WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:17.160 Hey, look dead mean, getting thick skin is is a blessing. 2 00:00:18.160 --> 00:00:20.839 It's necessary. Man, you gotta learn how to be able 3 00:00:20.879 --> 00:00:21.519 to deal a bullshit. 4 00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:25.920 It's like somebody somebody the other day, like I imagine 5 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.839 if I haven't been doing this for years, someone randomly 6 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:33.600 quote tweeted my pen comment and was like, this guy's 7 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:38.119 still doing stuff all And I'm like what my reaction is? 8 00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:41.679 Like what instead of like maybe feeling a little like. 9 00:00:41.280 --> 00:00:43.200 Like this guy, you know, you should have shouted the 10 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:44.759 inWORD at him, I was thinking. 11 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:47.399 I was actually trying to think. I'm like, what could 12 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:49.280 I say to this? And then I forgot. I was like, fuck, 13 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:51.799 I forgot. Too much time has passed, and so like 14 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:52.439 you can't. 15 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:55.240 You can't. I really like tweeting things that like say 16 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:57.119 the end word at the end of the video, so like, 17 00:00:57.240 --> 00:00:58.679 I don't get in trouble because at the end of 18 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:02.520 the video I do. A lot of times I used to, 19 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:04.280 but now I kind of don't. 20 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:07.239 I'd rather not have my account banned because the other 21 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:10.200 one was bad. But a lot of times you just tweet, 22 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:13.200 like grow test stuff at somebody that says something like 23 00:01:13.959 --> 00:01:15.359 gaped asses or something. 24 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:18.480 You know, I missed those days. But like stuff like that, 25 00:01:18.480 --> 00:01:19.879 that's what that you would do. You used to do wild. 26 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:22.000 So somebody says you would just tweet something really mean 27 00:01:22.079 --> 00:01:25.040 at them. I did that kind of recently. 28 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.519 I'm always astonished at the stuff that like I don't 29 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:30.840 get banned for. Yeah, because like I've told people that 30 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:33.280 just straight up kill themselves. Yeah, like on Twitter, like 31 00:01:33.280 --> 00:01:36.359 like replied and like with like four thousand likes or whatever. 32 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:39.480 Nobody. I don't know. I guess because I'm technically shadow 33 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:42.079 band already. Yeah, it doesn't. I guess they don't. 34 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:45.439 Yeah, well, yeah, because anytime, because you know, obviously I 35 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:47.319 need to tag you guys a lot or I need 36 00:01:47.359 --> 00:01:49.560 to look so I can't, like I have to go 37 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:51.359 out of my way. And I saw somebody say that 38 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:52.920 to you, Chris, you have to go out of the 39 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:54.959 They have to go to the snark tank account to 40 00:01:55.120 --> 00:01:58.040 get to your account, and actually I do the same thing. 41 00:01:58.599 --> 00:01:59.079 It's whenever. 42 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:01.359 Sometimes any pick of you for thumbnail, you've been in 43 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:04.480 the thumbnail more than like Chris has for some reason, 44 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:07.239 like say, the last thing was your Uber escapades, so 45 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:09.199 I need a picture of them, and I'm like, I 46 00:02:09.240 --> 00:02:13.479 can't search you. You can't put in what is it 47 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:16.080 Tom Sweeney ink and nothing shows up. 48 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:19.000 Yeah, it's just it's crazy. I made a Well you 49 00:02:19.039 --> 00:02:20.800 know what's crazy about that though, is that like I 50 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:23.520 made a second account just just to make a separate one, 51 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:27.919 just because I was like fucking whatever yea, and that 52 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:31.319 one isn't shadow Man, but it's connected to my first one, 53 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:32.840 like it was like ad account, you know what I mean. 54 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:34.560 And it's just like what very cool? 55 00:02:34.560 --> 00:02:37.800 Why is wouldn't it like my assumption would be like 56 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:40.039 any account that stems off of this would be also 57 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:43.120 equivalent like they treated because that's just kind of how 58 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:44.199 you would assume it would work. 59 00:02:44.759 --> 00:02:48.039 But then it's like, why you're doing that? X formerly 60 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:50.080 know on Twitter makes sense as a website, that is 61 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:54.680 true unfair. So you heard about what elon and oh 62 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:57.800 yeah he's gonna sue. He's gonna sue advertising, yeah, CEO 63 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:00.319 or whoever, Like he's gonna suit video because they don't 64 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:01.639 want to they don't want to work with him. And 65 00:03:01.639 --> 00:03:05.240 I'm like everybody is just like I can't how could 66 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:08.599 you in this is too stupid to where like that 67 00:03:08.639 --> 00:03:12.120 one video of him telling the advertisers go fuck themselves. Yeah, 68 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:15.599 I can't make this any more clear? Go fuck, it's 69 00:03:15.639 --> 00:03:18.840 it's beyond parody. Really it is, this is this is it. 70 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:20.479 I don't I don't know what to tell you if 71 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:22.919 if you can't respect him, dog, it's crazy. I really 72 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:26.879 respected him. I liked around the time he was like 73 00:03:26.879 --> 00:03:28.240 that stuff. When it first came out. I thought that 74 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:28.879 she was cool. 75 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:31.439 When he when he threw it, when I when he 76 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:34.439 threw his car into space, I thought, that's funny, that's 77 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:37.560 a dumb thing to do whatever. Yeah, you know, And 78 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:40.280 then like kind of immediately after that, he just sort 79 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:42.960 of began to it just sort of felt the worst. 80 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:44.840 I don't know how to explain it. Over COVID he 81 00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:47.080 game he became very annoying. Oh wait, yeah, way worse. 82 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:50.599 But before then there was because if anyone was paying attention, 83 00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:56.400 like this whole case projections of about what the things 84 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:58.800 that he was going to do, about going to Mars, 85 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:03.439 about building certain type of trucks like semis, all these 86 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:06.000 things that he said, like none of them happened. And 87 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:08.080 I'm like, oh, this guy's a fucking like Charlotte. 88 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:09.599 I do love that video, Like did you did you 89 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:12.560 guys see Trump on Aiden Aiden Ross's of course. 90 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:14.800 I did a clip of him dancing with them, and 91 00:04:14.840 --> 00:04:15.759 I was like, I can't do that. 92 00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:18.800 It was because like a lot, like it's so funny 93 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:22.040 watching that stream in retrospect, because like the stream ends 94 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:25.399 with Aiden Ross gifting Trump like it was like a 95 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:28.759 really expensive watch, which is actually like a legal. 96 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:30.680 Kind of thing that's kind of dangerous. 97 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:32.279 But he gave him like this really expensive watch and 98 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:34.920 a cyber truck with like wrapping on it, and had 99 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:38.879 like the picture of him getting assassinated, which is amazing. 100 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:45.000 But before that, like during during the stream, he's asked 101 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:47.439 about like electric cars and he's like they'll never work. 102 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:49.160 He's talking about like the one they about to make 103 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:52.480 electric trucks. It's too heavy, the bridges will collapse, and 104 00:04:52.519 --> 00:04:55.959 he's just making fun of like electric vehicles, and then 105 00:04:56.199 --> 00:04:58.759 it ends with him getting gifted a fucking cyber truck 106 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:00.079 and then he has to sit in there being. 107 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:02.639 It's pretty cool. I like, I like the playlist. I 108 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:04.680 like the way it's all shut up in here and 109 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:07.279 it's like it's so do you see one of his 110 00:05:07.480 --> 00:05:12.040 rallies the most blatant, like he because he would always write, 111 00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:14.399 like you said, he would always shot on electric cars 112 00:05:14.759 --> 00:05:18.600 and he's like, but then Elon paid me, so I 113 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:20.920 can't do it anymore. We got we got there. They're 114 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:21.959 not They're not all bad. 115 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:25.600 Just at the at the rally, you just admitted that 116 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:29.199 Elon paid him to be like, hey, stop shitting on them. 117 00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:32.480 So now he's okay with them. But we still got 118 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:35.839 to have gas powered vehicles. But there's room for some 119 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:36.360 of these two. 120 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:38.199 And it was at one of his recent rallies and 121 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:43.959 I'm like this, I I remember being a kid, the 122 00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:47.800 simplest ship would get people shit canned. As a politician, 123 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:49.199 Oh yeah, dude, dude, I. 124 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:53.560 Remember that the two thousands, that guy who did like yeah. 125 00:05:52.480 --> 00:05:54.160 And that was it. That was it that killed him? 126 00:05:54.199 --> 00:05:55.319 Why he Why did that happen? 127 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:58.000 I remember hearing about that easily. It was it was 128 00:05:58.800 --> 00:06:01.160 it wasn't that big of a deal. People made it. 129 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:04.279 They it was one of the fakest things to like 130 00:06:04.399 --> 00:06:06.800 be like, oh, this guy's weird, but they led it 131 00:06:06.839 --> 00:06:08.720 to it because all he did was make a weird 132 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:11.160 yelp And I'm like, oh. 133 00:06:11.399 --> 00:06:13.399 It was kind of cringe, but like it like compared 134 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:15.319 to it, but like compared to like some of the 135 00:06:15.319 --> 00:06:17.240 stuff that people has gotten away with since not his 136 00:06:18.439 --> 00:06:20.759 Like like, no, I don't know anything about the guy's policies. 137 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:22.759 To be I never looked at it. I mean yet 138 00:06:22.800 --> 00:06:25.399 it's true, but imagine like he could have been like 139 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:29.480 a really good step forward for humanity. But like you're like, oh, 140 00:06:29.519 --> 00:06:33.160 this guy made a crade sound brows, not vote for you. 141 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:38.639 It's mega funny, Like what how little it took versus 142 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:40.800 how much it would take now. 143 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:44.399 Over political you don't have to do anything the American 144 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:49.439 The American political landscape has ruined forever. I firm will 145 00:06:49.439 --> 00:06:50.240 never recover from it. 146 00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:52.800 Yeah, I genuinely think we're approaching territory if we're not 147 00:06:52.839 --> 00:06:55.920 already there where, Like you could have video of a 148 00:06:55.959 --> 00:07:02.000 politician just fucking a child in the sand, and like, yeah, 149 00:07:02.439 --> 00:07:05.319 it wouldn't move certain people away from. 150 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:07.920 That, It wouldn't move anywhere. You're abo to assume be like, 151 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:10.000 oh that's it, and they'd be like that. 152 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:12.480 That would have been like a like a you're dead, 153 00:07:12.600 --> 00:07:14.040 you'd be killed. 154 00:07:13.839 --> 00:07:16.160 Paly Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, two things would have happened 155 00:07:16.199 --> 00:07:20.199 with that. That video surface of a politician savagely assaulting 156 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:24.240 a child sexually, and like so the worst way possible, 157 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:26.199 the worst thing you could imagine right, it would be 158 00:07:26.279 --> 00:07:31.639 either what did that child do or that's aid child. 159 00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:34.920 It's one of the two child to cause this bro. 160 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:38.680 I was just recently so one of the most famous 161 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:42.120 MMA fighters, Alex Padeta, he's a he's the he's the 162 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:44.959 li heaviweight champion. There's his allegations that that he uh 163 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:49.959 that he rap paid a girl while they're all hanging 164 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:53.160 out in Florida or or whatever New York. Sorry, anyway, 165 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:55.480 long story short, I don't need to get into it. 166 00:07:56.439 --> 00:08:00.959 But I actually saw her stories and then I read 167 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:01.439 the comments. 168 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:07.120 Never read the comments. They were so much. She even 169 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:08.560 said that she was like, I knew I was gonna 170 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:12.839 get like trashed, but I didn't know how fucking do 171 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:17.120 these It's crazy. Don't make community are the most disgusting. 172 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:19.279 People don't know. I don't know what happened to it, 173 00:08:19.319 --> 00:08:21.560 trump happened. It wasn't okay because I remember it wasn't 174 00:08:21.560 --> 00:08:23.439 always because I used to I watched them mice as 175 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:25.439 I was younger. I wasn't always like super up to it, 176 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:27.399 but I was a huge Silva fan, so I was 177 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:29.439 watching in the twenty ten so I was like and 178 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:33.440 J J jd Vance, No, no, no, no, no, stop 179 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:41.639 name j Z stop. Shut up my god. He's like 180 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:43.919 one of the most decorated is a white guy French 181 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:48.480 from I'm taking or George George Saint Vance Yes, no, no, 182 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:55.080 George j D. Saint Pierre. Stop George Saint Pierre, George Jesus. 183 00:08:55.200 --> 00:08:58.919 I remember what I respect g GS. He was a demon. 184 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:01.120 He wasn't like and I was like, they're like respectable 185 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:03.039 guys that they going to interviews and they're like, oh yeah, fight, 186 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:06.480 but I'm not like a strangle. They're such a fucking 187 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:12.799 That was That was That's such a I just realized 188 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:14.879 you ever introuwed the show. Welcome to the Stark Tank. Hey, 189 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:15.480 this is our job. 190 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:18.120 Hey hey, well, welcome to the Stark Tank. Patriot Compass 191 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:19.759 the Stark Tank. You get add for you all that 192 00:09:19.799 --> 00:09:22.360 ship is only a dollar to get in. Come on, 193 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:23.279 do it or. 194 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.039 Or you'll be wasting your time. You'll be wasting your 195 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:30.080 time and money, or will kill you. He sounds like 196 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:32.519 an old politician, like old school like he can't because 197 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:34.759 I'm not gonna say that. You can't. He can't like you. 198 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:36.720 It is twenty twenty four, so you can say you 199 00:09:36.759 --> 00:09:39.840 can say Jamie fan cow. Did you see what Tim wills? 200 00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:43.279 Yeah, he said that's weird. Get up that count. He's like, yeah, 201 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:44.559 like I hope you can get up. Like he was 202 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:47.600 about like debating him, and he mentioned they mentioned the 203 00:09:47.639 --> 00:09:52.639 couch is so amazing? Can something look? Can I be 204 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:55.919 real fun so beautiful? 205 00:09:56.159 --> 00:09:59.360 I I as a basic principle, I will never I 206 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:01.000 don't like simping for politicians. 207 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:01.679 I think it's weird. 208 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:05.240 However, and I haven't looked super deep into this waltskuy 209 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:08.600 the cursor research. I appreciate the fact that we have 210 00:10:08.600 --> 00:10:10.240 somebody out there who's willing to say something like that, 211 00:10:10.279 --> 00:10:12.919 because I've always wanted Bernie Sanders just called Trumpet fat retail. 212 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:15.240 And it's the closest and it's the closest we've that's 213 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:17.679 the closest I've ever seen it get to that right 214 00:10:17.720 --> 00:10:20.519 where it's like you're a filthy couch fucker. I didn't 215 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:23.320 say that, but there's like an underpinting. It's like, Okay, 216 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:24.600 I can appreciate this. 217 00:10:25.120 --> 00:10:27.919 Walts has a really good track record I've heard, but like, yeah, 218 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:30.440 I don't. Yeah, it's from everything from everything I did, 219 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:33.200 like a little dive on him, like three four hour, like, look, 220 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:37.200 this wasn't best choice she ever could have made. Literally 221 00:10:37.279 --> 00:10:40.320 like it the only cause, like say, of the people available, yeah, 222 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:43.279 there's no better person. I liked Boodhage Edge. But at 223 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:45.320 the same time, there would have been a hill, Yeah 224 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:47.000 it would. There would have been a hill to climb 225 00:10:47.039 --> 00:10:51.039 because because he has a husband, I know, and they 226 00:10:51.039 --> 00:10:56.200 were gonna call him booty fudge, you know, like, okay, 227 00:10:56.519 --> 00:10:59.879 fucking booty fudge. He's such a gay fact little booty bitch, 228 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:06.519 booty bitch, booty boy. He literally booty bitch, booty butt bitch. 229 00:11:07.159 --> 00:11:11.519 Big day. But look he's trying to have sex with 230 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:14.639 jd Van. Stop him, stop him. He's doing anything. I 231 00:11:14.639 --> 00:11:17.399 would I would. I would love if he called him 232 00:11:17.399 --> 00:11:19.519 that and then he just got up and punched him. 233 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:21.840 He just got him, and he just criticled him once 234 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:24.120 and killed him. He hit Trump. I will say, I like, 235 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:27.000 I would cheer a little bit, would would have happened 236 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:28.919 like that, I would hear a lot of bit. I'm like, 237 00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:29.759 that's crazy. 238 00:11:29.759 --> 00:11:32.200 He just want to hit him because a lot of 239 00:11:32.200 --> 00:11:34.240 these people do need a lot of these people do 240 00:11:34.279 --> 00:11:36.279 need to be hit. Obviously, that's what it always comes 241 00:11:36.320 --> 00:11:38.960 down to. Most people need to be punched me. I agree, 242 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:40.799 you gotta you gotta understand. 243 00:11:40.960 --> 00:11:43.159 Not enough people have been hit. I think I agree. Yeah, 244 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.279 I think that's the true thing. People have to understand 245 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:48.519 it words of consequences, that's a real thing. I understand 246 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:51.240 that you shouldn't be hitting people. Obviously, don't put your 247 00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:53.039 hands on people. I don't really entire it really got 248 00:11:53.279 --> 00:11:56.360 but uh, but the idea is that like a lot 249 00:11:56.360 --> 00:11:58.679 of people need to be punched in the face so 250 00:11:58.720 --> 00:12:00.679 they know, like if I say something shit, song can 251 00:12:00.799 --> 00:12:03.279 happen to me because freedom of speech is a thing, 252 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:05.840 but not freedom of consequence. That's what's happened to our 253 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:09.320 people in general. Yeah, I realized, Like, and though I 254 00:12:09.399 --> 00:12:11.759 understand this is a situation that was a little it 255 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:14.279 was a little bit hyperbolic. Still, the idea of like 256 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:16.919 Will Smith and Chris Rock right, Like Chris Rock was 257 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:19.799 genuinely joking, and I think o'tracked that a bit hastily. 258 00:12:20.519 --> 00:12:23.120 I think that was a major OREC reaction. But the 259 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:26.519 idea is that people that say stuff, that's why comedians 260 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:28.559 need to be able to fight. As a comedian, you 261 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:31.600 gotta be able to fight. Somebody. Someone stepped up to you, 262 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:33.559 you gotta be able to fuck them up and then 263 00:12:33.600 --> 00:12:37.120 make fun of them again. And the thing about the 264 00:12:37.159 --> 00:12:39.279 thing about that is like, look, if jokes are jokes, 265 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:41.240 do I get it jokes or jokes. No, it's not 266 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:41.799 even just that. 267 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:43.879 It's like, it's a different thing if you're if you're 268 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:46.480 on the street and you walk up to some random 269 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:49.720 person and you're like, your wife's bald and fat and gay, 270 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:53.200 and then you get hit, like that's your fault. 271 00:12:53.600 --> 00:12:56.360 But if you're under the place where you're at and 272 00:12:56.399 --> 00:12:58.480 how things happen, obviously I'm not at a comedy show and 273 00:12:58.519 --> 00:13:00.879 I get crowd show, they just gonna get me, They 274 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:03.720 get me. The ravage you and like you're come on 275 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:05.519 like you're one of the richest people ever, Like you 276 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:07.600 got you got, you got out joking, which I've seen 277 00:13:07.639 --> 00:13:09.799 happen a few times, and that ship's crazy. He should 278 00:13:09.799 --> 00:13:13.039 have shouted the N word, like really loud, like like 279 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:17.080 like a sonic blast, physical damage. He like he gets 280 00:13:17.159 --> 00:13:18.879 knocked back and he goes to one knee and he's like, 281 00:13:19.399 --> 00:13:24.519 get an ambulance, Get an ambulance. Everybody, hey, he dies. 282 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:28.360 He starts saying everybody so and he crumbles and collapses 283 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:30.320 to the ground and dies and you see his chest 284 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:31.080 kind of cave in. 285 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:32.960 There's a debt. There's like a debt. There's like a 286 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:36.000 bigger debt that there should be. And it's like starts 287 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:36.559 up here. 288 00:13:38.360 --> 00:13:39.960 Hit in the head so hard that your legs break 289 00:13:40.720 --> 00:13:41.840 and you crumble on the ground. 290 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:44.559 Damn. I started videos like getting sweep kicked and coughed 291 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:47.840 up blood. Kick itself made him cough up blood. That 292 00:13:47.879 --> 00:13:48.399 can't be real. 293 00:13:48.399 --> 00:13:52.960 He's probably drinking blood already something drinking blood. 294 00:13:53.600 --> 00:13:54.759 You got swept. 295 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:01.720 Anyway, Yeah, I mean, yeah, so far, I like the 296 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:03.720 guy I've seen, Like I've tried to look at every 297 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:06.240 single source I can about, like, like I want to 298 00:14:06.279 --> 00:14:07.679 see what right wingers are say about him, want to 299 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:10.080 see what le left wingers are saying about him. Apparently 300 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:14.639 he like didn't handle the Minneapolis riots super well or whatever. 301 00:14:14.720 --> 00:14:17.320 Them to kill them. That's why they did, right. Yeah. 302 00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:21.600 Well, the criticism that I heard was like, specifically, and 303 00:14:21.639 --> 00:14:23.600 even this is from like Fox News specifically, they were 304 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:26.919 they were like, he didn't he he didn't he waited 305 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:30.480 too long to call enforcement or whatever, which is like, 306 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:35.240 which is an interesting complaint for that to make wow 307 00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:38.559 interesting because I'm pretty sure there's a really convenient three 308 00:14:38.600 --> 00:14:40.039 hours of time that. 309 00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:42.639 Is probably not worth crazy man, and like the president 310 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:46.639 like initiating something in a half an hour later sponsors sorry, 311 00:14:48.360 --> 00:14:52.840 Trump Steaks cards, Trump. 312 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:58.600 Trump's, Trump's like estate sponsored this show somehow, Like what 313 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:00.080 would we what would would we accept that? 314 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:04.399 Yeah? Yeah, if if it's uh, I was still. 315 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:06.960 Stupid products and I was still talk ship dude, I 316 00:15:06.960 --> 00:15:08.600 would kill a Trump's sake so so easy. 317 00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:10.759 Yeah, I could do it so so fast. He has 318 00:15:10.799 --> 00:15:12.679 like a I think he has a casino game. I 319 00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:14.000 think I would totally hill that. 320 00:15:14.240 --> 00:15:17.919 Yeah, I Trump University. 321 00:15:17.919 --> 00:15:19.840 I'm pretty sure it's an operational, but I would still 322 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:20.600 do an ad for it. 323 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:25.200 Yeah, that's right now, it's Hustlers University Andrew Tate. He's 324 00:15:25.200 --> 00:15:27.399 got that going on, although that might not still, that 325 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:29.159 might not be happening still, yeah, probably. 326 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:31.559 I don't what the hell's taking so long with this 327 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:36.279 fucking investigation? Oh for entertain Yeah, it's taking forever. I'm like, okay, 328 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:38.679 how long does it take for you to are they 329 00:15:38.720 --> 00:15:40.000 trafficked or are they not? 330 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:41.480 Like what what? 331 00:15:41.759 --> 00:15:43.559 Like I feel like they've had it's probably been like 332 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:46.840 over a year. Yeah, because like so they've been in. 333 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:49.080 It was before I moved in with It's been over 334 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:49.399 a year. 335 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:52.320 So there you go. And I'm just like, uh, let's go, man. 336 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:54.799 I think it's pretty cut and dry when on video 337 00:15:54.919 --> 00:15:58.440 he's explained this process of how he trafficks these women. 338 00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:01.159 I mean, I don't know what to do. I don't 339 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:02.120 know what I mean. 340 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:06.120 The investigation is moving slowly, much like traffic would, so 341 00:16:06.200 --> 00:16:07.519 I mean, it's just kind of how it goes. 342 00:16:07.639 --> 00:16:14.080 Oh hell, but yeah, Tim Waltz, I feel like things 343 00:16:14.080 --> 00:16:15.720 are going a little bit too well right. 344 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:18.919 Now with suspiciously, Like the vibes are too good that 345 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:21.360 I'm like, there's gonna be like I'm not saying this 346 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:23.519 is true, but there's gonna be something where he's like 347 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:25.879 I'm like, this is gonna be a video of him 348 00:16:25.919 --> 00:16:28.679 like like punching a child in the face and like 349 00:16:28.679 --> 00:16:29.840 like doing this to his peepe. 350 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:34.320 I think he's gonna be Jerry Sandusky essentially. Again, remind me, okay, 351 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:37.360 Jerry Sandusky at Penn State was molesting the ship out 352 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:41.360 of his uh football kids, less than the out of them. Yeah, 353 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:51.440 and so this guy was You're fucking damn, that's pretty crazy. 354 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:55.080 But yeah, So Tim Waltz. Yeah, yeah, he's a. 355 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:58.399 Varsity football coach if I remember correctly, and so there's 356 00:16:58.440 --> 00:16:59.919 a possibility that he could be. 357 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:04.440 I always possible. 358 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:06.359 It is so sad that we're in this kind of 359 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:10.720 place where like when something when something huh oh sorry, 360 00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:13.799 since when something good happens and we're like, oh, I 361 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:16.920 think that looks pretty good, the immediate assumption is like 362 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:19.599 how long can this possibly last before it becomes really sad? 363 00:17:19.799 --> 00:17:21.559 Right, or like like what are we gonna learn? 364 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:24.160 Because my assumption at this point is that like everybody 365 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:26.680 that I've ever looked up to has probably done something 366 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:30.559 really heinous, and I expect that bare minimum, And if 367 00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:32.880 somebody can live long enough and then die with nothing 368 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:35.680 terrible coming out about them, then that's when I can 369 00:17:35.680 --> 00:17:38.240 feel safe being like okay, cool, like I really love that, 370 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:40.519 like weird al it would break my heart. 371 00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:43.519 Yeah, there's a there's a handful. I would be really sad. Yeah. 372 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:46.359 My grandpa was like my hero and he like shot 373 00:17:46.400 --> 00:17:51.119 Asian people. Well you know it's not like he signed 374 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:53.799 to be like I can't wait to blow. He absolutely 375 00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:56.839 absolutely got drafted, but it's just like, you know, like 376 00:17:56.880 --> 00:18:00.200 that's a difference everyone everyone has done things that like 377 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:02.279 anyone can have done. So I'll be like, I don't 378 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:05.000 funk with that. We're thinking more of like you know, 379 00:18:05.119 --> 00:18:07.680 like say where is He then picked up their skull 380 00:18:07.720 --> 00:18:10.839 and said fake like threw them back, threw him into 381 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:12.920 the butchet, can I find out? If I find out 382 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:27.559 that decades the sixty he does, that is crazy, I 383 00:18:27.599 --> 00:18:34.160 would say something Max fucking Black, who is it that 384 00:18:34.160 --> 00:18:39.000 shoots the skull? Oh? My god? He sorry? So hey 385 00:18:39.000 --> 00:18:41.720 look he says that, Hey, look it's me quan Chi 386 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:45.559 from you know, the game forty years you know you 387 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:48.200 no more to come at from the PlayStation one. I'm 388 00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:52.599 quan Chi and he throws the skull. I wouldn't believe 389 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:54.759 if I saw that footage. I wouldn't believe it. If 390 00:18:54.799 --> 00:18:58.200 I saw your grandpa say I like this, Nope, that's nope. 391 00:18:58.400 --> 00:19:00.519 I would see that and I would sit down and 392 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:03.559 like Grandpa Abraham, I would I would contacted that, I'd 393 00:19:03.559 --> 00:19:05.400 go talk, I meet him. I'd be like, well, why 394 00:19:05.480 --> 00:19:09.000 was he doing that? He just thought it was funny. 395 00:19:09.240 --> 00:19:11.559 I don't know what I was doing. I was thinking, 396 00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:13.279 I was I got I was in a trance all 397 00:19:13.319 --> 00:19:15.799 the opium man. I was looking saying shit seeing stars. Bro. 398 00:19:16.359 --> 00:19:18.960 Yeah, I don't know, it's just it's it's sad that 399 00:19:19.000 --> 00:19:19.839 we're in this place. 400 00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:20.319 Yeah. 401 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:23.279 So, because it used to be that you could like 402 00:19:23.400 --> 00:19:26.079 really excitedly, like really like people. 403 00:19:26.039 --> 00:19:27.720 Who do you think? What do you think it was Obama? 404 00:19:27.960 --> 00:19:28.880 I feel was Obama. 405 00:19:29.240 --> 00:19:31.960 People were so like hyped on him and we're so 406 00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:35.599 happy to be Actually I was pretty cynical and apathetic, 407 00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:36.240 you know what I think? 408 00:19:36.359 --> 00:19:38.359 Actually, you know what, I actually think the turning point 409 00:19:38.440 --> 00:19:40.640 was really I think I think the Canary in the 410 00:19:40.640 --> 00:19:43.920 coal mine was was oj That was like the early 411 00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:45.240 canary kind of like me. 412 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:47.279 Like like people that you like are like kind of shitty. 413 00:19:47.319 --> 00:19:49.240 Oh yeah, people that you like are actually like could 414 00:19:49.279 --> 00:19:52.799 potentially be like really terrible monsters. I know, the British 415 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:54.559 have their own like Jimmy Savile guy like that. 416 00:19:54.559 --> 00:19:55.160 That was that guy. 417 00:19:55.519 --> 00:19:57.240 I was unaware of that because I'm not a fucking 418 00:19:57.319 --> 00:19:58.880 inbred free who lives in the UK. 419 00:19:58.920 --> 00:20:04.559 It's very true, but uh my sister lives there. Yeah yeah, 420 00:20:05.279 --> 00:20:07.319 so I don't apply to you. Well, she she is 421 00:20:07.319 --> 00:20:11.960 now that she moved there. No, No, you got the 422 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.599 chin you know, the impression. 423 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:18.200 Dagger like bro, No, but I I think I think 424 00:20:18.200 --> 00:20:19.720 it was I think it was those people for like 425 00:20:19.720 --> 00:20:21.400 that group of people, and then like I think OJ 426 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:25.119 was like early it's like hmmm, curious, and then Woody Allen. 427 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:27.119 It was like one of those was like hmm okay, 428 00:20:27.680 --> 00:20:28.599 still not that many. 429 00:20:28.720 --> 00:20:31.079 I think Bill Cosby was the was the shatterer, you 430 00:20:31.119 --> 00:20:34.000 know what I mean, because that was exceptionally like. 431 00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:37.400 It came like around Trump too. It was like a 432 00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:38.279 wave of bat. 433 00:20:38.279 --> 00:20:40.920 Early, like like twenty tens, I think is when all 434 00:20:40.960 --> 00:20:43.799 that all that stuff started to like fall apart, where 435 00:20:43.799 --> 00:20:46.559 like celebrity worship or like the idea of like really 436 00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:49.559 looking up to a celebrity kind of became like, oh 437 00:20:49.599 --> 00:20:53.119 this isn't it never was safe, I guess theoretically, but 438 00:20:53.160 --> 00:20:55.519 now it's like explicitly not safe because Woody Allen like 439 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:58.079 there's a lot of creepy shit about that. But at 440 00:20:58.119 --> 00:21:00.519 the very like that's like somewhat I don't know. It's 441 00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:03.799 like you could, if you're a freak, you could get 442 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:04.279 away from. 443 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:07.880 I could not. That is mega grooming. It is mega 444 00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:10.079 That is like I heard what I'm saying. I was 445 00:21:10.119 --> 00:21:11.480 like this nigga sucks. 446 00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:13.440 Right right, But what I'm saying is mega grooming was 447 00:21:13.519 --> 00:21:16.319 mega common for a mega long time. It was like 448 00:21:16.319 --> 00:21:18.039 like bands in their groupies and stuff like, that's not 449 00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:22.480 it's not that. Oh yeah, Bill Cosby, American's dad going 450 00:21:22.519 --> 00:21:24.680 around in coluding thousands of women. 451 00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:27.279 It's like me, that's for me. For me, the Woody 452 00:21:27.319 --> 00:21:29.319 Island thing hurt me the most. I was as communication 453 00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:34.039 majors first and being a fucking film person. I didn't know. 454 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:37.960 That's how I met you guys. What I was communication 455 00:21:38.039 --> 00:21:40.160 kilds just major first. So I met you guys. 456 00:21:40.559 --> 00:21:43.799 How That's how I met the group. You were never 457 00:21:43.799 --> 00:21:45.200 in anybody classes. 458 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:47.920 No, not your classes, but there was a huge group 459 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:51.319 of us. That's how I met people. I'm I should 460 00:21:51.319 --> 00:21:53.960 you not. I was going for my AA and in 461 00:21:54.039 --> 00:21:57.880 my freaking I'm in like liberal polics, anonymous. You don't 462 00:21:57.880 --> 00:22:00.240 gotta bring it up. But whatever. I was over and 463 00:22:00.440 --> 00:22:01.880 I was like, I don't really like this very much. 464 00:22:01.920 --> 00:22:03.279 I was taking film class and I was like, this 465 00:22:03.319 --> 00:22:06.000 is what am I doing here? I'm dyslexic. I don't 466 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:07.599 even know what the I can't see these pictures. I'm 467 00:22:07.599 --> 00:22:09.319 told the sex I don't know what people are doing Lexic. 468 00:22:09.759 --> 00:22:13.279 I need glasses I'm aslexic, I'm black, I'm gay, I'm fat, 469 00:22:13.319 --> 00:22:18.079 I'm stupid, I pissed. Ship all that we do that 470 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:23.880 all in the class, kisy go outside stops in the class. 471 00:22:24.400 --> 00:22:27.519 Can you imagine waking Imagine somebody's asleep in class and 472 00:22:27.559 --> 00:22:28.319 you wake them up and. 473 00:22:28.359 --> 00:22:33.759 Go like hey, wake up, and then they ship no no, no, 474 00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:36.960 Imagine imagine you fall asleep in class and you wake 475 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:41.799 up to someone doing that. You're like, You're like, You're like, 476 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:45.519 yo is yo? Is he shitting and pissy in the corner. 477 00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:48.759 Oh my god, that's that's that's you gotta go to 478 00:22:48.799 --> 00:22:50.599 different college. That college is marred. 479 00:22:50.839 --> 00:22:53.640 That's that's never getting out of my nostrils. Like that, 480 00:22:54.279 --> 00:22:57.079 the memory of that, it's just it's it's sealed in. 481 00:22:57.240 --> 00:23:01.400 Man. That would I have a friend. But I have 482 00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:03.400 a friend that I might have mentioned this on the. 483 00:23:03.400 --> 00:23:07.039 Podcast before, but uh, this guy was This guy. 484 00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:09.880 Was a fucking he's been not maniacal. 485 00:23:09.440 --> 00:23:12.680 Man, he he was darre to Uh so he was 486 00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:14.839 using this bucket as a seat because they ran out 487 00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:18.000 of chairs in one of his classrooms. And then I 488 00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:21.200 don't know why, and then this guy was like, Hey, 489 00:23:21.319 --> 00:23:22.759 it would be funny if I like, shat in this 490 00:23:22.839 --> 00:23:25.880 bucket or something. Ah, And then my friend was like, yeah, 491 00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:29.000 do it. And then he fucking shat in the bucket 492 00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:31.759 and used his socks as toilet paper, and then sealed 493 00:23:31.799 --> 00:23:33.960 the bucket. But of course it could only conceal the 494 00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:36.559 smell so good, so the whole class had to fucking 495 00:23:36.599 --> 00:23:38.000 go out, and then he got expelled. 496 00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:42.200 The thing about it expelled when you're that young. Whenever 497 00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:45.680 somebody says wouldn't it be funny, it's always just a 498 00:23:45.720 --> 00:23:48.119 reveal of like this person simply wants to do he 499 00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:50.160 wants to do this thing, you know, Like it's just 500 00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:53.440 like it's not like, literally, there's nothing funny about it. 501 00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:55.480 It's just like, I really want to shit in this 502 00:23:55.559 --> 00:23:59.599 bucket right now? How can I justify it socially? Wouldn't 503 00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:01.720 it be fun? Wouldn't be entertaining for everybody here? If 504 00:24:01.720 --> 00:24:04.799 I shat in this bucket? The answer is no, My friend. 505 00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:07.279 How is that funny? Please explore explain me the steps 506 00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:10.920 how this would be fun? My morally dubious friend over here, really, 507 00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:14.039 what's in his bucket? Can you give him the green lights? 508 00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:14.200 Like? 509 00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:15.400 Yeah, ship in the bucket? 510 00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:20.480 It's just such a weird fucking request. Like a lot 511 00:24:20.519 --> 00:24:22.119 of those things I remember when I was a kid. 512 00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:23.759 I remember like being I don't know, I don't remember 513 00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:25.519 them specifically, but I remember instances like that. 514 00:24:25.559 --> 00:24:26.359 It's like, wouldn't it. 515 00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:28.599 Be funny if I if this happened, or if I 516 00:24:28.599 --> 00:24:31.079 did this, And it's like to who, like what. 517 00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:33.279 Do you mean? The answers always know Yeah, it's never 518 00:24:33.319 --> 00:24:37.000 been yes, leave me alone or get away from Yeah, 519 00:24:37.000 --> 00:24:38.519 it's like no, it's like a kid that does as 520 00:24:38.519 --> 00:24:40.160 a kid that comes out of the dark, Like he's 521 00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:41.559 like you never see him in class, but he like 522 00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:43.400 shows them behind the jungle gyms. Like it wouldn't be 523 00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:45.599 funny if I set half of America on fire, You're like, 524 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:50.440 butt of all America's America is like the size of 525 00:24:50.440 --> 00:24:52.160 this block. I don't I don't know how big the 526 00:24:52.160 --> 00:25:00.000 world is. I'm six second of all. It would be funny, though, right, hysterical? Yeah, 527 00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:02.039 can you help me get all the matches in the 528 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:06.720 world just just just a global fire. There is a 529 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:07.880 global fire. 530 00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:14.279 Every single match in the world is insane. 531 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:17.119 How much of a space would that take up? That 532 00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:19.359 would be I mean like if you if you hollowed 533 00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:22.640 out a building. How like a fifth story building in 534 00:25:22.680 --> 00:25:25.440 New York City. There's no like floors, it's only like 535 00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:29.160 the casing of a building. Would it fill up that entirely. 536 00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:33.880 It's a great question, Like probably maybe maybe maybe matches exists. 537 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:36.279 We're talking about matches that are made, not potential matches. 538 00:25:36.599 --> 00:25:40.599 You have to be every like pause time right now, 539 00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:44.200 assemble every single match that exists right now, not not 540 00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:47.200 matches that are gone, not every match that has ever existed, 541 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:49.640 the matches that are in the world right now. 542 00:25:49.480 --> 00:25:52.119 Because matches on a decline, well they have been. Yeah, 543 00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:54.119 I can't imagine, like I I can't revenmember the last time. 544 00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.480 I still like a good match, though. I list love that. 545 00:25:56.519 --> 00:25:58.319 I love that when you strike it, there's that smell. 546 00:25:58.480 --> 00:26:00.200 It's nice to strike. I have a match in my 547 00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:04.039 I have like special matches in my house, special special matches. Yeah, 548 00:26:04.079 --> 00:26:06.000 I have like just have even the mouth, you know, 549 00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:08.160 little the little cowboy boot on my my on my 550 00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:11.000 like little table. I don't remember it on my table. 551 00:26:11.039 --> 00:26:12.960 And it's a green matches and the fire is green 552 00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:16.599 at first when I wicked, you have some like is 553 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:20.279 it like wildfire? No, No, it's not. It's not like 554 00:26:20.319 --> 00:26:22.480 the DND. You're like, are you sure, I swear I 555 00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:25.200 didn't buy it. Okay, So it's just like green matches 556 00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:28.000 for no reason. Yeah, they're game matress. They're festive, I guess, 557 00:26:27.720 --> 00:26:30.559 so interesting for what for green day? When I burned 558 00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:34.119 cat like that, when I set some animals on fire, 559 00:26:34.119 --> 00:26:35.240 they're green for a little bit. 560 00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:38.000 That's crazy. I've been greened the funk up. Help me, 561 00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:38.759 help me, help me. 562 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:41.519 I'm green. And then they burned the Death and Die. 563 00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:44.200 A dog says that it gets on its time legs. 564 00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:51.160 I'm green green, Dobby Damn, I'm dying green. 565 00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:56.839 Debbie Dean, Damby Dean, fucking stupid. 566 00:26:57.599 --> 00:27:02.000 I need them. That's it. I found there because you know, 567 00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:05.039 IFLE sixty five has been like hitless for a while. Yeah, 568 00:27:05.240 --> 00:27:08.200 it's still a round. I imagine they probably still do 569 00:27:08.319 --> 00:27:11.440 shows in Europe or wherever the fuck they're from to European. 570 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:12.920 Mgin going to ANIFLE sixty five show and they don't 571 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:15.599 sing blue like they did. 572 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:19.119 That hipster shut on and then somebody else plays they 573 00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:21.200 play that they played the fucking PlayStation. 574 00:27:20.880 --> 00:27:23.119 Song if they if they didn't play the places in 575 00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:23.960 the song, I'd riot. 576 00:27:24.039 --> 00:27:26.359 Yeah. Yeah, that was my jam that's their O. That's 577 00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:30.920 their only other song. Checking three stage is solid. It's 578 00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:35.519 such a stupid Wikipedia list Grand Turismo. 579 00:27:35.960 --> 00:27:39.039 It's literally just fucking spreadsheet. It's it's like it's it's 580 00:27:39.079 --> 00:27:42.720 like a PlayStation. Employees like tax document that They just like, 581 00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:43.519 I guess we'll. 582 00:27:43.319 --> 00:27:45.759 Found it on the floor. They found it with the 583 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:46.559 floor of S I E. 584 00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:48.839 And they're like, I guess, I guess we'll make a. 585 00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:51.119 Song out of it. We'll just sing this out. Don't worry, 586 00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:55.240 We'll just sing this so fucking stupid. Yeah, that there's 587 00:27:55.279 --> 00:27:57.680 one song on that list that I'm not unaware of. 588 00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:01.400 You mean one game? So yeah, what the fuck? One game? 589 00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:03.240 What is the worst? 590 00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:08.680 I can't even something. The lyrics of that sounds like 591 00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:12.799 something with eleven in it. I don't it's it's I don't. 592 00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:15.839 I don't think. I think this long is way older 593 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:19.400 than that. That's a game, is a game. I wouldn't 594 00:28:19.400 --> 00:28:21.720 be surprised. I don't. I don't know. I'm lying. I 595 00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:24.079 feel like it might be true. I'm surprised there isn't one, though. 596 00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:28.240 I I know that that that doesn't sound true based 597 00:28:28.279 --> 00:28:30.359 on my experience with games and how many times I've 598 00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:32.079 seen the same cases over and over again in my 599 00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:35.440 like life that I would have seen an ocean eleven ocean, 600 00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:37.599 but it wouldn't surprise me. There was like an endless 601 00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:40.319 runner on like a phone where you played like the 602 00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:43.000 eleven from Oceans. I don't know what oceans eleven is. 603 00:28:43.079 --> 00:28:44.880 But there's like a group of bank like a spy 604 00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:46.599 movie or something, group of bank robbers. 605 00:28:46.880 --> 00:28:48.839 What do they? What's what? What's the ocean about it? 606 00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:51.079 That's a group called ocean. 607 00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:54.160 They're called the oceans of them is? So each of 608 00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:57.920 them is an ocean? Yes, so they do they do? 609 00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:02.200 They call each other ocean? No, So it's not a group. Oh, 610 00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:04.400 I'm an idiot. It's not even a game. 611 00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:09.359 It's it's a they say patch patch note, like a 612 00:29:09.400 --> 00:29:10.960 software update five six whatever. 613 00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:14.400 I've never looked up these lyrics. I guess I've never 614 00:29:14.440 --> 00:29:16.720 looked at these lyrics because I thought he was saying 615 00:29:16.759 --> 00:29:18.960 something with eleven in it, and I'm like, the fuck 616 00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:19.359 is that game? 617 00:29:19.400 --> 00:29:23.240 But it says after odd Well, after Odd Wow, after 618 00:29:23.440 --> 00:29:28.000 Odd World, he says we get eleven, and all was like, 619 00:29:28.119 --> 00:29:30.519 is he saying another game? And I was saying something eleven? 620 00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:33.119 I'm like, what the is that we get a living, 621 00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:37.640 We get a living that came on our possession. And 622 00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:40.000 I didn't even know that. I didn't even know you're 623 00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:42.519 saying that we get a living that came in our possession. 624 00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:45.279 Was that even that's broken English as fine? There, I 625 00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.240 think they're Italian so it tracks. That makes sense, Yeah, 626 00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:49.240 that makes sense. Yeah. 627 00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:54.319 It was like I love I love reading pop lyrics 628 00:29:54.359 --> 00:29:57.079 from those Swedish guys or whoever the fuck there's like 629 00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:58.960 some Swedish guy or there was like two guys that 630 00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:01.680 teamed up and wrote most the pop songs, and like 631 00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:04.200 they would write the lyrics and you can tell that 632 00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:08.640 English isn't their first language because it's just does the 633 00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:11.960 songs don't make any sic English speaking. A lot of 634 00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:14.319 them do speak English absolutely, but if it's not your 635 00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:17.039 first language, and if you know, you might be one 636 00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:18.400 of the ones that aren't completely fluent. 637 00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:20.920 And I think I want it that way? Is the 638 00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:21.640 perfect example. 639 00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:24.400 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's an original version of 640 00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:25.799 that was like more grammatically correct. 641 00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:26.400 There was nobody. 642 00:30:27.559 --> 00:30:30.319 I guess this one yeah, just flows better. But it 643 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:32.240 I've thought about that as a kid, I'm like, what 644 00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:34.440 the fuck does the song mean? I was really, I'm like, 645 00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:36.039 I don't understand. 646 00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:39.720 The point of this. It's like people like people from 647 00:30:39.799 --> 00:30:41.680 Rumble flaging or something like that, and they speak like 648 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:45.839 what they like what the northern people speak. Which part 649 00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:47.720 what are you talking about? That's Italy? 650 00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:54.680 Is that they everything they do, God bless them. Yeah, 651 00:30:55.079 --> 00:30:58.359 it's kind of improved by other people, damn, you know 652 00:30:58.400 --> 00:30:59.559 what I mean. Like I don't know, man, Like I 653 00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:03.559 think about like, there's no video games that that Italy makes, 654 00:31:04.359 --> 00:31:06.480 but they're the most famous Italian. They're the most famous 655 00:31:06.559 --> 00:31:07.519 video game character ever. 656 00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:13.519 You know, they're really but this is such a huge like, look, 657 00:31:13.680 --> 00:31:15.559 I make fun of a times much to anybody else. 658 00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:16.799 I'm from New York, you know, that's what we do. 659 00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:21.000 But where we made better pizza. Yeah, you have to 660 00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:27.359 have have better Italians than Italy. But I'm just saying 661 00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:31.279 probably with the ideas that like they've they've like their answers, 662 00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:34.000 did so much art stuff, you know, like Da Vinci, 663 00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:36.319 what did he do make or something? What do you do? 664 00:31:36.680 --> 00:31:39.079 Yeah they didn't do, but what did Vince do? What 665 00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:43.079 are they doing now? Uh? That's most of Europe now 666 00:31:43.119 --> 00:31:45.200 though compared to like the history they had of like 667 00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.559 such a grand history and then they're like we're here 668 00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.440 now like we were conquerors and wars and now like 669 00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:56.160 we're not plane stage anymore. We're kind of just chilling nothing. 670 00:31:56.200 --> 00:31:58.160 They got nothing anymore like they got they got weak 671 00:31:58.200 --> 00:32:00.640 Olympic boxers that cry when they get hit. 672 00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:03.079 This che fucking They get interviewed and they're like, oh, 673 00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:06.559 someone got and they're like, I said, it sucks because 674 00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:09.440 she was so respectful to our opponent and everybody else 675 00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:12.799 is a huge cunt. She was so like I lost, 676 00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:14.039 and I feel bad and I wish I did this 677 00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:20.400 with my father, and everybody's like it was crazy. 678 00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:23.440 I had an argument with the guy that he's he 679 00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:26.599 did some art for me for some merch and he 680 00:32:27.319 --> 00:32:28.039 I was just like. 681 00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:29.599 Man, you it too. 682 00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:33.440 At two guy at too, Like, I'm like, it's I 683 00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:35.960 don't know why people were so confident in being like 684 00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:37.079 she's x y. 685 00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:39.440 I'm like, who told you that? 686 00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:43.680 Oh there's this one fucking uh, this boxing organization from 687 00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:46.480 Russia or something that just said it and then they 688 00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:47.200 literally have no. 689 00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:49.319 Proof of it. And I'm like, trusting me, bro, how 690 00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:52.480 everybody I'm said is that is he said something about it, 691 00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:57.079 and that hurt me exactly Israel, like he opened everyone 692 00:32:57.440 --> 00:33:00.960 Israel said something stupid. He's a boxer, right, and he's 693 00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:03.519 he's first of all, a guy kicksbox. He's kickbox like 694 00:33:03.519 --> 00:33:06.319 theme fighter. Yeah, we briefly mentioned it, but I really 695 00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:07.720 liked that. Was a big fan of his, you know, 696 00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:09.400 like I really enjoyed him. I thought he was very 697 00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:13.559 Now he's stupid and I'm gonna stop there. Red filled 698 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:16.240 and dumb, and it's just like I feel like a 699 00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:19.039 lot of those people were. I don't think they're red pilled. 700 00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:23.880 I think that Unfortunately, nobody looks anything up anymore. 701 00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:27.720 Yeah. Yeah, and look, and to be fair, Google is ass. 702 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:31.160 Now is really even if you AI the AI ship 703 00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:32.400 has ruined Google. 704 00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:35.200 I literally chose not to use that ship on my 705 00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:36.920 my homes career. Like they were like, oh, do you 706 00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.279 want to invent new AI things that proof starching? I 707 00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:41.839 was like, no, I'd rather eat a man's ass like 708 00:33:42.119 --> 00:33:46.119 like that. That's hard clean clean. You can be a 709 00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:48.680 dirty ass, will be clean. When I'm done sparkling, I'll 710 00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:50.079 talk about it like me and talking about it like 711 00:33:50.119 --> 00:33:57.799 you God, that's like a cat's tongue sandpaper, bro. That 712 00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:03.079 is all right, But the color off a fella. That's 713 00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:11.159 about some questions, man, is I mean, we probably have 714 00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:11.840 a ton of questions. 715 00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:13.559 Can you do me a favor? Can you grab the 716 00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:14.599 iPad off the desk? 717 00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:33.559 Look at them? Look at this fucking bum somebody as shot. 718 00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:38.199 Oh my god, I get I kind of get bullying sometimes, 719 00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.960 you know what I mean, sometimes not the bully people. 720 00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:43.000 But then I I like it. I like it a lot. 721 00:34:43.000 --> 00:34:45.079 That's why I tried to do it. Yeah. Yeah. 722 00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:47.599 The whole thing about like a lot of the stuff 723 00:34:47.599 --> 00:34:51.400 that's happening right now is like I've realized that I 724 00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:52.880 heard this quote a long time ago. I don't remember 725 00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:54.639 who said it, but it struck me pretty well. 726 00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:57.280 Those were about to die, Okay, those who are gay 727 00:34:57.320 --> 00:35:00.760 are gay? Yeah, that's just it. It's just really it 728 00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:01.800 just really struck me. 729 00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:05.679 No, the you cannot reason a person out of a 730 00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:08.480 position that they did not reason themselves into. And so 731 00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:10.800 it's just like if you find if you're talking to 732 00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:13.079 people who are just like going off a ship, that 733 00:35:13.239 --> 00:35:16.039 just makes that is not based in reality, you can't 734 00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:16.800 really help them. 735 00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:21.280 Like it's kind of done. Got inform them, let the 736 00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:22.639 world teach them the rest of the lessons, you know, 737 00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:24.679 because the thing about like because you can still argue, 738 00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:27.039 because there are agues, there are conversations and arguments that 739 00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:31.800 you can have from a position of you know, not 740 00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:33.639 knowing everything, you know what I mean, Like the X 741 00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:35.679 Y stuff, it's like, Okay, let's say like hypothetically, like 742 00:35:35.960 --> 00:35:37.880 let's talk about this as if this is true, what 743 00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:39.039 would be the explanation for that? 744 00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:41.519 Okay, this is this syndrome that actually affects this, this, 745 00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:43.119 this and that and that that's actually a real thing 746 00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:45.400 that creates a problem because it's like, okay, well X 747 00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:48.599 Y might be the chromosomes in this person, but their 748 00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:51.320 physical makeup says this, what does that mean? Because we 749 00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:55.000 don't we don't, like we don't say that you're gay 750 00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:58.440 if you slept with somebody with X Y chromosomes. We 751 00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:00.119 say you're gay if you slept with a person with 752 00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:01.840 a penis. Yeah, you know what I mean, that's our 753 00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:06.440 definition of what gay is. Like ostensibly, like the chromosomes 754 00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:10.960 only matter because scientifically, generally speaking, in most cases ninety 755 00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:14.119 nine percent, they influenced the development of those sexual organs. 756 00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:17.360 Yeah, so like it's literally that actually yeah, so. 757 00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:19.960 Like that you can and you can still have this 758 00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:22.719 conversation going off of that X Y misinformation, and you'd 759 00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:24.719 still end up in a position where you're not right. 760 00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:25.519 Yeah, you're not right. 761 00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:27.360 And so the whole thing that annoyed me about that 762 00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:29.920 they were clearly moving the goalposts because they were the 763 00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:33.360 ones the Matt Walshes or whomever would say the criteria 764 00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:35.320 being a woman is can you have a baby? 765 00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:38.440 Do you have a uterus? That was that was plenty 766 00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:40.360 of women. So as soon as but. 767 00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:41.840 I was saying, as soon as that was the thing 768 00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:44.639 where it was like, okay, this person has uterus, Oh 769 00:36:44.639 --> 00:36:46.719 but x Y. So they move the goalposts and I'm like, oh, 770 00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:48.679 so now you want to talk about chromosomes when you 771 00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:51.559 weren't interested before in any way, shape or form, and 772 00:36:51.599 --> 00:36:54.199 so like, like you said, Chris, you can have that conversation. 773 00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:56.960 But I'm also annoyed because you never want to have 774 00:36:57.000 --> 00:36:59.440 that conversation in the first fucking place, because before they 775 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:02.119 were just trying to say no, no. 776 00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:03.599 Uters, you're not you're not You're. 777 00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:07.719 Looking to me, you know, I'm like, I can't. But again, 778 00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:10.679 a conversation like that can only happen in person. Like 779 00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:12.000 what he was just saying, yeah, like. 780 00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:15.400 You can't have a conversation like that. Like I watched 781 00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:17.480 middle Ground off the like I really liked the show, right, 782 00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:22.920 watching what I think hip Hop Battle, Right, so it's 783 00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.079 a thing on Jubilee where like it's because people posing 784 00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:28.199 opinions and they kind of have conversations. Right. What's really 785 00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:31.440 funny is that the most respectful one was light dark 786 00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:34.320 skin people. It was very respectful conversation. Oh that you 787 00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:37.639 watch that stupid? I think it's interesting. I almost got 788 00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:42.679 invited one I do one of those. I would one 789 00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:46.079 called me. I can't remember what it was about, but 790 00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:48.920 I know that it was like being gay and being 791 00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:51.239 positively gay and like one of the closetive gay ones. No, 792 00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:55.119 it was can you imagine I would totally do it? 793 00:37:56.360 --> 00:38:02.199 Don't So you would just make things worse, you know 794 00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:04.559 how it would be the most viewed episode. It'd be funniest, 795 00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:07.000 but it'd be like this guy is I'm like, that's 796 00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:11.880 Derek and he's not exploding, yes, because you're making things 797 00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:15.800 worse for like in my comedic nature, I'd like, this 798 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:17.840 is funny as fun but I'm like he is, So 799 00:38:18.280 --> 00:38:20.280 I'm like, yeah, I sucked dick at night to go 800 00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:25.679 to bed and I'm scared of girls. You make it 801 00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:26.440 so bad. 802 00:38:26.960 --> 00:38:30.480 I feel like the more interesting aspect of that conversation is, 803 00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:32.760 like let's have gay people and closet gay people, is 804 00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:37.480 that somebody would have to respond to that email they closeted. 805 00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:39.599 But they'd be they'd be like blaked out, they'd be 806 00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:40.760 like in the shadows, Like. 807 00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:49.239 I was really scared of get turned on by my 808 00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:53.960 own bons. That's an infinite loop. That's an infinite loop. 809 00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:56.280 You can never you can never stop. That was one 810 00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:58.960 of the things that looking at my dick makes me hard. 811 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.719 That was one of the things that always confused me. 812 00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:05.679 That was on the things that always confused me about 813 00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:08.920 being gay. 814 00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:11.360 I'm not even joking because I like you. When you 815 00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:13.599 were like, oh, that's not how that works. 816 00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:18.480 Exactly, probably like my teens or something, probably I was 817 00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:19.480 probably like this has been it. 818 00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:22.880 I was probably like I've only changed my stands because 819 00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:24.920 you guys are laughing at what I said. In fact, 820 00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:26.960 I still I believe that you guys. 821 00:39:27.880 --> 00:39:30.280 Because you know the thing of like if if, especially 822 00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:32.159 when you're a teenager or whatever and you think about, like, oh, 823 00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:33.960 what would do the first thing you would do if 824 00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:36.440 you were like in a woman's body all, oh, are 825 00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:41.400 you kidding? Like ruin it immediately put everything in the 826 00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:43.800 thought of like, oh, I'm attracted to my own equipment 827 00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:46.000 Like I wouldn't that seems like such a short circuit 828 00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:46.199 to me? 829 00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:49.679 People, did you not realize that you weren't attracted executive 830 00:39:49.760 --> 00:39:51.559 vagina but more or less the act of putting your 831 00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:57.960 penis of vaginas, because not quite everyone's exactly attracted to 832 00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:01.079 vaginas Like I, I've never left that ut vagina. I've 833 00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:04.199 been like jackpot, I looked at a woman's physique and 834 00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:05.599 I'd be like, ah, I want to I guess you 835 00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:09.079 can say that for every body part on anybody, because 836 00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:11.079 when you actually think about it, when you when you 837 00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:15.239 think about it in an abstract way, you're like, oh, well, 838 00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:18.599 this is just sacks of meat. In fact, I like booties, 839 00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:20.199 but then I as the booties doing. I like bodies 840 00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:21.719 a little less, but I still like booties. See, I 841 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:24.360 don't have that associated like to me, it's the it's 842 00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:28.079 I just know that I'm hardwired through uh evolution. 843 00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:30.440 You don't even you don't even have attraction, you have 844 00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:34.440 no I have attraction because I was made this way. 845 00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:36.960 So in the way that like say, when I see, 846 00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:39.800 you know, an ass doing this thing. 847 00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:44.199 I'm a man. See that's the thing though, I'm hardwired 848 00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:45.880 to when I see it on a man, I'm just jealous, 849 00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:47.000 that's all. But I'm not. 850 00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:49.400 My peb doesn't get hard I'm like, oh, I wish 851 00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:50.800 I had a firm ass like that. But if I 852 00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:52.719 see a woman do it, Like say watching the Olympics 853 00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:55.599 or watching this a girl named Mackenzy Drna in the UFC. 854 00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:59.840 And she waited in the last week and everyone was 855 00:40:59.880 --> 00:41:02.920 like like, yeah, she got way too much going on 856 00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:05.440 for a female fire. She got way too much as like, 857 00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:08.320 that's not she she bought something that work. I would 858 00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:10.199 say seventy percent of her buttets were hanging out of it. 859 00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:12.760 And I was like, that is excellent. I appreciate that. 860 00:41:13.039 --> 00:41:19.440 I saw. I don't. I just over what do you 861 00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:22.599 want to show this person? Are you? Are you? You 862 00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:25.199 want to return to tradition? What is this? 863 00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:30.199 I just he wants all Olympic Olympian women to perform 864 00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:30.639 in burgers. 865 00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:33.519 Yeah, yeah, that's that'd be perfect. They're perfect me like 866 00:41:33.639 --> 00:41:37.719 the boxing. They just they gotta give a prayer to 867 00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:40.360 Muhammed aim to the East Aimes towards Mecca Prey and 868 00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:45.760 then start beating their knuckle dude, freaking brass knuts do 869 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:51.719 knuckle dusters, and whoever dies first wings they returned to 870 00:41:51.800 --> 00:41:57.239 a lot. Did you say whoever lucky? Oh? I don't 871 00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:58.639 know enough of that to know whether or not that's 872 00:41:58.679 --> 00:42:00.400 offensive or not. To be honest with I don't think 873 00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:05.559 it was offensive exactly. Do you do? You know wants 874 00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:08.440 to be Muslim so badly? I do, but I'm scared 875 00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:10.840 because the ones that are there's so many cringe ones. 876 00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:13.440 I'm gonna get you in touch with Sneko. Yeah, I 877 00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:16.519 don't want to man Sweeny colab. Yeah, that'd be a 878 00:42:16.639 --> 00:42:20.960 wild collab, the Sneako sween It wouldn't be. 879 00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:23.400 I wouldn't do it because for some reason, like before 880 00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:24.960 you know it, there's gonna be like a fucking twelve 881 00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:27.559 year old girl in your lap and then like a 882 00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:29.320 ring is gonna be like put on her feet. 883 00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:34.840 You know, it's crazy. It's like I'd rather I'd rather 884 00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:37.719 that girl than have her near me. It is crazy. 885 00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:39.400 I'd rather like at least i'd go to jail for 886 00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:42.239 ending something. Oh, then so you killed your wife, so 887 00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:44.719 basically you blacked out for some reason and she's in 888 00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:46.920 the corner with acid on her face and ship and 889 00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:53.039 like sneakers, Like I saw the whole thing. 890 00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:57.400 Bro, you understand that that mentality of just like like 891 00:42:57.719 --> 00:43:01.079 understanding like the equipment is like having the same equipment 892 00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:01.559 that you're trying. 893 00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:03.360 Like that doesn't like confuse you in any way or 894 00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:05.159 like doesn't that doesn't strike you as like an interesting 895 00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:07.920 situation to be in as a kid, I would see 896 00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:10.599 how you could have that thought, and like, oh, I 897 00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:14.039 wonder if gay dudes are since gay dudes like penises. 898 00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:15.880 I wonder if they think their penises look kind of 899 00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:16.519 hot or something. 900 00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:19.639 But then like, but then you get older and you're like, oh, well, 901 00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:21.800 a lot of people aren't narcissistic in that way where 902 00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:25.159 they find themselves attractive, right, So, but like I get 903 00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:26.000 how you can come to that. 904 00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:26.920 It was like on. 905 00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:29.199 Scrubs, one of the doctors, one of the one of 906 00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:32.519 the retarded surgeons, Like they're sitting in the in the 907 00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:35.840 bar and like JD and Turk are having problems or whatever. 908 00:43:35.920 --> 00:43:38.719 So Turk is having a beer with that I can't 909 00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:40.960 remember t his name's Todd or something, and he's like, oh, 910 00:43:41.000 --> 00:43:42.679 I can just talk to Todd And then literally the 911 00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:44.239 first thing he says, do you think gay dudes are 912 00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:45.199 turned on by their own weeders? 913 00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:47.760 And he walks out of the bar. I was like 914 00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:54.199 a question that has so many fucking ridiculous moments. 915 00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:56.960 It is it's not so much turned on more so 916 00:43:57.119 --> 00:43:59.880 than it's like, I feel like you're you're a lot 917 00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:02.360 more appreciative of the fact that this is what you have. 918 00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:05.280 Maybe like it's I feel like it's more convenient. 919 00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:06.840 I think this is an easy thing, like for a 920 00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:10.320 gay audience, for a gay male audiences, or gay every 921 00:44:10.639 --> 00:44:14.559 gay males, no gay girls. Well yeah, unless every hey, 922 00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:17.519 every gay listening, anyone who has a penis and likes 923 00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:21.440 only every gay listening. Let me know what this is like, 924 00:44:21.920 --> 00:44:23.920 because I don't know. I really can't fathom it. I 925 00:44:24.039 --> 00:44:25.800 love the idea that we're actually gonna get some feedback 926 00:44:25.840 --> 00:44:27.440 of this. I don't want we have a lot of 927 00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:30.840 listen I don't want any feedback form girls. No girls. 928 00:44:30.880 --> 00:44:38.159 Oh yeah, it was like anytime only gods, no girl, 929 00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:47.400 doctor the doctor, Manhattan, wipe away, the whole civilization. All right, 930 00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:47.880 let's get the. 931 00:44:50.159 --> 00:44:50.400 Work. 932 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:53.840 I don't give anybody says man, I love I love 933 00:44:53.920 --> 00:44:58.960 the Zack Snyder's uh fucking uh whatever that movie watch 934 00:44:59.079 --> 00:45:05.280 Watchman's My Brain whatever that film he made with the 935 00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:10.079 with the Blue with the when he's in Vietnam and 936 00:45:10.119 --> 00:45:12.639 he has the biggest thong on in history, Like he 937 00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:15.360 finally puts on underwear in Vietnam and it has the 938 00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:18.840 largest thong ever constructed. I was like, Yo, that is 939 00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.400 that's that's a record right there. I love Doctor Manhattan 940 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:25.280 because I feel like I would just make sillyh it exists. Yeah. 941 00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:28.119 I just feel like I feel like he's so he 942 00:45:28.559 --> 00:45:32.559 even though he was constructed. They made this character decades ago, 943 00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:35.400 but you know what are we talking about Doctor Manhattan. 944 00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:38.239 I just feel like I just feel like he so 945 00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:42.320 perfectly represents millennials. I think like the way that we 946 00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:44.559 kind of came up and the way that he's like, man, 947 00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:46.679 you're aware of a lot of stuff now and then 948 00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:47.719 you're just like fuck everything. 949 00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:49.239 Because he's naked and nihilistic. 950 00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:55.559 Yeah, I think, yeah, well he's kind of he's apathetic 951 00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:58.639 and kind of like, well he becomes nihilistic when that's 952 00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:00.480 why he fucks well, he off. 953 00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:03.960 To uh the for a while. He goes to markets 954 00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:05.639 to the fact that he's like, I can't let I 955 00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:08.199 can't constant keep getting involved in these people's lives. Well, 956 00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:11.920 he's like, there's gonna be a time where I'm gonna 957 00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:13.960 be here and they're not, and I can't. They have 958 00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:17.079 to fix fix it themselves. And then if they made 959 00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:19.079 him the main enemy, remember they made they blamed for everything, 960 00:46:19.079 --> 00:46:20.400 and he was like a fuck you guys, I'm gone. 961 00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:22.239 Well he thought it was actually there was a great idea. 962 00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:24.719 It was it was the only way that we're gonna 963 00:46:24.760 --> 00:46:26.840 save from uh, the whole war. 964 00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:29.079 Which is crazy because like the fact that he sees 965 00:46:29.119 --> 00:46:32.079 the past and present at the exact same time, all 966 00:46:32.199 --> 00:46:34.199 at once, would anybody. 967 00:46:33.920 --> 00:46:36.760 Any channel like every like horrible thing happening. So if 968 00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:39.800 you wanted to see every like dog getting kicked at once, 969 00:46:39.880 --> 00:46:40.920 do you think you can see like that? 970 00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:47.480 Like like he just focuses a demand service in his 971 00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:49.239 own head. It's like I want to see every beheading. 972 00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:53.159 Now that would I feel like that would be really 973 00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:56.679 dangerous over indulgence to the creature because I would do that. 974 00:46:56.719 --> 00:46:58.599 I'd be like I want to see every time someone's 975 00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:01.280 been fucking hit by a car and immediately blew up, 976 00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:04.480 and then I'd be like, whoa, it happened a lot. 977 00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:13.000 These are billions, whoa billions? You're like, yo, how many 978 00:47:13.079 --> 00:47:16.320 people have existed? Are the number of people way more 979 00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:16.920 than I thought? 980 00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:19.360 People exploating by getting hit by a car? 981 00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:22.599 That must be like that must be like below one hundred, 982 00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:25.440 tens of thousands. That's below a hundred of thousands a 983 00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:28.599 vehicle tens of thousands. Look, man, I've seen at least 984 00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:32.360 a thousand happen. You have not. It probably happens at 985 00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:35.119 least a hundred times a day in India. The density 986 00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:38.079 of the population numbers don't drop really, which is crazy. 987 00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:42.320 They put numbers on the board. Poor community is fuck good. 988 00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:44.039 That's one thing. It's the only thing they have. 989 00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:47.719 Man, Like when they're not doing well, you produce babies 990 00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:49.360 and then have them build up the village and have 991 00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:51.480 them do Shits're Puerto Rican. 992 00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:53.679 How many cousins, aunts and uncles we have? 993 00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:59.239 And because my thought was like fuck, well, oh like, 994 00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:01.360 oh like they're and to me, I'm just like that 995 00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:05.000 sounds terrible, like the terrible, just like this person has 996 00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:07.239 in bathe and they shot themselves this morning. 997 00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:11.360 You know, I feel like human I feel like, but 998 00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:14.119 I know what you're saying now, like you like a lot. Yeah, 999 00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:19.000 humans don't ship themselves and be fine with it. Humans 1000 00:48:19.079 --> 00:48:21.440 can't do that. Yeah, if you're a person that does that, 1001 00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:25.840 I feel like you're not. Yeah, even a beast. Animals 1002 00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:28.679 don't like doing that. Yeah, you're you're you're. That's why 1003 00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:31.239 dogs scrape their assholes against the ground and they just 1004 00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:35.119 and they do that because they need there's a reason 1005 00:48:35.159 --> 00:48:37.199 they're not doing it, Like my dog never did that 1006 00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.440 because my dog was taken care of. You didn't see it. 1007 00:48:41.719 --> 00:48:43.519 If you did it, you made me love my dog 1008 00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:45.000 a little less. Don't say that you do it on 1009 00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:48.079 you while you were sleeping. I'd be so mad. He 1010 00:48:48.199 --> 00:48:50.719 starts sleeping, he starts I have a really I have 1011 00:48:50.760 --> 00:48:53.000 a really cool I have a really cool coat. The 1012 00:48:53.039 --> 00:48:58.239 next day, who the fuck drew all over me and 1013 00:48:58.480 --> 00:48:59.360 smelly crayon? 1014 00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:01.559 That is? 1015 00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:11.920 But what banners? Donkey ko he's the leader of the Budge. 1016 00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:16.239 You know him. He lives in fucking Inglewood, California, and 1017 00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:19.480 his real name is Tyroll. What is happening right now? 1018 00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:23.719 To stop that? You know? You bet you better before 1019 00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:24.920 you all right, all right, all. 1020 00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:27.519 Right, go hard go hard, getting busy with it. Remember 1021 00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:29.559 you can ask a question if you go over the 1022 00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:32.199 patroon of concet. Remember snark Tank dot shot got some 1023 00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:35.000 cool merch coming very soon. I think it's I think 1024 00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:36.360 actually in September there will be some. 1025 00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:40.800 New some new, some new merch uh in there for Yeah, 1026 00:49:43.039 --> 00:49:45.639 next week, I think we should also we should start 1027 00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:48.199 reviewing some of the contests. 1028 00:49:48.320 --> 00:49:52.199 Uh what do you call it? Not contestants contestants for. 1029 00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:56.480 The for the intro a few Oh we did that 1030 00:49:56.480 --> 00:50:00.199 at that email. Remember I haven't seen it, still still 1031 00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:00.400 locked on. 1032 00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:01.400 I just gave up. 1033 00:50:02.840 --> 00:50:06.079 I'm technically I technically handed that that and aspect of 1034 00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:07.679 this off to you guys. Anyways, I was like, whatever, 1035 00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:10.840 I guess I'm locked out. Fine, but I'll go through them. 1036 00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:12.320 I have a Muslims already. I'll do the rest of 1037 00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:13.280 them star the start. 1038 00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:13.599 That's right. 1039 00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:15.480 For the for the curious, we were having like a 1040 00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:19.559 new intro contest or whatever where we're having people send us, uh, 1041 00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:22.079 send us new songs and stuff and then we can 1042 00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:24.239 use So we're gonna do it. Yeah, we're gonna do that. 1043 00:50:24.320 --> 00:50:25.840 If you want to participate, I guess it's still time 1044 00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:27.880 left because I think we said in September, we're gonna 1045 00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:31.079 like try to like be like all right, here you go, 1046 00:50:31.239 --> 00:50:33.800 you guys top three or something like that. So if 1047 00:50:33.800 --> 00:50:36.119 you guys heard the intro song many times, if your 1048 00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:39.760 listener you think you can throw something together, it probably 1049 00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:41.760 got a couple of weeks or whatever. So a couple 1050 00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:44.599 of weeks, it better you have any girls in it, though, 1051 00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:48.440 No no girls moaning guys moanings fine though no girls. 1052 00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:51.559 Women are the problem, all right, told me that women 1053 00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:55.760 fucking suck. So I punched my mom. I Matt Walshing 1054 00:50:55.840 --> 00:51:00.679 sneako like you know what I mean. Yeah right, I'm 1055 00:51:00.679 --> 00:51:01.280 not gonna say, but. 1056 00:51:03.440 --> 00:51:06.719 Go hard getting busy with it. I uh uh, oh, 1057 00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:08.719 go hard getting busy with it. But I got such 1058 00:51:08.760 --> 00:51:13.679 a gay heart, I'll make a woman fucker. Wonder if 1059 00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:17.159 he went it. Also, I remember Tarzan. 1060 00:51:18.400 --> 00:51:22.960 Oh, somebody asked me for because I mentioned on the episode. 1061 00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:24.599 I think I don't know what that was. 1062 00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:26.119 But no, I don't know. I don't know what that 1063 00:51:26.199 --> 00:51:27.920 it was either. Anyway, the last part I kind of 1064 00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:30.960 get it. Whatever he said, you know, can you throw me? 1065 00:51:31.760 --> 00:51:34.559 I want to know if the aim is just tight 1066 00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:39.360 B tight B you know, it's good. Yeah, that's what 1067 00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:42.119 I was thinking always it was stupids. 1068 00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:46.320 Hello, meat, teet and feet. Would you rather tattoo your 1069 00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:49.760 whole cock or both your legs and feet? You have 1070 00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:52.800 the uh, you have the choice of any primary color 1071 00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:56.360 to do so, blackout style like a fill tool in 1072 00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:57.159 MS paint. 1073 00:51:58.000 --> 00:52:01.320 My penis what color? Uh? Right? Yellow? So then when 1074 00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:03.800 I that's so weird, How did you know that? I 1075 00:52:03.840 --> 00:52:06.960 don't know. I even thought bright too. You guys are 1076 00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.280 gays just like sync up too much. 1077 00:52:09.159 --> 00:52:11.239 Because there's something because there's you know why, because there's 1078 00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:16.159 something about a yellow, like like a cartoonishly yellow peenis. 1079 00:52:16.199 --> 00:52:17.960 It's very funny, because there's something Simpson about it. 1080 00:52:18.440 --> 00:52:21.920 That's why I thought it. I don't I don't believe that. 1081 00:52:21.960 --> 00:52:24.119 I don't believe. I thought because of the Simpsons, it'd 1082 00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:29.079 be funny. More yellow. Look at my yellow peepy boards, 1083 00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:31.280 something like darkskin. So when I get a boner, it 1084 00:52:31.440 --> 00:52:33.800 like it'll stretch out, so it'll be like some little 1085 00:52:33.840 --> 00:52:38.239 cracks of like like my regular penis cutter. It'll look 1086 00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:44.320 so gross, looks so gross, faded. So I love it. 1087 00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:47.360 I like it more. I don't know. I don't know. 1088 00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:49.639 If I like the idea of my where's a law 1089 00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:53.760 more me me. 1090 00:52:55.559 --> 00:52:55.960 Homer? 1091 00:52:56.239 --> 00:53:03.559 It looks like chocolate and banana. Yea more suck I 1092 00:53:03.679 --> 00:53:10.400 will Mark has a little suck this. 1093 00:53:10.679 --> 00:53:11.320 I will. 1094 00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:19.719 Suck here yellow Pepe, I will be gone. Luke, I'm 1095 00:53:19.880 --> 00:53:26.039 fucking Homer. It's me Omer Simpson, Homer Simptons, fucking Yoda. 1096 00:53:26.639 --> 00:53:29.519 Luke comes back in from practicing like his handstands and 1097 00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:32.400 he goes in and Yoda and fucking Homer. I'm going 1098 00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:37.679 at it. There's a p's a moment where Yoda's looking 1099 00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:45.440 at Homeer's ass like this put his all ahead, and 1100 00:53:45.519 --> 00:53:48.079 there is this a part of Is this a part 1101 00:53:48.119 --> 00:53:52.159 of my training? Yes? Get the funk out now, funk 1102 00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:57.320 out you will moment where Yoda pops his head out 1103 00:53:57.320 --> 00:54:02.920 of Homer's ass. Get out, like Reagan, get out, you 1104 00:54:03.519 --> 00:54:19.480 fucking Reagan. What are you saying in backwards? He doesn't. 1105 00:54:23.079 --> 00:54:24.760 We gotta make that more of a poland day. We 1106 00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:26.199 gotta start calling the white people Reagan. 1107 00:54:26.840 --> 00:54:30.800 Regan put that on a shirt and then like watch 1108 00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:36.559 people like walk by mirrors like holy ship, Oh man. 1109 00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:39.920 I'm just man. I took my job photo with this one. No, 1110 00:54:40.960 --> 00:54:43.119 I'm ascending right now that ship maybe like, oh, it's 1111 00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:45.679 kind of an amazing shirts, it's kind of amazing. I 1112 00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:49.199 thought it was German. No, it's the N word backwards. 1113 00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:50.519 It would have to be like it would have to 1114 00:54:50.599 --> 00:54:53.440 be like like almost in like graffiti type yes, where 1115 00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:56.599 it's hard to read anyway, and then you like go 1116 00:54:56.719 --> 00:54:58.039 into passing mirrors, and. 1117 00:54:58.039 --> 00:55:00.159 Then then it's some times in roma. For some he's 1118 00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:03.039 in the mirror the end of the mirror, it's just 1119 00:55:03.159 --> 00:55:05.840 aerial on a white background in the mirror. But on 1120 00:55:05.960 --> 00:55:08.280 your shirt it's a fucking tied I with graffiti, fucking 1121 00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:12.719 multi color. I wish it says I hate them. My 1122 00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:17.800 hand out of Homer's wreck, whe lapping up. I must 1123 00:55:18.000 --> 00:55:33.760 and Homer just like like, don't it's getting assaulted. 1124 00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:39.400 Yoda's because he's popping it in and out like real fast. 1125 00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:42.719 So Yoda, but it's public. It's doing that, like but 1126 00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:44.519 way fast, Yoda. 1127 00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:48.800 Slow down, slow, Yoda up. Homer's ass nibbling on his 1128 00:55:48.960 --> 00:55:49.800 prostate bro. 1129 00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:59.880 Like a fucking dinosaur like with a tree star. Yoda's 1130 00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:07.400 so no, no, that's that's the only way that he 1131 00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:08.360 could process pain. 1132 00:56:11.000 --> 00:56:12.239 No, yeah, oh my god. 1133 00:56:12.280 --> 00:56:14.119 Anyway, No, I wouldn't attachoo like I think I would. 1134 00:56:14.239 --> 00:56:16.000 You know, I'd go for my legs. Whatever I make, 1135 00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:20.000 I give myself, like red legs, like fucking oh my god, 1136 00:56:20.360 --> 00:56:25.880 no no, no, like a leg man? Is that a 1137 00:56:26.039 --> 00:56:29.920 fucking is that a mega man's red leg man? 1138 00:56:31.199 --> 00:56:35.840 Legs? Red leg man? Is he's a YouTuber? Oh y yeah, 1139 00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:41.320 red Lego media. There you go, red leg I'm glad 1140 00:56:41.320 --> 00:56:42.679 you said you got that. I was gonna say that, 1141 00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:46.880 that's pretty good. It's good, Red red Leger Media. It's crazy. Hi, 1142 00:56:47.079 --> 00:56:51.239 I'm rich, I'm we got red legs. We got red legs. 1143 00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:54.119 Let's run around the room with our red legs. That's 1144 00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:55.920 for a few movies with our red legs. It's like, 1145 00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:58.000 this movie was great, but I did it made me 1146 00:56:58.079 --> 00:57:01.199 not think about my red legs red because they're so 1147 00:57:01.639 --> 00:57:04.920 they're in so much damage. They're hot, so they appear 1148 00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:10.320 they're so swollen, irritated. They they don't walk, they never 1149 00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:12.800 walked ever, and they've just been sitting in that room. 1150 00:57:12.800 --> 00:57:19.280 And help me from black the best of the worst. 1151 00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:28.199 Oh God, help me, oh God, try to get up. 1152 00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:30.679 He cuts his leg a little bit and it bleachs 1153 00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:34.440 so much. I was gonna say like those lizards and 1154 00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:37.159 shoe blood on their eyes, just like you're so cool man. 1155 00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:39.400 When I was a kid, I really wanted like lizards. 1156 00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:42.360 I really loved the idea of knowles. I like that, 1157 00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:47.840 would you say the lizards andles knowls? Yeahs, I had 1158 00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:50.320 those exactly. Yeah, those are those are the standard lizards 1159 00:57:50.320 --> 00:57:50.519 to get. 1160 00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:52.639 Okay, Yeah, it was weird because I because I've only 1161 00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:54.960 heard them when I got I only heard about those 1162 00:57:54.960 --> 00:57:56.159 when I got them, and never again. 1163 00:57:56.480 --> 00:57:57.960 The fact that you said that was like, what the fuck? 1164 00:57:58.360 --> 00:57:59.800 This first time I ever heard somebody else say that. 1165 00:58:00.159 --> 00:58:02.760 I guess it's like exotic pet shops. That's probably like 1166 00:58:02.800 --> 00:58:03.719 the standard one to get. 1167 00:58:03.840 --> 00:58:06.440 Yeah, we always made fun. We call them anals. 1168 00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:11.559 Want the salamanders out that they were cool. Salamanders are cool, 1169 00:58:12.119 --> 00:58:14.039 but I just I just hate the idea of having 1170 00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:17.760 just because they're you know, people don't take care of them. 1171 00:58:17.800 --> 00:58:19.079 Well, like we had a they're kind of hard. We 1172 00:58:19.119 --> 00:58:21.199 had a nice light, but it's not like I had 1173 00:58:21.239 --> 00:58:23.559 a nice heat rock or something. So then in the 1174 00:58:23.639 --> 00:58:27.199 fucking in the in the winter, they're like, you know, 1175 00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:29.840 you can see like they're just like their skins cracking. 1176 00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:32.760 So then like you would pick them up, and they 1177 00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:34.920 would be like clinched to you because like you're all 1178 00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:35.559 warm and shit. 1179 00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:37.400 They're like, oh man, this is amazing. I'm like this 1180 00:58:38.079 --> 00:58:38.719 it's kind of sad. 1181 00:58:38.800 --> 00:58:41.039 Yeah, And you can't even really be as like because 1182 00:58:41.079 --> 00:58:42.960 you can't just fuck around with them as much as 1183 00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:43.679 you think you would. 1184 00:58:43.880 --> 00:58:44.519 You see videos of. 1185 00:58:44.519 --> 00:58:47.079 People sucking around with their LIGs, but like the extended 1186 00:58:47.119 --> 00:58:48.960 contact with them kind of fucks them up, and you 1187 00:58:49.639 --> 00:58:52.880 so like because like the the oils that they secrete, 1188 00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:54.840 and like it's just it's just not super sanitary in 1189 00:58:54.920 --> 00:58:57.920 comparison to like a dog or a cat even you know. 1190 00:58:58.679 --> 00:59:00.920 It's just a lot of a million. And he says, 1191 00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:03.880 it's a horrible pet t have. They're like terrible petsaz pets. 1192 00:59:04.400 --> 00:59:07.079 They won't they won't sleep until you turn off the lights. 1193 00:59:08.159 --> 00:59:09.960 So turn the fucking lights on almosto The thing is 1194 00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:11.199 that he has to go he has to go there. 1195 00:59:11.239 --> 00:59:12.840 He has to like prepare it to go to bed 1196 00:59:13.360 --> 00:59:15.079 because because obviously when he's not home, he gets it 1197 00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:16.519 stays awake for the time. It's a way, right, he 1198 00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:18.639 doesn't get home by a certain time, it'll just stay 1199 00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:20.480 up and then when the lights come up, when the sunrises, 1200 00:59:20.519 --> 00:59:22.719 it'll just wake up. What's wrong with that? So the 1201 00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:24.159 thing is that like if you don't put the bed 1202 00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:26.079 at a certain time, I won't get enough rest. Therefore 1203 00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:28.400 it'll get stressed out. And stressed can kill them straight up. 1204 00:59:28.760 --> 00:59:31.840 Stress can kill anything, like not much stress, like like 1205 00:59:31.920 --> 00:59:33.760 for them, if they like if they spend that seventy 1206 00:59:33.800 --> 00:59:36.920 five dollars and they're like proportionate to what they would experience, 1207 00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:39.159 they'd be like, ah, fucking it would die. Yeah. Yeah. 1208 00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:43.880 But counterpoint, have you ever seen them grab onto like 1209 00:59:43.880 --> 00:59:45.480 a Q tip gives him grab on the people and 1210 00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:49.159 they hang on like was cute? It is pretty cool. 1211 00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:50.800 But yeah, I just give it like a sword. 1212 00:59:50.840 --> 00:59:52.679 And I love them when they get their little lego hands. 1213 00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:53.719 They got their little lego hands. 1214 00:59:53.760 --> 00:59:55.840 I can't help it. They're like cool, I look at you. 1215 00:59:56.119 --> 00:59:59.320 That stuff all looks cool. But I think everybody that 1216 00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:01.000 mostly has exotic pets. 1217 01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:04.039 Shouldn't take care of them. Yeah, it's it's pets in general, dude. 1218 01:00:04.199 --> 01:00:05.920 People that have dogs that don't walk there, Like, you 1219 01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:08.000 gotta walk your dog a lot, especially when they're young, 1220 01:00:08.039 --> 01:00:09.400 when they're like healthy, you gotta walk them for like 1221 01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:14.360 two three hours a day, yeah, genuinely. And that's tough 1222 01:00:14.519 --> 01:00:16.039 to do, dude, especially if you have like a job 1223 01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:18.440 or anything, you have things to focus on, you gotta 1224 01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:18.639 do that. 1225 01:00:18.679 --> 01:00:20.320 For That's the reason why as an adult, I've never 1226 01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:22.760 had a pet, because I just know I don't want to, 1227 01:00:23.480 --> 01:00:24.880 like the amount of time that I want to put 1228 01:00:24.880 --> 01:00:26.079 into it to properly take care of it. 1229 01:00:26.440 --> 01:00:28.639 I don't really want to do it, yeah, by myself, 1230 01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:30.719 especially like I'm not yeah, I'm not putting the time, 1231 01:00:31.960 --> 01:00:33.599 but I does understand the fact that how much I 1232 01:00:33.719 --> 01:00:35.239 have to sacrifice. I have to be ready. You have 1233 01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:36.159 to be ready for things like that. 1234 01:00:36.239 --> 01:00:36.360 You know. 1235 01:00:36.360 --> 01:00:37.119 It's like a child for me. 1236 01:00:37.400 --> 01:00:39.000 If I run out of like video games to play 1237 01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:40.840 at some point, then I think I can have a pet, 1238 01:00:41.039 --> 01:00:43.159 because that's the thing. Like in my free time, I 1239 01:00:43.280 --> 01:00:44.599 really all I want to do is sit down and 1240 01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:47.239 is fucking like game. And I feel like a lot 1241 01:00:47.320 --> 01:00:48.079 of that time could. 1242 01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:49.800 Be used to take care of it. Take care of 1243 01:00:49.880 --> 01:00:53.440 your pets, right. Also, that's what bothers me to the 1244 01:00:53.519 --> 01:00:55.400 loss of a pet is the loss of your dog 1245 01:00:55.599 --> 01:00:58.320 is a fucking harrowing experience. Yeah, I don't know why 1246 01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:00.880 we haven't genetically made dogs for like two hundred years 1247 01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:03.000 or something. We can't do it. We have they would 1248 01:01:03.000 --> 01:01:06.599 get too smart to get smart, they would get immediately. 1249 01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:08.800 I don't think they would. Man, you can't you literally 1250 01:01:08.800 --> 01:01:13.239 there's literally a phrase for how dumb dogs can be. 1251 01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:14.559 What is the phrase? 1252 01:01:14.679 --> 01:01:16.400 You can't teach a dog new You can't teach old 1253 01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:19.159 dogs anything but think anything. 1254 01:01:18.840 --> 01:01:21.840 Anything like this? Right. First of all, you can't train 1255 01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:25.440 older dogs. You can't impossible, you can't teach straight dogs 1256 01:01:26.039 --> 01:01:28.880 gay tricks. You can't teach gay people how to not 1257 01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:31.920 be gay. I mean can't. They're just gay. You gotta 1258 01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:35.400 leave them like that facts, at least in facts. I 1259 01:01:35.519 --> 01:01:37.880 was like, that's crazy. Why would you say that? I 1260 01:01:37.960 --> 01:01:40.960 was like, you said it. I know now I said it, 1261 01:01:41.000 --> 01:01:43.800 So that's crazy. Why would I say that? Such a 1262 01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:47.360 homofold man. I can't believe we have such a scathing, blatant, 1263 01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:51.559 seething homophobe on eating It's true, man, I really hate 1264 01:01:51.639 --> 01:01:55.519 gay people myself because I'm gay. What's the last time you, 1265 01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:57.000 guys seed in anger? 1266 01:01:57.599 --> 01:02:00.400 It's been a while, probably playing it must have been 1267 01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:02.639 some type of Souls Born game. That's probably the last time. 1268 01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:05.840 Probably it was probably that, because like I've been relatively 1269 01:02:06.199 --> 01:02:09.079 it's been. I like, I look, I'm being honest, souls 1270 01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:13.400 born people. I like winning way more than I like 1271 01:02:13.480 --> 01:02:16.920 getting destroyed. And so those games are fun as ship, 1272 01:02:17.039 --> 01:02:20.880 but god damn they induce so much stress that you 1273 01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:22.800 just don't I think you don't realize it. 1274 01:02:23.320 --> 01:02:25.199 It's a ton of stress. Like I've played, I've played 1275 01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:27.199 older I finished doing it. After I was done playing it, 1276 01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:30.119 I felt like I felt my head was compressed and 1277 01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:32.440 like the angry headship, and I had to be like, 1278 01:02:32.719 --> 01:02:36.320 why do I feel like relaxing my head? I'm like, whoa, 1279 01:02:36.880 --> 01:02:41.159 I think really hard? Too hard. It was a rage boner. 1280 01:02:41.840 --> 01:02:43.960 You get rage boner because I can't. 1281 01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:47.719 Ah, dude, that's lying. Look man, here's what this is. 1282 01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:49.880 What's gonna happen Now that you mention it, I'm gonna 1283 01:02:49.880 --> 01:02:52.280 recognize that I do. Because it's not like when when 1284 01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:54.679 when my my step mom was like, oh man, I 1285 01:02:54.719 --> 01:02:56.920 have a hunger headache and I was like, well, you 1286 01:02:56.960 --> 01:02:58.960 get fucking headaches when you're hungry. I never noticed that, 1287 01:02:59.079 --> 01:03:01.920 and then I I notice that I do. So it's 1288 01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:03.199 one of those things that you kind of just don't 1289 01:03:03.239 --> 01:03:05.480 put two and two together. So now the next time 1290 01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:08.079 I get a fucking raging heart on when I'm fucking frustrated. 1291 01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:12.800 Oh, I want to have rage meat fucking have sex 1292 01:03:12.840 --> 01:03:16.280 with my couch because why not? Why not fuck your couch? Man, 1293 01:03:16.519 --> 01:03:17.960 I'm like, I don't like the guy, but like, why 1294 01:03:18.039 --> 01:03:19.840 not fuck your couch? Your it's your couch. I feel 1295 01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:22.719 like if you just cause like, dry couch sounds crazy, 1296 01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:26.360 So why not just put a pocket pussy dry couch 1297 01:03:26.400 --> 01:03:28.360 all the way. You don't like dry, you don't You 1298 01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:31.119 don't beat your dick dry till it fucking till it starts, 1299 01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:34.199 you know, peeling off in the bloody used the bloody lubricate. 1300 01:03:36.920 --> 01:03:39.159 I mean, you don't beat your dick with just water. 1301 01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:46.880 That's worse than nothing. I feel like nothing, so barbaring. 1302 01:03:48.559 --> 01:03:50.119 It lost, like just like because like what like a 1303 01:03:50.199 --> 01:03:53.280 hand job you can just stroke the shaft up and down, 1304 01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:55.559 skins doing this thing, but like what if you don't. 1305 01:03:55.400 --> 01:03:57.199 Sweat all though you don't sweat at all, the handtop 1306 01:03:57.280 --> 01:04:02.800 is arduous. I just feel I to me, to me, 1307 01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:05.119 it's that's I don't know, man, I don't even know. 1308 01:04:05.440 --> 01:04:07.320 I don't even know what I'm going with the next question. 1309 01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:10.320 All right, wolf Man sixty six Road, and he says, hey, boys, 1310 01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:13.599 I'm back on the question tier after I plundered. 1311 01:04:13.320 --> 01:04:14.719 Some Doablloon's word. 1312 01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:18.400 Welcome back, Welcome back, wolf man. My question for y'all 1313 01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:20.840 is whether or not you would buy a brand new 1314 01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:23.639 game for an older console. There's nothing saying you can't 1315 01:04:23.719 --> 01:04:25.440 just make a PlayStation two game in twenty twenty four. 1316 01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:27.159 That is true, technically you could do that. 1317 01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:29.079 The only group people that do this is Atlas. In fact, 1318 01:04:29.119 --> 01:04:31.599 Atlas still is willing to make and send out PS 1319 01:04:31.639 --> 01:04:33.800 two versions of their games. What what are you talking about? 1320 01:04:33.920 --> 01:04:35.800 They'll create PS two versions of the game if people 1321 01:04:35.800 --> 01:04:37.880 buy it, they'll create like if you buy a directing 1322 01:04:37.920 --> 01:04:40.320 from Maclis, they'll make up a disc of Persona four 1323 01:04:40.440 --> 01:04:42.199 and then send it to you. Are you serious? Yes? 1324 01:04:42.280 --> 01:04:47.079 Actually it's crazy right how they still have the ability 1325 01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:50.599 to make it. I guess sounds illegal but cool? Yeah, 1326 01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:53.239 I mean, okay, cool, sick wild. The only people to 1327 01:04:53.320 --> 01:04:54.760 have it, though, I know there are people who make 1328 01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:57.679 their own, like custom like any S games. I know 1329 01:04:57.800 --> 01:04:59.840 that that's like a thing because like that that's such 1330 01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:02.360 a old hardware, and even probably PS one you can 1331 01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:04.719 probably still get away with just like making making ps 1332 01:05:04.760 --> 01:05:07.920 one games off off of those old uh skews, the 1333 01:05:08.159 --> 01:05:10.559 black pis ones that people used to develop on. 1334 01:05:10.960 --> 01:05:12.559 But yeah, I mean that would be so sick, that 1335 01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:14.440 would be weird as fuck. But I would be totally 1336 01:05:14.480 --> 01:05:14.760 into that. 1337 01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:18.360 There's something really special about owning uh physical media. I know, 1338 01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:20.719 I don't really partake in it too much. Yeah, but 1339 01:05:20.920 --> 01:05:23.119 owning owning it is a really special thing because it's 1340 01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:24.679 like for me, will some books, you know, owning the 1341 01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:27.400 books I own, I really appreciate having, like they're you know, 1342 01:05:27.400 --> 01:05:29.519 they're always mine and I can always embark them on 1343 01:05:29.639 --> 01:05:31.559 the people afterwards, you know, So I think that's really cool. 1344 01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:34.360 By the same time, the convenience of digitally buying things 1345 01:05:34.440 --> 01:05:35.280 just unbeaten. Man. 1346 01:05:35.599 --> 01:05:37.679 Nothing beats coming on the pages of a physical book. 1347 01:05:37.880 --> 01:05:40.920 Nothing beats coming on your fucking uncle's Playboy after he 1348 01:05:40.920 --> 01:05:43.280 already came on and then it shatters with so much 1349 01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:46.400 come it's more, it's more, it's more of a tablet 1350 01:05:46.480 --> 01:05:48.320 than a patrire book. And then it shatters because you 1351 01:05:48.360 --> 01:05:50.679 can't can't really come on a kindle. It's not the same. 1352 01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:52.559 You can, but it like it fucking wouldn't it, Just 1353 01:05:52.639 --> 01:05:55.519 like it's just easily wipe off. It's boring. Yeah, it's boring, 1354 01:05:55.639 --> 01:05:57.559 Like you want to see like what what pages are missing, 1355 01:05:57.639 --> 01:05:59.639 what pages are like stuck together? It's like interesting. You 1356 01:05:59.679 --> 01:06:02.679 don't get that experience. Go to the public libraries and 1357 01:06:02.760 --> 01:06:05.320 I just start sperming all over their books, and you know, 1358 01:06:05.679 --> 01:06:06.440 sperm all over the book. 1359 01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:09.519 Sometimes people they they'll know which ones the special book, 1360 01:06:09.599 --> 01:06:11.519 you know, once they find the requested book, they're like, oh, 1361 01:06:11.599 --> 01:06:12.719 that's that's the one exactly. 1362 01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:14.639 I go to the library, I like that female, your production, 1363 01:06:14.719 --> 01:06:16.719 and then I come all over the book and I leave. 1364 01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:19.440 That's insane. Those are like the least sexy diagrams with 1365 01:06:19.679 --> 01:06:22.519 my with my dick. I leave to what always does 1366 01:06:22.559 --> 01:06:24.599 it for me? When you see like you see the diagram, 1367 01:06:24.679 --> 01:06:26.320 you see the anatomy of the female, and I see 1368 01:06:26.360 --> 01:06:28.280 the little thing pointing to the anus. That does it 1369 01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:31.320 for me? I'm actually genuinely astounded that that hasn't. 1370 01:06:33.199 --> 01:06:35.519 The fact that that thought hasn't crossed my mind before 1371 01:06:35.639 --> 01:06:36.679 is actually pretty astounding. 1372 01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:39.119 Come on a book at a library. No, the idea 1373 01:06:39.159 --> 01:06:39.400 of like. 1374 01:06:39.559 --> 01:06:42.639 Seeing a woman and then like for a flash of 1375 01:06:42.719 --> 01:06:46.840 a moment, like realizing that that system is there. Because 1376 01:06:46.840 --> 01:06:48.840 I think about like sometimes I'll look at people talking 1377 01:06:48.840 --> 01:06:51.559 and I'll be I'll be really aware that there's like 1378 01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:55.280 a skull in their head, like moving like a fucking puppet, 1379 01:06:55.679 --> 01:06:57.840 and I'll be like very like it'll freak me out 1380 01:06:57.840 --> 01:06:59.400 a little bit because that I'll be like really aware 1381 01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:01.159 of that, like if I that we're like skeletons, there's 1382 01:07:01.199 --> 01:07:02.880 like sticks at the center of us. There. 1383 01:07:03.239 --> 01:07:06.280 There's moments where I realized that, like like every time 1384 01:07:06.280 --> 01:07:07.960 before I go to bed, I realized, like I could die. 1385 01:07:08.519 --> 01:07:10.960 It's crazy, right, So like when I like I'm closing 1386 01:07:11.000 --> 01:07:11.480 my eyes, I'm like. 1387 01:07:11.519 --> 01:07:12.960 Yo, it's happening right now. You're like a like a 1388 01:07:13.159 --> 01:07:14.800 like a Halloween skeleton right now. 1389 01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:17.239 That's terrifying. You're like a Party City skeleton to me 1390 01:07:17.320 --> 01:07:19.599 right now. But it's like, dang, I can really like 1391 01:07:19.719 --> 01:07:21.320 die right now. And I'm like all right, I make 1392 01:07:21.360 --> 01:07:23.719 peace with myself. And I'm like I had a good run? 1393 01:07:24.480 --> 01:07:27.519 Did you I think? Did you? I mean yeah, I 1394 01:07:27.519 --> 01:07:29.320 mean it's not a bad run. I guess you know. 1395 01:07:29.440 --> 01:07:33.039 I have this thing where I think about that every 1396 01:07:33.079 --> 01:07:34.480 once in a while, like, oh man, you could go 1397 01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:36.360 at any moment, and then so you think, oh, you 1398 01:07:36.360 --> 01:07:39.360 should make sure all your ducks are in order. But 1399 01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:41.400 then I'm like, if I do that, that means I'm 1400 01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:41.960 gonna die. 1401 01:07:42.800 --> 01:07:44.599 You know, Yeah, I don't want to the problem supers. 1402 01:07:44.920 --> 01:07:47.239 Yeah, in a superstitious way, like as soon as I 1403 01:07:47.360 --> 01:07:50.320 get everything sorted out, like just in case if something happens, 1404 01:07:50.719 --> 01:07:52.719 something is definitely going to happen. 1405 01:07:52.800 --> 01:07:55.079 That moment you do that, you turned, you turn around, 1406 01:07:55.119 --> 01:08:01.159 and some guys like points your face, you did this? 1407 01:08:01.239 --> 01:08:03.199 Should it just love? He should have just lived life? 1408 01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:04.960 And then the thing is like right at that moment, 1409 01:08:05.039 --> 01:08:07.159 you're like, oh man, I didn't pay his credit card. 1410 01:08:07.239 --> 01:08:09.679 Oh man, I got an overdraft fee, and the right 1411 01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:14.760 I'll be back later. He poops like a like Nightcrawler. 1412 01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:16.640 He looks at you and you're looking at him, and 1413 01:08:16.800 --> 01:08:20.760 he's just gone. It has to be like it has 1414 01:08:20.800 --> 01:08:23.840 to be like there's no transition, he's just there. Then 1415 01:08:23.880 --> 01:08:26.880 he's not there. There's no like flashing light, there's no 1416 01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:31.960 like blur out. He's just not there, just not there. Yeah, 1417 01:08:32.239 --> 01:08:33.720 that with me for a few months. 1418 01:08:34.560 --> 01:08:36.399 Always like when it's like more of like the like 1419 01:08:37.760 --> 01:08:40.199 they're there and then you turn around and then immediately 1420 01:08:40.279 --> 01:08:42.800 not like say like I was just playing. 1421 01:08:43.000 --> 01:08:43.640 Yeah, Batman. 1422 01:08:44.359 --> 01:08:49.800 Uh me playing Cyberpunk Johnny Silrehan or he just always 1423 01:08:49.840 --> 01:08:51.720 he's just there and then he's look away and he's 1424 01:08:51.760 --> 01:08:52.359 gone killed. 1425 01:08:52.359 --> 01:08:55.239 That as Johnny's overhand man counteries that are really good job. 1426 01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:56.880 I would say my favorite moments in those game is 1427 01:08:56.920 --> 01:08:59.000 when you get to be him. Oh yeah, you get 1428 01:08:59.039 --> 01:09:01.520 to play as that's cool. Yeah, when you get the 1429 01:09:01.560 --> 01:09:07.039 fucking wild ass explosives that is so stupid, it's crazy. 1430 01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:09.560 It's so cool. The good you get in that game. 1431 01:09:09.680 --> 01:09:12.199 By the end of that game, the weapons you acquire 1432 01:09:12.319 --> 01:09:14.479 are so out of fucking pocket. 1433 01:09:14.600 --> 01:09:16.560 Yeah, that's why I was like, I wanted that immediately. 1434 01:09:17.119 --> 01:09:19.119 I just want to know you can't get you got 1435 01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:21.039 to do mission I probably, Yeah, I think, yeah, I 1436 01:09:21.159 --> 01:09:22.439 mean I didn't just get them. 1437 01:09:23.079 --> 01:09:24.079 Yeah, I didn't mod the game. 1438 01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:27.640 I was actually so I so the first thing that 1439 01:09:27.720 --> 01:09:29.199 I did, of course, I was like, oh, helly, I'm 1440 01:09:29.199 --> 01:09:32.760 gonna make everybody naked. But it was it wasn't working well. 1441 01:09:33.239 --> 01:09:36.239 There was there was an issue where even if I 1442 01:09:36.319 --> 01:09:40.319 wanted to put on clothes, like say, the idea is 1443 01:09:40.359 --> 01:09:42.479 supposed to be there's a default thing that should be 1444 01:09:43.079 --> 01:09:44.960 uh that like, oh, this is gonna be gone and 1445 01:09:45.039 --> 01:09:46.880 this will be like nu, it's like invisible, like a 1446 01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:48.079 lot of time about mod's work. 1447 01:09:48.279 --> 01:09:51.840 But for some fucking reason, if I it just didn't 1448 01:09:51.920 --> 01:09:55.000 work well, just like you're just naked. It was just like, yeah, 1449 01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:56.119 it didn't matter what I did. 1450 01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:57.880 Dude's dick was out all the time, and it was 1451 01:09:57.920 --> 01:10:00.119 like I was like, ah, this is just stupid and 1452 01:10:00.119 --> 01:10:03.720 and what's the point if you can't see yourself? But anyway, 1453 01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:06.439 next time I'm gonna I'll get deeper. 1454 01:10:06.319 --> 01:10:09.960 Into I'm playing Cyrapunk again. Yeah, although like it's it's 1455 01:10:09.960 --> 01:10:12.159 schizophrenic because I'm playing like a million other things. 1456 01:10:12.159 --> 01:10:14.159 Playing Red Dead right now again? You play Redd? Yeah, 1457 01:10:14.319 --> 01:10:16.479 that was well, that was my last big game that 1458 01:10:16.520 --> 01:10:19.800 I played before I was like the A A Z. Yeah, 1459 01:10:20.079 --> 01:10:22.279 do everything I do Cyapunk. I actually only do the 1460 01:10:22.319 --> 01:10:24.560 fights we gotta, you know, the like the bare knuckle fights. 1461 01:10:25.079 --> 01:10:29.840 I only fight like the really big women. Got Beatpunk 1462 01:10:29.920 --> 01:10:32.479 is weird beating a dude. I get the Girl of 1463 01:10:32.560 --> 01:10:34.880 Arms actually like a motherfucker. It was like have a 1464 01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:37.520 fair fight. I put the Girl of Arms on and 1465 01:10:37.680 --> 01:10:40.840 I'd be beating the breaks off those ladies. Why wouldn't you. 1466 01:10:44.119 --> 01:10:47.079 Like Cypunk's weird because it like it plays very like 1467 01:10:47.239 --> 01:10:50.640 I like it, and a lot of it is really good, 1468 01:10:50.720 --> 01:10:52.600 but like as I'm playing it, it's just like, man, 1469 01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:55.880 it kind of just doesn't feel good to move around, 1470 01:10:55.960 --> 01:10:59.479 And like I think there's something about CD project where 1471 01:10:59.520 --> 01:11:01.479 like they just don't know how to make games, where 1472 01:11:01.560 --> 01:11:03.159 like it feels good to move around in them. 1473 01:11:03.159 --> 01:11:04.880 I don't know what it is because what you're have 1474 01:11:04.960 --> 01:11:07.239 you played recently recently. I'm playing it right now, like 1475 01:11:07.279 --> 01:11:09.520 literally like last night. I'm just like and then you 1476 01:11:09.560 --> 01:11:11.319 know what it is feod after when I had the 1477 01:11:11.359 --> 01:11:13.560 whole game regularly before then, I got upgrades all the 1478 01:11:13.560 --> 01:11:14.800 way up to the point I was using a lot 1479 01:11:14.840 --> 01:11:17.680 of like the shanobe and like that stuff, and I 1480 01:11:17.760 --> 01:11:20.680 felt like butter running around the city, jumping on buildings 1481 01:11:20.720 --> 01:11:21.880 and fly it. Pretty much. 1482 01:11:22.039 --> 01:11:23.520 The thing to me is it's just like it's very 1483 01:11:23.640 --> 01:11:26.319 clearly like that's not their first they don't know how 1484 01:11:26.359 --> 01:11:30.399 to they they they're not adept at making first person games, 1485 01:11:30.640 --> 01:11:32.199 you know what I mean. It's it's a little clunky, 1486 01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:35.239 Like pretty often it's cool because you can do so 1487 01:11:35.399 --> 01:11:37.439 much and like there's so much there, but like, man, 1488 01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:39.439 like sometimes I'll play and I'm like, man, I wish this, 1489 01:11:40.199 --> 01:11:42.680 I wish I wish I wish this felt like destiny, 1490 01:11:43.600 --> 01:11:45.000 Like I wish I could do all of this this 1491 01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:46.920 the gameplay, I want the same. But it's just like 1492 01:11:47.039 --> 01:11:49.239 moving around I wish felt a little better. 1493 01:11:49.680 --> 01:11:52.079 I love that went around with a snap rifle, a 1494 01:11:52.159 --> 01:11:56.680 pistol on a sword like a psychopath. Yeah. 1495 01:11:56.720 --> 01:11:58.359 Like the like the melee combat in that game is 1496 01:11:58.439 --> 01:12:02.279 like people make fun of, like, uh, Skyrim for having 1497 01:12:02.359 --> 01:12:04.720 like really clunky melee comment, but like it's not really 1498 01:12:04.760 --> 01:12:05.199 that different. 1499 01:12:05.760 --> 01:12:06.479 It's kind of the same. 1500 01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:08.960 Like you can do cool stuff like the should be 1501 01:12:09.039 --> 01:12:10.760 blocking where you could like deflect bullets back. 1502 01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:12.760 That's that's cool saying. I like that. 1503 01:12:12.840 --> 01:12:14.119 You have to aim it too, Like you have to 1504 01:12:14.319 --> 01:12:16.159 like you actually have to aim properly to do it. 1505 01:12:16.680 --> 01:12:20.560 Cool that I saw I killed wats his name a 1506 01:12:20.680 --> 01:12:23.720 cyborg cyborg guy? Uh, never mind, created you're playing a game, 1507 01:12:23.800 --> 01:12:25.920 I mean like the big guy. Yeah, yeah, I know 1508 01:12:25.960 --> 01:12:27.359 what you're talking about. The big failure. 1509 01:12:27.520 --> 01:12:29.920 Actually I still need to do that. I think that's 1510 01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:33.800 actually the last well what I mean, I'm working. That's 1511 01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:36.520 what I need to toggle that next mission to. I 1512 01:12:36.600 --> 01:12:38.760 think go funck that dude up. 1513 01:12:39.399 --> 01:12:41.920 I did the I think I I didn't one hundred 1514 01:12:41.920 --> 01:12:44.439 percent of the game. But I did every mission, every mission, 1515 01:12:44.479 --> 01:12:46.880 every gig, every side story thing I did, and I 1516 01:12:47.000 --> 01:12:48.800 was like, I played this game, so I definitely didn't 1517 01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:51.960 do that. Yeah, I watched. But the weapons I had, 1518 01:12:52.880 --> 01:12:55.439 I had, We're insane. I was like, I was a god. Yeah, yeah, 1519 01:12:55.840 --> 01:12:56.640 I'm already. 1520 01:12:56.319 --> 01:12:58.840 Good enough and I'm not even like I am, so 1521 01:12:59.079 --> 01:13:01.319 since I was kind of blazing through it, I'm like 1522 01:13:01.359 --> 01:13:04.359 I'm good enough. I'm I'm basically glass cannon right now. 1523 01:13:04.640 --> 01:13:07.600 Yeah. You know, like so if it's very it's very 1524 01:13:07.640 --> 01:13:10.319 easy to get killed if you're trying to rush. I'm 1525 01:13:10.319 --> 01:13:11.840 just trying to get through. I love it, dude, I 1526 01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:13.760 love it. I fucking I get the wire. I wait 1527 01:13:13.800 --> 01:13:15.560 people toiay died. Then I call them slaves and I 1528 01:13:15.600 --> 01:13:18.319 whip them some more, whip them again? All right? He 1529 01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:25.720 scooped James scooped. James wrote in uh wait is that? Yeah? 1530 01:13:26.159 --> 01:13:29.760 Scoop James, and he says, hello Twinkie Winky, Dipsy and. 1531 01:13:29.880 --> 01:13:35.880 Pole the fun. Oh that's the tubes, right, is it? Yeah? Right? 1532 01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:41.000 Oh yeah, Dipsy is a tellytubby. I noticed, Yeah, the 1533 01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:43.439 the Tinky Wink. I remember that one in PO. People 1534 01:13:43.439 --> 01:13:44.880 had a problem with Tink because he had a perth. 1535 01:13:46.079 --> 01:13:50.199 He had a what perth? What's that? What perth? Like perth? 1536 01:13:50.439 --> 01:13:54.000 A purse? I did it? He did it by mistake. 1537 01:13:55.960 --> 01:13:57.319 I was like, what anyway? He says? 1538 01:13:57.359 --> 01:13:59.239 I remember Chris mentioning that he'd be sad if something 1539 01:13:59.279 --> 01:14:01.399 bad came out of it. Black with so with his 1540 01:14:01.720 --> 01:14:05.359 Zionism and cutting Kyle gas loose. How you holding up, Chris? 1541 01:14:05.640 --> 01:14:07.920 Fine? I mean that's like Zionism. What do you say? 1542 01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:11.079 I don't know just what he just I don't even 1543 01:14:11.119 --> 01:14:12.520 think so. I think I think. I don't think he did. 1544 01:14:12.560 --> 01:14:14.439 I think his man just said something else, sort of 1545 01:14:14.600 --> 01:14:17.199 like I don't know, I don't think. 1546 01:14:18.039 --> 01:14:20.079 It strikes me like I haven't Look, I haven't paid 1547 01:14:20.119 --> 01:14:22.319 attention to everything, Jack Black, I said, because like why 1548 01:14:22.399 --> 01:14:22.840 the like. 1549 01:14:22.920 --> 01:14:25.720 I don't you would have seen something about that, because 1550 01:14:25.720 --> 01:14:28.319 as soon as everything happened with today's dety, I got 1551 01:14:28.399 --> 01:14:28.960 brought up. 1552 01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:31.119 Yeah, the thing the thing about Look, here's the thing 1553 01:14:31.159 --> 01:14:33.479 about that kind of the whole Israel thing. 1554 01:14:33.880 --> 01:14:34.000 Right. 1555 01:14:34.760 --> 01:14:38.560 I think it's dumb, but it is mega common, Okay, 1556 01:14:38.720 --> 01:14:40.560 Like this is like a very deeply entrenched kind of 1557 01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:42.600 cultural thing. I'm not gonna get bent out of shape 1558 01:14:42.600 --> 01:14:45.840 about it. If like fucking Noah Snap from fucking stranger 1559 01:14:45.920 --> 01:14:48.760 things like really loves Israel, like I could give a 1560 01:14:48.800 --> 01:14:53.680 fuck with I think it's dumb, like it matters. I 1561 01:14:53.720 --> 01:14:56.439 guess for policymakers. I guess like that's like the only 1562 01:14:56.640 --> 01:14:58.159 time where I'm gonna really give shit. But it's such 1563 01:14:58.159 --> 01:15:00.720 a commonly held position that like I don't know, man, 1564 01:15:01.000 --> 01:15:03.720 I can't. I'll you know, laugh at the idea that 1565 01:15:03.880 --> 01:15:05.760 like oh they're wrong or whatever, or like or if 1566 01:15:05.760 --> 01:15:08.359 they're wrong about certain specific things, like that's fine, But 1567 01:15:08.520 --> 01:15:11.159 like I was talking more about like you know, he's 1568 01:15:11.199 --> 01:15:14.039 a pedophile or like a rapist or like a fucking 1569 01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:16.960 serial killer who's been quietly like operating in the shadows 1570 01:15:17.479 --> 01:15:18.079 or something like that. 1571 01:15:18.199 --> 01:15:19.680 If it was the races, I wouldn't hate him as 1572 01:15:19.760 --> 01:15:21.439 much as I'd be, like racist is like the most 1573 01:15:21.680 --> 01:15:23.479 bad finding in with me, be like all right, I'm 1574 01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:27.640 kind of on your side. So like Kanye, yeah, I 1575 01:15:27.760 --> 01:15:30.960 think so for him. I really don't feel with Kanye anymore, 1576 01:15:31.159 --> 01:15:35.600 really sucks. Didn't have like a new album I saw 1577 01:15:37.800 --> 01:15:39.840 because I just I can't anymore I can't. But if 1578 01:15:39.840 --> 01:15:41.560 it's good, I heard it's bad. Actually I can't. I 1579 01:15:41.720 --> 01:15:47.119 can't keep. I can't keep. I'm gonna choose to acts 1580 01:15:47.159 --> 01:15:50.239 if he stopped making music because I respect his first 1581 01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:53.760 several projects. I believe what that's said. Yeah, there's nothing 1582 01:15:53.840 --> 01:15:57.199 wrong with that, man. I mean, it's it's how it's sad. 1583 01:15:57.439 --> 01:15:59.399 I can't keep doing it. I feel like I would 1584 01:15:59.399 --> 01:16:00.840 be too curious if you like, i'd be like what 1585 01:16:01.239 --> 01:16:02.840 you want to hear it? I guess, yeah, like what's 1586 01:16:02.920 --> 01:16:03.720 going on? Well? 1587 01:16:03.800 --> 01:16:05.640 See, like because I don't feel that way about like say, 1588 01:16:05.880 --> 01:16:07.520 I used to you know, over a decade ago, I 1589 01:16:07.560 --> 01:16:10.600 really respected Joe Rogan, and as as time went on, 1590 01:16:11.239 --> 01:16:13.079 it was getting a little less and less. Like I 1591 01:16:13.159 --> 01:16:15.520 still like him, but but now it's at the point 1592 01:16:15.560 --> 01:16:17.239 where I'm like I kind of detest him. 1593 01:16:17.600 --> 01:16:18.479 Yeah, but Joe. 1594 01:16:18.439 --> 01:16:21.960 Rogan puts out so much stuff, you know, like I 1595 01:16:22.079 --> 01:16:24.560 feel like with an album or like kind of it's 1596 01:16:24.560 --> 01:16:26.399 like it's just like it's maybe like once a year max. 1597 01:16:26.600 --> 01:16:30.079 You know, it's I don't know, I'd be fucking curious 1598 01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:31.640 for me, and my perspective is this and the investment 1599 01:16:31.720 --> 01:16:32.119 is so low. 1600 01:16:32.199 --> 01:16:34.479 It's like what like thirty minutes. Maybe it's supposed to 1601 01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:36.359 a podcast. It's like, fucking I'm not gonna spend five 1602 01:16:36.399 --> 01:16:39.119 hours in a podcasts and somebody, yeah, I guess, I guess. 1603 01:16:39.159 --> 01:16:41.399 What I mean is like I just don't care about 1604 01:16:41.439 --> 01:16:43.880 him anymore, Like I don't like him and I really 1605 01:16:43.960 --> 01:16:46.520 don't care to like even so in the same vein 1606 01:16:46.560 --> 01:16:49.359 where people in the comedy world are trashing his new 1607 01:16:49.399 --> 01:16:53.359 Netflix special, of course it was I before even seeing 1608 01:16:53.479 --> 01:16:55.920 it or anything, he's never had a good I saw 1609 01:16:56.000 --> 01:16:59.199 him live one time, and everybody Bill Burrow was great, 1610 01:16:59.640 --> 01:17:02.439 like it was Joe Rogan and friends. The friends were great. 1611 01:17:03.159 --> 01:17:05.439 Joe Rogan did the longest set and it was fucking 1612 01:17:05.520 --> 01:17:10.880 ass not really a comedian. Where'd he get in this 1613 01:17:10.960 --> 01:17:12.800 community comedy se like, I don't I just don't know 1614 01:17:12.960 --> 01:17:13.560 where he got. 1615 01:17:13.640 --> 01:17:16.000 Well, I know exactly how his friends thought. He was 1616 01:17:16.079 --> 01:17:17.600 hilarious in like the locker room when he would do 1617 01:17:17.640 --> 01:17:20.119 like taekwondo and shit. So he would do like all 1618 01:17:20.319 --> 01:17:22.720 all those competitions, and he was like the comedian of 1619 01:17:22.800 --> 01:17:25.960 the group, like you're fucking hilarious. And after a certain 1620 01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:29.800 point he started getting into that because he realized, oh, 1621 01:17:29.800 --> 01:17:31.039 I don't want to get kicked in the head for 1622 01:17:31.680 --> 01:17:33.600 a living, you know which I feel like you should 1623 01:17:33.600 --> 01:17:35.680 have went down that route, to be honest, either that 1624 01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:37.960 or just stayed away from comedy and just stuck with 1625 01:17:38.119 --> 01:17:42.039 his his h when he started doing acting and the 1626 01:17:42.239 --> 01:17:45.640 Fear Factor Ship and then the podcast, but the comedy 1627 01:17:45.720 --> 01:17:49.520 aspect of it. I'm like, even when his friends, every 1628 01:17:49.560 --> 01:17:51.279 time I would listen to his friends, they'd come out 1629 01:17:51.279 --> 01:17:53.399 on his podcast and they'd be fucking around. He would 1630 01:17:53.399 --> 01:17:56.720 almost never say anything funny. It would be everybody around 1631 01:17:56.800 --> 01:17:59.359 him and it was like he's a great beacon, but 1632 01:17:59.520 --> 01:17:59.880 that was it. 1633 01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:03.279 Yeah, he's like, uh, he's like an interviewer, Like he's 1634 01:18:03.399 --> 01:18:04.880 he's the person that you put in front of people 1635 01:18:04.920 --> 01:18:07.920 so that they can they can kind of bounce off 1636 01:18:07.960 --> 01:18:09.479 of him and like shine, you know what I mean. 1637 01:18:09.520 --> 01:18:11.960 It's like talk show hosts or something where it's like okay, 1638 01:18:12.159 --> 01:18:15.119 like some like very with very rare. I mean, Conan 1639 01:18:15.159 --> 01:18:17.560 O'Brien's really the only like late night television personnel like 1640 01:18:17.600 --> 01:18:19.399 he's actually funny, Like the rest of them are kind 1641 01:18:19.399 --> 01:18:21.239 of like fine, you know what I mean. It's more 1642 01:18:21.239 --> 01:18:23.439 about like the people that they're talking to, right, and 1643 01:18:23.520 --> 01:18:25.159 Joe Rogan's that like, he's just like a he was 1644 01:18:25.159 --> 01:18:26.640 a really well connected guy who knew a lot of 1645 01:18:26.680 --> 01:18:29.159 comedians and that's just how But he's not a like 1646 01:18:29.239 --> 01:18:30.960 he's never had I can't think of a single Joe 1647 01:18:31.039 --> 01:18:34.279 Rogan joke, you know what I mean, Like, there's no like, 1648 01:18:34.359 --> 01:18:37.119 I don't I really like sincerely, Like, I don't know 1649 01:18:37.199 --> 01:18:39.640 if there's like a single one that like. And the 1650 01:18:39.680 --> 01:18:41.199 only one that I can think of is the one 1651 01:18:41.239 --> 01:18:42.680 that everybody made fun of him for, which is the 1652 01:18:43.000 --> 01:18:45.840 hump in the stool. Yeah, that was the icon m 1653 01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:48.159 Kardashian who was pretending to be like the Kardashian. Oh, 1654 01:18:48.479 --> 01:18:50.600 something happens when you turn into a Kardashian, dude. 1655 01:18:50.600 --> 01:18:51.800 I don't even remember the content. 1656 01:18:51.840 --> 01:18:54.199 I just I just remember everybody laughing at him because 1657 01:18:54.239 --> 01:18:57.159 he was like, oh, he's he's humping the stool for like, 1658 01:18:57.399 --> 01:18:58.840 just to get a reaction. 1659 01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:02.239 Does his retarded physical comedy. That's not good at all. Actually, 1660 01:19:02.279 --> 01:19:05.840 I don't like most physical comedy to be that personal 1661 01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:07.560 preference on a stage. It's ridiculous. 1662 01:19:07.640 --> 01:19:09.399 Yeah, it's not like, Yeah, that's what I mean exactly 1663 01:19:09.439 --> 01:19:11.520 what I'm talking about stand up comedy. Yeah, idea somebody's like, 1664 01:19:11.560 --> 01:19:13.399 a physical comedy shoots up in the face. It's not 1665 01:19:13.399 --> 01:19:16.560 funny to you. One blows ahead. Somebody with a cult. 1666 01:19:16.600 --> 01:19:18.479 They put a cult under. If it was something like, 1667 01:19:18.600 --> 01:19:21.479 hey laugh and you don't did that right now? I 1668 01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:24.520 would laugh. I would not physic. I would be like, 1669 01:19:24.680 --> 01:19:27.520 whoa physical comedy is? Is not a stand up thing? 1670 01:19:27.680 --> 01:19:29.479 Like you don't like you can't, but don't you have 1671 01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:35.439 to stand up? But up? You should be boiled. It 1672 01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:37.319 won't work. It won't work. The water get cold, so 1673 01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:44.600 I get in it. That's a wild you say, boiling pot. 1674 01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:47.279 They put you in a brass bowl and you're fine, 1675 01:19:47.479 --> 01:19:51.880 it's freezing solid. 1676 01:19:52.359 --> 01:19:54.359 But yeah, no, like I mean, yeah, I saw like 1677 01:19:54.439 --> 01:19:56.279 one clip of it, and I was like, maybe I'll 1678 01:19:56.319 --> 01:19:56.600 watch it. 1679 01:19:56.880 --> 01:19:59.199 I don't know. I have Netflix for like a little bit, 1680 01:19:59.239 --> 01:20:01.960 so maybe i' Lillian was like, why are you watching this? 1681 01:20:04.039 --> 01:20:06.800 It's so stupid. Yeah, it's to be fair. 1682 01:20:06.960 --> 01:20:11.840 I was a lot of the prestige of comedy specials 1683 01:20:11.920 --> 01:20:13.800 have really worn off in the in the past years. 1684 01:20:14.000 --> 01:20:16.920 There were some bangers in the early twenty tens. Yeah, 1685 01:20:17.039 --> 01:20:18.840 and then when Chappelle came back, I thought it was 1686 01:20:18.840 --> 01:20:21.119 the goodest toudal resurgence and then it fell off again. 1687 01:20:21.319 --> 01:20:24.079 I remember one or two of them being good. I 1688 01:20:24.159 --> 01:20:26.079 don't remember when he came back. When he came back, 1689 01:20:26.119 --> 01:20:28.640 like like the comedy special thing became like whole things. 1690 01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:30.079 I'm gonna watched Andrew Schultz's one. 1691 01:20:30.640 --> 01:20:32.520 It was fine, it was Shane Gillis had a pretty 1692 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:34.960 good one recently that that last one, Like what the 1693 01:20:35.000 --> 01:20:36.880 fuck was it? Im like he talks about. 1694 01:20:37.560 --> 01:20:41.520 I think it was just live somewhere. I don't know, Uncle, Yeah, yeah, 1695 01:20:41.880 --> 01:20:47.079 like nick uh like he's I think he's mad funny. 1696 01:20:47.079 --> 01:20:49.119 I think he's a genuinely like he's. 1697 01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:51.479 Actually like one of those people who's like genuinely like 1698 01:20:51.600 --> 01:20:55.319 he's he's edgy and funny in a way that like works, 1699 01:20:55.720 --> 01:20:57.520 you know what I mean. And when I say edgi, 1700 01:20:57.600 --> 01:20:59.560 I mean like he's he's touching subjects that are like, 1701 01:20:59.800 --> 01:21:00.159 you know a. 1702 01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:02.720 Little bit like you know, not great. The thing is 1703 01:21:02.800 --> 01:21:04.119 that a lot of people don't do they don't see 1704 01:21:04.159 --> 01:21:05.760 their landing off. You gotta be funnier than you are 1705 01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:06.359 fucked up. 1706 01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:09.560 Yeah, We've talked about that a lot, where it's like 1707 01:21:09.840 --> 01:21:11.319 the whole point is and I think I've used this 1708 01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:13.960 analogy before. But like you know, if you're doing like 1709 01:21:14.159 --> 01:21:16.479 edgy stuff, it's almost like diving in a dumpster, like 1710 01:21:16.640 --> 01:21:18.479 looking for like a diamond. And if you're just like, 1711 01:21:19.239 --> 01:21:21.760 if you just get dirty and you don't put out 1712 01:21:21.800 --> 01:21:23.800 a pull out a diamond from that garbage can, then 1713 01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:26.279 you're just a dirty asshole. You're just like you just 1714 01:21:26.319 --> 01:21:28.800 look like an as garbage. You're dirty for no good reason. 1715 01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:30.479 And it's like the whole point is like you dirty 1716 01:21:30.479 --> 01:21:31.920 yourself and then you pull out something that makes it 1717 01:21:31.960 --> 01:21:34.279 worth it. Uh, And most people just aren't really good 1718 01:21:34.279 --> 01:21:35.640 at They just they just kind of roll around to 1719 01:21:35.640 --> 01:21:38.079 the top and get all fucking It's like, oh, slur slur, 1720 01:21:38.159 --> 01:21:40.880 slur sur slur, and it's like it's not that's funny. 1721 01:21:41.079 --> 01:21:43.199 It's funny in the in the sense that like if 1722 01:21:43.239 --> 01:21:45.840 you saw that in the street, it's hilarious. Like if 1723 01:21:45.880 --> 01:21:48.279 you were getting a sandwich and some guy just like 1724 01:21:48.439 --> 01:21:50.479 was getting a sandwich and he just shouted the N 1725 01:21:50.560 --> 01:21:52.600 word fifty times in a row for no reason and 1726 01:21:52.680 --> 01:21:54.239 then walked out that ship is hilarious. 1727 01:21:54.720 --> 01:21:57.000 I'm not gonna pay for that. I'm not gonna pay 1728 01:21:57.039 --> 01:21:59.000 for this. I can see this. I would pay for that. 1729 01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:03.119 You remember people watching in New York all sorts. 1730 01:22:02.880 --> 01:22:05.079 Of crazy ship that. I think he's hilarious, but I 1731 01:22:05.079 --> 01:22:05.960 wouldn't pay it to see. 1732 01:22:06.000 --> 01:22:09.199 I remember people stabbing people. That's funny. I mean you 1733 01:22:09.239 --> 01:22:15.680 are watching physical that's physical comedy. Was somebody do this 1734 01:22:15.760 --> 01:22:17.600 is really fucked up. We do all things like hey, 1735 01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:20.760 what's some you'll say to oh came, I went back 1736 01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:23.840 stab him three times and leave those They're like, what 1737 01:22:24.039 --> 01:22:25.880 what you got playing in your earphones or whatever? And 1738 01:22:25.960 --> 01:22:26.600 you just kill them? 1739 01:22:27.720 --> 01:22:30.479 Kill kick it, don't kill me, stab him twice, that'd 1740 01:22:30.479 --> 01:22:31.479 be on like kickers sound. 1741 01:22:31.720 --> 01:22:33.960 You don't kill him? The blood loss kills him. Yeah, 1742 01:22:34.119 --> 01:22:35.399 right right, they're in the hospital. 1743 01:22:35.439 --> 01:22:39.000 You didn't do it, but yeah, you guys fit Yeah, 1744 01:22:39.039 --> 01:22:40.720 Shane Gillis, I think did it well. I think I 1745 01:22:40.800 --> 01:22:43.600 think even I think even Chappelle, like early when he 1746 01:22:44.000 --> 01:22:47.039 like around like pandemic or like pre pandemic just before 1747 01:22:47.600 --> 01:22:50.319 like his first like two specials I thought were pretty good, 1748 01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:53.279 like sorry, no, I was gonna say like six, and 1749 01:22:53.520 --> 01:22:55.840 like I watched Sticks and Stones with Gabby Paul and 1750 01:22:55.960 --> 01:22:57.399 like a bunch of other people. I think you were 1751 01:22:57.399 --> 01:23:00.319 there too. We were cracking the fuck up. And that's 1752 01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:02.279 like a joke that there's a bunch of jokes in 1753 01:23:02.319 --> 01:23:03.920 that one about like all sorts of ship like the 1754 01:23:03.960 --> 01:23:05.720 stuff that he would he would go on to like 1755 01:23:06.399 --> 01:23:08.520 constantly harp on and would make it kind of like 1756 01:23:08.600 --> 01:23:10.920 boring and on fun. But like his joke about like 1757 01:23:10.920 --> 01:23:14.279 the lgbt Q car and then like stopping along the 1758 01:23:14.359 --> 01:23:17.359 road and picking people up is hilarious. It is that 1759 01:23:18.279 --> 01:23:20.239 it is a well crafted joke, and it's like he's 1760 01:23:20.279 --> 01:23:22.199 getting dirty and it's like, oh, he's he's being clever 1761 01:23:22.359 --> 01:23:24.880 with it. There's something here. But then like now it's 1762 01:23:24.960 --> 01:23:27.800 just like I don't know, man, it's like the that 1763 01:23:27.920 --> 01:23:28.920 fucking norm show. 1764 01:23:29.039 --> 01:23:34.680 Basically he got he revealed. Yeah, that's all I feel it. 1765 01:23:34.800 --> 01:23:38.479 It's gotten to a point where I think why crowd 1766 01:23:38.560 --> 01:23:41.319 work is doing so well nowadays is because of how 1767 01:23:41.439 --> 01:23:43.800 unoriginal so many people are being, because they're all just 1768 01:23:43.880 --> 01:23:46.560 doing culture war takes and I feel like a lot of. 1769 01:23:46.560 --> 01:23:49.399 People, yeah, just they're so tired of it. It's boring. 1770 01:23:49.520 --> 01:23:51.920 The written material is just not as good as it 1771 01:23:52.039 --> 01:23:54.680 used to be, and it's and it's lazy, And I 1772 01:23:54.760 --> 01:23:56.560 mean crowd work is to an extent lazy. 1773 01:23:56.640 --> 01:23:59.720 Tis lazy but it's original in a way that each 1774 01:24:00.000 --> 01:24:02.560 person that you're making fun of is not the same person, 1775 01:24:02.640 --> 01:24:03.239 if you know what I mean. 1776 01:24:03.439 --> 01:24:06.039 It's spontaneous, it's uh, and there are people who are 1777 01:24:06.079 --> 01:24:07.760 like really good at it. Yeah, there's people that are 1778 01:24:07.920 --> 01:24:10.279 very and they're they're doing the best right now. Like say, uh, 1779 01:24:10.640 --> 01:24:12.640 there was that guy that got chat on for a while. 1780 01:24:12.680 --> 01:24:14.399 I forgot his name. He was like he said, they 1781 01:24:14.560 --> 01:24:17.079 say it was really handsome. Oh, Matt Rich. That's that's 1782 01:24:17.159 --> 01:24:19.760 him that I guess he's he blew up doing crowd work. 1783 01:24:19.760 --> 01:24:25.000 I haven't seen his work. Starv is he was a. 1784 01:24:25.079 --> 01:24:26.920 Come town and he left because he wanted to blow 1785 01:24:27.000 --> 01:24:30.159 up more. And he and his crowd work clips do 1786 01:24:30.960 --> 01:24:33.199 gang busters of numbers, and I'm like, damn that. What 1787 01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:36.800 annoys me about that is I've never considered doing that 1788 01:24:36.920 --> 01:24:38.520 type of ship because I've always been like, oh, I 1789 01:24:38.560 --> 01:24:40.199 want to do stand up, but I'm too lazy to write, 1790 01:24:40.760 --> 01:24:43.600 And I'm like, dude, crowd work I never even thought 1791 01:24:43.640 --> 01:24:45.199 about that is a thing that I could. 1792 01:24:45.760 --> 01:24:47.840 I could. I I love roasting. 1793 01:24:48.000 --> 01:24:51.439 Roasting is like the thing that like we can fucking 1794 01:24:51.880 --> 01:24:53.439 you know what I'm saying, We could do crowd work 1795 01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:56.760 crowd work. Literally scared going up there with no written stuff. 1796 01:24:56.800 --> 01:24:58.000 Though it would be weird because I. 1797 01:24:58.199 --> 01:24:59.479 Go up there and I would let it fly, but 1798 01:24:59.520 --> 01:25:01.199 I'll probably it'd probably get them into like it'd be 1799 01:25:01.239 --> 01:25:02.760 like ha ha ha to booze and get the fun out. 1800 01:25:02.840 --> 01:25:07.319 They stab that man, kill that man, kill that man. Yeah, 1801 01:25:07.319 --> 01:25:09.520 I like uh, And they don't laugh at jokes almost 1802 01:25:09.640 --> 01:25:10.840 some wild just just I. 1803 01:25:10.840 --> 01:25:12.680 Want you just skitzo it, Like you just get up 1804 01:25:12.680 --> 01:25:15.119 there and be like, pretty sure my dick's bigger than yours, man, 1805 01:25:15.600 --> 01:25:18.279 and somebody's gonna get mad and then you want to 1806 01:25:18.560 --> 01:25:20.640 do something about it, and it gets all awkward, and 1807 01:25:20.680 --> 01:25:22.840 then you hit on his fucking wife and it gets weirder. 1808 01:25:22.880 --> 01:25:24.960 But I put my cock in a sip in his mouth. 1809 01:25:25.680 --> 01:25:28.159 And then you open your jacket and there's a bomb strategy. 1810 01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:31.640 You know, there's a fucking nuke on me. I like, 1811 01:25:31.760 --> 01:25:34.920 walk bar and I fucking you somehow have the fucking 1812 01:25:35.159 --> 01:25:42.159 the fucking Oppenheimer fucking Adam bomb, the first Adam bomb 1813 01:25:42.720 --> 01:25:46.000 that they were Trinity test Adam. I went back in 1814 01:25:46.119 --> 01:25:49.000 time and I got this somehow. You open your trench 1815 01:25:49.079 --> 01:25:56.520 coat and then it justsane. You throw it on the 1816 01:25:56.560 --> 01:25:58.920 guy at the front thought, and I put a dome 1817 01:25:59.000 --> 01:26:02.199 over him, home over him and blow him up on him, 1818 01:26:02.840 --> 01:26:07.000 Like it's just so much a light comes out of 1819 01:26:07.119 --> 01:26:10.760 there's so much a light. And I'm like, I'm like 1820 01:26:11.960 --> 01:26:16.199 the idea, the idea of putting enough slipping slightly though, 1821 01:26:16.279 --> 01:26:19.479 like I'm having way more trouble. Come out, come here, 1822 01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:24.600 help me, help me out, and you're scaring, Okay. 1823 01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:27.039 The premise of putting a nuke next to like a mouse, 1824 01:26:27.880 --> 01:26:32.640 and like putting a fucking dome over it, and then 1825 01:26:32.680 --> 01:26:33.319 it would work. 1826 01:26:38.000 --> 01:26:43.520 It's done, just a little smoke that was almost really dangerous. 1827 01:26:44.039 --> 01:26:46.159 That was almost really bad. If we didn't have this 1828 01:26:46.279 --> 01:26:50.359 particular dome, we would have all died. You open it 1829 01:26:50.439 --> 01:26:51.279 and there's a hole. 1830 01:26:51.800 --> 01:26:55.920 Yeah, it's like a perfectly cylindrical whole shoot and then 1831 01:26:55.960 --> 01:26:56.680 you see light at. 1832 01:26:56.560 --> 01:27:00.279 The other side. And then you turn here you here's 1833 01:27:00.279 --> 01:27:04.760 somebody speaking Chinese on the other side, like that you animated. 1834 01:27:04.840 --> 01:27:07.720 You hear you hear fucking like Mandarin or something. And 1835 01:27:07.840 --> 01:27:12.359 then after that here screams because they all funneled throughout 1836 01:27:12.479 --> 01:27:15.319 and up through there you see the core of the planet. 1837 01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:17.359 He's seen the bright light of the core of the planet. 1838 01:27:17.439 --> 01:27:26.600 You're like, that was silly. Huh you scream? 1839 01:27:27.479 --> 01:27:28.239 You hear you? 1840 01:27:36.439 --> 01:27:39.119 That's some ship the mask would do and really, not 1841 01:27:39.279 --> 01:27:41.960 understanding did the function. I'd be like, what what are 1842 01:27:41.960 --> 01:27:44.560 you watch? I so mad? It's like, Bro, he wakes 1843 01:27:44.640 --> 01:27:48.119 up in the morning. Oh fuck, what a regular guy. 1844 01:27:48.560 --> 01:27:52.479 He's like, Bro, I killed so many people just now sexually. 1845 01:27:52.520 --> 01:27:56.079 I put my dick in someone's mouth. I fucking nuked 1846 01:27:56.159 --> 01:28:01.119 him and then nuked an entire country. Here's an interesting one. 1847 01:28:01.439 --> 01:28:03.479 Oh god, bro, we need a show. 1848 01:28:04.840 --> 01:28:06.680 I should speed joined the I r a road and 1849 01:28:06.760 --> 01:28:09.039 he says, what's up you bunch of British cigarettes? 1850 01:28:09.560 --> 01:28:14.640 Damn? So Lucy's nice. That's that's New York right. I 1851 01:28:14.680 --> 01:28:24.079 think you made. I think he made. That's the guy 1852 01:28:24.119 --> 01:28:27.840 from fan. It's a little dude, Hue. I was thinking 1853 01:28:27.880 --> 01:28:34.680 of my ma Alex. Oh, it's up with starlight face. 1854 01:28:39.319 --> 01:28:41.640 He was sucking the clone. He was like, I'm down. 1855 01:28:41.720 --> 01:28:51.960 I'm dude, what only but painal? What? So? Then you 1856 01:28:52.039 --> 01:28:54.279 didn't know it was me? You gotta make yourself look 1857 01:28:54.640 --> 01:28:57.199 you gotta you gotta look uppolled. Essentially, you gotta look 1858 01:28:57.199 --> 01:29:02.319 at all. You didn't know what was me? No, I 1859 01:29:02.479 --> 01:29:06.920 was butt fucking like like that's we've never had anal 1860 01:29:06.960 --> 01:29:09.000 How did you think that was me? I thought you 1861 01:29:09.079 --> 01:29:16.720 finally came around with bitch fix Your fucking face is stupid, stupid, 1862 01:29:16.880 --> 01:29:21.439 gad wore. I'm out of here. My Homer Simpson Yoda 1863 01:29:21.520 --> 01:29:26.720 porn isn't loading? If you say, Huey, what's wrong with 1864 01:29:26.840 --> 01:29:30.640 my Homa Simpsons Yoda porn? Is that the boys? Oh Hughey, 1865 01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:31.319 fixed my pone? 1866 01:29:31.520 --> 01:29:40.279 You fucking wanka listen ewie ewie ye my afterwards, if 1867 01:29:40.319 --> 01:29:42.920 it all works, I'll even suck your dick here. Beat 1868 01:29:42.960 --> 01:29:46.600 the funk black fellow has been bothering you. I really 1869 01:29:46.640 --> 01:29:47.319 hate black people. 1870 01:29:47.399 --> 01:29:52.640 I think, I figure, I think country, I think, I think. 1871 01:29:52.680 --> 01:29:59.000 I love him so much. I think he's such a 1872 01:29:59.159 --> 01:30:03.479 good cast for a character because his smile is so diabolical. 1873 01:30:03.600 --> 01:30:07.760 It's so great. That's such a tiny, mean smile. 1874 01:30:08.600 --> 01:30:11.319 He's he's definitely he's low key one of my favorite actors. 1875 01:30:11.359 --> 01:30:12.359 I just never thought about it. 1876 01:30:12.439 --> 01:30:14.720 But yeah, I know, you know exactly what. He's been 1877 01:30:14.920 --> 01:30:20.119 consistently like great in everything. I liked him. I mean, 1878 01:30:20.119 --> 01:30:21.880 I don't need to listen off, but everything's been and 1879 01:30:21.960 --> 01:30:25.760 I've felt like, yeah, that's some darwish people. 1880 01:30:25.840 --> 01:30:30.079 YE like of it, like the reboot of Shinders listening, 1881 01:30:31.760 --> 01:30:33.239 I could have I could have done more, but. 1882 01:30:37.479 --> 01:30:43.560 Pack it up. We go to I love that him 1883 01:30:43.920 --> 01:30:47.319 that clip of him saying that is what little boyfriend 1884 01:30:47.760 --> 01:30:54.159 in the I know he laughed. I know he laughed. 1885 01:30:55.000 --> 01:30:57.199 Know how significant that scene was until I saw it. 1886 01:30:59.560 --> 01:31:03.880 It's a more of that entire season? Is there? Does 1887 01:31:03.960 --> 01:31:06.399 he does he have like what is I know he 1888 01:31:06.439 --> 01:31:08.520 has an accent, but like, is he like he's Azzie, 1889 01:31:09.239 --> 01:31:11.319 He's British, He's British. 1890 01:31:11.000 --> 01:31:14.079 And the stars Anthony stars. 1891 01:31:13.359 --> 01:31:19.359 From a Kiwi. Yeahs. I'm like, stop making our American 1892 01:31:19.880 --> 01:31:23.920 people from not America. The problem, not my problem exists, 1893 01:31:24.000 --> 01:31:26.680 right we don't fund the arts there you go that 1894 01:31:26.800 --> 01:31:27.239 we suck. 1895 01:31:27.319 --> 01:31:30.960 And also Americans they they they're not even these bricks? 1896 01:31:31.000 --> 01:31:35.680 Are these foreigners are doing better at being American than Americans? 1897 01:31:35.840 --> 01:31:38.000 It really pisses me. I will say, dude, it's not 1898 01:31:38.039 --> 01:31:40.760 okay that British people have been Spider Man for the 1899 01:31:40.840 --> 01:31:44.520 majority of his screen time. Does it's never a New 1900 01:31:44.600 --> 01:31:46.399 York I would just hilarious also to if they do 1901 01:31:46.520 --> 01:31:49.720 it again, I think we riot. No, it's our fault. 1902 01:31:50.800 --> 01:31:55.720 There's gotta be somebody that we'll do. But he just 1903 01:31:55.840 --> 01:31:58.119 chows to I'll do January sixth. I think. 1904 01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:02.600 If then exp you actual Spider Man is British, I'm gonna. 1905 01:32:02.600 --> 01:32:08.640 I'm gonna January sixth. Garfields are Halfye, No, he isn't 1906 01:32:09.079 --> 01:32:11.560 is now because his accent, the accent is what makes you. 1907 01:32:12.239 --> 01:32:14.520 But he's a half. He literally is half. I don't 1908 01:32:14.560 --> 01:32:17.079 care because he has an accent. We're gonna do Genua love. 1909 01:32:17.319 --> 01:32:19.199 But he also can talk with the regular like not 1910 01:32:19.279 --> 01:32:22.399 even like accenting, like like, oh, speaking American. He lived 1911 01:32:22.439 --> 01:32:24.319 half his life in both places. I don't care. 1912 01:32:24.439 --> 01:32:27.319 Hey, I don't care he has an accent. 1913 01:32:27.399 --> 01:32:29.800 I don't care what you throw at me. He's a 1914 01:32:29.880 --> 01:32:32.000 different He's going full connuction. That's what I meant. That 1915 01:32:32.119 --> 01:32:38.159 bottled down bro acting real acting, real on brand. Shadow. 1916 01:32:38.279 --> 01:32:42.039 What if I shattered it? Because with my left hand, 1917 01:32:43.159 --> 01:32:45.439 would it would become my in dark problem. You're going 1918 01:32:45.520 --> 01:32:47.840 to be fed up? My thought would be open, was 1919 01:32:49.039 --> 01:32:55.359 so shadow? Oh my god, get this all right, I 1920 01:32:55.560 --> 01:32:58.600 just be joining in, he said. The British thing said, 1921 01:32:58.680 --> 01:33:09.199 throat pussy me. Your prosting tastes like gummy bears. If 1922 01:33:09.239 --> 01:33:11.439 you have the cheese have seen only eating the same meal, 1923 01:33:11.720 --> 01:33:15.760 the same mad sides. Fu, you got a head it 1924 01:33:15.840 --> 01:33:18.760 you gave it my fucking migraine. Whoa, I got dizzy? 1925 01:33:20.760 --> 01:33:26.399 Did you eat? Did you eat today? No? No, I didn't. No, 1926 01:33:26.920 --> 01:33:29.600 it's so late in the day. It is five pm. 1927 01:33:30.000 --> 01:33:32.560 Oh ship it is huh yeah, oh yeah. I had 1928 01:33:32.560 --> 01:33:36.479 a couple of the second to last question, lemonade. That's 1929 01:33:36.640 --> 01:33:40.199 so crazy. You gotta eat, man. I can't stand. I 1930 01:33:40.319 --> 01:33:44.760 can't stand how irresponsible my adult friends are still like 1931 01:33:44.880 --> 01:33:48.520 we're grown as adults and we still do I forgot. 1932 01:33:48.680 --> 01:33:50.640 I'm saying that like it's like it's like it's new 1933 01:33:50.840 --> 01:33:51.319 or something. 1934 01:33:51.439 --> 01:33:53.600 I made sliders too, and I just forgot. I could 1935 01:33:53.600 --> 01:33:55.239 have I could have ate them easily, made him look 1936 01:33:55.279 --> 01:34:00.159 at them. Was like, good job? Was there about? I 1937 01:34:00.199 --> 01:34:02.880 thought it was a spider, but it was or something. 1938 01:34:03.560 --> 01:34:08.159 It looks like nothing now sorry, yeah, no, no, I've 1939 01:34:08.199 --> 01:34:14.680 seen yeah, I don't know. There's definitely like something going on. 1940 01:34:14.760 --> 01:34:17.720 I've seen like one bug like that already. I think 1941 01:34:17.760 --> 01:34:21.079 it was a nat it might have been. Yeah, when 1942 01:34:21.079 --> 01:34:24.079 they they sneak in, man, whenever they do innovate afterwards, 1943 01:34:24.119 --> 01:34:25.600 it's always going to be ship moving around. That's the 1944 01:34:25.680 --> 01:34:29.159 nature of that beat. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just 1945 01:34:29.199 --> 01:34:31.000 glad they're not like filth bugs, you know what I mean. 1946 01:34:31.840 --> 01:34:34.000 I'm actually I'm curious about there's these bugs that keep 1947 01:34:34.000 --> 01:34:37.199 showing up in our bathroom. Small they look like they're roaches. 1948 01:34:37.239 --> 01:34:39.640 But I can't I'm not like, first of all, why 1949 01:34:39.680 --> 01:34:42.199 would they be coming from the bathroom. Why are they 1950 01:34:42.279 --> 01:34:44.479 not trying to get into the kitchen or anything where 1951 01:34:44.520 --> 01:34:49.399 the food's at water. I was like, and I'm I 1952 01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:51.960 was actually gonna text my manager and say, hey, how 1953 01:34:52.119 --> 01:34:54.640 is my uh, you know, my partner, my apartments on 1954 01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:56.720 the right, the person that lives to the next to me, 1955 01:34:57.399 --> 01:35:01.600 Uh have they complained because know everything, nothing problems on 1956 01:35:01.720 --> 01:35:03.840 any part other than the bathroom which is connected the 1957 01:35:03.880 --> 01:35:06.600 walls connected to you know, my the people that lied 1958 01:35:06.640 --> 01:35:08.680 to me on the right. And I'm wondering they look 1959 01:35:08.760 --> 01:35:11.520 like film students. I wonder if they're just like living 1960 01:35:11.560 --> 01:35:13.239 in squalor and maybe. 1961 01:35:13.640 --> 01:35:17.239 They're filming out the fucking fetish port they're putting like 1962 01:35:17.319 --> 01:35:21.079 fucking dung beetles in someone's pussy them. 1963 01:35:22.439 --> 01:35:26.039 Amazing if you had to choose between only eating the 1964 01:35:26.119 --> 01:35:28.880 same meal the same man and two sides, or listening 1965 01:35:28.920 --> 01:35:30.399 to the same album for the rest of your lives. 1966 01:35:30.520 --> 01:35:32.359 Which would which would they be? 1967 01:35:32.439 --> 01:35:32.720 And why? 1968 01:35:33.000 --> 01:35:36.960 Oh wait, so what same meal, same two sides. Yeah, 1969 01:35:39.159 --> 01:35:41.399 would make things way easier for me. Curry chicken, some rice, 1970 01:35:41.439 --> 01:35:42.439 and some Mitch vegetables. 1971 01:35:42.479 --> 01:35:47.960 Bro, I think you're underestimating how how the human brain 1972 01:35:48.000 --> 01:35:50.279 works and how you would probably die from. 1973 01:35:50.239 --> 01:35:52.520 Boredom them and die. I think I'd be fine for 1974 01:35:52.560 --> 01:35:52.920 a while. 1975 01:35:53.119 --> 01:35:55.000 You think you think that until you're you're forced to 1976 01:35:55.000 --> 01:35:58.439 live at reality. But the human brain is the human 1977 01:35:58.479 --> 01:36:02.520 brain is built almost to like be unamused by something, 1978 01:36:02.680 --> 01:36:04.520 even if it's really good, if it's repeated. 1979 01:36:04.920 --> 01:36:07.399 I gotta say this though. I the way that my 1980 01:36:07.520 --> 01:36:12.079 brain works is if I if I only have one option. 1981 01:36:12.600 --> 01:36:15.520 What I mean by this is when I've been dirt 1982 01:36:15.560 --> 01:36:19.640 ass poor and I just bought the same shit in bulk, 1983 01:36:20.199 --> 01:36:23.960 I would completely find It's when I have money and 1984 01:36:24.079 --> 01:36:26.319 I have options, That's when I can't be content with 1985 01:36:26.439 --> 01:36:30.680 eating the same thing. So I think if I literally 1986 01:36:30.920 --> 01:36:34.199 cannot eat anything else, I think I'll accept it. Yeah, 1987 01:36:34.199 --> 01:36:35.960 I think you just would have no choice, right, but 1988 01:36:36.000 --> 01:36:38.640 it would eat away you slowly. I think maybe maybe 1989 01:36:38.720 --> 01:36:40.840 like after like a year or so, or i'd fucking 1990 01:36:41.000 --> 01:36:44.079 hot water and lettuce again. That see, like if if 1991 01:36:44.119 --> 01:36:46.359 it was just hot water and lettuce, I would kill myself. 1992 01:36:47.279 --> 01:36:48.680 That was like there was like some old. 1993 01:36:48.560 --> 01:36:50.439 Lady who said that something. It was like it was like, uh, 1994 01:36:50.880 --> 01:36:52.680 what's your secret? She was like not she was like 1995 01:36:52.680 --> 01:36:55.079 one hundred and something like one hundred and two or something. Yeah, 1996 01:36:55.119 --> 01:36:56.680 And people were like, what's your secret? Is like I 1997 01:36:56.800 --> 01:36:59.920 just I drink hot water and I eat fucking celery. 1998 01:37:01.159 --> 01:37:03.319 That's just like that's not like why would you want 1999 01:37:03.319 --> 01:37:03.479 to be. 2000 01:37:03.479 --> 01:37:04.199 That old and eating that? 2001 01:37:04.399 --> 01:37:06.319 Like if I was if I was one hundred and two, dude, 2002 01:37:06.960 --> 01:37:10.000 every day fried driggen every day like pizza, Like. 2003 01:37:10.039 --> 01:37:11.920 The world later is like I drink Doc Pepper every 2004 01:37:11.960 --> 01:37:14.119 single day. They told me I was drinking. The picture 2005 01:37:14.199 --> 01:37:15.640 was like the doctor that I told me it would 2006 01:37:15.720 --> 01:37:18.000 kill me died. That's crazy. 2007 01:37:18.520 --> 01:37:20.920 I mean, that's that's she didn't say that she shot him, 2008 01:37:20.920 --> 01:37:21.920 which is the actual story. 2009 01:37:22.000 --> 01:37:24.079 That's really what happened to shoved the Doctor Pepper up 2010 01:37:24.119 --> 01:37:27.920 his ass the fucking long way. And some people are 2011 01:37:27.960 --> 01:37:29.920 built different than spun it in there, like a fucking 2012 01:37:29.960 --> 01:37:31.359 spinning the bottle game, but he died. 2013 01:37:31.520 --> 01:37:33.680 But yeah, anyway, it's just like which, like what would 2014 01:37:33.720 --> 01:37:33.920 they be? 2015 01:37:34.279 --> 01:37:36.279 I don't know. I think I was an album. I 2016 01:37:36.479 --> 01:37:38.880 think it would be I would choose. I couldn't do that. 2017 01:37:38.920 --> 01:37:41.399 I couldn't listen to the same music every day. Yeah, 2018 01:37:41.399 --> 01:37:43.439 I couldn't. That would I would wait the same twelve 2019 01:37:43.520 --> 01:37:48.239 songs over and over again, like burrito fries and uh, 2020 01:37:49.159 --> 01:37:56.239 I mean being in Pitts Burrito being in Pitts burritoes. Yeah, 2021 01:37:56.319 --> 01:38:00.520 with piss fries and piss fries. Shake a plate has 2022 01:38:00.600 --> 01:38:07.680 been made a piss too. Yeah, something so mad somehow, 2023 01:38:08.439 --> 01:38:13.079 I'm not mad. Plate of piss is crazy multitasking I 2024 01:38:13.159 --> 01:38:16.199 go because, yeah, go ahead eat it. Almost fell asleep. 2025 01:38:16.239 --> 01:38:18.239 I was fucking dizzied himself to death. I was like, 2026 01:38:18.319 --> 01:38:19.880 I'm starting to notice that. I'm like, oh, I'm feeling 2027 01:38:19.920 --> 01:38:24.000 a little weak. You chose ship, dude. Wasn't that wild 2028 01:38:24.079 --> 01:38:27.720 that you could just feel it? You just feel yourself? Yes? 2029 01:38:28.079 --> 01:38:29.880 Oh no, but like you feel like I love that feeling. 2030 01:38:30.039 --> 01:38:32.319 There's something that's like almost like I almost like that feeling. 2031 01:38:32.319 --> 01:38:35.479 It's almost like a fever where like it's it you 2032 01:38:35.600 --> 01:38:40.159 feel so disoriented and so weird that it's funny. Like, 2033 01:38:40.279 --> 01:38:43.520 it's fucking funny how weak you feel like during a fever, 2034 01:38:43.760 --> 01:38:45.119 or like when you're really hungry. 2035 01:38:45.239 --> 01:38:47.159 I think that's so stupid, But yes, I've seen your 2036 01:38:47.199 --> 01:38:49.640 fucking dumb ass giggle like an idiot when you got 2037 01:38:49.720 --> 01:38:52.800 the fucking COVID shot and you were sick. You were like, yo, dude, 2038 01:38:52.800 --> 01:38:54.560 it's funny. I was like, don't come near me. 2039 01:38:55.239 --> 01:38:58.000 I was like, I remember reciting the beginning of Destroy 2040 01:38:58.119 --> 01:38:59.119 Humans over and over again. 2041 01:39:00.800 --> 01:39:02.720 Was like, dude, don't come near me, Like stay over there, 2042 01:39:03.119 --> 01:39:05.159 like stay where you are at, do not get me sick. 2043 01:39:05.800 --> 01:39:08.560 And you were like you funny. I was like, seriously, don't. 2044 01:39:11.840 --> 01:39:14.640 Fevers are hilarious? Man, Like it's like I'm hot and 2045 01:39:14.800 --> 01:39:17.119 I'm cold, What the fuck for me? 2046 01:39:17.279 --> 01:39:20.119 This is a joke. It's the power drop of fevers, 2047 01:39:20.159 --> 01:39:22.680 like you'll be you'll be like kind of hub rounding, 2048 01:39:22.800 --> 01:39:24.640 You're out of energy and you're just on the floor. 2049 01:39:25.199 --> 01:39:29.279 You're like, whoa, that was silly back. It's the novelty 2050 01:39:29.319 --> 01:39:32.119 of feeling that deeply out of sorts because you're gonna die. 2051 01:39:32.279 --> 01:39:34.560 Actually you feel like, oh I could not be alive 2052 01:39:34.680 --> 01:39:37.000 from this. And people used to die. People used to 2053 01:39:37.119 --> 01:39:40.159 die from fevers, isn't that crazy? Like they would kill you. Well, 2054 01:39:40.159 --> 01:39:43.840 the fever wouldn't kill you, then what would kill you, Chris? 2055 01:39:44.000 --> 01:39:45.680 The thing that gave you the fever would kill you. 2056 01:39:47.760 --> 01:39:50.319 It's a good point because the fever, I mean, you're 2057 01:39:50.399 --> 01:39:52.039 the fever is like a symptom of something wrong with you, 2058 01:39:52.199 --> 01:39:55.840 your body. Yeah, trying to kill off something that's in you. 2059 01:39:56.239 --> 01:39:58.119 Yeah, like you you wouldn't go you wouldn't go to 2060 01:39:58.239 --> 01:39:59.760 you wouldn't go to the doctor, and they would diagnose 2061 01:39:59.760 --> 01:40:01.399 you with fever, you know what I mean, Like you 2062 01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:02.880 have a fever because. 2063 01:40:02.600 --> 01:40:06.079 You have fever. And he grabs your neck and he 2064 01:40:06.079 --> 01:40:07.920 starts pulling it off and you're like stop and he's 2065 01:40:07.960 --> 01:40:17.079 like sorry boy, and you just have a long neck now, 2066 01:40:17.680 --> 01:40:19.800 oh he doesn't. He just ran out of strain at 2067 01:40:19.800 --> 01:40:22.880 the very like the stribes with the rings or whatever. 2068 01:40:25.560 --> 01:40:27.479 That shi it is crazy, man, pick it up again tomorrow. 2069 01:40:27.880 --> 01:40:34.000 You're like, somebody had a fucking uh. I think it 2070 01:40:34.039 --> 01:40:37.880 was in Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance. Some asshole had a 2071 01:40:37.960 --> 01:40:42.039 fucking fatality like that upper cuta junior shiit got you 2072 01:40:42.079 --> 01:40:44.840 would it was like no, no, no, it might have 2073 01:40:44.880 --> 01:40:48.199 been quantchy I don't remember. Somebody would literally just get 2074 01:40:48.239 --> 01:40:50.680 on top of your shoulders and then stretch your head up. 2075 01:40:50.960 --> 01:40:54.640 And it's so fucking funny because about stupid. It looks ridiculous. 2076 01:40:54.920 --> 01:40:57.119 This is a hyperbolic th into somebody that you jump 2077 01:40:57.159 --> 01:40:59.800 on someone's shoulders and you grab their neck like under 2078 01:41:00.279 --> 01:41:02.479 and then you stand up with all your mighty you 2079 01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:05.800 pull that fucking spine out. It's like that is it's 2080 01:41:05.800 --> 01:41:07.720 a that's a good move. Can't do that to somebody, right, 2081 01:41:07.760 --> 01:41:10.479 That's not how you theoretically could. If you were, you 2082 01:41:10.640 --> 01:41:12.239 would have to have a lot of we have to 2083 01:41:12.279 --> 01:41:16.319 be really strong to rip some person couldn't do that. Yeah, 2084 01:41:16.439 --> 01:41:18.479 but a machine, a machine apps you get a machine 2085 01:41:18.520 --> 01:41:21.039 to do that. Oh my god, it be hilarious. Oh 2086 01:41:21.239 --> 01:41:23.760 wild machine can definitely rip your bones out. Here's here's 2087 01:41:23.760 --> 01:41:26.119 another one. Ganda make man. He grabs you by to 2088 01:41:26.119 --> 01:41:28.560 throwing flatten your throats all right, like I didn't mean to, 2089 01:41:29.359 --> 01:41:34.720 all right, gandal flow ro it in, okay. Best fruit mangoes. 2090 01:41:35.960 --> 01:41:39.159 I love mangoes. I like me and mango. 2091 01:41:40.600 --> 01:41:42.800 You cut a mango and you like squeeze a lime 2092 01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:47.199 on it. Dude, that ship's like sincerely like candy. I'm unbelievable. 2093 01:41:47.199 --> 01:41:50.359 I've known before, wor some grapes of good two blueberry salad, 2094 01:41:50.439 --> 01:41:53.960 strawberry solid apples as well, I would settle. 2095 01:41:54.039 --> 01:41:57.000 I mean, I'm just uh with these specific oranges that 2096 01:41:57.239 --> 01:42:00.880 don't really exist anymore here. They're called valencia m they're 2097 01:42:00.880 --> 01:42:03.399 the best fucking oranges ever, and they're just they just 2098 01:42:03.840 --> 01:42:06.199 for whatever reason, they don't they don't grow them here anymore. 2099 01:42:06.239 --> 01:42:10.199 I forgot what some clownish fuckery something happened, but not 2100 01:42:10.279 --> 01:42:12.239 all they have his naval oranges over here, and they're. 2101 01:42:12.039 --> 01:42:13.880 Not nearly as good. Aren't that good? 2102 01:42:14.079 --> 01:42:16.199 Yeah, they're kinda they're kind of mad, to be honest. 2103 01:42:16.520 --> 01:42:19.119 I like oranges at least I remember, like artist, but 2104 01:42:19.159 --> 01:42:21.119 when I lived back home. But the oranges that I 2105 01:42:21.159 --> 01:42:22.279 get now is it's kind of. 2106 01:42:22.279 --> 01:42:26.319 Like oranges literally this morning. They are so pretty good, 2107 01:42:26.359 --> 01:42:27.159 but they're not as gay as. 2108 01:42:28.079 --> 01:42:29.840 I wish I can get the one like, so you 2109 01:42:29.880 --> 01:42:33.000 guys can taste the Valencia ones, because there is before 2110 01:42:33.159 --> 01:42:34.399 I think you know what I think it is. 2111 01:42:34.840 --> 01:42:37.680 It's what the it's the oranges that they normally use 2112 01:42:37.760 --> 01:42:42.039 to make orange juice, and so they fucking so big, 2113 01:42:42.640 --> 01:42:45.439 so big orange juice to go big. I mean literally 2114 01:42:45.520 --> 01:42:48.399 big orange juice. It's where I can't get Valencia oranges. 2115 01:42:48.439 --> 01:42:50.880 I think that's what it is. That's fucked up. Big orange. God, 2116 01:42:50.960 --> 01:42:53.840 damn big orange. I love being a mango. Though it's 2117 01:42:53.840 --> 01:42:54.319 hard to argue. 2118 01:42:54.680 --> 01:42:56.399 I'm gonna say something that's probably like a little bit 2119 01:42:56.840 --> 01:43:01.800 insane or controversial, but yeah, I love all this. 2120 01:43:01.920 --> 01:43:04.800 Man. They're not fruits, so I think they are. They 2121 01:43:04.880 --> 01:43:05.840 might be. I think they are. 2122 01:43:06.359 --> 01:43:08.560 I don't know if that's they're not. I feel like 2123 01:43:08.600 --> 01:43:09.319 they're not vegetable. 2124 01:43:09.399 --> 01:43:12.359 Yeah, they grow on trees, so I think they're fruits 2125 01:43:12.399 --> 01:43:14.199 because by definition, since they grow on trees. 2126 01:43:14.560 --> 01:43:16.840 Yeah, I feel like it's like a weird technicality, but 2127 01:43:16.920 --> 01:43:18.880 like they are, they're They're definitely not vegetables. 2128 01:43:19.000 --> 01:43:23.479 They are absolutely fruits, yeah, just like tomato, since they 2129 01:43:23.520 --> 01:43:29.239 go on vines. There there also they have seeds that yeah, 2130 01:43:29.279 --> 01:43:33.159 they have pits, so the seeds. Yeah, that's right, that's 2131 01:43:33.199 --> 01:43:34.680 a feature more than they being on trees. Right, And 2132 01:43:34.720 --> 01:43:37.279 then I think, I think, uh, how do you defind 2133 01:43:37.319 --> 01:43:39.880 berries again? Berries are something like what a berry actually 2134 01:43:40.039 --> 01:43:42.760 is a is a small thing you feel gay. I 2135 01:43:42.800 --> 01:43:45.800 think that's they feel gay eating. I think it's a berry. 2136 01:43:45.960 --> 01:43:49.199 Yeah, I gotta say, dude, blueberries as like a fruit, 2137 01:43:50.279 --> 01:43:52.319 it's like an ingredient. I think they're great as an ingredient, 2138 01:43:52.680 --> 01:43:55.359 like you put that in something like a waffle. Oh, 2139 01:43:55.600 --> 01:43:57.800 blueberry raffles are great. But like I would never sit 2140 01:43:57.880 --> 01:43:59.560 there and eat blueberries like a fucking demon. 2141 01:43:59.600 --> 01:44:01.760 I've never on that. I put on my smoothies. 2142 01:44:02.399 --> 01:44:04.279 Yeah, they're good. Deal, They're good for smoothies and stuff. 2143 01:44:04.680 --> 01:44:09.000 But like I love blueberries, I've never really like by them. 2144 01:44:09.000 --> 01:44:11.800 Said you fucking have blueberries in my house and I 2145 01:44:11.800 --> 01:44:14.399 eat because it tastes like almost nothing. They taste blue, 2146 01:44:14.600 --> 01:44:17.760 which is crazy to say because it's obviously dumb and wrong. 2147 01:44:18.560 --> 01:44:20.920 But they taste like it's obviously dumb and wrong, but 2148 01:44:21.039 --> 01:44:24.199 like they taste blue. What blues taste like, sir? Like blueberries? 2149 01:44:24.960 --> 01:44:27.159 Does it? Though? So if you were so so so 2150 01:44:27.319 --> 01:44:30.640 you're saying, if you were to give a blind person blueberries, 2151 01:44:30.720 --> 01:44:35.319 but it's like blue the blueberries, blueberries, Yes, they would 2152 01:44:35.319 --> 01:44:38.720 do that. Okay, Like my this is dumb. My definition 2153 01:44:38.840 --> 01:44:41.479 of what the taste blue is blueberries. So it's just 2154 01:44:41.560 --> 01:44:43.840 synonymous to blueberries. All of it is based on the 2155 01:44:43.880 --> 01:44:45.840 blue that was your first, like, my thing would be blueberry, 2156 01:44:45.840 --> 01:44:48.680 blue raspberry, blue like blue raspberries. 2157 01:44:49.600 --> 01:44:50.960 Well, what I'm saying is like, if there's a color 2158 01:44:51.000 --> 01:44:51.960 associated with blue. 2159 01:44:51.800 --> 01:44:53.840 It would be blue raspberry. I think it would be blueberries. 2160 01:44:53.960 --> 01:44:55.720 Blueberries are blueberry. He would assume that. 2161 01:44:56.000 --> 01:44:59.600 However, I think colloquially, I think culturally, I don't know, Like, 2162 01:45:00.079 --> 01:45:00.840 is this am I crazy? 2163 01:45:01.000 --> 01:45:05.159 The blueberry that is just a blueberry because a because 2164 01:45:05.199 --> 01:45:10.279 a blue raspberry tastes like a raspberry that's also blue. Yeah, 2165 01:45:10.319 --> 01:45:12.000 but a blueberry just takes like a berry that's also 2166 01:45:12.039 --> 01:45:15.600 blue exactly, So the blue from the blueberry combines a raspberry, 2167 01:45:15.680 --> 01:45:22.800 making blue raspberries what blue raspberries. What I'm saying is 2168 01:45:22.880 --> 01:45:25.800 that what I'm saying is that what I'm saying is 2169 01:45:25.840 --> 01:45:28.760 that culturally, raspberries aren't real. You know that, right? What 2170 01:45:29.319 --> 01:45:29.920 they're not real? 2171 01:45:30.439 --> 01:45:34.079 Same thing that's ridiculous, Same as pink lemonade they make 2172 01:45:34.119 --> 01:45:35.000 it with pink lemons. 2173 01:45:35.880 --> 01:45:42.880 Are you daft? Are you gay? No? I feel like 2174 01:45:42.960 --> 01:45:44.760 I feel like if you ask most people like what 2175 01:45:44.920 --> 01:45:46.680 the flavor? You're not of all this? You're not You're 2176 01:45:46.680 --> 01:45:50.159 not meaning you're staying out of it. Am I Like? 2177 01:45:50.199 --> 01:45:51.880 I feel like blue raspberries aren't real. 2178 01:45:52.199 --> 01:45:54.520 No, No, I know I'm joking, but like when I'm 2179 01:45:54.720 --> 01:45:58.680 what I'm saying, I was. 2180 01:45:58.760 --> 01:46:00.239 Gung hought was gonna get proven wrong. 2181 01:46:01.359 --> 01:46:05.960 You know, from my understanding, I thought they were fake, 2182 01:46:06.079 --> 01:46:08.800 like a like a like a candy thing like well 2183 01:46:08.840 --> 01:46:10.720 like in the same thing, in the same venus pink lemonade. 2184 01:46:10.760 --> 01:46:15.279 But my dad's look the amount of times we've just 2185 01:46:15.520 --> 01:46:18.079 been flat out wrong on this podcast. 2186 01:46:18.439 --> 01:46:22.359 It doesn't like, it doesn't like, it doesn't matter. You know, 2187 01:46:22.439 --> 01:46:25.119 we have a record. I just saved my ass and saying, 2188 01:46:25.880 --> 01:46:28.880 like wake they're real to be like, be wrong, I 2189 01:46:28.920 --> 01:46:33.560 don't know here's how to take both. They should kill him. 2190 01:46:33.560 --> 01:46:37.920 I think I think what I'm saying is culturally speaking, 2191 01:46:38.000 --> 01:46:41.119 as a as a as an American populace. I think 2192 01:46:41.159 --> 01:46:43.640 most people would associate like what tastes like blue? They 2193 01:46:43.640 --> 01:46:45.640 would say blue raspberry, Like that's like. 2194 01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:48.520 You know what you mean? I agree, I agree that's 2195 01:46:48.760 --> 01:46:51.680 dumb and wrong, but I agree I understand what you're saying. 2196 01:46:51.720 --> 01:46:54.640 Told right, it's because when you get a drink and 2197 01:46:54.760 --> 01:46:57.560 there's blue in it, it's usually not blueberry. 2198 01:46:57.640 --> 01:47:00.600 It's usually blue raspberry. There's no blue rasp there's blue 2199 01:47:00.640 --> 01:47:02.800 raspberry lemonade. Never mind, Yeah, you're fucking well, yeah, like 2200 01:47:02.880 --> 01:47:05.239 it's pre workout. It's one of the most popular flavors. 2201 01:47:05.279 --> 01:47:07.800 Is blue raspberry is in generalize like a fucking across 2202 01:47:07.800 --> 01:47:09.399 the board perial period. It's weird. 2203 01:47:09.520 --> 01:47:11.520 It's weird blue raspberry for some reason, and it's not 2204 01:47:11.640 --> 01:47:15.680 the best flavor, but fucking people taste what suck, and 2205 01:47:16.279 --> 01:47:20.119 you know, the best flavors are usually what's there's a blue. 2206 01:47:20.000 --> 01:47:21.600 Drink that I wish I could feel like. 2207 01:47:21.600 --> 01:47:23.920 It's not really like it's not really readily available around here, 2208 01:47:24.000 --> 01:47:26.720 like as far as I've seen, but like there's I 2209 01:47:26.760 --> 01:47:29.039 don't know if it's vitamin water. It's one of those companies. 2210 01:47:29.279 --> 01:47:33.039 But they make this like this blue like lavender drink 2211 01:47:33.840 --> 01:47:37.000 that is so fucking good, turgent. 2212 01:47:38.439 --> 01:47:43.319 It might be about it. That's what's crazy about it. 2213 01:47:43.720 --> 01:47:45.560 It's like it smells like something you shouldn't be drinking. 2214 01:47:46.039 --> 01:47:47.880 Then you drink it. It's so good. I don't know 2215 01:47:47.960 --> 01:47:50.199 what the fuck it is, but it feels like you 2216 01:47:50.199 --> 01:47:53.600 shouldn't drinking. You want to drink lavender? Man, you think 2217 01:47:53.640 --> 01:47:57.279 that you never had lavender lemonade. I don't want that. 2218 01:47:57.840 --> 01:48:01.199 Lavender is is fucking is lunch. To me, that's insane. 2219 01:48:01.439 --> 01:48:04.199 There's there's like dish soap that's like citrus, like orange. 2220 01:48:04.279 --> 01:48:07.000 It doesn't mean like wasn't ready if he wasn't ready 2221 01:48:07.039 --> 01:48:10.279 for let me give you so. The funny thing is 2222 01:48:10.279 --> 01:48:12.640 because I'm normally like don I know, like don that 2223 01:48:12.680 --> 01:48:15.319 doesn't taste that doesn't taste that, that doesn't taste like 2224 01:48:18.800 --> 01:48:22.560 that was not over. That's not a slip, not a 2225 01:48:23.800 --> 01:48:26.560 it's over. Derek Is. Derek Is admitted that he was 2226 01:48:26.600 --> 01:48:30.359 one of the tiede pod people. You can't eat eggs 2227 01:48:30.359 --> 01:48:35.199 because he's eating so much soap that your body survives 2228 01:48:35.279 --> 01:48:38.399 off soap. You can't you get your protein from soap. 2229 01:48:38.520 --> 01:48:43.640 Now that's my uncle. Soapy eats soap. I get biodegradable, 2230 01:48:43.840 --> 01:48:48.399 fucking uh edible soap. The idea of Derek coming to 2231 01:48:48.520 --> 01:48:50.720 my house, he's in the bathroom for too long. I 2232 01:48:50.800 --> 01:48:54.199 open the door and he's eating my bar soap. I'm 2233 01:48:54.840 --> 01:48:57.760 on your fucking yo. Some soap smell? Why are you 2234 01:48:57.880 --> 01:49:00.520 doing it? I can't help it? Can we be? 2235 01:49:00.600 --> 01:49:00.760 Really? 2236 01:49:00.760 --> 01:49:00.920 You know? 2237 01:49:01.000 --> 01:49:04.880 Some some soap smells. The African soap bro Africans. When 2238 01:49:04.880 --> 01:49:07.359 I first had when I first used the African soap. 2239 01:49:07.399 --> 01:49:09.760 I was like, I remember being in the shower thinking like. 2240 01:49:10.119 --> 01:49:13.119 You literally I might eat this. Almost got your knife. 2241 01:49:15.479 --> 01:49:17.319 They really just smell like the ice cream from the 2242 01:49:17.359 --> 01:49:18.720 freaking what you called ice cream trucks? 2243 01:49:19.319 --> 01:49:23.439 Do they It's been a while since I settle the 2244 01:49:24.319 --> 01:49:26.760 well you know what I miss. Actually I haven't had it. 2245 01:49:28.039 --> 01:49:31.880 I haven't had like proper soft serve ice cream and 2246 01:49:32.000 --> 01:49:33.600 like a really because all the actually that I've had 2247 01:49:33.600 --> 01:49:34.960 in the last like probably like ten years of my 2248 01:49:35.039 --> 01:49:36.800 life has been like the stuff you like get at 2249 01:49:36.840 --> 01:49:39.079 like a shop where it's like scoops or like in 2250 01:49:39.199 --> 01:49:41.880 like a in like a thing, and it's like and 2251 01:49:41.960 --> 01:49:43.840 I remember just thinking, like earlier today, I was like, 2252 01:49:44.000 --> 01:49:44.479 oh man, I. 2253 01:49:44.520 --> 01:49:46.520 Really like I would kill for ice cream right now. 2254 01:49:46.520 --> 01:49:48.760 I would kill for a soft serve I would I 2255 01:49:48.840 --> 01:49:53.800 had Oh, so I actually actually scared me. I didn't, 2256 01:49:54.000 --> 01:49:55.159 so I technically ate. 2257 01:49:55.560 --> 01:49:59.479 A scoop of ice cream and yeah, so why it was? 2258 01:49:59.560 --> 01:50:01.840 It was right before I left because my well, I 2259 01:50:01.880 --> 01:50:04.560 shouldn't be drinking this. So I put a there's a 2260 01:50:04.560 --> 01:50:07.720 little bit of energy added to this cast whites green. 2261 01:50:09.079 --> 01:50:13.159 Regular cacical. It's a cactus madness. And so the problem 2262 01:50:13.279 --> 01:50:16.479 is it is extremely acidic because it was already citrusy 2263 01:50:17.079 --> 01:50:19.760 fucking carbonated, and then I added the pre work with 2264 01:50:19.800 --> 01:50:23.600 the caffeine, so it's really it was like my you're 2265 01:50:23.680 --> 01:50:26.520 drinking green fried chicken right now. It was like it 2266 01:50:26.600 --> 01:50:28.479 was so acidic. I was like, ah, so I literally 2267 01:50:28.520 --> 01:50:30.359 got a scoop of ice cream and that's all I had, 2268 01:50:30.760 --> 01:50:31.439 just because. 2269 01:50:31.920 --> 01:50:36.119 It's like no counter before so I usually have like 2270 01:50:36.279 --> 01:50:37.720 like a spoon of ice cream before bed, just because 2271 01:50:37.720 --> 01:50:38.000 like if. 2272 01:50:37.920 --> 01:50:41.600 I would do for naturally totally yeah, that helps a lot. 2273 01:50:41.720 --> 01:50:43.920 I would kill one of those one now. Yeah, yeah, 2274 01:50:45.359 --> 01:50:47.239 you look, it's got caffeine, and I'm trying to prove 2275 01:50:47.279 --> 01:50:48.680 to myself I can do this. It's like it's like 2276 01:50:48.680 --> 01:50:50.119 a personal thing. Now, like how long has it been? 2277 01:50:50.560 --> 01:50:54.279 A month? Exactly? One month? Yeah, congratulations. It sucks. I 2278 01:50:54.319 --> 01:50:55.640 hate myself. I hate my life and I want to 2279 01:50:55.720 --> 01:50:57.399 kill myself. I don't want to be. I don't want 2280 01:50:57.399 --> 01:51:01.039 to be like, hey, I've got the pain. I don't due. 2281 01:51:04.319 --> 01:51:07.000 I saw this stupid you know the content aware scale, 2282 01:51:08.520 --> 01:51:11.319 there's one of boogie like content. So he's like small 2283 01:51:11.399 --> 01:51:13.079 and shivering and he's doing it like. 2284 01:51:13.079 --> 01:51:14.399 I've been paying I've been paying. I want to die. 2285 01:51:14.399 --> 01:51:14.880 I want to die. 2286 01:51:15.199 --> 01:51:18.199 And it's like the caption is like the the Gnome 2287 01:51:18.279 --> 01:51:21.119 that I trapped in my Tesseract for ten millennia. 2288 01:51:23.079 --> 01:51:27.479 I want to get Like that is so stupid. It 2289 01:51:27.640 --> 01:51:28.399 is stupid, but. 2290 01:51:28.479 --> 01:51:32.119 Like it's like the first of all content aware, content 2291 01:51:32.239 --> 01:51:36.439 aware plus that like that that like the r f 2292 01:51:36.520 --> 01:51:40.079 K kind of like it makes there's something about it's 2293 01:51:40.119 --> 01:51:42.319 so dumb. It is jingling keys in front of a 2294 01:51:42.439 --> 01:51:44.920 baby stupid. But it makes me laugh every time I 2295 01:51:45.000 --> 01:51:52.319 see it. The shivering outlines, it just is it is funny. 2296 01:51:54.039 --> 01:51:55.199 That would make Jesus laugh. 2297 01:51:56.279 --> 01:52:00.399 Why he was crucified on the cross. You could gig 2298 01:52:00.439 --> 01:52:04.680 a little bit and then blooded square wound. Oh man, 2299 01:52:05.079 --> 01:52:06.079 But I don't know, man. 2300 01:52:06.119 --> 01:52:09.319 I love of all the fruits that I love, I 2301 01:52:09.439 --> 01:52:11.680 think for some reason, and and to be fair, this 2302 01:52:11.800 --> 01:52:13.880 is largely tainted by the fact that, like a lot 2303 01:52:13.920 --> 01:52:16.279 of fruits, I'm like weirdly allergic to like at least 2304 01:52:16.319 --> 01:52:17.239 like subtlely. 2305 01:52:17.319 --> 01:52:18.560 At least not allergic eggs. 2306 01:52:18.600 --> 01:52:20.760 Bro Yeah, I mean, if I had to choose, I 2307 01:52:20.760 --> 01:52:23.960 guess I would choose every most fruits over eggs because 2308 01:52:23.960 --> 01:52:25.199 eggs are just like pretty. 2309 01:52:25.760 --> 01:52:27.640 They're like the one of the easiest forms of protein, dude, 2310 01:52:27.640 --> 01:52:30.079 Like so mad. Eggs are probably the only reason I'm 2311 01:52:30.079 --> 01:52:32.800 even remotely healthy. I get. I get so so much 2312 01:52:32.840 --> 01:52:35.039 of it. Every time Jojo like puts eggs in the basket, 2313 01:52:35.079 --> 01:52:38.159 I'm just like, dumb bitch. Yeah, you know, you fucking 2314 01:52:38.279 --> 01:52:42.199 you just lapping up eggs every morning, raw eggs. Just like, 2315 01:52:43.680 --> 01:52:46.680 what do you have in place of eggs? Nothing? So 2316 01:52:46.960 --> 01:52:50.479 I bought like these weeks for a while, we had, 2317 01:52:51.920 --> 01:52:56.079 we had, we had this is like really crushing eggs 2318 01:52:56.119 --> 01:52:58.079 like every day. That's the thing. So like, and then 2319 01:52:58.159 --> 01:52:59.840 like I went back wood, does it like I eat? 2320 01:53:00.159 --> 01:53:04.119 I eat eggs literally every morning breakfast typically have eggs, 2321 01:53:05.039 --> 01:53:07.520 eggs and fruit and then like some sort of like 2322 01:53:07.640 --> 01:53:11.279 turkey bacon every morning. I could not imagine not eating eggs. Yeah, 2323 01:53:11.600 --> 01:53:14.359 well yeah exactly. It's it's it's weird. 2324 01:53:14.439 --> 01:53:16.800 I'm hoping one day my body just shifts and then 2325 01:53:16.880 --> 01:53:18.720 it's it's just like I didn't used to have fucking 2326 01:53:18.760 --> 01:53:19.600 seasonal allergies. 2327 01:53:20.279 --> 01:53:21.920 I didn't either when I lived in a place of 2328 01:53:22.000 --> 01:53:24.960 way more allergens. I loved back East. I had no 2329 01:53:25.039 --> 01:53:26.039 allergies at all. 2330 01:53:26.359 --> 01:53:28.159 I didn't have allergies until I moved upstairs. 2331 01:53:28.159 --> 01:53:30.039 And then I moved out here and I have allergies, 2332 01:53:30.079 --> 01:53:31.600 and I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah? 2333 01:53:31.800 --> 01:53:35.640 I had allergies, And when we moved upstate and in Yonkers, 2334 01:53:35.640 --> 01:53:37.359 I had like very very little of any like I 2335 01:53:37.399 --> 01:53:39.319 don't even think we knew that I had allergies until 2336 01:53:39.319 --> 01:53:41.079 we moved upstate, and then I'm like, I remember mowing 2337 01:53:41.079 --> 01:53:43.000 the lawn and almost fucking dying. 2338 01:53:43.119 --> 01:53:45.760 I was like, why am I so sick? What is 2339 01:53:46.000 --> 01:53:49.960 going on? I had my first like real allergy attack 2340 01:53:50.079 --> 01:53:53.319 maybe like in twenty nineteen, and I thought, you deserve it. 2341 01:53:53.439 --> 01:53:55.840 He deserved it. I never felt that bad in my life. 2342 01:53:56.319 --> 01:53:58.760 I kept sneezing, snouts coming out of my fucking face. 2343 01:53:58.960 --> 01:54:01.199 There wasno come out of my eye. I I was like, 2344 01:54:01.279 --> 01:54:04.760 what the fuck was If I saw stock coming on 2345 01:54:04.840 --> 01:54:05.560 your eyes? I would kill you. 2346 01:54:05.600 --> 01:54:08.000 I think I would be like some evil dead ship 2347 01:54:08.079 --> 01:54:08.560 going I would. 2348 01:54:08.560 --> 01:54:10.399 I would. I would play like a zombie and I'd like, 2349 01:54:10.600 --> 01:54:13.319 I don't know, you would regret. 2350 01:54:16.399 --> 01:54:20.760 Yeah, damn, yeah, it sucks obily or I gotta find 2351 01:54:20.760 --> 01:54:22.880 a better solution. Because the vegan egg thing that I 2352 01:54:22.920 --> 01:54:25.359 had before, it was like it was like an alternative solution. 2353 01:54:25.880 --> 01:54:27.399 First of all, one of the best things about the 2354 01:54:27.439 --> 01:54:30.880 egg is the smell of it. Literally, when you open it, 2355 01:54:31.399 --> 01:54:33.079 it smells like I was like, oh, it was this vomit. 2356 01:54:33.479 --> 01:54:35.800 I was like, exist, Oh, they so vomit flavor, Like, 2357 01:54:35.880 --> 01:54:38.159 what the fuck is this? So the consistency looked like 2358 01:54:38.199 --> 01:54:41.520 a scrambled egg. Fair enough, Why the fuck would you 2359 01:54:41.640 --> 01:54:44.479 not chemically make it smell like an egg. Yeah, you're 2360 01:54:44.479 --> 01:54:46.640 already going through so much to process the funk out 2361 01:54:46.640 --> 01:54:47.239 of wherever that is. 2362 01:54:47.760 --> 01:54:48.720 Make it smell good too. 2363 01:54:48.760 --> 01:54:52.159 Basically, it just smells like racism, just like one of 2364 01:54:52.199 --> 01:54:55.439 the It's just like it smells Yeah, you just know, 2365 01:54:55.600 --> 01:54:57.479 it's like, that's racism, that's vile. 2366 01:54:58.159 --> 01:54:59.960 I'll keep searching because I just I just got sad, 2367 01:55:00.039 --> 01:55:02.279 and I'm like, ah, fuck this, I can't be sad. 2368 01:55:02.439 --> 01:55:04.760 I gotta find another one. I just gotta find another thing. Yeah, 2369 01:55:05.279 --> 01:55:07.600 you know what you do? Whole green that what's the 2370 01:55:07.680 --> 01:55:10.720 name of that? That whole green bread, that protein filled 2371 01:55:10.720 --> 01:55:12.680 home green bread. You don't even know, you doesn't even 2372 01:55:12.720 --> 01:55:17.199 know bad. I know you're talking about that bread. Fucking expensive, 2373 01:55:17.920 --> 01:55:20.680 it's very expensive, Yeah, but it is good. I'm my 2374 01:55:20.760 --> 01:55:24.000 sandwiches with it. Yeah, I I did. 2375 01:55:24.319 --> 01:55:27.439 Man whatever, I'm sure look at at this point, now 2376 01:55:27.479 --> 01:55:29.600 that I said something, somebody will probably turn me onto 2377 01:55:29.680 --> 01:55:33.039 something that I just didn't know about olives. And I'm 2378 01:55:33.079 --> 01:55:34.840 just gonna mash him and like have like a nice 2379 01:55:35.880 --> 01:55:37.640 over like so I can have my cause I like 2380 01:55:37.760 --> 01:55:41.119 a nice I would have a to make like a sandwich, 2381 01:55:41.199 --> 01:55:42.960 to make like a bacon egg sandwich or whatever. The 2382 01:55:43.199 --> 01:55:46.840 I would have my uh egg over hard. I would 2383 01:55:46.880 --> 01:55:49.680 just crack it, let it get like kind of solid 2384 01:55:49.760 --> 01:55:51.039 enough to I can slap it on a sandwich. 2385 01:55:51.479 --> 01:55:55.039 Yeah, dude, I have abscrambled. I can't eat moving moves. 2386 01:55:55.079 --> 01:55:55.479 I can't do it. 2387 01:55:55.560 --> 01:55:58.199 No, I said over hard, like you flip it both sides. Then, yeah, 2388 01:55:58.279 --> 01:55:59.880 my ship ain't fucking I don't do that. 2389 01:56:00.000 --> 01:56:02.159 White people should. Yeah, it's not. It's not. I'm not 2390 01:56:02.239 --> 01:56:07.199 a fan of it. But you know you scrambled. I scrambled. 2391 01:56:07.199 --> 01:56:09.039 I'm not gonna put effort into this. This is already 2392 01:56:09.119 --> 01:56:09.399 like such. 2393 01:56:09.600 --> 01:56:12.039 Mine's even less effort because I just crack at it 2394 01:56:12.560 --> 01:56:14.279 and then I just let it get hard. Oh I 2395 01:56:14.359 --> 01:56:15.359 put seasoning on it though. 2396 01:56:15.479 --> 01:56:18.079 Yeah, I mean I like I g I guess mean, 2397 01:56:18.239 --> 01:56:22.720 I guess I mean like, but you're not bullshit or yeah, yeah, 2398 01:56:22.880 --> 01:56:26.279 I'm so hard though. I like an omelet, but like 2399 01:56:26.359 --> 01:56:28.039 I would never prepare myself an omelet. 2400 01:56:28.119 --> 01:56:30.840 I used to do omelets because just because it wasn't 2401 01:56:30.880 --> 01:56:32.840 that beause so if you just had, like especially if 2402 01:56:32.880 --> 01:56:36.800 you had a skillet that was specifically for eggs, or 2403 01:56:38.159 --> 01:56:39.640 you do that and then you just put your meat 2404 01:56:39.680 --> 01:56:41.359 and cheese or whatever on one side, and you just 2405 01:56:42.439 --> 01:56:43.680 and then it was the easiest. 2406 01:56:43.680 --> 01:56:46.159 The amount of omelet I thought, I thought God was real. 2407 01:56:46.199 --> 01:56:48.279 I thought I was like, this is insane. I really 2408 01:56:48.359 --> 01:56:50.159 made this, and it's like it's the same thing you 2409 01:56:50.279 --> 01:56:52.560 make normally. Is that it's all in one thing? Guys? 2410 01:56:52.600 --> 01:56:54.720 What is the the what do you call this thing? 2411 01:56:55.640 --> 01:56:58.479 The phrase? The saying you gotta break a few eggs 2412 01:56:58.520 --> 01:57:00.600 to make an omelet? Is that what is that mean? 2413 01:57:01.159 --> 01:57:03.399 It means get something done, you have to you have 2414 01:57:03.479 --> 01:57:05.920 to bash them heads. That's not what that means. 2415 01:57:06.039 --> 01:57:08.000 I think the the idea is that you have to 2416 01:57:08.119 --> 01:57:11.720 do This is really over complicating a very simple phrase. 2417 01:57:12.119 --> 01:57:15.760 But I think the idea is that you gotta you 2418 01:57:15.880 --> 01:57:18.359 gotta struggle and like break and make a mess. You 2419 01:57:18.439 --> 01:57:21.520 have to make a mess to like make something worth worth? 2420 01:57:21.960 --> 01:57:22.079 Is that? 2421 01:57:22.319 --> 01:57:24.159 And is that what that man like say, like, oh, 2422 01:57:24.199 --> 01:57:27.840 you're broadly like does it like, oh, is it assuming 2423 01:57:27.920 --> 01:57:30.279 that you're going to fuck up making omelets? 2424 01:57:30.520 --> 01:57:32.359 Because to me it was like like or did they 2425 01:57:32.439 --> 01:57:35.760 mean like something up to make something worse? Yeah? 2426 01:57:35.840 --> 01:57:38.159 I get is you're fucking the exit, you're breaking you know. 2427 01:57:38.319 --> 01:57:39.880 I think I think it's like it's a very like 2428 01:57:40.000 --> 01:57:42.399 loose analogy. I don't think it's like necessarily particularly great. 2429 01:57:42.520 --> 01:57:44.640 Okay, I hate I've never looked it up, and I'm like, 2430 01:57:44.760 --> 01:57:46.560 I'm am, I I feel like I know what it means, 2431 01:57:46.600 --> 01:57:49.000 but I'm also not sure you gotta break a couple 2432 01:57:49.039 --> 01:57:51.560 of olives. It was kind of the same thing as like, oh, 2433 01:57:51.680 --> 01:57:54.880 Rome wasn't built in a day. I'm like, who says, well, 2434 01:57:54.920 --> 01:57:59.800 first of all, I'm like, it's such a weird and 2435 01:57:59.840 --> 01:58:04.479 now alogy or whatever in the way that yeah it was, 2436 01:58:04.840 --> 01:58:07.479 it took forever. So are you trying to tell me 2437 01:58:07.600 --> 01:58:10.399 that like whatever I'm gonna do is gonna take forever? 2438 01:58:11.600 --> 01:58:13.720 I know what I obviously, it's just like I just 2439 01:58:13.760 --> 01:58:17.039 feel like it's such a over like calculation of like. 2440 01:58:17.119 --> 01:58:20.199 Rome wasn't building to day? Yeah. Well, well, also it's 2441 01:58:20.199 --> 01:58:23.439 fucking fake because it was and we have proof of that. Yeah, 2442 01:58:23.520 --> 01:58:30.880 I actually it was building five minutes when let's read 2443 01:58:30.920 --> 01:58:33.760 these I want to leave now. You know what, Fuck 2444 01:58:33.800 --> 01:58:36.520 everybody here, I'm gonna blow up. Look at this bomb, 2445 01:58:36.600 --> 01:58:43.880 I god glowing, fucking I found it in a spaceship 2446 01:58:45.399 --> 01:58:48.279 glowing already. I'm like, oh, I'm dead. You got plutonium, bro, 2447 01:58:48.720 --> 01:58:50.600 you plutonium and that ship's glowing. 2448 01:58:50.640 --> 01:58:52.640 I'm like, I'll be dead in like probably five minutes 2449 01:58:53.720 --> 01:58:57.520 because like you'll see like regular plutonium and it'll look unassuming, 2450 01:58:57.960 --> 01:58:59.279 but like imagine seeing it like. 2451 01:58:59.640 --> 01:59:04.479 Glow, like it's already fucking up your fucking valence to 2452 01:59:04.560 --> 01:59:08.560 like try I wonder dead like before the hours up. 2453 01:59:09.640 --> 01:59:13.760 That's so sad. What you're like, You just look at 2454 01:59:13.800 --> 01:59:16.399 this little fucking metal ball. You're like, I got three 2455 01:59:16.439 --> 01:59:19.640 weeks to live. I love those videos. 2456 01:59:19.720 --> 01:59:23.279 I love this video up and like because there's videos 2457 01:59:23.319 --> 01:59:24.800 and people like going through like that. 2458 01:59:24.960 --> 01:59:26.600 There will be like in a facility or whatever, they're 2459 01:59:26.600 --> 01:59:29.359 like breaking like breaking into asylum or whatever. Like they're 2460 01:59:29.359 --> 01:59:32.119 break into it like a you know, some building, some 2461 01:59:32.239 --> 01:59:33.960 storage facility, and they'll. 2462 01:59:33.760 --> 01:59:35.319 Pick up these like, well look at these rods, what 2463 01:59:35.359 --> 01:59:39.000 are these and it's like you're dead. You're you don't 2464 01:59:39.000 --> 01:59:41.239 even realize that you're a dead person right now because 2465 01:59:41.239 --> 01:59:43.840 you're picking up pure uranium rods. 2466 01:59:45.359 --> 01:59:52.159 Like, but if they don't die, Oh what happens? You 2467 01:59:52.199 --> 01:59:57.119 know what it is? Imagine those pictures or those videos 2468 01:59:57.159 --> 01:59:59.000 of people like on the beach or whatever, and they're like, 2469 01:59:59.079 --> 02:00:02.039 well look at this, get this fucking fish or jellyfish 2470 02:00:02.079 --> 02:00:04.399 or whatever, and it's like, you just did it. You 2471 02:00:04.520 --> 02:00:06.359 just did it. You just hear you're gone. Did it? 2472 02:00:06.840 --> 02:00:08.479 Unless you can get to a hospital in ten minutes, 2473 02:00:08.520 --> 02:00:11.720 you're gone. They're not aware of it yet, so they're like, 2474 02:00:11.760 --> 02:00:14.439 look at this fucking I found this yellow spotted fish. 2475 02:00:15.199 --> 02:00:15.439 Wow. 2476 02:00:16.119 --> 02:00:18.720 Ah the bluffish sunny a little bit, but like wow. 2477 02:00:18.600 --> 02:00:23.439 Look at that. And it's like good bad ending, good bye, 2478 02:00:23.600 --> 02:00:26.960 roll credits on this person. They're like doing like the 2479 02:00:27.399 --> 02:00:30.399 nuclear tests, right, and then someone moves the top smatch 2480 02:00:30.399 --> 02:00:32.039 and they're like everybody look at each other and they're like, 2481 02:00:33.199 --> 02:00:34.640 do you think, body of family? 2482 02:00:34.920 --> 02:00:38.239 Do you do you think when when the Chernobyl thing happened, 2483 02:00:38.359 --> 02:00:41.319 because it was so like it was so mundane, like 2484 02:00:41.399 --> 02:00:45.039 what actually happened? No, But what I'm saying is like yeah, 2485 02:00:45.079 --> 02:00:47.920 like it didn't explode and there wasn't like this fucking crazy. 2486 02:00:47.760 --> 02:00:50.960 Like well from them, everything's fine. It's like my dad's melting. 2487 02:00:53.159 --> 02:00:54.319 But what I'm saying is like, do you think that 2488 02:00:54.359 --> 02:00:56.920 there was like in that group of people and they 2489 02:00:56.960 --> 02:00:59.159 were just like sitting in like an observation deck or whatever, 2490 02:00:59.239 --> 02:01:01.800 and they saw the thing go wrong and then just 2491 02:01:01.880 --> 02:01:02.800 somebody was there just like. 2492 02:01:04.479 --> 02:01:11.760 M and just accepted. Right. Yes, I think that's because 2493 02:01:11.920 --> 02:01:15.399 they know that they're like imbued. Now, yeah, like this 2494 02:01:15.640 --> 02:01:18.039 had I become Spider Man or I'm gonna fucking ship 2495 02:01:18.119 --> 02:01:20.600 my head out, you know, there is no other way 2496 02:01:20.640 --> 02:01:22.560 to react. That is the way. Because you're like I'm done, 2497 02:01:22.640 --> 02:01:24.159 you just kind of have to hope that. Like maybe 2498 02:01:24.439 --> 02:01:27.000 I felt that way one time when I I was 2499 02:01:27.239 --> 02:01:32.279 maxing out on bench and I missed, like I I like, 2500 02:01:32.680 --> 02:01:35.159 you missed the hook. Essentially, it was it was gonna 2501 02:01:35.520 --> 02:01:39.319 you know, smash my head open, and the feeling was acceptance. 2502 02:01:40.239 --> 02:01:41.800 It was like in that moment I was like, oh, 2503 02:01:41.840 --> 02:01:45.600 I'm done. My spotter was not paying attention at first, 2504 02:01:47.000 --> 02:01:48.840 my boy Nick, and then he looked and. 2505 02:01:48.920 --> 02:01:50.840 He got grabbed it real fast. But I was like, 2506 02:01:50.880 --> 02:01:54.000 oh man, I probably was gonna crack my head open. 2507 02:01:54.039 --> 02:01:57.199 How much were you throwing up? I don't know. Probably 2508 02:01:58.000 --> 02:02:00.640 it was definitely like there was probably like to forty 2509 02:02:00.840 --> 02:02:03.119 something like, I don't know, something throwing up to forty 2510 02:02:03.319 --> 02:02:06.600 stupidly something like that. You're trying to go pr guessing 2511 02:02:06.720 --> 02:02:08.760 it was maxing. It was definitely, yeah, it was. It 2512 02:02:08.800 --> 02:02:11.359 was new people, These people just being dicks. I saw 2513 02:02:11.399 --> 02:02:13.960 some girl like fucking like deadlifting right, and she was 2514 02:02:14.039 --> 02:02:16.680 just doing it. And I'm like, when you when someone 2515 02:02:16.760 --> 02:02:18.520 deadlift right like I've been, I've been working out again, 2516 02:02:18.560 --> 02:02:21.600 and you can tell when someone goes down for what 2517 02:02:21.720 --> 02:02:26.600 you call it, what it's l L? What is it RDL? 2518 02:02:26.680 --> 02:02:29.680 So somebody goes down for Romanian deadlifts right, if you're 2519 02:02:30.000 --> 02:02:34.079 shaking on your way down just to lower it, something 2520 02:02:34.159 --> 02:02:37.800 bad's gonna happen, very likely. So she went down and 2521 02:02:38.319 --> 02:02:40.640 went up and you you could audibly hear a crack, 2522 02:02:41.439 --> 02:02:43.760 and I was like, that bitch can't walk no more? 2523 02:02:44.159 --> 02:02:46.439 What she do? She went down for the crack and 2524 02:02:46.520 --> 02:02:48.399 she yanked up. And when you yanks come up from 2525 02:02:48.399 --> 02:02:50.119 your hips, right, it's supposed to be like you thrust 2526 02:02:50.159 --> 02:02:54.439 your hips for Not true at all no, Actually, don't listen. 2527 02:02:55.399 --> 02:02:57.680 Guys at home, do not listen. 2528 02:02:57.479 --> 02:03:00.880 To If you're lifting weights at what you're supposed to 2529 02:03:00.880 --> 02:03:03.159 do is you're supposed to use only your bad You're 2530 02:03:03.159 --> 02:03:04.960 supposed to kick up. You're supposed to kick up as 2531 02:03:05.000 --> 02:03:07.399 fast as you can because otherwise you're not really getting strong. 2532 02:03:07.439 --> 02:03:09.880 And the twitching jerking motion and twitching like yeah, you 2533 02:03:09.960 --> 02:03:16.000 have to jolt up. You gotta yell oiland I mean 2534 02:03:17.720 --> 02:03:21.079 give me bro. That's shaking. 2535 02:03:21.159 --> 02:03:21.399 Ship. 2536 02:03:22.520 --> 02:03:24.560 If you ever see anyone, anyone, if you're ever lifting 2537 02:03:24.600 --> 02:03:27.880 weights and you're shaking like that, stop way smaller weights. 2538 02:03:27.920 --> 02:03:29.800 That means you're your fucking muscles suck. 2539 02:03:30.279 --> 02:03:31.720 You're not. You're just not what you need to be. 2540 02:03:31.960 --> 02:03:33.800 And what's us something wrong with that? That's the biggest 2541 02:03:33.800 --> 02:03:39.199 thing ever. Starting light is fine because you start light 2542 02:03:39.319 --> 02:03:42.800 to grow heavier. That's the thing, right, Doc, that's crazy. 2543 02:03:42.880 --> 02:03:47.560 If you're shaking, you're exercising more because you're moving your 2544 02:03:47.680 --> 02:03:50.039 body more and you're getting more out of your workout. 2545 02:03:50.399 --> 02:03:53.159 I mean, you're right in the technicality, but also stop, 2546 02:03:53.560 --> 02:03:56.239 I'm not wrong. There's somebody killed you. Somebody somebody fucking 2547 02:03:56.319 --> 02:03:57.760 throw a kettle on air and lands on the head 2548 02:03:57.920 --> 02:04:00.720 they gotta turn into fighting. I didn't say, I'm just 2549 02:04:00.800 --> 02:04:04.800 giving advice the cool parts. Yeah. The problem is people. People. 2550 02:04:07.039 --> 02:04:09.880 The problem is people always uh, they'll they'll have like 2551 02:04:09.920 --> 02:04:11.920 a couple of muscle groups that are really strong, and 2552 02:04:12.000 --> 02:04:14.399 then they forget about other things. Say, for example, like 2553 02:04:14.399 --> 02:04:17.000 if you're doing something like you doing like lap pull 2554 02:04:17.039 --> 02:04:19.800 downs or something, at a certain point, your back is 2555 02:04:19.840 --> 02:04:21.760 gonna engage and your back's not nearly as strong to 2556 02:04:21.800 --> 02:04:24.720 say your biceps, and so your your bicyles will start 2557 02:04:24.720 --> 02:04:26.600 off doing it. Didn't we start getting to this point, 2558 02:04:27.000 --> 02:04:29.319 you can Sometimes it may be injure your bat because 2559 02:04:29.319 --> 02:04:30.880 you're trying to have it carry the load, or when 2560 02:04:30.920 --> 02:04:32.960 you're going up or something, so you might get some 2561 02:04:33.079 --> 02:04:35.640 shakiness because your backs can't compensate, you know, Like it's 2562 02:04:35.680 --> 02:04:36.359 one of the things. 2563 02:04:37.039 --> 02:04:40.720 People's shoulders, dude, Like people have. People in general have 2564 02:04:41.000 --> 02:04:43.600 very weak fucking shoulders. They barely walk them out because 2565 02:04:43.720 --> 02:04:47.359 even in high school that was never a focused group. Never. 2566 02:04:47.880 --> 02:04:52.359 Yeah, and it's like your ass, all right, let's read 2567 02:04:52.359 --> 02:04:53.119 the name. 2568 02:04:53.279 --> 02:04:56.319 Okay, let's get the fuck out of here. Give me this, 2569 02:04:56.399 --> 02:04:58.760 let me start it. I wish we I wish we 2570 02:04:58.840 --> 02:05:00.600 did ass workouts in high school. 2571 02:05:00.760 --> 02:05:03.760 Fucking you have like a no like actually might have 2572 02:05:03.920 --> 02:05:07.239 my ass like toned as fuck like way way stronger 2573 02:05:07.279 --> 02:05:08.680 than my fucking triceps. 2574 02:05:08.760 --> 02:05:10.000 You know what I mean? Yo? The thing is that 2575 02:05:10.199 --> 02:05:12.960 no one ever we were not you're not taught about 2576 02:05:12.960 --> 02:05:15.880 how like important your public wall is and he is 2577 02:05:16.159 --> 02:05:18.720 public wall, your public line, public walls like a fucking 2578 02:05:18.800 --> 02:05:23.640 that's your pussy back back in a pussy. Uh. Kingston 2579 02:05:23.720 --> 02:05:28.319 curb stopping a baby like link from boots. I'm link 2580 02:05:28.399 --> 02:05:32.319 from boot link from what are you? Are you reading 2581 02:05:32.399 --> 02:05:37.079 it wrong? Probably? Oh my god, Kingston Curb stopping a 2582 02:05:37.159 --> 02:05:42.119 baby with links iron boots, oh red iron as from 2583 02:05:43.159 --> 02:05:48.359 you gotta get glasses I'm having I'm having my fuckingest 2584 02:05:48.439 --> 02:05:51.239 test in a week. Okay, so unfortunate. I don't want 2585 02:05:51.239 --> 02:05:53.079 to go. They're gonna be like, yo, dude, Tom is 2586 02:05:53.079 --> 02:05:57.359 gonna fucking scream like you're blind. You're actually blind a location. 2587 02:05:57.960 --> 02:06:03.199 You're amazing Mark, Mark, No, I don't. I want to 2588 02:06:03.199 --> 02:06:03.880 say this now. 2589 02:06:05.239 --> 02:06:07.479 I want to say this now because I wanted to 2590 02:06:07.680 --> 02:06:11.119 be noted. When you get glasses, you're you're going, or 2591 02:06:11.159 --> 02:06:13.239 when even if you have context for a day, you 2592 02:06:13.359 --> 02:06:14.840 just put them on, You're going to come on this 2593 02:06:14.880 --> 02:06:16.319 show and you're gonna be like, what the fuck was 2594 02:06:16.359 --> 02:06:16.720 I doing? 2595 02:06:17.000 --> 02:06:19.880 Yeah, I know it. You're probably like a minus four something. 2596 02:06:19.920 --> 02:06:23.399 You're probably minus four. You're get me crying, Like remem 2597 02:06:23.479 --> 02:06:26.279 when Logan Hal, Logan Hall, Logan Paul did that fucking 2598 02:06:26.479 --> 02:06:28.800 with that body right, I could see colors now with 2599 02:06:28.880 --> 02:06:32.319 the body right now was like color blind and then 2600 02:06:32.319 --> 02:06:34.159 there are these special glasses that can help you see color. 2601 02:06:34.199 --> 02:06:37.239 And he's like he was crying about it. He looked 2602 02:06:37.279 --> 02:06:39.199 like that old guy crying. And I think, like doctor 2603 02:06:39.239 --> 02:06:41.199 who or something, there's that gift that goes around all 2604 02:06:41.199 --> 02:06:43.560 the time of that old guy crying is like from 2605 02:06:43.640 --> 02:06:46.159 doctor When I think it's from doctor what I've never win. 2606 02:06:46.399 --> 02:06:48.439 I've never seen an old person. Yeah win, not who 2607 02:06:48.520 --> 02:06:53.840 win the Oh my god, I can't believe that. I 2608 02:06:53.880 --> 02:06:56.880 can't believe what just happened. Read the names. I thought, 2609 02:06:56.880 --> 02:06:59.199 you love it. I thought even like Vietnamese like win, 2610 02:06:59.359 --> 02:07:02.760 like and you know like win, that's why you're doing 2611 02:07:04.079 --> 02:07:06.880 Like doctor Wynn. I'm like, what the hell is that? Oh, 2612 02:07:07.000 --> 02:07:11.199 this guy's making the stupidest joke on earth. I'm being 2613 02:07:11.239 --> 02:07:14.279 on my bullshit today, Dude. I love it. If you said, doctor, 2614 02:07:14.359 --> 02:07:20.560 Why would have got it faster? When when master wait 2615 02:07:20.680 --> 02:07:25.760 master has given Dobby a prostate exam, Dobby's free, Dobby 2616 02:07:26.079 --> 02:07:31.520 is free. Uh leebus, Mike stinks. Cremate me, put me 2617 02:07:31.560 --> 02:07:34.399 in a douche bottle, higher hooker than run me through 2618 02:07:34.479 --> 02:07:38.279 one more time, beast mister killing Logan Paul in a 2619 02:07:38.399 --> 02:07:43.000 suicide Savannah, Let's go the silver Spencer one way. The 2620 02:07:43.039 --> 02:07:47.239 Silver Spencer wonders why everyone's a pedal universal romoter or 2621 02:07:47.319 --> 02:07:52.479 universal romoter. That's weird, deep needs force dinosaur chicken nuggets. No, Kanye, 2622 02:07:52.600 --> 02:07:55.159 don't say that. The Jews aren't gaze Vonda. The dead 2623 02:07:55.520 --> 02:07:59.640 Papa roach comes inside of my penis. Give me your 2624 02:07:59.760 --> 02:08:03.840 bit gets low testicular information. Don't give a fuck if 2625 02:08:03.920 --> 02:08:08.000 my penis is burst, I'm coming. Is that supposed to be? Yeah, 2626 02:08:08.000 --> 02:08:10.399 I read it, but it's that's what it cuts as 2627 02:08:11.560 --> 02:08:21.760 cutting my sho show five dicks in my penis and 2628 02:08:21.960 --> 02:08:26.880 me your biggest low testicular inflation. Don't give a fuck 2629 02:08:26.960 --> 02:08:32.079 if my balls burst of coming, gently use anal beads. 2630 02:08:32.359 --> 02:08:34.000 It's a little more difficult to play than I ever 2631 02:08:34.039 --> 02:08:37.840 thought it was. Round eyed Asian rich rich Chicka lesser 2632 02:08:37.960 --> 02:08:44.359 known cousin poor Oriental po oriental poor rich Chicka's less 2633 02:08:44.399 --> 02:08:48.520 known cousin oriental. Oh my god, that is crazy. Using 2634 02:08:48.560 --> 02:08:52.359 oriental in the modern day is wild kid cuttings hit song, 2635 02:08:52.960 --> 02:08:58.800 You're gay and white phallic ball tweet and it comes 2636 02:08:59.159 --> 02:09:02.279 gay and white and come. Wolton calls an alter ego 2637 02:09:02.560 --> 02:09:06.600 in the phallic verse, waves a gun in the final 2638 02:09:06.760 --> 02:09:11.199 scene of Fresh Peanuts of Ball's hair. Who told wait, 2639 02:09:11.239 --> 02:09:13.680 which you call it? Who the hell? Who the hell? 2640 02:09:13.920 --> 02:09:15.680 Who the hell would miss Trump's fat head like that? 2641 02:09:16.079 --> 02:09:19.720 They're economically fucking Alex Jones Goku walking up to you 2642 02:09:19.880 --> 02:09:22.000 holding a gun and saying, I need you to do 2643 02:09:22.119 --> 02:09:25.680 me a favor. The second coming of Miguelo Harris transfan pussy. 2644 02:09:26.159 --> 02:09:29.640 Rotating migellow hair is transfan pussy in my mind, like 2645 02:09:29.760 --> 02:09:33.520 a rotary Dwars Street Chicken to flex on people who 2646 02:09:33.680 --> 02:09:40.079 can't visualize on a visualize a fucking app what that means? 2647 02:09:40.560 --> 02:09:46.880 Swing bonking lily, gum gum coumzuka. That's it's it's really 2648 02:09:47.000 --> 02:09:49.560 like that. I'll be drawing that bitch a death a 2649 02:09:49.760 --> 02:09:54.600 shadow of the Epstein tree. Jack dwarsas Mayori uh nine 2650 02:09:54.840 --> 02:10:00.319 eleven cosplay jumping off the World Center to quote called 2651 02:10:00.319 --> 02:10:03.720 it complete the way to quote compete the look that's crazy, 2652 02:10:04.720 --> 02:10:08.239 medi big meaty stinks. My dick is so big. I 2653 02:10:08.359 --> 02:10:12.119 can't tie into a not what you call it. I 2654 02:10:12.119 --> 02:10:15.079 have to tie the knuck and still suck it. Jesus Christ, 2655 02:10:15.359 --> 02:10:19.000 damn Jesus Christ. And a man whose handies are eightier 2656 02:10:19.079 --> 02:10:22.159 now h air but not that's dandy, Sorry about that. 2657 02:10:22.800 --> 02:10:27.079 The entire red a Redemption two gang doing a human centipede. 2658 02:10:27.119 --> 02:10:30.279 That's crazy. Sweeney flying into a rage because he saw 2659 02:10:30.359 --> 02:10:37.920 Kennery Lamar with blue arms, Keith Smoker unwavering heterosexuality versus 2660 02:10:38.039 --> 02:10:45.079 the itching and itching hemorrhoidig Arthur, Arthur, I need you 2661 02:10:45.199 --> 02:10:49.239 to blow me, Arthur to keep eating. Cory and hamas 2662 02:10:49.479 --> 02:10:52.399 Uh to the rhino pill. Took a rhino pill and 2663 02:10:52.439 --> 02:10:57.000 then molested it. Wen Digo. Fuck dude, damn, poor dude, boy. 2664 02:10:57.159 --> 02:11:00.880 There's our consequence for saying to the boy. Those consequents 2665 02:11:00.960 --> 02:11:06.760 for being an N word? Why how did you know? Today? 2666 02:11:06.800 --> 02:11:10.840 Episode sponsored by storm Front Kevin Durant's feet iron made 2667 02:11:10.880 --> 02:11:15.079 in Trooper. Uh, you fuck my ass, but I'll fuck 2668 02:11:15.199 --> 02:11:18.680 yours too. I'll suck you off till your face is blue. 2669 02:11:19.199 --> 02:11:23.199 Mister pants makes make a gay version of not like us. 2670 02:11:23.439 --> 02:11:25.560 I like men's butts. I think it'd be a good one. 2671 02:11:27.720 --> 02:11:35.000 The first sins uh getting into giddy giddy cardboard time putters. Lord, 2672 02:11:35.159 --> 02:11:38.159 please don't let this silly little black man read the 2673 02:11:38.279 --> 02:11:41.840 name somewhere. He's fucking up every time you suck my dick. Nigga, 2674 02:11:41.880 --> 02:11:49.199 fuck you, jolly old dipshit degimon chlorof mon monster, degiman 2675 02:11:49.439 --> 02:11:56.279 the raps. I forgot that that dejimn chloroform monster, dejimn 2676 02:11:56.479 --> 02:12:03.520 the the that's awesome, is awesome. He's a moron for 2677 02:12:03.640 --> 02:12:06.000 not doing that. Flor form monsters. Yeah, you know, he 2678 02:12:06.039 --> 02:12:12.680 don't think they're dumb and in too digit to rapist, 2679 02:12:12.920 --> 02:12:21.279 to rape the digit. I was gonna say, girls, he'd 2680 02:12:21.359 --> 02:12:27.600 be fucking girls. That's crazy. Whoa whoa, whoa whoa. I 2681 02:12:27.720 --> 02:12:32.279 wouldn't rape by him, though, I mean, hey, facts, I 2682 02:12:32.439 --> 02:12:36.399 like cheating, Ohio. Shout out to the cheaters out there, 2683 02:12:36.479 --> 02:12:38.039 Shout out to shout out. Shout out to the people 2684 02:12:38.079 --> 02:12:39.920 to be doing bad shipp and then don get consequences. 2685 02:12:39.920 --> 02:12:48.640 Shout out to ciphergraph fag maxing Jesus Christ, your turn, Derek. 2686 02:12:49.119 --> 02:12:51.840 Oh that what a way to end it. Fag maxing, 2687 02:12:52.039 --> 02:12:57.760 whoap maxing? Damn Jadie Vans. Why is he? Dude? Look 2688 02:12:57.800 --> 02:12:59.720 at this. You're not gonna tell me this dude ate 2689 02:12:59.760 --> 02:13:02.039 in a ou is. Well, he's fucking like spreading eagle. 2690 02:13:01.920 --> 02:13:04.840 Like he's spreading Look, man, he likes he There's nothing 2691 02:13:05.079 --> 02:13:06.720 to say that he doesn't casuals. 2692 02:13:07.000 --> 02:13:08.840 Yeah, he's not beating the allergy like that. You like 2693 02:13:08.880 --> 02:13:13.239 a sponge Robert. That is a sponge Robert? Got got? 2694 02:13:13.920 --> 02:13:22.359 I am sponge Robert. Oh u this is the new page. Okay, yeah, 2695 02:13:22.359 --> 02:13:26.359 here we go. Did you buy that helicopter cap yet? 2696 02:13:27.079 --> 02:13:30.159 What the hell is that? What's that reference? Oh the helicopter? 2697 02:13:33.560 --> 02:13:37.239 I want to get one? We of course of course 2698 02:13:37.279 --> 02:13:39.439 I would. It's literally it's the same thing about just 2699 02:13:39.520 --> 02:13:40.359 not pulling the trigger. 2700 02:13:40.479 --> 02:13:44.439 Like I mean, hopefully if you can get like a 2701 02:13:44.520 --> 02:13:48.119 bundled deal and they'll they'll they'll show up at four 2702 02:13:48.159 --> 02:13:51.039 in the morning. I was like, yeah, you do the 2703 02:13:51.079 --> 02:13:52.840 twenty five dollars limit and that you can get it 2704 02:13:52.960 --> 02:13:53.680 like four. 2705 02:13:53.600 --> 02:13:55.760 To eight eight. A am really Amazon. 2706 02:13:55.840 --> 02:13:57.600 A lot of times I just bought something because we 2707 02:13:57.680 --> 02:14:00.359 need a new laundry basket. So I bought it the morning. 2708 02:14:00.399 --> 02:14:03.159 It'll be here like between five and ten pm. 2709 02:14:04.079 --> 02:14:04.760 That's crazy. 2710 02:14:04.840 --> 02:14:06.680 Yeah, it's it's kind of insane. They're working these people 2711 02:14:06.680 --> 02:14:10.359 to death, and I love it because I'm like it 2712 02:14:10.399 --> 02:14:11.600 makes me. I'm like, I don't have to go to 2713 02:14:11.640 --> 02:14:16.399 the stool fast. I can just see here here we go. Uh, 2714 02:14:17.199 --> 02:14:21.199 Boogie getting liar engraved on his face with cum rock hard, 2715 02:14:22.319 --> 02:14:25.920 hunder blow, trump, growing. 2716 02:14:25.760 --> 02:14:29.199 Back and elf ear. That's right, yeah, those go hard? 2717 02:14:29.319 --> 02:14:33.479 Whose come with? What are those fucking bow ties? Dude? 2718 02:14:34.760 --> 02:14:37.800 I will rock a button up to to wear my 2719 02:14:38.000 --> 02:14:42.039 bow tie. Okay, let me keep going, go hard, getting 2720 02:14:42.079 --> 02:14:45.720 busy with it. But I got such a gay heart, 2721 02:14:45.840 --> 02:14:49.359 I'll make a woman. Fucker wonder if he went it? Also, 2722 02:14:50.399 --> 02:14:54.039 I remember and it cuts off, sorry nigga. 2723 02:14:54.640 --> 02:14:58.239 Oh wait here we go? Oh? Also I wonder I 2724 02:14:58.359 --> 02:15:04.199 remember tar Jesus Christ. Okay, I want to know, can 2725 02:15:04.319 --> 02:15:08.479 you blame me? I wanna know where my hen is still? 2726 02:15:10.159 --> 02:15:14.000 I want to throw my ass. Will you home me? 2727 02:15:14.680 --> 02:15:17.880 Let me say a pity for Boogie but he sucks. 2728 02:15:17.960 --> 02:15:22.439 No pity. Lily's asparagus, benching pitt Trigger, Smitchy the Kid, 2729 02:15:23.279 --> 02:15:26.920 the MC forcibly administering estrogen too old men. Facts happens 2730 02:15:26.920 --> 02:15:29.119 all the time. Help me, I'm stuck in a wall. 2731 02:15:29.520 --> 02:15:30.800 I don't know if that's true. I'm just saying that 2732 02:15:31.079 --> 02:15:36.399 nigga got a hard scope hit marker on Trump rfk's 2733 02:15:37.319 --> 02:15:40.800 r K Junior's dead abandoned bear cub. Yeah, that was 2734 02:15:40.840 --> 02:15:44.000 a fucking wild story. You didn't hear what he did? 2735 02:15:45.319 --> 02:15:48.439 So, uh yes, and kill the bear and then he 2736 02:15:48.600 --> 02:15:50.920 was gonna, like I'm gonna I was gonna take it 2737 02:15:50.960 --> 02:15:53.199 home and eat bear meat whatever, but I had to 2738 02:15:53.279 --> 02:15:54.880 make it to a steak dinner. So I thought it 2739 02:15:54.880 --> 02:15:58.399 would be funny if I left the bear in Central 2740 02:15:58.479 --> 02:16:03.079 Park and there actually is a news thing that happened 2741 02:16:03.119 --> 02:16:04.920 where people were confused, why is there a dead bear 2742 02:16:05.039 --> 02:16:08.920 carcass with some like fucking bike that like that's like 2743 02:16:09.039 --> 02:16:11.640 kind of stripped, like people were like, what the fuck 2744 02:16:11.760 --> 02:16:11.920 is this? 2745 02:16:12.000 --> 02:16:14.279 What is this crime? And he admitted that it was 2746 02:16:14.359 --> 02:16:18.199 him because he thought it would be excuse us that 2747 02:16:18.279 --> 02:16:19.680 he was with a bunch of people who were drinking. 2748 02:16:19.720 --> 02:16:21.119 He was going to skin the bear and eat it. 2749 02:16:21.920 --> 02:16:24.560 The id that he found, so he found a roadkill 2750 02:16:24.600 --> 02:16:27.479 bear like driving down from I guess like upstate to 2751 02:16:27.640 --> 02:16:30.720 the city and he was like his first thought was 2752 02:16:30.800 --> 02:16:32.840 I'm gonna skin this and eat this. So he threw 2753 02:16:32.879 --> 02:16:35.959 it in his which is insane thing that already it's 2754 02:16:36.000 --> 02:16:38.680 insane roadkill that your first thought of, like, oh roadkill. 2755 02:16:38.840 --> 02:16:43.159 I'm an affluent fucking person. Yeah, I'll skin this and 2756 02:16:43.239 --> 02:16:45.399 eat this. Uh. So he put in his trunk. He 2757 02:16:45.399 --> 02:16:46.680 went down to the city and then he had to 2758 02:16:46.680 --> 02:16:48.040 go to he had to take a he had to 2759 02:16:48.079 --> 02:16:50.639 go on a plane or something. He was like, ah, fuck, 2760 02:16:50.799 --> 02:16:53.639 I don't have time to do it. So he just 2761 02:16:54.079 --> 02:16:55.639 he was with a bunch of people who were drinking. 2762 02:16:55.680 --> 02:16:58.799 They were like, he was like, I'm gonna dump it 2763 02:16:58.840 --> 02:17:01.000 in Central Park and stage it like to look like 2764 02:17:01.040 --> 02:17:02.479 an accident because it has been in the news, and 2765 02:17:02.479 --> 02:17:06.440 everybody was like, that's a great idea, stupid, Like he's like, 2766 02:17:06.559 --> 02:17:07.159 I did it. 2767 02:17:07.879 --> 02:17:09.840 That's a weird fucking thing to do. Like everything about 2768 02:17:09.879 --> 02:17:11.399 it is weird, And first of all, it is, of 2769 02:17:11.479 --> 02:17:13.399 course it's weird. And it's like, why would you if 2770 02:17:13.440 --> 02:17:18.120 you are if you're trying to run for president, Like, 2771 02:17:20.280 --> 02:17:23.559 why would you say that we are such a yes 2772 02:17:23.639 --> 02:17:24.760 we are, Yes we are. 2773 02:17:25.040 --> 02:17:28.000 It's happened, Hey, man, it looks like we're trying to recover, 2774 02:17:28.120 --> 02:17:32.799 but again, we're so cool. Ones Waltz is gonna he's 2775 02:17:33.200 --> 02:17:36.159 there's gonna be like fifty skulls in his base, and 2776 02:17:37.639 --> 02:17:39.079 I really hope, I'm. 2777 02:17:39.000 --> 02:17:40.479 Hoping that everything killed pedophiles. 2778 02:17:40.479 --> 02:17:42.559 Would you be like I'd be totally fine with that, 2779 02:17:43.040 --> 02:17:45.600 because like, at this point, like I'll accept a lot 2780 02:17:45.680 --> 02:17:47.840 of ship if he's killing people, if he's being a 2781 02:17:47.920 --> 02:17:50.479 vigilante and he's only killing bad people, and that's fucked up. 2782 02:17:50.520 --> 02:17:53.479 But at the same time, look, I'm just gonna assume 2783 02:17:53.479 --> 02:17:55.319 I'm gonna be played ignorant and assume that they were 2784 02:17:55.360 --> 02:17:59.319 all bad, you know, like just I'm sure some ova 2785 02:17:59.360 --> 02:18:01.319 were innocent, but I'm not gonna think twice about it. 2786 02:18:02.319 --> 02:18:06.000 What is this fucking visage you're doing, She Pipkin on 2787 02:18:06.040 --> 02:18:10.000 my Pippa coming in the name of gay beg is 2788 02:18:10.159 --> 02:18:14.319 like gaping a guy, gaping a guy. Uh uh ah, 2789 02:18:15.680 --> 02:18:18.280 gaping a guy, gaping a guy. I just thought the 2790 02:18:18.319 --> 02:18:21.959 Begies were gay. I knew they were. 2791 02:18:23.120 --> 02:18:26.600 No way I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners ASMR. 2792 02:18:26.719 --> 02:18:30.239 But it's just you three making your most disgusting wet 2793 02:18:30.319 --> 02:18:31.040 mouth noises. 2794 02:18:31.280 --> 02:18:37.479 You'd like that winch fucking fak yeah, faky like man sexually? 2795 02:18:37.639 --> 02:18:39.280 What if you would like you would like that if 2796 02:18:39.319 --> 02:18:43.639 it was if it was Dutch hunt like you like me? 2797 02:18:43.840 --> 02:18:48.840 But you look, you'd like the auto party sound of 2798 02:18:48.959 --> 02:18:55.719 my lip smacking, Dodge, you're killing my boner stop group, 2799 02:18:57.399 --> 02:19:02.440 No good shout out if you if you're still listening 2800 02:19:02.520 --> 02:19:08.120 at this point. I've been fogel maxing recently. No, what 2801 02:19:08.200 --> 02:19:11.319 does that mean? What does that mean? Sir? Thank you 2802 02:19:11.440 --> 02:19:14.520 for your money, but bro, don't you thank him. He's 2803 02:19:14.520 --> 02:19:16.680 a fogel max If you go, if you go to 2804 02:19:16.760 --> 02:19:19.559 prison at some point, please don't cancel your subscription. Yeah, 2805 02:19:19.559 --> 02:19:25.760 don't turn that. Don't be a fucking coward. Alfred versus 2806 02:19:25.799 --> 02:19:31.280 twelve horny muscular black man, No consent, Jesus Christ, which 2807 02:19:31.319 --> 02:19:33.799 game is this? Is K eleven because they can do that? 2808 02:19:34.559 --> 02:19:36.319 Or m K one? Did you put Alfred in it? 2809 02:19:36.440 --> 02:19:38.719 How come I've never put Alfred in a fucking I'm 2810 02:19:38.760 --> 02:19:40.120 not gonna have a gun, dude. 2811 02:19:40.159 --> 02:19:42.680 It would be so sick as fuck, the fucking Alfred 2812 02:19:42.879 --> 02:19:46.120 Pennyworth just fucking all those people up, and he's. 2813 02:19:46.079 --> 02:19:48.079 He He would have to be wayop though, you know 2814 02:19:48.159 --> 02:19:50.159 they have to make a gun. Alfred has a gun 2815 02:19:50.319 --> 02:19:53.760 and then a fucking really really really really really good 2816 02:19:53.840 --> 02:19:56.760 trade his gun like one shots everyone because it's a 2817 02:19:56.799 --> 02:20:02.120 real gun face and he dies. God damn, it's the 2818 02:20:02.159 --> 02:20:04.360 whole crew. Is that? It's the whole crew? Who's the 2819 02:20:04.639 --> 02:20:08.680 check him out? Who's the the mouse and the thing? 2820 02:20:08.799 --> 02:20:10.959 What is that? What do you mean? That's that's Sandy 2821 02:20:11.360 --> 02:20:22.000 sand squib pat in sand Sand. I like that. Sand's 2822 02:20:22.000 --> 02:20:26.000 pretty cool. I don't like the Gaunt Patrick. You don't 2823 02:20:26.040 --> 02:20:30.360 like Gaunt Patrick. I don't like Gaunt Sorry, fall asleep 2824 02:20:30.399 --> 02:20:33.360 to inward compilations. I show Speed Joined the ira An 2825 02:20:33.479 --> 02:20:37.879 Tank starring eminem Obi Trice and Bizarre Jesus. That'd be 2826 02:20:38.120 --> 02:20:43.719 why not? Why not transferm Grimlin Craig The Canadian Aquatine 2827 02:20:43.799 --> 02:20:47.280 Hunger Force has the greatest opening to exist. It's pretty good, 2828 02:20:48.559 --> 02:20:53.719 is not shig Zula the mic Ruler old schooler drink. 2829 02:20:53.959 --> 02:21:00.120 I'll bring it to ye. There you go, ah and 2830 02:21:00.280 --> 02:21:04.159 come it's your boy, mad big cock, fucking dick, fucking 2831 02:21:04.239 --> 02:21:07.840 pussy and fucking dick. Now meet and we'd get the money. 2832 02:21:07.959 --> 02:21:12.200 See meet and we're get the honey. See driving in 2833 02:21:12.360 --> 02:21:16.719 my car calling people and wird up. 2834 02:21:20.719 --> 02:21:23.920 It's your boy shining d current presidential candidate and the 2835 02:21:23.959 --> 02:21:29.040 alleged black woman. Come on, a hair ass, Okay, Oh, 2836 02:21:29.239 --> 02:21:30.479 I get it, Come on, Harris, I get it. 2837 02:21:30.680 --> 02:21:33.799 It's cute. I thought she was Indian. I thought she 2838 02:21:33.920 --> 02:21:38.000 was a filthy curry. I'm just gonna stop there. I 2839 02:21:38.040 --> 02:21:41.159 thought he was fucking Korean. I thought she was fucking cry. 2840 02:21:41.200 --> 02:21:43.760 I thought she was a fucking dog. She was black yesterday, 2841 02:21:43.840 --> 02:21:45.639 she's Korean today. I don't fucking get it. 2842 02:21:45.879 --> 02:21:48.200 Every time, there's always a excuse with those people. I 2843 02:21:48.319 --> 02:21:50.159 just know wherever she's from her foodstacks. 2844 02:21:50.200 --> 02:21:53.360 I hate women because there vaginas are so open and 2845 02:21:53.680 --> 02:21:57.319 it's so gay and so gross. Every time my girl 2846 02:21:57.399 --> 02:22:00.440 I cry afterwards. I cry because I'm like, I'm not 2847 02:22:00.520 --> 02:22:03.280 big on fish personal. They don't even stick soap up there. 2848 02:22:03.319 --> 02:22:04.920 It's crazy. I'll get it even clean, I don't know. 2849 02:22:05.280 --> 02:22:06.159 I stick a jar. 2850 02:22:06.319 --> 02:22:08.239 I stick a bar of soap away up my asshole 2851 02:22:08.319 --> 02:22:09.760 to make sure it smells a really good. 2852 02:22:10.200 --> 02:22:12.680 I dig it him on my own fist. I dislocated 2853 02:22:12.719 --> 02:22:14.719 my arm and I fucking fist my own athlete. So 2854 02:22:15.559 --> 02:22:17.680 it hurts so much, but it's so worth it because 2855 02:22:17.719 --> 02:22:18.559 my ass is so clean. 2856 02:22:18.799 --> 02:22:21.200 I twirl my finger around my prostrate like a nervous 2857 02:22:21.239 --> 02:22:23.840 girl with her own hair, and I say you, he 2858 02:22:23.920 --> 02:22:24.120 does that. 2859 02:22:24.200 --> 02:22:28.239 What he's nervous and seeing like an interview. He shoves 2860 02:22:28.280 --> 02:22:34.280 his hands, he twirls his on prostate. Next question, next question? Please? 2861 02:22:34.639 --> 02:22:39.319 So does I dance? Oh my god? 2862 02:22:39.399 --> 02:22:44.440 The jerk Robert Kennedy was born that way and he 2863 02:22:44.799 --> 02:22:46.559 as a baby, he would cry with that voice. 2864 02:22:56.280 --> 02:23:00.639 Yeah whatever. I think he just got throated, fucking he 2865 02:23:00.760 --> 02:23:03.360 got face fock so much he got Is that what happened? 2866 02:23:04.920 --> 02:23:06.280 I think he had some sort of cancer or something 2867 02:23:06.319 --> 02:23:09.360 like that. Gither that or like shack fucked him? You know, 2868 02:23:09.479 --> 02:23:12.559 something like that, like the shacklie Come here, Robert, rob 2869 02:23:12.920 --> 02:23:14.840 your brother is a really cool guy. Look over there? 2870 02:23:20.000 --> 02:23:24.319 Over there? Is that mean for it's the fucking uh 2871 02:23:24.440 --> 02:23:30.559 the next or meme? Wh oh yeah, yeah, crazy? 2872 02:23:31.000 --> 02:23:33.639 I love that fucking God that show that ship is crazy. 2873 02:23:33.719 --> 02:23:35.520 I look yeah, I don't know how they didn't see 2874 02:23:35.559 --> 02:23:38.360 that coming. I'm beat mister in today's video game. 2875 02:23:38.559 --> 02:23:41.239 Oh sorry, in today's I'm beast mistering in today's video 2876 02:23:41.280 --> 02:23:44.319 I'm giving twenty random animals opiate addictions like that. 2877 02:23:46.319 --> 02:23:49.719 That's awesome. Three x so listening to Swing using the 2878 02:23:49.760 --> 02:23:53.120 power the N word to kill the Glendale Grandma, Episode 2879 02:23:53.159 --> 02:23:55.680 two fifty one, The Glendale Grandma. I don't remember that. 2880 02:23:55.879 --> 02:23:58.600 I don't know. I probably did it. Yeah, I'm sure Jake, 2881 02:24:00.399 --> 02:24:03.799 how is Jake ELTs its Elit's yeah, yeah, I don't know. 2882 02:24:03.799 --> 02:24:05.040 I don't know how to say that name either. I 2883 02:24:05.040 --> 02:24:07.520 don't know. I don't know. It's a fat, stupid retard. 2884 02:24:07.600 --> 02:24:17.719 I'm Jake els or whatever. A bunch of slippers, stroking, smoking, joking. 2885 02:24:17.840 --> 02:24:20.159 The motocon going like this drip and makes lord of 2886 02:24:20.239 --> 02:24:23.559 homeless drip. The j D and j D van stands 2887 02:24:23.600 --> 02:24:26.840 for jerkin'. Uh how do you say that to penis? 2888 02:24:30.600 --> 02:24:40.120 Do you imagine nis vans? No relation the penis? But 2889 02:24:40.200 --> 02:24:42.920 did you know the men I blow? My ass becomes 2890 02:24:43.000 --> 02:24:45.959 wide and the gerbil inside can't be seen? Oh would 2891 02:24:45.959 --> 02:24:49.200 you blow me? Krimlin to Grimlin, that rotten old Jimmy dick. 2892 02:24:49.440 --> 02:24:52.040 Evil Swing says, I love the gays. Arabs saying the 2893 02:24:52.120 --> 02:24:56.120 in words still baffles me as an Arab not in 2894 02:24:56.360 --> 02:24:58.680 the US, I guess is what he's saying? Yeah, yeah, 2895 02:24:58.719 --> 02:25:02.319 why not? There can only be one close saying the 2896 02:25:02.600 --> 02:25:07.719 words hilarious, what's going on my niggas? What's the next building? 2897 02:25:07.840 --> 02:25:10.520 That was one of his tapes, Like, yeah, probably, I'm 2898 02:25:10.600 --> 02:25:12.200 sure on there is that. 2899 02:25:12.399 --> 02:25:14.959 There's gotta be some crazy tapes and doing some wacky 2900 02:25:15.040 --> 02:25:17.079 fucking wacky do ship. It's probably like him doing a 2901 02:25:17.159 --> 02:25:17.639 let's play. 2902 02:25:17.879 --> 02:25:23.719 I honestly him do karaoke to animal crossing. 2903 02:25:26.879 --> 02:25:31.200 I wouldn't be surprised at this incredible gay inside me. 2904 02:25:32.959 --> 02:25:38.319 Guest main By, how do you say that? Yeah, against Yeah, 2905 02:25:38.600 --> 02:25:40.360 I've never even heard that word death sa. 2906 02:25:40.319 --> 02:25:42.760 Main Yeah, that means I don't know. I knew at 2907 02:25:42.760 --> 02:25:46.440 some point, Guests whatever I knew when I was covering him, 2908 02:25:47.440 --> 02:25:49.399 Derek and Kingston. It's time to do an extra animal 2909 02:25:49.559 --> 02:25:53.159 review of House of the Dragon season two and also Chris, 2910 02:25:53.280 --> 02:25:59.120 you are gay? Okay. I did finished House at I 2911 02:25:59.200 --> 02:26:01.479 did finish it. I did finish I kind of I 2912 02:26:01.600 --> 02:26:03.959 was watching it while I was playing Cyberpunk. So season 2913 02:26:04.040 --> 02:26:06.680 two was really really, really good until ending it was 2914 02:26:06.760 --> 02:26:09.799 just kind of like, oh, well, all right, the episode 2915 02:26:09.799 --> 02:26:11.719 before should have been the ending. That would have been 2916 02:26:11.760 --> 02:26:12.079 a better end. 2917 02:26:12.120 --> 02:26:13.319 It would have been better, It would have been a 2918 02:26:13.360 --> 02:26:15.000 lot better because I was like I felt like, oh 2919 02:26:15.079 --> 02:26:16.159 that the trailer. 2920 02:26:16.799 --> 02:26:20.079 Yeah, a long trailer. But it was still an amazing 2921 02:26:20.159 --> 02:26:22.440 season though. But like it was the little part that 2922 02:26:22.639 --> 02:26:24.840 was left in what I was watching where I thought 2923 02:26:24.920 --> 02:26:27.159 like something was gonna happen. It was just the explanation 2924 02:26:27.280 --> 02:26:28.760 of the episode at the you know, when they interview 2925 02:26:28.799 --> 02:26:31.040 on the people. I was like, Oh, it's just because 2926 02:26:31.040 --> 02:26:32.600 I thought there was like this much left in my 2927 02:26:32.719 --> 02:26:35.079 little thing in the player and I was like, oh, no, 2928 02:26:35.239 --> 02:26:37.520 something's gonna happen. And then it just ends. 2929 02:26:38.159 --> 02:26:40.040 But I should have known though, because that epic score 2930 02:26:40.079 --> 02:26:41.879 at the end, that was a good song. Of course 2931 02:26:41.959 --> 02:26:43.200 that sh I was like that guy's fire. 2932 02:26:43.239 --> 02:26:46.239 Dude, give that man money, dude, give them me in 2933 02:26:46.280 --> 02:26:47.920 a lot of money. She needs to be working more. 2934 02:26:48.040 --> 02:26:50.079 Oh it's it's gets. The meaning is the place where 2935 02:26:50.200 --> 02:26:54.399 Christians believe. Uh, Jesus was betrayed by Judas. Oh really yea, 2936 02:26:55.000 --> 02:27:01.280 oh fucking he wow? Oh fucking the Space Wizard came in. 2937 02:27:01.319 --> 02:27:03.840 Tell somebody's gonna betray him. Wowk wait Slay five three. 2938 02:27:03.879 --> 02:27:06.200 But Penie Bros. Game Presents strayed him. The name is 2939 02:27:06.399 --> 02:27:08.799 Jesus Juice. 2940 02:27:11.239 --> 02:27:14.600 It's a sonny to New Mad of the Night Man. 2941 02:27:15.280 --> 02:27:18.680 Don Donkerson fitz Sitter. Listen to hit My Spot by 2942 02:27:18.719 --> 02:27:21.040 Your Pretty handsound one of the best original gay songs 2943 02:27:21.040 --> 02:27:21.719 I've ever heard. 2944 02:27:22.040 --> 02:27:26.479 No, you Gotta pay the Trolls toe again to the 2945 02:27:26.520 --> 02:27:37.840 boys whole last page, alright, final No sound like a 2946 02:27:38.000 --> 02:27:47.799 Bobby Bouchet in The water Boy. Yeah, do you remember 2947 02:27:47.840 --> 02:27:50.000 that The water Boy would make that retarded noise? Like 2948 02:27:51.360 --> 02:27:53.440 I never I've never actually seen that many turn into 2949 02:27:53.479 --> 02:27:54.600 a car. Yeah. 2950 02:27:54.639 --> 02:27:56.639 You know why I never saw that movie because like 2951 02:27:56.719 --> 02:28:00.120 I thought that name, like, I didn't like the way 2952 02:28:00.360 --> 02:28:01.120 I couldn't. 2953 02:28:02.360 --> 02:28:05.479 Sounds so boring. I love that movie, but also I 2954 02:28:05.520 --> 02:28:08.239 also love football too, so yeah that was also so 2955 02:28:08.360 --> 02:28:10.840 that they cover was like football stuff. Gade six. 2956 02:28:11.040 --> 02:28:13.319 I was considering learning guitar, but then I saw John 2957 02:28:13.399 --> 02:28:15.479 gom perform Passion Flowers, So I think I'll kill myself 2958 02:28:15.520 --> 02:28:19.840 in suck Dick Pepe watching swen Watch, watching sween Watch porn. 2959 02:28:19.920 --> 02:28:23.879 During the credits of UH two, episode two fifty two, 2960 02:28:23.959 --> 02:28:27.440 timestamp two hours thirty three ten was the highlight of 2961 02:28:27.479 --> 02:28:27.799 my day. 2962 02:28:27.959 --> 02:28:30.959 So somebody, somebody, uh somebody tagged us. 2963 02:28:31.040 --> 02:28:33.600 And because that episode is not out, I guess it's 2964 02:28:34.319 --> 02:28:36.959 for It's in the Patriots so now I'm like, oh God, 2965 02:28:37.040 --> 02:28:39.200 I'm like, I'm gonna have to like do the cut 2966 02:28:39.319 --> 02:28:40.159 magic if that's true? 2967 02:28:40.239 --> 02:28:42.639 Did I open my phone? Was porns on somebody? 2968 02:28:42.639 --> 02:28:45.959 Because somebody said somebody tagged us on in the in 2969 02:28:46.040 --> 02:28:48.760 the the Twitter and they said check this time stamp. 2970 02:28:49.319 --> 02:28:51.799 I went to our YouTube channel, but I realized, oh, 2971 02:28:52.200 --> 02:28:54.600 I have to go into the creator studio because it's 2972 02:28:54.680 --> 02:28:54.959 not out. 2973 02:28:55.000 --> 02:28:57.000 It's only out for patriots do that, so we don't 2974 02:28:57.000 --> 02:29:00.520 get its true. Yeah, I think I might have don't remember. 2975 02:29:00.840 --> 02:29:03.040 I literally don't know. If you watch porn during our show. 2976 02:29:03.159 --> 02:29:05.079 I might I might have looked through and saw something 2977 02:29:05.120 --> 02:29:08.239 and like moved through. It might have been Yeah, it 2978 02:29:08.360 --> 02:29:10.959 might have been Twitter, but I don't know, but yeah, 2979 02:29:11.159 --> 02:29:12.799 or I might have opened my fucking phone and it 2980 02:29:12.879 --> 02:29:14.600 was porn on my phone from the previous time you 2981 02:29:14.680 --> 02:29:17.799 watch it. Porn is still it's still not out, so 2982 02:29:17.959 --> 02:29:23.600 that's it, right. So it was the timestamp two thirty 2983 02:29:23.639 --> 02:29:26.399 three ten was I logging again. I was like, I 2984 02:29:26.479 --> 02:29:28.079 have no clue because I haven't seen it yet. 2985 02:29:28.239 --> 02:29:30.559 I hope it's like super I like how people are 2986 02:29:30.600 --> 02:29:32.840 like autistically like really focusing in on it. 2987 02:29:35.360 --> 02:29:42.319 I'm saying, can you see it. Is it really? That's 2988 02:29:42.440 --> 02:29:49.280 fucking hilarious, dude, bitch bending over? Let me see? Is 2989 02:29:49.319 --> 02:29:51.040 it Twitter? Or is it like actually a porn SI? 2990 02:29:51.280 --> 02:29:55.680 Its Twitter? Of course it looks like that's not You 2991 02:29:55.760 --> 02:29:58.840 can't even tell that bad. Let me see. Let me 2992 02:29:58.879 --> 02:30:02.520 slow it down, let me really get in on this, 2993 02:30:04.600 --> 02:30:07.479 like you see skin, but I can't, like you can't. 2994 02:30:13.000 --> 02:30:15.920 It looks like an ass. I think, right, you're holding 2995 02:30:15.959 --> 02:30:22.360 on there for a while. This is pretty slow. I 2996 02:30:22.520 --> 02:30:25.920 wasn't really been enjoying his image. Shout out to me, man, 2997 02:30:26.360 --> 02:30:28.520 it might have been a good ass. It must have 2998 02:30:28.559 --> 02:30:32.440 been a good ass. From here. It looks pretty pretty. 2999 02:30:33.360 --> 02:30:35.840 I'm gonna get yelled at my girlfriend's so bad for this. 3000 02:30:36.479 --> 02:30:38.959 I'm gonna I'm gonna clip this and send it and 3001 02:30:40.040 --> 02:30:42.760 make my fucking day better. That is awesome? See, I 3002 02:30:42.840 --> 02:30:44.879 feel how much did you magnify into me? Was it? Like? 3003 02:30:45.559 --> 02:30:47.280 Is what was I doing? I want to you were 3004 02:30:47.360 --> 02:30:49.879 scrolling through Twitter and then you clicked out of the profile. Yeah, 3005 02:30:49.920 --> 02:30:51.360 but what was the kinds of wild thing was on 3006 02:30:51.479 --> 02:30:53.600 me in the first place? What do you what happened? 3007 02:30:53.680 --> 02:30:54.200 What do you ask me? 3008 02:30:54.280 --> 02:30:54.319 Like? 3009 02:30:54.319 --> 02:30:56.639 Why would it be looking at my phone? Because it 3010 02:30:56.719 --> 02:30:59.360 was at the end of the credits, the credits your phone. 3011 02:30:59.399 --> 02:31:01.159 You were just on your phone moments ago, Like your 3012 02:31:01.200 --> 02:31:03.280 phone isn't yeh, but you're just not visible. It's like right, 3013 02:31:03.680 --> 02:31:05.520 it takes and I have bad news for you. Look 3014 02:31:05.520 --> 02:31:08.799 at look at your photo. It's always visible. Yeah, it's 3015 02:31:08.879 --> 02:31:10.719 in the shot a little bit christ above. 3016 02:31:11.399 --> 02:31:14.079 Well, I mean, I would never think that you would 3017 02:31:14.120 --> 02:31:17.319 be like actively scrolling, like you know, like if you 3018 02:31:17.559 --> 02:31:19.840 came across porn on accent on Twitter, I get it, 3019 02:31:19.920 --> 02:31:21.319 but if you're actively scrolling. 3020 02:31:21.479 --> 02:31:24.000 I wasn't scrolling. It was like I was like you 3021 02:31:24.159 --> 02:31:26.639 were because you clicked it. I wasn't. I wasn't. Look, 3022 02:31:26.760 --> 02:31:29.120 I wasn't actively scrolling only porn. But I saw an 3023 02:31:29.159 --> 02:31:31.000 ass and I was like, oh look man, nice Look 3024 02:31:31.040 --> 02:31:34.600 I'm still like human. I'm sorry, but like during the credits, 3025 02:31:34.799 --> 02:31:35.680 not the smartest thing to do. 3026 02:31:35.799 --> 02:31:38.479 But also yeah, of course, I if I see a 3027 02:31:38.600 --> 02:31:40.760 nice ass, I'm gonna be like nice and then I'll. 3028 02:31:40.559 --> 02:31:42.239 Move on, move on. I don't know how much I 3029 02:31:42.319 --> 02:31:46.920 linger in the in the Instagram browse thing, because like 3030 02:31:46.920 --> 02:31:49.079 I'll go to search something and then in the in 3031 02:31:49.200 --> 02:31:51.719 the thing there's like something like really, I'm like oh, 3032 02:31:52.520 --> 02:31:53.840 and then I'll go back and do what I'm about 3033 02:31:53.840 --> 02:31:55.799 to do. Yeah, because I'll be like this. They keeps 3034 02:31:55.799 --> 02:31:57.479 showing me this one. I think she's like dressed up 3035 02:31:57.479 --> 02:31:59.760 at she Hulk or something because she's all green, and 3036 02:31:59.840 --> 02:32:03.559 I keep liking it. It's never not like if I'm 3037 02:32:03.559 --> 02:32:05.760 pulling up right now, I swear it's probably there. That's 3038 02:32:05.799 --> 02:32:10.079 so fucking funny. Showed me something new. If it's super visible, 3039 02:32:10.159 --> 02:32:12.520 cut it, I ask. But if it's not, then what 3040 02:32:12.559 --> 02:32:14.399 I run right here? It's not, I mean, I will 3041 02:32:14.399 --> 02:32:15.479 I will eclip it. Yeah. 3042 02:32:16.200 --> 02:32:21.079 But uh, the snark Averse has a new favorite football player, 3043 02:32:21.959 --> 02:32:25.680 uh number forty seven tight end for the Bears, Tommy Sweeney. 3044 02:32:25.840 --> 02:32:26.239 Is that real? 3045 02:32:27.040 --> 02:32:31.399 Uh halo, But it's me coming into an electrical socket. 3046 02:32:31.479 --> 02:32:34.040 That's not halo at all. That's just coming into an 3047 02:32:34.040 --> 02:32:37.520 electrical soging. Uh me be fishy. She limp on my 3048 02:32:37.600 --> 02:32:40.799 biscuit to like nookie. Jesus, I'll cover from on the 3049 02:32:40.840 --> 02:32:44.520 Gosta ship for a quarter. John Strickland, jackpie Bro, my 3050 02:32:44.719 --> 02:32:46.399 partner mackinsey Dern. 3051 02:32:46.479 --> 02:32:51.440 We were talking about it earlier. Yeah, like they're just like, 3052 02:32:51.639 --> 02:32:55.760 that's always it. That's the universal symbol of just like good, 3053 02:32:55.840 --> 02:33:00.600 good job, exquisite, exquisite. In fact, Jackpot put on a 3054 02:33:01.000 --> 02:33:04.600 monocol quick, like they say in that movie Jackpot, You 3055 02:33:05.079 --> 02:33:06.280 for Jackpots? 3056 02:33:06.639 --> 02:33:11.399 Uh, John Strickland, my partner snapped chair legs off my Chris, 3057 02:33:11.639 --> 02:33:13.799 and he proceeded to sare my legs office off? Defense 3058 02:33:13.799 --> 02:33:15.879 of Mers eighteen eighty nine. Tongue punching your fright box 3059 02:33:16.159 --> 02:33:18.159 to I can spell whore on the back of her teeth. 3060 02:33:18.200 --> 02:33:22.440 It's crazy. What the fuck? The first key David tongue 3061 02:33:22.559 --> 02:33:26.200 that far up the visual of that. I ain't got 3062 02:33:26.239 --> 02:33:26.920 no fucking clue. 3063 02:33:28.000 --> 02:33:33.639 David presents John Lemon imagine imagine older people having sex 3064 02:33:33.719 --> 02:33:39.280 but gay, I mean m Lemon party party, second second 3065 02:33:39.559 --> 02:33:42.040 key David featuring being better than first Key David. Somebody 3066 02:33:42.040 --> 02:33:43.959 wanted to square on my mother's asses. Blake nine six, 3067 02:33:44.040 --> 02:33:47.479 Chris trying to read like the Olympics on ozempic. Yeah, 3068 02:33:47.559 --> 02:33:51.680 and like the Ocempic Olympics is crazy? What do they 3069 02:33:51.840 --> 02:33:57.079 just get real thinne. 3070 02:33:55.239 --> 02:33:57.760 Checking until who loses the most or who's gonna get 3071 02:33:57.760 --> 02:34:02.000 Who's who's the most gaunt? Yeah? Did someone get while 3072 02:34:02.040 --> 02:34:07.319 being a human? Still draw elast? 3073 02:34:07.319 --> 02:34:08.879 You know, I feel the trash texta status alad young 3074 02:34:08.920 --> 02:34:13.239 Sheldon being drawn and courted. Uh, oh quartered court you 3075 02:34:13.639 --> 02:34:16.360 said corded. It's cocorded. 3076 02:34:16.600 --> 02:34:19.879 Uh, it's quarter because of the fact they rip you in. Yeah, 3077 02:34:20.479 --> 02:34:21.360 it's so crazy. 3078 02:34:22.319 --> 02:34:26.360 It is the real simple realize that the quartering, that's 3079 02:34:26.440 --> 02:34:28.159 what his name was a reference to. Until like I 3080 02:34:28.239 --> 02:34:30.040 thought about it. I was like, because I never paid 3081 02:34:30.079 --> 02:34:32.079 attention to his name, it's just the quartering. Oh yeah, 3082 02:34:32.079 --> 02:34:32.680 I never thought about it. 3083 02:34:32.719 --> 02:34:33.520 And then I thought about I was. 3084 02:34:33.520 --> 02:34:35.159 Like, the quarter Can I be honest with you. You're 3085 02:34:35.200 --> 02:34:37.200 saying it now and I'm still not making the connection. 3086 02:34:39.520 --> 02:34:43.040 All right, I'm agreeing acknowledging it what the ndword means. 3087 02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:46.000 But you're telling this is not I'm not learning it. Yeah, 3088 02:34:46.159 --> 02:34:49.200 I'm not learning. I just thought, like what I was like, Oh, 3089 02:34:49.440 --> 02:34:52.440 he must want to be quartered. This is a this 3090 02:34:52.559 --> 02:34:54.719 is a cry out, the cry for help. Can you 3091 02:34:54.799 --> 02:34:57.680 imagining I want to be logic? Don't want to be alive? 3092 02:34:58.040 --> 02:35:00.159 You imagine I don't want to be I don't want 3093 02:35:00.159 --> 02:35:01.159 to be live. I don't want to be a live. 3094 02:35:04.040 --> 02:35:07.239 Talking on the basement. Everything kurts the Uh, I had 3095 02:35:07.280 --> 02:35:09.600 a dream. This is real, By the way, I had 3096 02:35:09.639 --> 02:35:14.360 a dream. Where months ago, I never mentioned it because 3097 02:35:14.360 --> 02:35:16.239 it's an insane thing to mention, but since it's like 3098 02:35:16.319 --> 02:35:19.360 technically relevant now, I had a dream where I was 3099 02:35:19.440 --> 02:35:21.680 like walking through my house and I turned. 3100 02:35:21.520 --> 02:35:23.479 The TV on, and on the TV was the quartering 3101 02:35:23.520 --> 02:35:26.319 and he was like washing his face. Then he washed 3102 02:35:26.360 --> 02:35:29.360 his face too fast and snapped his head off, and 3103 02:35:29.440 --> 02:35:32.079 it was like attached it like a like a nerve 3104 02:35:32.239 --> 02:35:34.959 ending and it was just hanging it. It was like 3105 02:35:35.000 --> 02:35:37.520 you ever see flies rip their own head off by accident? No, 3106 02:35:37.760 --> 02:35:39.840 I haven't seen that. There's a video of a It's 3107 02:35:39.879 --> 02:35:40.840 why I had that dream. 3108 02:35:40.840 --> 02:35:42.280 I think it's because it was like I was scrolling 3109 02:35:42.280 --> 02:35:43.680 Twitter and it was the last thing I saw before 3110 02:35:43.680 --> 02:35:44.879 I went to bed. It was like a fly ripping 3111 02:35:44.920 --> 02:35:47.040 its own head off and then like not understanding what 3112 02:35:47.159 --> 02:35:48.840 to do with it, so it was like just cleaning it. 3113 02:35:49.079 --> 02:35:52.760 God, And I was like, I walked through my living group, 3114 02:35:53.360 --> 02:35:55.559 turned my TV on. I don't want to see that 3115 02:35:55.719 --> 02:35:57.520 hits so much. It's pretty crazy. 3116 02:35:57.879 --> 02:35:59.319 It's pretty wild that they get because you know how 3117 02:35:59.360 --> 02:36:02.200 they they they clean their faces like real quick. 3118 02:36:02.719 --> 02:36:03.920 They just they do it so fast. 3119 02:36:03.959 --> 02:36:06.639 Sometimes they twist their own heads off, which by the way, 3120 02:36:06.799 --> 02:36:10.639 is great argument for intelligent design. Yeah, everything, everything is 3121 02:36:10.680 --> 02:36:13.959 so well designed it is Uh suehak took on my ass. 3122 02:36:13.959 --> 02:36:17.120 Here is Niggy Jizzy. Let's go f k a Niggy Zicky. 3123 02:36:17.399 --> 02:36:22.600 Uh sorry, missus Jackson badly brave, uh duck kunt Etheryan 3124 02:36:22.639 --> 02:36:25.440 Brogerian Punter and napram melphus one. I busted my hands 3125 02:36:25.520 --> 02:36:27.479 up last week, but the doctor dis was too tempting 3126 02:36:27.479 --> 02:36:28.920 and as always, riding on our list, the King. 3127 02:36:28.879 --> 02:36:33.559 Of pap Hazard. Thank you all for your continued sport 3128 02:36:33.719 --> 02:36:34.399 of our show. 3129 02:36:34.680 --> 02:36:36.399 Over at patreon dot com slashes dark Tank. 3130 02:36:36.440 --> 02:36:39.520 Remember add free early access to every single episode, including 3131 02:36:39.840 --> 02:36:46.319 extra ammos, exclusive to Patreon. So go over there. Yeah 3132 02:36:46.719 --> 02:36:58.719 that's it and and uh uh see the video. Yeah 3133 02:36:58.760 --> 02:37:01.920 it's really morbid. Actually, he has no idea what's going on. 3134 02:37:03.120 --> 02:37:03.600 It's dead. 3135 02:37:04.600 --> 02:37:08.079 It's alive for a while because they're not complicated enough 3136 02:37:08.120 --> 02:37:10.040 to be like just to be killed by a betting. 3137 02:37:16.920 --> 02:37:19.200 You know what. I kind of don't want to look 3138 02:37:19.200 --> 02:37:20.520 at it. Look at it. It's crul because because it 3139 02:37:20.520 --> 02:37:22.120 thinks it's headed food, so it's trying to eat it. 3140 02:37:22.239 --> 02:37:25.600 Oh my god, okay, let me see it. God damn, 3141 02:37:25.639 --> 02:37:33.799 it's pretty nutty. Uh, it seems like I died pretty quickly. 3142 02:37:33.840 --> 02:37:38.360 I think it's just twitching at this point. Well, this 3143 02:37:38.479 --> 02:37:39.280 is pretty deep into it. 3144 02:37:40.159 --> 02:37:43.239 Oh yeah, it's wild. I hate flies, by the way, 3145 02:37:43.639 --> 02:37:45.600 I'm glad they killed I'm glad they cut that. I'm 3146 02:37:45.600 --> 02:37:48.079 glad they cut their own heads off. That's hyperbolics. 3147 02:37:48.120 --> 02:37:50.319 It would be so cool if all flies just died 3148 02:37:50.479 --> 02:37:52.959 at the same time. How about something really bad would 3149 02:37:52.959 --> 02:37:56.559 happen in consequences, It wouldn't I think a lot of 3150 02:37:56.840 --> 02:37:59.479 flesh would be left and disease. 3151 02:37:59.680 --> 02:38:01.719 I think the disease would be I think that's what 3152 02:38:01.719 --> 02:38:03.639 would happen because they clean up a lot of disease. 3153 02:38:03.639 --> 02:38:05.559 Ship. Hey, this idea that like, oh, we get rid 3154 02:38:05.559 --> 02:38:07.200 of every mosquito and then the world will be thrown 3155 02:38:07.200 --> 02:38:10.719 into no mosquitoes, nothing will happen. I feel people will thrive. 3156 02:38:10.879 --> 02:38:15.520 That's what happened. And you wipe out a hole of something, 3157 02:38:16.200 --> 02:38:20.079 something bad happens the mosquitos. I mean they feed up 3158 02:38:20.079 --> 02:38:22.520 the thing all of a sudden. Our people wouldn't have 3159 02:38:22.600 --> 02:38:25.440 so much malaria. It would be kind of nice my people. 3160 02:38:25.680 --> 02:38:29.000 I'm Caribbean, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's a great 3161 02:38:29.319 --> 02:38:31.719 I'm so heavily removed from African people. It's crazy. I 3162 02:38:31.799 --> 02:38:33.479 just we just shared the same skin color. That's about it, 3163 02:38:33.600 --> 02:38:35.639 fair enough. Unfortunately, I respect them. Thank you guys for 3164 02:38:35.719 --> 02:38:37.760 you know, being a progeners. But like you know, you 3165 02:38:37.840 --> 02:38:39.680 click in your sleep sometimes though not