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<v Speaker 1>Baby, I'm a gangstato.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes at a tangle.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't mess with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Mess with me, baby, I'm a GANGSTERA touch baby, you're

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<v Speaker 2>a gangstatu.

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<v Speaker 1>For good warning, this podcast is designed to take you

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<v Speaker 1>outside of your comfort zone and make you question reality.

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<v Speaker 3>Listener discretion is a vibe, Fellas, this ain't my first

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<v Speaker 3>time at the rodeos.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome back to the SHO Show. Everybody, How

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck are you doing? Out in the fuck are

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<v Speaker 1>you do? How's the weather in your parts? I was

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<v Speaker 1>really hoping to get some snow, even if it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas. I just liked to feel like I had

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of a winter, but not a flake in sight.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my family in northeast Ohio and the Cleveland

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<v Speaker 1>area are literally buried in their houses. We have this

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<v Speaker 1>cousin group text and they're all suffering from seasonal depression.

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<v Speaker 1>According to them, they just want some sunlight. They just

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<v Speaker 1>want some you know, not snow, I guess. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting over here wishing I could just get one flake,

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<v Speaker 1>just one flake, even though it's almost February. Sometimes February

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<v Speaker 1>can be the dog days of winter. But I will

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<v Speaker 1>tell you the podcast room is a nice and freezing

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<v Speaker 1>ass forty degrees. I got this little heater plugged in

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<v Speaker 1>warm my freezing cold toes up. But my sister got

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<v Speaker 1>me these really thick ass house shoes and I love them.

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<v Speaker 1>They look like ugs, but they're not ugs. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>have you guys ever noticed when you get stuff on

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon it looks like the thing you want, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>really not. But it's as close as you can get.

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<v Speaker 1>So these are not ugs, but they got some weird

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like Chinese fucking. They're googs or gugs instead

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<v Speaker 1>of ugs. You got the gugs, you know, you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>out and about. Oh I love your ugs. They're not ugs,

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<v Speaker 1>they're googs. They're grugs. Uh. Some of the stuff, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Like, we got this pizza kit for Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>from a family member and it has like a pizza

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<v Speaker 1>pan and like a pizza cutter and like a little

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<v Speaker 1>pizza shovel thing to you know, get your slices out.

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't even the brand, ain't even a name. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just like some of this shit has just like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just random letters uqph y T that's the brand of

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<v Speaker 1>the pizza kit. And then you get it, and you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope nobody asks me what brand a pizza kit

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<v Speaker 1>I have because I ain't gonna be able to fucking

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<v Speaker 1>say this shit uqy PI t y H pizza kit,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is this stuff? Like some of it? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Look, I put so much dry shampoo in

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<v Speaker 1>my hair it's literally showing up on the camera. Just

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<v Speaker 1>ignore that, Just ignore it. I don't have gray hair yet,

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<v Speaker 1>I just have dry shampoo. But yeah, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>some of this stuff ain't even You can't even pronounce

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<v Speaker 1>this shit. And god forbid you get a pair of

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<v Speaker 1>leggings or shorts or some shit like that off Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>because they put the name on like the outside of

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<v Speaker 1>the pants, and so now you gotta walk around with

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<v Speaker 1>pants that say like be why a QUBZ you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>and people then people know you're poor because all the

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<v Speaker 1>cute little pink leggings they got the little pink dog

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<v Speaker 1>on them and they say pink and they're all so cute,

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody knows you bougie bitch because you got your

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<v Speaker 1>shit at the pink store. Maybe you're not at bougie

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<v Speaker 1>bitch and you got your stuff at the fucking goodwill

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<v Speaker 1>slash like Plato's closet, but it still says pink on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can read that.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit.

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<v Speaker 1>The stuff you get on Amazon for the low five

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine leggings, they don't say pink. They say b

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<v Speaker 1>then you gotta wear that around and people know you

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<v Speaker 1>got the Amazon special. But that's besides the point. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like these days, I'm doing the best they can

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<v Speaker 1>out here, you know, trying to still be romantic and

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<v Speaker 1>shit and you know, wear a little cute outfit for

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<v Speaker 1>my man and not look like a flabby, saggy sack

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<v Speaker 1>of potatoes. It's like, oh, another oversized T shirt day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be trying to like put some little outfit, some

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<v Speaker 1>jeans on and stuff like that. But if I could

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<v Speaker 1>identify with one character in the history of characters, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I've turned into Wanda from in Living Color.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my spirit animal. That's who I identify with.

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<v Speaker 3>I got you and I'm ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's just get up into the bed. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all this cuteness, little flirty, little putting on outfits and stuff. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in survival mode. I got you, and I'm ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Okay, I'll rock your world whatever, but what

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<v Speaker 1>you see is what you get. Okay, it's not cute,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is what I have to offer. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just scrolling, you know how you be doing when you're

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<v Speaker 1>shitting or whatever, Just sitting there scrolling on my phone

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<v Speaker 1>and this real popped up, and I feel like we're

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<v Speaker 1>getting a good taste of where we are as a nation.

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<v Speaker 1>When it gets to the point where the entertainment is

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<v Speaker 1>A guy who taped a bucket on his head and

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<v Speaker 1>then taped spoons to his ceiling fan, and then was

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<v Speaker 1>playing his guitar and had the fan spinning at just

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<v Speaker 1>the right speed to hit the spoons off the bucket,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had like this little percussion guitar Billy Jean

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson moment, or maybe it was beat it. Either way,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have been more ironic and funny if it

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<v Speaker 1>was beat it because he had spoons hitting him in

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<v Speaker 1>the head. But I mean, this is the entertainment. This

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<v Speaker 1>is what we this It had seven million views, seven

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<v Speaker 1>million views. A guy who taped a bucket on his head,

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<v Speaker 1>taped spoons to a ceiling fan, and it makes you think, like,

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<v Speaker 1>no job, you had nothing that's your job, Like you're

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<v Speaker 1>the your content creator. You got seven million views? You

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<v Speaker 1>have nowhere else to be, no job, nothing going on,

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<v Speaker 1>no family, no kids, no husband, no wife, no nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>People just sitting in their living room, like, how can

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<v Speaker 1>I get seven million views? I know, I'll tape a

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<v Speaker 1>bucket on my head, tape spoons to my ceiling fan.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another guy millions of views, literally, where's a horse mask,

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<v Speaker 1>sits on a bucket in his tub, and does like

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<v Speaker 1>a little bucket drum solo to random songs.

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<v Speaker 3>Mhm, change, just change in chase.

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<v Speaker 1>Millions of views. The guy probably quit working and everything

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<v Speaker 1>behind the shit. Just one day he told his wife,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I think. I'm gonna put Christmas lights

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<v Speaker 1>up in the shower. I'm gonna put his horse mask

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<v Speaker 1>on from Lass Halloween, and I'm gonna sit on a

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<v Speaker 1>bucket in the tub. I'm just gonna do some bucket

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<v Speaker 1>percussion stuff and we'll all retire. And she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you go, big daddy, just tell me you know how

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<v Speaker 1>I can help. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, tirelessly researching,

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<v Speaker 1>putting stuff together, making presentations, you know, marketing my show

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<v Speaker 1>on other podcasts, doing this, doing that, whatever I'm lucky

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<v Speaker 1>to get, you know, ten thousand here and there, which

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not complaining. I think that's great. But maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>should tape a bucket on my head and let spoons

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<v Speaker 1>hit me while I talk about the pedophilic elite and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I could reach more people. You know, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm throwing some ideas out there for you. Should I

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<v Speaker 1>wear a horse mask? Let me know a comment section.

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<v Speaker 1>But my baby has this toy. And I'm not big

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<v Speaker 1>on singing and lighting up toys because I think it

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<v Speaker 1>makes your kids retarded a little bit. But he got

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<v Speaker 1>it for Christmas, so I let him play with it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a couple times a day, but not all day.

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<v Speaker 1>And it has different animals in different shapes. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>cat in a circle. Cats are wonderful, what a lie?

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<v Speaker 1>And then it has like the cows in the square,

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<v Speaker 1>cows e grass and then whatever else. But of course

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<v Speaker 1>it has the dog in the star and it's the

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<v Speaker 1>most annoying song out of all of them. The dogs

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<v Speaker 1>in the Star. It barks and runs far and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just sitting here thinking, of course they put the dog

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<v Speaker 1>star stuff. This is a toy marketed for babies. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like you gotta get him started right off the cuff.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog in the star, it barks and runs far.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you guys, Okay, Like I don't know what that's

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to mean. Dog Star fucking bullshit for the babies.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me want to throw the toy out the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking window. But just a little reminder sign up for

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<v Speaker 1>the Cosmic Peach Patreon room two three seven before February

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<v Speaker 1>tenth if you want to be entered for the six

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<v Speaker 1>months of free Patreon. Just a little reminder there. Hope

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<v Speaker 1>you guys lay some pipe for a little sweethets out

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<v Speaker 1>there this Valentine's Day. Take her to Texas Roadhouse Longhorn

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<v Speaker 1>if you have one. I love Longhorn. They got these

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<v Speaker 1>stuffed mushrooms, Oh my god. But don't take her to

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<v Speaker 1>red Lfe fucking asshole unless she likes the coconut shrimp,

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<v Speaker 1>which I could get on board with that because I

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<v Speaker 1>really like the coconut shrimp. But you know, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a state kind of occasion. Maybe a little outback steakhouse

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<v Speaker 1>if you're you know, budgeting. I think Texas Roadhouse is

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<v Speaker 1>actually pretty cheap. If she gets the chicken, maybe she's

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<v Speaker 1>a vegetarian. You could get her a little veggie plate,

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<v Speaker 1>little sweet potato wonderful. Just after you take her out,

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<v Speaker 1>lay some pipe, knock her little flabby titties around, give

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<v Speaker 1>her a kiss, make her feel beautiful because she deserves it.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough of that, though, let's move on to the topic

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<v Speaker 1>of the hour. This is something that came across my

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<v Speaker 1>field of researching random I thought it was super interesting. We're,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, continuing to take a break from behole rapes,

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<v Speaker 1>petos and the pedaphocracy, and we're going more like the

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<v Speaker 1>last episode esoteric if you will, what is the topic

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<v Speaker 1>of the hour? Thanks for asking. If you didn't read

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<v Speaker 1>the title to this episode, they're discovering pyramids in Antarctica

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<v Speaker 1>and these things are ghostly looking. They give me the creeps.

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<v Speaker 1>But let me set this up for you. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to go on a little journey to the Arctic. So,

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<v Speaker 1>stretching over five hundred thousand square miles across the southernmost

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<v Speaker 1>reaches of the Earth, lies the coldest and supposedly most

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<v Speaker 1>isolated continent in the world. They say Antarctica remains largely

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<v Speaker 1>untouched by mankind. But we're gonna talk about this little

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<v Speaker 1>point of contention in just a minute. So, according to

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<v Speaker 1>the very very debatable historical record, modern man didn't set

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<v Speaker 1>foot on the continent of Antarctica until eighteen fifty three.

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<v Speaker 1>And who's the asshole they credit with this little discovery.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a pompous looking douchebag called Captain Mercader Cooper, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>who may or may not have landed his ship on

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<v Speaker 1>what is now known as the Oats Coast of Victoria.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's be real, because I'm going to back this

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<v Speaker 1>up in a minute. He probably honestly is just someone's

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<v Speaker 1>nephew or brother or some shit like that who happened

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<v Speaker 1>to be over on the day when they were writing

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<v Speaker 1>the history books, Okay, and he was like, hey, uncle Lou,

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<v Speaker 1>say I found Antarctica. Well, you know that might be

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hard to believe, because do we got maps

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff of Antarctica before? No, just just did. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>will go along with it. It'll be great. Just put

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<v Speaker 1>me down, all right, then Cooper will put you down.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighteen fifty three, you landed on Victoria Land, you found it.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck off. There are litters, we'll get into it in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute. But they say eighteen fifty three Douche Magosh

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<v Speaker 1>Coop found Antarctica. Okay, But anyways, what they would like

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<v Speaker 1>you to believe is that today anywhere from one thousand

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<v Speaker 1>to five thousand people reside at research stations that are

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<v Speaker 1>scattered across the continent, only one thousand to five thousand

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<v Speaker 1>the whole continent. That's what they want you to believe.

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<v Speaker 1>But they also say ninety eight percent of Antarctica is

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<v Speaker 1>covered in ice. It's a fucking ice cube, iglu shit,

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<v Speaker 1>And you can barely discern the very peaks of mountaintops

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<v Speaker 1>and ridges because it's so buried in ice. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>on record as being the least explored continent. Even the

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<v Speaker 1>North Pole, which is just strictly ice like they say

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<v Speaker 1>Antarctica is, has gotten more action than Antarctica by Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Claus and whoever the fuck else. People want to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the North Pole, and they be going to the

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<v Speaker 1>North Pole. But dude, the ice in Antarctica is three

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<v Speaker 1>fucking miles thick in most parts. It's literally a frozen,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking vast, mysterious landscape. And what I want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>and what my good listeners I'm sure want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>is what is beneath the fucking ice right, So to

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<v Speaker 1>put it into perspective, they say, like this year's tower,

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go with the Sears Tower being the tallest tower

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. You could stack nine se There's towers on

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<v Speaker 1>out from the three mile ice sheet that's covering Antarctica.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about that, really, think about that. Google a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll throw one up here Sears Tower. Stack nine

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<v Speaker 1>of them bitches on top of each other, and you

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<v Speaker 1>still ain't getting out of the ice sheet that covers Antarctica.

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<v Speaker 1>And most geologists, which I could give a fuck, believe

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<v Speaker 1>that Antarctica has been completely frozen and uninhabited for over

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<v Speaker 1>twelve million years. But I have a lot of evidence

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<v Speaker 1>to prove the contrare. Oh yeah, we're just getting to

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