is that kind of guy that like he goes.
Speaker 1: He's like one of those guys like really like.
Speaker 4: If you were Nigel, you would experiment on don.
Speaker 1: Can you feel what is it? What happens if I
Speaker 1: inject silicon into your penis Curry? Right? Or like an
Speaker 1: impersonator something? Is it? Tim Curry? I thought it was Curry.
Speaker 4: I think it was Tim Curry. It's not Tim Curry.
Speaker 4: It's meant to be, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean. It's very clear, like the people
Speaker 1: who do Christopher Walking and show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I remember David the Barbarian had that where
Speaker 4: they had like like a bitch like I'm twinkling the
Speaker 4: Marbel Horse clearly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was. That was crazy.
Speaker 4: It's the range show for Disney that felt like it
Speaker 4: should have been like that was like a billion Mandy
Speaker 4: tear kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was clearly why they existed.
Speaker 4: That horse wanted to kill himself, like straight up, like
Speaker 4: Bill bones about it, like it was very clearly alluded.
Speaker 1: To that night. I hear things in my dream.
Speaker 4: The voices are terrifying, and it's like, this is.
Speaker 1: Like BoJack Horseman. No, it's not the same kind of
Speaker 1: kill yourself, though it's a different kind of it's still
Speaker 1: kill it's a slightly it's still a kill yourself, but
Speaker 1: it's a different it's a different reason for killing yourself.
Speaker 1: Speaking of kill yourself things inspired by David Lynch, Uh,
Speaker 1: did you ever play uh Deadly Premonition?
Speaker 4: Dude, Deadly is amazing. It's because it's so fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: I remember the coffee see specifically the divisions of the
Speaker 4: coffee or whatever. I'm like, this is fucking amazing. It's
Speaker 4: it's guys, go on YouTube and just just watch a
Speaker 4: play through Deadly Permation. You will not regret it. It
Speaker 4: is psychotic. It was that was That was a special
Speaker 4: time for me.
Speaker 3: When a podcast used to listen to Viga Game Apocalypse,
Speaker 3: they would talk about Beetle games obviously, and I was
Speaker 3: at work and I was like, I can't fucking wait
Speaker 3: to get home. It was one of those things to
Speaker 3: where like you're hearing them go through it, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is exactly what I needed in my life. Just
Speaker 3: the dumbest fucking because they're they're talking about games that
Speaker 3: are terrible but awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah that way so and I was just like, this
Speaker 1: is so bad, it's good, so bad, it's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's from it. Yeah, and so that that's uh man,
Speaker 3: it just David Lynch reminds me of nothing but good times.
Speaker 3: Like there's markers in my life that he's directly connected to.
Speaker 3: Or I was like, that was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Even his crashouts are fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4: Like there's this there's a scene of him directing a
Speaker 4: movie and then there's somebody asked him was like if
Speaker 4: you want to cut the scene down? He goes like
Speaker 4: what is it with everybody? Like, who cares how long
Speaker 4: a fucking scene is? Come on, give me a fucking break.
Speaker 1: And it's like.
Speaker 4: He's so fucking funny. But yeah, like yeah, rest in peace, legend.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen a lot of this stuff, Like I
Speaker 4: really only unfamiliar with Twin Peaks, and I think I
Speaker 4: saw part of a racer head. But I was like,
Speaker 4: I was I was too high to watch that movie.
Speaker 1: That movie is so fucking weird. Man, I was too
Speaker 1: high to watch that movie.
Speaker 4: And I shut it off because I got I started
Speaker 4: getting like anxious, so like I turned it off. But
Speaker 4: I yeah, it's like you said, it just reminds me
Speaker 4: of like a lot of good ship. So rip legend
Speaker 4: said that of all the seventy eight year olds, we
Speaker 4: lost that one.
Speaker 1: Right right, there's definitely some other fucking dickheads.
Speaker 4: That definitely other people in their late seventies early eighties
Speaker 4: that probably should be.
Speaker 1: Dead that avoided death twice unfortunately. Yeah, horble bitch, mother bitch,
Speaker 1: mother bitch talking. Of course you got me, Sue. A
Speaker 1: side is, Sue, A side is?
Speaker 4: Is that beautiful?
Speaker 1: Girls, it's beautiful clown, beautiful clown clown. You take your pen.
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Speaker 1: To go to you should go to an inauguration. Guys,
Speaker 1: we should go. Isn't it happening like tomorrow? We can
Speaker 1: catch a flight.
Speaker 4: I'm not we can go to we can I am
Speaker 4: not taking a plane to the fucking East coast.
Speaker 1: That'll be dude. If we were recorders of the inauguration,
Speaker 1: I think that'd be that would first of all, this
Speaker 1: channel would blow the fuck up.
Speaker 4: I don't think that. I mean, you're exaggerating, but I
Speaker 4: think it would be a good video.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be a good I think it'd be
Speaker 1: a crazy thing to put on our channel. That's the inauguration,
Speaker 1: cause inauguration.
Speaker 4: Look it up.
Speaker 1: If if you're seriously about going out, well, actually go
Speaker 1: to inauguration. I'll suffer on a plane and have anxiety attack,
Speaker 1: like ten times. It's in two days. No, what day
Speaker 1: we're recording this?
Speaker 4: On the seventeen, I actually have no concept of what.
Speaker 4: Today's Monday, Friday seventeenth.
Speaker 1: It's Monday.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's on Monday.
Speaker 1: We got time. We can drive there, we had no stopping.
Speaker 4: We can make it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the inauguration. Why not?
Speaker 4: I think it would be a good idea, But I
Speaker 4: just I don't know, Like what if something happens again
Speaker 4: and then like we're implicated and then like.
Speaker 1: I didn't be funny, I like we're there just because
Speaker 1: that'd be that'd be a once.
Speaker 4: In a lifetime no fly list.
Speaker 1: You know, we would have been on a no fly list.
Speaker 1: We're not. We're clearly. Look at look at us. We
Speaker 1: have so much material to be like, oh we're no,
Speaker 1: we're going. We weren't there for the lulls and then
Speaker 1: someone died. We didn't, We didn't have anything to do
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 4: How expensive are flights to d C, d C the inauguration?
Speaker 4: Because I have a price limit.
Speaker 1: Here to d C. This is gonna be fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: We're going and you're dead. You're you're dead. Wrong if
Speaker 1: you think I'm going to miss that, Yeah, you're dead.
Speaker 4: It's pretty step, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's not cheap.
Speaker 4: I'm going. I'm not doing dead.
Speaker 1: Sir, It's no man. I don't know. This might be
Speaker 1: worth it. I don't Why does it keep doing this,
Speaker 1: doing this? Use your phone, shut up, shut up. This
Speaker 1: as a manifesto. No, I didn't eat.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna beat that kid's record anyway. While you look
Speaker 4: for plane tickets to the inauguration that will definitely be
Speaker 4: at And if we don't tell you what we went,
Speaker 4: and if you didn't see us, you didn't look hard enough, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: come find us at the inauguration. If you don't find us,
Speaker 4: as your fault.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be in the front. Should be easy to
Speaker 3: find us. But if you don't find us, you're stupid.
Speaker 1: Ah man, about one fifty. No, I want to give
Speaker 1: a shout out one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, Chris, Yeah, Chris,
Speaker 1: give a shout out to my boy Tom Sweeney. About
Speaker 1: one fifty. That's a round trip. That's one way I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Have won without Tom Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Come take a bow.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's round trips mane fifty light.
Speaker 4: You just turn. That's the cheapest flight that they're putting
Speaker 4: you in.
Speaker 1: The fucking stop stop now, you're fucking your goalpost moving, dude,
Speaker 1: one f two hundred.
Speaker 4: If we got to plan this earlier, we could have
Speaker 4: had like a little fundraiser to fund ours.
Speaker 3: That would have been sweet post this episode immediately like
Speaker 3: swap them, like, hey, fundraiser real fast.
Speaker 4: But it's it's only going to people who pay anyway,
Speaker 4: that's true.
Speaker 3: I guess we got to do a lot of different maneuvers.
Speaker 3: We're gonna swap episodes. I'm gonna place post are immediately.
Speaker 4: We could go it's not worth it anyway.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be if if we were serious about going,
Speaker 1: if we talked about it at the beginning of the week,
Speaker 1: I think we could have.
Speaker 4: Pulled it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I brought up a little while I brought up
Speaker 1: a little while ago too. Yeah, but I can't tell
Speaker 1: when you're joking. I'll go, this will be funny.
Speaker 4: There the thing of okay, so let's so there are
Speaker 4: things that you don't do that or within like like,
Speaker 4: oh is kingson coming. It's like a city over. It's
Speaker 4: like one city over. It's like maybe twenty minute, twenty
Speaker 4: minute drive, twenty minute uber he said he was and
Speaker 4: he didn't show up. I meant to believe that you're
Speaker 4: gonna go fly across the country on a whim to
Speaker 4: be at the inauguration.
Speaker 1: Because that's fucking funny. You understand it. I understand, But like,
Speaker 1: this is this is a moment that we should be
Speaker 1: if you had if.
Speaker 4: You had a more solid history of like being like
Speaker 4: you know a little bit, a little bit more. I'm
Speaker 4: not saying I'm not saying this to attacking. I'm just
Speaker 4: I'm just genuinely, earnestly. It's the reason I didn't take
Speaker 4: it seriously because I just like I felt you were
Speaker 4: like you weren't gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I think it would be funny if you just fucking
Speaker 1: last minute, like end episode immediately and like cut the
Speaker 1: rest half of its life and we're at the DC
Speaker 1: at bring his table, but we do what his name?
Speaker 1: The god is clearly gay with his name, Yeah, why
Speaker 1: why is Trump dumb?
Speaker 4: Gay? So crowd?
Speaker 1: Can we get killed?
Speaker 4: Someone's blowder and Kirker clearly the obvious gay people.
Speaker 1: Yes, crowded everybody else. I think Mount Walsh is gayer
Speaker 1: than them. I think I think Matt non binary. He
Speaker 1: has like a non binary if you take if you take,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that, but he has like that fake
Speaker 1: if you take his beard away, he looks like he's
Speaker 1: a polyamorous. But he does.
Speaker 3: He looks like because you have you seen him without
Speaker 3: a beard, it's fucking terrible.
Speaker 4: Looks like he looks like you couldn't draw something worse.
Speaker 1: A sixth grader could beat the ship out of him.
Speaker 1: Like he looks so.
Speaker 4: A sixth grader six, a sixth grader could beat the
Speaker 4: ship out of Matt Walsh with his own beard. I think.
Speaker 1: He looks like he would coward getting the ball and
Speaker 1: start snotting and ship.
Speaker 4: It's just like I get it, dude, like a beard,
Speaker 4: Like I understand the pill of a beard.
Speaker 1: Heavy lifting, but I look like a but like baby,
Speaker 1: if I had nothing, I hate it.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that I have at least something now, I
Speaker 4: get it right. I wish I could grow a better
Speaker 4: beerd than I can. Yeah, but but with bat wallsh
Speaker 4: It's like there's something about that, like it doesn't come
Speaker 4: across as like a comp It doesn't go across it's
Speaker 4: like a confident beerd. It comes across as like I'm
Speaker 4: hiding my clearly disgusting face. Yes, like there's so obvious.
Speaker 3: It's especially it's too it's way too groomed, like they're
Speaker 3: like there, It's like it's there's nothing out of place.
Speaker 3: When I look at it, I was like, that's not
Speaker 3: I don't know gay men that take care of their
Speaker 3: beers that well.
Speaker 4: It was like when he went fishing or whatever.
Speaker 1: Is burned in my brain.
Speaker 3: When he pretended to go fishing, fishing, he's posing with
Speaker 3: an empty tackle box. There's like barely there's there's nothing
Speaker 3: in there, dude. If you've if you ever gone.
Speaker 4: Fishing, it's literally just a phone opened up to like
Speaker 4: his bitcoin wallet in the tackle box.
Speaker 3: If you've gone fishing with somebody, their tackle box is filthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's filthy.
Speaker 3: Because they're using their bait, their their their weights, they're
Speaker 3: using all the ship that's in there, so it's filthy.
Speaker 3: And sometimes it's the bottom of the leg. It's he
Speaker 3: just bought that thing, and bought it. His fucking button
Speaker 3: up his boots. Everything was fresh and clean. I was like,
Speaker 3: this is the gayest thing I've ever This is gaarer
Speaker 3: than this gay porn.
Speaker 4: It was literally, why is.
Speaker 1: It that people?
Speaker 4: And look, maybe it happened, I'm sure. I'm sure broadly
Speaker 4: it happens universally, but I feel like I noticed it
Speaker 4: a lot on the right. It's like this, this this
Speaker 4: intense desire to like pretend to do things. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like with Elon and and the game, like like I
Speaker 4: think we talked about it in the last episode, right,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: Think we we did talk about we mentioned it because
Speaker 3: we're talking about because we're talking about path of Exyle too.
Speaker 3: It is true that because you mentioned so, he was
Speaker 3: doing it with Dobblo four as well, but now he's
Speaker 3: doing it with.
Speaker 4: Path of xyle exyle and so like that, so that
Speaker 4: is like why just why are you pretending? And then
Speaker 4: I don't know if you saw the reason that they
Speaker 4: were like he got into a beef with Asthmen.
Speaker 1: Roach enthusiasts.
Speaker 4: Yuh, so they were arguing about something or he was
Speaker 4: talking or I think Asmen rightfully called him out props
Speaker 4: you know, credit where credit is due, right where you
Speaker 4: call them out for like you're clearly like boosting your
Speaker 4: account that it's not you. And they got into an
Speaker 4: altercation behind the scenes, and then Elon, I guess they
Speaker 4: were dming and he was talking about they got into
Speaker 4: the subject of like his work or whatever, and he's like, yeah, actually,
Speaker 4: like these guys run my channel, these editors, uh, they
Speaker 4: just get a cut of the add rav It's how
Speaker 4: most people do it. And then Elon took that as like, hmm,
Speaker 4: so he's not even under control or like he's not
Speaker 4: even in control of his own things. He's like upawn,
Speaker 4: like you know he's been controlled, and it's like you
Speaker 4: don't know fucking anything. It's amazing how stupid he is
Speaker 4: in most avenue, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like it is. That is to me, It's like, what
Speaker 1: the Elon simps? How do you defend that?
Speaker 4: I don't I really that right there? The most innocent thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have editors that cut up my content and
Speaker 1: post it and they get to cut a revenue. How
Speaker 1: is that in any Most YouTubers do this. It's pretty
Speaker 1: normal thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's not.
Speaker 1: I feel like you don't do that? This is what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I had fucking money, yeah, ASTHMN gold, of
Speaker 3: course I would do that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: I would hire someone full time and then they would
Speaker 3: get a cut of it, because that's fucking awesome, like
Speaker 3: everybody wins. The thing is, I feel like Elon Musk
Speaker 3: is the part that he didn't understand because of his
Speaker 3: stupid autistic brain.
Speaker 1: He was just like, oh, he's exposing that.
Speaker 4: Everybody does this, Like you guys aren't your own people.
Speaker 1: Or something like it's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: You have people, you have a trillion people working under
Speaker 3: you to make trillions of dollars or whatever.
Speaker 4: That's like the equivalent would be like, it is insane
Speaker 4: actually for him to do that, because it's not like
Speaker 4: he's building these rockets, like he's in the fucking mines,
Speaker 4: like mining you over with a pickaxe and like distilling
Speaker 4: it in a laboratory and ingots.
Speaker 3: Runs, assembles the rocket, flies the rocket while he's playing
Speaker 3: past the Exile to.
Speaker 1: This guy doesn't even edit his own work. You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't raise your own caves. I swear to you.
Speaker 4: It's not even like a like because I've seen people
Speaker 4: be like, oh, it's like is elon drangement, saystem syndrome
Speaker 4: or so, But dude, he just keeps doing unprecedentedly cringe
Speaker 4: shit and like what I what are we gonna like
Speaker 4: not mention it's insane, like.
Speaker 1: He is, like he's like he's like Tony Stark if
Speaker 1: he was like wildly autistic and not charismic like Tony Stark,
Speaker 1: if if everything he sucked about.
Speaker 4: Him, He's like Tony Stark if he actually put the
Speaker 4: that first Iron Man suit on and actually suffered the
Speaker 4: consequences of that first crash, you know, when he like
Speaker 4: crashes in the desert in that like old like the
Speaker 4: very first one that he built in the cave where
Speaker 4: there's clearly no protection, he would have clearly died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have been like complete by me, made
Speaker 1: me venu. It's it's the iron It's the Iron Man song,
Speaker 1: but it's on a kazoo.
Speaker 4: Dude anyway, whatever, fucking uh that was the so so there.
Speaker 1: So they're actually people saying elon derangement syndrome. They're like
Speaker 1: saying people are saying.
Speaker 4: Stuff like everybody says whenever somebody criticizes somebody, they don't
Speaker 4: that they like, you know, it's like, oh, you have
Speaker 4: fucking Hitler derangements in drow.
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, I guess you don't.
Speaker 4: That's a crazy way to say, but yeah, it's really
Speaker 4: like it's like, oh, you just have Jared Fogel arrangements
Speaker 4: in drome. It's like, yeah, I guess, so you know what, fine,
Speaker 4: I guess I do about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, If if I saw if I saw ninety percent
Speaker 4: of my like Twitter feed or like a hefty majority
Speaker 4: of people like cheering for and co hunting Jared Fogel,
Speaker 4: I think I might go deranged.
Speaker 1: I think I might become deranged. I might become the joker.
Speaker 1: That is fair.
Speaker 4: That is absolutely fair.
Speaker 1: Way to sit like that. Man, we are the truth
Speaker 1: don't matter no more, getting out of pocket.
Speaker 3: Like to the point where, yeah, nobody was talking about
Speaker 3: him before because he was just doing regular ship, right
Speaker 3: and so.
Speaker 4: Or he was just doing it like like eccentric weird
Speaker 4: ship that like didn't really mean anything. It was just like, oh,
Speaker 4: let me throw a car into space. Yeah that's kind
Speaker 4: of dumb, but like whatever.
Speaker 1: It was barely anything. Yeah, he uh the most, Like,
Speaker 1: oh I think he did he.
Speaker 3: I think he did content with Beauty Pie once and
Speaker 3: I remember him laughing at like a dead deer in
Speaker 3: the bottom of a pool and that was funny.
Speaker 1: Like that was like the that was something like that's who,
Speaker 1: that's who we thought.
Speaker 3: Elon Musk was like, oh, he's just some guy that
Speaker 3: looks dumb ship, and then that was the extent of
Speaker 3: our my knowledge and most people's knowledge of being unless
Speaker 3: he likes memes and he does dumb text shite.
Speaker 1: Now it is he keeps talking. Well, stay in your lane.
Speaker 4: Person who does politics on YouTube, don't talk about politics.
Speaker 4: Listen to the guy who pretends to build cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretends to know everything, pretends to be the top
Speaker 3: players of shit that like, first of all, it isn't
Speaker 3: even to entertain the aspect of like, if he's so
Speaker 3: fucking busy, how does he have time to grind these
Speaker 3: fucking accounts out?
Speaker 1: It makes zero?
Speaker 3: Oh he's the most when you're talking about on Jo
Speaker 3: Rogan's podcast, and he's like, I schedule everything. My entire
Speaker 3: fucking day is scheduled, and really and then we're like,
Speaker 3: in hindsight, right, oh fuck, it's five fifteen. I better
Speaker 3: tweet interesting exactly. He tweets a billion times. He somehow
Speaker 3: grinds Path of Exile and fucking Diablo things that people
Speaker 3: have to stay up and sleep maybe one or two
Speaker 3: hours a day to grind where he got. He got
Speaker 3: like one of the highest accounts and like a fucking week,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you people believe this. No, I guess
Speaker 3: they believe this is because they don't they've never played
Speaker 3: the game. But it's like experts come out and tell you, shit, hey,
Speaker 3: I live this game. You can't do this. You can't
Speaker 3: do this unless that's literally all you're doing, ever, and
Speaker 3: that's impossible for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, all right, I got that. That's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't say that's it. You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't do anything else. You just just need to
Speaker 3: kill those people. They're useless in my craft.
Speaker 1: Take a deep kill. Yeah, Stoneum summoned suicidis.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we're gonna read our questions from a patients over
Speaker 4: a pati on your concests.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna go over there. Start taking that shop.
Speaker 4: Uh do you think heavin is segregated? Rode In says,
Speaker 4: you're given a million dollars non tax. This question is insane.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna warn you it's ridiculous. You are given a
Speaker 4: million dollars non tax, but after you take it, you
Speaker 4: will explode at a random time between two months and
Speaker 4: ten years. Keep in mind that the explosion will not
Speaker 4: cause any damage, but it will paint the entire vicinity red.
Speaker 4: Do you take it?
Speaker 1: No, it'll take it will paint everything read.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you'll pop basically, but you won't like it
Speaker 4: won't be like a like a C four explosion. Like
Speaker 4: you won't like exploded plane the plane goes down. No,
Speaker 4: a million dollars, it's not Uh yeah, a million dollars
Speaker 4: and tax?
Speaker 1: Did he mean after tax? He said, not tax specifically,
Speaker 1: So I mean they're gonna take my taxes just after tax.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he must I think he means after tax.
Speaker 4: I mean in either scenario. The answer unta because yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Yeah, even if they do tax,
Speaker 4: romantics doesn't matter. Like let's say, like if I get,
Speaker 4: you know, a million dollars after tax, it's not enough
Speaker 4: to risk exploding in two months, non ten years, Like
Speaker 4: that's not really that long.
Speaker 3: No, No, ten years, that's not enough. That's not ten years.
Speaker 3: That's not A million dollars is not enough.
Speaker 4: I want to get married and divorced, and you know
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna time to cheat on my wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, come on, Yeah, I love right now.
Speaker 1: Six years.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell I'm gonna be as well,
Speaker 3: Like what if just I wig up one day and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm so gay and you.
Speaker 4: Know, and I'm like, I feel like and then you
Speaker 4: explode and then you can't you die feel gay?
Speaker 1: She's just read ash ship and that's it. She's read
Speaker 1: permanently though she's permanently regular. That's it. That's its stayed.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't take it. I would I would consider the Okay,
Speaker 4: So there's gotta be so much more money, man, Yeah,
Speaker 4: like a hundred million dollars or not even maybe a
Speaker 4: hundred like even just like ten million dollars, not even that,
Speaker 4: liked ten million dollars. But you risk ten to twenty
Speaker 4: ten to twenty years. I may, I might, because I'll
Speaker 4: be fifty. I think it's a good idea. That's a
Speaker 4: good idea, not too bad. I guess I would.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: I would discuss it. I would discuss it with my partner,
Speaker 3: just see, like, hey, are you okay.
Speaker 1: With me exploding in ten to twenty years? He's like cool,
Speaker 1: of course, I would not mind if load with the
Speaker 1: money we have again, bring back the Mother Russia, make
Speaker 1: the world, make better, make place much better.
Speaker 3: Because that's me, Like I feel like the thing that
Speaker 3: keeps me here on this planet is like ah, man,
Speaker 3: like that sucks that other people have to live. We're like,
Speaker 3: damn this this guy sucked and he killed himself. If
Speaker 3: they were happy about it, I think I'd be like
Speaker 3: keep that in my back pocket, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like one day you just be like I'm tired of life, bro,
Speaker 3: just have a really bad day and you're like why am.
Speaker 1: I doing this anymore? And they need a fucking summon
Speaker 1: suicidis suicide has kill me real quick, no worry, I'll
Speaker 1: make you kill you Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't take it. It's too it's too quick of
Speaker 4: a time span and too little money. Not that you
Speaker 4: could do a lot with a million dollars, but like
Speaker 4: that's I mean.
Speaker 1: Could do a lot, could invest a lot, but still no,
Speaker 1: that's not no.
Speaker 4: I would still have to be actively thinking about like
Speaker 4: what the future is going to be and if I'm
Speaker 4: going to be rich at the expense of like potentially
Speaker 4: dying and a really short amount of time. I don'd rather,
Speaker 4: at the very least like not have to worry about
Speaker 4: anything at all, investments, uh, property taxes, any any of that. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 4: let's see, let's see, let's see how much American Butter
Speaker 4: wrote in he says, how much of your audience do
Speaker 4: you think is actually legitimately gay or any type of LGBTQ.
Speaker 1: It's a good question. I feel like.
Speaker 4: It's so well know how much? How because I was
Speaker 4: gonna say, like, I think it's more than we assume. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I don't know. That's presumptuous.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Whatever you guys assume.
Speaker 1: I hope it's something like really ten percent. No, it's
Speaker 1: a fucking asshole. I was trying to look up something
Speaker 1: about what you were saying. I'm assuming our fan based
Speaker 1: like maybe like maybe like ten to fifteen percent homosex
Speaker 1: fifty percent. That is incredibly high. I wish I wish
Speaker 1: it was. I wanted to be high. I would guess
Speaker 1: ten on the high end.
Speaker 4: That's extreme.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, ten percent, like ten percent of anything. Be like,
Speaker 1: you have to that's so high, like just the of
Speaker 1: the world. How much of the country's homosexually, it's not
Speaker 1: about the country, it's like about ninety percent.
Speaker 4: You have to you have to think about the audience, right, So, like.
Speaker 1: I think I think probably like I think six percent.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would love that. I would love if it
Speaker 1: was anywhere close to five percent. I think it's six percent.
Speaker 4: I think that's like a reasonable because I do think
Speaker 4: there's a lot of you who are fucking closeted.
Speaker 1: A lot of but then they're not.
Speaker 3: I guess they're not reported, right, but they are, but
Speaker 3: they are they are, So I guess your your you're
Speaker 3: you're like, yeah, for like, say, like if you're documenting
Speaker 3: illegal immigrant or something, you would kind of try to
Speaker 3: discount for the ones that aren't right. They're not documents,
Speaker 3: so how do you account for them?
Speaker 4: We have more gaze than women, for sure.
Speaker 1: I imagine, So I think that's true. Yeah, we need
Speaker 1: ah see that.
Speaker 3: This is the problem with like we we need more
Speaker 3: gaye and more women, which means gays and women's. Y'all
Speaker 3: need to tap into your communities and tell them about.
Speaker 4: A great I'm sure your female friends would love to
Speaker 4: listen to this, like Red Denfred m should two references
Speaker 4: for four hours?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I've saw so many women fucking gushing over Arthur Morgan,
Speaker 3: so it's like, why wouldn't you want to listen to
Speaker 3: three fucking dumb asses talk about Arthur Morgan.
Speaker 1: We should, you know, we should.
Speaker 4: We should try to court a women of a female
Speaker 4: audience with this next episode.
Speaker 1: What do we call it?
Speaker 4: To court the female audience?
Speaker 1: Caller? Uh?
Speaker 4: Daddy too. We have to like to be stereotypical in
Speaker 4: a way that's probably a fan. We have to like,
Speaker 4: let's disguise this episode as a makeup to stark to
Speaker 4: or Arthur Morgan is so hot. Yeah, you know, and
Speaker 4: then we'll have like a thirst strap of Arthur Morgan.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, him, just yeah him, like fucking with abs
Speaker 1: and ship.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll put Arthur Morgan's faceed on Luigi man Joni's
Speaker 4: like like hiking photo.
Speaker 1: Vail. I think that's gonna gather more gay dudes.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean whatever. I mean, we are trying to
Speaker 4: We're expanding every every other demographic. I mean yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: good with that.
Speaker 1: Yere right, I need you all women start. Look a look,
Speaker 1: if you're we need you gotta have white women.
Speaker 4: That's not really hard black.
Speaker 1: We need white women that draw on black white women.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: That's another thing, like black nerds unhealthy White black nerds
Speaker 3: are listening to this.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you all got some work to do.
Speaker 1: Black nerds is anime we need.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we gotta talk. We gotta do an episode
Speaker 3: dedicated to our animals that we actually watch, which is
Speaker 3: like so barely anything, but still we canna do watch
Speaker 3: a little bit of Dan and we praised Dragon ball
Speaker 3: Z for an episode.
Speaker 1: That's gonna get straight guys. No, but it's gonna meet
Speaker 1: the black community. We're gonna talk about two.
Speaker 4: K We're gonna we're trying to think we're getting black people,
Speaker 4: and then we're gonna check in the comments and it's
Speaker 4: gonna be people like me.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's all gonna be Mexican and they're gonna
Speaker 1: be talking about black folks. Yeah's gonna get raisedst somewhere.
Speaker 1: I don't know where. It's like, Uh so women do
Speaker 1: an episode that's gonna hit every demographic, right, Okay, And
Speaker 1: so the segments will be cut out and then posted
Speaker 1: and then sent to certain communities. So I'm gonna tack
Speaker 1: what do we just call it?
Speaker 4: Attention women or attention all women, attention all blacks, gays,
Speaker 4: attention queers?
Speaker 1: We love with the privacy is good? Yeah, we do
Speaker 1: attention Jewish people too. Yeah, let's stay back, let'sait les,
Speaker 1: let's wait for the ceasefire to play out. Let's let's
Speaker 1: see how things would actually go. Well, we'll see if
Speaker 1: it actually wasn't supposed to happen like a week ago. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I think.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure this is literally just happening because of
Speaker 4: the resources are running low.
Speaker 1: And that's probably what I think.
Speaker 4: It's a.
Speaker 1: From my interpretation.
Speaker 3: I think to fuck Joe Biden extra hard because he's
Speaker 3: a he's a bitch. Uh yeah yahoos like AO resources
Speaker 3: are running low, but we're gonna wait until Trump is
Speaker 3: coming in to be like this is That's why if
Speaker 3: if you see Biden did a press conference, put out
Speaker 3: tweets trying to take credit for this ship because.
Speaker 1: He knew he was like, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say, oh, because of my uh intervention
Speaker 3: and my talks, my negotiations, nigga, you said you supported
Speaker 3: their full blown destruction, and now.
Speaker 1: He's trying to pretend like this was like so I
Speaker 1: was like, I.
Speaker 4: See it, trying to ask, okay, Biden is at fault
Speaker 4: for the terrible pull out of Afghanistan, even though he
Speaker 4: was in office for just only like like a week
Speaker 4: three seconds, and it was all set up under Trump,
Speaker 4: and it's like it's it's still Biden's fault. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: before Trump gets in, it's actually his credit. It's everything
Speaker 4: that it's everything, amazing people, every people.
Speaker 1: Everything is going to work out in the stupidest way post.
Speaker 4: I'm excited because I think this has this the next
Speaker 4: four years has a really high potential of really thinning
Speaker 4: the herd out in a really specific way, like I
Speaker 4: feel like a lot of people are going to I
Speaker 4: feel like a lot of the right people are going
Speaker 4: to be taking the wrong medical advice.
Speaker 1: And that is what I'm very excited about. I did
Speaker 1: see your tweet about wanting people to take Joe Rogan's
Speaker 1: advice or or oh yeah, yeah, place yeah Mel Gibs.
Speaker 4: I felt absolutely take I remctan no matter what the
Speaker 4: problem is, if.
Speaker 1: You matel no matter what you feel, no.
Speaker 4: Matter what now there is now I will I do.
Speaker 4: I do want to say, if you've got like stage
Speaker 4: four cancer, try what you know what I mean, I
Speaker 4: kind of don't begretste people for doing weird ship like that,
Speaker 4: because at that point you're desperate, you're gonna die anyway.
Speaker 1: Why not try Like, why don't begreute people for that
Speaker 1: at all? Why not?
Speaker 4: But the the people's like I got oh, I got
Speaker 4: a cough, I better take my horse beds, and like,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 1: Do it, do it? Please take it, man, don't take it.
Speaker 1: It's not my advice. Listen to Joe. Listen to Joe.
Speaker 3: Listen to the people who don't study this and who
Speaker 3: don't do test on this at all and only have
Speaker 3: anecdotal proof by saying I know a guy.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be so crazy, man.
Speaker 1: Imagine imagine coming on a podcast being a fucking movie
Speaker 1: star and be like, I know a guy that beat
Speaker 1: cancer by taking fucking anti parasit, parasite parasitic fucking medication,
Speaker 1: and that's enough for you. You're like, oh wow.
Speaker 6: The fucking guy that made passion of the Christ has
Speaker 6: all the answer. I hope you get raped by a
Speaker 6: pack of hard rs.
Speaker 4: That guy, yeah, you know him, he's got medical advice
Speaker 4: that he prescribed being raped by a pack of.
Speaker 1: Her that was that was medic I don't believe I
Speaker 1: ever came out the water.
Speaker 4: I don't believe that he was actually just trying to help,
Speaker 4: like she was just trying to help her. We were
Speaker 4: so stupid thinking it was like a like a a
Speaker 4: violent wish. It was actually zeus.
Speaker 1: I prescribe gang rape.
Speaker 3: It's a healthy do seven hundred seeds of gang rape.
Speaker 3: Take this to your pharmacist.
Speaker 4: Take this to your pharmacists, You slut, your dumb and
Speaker 4: wed loving, slut loving slut stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna nail myself across the Jews. Did they did
Speaker 1: it everything he got rested or the couple over the coffee.
Speaker 4: Yes, like jews backwards is wedge and that's why potato
Speaker 4: wedges suck.
Speaker 1: The I don't know, tabo be dumb man, that sounds deliciouslings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cheese curds are fucking talking about. I still haven't, man,
Speaker 1: I still haven't tried yet had him in a while.
Speaker 4: I had it, like somewhat recently. I gotta get a
Speaker 4: basket of wedges. Man. I got lunch with my friend Sam,
Speaker 4: the best wedges. Sam.
Speaker 1: I am from the retarded, I mean, a state guy.
Speaker 4: How's he doing?
Speaker 1: He's doing all right? Is his daughter way smart him?
Speaker 4: Now he's actually a lost smart Now.
Speaker 1: He took, he took, and now he's not retarded. He
Speaker 1: outpaced his daughter. Finally, his daughter, this stupid one. Now
Speaker 1: she's retarded. She has cancers and she cant get an
Speaker 1: abortion either. Fucking jackpot.
Speaker 4: Jackpot got him.
Speaker 1: Sam. I am smart, I am, I am. It's a sequel.
Speaker 1: I am smart, I am smart. Imagine the sequels.
Speaker 4: There's no way our audience sounds what that movie is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's not movie. Only by happens. It's a
Speaker 1: very old movie. Movie made me sad, that's like a
Speaker 1: third Was it the fourth kind or something.
Speaker 4: Preheated Toast wrote and he says one episode, Derek mentioned
Speaker 4: having tons of recording, having tons of recordings, voicing out
Speaker 4: song ideas. We used to play guitar in high school,
Speaker 4: but coming up with original melodies rhythms always seemed impossible,
Speaker 4: as I would just end up with an existing song
Speaker 4: stuck in my head. Is this an issue that you
Speaker 4: guys deal with when making music? I don't do drugs.
Speaker 4: They should have been I There should have been a
Speaker 4: punctuation there. I'm making music. I don't do drugs, but
Speaker 4: it seems like I would have to take them all
Speaker 4: to get creativity for reading music. Where does a creativity
Speaker 4: come from? Uh?
Speaker 3: So this is this is the this is when life
Speaker 3: becomes kind of unfair. It's one of those situations to
Speaker 3: where like like a like an artisan who was really
Speaker 3: good at drawing. There's people that just have a thang
Speaker 3: in them where say they see an image and then
Speaker 3: they can draw it, and then I can't do that
Speaker 3: at all. And then there's people who want to create
Speaker 3: music in their head and they can't do it. And
Speaker 3: then there's somebody like me that like I have like
Speaker 3: a close to I don't. I wouldn't say I have
Speaker 3: perfect pitch, but I can create entire songs in my
Speaker 3: head just by like I'll take a shower and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: I got it, and then I just need to work
Speaker 3: it on the guitar that make sure that it translates right.
Speaker 4: But it usually does.
Speaker 3: Usually there's a couple of things. I'm like, a, it
Speaker 3: doesn't work, mainly because I'm not talented enough to do it.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, okay, I didn't translate. But usually it's
Speaker 3: just and I know immediately if something sounds similar or something,
Speaker 3: so then I just deviated away from it. But I
Speaker 3: feel like it's just some people have certain natural abilities
Speaker 3: that other people don't. And so I think if you're
Speaker 3: one of those people that have a hard time creating
Speaker 3: stuff yourself, you gotta work with other people. Like you
Speaker 3: want you want to you want to shop, you want
Speaker 3: to riff with other people and then have your guys'
Speaker 3: ideas flourish. But like I've met people that were like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I can't write. I can play the guitar really well,
Speaker 3: but I can't write. Yeah, And I think it's just
Speaker 3: the difference between that you can always practice and get better.
Speaker 3: But just like me practicing art and drawing, there's gonna
Speaker 3: be people that have an edge over me, like a
Speaker 3: millionfold than me, like grinding for super long and trying
Speaker 3: to perfect it.
Speaker 1: Some people can't imagine either, So you can't imagine what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You can't people can't imagine.
Speaker 3: Well, that's that's exactly what I mean. It's like people
Speaker 3: that have the ability to do things and versus people
Speaker 3: that don't.
Speaker 1: Like I can imagine things so vividly I can hear
Speaker 1: it well, yeah, which is insane that for me, it's
Speaker 1: the friend of them, just like on set, Like for sure,
Speaker 1: the way that I can imagine a train to the
Speaker 1: point I can hear a train. One time when I
Speaker 1: was falling asleep, I kept thinking about a train and
Speaker 1: then I thought I heard a train.
Speaker 3: Like actually, I think that standard for people that can
Speaker 3: do it, and then there's just other people that just
Speaker 3: can't do it. Because like I can literally hear like
Speaker 3: right now a train going to.
Speaker 1: To, Like I can are you going?
Speaker 4: No? No?
Speaker 1: Are your is your brain going to?
Speaker 4: I can listen to songs yeah, like in my head yeah,
Speaker 4: of course, Like so like I can like play a
Speaker 4: song in my head, think about think about so like
Speaker 4: Shoshank Redemption.
Speaker 1: Usually the song.
Speaker 3: Andy Dufrain is thrown in a solitary confinement. And he
Speaker 3: was like, oh, like, how did you surve with this?
Speaker 3: She was like, oh, like I had a you know, music,
Speaker 3: And they're like, what do you mean they gave you music?
Speaker 3: He's like, no, it's on my fucking head, and so
Speaker 3: like that's what kept them going. And I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: I to me, that's the normal experience. But apparently some
Speaker 3: people can't do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a substitute for listening to real music,
Speaker 4: it's definitely, but like you can if you don't have
Speaker 4: anything to understand, Like I mean, I can hear if
Speaker 4: I picture a song in my head right now, I can.
Speaker 4: I can vividly like hear it, you know, But I
Speaker 4: think I don't know, Like I think a good way
Speaker 4: to learn is genuinely by copying.
Speaker 1: Like I think that's how a lot of this is.
Speaker 4: That saying is like good artists steal it literally is
Speaker 4: like you you you steal and you learn and you
Speaker 4: copy and you emulate until like you find your own
Speaker 4: kind of way of twisting things in your own way,
Speaker 4: and then suddenly like what you're doing is like not
Speaker 4: really any because because you're copying so many things, if
Speaker 4: you have a lot of influences, you're ultimately like mixing something,
Speaker 4: mixing a bunch of shit into something that's completely different.
Speaker 4: And so like I remember, like most of the songs
Speaker 4: that I ever wrote actually were like I would find
Speaker 4: a song that I did like, and I would look
Speaker 4: at the chord progression because there's only so many chord
Speaker 4: progression you're gonna run into repeats, and then I was
Speaker 4: like I would try to like rework it, and then
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, maybe like maybe the g should
Speaker 4: be this, or maybe actually like maybe I should start
Speaker 4: on the maybe I should start this on the second chord,
Speaker 4: and maybe like give this chord actually two more beats
Speaker 4: or maybe two more like bars to ring out and
Speaker 4: then maybe like speed up the last two, maybe add
Speaker 4: another one in there, and then like it has the
Speaker 4: it has like a root in something that exists, but
Speaker 4: it doesn't feel familiar to it at all, And so
Speaker 4: like that's really like Frankensteining. Shit is a really good
Speaker 4: way to learn, at the very least or at least
Speaker 4: to learn how to think about making things, because when
Speaker 4: you do that often enough, you can then just kind
Speaker 4: of start doing things from scratch and then it's like
Speaker 4: you familiarize yourself with the instrument, you familiarize yourself with
Speaker 4: like how you you know riff and how you figure
Speaker 4: things out, and that's really that's a really good way
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 1: I understand it might feel cringe.
Speaker 4: To, like, you know, emulate or like copy, because it
Speaker 4: like inherently you feel like, oh, this is kind of
Speaker 4: fucking lame, but it is genuinely a good.
Speaker 1: Way to learn good learn by doing. Actually everyone has
Speaker 1: to copy. You learn in school. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: agree with that, but everyone copies. No, I think it's
Speaker 1: the difference between the people that have this natural ability
Speaker 1: and people who don't. Well, the thing is that you
Speaker 1: I think it's you don't know what you going off of.
Speaker 3: I'm going off of like musicians that I know, I say,
Speaker 3: we're learning like oh, like there's there's this guy that
Speaker 3: Rick Biatto is the producer that and then there's people
Speaker 3: that are even above him that they just before they
Speaker 3: actually learned music theory, they had it in them, like
Speaker 3: just they they're so like they call it, they call
Speaker 3: it a perfect pitch, right, And these people like recognize things,
Speaker 3: and they recognize music theory without even learning it. So
Speaker 3: then it just naturally you can create like a really
Speaker 3: good song without really even fucking knowing stuff. And some
Speaker 3: people are like, how the fuck do you do that?
Speaker 3: They're like, well, I just had it. And then there's
Speaker 3: other people and they have to They're like, I don't
Speaker 3: have that ability, so I have to do other things
Speaker 3: that get me to that place.
Speaker 1: I think I think they're being able to create stuff.
Speaker 1: Some people can just create things naturally, so people just
Speaker 1: more tuned to it. That's the perfect It was what
Speaker 1: I was saying in the very beginning, the first thing
Speaker 1: that I was saying. But some but to figure out
Speaker 1: what you like, you have to absorb it, you know,
Speaker 1: you have to experience it here, right, I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that I don't like for this person specifically,
Speaker 1: Like if you're ever wondering why some people are so
Speaker 1: much leagues above other, I'm just letting you know why.
Speaker 3: It's it translates to other forms of art too, if
Speaker 3: you think that, like why can't I draw this well?
Speaker 3: Or why can't I do this, it's in them everything.
Speaker 3: It's just like there, it's more of a thing. It's
Speaker 3: not to be discouraging.
Speaker 1: It's to say, kind of piggybacking off what you say,
Speaker 1: here's what I like to do, this is what helps me,
Speaker 1: And it's like, I think this is what this guy like.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to sound like i'm I think it's
Speaker 1: like I said, I I can't do the drawing portion
Speaker 1: the things that I would like to do, and I
Speaker 1: can't do it, So it's just an acknowledgement. But music
Speaker 1: I can do things way easier.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that's important to taking account here too.
Speaker 4: Is that like where you're describing the people who are
Speaker 4: like really really naturally talented, that's not even like.
Speaker 1: The majority of people who are successful in in music.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I mean like so like it's not it's not to
Speaker 1: be discouraging in that way.
Speaker 4: Like there are people who are like crazy echelon's high,
Speaker 4: but like there are people who are like making massive
Speaker 4: amounts of money. No, people that grind or using way
Speaker 4: more hard work.
Speaker 1: Hard work will get you further than natural talent. So
Speaker 1: almost every time I just.
Speaker 3: Want to say I just want it's to me, it's
Speaker 3: more of it's an understanding to where if this person
Speaker 3: is like, how come I I'm having trouble doing this,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to have understanding of like this is probably why.
Speaker 3: And then here's here's Chris's tip of of how you
Speaker 3: can create songs. Because this is you're not gonna do
Speaker 3: like I hate talking like this because it may be
Speaker 3: coming off wrong, and I'm like, you just can't. You're
Speaker 3: not gonna be able to do how I do it
Speaker 3: because I just got lucky. I think it's just a
Speaker 3: lucky whatever whatever reason my brain works in a specific way.
Speaker 3: Were like Beethoven, you know, he would create his orchestra,
Speaker 3: he would create his his his numbers in his head.
Speaker 1: Was he deaf or something? Which he was? He was
Speaker 1: like he he became deaf, like super early on fucking nerd. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's just one of those things where it's like I
Speaker 3: feel lucky and like my friend Ed, I feel like
Speaker 3: he got lucky where he was just like a god
Speaker 3: at drawing without even trying, like he didn't practice. He
Speaker 3: was just able to like, oh, exactly what's in my head,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna draw? And I was like, dude, that's how
Speaker 3: the fuck do you He didn't even have any training.
Speaker 1: I wish I would practice. I can imagine real good.
Speaker 1: I cannot translation. I can't translation.
Speaker 4: Is this is the skill?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: Like I think a lot of people can imagine, but
Speaker 4: it's it really is that translation that's that's difficult. But
Speaker 4: I really would recommend, just like straight up, just like
Speaker 4: if you're just trying to figure things out, just copy
Speaker 4: like it's not it's not a shame to copy, Like
Speaker 4: you can't like literally steal and put it out and like,
Speaker 4: you know, I think, like rewrite some of the songs
Speaker 4: that you like. Analyze the songs that you like, see
Speaker 4: what they have in common, like notice like patterns in
Speaker 4: corporate not your own, Like I like, uh uh, the
Speaker 4: most popular song that I have that I that I've
Speaker 4: ever written was Fucking I wrote it from high school
Speaker 4: like years ago. There's reality calls if anybody follows me,
Speaker 4: like they probably know the Spotify that probably they probably
Speaker 4: heard it. That song is literally the simplest chord progression possible. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because it's just a corporassion that I noticed in a
Speaker 4: lot of the songs that I liked. It was E
Speaker 4: Minor g D And then like an occasional see throne
Speaker 4: in there EP, you know, really standard fucking yeah pp
Speaker 4: the power power power p uh, but it's not p
Speaker 4: and the melody is not necessarily based on anything. But
Speaker 4: it's like that chord progression is like rooted from like
Speaker 4: a lot of different places. And that's like my most
Speaker 4: popular song like that got like hundreds of thousand views,
Speaker 4: hundreds of thousands of views before I was doing like politics,
Speaker 4: which is like crazy, Like I remember being like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck.
Speaker 1: You're more a musician than a political commentator, to be honest.
Speaker 4: That's what Google says.
Speaker 3: Is also yeah, because I mean, like your your your
Speaker 3: most huge stuff is involved with music.
Speaker 1: That It's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and politics though, right, Yeah, it's the more consistent,
Speaker 4: the more consistent stuff is politics because it's easier to do, right,
Speaker 4: I could just talk about stuff and shit and music.
Speaker 1: It's hard to do.
Speaker 4: I have a lot of songs that I'm sitting on
Speaker 4: right now that I just I don't even know, Like
Speaker 4: I think some of them are pretty good too, but
Speaker 4: like I'm.
Speaker 1: Do, you have to like not do anything.
Speaker 3: So I stopped video games for a while and I've
Speaker 3: I've written two songs, like a song, a week, like
Speaker 3: they're done and I'm starting. I'm gonna start my third
Speaker 3: one probably tomorrow. And I was just like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: like when I'm not when I'm locked in. But if
Speaker 3: you have to be locked in so you can't do
Speaker 3: anything else, if you're trying to like do have a life,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play some games.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this, and games is involved in your job.
Speaker 4: It's especially tricky with the games thing, because it would
Speaker 4: be nice if I, like, if it's part of the
Speaker 4: show though we like we play games, but it would
Speaker 4: be cool if I could be, like, can I just
Speaker 4: focus on the news or like like and not play
Speaker 4: a video game at all?
Speaker 1: Because it is a lot of time. But you gotta do.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta cheat, you gotta you gotta playiarize
Speaker 1: or like not you pretend you play the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I play, Yeah, yeah, I fucking you just watch reviews. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you just hit the beats of the review like
Speaker 3: oh yeah.
Speaker 1: You get good reviews and bad reviews, and you can
Speaker 1: you juxtapose them like everyone that does proper, like fucking
Speaker 1: like a literal write writing. That's how it would do.
Speaker 4: I'm so transparent about like how much of video games.
Speaker 4: I'm often like I always say, like I rarely finish
Speaker 4: things games especially, but like the idea of just like
Speaker 4: pretending that I didn't even though, like you could just
Speaker 4: look at my trophies and like look at my like
Speaker 4: all right, and I would just go on like a spoiler.
Speaker 4: I would join Colin on like a spoiler cast for
Speaker 4: a game that I ever played and just see if
Speaker 4: I could like almost like get away with it.
Speaker 1: You probably I feel like you have probably so much
Speaker 1: good charity that people wouldn't even try to check you,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like, look out in the future, there's going to be
Speaker 4: a game that I'm going to get a friend of
Speaker 4: mine to play on my account and finish, and then
Speaker 4: I'm going to join on the on the spoiler cast
Speaker 4: and just try to see if I can improve my
Speaker 4: way through. It's like, yeah, I love the scene when
Speaker 4: this when the heroes really hit hit that wall in
Speaker 4: their journey, and then he'll just like, oh, yeah for this,
Speaker 4: and then you're talking about this is like exactly exactly
Speaker 4: that exactly probably would do well.
Speaker 3: Because my Dragon Age vill Guard review had issues because
Speaker 3: of me misremembering some shit from the older games, but
Speaker 3: like the review you still overwhelming positive, and I felt stupid.
Speaker 4: I feel slightly embarrassed.
Speaker 3: My brother even watched the review and it's like I
Speaker 3: agreed with it mostly, and I was just like, god
Speaker 3: damn it, because since there was wrong information there, it
Speaker 3: almost made me feel fraudulent in a way that like
Speaker 3: did you really play it? And I'm like, no one
Speaker 3: said that, but it just feels like that. I know,
Speaker 3: I believe I misremembered this, and Inquisition was a big
Speaker 3: one where I misremembered some big things where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: fucking this guy wasn't even in the game.
Speaker 1: He was such an important character and he fucking was.
Speaker 1: It was just the Steam version, dude.
Speaker 4: The precire's high sometimes with that shit. Like at one
Speaker 4: of the live shows that we did, we had like
Speaker 4: a video game like jeopardy thing and somebody like one
Speaker 4: of the questions was like, what is the second I think?
Speaker 1: Or what's the third? What was the name of the
Speaker 1: third mission in Halo two? And I was like.
Speaker 4: If I like, everybody's gonna look at me for this,
Speaker 4: and I'm like like, I don't know if I know,
Speaker 4: because there's a bunch of different ways to get to that.
Speaker 4: It's like, do you count the first cut scene because
Speaker 4: it is a level in the original, you count that?
Speaker 1: Like, what is the criteria here?
Speaker 4: Hmm?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, what a fuck? I guess right, I
Speaker 1: guess right? Somehow kill them? Watch them. Colin just shoots
Speaker 1: you in a gut. He picks you up like you've
Speaker 1: lied to be boy Loki. He picks your leg though
Speaker 1: he grabbed.
Speaker 4: Thigh and lives you and you're like whoa, whoa now, yeah,
Speaker 4: just just just keep keep at it. Keep Emulation is
Speaker 4: a like really like genuinely like elations. You can't stay
Speaker 4: with it for too long because obviously, like you've got
Speaker 4: to figure out a way to switch gears and near
Speaker 4: stuff eventually, But when you're starting out and when you're
Speaker 4: trying to figure things out, emulation is ideal. It's like
Speaker 4: it's how you learn how to do things. In film school,
Speaker 4: we like we watch different directors and we emulate them
Speaker 4: and we see if we can do it. It's every
Speaker 4: it's I think yea. Even even people who draw, like
Speaker 4: who have a natural talent, like it's helpful for them
Speaker 4: to like focus on like emulating an art style. Yeah
Speaker 4: before they.
Speaker 3: Let me not like act like I improved as a musician,
Speaker 3: especially better at like exercises by uh watching drummers, yeah
Speaker 3: and fucking and then starting to learn covers. So that
Speaker 3: made me a much better mess.
Speaker 1: Every it's it's it's not just it's everything literally in
Speaker 1: every single thing you approach that are going to try
Speaker 1: to get you off better, and you have to eman
Speaker 1: other people to get the.
Speaker 4: Problem is I'm schizophrenic with my music because it's like
Speaker 4: there's like it's like punk and then singer songwriter and
Speaker 4: then rap. It's all a fucking it's a schizophrae. I
Speaker 4: can never make a consistent like it would be like
Speaker 4: a mess.
Speaker 3: It's anything, it's tough. I I finally I focused on
Speaker 3: one singular project right now. It's not even true because
Speaker 3: you know what I did fucking yesterday. I fucking I
Speaker 3: was digging through my cassette tapes and then I got
Speaker 3: inspired and then I just really quick, I just wrote
Speaker 3: like a punk song, but I just it's on the
Speaker 3: phone here.
Speaker 1: I just got all the beats, everything's down here, and I.
Speaker 4: Was like, what am I doing?
Speaker 3: Stop stop stop tough, But it was one of those
Speaker 3: things to where I'm locked into this deathcourt project. But
Speaker 3: then that my mind lost focus for a second because
Speaker 3: it's it's hard, but I'm pretty locked in.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm excited for this new project, like I
Speaker 1: got it's uh, it's supposed to be a joke, but
Speaker 1: it's coming out like way better than it should.
Speaker 4: The thing that fucks me up is that, uh, the man,
Speaker 4: you have specifics like I want to do songs with
Speaker 4: key changes in them, but I'm so bad at figuring
Speaker 4: key changes that because I love a key change, but
Speaker 4: I've never been able to implement one well. But like
Speaker 4: frustrating if you like kind of change work exactly, like well,
Speaker 4: it's difficult to understand.
Speaker 1: It's just like I'm never happy with like the outcome.
Speaker 3: Oh well if you like, say, because to me, it's
Speaker 3: like the music theory aspect of it, like so uh,
Speaker 3: it's just it's it's like a feeling right like it
Speaker 3: feels like say I was uh, so we're just we're
Speaker 3: just talking about that's the way it is, that Red
Speaker 3: Dead two song. But then there's the Celeni So I
Speaker 3: was listening cause that song, I don't know it song
Speaker 3: as a banger actually when it when it when the
Speaker 3: key changes.
Speaker 4: You everything everything that watch yeah, I love it. That's
Speaker 4: not that song. What's that song?
Speaker 1: The that's the way it is. Yeah, but I was
Speaker 1: just saying by Celene.
Speaker 4: Dion by scatman, okay, and I was like, uh, crushes
Speaker 4: the cant his head about trying to kill myself and
Speaker 4: they push the can into their own skull, and their
Speaker 4: skull is like like like a temporpedic mattress almost like
Speaker 4: it allows, it gives, but then he like slumps over.
Speaker 1: He died.
Speaker 4: Crazy.
Speaker 1: At least it would give you guys a big boost.
Speaker 1: The idiot kills himself on podcast and then.
Speaker 4: On slams cannon brain on podcast.
Speaker 1: It and like you slim the can into your head
Speaker 1: and then the equal amount of space of the can
Speaker 1: gets pushed out of your skull. You know. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like the dark Knight in the pencil thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gone.
Speaker 4: Scam white like you not with the inwards.
Speaker 1: I got a carenade nigga approach aside, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do now? Nigga? He keeps calling over over. I
Speaker 1: feel like Joker would do that. I feel like he'd
Speaker 1: find out what bothers a black person like this.
Speaker 3: I think I actually one thousand percent agree with that
Speaker 3: that scene written by Martin Scorsese that would have been
Speaker 3: sick as fuck Batman.
Speaker 1: Batman would be a fucking trip, Martin Scorsese writing most
Speaker 1: things would be a trip by Martin Scorsese. Up, Kevin's
Speaker 1: just racing. You know how much I've sacrificed you. Yes,
Speaker 1: not a single black person in the room. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: the black Goblin though, wait.
Speaker 3: A minute, was not the origines a pizza time? It
Speaker 3: was literally he says the N word and they get
Speaker 3: a fire. Was like, yeah, because there's.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I totally that's I forgot that that was
Speaker 4: a Papa John's reference too, because until right now, until
Speaker 4: right now, that is crazy. That's like what it's like
Speaker 4: finding out remembering that Bugs Bunny like isn't like, is
Speaker 4: it just an original character? Oh right, Like it's like
Speaker 4: based on a fucking Clark Gable character from like a
Speaker 4: movie or something like that. But that's like so old
Speaker 4: that everybody only remembers Bugs Bunny. Yeah, I only remember
Speaker 4: pizza time. I completely forgot.
Speaker 1: I only forgot about Green Gobblin. I forgot about.
Speaker 4: Spider Man, comics, heroes and the spirit of Human resolve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just pizza pizza Osbourne pizza. Alright, let's get
Speaker 1: on the ship. We still need pizza time drip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard to figure out with like fucking pizza font
Speaker 1: somehow fonts like pizza. Is there pizza like pizza like font.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's like ghoulish font, but that'll just be cheese.
Speaker 1: You would you would change us that slightly, yeah, and
Speaker 1: make it not as quite drippy, you know, like goopy.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, but like somebody can figure it out.
Speaker 3: I gotta find we gotta find someone who because I
Speaker 3: actually really do just just pizza time and pepperoni drippy
Speaker 3: cheese funt and then just pizza time on his glider.
Speaker 1: That's say.
Speaker 4: That's that's the work.
Speaker 1: That's that's screaming niggas the bell. I'll make two versions.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be our own versions that only us to
Speaker 3: where he's screaming the in word, and then there's just
Speaker 3: the regular.
Speaker 1: Big Uncle Fungus wrote, it is a great name. Nice.
Speaker 1: I like that name.
Speaker 4: So it's not a question but just my own anecdote
Speaker 4: for some ship they try to make me do it work.
Speaker 4: Hearkening back to episode two ninety. For those joining us,
Speaker 4: that was the episode of where we talked about, uh,
Speaker 4: the nastiest ship that we had to do in our jobs.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he says. I work in a warehouse as
Speaker 4: a fork left operator. We have a roadent problem sometimes.
Speaker 4: A few weeks ago, I smelled an awful smell, turned
Speaker 4: a corner to see an annoy ormous rat pancaked under
Speaker 4: a rat trap. This on its own is an unusual
Speaker 4: at this point. It was what was was the skid
Speaker 4: mark line of bloody diarrhea that blasted out of it
Speaker 4: like it was squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, viotally shed it.
Speaker 4: So I go to tell my manager about it. Instead
Speaker 4: of calling Hansman, he tells me to get a mop
Speaker 4: and clean it. No, obviously, I had declined, citing the
Speaker 4: fact that my job is to drive a forklift, not
Speaker 4: mop bloody rat shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's uh.
Speaker 4: Maybe you get a scoop to the part of the
Speaker 4: ground that.
Speaker 1: I love for they're awesome. I I was.
Speaker 4: I was terrified.
Speaker 3: I had to for when I actually worked in Glendal
Speaker 3: in twenty ten and we had to go across the
Speaker 3: street and across the train tracks, uh to get more palettes.
Speaker 3: And always felt weird because there's no suspension in forcliffs,
Speaker 3: so I have to for a.
Speaker 1: Brief moment, I go on the street and then go
Speaker 1: I it is not good at all. I drove. I
Speaker 1: drove one when I should flat, sir. I drove a
Speaker 1: fore clift only one time when I should not have
Speaker 1: been doing it. One of my good friends was a
Speaker 1: manager at a gap warehouse way I live. Oh, I
Speaker 1: know that one. And I snuck in one time while
Speaker 1: he was there and we smoked me and we drove
Speaker 1: fore clips for a little bit and it's so illegal.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Ever gonna say, I'm never going to say a friend's
Speaker 1: save because I know that's so legal. And I got
Speaker 1: in that fore clift and they they feel like cars
Speaker 1: missing all the stuff that should protect you.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, like literally all of it. It's like
Speaker 4: this is bad.
Speaker 1: It's like what's left of a car after all of
Speaker 1: the science is taken out of this. And it was
Speaker 1: like yo, he was like, yo, there's a crane. There's
Speaker 1: a small crane if you want to fuck with them.
Speaker 4: I was like, rain, it was like that massive ship
Speaker 4: a record ball, those videos of like warehouse mishats or
Speaker 4: somebody to grab something off a shelf and then like
Speaker 4: an entire like row of thousands, Like just that.
Speaker 1: Shit stresses me out so much. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I get secondhand, like like an empathetic scare in my body.
Speaker 4: But like, yeah, I've always wanted to drive one of
Speaker 4: those things.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 4: I remember in Halo Reach you could drive a forklift,
Speaker 4: and I remember it was like it was just in
Speaker 4: the middle of like one of the maps, like you
Speaker 4: could drive this thing.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid, which g g ah wait five right, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh it's not it No, no, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: making three. Five.
Speaker 4: You can certainly drive a four cliff can you can
Speaker 4: drive a flying car in five?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I just why do I feel like there's
Speaker 1: a specific mission. I feel like you have to, but
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: Whatever I think of a flying car. I think of
Speaker 4: the Simpsons flying car from the fucking Hit and Run.
Speaker 1: It was literally just a rocket.
Speaker 4: It was like a cylindrical rocket and it would just
Speaker 4: blast you off into the fucking So that's that's actually.
Speaker 1: From an episode where a bomb this homeless guy. It
Speaker 1: turns out he created Itchy and Scratchy and it was
Speaker 1: stolen from so to what he wanted in compensation is
Speaker 1: a solid gold house and a rocket car, and he
Speaker 1: got it. He got his song the fucking rocket cars.
Speaker 1: That one that's so prophetic, man, I want that there's
Speaker 1: so badly, Oh my god. And one was so fun, dude.
Speaker 1: It was the first one. It was the one before
Speaker 1: road Rage is the one you're in a car. A
Speaker 1: lot of s games before that, but like of that,
Speaker 1: of that, I had one on Nintendo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, beat him up. I remember the Simpsons movie had
Speaker 4: a game The Beatle.
Speaker 1: Was less so fun class the movie game. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 4: I feel like I remember kind of liking the demo,
Speaker 4: but then I never.
Speaker 1: You know, one was so cool. I have it on
Speaker 1: my fucking Simsons game.
Speaker 4: The last one. That's the best one.
Speaker 1: I finished it. I finished. Actually one of the first
Speaker 1: thing you've.
Speaker 4: Been doing that game is run over to margin kicker
Speaker 4: and then she's just like rotating on the ground.
Speaker 1: I love that game so fun. It's a really great game. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's back when video games felt the shiniest, if that
Speaker 1: makes any sense, you know, like they were the most
Speaker 1: like awesome, expiring, like excited. Yeah that crez.
Speaker 4: Like I've been having conversations just about like profit motives
Speaker 4: and just how like the deleterious it is. But like
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like the idea of like
Speaker 4: capitalistic competition works up unto a point, right, And I
Speaker 4: feel like that was the point where it was like, damn,
Speaker 4: we like we really got something good here.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: We're getting great games all the time, Like they're not
Speaker 4: like perfectly polished, but they're all like really fun. And
Speaker 4: then they figured out I was like, wait, we could
Speaker 4: cut some of this out and soe for like deal,
Speaker 4: c what are we doing? And there was like, wait,
Speaker 4: we can put lupoxes in.
Speaker 1: That was that was before.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's kind of the problem with a
Speaker 4: lot of that Stuff's like I feel like it works
Speaker 4: to a point like you gotta you gotta manage.
Speaker 1: I think at the time industry got too big.
Speaker 4: I think video it's way bigger today than it ever was.
Speaker 1: I feel like a call of duty is the reason
Speaker 1: why video games were destroyed. Like that's when that's when
Speaker 1: it's broke. And it's not college fault exactly. But that
Speaker 1: era of video gaming was like Xbox Live, caw gaming,
Speaker 1: Xbox Live, making micro transactions, all that stuff that was really.
Speaker 4: Started with pox one PS four though, because I think
Speaker 4: because P four I think so. I think it truly
Speaker 4: like actually started then, because even gt A five didn't
Speaker 4: really have like the Shark card ship until like a
Speaker 4: little bit later. That was like in the that was
Speaker 4: PS four Xbox one. PS four was when PlayStation was like,
Speaker 4: we're going to start charging you for online.
Speaker 1: No they started with PS three. No they didn't, Are
Speaker 1: you sure? Yep? Because I remember the PS three got hacked? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I remember this.
Speaker 4: I remember this very very vividly. PlayStation three places the premium. Yeah,
Speaker 4: PlayStation three was always free online. They had PlayStation.
Speaker 1: Plus on sorry, PlayStation Plus. PlayStation Plus was like a
Speaker 1: it was it was like you would get free games.
Speaker 1: It was like, actually, remember why PS plus happened? Do
Speaker 1: you remember, right, the big hacking? Everyone got fucking hacked.
Speaker 1: And then that's not why it came to existence.
Speaker 4: No, No, that's probably why they started charging for online
Speaker 4: so they could like invest in infrastructure to keep that
Speaker 4: ship from happening again. But PS plus happened as a
Speaker 4: response to Xbox Live and how popular it was and
Speaker 4: just how like they were because they had games with
Speaker 4: gold and it us to be really good and the
Speaker 4: immediately dropped off a cliff. Yeah, but like it was
Speaker 4: like a competitive thing. It's like, Okay, well we have
Speaker 4: free online, but we got to get people in here somehow,
Speaker 4: and so that's why it started. And then it eventually
Speaker 4: got roped into like the online stuff as like a bundle.
Speaker 4: But I really do think that that's the era when
Speaker 4: because that was also the generation where like games just
Speaker 4: launched fucked like the three sixty PS three games launched
Speaker 4: like not ideal, like skyro On PS three was kind
Speaker 4: of a mess, but like generally for the most part,
Speaker 4: I remember like what was it, uh far Cry three
Speaker 4: and that was like I think twenty thirteen, maybe twenty twelve,
Speaker 4: something like that, and that was a fucking great game,
Speaker 4: Like people loved it, Like Assassin's Creed three was like
Speaker 4: people didn't love it, but like it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Like broken Fine twenty fourteen, right after the the.
Speaker 4: Xbox one and PS four fucking massive collections busted fucking
Speaker 4: Destiny launches with like no content, they gutted the entire story.
Speaker 4: Fucking that was the two K. That was like one
Speaker 4: of the that was I think the beginning of like
Speaker 4: when the two K got completely fighting, like got like
Speaker 4: Jake from State Farm.
Speaker 3: In two K and like, yeah, that's well that's a long,
Speaker 3: a little bit on the later end, but yeah, right,
Speaker 3: I know I'm sayings where you got yeah, I really did.
Speaker 4: Like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen is like I
Speaker 4: think like that even just when you look at the
Speaker 4: Game of the Years for like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen,
Speaker 4: twenty fifteen, like it's kind of like, wow.
Speaker 1: My argument comes to idea where I'm saying, like that
Speaker 1: was when maybe we're there, that's when the first so
Speaker 1: it's like World War One to World War two type shit.
Speaker 1: You know, we're like World War One is when things
Speaker 1: started getting bad and then like oh the ramifications became
Speaker 1: what happened in World War Two.
Speaker 4: But I think I think the three sixty PSV generation
Speaker 4: was actually like that was like a fork in the
Speaker 4: road where like we were at like our absolute pinnacle,
Speaker 4: and we could have gone in two different directions, and
Speaker 4: we chose from then on to go in like a
Speaker 4: shitty direction.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, no, it could.
Speaker 3: Have been Yeah, yeah, I actually I totally agree with that,
Speaker 3: and that shit sucks that we were alive. We're very
Speaker 3: alive and mature to completely understand and fully like be
Speaker 3: fucked by, because there's a lot of people that are
Speaker 3: much younger now that didn't get to truly enjoy the
Speaker 3: three sixty PS three era.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know it. They just know this new
Speaker 1: ship with all the Michael like it's all normal to them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, damn, if only you guys knew. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Because Lily's brother is he was born in two thousand
Speaker 1: and he's twenty now, so twenty so he's born in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, so he's twenty now. He was born in
Speaker 1: two thousand and four or five, huh, And talking to
Speaker 1: him about video game is insane because I'm like, you
Speaker 1: don't remember a completely different frame reference people. You can
Speaker 1: go back and you can experience them, but you weren't,
Speaker 1: Like you weren't not because like I remember, for me,
Speaker 1: the most iconic moment for video game for me was
Speaker 1: the release of Halo three. That is was the moment
Speaker 1: where I remember video games being something bigger, bigger than
Speaker 1: it was like on TV. And shit, I remember San
Speaker 1: Andrez that one. Remember, hey, everybody was freaking the fuck
Speaker 1: out of Andreas dude Andres.
Speaker 4: I remember Halo Free, and I remember Skyrim skyri was
Speaker 4: big Halo as well, but like I mean, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, Ruby and Sapphire on the fucking commercials where they
Speaker 1: had the commercial or the Pokemon commercial, the original one
Speaker 1: with on the bus when they're squeezing the bus, the
Speaker 1: Pokemon thing. I remember that being revealed and being like,
Speaker 1: what's that? You know?
Speaker 4: I remember the and then like the next generation kinda
Speaker 4: like it didn't really have that moment. The Fortnite the
Speaker 4: moment that was like that, and I guess Marvel Rivals,
Speaker 4: to like a lesser extent, is kind of like that moment.
Speaker 1: Again. The is the resurgence of like video game popularity
Speaker 1: almost reaching a little outside of which.
Speaker 4: But dude, that used to happen a lot, is what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. Like it's Marvel Rivals today.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: It was Fortnite before that, get Overwatch before that.
Speaker 1: Big, but it wasn't like, yeah, Overwatch was very perfixive
Speaker 1: in the video game world, but it didn't jump out
Speaker 1: of the dude, Halo thing.
Speaker 4: Cold be four were like a month apart.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's insane. It was another crazy game that
Speaker 1: came out around that time. Bierstruck was around that time.
Speaker 1: Portal was around that time, but those were in the
Speaker 1: game realm.
Speaker 4: That's they didn't escape big big like the world, you know.
Speaker 1: I think those are the big Skyrim was definitely the.
Speaker 3: Escaped that obviously, five people that I didn't even know
Speaker 3: that played video games were talking.
Speaker 1: I didn't play Skyrim more. At least I didn't know
Speaker 1: anything about scrolls. That's so crazy because like we we
Speaker 1: were were you around? Were you? Oh? No, you were
Speaker 1: in high school still I knew you, guys, But I
Speaker 1: wasn't still in high school.
Speaker 4: So I was a duchess when Skyrim came out at college.
Speaker 4: And I remember, I remember the launch day, no one
Speaker 4: was at school, Like.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I didn't have it. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck was going on. I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I never played older scrolls and and at that time
Speaker 4: I had played fall all three, but I didn't like
Speaker 4: it because I didn't play it for more than like
Speaker 4: I didn't even.
Speaker 1: Get out of the wall. That was like, what the
Speaker 1: am I taking a test for it? So stupid.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go home from school and take a
Speaker 4: test in a video game. This sucks. So I just
Speaker 4: didn't appreciate Fallout three at that time, so I didn't
Speaker 4: care about Potesta games. And then so like I come
Speaker 4: to school one day and like half of my friends
Speaker 4: are gone, half of the a lot of staff is gone,
Speaker 4: like like I think teachers had like either subs or
Speaker 4: like they canceled class. I was like, that's crazy, what's
Speaker 4: going because college they can cancel class. Yeah, but like
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: What is happening?
Speaker 4: And I think I got I got Skyrim, like I
Speaker 4: think like maybe like a couple of weeks later, because
Speaker 4: I just couldn't escape it right, talked about it.
Speaker 1: I didn't play it, man, I feel so crazy. I
Speaker 1: didn't play a game on you miss ound on a
Speaker 1: crazy like you got.
Speaker 4: You obviously experienced it, but like the end that time,
Speaker 4: which actually kept going to Arotona, and I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is this something that annoying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I played.
Speaker 3: I played a little bit later too, only because my
Speaker 3: two of my friends wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So it was them that every conversation that when we
Speaker 3: met up was about Skyrim. I was like, god damn,
Speaker 3: Like to me, I'm I'm the same as I am now.
Speaker 3: I always was like, I'm gonna buy the ship way
Speaker 3: later when it's cheaper. I was just like I didn't
Speaker 3: like spending. Yeah, I just didn't like buying new ship.
Speaker 3: And I had to just hurry up and finally play.
Speaker 3: Because how are you when you're hanging out with the
Speaker 3: homies and all they're talking about or niche things within
Speaker 3: the sky room, I'm like, well, okay, like game over
Speaker 3: now we're talking about rivals and you're like yeah, even
Speaker 3: when you guys talk about destiny, I'm like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: That's why we don't talk about this thing too much,
Speaker 1: because only you and I know this. Literally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe Paul also, but like he's you know, he
Speaker 4: even he I think he's actually playing still, Yeah he plays.
Speaker 1: He's invested for real.
Speaker 4: For real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might be because you can get like all
Speaker 1: of the fucking expansions for super cheap. There's playing Riles
Speaker 1: is free.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the game.
Speaker 1: I was just free. And you're a comic book for friend,
Speaker 1: So you're gonna see something and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I remember that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got some baddies in there too, man.
Speaker 1: I saw him, I saw I saw some more else.
Speaker 1: Just like there's only one woman that I wouldn't fucking
Speaker 1: because he's underaged, like literally everyone else a penny Penny's
Speaker 1: a kid. I don't like the way you said that, though,
Speaker 1: like if like say, yeah, I don't yeah, like I
Speaker 1: could have worded that better. There's I don't know what
Speaker 1: I mean, but like, yes, it just sounds. Didn't think
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: It sounds it's probably.
Speaker 1: Someone someone could that could be for intrigue, that could
Speaker 1: be that could be clipped out incorrectly, man away and
Speaker 1: kill yourself. It's really weird to think of this, I
Speaker 1: thought even had it a lot. Spider Man is younger
Speaker 1: than me in the comics now, and that freaks me
Speaker 1: to funk out whatever. That bothers me a lot wee loser.
Speaker 1: So I feel about sports like everyone's like younger than me.
Speaker 3: No, like everyone that's like professional playing was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, these guys are fucking like twenty two and
Speaker 3: ship like I remember being a kid, like, whoa, I
Speaker 3: can't wait to be this old and strong, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: do you remember having that?
Speaker 4: I'm like older, fucking We're definitely talked about this before
Speaker 4: we have to believor it, but do you remember that
Speaker 4: moment in porn for you, Yeah, when you were like,
Speaker 4: when you realize, like, oh, porn stars can be younger.
Speaker 1: Than me, it was a very for me.
Speaker 4: I would I don't like twenty three, I think, and
Speaker 4: I remember being like, oh, when it's when you go
Speaker 4: to the classics, the good old good olds, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: she's younger than me, younger than me, now she's in
Speaker 4: that video.
Speaker 1: I don't watch porn enough to have that revel I
Speaker 1: never got that revelation. You know, watch por enough to
Speaker 1: have that revelation. No, I never, you know what, at
Speaker 1: least seven hours a day.
Speaker 4: Seven hours day, I guess I just never because like
Speaker 4: minutes even.
Speaker 1: You talk about the nostalgic thing. I kind of uh it.
Speaker 1: I just I just I don't catch enough stuff to like.
Speaker 4: For that to hit me.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I need a I need to
Speaker 1: remedy that.
Speaker 3: You need to start to do some research and get
Speaker 3: back on all the I remember we talked about cytheria
Speaker 3: for a minute, So maybe I'll do like she must
Speaker 3: have been, well.
Speaker 4: She's probably twenty three or twenty two at the time,
Speaker 4: so she.
Speaker 3: Because she's she's definitely up there now. So now I
Speaker 3: can do that and be like, oh, Wow, I'm way
Speaker 3: older than her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I can do that. I guess now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go do that. I'm go do it.
Speaker 3: Before back, I would do that. Record your data was
Speaker 3: fucking lazy man. I'll say once I lost my lenks,
Speaker 3: I never went back to it.
Speaker 1: That shit was a fucking crippling experience.
Speaker 3: Bro your links, yeah, because like there was like some
Speaker 3: cool leagues people would have their links saved up and
Speaker 3: then the purge and I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Care, damn.
Speaker 4: I mean it's kind of like losing like an RPG
Speaker 4: character that like you, I built this character up for
Speaker 4: fucking years yeah, and you're like yeah, I nope, can't be.
Speaker 4: It is actually why it took me so long to
Speaker 4: get back to Skyrim, because like my Skyrim character, the
Speaker 4: first one that I played on three sixty was just
Speaker 4: so I invested so much time into that character had
Speaker 4: such a perfect build. I had my entire like idea
Speaker 4: like who who he was? Yeah, I gave him more
Speaker 4: and then I lost it and then I.
Speaker 1: Was like, that's interesting. I need to I would I
Speaker 1: need to pop that back in. I want to see
Speaker 1: my My Skyrim character is so wildly overpowered. For no
Speaker 1: fucking reason.
Speaker 4: My character in the outer is fucking hilarious. I suspect
Speaker 4: all of it into like science and talking. So I've
Speaker 4: just been arguing my way out of conversation or out
Speaker 4: of conflicts. And when I don't, I can like freeze
Speaker 4: time and then like shoot people in specific places to
Speaker 4: do specific like if I shoot, if you shoot somebody
Speaker 4: in the head with like a weaker gun, I'll blind
Speaker 4: them and.
Speaker 1: They're just blind.
Speaker 4: I didn't a mechanic.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know it was either, because like I
Speaker 4: didn't speck into like science before. Like if you speaking
Speaker 4: the science, you're like no, It's like okay, I could
Speaker 4: I could weaken or cripple or like stagger or like
Speaker 4: you know, fucking blind.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool, Like it's a lot more of
Speaker 1: that game than I thought there was a game.
Speaker 4: I didn't give it a lot of credit, and I
Speaker 4: mean I always liked it, but like I didn't really
Speaker 4: delve deep into it anyway. Let's uh, let's do like one.
Speaker 4: I didn't get the fuck out of here, Joshua Jones
Speaker 4: wrote in he says, hello there, snark Lord, Snarkist, Apple Breeze,
Speaker 4: and Swen would you guys ever do a show with
Speaker 4: David Jaffey. I think that'd be hilarious. I think it'd
Speaker 4: be hilarious. Okay, sit down, shut. We've talked about this before. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I would. It's just a matter of like
Speaker 4: whether or not he'd be willing to come up here,
Speaker 4: because he's kind of he's kind of far. Actually, I
Speaker 4: thought he was a little bit closer. He's in San Diego,
Speaker 4: so like it's not exactly like he.
Speaker 1: Didn't come up here.
Speaker 4: Would be good, that would be kind of maybe we
Speaker 4: can just make a trip out of it.
Speaker 1: And I want to go to my birthday. Man, did
Speaker 1: you go last time?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Oh yeah, that's right. Did you go
Speaker 1: to the zoo to the zoo.
Speaker 4: Any of the animals?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did.
Speaker 4: That's cool, reasonable question, they certainly so.
Speaker 1: I got I got to be next to a pokeupon
Speaker 1: you ate the poky pine and I was near it.
Speaker 4: I think you said Pokemon. I was like, I don't
Speaker 4: think you understand what the zoo, understand what an animal is?
Speaker 4: Just like only understand somebody. You only understand animals in
Speaker 4: the context of Pokemon, you would be you would be off,
Speaker 4: but like you'd be very off, but like not enough
Speaker 4: to have like a bad life. You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you think you think you're throwing poke
Speaker 1: balls that at it. You're just throwing rocks rocks at
Speaker 1: this lion. This is like big ass rock I chaot it,
Speaker 1: Let me catch it. You know, why aren't you going
Speaker 1: to the ball? And then it's a fucking dead in
Speaker 1: the line, Helton rocks.
Speaker 4: Let's start cuting to get the hell out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I will say, in the last couple days, I've been
Speaker 4: kind of like going crazy with TikTok because I figured,
Speaker 4: like it's the last last stretch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, tomorrow was it? Today? Is those twelve o'clock today? Actually?
Speaker 1: I thought it was the Actually I don't know nineteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've stumbled across nineteenth twelve o'clock to day seventeen, eighteenth, seventeenth,
Speaker 1: No on, none of us know what yeah right, yeah right,
Speaker 1: you're right at a mental institution, like no one knows
Speaker 1: what day it is.
Speaker 4: Everybody's like, you want to go to the fucking reason
Speaker 4: like ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Or two days.
Speaker 3: Ye, we literally had to fucking disappear and reappear into
Speaker 3: the fucking place and then we get shot by Secret Service.
Speaker 1: You guys want to go hang out with Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: imagine up on stage for it.
Speaker 7: Just like just standing there, Welcome to our special guests.
Speaker 7: These I'm sure they're all minorities. Two of them are
Speaker 7: kind of big us. You don't know what they are,
Speaker 7: The big black ones, apparently Latino. We love the Latino people.
Speaker 7: He's so scary, but we love him.
Speaker 1: And then we got the small, skittish white one. Apparently
Speaker 1: he's Latino too. I love the white skinned in Latinos.
Speaker 1: Then we got the Latinos.
Speaker 4: They have enough culture, but they don't stick out and
Speaker 4: they don't ruin the color.
Speaker 1: They don't ruin. Then we got the standard nigga in
Speaker 1: the middle somewhere standard nigga. He's not stand he's got
Speaker 1: holes in his ears.
Speaker 4: They say, I graffiti all over his body.
Speaker 1: I really think it's an interesting shout out that they're
Speaker 1: all gonna get seats in office code. Immediately, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry queer people.
Speaker 3: At that point, I'm gonna I would recavoc of society.
Speaker 3: I don't care, sorry queer. So you guys go to
Speaker 3: for this, I'm gonna contribute to your fucking destruction. Would
Speaker 3: I would purposely fuck over the Red States.
Speaker 1: Hor can we get can we make somehow they're less
Speaker 1: oxygen in the Red States? I think that they're just
Speaker 1: is it's probably more actually because it's more like it's
Speaker 1: more like it. So we we we start, we're not
Speaker 1: We're not we're gonna just cut down all the trees, but.
Speaker 4: We have plenty of.
Speaker 1: Houses.
Speaker 4: Just taking an entire forest from like one of those
Speaker 4: places and be like we're bringing this to l A. Sorry,
Speaker 4: we're just bringing entire blocks of Minecraft. It's on squares,
Speaker 4: like the idea.
Speaker 1: Of uses in the middle of what are you doing?
Speaker 1: None of your business? O? There's good, O you Trump,
Speaker 1: I'm good at this, Lord Drum. I have a lot
Speaker 1: of just like.
Speaker 4: There was so much anger directed it, like just why
Speaker 4: couldn't why couldn't you just let us stay retarded? Like
Speaker 4: I really think, I really do think you you ruined everything.
Speaker 1: You started, something you started started, something that you just
Speaker 1: didn't understand. For me, my anger and my rage just
Speaker 1: comes from it comes from one of the Green Party.
Speaker 1: Fuck those niggas. I appreciate what they're trying to do,
Speaker 1: but also like, well, y'all are just so stupid. You're
Speaker 1: like it's like I'm not gonna be side with that
Speaker 1: because that doesn't live on my value is like yes,
Speaker 1: and this guy that's taking reproductive rights doesn't. They're no
Speaker 1: longer oh interesting oil Derek's. They're now oil trumps Oil.
Speaker 1: They're oil trumps, and they're gonna be one inside of
Speaker 1: every Patriots home.
Speaker 4: We're gonna put a little nuclear egg inside every house.
Speaker 4: It's like a joke thing, I'm pretty sure. But like
Speaker 4: and somebody managed to get a hold of the Enron
Speaker 4: company and like they own Enron now someone, so they've
Speaker 4: they they've been putting out these fake things where there's
Speaker 4: where it's like almost like a Steve Jobs like Ted
Speaker 4: Talk kind of thing. Yeah, where it's like we've invented
Speaker 4: a fucking Enron nuclear egg they're gonna put in every
Speaker 4: single house and it's gonna let you fucking it's gonna
Speaker 4: give you all sorts of silly little powers. But it's
Speaker 4: like it's it's done like really earnestly. It's like a
Speaker 4: guy giving like a like like he's Steve Jobs. I
Speaker 4: saw it on Twitter. Yeah it's obviously not you know,
Speaker 4: I get it. Anyone's not making a nuclear head.
Speaker 1: But like I just love the idea of just something.
Speaker 4: I love the idea of taking like a disgraced company
Speaker 4: that's that's like in the dirt, buying it and resurrecting
Speaker 4: it as like a joke. That I love that idea, that.
Speaker 1: Stuff that I would do if I had a lot
Speaker 1: of money, if I had a stupid amount of money,
Speaker 1: for sure, I want to do that. You got to
Speaker 1: find a really cheap company, like.
Speaker 3: I would have bought Radio Shack and turned Radio Shack.
Speaker 3: So what asshole bought Radio Shack. Some stupid asshole bought
Speaker 3: it that didn't deserve it, damn it. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It might have been that Steve person to was that
Speaker 1: idiot that we're trying to sell all the.
Speaker 4: Shrelly or screll Yeah, yeah, he might have bought radio
Speaker 4: somebody like that bought it. Itssed. I would buy Radio Shack,
Speaker 4: and I would sell nothing but radios that had Shack's
Speaker 4: face on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Shack like radios.
Speaker 4: Yeah literally, but it would be still Radio Shack. But
Speaker 4: I remember signing off on this Radio Shock is so
Speaker 4: funny because it's like it sounds like an old company. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just the name, Like I remember, even when I was
Speaker 4: a kid like it's it's a shack.
Speaker 1: It's like not even like radio is an old company,
Speaker 1: isn't it right?
Speaker 4: But like it's not like even Best by Best Bye
Speaker 4: doesn't sound old, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Target even even like you remember the Best Brandy changed
Speaker 1: it on their logo. Circuit City is kind of like
Speaker 1: I love Circuit City awesome, but it's like it's the
Speaker 1: name Circuit City is a very apropos to, like it's time.
Speaker 1: Yeah circuits like a man, Yeah, circretary were you? I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure kids don't even know what a circuit is now,
Speaker 1: No I barely do. Yeah if I know, killer By
Speaker 1: in this room right now.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like pizza hat. At least pizza least
Speaker 4: food is at least food is timeless, though pizza Hut
Speaker 4: is Hut is old, but like pizzas like it even old.
Speaker 3: One has pizza dude, Round one has like pizza that
Speaker 3: is rivals Pizza Hut actually because like Pizza Hut, like.
Speaker 1: It's like these rivals pizza Like that's like as a
Speaker 1: fucking comemn, like sounds kind of good.
Speaker 4: Though there's the thing I like, I like a pizza
Speaker 4: pizza Pizza Hut exactly.
Speaker 1: It's that I rarely ever have the pizza boy where
Speaker 1: we grew up, the dining one. I like Pizza Hut.
Speaker 4: There, it's the same pizza.
Speaker 1: It's not the same. I promise you it's not the same.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, go bring some pizza from go right down.
Speaker 1: Actually it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a fucking diner. Go walk. Oh it's
Speaker 4: not pizza anymore as a diner. Well then how can we.
Speaker 1: Ever prove this? Yeah? Damned, I told the truth. I
Speaker 1: do think dining Pizza Hut is better than like, you know,
Speaker 1: it to dining. But then, but also, why the funk
Speaker 1: would you dine in at Pizza HUTU that's kind of
Speaker 1: we did. We did. Want my mistake, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is pretty fucking good. You went back, and I
Speaker 1: like it. I did once and then I shadow over myself.
Speaker 1: Damn that was bad. I like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut's not good.
Speaker 4: But it's I don't know, there's it's kind of like
Speaker 4: the Tartino is kind of heat up pizza, where it's like,
Speaker 4: this isn't pizza. But sometimes I'm in the mood for this.
Speaker 3: Those ones, those I know exactly what you mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel the same way. It's it's a mood thing.
Speaker 3: If I'm in the mood for pizza, I'm not thinking
Speaker 3: of Pizza Hut. But if sometimes I'm like, oh like
Speaker 3: pizza Hut just sometimes.
Speaker 4: Actually I would buy the stuffed crust part of it
Speaker 4: just alone.
Speaker 1: Obviously I don't like Pizza Hut. Pizza bread to sweet.
Speaker 1: The bread tastes sweet, to the bread sweet, I don't
Speaker 1: think so taste. I'm like, it has a nice buttery taste.
Speaker 1: Doing to like it. I'm a fan of sweet.
Speaker 4: I lovest man, I love it.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 4: Crust is awesome.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I order a stuff cutter and then I literally a.
Speaker 4: Pizza, guys, fly, I have I have ostensibly done that.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you've done that?
Speaker 4: So I've so like I ordered the stuff crust for
Speaker 4: the crush, and the pizza is like a byproduct of it.
Speaker 4: And I eat the pizza and then I eat the crust,
Speaker 4: and I eat the pizza and eateth the crust, and
Speaker 4: then I get to a certain point where I'm like,
Speaker 4: maybe there's three slices left. It's just the crust, the crust.
Speaker 4: I'm eating the crust and I'm throwing the pizza.
Speaker 3: I also sometimes just eat the cheese and the toppings
Speaker 3: and then throw the rest of the like I've had enough.
Speaker 3: I've had enough of the dough, like I'm kind of
Speaker 3: for there's so much.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm good.
Speaker 3: So then there's Pizza Hut and and Domino's. Say I
Speaker 3: don't Domino's. I feel one day they're gonna expose and
Speaker 3: I have a huge lawsuit because they do something to
Speaker 3: their cheese that's not I've never tasted anywhere else. They
Speaker 3: have a specific cheese flavor that I'm like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is in here?
Speaker 1: I like it, yeah, but it's not just mozzarella.
Speaker 4: There's something in it that is I don't know. They
Speaker 4: found an angel molested it and then liquefied it and
Speaker 4: its Yeah.
Speaker 1: It put something in it that I just can't I
Speaker 1: have never chased anywhere else. Anyway, we're gonna read our
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Speaker 1: Just speaks over.
Speaker 4: All, right, the homeless person, the homeless person in between
Speaker 4: Sweeney's teeth, a squid starship.
Speaker 1: Don't make a colon a promise if you know you
Speaker 1: can't keep it. Am a throwing.
Speaker 4: You know. What I noticed sometimes is that like I'll
Speaker 4: read names and It'll be like, maybe like the fifteenth
Speaker 4: time that I'll read a name fourteen times that I've
Speaker 4: read the name beforehand, you have no reaction to it,
Speaker 4: and then for some reason the fifteenth time, you're like,
Speaker 4: that's funny.
Speaker 1: That I laughed at Derek trying to fucking stealthily grab
Speaker 1: his food.
Speaker 4: Okay, but but sometimes that does happen. It's like I
Speaker 4: noticed it.
Speaker 1: It's it's very funny. Is that is that the Rocks
Speaker 1: drink that, the Rocks Energy drink nice, the Tropical punch
Speaker 1: flavor is stupid good, and then the rest of their flavors.
Speaker 1: It's like Simon Butts, what I guess? Yeah, essentially, you
Speaker 1: know the brothers, right, they look like black people to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they look like that when they try.
Speaker 1: I think they definitely try. I think they definitely insinuated.
Speaker 1: They act like they act like they try their hard,
Speaker 1: they their yea, their.
Speaker 4: Actions especial.
Speaker 1: Outlaw on them. But if you look at them before
Speaker 1: they when when they first like look at them when
Speaker 1: they first.
Speaker 4: Burst in onto this.
Speaker 1: Their dad in general is there. Rakes their dad right,
Speaker 1: and Rakish look looks niggai Ish particularly him like.
Speaker 4: She sounds like I mean fans.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're just there. When they first came out,
Speaker 1: they were like verry, they addressed their tribal ship and
Speaker 1: they just looked at some But then they were like,
Speaker 1: oh day one ish and they would come out all
Speaker 1: fucking hard and ship and I was like, these niggas
Speaker 1: are black. Now they look every every I know. I
Speaker 1: know a few moments I know once someone that there's
Speaker 1: not these people that you're talking.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 1: So they don't like make content house or anything.
Speaker 4: Right, it's easy way to tell you see if the
Speaker 4: thing goes off.
Speaker 1: Big thing, mine goes off in my house with out
Speaker 1: really yeah, out one. I don't have one of those
Speaker 1: in my house. You hear sometimes talking about it and
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh, it.
Speaker 4: Is funny though, like there's it is funny that that
Speaker 4: is something that is like reliably found on the interne.
Speaker 4: I've seen so many videos and it's just it's an
Speaker 4: it's normal, it's completely normal content. It's just like some
Speaker 4: black guy talking about something and it's all like the
Speaker 4: fucking beep of the of the alarm. It's like, why
Speaker 4: is it so like?
Speaker 1: What what is it about it? I don't know why,
Speaker 1: because money should like a frequency. Is there like a
Speaker 1: scientific I think we just ignore it, like all the batteries.
Speaker 1: I'll be fine, leave the battle.
Speaker 4: It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: That would drive me insane. The beep to me is
Speaker 1: nuts because so many houses now just have them wired in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that you don't need batteries anymore. You know, most
Speaker 1: niggas ain't getting modern houses. Well it's not even you
Speaker 1: get you get it reway whatever? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: fair enough. Fair We already got to rail back to
Speaker 1: argument right back before you continue. No go go they
Speaker 1: particularly because I know I know someones that look like
Speaker 1: you taking too long flexing different from different flexing.
Speaker 4: Some of them the veteran flex has been playing the Day.
Speaker 1: One features like me and I'm like, what's this.
Speaker 4: Sweeney going King Kong mode at the local elementary school
Speaker 4: and throwing thirty seven children? What throwing thirty seven children?
Speaker 4: Off of the roof, plankton and the cum bucket nice
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Speaker 4: Some come must fall, but too much, too much is
Speaker 4: falling in mine, into each man. Some dick must go.
Speaker 1: Where that the sun don't shine?
Speaker 4: Uh uh nowhere, uh nowhere, one by one uh. My
Speaker 4: periperals have been they've been trained to be so focused
Speaker 4: in on like one window that I've I've been forced
Speaker 4: to pay extra attention to everything. I don't see what
Speaker 4: am I looking at?
Speaker 1: Why is why?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 1: Why is it doing? What is it? What is it?
Speaker 4: I don't see what the problem is?
Speaker 1: Fair enough?
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 1: Chips ahoy cookies created? Damn it? You maybe want to
Speaker 1: chip chip chi want to have a chip a hoy
Speaker 1: in my fridge?
Speaker 4: Having one loose chip a Hoy in you fridge is
Speaker 4: fucking die in a bag A bag dude.
Speaker 1: I went. I had an experience.
Speaker 4: I was at a friend's house. I won't name names.
Speaker 4: They had pizza in their fridge. Loose no.
Speaker 1: Loose, dude, savage. I know it can't be my house.
Speaker 1: It's not because I would die, It's not I would savage.
Speaker 1: Loose do I know the person. No, okay, no one
Speaker 1: I care about thing now, But I was just like, wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know people live like that. Man. I would
Speaker 1: rather I think I'd rather be evicted on the street.
Speaker 4: I'd rather be evicted on the street viciously. The lesson,
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking that's real fear for you.
Speaker 1: Respond to that threat nothing nowhere, one by one, leaving
Speaker 1: a trail of pre come like a snail. Uh.
Speaker 4: Did you guys call the short bus in elementary school
Speaker 4: the dark cart?
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Uh, I'm telling like a villain in the end of
Speaker 4: Jones yelling your name is Toby, I bite children, Gandalf
Speaker 4: send me that ballery where he belongs to.
Speaker 1: The nation, Switch to got revealed. We got to talk
Speaker 1: about that? Oh we did?
Speaker 4: We did, forget to talk about that, which goes to
Speaker 4: show how little it matters. Like I don't look it
Speaker 4: looks cool whatever like.
Speaker 1: It looks it. I didn't even see it trending. What the.
Speaker 4: Genuinely genuinely caught me by a little, a little, a
Speaker 4: little silly surprise. Have these things reminds me of the
Speaker 4: you have that fucking Oh my god, it was like
Speaker 4: a stupid image. Do you remember that stupid image of
Speaker 4: the ugly fucking like two thousand and nine or something.
Speaker 4: It was like like a balding guy with like ponytails
Speaker 4: and he had like fucked up lips. No, oh god,
Speaker 4: damn it. It was somebody in the chat you're saying,
Speaker 4: chat in the chat, chat chat, somebody listening. Somebody listening
Speaker 4: must know what this is. It was like the earliest
Speaker 4: example of like just like an ugly, just fucking photoshop
Speaker 4: ship post of a person. I I kind of feel
Speaker 4: like I know what you're doing a lot of memes earlier, early,
Speaker 4: I know exactly. It almost looked a little bit like
Speaker 4: ding fries are done, almost a little bit, but not exactly.
Speaker 1: I think I know what you're talking about. I think
Speaker 1: I know how I can find it. Yeah, look look
Speaker 1: at look it up. Let me see if old ass
Speaker 1: ugly thing like I don't even know what to look.
Speaker 3: I think I know, I think I something I can
Speaker 3: find it through a meme that I you'll know it
Speaker 3: immediately when you see it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is it, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to find it.
Speaker 4: I hope it is anyway you look for it. I'll
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Speaker 4: make me Randy is insane, like Randy marsh coming all
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Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking me, that's crazy. Not a midget. I'm small
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Speaker 3: Search engine sucks so much, dick. The video that I'm
Speaker 3: looking for, I can't find it. It's just showing me
Speaker 3: nothing much shorts and ugly relevant stuff that is irrelevant.
Speaker 4: It pisses me off because.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been a profilacine become. I fell love.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, I know that video this, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was. It was a part of a I
Speaker 1: looked up creepy, ugly mean face. It's the first thing
Speaker 1: that came up. It probably would have been easier for
Speaker 1: me to do that.
Speaker 4: It's more higher res than I remember. Thy remastered this.
Speaker 1: I think it probably probably AI.
Speaker 4: Or something disgusting. I hated this image so deeply.
Speaker 1: God, I can't fight. It's so stupid.
Speaker 4: Why is YouTube sucks so bad?
Speaker 1: Now? Yeah, everything's I can't find anything I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: What YouTube sucks? Now? What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I thought competition made better products.
Speaker 1: The amount of shorts it's showing me. Okay, so that
Speaker 1: guy needs to be killed just videos, stop, dude. I
Speaker 1: hate that.
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Speaker 4: Sweeney to death. Fucking fuck face. Unstoppable crash Manicoot ex
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Speaker 4: that's a cute idea, but Crashman foot extra mer Quai.
Speaker 4: All that I can imagine is King sliding towards the
Speaker 4: camera as the as the boulder is like behind them.
Speaker 4: Like there's there's levels of crash where you're like running
Speaker 4: towards the camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like I hate that ship. I hate that
Speaker 1: ship running those O my god, I'm like I can't
Speaker 1: see what's coming up sometimes I can't. The Sonic Games
Speaker 1: that the difficult.
Speaker 4: That's what I felt about the Sonic Games actually, just
Speaker 4: like yeah, it's a game going right exactly, but like
Speaker 4: it's a size scroller and you're like you're going fast,
Speaker 4: but like you can only see like three ft in front.
Speaker 1: We're not moving fast. I guess. I guess I'm autistic.
Speaker 1: So my brain was like, I understand this. You don't
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna land on sometimes, like there's like
Speaker 1: a fucking lava. Sometimes I like the I like the
Speaker 1: idea of Jamqui running. Uh, Like this Crash is spinning
Speaker 1: so fast, gamer is getting pulled towards him like it's
Speaker 1: like a cycle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking, just destroyed the entire sit you know,
Speaker 3: like he's just fucking spy. Wow, couch is flying everywhere
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 1: He goes straight through the Jameric Wives.
Speaker 4: Heavy crashes.
Speaker 1: Uh, Crash is ruining the city. He's he's spinny being
Speaker 1: through Crash band the code and it's always scary the
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Speaker 4: Y'all should really check out Trench Crusade. It's a World
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Speaker 4: I promise it'll be funny.
Speaker 1: That would be insane.
Speaker 4: That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's that sounds horrible. That sounds like a miserable time. Fuck.
Speaker 1: We gotta start planning the three hundred man. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: episode is this three?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wait, no, this is four?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so okay, yeah, well we'll plan it.
Speaker 1: No, this is three. Yeah, we'll just make Lily do
Speaker 1: a solo episode. She's right off. Only no, no, we
Speaker 1: can't get Lily back. Her readings are terrible. Her readings
Speaker 1: are horrible. I know, let me do something. We have
Speaker 1: it like, we gotta have a guest.
Speaker 4: We gotta have like somebody who'd be a who'd be
Speaker 4: a good enough? Yes, we'll shop it. I won't mention
Speaker 4: it actually because I don't want to do not happen. Yeah, well,
Speaker 4: I have an idea in mind. All right, I'll text
Speaker 4: him today actually, whoa Relax, Okay, shaperial. We need to
Speaker 4: We need to also math out when that's gonna be
Speaker 4: so we can kind of predict it. We'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Billy Joel Benjamin in fact, in fact, in fact, he does.
Speaker 4: He's in Florida.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot he used to be in sirman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you're going to Florida to get fucking belittled
Speaker 1: and disrected all the time, molested, all the Cubans laughing
Speaker 1: at us. Where the people Cubans are laughing. I almost
Speaker 1: wrote I almost wrote a verse.
Speaker 4: I almost wrote a verse in the song that was
Speaker 4: that was just noodling around with where I was just
Speaker 4: killing Dave Ruben and the whole, the whole versus Mega Dath.
Speaker 1: He definitely said like he definitely did not say Mega.
Speaker 1: I've said plenty of times.
Speaker 4: Was on trial for starting the l fires. Billy Joel
Speaker 4: on trial for starting the La fires. It's so stupid,
Speaker 4: Billy Joel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fire, but I kept it burn and knew
Speaker 1: those poems were hurt, and yet I didn't.
Speaker 4: I blame it on the home list. Is that the
Speaker 4: most rewritten song in the history of the world that
Speaker 4: you think?
Speaker 1: Probably? I guess. So that's like a go to song
Speaker 1: for like a joke, I guess.
Speaker 4: So. I remember we didn't start the flame war from
Speaker 4: back in fucking the College Humor days. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I remember that being like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: The College Schumer is still around, which is crazy to me.
Speaker 1: They fused with Smasha. Oh they really didn't. Really, that
Speaker 1: makes a lot of College. The company that owns Smash
Speaker 1: bought them to.
Speaker 4: I never would have guessed that Smash would have had
Speaker 4: the resurgions that they had in the way that they've
Speaker 4: had it. Like I get TikTok like things often of
Speaker 4: just their shows, and it's kind of nuts.
Speaker 1: That makes sense because fucking Roy William Johnson's making fucking
Speaker 1: views now.
Speaker 4: I guess. But he's like all he's on Facebook or
Speaker 4: something like he's off, like he's off the grid, like.
Speaker 3: I searched something specifically, like it was a true crime thing.
Speaker 3: He talked about a subject and it got it like
Speaker 3: a million one.
Speaker 4: Point on what's happening for him?
Speaker 1: So this woman was raped and molested. Stop. I was
Speaker 1: a fan of his.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 4: I'm sure I liked it was pretty much talking talking
Speaker 4: about murders.
Speaker 1: Transition. That was pretty good. Actually, yeah, I watched that
Speaker 1: show a lot.
Speaker 4: I watched it a lot too. I think that I
Speaker 4: watched a lot too, not as much.
Speaker 1: I know, I pretend to be gay, but you know,
Speaker 1: I remember I liked him. I liked him because I
Speaker 1: was like, he's got three names like me. You don't
Speaker 1: fucking know is that you don't announce everyone has three names.
Speaker 3: Did you announce yourself to people as I'm Chris Ray,
Speaker 3: I'm Chris Ray.
Speaker 1: The issue is that there's no but the Mega Negro whatever.
Speaker 1: The issue is that there's.
Speaker 4: There's actually like a lot of Chris Maldonado's. So that
Speaker 4: was the issues that so I kind of ended up
Speaker 4: kind of using ray On because it was just impossible.
Speaker 4: There's like a baseball player named Chrismo. There's like a
Speaker 4: serial rapist named Chris Maldonado. They're both the same person.
Speaker 4: He used to be a former baseball player, so there's
Speaker 4: like there's a lot for he started making it. That
Speaker 4: would suck so hard. What's because everyone has a Chris
Speaker 4: Raise very specific, like there's not a lot of Chris Rays,
Speaker 4: but there is also a Chris Ray in baseball. So
Speaker 4: it's like, I'm kind of I'm borked either way.
Speaker 1: Because I don't know. I never I never gave my
Speaker 1: middle name to people, and I was like, I'm Kingston
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Speaker 4: No, that's the name of that fucking dog and Lassie. Anyway,
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Speaker 4: They decided to go to Hawaiian I like it, Like
Speaker 4: he's like that character is great.
Speaker 1: He is one of my favorite characters in the thing
Speaker 1: because of how silly Is didn't ask. That's crazy, that's interesting.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, can imagine we were genuinely this dismissive to
Speaker 4: each other. Okay, sorry, cool, we have to pretend like
Speaker 4: that's not how we how we act.
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Speaker 1: He's like a sound landslide by a landslide victory. This
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Speaker 1: my head disappear. It's a hurdle.
Speaker 4: I'm just here so I don't get killed. Asking for
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Speaker 4: the mask back on Christmas, my massive talk to Foe.
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Speaker 1: What are you saying? Am I so gay?
Speaker 4: Hel help me?
Speaker 1: I'm gay? Help me.
Speaker 4: It's usually something I feel like they treat this show.
Speaker 4: The the overlapping audience treats this show as like they're
Speaker 4: like like the the mask is on and I'm just
Speaker 4: like gonna say whatever, like I don't care. I don't
Speaker 4: even care if I spell things correctly. And then over
Speaker 4: on Collins Show, they're like.
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Speaker 4: The deck looks like a fucking Pomeranian's tail. Yeah, and
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Speaker 4: and then Colin's like they're using ox commas and Simmi colons.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, they pull out the fucking dictator.
Speaker 1: Colins like, thank you, thank you. I think a question
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Speaker 1: I stand by it.
Speaker 4: He somehow sings on time and off time at the
Speaker 4: same time. I don't understand it. I feel like Bob
Speaker 4: Dylan is like one of the evil characters, has the
Speaker 4: double voice.
Speaker 1: But not evil.
Speaker 4: All right, Like you know, I was like, I don't
Speaker 4: know enough about double.
Speaker 1: Him is like, oh double and it's like you all
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Speaker 1: He would sing the people and he would calm down.
Speaker 1: Going Super said, you can get fucking krilling somehow, Go super, Tim,
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 4: Tim Shallony, he just strikes me as game and he
Speaker 4: plays me in the movie.
Speaker 1: He does a pretty good job, a good job. I
Speaker 1: don't think anything wrong, but I just I can't help
Speaker 1: hi because I believe in God. I was scared of
Speaker 1: the night. I'm scared of the day. I'm scared of everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of Gaze.
Speaker 4: I'm Johnny Cat scares me because I'm just I'm just
Speaker 4: kind of afraid. The entergy he gives off makes me
Speaker 4: wish I was that was that was I'm amazing, Like
Speaker 4: that's why we get the big barks.
Speaker 1: They get scary.
Speaker 4: A former friend recently sent her extremely autistic teenage daughter
Speaker 4: with school in the out shirt. Like he barks, he
Speaker 4: for real, he barks like a deaf person would bark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
Speaker 4: You did?
Speaker 1: You did it? That is crazy?
Speaker 4: You fucking went for it. We all, I all, I
Speaker 4: all imagined it.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it.
Speaker 4: All my various personalities imagined it three x so killing
Speaker 4: a ceo for bus fair when choosing to walk instead.
Speaker 1: A former I like, that's hidden. None of them.
Speaker 4: Sealed the way under a buck of course, what what
Speaker 4: a prick.
Speaker 1: We have to get.
Speaker 4: We gotta invest in like a smaller camera, like a
Speaker 4: webcam to kind of go over and like record what
Speaker 4: we do on the table. Because so for the continuity
Speaker 4: something you may remember, I drew a little character.
Speaker 1: Last episode.
Speaker 4: If you want, if you want the context, this is
Speaker 4: Derek's little addition.
Speaker 1: He just made his nose a penis. I saw you
Speaker 1: grab the thing. I saw I saw you grab that
Speaker 1: looked that looked really convincing. Engage. He's a.
Speaker 4: Light of eyes. But once filter, do you think heaven
Speaker 4: is segregated all that already? It's just slip stroking, smoking,
Speaker 4: joking emoticons going like that's uh. A former friend recently
Speaker 4: center off to like this drip mh, Lord of all
Speaker 4: drip the fuck joh, Lord of all drip, Look.
Speaker 1: Up my ass?
Speaker 4: It's look up my asses. Gay aces fades parody by
Speaker 4: a real online boy.
Speaker 1: Won't you blow me?
Speaker 4: Waiting for the sweet hunting tear? I want his pelt Kremlin.
Speaker 1: The gremlin is my impression of getting.
Speaker 3: Blacks black, black blacks bla.
Speaker 4: That was the original version. Can squirrel girls ask?
Speaker 1: He meant it nothing insidiously at all.
Speaker 4: He was just like drinking squirrel girl's ass cracks sweat
Speaker 4: blitz cornet or no blitz comment, Saint, are you.
Speaker 1: That's out with the drum? The guitar riff with a drum,
Speaker 1: It's like this guy's a god.
Speaker 4: Sweeney's four acres and e Mueller is tooth capitally. Hey Derek,
Speaker 4: since you have been to Lithuania, what places would you
Speaker 4: recommend seeing?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, the plane to leave, I mean Marcus Avenue.
Speaker 3: I mean to be real, I was mostly just around
Speaker 3: their capital Villnis, so just fucking ill. Well, it depends
Speaker 3: on how you want to pronounce it. But it's it
Speaker 3: looks like kind of like uh Vilnius.
Speaker 4: It sounds like it's not it's not Final Fantasy place.
Speaker 1: It's not a sounding city based off my ass.
Speaker 4: Final Fantasy is based on Woodlawn in the Bronx, the.
Speaker 1: Part of the Bronx that starts getting better because they're
Speaker 1: escaping it. Yeah, but I mean.
Speaker 3: That old city is awesome. So basically, you spend some time,
Speaker 3: there's plenty to see a lot of old ship too.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's really fucking pretty. So yeah, and I'd
Speaker 1: love to go out there and just do a bunch
Speaker 1: of arson and do ship and then just hate black
Speaker 1: people like I single handily sway them the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: I hated.
Speaker 3: Uh, people are staring at me, but for multiple reasons.
Speaker 3: So it was big ass holes in my ears. I
Speaker 3: had a stupid that haircut, that Samurai ship at the time,
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, I'm sure and and
Speaker 3: fucking JoJo's like five ten or something. So there's like
Speaker 3: multiple factors where they're like, what the fuck, Hey, can
Speaker 3: you leave leave my country? Can you leave right now?
Speaker 3: I pay for tickey, you will leave.
Speaker 4: It. Excuse me, mister chocolate spiller.
Speaker 1: Uh No, fund. So I mean, no rudiness, but I
Speaker 1: leave immediately. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: I no problem, that's a complete aside. But I recently,
Speaker 4: like when I was home, I was I was talking
Speaker 4: to my parents about like just like Yonkers, and they
Speaker 4: were telling me like where their old furniture store was located,
Speaker 4: and like they gave me the address, and dude, ore
Speaker 4: so our home original My original apartment was five five
Speaker 4: five McLain Avenue, which is always a fake. Everybody just
Speaker 4: assumed it was fake every time I tell me, I
Speaker 4: really do. Look at the apartment was three D, which also.
Speaker 1: Said it fake, but like.
Speaker 4: Their their business, their friendship, but was on six six
Speaker 4: six East Tremont Avenue.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, how crazy is that? That is insane?
Speaker 1: Having a six x six that's also like a Slipknod song,
Speaker 1: a song called a Hartagantham. It's like if you're five
Speaker 1: five five, then I'm six six six. Yeah, so it
Speaker 1: sounds like y'all were.
Speaker 4: Like they have never heard.
Speaker 1: You don't know that. I know that for sure, my
Speaker 1: parents have. I should have told you this.
Speaker 4: I forgot to venture this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I was home, my dad was like, hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: you ever hear like you ever hear a band disturbed
Speaker 1: and I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 4: He was like, hear the sound they did, like a
Speaker 4: sound of silence and it was really fucking good. And
Speaker 4: I was like, oh yeah, that was like maybe like
Speaker 4: nine years or something. You found that recently and I
Speaker 4: was it was.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: And I was like, did you did you listen to
Speaker 4: anything else? And I was like, I looked it up.
Speaker 4: He said that for me, it was so funny.
Speaker 1: Here and down in the statements.
Speaker 4: He was like, what the fuck is imagine though, actually
Speaker 4: going from the sound of silence that like that cover,
Speaker 4: that haunted cover, and then like, homie, you.
Speaker 1: Went from that to the fucking the parody.
Speaker 4: You guys are my friends, right that video?
Speaker 1: What did we when you came over? You came over
Speaker 1: one of the first time and you showed that to
Speaker 1: Lily and I Lily laughed to the point that she
Speaker 1: left early because she had a stomach ache and had
Speaker 1: to leave. I've never seen.
Speaker 4: Her laugh like that.
Speaker 1: From this is just so fumazy. That's like a Rick
Speaker 1: and Morty when they do that mouth when goes down
Speaker 1: like that. You added balls in his face. He's gotta
Speaker 1: be a ball nose.
Speaker 4: He's got a ball nos, dude.
Speaker 3: I love that video so much and I appreciate my
Speaker 3: wife that like for random so randomly just start going like, oh,
Speaker 3: oh out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: So you go look away. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Five and three case I read.
Speaker 1: This one Nigga Turtles Turtles coming? Is that the melody? One? Two, three,
Speaker 1: four niggas in the TV? Yes, and turtles living in
Speaker 1: underground Niggas turtles. It's a hell of it's.
Speaker 4: All three one didn't see the other three one I
Speaker 4: only watched.
Speaker 1: I didn't see any of them. I didn't like the turtles.
Speaker 1: Thought they were stupid or some fighting teen age homos.
Speaker 3: I thought the new movie Homo was in the half
Speaker 3: shell and they're gay yeah, mutant man.
Speaker 1: Oh with the kids.
Speaker 4: I like it because their kids actually, yeah, they're actually teenagers,
Speaker 4: and I'm like that's cool. Actually, that's actually like a
Speaker 4: different like I feel like I'm used to seeing them
Speaker 4: as like it's almost like Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where they're like yeah, was like measure splitter, what's wrong?
Speaker 4: They're just like surfer dudes, but they're thirty, so like
Speaker 4: back in the they are they're like little and silly.
Speaker 4: They clocked me though, Like I felt like there's a
Speaker 4: scene where they're just like being like obnoxiously like from
Speaker 4: New York, and they're just like, yeah, you'll net me
Speaker 4: get a big trees, give an Arizona iced tea, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck.
Speaker 1: Me, don't get the red, don't get the bed. But
Speaker 1: I'm like coffee light and sweet. It's like fuck you
Speaker 1: light and sweet. Oh my god, it's just mostly milk
Speaker 1: and sugar and barely coffee fair.
Speaker 3: I just I'm I only know the school stuff where
Speaker 3: I was like I I only understood be molested. He
Speaker 3: was the only one that was like actually from New York.
Speaker 3: Everyone else didn't make any sense, like like like live
Speaker 3: action ship. Yeah, it was like Raffle was like clearly
Speaker 3: from New York and all of them were just like.
Speaker 1: Whoa, what the Like? He was like angry and agitated
Speaker 1: to have to use my fucking moves exhibited kin behavior.
Speaker 3: He got so upset when Casey Jones pulls out a
Speaker 3: cricket back because he like he understood, like it's so
Speaker 3: British and it's so infuriated cricket. Like he was so mad,
Speaker 3: and then he pulled out a Brick. I was like,
Speaker 3: I imagine that is like the like a patriotic New
Speaker 3: York fucker. That's like, fuck British people, fuck New England likes.
Speaker 1: Casey Anthony Fantano, Anthony, that's a crazy child murders. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Did you love it? Did you hate it?
Speaker 4: I'm giving this one a light six This murder of
Speaker 4: light six light six strong five transians.
Speaker 1: Stuff like that is really funny. But it's like, you
Speaker 1: can't that's what do you mean, Casey Anthony Fantana. I
Speaker 1: think it's pretty good here.
Speaker 4: Somebody draw that this murder is not good. This murder,
Speaker 4: it's not good. He really left every opportunity to be caught.
Speaker 4: Not even the grave that he dug was mega shallow,
Speaker 4: just really shoddy work all around in the production on
Speaker 4: this thing.
Speaker 1: Fee to light four uh transition transition, Uh, this murder.
Speaker 4: I committed.
Speaker 1: Strong strong, strong.
Speaker 4: Not good, strong not good.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 4: I had to That's that exact explosion of back that
Speaker 4: I use. Yeah, it's just like some random stock thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I remember. I just I was like, oh I need
Speaker 4: because I did the Wolf and Signed Young Blood video
Speaker 4: that I did. That you you did a little bit
Speaker 4: in I started off with like this wolf's sign game,
Speaker 4: it's not good. I green screened myself in front of it,
Speaker 4: in front of his background, and and I just like
Speaker 4: I knew that there needed to be like an explosion.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, let me get the explosion. Then
Speaker 4: I got it, and then I realized, like on the edit,
Speaker 4: it's the exact exactly. Oh man, anyway, don talkerson, Oh
Speaker 4: you is gonna be a colon joke, but the done
Speaker 4: killed in the same fucking episode Gate six biblically accurate.
Speaker 1: Pee diddy peepee?
Speaker 4: Is there anything else you guys want me to draw?
Speaker 4: I can take requests. Hmmmm, what should you draw?
Speaker 1: I mean, uh, I really want some I want some
Speaker 1: pizza time or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give us a pizza time your own interpretation, don't
Speaker 4: let let let your own interpretation flow. We've seen a
Speaker 4: lot of the pizza green goblin thing. Yeah, try maybe
Speaker 4: like a pizza green golbum thing from the comics or something,
Speaker 4: you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Fucking whatever.
Speaker 4: Regret not getting a comeback. Hey, uh my dad used
Speaker 4: to punish me by publicly embarrassing me with tart speak too.
Speaker 1: Mebe fishy.
Speaker 4: I sucked off Destiny, and all I got was this
Speaker 4: lousy Aids forcing my family to watch gup to eighty
Speaker 4: nine's Top ten hotes Sonny Female Characters on Christmas, John
Speaker 4: Strickling Marks eighteen and nine. Tell It, Tell a Castorbader,
Speaker 4: Keep the boy, keep going, boys, I'm almost there. The
Speaker 4: First Church of Key David present, uh present, the j
Speaker 4: Oi the jo I Rogan Experience, Joy Rogan Experience. I lost.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you actually called the last episode of
Speaker 4: Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1: I was expecting to.
Speaker 4: Is that the one that we recorded?
Speaker 1: Uh? That was the last?
Speaker 4: That was the last remote one, the First Church of
Speaker 4: Key David. I read that already. I lost my virginity to.
Speaker 1: A goth girl.
Speaker 3: I fucking Marvel Rival. Sorry what, bro, you haven't seen
Speaker 3: that yet? No, Doctor Strange is whipping fucking black panther.
Speaker 1: Loki just going and transformed them and helps him. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: This one is good.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a really fun game. They're getting me
Speaker 1: into the ship that I'm seeing the sex stuf and
Speaker 1: then the slavery ship. Just play, dude, we don't play competitive.
Speaker 4: We just yeah, we just funking around.
Speaker 1: I'll tell each other jokes pretty much.
Speaker 4: Just stand upon, I'll download, I get home, let me
Speaker 4: know when you guys jump on and I'll.
Speaker 1: Try to I'll join you, which also invite to the discord.
Speaker 4: All right, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have friend discords? What about you? And we
Speaker 1: know each other in person too, You guys, are you
Speaker 1: leave guys in the area that are fucking lame and
Speaker 1: stupid and dumb? Anyway, we love you, We love your
Speaker 1: you pay me nigga?
Speaker 4: Anyway we were Yeah, Like dude, there's quests and shipp
Speaker 4: in that game, and like, also, I don't do I
Speaker 4: literally don't do anything but jump into quick play as
Speaker 4: Spider Man. I'm not blogged in the I have not
Speaker 4: even scrolled to the other like tabs.
Speaker 1: And oh my god, you didn't even get in the
Speaker 1: battle pass.
Speaker 4: With that, I'm not gonna buy the battle pass.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a free good game, Like why the fuck
Speaker 1: would I pay for it? People do sh like this
Speaker 1: in Fortnite because I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they got Yeah, they had to get rid
Speaker 4: of the fucking whip them emo.
Speaker 1: Remember is MLK actually in Fortnite? Is that real?
Speaker 4: They had an MLK event where they insane, but they
Speaker 4: had like they they had like do is I have
Speaker 4: a dream speech or something? And everybody was just doing
Speaker 4: the whip the Wonder Woman whip.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, is that with it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's crazy. That's funny. That's pretty funny. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: But you know.
Speaker 4: What's funny about that is that like that's his attack.
Speaker 4: They can't do anything about that. Also, their Chinese company.
Speaker 1: You didn't want to put on the front page of
Speaker 1: their paper girls.
Speaker 4: Pussy underneath the clothes, we don't care about. That's fire.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's direction big it probably I
Speaker 4: think I did see it, though it probably is true.
Speaker 1: Huge.
Speaker 4: I appreciate when developers that though, yeah, I really do.
Speaker 1: They add assholes to the modeled her asshole and what
Speaker 1: her ships would look like.
Speaker 4: Photo realistic, while the rest of the game is it's
Speaker 4: like that, Mario, and it's a realistic. I send that
Speaker 4: to everything like they're people.
Speaker 1: Whenever someone you see mad, I send that to.
Speaker 4: I send that to people when I think they're just
Speaker 4: being like stupid and annoyed.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
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Speaker 1: List as always, the king.
Speaker 4: Azard a baphazard.
Speaker 1: Gone gone in the form of blacks excuse me while
Speaker 1: having an asthma attack. Excuse me, I'm dying, look at anything,
Speaker 1: I'm talented.
Speaker 4: You are right there, all right, Nah, all right bye.