Speaker 1: Yes, hello everyone, Welcome back to fifty seven of Isakai
Dodgess and Dragons, the best Dudgeons of Dragons podcast in
the world. I am joined, as always by the best
Dungeons of Dragons players in the world.
Speaker 2: Cody Twelvity. Hey, it's me. I'm the best, Anthony Teking
one on one, I'm Agnes, but yeah, Cody is the best.
Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 3: No one breaks hang Huy, I'm Norman. Since when has
Cody become an absolute gamer?
Speaker 2: And I'm here with this shock Wilhelm Daniel Greene.
Speaker 4: Okay, so recently in America we've had an alge.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's continue. Last time, George Washington is dead. America
never existed. I mean, America is a collective dream. Yeah,
we're finally in the good time.
Speaker 2: America's collective hallucination. You guys so fast? What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just because I'm America, Denia, all of our characters despawn,
it's now Greater Canada.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just it's Canada and Mexico. That's just all that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those away we are recording, Cody.
Speaker 6: I wasn't kidding, because if it wasn't for you, I
don't know how we would progress. We would still be
like in the mushroom for us, like one like. If
it wasn't for Mark, I don't think we ever would
have left.
Speaker 7: You know, Cody is one of the few characters who
has been actually more of it like old like story wise,
because like the entire time, he's like, I.
Speaker 2: Need to get home.
Speaker 1: So all right, okay, I was gonna say, for a
blind listeners, let me be one of you that life
seems so much better than last time you guys took
down Barbarosa, the Barbarian god, much to the chagrine of
Washington's life. And half of you are unconscious, and you
guys are now back in the Vestorian void, and Vestoria
is looking at you, slightly horrified, slightly concerned, and she
she gazes upon the unconscious bodies of the Shark Bone, Slaw,
and a couple of other people. I did want to
state that, Norman, as you teleport back and you see
George Washington's dead body, I think I think it's always
sorry his dead body said on the void, because he
in the barbarian world, so his dead body doesn't even
come with you. He's gone, right, So you come back,
and George Washing does know where to be seen. And
it is only at that point do you realize that
in your inventory, which is on your sheet.
Speaker 2: Did you have a grater healing ocean.
Speaker 8: It's okay, kid, we all make mistakes.
Speaker 2: In equipment.
Speaker 9: You have a portion of green ayealing that you have
that I don't remember when you got it, but I
but somebody reminded me on Twitter, and then when I
was looking through your sheets to make sure you guys
had leveled up, which.
Speaker 2: Hey, guess guess what?
Speaker 8: Yeah again, It's okay, kid, I had one too, that's
listed right here.
Speaker 2: Wolf Age only knows. I still don't.
Speaker 3: I still don't see it.
Speaker 6: It's that it's my way. Are you talking about my sheet?
Speaker 2: Because it's it's enormous.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: I steal it?
Speaker 2: I want it.
Speaker 3: So I've been putting all my stuff that I have
under characteristics, which makes no sense. I'm very organized, guys,
But I guess the item sectioned. I just I don't
remember ever adding this, to be honest, when chat, do
you guys know when I got this?
Speaker 2: I can't remember what you guys got it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Nor you just you had it in like your boot
or something, and you're like, oh wait, guys, ship.
Speaker 7: Norman appears episode.
Speaker 3: So Norman appears and he's just like, I wonder if
there was anything I could have done to save George Washington.
And he's like looking through his sheet and he just
has like a one piece moment where his eyes light
up and he just like there was nothing. There's nothing
I could have done, Guys, nothing I could have done.
Speaker 4: Man, this is nothing.
Speaker 2: It's not meant to be, you.
Speaker 3: Know, Unfortunately America will never be great. What's America to
begin with?
Speaker 2: Begin with? What the hell is America? Nobody knows? Nobody,
nobody knows? All of those? Slowly, would you like, wait,
what is America?
Speaker 4: Sudden becomes the fish and chips and he starts talking like.
Speaker 7: This, Right, guys, I'm sorry about George Washington died, but
it's high for us to move forward with the adventure.
Speaker 2: Voice.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm a gamer over here.
Speaker 2: Isn't it just New York? Yeah, I guess he's still
Italian Italian. Yeah, you wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, you wouldn't even be British, you would just
be You've got to speak in Italian.
Speaker 2: Now, Norman for the rest of the episode.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna do my best British person. Okay,
I like to colonize Africa. It was a little Dutch
it yeah, yeah, okay, let me let me try this.
I'm attracted to my sister.
Speaker 6: That was.
Speaker 2: I don't know even because the Game of Thrones, I
was like coming from yeah, famously place in England. It's
based off of UK history. You insous freaks the War
of the Roses right into this. But I thought it
was based on the War of the Roses. But like,
listen that will it's like the Habsburgs and ship. They
don't British.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they're Austrian, right, all Europeans are British.
Speaker 1: Shut up, right, I forget you're right, Actually, I fuck
with that anyway.
Speaker 2: I look down at the shark is unconscious, right, yeah,
shark is unconscious, and so is you.
Speaker 8: Want me to like bring them back as like zombies.
I might be able to do that.
Speaker 2: Ship. Yeah no, I think we can just get them
healed up, right Vistoria, Yeah right, I take out my
greater healing potion. Well, the shark it's gonna come back
up consciously. You guys are short rest.
Speaker 1: Of guy, assume again right between these encounters and sharks
will probably just regain consciousness during that and heal his
short rest hit points back up and saying with the
bone slore.
Speaker 2: No, I'm still doing that. I'm still throwing. You're still
throwing a patient. Well yeah, there you gain x RAHEP
from that. Yeah, greater healing potion anymore. I'm taking care of.
Speaker 1: Okay, four D four plus four if you can for
that healing? Well, I guess teching does because Tech threw
it into your mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I threw it at his face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mouth is on the face famously, So you
get you get fourteen extra hit points.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm up to.
Speaker 4: Plus your shorty one or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we we're just shot resting right yeah, yeah, yeah,
you don't have the times along rest. Only have one
hip noose left.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 2: So Vestoria says, thank you for taking care of Barbarossa.
I'm sorry about your friend. Would you like me to
bring someone in to replace him? Yes, that's a good idea.
Yeah we should go.
Speaker 1: Would you like me to recover some of your diplenished resources.
Speaker 2: I like the idea of resources.
Speaker 7: I don't think I think we have the best that
we have right now, unless I'm mistic and you.
Speaker 2: Have some good, good good goodies. Like who else is there?
Speaker 4: Guys? No, we don't need to replenish ourselves. We need
to bring in the m v P of the campaign
for this one.
Speaker 2: While we can't kill him, you can take care of it.
Speaker 4: We just have to ask him ripper handle this, boss
and it will get done.
Speaker 2: You Like, there's like sir Button, there's obviously little Feather.
There's that the King Brute. I like Brute. Yeah, it
sounds like a strong name like my.
Speaker 1: I mean just literally any character from this campaign that
you can think of is there in the town center
right now? Uh is even King Crunkle might be there.
Did you kill him?
Speaker 2: I think he's alive. He's alive. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Where As you look, as you peer out the fountain,
you can see our armies start to arrive because it's
created this huge beam into blind people at envy you
once again. But it's created this huge beam into the sky,
and so people are coming from all over to see
what's happening. And King Crunkle has his has his army
as well. So there's there are there are people.
Speaker 3: Balloon man Norman goes Portiamo, Button, you'll.
Speaker 2: Let that go? Wo who's actually breaking up the Italian.
I'm impressed. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, you gotta keep
it up.
Speaker 6: Okay, his Italian level increased by like fifty percent whenever
that happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should heal.
Speaker 4: We should seriously heal.
Speaker 1: She regenerates spouselots. It's not healing. Palmo is going to
use some of the spellslots. She has a just healing light.
It's actually an action, it's not a spell.
Speaker 2: Does use the spell slot, though, she probably will just
use the spell slots that she directly gets from thestoria,
thinking that it's for healing.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so instead of recovering her sun beams and stuff
like that, she's going to exclusively use all seven of
these slots to do this seven times, which is sort
of so actually there's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be one each, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Wow,
one of you got seventeen?
Speaker 2: Who got what.
Speaker 7: To tell us?
Speaker 9: You get to choose, choose the one that you want,
Choose the one that you want.
Speaker 2: Old picture.
Speaker 4: You told me I got fifteen, So I'll stick with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, taking the six the way I get the sixty
nine and Norman would do that.
Speaker 2: You can't take the nine.
Speaker 7: I'm not in that much need right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we have a lot of nines. I guess
I could take another nine. Yeah, well you're kind of long,
you want.
Speaker 6: To take the okay, both fifty if I'm fifty three
out of eighty nine.
Speaker 2: If that's okay, he's going to put it in a
number format. How hich health is bon slaw On.
Speaker 1: Well, he's he was unconscious and now he's on his bout.
He's gonna be on health health for goddess, something like
twenty to thirty.
Speaker 7: I I mentioned I'm gonna cure a wounds bones just
for a little extra thirteen.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's good for him, you know, what the fuck?
And then eighteen right here, we'll helpout you one. It's okay, honey,
you're gonna be one hundred and six out of.
Speaker 4: Potential one hundred sixty nine. I also be at sixty
nine if you were a bro.
Speaker 6: I go over to the shark and I'm like, it's okay, honey.
Grandma Agnes will make sure you're nice and safe during
this next fight.
Speaker 4: Okay, he yes, I tried to deduce the grandma.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get it.
Speaker 6: You don't have to try, ye, we had to, dude.
You rode me like a sled in that last fight.
Speaker 4: It's okay, I'm gonna roll achromatics for performance twenty one.
Speaker 2: Twenty one okay.
Speaker 1: So for anyone curious, the shark picked up the tough feet,
so he got a bunch of HP from that.
Speaker 2: As he is very study.
Speaker 4: How did I do having sex with the grandma with
a twenty one?
Speaker 2: You didn't have I mean, like, oh, okay, what is
happening you?
Speaker 6: You said seduce and then you immediately went into fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like.
Speaker 1: They were people that You've had so many opportunities to
fuck people with this campaign, and you've said moe to
all of them, and now this is the moment that
you decide to have sex is with Agnes.
Speaker 6: The eighty five year old witch woman from England from
the fifteenth century.
Speaker 2: I have gray hair.
Speaker 4: She has gray hair, and it made Kayla look at
me funny.
Speaker 2: I don't know this in hare Listen here, honey.
Speaker 6: After this is all done, maybe we could go on
a night on the town, but for right now we
probably should. How many more of these you know people
we have to fight?
Speaker 3: Like four?
Speaker 2: Five? Okay, yeah, far yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 6: She takes out a piece of cloth and starts wrapping
it around her knuckles like she's boxer getting ready to
is going.
Speaker 2: To be the one that's going into this next combat.
Speaker 6: Anthony doesn't exist anymore. You erased America, So what the.
Speaker 3: Fuck is ready to finish the game?
Speaker 2: He has been.
Speaker 6: Eradicated from existence, Like, no, there's no America. You guys
cannotically confirm that.
Speaker 3: They could live there, and it can be called something
else now, but they're not.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't they wouldn't have met the same people. They're
done likely different timeline.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, no, no, George Washington was a nexus being
and you destroyed him like America never existed in every format.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, you keep saying shark is bald. The shark
is bald, but he still has eyebrows and he still
has pubes and guess what colors those are? Motherfuckers?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Okaya? I need I need to say,
has to do something here to help?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know if it's much you could do
at this point, Restoria.
Speaker 1: So Vestoria holds out her hands and blesses you with
spell slots.
Speaker 2: Renewed and oh cool, yeah, what do we get?
Speaker 1: And well, as previously stated, you guys get seven spell
slots back you know of any division, So that's there's
either seven level one spell slots, or you divide that
seven through anything. It could be one level six and
one level one or gotcha. Yeah, and Pomo uses all
those spell slots immediately to heal you guys. She still
has some left, but she uses all of those. And
you guys are relatively healthy. Now you're you're sort of
being up, but you're still relatively healthy, and you have
leveled up as well. And uh, Thestoria justly has this
sympathy in her eyes. He says, I'm so sorry that
you have to go through all of this for.
Speaker 2: For me, and I wish there was more that I
could do to help.
Speaker 7: I think you're doing plenty and all this is more
help than we've had the entire time we've been here.
Speaker 2: So I'm happy right now. We have a job to do,
and by God, we're getting it done.
Speaker 4: Now you on our side. I don't think I would
have had the courage to get this far. So I
was going to say, I appreciate you and I love you.
Oh wait, sorry, in a Chicago accent.
Speaker 2: Thank you all of you. Pomo is like groveling on
her knees. No, thank you. I heaven lead the storia.
Speaker 1: You are the light within our hearts, you are the
stars within our skies. You are the soil of the ground.
And she's monologue. She's gonna go on for a while.
At this point, the ranger door it opens up for you, guys,
which is what.
Speaker 2: You guys said you were going to.
Speaker 1: Next Yep, that's yeah, and Vestoria towns and says, are
you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready? I guess, so, yeah, do you do it? Please?
Just don't be six hundred feet tall. I have a
plan for that. Don't another plan.
Speaker 1: Man, It's just tidy, just a tidy little guys. The
next one you you make your way through the door
back then it took no damage.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like he's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember Sugamore is waiting around. It's premare time
he charges in. You guys go through.
Speaker 3: Can I use a spell before we enter?
Speaker 2: What's the spell you want to use before you enter?
Speaker 3: I want to use invisibility.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can visibit by yourself. It's a bit because be.
Speaker 3: Funny, that's not fully heal because he was on sixty
nine hit points. But now you have to plan around that.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you you.
Speaker 4: Rustage could be fucking you here. There might be a
thing in these doorways where it like deactivates.
Speaker 1: Spells, like like in a portal where you go through
your portage disappear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, true, my level to to uh my level
two spells, I don't ever use those, so.
Speaker 2: You can you can use the level one spells at
level two.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's true, but yeah, I am going to.
Speaker 2: That and okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You turn invisible and you guys walk through the doorway,
you are still invisible on the other side, Norman, as
you enter this new area, this new dimension, you you
are in an average landscape. It's it's like it's it's
very like the steps a little bit. It's it's it's
not quite desert. There are some trees and bushes around.
It's it's rocky, steppy, mountainous, and it's hot as opposed
to the coldness before.
Speaker 2: It's quite warm and hot. And as you look around,
you don't see anyone immediately, but then you hear the
flapping of wings and the flap How loud are the
flapping of these.
Speaker 1: Weeks relatively loud, not like five hundred million feet loud
in front of you is a giant red dragon, and
on the back of the dragon is what looks like
to be like a like a wanted like an Avian,
a man with black feathers and red eyes, with a
steel mask and a black concurved bow in one hand.
And he looks out and he says, I am great Shot.
I I we are we are here. Either either I
die or you.
Speaker 2: There is no you're the hunter guy.
Speaker 1: I am the god of rangers. But there is no
reason to beat around the bush. He just pulls back
his bow. He's no nonsense. He really is like, I
have a job. I have a job to do, and
I shall do it.
Speaker 3: I like the second he's Norman saw Dragon. He started
walking in a different direction.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, let's bring it.
Speaker 6: He does not want to get hit by a h
Let's bring up the map and then you can. Oh,
his name is actually great Shot.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, cool, Yeah, I am a great shot.
Speaker 7: You know, every yeah, every every other like god name
has been like the class worked into a name.
Speaker 2: But since he's an Airvy and it's just fully an
Avian name. In confession er.
Speaker 6: What does his bow look like? What does great shots
bow look.
Speaker 2: Like it's black eh, and it's cool. That's it? Is
it made of wood or metal? Oh? It's made of wood?
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's made of mythical wood. I cast heat wood.
Great shot begins.
Speaker 1: He already pulls back his bow and he's going to
aim at the person that he thinks is the most
threatening looking. Which one of you would you say is
the most threatening looking?
Speaker 2: It's it's.
Speaker 3: Pretty close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bone slow, Willhelm or Blackbeard?
Speaker 4: I think well we've established that. Hold up, no, we
established that Cody has a massive bulge. So how like
much does that affect this dragon?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Willhelm, he's Willhelm. He's shooting at you. So he pulls
back his bow and he's going to try and do
a disabling shot.
Speaker 2: So he's if this hits your arm, I'm going to
need you to do a con save or be disabled.
Speaker 1: All your arm is disabled. That does hit, It does
eighteen damage. I know's he's very accurate. His damage is
a super high, but he's very accurate. You fail the
con saved, so shut your your right arm droops down
and is paralyzed.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, disagree? Okay, he is then doing.
Speaker 7: Does you've got a level of monk, right, yeah, did
you get missiles?
Speaker 2: Uh no, no, I think it's a bit higher level. Okay,
that was like a third leveling.
Speaker 1: And then he's going to shoot a piercing shot through
your chest. It hits into your shoulder and the arrow
like pierces a hole through you.
Speaker 2: The devil cap down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got you've got, you're getting double so yeah,
you take the eighteen damage and then the twenty eight
damage as you get loaded with two arrows.
Speaker 2: He then turns.
Speaker 1: To bone Slaw and he's going to do an entangling
shot on Bone Slaw, which.
Speaker 2: Does like, oh that still hits it?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I was gonna say, yeah, you can
definitely level three monks, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can use it on that first shot if
you want to.
Speaker 4: All right, I don't have it to click though.
Speaker 2: No, you read it. Just read the description. Read it. No,
not in my thing.
Speaker 4: Oh oh I know I should have it, but.
Speaker 2: You should have it. But it's not in your game.
I see that's what you mean. I will read it
for you. Yes, thank you.
Speaker 4: I'm just like you're being very help.
Speaker 7: You reduce the damage you take from an attack by
one D ten plush a decks push a monk level that.
Speaker 2: Do you have a chance of deflexing this disabling shot? Then?
Is your zero? Obviously?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because your monk your monk levels four. Your dexterity
modifier is one.
Speaker 7: Actually sorry, if you reduce the damage to zero, you
can use a key point to throw it back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the rock button I just rolled fourty seven plus
four plus my decks modifier is one, so that'd be
fifteen fifteen.
Speaker 1: So you reduce that eighteen down to fifteen, which means
you still get hit and he still disables your arm.
But yeah, you you, you, you already take like three
damage from that attack, which is nice.
Speaker 4: And then I do it for the second order.
Speaker 2: Now, if how many times can you use it?
Speaker 4: I think it's a maneuvers, a maneuver.
Speaker 2: You can use it once as a reaction, so.
Speaker 4: Then I'm getting basically thirty damage, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you get shot. You try, you, you,
as the arrow comes flying at you and hits you
in the arm, you like grab it with your hand.
You slow down the movement, but it still manages to
hit like a nerve in your arm and paralyze it.
Speaker 2: You then get shot at the fucking shoulder by the
other one, and that just hits you. As that's happening,
he then fires a yeah, and I go yeah.
Speaker 1: The second arrow flies off and hits Bone Slaw and
roots starts sprouting from it and start enrapturing Bone Slaw
and how he is tangled in roots and vines, and
he has one more shot that's going to go towards Blackbeard.
He fires a flaming arrow towards black Beard that hits
him for thirty and now black Beard is on fire.
Speaker 4: So yes, canonically this in like real life lore. Black
Beard used to set himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, he did, so.
Speaker 4: I think he should get advantage.
Speaker 1: We'll get through it when it's on his turn. But
as he's on fire, black Beard goes.
Speaker 10: Yes, I've never felt more alive as he is just emmolated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's great. Shots first round, Norman, you were invisible.
Speaker 2: What do you doing hmmm.
Speaker 3: I didn't plan on it being my turn first. So normally,
like immediately upon appearing and seeing a dragon, he just
starts walking away from the group so he could avoid
an AOI attacks. Knowing that he's finding a ranger and
he's a gamer, he's gonna continue to move further and
further back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, on his turn, he's just kidding, he's just leaving.
Speaker 2: He's just gone.
Speaker 4: So now he is sixty feet away by the fifth herd,
Norman's gonna have made a small camp.
Speaker 2: There's a little fire. We're all get killed in the
back round like a mile away.
Speaker 1: Black Beat is also resistant to fire, so we actually
already took off damage.
Speaker 2: He's good. Good for him sick. That's yeah, so there
you go. Sorry, No one continued.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to think of what attack to use here.
I think I have to use lightning bolts for this range.
Hundreds one hundred eighty six? Is he he's gonna be dexterous? Though,
let me think of a different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is the ranger God. He is also on
top of a dragon. Does that make him more dexterous
or less dextrous?
Speaker 3: If I use a lightning bolt, Well, they hit both
of them since they're on top of each other.
Speaker 1: Well, what is the range of the lightning boat? Like
it sounds a it's no, no, no, no, no notice that
range like.
Speaker 2: The width five feet wide five feet wi I think
it might be one or the other. Then, unless you
can it's each creature in the line. Yes, but they're not.
Speaker 1: You would have to angle yourself where you're underneath the
dragon to be able to hit them in a line,
because otherwise you're just hitting one of them because he's
if that makes sense.
Speaker 3: He's tall, got it. Yeah, while the fire would work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he has a red dragon though.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna go lightning bolton to try try
and hit the rider.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hit the rider.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, do the damage. He does a deck saving
for her next saving throw.
Speaker 2: He's probably pretty well, at least we got that one
out of the critically succeed.
Speaker 1: He like does a handstand as the lightning strikes past him.
Speaker 2: He yeah, yeah, do dvation.
Speaker 4: Hey yeah yeah, just insert the gift of Loofy dodging
all the like things from Kuma really smoothly but perctly
edit the bullet to instead be lightning. No, biggie, thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Zane, you got this.
Speaker 1: If and if Zane doesn't edit that in, you all
have free rein to just like abuse him. So the
lightning flies past, great shot and escort to some of
his wings as he's doing like a handstand to dodge it.
That does break you out of invisibility though normally yes, yes,
And he looks round with his eyes and you can
almost see his eyes like they have like a telescopic
sort of design on the viruses. He's like me hawk,
and he like like onto you, and he's like, I see.
Speaker 2: There was one more of you, And yeah, you doing
anything else?
Speaker 3: Normal? Um, I'm I'm gonna do. I have a mised
double check to make sure I have the movement. I
moved from here to here initially.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you moved down here.
Speaker 3: I have like I have like ten more few I
can move this turn. Yeah, I'm gonna be a little
bit behind the rocks so we can't see me. I
see that he did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there you go. Okay, okay, I got cover.
You got cover? Ye, okay, he got cover as your all.
Speaker 6: Right, I'm gonna take care of this chicken. All so,
I cast a jump on myself level one spell slot. Okay, okay,
all right, I triple my jump.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Can I, from the position I'm in right now attempt
to jump on the back of the dragon with the bird?
Speaker 1: Uh? Oh gosh, I guess you could. I mean I
think you can run up first and then make the jump.
Speaker 2: I'll let you do that. Whatever I have to do
to do it run jump.
Speaker 6: So it's just a normal jump height. I don't know
what that would be. I'd have to like, is it
just a standard number character jump?
Speaker 2: Well, that's realm? Yeah, number three plus your strength modifier. Okay,
well let me check that really quick. Is that is
that the height of it? That's the trump? My modifier
is three? Okay, six six and then six times a
six foot vertical leap?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess what is does it double it or
triple it?
Speaker 2: Okay? You could jump eighteen feet into the air.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that would be enough to sort of
get somewhere onto the dragon.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna get all the way up on top.
Speaker 1: You're not where Great Shot is, but you're like maybe
like on the shoulder of the dragon's arm as you
jump onto it.
Speaker 6: I cast jump on myself. I put my spoon in
my mouth shirt and I land on the back of
the dragon. Like how far away is Great Shot?
Speaker 2: But I can't? I can't.
Speaker 6: That was my action obviously, to use jump, But like,
how far am I from Great Shot?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'd say you're within, You're within, like he's just
above you.
Speaker 1: You within sort of five feet distance, right, you'd be
able to make a text. I think from this position.
May with this advantage, what you get, you'd be able
to use your movement. Next turn to be next already used.
Speaker 2: So I just land with the spoon in my mouth
and I just like that.
Speaker 1: Johnny great shot looks down and sort of ah, I
see a brave woman you are, but a dead woman
you shall be soon.
Speaker 6: All right, that's my turn, because I don't think I
could do anything else. Wait, wait, wait, bonus action. I'm
going to use the defensive field up my give my
temporary hit points. Amazing, amazing that that's something maybe useful
to have.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, Jesus is going to run up to
the dragon to step punching it in the foot. Yeah,
he has experienced with fighting like Draycnic flying things.
Speaker 2: True, this is this is his specially. Yeah, this is
in the Bible. It's in the Bible. It hasn't happened
yet though, so he doesn't have experience. No, no, because
he fought the Wiven against Boudica. Oh, I was like, no,
reverly he actually misses all of his hits, so does
about it will help your up will Helm. Your arm
is disabled one of them I restarted. Okay, that doesn't work, unfortunately.
Speaker 4: Okay, then I'm gonna run at the dragon as fast
as I can't get ready to punch it right in
the face.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're within you're within punching distance now with one hand.
Speaker 4: I've inched the dragon.
Speaker 2: Okay, with one hand, go ahead.
Speaker 4: No using my improvise. Well, would it be better for
monk fist or improvised weapon? It'd be better for improvised weapon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, you have You could use that improvised
weapon with the one hand because it is a light weapon,
so you but you just won't be able to use
your second attack.
Speaker 9: Hm.
Speaker 2: So your improvised weapon comes out, it hits the dragon,
Yes it.
Speaker 4: Does, and they see specifically a goading attack.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess the dragon. So he's going to a
wisdom safe.
Speaker 4: I imagine the dragon's not very wise ten.
Speaker 2: So he's goaded goaded dragon okay, coded dragon six sixth
damage and he looks down different.
Speaker 4: All right, And then I'm gonna use my action surge okay,
which is going to take us as my second maneuver
of this turn.
Speaker 2: Do you have actions? I thought you used it in
the Lost Combat short rest gets it back? Does it
doesn't get back? Actually? Such? Oh it doesn't bolders Gate.
We're going by boulders Gate rules. Yeah, like it. I
might it might do. I had no idea.
Speaker 4: Let me look, I'm the one who actually knows the rules,
by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, yeah, yah yeah yeah, short, short, short, short,
you can get back, you back of shorts.
Speaker 2: You'll right, all right?
Speaker 4: And then I'm gonna do a commander strike.
Speaker 1: Oh oh well, I mean you could. You don't need
to actually start to do that. You can forgo your
second act because you obviously can't. You could do it,
You're right, yeah, your second attack.
Speaker 4: And I'll just do a commander strike on who I
know exactly who to give it to?
Speaker 2: Who? You who? Tell me?
Speaker 9: Okay, you can't say I know exactly who to give
it to?
Speaker 4: And that just just how could it not?
Speaker 1: Don't say anything else? Cody, Cody, you make a melee
weapon attack kind of get bro I can't move as
Poper can't. Commanding the commander's thing only lets them make
a weapon attack.
Speaker 4: I meant Norman.
Speaker 2: Obviously Norman's a magician. I'm in range two people. You
guys just had sex.
Speaker 1: It's okay, sugar Cakes, but only two people who are
within melee range of this dragon is Agnes or Jesus.
Speaker 4: I give it to Agnes.
Speaker 1: Okay, also roll me a D eight for the goading
attack because you also did bonus damage to the dragon
with the goading attack.
Speaker 2: Yay, Agnes, you can make it attack.
Speaker 6: All right, it's worth a weapon, right weapons, d's fists,
thunder gauntlets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't hit unfortunately, so you you you desperately
just can't penetrate the skin of this dragon.
Speaker 2: Okay, willhelm a you doing anything else? You saving your
action search?
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna do my action surge and I'm gonna
make a so my amulet works.
Speaker 1: Okay, see we're remember our items. You action search, you
can make another improvised weapon attack.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, what I'm gonna do instead is Dragon's breath aimed
at great shot.
Speaker 2: Okay, that will actually hit both because it's a cone.
Speaker 4: So no, but the dragon's got fire resistance, I imagine.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, it would still do something. Just do
half damage, yeah, okay, five damage. Obviously they do a
deck save.
Speaker 2: So you open your mouth seeing that your arm is disabled,
can you breathe fire.
Speaker 4: Are you ready for my joke?
Speaker 2: What is your joke?
Speaker 4: Talk about dragons breath?
Speaker 10: Ah?
Speaker 2: Is that a joke?
Speaker 6: Joke?
Speaker 2: I mean he thinks swobody. Can he do the pole
for me? Yeah? Because the chat has to.
Speaker 8: Chat?
Speaker 3: Is that funny?
Speaker 2: Chat chat? Is that funny? I mean, that's that's how
it works. Just do thirty seconds on.
Speaker 4: It, talk about dragon's breath. Here's Italian breath.
Speaker 2: I can't do thirty seconds, but here's one minute. What
you can do that? I didn't have the option. What
the fuck? You don't have the exclusive premier version of twitch?
We could do saying no vote?
Speaker 4: Wait if we sway the vote, so yes, I'll take
my pants off.
Speaker 2: Mo people, I will do it. No, it's it's really
important to make a funny joke. What you do? I
was chatted. I'll give you the bonus.
Speaker 1: It is seventy percent no at the moment, So, Daniel Green, unfortunately,
you do not do any bonus damage.
Speaker 2: For that dragon's breath. Do you'll have another attack? Though?
If you want to make it all right.
Speaker 4: Then let's go ahead and do an improvised weapon. Okay, wait,
did it hurt? Either a great shot or the dragon.
Speaker 2: They both succeeded, so they both only took two damage.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair, And then I'm going to do improvise. Actually,
can I start climbing the dragon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've used all your movement to get up to
the dragons, so you can start that next time.
Speaker 4: I can't use dash, I guess. Okay, then y'all's do improviser.
Speaker 1: With attack that doesn't hit unfortunately, so it just can't
quite make a dent in the dragon's tough skin.
Speaker 2: Cody, it is now your turn.
Speaker 7: I have been bouncing around ideas of what the hell
I want to do here in my head so long.
Speaker 2: I don't want to fight this dragon. Why not because
I don't think I can win.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna run, like run more towards the dragon, but
like a little to the side, so the clear view
of great shot.
Speaker 2: I'm going to use a can trip.
Speaker 7: Which is thorn whip, which is it's a thirty four attack.
Speaker 2: Where like mine, sproat up my arm and hits him. Yeah,
he hits him.
Speaker 7: He's it pulls a larger, smaller creature ten feet towards me.
Speaker 2: Oh, great shots. Oh that's sick. Okay, that's so cool.
Speaker 7: This is this is I'm trying to I'm trying to
get him off the dragon.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: He was sort of saying it just if it hits him, right,
it's a it's a yeah, the really spelled attack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fourteen, that doesn't hit him. You you throw the
vines and he looks over and he fucking yeah, you
roll a four even plus ten. You're on a four.
He dodges out of the way of the vines and
he's he like, locks onto you one with nature. I
see you must get Disciple, turn into a donkey.
Speaker 4: And seduce it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good way to do it. Unfortun he
has not seen treck Otherwise you might try that. Oh
I didn't.
Speaker 7: That's that's I'm sty reference. I'm not Drew Disciple. I'm
his son, and I will use my bonus action to
wild chap because I don't.
Speaker 2: Think the world. I'm going to turn into.
Speaker 7: Quitticutlass, which is what I tried against Barbarosa before she sucking.
Speaker 2: One shot me out the air with her giant place.
Hopefully that won't happen again.
Speaker 7: Yeah, will be flying dinosaur, and I'm going to use
it with my movement to fly sixty in the air.
Speaker 6: A little did Cody know that would happen again.
Speaker 2: The dragon flies and.
Speaker 1: He's max, yeah, great shot, looks up at you and
he says, I am good at taking down beasts.
Speaker 2: Uh, he does take down this beast, honey.
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, he does have a legs re action. I'm
gonna use his leisure action before before ye great, before
the dragons turn, which is coming up, He's going to
aim his bow at you, Cody, and as he fires
the bow, the arrow flies towards you and then turns
round and flies through people and potentially hits Norman.
Speaker 9: What that's Yeah, yeah, he's a shop shooter.
Speaker 2: He's it's going to be a homing shot, but it's
just this piercing shot that's the sharpest of shooting.
Speaker 1: And so Norman, you're like behind a rock, You're not
really sure what's going on, and then an.
Speaker 2: Arrow flies round. He's already locked onto you because he
already saw you, and the arrow comes around and just
penetrates you provide the rocks dark and hits me, dude.
And that's that is thirty damage to Cody. That is
his legend reaction.
Speaker 3: What on Epic Gamer, Oh my goodness, gracious.
Speaker 2: The giant dragon turns round, beguiled by Wilhelm. Go di
yeah yeah. He puts his face down and he opens
his mouth.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, there are more than just William around in this cone.
Speaker 6: William sorry, willelm Wait, William's not that's a wrong d
n D.
Speaker 1: In this code of flames that are about to spew
forth from his mouth.
Speaker 2: Agnes, what is this what you've done? I'm just I'm
just trying to use a cone here. It's not quite
the right cone. It's cool, though, it is.
Speaker 4: Cool new raconic thing. Do I get resistance to fire?
Speaker 2: H It doesn't say that in the abilities? Sorry, but
what about this car?
Speaker 4: This is a cool card.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go. It's just gonna hit Agnes. Wilhelm and
Jesus wait, I'm on top of the thing you're on.
His shoulder is what you are on. And so he's
turning his head round and he's gonna hit you. Willhelm
and Jesus like, ah.
Speaker 6: That's gonna hit him if he's doing with that ship,
like come on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure it will hit him. Fine.
Speaker 6: He wants that.
Speaker 1: He wants to get you off his shoulder as well,
so he's like yeah, yeah, yeah, his shoulder is lower
down on his body than his head is you know
what I mean? So like, but you're not on top
on his back or his head yet, so he can
still hit you with his breath. He's gonna turn his
head round. He's got a brief fire and yeah, he'll
hit his arm as well.
Speaker 2: But he's immune. He's immune to fire. Actually it's on
his sheet, so that matter. He was gonna say, if
he's immune or if he was just resisting. He's immune important.
Speaker 1: Oh so yes, he will hit himself, but it won't matter.
Speaker 2: You guys have to make a dexter.
Speaker 1: And he said, we throw or you've gotta take fifty
seven points of damage.
Speaker 6: Right, hold on, let me let me pull up something
for Agnes because I have absorb element. Oh wait, now
I'm resistant to fire because I'm still Anthony's sheet.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, okay, yeah, because you are Agness the firefighter.
Speaker 2: This is resistant to give me. Give me, Jesus, give
me a dexter.
Speaker 1: Jesus, is me sorry, dexterarity just actually praying by accidents.
Speaker 2: Stop just Jesus, please give me anyway.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so Willhelm.
Speaker 1: That is fifty seven damage, Jesus, that is fifty seven damage.
You guys are both still up though, and Agnes, you
are taking half damage because you're half.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so fifty seven divided by Okay, you do the
maths and rub it up.
Speaker 2: I got it, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 6: One hundred and fourteen. That's multiplied. That's not right, you're
twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Damage, Wilhelm, remember to take that damage off the character.
And yeah, the flame washes over you guys, a big
burst of fire and it hits his shoulder as well.
Speaker 2: But you notice that he is immune. Ah okay, and
to fire. Speaking of immune to fire, it is now
Blackbit's a ton ah okay. So black Bit starts his turn.
Speaker 1: He's only resistant to fire, so he takes all Sorry
it should be two D six but yeah, he's only
gonna take half of that damage.
Speaker 2: Oh she's the sixth. The witch is resistant to fire. Yeah,
she is.
Speaker 1: Until somebody puts out black Beard or he puts himself out,
he's just going to be on fire.
Speaker 2: Black Bed looks over at.
Speaker 1: The dragon, and the thing is black Bed only really
has fire spells.
Speaker 2: I think he has no he has ice storm us that.
Speaker 7: Before great shots, the one that's hit him, not the dragon,
I know, I know, does he not have like good
like target No, black Beard, now, no, I think a
fireball would still work.
Speaker 3: He wouldn't work against the dragon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's going to do against Agnes. Yeah. Well,
the thing is he's about it. She have damage this
from her, so she'll be fine.
Speaker 1: And there are going to be casualties here. Oh god,
he used his firestorm already. I'm going to assume he.
Speaker 2: Gets that back with his spell slots that he gets
from Astoria. Though. Yeah, it's gonna be like a cone
of cold or something. But it's just a fruit body.
Speaker 6: And he's a sorcerer man, he's like careful spell and
ship he's a sorcerer.
Speaker 2: Yeah he doesn't. He's a sorcer, but he doesn't have
careful spell. He has because he's black bid.
Speaker 1: He has ampowered spell, and I think he has quickened spell,
but he doesn't have careful spell.
Speaker 2: All right, then cat okay, then use quick and used both.
He can I think he might.
Speaker 6: I have absorbed elements, so I can even absorb that
Agnus is a mute doll forms of cold and fire.
Speaker 7: Jesus and Wilhelm are about to die.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think he can. Okay, I think he can
do ice storm. Oh no, Jesus and Wilhelm would just die.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, this is black Beard now is
black bed and I can't just not have him do
the big splashy spell because he's black.
Speaker 2: Beard and kill me does.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, guys, but it is what he would do.
Speaker 2: Now you're good.
Speaker 1: Black Beard puts out his hands and he.
Speaker 10: He goes, I am the Gracious Sorcerer alive.
Speaker 1: To be honest, he doesn't really like the party that
much because they attacked him as the last interaction.
Speaker 2: He's pretty neutral on you guys at the moment.
Speaker 1: So he's just trying to kill the gods and he's
gonna do that, but any means necessary.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have a single target damage.
Speaker 1: He's going to do an ice storm, which is a
twenty foot radius on top of the dragon, which is
gonna hit again. Everybody, great shot the dragon, Wilhelm, Agnus
and Jesus again it is they come down from the
sky like a cylinder of ice. And you guys, it's
two D eight plus forty six and you guys need
to do a deck.
Speaker 6: Save dex say, if I did so bad on that
last time, I can't only go up from here, so
is technically I went up from there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and his d c is is not crazy.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a sixteen okay, right, all right, okay,
now you're good.
Speaker 2: The Jesus, the Jesus. Then Jesus doesn't tax save. Jesus
is alive. Jesus is alive damage. Yeah, I think so,
I think so.
Speaker 1: Am, I mused, Okay, I was music on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have a vasion. He does have a vasion.
Great shot, great shot, deck saves, He's very good at it.
Speaker 6: Critically, but is that still that still sickly fail?
Speaker 2: If you critically fail, fails fails. So he's gonna take uses.
Then the dragon is going to also do a deck save,
which I think he's Okay, are whels.
Speaker 1: They don't expect the ice storm coming down them? Never
expect the ice storm. Jesus Jesus like parries the ice
like a monk.
Speaker 6: I I failed the deck saved, but I raise up
my spoon, gather up the ice and eat it, and
I cast absorb elements, and her eyes just going to go,
and I just gained resistance.
Speaker 2: So I take half. You take half. Sorry Wilhelm who
has taken off his headphones out. He unfortunate.
Speaker 1: But Great Shots takes the thirty three damage as well,
which is incredible, which I think I took off. Yes,
so you that is black Beach turn and he puts
his hands on his hips still on fire, and he
just laughs to himself.
Speaker 2: I'm not putting him out.
Speaker 1: That weird, And then it's it's it's how it is
a little row of NBC's Hachiko is smarter and he
will not do that. He will not do an aoi.
Speaker 6: Ice is super effective against dragons in Pokemon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if that's the case. Yeah, Wilhelm,
you're unconscious, just so you know.
Speaker 4: That's fair.
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 1: Hajiko is gonna use phantasmal killer on Great Shots, don't
use Yeah, Great Shot has to do a wisdom saving
throw or take damage.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: As he's as Hajiko barks this awful fucking image into
Great SHOT's mind.
Speaker 2: I think he's also quite good at wisdom saves.
Speaker 1: I think he might just succeed there. What I haven't
written down anywhere. Oh no, hat is better. So yeah,
he fails that. He just fails that. So he's going
to take the full damage and take twenty nine psychic
damage from Hatchigo. Hatchiko is then going to give somebody
Bartig inspiration, probably Agnes. You hear barking and you now
have Bardic inspiration. I also realized bone Slow is not
on the thurd order. I think I forgot to roll
for him, which I hees.
Speaker 2: You know, I'll roll for him. Now everyone knows that
damn he would have cone. He would he would have
come before before HARTI.
Speaker 7: Go, right, yeah, before me, before he would have he
would have definitely charged forward and been hit by that
ice storm.
Speaker 2: Well, luckily for us, he delayed his action. Yeah, he held,
he held on action. He skipped his turn.
Speaker 1: He skipped his turn so that he wouldn't be hit
by an ice storm.
Speaker 2: And then Pom Pomo's turn. Pomo is looking at this
giant beast in front of her.
Speaker 1: And sees Wilhelm unconscious on the floor and says, I've
got to think of what Vistoria would do in this situation,
and she's going to cast a healing light on on Wilhelm.
Speaker 2: To pick Wilhelm back up.
Speaker 1: So you will be picked back up, but you will
still be on very very low hit points.
Speaker 2: Eleven. Okay, so you're on eleven.
Speaker 1: It is now Great Shots turn and Great Shot still
on the back of the Beast of the Dragon, looks
down at Agnes, who is on the shoulder yep, and says.
Speaker 2: Come on, shunny, rock and row.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's going to try and disable your legs. It's
four shots. He's going to do one on each leg.
Speaker 7: Okay, does hello, doesn't fantasmical killer cause frightening?
Speaker 2: Oh? It might hold up? Hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold hold on me read it, really read it.
Speaker 1: I want to fail save the Titan becomes frightened for
the duration before at the end of each of his turns.
Before the spellings, target must have seen a wisness, saying.
Speaker 2: Before ha hai oh sorry, I just like I saw
the damage. Now you're okay.
Speaker 1: So he doesn't take the damage straight away. He he
takes a damage every turn if he fails the roll
right right, So.
Speaker 7: I mean while he's frightened, he can still attack. He
just has disadvantage, right as long as he can say, as.
Speaker 2: Long as Haji goes in his line of sight. Okay.
Speaker 1: So so it goes back around to great Shots turn
and he goes.
Speaker 2: Dog This I was always would be scared of dogs.
When I was a young bird, he was always scared
of dogs.
Speaker 1: He's uh, yeah, I guess he's gonna attack with disadvantage,
and I think he's going to I think he's gonna
Oh god, he's not gonna think rationally.
Speaker 2: Now he's frightened. He's a scared berb.
Speaker 7: You know, whats more like image that he saw was
just himself being chased by a dog when he was Yeah,
that's awful.
Speaker 2: That's he's good.
Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna flap his own wings and take
off into the sky.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now he's in the air, sorry, Agnes, he is now.
He is now in the air, like forty feet in
the air.
Speaker 2: He's like ha ha, And then he aims his bow down.
Speaker 1: He's gonna just stop firing them at targets, probably try
and fire at Hatchikoba with disadvantage. So he's going to
do a piercing shot at Hatchicko with disadvantage seventeen. I
think unfortunate he still hits. Yeah, so Hatchiko takes a
twenty nine. He's then gonna I have to do the
con save for Hatchiko as well, don't I Oh, And
then Hatchiko breaks out of the Fantastical Killer, so he
shoots Hatchiko. It hits Hatchiko and it causes Hatchiko to
break concentration, and now he snaps out of it.
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, that was a long time ago. I
I'm okay. Now dogs do not scare me anymore.
Speaker 1: But now he's high in the air and he has
just this great view of the battlefield before him.
Speaker 2: He's actually gonna now fire at black Beard because it
was all a favorite knock that bit young.
Speaker 1: He He's going to try an entangling shot against black Beard,
So black Beard is going to be entangled in a
bunch of roots around him, binding his arms and stuff.
He's then going to do a He's not concerned about
Agnes anymore because he's not okay because because because he's
no longer on the back of the dragon. So he's
just going to pick targets. He's going to do a
piercing shot against Poalmo, which critically fails and so just
lands in the sand next to Pomo. And then he
has one more shot, which is probably going to be
a against Cody's thing.
Speaker 2: Me, yeah, because you're I haven't done anything. He is not.
He is not shooting against people have done things to him.
Speaker 1: Right now, He's in the air and he's just taking targets.
Speaker 2: I don't want Are you higher that up than him?
I've flow up sixty ft I don't know how.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he is not shooting you then, yeah, he's
shooting downwards? So is that twenty four is going to bones?
Speaker 4: Slow?
Speaker 2: Actually, who takes the twenty two damage? Alright?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 7: Law?
Speaker 2: Sorry bones law? And that is his turn normally, sponge.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't think this works. I muted. Upon looking
at his inventory and realizing he is the sole reason
for George Washington's death, he had that reaction, but he
also saw something else in his inventory, and he pulls
it out of his back pocket and puts it on
the ring of teleconesis.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does have that, however, which would have also
been very useful to let people know that George Washington
was dead.
Speaker 2: He can move stuff. I don't think he can move stuff,
not telepathy.
Speaker 3: Now my question is, if I were to, let's say,
cast fly and fly past a dragon or towards a
dragon within the radius, could I use teleconesis to try
and move the bow and make it fall to the
ground a bow in his hand.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, he's higher up than the dragon at
the moment.
Speaker 3: But how high up is because if I can, I
can move sixty feet from where I yeah yeah, yeah,
roughly towards him. I can get Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean there is a rule with telekinesis. If he's
holding it, I think he just has to make a save.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just being warner carried.
Speaker 6: You must make an ability check with your you know,
strength contest and then it gets pulled away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be a strength contest, but yeah, you could
do it. That would be goude.
Speaker 6: Well he makes the creature makes a strength check against
Norman's DC.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So Norman is going to cast fly. Dude, I
am running out of spell slots. Bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you just, you know, regained a bunch from
the thing.
Speaker 3: He so, yeah, yeah, I added some of them, but
I can't use it for like anything six or above
either or something.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Norman flies in the direction straight towards the dragon,
and as he's kind of passing the dragon, not gonna
I'm not gonna get out of the radius. Kind of
wanted to get an opportunity to attack. But as I'm
passing the dragon, I give him the fucking middle finger.
Speaker 2: Okay again, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you able to make it to him because he
is four feet in the air above the dragon?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's more feet in the air, and I'm sixty
feet away from where he would be on the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a p yeah, A square plus b square
equal c square thing, right, we've always we've done this
before in Marines. But yeah, so he is not sixty
feet away from you, he is a little bit further
than that. A square plus b square equals sea square.
How do we figure out the hypot and yeah, yeah yeah,
yah feet sixty feet?
Speaker 3: How far do I have to be the useless ring
as well? What's the ring?
Speaker 1: What is the range of the ring? What is the
range of Is it thirty feet? Usually it's usually thirty feet? Okay,
thirty feet.
Speaker 3: I could definitely do it.
Speaker 2: Yuh forty square plus sixty squared.
Speaker 3: Fifty five square fifty five feet away from like the
front of the dragon. Okay, because the dragon's bigbe.
Speaker 2: You're not going you're going to great not the dragon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not going to get like right up
into the guy's face.
Speaker 2: I'm just completed this between you and great shops.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh equals and then I have to so.
Speaker 6: To be honest, you probably only need to fly like
ten feet and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's seventy two feet away.
Speaker 3: So I could fly up to sixty feet. Yes, I'm
gonna do that.
Speaker 2: He's seventy two feet away. We did, We did Pythagoras.
Speaker 1: You could you fly your sixty feet and you and
then you'll be ten roughly ten feet away from him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I give him the middle finger and
you see a ring sparkle on my finger, and I'm
gonna try and pull the bow away and make it
start falling to the ground.
Speaker 2: Okay, I would like to pull it to me.
Speaker 3: Actually if possible, but I don't know if that's allowed.
Speaker 1: All right, So he's gonna do a strength save against
your DC. He's not so great at strength. It is
one of his weaker areas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a ranger fifteen your DC. It should be. Yeah.
You you fly up, putting the ring on your finger
and you bring it out to uh do hold up?
Does it use an action?
Speaker 3: No, it's the racking. So I mean I'm trusting you.
Chat I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2: Has a hold on rings of teleconesis.
Speaker 4: So then let me look this up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, paste spell at will, but you can target only
objects that aren't being warner carried.
Speaker 2: What oh? Yeah, so the ring is different than the
worst version of telekinesis. You can't. Can you just make
it the that was a wizard? It makes it. It
makes me use Okay, well no, but then then it
would cost an action. Okay, and you've already used an
action to come fly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, damn it, I fly, I fly up and
start reading the next attack.
Speaker 2: I will say it will work. You don't have to
do the roll again.
Speaker 1: But if you're already using fly on yourself, then I
mean alternatively, because the range is six, you don't need
to cast flying yourself.
Speaker 2: You can just run run over, then do it from
the ground. Yeah, do that. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: It lets you it lets you once it instead of saying, okay,
this ring of teleconesis, as opposed to letting you do
telecnesis at will. It lets you once a day cast
the spell teleconesis for free. There go, So so it's
slightly worse, slightly better, right, you run up? Okay, you
don't fly. You run up, you see him forty feet
in the air. All that Pythagoras shit has wasted you out.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work, though Teleconesius has a range of thirty
feet apparently sixty feet.
Speaker 2: The spell was a ranger sixty feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you point your bugging ring at him.
Speaker 2: You yell something. What is teleconesis an Italian? Is it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to it right now? Telegon telegionz. So
you yell teleigien z and and then he fails the
saving throw and the fucking his bow comes flying out
of his hands and lands in your hands. Oh, let
me go, And he looks down at you with anger
in his eyes.
Speaker 3: Normally like start emailing with the bow.
Speaker 1: Okay, Norman Angnes before it's your turn. Yeah, there is
somebody else in the turn order. Oh no, some Norman.
Speaker 6: Ooh ah, who's this mysterious newcomer?
Speaker 2: You have some invisible character in the turn order, Norman Rose.
You feel.
Speaker 1: Fourteen plus twenty four damage in your back as the backstab.
Speaker 3: I'm on one.
Speaker 2: You're one hp as this Oh sorry again, as this
figure appears coming out of an invisible ability before behind you,
wearing a mask in and robed in red, and Great
Shot says, it's about time that you got here.
Speaker 6: This flight was so easy up until like fucking hell, okay,
let's do it.
Speaker 1: And standing before you now is the rogue god that
has the unique ability as being a rogue to sneak
in between the different the different god domains. And she
stands there knife in hand behind the back of Norman.
Speaker 2: You're on one.
Speaker 1: Hp uh, and she's going to make her job to
get that bow back for for for Great Shot. But yeah,
you can't really tell. She's wearing robes and has a
mask with like red eyes, and.
Speaker 2: I guess stab in the back.
Speaker 3: He looks over and sees the mask and he says, would.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes it is beau Wood. She says nothing. Oh
that's hot. Oh god, okay, anyway, that's uh, that's and
then and then she's going to use her her bonus
action and she goes in visible again, all right, and
she can do rogue stuff. Yeah, and that and that
is her sort of thing. I mean, that's a chat.
Speaker 6: The chat is a consensus. She's gone. So I'm just
gonna picture her as that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it is. It is now your turn.
Speaker 6: All right, I can't see. I didn't see what the
hell just happened with that? All I just saw was
green a moment.
Speaker 1: To be fair, you're feeling stabbing your back and as
you turn around, she's.
Speaker 3: Gone damn still would.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Great shot is forty feet off the ground, right, yes, yes, yes,
but you I am on top.
Speaker 6: Of a dragon and I have almost a twenty foot
vertical leap. Could I jump up cast a spell that
has a fifteen foot range and hit him?
Speaker 2: Probably? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Fuck it, Okay, I am going to cast thunderwave at
the third level. I'm going to jump up and then
just punch the air so hard that it creates a
thunderwave fifteen foot cube in the air.
Speaker 1: To okay, and he's through a deck save consave con
save is con saved.
Speaker 6: That's why I'm using this. Yeah, Grandma's shot us, son
of them.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Grandma rightwaydam He still takes ten right? Yeah? So
and doesn't he doesn't. He succeed. He doesn't get not fat,
which would be crazy.
Speaker 1: But this boom you jump into the air of boom
comes out of your head and it shocks him, but
he manages to to still stay flying.
Speaker 2: He takes the town as a side thing.
Speaker 6: Could I roll like acrobatics or something to control where
I land? I want to land on the dragon's head.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh I see you control your land. Yeah, I'm
like jumping off the I would just let you land
where you want to land.
Speaker 1: You just just land on the neck, on the head
of the dragons.
Speaker 2: The dragons like yes, it roars out, try shooting me.
Now your son up a.
Speaker 6: Bitch, okay, Jesus, bonus action. Another fucking defense field. I
could do this up to as many times as my
intelligence mod. I could do this four times.
Speaker 1: And that's that's not a spell. It's like one of
your abilities, right, it's it's.
Speaker 6: My defense field. Yeah, it's an extra ability.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, cool, Okay, good, I'm good. I guess got
HP back. Go ahead? Okay, uh.
Speaker 6: Doorbe element only works with melee attacks.
Speaker 2: That was a spell. I was flavoring it as a punch.
But it's a spell. Okay.
Speaker 1: Jesus turns round to Norman, Hey, little guy, have a
favorite ask Okay, my lord, and once was a guy
named Antonio and his faith.
Speaker 2: Let me work miracles. But I've seen what you've.
Speaker 1: Done for others in the past, and he looks up
at great shot in the air.
Speaker 2: I want to be up there. I want to be
up there flying.
Speaker 1: When I flew in that forest, it felt so good, man,
it felt like I was back at home heaven, flying
with the Anxils. If you can do that for me,
a little guy, you would, I'll give you the go
and tickets to those pearly gates.
Speaker 3: Norman is one hp Jesus saying I'll let you into Heaven.
Norman says, of course, Jesus, but I have to be
able to touch you.
Speaker 2: That wasn't the boutaka fights, so that all pies together.
Speaker 1: Then he holds out his hand. Then come here, my child.
I guess what is your turn?
Speaker 3: But they have like a oh, I guess I use
it on his turn?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: And it's like while while in the in the intermediate time,
like the slow motion between rounds, it's like you and
Jesus just reaching out to each other, like fucking the
sixteen Chapel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this city each other. The creation of Adam in
the meantime though.
Speaker 7: We need Finn out of Jesus and Norman doing the
crew there.
Speaker 1: Adam in the meantime, though, the strikes are coming, and
one of them hits after dragon for twelve damage.
Speaker 2: All right, Willhelm, you're up.
Speaker 4: You're still conscious, so I don't get my turn skipped
because of being unconscious.
Speaker 2: You're conscious, you got he would buy pomer right.
Speaker 4: But I was unconscious. I thought that Mendo would skip me.
Speaker 2: But cool, No, no, no, you're good, You're fine. You're back up.
Speaker 1: You you like blacked out for a second, but then
you came back as the healing energy washes over you.
Speaker 4: Okay, then I'm gonna immediately climb the dragon.
Speaker 2: Okay, dragon, all right? Give me yeah, yeah, sure, yeah,
just uh yeah, sorry, yeah, it would be an athletics.
Magnus is using jump to do it, but you need
to give me an athletics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good enough. You are now also on the
back of the dragon.
Speaker 4: Can I try and tackle great shot?
Speaker 1: Of Great Shot is not on the back of the dragon.
He's not been on the back of the dragon for
like ages. He's flying forty ft in the air.
Speaker 4: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, if I'm on the back of the dragon, do
I see a pair of reins?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: No? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, how is he guiding the dragon? Who says
he was guiding the dragon. He's also the range of
god that he I think he just control it.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, is this the kind of scale set
up where I can see like there's some overlay or.
Speaker 3: Is it like skin?
Speaker 2: I think it's like skin.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I can't like pry something open?
Speaker 2: Your price skin open? I'm on the head right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Can I go for the sphincter?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: You climb into the dragon?
Speaker 4: You just want to know. I'm just going for a
week spot without armor.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're gonna walk over to the anus of
the dragon, yes, and just try and like shove. You're
not a weapon in there, is what you're saying. Yeah, okay,
yeah you can tell.
Speaker 4: Em because it's just a standard improvised weapon. Yeah, with
disadvantage because I have an arm numb.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you just have You can't just can't
use that arm for attacks, So you lose an attack
with your you know.
Speaker 2: It's just an arm.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, improvised weapon? Is it one armed weapon
that doesn't hit unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Even in the in the anus.
Speaker 4: Okay, well then I don't have my extra attack, do I?
Speaker 1: You have your you can use the improvised weapon trot twice.
You just don't have your hand for monk fist. Afterwards,
it is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one does hit
his sphincter. Are you just shoving it in or you
smashing it shoving it in.
Speaker 6: Going with like aque tip kind of situation?
Speaker 2: Oh god?
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, you get up, you're not a weapon
which has that like the Bible at the end, and
you start aggressively jamming it into the anus of this dragon.
Speaker 2: And it roars.
Speaker 1: And his whole body is convulsing and shaking in agony.
Speaker 4: Now the joke is I'm gonna say, no, I no,
I don't get any.
Speaker 2: Bonus for this. But the shark just says, I'm.
Speaker 4: Sorry, did I break your concentration? And no, he has
not seen ful fiction.
Speaker 2: Neither have I.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's such a good movie, right, it's such a
good movie.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite movie. It's your favorite movie. It's my
favorite movie. I would probably say it's my favorite. Yeah.
Just wipe the dragon's ass with the pages of the Bible. Yeah, man,
are you doing anything else? Will him?
Speaker 1: Bone slow breaks out of the tangled vines, bones off,
and he runs towards the dragon.
Speaker 2: And he knock over the road.
Speaker 6: God wherever she is hiding right now, that'd be funny
if he she was.
Speaker 1: Like when like when you knock into like a spied
t porsches to by accident.
Speaker 2: No, but he is going to.
Speaker 1: Use his spectral fists and one of them hits and
one of them doesn't, one of them critically fails. It
sort of explodes on him.
Speaker 7: Cody, Okay, I really wanted to attack the world, but
she disappeared the second she appeared attacked. So I'm gonna
fly down quite cordless. Yeah, and I'm going to pack
a great shot. What I really want to do is
as like fly down with all the speedack and mustard
these foot yeah, grapple him to disable his wings and
just bombs both under the floor.
Speaker 2: Holy shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably be able to do that.
Speaker 2: So it's a strength contest.
Speaker 7: Right, I think.
Speaker 2: So beat an eight? Please, please do it. You've got
to be an eight. You've got to be an eight. Yeah,
twenty one. You grab great shot out of the air
and you fucking slam into are you do you have
enough movement distance to slam into the ground? Yeah? I
have eight feet movement. Oh wow, So you slat in
that sort of angle?
Speaker 1: You slam into the ground behind the dragon, into the dust,
into the sand.
Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm like flying down my big wings and
I just grab like because I'm like above him. I
just like close his wings with my like claw. I
will say, yeah, ground underneath me, okay.
Speaker 1: When he would take full damage technically, I will say
that you'll take half of this, if that's okay, because
you're and.
Speaker 2: I was moving at an uncontrolled velocity.
Speaker 1: So he's gonna take four D six plus your strength
what's your strength to two? Issah, So he takes seventeen
and you take half of.
Speaker 7: That, okay.
Speaker 2: And now he's on the floor with me on.
Speaker 7: Top of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is he still Yeah? I guess so sweet. So
you can't move.
Speaker 4: Take this from my can't move.
Speaker 2: And uh yeah, that's that's me.
Speaker 1: It is now dragon time. Oh no, the dragon is
going to fly into the air. Yeah, with will hommin
Agnus on the back. Let's go dragons. The that does
mean that Jesus and Bones slow will get opportunity attacks.
So we we have those from from the two Goats.
My favorite passage in the Bible is the one that bone.
Speaker 2: Slaw is in Yeah Psalms for twenty Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1: I've got too many coriacter shees that we can't find.
I can't find Jesus there he is. Only Jesus hits,
but Jesus hits for twelve As this giant dragon flies
into the air, you guys are on the back of
the dragon. He has a eighty feet fly speed, so
you're eighty feet in the air. Uh well, okay, you're
seventy feet in the air. And then he's going to
turn upside down. No, all right, eighty I guess you
could still do that eighty feet.
Speaker 2: So he goes up, he turns upside down.
Speaker 1: If you guys are going to cling on to the dragon,
I'm gonna give you an opportunity now, and I'll just
let you do this for free, for agnes, because you
might have a spell that helps you here. You guys
have both have a chance here to do something to
stop yourself from falling off the dragon.
Speaker 2: I cast fly. Okay, I'm fucking I'll let you do that.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, you could do that, so you cast fly
on yourself. Willhelm importantly, is there anything you could do
to stop yourself from falling off this dragon?
Speaker 6: Uh no, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,
can I cast fly on two people with a fourth
level slot because I have one of those.
Speaker 2: Now, when you.
Speaker 6: Cast the spell fourth level of slot, you could talk
it what additional creature for a slot above third?
Speaker 2: What is the right rabbit?
Speaker 6: Check?
Speaker 1: Uh, touch, he's by the space, he's on the other side.
Speaker 2: Something for Willhelm?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What what you want to pick for will will Helm?
I'm assuming the dragon is flying in response to you?
Something up the task. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I do have slow fall by default, so I can't
do anything, but I do have slow fall.
Speaker 1: All right, Oh, he does have slow fall because he's
a he's not a monk thing.
Speaker 7: I'll continue to pitch this to you, though, Yeah, because
it might it may interest you. It may be in
your Yeah, maybe in your you were giving it the
clean right.
Speaker 2: Good looking at thee when.
Speaker 4: It takes agnes treatment.
Speaker 7: Maybe perhaps just just still in there and you can
hang on by your weapon.
Speaker 4: I think with slow fall that makes sense.
Speaker 6: No, just climb in the climb in the asshole. Just there,
you're in the ass.
Speaker 1: He's saying he's got it stuck in, so you're you're
you're not a weapon is sort of hooked inside his anus,
and then you'll hang on to it like.
Speaker 2: It's a pull up bar. Well, yeah, okay, strength save, yeah,
I would need a strength for that strength save hit
me hit me with the strength safe. Well, I don't
think it's good enough. I think you needed at least
a fifteen.
Speaker 1: But you do have slow full So and the weapon
is not coming with you, buddy, because you did jam
that in, so they're not A weapon is now jammed
in the anus of the dragon, and you fall and
you can see it going off into the distance as
you land. It's gonna be eighty six of damage, but
with slow, with the slow fall, you reduce that damage
by your monk level.
Speaker 4: Right, so four So I'm still unconscious?
Speaker 1: Fine, No, five times your bug level, five times your
bug level, five times your bug level twenty you're gonna
reduce this damage by twenty. Uh you golash or twelve?
Speaker 2: No, I I roll it.
Speaker 1: It's so you're gonna take twelve damage. How much health
are you on currently?
Speaker 2: Eleven?
Speaker 4: I'm unconscious.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, so you slow for so it's a very
dramatic being put unconscious, but you lad on the growd unconscious. Unfortunately,
Agnes the dragon. That was only the dragon's movement. He
still has actions. Okay, all right, I'm going to I'm
on its head. I'm like gyroscopically locked with the fly.
Speaker 2: Yes, so he did not? Yeah? Uh did. Okay, you're flying,
you're flying, you're flying. Yea.
Speaker 1: He is going to try and claw at you. He
doesn't get his breath back on his head. Yeah yeah, yeah,
he's gonna hit at you because you're this flying target.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna say he has disadvantage.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fair, and he's just gonna do three chlorates one, two, three,
all disadvantage.
Speaker 2: And they all hit.
Speaker 1: They all hit seventeen seventeen seventeen.
Speaker 7: US not consistent, next fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Is there anything I can so you could do?
Speaker 6: I actually, okay, the repulsion shield I gain plus one
to my AC it'll actually prevent.
Speaker 2: One more one of them going through. So you take
two seventeen Yeah, take two. So I actually don't think
I get knocked out from this.
Speaker 6: I don't be from Yeah, thank god I had that
temper HP I have with the temp I have forty
two right now, so I'm at I'm at eight.
Speaker 2: You're eight.
Speaker 1: So yeah, with a little shield going up and stuff,
he's colored to you. But you're still alive and you're
flying there, Agnes, he roars out in frustration.
Speaker 2: Blackbeard is going to have to try and get out
of this tangle. Wait did I get a turn? Ohr no,
noose the dragon dragon? I thought we loop back to
a great shot again.
Speaker 1: No, or we're still dragon time. There's one bad, bad dragon.
Black Beard is going to try in danger. It's not
very strong because he's a saucerer. He does not break
out of the vines. His arms are bound by them
as well, so he can't cast spells that have.
Speaker 2: Somehow but he can't cast spells that have.
Speaker 1: Semantic components, right or what was it called the ones
that he has to move his hands for. But he
is on fire, so yeah, but the vines are burning anyway.
Speaker 2: I didn't I don't think Greats already thought that one through.
Speaker 1: So actually, you're right, he's definately trying to break out
the vines, but it doesn't matter because he's on fire anyway.
So they just the vines burn away. And now there
is a drag in the sky and there is a
man on the ground. Which one is black Beard going
to go for?
Speaker 2: Did black Beard see the invisible person? Black Beard did
not see the invisible person. He's too focused.
Speaker 1: Black Beard doesn't know this even an invisible person, unless
somebody tells him.
Speaker 2: There's a big dragon in the air. Yeah, there's a
little there's a little bird man pinned underneath the dinosaur.
I think he's going to go for a big dragon
in the air. Uh, that's fair, That is fair. I'm
not necessarily going to complain about that. Yeah, you know what,
do you know what?
Speaker 1: Black Beard also has what fly, so he's not doing
any spills at the moment, but he can't fly on himself.
Speaker 2: When he rises into the sky. For black Beard, he's.
Speaker 1: Still on fire, and this flaming body soars into the
sky like the final trial of trials and tribulations, and
he is just like a deep cut anybody knows. And
he's there ready, But that is his action. But Agnes,
you do see the flaming black Beard ascend into the
sky next to you.
Speaker 2: No, we're talking, okay, God, I don't know what is
going to fucking do wow actually grow barks? I mean,
does he have any heels? He might he might actually
because he definitely saw No.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have any of those left. Oh, here's healing word.
He has a couple of healing words. Oh okay, so yeah,
that's what is gonna do. Is gonna run over in
healing word Willhelm, will Helm, you're back on seven yay?
And then I guess you will use vicious mockery on
Great Shot. So Great Shot will take three damage. I
know he has to do a save, but I can't
be bother do this save for potentially him not taking
one extra damage.
Speaker 2: It is now Pomo's turn.
Speaker 1: So Pomo sees the Hatchko has already gotten off, gotten
off Willhelm, gotten up Willhelm, so she's not gonna heal it.
Speaker 2: And she also sees the dragon in the sky. What
if she also had fly? Just no, she doesn't, but
it would be funny if she did. No, she's gonna
use hold person on Great Shot.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good, So to to help Cody out so
that Cody can then like free up his arms to
be able to So he's got to do a wisdom
save against the DC of eighteen for Pomo. So can
you get a wisdom saved from Great Shots? That again
is mem He's desperately trying to hold Great Shot in
place for Great Shot, Sir, I am so wise? Okay,
great shot is now going to do an athletics trek
to try and break out of the Oh no, he
could do acrobatics, honey, now, Kenny, Yeah, to.
Speaker 2: Escape a grapple. You don't know. He is a ranger
escaping a grapple fifteen with whatever whatever. He sort of chooses, yeah, strength,
athletics or an.
Speaker 1: Acrobatics, so he will do that. He doesn't have a weapon,
though he does, so he gets out of your out
of your reins.
Speaker 2: He's still within five feet of you. He doesn't have
a weapon.
Speaker 1: He looks over at Norman, who has his weapon, and
he is going to use his movement to run towards Norman.
Speaker 2: You do get a opportunity attack Cody, all right, I
get to bite him as a diner. What is it?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 7: Honestly, the critical is like actual attacks and stats and
stuff are kind of dodgshit.
Speaker 2: It's just the biggest doesn't eat it does an eight
does not it. It's just the biggest thing that I
could turn into that flies. He's taken. So he manages
to break away from you and he's running or like
half flying towards Norman. He's like, you were stupid, bustard.
I look at you. He does.
Speaker 1: He uses action to escape the grappels, so he doesn't
have an action to do his four shots or even
try and get the bow out of Norman's hands.
Speaker 2: So that's his turn, and Norman, it is now your turn.
Speaker 1: In front of you, you see the bird guy charging
towards you.
Speaker 2: You amuse it.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I had to deal with a bunch of worship.
My credit cards got compromised. Yeah, that's why I had
to leave for a second. But yeah, so I was
going to tap Jesus. He was about to tap Jesus,
reaching out with his hand to make him fly, and
then he sees the ranger come towards him and like
for his bow. If I turn invisible, the bow also
turns invisible.
Speaker 2: Correct, Yeah, any items that you're currently holding here.
Speaker 3: I hit Jesus with a psych and turn invisible.
Speaker 2: You just lost your passenger.
Speaker 1: Heaven, Jesus goes. I'm gonna have a word with with
the big boss. You'll regretless. I hope your joy the
fires of Hell.
Speaker 6: My dude, Heaven is overrated.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Do you have greater, greater invisibility or just invisibility?
Speaker 3: Just invisibility? Okay, okay, and that's like a cast at
a higher level.
Speaker 2: That just the target. That just increases the targets.
Speaker 3: Got it, But oh dude, Jesus thinks he's about to turn,
it'll fly. But instead I turned him and myself invisible,
and I say, I'm a gamer. I'll go into hell anyway.
Tip taps him, turns invisible, and I give the ranger
in front of me, I give. I give him like
the funniest fucking look I used, like stick my tongue
out and make a funny face and just disappear.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, so you're now invisible.
Speaker 3: Some invisible? Can I disengage?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because it you don't need opportunity. Text on talking is
that you can see that leaf, so you can just
move away.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna move away and I'm just gonna lie
down in the bushy.
Speaker 2: Did you make Jesus invisible?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay O, I take this one called.
Speaker 2: Okay, So so Norman turns us up on visible that
runs of the bush. Still.
Speaker 1: Norman's entire objective in this game is just too in
this battle is just to make sure Great Shot doesn't
get his bow back, which genuinely is might be the
smartest thing to do.
Speaker 7: Keeping the bull from this guy's it's just like attack anyone.
Speaker 6: That's where he should have made the bow like part
of his arm or make or like make it like
a packed weapon for a warlock. But now that's where
we have. So here we are.
Speaker 7: He's been it's gone, it's been gone.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Whose turn is it? Well before it's you Actus, you
know whose turn it is? Yeah, yeah, Red Rose.
Speaker 1: She also Norman has gone invisible, so she doesn't see that.
Oh gosh, oh her objective that is very different.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Her objective is to take out the backline heelers.
Speaker 1: So it's gonna be Pomo or Hatchi coortunately she likes dogs.
Speaker 2: If she hits, if she hits.
Speaker 3: Um.
Speaker 1: She appears behind Hatchiko with advantage as well, obviously because
it's a by surprise.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's gonna bork his last bark.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that takes how to go out unfortunately, So
Rose breaks up the Red Rose brings up the dagger
and stabs it into the side of the dog and
goes and fools unconscious, blood dripping from his doggy body.
Speaker 1: And then Rose again, as a bonus, actually has got
a turn in visible.
Speaker 2: How much movement. Did the actually move? Oh gosh, well
she turns in visible and agnes it is now your turn.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, I don't even know what the fuck to
do at this point. Ah, I'm on the dragon's head.
I'm capable of flight. How high up is the dragon?
Speaker 2: Eighty feet? Okay, so we're way higher.
Speaker 1: You guys are very high. It's not a safe full
even it's slow fall, as established by well why I apply?
Speaker 2: So I'm good. Oh, you're good, you're good, You're good
the dragon.
Speaker 6: And then there's Cody up here's concentrational fly. Yeah, just
don't lose that. And then there's is there.
Speaker 2: Some way else?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got a role for that. Oh yeah, let
you just have one role and it's half the damage. Right,
So anyway, seventeen so ten, you just have to get
higher than ten.
Speaker 2: One roll higher than ten? Gotcha, gotcha? Here we go,
you plus your constitution. So I'm good then, yeah, okay, okay, God,
my conversation is it's a roll a D twenty you want.
I pushed wrong, but I didn't even realize the details.
I didn't either. I gotta I've gotta get up a
tent on this roll. Let me roll a D ten.
I'm going hardcore hardcore.
Speaker 1: Whatever the d C is, you have to roll the
dice that's equal to that d C. You're still flying
and it's your turn.
Speaker 2: Hey, dragon, if you listen to me, I can make
you bigger rolls. He hates you, he hates you. He
what did I do? I haven't heard him yet? You yet?
He doesn't know who put the thing in his ass.
He just thinks is both of you working together. He's
very intelligent. No, I hate that. He's a guy. He
didn't see it. Yeah, it's not me. We team up.
We beat that guy. Trying to reason with him. Oh god,
hag trickery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, shot looks up and goes, don't listen to
anything she says in a way.
Speaker 2: He can't. That's conversation cannot be heard right now. He
is a ranger. He is. He's got a really good
air rage.
Speaker 6: Does he have good speaking yelling range? Oh?
Speaker 1: He has a bond is telepathy. He's like looking at
the dragon. The dragon nods his head.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, I am gonna run.
Speaker 6: Okay, can I get to I still have jump jumps,
not concentration, and I have fly so could I?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's shark jumped off right, or is he still
part of the dragon?
Speaker 1: I can't No, No, Wilhelm is on the ground. He's alive,
he's conscious. He's conscious because she got him, but he
is splat. The dragon is currently upside down, right. Yeah,
and you're you're you're right below like you're like hovering
underneath his head.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I can't do anything to break this, like beast
spawn ship. I don't have anything that could actually do that.
Speaker 2: Uh. I'm trying to be clever with my.
Speaker 6: Spells here to see what I got, all right, tell
you what I I.
Speaker 2: Got a spell. No, that's that's concentration of ship.
Speaker 1: Just wait a minute, don't forget me.
Speaker 6: This might not be This is not concentration fire shield.
But I can do with cold fire too, so because
I have a fourth level slot and I get that
automatically as an armor. So I'm gonna cast ire shield
on myself. So I'm reefed in like a blue chill
fire Okay. Yeah, and when a creature within five feet
of you hits you with a melee attack, the shielder
reps with flame.
Speaker 2: Okay, And oh wow, I mean and that will happen.
That will happens the concentration.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, and with a chill shield, I am
resistant to fire damage. I had that already.
Speaker 2: Can I be immune to fire damage?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 2: No, double resistance doesn't make it of you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, two D eight, So he's gonna take two
D eight every time he hits you, now, yeah, which
it might not be allowed quite low in health.
Speaker 2: I run toward the sphincter. You fly towards the sphincter.
Fly towards the sphincter. Okay, okay, sphincter. Can I climb in?
Speaker 6: We gotta go this way with its big do you
think his asshole is? It's a giant'shole has to be
water tight.
Speaker 2: Youewing garganschowing.
Speaker 6: Like that's not how fucking can't? I gotta make my
way in, but I gotta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Barbarosa's asshole was actually just a cave like that
you ownside.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, the dragon's immune to fire. Yeah, not immune.
Speaker 2: It's a cold shield. Don't worry. Those people just misheard you.
We understand. You don't have to respond to the idiots.
You could. It's a cold shield. It's cold damage anyway, you.
Speaker 6: I gotta figure out a way to get inside this dragon.
I gotta figure out a way to get it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you got figure dragon?
Speaker 3: The dragon's poop is probably the size of Agnes. You
have to do like a strength saving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. Can I do?
Speaker 1: His household is currently occupied by uh something I would
only describe as in no way shape will form a weapon.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll pull that out and drop it on the ground.
Speaker 2: Can I do?
Speaker 1: Well, that's gonna be a strength please to pull him out,
because it's like the sword in the stone.
Speaker 6: Acrobatics were doing here then athletics, athletics.
Speaker 2: Sorry, let you do athletics. It's not too hot. Twenty six.
Speaker 1: You pull, you pull it out and and oh god.
Speaker 2: Okay, drop it on the ground. I let that go
so that falls.
Speaker 7: Chat did make one good joke, which is they just
described that as ass caliber.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you pull as caliber out of the sag.
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 2: You are you are covered in shit.
Speaker 6: As like Agnes is from the fucking fourteen hundred. She's
it's fine, you know. Okay, breathe the cold flame. I
corner back my way.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you have to push it the asshole over again.
Speaker 1: It's one more athletics check for me, pleaseteen nineteen is
good enough.
Speaker 2: You the anus of the dragon and insert yourself into it.
They fly into it, all right, and I guess.
Speaker 1: It will take two D eight damage for every turn
you are inside its anus, because you have a shield.
Speaker 2: Of ice around you damage.
Speaker 1: Ah, Okay, how are you breathing when you're in there?
Speaker 6: How long can a human being breathe without oxygen? I'd say,
like a good Agnes, good, like three four minutes.
Speaker 2: It's that's gonna be the rest of the combat sixteen.
Speaker 6: Con In case you're curious about that, Alay, hold your breath.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Agnes is snug tight inside the asshole of this dragon.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, that's that's that's what we accomplished.
Speaker 2: Whatever's happening in the sky there is against God.
Speaker 6: Jesus looks comes Blackbeard.
Speaker 9: It's just it's gonna be blocking this dragon that you're outside.
Speaker 7: Well, that won't even yeah, it won't hit Agnes yet.
Speaker 2: So she's predicting against fire. Now, bonus action. I get
my thirteen tem HV. Okay, that's my turn.
Speaker 6: All right, Okay, that's that's where we're at right now.
That's where we're at. Right now, rustage up. Sorry, but
I gotta come up with clever ways to fucking beat.
Speaker 2: I know what you're doing next. I know what you're
doing next time you do.
Speaker 6: Not you think you do, you do fucking I guarantee
it right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not enlarging. I'm not using that. I have another thing.
Speaker 3: Ann and use the duke.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna activate the pendant whilst inside the jugets?
Speaker 2: Or whoever gets pulled into this fucking hell is gonna
be some random geezer from the seventeen hundreds, like why
are I inside an atus? You don't know? Ship? And
quit gets it because you're not getting I'm not gonna
get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna
get it.
Speaker 7: Okay, it has been beat full beat somebody's fetish and you.
Speaker 2: Know what, We've reached time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I have two weeks to figure out what
the fuck I'm gonna do that one.
Speaker 2: Lookief, you have got to finish the same time we did.
Speaker 6: Alright.
Speaker 2: I couldn't go in through the mouth. It would have
bid me or just like yeah, if it breathes fire something,
you're right there. So yeah, we fucket right there.
Speaker 6: I can't go in through the mouth. I can't fit
through the nose. That's that's the.
Speaker 2: Assholes, the only option.
Speaker 6: Yeah guys, alright, so is that is that the episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess to be continued next time.