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Speaker 3: With me, fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeos. Hello,
Speaker 3: and welcome back to the fucking show. Got some current
Speaker 3: events here for us, But before we get into them,
Speaker 3: how are you? How's life?
Speaker 2: Have you gotten any tick bites recently? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm aware shits went left with the ticks. And it's
Speaker 3: actually a surprisingly scary topic because even before all the
Speaker 3: conspiracy angle on the tics, I was already afraid of
Speaker 3: ticks because you ever met somebody who's gotten limes? Fuck that? Okay,
Speaker 3: no limes for me, please, which sucks because I love
Speaker 3: key lime pie, and every time I think of limes,
Speaker 3: I think of key lime pie one of my favorite
Speaker 3: desserts of all time, actually pie, and it's ruined for
Speaker 3: me because every time somebody says limes disease, that's the
Speaker 3: first thing I think of. How could something so pleasantly
Speaker 3: sweet and delicious cause such horrible symptoms. Anyways, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is going on.
Speaker 2: With the ticks?
Speaker 3: And if you're new here, I haven't done this in
Speaker 3: a month of Sundays. I can't even remember the last
Speaker 3: time I did this. But if you are new to
Speaker 3: the Cosmic Peach Podcast, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 2: I'm Julia.
Speaker 3: I am the host, the creator, and the end all
Speaker 3: be all of this podcast. If you're here, you probably
Speaker 3: already know what you're in for because you found me
Speaker 3: somewhere else and decided to, you know, try try on
Speaker 3: the Cosmic Peach podcast see how it wears, and hopefully
Speaker 3: you stick around because we cover all kinds of really
Speaker 3: amazing and fun things over here, don't we. I got
Speaker 3: a couple clips for us on the ticks. I found
Speaker 3: a couple people, ranchers, farmers talking about finding tick boxes
Speaker 3: box oh ticks on their property biting all their livestock.
Speaker 3: And I'm not going to share any of those clips,
Speaker 3: just wanted to let you know in case you have
Speaker 3: seen these videos. It's really strange, right, Why would there
Speaker 3: just be tick boxes all over somebody's property. Then I
Speaker 3: found a more interesting clip on how ticks have went
Speaker 3: crazy originating somewhere.
Speaker 2: In Texas the lone Star tick, and it's just spread
Speaker 2: it up, spread it up, spread it up throughout the country.
Speaker 3: Now we're reaching way up in the Northern States with
Speaker 3: the I don't know what else to call it, the
Speaker 3: zombie tick out break, and all of this just in
Speaker 3: time for Phfizer to be releasing a limes disease vaccine.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get into this a little bit more in
Speaker 3: a moment. But have you noticed there's even more scientists missing.
Speaker 3: That's another thing, and I did have a clip on that,
Speaker 3: but it's like, who cares at this point. Nobody's really
Speaker 3: paying that much attention, and we don't know where the
Speaker 3: motherfuckers are. They're vanished, they're disappeared. And if you're saying
Speaker 3: to yourself, well, this is old news, Julia, we already
Speaker 3: heard about that. That's because you're not subscribed to cosmic
Speaker 3: Peach Patreon by the time you're hearing this, it probably
Speaker 3: is old news. Right now, today is Friday, April seventeenth,
Speaker 3: and there's more missing scientists. I just heard about it,
Speaker 3: just hearing about the tickboxes, just found out about the
Speaker 3: Pfizer vaccine, and we're gonna.
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Speaker 3: before we get to apothecary corner in the topic at hand,
Speaker 3: I'm working on a little something for.
Speaker 2: You, guys.
Speaker 3: I watched a documentary on Netflix. Don't judge me, Okay,
Speaker 3: don't judge, because I get some good ideas.
Speaker 2: It's a jumping off.
Speaker 3: Point to start better research. So I watched this documentary
Speaker 3: called the Texas Killing Fields, and it was all right,
Speaker 3: it was okay, definitely got me thinking about some things.
Speaker 3: At the end of the documentary, they said who was
Speaker 3: arrested in, who they blamed for this, and who they
Speaker 3: thought did it wrong. Okay, themo nothing is making sense.
Speaker 3: The girls are all different ages, they're coming from all.
Speaker 2: Over the place.
Speaker 3: It was not They blamed it on this skinny, no
Speaker 3: tooth having crackheaded x con crazy ponytail motherfucker pedo weirdo
Speaker 3: that was blessed than on his stepdaughter. And they were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's gotta be Clyde because he's the biggest piece of
Speaker 3: shit we know and because of that, he must be
Speaker 3: responsible for killing all these girls.
Speaker 2: Local.
Speaker 3: Listen, just because someone is a no tooth having skinny,
Speaker 3: crackheaded looking ponytail, greased backex Kahn who's molestize in his stepdaughter,
Speaker 3: it does not necessarily make him guilty of this Texas
Speaker 3: killing field shit. What it looked like to me is
Speaker 3: the cases who are so cold for so long. They
Speaker 3: literally dug up the worst looking, ugliest, creepiest guy in
Speaker 3: the five mile radius and said it must be him
Speaker 3: because he's ugly and creepy and he doesn't have no
Speaker 3: teeth and he stinks like SIGs and bo so it
Speaker 3: has to be Clyde. It's a lot like the Henry
Speaker 3: Lee Lucas thing. He was a no tooth having crazy
Speaker 3: creepy looking And I'm not even saying that Clyde didn't
Speaker 3: do a little something in the neighborhood. Okay, he probably did,
Speaker 3: and he definitely was molestizing his stepdaughter, but that don't
Speaker 3: mean he was single handedly up to all this stuff.
Speaker 3: But that's just a little taste test. I'm putting together
Speaker 3: more of a presentation on it for an upcoming episode.
Speaker 3: So that's just a little something for you to look forward.
Speaker 1: Two.
Speaker 3: But without further Ado, let's go ahead and get Apothecary
Speaker 3: Corner out of the way, so we can talk about tickboxes,
Speaker 3: and we can talk about Pfizer vaccine, and we can
Speaker 3: talk about lines, and we can talk about some things
Speaker 3: and our topic for today, So without further Ado, here's
Speaker 3: today's Apothecary Corner, Ancient remedies for every day wellness. Let's
Speaker 3: see if we can find a little taint salve something
Speaker 3: maybe for limes in case you get that shit, because
Speaker 3: I've heard that's no fun at all. Uh, how about
Speaker 3: limph mover tincture. Any of you guys, got any limph problems,
Speaker 3: got a little congestion going on? How about how about
Speaker 3: any gi issues? You guys got gi issues? You have
Speaker 3: any consterrhea, diapation, These are all things that can be
Speaker 3: solved with a little beat root digestive powder. Let's see
Speaker 3: what's all in it. Don't put this on your tank
Speaker 3: unless you want diarrhea of the tank. So beatroot digestive
Speaker 3: powder a digestive boosting powder that combines the gut healing
Speaker 3: properties of beetroot with natural enzymes to improve digestion. This
Speaker 3: powder helps stimulate the digestive process and supports healthy gut flora.
Speaker 3: For every day wellness ingredients three taples spoons beetroot powder,
Speaker 3: two taple spoons ginger powder, one tapulespoon finnyl seed powder,
Speaker 3: one teeth poon cinnamon powder, and one teeth poon cardamom powder.
Speaker 3: And you mix all the shit together in a bowl,
Speaker 3: store it in an airtight container in a cool, dry place,
Speaker 3: and then use one teaspoon purse serving stirring it into
Speaker 3: warm water.
Speaker 2: Put it in your smoothies.
Speaker 3: Or drink it in tea. And it says it's really
Speaker 3: good to drink it in the morning to help get
Speaker 3: them shits rolling. You know what I'm saying. That's some
Speaker 3: morning shits. I deal for those with sluggish digestion and bloating.
Speaker 3: So that's a little beetroot digestive powder. Again, not for
Speaker 3: the tint unless you want diarrhea of the tint. Listen, people,
Speaker 3: everybody's got something wrong with their gut and immunity, skin issues.
Speaker 3: A lot of shit comes from the gut. You need
Speaker 3: to be working on getting eye shit at least three
Speaker 3: to four times a day, mostly in the morning, but
Speaker 3: a couple, you know, trickle out throughout the day. But
Speaker 3: if you not shitting, if you go, oh, you know
Speaker 3: one of them people who thinks it's noverm real to say, oh,
Speaker 3: I shit like a few times a week.
Speaker 2: Wrong.
Speaker 3: You need to get that bee hole slicked up, looped up,
Speaker 3: and get that shit out of your gut. I can't
Speaker 3: even tell you what a mood booster it is to
Speaker 3: get all that backed up, clogged up shit out of
Speaker 3: your gut. You can drink some Kifer at night if
Speaker 3: you're not into the beetroot infusion. Just get a little
Speaker 3: key for Walmart, Target, wherever local health food store they
Speaker 3: got the shit. Drink some Keifer at night. You know,
Speaker 3: take some probiotics. They're really expensive and not at the
Speaker 3: same time. I take one that's like ten bucks and
Speaker 3: works great for me. Obviously, I have River Jordan coming
Speaker 3: out my ass sometimes. And you may be thinking to yourself, Julia,
Speaker 3: I don't want diarrhea. I don't want diarrhea either. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying I don't be constipated. I don't have bricks
Speaker 3: coming out my ass. I have a nice healthy Anyways,
Speaker 3: you need to be getting that shit out of your
Speaker 3: colon because if you're full of shit, your life is
Speaker 3: full of shit and you in a shitty fucking mood.
Speaker 3: Ask me how I know fucking There are people in
Speaker 3: my life who are just constantly in a shitty fucking
Speaker 3: mood and I talk to them and it's like they
Speaker 3: taking metamucil and ben a fiber and all this stuff
Speaker 3: because they can't get the shits out, and it's it's showing, Hunty,
Speaker 3: it's showing. Okay, get your shits out, be a good person,
Speaker 3: be in a better mood.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're in a shitty mood.
Speaker 3: Until you get those first couple shits out in the day,
Speaker 3: all right, you wake up in a bad mood, you're
Speaker 3: mean to everybody. You get those first couple shits out
Speaker 3: of the way. Wow, the world is your oyster, You're
Speaker 3: nice person again. I'm telling you the secret to life
Speaker 3: and happiness is all in the gut, baby, It's all
Speaker 3: in the gut. But enough of that. That's today's apothecary corner.
Speaker 3: So anyways, I got a clip for a speaking of
Speaker 3: just shit that can be wrong with you. I got
Speaker 3: a clip for you this scientist, asshole guy. And maybe
Speaker 3: he's a decent person, maybe he shits three times a day.
Speaker 3: I don't fucking know him, all right, But I got
Speaker 3: a clip from this guy talking about the lone star
Speaker 3: tick upeval and limes and this other thing that it
Speaker 3: can do to you to make you allergic to shit
Speaker 3: and all kinds of stuff. And I want to play
Speaker 3: that clip for you and just get your thoughts, your feelings,
Speaker 3: in your opensions.
Speaker 2: So let's hear what he has to say.
Speaker 3: Rollowne one.
Speaker 4: This is a public service announcement. Please share this information widely.
Speaker 4: The map behind me from a recently published study shows
Speaker 4: the general distribution of a type of tick called Ambloma americanum,
Speaker 4: also known as the lone star tick, which is primarily
Speaker 4: responsible for causing a type of meat allergy called alpha
Speaker 4: gal allergy, which is shorthand for the sugar molecule galactose
Speaker 4: alpha one to three galactose. This sugar molecule is found
Speaker 4: in mammalian meat except for in humans and certain primates,
Speaker 4: and when the lone star tick bites humans, it causes
Speaker 4: an immune response that could lead to a long term
Speaker 4: meat allergy. Any type of meat product that also includes
Speaker 4: gelatine could cause severe, potentially life threatening allergic reactions. It
Speaker 4: is not always consistent and the reactions can be delayed
Speaker 4: by four to six hours and can make people very sick.
Speaker 4: The CDC estimates that close to half a million people
Speaker 4: in the United States are living with alpha gal syndrome.
Speaker 4: This map behind me is a predictive model of where
Speaker 4: the lone star ticks have been moving, which is further
Speaker 4: and further north, likely because the temperatures have been steadily
Speaker 4: rising over the last several years. So it's important to
Speaker 4: reduce your chances of getting bitten by a tick when
Speaker 4: you're outside in the summer months. Ticks are typically found
Speaker 4: in grassy areas or in forests, so cover yourself with
Speaker 4: clothing wear bug spray after being outside, make sure you're
Speaker 4: taking a shower and doing a thorough tick check to
Speaker 4: make sure that you find any ticks and remove them
Speaker 4: as soon as possible.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what you guys think about that,
Speaker 3: but and then Firezer's roll in this this new limes
Speaker 3: disease vaccine out. Let me tell you a little something.
Speaker 3: This could be a great time for those with a
Speaker 3: significant other to rip each other down and check each
Speaker 3: other for ticks. You know, check their puss folds, check
Speaker 3: their undertitty, check their b crack, all that stuff. Get
Speaker 3: up close and personal with your ladies, and it's just
Speaker 3: the perfect excuse, you know what I'm saying, to get
Speaker 3: your hands on her or him whoever h and check
Speaker 3: each other for ticks. Oh honey, I love you so
Speaker 3: much and I don't want you to die from limes
Speaker 3: or get this awful fucking meat allergy thing. Let me
Speaker 3: check you for ticks. Let me check your titty, nipples,
Speaker 3: your undertitty, your little puss folds, b folds, Let.
Speaker 2: Me just check you out, you know what.
Speaker 3: Just be kind to each other, check each other for ticks,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But on a more serious.
Speaker 3: Note, the guy in this video, I don't know a
Speaker 3: lot about him, but he's wearing a stethis coat, he's
Speaker 3: got his name on the thing is like MD. Zachary whatever.
Speaker 3: And the pompousness of these people in the medical field
Speaker 3: to come on a TikTok video and alpha gama alpha
Speaker 3: beta glucose, it just makes me want to slap him
Speaker 3: in the fucking face. Why do I want to slap
Speaker 3: him in the fucking face? Because at what point does
Speaker 3: it occur to medical professionals that this thing that ticks
Speaker 3: can do to you to cause you to never be
Speaker 3: able to eat meat again. Is this is a derived
Speaker 3: problem from bioengineered bio weaponry that's been in stalled in
Speaker 3: these ticks. No way is this a naturally occurring thing
Speaker 3: that happens with ticks. These are bio weapons, bio engineered
Speaker 3: cooked up in a lab somewhere. They take little pipe bets,
Speaker 3: they fill it with stuff, they shove it into the
Speaker 3: ticks bee hole, and then they release them out in
Speaker 3: the middle of a Texas field somewhere, and then what
Speaker 3: do you know, Oh my goodness, you can never eat
Speaker 3: meat again cause you went skinny dipping with your honey,
Speaker 3: and you got a little tick bite on your titty.
Speaker 3: Good Bye bacon, good Bye phile A mignon. No more
Speaker 3: chicken nuggets, no more pork chops, Bye baby, you gotta
Speaker 3: meat allergy for the rest of your life. About if
Speaker 3: you don't get alpha gamma beta glucose from these bio
Speaker 3: engineered tics, you can get limes, which is arguably kind
Speaker 3: of worse because well, I don't know you can have
Speaker 3: limes and still eat a steak.
Speaker 2: What if you got both? What if you got limes and.
Speaker 3: The fucking shit that can that makes it to where
Speaker 3: you can never eat a porchop again. This is what
Speaker 3: we're up against, people, As if we needed anti thing
Speaker 3: else to be afraid of.
Speaker 2: When leaving the home.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna catch me frolicking through any fields recently,
Speaker 3: you're not gonna catch me galloping.
Speaker 2: Through green pastures.
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you why. It's not because I'm a pussy.
Speaker 3: It's because I know with this new limes disease vaccine
Speaker 3: rolling out, these ticks are on a.
Speaker 2: Whole fucking other level.
Speaker 3: These aren't your run of the mill tick, these loan
Speaker 3: star ticks. They're a little bit bigger. They look like
Speaker 3: they could probably get loaded up with more shit in
Speaker 3: the lab, better transport system, bigger tick, higher payload, and
Speaker 3: they're releasing this shit. Oh they're migrating because now, bitch,
Speaker 3: they're dropping ticks off all over the damn place, and
Speaker 3: they're trying to get people fucked up enough to get
Speaker 3: this vaccine or scared enough to get this vaccine. All right,
Speaker 3: and what is this, this new limes disease vaccine?
Speaker 2: What is it going to do? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It could turn people into I am legend, This could
Speaker 3: be the.
Speaker 2: Start of it.
Speaker 3: This could be our world Old war Z that I've
Speaker 3: been predicting, or it could not, and I could just
Speaker 3: be an asshole. And these this is a totally normal
Speaker 3: thing that's going on with the ticks and the tick
Speaker 3: boxes and the meat allergies and the limes and pfisors
Speaker 3: the good guy because they've got a vaccine for us
Speaker 3: whenever we're ready, when we can't eat bacon anymore. But anyways, guys,
Speaker 3: we have a lot to discuss today. I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: introducing something new to the Cosmic Peach podcast, and I
Speaker 3: hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna be weekly.
Speaker 3: It might be once a month or every couple of weeks,
Speaker 3: or just whenever I find something cool. But we're gonna
Speaker 3: start doing a little cosmic history lesson because I keep
Speaker 3: finding all these clips of like snippets from Ancient Aliens,
Speaker 3: and snippets from History Channel, and snippets from some weird
Speaker 3: documentaries on the Travel Channel, and they tell you, like
Speaker 3: these little half particle fragments of ancient history that's really interesting,
Speaker 3: that probably has a lot of true stuff mixed in
Speaker 3: with a bunch of eyes. And I think we should
Speaker 3: have our own cosmic history lesson where we take a
Speaker 3: look at these fragments and bits and pieces and half
Speaker 3: truths that they put out there for people on the
Speaker 3: History Channel History quote unquote channel, and we dissect them,
Speaker 3: we discuss them, we learn the hidden truth behind the
Speaker 3: smoke screen or the agenta whatever it is they're doing
Speaker 3: in these documentaries. And today I got a little interesting
Speaker 3: one for us. They're talking about giants, they're talking about
Speaker 3: finding giant bones, they're talking about Sumerian tablets. They're talking
Speaker 3: about a lot, And that means we you need to
Speaker 3: talk about a lot, because they only give you a
Speaker 3: tick sized amount of truth sometimes and then they then
Speaker 3: fill you up with all this extraterrestrial nonsense. And you know,
Speaker 3: if you're listening to my show, I can assume that
Speaker 3: you're on board with kind of how I feel about
Speaker 3: the extraterrestrial nonsense. And so I thought we could we
Speaker 3: could unpack.
Speaker 2: Some of this stuff together. We could talk about it.
Speaker 3: We can have our little cosmic history lesson together. But
Speaker 3: for today's history lesson, only those Cosmic Peach listeners true
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