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Speaker 1: today's segment with the big finish. And here to guide
Speaker 1: us through the wilderness is Kevin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I saw this, and I know it's a little
Speaker 4: bit past Christmas, but because it's snowing today, I thought
Speaker 4: we could do this. This is something I saw over
Speaker 4: the break and was kind of sitting on a little bit.
Speaker 4: But it's the gifts that quarterbacks got their offensive linemen.
Speaker 4: So I'm very fascinated. What is the highest paid player
Speaker 4: on the team, Get all the guys who protects him, and.
Speaker 3: You find out how cool some of these guys are.
Speaker 4: And sometimes you find out that these guys are just
Speaker 4: big dorks and kind of lazy with their gifts.
Speaker 3: It's always enjoy this. We've seen this a million times.
Speaker 4: We've seen you know, I remember Romo got the guys
Speaker 4: the scooters, the golf carts.
Speaker 3: I just got the guys. There's always an ATV involved.
Speaker 1: This is actually a lot like you know, our highest
Speaker 1: priced guy and our quarterback is Ben, And this is
Speaker 1: a lot like when Ben got the three of us
Speaker 1: personalized coffee mugs of our favorite bands yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of pressure on me since I
Speaker 5: make significantly more money than all of you guys combined,
Speaker 5: to do some sort of a gift. And I thought
Speaker 5: some you know, some coffee mugs that celebrate the bands
Speaker 5: you guys are into, would just do the trick.
Speaker 3: Maybe want to go block for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 5: But Luca just did this for all of his MAVs teammates.
Speaker 5: He got them scooters to your there's all these little
Speaker 5: vehicles involved. But he I was like, how are a
Speaker 5: bunch of seven footers gonna get little, you know, go karts?
Speaker 2: But he did it.
Speaker 1: Did you see the footage of Derek Lively the second
Speaker 1: riding his ben.
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't know how you found a go kart
Speaker 5: that fits a seven foot two guy.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. His knees were above his wild hair.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 4: So our first gift, and this is ranked number one
Speaker 4: in my estimation. It's the legend Joe Burrow, who's the
Speaker 4: coolest guy around? So Joe Burrow of the Bengals. He
Speaker 4: asked his lineman what they wanted, and some of them
Speaker 4: said guns, So he started so he started going, well,
Speaker 4: what's the coolest weapon?
Speaker 3: So he said, instead of buying a bunch of.
Speaker 4: Guns and bringing them up to the locker room, he
Speaker 4: went and got them samurai swords. Oh my god, bought
Speaker 4: authentic Japanese katana swords. In each sword had a unique
Speaker 4: backstory of a town or a battle. And then he
Speaker 4: lined them up in the room and just let him
Speaker 4: pick and then he got sacks seven times in the
Speaker 4: next game.
Speaker 6: Was there one signed by Randy Jackson or no, because
Speaker 6: if you.
Speaker 3: See Randy Jackson, you're not not gonna ask him.
Speaker 1: That would have been amazing if each one of those
Speaker 1: by Randy Jackson, Yeah, that would have been next level.
Speaker 5: But that is a cool gift. And uh, I do
Speaker 5: think I do like him. Like when I just see
Speaker 5: the way he's dressed and the way his hair looks,
Speaker 5: I don't like him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Then when I hear Troy Aikman talk about how he's
Speaker 5: one of his favorite football players in the history of
Speaker 5: the world, I'm like, Okay, wait a second, and dude,
Speaker 5: he may be the best quarterback in the league, you know,
Speaker 5: so that's pretty cool and thoughtful.
Speaker 6: He is.
Speaker 2: He is an MVP caliber guy.
Speaker 1: Uh And I love the idea too, of Like, so
Speaker 1: if you, if you wanted to tie it into the job,
Speaker 1: you could get all these guys personalized specially fitted condoms. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that are that have like special designs on
Speaker 1: him or you know, something for each guy in honor
Speaker 1: of protection.
Speaker 3: That is a good idea.
Speaker 4: Actually, maybe there's some pancakes on their you know, design
Speaker 4: of pancakes for their pancake blocks. The forty nine ers
Speaker 4: are in quite a quagmire here because brock Party has
Speaker 4: half an arm, and it's his non throwing arm. His
Speaker 4: left arm's fine, his right arm is just all inflamed.
Speaker 4: It's real terrible. They're saying that they want to go
Speaker 4: get a contract done with him quick. They don't want
Speaker 4: to wait till the deadline like the Cowboys did with
Speaker 4: Dak But brock Party was the last pick in the
Speaker 4: draft one year he was mister Irrelevant, so he doesn't
Speaker 4: have any money. But he has a sponsorship deal with Toyota,
Speaker 4: and he gave each of his offensive linemen a Toyota
Speaker 4: Sequoia or a Toyota Tundra one of their choices.
Speaker 3: Wow, dang.
Speaker 1: Now they uh not to be cynical, but they have
Speaker 1: to pay taxes on that, right.
Speaker 2: I would assume gifted a car, you have to pay
Speaker 2: taxes on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the offensive lineman all make more than brock Party,
Speaker 4: so really good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I don't know maybe they would they would
Speaker 5: they want a Toyota.
Speaker 2: I mean, you wouldn't say no, Yeah, you can give
Speaker 2: it to a family member.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's you.
Speaker 5: You get to the practice parking lot is like, hey,
Speaker 5: let me see here Sequoia and they're like, I gave
Speaker 5: it to my U, my brother's wife.
Speaker 3: It's kind of awkward.
Speaker 1: It's it's a getting customized. I'm gonna I should get
Speaker 1: it back after the season.
Speaker 4: The Jets are in play here and now their quarterback
Speaker 4: Aaron Rodgers, known for yelling at his lineman when a
Speaker 4: free rusher gets through, for yelling at his wide receivers
Speaker 4: when he won hops one into their shins. But he
Speaker 4: had a tailor come in and measure the lineman for
Speaker 4: a custom tom Ford suit that they can wear with
Speaker 4: their new tom Ford glasses and tom Ford cologne. And
Speaker 4: then he got them a Louis Vuton passport holder.
Speaker 6: So is he sponsored by tom Ford?
Speaker 5: Why why didn't tom Ford make passport holders?
Speaker 4: It's very weird, right, I mean it's like, I mean,
Speaker 4: he's been doing this for a long time, but he
Speaker 4: barely knows these guys now.
Speaker 3: Jared Goff took a shot at rock Purdy.
Speaker 4: He said, it's hard when you got guys giving out
Speaker 4: Toyota trucks to try to keep up with that. So
Speaker 4: I got my guys a nice YETI package with a
Speaker 4: ton of WAGU steaks and beef in it.
Speaker 3: I hope they like it. Oh that's good, is it?
Speaker 3: I mean it's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Comparatively to the guy who makes way less than you,
Speaker 4: getting actual cars kind of comes off like a cheap
Speaker 4: skate if you asked.
Speaker 5: Me, maybe, But I think NFL lineman is more likely
Speaker 5: going to want a giant, expensive cooler full of expensive
Speaker 5: wagu beef than a Toyota Corolla.
Speaker 6: And there's no beef tax either to worry about, right right.
Speaker 1: I'm with with Ben on this too, though, because most
Speaker 1: of these guys make pretty good money and so getting
Speaker 1: them gifts is not always you know, they can get
Speaker 1: themselves whatever they want and like to Ben's point, may
Speaker 1: not want a Toyota truck, but they will eat that
Speaker 1: expensive beef and that ye will get used skin.
Speaker 3: You always said. The beef tax is when they walk
Speaker 3: funny after.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gota make sure you don't walk right for a week.
Speaker 1: Ros Hey, I'm just talking about Bad Santa.
Speaker 2: It's a great.
Speaker 6: Movie, dude, Billy Bob Thornton is amazing in Land Man.
Speaker 6: Everything he says is hilarious. Thank you, Oh my god,
Speaker 6: it's so good.
Speaker 3: You're watching it as a comedy, right.
Speaker 6: Yes, absolutely, because it's really dumb.
Speaker 2: I'm watching it right now.
Speaker 4: Mister Unlimited, the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers. You guys know,
Speaker 4: mister unlimited Russell Wilson one of the biggest cornballs in
Speaker 4: all of human history. Really, he got his offensive lineman
Speaker 4: a ten thousand dollars gift card for an Airbnb that
Speaker 4: can be used worldwide. He got them a black and
Speaker 4: yellow Louisviton Duffel bag, and then he got them all
Speaker 4: a bottle of his wife's rum. So Sierra has a
Speaker 4: rum company apparently, so he just brought that up there
Speaker 4: to throw that around.
Speaker 3: Pretty creative. The Airbnb gift card. That's good.
Speaker 2: How often do you guys drink rum? I like rum.
Speaker 5: I went through a big vanilla rum phase. It made
Speaker 5: me feel like I was on vacation. I liked the
Speaker 5: coconut smell and the vanilla smell. So I'll do I'll
Speaker 5: do some rum.
Speaker 1: I remember that time period where you always smelled like coconut.
Speaker 6: I loved drum in college, but yeah, I probably haven't
Speaker 6: had it in ten years now.
Speaker 3: I thought, that's good.
Speaker 4: If I've been to a beach, yeah, where they just
Speaker 4: have frozen drinks like at you know, a place like that.
Speaker 3: I've only done that once too, So drink my tie.
Speaker 4: Patrick Mahomes, you got him a red Yetti cooler with
Speaker 4: a Rolex watch, Oakley sunglasses, lou Casey boots.
Speaker 3: Come on, Patrick, you make more than anyone. Step it
Speaker 3: up right when I watch.
Speaker 6: That watch is pretty expensive right.
Speaker 5: I mean that's nice, but he probably has deals with
Speaker 5: all of them.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: This is like if I gave you guys a discount
Speaker 5: on your Frankel and Frankel your next lawsuit and got
Speaker 5: you some lux Ice crystal clear spears from lux Ice,
Speaker 5: and you know, all right, but all those things would
Speaker 5: be great, but you'd know that I had an end
Speaker 5: with them and probably didn't pay full price, like I
Speaker 5: paid full price for those incredibly expensive coffee mugs.
Speaker 1: I think like the other thing about this though, and
Speaker 1: they just can't publicize it because of the implication. But
Speaker 1: I think the main thing he gives those guys is, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I promise you won't have to deal with my wife
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 4: He said that they went and won all his games
Speaker 4: to make sure they got the bye week so they
Speaker 4: could have another baby, because she's pregnant.
Speaker 3: She's always pregnant. There's a hundred little Patrick turn around
Speaker 3: the last one. And this is just a good guy here.
Speaker 4: Daniel Jones went over to the Vikings, right, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: they're back up now, but he's still got all of
Speaker 4: his giants, Lineman a big limited edition bottle of tequila.
Speaker 3: He's like, I know the team cut me and I'm
Speaker 3: not there anymore. But that was nice.
Speaker 4: At Christmas time, he hadn't been there in three months,
Speaker 4: and he sent them all a big, nice nineteen thousand
Speaker 4: dollars bottle of tequila nineteen brand.
Speaker 3: You know, good guy Daniel Jones.
Speaker 2: That's the brand, good guy Daniel Jones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good guy Daniel Jones.
Speaker 1: Brown did he followed up with good guy Daniel's.
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, classe azul tequila.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's they been that Nick and Sam's birthday party.
Speaker 1: They had that in the back. Not not the Daniel,
Speaker 1: not the good guy Daniel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they had that in the back. It was delicious.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well there was somebody there, an investor in that too, maybe.
Speaker 3: Okay. As for Dak, I.
Speaker 4: Didn't see what he got his guys. I don't know
Speaker 4: if that got out there or anything. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you all saw, but uh, you know, there we go,
Speaker 4: there's your there's your gifts.
Speaker 2: All right, good job. Kat.
Speaker 1: We suspect tomorrow's show will be similar to today's. We
Speaker 1: think we'll be at the crib doing it live with
Speaker 1: the modern technology. But as always, keep it locked right here.
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