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Speaker 1: o'clock at the j r R Facebook page. France is
Speaker 1: the butt of some jokes here as this information is
Speaker 1: kind of taken off and people have been analyzing it
Speaker 1: and commenting on their Well, it's an effort to you know,
Speaker 1: do stuff for nature and the environment in general. When
Speaker 1: it comes to washing your.
Speaker 2: Clothes, Oh, I thought it was going to be something
Speaker 2: to do with They actually don't French kiss there, and
Speaker 2: that was all just no, the irony?
Speaker 1: When did that be something? Guidance says to how many
Speaker 1: times you should wear various articles of clothing before you
Speaker 1: wash them?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 1: Right? How many times would you wear that shirt there?
Speaker 1: Talk one time? Right? Most people with a shirt not
Speaker 1: in France, So they want you to wear your shirt
Speaker 1: five times before you wash it.
Speaker 2: I've smelt it, not myself being there, but them being here,
Speaker 2: stink stinky European.
Speaker 1: Yes, and my white.
Speaker 2: Remember my daughter had exchanged student program over there, so
Speaker 2: my wife and other kid went over and my wife
Speaker 2: said the one thing about France that hadn't changed.
Speaker 1: To be fair, it's not just them, it's a euro
Speaker 1: in general. Is it just that they're not down with
Speaker 1: deodorant or.
Speaker 2: I don't know, are our European listeners, like our ones
Speaker 2: from Scotland, and then are ones from England that have
Speaker 2: come and visited. No, no odor exactly, so it's gotta be.
Speaker 1: But there's been plenty of time and we we we
Speaker 1: have a unique perspective. You're in central Florida obviously because
Speaker 1: the influx of international tourists, so we nose tests all
Speaker 1: the time. So there's plenty of documented evidence.
Speaker 2: I was with somebody yesterday who you could tell, well,
Speaker 2: there's what deodorant thing. It was more than they had
Speaker 2: just been partying all day, but you can kind of
Speaker 2: smell it and there was a bo mix with it.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's more bras uh wash after every seventh use.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of a lot of boobs sweat there,
Speaker 1: stinky boobs. Grows. Work out clothes, No, you can get
Speaker 1: three uh three three sessions out of those. All right,
Speaker 1: your jamas you can wear the whole week, and jeans
Speaker 1: you don't need to wash them once a month.
Speaker 2: You started this out with how many times would I
Speaker 2: wear this one shirt without washing it? Just going to
Speaker 2: the gym. I need to wash it because there's so
Speaker 2: much you know, you're sweating and whatever. Those workout clothes
Speaker 2: have to be disgusting.
Speaker 1: This is insanity.
Speaker 2: I get butt sweat that came out, No, but I
Speaker 2: get butt sweat. They keep it a little bit warm.
Speaker 2: And and so I've actually found myself where I go.
Speaker 2: I don't even have to go to the bathroom, but
Speaker 2: I need to go clean up all nine.
Speaker 1: Some sweating storms this week in southern Oregon caused multiple
Speaker 1: power outages, So obviously I guess this was news worthy
Speaker 1: there that the power was out. I don't know how
Speaker 1: anyone was watching the news in a widespread basis if
Speaker 1: the power's off. Uh. The on the spot reporter Uh.
Speaker 1: They went to her live in the field and she
Speaker 1: was surrounded by a group of young children, who she
Speaker 1: decided to ask comments about the power outage that they
Speaker 1: were living through here and still a playing cars.
Speaker 3: All we heard was like a big boom and then
Speaker 3: we just were slooking. We didn't know what happened. So
Speaker 3: we went outside and we were like, oh, there, And
Speaker 3: then I went to go grab my ads fire extinguisher
Speaker 3: and gave it to him. Someone called the cops and
Speaker 3: the fire.
Speaker 1: Department, and the bleeped out part was when the kids said,
Speaker 1: holy f it was an app ball me and my
Speaker 1: still a playing cars.
Speaker 3: All we heard was like a big boom and then
Speaker 3: we just were sloking. We didn't know what happened, so
Speaker 3: we went outside and we were like, oh.
Speaker 1: Fire, holy, yeah, there's fire. I don't think it was holy.
Speaker 1: I think it was oh a f that is great.
Speaker 1: I will give the reporter credit. Unfazed. She just kept going,
Speaker 1: which that's really all you can do. If you react
Speaker 1: to it, you're drawing even more attention to.
Speaker 2: Every time I hear that. I think of the things
Speaker 2: that I'll hear from my wife and the other teacher friends,
Speaker 2: of what kids say in school, and they have to
Speaker 2: do the same thing as the reporter pat and just
Speaker 2: be like this, oh, we don't say that, and keep
Speaker 2: moving on, because if you make light of it, everybody's giggling.
Speaker 2: And then it brings me to our boss wife comes home. Guys,
Speaker 2: all right, guess what our daughters said to me today?
Speaker 2: Are two year old? I believe it's two that Maddie
Speaker 2: was at the time two or maybe three?
Speaker 1: Right, what's up? And face?
Speaker 2: And she's looking at our post rick and his and
Speaker 2: her actual brother, his brother in law twitch.
Speaker 1: And they're both going uh loofs coid say the darnest things.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's good though.
Speaker 2: O f wow, somebody said, I draw the line at
Speaker 2: the workout closed. Their gems must be disgusting. What about jackets? Oh,
Speaker 2: they were those for five seasons.
Speaker 1: Thirty three year old Ohio man named Seth Sires arrested
Speaker 1: for shoplifting from Walmart's BWO. BWO apparently hasn't spread to Ohio,
Speaker 1: at least not in a to affect things like it
Speaker 1: needs to. Seth is a repeat offender. He's been caught
Speaker 1: doing this at Walmart before and banned for life from Walmart.
Speaker 1: You know you can't go there, but Seth, well, you
Speaker 1: get loyal shoppers. I guess there's loyal shoplifters as in Seth.
Speaker 1: He was busted again, this time with a He had
Speaker 1: a different tactic, much more efficient tactic, I might add
Speaker 1: give it to He took two. He stole two thirty
Speaker 1: five dollars duffel bags in the store and then stuffed
Speaker 1: them with other merchandise and walked out the fire exit.
Speaker 2: Hell fire exit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was banned several years ago from all Walmart
Speaker 1: locations from the previous incidents. Now, if BWO is an effect, here.
Speaker 1: He never would have even made it out the fire
Speaker 1: escape door.
Speaker 2: No, BWO. The trained arm guard has a little roller
Speaker 2: decks of pictures of people. Yes, and they show up
Speaker 2: on making the silf. They do not shoplift, Yeah, exactly No,
Speaker 2: do not shoplift, lift and shoplift or list.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: So it's like the security camera. As soon as that
Speaker 2: guy walks in, we have an alarm that just triggers,
Speaker 2: so he knows and he gets I'm gonna give you
Speaker 2: one second to walk out of here, Bud. Otherwise mow
Speaker 2: him off at the knee caps. It's called Bob World Order.
Speaker 2: If you're not aware what it is, it's to get
Speaker 2: rid of all shoplifting. You shoot him with the machine
Speaker 2: gun across the knee caps and.
Speaker 1: They then they are chair bound the rest of their life,
Speaker 1: serving as an example.
Speaker 2: Of what not to do with what on the wheelchair
Speaker 2: BWO sticker exactly which You're gonna have some of those
Speaker 2: tomorrow with Orlando Harley to give out right. Yes, and
Speaker 2: I have the last batch of the b w O koozies.
Speaker 2: While they last I know one to three.
Speaker 1: We need to get the shirts made by the way
Speaker 1: I want them to say Enforcer I do like our
Speaker 1: buddy in Pombay who started that, like the disciples of
Speaker 1: BWO are the enforcers, No.
Speaker 2: But enticing them doing force. You all know this is
Speaker 2: just in theory, don't wink wink.
Speaker 1: No, we would never ever ask you to render someone
Speaker 1: wheelchair bound of your own just you know that was activeness.
Speaker 2: I was all legit theory. No, just stop, we're just
Speaker 2: pushing it. Let's just go with just BWO shirt.
Speaker 1: Leave it there.
Speaker 2: I've been mailing out more stickers if you want your
Speaker 2: sending that self addressed tamp tob.
Speaker 1: You remember all the hoop law and people so very
Speaker 1: excited with the announcement of the new specialty plates here
Speaker 1: in Florida, including the Margaritaville plates in the honor of
Speaker 1: late Jimmy Buffett.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we talked about if you'd have one, because
Speaker 2: there'd be the thought of getting pulled over.
Speaker 1: How many have you seen so far?
Speaker 2: I don't think I've seen any.
Speaker 1: That's the correct answer, because there aren't any yet. Not
Speaker 1: enough people have signed up for them to even print
Speaker 1: the initial batch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that most people are the same way,
Speaker 2: and then the number.
Speaker 1: Is pretty low. Each specialty plate has to receive at
Speaker 1: least three thousand pre sale vouchers before they'll manufacture a
Speaker 1: batch of them. The last count on the buffet plate's
Speaker 1: only twenty one hundred and forty three. People had asked
Speaker 1: for those how many twenty one hundred and forty three,
Speaker 1: so they're about to that's it, eight fifty seven short
Speaker 1: of meet in the three thousand mark. I would think
Speaker 1: that half the keys would want them. They're not the
Speaker 1: only ones. You aren't going to get their plates though.
Speaker 1: The New Biscayne Bay specialty plate, actually that has more
Speaker 1: requests than the Margaritaville There, they're about two hundred short
Speaker 1: of the requirement. Inter Miami, the UH soccer team, they're
Speaker 1: short as well. Oh and this one has a ways
Speaker 1: to go. I hate the any of you who might
Speaker 1: want the Florida State Beekeepers Association specialty plates a hit.
Speaker 1: They've only had nine twenty nine requests. They're about two
Speaker 1: thousand and seventy one requests short of hitting the three
Speaker 1: thousand manufacturing.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say nine, they've only had
Speaker 2: nine requests.
Speaker 1: How many beekeepers are there in the state of Florida?
Speaker 2: They got seriously, well, there's a b shortage well that.
Speaker 1: You're you're so passionate. You have a license plate.
Speaker 2: I have an idea.
Speaker 1: What's that BW a license plate?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, there'd be requests for that.
Speaker 2: That would be that would be complete underground badass ory.
Speaker 2: And the reason why I say is because the only
Speaker 2: people that would know is us and our listeners.
Speaker 1: And it's something bad that you're gonna get pulled over for.
Speaker 1: They're just gonna go fart of BWL. Somebody has a
Speaker 1: connection to DeSantis put this BWO bug in his ear.
Speaker 2: I think he's got bigger fish to fry.
Speaker 1: This would be something he'd be down with, I know.
Speaker 2: But everybody is ranting and raving for the BWO shirt.
Speaker 1: Enforcer, right you know.
Speaker 2: One person said, enforcer, it's BWO facial recognition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was just invented.
Speaker 2: We should run a planet pat.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for the day this whole mess Boomerang
Speaker 1: backs on athing in between right Rocks