Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Hello Jesus, welcome to Laura Kane After Dark.
Speaker 1: I'm leaking, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, I mean I'm not leaking.
Speaker 1: Now. I'm going to give you some behind the scenes
Speaker 1: information right now to prove to you that whatever I
Speaker 1: say to my co host here, Eric Grimmer, goes in
Speaker 1: one ear and out the other completely off the air.
Speaker 1: We had this funny discussion about something that's in my kitchen,
Speaker 1: which we will discuss in a minute, and it was
Speaker 1: really funny, and I said, Okay, at the start of
Speaker 1: the show, I want you to pretend that the thing
Speaker 1: happened and then we'll get into that conversation. So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like we were kind of like bake it
Speaker 1: a little bit. Oh my god. I literally told him
Speaker 1: like I'm not even kidding, like I'm like thirty seconds
Speaker 1: before we'll started the show, and he fails to do it.
Speaker 1: He does not listen to me. He does not listen
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: What was that sound?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's so.
Speaker 3: Why Lost of White Trash passed.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a bug zapper, the kind that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to put outdoors, uh huh, in my kitchen.
Speaker 2: Nice because I can't.
Speaker 1: With the flies. I can't with the flies, Like I
Speaker 1: leave the dwarf and sometimes to get air, till the
Speaker 1: dog out or whatever, and then like they all collected
Speaker 1: this window. I'm like, hell no, So I brought the
Speaker 1: bug zapper inside.
Speaker 2: It's like a two story double widen. Here are there
Speaker 2: sheep running around or chickens somewhere?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The other night I was watching TV
Speaker 1: down here and the kitchens right here. I don't know
Speaker 1: what fluid, but it took, like I swear to God,
Speaker 1: a minute for it to electric cute. It sounded like
Speaker 1: it was like a like a rad heead crawled. God,
Speaker 1: it was like zap zap zap zap zap zabzap zap them?
Speaker 3: What is it killing?
Speaker 2: Didn't you go look?
Speaker 1: I was just scared. I'm like, it's probably some giant
Speaker 1: spider or something that got in there.
Speaker 2: I would burn my house down.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't need to be in my kitchen. That's
Speaker 1: I know, I know, that's gross.
Speaker 2: That's you know you should have like I'm gonna I'm gonna,
Speaker 2: oh look right there, like what's on the paper.
Speaker 1: Soon it'll be no. No, I need all these papers.
Speaker 1: I need all these papers. Give me that.
Speaker 2: I'm a pro at killing flies.
Speaker 3: Use your bare hand.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't worry. The thing in the kitchen
Speaker 1: will do.
Speaker 3: Wow, such a pros so dumb.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, before we talk about the little
Speaker 1: event that we are planning where it's in the yes,
Speaker 1: the beginning stages. But I think it's we're on something
Speaker 1: big here. We are onto something.
Speaker 2: I think we are.
Speaker 1: I have also my psychic update part two. Oh, we
Speaker 1: had another discussion and she revealed some cool things. Okay,
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Speaker 1: All right, before we get into a round of random
Speaker 1: news and the question game, mm hm, we are planning.
Speaker 1: Did I talk about the wedding dress thing already?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: Or no on this episode?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, we are planning on my bucket list
Speaker 1: that we did like last week. One of the things
Speaker 1: was I wanted to try on a wedding dress for
Speaker 1: the very first time because I never have I blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Eric was like, Oh my god, we're gonna go.
Speaker 1: We're going to do it. And then I got dms
Speaker 1: from so many other women that were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want to come. I want to do it. I've
Speaker 1: never had one on either that are like at same age.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I should we should make this like a thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe find someplace that will let like five of us
Speaker 1: maybe or fifty. I don't know. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. What's so proper?
Speaker 2: Not fifty that would be way too why not? It
Speaker 2: would be fun.
Speaker 1: I know it'd be great, but no, but we are.
Speaker 1: We are ironing out the details. So stay tuned for that.
Speaker 1: That should be really fun and cool, and we'll keep
Speaker 1: you posted and talk about your cool thing.
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Speaker 1: Best, the best, the best? Okay, Oh, I don't. I
Speaker 1: think I raised the psychic music, but I wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to you about the second thing she said to me.
Speaker 1: We had like a second conversation because I'm talking about Uh.
Speaker 1: We have Natalie Vail on the show frequently. She is
Speaker 1: a medium, she is a psychic to the core. She
Speaker 1: has like the biggest personality. She's great, we love her.
Speaker 1: She's a reverend, she's this, she's that. And then there's
Speaker 1: another woman that I that I go to sometimes because
Speaker 1: she does it over WhatsApp video and she's very knowledgeable
Speaker 1: about like numerology and like put in, like you know,
Speaker 1: the numbers of everything, and then the planetary things and
Speaker 1: and so her name is Veronica, and so she wanted
Speaker 1: to know. I guess it's really important to know exactly
Speaker 1: the time you were born, obviously the date, and then
Speaker 1: the exact time and the exact place, because all that
Speaker 1: matters in like this reading and stuff. It was really interesting.
Speaker 1: But she said this, She said, there's good stuff coming
Speaker 1: about my career, but don't talk about it at work.
Speaker 1: Be more secretive out work. Because she said this, I
Speaker 1: have excellent career stuff coming, but I also have excellent enemies.
Speaker 1: M dude, that's oh my god. She said that lots
Speaker 1: of activations are happening in fortune and love. She kept
Speaker 1: mentioning love, love, love, love love. This guy is coming,
Speaker 1: He's coming, okay, and what not too east. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was like basically a dad joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know how you love.
Speaker 1: Those anyway, she said, Lucky things are happening, lots of
Speaker 1: different things by chance, she said, like like I might
Speaker 1: my career might take a path where, for example, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting next to somebody on an airplane and he happens
Speaker 1: to be like the president of Fox TV and like
Speaker 1: he likes me or something like something weird like that
Speaker 1: is going to happen. She said, like so I happenstance
Speaker 1: and I was like, like, likes you, like I want
Speaker 1: to wake up with you in my bed, Like no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know what I'm trying to say,
Speaker 1: stop it?
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm not sure, Like is it going to
Speaker 2: be one of those like where you have to stand
Speaker 2: in front of him and pull your skirt up so
Speaker 2: you can see your legs and your vagina or oh,
Speaker 2: oh my god, one of those situations.
Speaker 1: Oh geez. Okay that's all. That's all I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: about it. But anyway, if you want more informations, dms
Speaker 1: at Loura Canford Dark and I'll give you her number.
Speaker 1: And she's two dollars a minute and she's.
Speaker 2: Great, what I'm only a dollar a minute?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, what would you tell somebody? Would you tell
Speaker 1: me you would read my cards in my numerology? Oh?
Speaker 1: For sure? Okay, what is what's happening in my life? Well?
Speaker 3: I could do this real quick, Laura. You pulled the
Speaker 3: seven of Swords. Okay, you are going to find a
Speaker 3: lot of swords in your near future, too many swords,
Speaker 3: like skin colored swords, like seven swords. Okay, that's not
Speaker 3: I was thinking. I would avoid antique shops or sword
Speaker 3: shops because you don't need seven swords.
Speaker 2: We'll just call you the swords swallower. Okay, oh no,
Speaker 2: me and him are totally wow. Your mind went totally different.
Speaker 3: I was talking about literal swords.
Speaker 2: Sorry, wow, oops, killered swords.
Speaker 1: I just got the funniest visual I can't get out
Speaker 1: of my head.
Speaker 2: I'm a bunch of seven meats, like flopping around in
Speaker 2: your face. God, everybody's sword fighting.
Speaker 3: It's a duel.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm picturing right now, seven of them on guard.
Speaker 2: Now that's just like a normal Saturday night.
Speaker 3: Jesus, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, see this is we cannot go down this.
Speaker 3: Because a really deep shade of red right now kissing
Speaker 3: you well, actually.
Speaker 1: So bad. Oh, not take this down any further, do not,
Speaker 1: you must not. Oh my god. Okay, dude, cue the
Speaker 1: random news music. Please. Okay, now, I know what you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna say, but oh my god, this kind
Speaker 1: of was I thought alarming. In a New a New Pole,
Speaker 1: people were asked do you wash your feet in the shower? Yes?
Speaker 1: Thirty seven percent of people said nope, I just let
Speaker 1: the water run over my feet and the soap and
Speaker 1: they're clean.
Speaker 2: No, you got to get in between your toes and
Speaker 2: your digits and ugh, exactly, I know, Oh god, gross,
Speaker 2: I know you already know. I have a thing about feet.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so I washed, not underneath it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so scrabble, do you mean to tell me that
Speaker 2: like people that walk around barefoot? There's a handful of them.
Speaker 1: Hey man, the water is running over my feet. It's
Speaker 1: clean in my feet. I don't need to do what
Speaker 1: must say.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's the worst thing, but it's not good.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I bet there's I bet thirty seven percent of
Speaker 2: those people don't describe their butttholes either.
Speaker 1: Why did you need to go there?
Speaker 2: That's just as disgusting. It's really like that hole needs
Speaker 2: to be showroom new, huh for some of us. Good
Speaker 2: stop listen that that all these holes are showroom new.
Speaker 2: Stop Like if I'm I'm gargling with mouthwash, that that
Speaker 2: holes clean, that holes clean.
Speaker 1: You know what at this point in the show, stand
Speaker 1: up and turn around.
Speaker 2: No, I can't. You know why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Because I'm sweating so bad that it's just going to
Speaker 2: be a huge stain.
Speaker 1: Well, there's something, Oh my gosh, come, I want to
Speaker 1: see how bad you're sweating. Why are your sweating?
Speaker 2: Well? Look, am I sweating?
Speaker 1: Let me see?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't see anything. No, I'm not I
Speaker 1: swear I don't see anything. Okay, so bend down a
Speaker 1: little bit more. Okay, Wow, people are laughing behind your back.
Speaker 1: You don't care? What when people are really laughing behind
Speaker 1: your back? You're like, you don't care about that. I can't.
Speaker 3: By the way, I can't tell that he's not wearing
Speaker 3: underwear by the atomic weggie he's got in his jeans.
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing underwear.
Speaker 1: Are you do?
Speaker 3: I have a wedgie a little bit?
Speaker 2: Can you put up like a little skull and crossbones
Speaker 2: over that?
Speaker 1: Wait? Explain a man wedgie?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was just jeans were up my butt.
Speaker 3: A little bit. Yeah, god's I was like, I was like, well,
Speaker 3: that's where the crack is.
Speaker 2: So there's no fabric there carrying every everybody's seen my
Speaker 2: crack now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, So Scrabble the Official Scrabble Dictionaries
Speaker 1: adding a bunch of new words. Okay, now, I have
Speaker 1: a very big problem with this first word because it's
Speaker 1: not new. My son used it all the time when
Speaker 1: he was in high school. The word is yeat god,
Speaker 1: meaning to throw or express excitement.
Speaker 3: That's a stupid word.
Speaker 2: That is a dumb word.
Speaker 3: I do remember when that entered the lexicon. So yeah,
Speaker 3: that's still relatively new. Scrabble is a pretty prestigious dictionary.
Speaker 1: So I feel like heat's been around a while.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean a ton of years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, backne has been added. That's fair acne like acne
Speaker 1: on your back.
Speaker 2: How do you spell that?
Speaker 1: Just a C K A c n e nope, b
Speaker 1: A c k any nope, b A c any.
Speaker 3: Yes, I feel like missing a K is weird.
Speaker 1: There, it looks weird.
Speaker 3: It'd be weird to have it too.
Speaker 1: Though I know it would be weird, but it looks
Speaker 1: really weird.
Speaker 3: I don't think that should be in the didiction.
Speaker 2: Looks like the cane does.
Speaker 1: Bougie has been added.
Speaker 3: That's good. Now try to spell that eric b O
Speaker 3: U j E E.
Speaker 1: Good? Yes? What about well? Flof that's easy? What flo?
Speaker 1: It's slang for a furry animal. I don't know, I've
Speaker 1: never heard it.
Speaker 2: That's a millennial term, so like elvis is a fluof gues?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so they're adding stan stan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a fan of something like song huh, that's
Speaker 3: where it came from.
Speaker 2: Stan the man's name Stanley.
Speaker 3: If you're a fan of something, you can say like, oh,
Speaker 3: I stand that, I'm such a stand I.
Speaker 2: Have never heard of any of these except for oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, Stan. Yeah, that's been around four while to any
Speaker 1: who has also been.
Speaker 3: Added God could a No, that's not a word.
Speaker 1: Sure could have and gramble gramble worthy of being posted
Speaker 1: on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Oh I've never heard of I could.
Speaker 1: Have got a gramma bley. Yes.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that the Poltergeist House is Yes?
Speaker 3: I saw that.
Speaker 1: Now realistically it's on sale for one point one seven million.
Speaker 1: I remember it being like in a nice area, in
Speaker 1: a nice and it was a nice house. Would you
Speaker 1: or would you be? Is there any kind of conspiracy
Speaker 1: or weirdness related to the backstory of that film at all?
Speaker 2: They all died, there was a curse. Yes, so the
Speaker 2: little girl that played Carol Anne died like shockingly, yeah,
Speaker 2: with flu stomach thing. The son died, and then that
Speaker 2: the oldest daughter was murdered by her boyfriend. Remember that?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, okay, yeah, there's like something going on.
Speaker 1: Who did did Steve Stevens Bielberg din't.
Speaker 2: Do Polter g Yeah he directed?
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 2: I love that movie.
Speaker 1: I forgot great movie. It's an awesome movie. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Dominique Dunn was the oldest daughter and she was
Speaker 2: the one that was murdered. And then I forget what
Speaker 2: the little girl that played Caroline, what her name was?
Speaker 2: She lived in Lakeside? She did, did she?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only interesting thing from out Lakeside.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh okay, send all your emails, all your dot
Speaker 1: producer Brian please.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry. It was directed by Tobe Hooper, The
Speaker 3: story was by Stevens.
Speaker 2: The story was by he produced it. Okay, okay, well
Speaker 2: he produced it.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. First spanks, Now sneaks. Have you heard of these? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: so I want to The founder of Spanx has a
Speaker 1: new shoe called Sneaks.
Speaker 2: I already don't like it.
Speaker 1: It's a pair of high heeled sneakers.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Don't even think about getting a pair.
Speaker 1: The prices are high, between four hundred and six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. God damn it.
Speaker 2: That is so stupid.
Speaker 1: Well, jeez, okay, here are some names that will never
Speaker 1: ever be popular again.
Speaker 2: My name better not be on there.
Speaker 1: Your name is not on here. Prudence, Prudence, Prudence, Gary.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine naming a baby Gary? This is everybody.
Speaker 1: I want you to see my new baby. His name
Speaker 1: is Gary.
Speaker 2: That's cute.
Speaker 1: No, I want to have another baby, I feel.
Speaker 2: Let me go get your eggs.
Speaker 3: That's an old man's name.
Speaker 2: Let me go get your let me go get your
Speaker 2: egg kleidus.
Speaker 1: No one's ever going to be named Phyllis Lance. Why
Speaker 1: because Lance?
Speaker 3: I don't think Lances.
Speaker 1: Alexa. Oh my god, I just went off Bertha.
Speaker 2: Oh that's awful.
Speaker 1: Bartholomew, I like that.
Speaker 2: You know what your tea has been watching Signs of
Speaker 2: a Psychopath, impact wrestling, the Fairly Odd Parents.
Speaker 1: That's not me.
Speaker 2: I'm sure all the impact wrestling, much wrestling.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's on there.
Speaker 3: Shocking amount of that?
Speaker 2: What you pleasure yourself too on Saturday evenings.
Speaker 3: Then when she's done wrestling, she goes to Fairly Odd
Speaker 3: Parents of Saturdays with signs.
Speaker 2: She finishes off, Oh my god, she finishes off with
Speaker 2: ninety days.
Speaker 3: Wait her search was oh my god, this one.
Speaker 1: What no, oh, because that's what she heard me say.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what she just heard me say.
Speaker 3: Naturally, she pulled up three times.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised, like big Boner's wasn't on there or something
Speaker 2: she says.
Speaker 1: Anyway, isis okay? Many Fanny, Fanny, Karen. He's gonna name
Speaker 1: maybe Karen. Well, no, because of that, because now it
Speaker 1: has a bad connotation, not the good karens. We love
Speaker 1: our good Karen.
Speaker 2: We love our Karen. Horace Horace.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a weird one.
Speaker 2: Oh I had an uncle Horace, you did.
Speaker 3: I feel like if uncle doesn't come before it, the
Speaker 3: name is really out of place.
Speaker 1: Though, totally this one I could see like a celebrity
Speaker 1: naming their kid this Errol e r R. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that's a cool one.
Speaker 1: I think it's eight all. I mean, come on, ebeneezer,
Speaker 1: oh Jesus. And then gay for women or for a guy.
Speaker 3: I've never met someone name either except does it meet
Speaker 3: the parents? His name is gay Lord Foker.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, gay Lord.
Speaker 1: I think I knew a gay did I know?
Speaker 2: Okay, of course you know a gay. I sit with
Speaker 2: you every Monday.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was a guy. His name was guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, now I've done a couple of guys that is
Speaker 3: also a funny name.
Speaker 1: I know, Kermit is on ear?
Speaker 2: Oh jeez?
Speaker 1: And uh Elmo?
Speaker 3: Who was Yeah? Was anyone named Elmo before? Oh?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that.
Speaker 1: Oh, and this is not you can change this around.
Speaker 1: You can change this around. But according to a new survey,
Speaker 1: the average person knows if their day has been ruined
Speaker 1: by eight thirty six am.
Speaker 3: I'm half I'm not awake by that.
Speaker 2: So that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: So uh, and we have four bad days a month,
Speaker 1: which is forty eight bad days a year.
Speaker 3: No bad days, right, no bad month and a half
Speaker 3: and get out of the way for how long?
Speaker 1: Like the whole year? Like a month?
Speaker 3: Yeah, for a month and a half. I have bad,
Speaker 3: are bad, and the rest of the year is great.
Speaker 1: Ooh, I don't know if I could do that every
Speaker 1: day for a month?
Speaker 2: Bad bad, bad bad Get done?
Speaker 1: No, see not for me. Okay, now cue the question
Speaker 1: gave music. I'm gonna throw a few questions at you.
Speaker 1: It's been a while, it's.
Speaker 2: Been a while.
Speaker 3: The heck is this music? You have the strangest taste
Speaker 3: of music.
Speaker 1: It's it's hard to find music that's not copyrighted, and
Speaker 1: some of this stuff ends up being that okay, which
Speaker 1: is annoying. So I'm doing the best I can do. Better, Laura, better, Okay.
Speaker 1: If you were given twenty four hours to live like
Speaker 1: a celebrity, what is the first thing you would do?
Speaker 3: Send my assistant to go grocery shopping.
Speaker 2: If I could have twenty four hours to live like
Speaker 2: a celebrity, I would negotiate a contract where I'd make
Speaker 2: just tons and tons of money.
Speaker 1: It's smart.
Speaker 3: I would say something outrageous on Twitter or something.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good too. I was going to say, I
Speaker 1: just I would just want to be on set something
Speaker 1: really outrageous, like on the set of like a really
Speaker 1: big movie. S fun. What are you doing? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: So I have the perfect backgrab music and you won't have.
Speaker 1: To you know better than this? What it better not
Speaker 1: be what I think it is. It's not and it's
Speaker 1: is it poop? You can't play poop. We can't play
Speaker 1: poop sounds. It's so gross.
Speaker 2: It's not poop.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 1: I hate you, I hate you, Okay.
Speaker 3: What was the point of that just to make her
Speaker 3: do that. So it has been ugly derailed so many
Speaker 3: times or a liar.
Speaker 2: No, I said it wasn't poop, that was I said.
Speaker 1: First thing. I said it was better not be throw up.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I didn't you say that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah right, Oh my god. All right. If you
Speaker 1: could be the best in the world at one hobby
Speaker 1: or activity, what would it be the best in the
Speaker 1: world at anything? M hm. The first thing that comes
Speaker 1: to my mind. I would love to be the world's best.
Speaker 3: Jesus God every ten seconds.
Speaker 1: He is oh he's on, Oh my god, singer.
Speaker 3: I'd be the best singer ever. How much money you
Speaker 3: can make it that, I know?
Speaker 1: Right, Like I was gonna say, I would love to
Speaker 1: be the best female violinist the world. Does ever know?
Speaker 3: Maybe you won't make that much money.
Speaker 1: I will all the appearances and endorsement, so you.
Speaker 3: Can't as much as you think.
Speaker 2: I'd like to be the best vocal artist voiceover.
Speaker 3: Oh like what do you mean voice actor?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really, like like for a movie you that'd be fun
Speaker 1: to do the movie once the movie trailers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just imagine like Gummings.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh okay.
Speaker 2: September ninth, Yes, twenty.
Speaker 1: Five or that guy that the one guy that does
Speaker 1: the wrestling. You're not allowed to say it. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: he trademarked that. That guy has a great voice for that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I think he's dead now, is he?
Speaker 2: Well, now it's my chance step right in.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you had a week oh wait wait did
Speaker 1: everybody answer? Yeah? If you had a week to survive
Speaker 1: in the wild, bit you could only bring three items.
Speaker 1: What would you take a week in the wild to survive?
Speaker 1: Three items?
Speaker 2: A stun gun? Food?
Speaker 1: You've got to be more specific than that sunscreen.
Speaker 3: That is the stupidest thing. You die so fast.
Speaker 1: He eat all the food in one day?
Speaker 2: No a week? A week supply of food?
Speaker 1: No, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 2: Why says anything?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going I would bring a fire starter, a tarp,
Speaker 3: and a survival hatchet.
Speaker 2: No, a stun gun.
Speaker 3: Why would you bring a stunt gun?
Speaker 2: Because I wouldn't want to kill an animal?
Speaker 3: What's it going to do?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: If a bear comes at you a stun guns doing
Speaker 3: jack crap?
Speaker 1: Yeah that bear it's not feeling that at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're a chance of you hitting something else
Speaker 3: it's so low.
Speaker 2: Well, if I got them right, in the nuts, it'd
Speaker 2: be Okay, they're not like real gun, you know, like
Speaker 2: they're not like they don't shoot bullets. They shoot like
Speaker 2: a little prongs. They're super inaccurate, like a taser. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I could take a bear down with that.
Speaker 1: No, not bring a stun gun. Be smarter than that. Okay, Laura,
Speaker 1: you go like like a lighter, a fire starter. I
Speaker 1: mean you got you gotta have fire food.
Speaker 2: Yes, when I bring sandwiches.
Speaker 3: No, that's not going to keep you alive, all right,
Speaker 3: jesus this okay, Okay, I don't pick.
Speaker 2: I don't cut things that.
Speaker 1: Okay. If you were offered the chance to live forever,
Speaker 1: but you have to pick one age to be forever,
Speaker 1: what age would you choose?
Speaker 3: Trying to way like either somewhere between twenty eight and
Speaker 3: thirty two, young enough to like still be young, but
Speaker 3: old enough to also be like.
Speaker 2: Old. Yeah, I'd probably be like thirty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, I this is gonna sound like I am woman
Speaker 1: to hear me roar it's not ready.
Speaker 3: I would pick right now because this is when I'm
Speaker 3: at my most powerful.
Speaker 1: Shut up. I wasn't gonna say that. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say I really like the age that I am.
Speaker 3: Now, Oh my god, that's exactly what you're guys say.
Speaker 1: But not because that geez, it's just because, like I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, I'm not lying, thirties are hard. I remember
Speaker 1: my thirties were not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had a unique set of thirties. We're not talking.
Speaker 3: You have to relive that over and over again. That's
Speaker 3: just the age your like body will be.
Speaker 1: No usually like well, in your thirties, that's when you're
Speaker 1: raising your small kids. Like, having small kids is so
Speaker 1: freaking out.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna You're not gonna be raising small kids
Speaker 3: in eternity. This is just the age you want to
Speaker 3: be as you live forever. This is solely about like
Speaker 3: looks and how you feel based on well, I like
Speaker 3: how I feel, right, look look at me and say
Speaker 3: that again.
Speaker 1: I like the wisdom that I've gained.
Speaker 2: You're not, Laura.
Speaker 3: You don't get the question. It's just your body's age.
Speaker 3: Nothing to do with your brain.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 2: She's not grasping. Good question.
Speaker 1: No, I can't wrap my mind around it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, this is insane.
Speaker 1: Next question my same age, damn it. And I could
Speaker 1: kick and stretch.
Speaker 3: So then for the rest, for the rest of eternity.
Speaker 3: You're gonna your bones are gonna crack everything.
Speaker 2: That's perfect because because Laura wants to be the age
Speaker 2: she's at now, so she can kick it.
Speaker 1: You can stretch, she could kick because she's sixty six. Yet, jeez, Louise,
Speaker 1: stop doing that. I'm not kidding. Very angry at you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop at this question that we're done.
Speaker 2: No, yes, we want to keep going, Brian and I
Speaker 2: want to keep No comment, no no comment. I didn't
Speaker 2: you look at me?
Speaker 3: Say no?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I want you to. I want you to
Speaker 1: splex some muscle over here.
Speaker 3: No comment.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Brian loves me.
Speaker 3: I am not taking sides on this, okay, because it's
Speaker 3: both been difficult.
Speaker 1: I don't very.
Speaker 2: I have been a delight.
Speaker 1: You've been scary. You've been very scary and like very
Speaker 1: boddler for real.
Speaker 3: Finally Erickson his midlife crisis era.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no idea, listen.
Speaker 1: You No comment, no comment, no comment.
Speaker 3: I just did comments. I made a comment.
Speaker 1: If you could be invisible one day, what would be
Speaker 1: the first thing that you do?
Speaker 2: Fingerbang? Everyone Jesus, that.
Speaker 1: Dumb Stop trying to be as naughty as possible.
Speaker 3: That's a crime. That's literally a crime.
Speaker 1: I you know what, Okay, we've never edited this podcast, like,
Speaker 1: we've never edited out any video or sound that I'm
Speaker 1: going to chop this video. I'm gonna chop that part
Speaker 1: out because that was so dumb. I'm going to figure
Speaker 1: it out before it goes to YouTube or whatever, and
Speaker 1: I'm cutting it out the sound too. That's how dumb
Speaker 1: that was. That was hilarious, stupid, Brian. What about you?
Speaker 3: If you could be invisible, I would sneak in somewhere
Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to be and not do anything criminal,
Speaker 3: but just be there. I'm not talking about like ladies'
Speaker 3: locker rooms. But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm gonna have to Yeah, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: redo that because violating someone's orifice is probably.
Speaker 3: That's what I said, it's a crime.
Speaker 2: Okay, So just ask me the question again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you were invisible for one day,
Speaker 1: what is the first thing that you'd do. I do
Speaker 1: the same thing as you, Brian. I think I would
Speaker 1: go I didn't think the Pentagon, but I was thinking
Speaker 1: more like where I work and like to the general
Speaker 1: manager's office and just see what they talk about. Like
Speaker 1: behind the scenes and stuff.
Speaker 2: I'd go into the White House, maybe i'd steel stuff,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, or the Oval office.
Speaker 3: That would be so I feel like they'd still be
Speaker 3: able to like like what if you like, can they
Speaker 3: still see your body heat or something? Well, no, we'd
Speaker 3: get like look at predator, He's invisible, but you could still.
Speaker 1: See no see not not in this game? Are we're advanced?
Speaker 3: Okay? So are we just literally like incorporeal? We don't
Speaker 3: even exist? People walk through us.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what he just said.
Speaker 3: Corporeal Wow, okay, corporeal being real? Incorporeal be like not real?
Speaker 1: How have I never heard this word in mind?
Speaker 2: Ghost's because he's sixty years old.
Speaker 3: No, this is a common word, like ghosts are incorporeal.
Speaker 3: They do not have a physical I don't even know
Speaker 3: what that.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know how many ghost shows I've watched
Speaker 1: in my lifetime? I've never heard that, never heard never Wow.
Speaker 1: That's that's impressive.
Speaker 3: I like, I like words like that, not possessing a
Speaker 3: physical body.
Speaker 1: Wow. So yes, the answer is yes.
Speaker 2: She also likes the word bocky.
Speaker 1: All right, No, this is this is done. This is
Speaker 1: now done.
Speaker 3: Good night, everybody.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. I apologize deeply for
Speaker 1: even tiptoeing and causing us to fall into the whole
Speaker 1: you started week and love your podcast. Please I beg
Speaker 1: of you. I beg of you. If you love me
Speaker 1: at all, know what?
Speaker 3: Please no, it's been a million years.
Speaker 1: Please do this for hours. Please.
Speaker 2: I love you so much.
Speaker 1: If you did, you would you would end this?
Speaker 2: I love you. Please give me a little kiss on
Speaker 2: the cheek.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm watching a crime here.
Speaker 2: Love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I love you, mar sweet babies. I'm sorry. I