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Speaker 1: For good warning, this podcast is designed to take you
Speaker 1: outside of your comfort zone and make you question reality.
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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to the SHO Show. Everybody, How
Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing? Out in the fuck are
Speaker 1: you do? How's the weather in your parts? I was
Speaker 1: really hoping to get some snow, even if it wasn't
Speaker 1: for Christmas. I just liked to feel like I had
Speaker 1: some kind of a winter, but not a flake in sight.
Speaker 1: And then my family in northeast Ohio and the Cleveland
Speaker 1: area are literally buried in their houses. We have this
Speaker 1: cousin group text and they're all suffering from seasonal depression.
Speaker 1: According to them, they just want some sunlight. They just
Speaker 1: want some you know, not snow, I guess. And I'm
Speaker 1: sitting over here wishing I could just get one flake,
Speaker 1: just one flake, even though it's almost February. Sometimes February
Speaker 1: can be the dog days of winter. But I will
Speaker 1: tell you the podcast room is a nice and freezing
Speaker 1: ass forty degrees. I got this little heater plugged in
Speaker 1: warm my freezing cold toes up. But my sister got
Speaker 1: me these really thick ass house shoes and I love them.
Speaker 1: They look like ugs, but they're not ugs. You know,
Speaker 1: have you guys ever noticed when you get stuff on
Speaker 1: Amazon it looks like the thing you want, but it's
Speaker 1: really not. But it's as close as you can get.
Speaker 1: So these are not ugs, but they got some weird
Speaker 1: kind of like Chinese fucking. They're googs or gugs instead
Speaker 1: of ugs. You got the gugs, you know, you'd be
Speaker 1: out and about. Oh I love your ugs. They're not ugs,
Speaker 1: they're googs. They're grugs. Uh. Some of the stuff, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Like, we got this pizza kit for Christmas
Speaker 1: from a family member and it has like a pizza
Speaker 1: pan and like a pizza cutter and like a little
Speaker 1: pizza shovel thing to you know, get your slices out.
Speaker 1: It ain't even the brand, ain't even a name. It's
Speaker 1: just like some of this shit has just like it's
Speaker 1: just random letters uqph y T that's the brand of
Speaker 1: the pizza kit. And then you get it, and you're like, well,
Speaker 1: I hope nobody asks me what brand a pizza kit
Speaker 1: I have because I ain't gonna be able to fucking
Speaker 1: say this shit uqy PI t y H pizza kit,
Speaker 1: Like what is this stuff? Like some of it? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Look, I put so much dry shampoo in
Speaker 1: my hair it's literally showing up on the camera. Just
Speaker 1: ignore that, Just ignore it. I don't have gray hair yet,
Speaker 1: I just have dry shampoo. But yeah, like you know,
Speaker 1: some of this stuff ain't even You can't even pronounce
Speaker 1: this shit. And god forbid you get a pair of
Speaker 1: leggings or shorts or some shit like that off Amazon
Speaker 1: because they put the name on like the outside of
Speaker 1: the pants, and so now you gotta walk around with
Speaker 1: pants that say like be why a QUBZ you didn't
Speaker 1: and people then people know you're poor because all the
Speaker 1: cute little pink leggings they got the little pink dog
Speaker 1: on them and they say pink and they're all so cute,
Speaker 1: and everybody knows you bougie bitch because you got your
Speaker 1: shit at the pink store. Maybe you're not at bougie
Speaker 1: bitch and you got your stuff at the fucking goodwill
Speaker 1: slash like Plato's closet, but it still says pink on it.
Speaker 1: I can read that.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: The stuff you get on Amazon for the low five
Speaker 1: ninety nine leggings, they don't say pink. They say b
Speaker 1: q r t z y x z o B And
Speaker 1: then you gotta wear that around and people know you
Speaker 1: got the Amazon special. But that's besides the point. I
Speaker 1: feel like these days, I'm doing the best they can
Speaker 1: out here, you know, trying to still be romantic and
Speaker 1: shit and you know, wear a little cute outfit for
Speaker 1: my man and not look like a flabby, saggy sack
Speaker 1: of potatoes. It's like, oh, another oversized T shirt day.
Speaker 1: I'd be trying to like put some little outfit, some
Speaker 1: jeans on and stuff like that. But if I could
Speaker 1: identify with one character in the history of characters, I
Speaker 1: feel like I've turned into Wanda from in Living Color.
Speaker 1: That's my spirit animal. That's who I identify with.
Speaker 3: I got you and I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: All right, let's just get up into the bed. Okay,
Speaker 1: all this cuteness, little flirty, little putting on outfits and stuff. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm in survival mode. I got you, and I'm ready
Speaker 1: to go. Okay, I'll rock your world whatever, but what
Speaker 1: you see is what you get. Okay, it's not cute,
Speaker 1: but this is what I have to offer. So I
Speaker 1: just scrolling, you know how you be doing when you're
Speaker 1: shitting or whatever, Just sitting there scrolling on my phone
Speaker 1: and this real popped up, and I feel like we're
Speaker 1: getting a good taste of where we are as a nation.
Speaker 1: When it gets to the point where the entertainment is
Speaker 1: A guy who taped a bucket on his head and
Speaker 1: then taped spoons to his ceiling fan, and then was
Speaker 1: playing his guitar and had the fan spinning at just
Speaker 1: the right speed to hit the spoons off the bucket,
Speaker 1: and he had like this little percussion guitar Billy Jean
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson moment, or maybe it was beat it. Either way,
Speaker 1: it would have been more ironic and funny if it
Speaker 1: was beat it because he had spoons hitting him in
Speaker 1: the head. But I mean, this is the entertainment. This
Speaker 1: is what we this It had seven million views, seven
Speaker 1: million views. A guy who taped a bucket on his head,
Speaker 1: taped spoons to a ceiling fan, and it makes you think, like,
Speaker 1: no job, you had nothing that's your job, Like you're
Speaker 1: the your content creator. You got seven million views? You
Speaker 1: have nowhere else to be, no job, nothing going on,
Speaker 1: no family, no kids, no husband, no wife, no nothing.
Speaker 1: People just sitting in their living room, like, how can
Speaker 1: I get seven million views? I know, I'll tape a
Speaker 1: bucket on my head, tape spoons to my ceiling fan.
Speaker 1: There's another guy millions of views, literally, where's a horse mask,
Speaker 1: sits on a bucket in his tub, and does like
Speaker 1: a little bucket drum solo to random songs.
Speaker 3: Mhm, change, just change in chase.
Speaker 1: Millions of views. The guy probably quit working and everything
Speaker 1: behind the shit. Just one day he told his wife,
Speaker 1: you know what I think. I'm gonna put Christmas lights
Speaker 1: up in the shower. I'm gonna put his horse mask
Speaker 1: on from Lass Halloween, and I'm gonna sit on a
Speaker 1: bucket in the tub. I'm just gonna do some bucket
Speaker 1: percussion stuff and we'll all retire. And she was like,
Speaker 1: you go, big daddy, just tell me you know how
Speaker 1: I can help. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, tirelessly researching,
Speaker 1: putting stuff together, making presentations, you know, marketing my show
Speaker 1: on other podcasts, doing this, doing that, whatever I'm lucky
Speaker 1: to get, you know, ten thousand here and there, which
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining. I think that's great. But maybe I
Speaker 1: should tape a bucket on my head and let spoons
Speaker 1: hit me while I talk about the pedophilic elite and
Speaker 1: maybe I could reach more people. You know, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm throwing some ideas out there for you. Should I
Speaker 1: wear a horse mask? Let me know a comment section.
Speaker 1: But my baby has this toy. And I'm not big
Speaker 1: on singing and lighting up toys because I think it
Speaker 1: makes your kids retarded a little bit. But he got
Speaker 1: it for Christmas, so I let him play with it,
Speaker 1: you know, a couple times a day, but not all day.
Speaker 1: And it has different animals in different shapes. There's a
Speaker 1: cat in a circle. Cats are wonderful, what a lie?
Speaker 1: And then it has like the cows in the square,
Speaker 1: cows e grass and then whatever else. But of course
Speaker 1: it has the dog in the star and it's the
Speaker 1: most annoying song out of all of them. The dogs
Speaker 1: in the Star. It barks and runs far and I'm
Speaker 1: just sitting here thinking, of course they put the dog
Speaker 1: star stuff. This is a toy marketed for babies. It's
Speaker 1: like you gotta get him started right off the cuff.
Speaker 1: The dog in the star, it barks and runs far.
Speaker 1: Fuck you guys, Okay, Like I don't know what that's
Speaker 1: supposed to mean. Dog Star fucking bullshit for the babies.
Speaker 1: It makes me want to throw the toy out the
Speaker 1: fucking window. But just a little reminder sign up for
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Speaker 1: you guys lay some pipe for a little sweethets out
Speaker 1: there this Valentine's Day. Take her to Texas Roadhouse Longhorn
Speaker 1: if you have one. I love Longhorn. They got these
Speaker 1: stuffed mushrooms, Oh my god. But don't take her to
Speaker 1: red Lfe fucking asshole unless she likes the coconut shrimp,
Speaker 1: which I could get on board with that because I
Speaker 1: really like the coconut shrimp. But you know, this is
Speaker 1: a state kind of occasion. Maybe a little outback steakhouse
Speaker 1: if you're you know, budgeting. I think Texas Roadhouse is
Speaker 1: actually pretty cheap. If she gets the chicken, maybe she's
Speaker 1: a vegetarian. You could get her a little veggie plate,
Speaker 1: little sweet potato wonderful. Just after you take her out,
Speaker 1: lay some pipe, knock her little flabby titties around, give
Speaker 1: her a kiss, make her feel beautiful because she deserves it.
Speaker 1: Enough of that, though, let's move on to the topic
Speaker 1: of the hour. This is something that came across my
Speaker 1: field of researching random I thought it was super interesting. We're,
Speaker 1: you know, continuing to take a break from behole rapes,
Speaker 1: petos and the pedaphocracy, and we're going more like the
Speaker 1: last episode esoteric if you will, what is the topic
Speaker 1: of the hour? Thanks for asking. If you didn't read
Speaker 1: the title to this episode, they're discovering pyramids in Antarctica
Speaker 1: and these things are ghostly looking. They give me the creeps.
Speaker 1: But let me set this up for you. We're going
Speaker 1: to go on a little journey to the Arctic. So,
Speaker 1: stretching over five hundred thousand square miles across the southernmost
Speaker 1: reaches of the Earth, lies the coldest and supposedly most
Speaker 1: isolated continent in the world. They say Antarctica remains largely
Speaker 1: untouched by mankind. But we're gonna talk about this little
Speaker 1: point of contention in just a minute. So, according to
Speaker 1: the very very debatable historical record, modern man didn't set
Speaker 1: foot on the continent of Antarctica until eighteen fifty three.
Speaker 1: And who's the asshole they credit with this little discovery.
Speaker 1: It's a pompous looking douchebag called Captain Mercader Cooper, Okay,
Speaker 1: who may or may not have landed his ship on
Speaker 1: what is now known as the Oats Coast of Victoria.
Speaker 1: But let's be real, because I'm going to back this
Speaker 1: up in a minute. He probably honestly is just someone's
Speaker 1: nephew or brother or some shit like that who happened
Speaker 1: to be over on the day when they were writing
Speaker 1: the history books, Okay, and he was like, hey, uncle Lou,
Speaker 1: say I found Antarctica. Well, you know that might be
Speaker 1: kind of hard to believe, because do we got maps
Speaker 1: and stuff of Antarctica before? No, just just did. Everybody
Speaker 1: will go along with it. It'll be great. Just put
Speaker 1: me down, all right, then Cooper will put you down.
Speaker 1: Eighteen fifty three, you landed on Victoria Land, you found it.
Speaker 1: Fuck off. There are litters, we'll get into it in
Speaker 1: a minute. But they say eighteen fifty three Douche Magosh
Speaker 1: Coop found Antarctica. Okay, But anyways, what they would like
Speaker 1: you to believe is that today anywhere from one thousand
Speaker 1: to five thousand people reside at research stations that are
Speaker 1: scattered across the continent, only one thousand to five thousand
Speaker 1: the whole continent. That's what they want you to believe.
Speaker 1: But they also say ninety eight percent of Antarctica is
Speaker 1: covered in ice. It's a fucking ice cube, iglu shit,
Speaker 1: And you can barely discern the very peaks of mountaintops
Speaker 1: and ridges because it's so buried in ice. And it's
Speaker 1: on record as being the least explored continent. Even the
Speaker 1: North Pole, which is just strictly ice like they say
Speaker 1: Antarctica is, has gotten more action than Antarctica by Santa
Speaker 1: Claus and whoever the fuck else. People want to go
Speaker 1: to the North Pole, and they be going to the
Speaker 1: North Pole. But dude, the ice in Antarctica is three
Speaker 1: fucking miles thick in most parts. It's literally a frozen,
Speaker 1: fucking vast, mysterious landscape. And what I want to know,
Speaker 1: and what my good listeners I'm sure want to know,
Speaker 1: is what is beneath the fucking ice right, So to
Speaker 1: put it into perspective, they say, like this year's tower,
Speaker 1: since they nine to eleven, dous, I guess they were
Speaker 1: gonna go with the Sears Tower being the tallest tower
Speaker 1: or whatever. You could stack nine se There's towers on
Speaker 1: top of each other and they would still not peek
Speaker 1: out from the three mile ice sheet that's covering Antarctica.
Speaker 1: Think about that, really, think about that. Google a picture.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll throw one up here Sears Tower. Stack nine
Speaker 1: of them bitches on top of each other, and you
Speaker 1: still ain't getting out of the ice sheet that covers Antarctica.
Speaker 1: And most geologists, which I could give a fuck, believe
Speaker 1: that Antarctica has been completely frozen and uninhabited for over
Speaker 1: twelve million years. But I have a lot of evidence
Speaker 1: to prove the contrare. Oh yeah, we're just getting to
Speaker 1: the good part.
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