WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:05.400 Stuck at home, bored and alone. You'd think I could 2 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:06.839 have some. 3 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:10.720 Fun on my own, but not all. 4 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:18.640 I called im with Cecily and Stephanie. What's up? Everybody? 5 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:22.760 Welcome to board AF. It's me Stephanie Wilder Taylor and 6 00:00:23.239 --> 00:00:24.120 Cecily Knobler. 7 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:25.519 What up? 8 00:00:26.440 --> 00:00:30.559 Oh what are you? I almost got run over by 9 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:36.240 a robot last night? Again, not to brag, I was 10 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:40.200 in Hollywood with my friend Laura having dinner and one 11 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:43.880 of those one of them robots. Now, I guess everybody 12 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:46.079 has them now right. If you're listening, you understand what 13 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:48.359 I'm talking about. These little one in my house. Yeah, 14 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:52.159 it's It's just it's very much like the Jetsons, you know. 15 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:54.960 It gets up, it toasts me a croissant in the morning, 16 00:00:55.359 --> 00:00:58.600 and then it and then it wheels it, it maneuvers 17 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:01.679 down the stairs into my room, and I make it 18 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:03.840 sound like I've got like a two story Lestly, I'm 19 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:05.840 misunderstood because I thought you meant like it was like 20 00:01:05.879 --> 00:01:09.120 a misery situation, like it's in your basement because you 21 00:01:09.159 --> 00:01:11.840 tied it up because you're a really big fan of 22 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:14.760 its work. I'm that one tied up in my house. 23 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:18.200 Wow. Whatever, Yeah, sure, so one tried to kill you 24 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:19.319 what happened, but did. 25 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:21.480 Not try to kill me? Like, first off, I get 26 00:01:21.599 --> 00:01:24.159 very strange, and this actually leads to my next story. 27 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:27.519 But I get, you know, like I transfer, I transfer 28 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:30.640 my feelings like to the wrong place. So, like, you know, 29 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:32.560 these robots, if you guys don't know this, we have 30 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:36.159 these delivery robots in LA and San Francisco and wherever 31 00:01:36.239 --> 00:01:39.879 I guess, And they have big eyes and the eyes 32 00:01:39.920 --> 00:01:42.280 blink and they have eyelashes and they're like pep boop poop. 33 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:45.560 They're so fucking cute. So I get confused and I'm like, 34 00:01:45.719 --> 00:01:48.519 they're real though they need they have feelings. They're going 35 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:50.519 to get hurt. And one of them looked like it 36 00:01:50.560 --> 00:01:52.439 was about to tip over. It was not doing well. 37 00:01:52.439 --> 00:01:56.200 It's wheel was like wobbly. I actually took video. It 38 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:59.640 was wasted. I put this on Instagram if it's on 39 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:02.599 my store, if anyone wants to see it. But it's 40 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:04.280 like out of control. It's you know, and they give 41 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:06.840 them cute names like this one was Mino or I think, 42 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:08.199 or Nico or something. 43 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:09.120 How do you know? 44 00:02:09.199 --> 00:02:11.719 It does it tell it says it? It doesn't tell you. 45 00:02:11.759 --> 00:02:14.439 It's like I am Nico, you are Cecily. What if 46 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:17.120 it knew my name? It does not know your name, 47 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:19.479 but it has a name on there. And then it's 48 00:02:19.479 --> 00:02:22.400 so cute, like it winks sometimes it smiles. It's like 49 00:02:22.639 --> 00:02:26.479 R two D two. It's crazy. So I were creepy 50 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:29.520 cute to me, I get I feel like it's like 51 00:02:29.599 --> 00:02:32.400 a child or something. I get very protective of it, 52 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:35.080 and I'm like, I'm always trying to tell it what 53 00:02:35.199 --> 00:02:37.680 like a good job it's doing. If you're doing great, 54 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:40.840 keep going, Nico. So but then my friend points out that, 55 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:42.840 like the wheel gets kind of lobby and it starts 56 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:46.319 getting into going towards traffic, and I'm like, Nico, and 57 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:48.120 then it and then when I say that, I'm not 58 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:49.840 saying I saved its life. I don't know, but it 59 00:02:49.919 --> 00:02:53.360 turned it like you know, it turned okay, just went 60 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:56.680 down a different street. But it doesn't seem to love 61 00:02:56.759 --> 00:02:59.719 me the way that I love him or No. 62 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:03.719 That's a theme for you, just because it's kind of 63 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:06.520 hard to make a robot love you, and I feel 64 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:09.520 like you shouldn't be spending time and energy trying to 65 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:13.439 make somebody or something that I love you that can't 66 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:16.879 it's literally not capable of the human emotion of love. 67 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:21.520 I hear you. But like, here's what's what you don't know. 68 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:25.960 You don't know when Nico U ups me, you think 69 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:28.520 you know, like you're like, oh god, like this person 70 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:31.439 then just like you up you look cute today. It'll 71 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:33.080 say those things and you're like, oh my god, you 72 00:03:33.159 --> 00:03:37.960 do have emotions anyway, beware of that. But that's not 73 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:41.639 the story. Okay, Well I should say this also straight up. 74 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:44.000 We were going to say this right away. If you're 75 00:03:44.039 --> 00:03:46.520 listening right now, you this is bored af right. We've 76 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:48.319 announced that, so some of you, we should have said 77 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:50.960 this earlier on because you're like, no, I'm listening on 78 00:03:51.039 --> 00:03:53.319 rose Pricks. We are going to put we have a 79 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:55.719 story coming in a second that is also a Rose 80 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:59.039 Pricks audience story. So you're going to be getting a 81 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:01.840 little bit of a little taste of bored right now. 82 00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:04.840 But yes, we're going to go into some other stuff. 83 00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:07.280 So just so you know, we haven't gone totally insane. 84 00:04:07.719 --> 00:04:09.800 We're putting this in both places today. We don't always 85 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:13.639 do this, but sometimes it's necessary. Mm hmmm, that makes sense. 86 00:04:13.759 --> 00:04:15.360 Why do you want to tell that? Well, it'll be 87 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:16.480 in the of the show. 88 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:18.959 But first I'm going to tell you. First, I'm going 89 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:22.160 to tell you one other story. So last week this 90 00:04:22.279 --> 00:04:25.399 is an old this is old boord af I think 91 00:04:25.399 --> 00:04:27.160 I have a similar story on the show. But this 92 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:32.120 happened again last Thursday. I went to go see this 93 00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:35.439 durand drand cover band that I like. Mm hmmm, I 94 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:37.959 like them very much. I'm friends with the guy that 95 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:41.639 is Nick. He's the Nick Rhodes and the band. He's 96 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:44.759 so good. Everyone's so good. They're so talented, they're really 97 00:04:44.800 --> 00:04:47.279 playing and amazing. They wear the little wigs and makeup 98 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:49.680 and they have so much fun. This band is called 99 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:51.920 Rio Attribute Band, So let's give them a little shout 100 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:53.319 out if you want to find them online. 101 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:57.000 Her name is Reo and okay, oh good. 102 00:04:57.800 --> 00:05:02.360 So every time I go, I've bet, Oh, you're so good. 103 00:05:02.439 --> 00:05:07.680 You did not have to say that. So not. I 104 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:09.839 don't know. I'm not even like trained as a singer 105 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:12.600 at all. No, you shut up, Yes you are, don't. 106 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:15.439 I swear to God. I swear to God. I've never 107 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:17.079 taken a vocal lesson in my life. 108 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:21.079 You are lying right now, do not lie? 109 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:26.240 You are so sweet. I'm not even being sweet right now, listen, 110 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:27.920 I don't like when people say I'm sweet when I'm 111 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:28.680 just giving a truth. 112 00:05:28.759 --> 00:05:31.360 I never lie about compliments. I would just say I 113 00:05:31.399 --> 00:05:34.560 wouldn't say anything. I would just be like, hmm next. 114 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:38.519 But no, my god, it's like an angel, just like 115 00:05:38.519 --> 00:05:40.560 like the heavens opened up in a bungel. 116 00:05:41.879 --> 00:05:45.240 Yes, now you don't? 117 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:48.000 Yes, I do save a prayer? Do you save a prayer? 118 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:56.079 Save a prayer? What if this was real? But if 119 00:05:56.079 --> 00:05:58.480 this was real and I just sang like the whole 120 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:09.959 song in that terrible say it for the morning after? Okay, Well, now, Cecily, 121 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:13.120 you really are a singer, so that's probably was not 122 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:14.120 pleasant for you. 123 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:18.680 That was beautiful and I God, Well, anyway, that's our show. 124 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:21.360 That's our show me. Okay. 125 00:06:21.399 --> 00:06:23.759 So I've been going to this particular show with this 126 00:06:23.879 --> 00:06:26.480 band since twenty fifteen I started. We've been going for 127 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:29.639 ten years. They've been together. There's been different iterations, like 128 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:32.439 the Andy has come and got different, like band members 129 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:36.120 of you know, Leftown or whatever and right so, but 130 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:38.879 for the most part, it's the same band and I 131 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:42.040 love it. And the first time I went back ten 132 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:46.000 years ago, I developed this insane transference of a crush 133 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:48.759 on on the guy that plays Simon. Now he is 134 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:52.360 not Simon, but in my mind he's Simon because he 135 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:54.759 sounds like me, he looks like him, he's dressed like Gimmy, 136 00:06:54.920 --> 00:06:55.959 dances like him. 137 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:59.319 And why not. He's probably more accessible than the real Simon, 138 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:01.120 seemingly any sort of. 139 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:03.319 And I remember back then kind of crushing on him 140 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:05.079 and telling my friends and they're like, oh, we should 141 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:07.399 go talk to him or whatever. Here's his name. I 142 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:09.040 kind of got nervous. I went over to him, and 143 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:10.800 I got nervous. And then I saw these like really 144 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:13.720 hot girls where he had like groupies for real. Oh, 145 00:07:13.759 --> 00:07:17.160 because it happens. And I got intimidated and like went 146 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:19.720 about my life. But I only go see this band, 147 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:22.199 you know, maybe every couple of years. Is not like 148 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:26.759 constant right hold on. I had to turn my mic 149 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:28.439 off for a second because I had to. I had 150 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:30.800 to clear my throat. Oh, I got so excited. I 151 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:38.399 had to clear my throat. Oh I'm sorry. So we 152 00:07:38.560 --> 00:07:42.040 go last Thursday and they were playing at three of clubs, 153 00:07:42.040 --> 00:07:44.519 which I did you ever perform there? I love that place. 154 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:46.959 I never I don't think I did. But I didn't 155 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:48.399 even know that place still existed. 156 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:51.519 Still, it made it through COVID better than ever. It's 157 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:54.439 so much fun, and it was especially fun because everyone 158 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:57.120 at the show. It's the Duran Duran cover. First there's 159 00:07:57.160 --> 00:07:59.959 a Kiss cover band, then Duran Duran, and then there's 160 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:03.600 one called Fast Times and it's this guy that comes 161 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:06.920 out dressed as Pecoli. He's got like white zinc on 162 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:08.639 his nose and he's running a Hawaiian chirt. 163 00:08:08.680 --> 00:08:11.480 I've seen that advertised at the Canyon Clubs and I've 164 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:14.199 always wondered if they're good, but really amazing. 165 00:08:14.439 --> 00:08:16.160 They start out with a bunch of bond job but 166 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:19.519 they just play like eighty songs. It's all good. It's 167 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:22.959 just so fun to me. So there, it's all fun, 168 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:25.480 and everybody there is kind of there's some young people, 169 00:08:25.560 --> 00:08:27.879 maybe people brought their kids, but for the most part 170 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:31.120 it's like forties and fifties, like people who lived lived this. 171 00:08:31.839 --> 00:08:33.120 So there's like cute guys. 172 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:35.879 I'm always a little flirty with the guys, you know, 173 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:38.559 Like I don't know one guy, I was at the 174 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:42.159 bar and waiting for the bartender and this guy was like, uh, 175 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:43.879 he's a little slow today, and I was like, yeah, 176 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:45.919 and then couldn't make eye contact with this cute guy 177 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:48.360 at the bar who was probably my age, and then 178 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:50.360 he goes, did you need me to help you like 179 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:51.159 get his attention? 180 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:57.440 And I was like, that's okay, And then I'm like, 181 00:08:57.559 --> 00:08:59.440 I'll just have a couple of SIPs of this and 182 00:08:59.480 --> 00:09:01.240 then I'll have that courage to like talk to him. 183 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:04.080 But then I just didn't and watch the van. So 184 00:09:04.559 --> 00:09:06.600 the point is is that I am in love with 185 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:09.240 this Simon right and my friends know it. So I'm 186 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:11.519 there with two friends. So every time Simon comes out 187 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:13.240 into the crowd and he does that sometimes it does 188 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:15.799 a little crowd work when he's singing huh. My friends 189 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:18.000 will push me and I'm a little bit of a lightweight, 190 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:21.000 you know, I'm not I'm kind of small, easy to push. 191 00:09:21.279 --> 00:09:23.360 They will push me in his direction, so I have 192 00:09:23.440 --> 00:09:25.759 to kind of stop my feet like I'll kind of 193 00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:28.679 do I'll kind of exaggerate it and just like run 194 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:30.440 that way and then I'll run back. 195 00:09:30.519 --> 00:09:33.320 You know, it's very tenth grade, but go on a 196 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:36.799 tenth I would say six. They'll do that. 197 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:39.399 They'll do that, and then the other friend will push 198 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:42.039 me the other way. Like I'm just constantly being pushed 199 00:09:42.080 --> 00:09:44.799 towards this guy and I really like him, and then 200 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:47.320 he was making eye contact. I'm like, maybe this is 201 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:51.360 the time that we whatever. So my friend kind of 202 00:09:51.399 --> 00:09:53.639 knows him, so I was like, so, what's this deal. 203 00:09:53.759 --> 00:09:56.039 He's like married with a kid, right, and she's like, Cecily, 204 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:59.159 we go through this every time. No, he's not married, 205 00:09:59.399 --> 00:10:01.120 he does not have an kids. I'm like, is he straight? 206 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:01.600 Yes? 207 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:04.240 And I'm like, what's the problem, Like, I don't know. 208 00:10:04.320 --> 00:10:05.960 I just like I don't know him like that, you 209 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:09.200 ask him out. So I asked him out out. That's 210 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:12.120 kind of sudden. Well She's like, I don't know. You 211 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:15.200 got to find out. So then so the Dranduran thing 212 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:19.399 ends and everybody's milling about and fast Time starts and 213 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:21.559 I'm all into that, you know, I'm loving it. And 214 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:23.480 then all of a sudden, the Simon comes over to me, 215 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:26.039 this guy who is not really Simon, and he's doing 216 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:29.799 the accent. He's not really English, but he goes hello. 217 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:31.799 On the stun someone wanted me to say hello. 218 00:10:31.639 --> 00:10:33.559 To you, like like it's a make a wish, like 219 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:35.480 it's a cameo. Yeah, And I was. 220 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:38.799 Like, wait, what is happening here. Wait, but did he 221 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:41.279 do it in a British accent a little bit? Oh 222 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:44.039 my god, he's really cute, but he was like somebody 223 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.039 was paying him to be in character. 224 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:48.080 Kind of, or I think he just stays in character 225 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:50.000 because that's just like what you do for the show, 226 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:51.200 like that's what the show is. 227 00:10:51.720 --> 00:10:53.600 But so he does that, and I'm like, it's like 228 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:57.080 somebody bought you a lap dance, yeah, yes, or a cameo, 229 00:10:57.519 --> 00:11:00.480 you know what I mean. But wait, my friend who's 230 00:11:00.519 --> 00:11:03.799 sort of friends with the band, but they're not friends 231 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:05.399 with him, like so there's. 232 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:09.200 No they know him. They know him, but they're not 233 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:11.279 like good friends, but enough to say, oh, my friend 234 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:13.919 likes you like she and whatever. So do you wait? 235 00:11:14.080 --> 00:11:16.480 But you couldn't go backstage and like do. 236 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:19.360 Oh there's no real backstage, like they just come out, 237 00:11:19.679 --> 00:11:23.480 you know. So I'm like hi, and he's like, good 238 00:11:23.519 --> 00:11:25.559 to see you because he's recognized me from before, and 239 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:27.600 I'm like good to see you, and I weirdly like 240 00:11:27.679 --> 00:11:33.919 touch his arm, which is very fit, very well fine arm, 241 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:37.639 lovely lovely little bicep that I did not expect because 242 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:39.919 I don't think Sime and Labonn has that, so I 243 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:42.559 was just like, oh, yeah, you too, and then I'm 244 00:11:42.600 --> 00:11:45.159 so awkward. He walks off. So I say to my friend, 245 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:46.840 I'm like, what did you say to him? Why did 246 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:48.639 he randomly just come over? And she's like, oh, I 247 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:50.240 just said you thought he was cute? And he's like 248 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:53.320 which one? And I'm like the little, the petite one, 249 00:11:53.320 --> 00:11:56.519 and the fedora because I was wearing a fedora obviously 250 00:11:56.720 --> 00:12:00.799 nice and I'm like but that now what? But then 251 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:02.919 then then I got all and then of course Chip 252 00:12:02.960 --> 00:12:05.720 was like, god, you are like a teenager. The whole 253 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:07.679 way home we were getting taco bell and I was, ah, 254 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:11.919 so that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's it. There's nothing 255 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:14.159 I can do because if I don't take the leap, 256 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:16.879 And also like what do you do? 257 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:19.759 You talk to him? You like go like what's on? 258 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:22.759 I'm like, oh my gosh, I love your band? So who? 259 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:25.679 Like where are you from? Right? Where? Yeah? 260 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:26.240 Where are you from? 261 00:12:26.240 --> 00:12:26.480 Really? 262 00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:29.799 You're not English? Yeah? Maybe next time I can do that. 263 00:12:29.960 --> 00:12:31.159 I have no idea. 264 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:33.120 Are they playing again soon? 265 00:12:33.879 --> 00:12:37.559 I'll find them. Yeah, they don't play that often, but sometimes. 266 00:12:37.240 --> 00:12:41.399 You'll play on Instagram. We're friends on Facebook, but I 267 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:44.120 just what about Instagram? Instagram is a lot cooler. 268 00:12:44.279 --> 00:12:47.159 I feel like he's not I feel like he's not 269 00:12:47.519 --> 00:12:50.320 on there. I'll see. I mean, this is just getting 270 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:52.200 embarrassing and I don't want anyone to go behind my 271 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:54.279 back and do this because we already have someone like 272 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:57.519 people like pushing me on him. I mean, I feel 273 00:12:57.519 --> 00:12:59.600 like if he was interested, he would just ask me out. 274 00:12:59.600 --> 00:13:02.279 But he's maybe he's just not, so I do only 275 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:03.320 don't want to push it. 276 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:04.960 Why would he come over to you if he wasn't 277 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:05.879 interesting because. 278 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:08.720 My friend made him. My friend thinks you're cute, goes 279 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:11.519 say hi, she can't make him. Yeah, but you know 280 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:14.159 he was trying to be I don't know who knows. Yeah, 281 00:13:14.159 --> 00:13:16.519 that's a good point. And when I try to get information, 282 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:17.960 she's like, guy, I really don't know what his dealing 283 00:13:18.080 --> 00:13:21.480 right now. I don't know. There's always this very hot 284 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:25.279 blonde chick who's there and was there this night too, 285 00:13:25.320 --> 00:13:28.440 and I think there's some connection there. I don't know 286 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:30.840 what that is. I don't know who she listen. It's 287 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:32.799 all I know. But the thing at the end of them. 288 00:13:32.519 --> 00:13:35.519 On their website, I'm just letting you say the webs 289 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:36.919 I'm not going to say his name. I'm not going 290 00:13:36.919 --> 00:13:40.480 to say his name, but which I can't tell, which 291 00:13:40.519 --> 00:13:41.480 is which guys? 292 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:47.159 Which simon does he wear? Like there's a white shirt 293 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:49.000 with black like. 294 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:52.759 Like lives in it. Like, Okay, he's really cute and 295 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:56.759 I know he looks British though I know he has 296 00:13:56.799 --> 00:14:00.639 that John Waite kind of looked to him. Yes, but 297 00:14:00.679 --> 00:14:02.879 he's not any of those things that he just lives 298 00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:03.559 around town. 299 00:14:04.080 --> 00:14:07.240 I'd him before I've tried, like I have tried, and 300 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:10.000 I listen. I have no further information except that I 301 00:14:10.120 --> 00:14:12.279 just like fucked up everything. I fucked up the guy 302 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:15.159 trying to get me a drink. It was perfectly a 303 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:17.200 cute like I'd much rather meet a guy like that 304 00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:20.799 than online. It's exactly the place you're supposed to meet somebody, 305 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:26.759 and I just I fail, I like regress, I forgot 306 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:31.399 how to do this and I don't have like, ugh, 307 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:36.039 I don't know. We're working. We're working on it, don't 308 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:37.919 I hear you get quiet? And I hope you are 309 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:42.519 not messaging him? No, I well, yes I'm messaging him, 310 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:44.480 but in the like A really he won't know it's 311 00:14:44.519 --> 00:14:47.519 me and you're like, I'm like, it's not about you. 312 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:49.879 It's about me. Maybe maybe I think it's good. He's 313 00:14:49.919 --> 00:14:52.879 good for LB. Always about you, Cecily, and I'm like, oh, 314 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:55.039 but I do have to. 315 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:58.480 Realize that she's not funny. I'm like, listen, she loves 316 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:01.639 stuff from the eighties and she likes older guys. So 317 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:06.919 they're playing next and unfortunately it's kind of far away, 318 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:13.440 right like the Canyon Club or something. No, Walnut Creek, California. Okay, 319 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:17.720 I'll find them again. I'll do something. I mean, listen, 320 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:20.080 you know you should do. You should pull like a 321 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:23.639 real housewives, like a Garcel and just have them over. 322 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:28.919 Just call the manly hands for massages for the ladies 323 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:32.000 and just you know, hire them to come play your event. 324 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:35.960 Honestly, I thought about not just because I wanted to 325 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:37.720 get Simon there, but I love them so much. I 326 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:39.600 would love to have like a birthday party and have 327 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:42.120 them play. But I'd imagine they're very It's like that 328 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:45.039 to be at least one thousand dollars because they're playing 329 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:47.600 real stuff. You know, they each have to make it. 330 00:15:47.639 --> 00:15:49.639 There's five of them, right, each have to meet at 331 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:52.360 least two fifty to do you know, a couple hours. 332 00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:54.440 Have you ever thought about the fact that like, and 333 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:57.559 I say this because of course I have thought about this. 334 00:15:57.919 --> 00:16:00.639 Every time I go see a band, I'm always like, 335 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:03.000 how much money do they make? It cannot be that 336 00:16:03.159 --> 00:16:06.320 much because especially when if you're in a band, wouldn't 337 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:09.000 you want to keep it small. Anytime somebody's like, let's 338 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:13.200 add a horn section, I'd be like, that's not Can 339 00:16:13.200 --> 00:16:15.679 we get away with not having that? Because you know, 340 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:18.759 and you think, oh, look, this makes it better. I 341 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:23.440 love their sound. They've got like eight you know, drummers. 342 00:16:24.320 --> 00:16:27.799 Boy Dog Pondering remember that, And what was the Polyphonic 343 00:16:27.919 --> 00:16:31.320 Spree They had like eighteen people in their band. It 344 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:33.519 was very cool in the early two thousands, and they 345 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:36.639 would all wear robes and you're like, this feels this 346 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:39.639 feels pretentious to me. I can't quite put my finger 347 00:16:39.679 --> 00:16:39.919 on it. 348 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:42.720 But are these people that are they pretentious? Because in 349 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:44.759 the other way where they're like, we just don't care 350 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:48.559 about money, like we just love music. We just love 351 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:50.480 what we're doing, and we want it to sound great 352 00:16:50.480 --> 00:16:52.799 for the people. I would be all about, like, can 353 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:54.159 we just have three people. 354 00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:55.159 In the band totally? 355 00:16:55.200 --> 00:16:58.919 What do we need like a guitar player, you know, keyboards, 356 00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:00.559 drums like good. 357 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:03.639 But then like the flip side of that is like, okay, 358 00:17:03.639 --> 00:17:05.519 so I want to hire a band for a birthday party. 359 00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:07.559 I want this band to play, but then I want 360 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:09.200 to be like, could you also work for just maybe 361 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:10.839 you could just work for a little bit of the bar? Like, 362 00:17:10.880 --> 00:17:13.319 how would I even arrange that? I don't want to 363 00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:15.720 pay all the money that they deserve to be paid. 364 00:17:16.519 --> 00:17:18.240 What would you think the lowest they get paid a 365 00:17:18.279 --> 00:17:20.559 band a cover? Maybe because I have a friend in 366 00:17:20.599 --> 00:17:23.480 the band, I could get a discount, but then that's 367 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:25.759 shitty because then you're like, they're not playing. You know, 368 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:28.160 they don't want to do that. So what do you 369 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:29.960 think the lowest would be? Like two hundred and fifty 370 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:33.160 per person? But then they need like a sound guy, right, 371 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:38.160 that's exactly, But can't they do the sound? The sound 372 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:40.559 guy is just like at the place that you do it? 373 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:44.480 Oh, I don't know, really hard? 374 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:46.559 So hard? 375 00:17:47.559 --> 00:17:50.440 So there, Yes, there's five, there are five of them. 376 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:56.440 Is your guy? Your guy's the vocalist, right, Simon Lebon? Yes, yes, 377 00:17:56.480 --> 00:17:58.400 sorry I got upset that you did not know that, 378 00:17:58.440 --> 00:18:01.240 but you don't have I'm gonna tell you something that 379 00:18:01.319 --> 00:18:05.519 you're not gonna like, Okay, he's married with eight kids. No, 380 00:18:06.440 --> 00:18:08.079 what I'm going to tell you is that they don't 381 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:11.200 have a very good website. Like a good website, you 382 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:15.359 can't click on anything. It's really very old, like old 383 00:18:15.359 --> 00:18:18.000 and simple, like they take someone to kind of design it. 384 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:21.759 But then you can't look at stuff. It's hard to explain. 385 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:25.039 You can't like look at more stuff about them. They 386 00:18:25.079 --> 00:18:26.200 need to do better, guys. 387 00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:29.400 Let me see what I can do. Let me see 388 00:18:29.400 --> 00:18:29.839 what I can do. 389 00:18:29.880 --> 00:18:32.319 Maybe I should be their social media person, and then 390 00:18:32.359 --> 00:18:33.880 you can kind of get close to him that way, 391 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:36.119 and you could just do like run everything through him. 392 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:42.279 I remember when I was eleven, so very long ago, 393 00:18:42.400 --> 00:18:45.799 and I was as obsessed. I was extremely obsessed with Driandrean. 394 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:47.759 I didn't even have to finish the sentence. I could 395 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:50.440 have just said, extremely obsessed with dot dot dot doesn't 396 00:18:50.519 --> 00:18:54.119 matter something. But it was Durandrean for a long time, 397 00:18:54.519 --> 00:18:56.680 and I would make my grandmother talk about it. I 398 00:18:56.680 --> 00:18:58.319 think I told you this, and she was not really 399 00:18:58.480 --> 00:19:02.200 very interested in that. She really was just like did 400 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:04.240 not know what I was talking about. But I'd make 401 00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:05.920