WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.080 --> 00:00:05.320 Uncensored, unfiltered, un hinged. 2 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:07.160 It's the Couel Cast. 3 00:00:07.519 --> 00:00:09.759 Listen daily on your favorite streaming service. 4 00:00:14.599 --> 00:00:18.120 Hi everyone, and I am my edible just hits So 5 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:23.359 I am up? Oh yes, I am. Well. Today is Monday, 6 00:00:23.519 --> 00:00:26.079 it is what the day before the day before Christmas, 7 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:28.760 and we're gonna have a little fun missmash of a 8 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:31.679 show here today. First we're gonna start with high tea, 9 00:00:31.719 --> 00:00:33.799 because you know how I feel about it. I want 10 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:35.399 you to go if you can, to a place in 11 00:00:35.439 --> 00:00:37.880 your neighborhood for high tea or make it for yourself. 12 00:00:38.200 --> 00:00:41.799 And I found a new place called the Cobblestone Cottage 13 00:00:42.759 --> 00:00:44.960 and just let me tell you, this woman's incredible. It's 14 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:48.159 a family run place. She also is helping foster kids 15 00:00:48.200 --> 00:00:50.880 through her business. She's starting a whole new place for 16 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:54.640 at risk youth right next door. She's a marvel. You'll 17 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:57.840 see her in the footage. And Steve Cabral went with 18 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:00.200 me and here was our end. She made spence. She's 19 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:01.799 vegan for me, and I have to call ahead if 20 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:04.560 you're a vegan and be sure they know you're coming. 21 00:01:04.640 --> 00:01:06.799 And they'll need at least a day because she makes 22 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:10.719 everything in advance. Honey fresh. In other words, that day. 23 00:01:10.840 --> 00:01:14.319 She cooks her stuff that day, so she needs to 24 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:16.519 know your comments so she can get the ingredients for 25 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:20.280 the vegan stuff. But here we go to the Cobblestone Cottage. 26 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:22.920 I hope you're gonna have a great Christmas week. And 27 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:25.959 if you're as high as I am, hold on to something. 28 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:30.400 I'm great. Thank you. Don't you all look great in 29 00:01:30.439 --> 00:01:35.799 the cinematic mode? So we have made it inside. Steve 30 00:01:35.879 --> 00:01:40.760 is here now, there he is, and Ember's under the table, 31 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:43.079 of course, and we're about to have afternoon tea at 32 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:49.519 Cobblestone Cottage. Our proprietor and our surfling tennis shoes that 33 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:52.760 I love an Adora. Oh are you too? Oh they're like, 34 00:01:53.840 --> 00:02:00.480 they're like, there we go, very smart, very very smart. 35 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:03.920 All right, we are here and we have the oat 36 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:14.639 milk and the tea. It tastes absolutely delicious. How do 37 00:02:14.639 --> 00:02:17.599 you like that mango? I love it. It the most 38 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:20.479 delicious thing I've ever had in my life. It is yummy, 39 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:26.439 isn't it. Now? Of course they do a whole tower 40 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:28.840 of treats, but since I am vegan, they're making special 41 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:31.599 stuff for us. I told them only one, so Steve 42 00:02:31.599 --> 00:02:33.400 could have the Tower of treats. But I guess they're 43 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:37.800 doing too. But right now we're getting berries and they're delicious, 44 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:43.879 and they're covered with something and it looks yummy, yumy yumm, yum, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yeah, yummy. 45 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:47.439 Look how beautiful the cinematic mode is. It's just so pretty. 46 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:53.599 I can't take it. And here we have our vegan plate. 47 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:58.520 We have cucumber sandwiches, we have a little salad. Here, 48 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:02.639 we have some puff pastes. Oh, we have this deliciousness, 49 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:13.879 absolute delicious. Look at you in front of all that fool. Okay, 50 00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:16.479 So I could eat like ten of the dates and 51 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:20.719 stuffed with pistachios. They are so freaking good. I would 52 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:22.560 not be able to fit out the door when I left, 53 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:24.520 but I could eat ten of them. They're so good. 54 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:26.680 I'm about to try this cute little thing that looks 55 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:30.199 like a little puff pastry hamburger, and it's gonna be yummy. 56 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:33.439 So that was part of our journey at the Cobblestone Cottage. 57 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:35.960 I will go back and interview the proprietor. She was 58 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:40.000 wonderful and I want you all to meet her. But 59 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:42.439 I showed you this to encourage you to be nice 60 00:03:42.439 --> 00:03:45.879 to yourself over the holidays. Go to high tea or 61 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:48.520 you know, do something you really like to do. I 62 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:50.919 like high tea. What do you really like to do? 63 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:54.560 Treat yourself even if you're alone this holiday season? Treat 64 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:59.080 yourself to something nice and my thanks to the Cobblestone Cottage. 65 00:03:59.319 --> 00:04:03.000 Did y'all hear I got the velvetizer? Honey? Oh? I did. 66 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:06.719 Want to support the Corell cast, then like and subscribe 67 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:10.000 the YouTube videos at the really Corel channel. Just go 68 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:13.599 to YouTube dot com forward slash really Correl, that's kri 69 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:18.040 L and subscribe to the most exciting YouTube stream available today. 70 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:22.720 If you're not visiting really corell dot com daily, you're 71 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:26.360 missing out. Get the podcast videos and the blug including 72 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:41.920 recipes at reallycorrel dot com. 73 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:45.839 Hi everyone, we are in my kitchen, of course Correl's kitchen. Hey, 74 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:52.360 Kiril apostropheus k t Carrel's kitchen. I see a new show. Anyway, 75 00:04:52.399 --> 00:04:54.879 We are here in my kitchen and it's around the holidays, 76 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:58.839 and I decided this holiday to give myself one of 77 00:04:58.839 --> 00:05:03.079 those velvetizers from Hotel Chocolate that you see up on 78 00:05:03.120 --> 00:05:07.560 the Instagram and all of that. Now, the people at 79 00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:11.040 good Old Hotel Chocolate never once returned an email about 80 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:14.879 inquiring it for a review item for my show, because 81 00:05:14.879 --> 00:05:17.000 you know, they send out review items for people that 82 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:19.759 review them on their podcast and on their broadcast and 83 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:23.079 in print and things like that. But they never got 84 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:25.079 back to me. So I just want to I just 85 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:27.439 bought it. Now. I don't need it, Okay, I've got 86 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:30.639 every kitchen gadget here that you can imagine. I do 87 00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:33.199 not need it. But isn't that what Christmas is about? 88 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:35.759 And I'm sixty two years old and don't know how 89 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:38.800 many more Christmases I will be up and about. So 90 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:41.920 I thought, if that's what you want for Christmas, get 91 00:05:41.959 --> 00:05:44.759 it for yourself. So I ordered it, all right, miss 92 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:47.839 Ember's in the kitchen because it's a snack time, or 93 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:51.439 has been Chody Hatter snacks anyway, So I ordered it, 94 00:05:52.519 --> 00:05:56.519 and it finally came after what is today? Nine days? 95 00:05:56.560 --> 00:06:00.879 Ten days? I ordered it. The second today is the twelve. Yeah, 96 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:03.720 so it took ten days to get here. So they 97 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:06.879 use slow boat to China shipping, but it got here 98 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:11.800 after ten days. Oh the holidays whatever. Amazon still gets 99 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:14.079 stuff there the next day, but I don't like to 100 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:19.240 use Amazon, so anyway, so it got here and I 101 00:06:19.319 --> 00:06:22.160 thought that you and I would do this together. Now 102 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:26.600 I have already used my meo matt. Do you see 103 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:30.480 it right there? I've already used my meo mat to 104 00:06:30.600 --> 00:06:35.480 make cashew almond milk because my soybeans have not arrived yet. 105 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:39.600 I ordered those online, five pounds of them to make 106 00:06:39.639 --> 00:06:42.399 soy milk, of course, but they haven't arrived yet. So 107 00:06:42.439 --> 00:06:44.759 we'll be using cashew almond milk because I am a 108 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:48.800 vegan and the Hotel Chocolate has vegan kits, so they 109 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:51.920 sell a starter kit. It's the Velvet Hazer, which is 110 00:06:52.040 --> 00:06:56.079 kind of a fancy froth. And then there's two little 111 00:06:56.439 --> 00:07:02.079 bean and chocolate bean inspired cup, and then there's four 112 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:09.800 packs of ten chocolate mix. Now this is coco. Remember, 113 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:13.839 this is coco powder. This is chocolate. This is because 114 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:17.720 it better be like that movie Choco Lot, where Chaco Lot, 115 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:22.600 where Juliette Binoult served Judy Dench that lovely looking chacola. 116 00:07:22.639 --> 00:07:25.240 Oh see, I've been looking for that. I've been trying 117 00:07:25.319 --> 00:07:29.800 for that. Will this do that? Will this give me 118 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:35.720 the Chaco Lote chocolate the Mayan chocolate. That that nectar 119 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:38.879 of the gods, I don't know. Do you know Himberg? 120 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:46.399 She appears disinteresting. Okay, so here's the box. Only thing 121 00:07:46.439 --> 00:07:49.399 I took out is the top paper on top, So 122 00:07:49.519 --> 00:07:52.079 this is you're seeing it as I'm seeing it there 123 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:55.360 it is. So first of all, I don't remember what 124 00:07:55.399 --> 00:07:58.279 I ordered ten days ago. So my first one is 125 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:01.319 dark eighty five percent drinking chocolate. Do they have the 126 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:08.519 ingredients on here? Let's see ingredients chocolate, liquare, sugar, cocoa, butter, soylethucin. 127 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:13.519 That's it may contain egg, milk, peanuts, se enow for vegans. 128 00:08:13.519 --> 00:08:15.759 That ain't a good thing, but that means they processor 129 00:08:15.839 --> 00:08:17.759 of a plant that probably has those things in it 130 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:21.839 suitable for vegetarian and vegans when made with water or 131 00:08:21.920 --> 00:08:25.480 dairy alternative. Okay, so there we go, right on the box. Well, 132 00:08:25.480 --> 00:08:28.959 have very few ingredients. By the way, most chocolate is 133 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:32.399 made out of chocolate, liquena and cocoa butter. If you 134 00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:36.639 read the and sugar sugar second ingredient, baby two hundred 135 00:08:36.639 --> 00:08:39.279 and ten calories for a hot cocoa. Here we go. 136 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:43.399 So this is a dark eighty five percent drinking chocolate. 137 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:47.639 It's a packet of ten. This is chili drinking chocolate, 138 00:08:47.919 --> 00:08:52.519 which is a smooth, dark chocolate with mouthwarming abnetto. Okay, 139 00:08:54.679 --> 00:08:58.679 do I like that? I don't know. This is classic 140 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:04.960 seventy percent drinking chocolate, okay. And then the one I 141 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:11.480 think I'm gonna like the most hairzelnut Pralean drinking chocolate. Okay. 142 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:18.000 And then we have it hard to do with one hand, Honey, 143 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:23.480 you need a camera person. We have the velvetizer, and 144 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:28.480 oh I got the platinum one I forgot all right, Misscember. 145 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:31.679 Here's a box and put that down there, branch the 146 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:35.559 damn recycled in. All right, this has a tripod. Let's 147 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:39.879 try to use it, baby, Okay, there we go. Okay, 148 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:44.840 So here we have the velvetizer. All right. I had 149 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:48.679 to set you down because I have to undo the cardboard. 150 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:52.440 All right. Now I can pick you back up, all right. 151 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:57.399 So we got our instructions. And there's something in there. No, 152 00:09:57.559 --> 00:10:03.080 that's the instructions. There's something sticking out. I can't even 153 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:07.240 see if you see it or not. But I'm pulling embers, 154 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:15.679 embers running boxes falling. Okay, I'm unpackaging there. It looks 155 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:22.480 very earth friendly and here's oh, here's here. Oh is 156 00:10:22.519 --> 00:10:26.159 that broken? Now? Okay, I thought it might be broken. 157 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:29.720 They're pretty good size. They look small online, but that's 158 00:10:29.759 --> 00:10:34.120 a perfect good size. And they send you to there's 159 00:10:34.279 --> 00:10:41.159 two of them. And then here is the velvetizer. And 160 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:43.799 now I believe it's two parts. It's the top part 161 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:48.440 and then the the heating part on the bottom. Ooh, 162 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:56.480 it's pretty. That's pretty. I like I like shiny things. 163 00:10:57.440 --> 00:11:01.960 And then here's the bottom part comes right out there, 164 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:06.360 and that's the parch plug. That's the part plug up 165 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:11.000 into the wall. Honey, Okay, we can put all of 166 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:16.200 this in the box for recycling. Christmas responsible for the 167 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:22.960 death of more trees. Okay, now you should probably read 168 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:28.120 the instructions. You know, where am I going to put it? Like, 169 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:31.440 I have counterspace. I literally have to have a power 170 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:35.440 like a power strip here because I have so many appliances. 171 00:11:37.519 --> 00:11:45.600 Luckily I have him. All right, I guess it'll go 172 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:53.679 over here. What do you'll think right there, the one 173 00:11:53.720 --> 00:12:03.679 little remaining counter space. Oh well, okay, so here's the velvetizer. 174 00:12:05.000 --> 00:12:07.159 I must stick it on a little base over here. 175 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:17.639 It wasn't that cute? Isn't that special? And then I'm 176 00:12:17.639 --> 00:12:24.519 going to read the instruction manual. Register. You should register. 177 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:27.159 I always register. It helps with the warranties and things. 178 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:32.799 Read all instructions before using your velvetizer. It must be 179 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:36.960 plugged into an electrical outlet. You don't freakin say, okay, 180 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:42.480 save the instructions. You've got the lid with ventilation holes. 181 00:12:42.519 --> 00:12:44.960 You've got the seal around the lid, the pouring spout, 182 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:49.360 cordless jug, the power button on the side, and the 183 00:12:49.399 --> 00:12:52.639 whisk on the inside of the power buttons. 184 00:12:52.879 --> 00:13:00.080 Right there here is said power button and it is 185 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:04.039 on the side. I know you got a button on 186 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:06.519 the side. Done that. I know you got a bucket 187 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:09.840 on the side. Okay, so do not touch metal part? 188 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:12.519 Do you have to? You know what instruction? You should 189 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:16.279 always read the instructions always. If you're a complete and 190 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:23.639 total moron, child shall not play with the appliance. Now 191 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:29.360 you're telling me how to parent. Okay, whatever scalding may 192 00:13:29.399 --> 00:13:32.960 occur if the lead is removed while brewing. Now we're 193 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:36.399 at the McDonald's drive through, right, good lord, a lot 194 00:13:36.399 --> 00:13:39.559 of cool before cleaning. They must only be used in 195 00:13:39.559 --> 00:13:42.440 conjunction with the base unit and the whisk provided. Do 196 00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:45.440 not use outdoors. The hell, I'm gonna plug it in. 197 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:47.799 But if I want to take it camping and have 198 00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:50.679 a lovely hot cocoa, don't tell me where to use 199 00:13:50.679 --> 00:13:54.799 my appliance. Why can't I use it outdoors? Household use only? 200 00:13:55.120 --> 00:13:59.240 What if my household is out outside? Do not use 201 00:13:59.240 --> 00:14:04.679 appliants other than them for intended use? What am I 202 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:11.519 gonna do with it? Uh? I really am ber? Look 203 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:16.559 at her, She's equally as perplexed as I am. Okay, 204 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:19.080 I know this video is gonna be too long. What 205 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:23.679 do I care? I don't care. Avoid spillage on the connector. 206 00:14:23.879 --> 00:14:28.200 Oh so, don't pour liquid on the electrical outlet. Okay, 207 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:31.440 all of this text, look, you got to know all 208 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:33.960 of that, and then when it gets to how to 209 00:14:34.120 --> 00:14:38.320 use the thing, it's just some nice little pictures. So 210 00:14:38.440 --> 00:14:42.200 after you read all of the insurance stuff, the stuff 211 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:46.879 that must be there because I'm a lawyers, then you 212 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:48.799 can get some pretty pictures on how to use it. 213 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:54.279 Insert the withsk where's the freaking risk? Is there a 214 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:59.279 wisk up in here? Come here? I think there's a 215 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:00.159 whisk up in here here? 216 00:15:00.679 --> 00:15:00.919 Oh? 217 00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:08.519 Oh there it is? Well, how does that make a 218 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:16.960 connection with that h it's magnetic. Look at that. Watch 219 00:15:17.519 --> 00:15:29.559 watch this? Ooh see magnetic? Ain't that something? Okay? I 220 00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:32.840 inserted the whisk. Doesn't that sound cate of dirty? 221 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:33.200 Like? 222 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:39.759 Just a little insert the lisk, baby, Add cold water 223 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:43.159 to the max mark. Add two drops of washing liquid. Oh, 224 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:46.120 you gotta clean it first. Y'all kind have cleaned it 225 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:50.360 before you sent it here. But the hell Add cold 226 00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:53.279 water to the max mark. Add two drops of washing liquid. 227 00:15:53.320 --> 00:15:56.679 Close the lid, press the button when finished, rents out 228 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:59.840 with cold water. Please use this as your regular cleaning. 229 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:03.720 I call four year of velmentae. All right, okay, you 230 00:16:03.840 --> 00:16:07.279 wanna get pushy with me. We're gonna go over here 231 00:16:07.399 --> 00:16:10.440 to the sink. I'm gonna get some water. Put it 232 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:13.000 up to that mark right there. See there's a mark 233 00:16:13.039 --> 00:16:19.039 in there. I hope y'all saw that, because there's a 234 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:27.919 mark in there. Okay, it's that mask there. We go, 235 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:32.919 all right, two drops of dish soap. I keep minding 236 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:38.320 here because it's pretty and I'm gay. Two drops? How 237 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:45.519 the hell? That's that's probably two drops? It was a 238 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:54.360 squirt really, Okay, Now put it on there. It's already 239 00:16:54.360 --> 00:17:01.320 plugged in. Put the lid on it right and start 240 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:15.279 her up it started. I hope I put enough soap. 241 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:18.880 I'll be back. Can I just tell you as I 242 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:21.680 watch it clean that I think it's remarkable the way 243 00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:24.440 that little thing in there uses magnets down below and 244 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:29.920 not a gear or anything here. Pull this out here, honey? 245 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:34.359 Did I stop it? Oh? I didn't mess it up 246 00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:39.720 because it was spinning and spinning. I left it. Okay, 247 00:17:39.880 --> 00:17:42.359 So the cleaning cycle is over, and I have to 248 00:17:42.359 --> 00:17:44.119 say that it said the light was going to go out. 249 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:46.119 I haven't seen a light. I gotta look for light. 250 00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:50.720 But it's over. So here we have it all. So 251 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:53.640 I'm choosing to have the hazelnut prey lean and you 252 00:17:53.720 --> 00:17:58.559 know what, it's pretty hefty package. I'm using cashew almond milk, 253 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:01.359 which I got to shake up because it's homemade. So 254 00:18:01.400 --> 00:18:04.640 the only ingredient in this is what almonds and cashews. 255 00:18:04.759 --> 00:18:08.599 That's it. And water ain't the oils ain't know this 256 00:18:08.799 --> 00:18:11.880 that letuce in? No, No, it's oil. It's just cashus 257 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:14.640 and almond. You can pillow all oil in it if 258 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:16.960 you want, but don't. I don't. So I'm going to 259 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:20.920 put this much. It says Max right there. See because 260 00:18:20.960 --> 00:18:24.359 I washed it. It's clean. I'm gonna fill it to 261 00:18:24.400 --> 00:18:28.200 the max. I'm gonna put in the hazelnut, and then 262 00:18:28.359 --> 00:18:30.839 i'm gonna set it over here, and in two and 263 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:34.440 a half minutes, I'm allegedly gonna have a wonder. So 264 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:37.960 let's let's see. Sorry, I'm trying to mess with you 265 00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:44.359 with your Oh look at that. It's flaky. And here 266 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:57.400 you got to see this on it came here. Doesn't 267 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:01.000 that look like something? Okay, we're going to cover it 268 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:07.599 with its lid, and now we're going to hit the 269 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:15.279 power button. Oh, there's the light. The light is on 270 00:19:15.319 --> 00:19:25.720 the power button. It's going all right. I'm preparing myself 271 00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:28.799 for some delicious, rich chocolate. We'll see in a minute. 272 00:19:28.920 --> 00:19:31.519 I feel like it's Christmas morning. I'm sitting here just 273 00:19:31.599 --> 00:19:37.119 waiting for this to be done. It turns so dark 274 00:19:37.160 --> 00:19:41.920 and chocolate he looking. Oh my god, will I be crying? 275 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:46.200 Or am I a mayan ha hah? Cracking myself up. 276 00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:50.319 It's got to be near two and a half minutes. Hurry, 277 00:19:50.400 --> 00:19:52.599 for the love of God. I guess I should read 278 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:55.319 more of the don'ts huh, because you know I didn't 279 00:19:55.319 --> 00:19:59.599 read like a third of them. Do not place near 280 00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:02.559 a hot gas or electric burner, or in a heated oven. 281 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:05.680 Who the hell is gonna put that in a heated up? 282 00:20:05.759 --> 00:20:11.599 What people are just to protect against fire, electric shock, 283 00:20:11.680 --> 00:20:14.839 and injury. Do not immerse the main lead plug, power 284 00:20:14.839 --> 00:20:17.599 based or appliance in water. If you have to be 285 00:20:17.680 --> 00:20:22.559 told that, maybe you should actually do that. I don't know. 286 00:20:23.079 --> 00:20:25.759 Maybe it's just me. Do not touch the metal pot 287 00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:32.079 parts when they are hot. It's my light. Off the light. 288 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:34.480 Oh my god, the light is off. This is it? 289 00:20:34.759 --> 00:20:38.119 This is it? This is it? Is this? The chackle 290 00:20:38.160 --> 00:20:45.119 lot chocolate? Hmm, this is it? All right? Off goes 291 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:49.319 the lid. Don't touch the metal part that's hot. There's 292 00:20:49.359 --> 00:20:53.519 a little lip, little lip poorer. All right, there's a 293 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:56.960 little lip, little lip poorer. Took off the lid. It 294 00:20:57.000 --> 00:20:59.440 does look velvety and chocolate. Now do you take out 295 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:04.440 the little thing now it's in nearby magnet. Oh oh honey, 296 00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:13.079 all right, Oh right up to the top. Oh yes, 297 00:21:13.720 --> 00:21:18.599 please don't stop to yet at the top. Have I 298 00:21:18.680 --> 00:21:22.000 just recently watched a comedy special where someone talks like that, 299 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:26.759 Oh my god, you look at that, Look and look 300 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:31.519 at that, look at it? Look, I said, look Oh 301 00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:36.319 my god. Well, if it tastes as good as it looks, 302 00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:38.440 then I was wrong. Then I did need that. 303 00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:50.480 Here we go, I'm falling over. 304 00:21:50.599 --> 00:21:54.680 Did you see that? I fell over? Do I love it? 305 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:06.160 I certainly love the texture. Wow, it's like it's it's 306 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:17.160 like liquid chocolate. Really, it's delicious, well hotel chocolate ten days. 307 00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:20.400 But it was worth the weight, and I got it 308 00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:22.279 for what I did for one hundred and seventy dollars. 309 00:22:22.319 --> 00:22:26.039 It was on a set special because I guess one 310 00:22:26.079 --> 00:22:28.960 hundred and seventy dollars especial. But that's what I paid 311 00:22:29.039 --> 00:22:34.680 for it, and it's delicious. I better drink a lot 312 00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:36.720 of chocolate for well, how much are they like out 313 00:22:36.759 --> 00:22:41.480 of Starbucks? Like, if you got a delicious hot chocolate gourmet, 314 00:22:41.640 --> 00:22:44.000 you know, made with real chocolate out of Starbucks? What 315 00:22:44.079 --> 00:22:44.440 is that? Like? 316 00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:45.279 Seven dollars? 317 00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:48.279 Is that with it? I don't go to Starbucks. I 318 00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:51.039 think y'all are crazy if you go to Starbucks. But whatever, 319 00:22:51.200 --> 00:22:53.279 if you do go or well even at let's say 320 00:22:53.279 --> 00:22:55.680 you're at your local coffee shop, which would be much better, 321 00:22:56.599 --> 00:22:59.440 and they have one there, how much would they sell 322 00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:02.839 this for? You think? Four ninety five six ninety, I 323 00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:07.559 say six ninety five minimal probably you think I do 324 00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:13.000 so seven dollars. Let's say seven dollars, so how many 325 00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:19.079 is that? Ten twenty right around twenty eight and I 326 00:23:19.119 --> 00:23:23.440 got what ten forty, so it'll pay for itself. In 327 00:23:23.480 --> 00:23:32.039 the middle of box number three, cheers baby. 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Do treat yourself to something nice 348 00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:53.359 as holiday season, and I hope you enjoyed just hanging 349 00:24:53.359 --> 00:24:56.880 out in the kitchen being stupid. I love the velvetizer. 350 00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:58.960 I've been using it every day, so I'm getting my 351 00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:01.720 money out of it. You should have dark chocolate every day, 352 00:25:01.759 --> 00:25:04.920 and that's eighty five percent dark chocolate, So you know, 353 00:25:05.160 --> 00:25:08.200 is it worth the money? Could you do it without it? Sure? 354 00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:11.400 But if you can afford it, it's a nice little gadget. 355 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:15.039 I couldn't afford it, but I got it anyway. It's fabulous. 356 00:25:15.519 --> 00:25:17.519 I wanted to address before I go, just a couple 357 00:25:17.599 --> 00:25:20.079 of things. First of all, there's a whole lot of 358 00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:23.559 psychological warfare going on online over Christmas, and I love it. 359 00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:27.799 Donald Trump is being made to look like Elon Musk 360 00:25:27.880 --> 00:25:32.000 bitch because he is. He even went to mar A 361 00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:34.880 Lago and interrupted a meeting with Jeff Bezos and Donald 362 00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:39.920 Trump because he's so egomaniacal. The Democrats are calling him 363 00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:43.680 President Musk and they're calling Trump a lame duck president 364 00:25:44.319 --> 00:25:48.640 that's gonna eat at his narcissistic self and he'll get 365 00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:52.039 rid of Elon Musk. And that's what the Democrats want. Now. 366 00:25:52.079 --> 00:25:54.559 They did manage to fund the government they always get 367 00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:58.039 in these debt ceiling crisis and there's no crisis, by 368 00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:01.960 the way. All they're doing is allocating the money that 369 00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:05.240 they've already said they were going to spend. They're just 370 00:26:05.359 --> 00:26:08.839 paying the credit card bill. That's all they're doing. They're 371 00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:13.200 not approving new spending and to go after trans people 372 00:26:13.319 --> 00:26:17.519 in the bill. These people are despicable. And Trump wanted 373 00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:19.640 to just get rid of the debt ceiling for his 374 00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:22.240 next two years because he wants to spend like a 375 00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:26.119 drunken sailor. So which there's nothing wrong with a drunken sailor, 376 00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:28.720 but only if you're in bed with them, not if 377 00:26:28.759 --> 00:26:32.559 you're out spending money. So that's the first thing, you know, 378 00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:35.519 this whole President Musk thing. And Trump already saying he 379 00:26:35.559 --> 00:26:39.359 ain't gonna lower grocery prices, so over the holidays, I 380 00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:41.880 hope that Maga is going to be disappointed because he's 381 00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:45.400 putting lumps of coal in their stockings. And he almost 382 00:26:45.960 --> 00:26:48.720 shut down the government before he even got into office 383 00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:54.759 because of the guy pulling his strings Elon Musk. The 384 00:26:54.839 --> 00:26:58.559 second thing is the tragedy in Germany. I'm not naming 385 00:26:58.680 --> 00:27:02.279 names or calling out here, but they put barriers around 386 00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:05.160 this entire marketplace where five people were killed in two 387 00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:08.359 hundred injured. As I've watched the video, you can go 388 00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:12.200 see it online. This guy barrels through this crowd just 389 00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:15.440 full speed, and the crowds filled the street because this 390 00:27:15.559 --> 00:27:20.079 area is blocked off with concrete barricades except one area 391 00:27:20.200 --> 00:27:23.880 left open for emergency vehicles. Which why don't they do 392 00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:27.119 this like around the White House where those barriers go 393 00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:32.279 up and down the emergency vehicles and only the emergency 394 00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:36.519 vehicles can lower them. Other people cannot. That just would 395 00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:39.880 seem to make sense. But speaking of sense, I mentioned 396 00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:42.319 last week on the show, who wakes up and says, 397 00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:45.839 let's drug my wife and let fifty people raper? Well, 398 00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:48.759 who wakes up and says, I'm going to drive through 399 00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:53.480 a Christmas you know, mall or Christmas market and take 400 00:27:53.480 --> 00:27:55.240 out as many as I can. The guy was caught, 401 00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:58.519