Speaker 1: This is not.
Speaker 2: Expect to be and lie s down. It's time to
straight from their.
Speaker 3: Because you'll find you.
Speaker 2: Know me survived side courtst.
Speaker 4: Hey everybody, and welcome back to side Quest the Adventures
between the Adventures Today. Sometimes we do a little game.
Sometimes we talk to fans, sometimes we talk to friends,
and why not do a little bit of all the above.
I'm MK Gibson.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: Who do we have to be with me today?
Speaker 5: Drew? I am here. I am Drew Hayes uh. And
I think that's probably as much as we're doing for
interest today.
Speaker 4: I mean, you want to you got what you want to,
you want to pimp something to go for man, we
got to?
Speaker 5: Oh sure. I'm the author books of Superpowers, Villains at
NPC's Fred the Vampire Accountant and the Five Minute Sharlock series,
the latest of which is finally coming out in kindle
and print. In fact, by the time you're hearing this,
it's probably already out. So the Case of the Felonious Fair.
Speaker 4: Geez, okay, like you like the way you rattle it off,
It's like, okay, I've got it locked. It's like on
a spring.
Speaker 5: It's not like I do this multiple times a week
every week, Steve, how are you doing.
Speaker 1: Sir under I'm Steve Webell. I ain't got ship. I'll
tell you what. I remixed the Deep Space nine theme
tune with Fred Durst.
Speaker 4: The other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go checked out. That's what I've been doing
with my entire year.
Speaker 4: And as I said the top, I'm Mk Gibson, authors
of such books as the Technomnswer series, a shadow Master series,
and many more. But we're not here for us three.
We're here for a fan and a friend and a
game developer, mister Aaron who always butchered your last name Lanowitz. Yeah,
holy shit, I got it right, uh, Founder of crid Harder,
friend of authors and dragons, gone to many of the
A dcons has and we have. I've had the fortunate
privilege of playing your beta game way back when when
it was still Slaughterland. But tell us about who are you?
Why are you here? What are you trying to sell us?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 6: I am Aaron Lanowitz, as Gibee accurately described, nice.
Speaker 1: Fu.
Speaker 6: We've had a game in development since like twenty fifteen,
and we're finally thanks to the encouragement of some of
our friends and author players who test drove it. We're
back in the market and for pushing it to Kickstarter
hopefully in March. It's called Imminent Peril. It is a
creatively chaotic survival action role playing game. Find us well,
hopefully it GiB you'll drop a link in the description,
but you can find us at Imminent Peril dot Krittharder
dot com. Yep sign up to be notified when the
kickstart it goes live and get some more info on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when I met Aaron actually at Authors and Dragons
Con twenty twenty three, my first Authors and Dragons, you know,
and I was still getting to meet the fans and
the authors themselves. I was just there as a guest.
We got I got to bs with Aaron and his
wife Andrea, and like when they had the game was
still on slips of paper and like that, but they
had They got a chance to sit down with Denneman
and he really got into the game. So the following
year at Authors and Dragons Ben Portland in twenty twenty four,
I got a chance to sit down and play the
actual original beta deck on the actual cards and we
all got to sit around. It was it was us
and Ben's son and a bunch of other folks had
to sit around and play and it was a blast.
Everybody had a great time playing this game. Several of
the other guests who were sitting around during at author's
aali and Wow, this game became so much fun and
it got really creative and really weird, and it really
it really spoke to me. And I don't like party games.
I in fact, I loathe them. Someone says, hey, man,
you play it was a katan. We're not friends anymore.
Get out of my house and and leave the wine.
You know, but this is one of those few party
games where I sit down I'm like, oh, wow, this
is this is something and I can't wait to like
back this, play this and be part of this. So
at this past year I met when I was talking
to Eron again at one of the conventions, I said, well,
I like what you're doing this, Can I be part
of it. My friend Sandy Butcher's who's worked with all
the drugs before. She and I have become the art
development team that has redone the product branding. So we've
we've been helping to work on this product for quite
some time and it's been a lot of fun. We've
had a lot of great times, a lot of arguments,
a lot of blasts. Yeah, so that's yeah, we've been
working on this and it's I said, you got to
come on to the show. I got to get some
guys to play it. So what got you into game making, Aaron?
Speaker 6: Well, probably a disappointment with the flexibility and a lot
of like systems out there. And there are some games
that I've tried and they were close to what I
ended up making hit the mark. So I was like, well,
you know, at the very least, I can make a
play version of this, and you know, order one of
those prototypes for me and my friends to play, and
people kept telling us how fun it was, and eventually
it was just like, all right, I'll give it a go.
Speaker 4: Like let's Drew and Steve, are you guys party game players?
Speaker 1: I love his reasoning there. It's like, we'll got you
into game development. Well, I played those other games and
they sucked.
Speaker 4: The mainstream publishers people have tried what I can do
with the snap of my fingers.
Speaker 5: You know, Yes, I have played many a party game
in my day.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's a go to thing in
your house. We have a few games in our house
that we do, like I will sit down and play
one or two here and there when when friends come over,
and I enjoy them barely. But this is one of
the ones I got played. I actually get excited to play.
So you a party game? Go with there, Steve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I play like where did I put my cigarettes?
And it's time to leave all the classic ones.
Speaker 4: I've been drinking and this is good enough as a toilet.
So yeah, I know that one.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah. I used to have some friends who like
had a huge library of games and every time they
would come over, they would, you know, bring something different.
So I got to try a bunch. I still remember,
like there was a game with like nine numbers where
you had to stack them in a very specific way.
That was pretty fun. Sheriff of Nottingham. I enjoyed because
that's just fucking with your friends on a on a
grand scale. Then I am an absolute magnificent bastard when
it comes to those kinds of games.
Speaker 4: Well see that's why when when we had this opportunity
to play with with you, with some of the A
and D guys, Michae, we got to get it on
because like one, this game really if you were creative
and like to like, really can world build and like
think on the fly. This is your kind of game.
And if you like to screw your neighbor, this is
very much your game, because the entire point of this
is to kill your friends with as much fun and
creativity as humanly possible.
Speaker 1: Oh man, kill your friends is a great name for it.
Speaker 4: Sorry, and we're starting over. It's now killed your friends.
Speaker 6: It's funny. Actually, the originator of the current title of
our game, yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It was from a slaughterland. I said, can we switched
to like something peril or something that you're the ones
coming with imminent peril? And then we've been brainstorming over then,
so yeah, that's.
Speaker 6: Gibby was like, no, no, just peril.
Speaker 1: Like share that's the important part.
Speaker 6: It ended up working out really well though, especially since
they designed the logo. I got to convince that it's
a cool logo.
Speaker 1: It's looking good now.
Speaker 4: It's like one of the listeners like, I know Andrella
can't be your wife helped code co create the game,
can't be here today because she's off doing real world
job like that, And I just want to shout out
like and just to embarrass because she's not here, because
that's what you do, you stab your true friends in
the front. She's a huge fan, especially of Druze, so
she like would sit there and like just stare at him,
like at his work. So that's always a fun time.
So Andrew, when you do listen back on this, you've
been called out. So I just want to make sure
I love you and I want to make sure you've
been properly embarrassed.
Speaker 6: That's gonna make if we if we ever do get
a chance to both come on here play, I get
make it all the better.
Speaker 1: Finally a chance to be killed by Drew.
Speaker 5: Once you know, we suggested that there was a Patreons
here and got way too much interest, so we had
to had to cut it.
Speaker 1: Specifically, fan group demand from Jerry Bent, but.
Speaker 6: A very like frothing group, very ready to participate.
Speaker 4: So you want to get this game out to Kickstarter?
Speaker 5: Win?
Speaker 4: What's your what's your what's your ultimate goal?
Speaker 6: We're shooting for March in any case as soon as
we possibly can, all right.
Speaker 4: All right, and then what's the goal is? Get this? Like, God,
do you want to promote this? How do you want
to produce this? What's what? What's your plan.
Speaker 6: Like, so right now we're recording games. We're shooting for
at least once a week, but more when we can
fit them. We record games, post full games to YouTube
so you can go and see like other than these
examples YouTube slash krit Harder. You find us krit Harder
or Immin Apparel on YouTube. And we also have like
you know, the trying to hit the social media with
with all the clips and whatnot of gameplay. And and
then there's you know, eventually, either right before or when
the kick started, Gill is alive. I'm going to make
this digital version available so people can actually you know,
try the game themselves before having to wait and buy it.
And I'm pretty sure like it's it's not going to
be a turn off. It's it's going to it's awesome.
Even more interested.
Speaker 4: Now you have a currently you have a discord on
going on right now?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you can join the discord to join Where.
Speaker 4: Do people go to join the discord?
Speaker 1: Uh? The Internet?
Speaker 4: We keep us I'm leading the horse to water.
Speaker 6: But the Internet table discord dot g G slash Imminent Peril.
Speaker 4: That's awesome. Now can they go to the can you
assume you can go to the website and get it
from there as well. If not, we'll update the website.
I'm assuming there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there, there's this constant swirl of updates being wrapped around.
But yeah, we're going to make sure that you know.
We have a link tree. It's definitely on there, and
like all of our social media points to link tree
and that points back at it's just a right, there's
a spider web that you contraverse and get there.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, do you want to keep gilding the
lily or do you want to start murdering each other?
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 5: Both?
Speaker 1: All right, murdering the lily.
Speaker 4: Let's murder the lily, all right? So Aaron, if you
want to screen, you want to share your screen, and
Drew and Steve and I are all we should all
already be inside of the game. So all right, okay,
all right. For folks who are watching on the video,
like for the audio folks you're gonna listen to play,
we'll do our best to describe everything as that's going on.
Off for folks watching the video, this is a staging thing, right,
a staging based on this one website to get a
feel for what the game is like. This is not
the final product. And this is what this is what
the cards do look like, and some of them are
still in flux, so I'll just keep that in mind.
Well it is, and we sort of design.
Speaker 6: The cards pathetically supporting and Kickstarter is a physical card
game that you can.
Speaker 4: Yes that what's coming to Kickstarter is a physical card game,
all right. Cool?
Speaker 1: And for those of you listening to this on an
audio medium, now's a wonderful time to get with the
fucking times and check his out on YouTube. Video now, yeah,
I don't care if you're driving a truck, go to
YouTube right now.
Speaker 4: Don't you don't watch the driving I've seen you guys.
You know my grandad was a truck driver. So oh no,
you know he died in a horrible, horrible action while
watching YouTube. But that beside the point. No, that's not it.
Speaker 5: His goal to spread that death to as many people
as he It was cancer, and.
Speaker 6: He won't die himself in a YouTube related car crash.
Speaker 5: Cancer drove him to look that thing up on the road.
Speaker 4: Jesus. All right, Aaron, So what's the gist of him
in a peril? How do we play this game? What?
What is it?
Speaker 6: So a general idea of the game. Players create a
world together, put themselves into it as characters, then invent
deadly situations for each other to try to survive using
one of their abilities.
Speaker 4: All right, so this is an RPG. Like Mechanics, we
are theater of the mind as a group creating a story.
Speaker 5: Correct.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, super super creative survival action.
Speaker 1: I should have had more beer, and we say them
for literally every recording. That is always true.
Speaker 6: At some point you got to learn alcohol.
Speaker 4: Let's ten years, let it ship.
Speaker 5: That's part of the alcohol consequence. There's a process in play.
Speaker 6: That's fair. That's fair. So again, games heavy on improv
We create details as we go. At any time, feel
free to add more details to build out the story
and ask questions lane, yeah, or to help you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: All right, so what's our scenario? What are we doing?
Where are we at?
Speaker 6: To start the scenario, we will draw four random cards.
Each one has a die rolled on it. So we
are starting in a stupidly cute fairytale forest okay, inhabited
by metallic shape changing clowns. Oh god, those are just
kind of like elements to kick us off. But now
we can add some more details to try to glue
them together. So you know, anybody, whenever you have an
idea like how do we.
Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like the immediate role would be
to self terminate.
Speaker 4: All right, So the four of us, are we like
some kind of Scooby Doo gang? Do we come in
here together? Are we like trying to exploit this forest
for its stupidly cuteness? Or are we uh, you know,
certain companies, certain imagineers trying to like, you know, ape
this for profit? Or are we just happy go lucky
bystanders When I think.
Speaker 5: If we're gonna if we're gonna keep it true to life,
we got lost and did not mean then love it. Okay,
we're dumb asses, all right.
Speaker 4: So we're at Authors and Dragons con whatever. Next time
we go outside for a peen of smoke break.
Speaker 5: Were be a bar? We went to a bar, We
took through.
Speaker 4: Some Narnia thing. We end up in this stupidly cute,
enchanted for us?
Speaker 5: Was it? Well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so stupidly cute enchanted forest metallic shape changing clowns.
To me, that says like transformers, well.
Speaker 1: Like T one thousand with clown makeup?
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, yeah, so maybe it's maybe the Yeah, the
forest is like, so those metallic clowns are are are
our nemesis that are coming for us?
Speaker 1: A metallic clown.
Speaker 5: I don't think we need that part explain to us.
If I ever see a metallic clown step out from
behind it.
Speaker 4: For years on the Salty Bassards.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what cover band I'm stying as soon
as the metallic clown is going to be rough.
Speaker 6: So we're trying to we're trying to get drunk at
the bar just appeared in this world. I would think
that the world is like, you know, if it's full
of terminator clowns, they've already like limited the population and
they're just hanging out happy until.
Speaker 4: So I think it's one of those cittercceptions. We go
to the VIP section. We got Narnia into this. We
went through like a little wardrobe, or we went through
the back bar and ended up at the place we
were not supposed to be.
Speaker 5: I love it give you believes we'd ever be allowed
into a VIP section.
Speaker 4: That was That was the joke. That was the whole point.
Speaker 1: Well know you guys, it's like, oh yeah, yeah, the
VIP section is this way.
Speaker 4: What do you guys are all authors follow me, Oh
indie books, how nice? Yeah follow me? This big spend
is eh right this way, couldn't hack it in the
Big six? Come on this way, fucker. So yeah, that's
how we ended up in this all right? Cool?
Speaker 6: So we we've put ourselves generally like how did we
get here? But let's be a bit more specific about
where we were and what we were trying to accomplish
when things went wrong.
Speaker 5: So we were trying to find a bar. Yeah, we
did not accomplish that, or did we? Maybe we don't know.
Speaker 1: I can tie this into my other party games, and
I don't know where my cigarettes are.
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 5: All right? Uh my characters is looking for a dispenser rate.
Let's just keep the things as real as we can.
Speaker 4: If we're keeping it real, then I have the world's
tiniest bladder. So after a couple of whiskeys, I am
now looking for place to pee. So I am probably
standing on something enchanted toadstool. Weien are out taking a
league on a tree when I spot a clown. That's
where I'm currently at in this uh this world.
Speaker 5: So and even when we don't have Bob, someone still
starts with their dick out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Bob's not here. Someone has to be in spirit, damnit.
So yes, his.
Speaker 5: Spirit spirit.
Speaker 6: This, I'll be the the DD Like I was desperately
trying to like be there for you guys, but then
like you guys were already like you know, we we
pregamed even before arriving to that. But so you guys
are already like trashed, and now my job's even harder
to try to get you guys back home safely.
Speaker 1: Well, I appreciate that. I'm glad someone to try just
let us go.
Speaker 4: So Drew's looking for a dispensary, I'm looking for place
to pee, and Steve's looking through looking for cigarettes when
we're in this magical forest.
Speaker 1: Spoiler that they are in my pocket, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: I guess, all right, So deals, some dealers our superpowers there,
mister a a Ron all right.
Speaker 6: With four players throughout five ability cards, Phase one is Peril.
I'm gonna deal targets.
Speaker 4: Every round you get to use one superpower, one ability
to get out of your danger and well, at the
end of each round, we will vote on who didn't
make it.
Speaker 6: So uh man another uh So for your target, you're
going to decide how circumstances are evolving to put them
into new imminent peril. Players have autonomy over their own characters.
Don't play their character for them. Focus on what they
said they were doing and how that's leading them into
a new deadly situation. Does everybody know who their targets are?
Speaker 4: Looks like my target is Erin.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, so I'm trying getting Steve.
Speaker 1: I'm talking Gibbie. Okay, all right, that mushroom, you'll pass
it on. I ain't going to be a musher.
Speaker 4: Oh no, don't get don't get ahead of the store.
Let's do it on.
Speaker 6: Once you know what their new pairrel will be, flip
your card pace down.
Speaker 4: We'll keep it simple for this first round because also
now with we since we only have four people and
we have time, the first is the first round immunity
in effect.
Speaker 6: Right, Uh yeah, with with this few people, I think
we still have time for a first round.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we do too.
Speaker 6: So uh it's kind of a warm up. Nobody will
die in the first round.
Speaker 4: So use your worst power thence.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, so we'll worry about that when it comes
time to try to survive. What's about to happen to us.
I'll go first anotherways. Ready, So, Drew, you said you
were seeking a dispensary. You appear in this new world.
Your your vision is still a little cloudy, and you
notice some shrubbery that looks like it might fit the
bill for some sweet new bud. You go over to
take a look, and uh.
Speaker 5: All right, well I guess I'll take a look and
then kind of stop because I'm gonna tell you, man,
I don't harvest my own shit. That's for people who
know what they're doing. So I'm gonna take a deep sniff.
Speaker 4: Well, he's gotta put your danger.
Speaker 5: Say what he's got to put your danger? I'm not
trying to harvest.
Speaker 6: Okay, well that's that's perfectly fine. So you take a
deep sniff. This is an alien planet and that is
just full of like extraordinarily lethal pollen. So that will
be your imminent peril once we once we hit the
survival round.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're about to die from pollen inhalation, deadly pollen.
All right, Aaron, it's your turn, all right, So Erin
you are our d d. You are doing our best
to like try to like keep us all safe and
Drew's off doing his thing, and Steve's looking for his thing,
and I'm obviously standing there with my wien arout taking
a whiz like that. You're like, guys, come on, oh
my god, you're the one person with a clear head
at the moment, trying their best in this forest. So
as you're walking around, you're like, guys, you put your
hands over the air, like I can't understand, and that's
when you realize you're holding on to two metallic, spiky
fingers as to murder. Metallic clowns are came out of
the forest, are standing on either side of you, and
both their fingers are pointing right into your ears, and
their blade fingers are ready to pierce your brain. So
you're hanging onto those looks like you're two fishing some junk,
you know, mental imagery being what it is, but it's
about to go into your hair that you're about to
die from.
Speaker 6: Scissor brain from Classic Terminator two stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, Classic Tormato two. Scissor brain, yep, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Steve, Okay, Gibby, you're pissing into what you think is
a mushroom.
Speaker 5: M hmm.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the mushroom grows a metallic face
and goes like, what are you doing? Because the clowns
can change shape, they have like complete molecular control of
the body. The clown starts boiling this piss. Okay, and
it's gonna spit a mouthful of red hot piss straight
back up your cock.
Speaker 4: Okay, god, man, I haven't had since that time I
was in Korea. That's that's like a shot. Okay, all right, man,
that just it's a way to go.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, Steve, you arrive in the magical
Land and immediately spot your cigarettes on the ground. What luck?
Oh my gosh, you of course I got to grab
the jerry.
Speaker 4: I'm not very bright, all right.
Speaker 5: As soon as you grab them, they wrap around your hand.
The vines you didn't notice where they're snap on, and
you are yanked up into a tree as the trunk parts.
The bark gives way into very jagged mouth as you
are slowly lowered into its waiting orifice.
Speaker 1: It's true, like stupidly cup fantasy fust do have trees
with faces. Nobody said those faces have to be good,
not hungry for even fresh. So yeah, it makes a
lot of sense.
Speaker 4: I like to think that it's stupidly cute, like I'm
going to consume y'all, and it's just like, it's very
nice about the dewey tongue, but the one Elma budd
tooth sticking up.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm going to chew you slow.
Speaker 4: This will take a long time.
Speaker 5: But just in my roots for a thousand year, it'll
feel like ten thousand starlight.
Speaker 6: Okay, the recap, All right, So does everybody feel sufficiently imperiled?
Speaker 5: Well? Yes, all right?
Speaker 6: So, uh, using one of your abilities, you will describe
how you're going to try to survive, incorporating the title
and description of the card into your explanation, and once
you're ready, flip it face down in front of you.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna because I played this game before, I'm going
to exercise my my. Uh, I'm going to pull a
crappy card, but I'm going to draw one off the
top instead, because this is just a bad card and
I don't care. What is that?
Speaker 6: So, so Gibby is making use of the wild card.
At any point. If you're not happy with your options,
discard one of your cards, but you have to immediately
use whatever one you draw. Ah, Gibby, you can pull
that in your hand to get ahead.
Speaker 4: Look, no, I don't. I guess that's sure. Drag it
off the deck and put it into.
Speaker 6: The We trust you, we think you'll you'll keep the
accurate card.
Speaker 4: Right, cool, So yeah, just drag your card and put
it on top of your finger.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I think I got mine in the wrong spots.
Hang on, where did it go?
Speaker 4: That's that's the deck you're just now. You're just pulling
no extra cards off the deck, right, yep?
Speaker 5: Okay, hang on, I had one and I pulled it.
I put it in front of me, and no, it's gone.
Speaker 6: Oh I hope that's not the one Gibby thought he
pulled it random.
Speaker 4: No, I pulled one. I pulled it into my It's
down to my deck.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 6: But if Drew's missing a card, codfell.
Speaker 5: I remember what it said, So I'll just go with that.
Speaker 4: Okay. So I'm a discard my old one, and I'll
put the one I drew into there. So, yep, you're
just taking all the cards.
Speaker 5: I'm taking them out of the discard pile to make
sure I didn't end to accidentally put it in there.
Speaker 1: You're testing the limits of this system.
Speaker 5: Hit to break shit, and clearly I have. I've magiced
a card away nice. All right, So since I died first,
should I go first? Or I periled first? What's the well?
Speaker 6: Go ahead? And oh right, you said you're you're.
Speaker 5: Just gonna remember what I remember the card I play?
Speaker 6: All right, I'll go first. Yeah, so I put you
in peril first. I'll go first to describe time surviving.
But every round it shifts over one. So next round,
give you a to each of those things first. So
dramatic reveal. So I am. I'm about to be Freddy
Krueger ear pierced by a pair of clown one thousands. Luckily, though,
I am wearing the hottest fashion. I'm covered in the
trendiest clothes and latest accessories, making heads turn, jaws drop
at heart stop. One of the trendiest new items in
fashion is these super comfortable like you know, get away
from loud noises ear plugs, like you need some quiet time.
Everything around you is too much, So the densest most
counseling headphons.
Speaker 4: Earphones all the kids are doing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so as the t one thousand fingers extend to
try to spit roast my brain, they just kind of
clink against the tungsten earphones and kind of like cap shield.
I I hear like a little bit of a vibration, but.
Speaker 4: You know, peace remains, like I gave you no peripheral
vision that like these ladies, metallic clowns are just like.
Speaker 1: Even slightly interrupting the podcast you're listening to, which is
ironically a podcast about metallic clowns.
Speaker 6: Well, this characterization is not inaccurate for men.
Speaker 4: It's all right, all right, So that's how you're getting
out of your paril on my turn, So I picked
the random wild cards. So I was standing there trying
to take a whiz on top of a toadstool, because
it's what I always do when I go into the woods,
is merely take a wiz, especially when I'm drinking. And
Steve decided that this thing is now gargling my pee,
heating up my pee, and shooting my pee back towards me.
So I picked a random wild card.
Speaker 5: So I chose, Oh I found my card.
Speaker 4: I'm so glad. Was it mine? Did I grab yours?
Speaker 5: That's what I thought, Yeah, you grabbed my card I
had put out, all.
Speaker 4: Right, So I'll switch here. You can have you can
have that I'll pick. I'll just pick a random one
off the top.
Speaker 6: You're you're hitting that wild card hard well.
Speaker 4: I gave his back, so now I've got.
Speaker 1: Pretty well just to take another man's cut to be fair.
Speaker 4: All right, Thank god, I've got the power of light
manipulation that I'm thinking of right on. The spot. Light manipulation,
as we all know, is much like the green lantern
I have. See this Thne goes to p for me.
I like, use my power of light from this this
enchanted force to bring light down to blind this this
piss spitting toadstools. He spits it in the wrong direction.
It ARC's over there, giving me just enough time to
hop off, put my wien er away, and dance around
to the backside of the woods and going try to
take assessment. Oh god, it's SE's about to eat my tree.
So I'm that's where I'm dad. I have escaped my peril,
blind to the toadstool, hiding in the bushes, watching Steve
about to die.
Speaker 1: It's a good place to be. Yeah, I'll try and
make this as entertaining as possible. All right, Okay, well,
my ability is multiply. I have I'm reading correctly, which
I might not be. You can increase the amount of
something up to a thousand times more than the original amount.
So I would like to take out my cock and
expand it a thousand times bigger than it is in
the hopes of giving this tree lock jaw.
Speaker 5: Now, let's be honest, Steve. Was that all just an
excuse to multiplayer cockpit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm dying with a huge dick.
Speaker 5: They're gonna weep at this fucking funeral.
Speaker 4: Yeah, choke you you want to say, I will choke
you down, tree, But oh god, he's not going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not going to enjoy me.
Speaker 4: Or maybe he is.
Speaker 1: I don't know what his proclivities are. But I've made
things more complicated at the very least.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess choke on It is a very literal
term in this context.
Speaker 6: Like five extra caskets.
Speaker 4: Well done, sir, all and Drew. How are you surviving yours?
Speaker 5: Well, I will utilize the power of pheromones to release.
You know, we have a saying in my family, fight
fire with fire, whiskey with whiskey, and gas with gas.
So there's toxic fumes rolling off of this alien bud plant.
I'm going to release pancea mist from my pores, curing
all poison. It's all toxins, all in all negative status effects.
Speaker 1: Sid bush Wings is high than I am.
Speaker 5: That's right. So now I have avoided death, and I
think technically I've cured my soriatic arthritis.
Speaker 6: I love it nice, all right, So now we vote.
This is going to be a practice round. But for practice,
we'll give a quick recap in preparation for vote. Then
we'll pick up a token when you know who you'd
vote for, and I will say three two one, drop
them and we'll put them all down all the same time.
So for quick recap, I blocked the clan one thousand
spike fingers with my cap shield tongsten.
Speaker 4: Hot slatest fashion earphones. Yeah, ye, I avoided the hot
piss by blinding the the piss spitting toadstool with my
power of light manipulation, and danced and hid into the woods.
Then apparently I'm watching steve giant cock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am also watching my giant cock as hopefully
it chokes this tree into unconsciousness.
Speaker 5: Listen, we're all watching Steve's giant cock, don't or not.
I'm watching it as I emit a pancia gas from
my pores, neutralizing any toxins from the poison plant.
Speaker 7: I was sniffing nice, all right, So three two, one drop.
So toadstools don't have eyes? Give me toadstools don't have eyes?
Speaker 4: Spit hot piss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we are, dru I scientifically explain what you said.
Speaker 5: It opened its eyes, so I take that like a
potato eyes.
Speaker 6: So luckily, Uh, it's a practice round. If this wasn't,
both of us would have died.
Speaker 3: Just now we die.
Speaker 6: This is all kinds of buckers, all right? Uh so
uh this card?
Speaker 5: Do we draw a new ability?
Speaker 4: Now we have? You have this, You have your four
down on the bottom. Now these are the powers can
have left?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, if it was like you rotate through thing.
Speaker 6: No, no, that that is one variant to play where
you have three cards and you you rotate through them.
But we're playing burnable hand. So you get what you
start with and try to work with it as best
you can.
Speaker 4: Now, all right, now, if I'm not mistaken, mister Aaron,
according to the rules, things that you do during one
of the rounds stick with you. You can't use it again.
To save yourself, I e Steve now has a thousand
time size bigger penis. Definitely, he just can't use it
to save himself later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is going to limit my mobility.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, that's a permanent change. Though it's not like
you can use that thousand times multiplayer on something different,
like the active effect has been used cards gone. Change
is permanent.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 6: Does everybody remember what their target was last doing before
we put them in peril?
Speaker 5: Steve was hanging from a fake cigarette box. Yes, oh
I guess No, he was choking a tree to death
as cock.
Speaker 6: Sorry, you're correct, but the targets have shifted. So, Drew,
you've got a new target.
Speaker 4: I am now targeting Drew. Drew, you are now targeting me.
Speaker 5: Okay, So so we're going from the what they were
last doing when they survived, Yes, right post Okay, So
he had put his penis away, No, no, it's choking.
Speaker 4: It could be put mine away. Yeah, took he took
his out. Now someone else's turn to Steve trying to
put his away coiled around his leg.
Speaker 6: I assume I'm rangely inordinate amount of dicks in this?
Uh in this?
Speaker 5: I can't believe you didn't know this was coming all right.
Speaker 4: So yes, being very intended with my target now being Drew. Uh,
he has admitted all this. These are pheromones to stop
the pollen poison, which is great for him.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: These the being in this new force where we're at Givry.
Speaker 6: I wanted to make sure everybody knew what their who
their target was, and what they were last doing. But
everybody should have shared time to to think. And you know,
so once you know what parallel your target would be
in flipped.
Speaker 4: Fine, fine, by the rules. I know what I'm doing
and Drew.
Speaker 5: All right, so do we do like some character action
and stuff to give our targeting people things to work with.
Speaker 6: It flows pretty smoothly, just taking where you last said,
and and they'll they're like generally like a new idea
of peril springs directly from.
Speaker 5: So you're just sort of like tripping from rake to
rake to Risky.
Speaker 6: It's very much like that. Yeah, Okay, Now that being said,
when you're describing how you're surviving your peril, you can
try to carry your character a little, you know, further
in time than just flat out survival. But you don't
have to like go too far because no matter what
you do, you're immediately going to hit that next rake.
Speaker 5: Yeah all right, So now we take a moment to
figure out what we're going to do to our targets.
Oh yes, gotcha.
Speaker 6: All right, so everybody's ready to give you go ahead
with your.
Speaker 4: All right, So I am targeting Drew this time, and he,
like I said, he since he let out about all
that pheromonesa save himself from the killer bud also, but
the pheromones, what they did do was attract a whole
host of horny, cartoonish, enchanted forest rap. They are now
coming out of the woods. They are latching onto Drew
and dragging him deeper into the woods to make sweet
sweet rabbit love till he dies.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: These are cartoonishly, they are enchanted. They are even the
clowns are just metallic clowns are just gonna banging their hands.
Are watching, So he is going to die by lagomorph orgy?
Speaker 1: And how how sexy are these rabbits for the listeners.
Speaker 5: Get their Lola Bunny from space jam, let's just cut
to this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well this is this is like what is a
stupidly cute enchanted for? So you know, use your imagination,
you know, I imagine like they run on all fours,
but they can stand up and then they're you know,
they can ambulate. So let's let's get as you want
them to be.
Speaker 1: Lola Bunny, but she's like twenty years older and got
pretty severe drinking problem. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh well it's not just Lola. I mean you got bugs,
you got a few others. I mean this is like,
these are all of it, you know, this is this
is a whole host whatever you call a horde of
horny rabbits, you know, so.
Speaker 1: A bunch of drunkushed up Yeah. Yeah, well I'm getting
into you know obviously.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, well mean you got to move that
big one thousand pound things, so yeah, I understand. So yeah,
that is Drew's peril, death by horny, stupidly cute rabbits
drugged into the woods. It's your turn, Steve.
Speaker 1: Now I'm still thinking about your tone. All right, okay,
all right, all right, I'm targetting Aaron. All right. The clowns,
their knife attack ricochets off your incredibly expensive and well
chosen earphones, and then they're like, man, wow, that was
those are some great headphones. Why don't we just move
our knife attack three inches down and that is your eminent.
Speaker 6: Peril, well calculated machines.
Speaker 1: God done.
Speaker 5: All right, Drew, all right, Uh givvey. As you hop
off the toadstool and pull up your pants. Uh, you
hear a rumbling from nearby as the toadstool begins to
break forth from the ground and rise up, and you
realize that toadstool was actually just the head of a
massive mushmaker, so named because it's going to flatten you
into literal goo. Is it is very mad that you
did not accept its gift of piss, and it is
it is raising a hands to just slam down and
flatten you into putting.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, that's that's the standard greeting around these parts,
you know, trading boiling fluids in the mouth.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. He basically offended this mushmaker on a deeply
cultural level.
Speaker 4: I mean, I I initiated. It's my fault. I offered
him my piss and he tried to return it, and
I broke his culture.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, he broke the code.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, so.
Speaker 1: We've hope there's an ability cud for apologizing float code.
Speaker 6: You're you're entangled up in the tree being lowered into
a mouth. You just choked it with your thousand times
larger than normal dick. It wasn't expecting such a mouthful,
like it was hoping for something juicy, but that was
that was a bit much. So as it gags, it's
giant barkie cracky teeth. Just clamp down and sheer off
your beloved cock about too and like you know the
diameter this, you're you're about to bleed out instantly, like
all of your blood is just going to drop it
once out of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense, but you know, for the five
seconds I had, that made the entire thing worthwhilelife. Think
it's not a bad way to gorr.
Speaker 6: It's certainly a way I have never heard before. All right,
So pick an ability card once you know how you
are trying to survive, drop it face down front.
Speaker 5: I didn't lose mine this time.
Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna say anything. I'm like, you're a big
man now, you're an adult.
Speaker 6: Now, No if you pull pheromones again, though, there's.
Speaker 5: Card, the duplication card card.
Speaker 6: That's fair, all right, So giddy, you're first.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: So it chanted forrest giant mushroom mush monster coming out
of the ground, and he's standing up man, he's got
a big like, he's got a mushroom body, mushroom head.
You can't not think of a giant dick. I'm like,
it's weirdly enough that Steve's about to have his giant
dig bit off and I'm about to be killed. But
it looks like a giant walking dick. So using my
power of summon creatures which I can summon up to,
I believe it's an elephant, a single creature, allied creature,
no longer than elephant who aid me. Well, we are
in a stupishly cute, cartoon enchanted forest, so why not
some in a stupidly cute cartoonish elephant come barreling out
of the Uh the forest comes running in, slams into
the creature, pushes him off the side, thus saving me,
and he salutes me with his with his trunk. Meanwhile,
I will try tiptoe further into the woods. There's got
to be some like cartoon cast like an hide in.
So yeah, then, thus dodging the metallic clowns that inhabit
these woods.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, Yeah, I mean we deduced it. Just
because something's cute doesn't mean it's not dangerous. I'm using
modular body, where I can swap out your body parts
for things around you. So I'd like to replace my
tremendous penis with a metallic clown.
Speaker 6: I assume that you also inherit the liquid metal aspect
of just.
Speaker 4: As Dick is not trying to kill him like this,
I just but the murder finger.
Speaker 1: Well, I assume the clowns now knows that we're in
this together.
Speaker 5: It's a team effort, now, motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Now, mister clown, yeah, we can work.
Speaker 1: We can work out the particulars later on, but right
into this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fantastic Drew Art fans out there, need I need
some fan out of this now?
Speaker 5: All right? Well, I was waiting until we got a
establishing shot of what the Sunshine situation was like, but
since Ghippe was kind enough to mention they were dragging
me off into the shadowy woods. I will wait until
the vampires. Until the bunnies have pulled me into the shade,
to activate my vampirism card. Nice point, I will turn
into fog, but I will also float up above them and.
Speaker 6: Begin to dominate their minds.
Speaker 5: Because they are small rodents, which means I can fucking
control them. So my command, my overtaking of the enchanted forest,
has now begun.
Speaker 1: This is gonna sign unlikely trigger. But this is exactly
what I expected you.
Speaker 6: I feel like your character's goals may have shifted a
bit from just score.
Speaker 5: Well. I came in to get some weed. The four
started it.
Speaker 1: Now he's got a bunch of guys that can go
find weed for her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now I've got a gang to finish it.
Speaker 6: Stanky stuff that.
Speaker 4: Like how you're using your Cabar character from the Dicey
Bassard's plug plug because he too likes to talk to
animals and like make them do things he wants them
to do. So well done, sir.
Speaker 5: He's more of a nice guy about it. This is
vampire ism, baby. These things work for me.
Speaker 4: Now, Vampire Trew is not nice, all right?
Speaker 6: All right, So I've got a clown one thousand on
each side of me. They adjusted the uh, the vertical
distance to try to approach fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was nothing wrong with their attack. It was
just misfortunate fashion choices.
Speaker 6: It works like, there's clearly his bad spot. So luckily though,
I am also a clown master of amusing, yet some
how deeply unsettling performances while wearing colorful and disproportionate clothing.
I finally noticed the two t one thousands after they
tickle my earbuds a little bit. Uh, and I look
to the sides. I see them. I see them shift down,
and I go and I shift down too, ouraging the gap. Yeah,
that's it, you know what. I'll also just reach out
and go honk kunk on their nose, hank their balls.
Speaker 1: However it is clown say hello, what don't exactly I'd love.
Speaker 6: To think, so I hunk their noses, but then my
hands go off camera and you hear some jingle bells.
All right, I like that, all right, so.
Speaker 4: Quickly recap. I have what did I do? I saw
I jump into a giant elephant to smash into the
mushroom headed thing trying to smush me down to save
me and my uh my beloved cartoon jumbo friend who's
loyal to me has come to save my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I am yes, swept out my dike for
a metallic clown.
Speaker 5: I turned into vampire missed, and then dominated the minds
of my former kidnappers.
Speaker 6: And I, uh making use of That's just like it.
Speaker 5: All right, So we pick up our tokens once vote.
Speaker 6: For grab your tokens once everybody has token.
Speaker 4: Don't on there yet.
Speaker 6: To one drop them. So here's where I would ask,
what went wrong?
Speaker 1: Well, the reason I voted for you, it's because.
Speaker 4: You don't have to explain.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't have to justify your votes in this game,
pure personal opinion. If you feel like if you.
Speaker 4: Kind of the fun of it, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I just fecauseyes, motherfucker you. It doesn't I mean, another
clown doesn't want to kill you.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, a real cloud fuck gross killed.
Speaker 1: It's not even made. What is this horrible parody?
Speaker 4: It's a flesh version of us. It's like a transformer salt,
a flesh former like, oh.
Speaker 5: Jesus, let's not use the word flesh former.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they'd never stop kicking it.
Speaker 6: So, yeah, what went wrong? So I flesh for there
is I am like some monstrosity that has somehow walked
into their worlds, like an abomination that needs to be
put down. I I shortened down and try to look
at them like they're my friends, and I honk their
noses and as I reached down to jingle their bells
in a rage. They they're the noses that I honked
spear out like Pinocchio, and just like and then like
even from other bushes and other clowns in the area,
just like spikes, like a reverse urchin from all across
the forest.
Speaker 1: It's whole forest full of metallic clowns. Is like a clown.
Speaker 3: Oh no, gross, all right, So yeah, that is my death.
Speaker 6: Oh that's what I did. I hit the death button
and everything works like it's supposed to.
Speaker 5: The right.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Now, as another part of the escalation phase, all
dead players get to make the overall situation somehow in
worse in general, this can't target a specific player. It's
just something that other players can then utilize or take
advantage of him later on. So the the word of
overtaking the forest to to honor their new vampire overlord
has spread. Now all of the forest animals are actively
like running out and turning against the clown one thousands.
They're just they're just everywhere in a swarm trying to
enact his will.
Speaker 4: All right. So the clown one thousands came into this
chan fours and they're rising up against their propressors, and
Drew is somehow like like Drew Goevera and he is
like vampire Drew Goovera.
Speaker 5: All right, I just can't go somewhere and not start
a wave of blood. It kind of seems just.
Speaker 1: A bunch of robot clowns and sexy anthropomorphic flowers. People.
It was always going to end up like this.
Speaker 6: Ah, yeah, tale as old as time, Yeah, is going
to be glorious.
Speaker 4: All right, Steve, I'm.
Speaker 5: Sure that Faine arts somewhere of Lola Bani fighting the
T two thousand or the T one thousands.
Speaker 1: Well, if not, there's going to be as soon as
I finished this.
Speaker 4: Podcast, all right, Steve, if you're up for sir.
Speaker 1: All right, So you summoned an elephant, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: He's loyal to me. He remains loyal to me.
Speaker 1: Was that specified in the Summoning God? Loyal?
Speaker 4: It's right there, Summer creature. What does that say? You
remember the I can't use him anymore? But he's allied
to me? Well some of them and an allied creature.
Speaker 1: Single allied creature.
Speaker 5: Become enemy yeah.
Speaker 4: Jumbo against me is.
Speaker 1: He's allied to the communist stake. Okay, and uh, once
he figures out you're a capitalist, he needs to basically
stomp you into the ground so you can feed the
f Okay. Yeah, you didn't count on his being a
commie elephant, did you.
Speaker 4: I did not. He was a pink e elephant. So
that's that sucks for me. Okay. So he's he's going like,
is he gonna sit on me like buttle first or
is he just gonna stop me this foot?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, you heard your suggestion. He's like, no, I'm gonna
I'm gonna stop you in my Okay, don't get out
over that easily capitalist deviant.
Speaker 4: Okay. Uh because I've got Drew again. I mean, I
know I'm clicking, so I gotta click it over. So
I'm just going Okay, so I got Drew.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean we kind of skipped over like
giving everybody prep time. Gibby, are you guys ready?
Speaker 5: I am. I've got Steve right, Yeah, Okay, I know
what I'm doing for Steve.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what I'm doing. So with Drew. Thanks
to this now, because of the escalation that Aaron added
to the forest, with all the animals coming to life
and coming out rising against the metallic clowns, metallic clowns
are obviously poping up out of the gard like, oh crap,
they were hiding the entire time. They weren't ready for this.
More mushrooms are standing up like that. But also a
lot of the birds are taking flight. A lot of
the birds are taking flight, and it's causing the branches
of the trees move, which is causing sunlight to come in.
Uh and vampire missed drew up there. It's not doing well.
In fact, he's got about two seconds before he is
vampire dead because the sunlight, because all the bushes and
trees are like moving around. So, yes, you are now
still susceptible to vamporism because that's what you activated. So yeah, good.
Speaker 5: Old fashions don't vanish at the end of the round.
Speaker 4: Well, the cards vanished with the effects stay.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you're still you still have your vampire thing
for the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Like right now, Steve has a clown penis.
Speaker 5: You know. Okay, I got you.
Speaker 4: He's got a middle clown penis. Okay, now you don't
get The only thing is that you don't get to
use vampire powers to save you later. That power is done.
The effects stays, if that makes sense.
Speaker 6: Think of it like a cool down. So you are
a vampire. But you're not going to be able to
like unmissed yourself or you know, mind control somebody actively
in a future round.
Speaker 5: Gotcha. Wait, you can't unmissed yourself.
Speaker 6: That's how you left yourself.
Speaker 5: Okay, good to know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, Like there are there are cards out there,
like with shape changing and things like that, So if
you had that, you could turn use the shape changing
to change back into something else, like if you if
you use a power to turn into like a honey
badger and fight something, but you didn't, and then now
you're a honey badger going forward.
Speaker 5: Gotcha.
Speaker 4: So so yeah, yeah, the sunlight coming in and Drew
stuck his mist and he's going to die a vampire
hot death from the sun. That's mine. That's it. That's
your peril, sir.
Speaker 5: All right, Uh, Steve, your clown penis is not attacking you.
That feels too easy, really, but it is screaming for help.
It is not happy at all about the current situation.
And the other roboclowns see their ally in distress, and
they begin rushing over, pulling you free from the trees,
grasp kind of kind of drowning it out in liquid
metal to get you free and for a moment, for
a moment, you're like, oh right, hey, this is this
is pretty rad. And then and then they start to
really pull because they're grabbing hold of the clown. They're
grabbing its arms, and they're grabbing you and they are
just trying to yank you two apart. And I'm gonna
I'm gonna say, but I think having a former thousand
foot penis that turned into a metal clown ripped from
your tour, so is that's gonna be a lot of blood? Yeah,
put it mildly.
Speaker 1: I think I might have backed the wrong side in
the clown forest Wars. I don't think the sexy rabbits
would be treating me like this if one of them
was my penis. Oh well, we live in lone or.
Speaker 5: Die, all right, all right?
Speaker 6: So yeah, once you know which ability you'd use to survive,
put it face down in front of you.
Speaker 5: Okay, good, it flipped over for me. There we go.
Speaker 6: All right, So steve your first again, how are you surviving?
Speaker 1: Okay, thinking quickly, I use my amazing shaped size changing ability.
Now I can shrink something down a thousand times, So
I'm going to not my penis this time. But me,
my clown penis sure remain the same size while I
shrink to the size of a flea and become nestled
safely in the buttocks of a metallic clown.
Speaker 6: For you to have both these cards, this must seem
like a very.
Speaker 4: But your penis okay, so.
Speaker 5: Attached, I get it. So he's still on the clown.
He's just jammed up in its in its butt cracked
so small that no one can find him.
Speaker 4: But the clown dick is still a full sized clown
dick sticking off of this flea.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, we're still attached. Yeah, but like in the
same way it don't with a fleet to it. If
a parasite is attached to you don't necessarily know it's there. Right,
I'm just going to be very still, not irritating him
at all.
Speaker 5: All right, I am going to take advantage of the
shade I have left and utilize acoustic manipulation to create
a sonic blasts that create a series of tunnels throughout
the dirt below, and I will flow my fog form
down into my little artificial tunnel structure away from the dirty,
dirty sunlight, so now I can spread out throughout the
forest as needed, giving orders to my minions to continue
enacting my vengeance.
Speaker 4: Damn, that's way cooler than mine. Okay, So I've got
a my my own, my own elephant, who has now
informedly unfortunately joined the RelA Revolution has decided to turn
against me because I might not be metallic clown, but
I am definitely just not one of the cartoon of
cute animal folks. So he's going to crush me. I'm
going to use my power of uh animate objects uh
I can bring and name it things to life to amy. So,
empowered by the idea of like a fantaser or something
like that, I raise my hands and all the boulders
and rocks stand up as our to dance to my tune,
crushing the elephant, unfortunately smashing him, beating him to the ground,
thus saving me and giving me enough cover to run
the fuck away.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 5: So now we recap.
Speaker 1: I'll teach you, you filthy socialist.
Speaker 4: So yes, recap, Steve, what are you doing.
Speaker 1: Shrinking down to the size of a flea so that
my penis appears to be free of me? Just another
metallic clown in a circle of confused metallic clowns.
Speaker 5: I am creating sonic blasts, using acoustic manipulation to tunnel
down into the dirt, away from the sunlight, and spread
out my fog form throughout the forest so that I
am hopefully harder to find and able to order my
army around.
Speaker 4: And I am using a uh animate objects to some
of the rocks and the boulders to smash this elephant,
break his legs, beat him down for daring to rise
up against me, while I run away like a brave,
brave capitalist.
Speaker 1: So yeah, how do you kill an elephant? One rock
at a time?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 6: All right? So three two, one drop. So again, I
think there were some extra tokens left on Gibbies. But
still Jesus changed.
Speaker 4: The five five out of three people.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was a great believe. But you did
just a budget an elephant to death?
Speaker 5: I think, I just I think, I you know, a
budget elephant that you were standing right under to death.
Speaker 4: That that's fair to death. That's I should have I
should have made a shield or a dome, but I didn't,
so foolish, foolish, met what happened?
Speaker 1: Just killed Dumbo's month.
Speaker 4: It's my yeah, so this is my death, and here's
what went wrong. I some of these rocks and everything
like that, like like like I think I'm some kind
of like druid or some cool ship. Unfortunately, like they
kind of just out of the earth and just fell
over on top of me as the elephant sitting down.
So it's just and the elephant's style, just sitting there
with my blood and paste slowly oozing out into the earth,
possibly feeding Drew goddily those I only regret that this
was the last Authors and Dragons con that we stumbled into,
and now I died a horrible death of cartoon animals.
Speaker 1: So that the way it's always going to end. Yeah,
it was to say the situation we're in now, Yeah
we survived, but Drew is a mist hiding underground and
I am a flea on a clown's ass. Yeah, so
this isn't a great starting position. Well perspective, I.
Speaker 5: Guess Gibby gets to escalate.
Speaker 4: Yep, yep, all right, So metallic clowns, they ain't gonna
take this line down. You know, they've been sick of
these cartoon animals, and the one thing metallic clowns are
really good at is defending themselves against fleshy things. So
the Cala clowns start like teinged team to teen teen
teams start marketing, scraping their fingers, and there's long bladed
or scissor hands together creating sparks, lots of sparks, and
the water forest full of a lot of dead firewood.
The forest is now on fucking fire. Everything is burning.
It is it is a conflagration. And uh so yeah,
so now now you have all the metallic clowns, you
have the war against the the the metallic clowns, the animals,
and now everything's also on fire, because how else are
you gonna escalate something like this with a good old
fashioned forest fire? Fuck you, Smokey the bear.
Speaker 6: So only two people. It's pretty obvious who your targets are.
Flip your your card when you're ready with their peril,
blink ready and now drew your first out.
Speaker 5: All right, Uh Steve, for a few minutes you think
you might have gotten away scott free. Uh you know,
you're you're riding along in the ass crack of a
metal clown. You start to smell smoke, and the clown
starts to get warmer, and that that definitely has your concern.
But but that you know, that doesn't prove to be.
The problem is a few minutes later, you find yourself
looking up at what appears to be like a gent
glass eye of a metal clown staring down at you.
And one of the clowns has shape shifted its limbs
into a series of very invasive looking tools, and you
realize that you know, you are still wedged right in
this robot clown's ass, causing it a lot of annoyance
and discomfort. And oh god, it's it's gone to a
roboclown proctologist who is about to drill you straight to hell.
Speaker 1: This was always a risk. I don't fallow is logic.
You know, you got a sudden growth down there, get
it checked out. That's okay, This could end badly, all right, Drew,
you're just smoking the ground. What can you possibly You're
in a tunnel in the ground. Your smoke it's heating up.
I think you're probably just gonna carry on expanding until
you explode. I mean that's probably what happened, until you
turn into a Drew volcano, which will spu your acid
ashes up into the atmosphere where the sunlight will kill you.
Speaker 5: Well, the heat is causing my mist form to expand
at a dangerous pace. Is that what we're going with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to get a.
Speaker 4: Volcanic eruption forcing drew up into the sun.
Speaker 5: Then yes, yes, I will explode out, gotcha? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? All right, and so we pick one of
our superability cuts.
Speaker 6: And we're not happy with your ability choices. You can
grab wild card.
Speaker 1: I've got this the cuts.
Speaker 5: That's what I want for this.
Speaker 6: One, all right, Drue, how are you surviving?
Speaker 5: All right? Although there is fire all around, that means
it is abundance. It's covering the whole forest, and you
know that makes it actually quite the handy element to
youutilize when I utilize my transmuting touch and turn all
of the fire into one uniform substance, in this case
liquid nitrogen, not only rapidly cooling the formerly heating up ground,
but also dousing every single metallic clown in a massive
amount of thermal shock, going from very hot to very
cold in what will hopefully be an explosive outcome.
Speaker 1: Nice hooray for science. All right, I'm using the power
of prehensile hair. I don't have any hair on my head,
but it doesn't say which hair, so all of my
body has of various size will shoot out and basically
burrow into this metallic clown and control him like a puppet,
and then I will make my escape. I am now
the clown puppet.
Speaker 4: You're gonna ratitude this clown with your with your with.
Speaker 1: Your Yeah, he doesn't like it to he's like, help
be protologists, Like he seems fine, he seems very healthy.
Speaker 6: Active.
Speaker 5: Ron. That's that's nothing. Run of a man with a
with a bad butthole.
Speaker 1: No, so it's an excellent aintal hel you.
Speaker 6: You both are welcome to do another quick recap to
try to justify why you should survive over the other person.
Speaker 5: I think with two we were pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going to come down to the deadies, I guess, yeah.
Speaker 4: Because you guys are obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, which is just the dead people vote
in this.
Speaker 5: Then yeah yeah, probably fair enough.
Speaker 4: That way will be like ninety two to three or
something like that. So, however, many of these tokens are
floating around, So.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, so three two one drop?
Speaker 5: Oh with both die.
Speaker 6: So him in peril. There are games where nobody wins.
Speaker 1: Did the best games? Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh, Drew, Steve, what went wrong?
Speaker 1: I think like, my plan was great, but then everything
fucking exploded.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess let's just say that me causing a
massive thermal shock to the ground, the clowns and every
single animal in the forest probably did enough damage to
the dirt that I still got sunlight blasted and Steve
was let's just say I wiped the forest.
Speaker 1: Yeah that move. Everything died.
Speaker 5: Yeah, listen, we didn't win, but but they damn sure
didn't either.
Speaker 1: As long as nobody learned nothing, this is exactly where
I need it to be.
Speaker 5: I'll take a pyrrhic victory over a loss.
Speaker 4: So it's four alcoholic white guys walked in the forest
and destroyed it. I think we did our duty.
Speaker 5: Thanks clown Terminator Truman Vadig. We died heroes.
Speaker 4: I died a hero, squitched on an elephants asshole. So
I was just lying there and give me pist. We
were in a forest. I thought, you that's what you're
supposed to do, right, big man, You take a piss
in the forest.
Speaker 1: Yet, I hope the listeners at home have led a
valuable lesson.
Speaker 6: Indeed, Gibby has the history of trying to, uh what,
raise environmental resources and use them for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I keep playing the same. When I do
play this game, I have this one returning character who
is just this He's the basically the evil lawyer in
Jurassic Park who didn't but he didn't get eaten by
the by the Raptor or the tran of Source. So yeah,
I keep trying to exploit I'm like an evil John Hammond.
So yeah, nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So that that was the game.
Speaker 5: Really fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really enjoyed that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had a blast playing this, like you know,
so like I when I got a chance to play
it before, way back in when of the a D
cons was so much fun. One of my claim to
Fames was like, okay, so yeah I got I gotta
beat Genteman. It was great and I held it over
him for years. So every time we saw each other
at another convention, it was like, oh, hey, remember the
time I beat you. You've never beaten me, and I'm
undefeated at all times at this game. Yeah, the game
that you've never lost to. That feels good for me,
and I'm going over here. Yeah yeah, Like take your
millions of dollars, Denimen and suck it because I beat you.
You know, that's all I got so that's my anecdote.
Speaker 1: Well, I haven't been at this game yet, so excuse me.
Some of the work to woods, right.
Speaker 6: I appreciate you guys playing this has been a lot
of fun. There is a classic kind of ending that
I try to put on the end of any of
any of my games. Just remember, no matter how bad
things might get out there, at least you're not trying
to stop a flound one thousand invasion through a mysteriously
left unlocked closet.
Speaker 4: That's that's word from wisdom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something we can old take time with us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh so on behalf of Drew Hayes, Steve Weather,
On myself, MK Gibson, and Aaron Landowitz. Thank you all
for very much for being on this side quest. Be
sure to check out this game when it comes to Kickstarter,
Follow them at Creerharder dot com, follow them on a
Facebook on cred Harder, look for the game coming out,
and be part of this Be part of this game
so you can have in your hands and play with
your friends. Thanks again for everybody for playing, and we'll
see you all next time. Bye, everybody.
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as credit is given to those who created it, which
is us people. You just started to play the game
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