WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:07.679 Squeamish. Squeamish. If you look up squeamish, if you google squeamish, 2 00:00:08.119 --> 00:00:12.320 it will say did you mean Bailey? What? Because Bailey 3 00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:14.199 is Squeamish. I did a magic trick for Bailey off 4 00:00:14.199 --> 00:00:15.800 the air a little while ago where I stuck a 5 00:00:15.919 --> 00:00:20.320 long foot long like spike through my tongue and had 6 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:25.359 video from Bailey Jay, you weren't here, Jenny, and Bailey 7 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:30.679 was like, I can't look, I can't look, and so squeamish, 8 00:00:30.719 --> 00:00:32.759 I'm gonna do that on stage in the State Fair tomorrow. 9 00:00:32.880 --> 00:00:34.920 Oh okay, So you're doing a little practice round, yep, yep. 10 00:00:35.159 --> 00:00:36.719 And then I'm also gonna do one where I take 11 00:00:36.759 --> 00:00:39.560 a three pronged you know, like I think they call 12 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:42.399 it a triplet, I'm not sure, fish hook, treble, I'm 13 00:00:42.399 --> 00:00:46.320 not sure. And they I'm gonna stick it in my 14 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:49.119 mouth on a string and then you pull the string 15 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:51.799 to see what happens when it's on the string in 16 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:52.200 my mouth. 17 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:54.159 That'll be at the stake, be the volunteer for these 18 00:00:54.200 --> 00:00:56.039 just people in the crowd. People in the crowd, because 19 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:56.600 I don't want to. 20 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:59.960 Do that, well, no, I get it, Okay, I'm squeamish. 21 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:05.120 Let's get started with Juanita. Jannita is back and here 22 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:08.000 we go. She says, Hey, y'all, hey wanneda here with 23 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.560 my end of the week rant about the shit that 24 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:12.239 gets on my nerves. First of all, I agree with 25 00:01:12.319 --> 00:01:14.959 von I hate boba tea. A friend of mine bought 26 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:17.480 me one and I insisted I try it. First of all, 27 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:19.519 I don't like the fact that that many balls in 28 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:21.200 my mouth are at this in my mouth at the 29 00:01:21.239 --> 00:01:25.439 same time. Lol. Second of all, I want to drink 30 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:27.560 my drink, not drink it and eat it at the 31 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:30.359 same time. Disgusting. Now onto the rants. Oh, I thought 32 00:01:30.400 --> 00:01:32.879 that was one. First of all, do either of you 33 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:34.760 have a friend that when they tell the story, the 34 00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:38.359 story goes on and on for no fucking reason. My 35 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:40.760 friend of twenty years, I love her dealer dearly, but 36 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:42.280 I have to listen to her try and tell you 37 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:45.159 about something that happened to her. It's torture. She will 38 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:48.640 start the sentence with I woke up around six thirty 39 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:50.959 in the morning and I thought I wanted coffee. I 40 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:53.439 decided I could drink tea, and then around seven fifteen, 41 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:56.040 do you remember the blue suit I bought last week. Well, 42 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:58.079 I decided to wear that to work. The story goes 43 00:01:58.079 --> 00:01:59.799 on and on and on. Then she finally gets to 44 00:01:59.799 --> 00:02:02.879 the fucking point. So this asshole turns she ought to 45 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:05.280 be a stand up comic. Seriously, I would love to 46 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:07.439 hear Juananita, if you want to send in a video 47 00:02:07.519 --> 00:02:09.840 of you doing this, Juan Nita, I'd love to hear 48 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:12.240 your vocal delivery, because she sounds like a rant from 49 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:17.159 a stand up comic. Yeah, let's continue. I decided where 50 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:19.400 that work. Story goes on and on until she finally 51 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:21.520 gets the fucking point. This asshole turns out in front 52 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:24.319 of me and hits my car. Why the hell that 53 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:26.599 I have to listen to thirty minutes of bullshit before 54 00:02:26.599 --> 00:02:29.759 he got to the fucking point. Damn, hold onto your seats. 55 00:02:29.800 --> 00:02:32.280 I got one more rant. Well, we make fun of 56 00:02:32.280 --> 00:02:34.719 people who tell stories on the radio, you know, because 57 00:02:34.719 --> 00:02:37.639 some people are better storytellers. And I think you when 58 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:39.639 you tell a story, it's like, well, let's get to 59 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:42.759 the point, and sometimes we do. Jenny and I and 60 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:44.719 Steve and Fallon would make some fun of somebody who 61 00:02:44.719 --> 00:02:46.960 would call in for a worst Date Wednesday, and it 62 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:48.960 would be and we love people who call in, But 63 00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:51.000 people you know, they get nervous and they don't know 64 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:54.919 and the details are interesting to them, but not necessarily 65 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:56.879 to other people. So if you got hit by a 66 00:02:56.919 --> 00:02:58.680 car and or you had a worst date Wednesday and 67 00:02:58.719 --> 00:03:00.319 the guy showed up with his mother and they were 68 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:03.840 both drunk, okay, so the story should start like, you know, god, 69 00:03:03.879 --> 00:03:05.879 I went out with this guy and you wouldn't believe it. 70 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:08.599 He seemed great and he was wonderful, but he showed 71 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:13.879 up with his mother and they were both drunk. Now 72 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:16.159 you can expand on the story, what did you do? 73 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:18.360 How drunk were they? Well? 74 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:20.400 No, first you said, well, this was his name, and 75 00:03:20.439 --> 00:03:22.199 I thought he was really cute on Tinder. But then 76 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:23.960 I was like, I don't really know him, but I 77 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:25.840 decided to give him a shot, so I did, and 78 00:03:25.879 --> 00:03:27.759 then we, you know, we got it off on a 79 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:28.319 good start. 80 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:29.520 He was a little bit weird. 81 00:03:32.759 --> 00:03:35.479 And you and and sometimes when somebody's telling a long story, 82 00:03:35.479 --> 00:03:39.120 you're not sure whether they've reached the climax yet. So 83 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:41.560 you're not sure whether like, yeah, and we got along 84 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:44.319 really well on tender and you go and then you 85 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:49.360 realize that's not the punchline. So they keep going and 86 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.680 then they'll say something like and his name was Todd, 87 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:54.360 and I dated a guy named Todd once before that 88 00:03:54.479 --> 00:04:00.000 cheated on me. And that's the end of the story, 89 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:00.960 and they keep going going. 90 00:04:01.039 --> 00:04:01.280 Yeah. 91 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:03.360 Now, I don't make fun of people who I mean, 92 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:06.319 I will, but there's certain things I can't do. I 93 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:09.759 can't dance. I don't dance. I'm not good at it. 94 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:13.080 My limbs do not move in coordinated fashion. So we 95 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:14.680 all have what are you really bad at? Jenny? You 96 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:15.280 stay away. 97 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:20.360 From I don't know, I mean referencing movie quotes. I 98 00:04:20.399 --> 00:04:23.319 feel like Bailey's got that's like her forte. I can't 99 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:26.160 do that at all. I'll never say it the right way. Okay, 100 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:28.319 Like what is it I love you, Janie? Like I 101 00:04:28.319 --> 00:04:32.920 don't know, you know how it goes from So, I 102 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:35.160 don't know. I'm bad at a lot of things though 103 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:35.959 you put me on the spot. 104 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:39.800 It's fine, you're bad at being put on the spot, Bailey. 105 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:41.519 What are you know you're not? Jenny? What are you 106 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:43.560 bad at that you stay away from Bailey? Anything? 107 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:45.439 I mean? 108 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:49.680 Also plenty of stuff I think, like extemporaneously speaking if 109 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:52.959 I'm not prepared, or like if somebody says, Oh, you're 110 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:55.040 just gonna make a speech really quick, and I can't 111 00:04:55.079 --> 00:04:56.120 prepare for that speech. 112 00:04:56.279 --> 00:04:58.879 I will flounder and it will be really awful. 113 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:02.480 Also dancing, I also suck at dancing, Dan really Oh yeah, 114 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:03.240 I'm not great at it. 115 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:04.839 Hey, you know I saw you do the little TikTok 116 00:05:04.920 --> 00:05:06.480 dance last week and I thought you did great. A 117 00:05:06.519 --> 00:05:08.360 little flair with your arms. I think you did fine. 118 00:05:08.439 --> 00:05:10.399 I got to practice that one and over again. 119 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:12.959 One need it goes on and imagine her on stage 120 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.279 doing stand up comic. I know you guys don't control 121 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:17.319 the commercials or the ads on the podcast, but what 122 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:19.839 pisses me off is when either you, Dave, Jenny, or 123 00:05:19.839 --> 00:05:22.120 Bailey is talking in the middle of a sentence. All 124 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:24.519 of a sudden, I hear Ryan Seacrest here want to 125 00:05:24.519 --> 00:05:27.720 talk about chump of casino? What the fuck is chumba casino? 126 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:30.519 And who gives a shit? Stop cutting in in the conversation. 127 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:32.560 My husband says, the older I get, the more naggy 128 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:35.680 Nelly I get. Thanks you guys for listening to my rants. 129 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:39.759 Love you have a safe weekend. PS. If I'm not working, 130 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:41.959 I hope to visit you with the fair on Saturday. 131 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:45.120 I hope so too. One need to have your husband 132 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:47.920 get the camera out and do a one minute rant yes, 133 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:49.560 and then send it to me, because I would love 134 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:52.480 to hear your voice ranting, thank you, Wanita. 135 00:05:52.560 --> 00:05:54.600 We hope we see you at the fair. Sorry about 136 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:56.040 the ads I have no control over. 137 00:05:56.120 --> 00:06:00.399 Yeah, we really don't. Yeah, I get it. David Associates, Hmmm, 138 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:04.040 your thoughts on Susan not having a hobby reminded me 139 00:06:04.079 --> 00:06:06.279 of my wife because she also doesn't have a hobby 140 00:06:06.279 --> 00:06:10.120 other than reading books and streaming shows. She doesn't like crowds, 141 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:13.480 so she's always stressed about upcoming family events. For events 142 00:06:13.519 --> 00:06:17.399 like concerts, sports and state fairs, and automatic no unless 143 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:20.040 I tell her I really want to go, but I 144 00:06:20.079 --> 00:06:22.720 don't want her to go along only because of me 145 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:26.360 the anxieties related to mental health. So I've accepted it, 146 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:28.240 But there are other times when she asked me why 147 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:30.720 don't we spend more time together? What I think she 148 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:32.920 means is why don't I sit in the couch with 149 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:36.240 her while she's reading or watching shows. I'm the type 150 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:37.959 of person who can't sit for too long. I've been 151 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:40.240 really into my current hobby, so I'm downstairs, busy on 152 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:43.399 my own thing. How I see spending time together is 153 00:06:43.439 --> 00:06:45.639 outside of the house like we did in our twenties, 154 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:47.639 going to events. We're in our mid thirties. No kids. 155 00:06:47.959 --> 00:06:51.000 I feel your frustration. Dave, love the show and the 156 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:54.399 new editions that is from Vang also known as mister 157 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:59.839 dart Lick. Love that Wang, Thank you so much. Next one, 158 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:04.360 Sydney regular staff writer says Dave. Jenny Bailey. I don't 159 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:06.399 remember if you talked about on the show The Minnesota Goodbye, 160 00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:10.279 but you were discussing sneezing and the proper etiquette, which 161 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:11.399 is what which. 162 00:07:11.240 --> 00:07:13.800 Is sneezing into your elbow and not your hand like 163 00:07:13.920 --> 00:07:15.399 you do weirdo. 164 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:17.920 It's nothing weird about it at all. 165 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:18.800 Grossa. 166 00:07:19.199 --> 00:07:20.240 I'm not touching you. 167 00:07:20.319 --> 00:07:23.680 I'm touching all of the on the equipment. 168 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:25.600 But you are touching the same things that we might touch, 169 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:28.199 like the door handle. Yeah, to get out of the studio. 170 00:07:28.399 --> 00:07:30.360 Yeah, I guess. So you know what, That's why God 171 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:32.759 blessed you with what he calls immunity. 172 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:36.959 Immune have immunity, We have an immune system. 173 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:44.000 You get immun God says, give Jenny beautiful hair and immunity. 174 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:46.959 That's what he said, Thanks God, thanks big guy. 175 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:49.639 I do appreciate my anter too much. Stuff, Jenny, It's 176 00:07:49.639 --> 00:07:50.079 not fair. 177 00:07:51.519 --> 00:07:54.160 Isn't funny how God blesses people with just an amazing 178 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:58.639 something of like Taylor Swift. She is a songwriter, she 179 00:07:58.800 --> 00:08:01.720 is beautiful, she is she is healthy. She you know, 180 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:04.040 this is something I learned. Her family, her mom and 181 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:06.160 dad were worth one hundred million dollars. 182 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:09.680 Oh well that is that really a God's blessing? 183 00:08:09.759 --> 00:08:10.079 Or is that? 184 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:11.920 Well generational is. 185 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:13.839 But it's kind of like Taylor plays this act of 186 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:17.680 like I grew up on a Christmas tree farm, which 187 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:21.519 she didn't. Really, they had a tree farm in addition 188 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:25.839 to their ten million dollar home wherever they live. But 189 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:29.879 some people are blessed with height, athleticism, talent. I was 190 00:08:29.920 --> 00:08:33.240 blessed with a golden, beautiful radio voice. Listen to this voice. 191 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:36.879 Yeah, you were born with it's beautiful, it's gorgeous. This 192 00:08:36.879 --> 00:08:39.519 this career shows you you didn't choose that exactly. 193 00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:42.480 Yeah anyway, so, uh, Sidney says, I pulled my shirt 194 00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:44.679 out and I sneeze into it, basically onto my chest. 195 00:08:44.720 --> 00:08:46.159 So I guess you pull the collar out and go 196 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:49.840 chew down your shirt yeah, that way, it's all contained 197 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:52.159 on my body and not missed around my elbow. But 198 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:55.720 I've been told it's gross, mostly by my husband. What 199 00:08:55.759 --> 00:08:58.200 are your thoughts? Yeah, it's gross, but it's your own gross, 200 00:08:58.200 --> 00:08:58.879 so it's okay. 201 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:00.960 Yeah, maybe it could be missed and trewed as like hot, 202 00:09:01.080 --> 00:09:03.440 like hold on, let me sneeze into my bosom. 203 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:06.000 Chew, oh oh my bosom. 204 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:07.320 No, in no ways at all. 205 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:08.360 No, are you sure? 206 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:09.399 I'm pretty sure. 207 00:09:09.759 --> 00:09:11.799 It would you could. We could twist it. We can 208 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:12.639 change the narrative. 209 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:16.399 Even if a woman had like the idea to come 210 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:19.200 on to you and she's like wearing a low cut whatever, 211 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:24.080 and she's like very flirty and she's like ohew, and 212 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:26.240 then she looks at you and you're like, the titties 213 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:29.279 away from me. Don't want the titties, no, mo, not. 214 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:30.320 The glistening titties. 215 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:35.039 Okay gross. Next one, Christie says, hey, homies, you don't 216 00:09:35.039 --> 00:09:36.879 have to read this on the podcast, but you can 217 00:09:36.919 --> 00:09:38.600 if you would like. Well, I haven't pre read it, 218 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:41.799 so let's go. The Lovely Bailey asked about weird things 219 00:09:41.799 --> 00:09:44.879 we see in people's cars. Oh boy, do I got stories? 220 00:09:44.879 --> 00:09:47.799 Because I look at everybody that goes by, and you 221 00:09:47.879 --> 00:09:51.240 best believe I'm judging some of y'all. I've seen everything 222 00:09:51.320 --> 00:09:54.559 from dildo's, somebody trying their panties on the air, vnce, 223 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:59.879 lifelike sex dolls, skeleton children's size, buckled in the back seat, 224 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:03.039 things that seeing people do that I'd like to wash 225 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:05.759 my eyeballs with bleach. Watching porn on a tablet and 226 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:09.080 masturbating and bumper to bumper traffic. A lot of flaccid wieners. 227 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:11.720 Most of the guys we saw that we saw I 228 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:15.399 was a female. Okay, run on sentences, please use punctuation, Christy. 229 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:19.360 A lot of flaccid wieners. Most of guys that saw 230 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:21.519 I was a female and were being creepy, trying to 231 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:25.159 get my attention. Women using toys, women sucking on her tits. 232 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:27.679 Yes you read that right. Oh my god, dog's going 233 00:10:27.679 --> 00:10:29.000 at it in the back seat. I could write a 234 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:31.519 very graphic book about the things that I see. On 235 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:35.799 another note, anyone doing the arm pump makes my day. 236 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:37.200 Oh they're a truck driver. 237 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:37.960 This person. 238 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:41.039 That's what I said. Truck drivers have to see a 239 00:10:41.039 --> 00:10:42.000 bunch of weird stuff. 240 00:10:42.080 --> 00:10:44.360 Yeah, okay, so that's why I'm like, how do you 241 00:10:44.440 --> 00:10:46.759 see so much? But I guess you got that elevated 242 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:50.120 view and some people pass you slowly enough that you 243 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:51.879 can see somebody sucking on their titties. 244 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:54.440 Right, Because I knew someone who was a truck driver 245 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:56.200 and they said they had seen some weird stuff. 246 00:10:56.200 --> 00:10:57.919 So I'm just like, but what is it? What's the 247 00:10:57.960 --> 00:10:58.320 weird one? 248 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:01.720 Now I know. On another note, if you do the 249 00:11:01.840 --> 00:11:03.840 arm pump, it makes my day. I don't care how 250 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:05.960 old you are, it makes me smile. I have more 251 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:08.279 adults do with than kids, but it's still the highlight. 252 00:11:08.399 --> 00:11:11.279 So never stop. Catch you later, taters. That is from 253 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:15.679 Christy the truck driver. Thank you for doing that because 254 00:11:15.679 --> 00:11:18.519 we still get a thrill when we go pump pump 255 00:11:18.559 --> 00:11:22.559 and you go huhh. I love that. Onto the next email. 256 00:11:23.240 --> 00:11:26.559 Another podcast I mentioned I listened to and thought, okay, 257 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:30.039 let's back up, Hello morning show. Another podcast I listen 258 00:11:30.480 --> 00:11:33.440 to mention this and I thought it would be fun 259 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:37.919 to hear yours A never again list, a list in 260 00:11:37.960 --> 00:11:40.559 your notes of things that you want to remember never 261 00:11:40.639 --> 00:11:45.600 to do again. Eg. Samples, never again buy final sale 262 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:49.440 clothing items, never again, try to go healthy with the 263 00:11:49.480 --> 00:11:51.639 healthy version of ice cream instead of just getting the 264 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:55.840 real thing. Never again, buy any furniture off Amazon to 265 00:11:55.879 --> 00:11:59.799 save money. Staff writer Taylor, Thank you Taylor. Anybody have 266 00:11:59.799 --> 00:12:02.919 an never again for me? Skydiving. I've done it four times. 267 00:12:02.919 --> 00:12:05.559 I hated it. Terrifies me. I've only done it because 268 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:07.679 I've been peer pressured. I will never skydive again. 269 00:12:07.879 --> 00:12:11.120 Ooh, mine's Tower of Terror. Never again? I oh really. 270 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:13.519 I went on it once and I was like, I'm 271 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:14.200 gonna be brave. 272 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:16.360 I'm gonna go on the Tower of Terror because everybody 273 00:12:16.399 --> 00:12:18.679 loves it and I hate falling. 274 00:12:18.759 --> 00:12:19.720 Falling is so scary. 275 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:21.720 And when I went on it, I went with my 276 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:24.120 mom and I was holding onto her for dear life, 277 00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:26.759 and I was screaming my head off, and she thought 278 00:12:27.039 --> 00:12:29.600 to make me feel better, she wouldn't scream, so she 279 00:12:29.759 --> 00:12:33.240 was silent on this ride, which terrified me even more 280 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:37.480 because I thought she had passed out or something. I nope, 281 00:12:37.480 --> 00:12:38.799 never again. I hated it. 282 00:12:38.840 --> 00:12:40.639 I hated it. It was awful. 283 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:43.440 You know, I love Tower of Terror. If you don't 284 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:45.440 know what it is is, basically, it's a takeoff on 285 00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:48.559 the Twilight Zone. It's very Twilight Zone nineteen fifties ish, 286 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:52.399 and you go into a nineteen thirties era hotel and 287 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:54.919 you walk through the lobby. Then you get in an elevator, 288 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:57.600 and the elevator you're all strapped in, you're not standing there, 289 00:12:57.799 --> 00:13:02.039 and it goes way way up and it drops and 290 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:05.120 up again, and it drops and up again and it 291 00:13:05.240 --> 00:13:08.919 drops and it's terrifying and you scream and it's great. 292 00:13:09.039 --> 00:13:09.600 I love it. 293 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:09.879 I was. 294 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:11.759 I was so scared, so scared. 295 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:12.799 What is on your never again? 296 00:13:13.279 --> 00:13:16.519 Mine would be a marathon. I have such bad knees 297 00:13:16.559 --> 00:13:19.200 and I just won't continue to do that again. And 298 00:13:19.240 --> 00:13:22.279 I honestly didn't enjoy my marathon at all. I think 299 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:24.840 everyone who's like, you're going to have adrenaline the day 300 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:27.240 of no, that's bullshit. You need to train, and if 301 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:30.200 you don't train, you're not going to be prepared in 302 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:33.039 my opinion, but people will argue with me on that one. 303 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:36.519 If you are prepared without training, you just are naturally 304 00:13:36.559 --> 00:13:37.440 super athletic. 305 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:42.360 Oh yeah too, I yeah, I could talk about that too. 306 00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:44.879 I talked to Chris Hockey one time and I said, hey, 307 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:47.120 you did the marathon last year. Did you train? He's like, 308 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:49.480 really not at all? I said, how'd you finish? She said, 309 00:13:49.559 --> 00:13:52.639 like five and a half hours, which is very slow. Yeah, 310 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:55.240 And I said, good because I haven't trained. I'm going tomorrow. 311 00:13:55.240 --> 00:13:57.320 He said, yeah, go do it, Go do it. And 312 00:13:57.360 --> 00:14:00.919 I did it about five hours forty five minutes. So yeah, 313 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:03.720 but if you train, I mean, it's going to be easy. 314 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:05.639 I'll never do another marathon either. I don't have it 315 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:08.279 in my knees anymore. It's just too hard on your body. 316 00:14:08.360 --> 00:14:11.519 And I, after doing one, don't have the good knees 317 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:13.759 for it anymore. And I also talked to Chris Hockey 318 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:16.039 and he said he if he could go back, he 319 00:14:16.039 --> 00:14:18.120 would never have done any of the marathons because he 320 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:20.200 had to have both knees replaced from the running. That 321 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:20.799 he's smarting. 322 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:23.120 Really wow wow. 323 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:24.919 Okay, so now I don't feel bad that I can't run. 324 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.519 Yeah, some people just do not have the knees for it. 325 00:14:28.559 --> 00:14:30.480 WHOA No. And it is very hard on your knees 326 00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:33.120 because you're thumping down. If you weigh one hundred and 327 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:35.639 thirty pounds every time you land, it's probably you're putting 328 00:14:36.039 --> 00:14:38.519 two hundred and sixty pounds of weight on your knees. 329 00:14:38.559 --> 00:14:41.799 Boom ba boom ba, boom ba boom boom. Next one, 330 00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:44.519 Dave Jenny Bailey, longtime listener of twenty five years. I 331 00:14:44.600 --> 00:14:48.320 love to start each of my days with your voices. Dave. 332 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:51.720 I have a story for you about losing your child somewhere. 333 00:14:52.679 --> 00:14:54.519 A few years ago we went to Disney World. We 334 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:57.080 stayed at a Disney resort with a Austin water park. 335 00:14:57.120 --> 00:15:00.559 My son, who was five, love going on the water slides, 336 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:03.320 and after our one hundredth time going down it, now 337 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:05.639 remember he's five, I said, go on it by yourself. 338 00:15:05.960 --> 00:15:08.360 I'll be waiting at the bottom for you. So I 339 00:15:08.399 --> 00:15:10.559 sat there in a lounge chair directly at the bottom 340 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:12.399 waiting for him. I saw him come down. He's like, 341 00:15:12.440 --> 00:15:15.879 I want to go again. Okay, go back up. But 342 00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:19.679 as the minutes passed, I didn't see him. I'd looked 343 00:15:19.679 --> 00:15:21.120 down on my phone for less than a minute. I 344 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:23.840 thought maybe I missed him somehow. As a few more 345 00:15:23.879 --> 00:15:26.120 minutes passed, I really started to panic. But that's when 346 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:29.159 I heard Dave's voice in my head saying, you're going 347 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:31.720 to lose your kid one day, and do not panic. 348 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:35.639 You will find them. And I swear by that you 349 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:38.759 will lose your kid if you've got a newborn baby 350 00:15:38.799 --> 00:15:40.480 one day you will lose them at the mall, or 351 00:15:40.519 --> 00:15:43.519 at the state fair or at the airport. You will panic, 352 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:46.679 you will think the worst. You will find them. I'm 353 00:15:46.679 --> 00:15:49.759 glad that this came to your head when you did that. 354 00:15:50.519 --> 00:15:52.600 I kept relaxing, or he kept replaying that in my 355 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:54.919 head as I started walking around the park yelling his name. 356 00:15:56.159 --> 00:15:58.559 That's when I walked up to the water's slide line, 357 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:00.960 only to find him at the top, directing kids where 358 00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:04.559 to go. He told me there wasn't a lifeguard there, 359 00:16:04.720 --> 00:16:06.519 so he thought he should be one and tell the 360 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:08.480 kids that when they can go down the slide. 361 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:09.200 Oh. 362 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:11.679 I appreciate his kind heart, but wow, that almost gave 363 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:13.519 me a heart attack. I would love a staff writer sticker, 364 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:14.559 if you could mail me one. 365 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:16.960 I would love to go at the top of a 366 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:19.600 water slide and have a five year old be. 367 00:16:19.519 --> 00:16:21.879 Like, all right, now you're gonna go into this line. 368 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:22.840 All right? 369 00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:23.919 You good to go go. 370 00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:27.840 Ahead, and they take their the boss. I love that. 371 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:31.759 Thanks for sharing that story. Random ones, Let's see what 372 00:16:31.799 --> 00:16:36.000 we got here. Some of them, I've kind of lost 373 00:16:36.039 --> 00:16:39.480 track a little bit. Let's try this one, Dave and 374 00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:42.639 the other people there. Okay, thank you for the courtesy kind. 375 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:44.399 I vent a little bit is very petty. I mean 376 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:47.480 very petty. At my office. When I started, I used 377 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:50.039 to park away from the employee entrance door because I 378 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:52.639 was new. I didn't deserve to park up close. Well, 379 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:54.759 over the years, I become more of a senior position, 380 00:16:55.200 --> 00:16:57.120 so I felt I could park up close, and I 381 00:16:57.159 --> 00:17:00.120 did well. We got a slew of new employees a 382 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:02.440 year ago, and all of a sudden, they're getting to 383 00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:04.680 work a few minutes before me, parking right up close, 384 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:08.279 forcing me to park away from the employee door. So 385 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:10.720 I decided to park far away and there's some trees 386 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:13.240 and enjoy my short walk into the office. That was 387 00:17:13.279 --> 00:17:15.799 in the winter. Well, all of a sudden, the summer 388 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:18.880 heat came. We are in California one hundred and ten degrees, 389 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:22.200 so he lives in I think Turlock, California. All the 390 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:24.359 new employees started getting there a few minutes early and 391 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:29.400 parking under my tree far away, and there are no 392 00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:31.559 assigned parking spots. So I can't say anything, but it 393 00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:35.759 bugs the hell out of me. Lol. Can you relate? No, 394 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:38.279 but I appreciate I don't. I mean, we park in 395 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:40.519 the parking garage and we get here early enough, we 396 00:17:40.519 --> 00:17:42.079 get a pretty prime parking spot. 397 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:42.440 Yeah. 398 00:17:44.079 --> 00:17:46.680 If there's like I don't know, we probably when we 399 00:17:46.720 --> 00:17:49.319 get here, we probably get the tenth best parking spot, 400 00:17:49.440 --> 00:17:51.799 you know what I mean. We don't get here early 401 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:54.440