Speaker 1: Hey, look dead mean, getting thick skin is is a blessing.
Speaker 1: It's necessary. Man, you gotta learn how to be able
Speaker 1: to deal a bullshit.
Speaker 2: It's like somebody somebody the other day, like I imagine
Speaker 2: if I haven't been doing this for years, someone randomly
Speaker 2: quote tweeted my pen comment and was like, this guy's
Speaker 2: still doing stuff all And I'm like what my reaction is?
Speaker 2: Like what instead of like maybe feeling a little like.
Speaker 1: Like this guy, you know, you should have shouted the
Speaker 1: inWORD at him, I was thinking.
Speaker 2: I was actually trying to think. I'm like, what could
Speaker 2: I say to this? And then I forgot. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: I forgot. Too much time has passed, and so like
Speaker 2: you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't. I really like tweeting things that like say
Speaker 1: the end word at the end of the video, so like,
Speaker 1: I don't get in trouble because at the end of
Speaker 1: the video I do. A lot of times I used to,
Speaker 1: but now I kind of don't.
Speaker 2: I'd rather not have my account banned because the other
Speaker 2: one was bad. But a lot of times you just tweet,
Speaker 2: like grow test stuff at somebody that says something like
Speaker 2: gaped asses or something.
Speaker 1: You know, I missed those days. But like stuff like that,
Speaker 1: that's what that you would do. You used to do wild.
Speaker 1: So somebody says you would just tweet something really mean
Speaker 1: at them. I did that kind of recently.
Speaker 3: I'm always astonished at the stuff that like I don't
Speaker 3: get banned for. Yeah, because like I've told people that
Speaker 3: just straight up kill themselves. Yeah, like on Twitter, like
Speaker 3: like replied and like with like four thousand likes or whatever.
Speaker 1: Nobody. I don't know. I guess because I'm technically shadow
Speaker 1: band already. Yeah, it doesn't. I guess they don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, because anytime, because you know, obviously I
Speaker 2: need to tag you guys a lot or I need
Speaker 2: to look so I can't, like I have to go
Speaker 2: out of my way. And I saw somebody say that
Speaker 2: to you, Chris, you have to go out of the
Speaker 2: They have to go to the snark tank account to
Speaker 2: get to your account, and actually I do the same thing.
Speaker 1: It's whenever.
Speaker 2: Sometimes any pick of you for thumbnail, you've been in
Speaker 2: the thumbnail more than like Chris has for some reason,
Speaker 2: like say, the last thing was your Uber escapades, so
Speaker 2: I need a picture of them, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: can't search you. You can't put in what is it
Speaker 2: Tom Sweeney ink and nothing shows up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's crazy. I made a Well you
Speaker 3: know what's crazy about that though, is that like I
Speaker 3: made a second account just just to make a separate one,
Speaker 3: just because I was like fucking whatever yea, and that
Speaker 3: one isn't shadow Man, but it's connected to my first one,
Speaker 3: like it was like ad account, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And it's just like what very cool?
Speaker 3: Why is wouldn't it like my assumption would be like
Speaker 3: any account that stems off of this would be also
Speaker 3: equivalent like they treated because that's just kind of how
Speaker 3: you would assume it would work.
Speaker 1: But then it's like, why you're doing that? X formerly
Speaker 1: know on Twitter makes sense as a website, that is
Speaker 1: true unfair. So you heard about what elon and oh
Speaker 1: yeah he's gonna sue. He's gonna sue advertising, yeah, CEO
Speaker 1: or whoever, Like he's gonna suit video because they don't
Speaker 1: want to they don't want to work with him. And
Speaker 1: I'm like everybody is just like I can't how could
Speaker 1: you in this is too stupid to where like that
Speaker 1: one video of him telling the advertisers go fuck themselves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't make this any more clear? Go fuck, it's
Speaker 1: it's beyond parody. Really it is, this is this is it.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what to tell you if
Speaker 1: if you can't respect him, dog, it's crazy. I really
Speaker 1: respected him. I liked around the time he was like
Speaker 1: that stuff. When it first came out. I thought that
Speaker 1: she was cool.
Speaker 3: When he when he threw it, when I when he
Speaker 3: threw his car into space, I thought, that's funny, that's
Speaker 3: a dumb thing to do whatever. Yeah, you know, And
Speaker 3: then like kind of immediately after that, he just sort
Speaker 3: of began to it just sort of felt the worst.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it. Over COVID he
Speaker 1: game he became very annoying. Oh wait, yeah, way worse.
Speaker 1: But before then there was because if anyone was paying attention,
Speaker 1: like this whole case projections of about what the things
Speaker 1: that he was going to do, about going to Mars,
Speaker 1: about building certain type of trucks like semis, all these
Speaker 1: things that he said, like none of them happened. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this guy's a fucking like Charlotte.
Speaker 3: I do love that video, Like did you did you
Speaker 3: guys see Trump on Aiden Aiden Ross's of course.
Speaker 1: I did a clip of him dancing with them, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't do that.
Speaker 3: It was because like a lot, like it's so funny
Speaker 3: watching that stream in retrospect, because like the stream ends
Speaker 3: with Aiden Ross gifting Trump like it was like a
Speaker 3: really expensive watch, which is actually like a legal.
Speaker 1: Kind of thing that's kind of dangerous.
Speaker 3: But he gave him like this really expensive watch and
Speaker 3: a cyber truck with like wrapping on it, and had
Speaker 3: like the picture of him getting assassinated, which is amazing.
Speaker 3: But before that, like during during the stream, he's asked
Speaker 3: about like electric cars and he's like they'll never work.
Speaker 3: He's talking about like the one they about to make
Speaker 3: electric trucks. It's too heavy, the bridges will collapse, and
Speaker 3: he's just making fun of like electric vehicles, and then
Speaker 3: it ends with him getting gifted a fucking cyber truck
Speaker 3: and then he has to sit in there being.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. I like, I like the playlist. I
Speaker 1: like the way it's all shut up in here and
Speaker 1: it's like it's so do you see one of his
Speaker 1: rallies the most blatant, like he because he would always write,
Speaker 1: like you said, he would always shot on electric cars
Speaker 1: and he's like, but then Elon paid me, so I
Speaker 1: can't do it anymore. We got we got there. They're
Speaker 1: not They're not all bad.
Speaker 2: Just at the at the rally, you just admitted that
Speaker 2: Elon paid him to be like, hey, stop shitting on them.
Speaker 1: So now he's okay with them. But we still got
Speaker 1: to have gas powered vehicles. But there's room for some
Speaker 1: of these two.
Speaker 2: And it was at one of his recent rallies and
Speaker 2: I'm like this, I I remember being a kid, the
Speaker 2: simplest ship would get people shit canned. As a politician,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, dude, I.
Speaker 3: Remember that the two thousands, that guy who did like yeah.
Speaker 1: And that was it. That was it that killed him?
Speaker 1: Why he Why did that happen?
Speaker 2: I remember hearing about that easily. It was it was
Speaker 2: it wasn't that big of a deal. People made it.
Speaker 2: They it was one of the fakest things to like
Speaker 2: be like, oh, this guy's weird, but they led it
Speaker 2: to it because all he did was make a weird
Speaker 2: yelp And I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: It was kind of cringe, but like it like compared
Speaker 3: to it, but like compared to like some of the
Speaker 3: stuff that people has gotten away with since not his
Speaker 3: Like like, no, I don't know anything about the guy's policies.
Speaker 1: To be I never looked at it. I mean yet
Speaker 1: it's true, but imagine like he could have been like
Speaker 1: a really good step forward for humanity. But like you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this guy made a crade sound brows, not vote for you.
Speaker 3: It's mega funny, Like what how little it took versus
Speaker 3: how much it would take now.
Speaker 1: Over political you don't have to do anything the American
Speaker 1: The American political landscape has ruined forever. I firm will
Speaker 1: never recover from it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I genuinely think we're approaching territory if we're not
Speaker 3: already there where, Like you could have video of a
Speaker 3: politician just fucking a child in the sand, and like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it wouldn't move certain people away from.
Speaker 1: That, It wouldn't move anywhere. You're abo to assume be like,
Speaker 1: oh that's it, and they'd be like that.
Speaker 3: That would have been like a like a you're dead,
Speaker 3: you'd be killed.
Speaker 2: Paly Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, two things would have happened
Speaker 2: with that. That video surface of a politician savagely assaulting
Speaker 2: a child sexually, and like so the worst way possible,
Speaker 2: the worst thing you could imagine right, it would be
Speaker 2: either what did that child do or that's aid child.
Speaker 1: It's one of the two child to cause this bro.
Speaker 2: I was just recently so one of the most famous
Speaker 2: MMA fighters, Alex Padeta, he's a he's the he's the
Speaker 2: li heaviweight champion. There's his allegations that that he uh
Speaker 2: that he rap paid a girl while they're all hanging
Speaker 2: out in Florida or or whatever New York. Sorry, anyway,
Speaker 2: long story short, I don't need to get into it.
Speaker 2: But I actually saw her stories and then I read
Speaker 2: the comments.
Speaker 1: Never read the comments. They were so much. She even
Speaker 1: said that she was like, I knew I was gonna
Speaker 1: get like trashed, but I didn't know how fucking do
Speaker 1: these It's crazy. Don't make community are the most disgusting.
Speaker 1: People don't know. I don't know what happened to it,
Speaker 1: trump happened. It wasn't okay because I remember it wasn't
Speaker 1: always because I used to I watched them mice as
Speaker 1: I was younger. I wasn't always like super up to it,
Speaker 1: but I was a huge Silva fan, so I was
Speaker 1: watching in the twenty ten so I was like and
Speaker 1: J J jd Vance, No, no, no, no, no, stop
Speaker 1: name j Z stop. Shut up my god. He's like
Speaker 1: one of the most decorated is a white guy French
Speaker 1: from I'm taking or George George Saint Vance Yes, no, no,
Speaker 1: George j D. Saint Pierre. Stop George Saint Pierre, George Jesus.
Speaker 1: I remember what I respect g GS. He was a demon.
Speaker 1: He wasn't like and I was like, they're like respectable
Speaker 1: guys that they going to interviews and they're like, oh yeah, fight,
Speaker 1: but I'm not like a strangle. They're such a fucking
Speaker 1: That was That was That's such a I just realized
Speaker 1: you ever introuwed the show. Welcome to the Stark Tank. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is our job.
Speaker 3: Hey hey, well, welcome to the Stark Tank. Patriot Compass
Speaker 3: the Stark Tank. You get add for you all that
Speaker 3: ship is only a dollar to get in. Come on,
Speaker 3: do it or.
Speaker 1: Or you'll be wasting your time. You'll be wasting your
Speaker 1: time and money, or will kill you. He sounds like
Speaker 1: an old politician, like old school like he can't because
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that. You can't. He can't like you.
Speaker 2: It is twenty twenty four, so you can say you
Speaker 2: can say Jamie fan cow. Did you see what Tim wills?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said that's weird. Get up that count. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I hope you can get up. Like he was
Speaker 1: about like debating him, and he mentioned they mentioned the
Speaker 1: couch is so amazing? Can something look? Can I be
Speaker 1: real fun so beautiful?
Speaker 3: I I as a basic principle, I will never I
Speaker 3: don't like simping for politicians.
Speaker 1: I think it's weird.
Speaker 3: However, and I haven't looked super deep into this waltskuy
Speaker 3: the cursor research. I appreciate the fact that we have
Speaker 3: somebody out there who's willing to say something like that,
Speaker 3: because I've always wanted Bernie Sanders just called Trumpet fat retail.
Speaker 3: And it's the closest and it's the closest we've that's
Speaker 3: the closest I've ever seen it get to that right
Speaker 3: where it's like you're a filthy couch fucker. I didn't
Speaker 3: say that, but there's like an underpinting. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I can appreciate this.
Speaker 1: Walts has a really good track record I've heard, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, it's from everything from everything I did,
Speaker 1: like a little dive on him, like three four hour, like, look,
Speaker 1: this wasn't best choice she ever could have made. Literally
Speaker 1: like it the only cause, like say, of the people available, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no better person. I liked Boodhage Edge. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, there would have been a hill, Yeah
Speaker 1: it would. There would have been a hill to climb
Speaker 1: because because he has a husband, I know, and they
Speaker 1: were gonna call him booty fudge, you know, like, okay,
Speaker 1: fucking booty fudge. He's such a gay fact little booty bitch,
Speaker 1: booty bitch, booty boy. He literally booty bitch, booty butt bitch.
Speaker 1: Big day. But look he's trying to have sex with
Speaker 1: jd Van. Stop him, stop him. He's doing anything. I
Speaker 1: would I would. I would love if he called him
Speaker 1: that and then he just got up and punched him.
Speaker 1: He just got him, and he just criticled him once
Speaker 1: and killed him. He hit Trump. I will say, I like,
Speaker 1: I would cheer a little bit, would would have happened
Speaker 1: like that, I would hear a lot of bit. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: He just want to hit him because a lot of
Speaker 2: these people do need a lot of these people do
Speaker 2: need to be hit. Obviously, that's what it always comes
Speaker 2: down to. Most people need to be punched me. I agree,
Speaker 2: you gotta you gotta understand.
Speaker 1: Not enough people have been hit. I think I agree. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the true thing. People have to understand
Speaker 1: it words of consequences, that's a real thing. I understand
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't be hitting people. Obviously, don't put your
Speaker 1: hands on people. I don't really entire it really got
Speaker 1: but uh, but the idea is that like a lot
Speaker 1: of people need to be punched in the face so
Speaker 1: they know, like if I say something shit, song can
Speaker 1: happen to me because freedom of speech is a thing,
Speaker 1: but not freedom of consequence. That's what's happened to our
Speaker 1: people in general. Yeah, I realized, Like, and though I
Speaker 1: understand this is a situation that was a little it
Speaker 1: was a little bit hyperbolic. Still, the idea of like
Speaker 1: Will Smith and Chris Rock right, Like Chris Rock was
Speaker 1: genuinely joking, and I think o'tracked that a bit hastily.
Speaker 1: I think that was a major OREC reaction. But the
Speaker 1: idea is that people that say stuff, that's why comedians
Speaker 1: need to be able to fight. As a comedian, you
Speaker 1: gotta be able to fight. Somebody. Someone stepped up to you,
Speaker 1: you gotta be able to fuck them up and then
Speaker 1: make fun of them again. And the thing about the
Speaker 1: thing about that is like, look, if jokes are jokes,
Speaker 1: do I get it jokes or jokes. No, it's not
Speaker 1: even just that.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's a different thing if you're if you're
Speaker 3: on the street and you walk up to some random
Speaker 3: person and you're like, your wife's bald and fat and gay,
Speaker 3: and then you get hit, like that's your fault.
Speaker 1: But if you're under the place where you're at and
Speaker 1: how things happen, obviously I'm not at a comedy show and
Speaker 1: I get crowd show, they just gonna get me, They
Speaker 1: get me. The ravage you and like you're come on
Speaker 1: like you're one of the richest people ever, Like you
Speaker 1: got you got, you got out joking, which I've seen
Speaker 1: happen a few times, and that ship's crazy. He should
Speaker 1: have shouted the N word, like really loud, like like
Speaker 1: like a sonic blast, physical damage. He like he gets
Speaker 1: knocked back and he goes to one knee and he's like,
Speaker 1: get an ambulance, Get an ambulance. Everybody, hey, he dies.
Speaker 3: He starts saying everybody so and he crumbles and collapses
Speaker 3: to the ground and dies and you see his chest
Speaker 3: kind of cave in.
Speaker 1: There's a debt. There's like a debt. There's like a
Speaker 1: bigger debt that there should be. And it's like starts
Speaker 1: up here.
Speaker 3: Hit in the head so hard that your legs break
Speaker 3: and you crumble on the ground.
Speaker 1: Damn. I started videos like getting sweep kicked and coughed
Speaker 1: up blood. Kick itself made him cough up blood. That
Speaker 1: can't be real.
Speaker 3: He's probably drinking blood already something drinking blood.
Speaker 1: You got swept.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, I mean, yeah, so far, I like the
Speaker 3: guy I've seen, Like I've tried to look at every
Speaker 3: single source I can about, like, like I want to
Speaker 3: see what right wingers are say about him, want to
Speaker 3: see what le left wingers are saying about him. Apparently
Speaker 3: he like didn't handle the Minneapolis riots super well or whatever.
Speaker 1: Them to kill them. That's why they did, right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, the criticism that I heard was like, specifically, and
Speaker 3: even this is from like Fox News specifically, they were
Speaker 3: they were like, he didn't he he didn't he waited
Speaker 3: too long to call enforcement or whatever, which is like,
Speaker 3: which is an interesting complaint for that to make wow
Speaker 3: interesting because I'm pretty sure there's a really convenient three
Speaker 3: hours of time that.
Speaker 1: Is probably not worth crazy man, and like the president
Speaker 1: like initiating something in a half an hour later sponsors sorry,
Speaker 1: Trump Steaks cards, Trump.
Speaker 3: Trump's, Trump's like estate sponsored this show somehow, Like what
Speaker 3: would we what would would we accept that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, if if it's uh, I was still.
Speaker 3: Stupid products and I was still talk ship dude, I
Speaker 3: would kill a Trump's sake so so easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could do it so so fast. He has
Speaker 2: like a I think he has a casino game. I
Speaker 2: think I would totally hill that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I Trump University.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's an operational, but I would still
Speaker 2: do an ad for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right now, it's Hustlers University Andrew Tate. He's
Speaker 3: got that going on, although that might not still, that
Speaker 3: might not be happening still, yeah, probably.
Speaker 2: I don't what the hell's taking so long with this
Speaker 2: fucking investigation? Oh for entertain Yeah, it's taking forever. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: how long does it take for you to are they
Speaker 2: trafficked or are they not?
Speaker 1: Like what what?
Speaker 2: Like I feel like they've had it's probably been like
Speaker 2: over a year. Yeah, because like so they've been in.
Speaker 1: It was before I moved in with It's been over
Speaker 1: a year.
Speaker 2: So there you go. And I'm just like, uh, let's go, man.
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty cut and dry when on video
Speaker 2: he's explained this process of how he trafficks these women.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what to do. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: The investigation is moving slowly, much like traffic would, so
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just kind of how it goes.
Speaker 2: Oh hell, but yeah, Tim Waltz, I feel like things
Speaker 2: are going a little bit too well right.
Speaker 3: Now with suspiciously, Like the vibes are too good that
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's gonna be like I'm not saying this
Speaker 3: is true, but there's gonna be something where he's like
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is gonna be a video of him
Speaker 3: like like punching a child in the face and like
Speaker 3: like doing this to his peepe.
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna be Jerry Sandusky essentially. Again, remind me, okay,
Speaker 1: Jerry Sandusky at Penn State was molesting the ship out
Speaker 1: of his uh football kids, less than the out of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so this guy was You're fucking damn, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, So Tim Waltz. Yeah, yeah, he's a.
Speaker 2: Varsity football coach if I remember correctly, and so there's
Speaker 2: a possibility that he could be.
Speaker 1: I always possible.
Speaker 3: It is so sad that we're in this kind of
Speaker 3: place where like when something when something huh oh sorry,
Speaker 3: since when something good happens and we're like, oh, I
Speaker 3: think that looks pretty good, the immediate assumption is like
Speaker 3: how long can this possibly last before it becomes really sad?
Speaker 1: Right, or like like what are we gonna learn?
Speaker 3: Because my assumption at this point is that like everybody
Speaker 3: that I've ever looked up to has probably done something
Speaker 3: really heinous, and I expect that bare minimum, And if
Speaker 3: somebody can live long enough and then die with nothing
Speaker 3: terrible coming out about them, then that's when I can
Speaker 3: feel safe being like okay, cool, like I really love that,
Speaker 3: like weird al it would break my heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a there's a handful. I would be really sad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My grandpa was like my hero and he like shot
Speaker 1: Asian people. Well you know it's not like he signed
Speaker 1: to be like I can't wait to blow. He absolutely
Speaker 1: absolutely got drafted, but it's just like, you know, like
Speaker 1: that's a difference everyone everyone has done things that like
Speaker 1: anyone can have done. So I'll be like, I don't
Speaker 1: funk with that. We're thinking more of like you know,
Speaker 1: like say where is He then picked up their skull
Speaker 1: and said fake like threw them back, threw him into
Speaker 1: the butchet, can I find out? If I find out
Speaker 1: that decades the sixty he does, that is crazy, I
Speaker 1: would say something Max fucking Black, who is it that
Speaker 1: shoots the skull? Oh? My god? He sorry? So hey
Speaker 1: look he says that, Hey, look it's me quan Chi
Speaker 1: from you know, the game forty years you know you
Speaker 1: no more to come at from the PlayStation one. I'm
Speaker 1: quan Chi and he throws the skull. I wouldn't believe
Speaker 1: if I saw that footage. I wouldn't believe it. If
Speaker 1: I saw your grandpa say I like this, Nope, that's nope.
Speaker 1: I would see that and I would sit down and
Speaker 1: like Grandpa Abraham, I would I would contacted that, I'd
Speaker 1: go talk, I meet him. I'd be like, well, why
Speaker 1: was he doing that? He just thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was doing. I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I was I got I was in a trance all
Speaker 1: the opium man. I was looking saying shit seeing stars. Bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, it's just it's it's sad that
Speaker 3: we're in this place.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, because it used to be that you could like
Speaker 3: really excitedly, like really like people.
Speaker 1: Who do you think? What do you think it was Obama?
Speaker 1: I feel was Obama.
Speaker 2: People were so like hyped on him and we're so
Speaker 2: happy to be Actually I was pretty cynical and apathetic,
Speaker 2: you know what I think?
Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, I actually think the turning point
Speaker 3: was really I think I think the Canary in the
Speaker 3: coal mine was was oj That was like the early
Speaker 3: canary kind of like me.
Speaker 1: Like like people that you like are like kind of shitty.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, people that you like are actually like could
Speaker 3: potentially be like really terrible monsters. I know, the British
Speaker 3: have their own like Jimmy Savile guy like that.
Speaker 1: That was that guy.
Speaker 3: I was unaware of that because I'm not a fucking
Speaker 3: inbred free who lives in the UK.
Speaker 1: It's very true, but uh my sister lives there. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't apply to you. Well, she she is
Speaker 1: now that she moved there. No, No, you got the
Speaker 1: chin you know, the impression.
Speaker 3: Dagger like bro, No, but I I think I think
Speaker 3: it was I think it was those people for like
Speaker 3: that group of people, and then like I think OJ
Speaker 3: was like early it's like hmmm, curious, and then Woody Allen.
Speaker 1: It was like one of those was like hmm okay,
Speaker 1: still not that many.
Speaker 3: I think Bill Cosby was the was the shatterer, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, because that was exceptionally like.
Speaker 1: It came like around Trump too. It was like a
Speaker 1: wave of bat.
Speaker 3: Early, like like twenty tens, I think is when all
Speaker 3: that all that stuff started to like fall apart, where
Speaker 3: like celebrity worship or like the idea of like really
Speaker 3: looking up to a celebrity kind of became like, oh
Speaker 3: this isn't it never was safe, I guess theoretically, but
Speaker 3: now it's like explicitly not safe because Woody Allen like
Speaker 3: there's a lot of creepy shit about that. But at
Speaker 3: the very like that's like somewhat I don't know. It's
Speaker 3: like you could, if you're a freak, you could get
Speaker 3: away from.
Speaker 1: I could not. That is mega grooming. It is mega
Speaker 1: That is like I heard what I'm saying. I was
Speaker 1: like this nigga sucks.
Speaker 3: Right right, But what I'm saying is mega grooming was
Speaker 3: mega common for a mega long time. It was like
Speaker 3: like bands in their groupies and stuff like, that's not
Speaker 3: it's not that. Oh yeah, Bill Cosby, American's dad going
Speaker 3: around in coluding thousands of women.
Speaker 1: It's like me, that's for me. For me, the Woody
Speaker 1: Island thing hurt me the most. I was as communication
Speaker 1: majors first and being a fucking film person. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: That's how I met you guys. What I was communication
Speaker 1: kilds just major first. So I met you guys.
Speaker 3: How That's how I met the group. You were never
Speaker 3: in anybody classes.
Speaker 1: No, not your classes, but there was a huge group
Speaker 1: of us. That's how I met people. I'm I should
Speaker 1: you not. I was going for my AA and in
Speaker 1: my freaking I'm in like liberal polics, anonymous. You don't
Speaker 1: gotta bring it up. But whatever. I was over and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't really like this very much.
Speaker 1: I was taking film class and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is what am I doing here? I'm dyslexic. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what the I can't see these pictures. I'm
Speaker 1: told the sex I don't know what people are doing Lexic.
Speaker 1: I need glasses I'm aslexic, I'm black, I'm gay, I'm fat,
Speaker 1: I'm stupid, I pissed. Ship all that we do that
Speaker 1: all in the class, kisy go outside stops in the class.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine waking Imagine somebody's asleep in class and
Speaker 3: you wake them up and.
Speaker 1: Go like hey, wake up, and then they ship no no, no,
Speaker 1: Imagine imagine you fall asleep in class and you wake
Speaker 1: up to someone doing that. You're like, You're like, You're like,
Speaker 1: yo is yo? Is he shitting and pissy in the corner.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's that's that's you gotta go to
Speaker 1: different college. That college is marred.
Speaker 2: That's that's never getting out of my nostrils. Like that,
Speaker 2: the memory of that, it's just it's it's sealed in.
Speaker 1: Man. That would I have a friend. But I have
Speaker 1: a friend that I might have mentioned this on the.
Speaker 2: Podcast before, but uh, this guy was This guy.
Speaker 1: Was a fucking he's been not maniacal.
Speaker 2: Man, he he was darre to Uh so he was
Speaker 2: using this bucket as a seat because they ran out
Speaker 2: of chairs in one of his classrooms. And then I
Speaker 2: don't know why, and then this guy was like, Hey,
Speaker 2: it would be funny if I like, shat in this
Speaker 2: bucket or something. Ah, And then my friend was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: do it. And then he fucking shat in the bucket
Speaker 2: and used his socks as toilet paper, and then sealed
Speaker 2: the bucket. But of course it could only conceal the
Speaker 2: smell so good, so the whole class had to fucking
Speaker 2: go out, and then he got expelled.
Speaker 3: The thing about it expelled when you're that young. Whenever
Speaker 3: somebody says wouldn't it be funny, it's always just a
Speaker 3: reveal of like this person simply wants to do he
Speaker 3: wants to do this thing, you know, Like it's just
Speaker 3: like it's not like, literally, there's nothing funny about it.
Speaker 3: It's just like, I really want to shit in this
Speaker 3: bucket right now? How can I justify it socially? Wouldn't
Speaker 3: it be fun? Wouldn't be entertaining for everybody here? If
Speaker 3: I shat in this bucket? The answer is no, My friend.
Speaker 1: How is that funny? Please explore explain me the steps
Speaker 1: how this would be fun? My morally dubious friend over here, really,
Speaker 1: what's in his bucket? Can you give him the green lights?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, ship in the bucket?
Speaker 3: It's just such a weird fucking request. Like a lot
Speaker 3: of those things I remember when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: I remember like being I don't know, I don't remember
Speaker 3: them specifically, but I remember instances like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: Be funny if I if this happened, or if I
Speaker 3: did this, And it's like to who, like what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean? The answers always know Yeah, it's never
Speaker 1: been yes, leave me alone or get away from Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like no, it's like a kid that does as
Speaker 1: a kid that comes out of the dark, Like he's
Speaker 1: like you never see him in class, but he like
Speaker 1: shows them behind the jungle gyms. Like it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: funny if I set half of America on fire, You're like,
Speaker 1: butt of all America's America is like the size of
Speaker 1: this block. I don't I don't know how big the
Speaker 1: world is. I'm six second of all. It would be funny, though, right, hysterical? Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you help me get all the matches in the
Speaker 1: world just just just a global fire. There is a
Speaker 1: global fire.
Speaker 3: Every single match in the world is insane.
Speaker 1: How much of a space would that take up? That
Speaker 1: would be I mean like if you if you hollowed
Speaker 1: out a building. How like a fifth story building in
Speaker 1: New York City. There's no like floors, it's only like
Speaker 1: the casing of a building. Would it fill up that entirely.
Speaker 1: It's a great question, Like probably maybe maybe maybe matches exists.
Speaker 1: We're talking about matches that are made, not potential matches.
Speaker 3: You have to be every like pause time right now,
Speaker 3: assemble every single match that exists right now, not not
Speaker 3: matches that are gone, not every match that has ever existed,
Speaker 3: the matches that are in the world right now.
Speaker 1: Because matches on a decline, well they have been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine, like I I can't revenmember the last time.
Speaker 1: I still like a good match, though. I list love that.
Speaker 1: I love that when you strike it, there's that smell.
Speaker 1: It's nice to strike. I have a match in my
Speaker 1: I have like special matches in my house, special special matches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have like just have even the mouth, you know,
Speaker 1: little the little cowboy boot on my my on my
Speaker 1: like little table. I don't remember it on my table.
Speaker 1: And it's a green matches and the fire is green
Speaker 1: at first when I wicked, you have some like is
Speaker 1: it like wildfire? No, No, it's not. It's not like
Speaker 1: the DND. You're like, are you sure, I swear I
Speaker 1: didn't buy it. Okay, So it's just like green matches
Speaker 1: for no reason. Yeah, they're game matress. They're festive, I guess,
Speaker 1: so interesting for what for green day? When I burned
Speaker 1: cat like that, when I set some animals on fire,
Speaker 1: they're green for a little bit.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. I've been greened the funk up. Help me,
Speaker 3: help me, help me.
Speaker 1: I'm green. And then they burned the Death and Die.
Speaker 1: A dog says that it gets on its time legs.
Speaker 1: I'm green green, Dobby Damn, I'm dying green.
Speaker 3: Debbie Dean, Damby Dean, fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I need them. That's it. I found there because you know,
Speaker 1: IFLE sixty five has been like hitless for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still a round. I imagine they probably still do
Speaker 1: shows in Europe or wherever the fuck they're from to European.
Speaker 3: Mgin going to ANIFLE sixty five show and they don't
Speaker 3: sing blue like they did.
Speaker 1: That hipster shut on and then somebody else plays they
Speaker 1: play that they played the fucking PlayStation.
Speaker 2: Song if they if they didn't play the places in
Speaker 2: the song, I'd riot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that was my jam that's their O. That's
Speaker 1: their only other song. Checking three stage is solid. It's
Speaker 1: such a stupid Wikipedia list Grand Turismo.
Speaker 3: It's literally just fucking spreadsheet. It's it's like it's it's
Speaker 3: like a PlayStation. Employees like tax document that They just like,
Speaker 3: I guess we'll.
Speaker 1: Found it on the floor. They found it with the
Speaker 1: floor of S I E.
Speaker 3: And they're like, I guess, I guess we'll make a.
Speaker 1: Song out of it. We'll just sing this out. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: We'll just sing this so fucking stupid. Yeah, that there's
Speaker 1: one song on that list that I'm not unaware of.
Speaker 1: You mean one game? So yeah, what the fuck? One game?
Speaker 1: What is the worst?
Speaker 2: I can't even something. The lyrics of that sounds like
Speaker 2: something with eleven in it. I don't it's it's I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think this long is way older
Speaker 1: than that. That's a game, is a game. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be surprised. I don't. I don't know. I'm lying. I
Speaker 1: feel like it might be true. I'm surprised there isn't one, though.
Speaker 3: I I know that that that doesn't sound true based
Speaker 3: on my experience with games and how many times I've
Speaker 3: seen the same cases over and over again in my
Speaker 3: like life that I would have seen an ocean eleven ocean,
Speaker 3: but it wouldn't surprise me. There was like an endless
Speaker 3: runner on like a phone where you played like the
Speaker 3: eleven from Oceans. I don't know what oceans eleven is.
Speaker 3: But there's like a group of bank like a spy
Speaker 3: movie or something, group of bank robbers.
Speaker 1: What do they? What's what? What's the ocean about it?
Speaker 1: That's a group called ocean.
Speaker 3: They're called the oceans of them is? So each of
Speaker 3: them is an ocean? Yes, so they do they do?
Speaker 1: They call each other ocean? No, So it's not a group. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. It's not even a game.
Speaker 3: It's it's a they say patch patch note, like a
Speaker 3: software update five six whatever.
Speaker 1: I've never looked up these lyrics. I guess I've never
Speaker 1: looked at these lyrics because I thought he was saying
Speaker 1: something with eleven in it, and I'm like, the fuck
Speaker 1: is that game?
Speaker 2: But it says after odd Well, after Odd Wow, after
Speaker 2: Odd World, he says we get eleven, and all was like,
Speaker 2: is he saying another game? And I was saying something eleven?
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the is that we get a living,
Speaker 2: We get a living that came on our possession. And
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that. I didn't even know you're
Speaker 2: saying that we get a living that came in our possession.
Speaker 1: Was that even that's broken English as fine? There, I
Speaker 1: think they're Italian so it tracks. That makes sense, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was like I love I love reading pop lyrics
Speaker 2: from those Swedish guys or whoever the fuck there's like
Speaker 2: some Swedish guy or there was like two guys that
Speaker 2: teamed up and wrote most the pop songs, and like
Speaker 2: they would write the lyrics and you can tell that
Speaker 2: English isn't their first language because it's just does the
Speaker 2: songs don't make any sic English speaking. A lot of
Speaker 2: them do speak English absolutely, but if it's not your
Speaker 2: first language, and if you know, you might be one
Speaker 2: of the ones that aren't completely fluent.
Speaker 1: And I think I want it that way? Is the
Speaker 1: perfect example.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's an original version of
Speaker 3: that was like more grammatically correct.
Speaker 1: There was nobody.
Speaker 2: I guess this one yeah, just flows better. But it
Speaker 2: I've thought about that as a kid, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck does the song mean? I was really, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: The point of this. It's like people like people from
Speaker 1: Rumble flaging or something like that, and they speak like
Speaker 1: what they like what the northern people speak. Which part
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? That's Italy?
Speaker 3: Is that they everything they do, God bless them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's kind of improved by other people, damn, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Like I don't know, man, Like I
Speaker 3: think about like, there's no video games that that Italy makes,
Speaker 3: but they're the most famous Italian. They're the most famous
Speaker 3: video game character ever.
Speaker 1: You know, they're really but this is such a huge like, look,
Speaker 1: I make fun of a times much to anybody else.
Speaker 1: I'm from New York, you know, that's what we do.
Speaker 1: But where we made better pizza. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: have have better Italians than Italy. But I'm just saying
Speaker 1: probably with the ideas that like they've they've like their answers,
Speaker 1: did so much art stuff, you know, like Da Vinci,
Speaker 1: what did he do make or something? What do you do?
Speaker 1: Yeah they didn't do, but what did Vince do? What
Speaker 1: are they doing now? Uh? That's most of Europe now
Speaker 1: though compared to like the history they had of like
Speaker 1: such a grand history and then they're like we're here
Speaker 1: now like we were conquerors and wars and now like
Speaker 1: we're not plane stage anymore. We're kind of just chilling nothing.
Speaker 2: They got nothing anymore like they got they got weak
Speaker 2: Olympic boxers that cry when they get hit.
Speaker 1: This che fucking They get interviewed and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: someone got and they're like, I said, it sucks because
Speaker 1: she was so respectful to our opponent and everybody else
Speaker 1: is a huge cunt. She was so like I lost,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad and I wish I did this
Speaker 1: with my father, and everybody's like it was crazy.
Speaker 2: I had an argument with the guy that he's he
Speaker 2: did some art for me for some merch and he
Speaker 2: I was just like.
Speaker 1: Man, you it too.
Speaker 2: At two guy at too, Like, I'm like, it's I
Speaker 2: don't know why people were so confident in being like
Speaker 2: she's x y.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who told you that?
Speaker 2: Oh there's this one fucking uh, this boxing organization from
Speaker 2: Russia or something that just said it and then they
Speaker 2: literally have no.
Speaker 1: Proof of it. And I'm like, trusting me, bro, how
Speaker 1: everybody I'm said is that is he said something about it,
Speaker 1: and that hurt me exactly Israel, like he opened everyone
Speaker 1: Israel said something stupid. He's a boxer, right, and he's
Speaker 1: he's first of all, a guy kicksbox. He's kickbox like
Speaker 1: theme fighter. Yeah, we briefly mentioned it, but I really
Speaker 1: liked that. Was a big fan of his, you know,
Speaker 1: like I really enjoyed him. I thought he was very
Speaker 1: Now he's stupid and I'm gonna stop there. Red filled
Speaker 1: and dumb, and it's just like I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of those people were. I don't think they're red pilled.
Speaker 2: I think that Unfortunately, nobody looks anything up anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and look, and to be fair, Google is ass.
Speaker 3: Now is really even if you AI the AI ship
Speaker 3: has ruined Google.
Speaker 1: I literally chose not to use that ship on my
Speaker 1: my homes career. Like they were like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: want to invent new AI things that proof starching? I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'd rather eat a man's ass like
Speaker 1: like that. That's hard clean clean. You can be a
Speaker 1: dirty ass, will be clean. When I'm done sparkling, I'll
Speaker 1: talk about it like me and talking about it like
Speaker 1: you God, that's like a cat's tongue sandpaper, bro. That
Speaker 1: is all right, But the color off a fella. That's
Speaker 1: about some questions, man, is I mean, we probably have
Speaker 1: a ton of questions.
Speaker 3: Can you do me a favor? Can you grab the
Speaker 3: iPad off the desk?
Speaker 1: Look at them? Look at this fucking bum somebody as shot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I get I kind of get bullying sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, sometimes not the bully people.
Speaker 1: But then I I like it. I like it a lot.
Speaker 1: That's why I tried to do it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The whole thing about like a lot of the stuff
Speaker 3: that's happening right now is like I've realized that I
Speaker 3: heard this quote a long time ago. I don't remember
Speaker 3: who said it, but it struck me pretty well.
Speaker 1: Those were about to die, Okay, those who are gay
Speaker 1: are gay? Yeah, that's just it. It's just really it
Speaker 1: just really struck me.
Speaker 3: No, the you cannot reason a person out of a
Speaker 3: position that they did not reason themselves into. And so
Speaker 3: it's just like if you find if you're talking to
Speaker 3: people who are just like going off a ship, that
Speaker 3: just makes that is not based in reality, you can't
Speaker 3: really help them.
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of done. Got inform them, let the
Speaker 1: world teach them the rest of the lessons, you know,
Speaker 1: because the thing about like because you can still argue,
Speaker 1: because there are agues, there are conversations and arguments that
Speaker 1: you can have from a position of you know, not
Speaker 1: knowing everything, you know what I mean, Like the X
Speaker 1: Y stuff, it's like, Okay, let's say like hypothetically, like
Speaker 1: let's talk about this as if this is true, what
Speaker 1: would be the explanation for that?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is this syndrome that actually affects this, this,
Speaker 3: this and that and that that's actually a real thing
Speaker 3: that creates a problem because it's like, okay, well X
Speaker 3: Y might be the chromosomes in this person, but their
Speaker 3: physical makeup says this, what does that mean? Because we
Speaker 3: don't we don't, like we don't say that you're gay
Speaker 3: if you slept with somebody with X Y chromosomes. We
Speaker 3: say you're gay if you slept with a person with
Speaker 3: a penis. Yeah, you know what I mean, that's our
Speaker 3: definition of what gay is. Like ostensibly, like the chromosomes
Speaker 3: only matter because scientifically, generally speaking, in most cases ninety
Speaker 3: nine percent, they influenced the development of those sexual organs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like it's literally that actually yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Like that you can and you can still have this
Speaker 3: conversation going off of that X Y misinformation, and you'd
Speaker 3: still end up in a position where you're not right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not right.
Speaker 2: And so the whole thing that annoyed me about that
Speaker 2: they were clearly moving the goalposts because they were the
Speaker 2: ones the Matt Walshes or whomever would say the criteria
Speaker 2: being a woman is can you have a baby?
Speaker 1: Do you have a uterus? That was that was plenty
Speaker 1: of women. So as soon as but.
Speaker 2: I was saying, as soon as that was the thing
Speaker 2: where it was like, okay, this person has uterus, Oh
Speaker 2: but x Y. So they move the goalposts and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: so now you want to talk about chromosomes when you
Speaker 2: weren't interested before in any way, shape or form, and
Speaker 2: so like, like you said, Chris, you can have that conversation.
Speaker 2: But I'm also annoyed because you never want to have
Speaker 2: that conversation in the first fucking place, because before they
Speaker 2: were just trying to say no, no.
Speaker 1: Uters, you're not you're not You're.
Speaker 2: Looking to me, you know, I'm like, I can't. But again,
Speaker 2: a conversation like that can only happen in person. Like
Speaker 2: what he was just saying, yeah, like.
Speaker 1: You can't have a conversation like that. Like I watched
Speaker 1: middle Ground off the like I really liked the show, right,
Speaker 1: watching what I think hip Hop Battle, Right, so it's
Speaker 1: a thing on Jubilee where like it's because people posing
Speaker 1: opinions and they kind of have conversations. Right. What's really
Speaker 1: funny is that the most respectful one was light dark
Speaker 1: skin people. It was very respectful conversation. Oh that you
Speaker 1: watch that stupid? I think it's interesting. I almost got
Speaker 1: invited one I do one of those. I would one
Speaker 1: called me. I can't remember what it was about, but
Speaker 1: I know that it was like being gay and being
Speaker 1: positively gay and like one of the closetive gay ones. No,
Speaker 1: it was can you imagine I would totally do it?
Speaker 1: Don't So you would just make things worse, you know
Speaker 1: how it would be the most viewed episode. It'd be funniest,
Speaker 1: but it'd be like this guy is I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: Derek and he's not exploding, yes, because you're making things
Speaker 1: worse for like in my comedic nature, I'd like, this
Speaker 1: is funny as fun but I'm like he is, So
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I sucked dick at night to go
Speaker 1: to bed and I'm scared of girls. You make it
Speaker 1: so bad.
Speaker 3: I feel like the more interesting aspect of that conversation is,
Speaker 3: like let's have gay people and closet gay people, is
Speaker 3: that somebody would have to respond to that email they closeted.
Speaker 1: But they'd be they'd be like blaked out, they'd be
Speaker 1: like in the shadows, Like.
Speaker 4: I was really scared of get turned on by my
Speaker 4: own bons. That's an infinite loop. That's an infinite loop.
Speaker 4: You can never you can never stop. That was one
Speaker 4: of the things that looking at my dick makes me hard.
Speaker 4: That was one of the things that always confused me.
Speaker 4: That was on the things that always confused me about
Speaker 4: being gay.
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking because I like you. When you
Speaker 1: were like, oh, that's not how that works.
Speaker 3: Exactly, probably like my teens or something, probably I was
Speaker 3: probably like this has been it.
Speaker 1: I was probably like I've only changed my stands because
Speaker 1: you guys are laughing at what I said. In fact,
Speaker 1: I still I believe that you guys.
Speaker 3: Because you know the thing of like if if, especially
Speaker 3: when you're a teenager or whatever and you think about, like, oh,
Speaker 3: what would do the first thing you would do if
Speaker 3: you were like in a woman's body all, oh, are
Speaker 3: you kidding? Like ruin it immediately put everything in the
Speaker 3: thought of like, oh, I'm attracted to my own equipment
Speaker 3: Like I wouldn't that seems like such a short circuit
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 1: People, did you not realize that you weren't attracted executive
Speaker 1: vagina but more or less the act of putting your
Speaker 1: penis of vaginas, because not quite everyone's exactly attracted to
Speaker 1: vaginas Like I, I've never left that ut vagina. I've
Speaker 1: been like jackpot, I looked at a woman's physique and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, ah, I want to I guess you
Speaker 1: can say that for every body part on anybody, because
Speaker 1: when you actually think about it, when you when you
Speaker 1: think about it in an abstract way, you're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: this is just sacks of meat. In fact, I like booties,
Speaker 1: but then I as the booties doing. I like bodies
Speaker 1: a little less, but I still like booties. See, I
Speaker 1: don't have that associated like to me, it's the it's
Speaker 1: I just know that I'm hardwired through uh evolution.
Speaker 2: You don't even you don't even have attraction, you have
Speaker 2: no I have attraction because I was made this way.
Speaker 2: So in the way that like say, when I see,
Speaker 2: you know, an ass doing this thing.
Speaker 1: I'm a man. See that's the thing though, I'm hardwired
Speaker 1: to when I see it on a man, I'm just jealous,
Speaker 1: that's all. But I'm not.
Speaker 2: My peb doesn't get hard I'm like, oh, I wish
Speaker 2: I had a firm ass like that. But if I
Speaker 2: see a woman do it, Like say watching the Olympics
Speaker 2: or watching this a girl named Mackenzy Drna in the UFC.
Speaker 1: And she waited in the last week and everyone was
Speaker 1: like like, yeah, she got way too much going on
Speaker 1: for a female fire. She got way too much as like,
Speaker 1: that's not she she bought something that work. I would
Speaker 1: say seventy percent of her buttets were hanging out of it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that is excellent. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I saw. I don't. I just over what do you
Speaker 1: want to show this person? Are you? Are you? You
Speaker 1: want to return to tradition? What is this?
Speaker 3: I just he wants all Olympic Olympian women to perform
Speaker 3: in burgers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that'd be perfect. They're perfect me like
Speaker 1: the boxing. They just they gotta give a prayer to
Speaker 1: Muhammed aim to the East Aimes towards Mecca Prey and
Speaker 1: then start beating their knuckle dude, freaking brass knuts do
Speaker 1: knuckle dusters, and whoever dies first wings they returned to
Speaker 1: a lot. Did you say whoever lucky? Oh? I don't
Speaker 1: know enough of that to know whether or not that's
Speaker 1: offensive or not. To be honest with I don't think
Speaker 1: it was offensive exactly. Do you do? You know wants
Speaker 1: to be Muslim so badly? I do, but I'm scared
Speaker 1: because the ones that are there's so many cringe ones.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you in touch with Sneko. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to man Sweeny colab. Yeah, that'd be a
Speaker 1: wild collab, the Sneako sween It wouldn't be.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it because for some reason, like before
Speaker 2: you know it, there's gonna be like a fucking twelve
Speaker 2: year old girl in your lap and then like a
Speaker 2: ring is gonna be like put on her feet.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy. It's like I'd rather I'd rather
Speaker 1: that girl than have her near me. It is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'd rather like at least i'd go to jail for
Speaker 1: ending something. Oh, then so you killed your wife, so
Speaker 1: basically you blacked out for some reason and she's in
Speaker 1: the corner with acid on her face and ship and
Speaker 1: like sneakers, Like I saw the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Bro, you understand that that mentality of just like like
Speaker 3: understanding like the equipment is like having the same equipment
Speaker 3: that you're trying.
Speaker 1: Like that doesn't like confuse you in any way or
Speaker 1: like doesn't that doesn't strike you as like an interesting
Speaker 1: situation to be in as a kid, I would see
Speaker 1: how you could have that thought, and like, oh, I
Speaker 1: wonder if gay dudes are since gay dudes like penises.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they think their penises look kind of
Speaker 1: hot or something.
Speaker 2: But then like, but then you get older and you're like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: a lot of people aren't narcissistic in that way where
Speaker 2: they find themselves attractive, right, So, but like I get
Speaker 2: how you can come to that.
Speaker 1: It was like on.
Speaker 2: Scrubs, one of the doctors, one of the one of
Speaker 2: the retarded surgeons, Like they're sitting in the in the
Speaker 2: bar and like JD and Turk are having problems or whatever.
Speaker 2: So Turk is having a beer with that I can't
Speaker 2: remember t his name's Todd or something, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can just talk to Todd And then literally the
Speaker 2: first thing he says, do you think gay dudes are
Speaker 2: turned on by their own weeders?
Speaker 1: And he walks out of the bar. I was like
Speaker 1: a question that has so many fucking ridiculous moments.
Speaker 3: It is it's not so much turned on more so
Speaker 3: than it's like, I feel like you're you're a lot
Speaker 3: more appreciative of the fact that this is what you have.
Speaker 3: Maybe like it's I feel like it's more convenient.
Speaker 1: I think this is an easy thing, like for a
Speaker 1: gay audience, for a gay male audiences, or gay every
Speaker 1: gay males, no gay girls. Well yeah, unless every hey,
Speaker 1: every gay listening, anyone who has a penis and likes
Speaker 1: only every gay listening. Let me know what this is like,
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I really can't fathom it. I
Speaker 1: love the idea that we're actually gonna get some feedback
Speaker 1: of this. I don't want we have a lot of
Speaker 1: listen I don't want any feedback form girls. No girls.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was like anytime only gods, no girl,
Speaker 1: doctor the doctor, Manhattan, wipe away, the whole civilization. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get the.
Speaker 5: Work.
Speaker 1: I don't give anybody says man, I love I love
Speaker 1: the Zack Snyder's uh fucking uh whatever that movie watch
Speaker 1: Watchman's My Brain whatever that film he made with the
Speaker 1: with the Blue with the when he's in Vietnam and
Speaker 1: he has the biggest thong on in history, Like he
Speaker 1: finally puts on underwear in Vietnam and it has the
Speaker 1: largest thong ever constructed. I was like, Yo, that is
Speaker 1: that's that's a record right there. I love Doctor Manhattan
Speaker 1: because I feel like I would just make sillyh it exists. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just feel like I feel like he's so he
Speaker 2: even though he was constructed. They made this character decades ago,
Speaker 2: but you know what are we talking about Doctor Manhattan.
Speaker 2: I just feel like I just feel like he so
Speaker 2: perfectly represents millennials. I think like the way that we
Speaker 2: kind of came up and the way that he's like, man,
Speaker 2: you're aware of a lot of stuff now and then
Speaker 2: you're just like fuck everything.
Speaker 1: Because he's naked and nihilistic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, yeah, well he's kind of he's apathetic
Speaker 2: and kind of like, well he becomes nihilistic when that's
Speaker 2: why he fucks well, he off.
Speaker 1: To uh the for a while. He goes to markets
Speaker 1: to the fact that he's like, I can't let I
Speaker 1: can't constant keep getting involved in these people's lives. Well,
Speaker 1: he's like, there's gonna be a time where I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be here and they're not, and I can't. They have
Speaker 1: to fix fix it themselves. And then if they made
Speaker 1: him the main enemy, remember they made they blamed for everything,
Speaker 1: and he was like a fuck you guys, I'm gone.
Speaker 2: Well he thought it was actually there was a great idea.
Speaker 2: It was it was the only way that we're gonna
Speaker 2: save from uh, the whole war.
Speaker 1: Which is crazy because like the fact that he sees
Speaker 1: the past and present at the exact same time, all
Speaker 1: at once, would anybody.
Speaker 2: Any channel like every like horrible thing happening. So if
Speaker 2: you wanted to see every like dog getting kicked at once,
Speaker 2: do you think you can see like that?
Speaker 3: Like like he just focuses a demand service in his
Speaker 3: own head. It's like I want to see every beheading.
Speaker 1: Now that would I feel like that would be really
Speaker 1: dangerous over indulgence to the creature because I would do that.
Speaker 1: I'd be like I want to see every time someone's
Speaker 1: been fucking hit by a car and immediately blew up,
Speaker 1: and then I'd be like, whoa, it happened a lot.
Speaker 1: These are billions, whoa billions? You're like, yo, how many
Speaker 1: people have existed? Are the number of people way more
Speaker 1: than I thought?
Speaker 3: People exploating by getting hit by a car?
Speaker 1: That must be like that must be like below one hundred,
Speaker 1: tens of thousands. That's below a hundred of thousands a
Speaker 1: vehicle tens of thousands. Look, man, I've seen at least
Speaker 1: a thousand happen. You have not. It probably happens at
Speaker 1: least a hundred times a day in India. The density
Speaker 1: of the population numbers don't drop really, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: They put numbers on the board. Poor community is fuck good.
Speaker 1: That's one thing. It's the only thing they have.
Speaker 2: Man, Like when they're not doing well, you produce babies
Speaker 2: and then have them build up the village and have
Speaker 2: them do Shits're Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1: How many cousins, aunts and uncles we have?
Speaker 3: And because my thought was like fuck, well, oh like,
Speaker 3: oh like they're and to me, I'm just like that
Speaker 3: sounds terrible, like the terrible, just like this person has
Speaker 3: in bathe and they shot themselves this morning.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like human I feel like, but
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying now, like you like a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: humans don't ship themselves and be fine with it. Humans
Speaker 1: can't do that. Yeah, if you're a person that does that,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're not. Yeah, even a beast. Animals
Speaker 1: don't like doing that. Yeah, you're you're you're. That's why
Speaker 1: dogs scrape their assholes against the ground and they just
Speaker 1: and they do that because they need there's a reason
Speaker 1: they're not doing it, Like my dog never did that
Speaker 1: because my dog was taken care of. You didn't see it.
Speaker 1: If you did it, you made me love my dog
Speaker 1: a little less. Don't say that you do it on
Speaker 1: you while you were sleeping. I'd be so mad. He
Speaker 1: starts sleeping, he starts I have a really I have
Speaker 1: a really cool I have a really cool coat. The
Speaker 1: next day, who the fuck drew all over me and
Speaker 1: smelly crayon?
Speaker 3: That is?
Speaker 1: But what banners? Donkey ko he's the leader of the Budge.
Speaker 1: You know him. He lives in fucking Inglewood, California, and
Speaker 1: his real name is Tyroll. What is happening right now?
Speaker 1: To stop that? You know? You bet you better before
Speaker 1: you all right, all right, all.
Speaker 3: Right, go hard go hard, getting busy with it. Remember
Speaker 3: you can ask a question if you go over the
Speaker 3: patroon of concet. Remember snark Tank dot shot got some
Speaker 3: cool merch coming very soon. I think it's I think
Speaker 3: actually in September there will be some.
Speaker 2: New some new, some new merch uh in there for Yeah,
Speaker 2: next week, I think we should also we should start
Speaker 2: reviewing some of the contests.
Speaker 1: Uh what do you call it? Not contestants contestants for.
Speaker 3: The for the intro a few Oh we did that
Speaker 3: at that email. Remember I haven't seen it, still still
Speaker 3: locked on.
Speaker 1: I just gave up.
Speaker 3: I'm technically I technically handed that that and aspect of
Speaker 3: this off to you guys. Anyways, I was like, whatever,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm locked out. Fine, but I'll go through them.
Speaker 3: I have a Muslims already. I'll do the rest of
Speaker 3: them star the start.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: For the for the curious, we were having like a
Speaker 3: new intro contest or whatever where we're having people send us, uh,
Speaker 3: send us new songs and stuff and then we can
Speaker 3: use So we're gonna do it. Yeah, we're gonna do that.
Speaker 2: If you want to participate, I guess it's still time
Speaker 2: left because I think we said in September, we're gonna
Speaker 2: like try to like be like all right, here you go,
Speaker 2: you guys top three or something like that. So if
Speaker 2: you guys heard the intro song many times, if your
Speaker 2: listener you think you can throw something together, it probably
Speaker 2: got a couple of weeks or whatever. So a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks, it better you have any girls in it, though,
Speaker 2: No no girls moaning guys moanings fine though no girls.
Speaker 1: Women are the problem, all right, told me that women
Speaker 1: fucking suck. So I punched my mom. I Matt Walshing
Speaker 1: sneako like you know what I mean. Yeah right, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say, but.
Speaker 3: Go hard getting busy with it. I uh uh, oh,
Speaker 3: go hard getting busy with it. But I got such
Speaker 3: a gay heart, I'll make a woman fucker. Wonder if
Speaker 3: he went it. Also, I remember Tarzan.
Speaker 2: Oh, somebody asked me for because I mentioned on the episode.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know what that was.
Speaker 1: But no, I don't know. I don't know what that
Speaker 1: it was either. Anyway, the last part I kind of
Speaker 1: get it. Whatever he said, you know, can you throw me?
Speaker 1: I want to know if the aim is just tight
Speaker 1: B tight B you know, it's good. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I was thinking always it was stupids.
Speaker 3: Hello, meat, teet and feet. Would you rather tattoo your
Speaker 3: whole cock or both your legs and feet? You have
Speaker 3: the uh, you have the choice of any primary color
Speaker 3: to do so, blackout style like a fill tool in
Speaker 3: MS paint.
Speaker 1: My penis what color? Uh? Right? Yellow? So then when
Speaker 1: I that's so weird, How did you know that? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I even thought bright too. You guys are
Speaker 1: gays just like sync up too much.
Speaker 3: Because there's something because there's you know why, because there's
Speaker 3: something about a yellow, like like a cartoonishly yellow peenis.
Speaker 3: It's very funny, because there's something Simpson about it.
Speaker 1: That's why I thought it. I don't I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I don't believe. I thought because of the Simpsons, it'd
Speaker 1: be funny. More yellow. Look at my yellow peepy boards,
Speaker 1: something like darkskin. So when I get a boner, it
Speaker 1: like it'll stretch out, so it'll be like some little
Speaker 1: cracks of like like my regular penis cutter. It'll look
Speaker 1: so gross, looks so gross, faded. So I love it.
Speaker 1: I like it more. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I like the idea of my where's a law
Speaker 1: more me me.
Speaker 4: Homer?
Speaker 1: It looks like chocolate and banana. Yea more suck I
Speaker 1: will Mark has a little suck this.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 1: Suck here yellow Pepe, I will be gone. Luke, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking Homer. It's me Omer Simpson, Homer Simptons, fucking Yoda.
Speaker 1: Luke comes back in from practicing like his handstands and
Speaker 1: he goes in and Yoda and fucking Homer. I'm going
Speaker 1: at it. There's a p's a moment where Yoda's looking
Speaker 1: at Homeer's ass like this put his all ahead, and
Speaker 1: there is this a part of Is this a part
Speaker 1: of my training? Yes? Get the funk out now, funk
Speaker 1: out you will moment where Yoda pops his head out
Speaker 1: of Homer's ass. Get out, like Reagan, get out, you
Speaker 1: fucking Reagan. What are you saying in backwards? He doesn't.
Speaker 1: We gotta make that more of a poland day. We
Speaker 1: gotta start calling the white people Reagan.
Speaker 3: Regan put that on a shirt and then like watch
Speaker 3: people like walk by mirrors like holy ship, Oh man.
Speaker 1: I'm just man. I took my job photo with this one. No,
Speaker 1: I'm ascending right now that ship maybe like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: kind of an amazing shirts, it's kind of amazing. I
Speaker 1: thought it was German. No, it's the N word backwards.
Speaker 3: It would have to be like it would have to
Speaker 3: be like like almost in like graffiti type yes, where
Speaker 3: it's hard to read anyway, and then you like go
Speaker 3: into passing mirrors, and.
Speaker 1: Then then it's some times in roma. For some he's
Speaker 1: in the mirror the end of the mirror, it's just
Speaker 1: aerial on a white background in the mirror. But on
Speaker 1: your shirt it's a fucking tied I with graffiti, fucking
Speaker 1: multi color. I wish it says I hate them. My
Speaker 1: hand out of Homer's wreck, whe lapping up. I must
Speaker 1: and Homer just like like, don't it's getting assaulted.
Speaker 3: Yoda's because he's popping it in and out like real fast.
Speaker 3: So Yoda, but it's public. It's doing that, like but
Speaker 3: way fast, Yoda.
Speaker 1: Slow down, slow, Yoda up. Homer's ass nibbling on his
Speaker 1: prostate bro.
Speaker 3: Like a fucking dinosaur like with a tree star. Yoda's
Speaker 3: so no, no, that's that's the only way that he
Speaker 3: could process pain.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Anyway, No, I wouldn't attachoo like I think I would.
Speaker 3: You know, I'd go for my legs. Whatever I make,
Speaker 3: I give myself, like red legs, like fucking oh my god,
Speaker 3: no no, no, like a leg man? Is that a
Speaker 3: fucking is that a mega man's red leg man?
Speaker 1: Legs? Red leg man? Is he's a YouTuber? Oh y yeah,
Speaker 1: red Lego media. There you go, red leg I'm glad
Speaker 1: you said you got that. I was gonna say that,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. It's good, Red red Leger Media. It's crazy. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm rich, I'm we got red legs. We got red legs.
Speaker 1: Let's run around the room with our red legs. That's
Speaker 1: for a few movies with our red legs. It's like,
Speaker 1: this movie was great, but I did it made me
Speaker 1: not think about my red legs red because they're so
Speaker 1: they're in so much damage. They're hot, so they appear
Speaker 1: they're so swollen, irritated. They they don't walk, they never
Speaker 1: walked ever, and they've just been sitting in that room.
Speaker 5: And help me from black the best of the worst.
Speaker 5: Oh God, help me, oh God, try to get up.
Speaker 1: He cuts his leg a little bit and it bleachs
Speaker 1: so much. I was gonna say like those lizards and
Speaker 1: shoe blood on their eyes, just like you're so cool man.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I really wanted like lizards.
Speaker 1: I really loved the idea of knowles. I like that,
Speaker 1: would you say the lizards andles knowls? Yeahs, I had
Speaker 1: those exactly. Yeah, those are those are the standard lizards
Speaker 1: to get.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, it was weird because I because I've only
Speaker 3: heard them when I got I only heard about those
Speaker 3: when I got them, and never again.
Speaker 1: The fact that you said that was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: This first time I ever heard somebody else say that.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like exotic pet shops. That's probably like
Speaker 1: the standard one to get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we always made fun. We call them anals.
Speaker 1: Want the salamanders out that they were cool. Salamanders are cool,
Speaker 1: but I just I just hate the idea of having
Speaker 1: just because they're you know, people don't take care of them.
Speaker 2: Well, like we had a they're kind of hard. We
Speaker 2: had a nice light, but it's not like I had
Speaker 2: a nice heat rock or something. So then in the
Speaker 2: fucking in the in the winter, they're like, you know,
Speaker 2: you can see like they're just like their skins cracking.
Speaker 2: So then like you would pick them up, and they
Speaker 2: would be like clinched to you because like you're all
Speaker 2: warm and shit.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh man, this is amazing. I'm like this
Speaker 1: it's kind of sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you can't even really be as like because
Speaker 3: you can't just fuck around with them as much as
Speaker 3: you think you would.
Speaker 1: You see videos of.
Speaker 3: People sucking around with their LIGs, but like the extended
Speaker 3: contact with them kind of fucks them up, and you
Speaker 3: so like because like the the oils that they secrete,
Speaker 3: and like it's just it's just not super sanitary in
Speaker 3: comparison to like a dog or a cat even you know.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot of a million. And he says,
Speaker 1: it's a horrible pet t have. They're like terrible petsaz pets.
Speaker 1: They won't they won't sleep until you turn off the lights.
Speaker 1: So turn the fucking lights on almosto The thing is
Speaker 1: that he has to go he has to go there.
Speaker 1: He has to like prepare it to go to bed
Speaker 1: because because obviously when he's not home, he gets it
Speaker 1: stays awake for the time. It's a way, right, he
Speaker 1: doesn't get home by a certain time, it'll just stay
Speaker 1: up and then when the lights come up, when the sunrises,
Speaker 1: it'll just wake up. What's wrong with that? So the
Speaker 1: thing is that like if you don't put the bed
Speaker 1: at a certain time, I won't get enough rest. Therefore
Speaker 1: it'll get stressed out. And stressed can kill them straight up.
Speaker 1: Stress can kill anything, like not much stress, like like
Speaker 1: for them, if they like if they spend that seventy
Speaker 1: five dollars and they're like proportionate to what they would experience,
Speaker 1: they'd be like, ah, fucking it would die. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But counterpoint, have you ever seen them grab onto like
Speaker 1: a Q tip gives him grab on the people and
Speaker 1: they hang on like was cute? It is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just give it like a sword.
Speaker 3: And I love them when they get their little lego hands.
Speaker 3: They got their little lego hands.
Speaker 2: I can't help it. They're like cool, I look at you.
Speaker 2: That stuff all looks cool. But I think everybody that
Speaker 2: mostly has exotic pets.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't take care of them. Yeah, it's it's pets in general, dude.
Speaker 1: People that have dogs that don't walk there, Like, you
Speaker 1: gotta walk your dog a lot, especially when they're young,
Speaker 1: when they're like healthy, you gotta walk them for like
Speaker 1: two three hours a day, yeah, genuinely. And that's tough
Speaker 1: to do, dude, especially if you have like a job
Speaker 1: or anything, you have things to focus on, you gotta
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: For That's the reason why as an adult, I've never
Speaker 2: had a pet, because I just know I don't want to,
Speaker 2: like the amount of time that I want to put
Speaker 2: into it to properly take care of it.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to do it, yeah, by myself,
Speaker 1: especially like I'm not yeah, I'm not putting the time,
Speaker 1: but I does understand the fact that how much I
Speaker 1: have to sacrifice. I have to be ready. You have
Speaker 1: to be ready for things like that.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like a child for me.
Speaker 2: If I run out of like video games to play
Speaker 2: at some point, then I think I can have a pet,
Speaker 2: because that's the thing. Like in my free time, I
Speaker 2: really all I want to do is sit down and
Speaker 2: is fucking like game. And I feel like a lot
Speaker 2: of that time could.
Speaker 1: Be used to take care of it. Take care of
Speaker 1: your pets, right. Also, that's what bothers me to the
Speaker 1: loss of a pet is the loss of your dog
Speaker 1: is a fucking harrowing experience. Yeah, I don't know why
Speaker 1: we haven't genetically made dogs for like two hundred years
Speaker 1: or something. We can't do it. We have they would
Speaker 1: get too smart to get smart, they would get immediately.
Speaker 1: I don't think they would. Man, you can't you literally
Speaker 1: there's literally a phrase for how dumb dogs can be.
Speaker 1: What is the phrase?
Speaker 3: You can't teach a dog new You can't teach old
Speaker 3: dogs anything but think anything.
Speaker 1: Anything like this? Right. First of all, you can't train
Speaker 1: older dogs. You can't impossible, you can't teach straight dogs
Speaker 1: gay tricks. You can't teach gay people how to not
Speaker 1: be gay. I mean can't. They're just gay. You gotta
Speaker 1: leave them like that facts, at least in facts. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's crazy. Why would you say that? I
Speaker 1: was like, you said it. I know now I said it,
Speaker 1: So that's crazy. Why would I say that? Such a
Speaker 1: homofold man. I can't believe we have such a scathing, blatant,
Speaker 1: seething homophobe on eating It's true, man, I really hate
Speaker 1: gay people myself because I'm gay. What's the last time you,
Speaker 1: guys seed in anger?
Speaker 2: It's been a while, probably playing it must have been
Speaker 2: some type of Souls Born game. That's probably the last time.
Speaker 2: Probably it was probably that, because like I've been relatively
Speaker 2: it's been. I like, I look, I'm being honest, souls
Speaker 2: born people. I like winning way more than I like
Speaker 2: getting destroyed. And so those games are fun as ship,
Speaker 2: but god damn they induce so much stress that you
Speaker 2: just don't I think you don't realize it.
Speaker 1: It's a ton of stress. Like I've played, I've played
Speaker 1: older I finished doing it. After I was done playing it,
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt my head was compressed and
Speaker 1: like the angry headship, and I had to be like,
Speaker 1: why do I feel like relaxing my head? I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 1: I think really hard? Too hard. It was a rage boner.
Speaker 1: You get rage boner because I can't.
Speaker 2: Ah, dude, that's lying. Look man, here's what this is.
Speaker 2: What's gonna happen Now that you mention it, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: recognize that I do. Because it's not like when when
Speaker 2: when my my step mom was like, oh man, I
Speaker 2: have a hunger headache and I was like, well, you
Speaker 2: get fucking headaches when you're hungry. I never noticed that,
Speaker 2: and then I I notice that I do. So it's
Speaker 2: one of those things that you kind of just don't
Speaker 2: put two and two together. So now the next time
Speaker 2: I get a fucking raging heart on when I'm fucking frustrated.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to have rage meat fucking have sex
Speaker 1: with my couch because why not? Why not fuck your couch? Man,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't like the guy, but like, why
Speaker 1: not fuck your couch? Your it's your couch. I feel
Speaker 1: like if you just cause like, dry couch sounds crazy,
Speaker 1: So why not just put a pocket pussy dry couch
Speaker 1: all the way. You don't like dry, you don't You
Speaker 1: don't beat your dick dry till it fucking till it starts,
Speaker 1: you know, peeling off in the bloody used the bloody lubricate.
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't beat your dick with just water.
Speaker 1: That's worse than nothing. I feel like nothing, so barbaring.
Speaker 2: It lost, like just like because like what like a
Speaker 2: hand job you can just stroke the shaft up and down,
Speaker 2: skins doing this thing, but like what if you don't.
Speaker 1: Sweat all though you don't sweat at all, the handtop
Speaker 1: is arduous. I just feel I to me, to me,
Speaker 1: it's that's I don't know, man, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm going with the next question.
Speaker 3: All right, wolf Man sixty six Road, and he says, hey, boys,
Speaker 3: I'm back on the question tier after I plundered.
Speaker 1: Some Doablloon's word.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, Welcome back, wolf man. My question for y'all
Speaker 3: is whether or not you would buy a brand new
Speaker 3: game for an older console. There's nothing saying you can't
Speaker 3: just make a PlayStation two game in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: That is true, technically you could do that.
Speaker 1: The only group people that do this is Atlas. In fact,
Speaker 1: Atlas still is willing to make and send out PS
Speaker 1: two versions of their games. What what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: They'll create PS two versions of the game if people
Speaker 1: buy it, they'll create like if you buy a directing
Speaker 1: from Maclis, they'll make up a disc of Persona four
Speaker 1: and then send it to you. Are you serious? Yes?
Speaker 1: Actually it's crazy right how they still have the ability
Speaker 1: to make it. I guess sounds illegal but cool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, cool, sick wild. The only people to
Speaker 1: have it, though, I know there are people who make
Speaker 1: their own, like custom like any S games. I know
Speaker 1: that that's like a thing because like that that's such
Speaker 1: a old hardware, and even probably PS one you can
Speaker 1: probably still get away with just like making making ps
Speaker 1: one games off off of those old uh skews, the
Speaker 1: black pis ones that people used to develop on.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean that would be so sick, that
Speaker 3: would be weird as fuck. But I would be totally
Speaker 3: into that.
Speaker 1: There's something really special about owning uh physical media. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't really partake in it too much. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: owning owning it is a really special thing because it's
Speaker 1: like for me, will some books, you know, owning the
Speaker 1: books I own, I really appreciate having, like they're you know,
Speaker 1: they're always mine and I can always embark them on
Speaker 1: the people afterwards, you know, So I think that's really cool.
Speaker 1: By the same time, the convenience of digitally buying things
Speaker 1: just unbeaten. Man.
Speaker 3: Nothing beats coming on the pages of a physical book.
Speaker 1: Nothing beats coming on your fucking uncle's Playboy after he
Speaker 1: already came on and then it shatters with so much
Speaker 1: come it's more, it's more, it's more of a tablet
Speaker 1: than a patrire book. And then it shatters because you
Speaker 1: can't can't really come on a kindle. It's not the same.
Speaker 1: You can, but it like it fucking wouldn't it, Just
Speaker 1: like it's just easily wipe off. It's boring. Yeah, it's boring,
Speaker 1: Like you want to see like what what pages are missing,
Speaker 1: what pages are like stuck together? It's like interesting. You
Speaker 1: don't get that experience. Go to the public libraries and
Speaker 1: I just start sperming all over their books, and you know,
Speaker 1: sperm all over the book.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people they they'll know which ones the special book,
Speaker 2: you know, once they find the requested book, they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's that's the one exactly.
Speaker 1: I go to the library, I like that female, your production,
Speaker 1: and then I come all over the book and I leave.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Those are like the least sexy diagrams with
Speaker 1: my with my dick. I leave to what always does
Speaker 1: it for me? When you see like you see the diagram,
Speaker 1: you see the anatomy of the female, and I see
Speaker 1: the little thing pointing to the anus. That does it
Speaker 1: for me? I'm actually genuinely astounded that that hasn't.
Speaker 3: The fact that that thought hasn't crossed my mind before
Speaker 3: is actually pretty astounding.
Speaker 1: Come on a book at a library. No, the idea
Speaker 1: of like.
Speaker 3: Seeing a woman and then like for a flash of
Speaker 3: a moment, like realizing that that system is there. Because
Speaker 3: I think about like sometimes I'll look at people talking
Speaker 3: and I'll be I'll be really aware that there's like
Speaker 3: a skull in their head, like moving like a fucking puppet,
Speaker 3: and I'll be like very like it'll freak me out
Speaker 3: a little bit because that I'll be like really aware
Speaker 3: of that, like if I that we're like skeletons, there's
Speaker 3: like sticks at the center of us. There.
Speaker 1: There's moments where I realized that, like like every time
Speaker 1: before I go to bed, I realized, like I could die.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, right, So like when I like I'm closing
Speaker 1: my eyes, I'm like.
Speaker 3: Yo, it's happening right now. You're like a like a
Speaker 3: like a Halloween skeleton right now.
Speaker 1: That's terrifying. You're like a Party City skeleton to me
Speaker 1: right now. But it's like, dang, I can really like
Speaker 1: die right now. And I'm like all right, I make
Speaker 1: peace with myself. And I'm like I had a good run?
Speaker 1: Did you I think? Did you? I mean yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's not a bad run. I guess you know.
Speaker 2: I have this thing where I think about that every
Speaker 2: once in a while, like, oh man, you could go
Speaker 2: at any moment, and then so you think, oh, you
Speaker 2: should make sure all your ducks are in order. But
Speaker 2: then I'm like, if I do that, that means I'm
Speaker 2: gonna die.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I don't want to the problem supers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a superstitious way, like as soon as I
Speaker 2: get everything sorted out, like just in case if something happens,
Speaker 2: something is definitely going to happen.
Speaker 1: That moment you do that, you turned, you turn around,
Speaker 1: and some guys like points your face, you did this?
Speaker 1: Should it just love? He should have just lived life?
Speaker 1: And then the thing is like right at that moment,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh man, I didn't pay his credit card.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I got an overdraft fee, and the right
Speaker 1: I'll be back later. He poops like a like Nightcrawler.
Speaker 1: He looks at you and you're looking at him, and
Speaker 1: he's just gone. It has to be like it has
Speaker 1: to be like there's no transition, he's just there. Then
Speaker 1: he's not there. There's no like flashing light, there's no
Speaker 1: like blur out. He's just not there, just not there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that with me for a few months.
Speaker 2: Always like when it's like more of like the like
Speaker 2: they're there and then you turn around and then immediately
Speaker 2: not like say like I was just playing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Batman.
Speaker 2: Uh me playing Cyberpunk Johnny Silrehan or he just always
Speaker 2: he's just there and then he's look away and he's
Speaker 2: gone killed.
Speaker 1: That as Johnny's overhand man counteries that are really good job.
Speaker 1: I would say my favorite moments in those game is
Speaker 1: when you get to be him. Oh yeah, you get
Speaker 1: to play as that's cool. Yeah, when you get the
Speaker 1: fucking wild ass explosives that is so stupid, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's so cool. The good you get in that game.
Speaker 1: By the end of that game, the weapons you acquire
Speaker 1: are so out of fucking pocket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I was like, I wanted that immediately.
Speaker 2: I just want to know you can't get you got
Speaker 2: to do mission I probably, Yeah, I think, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I didn't just get them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't mod the game.
Speaker 2: I was actually so I so the first thing that
Speaker 2: I did, of course, I was like, oh, helly, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make everybody naked. But it was it wasn't working well.
Speaker 2: There was there was an issue where even if I
Speaker 2: wanted to put on clothes, like say, the idea is
Speaker 2: supposed to be there's a default thing that should be
Speaker 2: uh that like, oh, this is gonna be gone and
Speaker 2: this will be like nu, it's like invisible, like a
Speaker 2: lot of time about mod's work.
Speaker 1: But for some fucking reason, if I it just didn't
Speaker 1: work well, just like you're just naked. It was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it didn't matter what I did.
Speaker 2: Dude's dick was out all the time, and it was
Speaker 2: like I was like, ah, this is just stupid and
Speaker 2: and what's the point if you can't see yourself? But anyway,
Speaker 2: next time I'm gonna I'll get deeper.
Speaker 3: Into I'm playing Cyrapunk again. Yeah, although like it's it's
Speaker 3: schizophrenic because I'm playing like a million other things.
Speaker 1: Playing Red Dead right now again? You play Redd? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was well, that was my last big game that
Speaker 1: I played before I was like the A A Z. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do everything I do Cyapunk. I actually only do the
Speaker 1: fights we gotta, you know, the like the bare knuckle fights.
Speaker 1: I only fight like the really big women. Got Beatpunk
Speaker 1: is weird beating a dude. I get the Girl of
Speaker 1: Arms actually like a motherfucker. It was like have a
Speaker 1: fair fight. I put the Girl of Arms on and
Speaker 1: I'd be beating the breaks off those ladies. Why wouldn't you.
Speaker 3: Like Cypunk's weird because it like it plays very like
Speaker 3: I like it, and a lot of it is really good,
Speaker 3: but like as I'm playing it, it's just like, man,
Speaker 3: it kind of just doesn't feel good to move around,
Speaker 3: And like I think there's something about CD project where
Speaker 3: like they just don't know how to make games, where
Speaker 3: like it feels good to move around in them.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is because what you're have
Speaker 1: you played recently recently. I'm playing it right now, like
Speaker 1: literally like last night. I'm just like and then you
Speaker 1: know what it is feod after when I had the
Speaker 1: whole game regularly before then, I got upgrades all the
Speaker 1: way up to the point I was using a lot
Speaker 1: of like the shanobe and like that stuff, and I
Speaker 1: felt like butter running around the city, jumping on buildings
Speaker 1: and fly it. Pretty much.
Speaker 3: The thing to me is it's just like it's very
Speaker 3: clearly like that's not their first they don't know how
Speaker 3: to they they they're not adept at making first person games,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It's it's a little clunky,
Speaker 3: Like pretty often it's cool because you can do so
Speaker 3: much and like there's so much there, but like, man,
Speaker 3: like sometimes I'll play and I'm like, man, I wish this,
Speaker 3: I wish I wish I wish this felt like destiny,
Speaker 3: Like I wish I could do all of this this
Speaker 3: the gameplay, I want the same. But it's just like
Speaker 3: moving around I wish felt a little better.
Speaker 1: I love that went around with a snap rifle, a
Speaker 1: pistol on a sword like a psychopath. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like the like the melee combat in that game is
Speaker 3: like people make fun of, like, uh, Skyrim for having
Speaker 3: like really clunky melee comment, but like it's not really
Speaker 3: that different.
Speaker 1: It's kind of the same.
Speaker 3: Like you can do cool stuff like the should be
Speaker 3: blocking where you could like deflect bullets back.
Speaker 1: That's that's cool saying. I like that.
Speaker 3: You have to aim it too, Like you have to
Speaker 3: like you actually have to aim properly to do it.
Speaker 1: Cool that I saw I killed wats his name a
Speaker 1: cyborg cyborg guy? Uh, never mind, created you're playing a game,
Speaker 1: I mean like the big guy. Yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. The big failure.
Speaker 2: Actually I still need to do that. I think that's
Speaker 2: actually the last well what I mean, I'm working. That's
Speaker 2: what I need to toggle that next mission to. I
Speaker 2: think go funck that dude up.
Speaker 1: I did the I think I I didn't one hundred
Speaker 1: percent of the game. But I did every mission, every mission,
Speaker 1: every gig, every side story thing I did, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I played this game, so I definitely didn't
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I watched. But the weapons I had,
Speaker 1: I had, We're insane. I was like, I was a god. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm already.
Speaker 2: Good enough and I'm not even like I am, so
Speaker 2: since I was kind of blazing through it, I'm like
Speaker 2: I'm good enough. I'm I'm basically glass cannon right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, like so if it's very it's very
Speaker 1: easy to get killed if you're trying to rush. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to get through. I love it, dude, I
Speaker 1: love it. I fucking I get the wire. I wait
Speaker 1: people toiay died. Then I call them slaves and I
Speaker 1: whip them some more, whip them again? All right? He
Speaker 1: scooped James scooped. James wrote in uh wait is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Scoop James, and he says, hello Twinkie Winky, Dipsy and.
Speaker 1: Pole the fun. Oh that's the tubes, right, is it? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Dipsy is a tellytubby. I noticed, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: the Tinky Wink. I remember that one in PO. People
Speaker 1: had a problem with Tink because he had a perth.
Speaker 1: He had a what perth? What's that? What perth? Like perth?
Speaker 1: A purse? I did it? He did it by mistake.
Speaker 1: I was like, what anyway? He says?
Speaker 3: I remember Chris mentioning that he'd be sad if something
Speaker 3: bad came out of it. Black with so with his
Speaker 3: Zionism and cutting Kyle gas loose. How you holding up, Chris?
Speaker 1: Fine? I mean that's like Zionism. What do you say?
Speaker 1: I don't know just what he just I don't even
Speaker 1: think so. I think I think. I don't think he did.
Speaker 1: I think his man just said something else, sort of
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't think.
Speaker 3: It strikes me like I haven't Look, I haven't paid
Speaker 3: attention to everything, Jack Black, I said, because like why
Speaker 3: the like.
Speaker 1: I don't you would have seen something about that, because
Speaker 1: as soon as everything happened with today's dety, I got
Speaker 1: brought up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the thing the thing about Look, here's the thing
Speaker 3: about that kind of the whole Israel thing.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: I think it's dumb, but it is mega common, Okay,
Speaker 3: Like this is like a very deeply entrenched kind of
Speaker 3: cultural thing. I'm not gonna get bent out of shape
Speaker 3: about it. If like fucking Noah Snap from fucking stranger
Speaker 3: things like really loves Israel, like I could give a
Speaker 3: fuck with I think it's dumb, like it matters. I
Speaker 3: guess for policymakers. I guess like that's like the only
Speaker 3: time where I'm gonna really give shit. But it's such
Speaker 3: a commonly held position that like I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I can't. I'll you know, laugh at the idea that
Speaker 3: like oh they're wrong or whatever, or like or if
Speaker 3: they're wrong about certain specific things, like that's fine, But
Speaker 3: like I was talking more about like you know, he's
Speaker 3: a pedophile or like a rapist or like a fucking
Speaker 3: serial killer who's been quietly like operating in the shadows
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 1: If it was the races, I wouldn't hate him as
Speaker 1: much as I'd be, like racist is like the most
Speaker 1: bad finding in with me, be like all right, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of on your side. So like Kanye, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so for him. I really don't feel with Kanye anymore,
Speaker 1: really sucks. Didn't have like a new album I saw
Speaker 1: because I just I can't anymore I can't. But if
Speaker 1: it's good, I heard it's bad. Actually I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't keep. I can't keep. I'm gonna choose to acts
Speaker 1: if he stopped making music because I respect his first
Speaker 1: several projects. I believe what that's said. Yeah, there's nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with that, man. I mean, it's it's how it's sad.
Speaker 1: I can't keep doing it. I feel like I would
Speaker 1: be too curious if you like, i'd be like what
Speaker 1: you want to hear it? I guess, yeah, like what's
Speaker 1: going on? Well?
Speaker 2: See, like because I don't feel that way about like say,
Speaker 2: I used to you know, over a decade ago, I
Speaker 2: really respected Joe Rogan, and as as time went on,
Speaker 2: it was getting a little less and less. Like I
Speaker 2: still like him, but but now it's at the point
Speaker 2: where I'm like I kind of detest him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Joe.
Speaker 3: Rogan puts out so much stuff, you know, like I
Speaker 3: feel like with an album or like kind of it's
Speaker 3: like it's just like it's maybe like once a year max.
Speaker 3: You know, it's I don't know, I'd be fucking curious
Speaker 3: for me, and my perspective is this and the investment
Speaker 3: is so low.
Speaker 1: It's like what like thirty minutes. Maybe it's supposed to
Speaker 1: a podcast. It's like, fucking I'm not gonna spend five
Speaker 1: hours in a podcasts and somebody, yeah, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 1: What I mean is like I just don't care about
Speaker 1: him anymore, Like I don't like him and I really
Speaker 1: don't care to like even so in the same vein
Speaker 1: where people in the comedy world are trashing his new
Speaker 1: Netflix special, of course it was I before even seeing
Speaker 1: it or anything, he's never had a good I saw
Speaker 1: him live one time, and everybody Bill Burrow was great,
Speaker 1: like it was Joe Rogan and friends. The friends were great.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan did the longest set and it was fucking
Speaker 1: ass not really a comedian. Where'd he get in this
Speaker 1: community comedy se like, I don't I just don't know
Speaker 1: where he got.
Speaker 2: Well, I know exactly how his friends thought. He was
Speaker 2: hilarious in like the locker room when he would do
Speaker 2: like taekwondo and shit. So he would do like all
Speaker 2: all those competitions, and he was like the comedian of
Speaker 2: the group, like you're fucking hilarious. And after a certain
Speaker 2: point he started getting into that because he realized, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't want to get kicked in the head for
Speaker 2: a living, you know which I feel like you should
Speaker 2: have went down that route, to be honest, either that
Speaker 2: or just stayed away from comedy and just stuck with
Speaker 2: his his h when he started doing acting and the
Speaker 2: Fear Factor Ship and then the podcast, but the comedy
Speaker 2: aspect of it. I'm like, even when his friends, every
Speaker 2: time I would listen to his friends, they'd come out
Speaker 2: on his podcast and they'd be fucking around. He would
Speaker 2: almost never say anything funny. It would be everybody around
Speaker 2: him and it was like he's a great beacon, but
Speaker 2: that was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, uh, he's like an interviewer, Like he's
Speaker 3: he's the person that you put in front of people
Speaker 3: so that they can they can kind of bounce off
Speaker 3: of him and like shine, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like talk show hosts or something where it's like okay,
Speaker 3: like some like very with very rare. I mean, Conan
Speaker 3: O'Brien's really the only like late night television personnel like
Speaker 3: he's actually funny, Like the rest of them are kind
Speaker 3: of like fine, you know what I mean. It's more
Speaker 3: about like the people that they're talking to, right, and
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan's that like, he's just like a he was
Speaker 3: a really well connected guy who knew a lot of
Speaker 3: comedians and that's just how But he's not a like
Speaker 3: he's never had I can't think of a single Joe
Speaker 3: Rogan joke, you know what I mean, Like, there's no like,
Speaker 3: I don't I really like sincerely, Like, I don't know
Speaker 3: if there's like a single one that like. And the
Speaker 3: only one that I can think of is the one
Speaker 3: that everybody made fun of him for, which is the
Speaker 3: hump in the stool. Yeah, that was the icon m
Speaker 3: Kardashian who was pretending to be like the Kardashian. Oh,
Speaker 3: something happens when you turn into a Kardashian, dude.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember the content.
Speaker 3: I just I just remember everybody laughing at him because
Speaker 3: he was like, oh, he's he's humping the stool for like,
Speaker 3: just to get a reaction.
Speaker 2: Does his retarded physical comedy. That's not good at all. Actually,
Speaker 2: I don't like most physical comedy to be that personal
Speaker 2: preference on a stage. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like, Yeah, that's what I mean exactly
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about stand up comedy. Yeah, idea somebody's like,
Speaker 1: a physical comedy shoots up in the face. It's not
Speaker 1: funny to you. One blows ahead. Somebody with a cult.
Speaker 1: They put a cult under. If it was something like,
Speaker 1: hey laugh and you don't did that right now? I
Speaker 1: would laugh. I would not physic. I would be like,
Speaker 1: whoa physical comedy is? Is not a stand up thing?
Speaker 1: Like you don't like you can't, but don't you have
Speaker 1: to stand up? But up? You should be boiled. It
Speaker 1: won't work. It won't work. The water get cold, so
Speaker 1: I get in it. That's a wild you say, boiling pot.
Speaker 1: They put you in a brass bowl and you're fine,
Speaker 1: it's freezing solid.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, like I mean, yeah, I saw like
Speaker 3: one clip of it, and I was like, maybe I'll
Speaker 3: watch it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have Netflix for like a little bit,
Speaker 1: so maybe i' Lillian was like, why are you watching this?
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. Yeah, it's to be fair.
Speaker 2: I was a lot of the prestige of comedy specials
Speaker 2: have really worn off in the in the past years.
Speaker 1: There were some bangers in the early twenty tens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then when Chappelle came back, I thought it was
Speaker 1: the goodest toudal resurgence and then it fell off again.
Speaker 1: I remember one or two of them being good. I
Speaker 1: don't remember when he came back. When he came back,
Speaker 1: like like the comedy special thing became like whole things.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watched Andrew Schultz's one.
Speaker 3: It was fine, it was Shane Gillis had a pretty
Speaker 3: good one recently that that last one, Like what the
Speaker 3: fuck was it? Im like he talks about.
Speaker 1: I think it was just live somewhere. I don't know, Uncle, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like nick uh like he's I think he's mad funny.
Speaker 1: I think he's a genuinely like he's.
Speaker 3: Actually like one of those people who's like genuinely like
Speaker 3: he's he's edgy and funny in a way that like works,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And when I say edgi,
Speaker 3: I mean like he's he's touching subjects that are like,
Speaker 3: you know a.
Speaker 1: Little bit like you know, not great. The thing is
Speaker 1: that a lot of people don't do they don't see
Speaker 1: their landing off. You gotta be funnier than you are
Speaker 1: fucked up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, We've talked about that a lot, where it's like
Speaker 3: the whole point is and I think I've used this
Speaker 3: analogy before. But like you know, if you're doing like
Speaker 3: edgy stuff, it's almost like diving in a dumpster, like
Speaker 3: looking for like a diamond. And if you're just like,
Speaker 3: if you just get dirty and you don't put out
Speaker 3: a pull out a diamond from that garbage can, then
Speaker 3: you're just a dirty asshole. You're just like you just
Speaker 3: look like an as garbage. You're dirty for no good reason.
Speaker 3: And it's like the whole point is like you dirty
Speaker 3: yourself and then you pull out something that makes it
Speaker 3: worth it. Uh, And most people just aren't really good
Speaker 3: at They just they just kind of roll around to
Speaker 3: the top and get all fucking It's like, oh, slur slur,
Speaker 3: slur sur slur, and it's like it's not that's funny.
Speaker 3: It's funny in the in the sense that like if
Speaker 3: you saw that in the street, it's hilarious. Like if
Speaker 3: you were getting a sandwich and some guy just like
Speaker 3: was getting a sandwich and he just shouted the N
Speaker 3: word fifty times in a row for no reason and
Speaker 3: then walked out that ship is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay for that. I'm not gonna pay
Speaker 1: for this. I can see this. I would pay for that.
Speaker 1: You remember people watching in New York all sorts.
Speaker 3: Of crazy ship that. I think he's hilarious, but I
Speaker 3: wouldn't pay it to see.
Speaker 1: I remember people stabbing people. That's funny. I mean you
Speaker 1: are watching physical that's physical comedy. Was somebody do this
Speaker 1: is really fucked up. We do all things like hey,
Speaker 1: what's some you'll say to oh came, I went back
Speaker 1: stab him three times and leave those They're like, what
Speaker 1: what you got playing in your earphones or whatever? And
Speaker 1: you just kill them?
Speaker 3: Kill kick it, don't kill me, stab him twice, that'd
Speaker 3: be on like kickers sound.
Speaker 1: You don't kill him? The blood loss kills him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right right, they're in the hospital.
Speaker 3: You didn't do it, but yeah, you guys fit Yeah,
Speaker 3: Shane Gillis, I think did it well. I think I
Speaker 3: think even I think even Chappelle, like early when he
Speaker 3: like around like pandemic or like pre pandemic just before
Speaker 3: like his first like two specials I thought were pretty good,
Speaker 3: like sorry, no, I was gonna say like six, and
Speaker 3: like I watched Sticks and Stones with Gabby Paul and
Speaker 3: like a bunch of other people. I think you were
Speaker 3: there too. We were cracking the fuck up. And that's
Speaker 3: like a joke that there's a bunch of jokes in
Speaker 3: that one about like all sorts of ship like the
Speaker 3: stuff that he would he would go on to like
Speaker 3: constantly harp on and would make it kind of like
Speaker 3: boring and on fun. But like his joke about like
Speaker 3: the lgbt Q car and then like stopping along the
Speaker 3: road and picking people up is hilarious. It is that
Speaker 3: it is a well crafted joke, and it's like he's
Speaker 3: getting dirty and it's like, oh, he's he's being clever
Speaker 3: with it. There's something here. But then like now it's
Speaker 3: just like I don't know, man, it's like the that
Speaker 3: fucking norm show.
Speaker 1: Basically he got he revealed. Yeah, that's all I feel it.
Speaker 2: It's gotten to a point where I think why crowd
Speaker 2: work is doing so well nowadays is because of how
Speaker 2: unoriginal so many people are being, because they're all just
Speaker 2: doing culture war takes and I feel like a lot of.
Speaker 1: People, yeah, just they're so tired of it. It's boring.
Speaker 3: The written material is just not as good as it
Speaker 3: used to be, and it's and it's lazy, And I
Speaker 3: mean crowd work is to an extent lazy.
Speaker 2: Tis lazy but it's original in a way that each
Speaker 2: person that you're making fun of is not the same person,
Speaker 2: if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's spontaneous, it's uh, and there are people who are
Speaker 1: like really good at it. Yeah, there's people that are
Speaker 1: very and they're they're doing the best right now. Like say, uh,
Speaker 1: there was that guy that got chat on for a while.
Speaker 1: I forgot his name. He was like he said, they
Speaker 1: say it was really handsome. Oh, Matt Rich. That's that's
Speaker 1: him that I guess he's he blew up doing crowd work.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen his work. Starv is he was a.
Speaker 2: Come town and he left because he wanted to blow
Speaker 2: up more. And he and his crowd work clips do
Speaker 2: gang busters of numbers, and I'm like, damn that. What
Speaker 2: annoys me about that is I've never considered doing that
Speaker 2: type of ship because I've always been like, oh, I
Speaker 2: want to do stand up, but I'm too lazy to write,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, dude, crowd work I never even thought
Speaker 2: about that is a thing that I could.
Speaker 1: I could. I I love roasting.
Speaker 2: Roasting is like the thing that like we can fucking
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, We could do crowd work
Speaker 2: crowd work. Literally scared going up there with no written stuff.
Speaker 2: Though it would be weird because I.
Speaker 1: Go up there and I would let it fly, but
Speaker 1: I'll probably it'd probably get them into like it'd be
Speaker 1: like ha ha ha to booze and get the fun out.
Speaker 1: They stab that man, kill that man, kill that man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like uh, And they don't laugh at jokes almost
Speaker 1: some wild just just I.
Speaker 2: Want you just skitzo it, Like you just get up
Speaker 2: there and be like, pretty sure my dick's bigger than yours, man,
Speaker 2: and somebody's gonna get mad and then you want to
Speaker 2: do something about it, and it gets all awkward, and
Speaker 2: then you hit on his fucking wife and it gets weirder.
Speaker 1: But I put my cock in a sip in his mouth.
Speaker 1: And then you open your jacket and there's a bomb strategy.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a fucking nuke on me. I like,
Speaker 1: walk bar and I fucking you somehow have the fucking
Speaker 1: the fucking Oppenheimer fucking Adam bomb, the first Adam bomb
Speaker 1: that they were Trinity test Adam. I went back in
Speaker 1: time and I got this somehow. You open your trench
Speaker 1: coat and then it justsane. You throw it on the
Speaker 1: guy at the front thought, and I put a dome
Speaker 1: over him, home over him and blow him up on him,
Speaker 1: Like it's just so much a light comes out of
Speaker 1: there's so much a light. And I'm like, I'm like
Speaker 1: the idea, the idea of putting enough slipping slightly though,
Speaker 1: like I'm having way more trouble. Come out, come here,
Speaker 1: help me, help me out, and you're scaring, Okay.
Speaker 3: The premise of putting a nuke next to like a mouse,
Speaker 3: and like putting a fucking dome over it, and then
Speaker 3: it would work.
Speaker 1: It's done, just a little smoke that was almost really dangerous.
Speaker 1: That was almost really bad. If we didn't have this
Speaker 1: particular dome, we would have all died. You open it
Speaker 1: and there's a hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a perfectly cylindrical whole shoot and then
Speaker 3: you see light at.
Speaker 1: The other side. And then you turn here you here's
Speaker 1: somebody speaking Chinese on the other side, like that you animated.
Speaker 1: You hear you hear fucking like Mandarin or something. And
Speaker 1: then after that here screams because they all funneled throughout
Speaker 1: and up through there you see the core of the planet.
Speaker 1: He's seen the bright light of the core of the planet.
Speaker 1: You're like, that was silly. Huh you scream?
Speaker 3: You hear you?
Speaker 1: That's some ship the mask would do and really, not
Speaker 1: understanding did the function. I'd be like, what what are
Speaker 1: you watch? I so mad? It's like, Bro, he wakes
Speaker 1: up in the morning. Oh fuck, what a regular guy.
Speaker 1: He's like, Bro, I killed so many people just now sexually.
Speaker 1: I put my dick in someone's mouth. I fucking nuked
Speaker 1: him and then nuked an entire country. Here's an interesting one.
Speaker 1: Oh god, bro, we need a show.
Speaker 3: I should speed joined the I r a road and
Speaker 3: he says, what's up you bunch of British cigarettes?
Speaker 1: Damn? So Lucy's nice. That's that's New York right. I
Speaker 1: think you made. I think he made. That's the guy
Speaker 1: from fan. It's a little dude, Hue. I was thinking
Speaker 1: of my ma Alex. Oh, it's up with starlight face.
Speaker 1: He was sucking the clone. He was like, I'm down.
Speaker 1: I'm dude, what only but painal? What? So? Then you
Speaker 1: didn't know it was me? You gotta make yourself look
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta look uppolled. Essentially, you gotta look
Speaker 1: at all. You didn't know what was me? No, I
Speaker 1: was butt fucking like like that's we've never had anal
Speaker 1: How did you think that was me? I thought you
Speaker 1: finally came around with bitch fix Your fucking face is stupid, stupid,
Speaker 1: gad wore. I'm out of here. My Homer Simpson Yoda
Speaker 1: porn isn't loading? If you say, Huey, what's wrong with
Speaker 1: my Homa Simpsons Yoda porn? Is that the boys? Oh Hughey,
Speaker 1: fixed my pone?
Speaker 6: You fucking wanka listen ewie ewie ye my afterwards, if
Speaker 6: it all works, I'll even suck your dick here. Beat
Speaker 6: the funk black fellow has been bothering you. I really
Speaker 6: hate black people.
Speaker 1: I think, I figure, I think country, I think, I think.
Speaker 1: I love him so much. I think he's such a
Speaker 1: good cast for a character because his smile is so diabolical.
Speaker 1: It's so great. That's such a tiny, mean smile.
Speaker 2: He's he's definitely he's low key one of my favorite actors.
Speaker 2: I just never thought about it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know, you know exactly what. He's been
Speaker 1: consistently like great in everything. I liked him. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't need to listen off, but everything's been and
Speaker 1: I've felt like, yeah, that's some darwish people.
Speaker 3: YE like of it, like the reboot of Shinders listening,
Speaker 3: I could have I could have done more, but.
Speaker 1: Pack it up. We go to I love that him
Speaker 1: that clip of him saying that is what little boyfriend
Speaker 1: in the I know he laughed. I know he laughed.
Speaker 1: Know how significant that scene was until I saw it.
Speaker 1: It's a more of that entire season? Is there? Does
Speaker 1: he does he have like what is I know he
Speaker 1: has an accent, but like, is he like he's Azzie,
Speaker 1: He's British, He's British.
Speaker 3: And the stars Anthony stars.
Speaker 1: From a Kiwi. Yeahs. I'm like, stop making our American
Speaker 1: people from not America. The problem, not my problem exists,
Speaker 1: right we don't fund the arts there you go that
Speaker 1: we suck.
Speaker 2: And also Americans they they they're not even these bricks?
Speaker 2: Are these foreigners are doing better at being American than Americans?
Speaker 1: It really pisses me. I will say, dude, it's not
Speaker 1: okay that British people have been Spider Man for the
Speaker 1: majority of his screen time. Does it's never a New
Speaker 1: York I would just hilarious also to if they do
Speaker 1: it again, I think we riot. No, it's our fault.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be somebody that we'll do. But he just
Speaker 1: chows to I'll do January sixth. I think.
Speaker 3: If then exp you actual Spider Man is British, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna January sixth. Garfields are Halfye, No, he isn't
Speaker 1: is now because his accent, the accent is what makes you.
Speaker 1: But he's a half. He literally is half. I don't
Speaker 1: care because he has an accent. We're gonna do Genua love.
Speaker 1: But he also can talk with the regular like not
Speaker 1: even like accenting, like like, oh, speaking American. He lived
Speaker 1: half his life in both places. I don't care.
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't care he has an accent.
Speaker 1: I don't care what you throw at me. He's a
Speaker 1: different He's going full connuction. That's what I meant. That
Speaker 1: bottled down bro acting real acting, real on brand. Shadow.
Speaker 1: What if I shattered it? Because with my left hand,
Speaker 1: would it would become my in dark problem. You're going
Speaker 1: to be fed up? My thought would be open, was
Speaker 1: so shadow? Oh my god, get this all right, I
Speaker 1: just be joining in, he said. The British thing said,
Speaker 1: throat pussy me. Your prosting tastes like gummy bears. If
Speaker 1: you have the cheese have seen only eating the same meal,
Speaker 1: the same mad sides. Fu, you got a head it
Speaker 1: you gave it my fucking migraine. Whoa, I got dizzy?
Speaker 1: Did you eat? Did you eat today? No? No, I didn't. No,
Speaker 1: it's so late in the day. It is five pm.
Speaker 1: Oh ship it is huh yeah, oh yeah. I had
Speaker 1: a couple of the second to last question, lemonade. That's
Speaker 1: so crazy. You gotta eat, man. I can't stand. I
Speaker 1: can't stand how irresponsible my adult friends are still like
Speaker 1: we're grown as adults and we still do I forgot.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that like it's like it's like it's new
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: I made sliders too, and I just forgot. I could
Speaker 1: have I could have ate them easily, made him look
Speaker 1: at them. Was like, good job? Was there about? I
Speaker 1: thought it was a spider, but it was or something.
Speaker 1: It looks like nothing now sorry, yeah, no, no, I've
Speaker 1: seen yeah, I don't know. There's definitely like something going on.
Speaker 1: I've seen like one bug like that already. I think
Speaker 1: it was a nat it might have been. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: they they sneak in, man, whenever they do innovate afterwards,
Speaker 1: it's always going to be ship moving around. That's the
Speaker 1: nature of that beat. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just
Speaker 1: glad they're not like filth bugs, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm actually I'm curious about there's these bugs that keep
Speaker 2: showing up in our bathroom. Small they look like they're roaches.
Speaker 2: But I can't I'm not like, first of all, why
Speaker 2: would they be coming from the bathroom. Why are they
Speaker 2: not trying to get into the kitchen or anything where
Speaker 2: the food's at water. I was like, and I'm I
Speaker 2: was actually gonna text my manager and say, hey, how
Speaker 2: is my uh, you know, my partner, my apartments on
Speaker 2: the right, the person that lives to the next to me,
Speaker 2: Uh have they complained because know everything, nothing problems on
Speaker 2: any part other than the bathroom which is connected the
Speaker 2: walls connected to you know, my the people that lied
Speaker 2: to me on the right. And I'm wondering they look
Speaker 2: like film students. I wonder if they're just like living
Speaker 2: in squalor and maybe.
Speaker 1: They're filming out the fucking fetish port they're putting like
Speaker 1: fucking dung beetles in someone's pussy them.
Speaker 3: Amazing if you had to choose between only eating the
Speaker 3: same meal the same man and two sides, or listening
Speaker 3: to the same album for the rest of your lives.
Speaker 1: Which would which would they be?
Speaker 5: And why?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so what same meal, same two sides. Yeah,
Speaker 1: would make things way easier for me. Curry chicken, some rice,
Speaker 1: and some Mitch vegetables.
Speaker 3: Bro, I think you're underestimating how how the human brain
Speaker 3: works and how you would probably die from.
Speaker 1: Boredom them and die. I think I'd be fine for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 3: You think you think that until you're you're forced to
Speaker 3: live at reality. But the human brain is the human
Speaker 3: brain is built almost to like be unamused by something,
Speaker 3: even if it's really good, if it's repeated.
Speaker 1: I gotta say this though. I the way that my
Speaker 1: brain works is if I if I only have one option.
Speaker 1: What I mean by this is when I've been dirt
Speaker 1: ass poor and I just bought the same shit in bulk,
Speaker 1: I would completely find It's when I have money and
Speaker 1: I have options, That's when I can't be content with
Speaker 1: eating the same thing. So I think if I literally
Speaker 1: cannot eat anything else, I think I'll accept it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you just would have no choice, right, but
Speaker 1: it would eat away you slowly. I think maybe maybe
Speaker 1: like after like a year or so, or i'd fucking
Speaker 1: hot water and lettuce again. That see, like if if
Speaker 1: it was just hot water and lettuce, I would kill myself.
Speaker 1: That was like there was like some old.
Speaker 3: Lady who said that something. It was like it was like, uh,
Speaker 3: what's your secret? She was like not she was like
Speaker 3: one hundred and something like one hundred and two or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And people were like, what's your secret? Is like I
Speaker 3: just I drink hot water and I eat fucking celery.
Speaker 3: That's just like that's not like why would you want
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 1: That old and eating that?
Speaker 3: Like if I was if I was one hundred and two, dude,
Speaker 3: every day fried driggen every day like pizza, Like.
Speaker 1: The world later is like I drink Doc Pepper every
Speaker 1: single day. They told me I was drinking. The picture
Speaker 1: was like the doctor that I told me it would
Speaker 1: kill me died. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's she didn't say that she shot him,
Speaker 3: which is the actual story.
Speaker 1: That's really what happened to shoved the Doctor Pepper up
Speaker 1: his ass the fucking long way. And some people are
Speaker 1: built different than spun it in there, like a fucking
Speaker 1: spinning the bottle game, but he died.
Speaker 3: But yeah, anyway, it's just like which, like what would
Speaker 3: they be?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I was an album. I
Speaker 1: think it would be I would choose. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't listen to the same music every day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. That would I would wait the same twelve
Speaker 1: songs over and over again, like burrito fries and uh,
Speaker 1: I mean being in Pitts Burrito being in Pitts burritoes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with piss fries and piss fries. Shake a plate has
Speaker 1: been made a piss too. Yeah, something so mad somehow,
Speaker 1: I'm not mad. Plate of piss is crazy multitasking I
Speaker 1: go because, yeah, go ahead eat it. Almost fell asleep.
Speaker 1: I was fucking dizzied himself to death. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to notice that. I'm like, oh, I'm feeling
Speaker 1: a little weak. You chose ship, dude. Wasn't that wild
Speaker 1: that you could just feel it? You just feel yourself? Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh no, but like you feel like I love that feeling.
Speaker 3: There's something that's like almost like I almost like that feeling.
Speaker 3: It's almost like a fever where like it's it you
Speaker 3: feel so disoriented and so weird that it's funny. Like,
Speaker 3: it's fucking funny how weak you feel like during a fever,
Speaker 3: or like when you're really hungry.
Speaker 1: I think that's so stupid, But yes, I've seen your
Speaker 1: fucking dumb ass giggle like an idiot when you got
Speaker 1: the fucking COVID shot and you were sick. You were like, yo, dude,
Speaker 1: it's funny. I was like, don't come near me.
Speaker 3: I was like, I remember reciting the beginning of Destroy
Speaker 3: Humans over and over again.
Speaker 1: Was like, dude, don't come near me, Like stay over there,
Speaker 1: like stay where you are at, do not get me sick.
Speaker 1: And you were like you funny. I was like, seriously, don't.
Speaker 3: Fevers are hilarious? Man, Like it's like I'm hot and
Speaker 3: I'm cold, What the fuck for me?
Speaker 1: This is a joke. It's the power drop of fevers,
Speaker 1: like you'll be you'll be like kind of hub rounding,
Speaker 1: You're out of energy and you're just on the floor.
Speaker 1: You're like, whoa, that was silly back. It's the novelty
Speaker 1: of feeling that deeply out of sorts because you're gonna die.
Speaker 1: Actually you feel like, oh I could not be alive
Speaker 1: from this. And people used to die. People used to
Speaker 1: die from fevers, isn't that crazy? Like they would kill you. Well,
Speaker 1: the fever wouldn't kill you, then what would kill you, Chris?
Speaker 1: The thing that gave you the fever would kill you.
Speaker 1: It's a good point because the fever, I mean, you're
Speaker 1: the fever is like a symptom of something wrong with you,
Speaker 1: your body. Yeah, trying to kill off something that's in you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you you wouldn't go you wouldn't go to
Speaker 3: you wouldn't go to the doctor, and they would diagnose
Speaker 3: you with fever, you know what I mean, Like you
Speaker 3: have a fever because.
Speaker 1: You have fever. And he grabs your neck and he
Speaker 1: starts pulling it off and you're like stop and he's
Speaker 1: like sorry boy, and you just have a long neck now,
Speaker 1: oh he doesn't. He just ran out of strain at
Speaker 1: the very like the stribes with the rings or whatever.
Speaker 1: That shi it is crazy, man, pick it up again tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You're like, somebody had a fucking uh. I think it
Speaker 1: was in Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance. Some asshole had a
Speaker 1: fucking fatality like that upper cuta junior shiit got you
Speaker 1: would it was like no, no, no, it might have
Speaker 1: been quantchy I don't remember. Somebody would literally just get
Speaker 1: on top of your shoulders and then stretch your head up.
Speaker 1: And it's so fucking funny because about stupid. It looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1: This is a hyperbolic th into somebody that you jump
Speaker 1: on someone's shoulders and you grab their neck like under
Speaker 1: and then you stand up with all your mighty you
Speaker 1: pull that fucking spine out. It's like that is it's
Speaker 1: a that's a good move. Can't do that to somebody, right,
Speaker 1: That's not how you theoretically could. If you were, you
Speaker 1: would have to have a lot of we have to
Speaker 1: be really strong to rip some person couldn't do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but a machine, a machine apps you get a machine
Speaker 1: to do that. Oh my god, it be hilarious. Oh
Speaker 1: wild machine can definitely rip your bones out. Here's here's
Speaker 1: another one. Ganda make man. He grabs you by to
Speaker 1: throwing flatten your throats all right, like I didn't mean to,
Speaker 1: all right, gandal flow ro it in, okay. Best fruit mangoes.
Speaker 1: I love mangoes. I like me and mango.
Speaker 3: You cut a mango and you like squeeze a lime
Speaker 3: on it. Dude, that ship's like sincerely like candy. I'm unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I've known before, wor some grapes of good two blueberry salad,
Speaker 1: strawberry solid apples as well, I would settle.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just uh with these specific oranges that
Speaker 2: don't really exist anymore here. They're called valencia m they're
Speaker 2: the best fucking oranges ever, and they're just they just
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, they don't they don't grow them here anymore.
Speaker 2: I forgot what some clownish fuckery something happened, but not
Speaker 2: all they have his naval oranges over here, and they're.
Speaker 1: Not nearly as good. Aren't that good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're kinda they're kind of mad, to be honest.
Speaker 3: I like oranges at least I remember, like artist, but
Speaker 3: when I lived back home. But the oranges that I
Speaker 3: get now is it's kind of.
Speaker 1: Like oranges literally this morning. They are so pretty good,
Speaker 1: but they're not as gay as.
Speaker 2: I wish I can get the one like, so you
Speaker 2: guys can taste the Valencia ones, because there is before
Speaker 2: I think you know what I think it is.
Speaker 1: It's what the it's the oranges that they normally use
Speaker 1: to make orange juice, and so they fucking so big,
Speaker 1: so big orange juice to go big. I mean literally
Speaker 1: big orange juice. It's where I can't get Valencia oranges.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. That's fucked up. Big orange. God,
Speaker 1: damn big orange. I love being a mango. Though it's
Speaker 1: hard to argue.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say something that's probably like a little bit
Speaker 3: insane or controversial, but yeah, I love all this.
Speaker 1: Man. They're not fruits, so I think they are. They
Speaker 1: might be. I think they are.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's they're not. I feel like
Speaker 3: they're not vegetable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they grow on trees, so I think they're fruits
Speaker 1: because by definition, since they grow on trees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's like a weird technicality, but
Speaker 3: like they are, they're They're definitely not vegetables.
Speaker 1: They are absolutely fruits, yeah, just like tomato, since they
Speaker 1: go on vines. There there also they have seeds that yeah,
Speaker 1: they have pits, so the seeds. Yeah, that's right, that's
Speaker 1: a feature more than they being on trees. Right, And
Speaker 1: then I think, I think, uh, how do you defind
Speaker 1: berries again? Berries are something like what a berry actually
Speaker 1: is a is a small thing you feel gay. I
Speaker 1: think that's they feel gay eating. I think it's a berry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta say, dude, blueberries as like a fruit,
Speaker 3: it's like an ingredient. I think they're great as an ingredient,
Speaker 3: like you put that in something like a waffle. Oh,
Speaker 3: blueberry raffles are great. But like I would never sit
Speaker 3: there and eat blueberries like a fucking demon.
Speaker 1: I've never on that. I put on my smoothies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're good. Deal, They're good for smoothies and stuff.
Speaker 3: But like I love blueberries, I've never really like by them.
Speaker 1: Said you fucking have blueberries in my house and I
Speaker 1: eat because it tastes like almost nothing. They taste blue,
Speaker 1: which is crazy to say because it's obviously dumb and wrong.
Speaker 1: But they taste like it's obviously dumb and wrong, but
Speaker 1: like they taste blue. What blues taste like, sir? Like blueberries?
Speaker 1: Does it? Though? So if you were so so so
Speaker 1: you're saying, if you were to give a blind person blueberries,
Speaker 1: but it's like blue the blueberries, blueberries, Yes, they would
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, Like my this is dumb. My definition
Speaker 1: of what the taste blue is blueberries. So it's just
Speaker 1: synonymous to blueberries. All of it is based on the
Speaker 1: blue that was your first, like, my thing would be blueberry,
Speaker 1: blue raspberry, blue like blue raspberries.
Speaker 3: Well, what I'm saying is like, if there's a color
Speaker 3: associated with blue.
Speaker 1: It would be blue raspberry. I think it would be blueberries.
Speaker 1: Blueberries are blueberry. He would assume that.
Speaker 3: However, I think colloquially, I think culturally, I don't know, Like,
Speaker 3: is this am I crazy?
Speaker 1: The blueberry that is just a blueberry because a because
Speaker 1: a blue raspberry tastes like a raspberry that's also blue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but a blueberry just takes like a berry that's also
Speaker 1: blue exactly, So the blue from the blueberry combines a raspberry,
Speaker 1: making blue raspberries what blue raspberries. What I'm saying is
Speaker 1: that what I'm saying is that what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: that culturally, raspberries aren't real. You know that, right? What
Speaker 1: they're not real?
Speaker 3: Same thing that's ridiculous, Same as pink lemonade they make
Speaker 3: it with pink lemons.
Speaker 1: Are you daft? Are you gay? No? I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like if you ask most people like what
Speaker 1: the flavor? You're not of all this? You're not You're
Speaker 1: not meaning you're staying out of it. Am I Like?
Speaker 1: I feel like blue raspberries aren't real.
Speaker 3: No, No, I know I'm joking, but like when I'm
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, I was.
Speaker 1: Gung hought was gonna get proven wrong.
Speaker 2: You know, from my understanding, I thought they were fake,
Speaker 2: like a like a like a candy thing like well
Speaker 2: like in the same thing, in the same venus pink lemonade.
Speaker 2: But my dad's look the amount of times we've just
Speaker 2: been flat out wrong on this podcast.
Speaker 1: It doesn't like, it doesn't like, it doesn't matter. You know,
Speaker 1: we have a record. I just saved my ass and saying,
Speaker 1: like wake they're real to be like, be wrong, I
Speaker 1: don't know here's how to take both. They should kill him.
Speaker 3: I think I think what I'm saying is culturally speaking,
Speaker 3: as a as a as an American populace. I think
Speaker 3: most people would associate like what tastes like blue? They
Speaker 3: would say blue raspberry, Like that's like.
Speaker 1: You know what you mean? I agree, I agree that's
Speaker 1: dumb and wrong, but I agree I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Told right, it's because when you get a drink and
Speaker 2: there's blue in it, it's usually not blueberry.
Speaker 1: It's usually blue raspberry. There's no blue rasp there's blue
Speaker 1: raspberry lemonade. Never mind, Yeah, you're fucking well, yeah, like
Speaker 1: it's pre workout. It's one of the most popular flavors.
Speaker 1: Is blue raspberry is in generalize like a fucking across
Speaker 1: the board perial period. It's weird.
Speaker 2: It's weird blue raspberry for some reason, and it's not
Speaker 2: the best flavor, but fucking people taste what suck, and
Speaker 2: you know, the best flavors are usually what's there's a blue.
Speaker 1: Drink that I wish I could feel like.
Speaker 3: It's not really like it's not really readily available around here,
Speaker 3: like as far as I've seen, but like there's I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's vitamin water. It's one of those companies.
Speaker 3: But they make this like this blue like lavender drink
Speaker 3: that is so fucking good, turgent.
Speaker 1: It might be about it. That's what's crazy about it.
Speaker 1: It's like it smells like something you shouldn't be drinking.
Speaker 1: Then you drink it. It's so good. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck it is, but it feels like you
Speaker 1: shouldn't drinking. You want to drink lavender? Man, you think
Speaker 1: that you never had lavender lemonade. I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Lavender is is fucking is lunch. To me, that's insane.
Speaker 1: There's there's like dish soap that's like citrus, like orange.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean like wasn't ready if he wasn't ready
Speaker 1: for let me give you so. The funny thing is
Speaker 1: because I'm normally like don I know, like don that
Speaker 1: doesn't taste that doesn't taste that, that doesn't taste like
Speaker 1: that was not over. That's not a slip, not a
Speaker 1: it's over. Derek Is. Derek Is admitted that he was
Speaker 1: one of the tiede pod people. You can't eat eggs
Speaker 1: because he's eating so much soap that your body survives
Speaker 1: off soap. You can't you get your protein from soap.
Speaker 1: Now that's my uncle. Soapy eats soap. I get biodegradable,
Speaker 1: fucking uh edible soap. The idea of Derek coming to
Speaker 1: my house, he's in the bathroom for too long. I
Speaker 1: open the door and he's eating my bar soap. I'm
Speaker 1: on your fucking yo. Some soap smell? Why are you
Speaker 1: doing it? I can't help it? Can we be?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: Some some soap smells. The African soap bro Africans. When
Speaker 3: I first had when I first used the African soap.
Speaker 3: I was like, I remember being in the shower thinking like.
Speaker 1: You literally I might eat this. Almost got your knife.
Speaker 1: They really just smell like the ice cream from the
Speaker 1: freaking what you called ice cream trucks?
Speaker 3: Do they It's been a while since I settle the
Speaker 3: well you know what I miss. Actually I haven't had it.
Speaker 3: I haven't had like proper soft serve ice cream and
Speaker 3: like a really because all the actually that I've had
Speaker 3: in the last like probably like ten years of my
Speaker 3: life has been like the stuff you like get at
Speaker 3: like a shop where it's like scoops or like in
Speaker 3: like a in like a thing, and it's like and
Speaker 3: I remember just thinking, like earlier today, I was like,
Speaker 3: oh man, I.
Speaker 1: Really like I would kill for ice cream right now.
Speaker 1: I would kill for a soft serve I would I
Speaker 1: had Oh, so I actually actually scared me. I didn't,
Speaker 1: so I technically ate.
Speaker 2: A scoop of ice cream and yeah, so why it was?
Speaker 2: It was right before I left because my well, I
Speaker 2: shouldn't be drinking this. So I put a there's a
Speaker 2: little bit of energy added to this cast whites green.
Speaker 1: Regular cacical. It's a cactus madness. And so the problem
Speaker 1: is it is extremely acidic because it was already citrusy
Speaker 1: fucking carbonated, and then I added the pre work with
Speaker 1: the caffeine, so it's really it was like my you're
Speaker 1: drinking green fried chicken right now. It was like it
Speaker 1: was so acidic. I was like, ah, so I literally
Speaker 1: got a scoop of ice cream and that's all I had,
Speaker 1: just because.
Speaker 3: It's like no counter before so I usually have like
Speaker 3: like a spoon of ice cream before bed, just because
Speaker 3: like if.
Speaker 1: I would do for naturally totally yeah, that helps a lot.
Speaker 1: I would kill one of those one now. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you look, it's got caffeine, and I'm trying to prove
Speaker 1: to myself I can do this. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: a personal thing. Now, like how long has it been?
Speaker 1: A month? Exactly? One month? Yeah, congratulations. It sucks. I
Speaker 1: hate myself. I hate my life and I want to
Speaker 1: kill myself. I don't want to be. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, I've got the pain. I don't due.
Speaker 3: I saw this stupid you know the content aware scale,
Speaker 3: there's one of boogie like content. So he's like small
Speaker 3: and shivering and he's doing it like.
Speaker 1: I've been paying I've been paying. I want to die.
Speaker 1: I want to die.
Speaker 3: And it's like the caption is like the the Gnome
Speaker 3: that I trapped in my Tesseract for ten millennia.
Speaker 1: I want to get Like that is so stupid. It
Speaker 1: is stupid, but.
Speaker 3: Like it's like the first of all content aware, content
Speaker 3: aware plus that like that that like the r f
Speaker 3: K kind of like it makes there's something about it's
Speaker 3: so dumb. It is jingling keys in front of a
Speaker 3: baby stupid. But it makes me laugh every time I
Speaker 3: see it. The shivering outlines, it just is it is funny.
Speaker 3: That would make Jesus laugh.
Speaker 1: Why he was crucified on the cross. You could gig
Speaker 1: a little bit and then blooded square wound. Oh man,
Speaker 1: But I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: I love of all the fruits that I love, I
Speaker 3: think for some reason, and and to be fair, this
Speaker 3: is largely tainted by the fact that, like a lot
Speaker 3: of fruits, I'm like weirdly allergic to like at least
Speaker 3: like subtlely.
Speaker 1: At least not allergic eggs.
Speaker 3: Bro Yeah, I mean, if I had to choose, I
Speaker 3: guess I would choose every most fruits over eggs because
Speaker 3: eggs are just like pretty.
Speaker 1: They're like the one of the easiest forms of protein, dude,
Speaker 1: Like so mad. Eggs are probably the only reason I'm
Speaker 1: even remotely healthy. I get. I get so so much
Speaker 1: of it. Every time Jojo like puts eggs in the basket,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, dumb bitch. Yeah, you know, you fucking
Speaker 1: you just lapping up eggs every morning, raw eggs. Just like,
Speaker 1: what do you have in place of eggs? Nothing? So
Speaker 1: I bought like these weeks for a while, we had,
Speaker 1: we had, we had this is like really crushing eggs
Speaker 1: like every day. That's the thing. So like, and then
Speaker 1: like I went back wood, does it like I eat?
Speaker 1: I eat eggs literally every morning breakfast typically have eggs,
Speaker 1: eggs and fruit and then like some sort of like
Speaker 1: turkey bacon every morning. I could not imagine not eating eggs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah exactly. It's it's it's weird.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping one day my body just shifts and then
Speaker 2: it's it's just like I didn't used to have fucking
Speaker 2: seasonal allergies.
Speaker 1: I didn't either when I lived in a place of
Speaker 1: way more allergens. I loved back East. I had no
Speaker 1: allergies at all.
Speaker 3: I didn't have allergies until I moved upstairs.
Speaker 1: And then I moved out here and I have allergies,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I had allergies, And when we moved upstate and in Yonkers,
Speaker 3: I had like very very little of any like I
Speaker 3: don't even think we knew that I had allergies until
Speaker 3: we moved upstate, and then I'm like, I remember mowing
Speaker 3: the lawn and almost fucking dying.
Speaker 1: I was like, why am I so sick? What is
Speaker 1: going on? I had my first like real allergy attack
Speaker 1: maybe like in twenty nineteen, and I thought, you deserve it.
Speaker 1: He deserved it. I never felt that bad in my life.
Speaker 1: I kept sneezing, snouts coming out of my fucking face.
Speaker 1: There wasno come out of my eye. I I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck was If I saw stock coming on
Speaker 1: your eyes? I would kill you.
Speaker 3: I think I would be like some evil dead ship
Speaker 3: going I would.
Speaker 1: I would. I would play like a zombie and I'd like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you would regret.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, yeah, it sucks obily or I gotta find
Speaker 2: a better solution. Because the vegan egg thing that I
Speaker 2: had before, it was like it was like an alternative solution.
Speaker 2: First of all, one of the best things about the
Speaker 2: egg is the smell of it. Literally, when you open it,
Speaker 2: it smells like I was like, oh, it was this vomit.
Speaker 2: I was like, exist, Oh, they so vomit flavor, Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? So the consistency looked like
Speaker 2: a scrambled egg. Fair enough, Why the fuck would you
Speaker 2: not chemically make it smell like an egg. Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: already going through so much to process the funk out
Speaker 2: of wherever that is.
Speaker 1: Make it smell good too.
Speaker 3: Basically, it just smells like racism, just like one of
Speaker 3: the It's just like it smells Yeah, you just know,
Speaker 3: it's like, that's racism, that's vile.
Speaker 1: I'll keep searching because I just I just got sad,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, ah, fuck this, I can't be sad.
Speaker 1: I gotta find another one. I just gotta find another thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what you do? Whole green that what's the
Speaker 1: name of that? That whole green bread, that protein filled
Speaker 1: home green bread. You don't even know, you doesn't even
Speaker 1: know bad. I know you're talking about that bread. Fucking expensive,
Speaker 1: it's very expensive, Yeah, but it is good. I'm my
Speaker 1: sandwiches with it. Yeah, I I did.
Speaker 2: Man whatever, I'm sure look at at this point, now
Speaker 2: that I said something, somebody will probably turn me onto
Speaker 2: something that I just didn't know about olives. And I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna mash him and like have like a nice
Speaker 2: over like so I can have my cause I like
Speaker 2: a nice I would have a to make like a sandwich,
Speaker 2: to make like a bacon egg sandwich or whatever. The
Speaker 2: I would have my uh egg over hard. I would
Speaker 2: just crack it, let it get like kind of solid
Speaker 2: enough to I can slap it on a sandwich.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I have abscrambled. I can't eat moving moves.
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 2: No, I said over hard, like you flip it both sides. Then, yeah,
Speaker 2: my ship ain't fucking I don't do that.
Speaker 1: White people should. Yeah, it's not. It's not. I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of it. But you know you scrambled. I scrambled.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna put effort into this. This is already
Speaker 3: like such.
Speaker 2: Mine's even less effort because I just crack at it
Speaker 2: and then I just let it get hard. Oh I
Speaker 2: put seasoning on it though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I like I g I guess mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I mean like, but you're not bullshit or yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm so hard though. I like an omelet, but like
Speaker 1: I would never prepare myself an omelet.
Speaker 2: I used to do omelets because just because it wasn't
Speaker 2: that beause so if you just had, like especially if
Speaker 2: you had a skillet that was specifically for eggs, or
Speaker 2: you do that and then you just put your meat
Speaker 2: and cheese or whatever on one side, and you just
Speaker 2: and then it was the easiest.
Speaker 1: The amount of omelet I thought, I thought God was real.
Speaker 1: I thought I was like, this is insane. I really
Speaker 1: made this, and it's like it's the same thing you
Speaker 1: make normally. Is that it's all in one thing? Guys?
Speaker 1: What is the the what do you call this thing?
Speaker 1: The phrase? The saying you gotta break a few eggs
Speaker 1: to make an omelet? Is that what is that mean?
Speaker 1: It means get something done, you have to you have
Speaker 1: to bash them heads. That's not what that means.
Speaker 3: I think the the idea is that you have to
Speaker 3: do This is really over complicating a very simple phrase.
Speaker 3: But I think the idea is that you gotta you
Speaker 3: gotta struggle and like break and make a mess. You
Speaker 3: have to make a mess to like make something worth worth?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: And is that what that man like say, like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're broadly like does it like, oh, is it assuming
Speaker 2: that you're going to fuck up making omelets?
Speaker 1: Because to me it was like like or did they
Speaker 1: mean like something up to make something worse? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I get is you're fucking the exit, you're breaking you know.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's like it's a very like
Speaker 3: loose analogy. I don't think it's like necessarily particularly great.
Speaker 1: Okay, I hate I've never looked it up, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm am, I I feel like I know what it means,
Speaker 1: but I'm also not sure you gotta break a couple
Speaker 1: of olives. It was kind of the same thing as like, oh,
Speaker 1: Rome wasn't built in a day. I'm like, who says, well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm like, it's such a weird and
Speaker 1: now alogy or whatever in the way that yeah it was,
Speaker 1: it took forever. So are you trying to tell me
Speaker 1: that like whatever I'm gonna do is gonna take forever?
Speaker 2: I know what I obviously, it's just like I just
Speaker 2: feel like it's such a over like calculation of like.
Speaker 1: Rome wasn't building to day? Yeah. Well, well, also it's
Speaker 1: fucking fake because it was and we have proof of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually it was building five minutes when let's read
Speaker 1: these I want to leave now. You know what, Fuck
Speaker 1: everybody here, I'm gonna blow up. Look at this bomb,
Speaker 1: I god glowing, fucking I found it in a spaceship
Speaker 1: glowing already. I'm like, oh, I'm dead. You got plutonium, bro,
Speaker 1: you plutonium and that ship's glowing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll be dead in like probably five minutes
Speaker 2: because like you'll see like regular plutonium and it'll look unassuming,
Speaker 2: but like imagine seeing it like.
Speaker 1: Glow, like it's already fucking up your fucking valence to
Speaker 1: like try I wonder dead like before the hours up.
Speaker 1: That's so sad. What you're like, You just look at
Speaker 1: this little fucking metal ball. You're like, I got three
Speaker 1: weeks to live. I love those videos.
Speaker 3: I love this video up and like because there's videos
Speaker 3: and people like going through like that.
Speaker 1: There will be like in a facility or whatever, they're
Speaker 1: like breaking like breaking into asylum or whatever. Like they're
Speaker 1: break into it like a you know, some building, some
Speaker 1: storage facility, and they'll.
Speaker 3: Pick up these like, well look at these rods, what
Speaker 3: are these and it's like you're dead. You're you don't
Speaker 3: even realize that you're a dead person right now because
Speaker 3: you're picking up pure uranium rods.
Speaker 1: Like, but if they don't die, Oh what happens? You
Speaker 1: know what it is? Imagine those pictures or those videos
Speaker 1: of people like on the beach or whatever, and they're like,
Speaker 1: well look at this, get this fucking fish or jellyfish
Speaker 1: or whatever, and it's like, you just did it. You
Speaker 1: just did it. You just hear you're gone. Did it?
Speaker 3: Unless you can get to a hospital in ten minutes,
Speaker 3: you're gone. They're not aware of it yet, so they're like,
Speaker 3: look at this fucking I found this yellow spotted fish.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Ah the bluffish sunny a little bit, but like wow.
Speaker 1: Look at that. And it's like good bad ending, good bye,
Speaker 1: roll credits on this person. They're like doing like the
Speaker 1: nuclear tests, right, and then someone moves the top smatch
Speaker 1: and they're like everybody look at each other and they're like,
Speaker 1: do you think, body of family?
Speaker 3: Do you do you think when when the Chernobyl thing happened,
Speaker 3: because it was so like it was so mundane, like
Speaker 3: what actually happened? No, But what I'm saying is like yeah,
Speaker 3: like it didn't explode and there wasn't like this fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Like well from them, everything's fine. It's like my dad's melting.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is like, do you think that
Speaker 3: there was like in that group of people and they
Speaker 3: were just like sitting in like an observation deck or whatever,
Speaker 3: and they saw the thing go wrong and then just
Speaker 3: somebody was there just like.
Speaker 1: M and just accepted. Right. Yes, I think that's because
Speaker 1: they know that they're like imbued. Now, yeah, like this
Speaker 1: had I become Spider Man or I'm gonna fucking ship
Speaker 1: my head out, you know, there is no other way
Speaker 1: to react. That is the way. Because you're like I'm done,
Speaker 1: you just kind of have to hope that. Like maybe
Speaker 1: I felt that way one time when I I was
Speaker 1: maxing out on bench and I missed, like I I like,
Speaker 1: you missed the hook. Essentially, it was it was gonna
Speaker 1: you know, smash my head open, and the feeling was acceptance.
Speaker 1: It was like in that moment I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm done. My spotter was not paying attention at first,
Speaker 1: my boy Nick, and then he looked and.
Speaker 2: He got grabbed it real fast. But I was like,
Speaker 2: oh man, I probably was gonna crack my head open.
Speaker 1: How much were you throwing up? I don't know. Probably
Speaker 1: it was definitely like there was probably like to forty
Speaker 1: something like, I don't know, something throwing up to forty
Speaker 1: stupidly something like that. You're trying to go pr guessing
Speaker 1: it was maxing. It was definitely, yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was new people, These people just being dicks. I saw
Speaker 1: some girl like fucking like deadlifting right, and she was
Speaker 1: just doing it. And I'm like, when you when someone
Speaker 1: deadlift right like I've been, I've been working out again,
Speaker 1: and you can tell when someone goes down for what
Speaker 1: you call it, what it's l L? What is it RDL?
Speaker 1: So somebody goes down for Romanian deadlifts right, if you're
Speaker 1: shaking on your way down just to lower it, something
Speaker 1: bad's gonna happen, very likely. So she went down and
Speaker 1: went up and you you could audibly hear a crack,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that bitch can't walk no more?
Speaker 1: What she do? She went down for the crack and
Speaker 1: she yanked up. And when you yanks come up from
Speaker 1: your hips, right, it's supposed to be like you thrust
Speaker 1: your hips for Not true at all no, Actually, don't listen.
Speaker 1: Guys at home, do not listen.
Speaker 3: To If you're lifting weights at what you're supposed to
Speaker 3: do is you're supposed to use only your bad You're
Speaker 3: supposed to kick up. You're supposed to kick up as
Speaker 3: fast as you can because otherwise you're not really getting strong.
Speaker 1: And the twitching jerking motion and twitching like yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to jolt up. You gotta yell oiland I mean
Speaker 1: give me bro. That's shaking.
Speaker 3: Ship.
Speaker 2: If you ever see anyone, anyone, if you're ever lifting
Speaker 2: weights and you're shaking like that, stop way smaller weights.
Speaker 2: That means you're your fucking muscles suck.
Speaker 1: You're not. You're just not what you need to be.
Speaker 1: And what's us something wrong with that? That's the biggest
Speaker 1: thing ever. Starting light is fine because you start light
Speaker 1: to grow heavier. That's the thing, right, Doc, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: If you're shaking, you're exercising more because you're moving your
Speaker 1: body more and you're getting more out of your workout.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're right in the technicality, but also stop,
Speaker 1: I'm not wrong. There's somebody killed you. Somebody somebody fucking
Speaker 1: throw a kettle on air and lands on the head
Speaker 1: they gotta turn into fighting. I didn't say, I'm just
Speaker 1: giving advice the cool parts. Yeah. The problem is people. People.
Speaker 2: The problem is people always uh, they'll they'll have like
Speaker 2: a couple of muscle groups that are really strong, and
Speaker 2: then they forget about other things. Say, for example, like
Speaker 2: if you're doing something like you doing like lap pull
Speaker 2: downs or something, at a certain point, your back is
Speaker 2: gonna engage and your back's not nearly as strong to
Speaker 2: say your biceps, and so your your bicyles will start
Speaker 2: off doing it. Didn't we start getting to this point,
Speaker 2: you can Sometimes it may be injure your bat because
Speaker 2: you're trying to have it carry the load, or when
Speaker 2: you're going up or something, so you might get some
Speaker 2: shakiness because your backs can't compensate, you know, Like it's
Speaker 2: one of the things.
Speaker 1: People's shoulders, dude, Like people have. People in general have
Speaker 1: very weak fucking shoulders. They barely walk them out because
Speaker 1: even in high school that was never a focused group. Never.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like your ass, all right, let's read
Speaker 3: the name.
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Speaker 1: let me start it. I wish we I wish we
Speaker 1: did ass workouts in high school.
Speaker 2: Fucking you have like a no like actually might have
Speaker 2: my ass like toned as fuck like way way stronger
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Speaker 2: need a new laundry basket. So I bought it the morning.
Speaker 2: It'll be here like between five and ten pm.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's kind of insane. They're working these people
Speaker 2: to death, and I love it because I'm like it
Speaker 2: makes me. I'm like, I don't have to go to
Speaker 2: the stool fast. I can just see here here we go. Uh,
Speaker 2: Boogie getting liar engraved on his face with cum rock hard,
Speaker 2: hunder blow, trump, growing.
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Speaker 1: Whose come with? What are those fucking bow ties? Dude?
Speaker 2: I will rock a button up to to wear my
Speaker 2: bow tie. Okay, let me keep going, go hard, getting
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Speaker 2: I'll make a woman. Fucker wonder if he went it? Also,
Speaker 2: I remember and it cuts off, sorry nigga.
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Speaker 1: you blame me? I wanna know where my hen is still?
Speaker 1: I want to throw my ass. Will you home me?
Speaker 1: Let me say a pity for Boogie but he sucks.
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Speaker 1: nigga got a hard scope hit marker on Trump rfk's
Speaker 1: r K Junior's dead abandoned bear cub. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a fucking wild story. You didn't hear what he did?
Speaker 2: So, uh yes, and kill the bear and then he
Speaker 2: was gonna, like I'm gonna I was gonna take it
Speaker 2: home and eat bear meat whatever, but I had to
Speaker 2: make it to a steak dinner. So I thought it
Speaker 2: would be funny if I left the bear in Central
Speaker 2: Park and there actually is a news thing that happened
Speaker 2: where people were confused, why is there a dead bear
Speaker 2: carcass with some like fucking bike that like that's like
Speaker 2: kind of stripped, like people were like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is this?
Speaker 1: What is this crime? And he admitted that it was
Speaker 1: him because he thought it would be excuse us that
Speaker 1: he was with a bunch of people who were drinking.
Speaker 1: He was going to skin the bear and eat it.
Speaker 3: The id that he found, so he found a roadkill
Speaker 3: bear like driving down from I guess like upstate to
Speaker 3: the city and he was like his first thought was
Speaker 3: I'm gonna skin this and eat this. So he threw
Speaker 3: it in his which is insane thing that already it's
Speaker 3: insane roadkill that your first thought of, like, oh roadkill.
Speaker 3: I'm an affluent fucking person. Yeah, I'll skin this and
Speaker 3: eat this. Uh. So he put in his trunk. He
Speaker 3: went down to the city and then he had to
Speaker 3: go to he had to take a he had to
Speaker 3: go on a plane or something. He was like, ah, fuck,
Speaker 3: I don't have time to do it. So he just
Speaker 3: he was with a bunch of people who were drinking.
Speaker 3: They were like, he was like, I'm gonna dump it
Speaker 3: in Central Park and stage it like to look like
Speaker 3: an accident because it has been in the news, and
Speaker 3: everybody was like, that's a great idea, stupid, Like he's like,
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 1: That's a weird fucking thing to do. Like everything about
Speaker 1: it is weird, And first of all, it is, of
Speaker 1: course it's weird. And it's like, why would you if
Speaker 1: you are if you're trying to run for president, Like,
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Speaker 2: I really hope, I'm.
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Speaker 2: because like, at this point, like I'll accept a lot
Speaker 2: of ship if he's killing people, if he's being a
Speaker 2: vigilante and he's only killing bad people, and that's fucked up.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, look, I'm just gonna assume
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be played ignorant and assume that they were
Speaker 2: all bad, you know, like just I'm sure some ova
Speaker 2: were innocent, but I'm not gonna think twice about it.
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Speaker 2: No way I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners ASMR.
Speaker 2: But it's just you three making your most disgusting wet
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Speaker 1: How come I've never put Alfred in a fucking I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna have a gun, dude.
Speaker 2: It would be so sick as fuck, the fucking Alfred
Speaker 2: Pennyworth just fucking all those people up, and he's.
Speaker 1: He He would have to be wayop though, you know
Speaker 1: they have to make a gun. Alfred has a gun
Speaker 1: and then a fucking really really really really really good
Speaker 1: trade his gun like one shots everyone because it's a
Speaker 1: real gun face and he dies. God damn, it's the
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Speaker 2: I get it, Come on, Harris, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's cute. I thought she was Indian. I thought she
Speaker 1: was a filthy curry. I'm just gonna stop there. I
Speaker 1: thought he was fucking Korean. I thought she was fucking cry.
Speaker 1: I thought she was a fucking dog. She was black yesterday,
Speaker 1: she's Korean today. I don't fucking get it.
Speaker 7: Every time, there's always a excuse with those people. I
Speaker 7: just know wherever she's from her foodstacks.
Speaker 1: I hate women because there vaginas are so open and
Speaker 1: it's so gay and so gross. Every time my girl
Speaker 1: I cry afterwards. I cry because I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: big on fish personal. They don't even stick soap up there.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I'll get it even clean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I stick a jar.
Speaker 3: I stick a bar of soap away up my asshole
Speaker 3: to make sure it smells a really good.
Speaker 7: I dig it him on my own fist. I dislocated
Speaker 7: my arm and I fucking fist my own athlete. So
Speaker 7: it hurts so much, but it's so worth it because
Speaker 7: my ass is so clean.
Speaker 3: I twirl my finger around my prostrate like a nervous
Speaker 3: girl with her own hair, and I say you, he
Speaker 3: does that.
Speaker 1: What he's nervous and seeing like an interview. He shoves
Speaker 1: his hands, he twirls his on prostate. Next question, next question? Please?
Speaker 1: So does I dance? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: The jerk Robert Kennedy was born that way and he
Speaker 3: as a baby, he would cry with that voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever. I think he just got throated, fucking he
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Speaker 1: I think he had some sort of cancer or something
Speaker 1: like that. Gither that or like shack fucked him? You know,
Speaker 1: something like that, like the shacklie Come here, Robert, rob
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Speaker 1: the next or meme? Wh oh yeah, yeah, crazy?
Speaker 3: I love that fucking God that show that ship is crazy.
Speaker 1: I look yeah, I don't know how they didn't see
Speaker 1: that coming. I'm beat mister in today's video game.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, in today's I'm beast mistering in today's video
Speaker 2: I'm giving twenty random animals opiate addictions like that.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Three x so listening to Swing using the
Speaker 1: power the N word to kill the Glendale Grandma, Episode
Speaker 1: two fifty one, The Glendale Grandma. I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I probably did it. Yeah, I'm sure Jake,
Speaker 1: how is Jake ELTs its Elit's yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say that name either. I
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Speaker 1: I'm Jake els or whatever. A bunch of slippers, stroking, smoking, joking.
Speaker 1: The motocon going like this drip and makes lord of
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Speaker 1: Evil Swing says, I love the gays. Arabs saying the
Speaker 1: in words still baffles me as an Arab not in
Speaker 1: the US, I guess is what he's saying? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: why not? There can only be one close saying the
Speaker 1: words hilarious, what's going on my niggas? What's the next building?
Speaker 1: That was one of his tapes, Like, yeah, probably, I'm
Speaker 1: sure on there is that.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be some crazy tapes and doing some wacky
Speaker 3: fucking wacky do ship. It's probably like him doing a
Speaker 3: let's play.
Speaker 1: I honestly him do karaoke to animal crossing.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised at this incredible gay inside me.
Speaker 2: Guest main By, how do you say that? Yeah, against Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never even heard that word death sa.
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Speaker 1: some point, Guests whatever I knew when I was covering him,
Speaker 1: Derek and Kingston. It's time to do an extra animal
Speaker 1: review of House of the Dragon season two and also Chris,
Speaker 1: you are gay? Okay. I did finished House at I
Speaker 1: did finish it. I did finish I kind of I
Speaker 1: was watching it while I was playing Cyberpunk. So season
Speaker 1: two was really really, really good until ending it was
Speaker 1: just kind of like, oh, well, all right, the episode
Speaker 1: before should have been the ending. That would have been
Speaker 1: a better end.
Speaker 2: It would have been better, It would have been a
Speaker 2: lot better because I was like I felt like, oh
Speaker 2: that the trailer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a long trailer. But it was still an amazing
Speaker 1: season though. But like it was the little part that
Speaker 1: was left in what I was watching where I thought
Speaker 1: like something was gonna happen. It was just the explanation
Speaker 1: of the episode at the you know, when they interview
Speaker 1: on the people. I was like, Oh, it's just because
Speaker 1: I thought there was like this much left in my
Speaker 1: little thing in the player and I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: something's gonna happen. And then it just ends.
Speaker 2: But I should have known though, because that epic score
Speaker 2: at the end, that was a good song. Of course
Speaker 2: that sh I was like that guy's fire.
Speaker 1: Dude, give that man money, dude, give them me in
Speaker 1: a lot of money. She needs to be working more.
Speaker 1: Oh it's it's gets. The meaning is the place where
Speaker 1: Christians believe. Uh, Jesus was betrayed by Judas. Oh really yea,
Speaker 1: oh fucking he wow? Oh fucking the Space Wizard came in.
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Speaker 1: Bobby Bouchet in The water Boy. Yeah, do you remember
Speaker 1: that The water Boy would make that retarded noise? Like
Speaker 1: I never I've never actually seen that many turn into
Speaker 1: a car. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know why I never saw that movie because like
Speaker 3: I thought that name, like, I didn't like the way
Speaker 3: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Sounds so boring. I love that movie, but also I
Speaker 1: also love football too, so yeah that was also so
Speaker 1: that they cover was like football stuff. Gade six.
Speaker 3: I was considering learning guitar, but then I saw John
Speaker 3: gom perform Passion Flowers, So I think I'll kill myself
Speaker 3: in suck Dick Pepe watching swen Watch, watching sween Watch porn.
Speaker 3: During the credits of UH two, episode two fifty two,
Speaker 3: timestamp two hours thirty three ten was the highlight of
Speaker 3: my day.
Speaker 1: So somebody, somebody, uh somebody tagged us.
Speaker 2: And because that episode is not out, I guess it's
Speaker 2: for It's in the Patriots so now I'm like, oh God,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna have to like do the cut
Speaker 2: magic if that's true?
Speaker 1: Did I open my phone? Was porns on somebody?
Speaker 2: Because somebody said somebody tagged us on in the in
Speaker 2: the the Twitter and they said check this time stamp.
Speaker 2: I went to our YouTube channel, but I realized, oh,
Speaker 2: I have to go into the creator studio because it's
Speaker 2: not out.
Speaker 1: It's only out for patriots do that, so we don't
Speaker 1: get its true. Yeah, I think I might have don't remember.
Speaker 3: I literally don't know. If you watch porn during our show.
Speaker 1: I might I might have looked through and saw something
Speaker 1: and like moved through. It might have been Yeah, it
Speaker 1: might have been Twitter, but I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: or I might have opened my fucking phone and it
Speaker 1: was porn on my phone from the previous time you
Speaker 1: watch it. Porn is still it's still not out, so
Speaker 1: that's it, right. So it was the timestamp two thirty
Speaker 1: three ten was I logging again. I was like, I
Speaker 1: have no clue because I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2: I hope it's like super I like how people are
Speaker 2: like autistically like really focusing in on it.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, can you see it. Is it really? That's
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious, dude, bitch bending over? Let me see? Is
Speaker 1: it Twitter? Or is it like actually a porn SI?
Speaker 1: Its Twitter? Of course it looks like that's not You
Speaker 1: can't even tell that bad. Let me see. Let me
Speaker 1: slow it down, let me really get in on this,
Speaker 1: like you see skin, but I can't, like you can't.
Speaker 1: It looks like an ass. I think, right, you're holding
Speaker 1: on there for a while. This is pretty slow. I
Speaker 1: wasn't really been enjoying his image. Shout out to me, man,
Speaker 1: it might have been a good ass. It must have
Speaker 1: been a good ass. From here. It looks pretty pretty.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get yelled at my girlfriend's so bad for this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna clip this and send it and
Speaker 1: make my fucking day better. That is awesome? See, I
Speaker 1: feel how much did you magnify into me? Was it? Like?
Speaker 1: Is what was I doing? I want to you were
Speaker 1: scrolling through Twitter and then you clicked out of the profile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what was the kinds of wild thing was on
Speaker 1: me in the first place? What do you what happened?
Speaker 1: What do you ask me?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Why would it be looking at my phone? Because it
Speaker 1: was at the end of the credits, the credits your phone.
Speaker 1: You were just on your phone moments ago, Like your
Speaker 1: phone isn't yeh, but you're just not visible. It's like right,
Speaker 1: it takes and I have bad news for you. Look
Speaker 1: at look at your photo. It's always visible. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: in the shot a little bit christ above.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I would never think that you would
Speaker 2: be like actively scrolling, like you know, like if you
Speaker 2: came across porn on accent on Twitter, I get it,
Speaker 2: but if you're actively scrolling.
Speaker 1: I wasn't scrolling. It was like I was like you
Speaker 1: were because you clicked it. I wasn't. I wasn't. Look,
Speaker 1: I wasn't actively scrolling only porn. But I saw an
Speaker 1: ass and I was like, oh look man, nice Look
Speaker 1: I'm still like human. I'm sorry, but like during the credits,
Speaker 1: not the smartest thing to do.
Speaker 2: But also yeah, of course, I if I see a
Speaker 2: nice ass, I'm gonna be like nice and then I'll.
Speaker 1: Move on, move on. I don't know how much I
Speaker 1: linger in the in the Instagram browse thing, because like
Speaker 1: I'll go to search something and then in the in
Speaker 1: the thing there's like something like really, I'm like oh,
Speaker 1: and then I'll go back and do what I'm about
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, because I'll be like this. They keeps
Speaker 1: showing me this one. I think she's like dressed up
Speaker 1: at she Hulk or something because she's all green, and
Speaker 1: I keep liking it. It's never not like if I'm
Speaker 1: pulling up right now, I swear it's probably there. That's
Speaker 1: so fucking funny. Showed me something new. If it's super visible,
Speaker 1: cut it, I ask. But if it's not, then what
Speaker 1: I run right here? It's not, I mean, I will
Speaker 1: I will eclip it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But uh, the snark Averse has a new favorite football player,
Speaker 3: uh number forty seven tight end for the Bears, Tommy Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 3: Uh halo, But it's me coming into an electrical socket.
Speaker 3: That's not halo at all. That's just coming into an
Speaker 3: electrical soging. Uh me be fishy. She limp on my
Speaker 3: biscuit to like nookie. Jesus, I'll cover from on the
Speaker 3: Gosta ship for a quarter. John Strickland, jackpie Bro, my
Speaker 3: partner mackinsey Dern.
Speaker 1: We were talking about it earlier. Yeah, like they're just like,
Speaker 1: that's always it. That's the universal symbol of just like good,
Speaker 1: good job, exquisite, exquisite. In fact, Jackpot put on a
Speaker 1: monocol quick, like they say in that movie Jackpot, You
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Speaker 3: Uh, John Strickland, my partner snapped chair legs off my Chris,
Speaker 3: and he proceeded to sare my legs office off? Defense
Speaker 3: of Mers eighteen eighty nine. Tongue punching your fright box
Speaker 3: to I can spell whore on the back of her teeth.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. What the fuck? The first key David tongue
Speaker 1: that far up the visual of that. I ain't got
Speaker 1: no fucking clue.
Speaker 3: David presents John Lemon imagine imagine older people having sex
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Speaker 3: key David featuring being better than first Key David. Somebody
Speaker 3: wanted to square on my mother's asses. Blake nine six,
Speaker 3: Chris trying to read like the Olympics on ozempic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and like the Ocempic Olympics is crazy? What do they
Speaker 3: just get real thinne.
Speaker 1: Checking until who loses the most or who's gonna get
Speaker 1: Who's who's the most gaunt? Yeah? Did someone get while
Speaker 1: being a human? Still draw elast?
Speaker 3: You know, I feel the trash texta status alad young
Speaker 3: Sheldon being drawn and courted. Uh, oh quartered court you
Speaker 3: said corded. It's cocorded.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's quarter because of the fact they rip you in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so crazy.
Speaker 2: It is the real simple realize that the quartering, that's
Speaker 2: what his name was a reference to. Until like I
Speaker 2: thought about it. I was like, because I never paid
Speaker 2: attention to his name, it's just the quartering. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I never thought about it.
Speaker 1: And then I thought about I was.
Speaker 3: Like, the quarter Can I be honest with you. You're
Speaker 3: saying it now and I'm still not making the connection.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm agreeing acknowledging it what the ndword means.
Speaker 1: But you're telling this is not I'm not learning it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not learning. I just thought, like what I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: he must want to be quartered. This is a this
Speaker 1: is a cry out, the cry for help. Can you
Speaker 1: imagining I want to be logic? Don't want to be alive?
Speaker 1: You imagine I don't want to be I don't want
Speaker 1: to be live. I don't want to be a live.
Speaker 3: Talking on the basement. Everything kurts the Uh, I had
Speaker 3: a dream. This is real, By the way, I had
Speaker 3: a dream. Where months ago, I never mentioned it because
Speaker 3: it's an insane thing to mention, but since it's like
Speaker 3: technically relevant now, I had a dream where I was
Speaker 3: like walking through my house and I turned.
Speaker 1: The TV on, and on the TV was the quartering
Speaker 1: and he was like washing his face. Then he washed
Speaker 1: his face too fast and snapped his head off, and
Speaker 1: it was like attached it like a like a nerve
Speaker 1: ending and it was just hanging it. It was like
Speaker 1: you ever see flies rip their own head off by accident? No,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. There's a video of a It's
Speaker 1: why I had that dream.
Speaker 3: I think it's because it was like I was scrolling
Speaker 3: Twitter and it was the last thing I saw before
Speaker 3: I went to bed. It was like a fly ripping
Speaker 3: its own head off and then like not understanding what
Speaker 3: to do with it, so it was like just cleaning it.
Speaker 1: God, And I was like, I walked through my living group,
Speaker 1: turned my TV on. I don't want to see that
Speaker 1: hits so much. It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: It's pretty wild that they get because you know how
Speaker 3: they they they clean their faces like real quick.
Speaker 1: They just they do it so fast.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they twist their own heads off, which by the way,
Speaker 3: is great argument for intelligent design. Yeah, everything, everything is
Speaker 3: so well designed it is Uh suehak took on my ass.
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Speaker 1: that's it and and uh uh see the video. Yeah
Speaker 1: it's really morbid. Actually, he has no idea what's going on.
Speaker 1: It's dead.
Speaker 3: It's alive for a while because they're not complicated enough
Speaker 3: to be like just to be killed by a betting.
Speaker 1: You know what. I kind of don't want to look
Speaker 1: at it. Look at it. It's crul because because it
Speaker 1: thinks it's headed food, so it's trying to eat it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, okay, let me see it. God damn,
Speaker 1: it's pretty nutty. Uh, it seems like I died pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: I think it's just twitching at this point. Well, this
Speaker 1: is pretty deep into it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's wild. I hate flies, by the way,
Speaker 3: I'm glad they killed I'm glad they cut that. I'm
Speaker 3: glad they cut their own heads off. That's hyperbolics.
Speaker 1: It would be so cool if all flies just died
Speaker 1: at the same time. How about something really bad would
Speaker 1: happen in consequences, It wouldn't I think a lot of
Speaker 1: flesh would be left and disease.
Speaker 2: I think the disease would be I think that's what
Speaker 2: would happen because they clean up a lot of disease.
Speaker 1: Ship. Hey, this idea that like, oh, we get rid
Speaker 1: of every mosquito and then the world will be thrown
Speaker 1: into no mosquitoes, nothing will happen. I feel people will thrive.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. And you wipe out a hole of something,
Speaker 1: something bad happens the mosquitos. I mean they feed up
Speaker 1: the thing all of a sudden. Our people wouldn't have
Speaker 1: so much malaria. It would be kind of nice my people.
Speaker 1: I'm Caribbean, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's a great
Speaker 1: I'm so heavily removed from African people. It's crazy. I
Speaker 1: just we just shared the same skin color. That's about it,
Speaker 1: fair enough. Unfortunately, I respect them. Thank you guys for
Speaker 1: you know, being a progeners. But like you know, you
Speaker 1: click in your sleep sometimes though not