WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:07.000 Today is Wednesday, February fifth, twenty twenty five. Welcome to 2 00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:09.119 the Minnesota Goodbye. A little date stamp. I don't know 3 00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:13.839 why I do it. I'm really really sure. Let's get 4 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:16.920 into the emails on the Minnesota Goodbye and see what 5 00:00:17.120 --> 00:00:20.559 is on your mind. Let me have a little trouble 6 00:00:20.559 --> 00:00:23.359 open up the correct file. Okay, here we go. First, 7 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:27.760 one random question. What is a completely garbage food or 8 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:31.079 meal that you can't help but love for me? Kristen says, 9 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:34.399 it's a full stuffed crust cheese pizza pizza from Pizza Hut. 10 00:00:34.399 --> 00:00:37.159 It's so greasy and salty and fatty, but so good. 11 00:00:37.960 --> 00:00:40.759 I would say, yeah. I would say a Papa Murphy's 12 00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:44.359 stuff crust pizza or Buffalo Wild wings because Buffalo Wild 13 00:00:44.399 --> 00:00:47.359 Wings I can't You wouldn't believe how many I can eat. 14 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:51.000 It's so disgusting, but they're so good. Sauce do you 15 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:53.960 get a buffalo I'd say spicy garlic and medium is 16 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:56.560 my go to? Yeah? What about you? Asian Zing love 17 00:00:56.560 --> 00:00:57.799 Asian Zsanzing is. 18 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.719 So good, but I do like spicy garlic. That one 19 00:00:59.759 --> 00:01:00.560 is good. 20 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:04.280 Staple, Jenny, I'll go away from fast food or restaurants 21 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:05.920 and just say Kraft mac and cheese. 22 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:07.159 Okay, as simple as that. 23 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:12.359 Yeah, yeah, chow Maine actually looks like vomit, but tastes 24 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:14.400 so good and it can't be good for you. 25 00:01:14.480 --> 00:01:17.280 We just have it out of a can La Choi Chinese. 26 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:21.719 What's it called again, chow main Maine. Yeah, when I 27 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:24.000 was a kid, because you would the can, the bottom 28 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:26.200 part of the can. There was two cans taped together. 29 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:29.040 The bottom can would be the chow main and then 30 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:30.840 the top part would be the crispy noodles. 31 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:31.319 Oh. 32 00:01:31.400 --> 00:01:33.079 I was over at friend's house one time and they 33 00:01:33.079 --> 00:01:36.840 were having this. Now, I'll never forget. It was probably fifteen. 34 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:39.400 I'm over at Mike's house and he's got a family 35 00:01:39.439 --> 00:01:41.200 with two sisters and mom and dad, and they had 36 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:44.159 me over for dinner. H and it was it was 37 00:01:44.159 --> 00:01:46.640 so stupid. I'll never forget. It still makes me feel 38 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:50.359 embarrassed to this day. So they're passing around the chow 39 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:53.120 main and whatever, and then there's the noodles in the 40 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:57.159 cane on the top, the crisp noodles. Mike, my friend 41 00:01:57.159 --> 00:01:59.719 takes him out with his fingers and his dad said, God, 42 00:02:00.079 --> 00:02:03.920 I don't take them out of your dirty fingers, so 43 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.040 they passed them to me, and I didn't know what 44 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:09.759 to do, so I took him out with my dirty 45 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:13.280 fingers and his dad didn't say anything because I was 46 00:02:13.319 --> 00:02:16.039 a guest, but I remember thinking, what a claw hopper 47 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:19.039 of a kid with no social grace. I could have 48 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:21.840 sprinkled them on or or said can I get a 49 00:02:21.879 --> 00:02:25.560 spoon or laughed about it or something, but instead, like 50 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:29.680 a dumb fuck little kid, I didn't know what to do, 51 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:31.520 and I just took him out with my fingers. 52 00:02:31.560 --> 00:02:35.080 But you've also never experienced them before, so like, I 53 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:37.439 totally get where you're coming from, Like, well, okay, he's 54 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:38.800 going to take them out with his fingers, so now 55 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:39.360 I've seen that. 56 00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:41.319 But his dad just got Dad just scored. 57 00:02:41.639 --> 00:02:44.639 But then, so I don't know. I would be like, well, 58 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:47.639 I don't know what else to do, so I report 59 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:49.560 my friend no silverware on the table. 60 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:51.400 I don't. I'm sure there was, and I don't. I 61 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:53.439 mean I could have tried to sprinkle them, yeah. 62 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:57.039 Just like dipped it or tipped it to the side, yeah. 63 00:02:56.599 --> 00:02:59.599 And sprinkle them. And but I did exactly what Mike 64 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:02.639 got golded for. And I still feel a little bit 65 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:05.319 embarrassed about it to this day, and it was a 66 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:05.960 long time ago. 67 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:07.560 Try to forgive yourself for this time. 68 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:10.520 I do know that your friend or his family are 69 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:12.879 thinking about the that moment to this day. 70 00:03:13.039 --> 00:03:15.520 No, well, his dad's dead, so he's certainly still thinking 71 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:17.319 about it. And Mike was He was a kind of 72 00:03:17.319 --> 00:03:19.000 a friend that forgave me for everything. Mike was a 73 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:20.400 really good friend. I'm still friends with Mike. 74 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:24.479 Yea, my sister wants some burped at dinner with our 75 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:28.000 neighbor's family and her dad was like, oh, we don't 76 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:30.800 do that in our household. And my sister got so 77 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:33.879 embarrassed because like we would at my table, like you 78 00:03:33.919 --> 00:03:36.240 would burp and then you'd be like did you hear that? 79 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:38.840 And it would just be like a funny joke. So 80 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:41.680 she worked at dinner with a different family and it 81 00:03:41.800 --> 00:03:43.319 was not said we didn't do that. 82 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:43.840 Who did that? 83 00:03:44.199 --> 00:03:44.680 My sister? 84 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:47.479 Oh, So I think about that all the time because 85 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:48.639 that was awkward. 86 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:50.639 Yeah, we did not burp in my family. We did 87 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:53.840 not burp or fart. I mean it just like around 88 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:59.039 like me and my brother. Sure whatever, let's see here. 89 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:03.319 Quick question for Bailey. I'm wanting to get tickets to 90 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:05.120 Beauty and the Beast at the Orphium for my mom 91 00:04:05.120 --> 00:04:07.439 and I am finding tickets on various sites with prices 92 00:04:07.479 --> 00:04:11.280 going from eighty to four hundred dollars. Is this the 93 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:13.719 new going rate for these type of productions? Where does 94 00:04:13.719 --> 00:04:16.199 Bailey get her tickets for the bigger productions? Is balcony 95 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:19.040 seat to get the Orphium worth the money? Thanks for 96 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:22.360 being the first podcast on my after work podcast Rotation. 97 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.879 Love the show, Olivia. Thank you, Olivia. That's very kind. 98 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:27.879 Go straight from their real like their actual website. So 99 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:30.560 go to Hennepin Arts that's the company that runs all 100 00:04:30.600 --> 00:04:34.199 of the theaters downtown, and go through the Hennepin Arts 101 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:36.680 website because then it'll take you to like the official 102 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:38.600 ticket master site. I don't want you to get like 103 00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:41.319 tickets off of some you know, shady website and then 104 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:42.319 have them not be real. 105 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:43.560 Oh yeah, so. 106 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:46.720 Go directly from the website. Yes, balcony is great. I 107 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:49.120 always get my tickets on the very end of the row, 108 00:04:49.279 --> 00:04:52.040 closer to the front. And it says that there is 109 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:56.279 like limited view or obstructed view, but it's not obstructed. 110 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:58.839 You can see. If it says anywhere that it's an 111 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:02.839 obstructed view. It's not just get those tickets, they're always cheaper, 112 00:05:03.079 --> 00:05:04.399 but go directly from the website. 113 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:09.920 Okay, good advice. Here's one from Kylie. Is there a 114 00:05:09.959 --> 00:05:12.160 reason why you guys choose to endorse or partner with, 115 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:14.639 or advertise for certain companies? Do you get benefits or 116 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:17.639 perks from it? Like does Bailey get discounts from Sonobello 117 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:19.959 or does Jenny get discounts on gas? Or does Dave 118 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:23.040 get a discounted Snap membership? Are you required to advertise 119 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:26.000 for a certain amount of categories like education, retail, local business, 120 00:05:26.040 --> 00:05:29.720 gas stations, et cetera. That's basically I'll be as transparent 121 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:32.199 as I possibly can. It's called an endorsement, and a 122 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:33.959 company will look at somebody like Jenny and go, oh, 123 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:38.720 Jenny would be perfect for this business, or Bailey would 124 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:40.600 be perfect for this, or Dave would be perfect for this, 125 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:43.680 and they go, I would like Dave to advertise Snap 126 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:47.000 Fitness because right now, you know, Jenny and I both 127 00:05:47.079 --> 00:05:49.959 work out, but Snapfit this is like, oh, Dave's working 128 00:05:49.959 --> 00:05:52.040 out like a fiend, and he's like, you know, very 129 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:54.959 active in Pike's Peak, and there's a story to tell. 130 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:57.720 So Dave would be perfect for this one, and they 131 00:05:57.720 --> 00:06:01.199 give me, I mean, a free membership, and because you 132 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:03.399 know that's kind of my payment is I get a 133 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:06.480 free membership as far as like other ones, you know, 134 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:10.600 we get paid. But just because that's the business we're in. 135 00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:14.000 We don't sell shoes, we don't make widgets, we don't 136 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:18.399 deliver cupcakes. This is what we do, so people figure 137 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:20.480 that it's worth it. Because I have always said DJs 138 00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:25.319 are the original influencers. But I will also say none 139 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:30.279 of us ethically advertise anything that we don't use or 140 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:33.560 don't believe in. I believe in Snap Fitness. I love 141 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:37.920 Snap Fitness. Zero res is I use zero Res long 142 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:41.879 before I even advertise zero Res. And people really trust 143 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:44.160 me on zero res because they know they hear the 144 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:48.319 stories when I talk about zero res and the pitdling 145 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:51.279 that Josie does around the house and the spots and 146 00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:53.519 the stains and things like that. And I remember one 147 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:56.759 time was zero res. It's funny. I love telling the story. 148 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:58.319 I spilled something on the carpet. I think it might 149 00:06:58.319 --> 00:07:00.800 have been chili, so I scrubbed it clean, and now 150 00:07:00.839 --> 00:07:03.120 I had a clean circle in the middle of my carpet, 151 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:05.800 and it was like, Oh, that carpet's dirty, and Zero 152 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:08.040 Res will show you the crap they sucked out of 153 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:10.959 your carpet. You're like, damn, that really needed it. So 154 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:14.639 I love zero Res, Lovelivia, love Treasure Island. So it's 155 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:18.279 true that, yeah, while they do imbursus imburs isn't the 156 00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:22.720 right word reimburse or compensate. Maybe, yeah, but we do 157 00:07:22.800 --> 00:07:24.079 believe in all the products we sell. 158 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:27.920 A show I drive a Mazda and I work with 159 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:31.519 Walls or Mazda, love them, love Mazdas, highly recommend getting one. 160 00:07:31.519 --> 00:07:34.319 But yeah, it's always we get a choice of if 161 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:36.120 we want to work with someone or not, if we 162 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:39.360 choose based on who we think is best for us, 163 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:41.680 if we're using the products, if we believe in the company, 164 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:42.199 whatever it is. 165 00:07:42.279 --> 00:07:44.560 There's one floorist that I won't advertise anymore because I 166 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:47.240 got too many complaints that the flowers arrived dead or 167 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:49.279 not in very good shape. So I won't. I won't 168 00:07:49.279 --> 00:07:53.040 advertise them anymore because I will not have somebody who's, 169 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:56.600 you know, making little money, spend money on a bouquet 170 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:59.360 of flowers that arrives dead. I can't do that. I 171 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:01.480 just can't do that. The one that I turned down 172 00:08:01.639 --> 00:08:04.920 years ago was a bald cream where it would restore 173 00:08:04.959 --> 00:08:07.519 your hair if you were a bald guy. And listen, 174 00:08:07.680 --> 00:08:10.160 I know that shit doesn't work, so I won't do it. 175 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:14.959 So there is some integrity there. Good question, Kylie. And 176 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:19.079 here's one, don't stay a name. Good morning morning show Family. 177 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:23.480 I've been binge listening past episodes, and I've come across 178 00:08:23.519 --> 00:08:26.040 one from last winter where Sarah wrote in to talk 179 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:28.480 about blowing her nose in the shower. She blows it 180 00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:30.560 in her hand and then runs the shower over it. 181 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:33.279 I'm wondering that she wondered if it's normal. I'm ready 182 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:35.200 to say I don't blow my nose in my hands 183 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:37.240 in the shower. I do plug one nostril at a 184 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:40.200 time and let out of powerful farmers blow growth. I 185 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:41.879 also do this when I'm washing my face in the 186 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:43.679 morning in the sink. The stream for the steam from 187 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:46.399 the hot water loosens up mucus, allowing you to expel 188 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:48.840 it much easier. You don't get a sore, red nose 189 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:50.799 from numerous tissues. And I find out that I'm able 190 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:54.360 to clear my sinuses when I do this, causing illnesses 191 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:59.600 to resolve faster, and I think it helped present, prevent illness, etc. 192 00:09:00.279 --> 00:09:02.679 I swear by doing this and recommend it to all, 193 00:09:02.840 --> 00:09:06.360 not only to mention there's a lot less tissue waste. 194 00:09:06.919 --> 00:09:09.600 That's good point. As far as peeing in the shower, 195 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:11.360 I usually pee before I get in the shower, I'm 196 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:13.840 a woman. But on rare occasions when I forget, I 197 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:16.200 may let it dribble in the shower. But I certainly 198 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:19.279 don't sit down like Jenny said she does. I just 199 00:09:19.320 --> 00:09:21.399 do a slight bend to the knees and spread the 200 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:22.679 legs and let it go. 201 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:25.879 That's the thing with the snot. 202 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:29.519 My mom has always said, like with any snot, if 203 00:09:29.519 --> 00:09:31.600 you have like drainage at all, she says, better out 204 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:35.000 than in. So if you can feel like mucus drainage 205 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:37.399 in the back of your throat, cough it out, because 206 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:39.240 if you keep ingesting it, you're not going to get 207 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:42.879 any better. So just throw it out somehow. And so 208 00:09:43.000 --> 00:09:45.600 I do that anytime second, Like so. 209 00:09:45.639 --> 00:09:47.840 Gross, I do the morning thing, she said, though she 210 00:09:47.919 --> 00:09:49.440 kind of like clears out her nose in the morning 211 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:50.919 when she's like washing her face and stuff. 212 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:52.759 I'll do that if I feel like suffy. 213 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:58.360 Okay, brings me to another topic, chick's peeing while standing up. 214 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:02.639 I was once in Brazil, wonderful trip during carnival, and 215 00:10:02.679 --> 00:10:04.879 there was not enough bathrooms during the celebration, so you 216 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:07.639 just wander off and pea somewhere. I was with a 217 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:10.759 group of my roommates, which were other volunteers from all 218 00:10:10.840 --> 00:10:12.679 over the world, and we went off in the park 219 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:14.840 to pee by a tree. As I squat down to pee, 220 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:16.200 I look over and one of the girls, who was 221 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:19.320 standing just feet away from me, she straight up pulls 222 00:10:19.320 --> 00:10:22.799 down her pants while standing, leans her pelvis forward, spreads 223 00:10:22.799 --> 00:10:26.320 her labia, and then let it go like a fire hydrant. 224 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:29.799 I was absolutely baffled. She was from Europe, and maybe 225 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:32.360 that's a thing. There no judgment. I just never seen 226 00:10:32.360 --> 00:10:36.039 a woman do this before. I never have either, No, 227 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:38.600 maybe I have. But does it work well? I mean 228 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:40.279 I never tried to peel like a boy. Don't women 229 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:42.080 try to peel like a boy? At some all try. 230 00:10:42.120 --> 00:10:44.360 We've all probably tried to stand above the toilet and 231 00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:45.840 see if we can do it. But it doesn't work. 232 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:48.759 Just so you know, if you haven't tried, don't worry. 233 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:51.600 But I feel like that would make a lot of 234 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:53.799 sense to do that the way she said, But you 235 00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:55.639 do have to spread a bit because otherwise you're not 236 00:10:55.639 --> 00:10:58.799 gonna have control. You'll have more control if you're spread. 237 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:02.320 Yeah, No, I totally get that, Yeah, because that kind 238 00:11:02.360 --> 00:11:04.840 of mutes the whole thing. It's like putting something in 239 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:06.840 the way of a stream, right, it's kind of running 240 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:07.879 all down your leg and everything. 241 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:11.279 The sprinkler, like if you're watering your garden, Like a 242 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:15.000 boy peeing is like the one the one stream, shoot 243 00:11:15.080 --> 00:11:17.120 the straight shoot stream, and then a girl peeing is 244 00:11:17.159 --> 00:11:19.720 the soaker. Like you can't control it at all. It 245 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:20.799 just goes everywhere. 246 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:21.120 Yeah. 247 00:11:21.200 --> 00:11:24.279 Yeah, I always love telling the story. Not love telling 248 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:26.600 the story, but it reminds me of when I was 249 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:29.200 in a Grandma's marathon. And one of the things you 250 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:30.879 try to do before you run a marathon is p 251 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:34.039 and the line at the urine, the urinals, the line 252 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:36.519 at the Portagohn's is always really long before a marathon 253 00:11:36.600 --> 00:11:38.440 or even a five k or a half or whatever, 254 00:11:38.840 --> 00:11:41.919 and so sometimes you go and then you're nervous, and 255 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:43.440 so you get a pee again. So about a mile 256 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.080 in the race, people start darting into the woods to 257 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:49.480 pee and I remember I was peeing, and everybody does it, 258 00:11:49.559 --> 00:11:51.480 so it's not like, oh my god, that guy's peeing 259 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:54.200 in the woods and you can see them from the 260 00:11:54.279 --> 00:11:56.559 road as you're running. And I remember I was peeing 261 00:11:56.559 --> 00:11:58.480 and a woman came up about as far away from 262 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:00.960 me as you are right now, about five feet away, 263 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:06.039 and she squats to pee, and I remember thinking, there 264 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:10.279 is nothing sexually alluring about this in the least and 265 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:12.360 not that I expected it to be, but it was 266 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:15.279 just an interesting note that a strange woman coming up 267 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:17.879 and peeening five feet away right in front of me. 268 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:23.039 Was like, okay, we all got a pee, and there 269 00:12:23.080 --> 00:12:25.360 she is with her bare ass hanging out. But it 270 00:12:25.440 --> 00:12:27.600 was not in the least bit interesting to watch. 271 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:29.639 I did watch my friend get hit on while she 272 00:12:29.720 --> 00:12:32.159 was popping a squat in the woods during our kickball playoffs, 273 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:33.759 because her and I went into the woods to go 274 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:36.600 pee and some guy comes along. 275 00:12:36.679 --> 00:12:40.759 He's half drunk. He's like, hey, what's up, what's your name? 276 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:43.399 To my friend, and then pay talking to her, and 277 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:46.600 we're like, dude, we're trying to peep gone a little 278 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:49.799 bit further away a because like, guys can hide their 279 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:52.440 situation and much better like we're bare ass out here. 280 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:55.480 Yeah, And so I just laughed so. 281 00:12:55.559 --> 00:12:57.519 Hard and I had to like grab her afterwards and 282 00:12:57.600 --> 00:12:59.200 bring her with me because I was like, yeah, we're 283 00:12:59.200 --> 00:12:59.879 gonna go now. 284 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:01.879 You enjoy your little session. 285 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:06.080 You know. I've found it really heartening to think that 286 00:13:06.159 --> 00:13:08.440 she would come up right up to a strange man 287 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:11.440 and feel comfortable like I don't give a shit, I'm 288 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:13.519 gonna pee. I just found that like kind of like 289 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:15.879 in the spirit of the game, you know, like we're 290 00:13:15.879 --> 00:13:18.919 not there to do anything but finish this fucking miserable 291 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:22.399 twenty six point two miles and you got to pee. 292 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:25.399 Next one from Whitney, Hello friends, I might have a 293 00:13:25.440 --> 00:13:28.639 relatable scenario for other Midwestern listeners. This time of the year. 294 00:13:29.080 --> 00:13:33.000 Has anyone else felt bloately? Even though the days are 295 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:36.519 getting longer and winter is midway ish, it feels like 296 00:13:36.559 --> 00:13:38.559 I've been on a downturn for a while. I work 297 00:13:38.600 --> 00:13:40.240 out four to five times a week, and I try 298 00:13:40.279 --> 00:13:43.240 to be outside when tolerable. I also eat fairly healthy 299 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:45.840 and my blood work is top notch. All of this 300 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:48.399 to say that the normal things to get out of 301 00:13:48.399 --> 00:13:51.480 a funk aren't working on me. Do y'all have anything 302 00:13:51.480 --> 00:13:53.039 you do to feel better when you have a slump. 303 00:13:53.159 --> 00:13:56.159 Side note, I do have ADHD, so the more random 304 00:13:56.200 --> 00:14:00.240 the better. Chasing that dopamine baby love y'all from Whitneyvideo 305 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:02.080 games has been a big thing for me because I 306 00:14:02.080 --> 00:14:05.000 don't play video games, and I've been playing Alan Wake 307 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:08.399 on my Xbox almost every day, Play for an hour yesterday, 308 00:14:08.480 --> 00:14:11.840 play for almost an hour every day. Because Magic and 309 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:14.679 Ukulele are not cheering me up, They're not doing it 310 00:14:14.720 --> 00:14:17.600 for me. I work out. I do know that gives 311 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:21.679 me a motion equals emotion, but she's trying that it's 312 00:14:21.720 --> 00:14:24.240 not working. So I would say mix it up and 313 00:14:24.279 --> 00:14:29.279 do something that you don't normally do, like learn to 314 00:14:29.320 --> 00:14:30.000 play a guitar. 315 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:30.799 Yeah. 316 00:14:30.879 --> 00:14:34.679 For Ukulele, I mean they're cheap. They're forty bucks on Amazon, 317 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:37.919 and you can learn on YouTube videos or learn to 318 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:40.360 crochet or learn to kickbox. 319 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:41.279 Yeah. 320 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:43.960 My thing lately has been actually cooking meals that aren't 321 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:46.879 just the same bland ground turkey and chicken, because that's 322 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:50.480 literally eighty percent of my meals. So I've been making 323 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:53.840 like sloppy Joe bowls or Hamburger bowls or whatever, and 324 00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:56.159 I feel like that kind of unleashes a little bit 325 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:58.039 of a creative side of me. Slash gets me out 326 00:14:58.039 --> 00:14:59.399 of the house because I gotta go to the grocery 327 00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:02.600 store and gets cific ingredients, and then it takes some time, 328 00:15:02.679 --> 00:15:04.440 and it takes you away from like looking at your 329 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:06.480 phone because you got to be focused on the recipe. 330 00:15:06.639 --> 00:15:08.519 So I feel like that's been bringing me a lot 331 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:10.519 of joy during this slump. But I feel you, man. 332 00:15:10.639 --> 00:15:13.480 I usually if I drink coffee during the day, like 333 00:15:13.679 --> 00:15:16.200 a coffee from Caribou, it gives me so much energy 334 00:15:16.200 --> 00:15:18.919 that I don't nap ever, Okay, and I've been napping 335 00:15:19.200 --> 00:15:23.440 because I just feel so blocked. Even after like caffeinating 336 00:15:23.519 --> 00:15:25.320 the hell out of myself, I'll just like nap in 337 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:26.360 the middle of the afternoon. 338 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:29.279 And that's not normally how I am. I will be able. 339 00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:32.080 I would recommend because obviously, like, yeah, you could teach 340 00:15:32.080 --> 00:15:34.200 yourself something new, but then if it's something that you 341 00:15:34.240 --> 00:15:36.559 have to hold yourself accountable for, it's so easy to 342 00:15:36.639 --> 00:15:39.039 just say, like I don't really want to look at 343 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:42.120 the how to crochet today or watch how to play 344 00:15:42.159 --> 00:15:45.559 guitar video. But if you like sign up for a class, 345 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:48.879 there's tons of like community education classes that are happening 346 00:15:48.919 --> 00:15:51.159 like all the time, and you actually have to go 347 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:54.559 somewhere for it. One you meet people to you either 348 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:57.279 learn something new or gain a new skill because you're 349 00:15:57.360 --> 00:16:00.519 like going to a place to actively learn that, and 350 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:01.879 it gets you out of the house and gives you 351 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:03.840 like something to look forward to. You're like, oh, yeah, 352 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:07.159 I have my Bollywood dance class today or whatever it 353 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:07.840 is that you're taking. 354 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:09.279 I did that the other day. I went and played 355 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:11.360 cribbage with my friend Melanie, and we'd usually go like 356 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:13.200 two or three times a year, and that, really, like 357 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:15.720 on a Saturday, was nice. Is she was like forty 358 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:17.919 five degrees, But it just felt nice to go do 359 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:21.759 something different, and even though it's not terribly different, it 360 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:23.279 was really it was like in a good mood the 361 00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:24.639 rest of the day because it was like, ah, I 362 00:16:24.679 --> 00:16:26.480 went out and I did something kind of different, kind 363 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:30.399 of fun. Yeah, it is time now for one Nita's rant. 364 00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:34.240 Hey y'all, it's me. So this week's rant is about 365 00:16:34.279 --> 00:16:37.519 people who take too long in the parking spot. So 366 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:40.720 I went to the grocery store, and of course it 367 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:42.360 was on the weekend, so I was crowded. 368 00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:44.679 So I'm driving around looking for a. 369 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:47.799 Parking space, and of course I'm lazy, so I was 370 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:49.240 trying to buy one close to the door, but I 371 00:16:49.240 --> 00:16:50.120 couldn't find one. 372 00:16:50.399 --> 00:16:51.320 So I saw this lady. 373 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:53.600 She was putting her stuff in her car, so apparently 374 00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:55.799 she's getting ready to come out. So quite naturally, I 375 00:16:55.879 --> 00:16:58.080 left her enough space so she can get out, and 376 00:16:58.120 --> 00:16:59.559 I turn on my blinker to let people know that 377 00:16:59.600 --> 00:17:00.799 I'm going to to be parking there. 378 00:17:02.120 --> 00:17:04.880 But what does she do? So she takes a cart, she. 379 00:17:04.759 --> 00:17:06.960 Puts over in the car corraund she gets in the car, 380 00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:10.079 she's rumming around in her purse. Then she's fumbling around 381 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:12.319 in the glove compartment. Then she's fumbling around in the 382 00:17:12.359 --> 00:17:16.279 fucking armrest. Then she's looking in the goddamn She pulled 383 00:17:16.279 --> 00:17:18.240 the visor down and was looking in the visor mirror. 384 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:20.920 Then she looked over in the rear view mirror. Then 385 00:17:20.960 --> 00:17:23.200 she gets out and gets goes in her trunk and 386 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:25.839 starts fumbling around and shitting there and then close the trunk. 387 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:27.759 That gets back in the car. Then she picks up 388 00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:30.079 her phone and starts fucking around with that. It's like, 389 00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:32.920 come on, bitch, get the hell out of the goddamn spot. 390 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:35.880 So Dave, I never get a chance to get on 391 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:39.559 your day tank. So here is my idea. I want 392 00:17:39.599 --> 00:17:43.160 to invent, or have you put money into my get 393 00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:45.319 the fuck out of the way three thousand. 394 00:17:45.640 --> 00:17:46.799 So when people take too. 395 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:49.720 Goddamn long in the parking spot, you push a button, 396 00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:52.240 a claw comes out. It pulls her ass out the 397 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:54.880 spot and push them down the aisle. And when you 398 00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:59.039 push the button, the song by Ludicros comes on, Move bitch, get. 399 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:01.559 Out the way. Goddamn people pissed me the fuck off? 400 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:02.960 All right, that's. 401 00:18:05.039 --> 00:18:06.440