Speaker 1: So I don't get to eat anything today or have
Speaker 1: cream or sugar in my coffee because I have to
Speaker 1: do a blood draw later on today. So I do
Speaker 1: have a fasting. So I went for a physical yesterday
Speaker 1: and they said, to you fasted? I said no. They said,
Speaker 1: when's the last time you ate? I said, oh, about
Speaker 1: ten o'clock this morning. It's like three or four that
Speaker 1: by been And he said, okay, come back another time
Speaker 1: for the blood draw. So I get to have black
Speaker 1: coffee and that's really good.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, why do you have to I guess I
Speaker 2: don't understand that because I had to get my blood
Speaker 2: draw at my physical, but I didn't do any of that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, but I think that
Speaker 1: when you do, maybe it's a certain kind of blood
Speaker 1: draw if they're looking for, you know, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: cancer markers or cholesterol or whatever, and they don't want
Speaker 1: it to be effed up because you had a butter burger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that my throat off a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so I'm not eating today, and it's been worse
Speaker 1: because I've had to do it before. When you don't
Speaker 1: eat or drink nothing, and I think that might have
Speaker 1: been a colonoscoby. You ever had a colonoscoby? No, I'm
Speaker 1: too young, it probably are. Yeah, but for a colonoscopy,
Speaker 1: I think you don't get to drink anything or have
Speaker 1: any coffee. And that's miserable.
Speaker 3: Oh I know. My dad's had like a bajillion colonoscopiece
Speaker 3: and he's always going on and on about like Mary,
Speaker 3: you couldn't have eaten anything, and then I had to
Speaker 3: drink this weird stuff and then you're just on the
Speaker 3: toilet all night.
Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, yeah, it's like it's a weird, awful,
Speaker 1: awful tasting stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What do you At a certain age you have
Speaker 2: to start getting colonoscopies?
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I think at a certain age or if
Speaker 1: you have a history of colon cancer in your family,
Speaker 1: and I will tell you if if you're at that age,
Speaker 1: go get one. Because my ex Julie died of colon
Speaker 1: cancer and she thought she had a hernia and well,
Speaker 1: she she had a pain, so she went and the
Speaker 1: doctor said, oh, it's a hernia. But it was during
Speaker 1: COVID so they couldn't do surgery on it because it
Speaker 1: was kind of an elective. Yeah, and then when they
Speaker 1: did do the hernia surgery. They opened her up and
Speaker 1: they said that's it's not a hernia, that's colon cancer.
Speaker 1: And it was so far advanced that they couldn't do
Speaker 1: really much. They could try, but they couldn't do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so go get your things done and go if you
Speaker 1: have a husband, And I think, guys, there's some guys.
Speaker 1: I think in twenty twenty four there are still guys
Speaker 1: that be like, ain't no man gonna stick a finger
Speaker 1: up my ass, which is kind of like the guy
Speaker 1: that won't sit right next to his buddy at the
Speaker 1: movie theater. Yeah, it's like, I don't want anybody to
Speaker 1: think I'm gay, so I'm going to put a seat.
Speaker 1: This is the stupidest high school way of thinking ever.
Speaker 1: Go get your go, get your prostate exam. Yeah, go
Speaker 1: get your colonoscopy smart so you don't die young.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Gosh, okay, geez, you ready for some emails?
Speaker 3: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get started. First one. Here we go,
Speaker 1: it says Dave Jenny Bailey. Vant just want to say
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of the show and I listened
Speaker 1: to the podcasts on my way home from work every day.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Wondering why you guys stopped playing think Fast.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite games. You guys play. Is
Speaker 1: it coming back or is it gone for good? Have
Speaker 1: a great weekend from Josie. It's just we just put
Speaker 1: a little rest on it, kind of hit pause on
Speaker 1: it to try something different. So we do the what is.
Speaker 2: It face off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where we say okay, breeds of Dogs ready go Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we're just kind of having fun doing a little
Speaker 1: bit different. And to be honest, think Fast is a
Speaker 1: kind of a pain in the ass to write creatively,
Speaker 1: and Dave.
Speaker 2: And I have been doing it for five years now.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, we've been playing in for a pair
Speaker 2: a long time. I don't think that we've gotten rid
Speaker 2: of it. I think we're just going to maybe rotate
Speaker 2: it in here and there and not do it twice
Speaker 2: a week like we have for the past however many years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love playing I mean, we love games on
Speaker 1: the show. But I think that one of the things
Speaker 1: about think Fast is that it's challenging to write because
Speaker 1: it used to be name a fruit that starts with
Speaker 1: an A, name a dessert that starts with an I,
Speaker 1: And now we try to get a little bit more
Speaker 1: creative like, I don't know, give me a word that's
Speaker 1: got a double L, a word that's got double l's
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you can think, even when it's creative,
Speaker 3: or even if it's just like basic, like think of
Speaker 3: this with a letter of this. It just takes a
Speaker 3: while to like come up with it, and you might
Speaker 3: be sitting there right in your think fast for like
Speaker 3: over half an hour.
Speaker 1: No, it's true, yeah, versus.
Speaker 3: Face off, you're like, Okay, I need three categories. Boom
Speaker 3: boom boom, got them done.
Speaker 1: Breeds of dogs? Ready go Yeah, exactly, Okay, thank you, Josie,
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Once begin to Josie, my dog. Josie turns
Speaker 1: sixteen on Sundoil. She is not She is failing fast, guys.
Speaker 1: I mean she's her little mind is. I get her
Speaker 1: out of her kennel every morning, and then she walks
Speaker 1: to the front door and I put her outside. Well,
Speaker 1: the last couple of mornings, she takes a wrong turn
Speaker 1: and turns into my office. Now she has walked this
Speaker 1: route her entire life. She's never lived anywhere besides the
Speaker 1: place where she was. We got her and our house,
Speaker 1: and she takes a wrong turn and turns into my
Speaker 1: office and I have to go, Josie, come on out here.
Speaker 1: So she comes out and I put her outside. She
Speaker 1: comes back inside immediately poops after I put her outside,
Speaker 1: and then when she comes back inside, she again this morning,
Speaker 1: turned the wrong corner and went into my office. And
Speaker 1: I just waited for her to realize. Oh okay, so
Speaker 1: she's got like doggy dementia. But she still loves her treats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she still is mobile.
Speaker 3: Mobile yeah, mobile yeah, mobile mobile. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I think it's either.
Speaker 1: One right, there's another word for it, and I can't
Speaker 1: think of an ambulatory ambulatory. Next One Morning Show FAM
Speaker 1: longtime listener, first time responder. I was listening to the
Speaker 1: episode where you brought up babies in first class and
Speaker 1: whether they should be in there. My two cents, anybody
Speaker 1: flying in first class can afford some noise canceling headphones,
Speaker 1: to order your free cocktail and leave the parents alone.
Speaker 1: As a mom to a rambunctious toddler with another on
Speaker 1: the way, babies cry and parents do everything they can
Speaker 1: to stop that in the moment, but sometimes a baby
Speaker 1: has to be a baby. The parents and baby pay
Speaker 1: to be there, and if you don't want to risk
Speaker 1: hearing another human on the plane. Perhaps you should investigate
Speaker 1: private flights to accommodate your need. No darts, no licks,
Speaker 1: Thanks for keeping the convos interesting every show that's from Tory. Tory.
Speaker 1: I'm going to respectfully disagree that it is rude to
Speaker 1: take a baby. It's kind of like taking a baby
Speaker 1: to a wedding. There's just certain places that a baby
Speaker 1: should not be. And I think that a baby should
Speaker 1: not be in first class. Yeah, that's just my opinion.
Speaker 1: And if you're saying, well, if you don't like it,
Speaker 1: then you should fly private. Okay, Now that's a little
Speaker 1: bit ridiculous because there is a gigantic cost increase from
Speaker 1: first class to a private plane plane.
Speaker 3: I get being annoyed by babies on planes, but I
Speaker 3: also think that even though you think that there's places
Speaker 3: babies shouldn't be, that doesn't necessarily mean that their parents
Speaker 3: shouldn't be there, because there's still people. So like, if
Speaker 3: their parents bought a first class ticket and their baby
Speaker 3: is crying, then their parents still deserve to be on
Speaker 3: first class. They still deserve to go to a wedding.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and disagree, and I don't don't tell me I'm man's
Speaker 1: plaining because this is just an opinion. You can have
Speaker 1: your opinion. But I think it's like, no, that is
Speaker 1: a courtesy when you can afford first class and you
Speaker 1: want to be in first class, but you have a baby.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like you don't get to stay out
Speaker 1: all night if you have a baby. You got to
Speaker 1: be home by eleven o'clock so the babysitter can go home.
Speaker 1: There are certain things that come with being a parent that,
Speaker 1: guess what, it's not going to be the same as
Speaker 1: before you had a baby.
Speaker 2: Like rich people get to get lucky and not be
Speaker 2: by a crying baby, but the people back in economy
Speaker 2: have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that I would make it. I
Speaker 1: don't know that I would make it a class thing, Jenny.
Speaker 1: I think that when you pay for a steak, you
Speaker 1: want a steak. When you pay for chicken, you want chicken.
Speaker 1: I don't think that I want to turn it into
Speaker 1: a class warfare kind of a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is war.
Speaker 2: Actually, what's happening if you give both of your opinions.
Speaker 1: If you want to stay at a nice hotel you
Speaker 1: stay at like the Grand Garden by Hilton, if you
Speaker 1: want to stay at if you want to stay at
Speaker 1: a cheaper hotel, you stay at like the Red roof In.
Speaker 1: You know, That's just the way life is, is not
Speaker 1: class warfare. That's just kind of the way it is.
Speaker 1: But maybe I'm wrong. So so you think that everybody,
Speaker 1: no matter how much they make, should be able to sit.
Speaker 1: There should be no distinction of first class coach Again,
Speaker 1: now what.
Speaker 2: I was saying. I'm saying that someone who can afford
Speaker 2: first class shouldn't, like, not be privy to a crying baby,
Speaker 2: even though those people can afford for his class. But
Speaker 2: then people in economy who can't afford for his class
Speaker 2: have to be privy to the baby crying.
Speaker 1: What do you think? Send send an email? What do
Speaker 1: you think? Let us know, Let us know what you think.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to the next one. Sometimes I have
Speaker 1: trouble deleting the wrong ones. Here, hold on one second. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's from Tory. Okay, next one. Here we go. Charis
Speaker 1: writes in question for Jenny. Yeah, I broke up with
Speaker 1: someone a year ago because he didn't want to get married.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like I kind of remember this terse.
Speaker 1: We were together for four years, lived together three of them.
Speaker 1: We stayed friends for the past year. We've been getting
Speaker 1: along just like when we first started dating. The other
Speaker 1: day we went out on a date and he'd suggested
Speaker 1: we spend time together regularly. Okay, So this is I'm
Speaker 1: a little bit confused. So they stayed friends, okay, and
Speaker 1: then he said we should spend time together regularly. I'm
Speaker 1: on the fence about it. I like him and I
Speaker 1: like spending time with him, and I'm thinking marriage is
Speaker 1: maybe not such a big deal. I've tried dating and
Speaker 1: nothing has worked out. So my question is it worth
Speaker 1: it to get back together with your acts. I'm asking
Speaker 1: Jenny for advice, but I'll take it from Day Bailey
Speaker 1: and vont two. Love you guys, right, Jenny.
Speaker 2: I think she's asking me specifically because Andrew and I
Speaker 2: broke up, like you said, Day, and then we broke
Speaker 2: up and got back together. But we had a life
Speaker 2: in between breaking up and getting back together, and like
Speaker 2: grew up a lot in those years, and so I
Speaker 2: feel like it was a like we had time apart,
Speaker 2: and so it worked out for us to get back
Speaker 2: to together and had we like met up and our
Speaker 2: lives weren't aligned anymore than it wouldn't have worked out,
Speaker 2: but it just worked out that like timing worked out
Speaker 2: for us. So it kind of sounds like it's a
Speaker 2: little timing situation with this guy. I would say it's
Speaker 2: worth getting back together if that's the person you're still
Speaker 2: thinking about all the time and neither of you did
Speaker 2: each other dirty, I think maybe, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: My question, why does he not want to get married?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is the reason? And if it's because I'm not
Speaker 1: ready or you know, what is the reason? Because my
Speaker 1: first thought, Sharis, and this is not disrespectful to you
Speaker 1: or him, is that he might not be completely faithful. Now,
Speaker 1: that might be a hard pill to swallow, because why
Speaker 1: the fuck would you not want to get married, you know,
Speaker 1: unless it's like you got another woman on the side. Now,
Speaker 1: So ask yourself, honestly, Charise, is he being completely faithful?
Speaker 1: And if you're like, oh, yeah, absolutely, no question, then
Speaker 1: maybe it is okay to be together. Yeah, but that'd
Speaker 1: be my first thing, is like, is he being completely faithful?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't argue that people get married don't get married
Speaker 2: for many different reasons, not just because of that.
Speaker 1: What is the reason?
Speaker 2: Then maybe they're traumatized from their parents who had an
Speaker 2: awful divorce like I did. Then bring that up right, No,
Speaker 2: for sure, that's a conversation that should be had, like
Speaker 2: you should ask why. But I would say that there
Speaker 2: are people out there that just don't get married because
Speaker 2: they maybe don't believe in the tradition, like they're like, eh, whatever,
Speaker 2: we're together. There's plenty of people that have been together
Speaker 2: for like fifty years and never got married.
Speaker 1: I know that's true. And there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: who like, I mean, like you, I mean why and
Speaker 1: you don't have to answer why don't you and Andrew
Speaker 1: want to get married.
Speaker 2: It's not that we don't want to, we're just not
Speaker 2: in any sort of rush. I think that there it
Speaker 2: could happen, like it could happen any day that he
Speaker 2: proposed me and I would say yes, But it's just
Speaker 2: not something that's like top of our list. We have
Speaker 2: other things we want to focus on besides like me
Speaker 2: having a ring on my finger and a couple documents
Speaker 2: sign that say that we're married.
Speaker 1: Why is it then that people put such a value
Speaker 1: on marriage. It's like, oh my god, we got engaged
Speaker 1: and Cheryl comes into work and she's waving around her
Speaker 1: ring from wedding day diamonds.
Speaker 3: You get a lot of attention when you get married,
Speaker 3: and like, I think you do get more respect when
Speaker 3: you're married in general. So I think that there's like
Speaker 3: a cultural like for years and years and years, like
Speaker 3: weird kind of respect over people who are married, and
Speaker 3: like value is put on it. So that's why people
Speaker 3: go kind of crazy over it, because they know about
Speaker 3: that long lasting value that's been put on it.
Speaker 1: And I think it is it's kind of an institution.
Speaker 1: I mean, we did a wedding here at the radio
Speaker 1: station two weeks ago today and people that didn't even
Speaker 1: know the couple watched and they thought it was very
Speaker 1: romantic and they got teary eyed and whatever, because I
Speaker 1: think it is. It is such an institution. But I
Speaker 1: think as our society grows or ages or progressive or whatever,
Speaker 1: people go, I don't have to be married to be happy,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, you don't have to be missus
Speaker 1: what is Andrew's last name?
Speaker 2: Newton?
Speaker 1: You don't have to be missus Newton. You'd still be
Speaker 1: You'd still be Would you get rid of the awful
Speaker 1: name Suttenberger. If you married him and become Jenny Newton.
Speaker 2: You know, I haven't decided because this is such a
Speaker 2: generic like last name. I feel like company Newton's are
Speaker 2: there in the world. There's only like four Lutenbergers, right,
Speaker 2: and our name is dying because literally everyone in my
Speaker 2: family is women. So like everyone got married and changed
Speaker 2: their last name. So far that has gotten married. We
Speaker 2: have one cousin that's still like, he's never going to
Speaker 2: find a partner. Honestly, he's a mess and I just
Speaker 2: don't think he'll ever find a partner. But yeah, we
Speaker 2: could get into a lot of things with him.
Speaker 1: But okay, that's a different story for time. On the
Speaker 1: next Minnesota Goodbye, Yeah, we had the same thing there.
Speaker 1: I was telling them the doctor. He was like, you
Speaker 1: know how many yesterday? How many kids?
Speaker 3: You have?
Speaker 1: Four boys? Girls? I got to have two boys, two girls,
Speaker 1: And I said, our family is really girl heavy. Allison girls,
Speaker 1: Chase has a girl, Beth has a girl and a boy.
Speaker 1: My mom and dad had four girls, two boys. His
Speaker 1: brother had four girls, no boys. His other brother had
Speaker 1: three girls and an adopted boy. Wow, our family lean's
Speaker 1: girl heavy and the only one right now to carry on.
Speaker 1: Our family name is Carson, and at this rate, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going to happen. Carson will be He
Speaker 1: is only twenty three, almost twenty four on April Fool's Day,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't date, and from what I understand, he
Speaker 1: has no interest in dating, or maybe he'd like to,
Speaker 1: but it's not going well. I don't know. I told him, Carson,
Speaker 1: I said, by the time I was your age, I
Speaker 1: was a father. I had a three year old kid
Speaker 1: by the time I was your age.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: That is the Minnesota Goodbye. Did we provoke any thoughts today?
Speaker 1: Send an email to Ryan's show at KTIWGB dot com
Speaker 1: and we'll get you on next time.