1 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: Hi there, Welcome back to Vanity Farah. This is my podcast. 2 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:10,199 My name is Chris Farah, where I get to talk 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,080 about whatever I want to talk about, and I don't 4 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,919 talk about what I don't want to talk about, like 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,280 Last Resort, but that's not what we're talking about today. 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,640 We're talking about ninety Day Fiance. This is regular og 7 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:29,640 ninety day. It's season twelve. It's episode five, something old, 8 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:35,479 something new, which can describe every episode of nine a 9 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:42,399 Day Fiance because inevitably we have similar storylines and yet 10 00:00:42,439 --> 00:00:45,640 there's always a little bit of a twist. I am 11 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,640 in adoration of this season. I really enjoy it. I 12 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:54,280 really like it. I like these people. I mean, I 13 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,920 hate me though we know that. But at the same time, 14 00:00:57,119 --> 00:01:01,479 I'm really enjoying relishing even every episode, and I'm so 15 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,560 thankful for that, because, like I said, I cannot watch 16 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:08,040 this season three of Last Resort. I find I do 17 00:01:08,079 --> 00:01:11,359 not like it. So if you are like, where is 18 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,480 that recap, you're not going to see it. I've considered 19 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,159 that maybe I'll go live on YouTube and not do 20 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,799 a podcast episode, but just like do like a ninety 21 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,560 day roundup where maybe you know, we can talk about 22 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,920 it if I decide to watch more episodes, and I'm 23 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,640 considering it, I have a lot more time on my hands. 24 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:33,079 I was this for the past six weeks doing a 25 00:01:33,599 --> 00:01:38,439 improv comedy sketch writing course at a place in Los 26 00:01:38,519 --> 00:01:44,079 Angeles called the Groundlings. And you learn improv and then 27 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:48,840 when you get to Writer's Lab, which is technically the 28 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:54,159 fourth level, you have to, of course write sketches and 29 00:01:54,319 --> 00:01:57,359 write monologues and you put up a show at the theater. 30 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,640 And it's a storied theater where a lot of funny 31 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:05,239 people have come out of And even though I did 32 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,960 improv at another school called UCB, I had never gone 33 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,159 through the program at Groundlings. So one of the things 34 00:02:13,159 --> 00:02:16,319 I decided to do is get back into some classes, 35 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:22,000 and I've really enjoyed it. This last level was really awesome. 36 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,680 I learned a lot, I loved all of my classmates, 37 00:02:25,719 --> 00:02:28,560 and yeah, I got to do a sketch show at 38 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:36,039 Groundling's theater, which is lovely and very professional. I'm someone 39 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:40,639 who has done many sketches at other theaters, and I've 40 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:44,479 done like theater theater, and I've never done sketches at 41 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:49,080 a theater that has a more theater like etiquette. Like 42 00:02:49,199 --> 00:02:54,719 having some lovely person move furniture on and off stage. 43 00:02:54,719 --> 00:02:58,560 For me, I'm usually the person moving my own furniture 44 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,960 on stage in the blackout, you know. So it was 45 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,840 so much fun and at the same time, I'm so 46 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:09,599 lucky and I'm so happy at this level. Ground Links 47 00:03:09,599 --> 00:03:12,439 members come and see the show and then they vote 48 00:03:12,479 --> 00:03:15,520 on whether you personally can move on to the last level, 49 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,080 which is advanced, and I mean, through the grace of God, 50 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:24,479 I passed. I'm so pumped for that. So at the 51 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:29,639 same time, my time has been borrowed, something old, something new, 52 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,680 something borrowed, like my time. And I'm not blue because 53 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,639 I passed and I will have more time to do 54 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:42,919 more episodes. So having said that, because I've taken away 55 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,240 last resort, I've listened to the people, and the people 56 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:49,280 have asked for Love After lock Up. So I'm knee 57 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,159 deep in the new season. I'm having some like weird 58 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:55,080 issues trying to watch all the episodes in sequential order. 59 00:03:55,639 --> 00:04:00,439 And I've also started watching This Is Polly. This Is 60 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,919 Polly and Love After lock Up are on we TV 61 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,840 if you have cable, as well as AMC the streaming network. 62 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,840 If you're someone who Honey got rid of the wires 63 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:17,839 and you know, went all digg digital. So this is 64 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:22,399 Polly's Bananas. I wish it was called Polly Pocket, and 65 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:25,040 I wish it was like, you know, a polycule is 66 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,720 what they call a group of people doing the poly lifestyle. 67 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,600 And I wish there was someone who, like you know, 68 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,519 would be like, it's our pocket, It's our Polly's pocket. 69 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,360 Now I want that joke. I'll tell you who doesn't 70 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,720 want it. Everyone else, I guess all the other people. 71 00:04:39,639 --> 00:04:42,279 But if you're watching this is Polly, I mean it's yeah, 72 00:04:42,319 --> 00:04:46,240 it's great, and it feels yeah, it feels very much 73 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,800 in the realm of like a love after lockup, like 74 00:04:50,759 --> 00:04:56,720 just yeah, there's a lot of crazy characters, and you know, 75 00:04:56,759 --> 00:05:02,959 obviously there's no like prison storyline, but there's just a 76 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:09,600 lot of people really enjoying their sex, loving that sex, honey, 77 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:14,759 loving it. I have always known about me that I 78 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,759 have like a jealous, possessive streak. Probably one of the 79 00:05:18,759 --> 00:05:21,959 reasons why I'm single is, like I've I've said this before, 80 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,439 I have a toxic trait. And the toxic trait is, 81 00:05:26,079 --> 00:05:30,000 if you enter me, you know what I'm talking about. 82 00:05:30,759 --> 00:05:36,879 I feel like I should own you now? Is that right? No? 83 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,959 Is it okay? No? I'm not even that part of 84 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,800 the Whitney Houston song. It's not right. It's not okay. Uh. 85 00:05:44,079 --> 00:05:45,680 And I'm trying to get over it. I'm trying to 86 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,759 not be like so like whatever like insecure attachment or 87 00:05:48,879 --> 00:05:51,480 just whatever that is. Like, I just I really feel 88 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:55,519 like if you feel the inside of me, like you 89 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,759 should be devoted to me for like all space and time. 90 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,360 I don't know why I feel that way. I want 91 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:08,639 to blame Disney anyway. Wow. Okay, So here's the thing 92 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,079 I have tried, and this is episode five of this season, 93 00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:18,079 to consider not talking about every episode for like two hours. 94 00:06:18,439 --> 00:06:21,079 Will that happen this episode? I mean, I'm all quite sure, 95 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,480 so it can be that. And if it's listen, if 96 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,480 I get to forty five minutes, I've only talked about 97 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,959 two people, then yeah, it's going to be a part 98 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,480 one and a part two. At the same time, I 99 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:35,120 don't want to be verbose. I don't even have a 100 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,920 co host right now. It's just me spitballing. I just 101 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:44,639 there's a lot to say, and I have pictures. Okay, 102 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:50,879 let's get in, shall we? Marissa and Edward. Edward's really nice. 103 00:06:50,879 --> 00:06:54,120 He has been on like that Instagram, honey, he like 104 00:06:54,199 --> 00:06:59,839 has sent me little messages. He loved my video with 105 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:07,240 Jake where we talk bitually about Marissa's ex, you know, 106 00:07:07,439 --> 00:07:10,160 the one that like looks like two different people with 107 00:07:10,199 --> 00:07:12,639 a hat on and hat off. I made that into 108 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,519 a reel and that man loved it, which then I 109 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,600 was like, do you hate him? Okay, but okay, we're 110 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,439 gonna get into everything. Don't even worry about it. Okay, 111 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,319 So let's start. She's picked him up from the airport, 112 00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:27,519 as we know, it's Pennsylvania Airport, it's Philadelphia International, Gobbless, 113 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:32,399 and she's driving him back to her home, and he 114 00:07:32,439 --> 00:07:35,160 says he's never been in a BMW and she finds 115 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:38,759 that like hard to believe. She's like, really, you've never 116 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:45,480 been in a beamer. I don't know. Like, first of all, 117 00:07:45,519 --> 00:07:47,839 I guess in my mind, I'm kind of like you've 118 00:07:47,879 --> 00:07:51,040 already set the stage that you have a privileged lifestyle 119 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,240 and that he hasn't been on a plane, and like 120 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:56,439 he hasn't stayed in a hotel before. So I don't 121 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,680 understand why you have to make it such a big deal. 122 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:02,120 If he hasn't been in you or specific make of car. 123 00:08:02,839 --> 00:08:04,480 I would have loved him to be like, no, but 124 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,720 I've been in many Mercedes, which is better? No, I 125 00:08:06,759 --> 00:08:08,560 don't know. You know what I'm saying. It's so funny, 126 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:12,319 and it's like I'd be like if someone was like, 127 00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:15,040 I haven't been in your kind of car, I'd be like, Oh, 128 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:19,519 there's like a lot of cars I haven't been in. Pause, 129 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,240 what kind of cars have not been in? Like? I 130 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:31,199 don't feel like I've ever been in a Jaguar great Like. 131 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,240 I you know, I've been in a Fiat. I've certainly 132 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,240 been in Toyota and Honda's. I've been in a Rolls. 133 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:39,960 I've been in Bentley. I've been in a range Rover. 134 00:08:40,759 --> 00:08:43,320 I've been in an Audi. I've been in a Jetta. 135 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,720 Is that the same kind? Okay, I've been in Alexis. 136 00:08:47,799 --> 00:08:51,320 I've been a Lincoln or I've you know what I 137 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,320 could have easily not been. I get Lincoln's in Cadillacs, 138 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,440 confused or probably not one of them. I haven't been 139 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:02,679 in a Ford Model T. I've been in trucks though. Well, 140 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,080 what a fascinating story, Chris. But you know, I don't 141 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,440 know I just would be like, yeah, but you know, 142 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:09,720 I not a lot of beamers there. I get it. 143 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:14,480 I get it now. He also doesn't use seat belts, 144 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:17,120 which I found funny. She's like, buckle up. And here's 145 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,000 the thing about that, which I get. If you haven't 146 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:24,559 been in a car that yells at you like welcome 147 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:29,120 to the like welcome to America, I have gotten more 148 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:34,679 like auditory sensitive, and so I can't deal with that beet, honey. 149 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,080 I mean, the minute someone hears that beet but they 150 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,840 don't put their seatbelt on immediately yell out part of 151 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,480 the car, I'll be like, put your spielt on. I'm 152 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,759 not going to keep driving with that sound. I can't 153 00:09:42,759 --> 00:09:44,919 do it. There's not music loud enough for me to 154 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,399 like drown that out. He's is like I'm starting to 155 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:53,080 feel overwhelmed. And you know, there's always, well not there's always, 156 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:56,080 but there's definitely a running theme of Peeps coming from 157 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:00,240 a certain place and then having to drive in America 158 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,840 and being like, Wow, that's a lot of cow fields, 159 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,440 a lot of corn, a lot of flatland, a lot 160 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:11,480 of no people. You know. You know what I'm trying 161 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:15,440 to think, has there ever been a ninety DA fiance 162 00:10:15,639 --> 00:10:19,960 couple where the American lives like in the heart of 163 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,840 New York City, And I feel like the answer is no, 164 00:10:25,159 --> 00:10:29,720 Like there's definitely been La Peeps, right Nicole and Mahmoud famously, 165 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,799 but yeah, like there's never been someone who's like, let's 166 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,000 go back to my apartment on the Lower East Side, 167 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:40,519 you know, like you hanging out with me and Dime Square, 168 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:45,840 you know. No, Okay, Now she has what feels like 169 00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:51,559 adopted a certain vernacular, she says multiple times in the episode, 170 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:55,840 and he does, you know, call it out the a aii. 171 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:00,320 She's like a ai ai and we're all like, that's 172 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,799 not that's not for you to say. We're not enjoying that. No, 173 00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:10,320 I don would say that. I don't like that because 174 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:14,679 it just feels a little put on. He's looking around, 175 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:21,000 He's like, everybody is Mucco Blanco here, and we're like, yep, yes, yeah, 176 00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:28,519 welcome to wasp City, Waspy Town, USA. That's ok yeah, 177 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:35,960 it's I mean, yeah, I in Newport Beach, where you know, 178 00:11:36,039 --> 00:11:38,360 I've done a lot of my my growing up, there's 179 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,279 definitely a lot of white people. I used to say 180 00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:42,039 to people that I was like one of the browner 181 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,679 people in school, which was true. There was me and 182 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:48,919 one nice gentleman, uh I think, yeah, his name was Braulio, 183 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,759 and like we were for sure. I mean, I don't 184 00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:54,879 know if I I know I look blanco as well, 185 00:11:54,919 --> 00:11:58,120 but yeah, like it's weird to be in a place 186 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:02,000 where it's just a bunch of blond peopleeole, just a 187 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:05,840 bunch of blonde people. I don't know how Layla does 188 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:09,519 it from Secret Loves of Mormon Wives, I don't know 189 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:13,600 how anyone does it in Utah, Okay. So she gets 190 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,279 some home and she's like, welcome to my home. He's 191 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,799 like huhuh, and then she like, take off those shoes now. 192 00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:24,080 Before then she's like, also bring your bags up. And 193 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:28,720 he's like, yeah, you know, seeing this home, I was 194 00:12:28,759 --> 00:12:32,159 like in Chuck, you know. And she's like what he's like, 195 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,919 I seeing this home I was in chok And she's like, 196 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,799 what what are you even saying? Or like shock? I 197 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:44,559 mean even shock cause I'm that hard. She's like, oh, shock, shock, 198 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:47,799 I'm sorry, I'm in shock with how you pronounced that. 199 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,440 It's interesting. She also like doesn't get that he's making 200 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,919 a home alone reference He's like your house looks like 201 00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:57,120 home alone. She's like you mean ah, it's like yeah, yeah, 202 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:03,080 yeah girl, So she wants those shoesies off seas like 203 00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:08,080 I said, And it's interesting there are certain like cultures 204 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,519 that you know, take off the shoes, you know, notably 205 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:13,159 and you know, even a trope kind of Asian households. 206 00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:18,840 But I feel like, yeah, it's permeated America, just like 207 00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:23,440 how bidats have, like you know, like I would say, 208 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:28,039 at least half the people I know enjoy shoesies off 209 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,120 when someone walks inside, and a lot of people I know, honey, 210 00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:35,679 have a bidet. So I'll tell you though, I like 211 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:39,039 shoes off in my place, like I prefer it. And 212 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,960 it's annoying to me that like certain people who know 213 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:44,320 that will like come in and always ask me, like 214 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,080 should take my shoes off? And I'm like, yeah, you 215 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:52,639 know that. I bought those blue like temporary now, those 216 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:55,679 blue like throwaway things people put around shoes because I'm 217 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:58,399 so sick of having to like beg someone to do it. 218 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,440 I get it's annoying, but I have like a full 219 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,559 basket of different socks and slippers and then I have 220 00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:06,320 those temporary things, and you know, I hate to say 221 00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,519 it's right. You know. It's just like if you are 222 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:11,440 going to be all over the place, and I mean 223 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,039 all over God's green earth, you can't just track that 224 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:19,799 mud in. I get mad when people don't like brush 225 00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:22,039 their shoes off or like whatever before they get in 226 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,759 my car. Like there's nothing worse than getting your car 227 00:14:24,919 --> 00:14:26,720 washed and looking down and you're passing your seat and 228 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,840 you're seeing someone just like walked through fields and then 229 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:35,759 it's all on your car. My dad, Yeah, Like my 230 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,000 dad won't take off his shoes. He won't do it. Dad, 231 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,240 my dad wears shoes like when he's watching TV. I'm like, 232 00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:44,720 takeles off. He won't do it, and he gets he 233 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,519 won't even like listen to me being like, will you 234 00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:48,279 take off your shoes? Like he just pretends it didn't 235 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:51,519 happen to go shake his head. It's like just not 236 00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:55,159 fathomable for him to take off his shoes anyway. Men 237 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,840 being men, I guess. So she's like you're gonna learn, 238 00:14:57,919 --> 00:15:01,480 You're gonna learn the rules. He's like, oh good, he's 239 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:03,919 been learning rules to be with her. He has to 240 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:09,279 know that she's like high maintenance, except that it's probably 241 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,240 more tolerable to have someone be like high maintenance when 242 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,000 they're at a hotel and you feel like, well this, 243 00:15:14,399 --> 00:15:18,799 you know, this rich bitch is paying this hotel, you 244 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:21,679 know whatever, how much money for this suite, And then 245 00:15:22,519 --> 00:15:25,799 to realize that it's like her entire way of life 246 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,240 is controlled and dictated by her, and she's like somewhat 247 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,120 used to her system and now you just have to 248 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,080 be a cog in the machine. Having said that, I 249 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,159 get it, Orsa. I get it as you know, a 250 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,600 seasoned woman who's lived by herself. I definitely have the 251 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:43,639 ways I want to do things. I cannot imagine if 252 00:15:43,639 --> 00:15:48,080 someone put the roll of toilet paper on where like 253 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:53,320 the paper comes from under, or even worse, if there's 254 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,399 no more toilet paper left and they just put the 255 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,720 new role just sitting on top of the old role. 256 00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:04,039 I mean crazy, that's crazy. So she's showing him the 257 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,639 house and let's talk about it. So I took pictures 258 00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:09,960 because I was like, what is happening here? This bedroom 259 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,799 set looks just like a version of Shay's bedroom set 260 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:16,159 she has for this house. This house is beautiful, it's big, 261 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,039 it's beautiful, truly, But I will say that her decor 262 00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:24,279 looks decidedly from a different time, Like I made fun 263 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:29,399 of Shay for his like wooden, dark wooden bedroom set, 264 00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:32,360 and then like she has the exact same thing. She's 265 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:36,759 a full like dark wooden bedroom set, and on top 266 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:42,080 there's like three minuscule little drawings of different bridle gowns. 267 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,600 Her it looks like this, Yeah, this looks so nineties. 268 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,000 Her vanity doesn't match. It has a big gold mirror, 269 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:54,559 and then there's like gold hardware on her chest. And 270 00:16:54,600 --> 00:17:01,039 then her closet situation, she has these like awkward silver 271 00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:05,799 I'm not gonna say they're vases. They're like it looks 272 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:09,440 almost like torsos, like human torsos without heads, just sitting 273 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,759 on top. Now she has dual closets, and she's like, 274 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,240 I use all mine and then I use half of yours, 275 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,759 and I'll be honest. I kind of was like, that's fine. 276 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,200 She's giving him two full rows of clothes to hang up. 277 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,759 Now he does need to drawer, like for his underwear, 278 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:29,519 because like you can't hang up underwear, like what are 279 00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:31,759 you gonna do those socks? And he has clean socks, 280 00:17:31,799 --> 00:17:36,960 and she did not trust that he would. So we 281 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:40,319 see that. We see that and then so then she's like, 282 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,079 and here's the real deal. This is a really big 283 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,920 privilege for you. And we're like, oh my god, what 284 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,720 is she going to say? And it's that she made 285 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:55,880 her ex use her kid's bathroom. I found that interesting. 286 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,400 A this house looks huge, and so then I'm like, wait, 287 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:03,599 is this house only two baths? Only two bathrooms? She 288 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:06,079 has a bathroom that's like a Jack and Jill sink, 289 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,359 and she's like, I'll let you use it now. The 290 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,319 other weird thing about this bathroom is that there's two showers. 291 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,519 I have to think that one. I don't even understand that. 292 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:21,759 How is there two showers? Like, is are you talking 293 00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:24,599 about that? There's like a bathtub with like a shower 294 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,599 attachment and then a free standing shower because Cannons have 295 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,400 like two free standing showers side by side. That's banana 296 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,200 talk because I feel like I've seen big ass showers, 297 00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:43,240 one enclosed shower with you know, multiple heads. And she 298 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:48,200 then goes into the fact that she wants to take 299 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,160 a shower and she likes to only take a shower 300 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,920 by herself, and he's like, yeah, you know, she did 301 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,400 that before we were in the hotel, and she's like yeah, 302 00:18:54,519 --> 00:18:58,559 I really hate shower sex. I hate it, and she's 303 00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:08,799 like inevitable. One person's always cold. Okay, I disagree. Now, 304 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,400 it's there's a lot of like romance about you know, 305 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:14,799 sex and water and like, you know, jacuzzi. Jacuzzis are 306 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,759 supposed to be like a whole hot ass thing and 307 00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:20,480 literally like hot. I get not wanting to like, you know, 308 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:25,599 actually do the deed, like the actual act in that 309 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,480 because maybe like you'll feel like the chlorium will go 310 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:30,640 up your coach and you know hard. But it's also 311 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,400 the same time, like making out and jacuzi is really 312 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,839 good at the same time, if you're making out with 313 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,279 me and it feels good, who knows what I'm going 314 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:39,759 to do. I love shower sex. I love it. Surely 315 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,279 it is a little bit awkward, but you know whatever, 316 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,200 I think that there's something kind of fun about the 317 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:50,480 awkwardness that happens during sex. Sometimes, like the same part 318 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,039 of me that kind of enjoys like a primal aspect 319 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:59,680 of sex has to then understand that there's like also 320 00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:05,359 the primal awkwardness of sex of like what position and 321 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,920 how do you put your leg up and all that stuff. Yeah, 322 00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:13,240 Like I love being clean and I feel sexy out 323 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,240 of I mean I feel sexy when i'm clean. I 324 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:19,480 feel definitely not sexy when I'm like dirty or sweaty, 325 00:20:19,559 --> 00:20:22,319 Like that's not my thing. I'll never be someone who's like, yeah, 326 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,759 let's work out, I'm going to do a full cardio 327 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:26,559 and then let's fuck. W Well, I'm sweaty, Like I 328 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,200 can't even do it. It gives me the yick. I 329 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,920 give myself the yick. And then conversely, if I'm clean, 330 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,960 I feel like a goddamn queen and I'm like, you know, 331 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:39,400 like throw me into the wolves. Yeah. I'm also someone 332 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,000 who likes and this is You're like, Chris, this is 333 00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:43,519 this is why you're doing part one and part two 334 00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:45,240 because you're talking about your sex life so much in 335 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,440 these episodes, and I'm like, that's fine. I really like 336 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,599 car sex. I think I've talked about this before. I 337 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,200 love it. I love the backseat of a car, you know, 338 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:56,480 like passenger seat, not as fun, i'll do it, but 339 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:59,400 backseat of a car for sure. Like I like the idea. 340 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,920 And I think it's so to be in a place 341 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,960 and then need to have sex because you're you know 342 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,240 you're in You're also in that place, you know. So 343 00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:07,960 it's like you're in that place and you want to 344 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,799 have sex, You're not gonna like wait and I gonna 345 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:12,920 be like, let's get to the perfect spot twenty minutes 346 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:16,000 from now. This this has to happen. It needs to 347 00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:18,240 happen right now, Like I can't imagine the world without it, 348 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:22,480 Like and then your mine, like I said, then I 349 00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:25,400 brand you like a cow, and then you have to 350 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,319 be mine forever. And if you try and leave me, 351 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:33,640 I'll kill you. Hmm. I won't kill you, but I'll 352 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:41,599 be really upset and you'll know, Okay. So yeah, I 353 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,039 also think that it's like something interesting for her. Yeah, 354 00:21:44,079 --> 00:21:46,319 she's very controlling. She knows that she's like type A. 355 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,079 You know, she's like probably like you know, a go getter, 356 00:21:49,279 --> 00:21:52,519 like a perfectionist, and so she can't like allow herself 357 00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:55,839 to enjoy things that are a little fucked up or 358 00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:59,680 a little messy. And you know, I think that there's 359 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:04,480 like when you are militant in so that kind of world, 360 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,119 if you're just like I get up and I have 361 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:11,920 a protein smoothie. I can also have one hard boiled 362 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,000 egg until lunch. Like if you are that, like, how 363 00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:17,079 do you enjoy life, like what happens if you go 364 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,839 and travel abroad, Like there has to be room for 365 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,039 the human experience. You know, you have to have shower sex. 366 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:30,079 Sometimes you'd have car sex. Okay. So at one point 367 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,839 she's like, I don't know, giving her opinion, and he's 368 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,079 like okay, and she's like, disagree with me because I'm right, 369 00:22:36,839 --> 00:22:39,839 and I was like, you're insufferable. Then he's like, okay, 370 00:22:40,279 --> 00:22:44,079 sit down, I have something to show you. It's my 371 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:50,279 new dick, my new dick, you know, and she's like, wow, wow, 372 00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:55,279 it looks great. Yeah, and then you know, they tell 373 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,759 us about the time they first had sex, and I 374 00:22:57,799 --> 00:23:02,920 guess she was like, saw that dick, which was, you know, uncircumcised, 375 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:07,480 and she was like, that looks different. And I find 376 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:12,279 that shocking how she was already like, unless you tell 377 00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:14,160 me her ex was like her high school sweetheart, if 378 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,599 she nary had sex with anyone else, How did that 379 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,519 like woman of the age of like forty something had 380 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:29,519 never seen an uncircumcised d never is Edward the first 381 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,039 person of color or like non like American that you've 382 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,039 like boned. That's just so crazy to me. Also, again 383 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,799 because I watched so much naked attraction. I'm like, you 384 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,039 gotta get used to what dick's look like. And I 385 00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:45,519 say that also because vagina's looks so different, right, boobs 386 00:23:45,519 --> 00:23:47,720 look so different. I can't imagine a world in which, 387 00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:51,079 like I would take off my top and somebody be like, wow, 388 00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:58,079 your boobs are different looking. I'd be like, what, Like, 389 00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:02,480 I'm sorry, I've only been with like, you know, perky bees. 390 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,440 I'd be like, well, then you don't deserve these, Okay, 391 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,839 I think you own deserve my boobs. It's just that 392 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:14,039 I feel like the art of having sex is enjoying 393 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:17,960 the spectrum of human experience right shower sex, car sex. 394 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,920 But also, like vagias look different, you know, like labias, 395 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,480 you know, like can hang out, can be tucked in. 396 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,640 You know, one is longer than the other. You know, 397 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,240 like maybe they're pink, maybe they're purple, maybe they're brown, 398 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,039 you know, maybe they're black. You know, maybe they're like, 399 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:36,000 you know, peach colored, you know, like god bless. And 400 00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:39,839 like dicks look different, you know, like balls look different. 401 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,119 Sometimes it looks like one kind of like my minute sack, 402 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,880 and sometimes they look like two very distinct low hanging balls. 403 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:53,119 You know, and you can't like comment on someone's physical 404 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,680 anatomy in a way that makes it seem like you 405 00:24:57,759 --> 00:25:04,319 aren't happy with what you see, or that you never 406 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,160 imagined a world in which someone would look like that. 407 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:12,200 That's crazy talk, especially if you're like old. I mean, 408 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,039 this is like so shitty. But like maybe there's you know, 409 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,200 maybe there's guys that like only watch porn that like 410 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,400 are like I thought that's what vaginas look like, or 411 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,359 I always thought, I don't know, boobs were like rock 412 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,640 Hard were like you know, nipples sat you know, like 413 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,920 two inches from the top and there was I don't know, 414 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:36,640 like that's not real anyway. I just se yeah, I 415 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,640 don't like when people make people feel like they're inadequate. 416 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,119 So I'm not gonna like eyesh either. Okay, So God bless. 417 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:50,000 So she is happy with his dick. Now, she's like 418 00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:52,279 into it. She's like says it's perfect. He's like good 419 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,960 because the process was horrible. It was bloody, it was horrible. 420 00:25:57,039 --> 00:26:01,680 It was really painful, and we're like, oh, are you happy? 421 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,920 Remember how she tried to tell us that it was 422 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,759 like he did this just to like be okay at 423 00:26:07,759 --> 00:26:10,880 a gym locker room. He hasn't said any of that, 424 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,720 He hasn't mentioned that. He hasn't mentioned that shit ever. 425 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,720 I wonder why she said that to her like girlfriends 426 00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:20,000 at the bridal shop, because she wouldn't want to make 427 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,400 it seem like she made him do it. I just 428 00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:24,160 know that she did, like and you know that she 429 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:29,400 was like, that's different from any dick I've ever seen. 430 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,960 It's not an American dick. I'll tell you that right now. 431 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,119 That's a dr dick, you know. And he was like, 432 00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:40,480 oh is that bad? Because by the looks of you, 433 00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:44,279 it's not great. But I'll tell you everyone who's seen 434 00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:49,480 it here is reported at home good. I've gotten five stars, 435 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,599 I've gotten good ratings here, so you can leave a review, honey. 436 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:58,440 But everyone else loved it, so you know, we're like, okay, 437 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,559 how is this going to be? And so they go 438 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,960 to bed and he can't turn off a lamp. She's like, 439 00:27:04,839 --> 00:27:06,839 I don't know how to do it. Never drive in 440 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,519 a beamer and can't turn off a lamp. Okay, well 441 00:27:09,599 --> 00:27:12,359 just watch me. I'm gonna reach over you and pull 442 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:18,880 a string. It's funny, because why is it funny? I 443 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,880 want him to just be like you just kidding because 444 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,960 she has the kind of like sink faucet that like 445 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,759 you just touch and I'm like, get a lamp, but 446 00:27:26,839 --> 00:27:29,599 you just touch the base. Then I yeah, it's not 447 00:27:29,599 --> 00:27:31,640 fun to have to reach over and then just like 448 00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:37,160 pull like a high up string. So I will also 449 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:42,799 say this, she has horrible taste and interior decor, which 450 00:27:42,839 --> 00:27:46,400 makes and she has great clothes, right, great clothes, horrible 451 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:51,480 and tear design taste. I find that fascinating. She has 452 00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:56,240 written walart, so does Mallory, same kind of like written 453 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:02,200 on a piece of plank that's like love laugh or 454 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,119 home is where the Heart is, you know, one of those. 455 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,720 I feel like I could be saying this and I 456 00:28:09,759 --> 00:28:11,960 could have a listener that's like bitch, so do I, 457 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:18,880 And I'll be like, Okay, can we just at least 458 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:26,039 say this. Trends come and go, and I get that 459 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,240 you can go to home Goods right now and see 460 00:28:28,279 --> 00:28:32,799 like words that you're supposed to put up as art. 461 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:39,680 But unless I'm sorry, I keep like changing positions, unless 462 00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:41,920 you did it yourself, unless you have like a child 463 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,279 who want to color in your mind, and then like 464 00:28:43,279 --> 00:28:46,000 Reno wrote that on something, why don't we just get 465 00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:49,039 rid of it. I'm just get rid of it. It's 466 00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:52,359 too basic. Now, that's why it's too basic. Everyone sees 467 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,359 those things. Everyone knows you didn't make it. It's like 468 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:58,119 no one's gonna be like, wow, what a good reminder 469 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:07,400 home heart. It just it feels if I say this, 470 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:12,119 it's gonna be really bad. I'm so sorry. I'm like, 471 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,880 it does feel like the most basic white person thing. 472 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,640 And I like a lot of basic white people think, I, 473 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,319 you know, I'll fuck with a pumpkin spice latte. But 474 00:29:23,359 --> 00:29:26,839 that least tastes good, and it doesn't last forever. It 475 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,079 isn't like supposed to be, you know, in you know, 476 00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:32,640 your life for like fourteen years at a time. You know, Like, 477 00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:36,680 I guess. The other thing is that word art is 478 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,599 never gonna be better than real art. Words belong like 479 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:45,640 in people's mouths and on pages, and art of some 480 00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:49,200 kind belongs on walls, you know, like make it pretty, 481 00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:53,079 make it mean something. I want to look at a 482 00:29:53,119 --> 00:29:56,519 painting or a picture and be like, that is a 483 00:29:56,559 --> 00:29:59,759 sentimental picture of this person's like favorite times in life, 484 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,480 or wow, that painting means something to them. They're like 485 00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:07,240 looking into this great gray hole and that's you know, 486 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:10,799 our existence now as people that follow AI. I just 487 00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:14,359 want to like have a thought behind what this means 488 00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:16,880 to this person and not just this person went to 489 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:23,119 home goods. This person decorated sixteen years ago and they 490 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:30,160 just left that there anyway. Okay, so morning comes and 491 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,480 so did he ha ha ha, just kidding. So he 492 00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:37,079 can't wait to have, you know, breakfast, and he's a 493 00:30:37,119 --> 00:30:42,039 growing man and so similar to Shay. Instead of getting 494 00:30:42,079 --> 00:30:45,599 breakfast in bed, she's like, let's make you a protein 495 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,759 smoothie breakfast. And she makes a protein smoothie and he 496 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,079 it looks good, like it looks like a strawberry milkshake. 497 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,279 Now then he's like, is this it? And she's like, 498 00:30:56,559 --> 00:31:01,920 oh god, yeah, it's it for me. But here here 499 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,720 is a packaged hard boiled egg. And he's like, now, 500 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,559 packaged hard boiled eggs, just like packaged egg bites are 501 00:31:11,599 --> 00:31:14,200 a whole thing. And I get it's a thing. For 502 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,680 some reason, I'm with him. I think packaged hard boiled 503 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:25,039 eggs Google gross me out. I feel like they're slimy. 504 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,759 I feel like I don't trust them, and I think 505 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,599 I'm wrong. I think that, like, you know, they're a 506 00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:32,559 good protein source and you can just grab and go. 507 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,880 And she's like, we like convenience in America. And he's like, 508 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,359 that's dumb, because you can just make a hard boiled egg. 509 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,640 And I'm kind of like, not easily. I don't use 510 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:45,400 packaged hard boiled eggs. I because I like making eggs 511 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,559 in the morning, Like I love like a soft scramble egg, 512 00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:52,319 or like a Jammy scramble egg, you know, where you 513 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,200 just like soft scramble, so you're just like constantly stirring, 514 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,160 or just like Jammy where you barely stirred to the 515 00:31:58,279 --> 00:31:59,920 very end and then suddenly like you can really see 516 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:04,400 the difference between whites and yellows. I like my egg segregated, 517 00:32:04,519 --> 00:32:06,000 is what I'm trying to say. I don't like when 518 00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:09,480 you like how shaded. I don't like when you break 519 00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:13,440 the egg in a container and whiskit and then when 520 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,359 you actually cook it, it's all just like light butter 521 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,920 yellow and you have to put salt and pepper on it. 522 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,680 So yeah, like I don't mind doing that. I think 523 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,680 it's really good. So but she won't do it. I'm like, 524 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,640 what do you make your kids? What do you make 525 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,960 your kids for breakfast? You just give them hard boiled eggs, 526 00:32:31,319 --> 00:32:34,799 or you just like, is there some cereal? Like I 527 00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:38,039 know you had that, like Catalina crunch, I knowed that 528 00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:41,240 protein hereal you know what I'm talking about. So he's 529 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,559 still hungry. Then they start to make some gross jokes, 530 00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:47,240 and the gross jokes are about leche. He's like, I 531 00:32:47,319 --> 00:32:50,640 gave you some luche last night. I'm talking about whether 532 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,559 she wants milk and her coffee. And then we're gonna 533 00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:57,839 now consider the fact that leche like means his like 534 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:02,039 you know, come, I hate this. I would also need 535 00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:04,640 someone who's like a native Spanish speaker to tell me 536 00:33:04,759 --> 00:33:12,920 if like inevitably that's always a word for jiz, because 537 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:18,240 I feel like I would rather than use crama cream 538 00:33:19,599 --> 00:33:21,200 like I would like that makes more sense to me 539 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:30,480 than just milk. Yeah. Yeah, So she's like, listen, we 540 00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:35,359 have great sexualcam It's why we're together. If all us fails, 541 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,119 we can fuck for hours, like not in a shower. 542 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:46,480 I'm happy for her, though, I'm happy that you can 543 00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:51,480 be in a relationship that works, and one of the 544 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:59,119 building blocks is great sex. It's funny because I don't 545 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,480 quite know what they have in common besides the great sex. Though, 546 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:09,840 and she definitely is like not much. I don't know, like, 547 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:13,920 you know, I would love like a conversation to know 548 00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:19,880 like what his goals, aspirations, dreams are, his philosophies and 549 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,679 theories about life that she like listens to and she's like, yeah, 550 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,400 that's what I wote. Yes, that's what I think, and 551 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,639 then she yes ants it and says something else and 552 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:33,599 he's like yes or this, and you're like, yeah, you're 553 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,599 just like going back and forth like some you know, 554 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,440 pickleball thing where you're both in the kitchen just thinking 555 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:43,840 back and forth. You're just like that kind of conversation 556 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,639 that like flows where you just like have two like 557 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,239 minds from different parts of the world, but they really 558 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,559 come together in such a way. Well, we never get 559 00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:55,840 that on this show. We really just get like you're weird, 560 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,920 and then the other person's be like me, well, I 561 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,760 don't like you either. You you're just like it's so 562 00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:08,639 there's always like a lot of arguing. Okay, So yeah, 563 00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:11,920 he is forced to eat a hard boiled egg that 564 00:35:12,159 --> 00:35:18,119 she didn't even put salt and pepper on. What who 565 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:26,599 eats unseasoned, unsalted eggs? That's that's fucking gross. This is 566 00:35:26,639 --> 00:35:29,320 when he he tries to sink and it's automatic. Honey, 567 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,480 he can't get over it. He can't get oh, or 568 00:35:31,559 --> 00:35:33,880 he's just touching it, laughing, touching it off, touching it, laughing, 569 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,519 touching off. She's like, I don't know what I've done. 570 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,320 This is this can't be it. He also calls her 571 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,639 Blondie and she's like yep, and we're like, but girl, 572 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,119 can we just see what it looks like if you 573 00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:50,719 did like tamper that platinum down a little bit? It 574 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,559 would be so nice to see her with like some 575 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:58,000 low lights, just a different shade, you know, like not 576 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,039 like all one in color like oor County blonde, but 577 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,960 like you know, like what'd be like if you got 578 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:09,199 like some different tones then they connect. Just kidding no. 579 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,719 Then she's like, let me show you how to make 580 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,639 the bed because you're too damned to play to do 581 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,760 it my way, And she's just like all of the 582 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,920 lines go up and down, and then she like makes 583 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:24,000 her ugly ass bed, really hideous bed, I mean with 584 00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:32,079 like the colors are just gray, gray and white against 585 00:36:32,119 --> 00:36:36,960 like black and brown, I mean, like no, with gold accents, 586 00:36:37,519 --> 00:36:41,400 like really yellow gold accents. How are you like in 587 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,639 a design or any sort of like fashiony kind of world. 588 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,559 Like even though her clothes are great, if I went 589 00:36:48,599 --> 00:36:50,039 to her house and'd be like, oh you can I 590 00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:53,320 can't buy a bridle down from you. You're gonna sleep 591 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:58,239 in this. Also, if you're so rich, why haven't you 592 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,000 gotten like someone to like help you out, like decor 593 00:37:01,079 --> 00:37:04,360 this home a little bit? Why have you seemingly like 594 00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:09,599 did your whole house from like TJ Max and like 595 00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:15,199 the year of two thousand and two. Okay, So then 596 00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,519 she's like, let's go on a walk and I'll show 597 00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:24,280 you around town, around her neighborhood, and she like is 598 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,800 like is your socks clean? He's like yeah. So they 599 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,400 go all like on a walk, but it's not really 600 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,440 a normal walk. It's a power walk. I mean she 601 00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:35,400 is like, you know, pushing those arms up and down. 602 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:40,280 She's really you know, uh doing yeah, I mean doing 603 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,199 that thing where she is like power walking and for 604 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,239 him to keep up he has to mildly jog. She 605 00:37:48,440 --> 00:38:02,719 does give someone who is wildly observant about her physical form, 606 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,760 just like the basic gas breakfast with like shitty eggs 607 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,679 and like no salt, and then like someone who like 608 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,400 can't just walk around a neighborhood for someone's first time, 609 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,800 but makes them like run around in the heat on 610 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,480 his first day. Yeah, unless I guess I would have 611 00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:23,960 to understand that something that you guys do together that 612 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,719 like brings you together is working out. Maybe, But he 613 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,639 doesn't seem to want to do it. He's not like, yeah, babe, 614 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,320 let's get my Apple watch on and get those steps in. 615 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,679 He's like, this is a nightmare. I can't even really 616 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:39,519 talk to you. He is over it, because like he 617 00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:41,559 at one point when she turns her head like does 618 00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:44,519 some sort of like sticking his tongue out in such 619 00:38:44,519 --> 00:38:46,280 a way that makes us know that he is like 620 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,440 rolling his eyes over it more than rolling his eyes 621 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,480 sticking out his tongue. Also, she does drop that she's 622 00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:57,119 a bar instructor, which I found that interesting too because 623 00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:01,480 I was kind of like, wait, so, well, you work 624 00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:05,800 full time in New York as like you know, a 625 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,880 very busy ceoo, and then you like have time on 626 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,280 the weekends to teach a bar method class where you 627 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,400 have to like show up and then you don't. I 628 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,320 mean this is also interesting because for someone who wants 629 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,559 to work out a lot when you're an instructor. You 630 00:39:23,639 --> 00:39:26,719 have to like not focus on your own workout. You 631 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,920 have to like look around and make sure someone's everyone's 632 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,280 doing the right thing and everything. So that was weird. 633 00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:35,440 I guess I was kind of like, aren't you too 634 00:39:35,559 --> 00:39:39,039 rich for this? Don't you not have enough time to like, 635 00:39:39,119 --> 00:39:41,639 you know, what are you doing? Bar method? Honey, god 636 00:39:41,639 --> 00:39:45,000 blas cardio bar? What is it? Cat? This used to 637 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,079 be such a big thing, like bar methods and cardio 638 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:51,639 bars were all over, and now they're gone. Soul cycles 639 00:39:51,679 --> 00:39:54,440 were like all over, and you know, they're not really 640 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,599 around anyway. Now. I feel like the hottest thing is 641 00:39:56,639 --> 00:40:01,159 literally hot yoga, hot skulpt hot yoga. I can't do 642 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,639 hot yoga anymore. It makes me so sad. I got 643 00:40:03,639 --> 00:40:05,239 too loose. So I told you this already. It makes 644 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,440 me mad, though. So She's like, well, the kids are 645 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,800 going to come back from camp and you're gonna meet Michael. 646 00:40:12,039 --> 00:40:17,920 And I've been really really building this up that Michael 647 00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:24,599 is an agromaniac, and yet it's your job, Edward to 648 00:40:24,679 --> 00:40:29,960 make our family. Okay, I'm like, what, Yeah, you really 649 00:40:30,039 --> 00:40:32,719 like been like, Michael gets will get mad, mad mad. 650 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,199 He's super aggressive and he's not gonna be happy and Edward, 651 00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,960 it's on you. And all Edward has done this whole 652 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,079 time is like, yeah, I just want to be like 653 00:40:43,159 --> 00:40:46,599 a cool guy to your kids. I'm not trying to 654 00:40:46,639 --> 00:40:50,400 be their dad, like he said that. So I don't 655 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,519 understand why she's like, this falls in your hands, Edward, 656 00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:55,920 what are you going to choose to do ruin my family? 657 00:40:56,159 --> 00:41:03,280 Or talk to Michael nicely? He's like, then we get 658 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,559 the little like thing where he's like, I'll be honest, 659 00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:08,320 I always wanted kids, and she's like, well, I don't. 660 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,559 I don't wantny more kids. I'm done. And so he 661 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:14,440 had to sort of choose to come to America and 662 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,159 be with the love of his life. That meant that 663 00:41:16,199 --> 00:41:18,719 he wouldn't have his own kids. And he's like, and 664 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:33,920 I'm here. That's hard. That's a hard thing. I kind 665 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,599 of wish that we would like know a little more 666 00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:39,400 about Edward, like does he have nieces and nephews, does 667 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,719 he have like, you know, siblings, Like what does his 668 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:48,639 mom think of Marissa? Has Marissa met his family? Okay, 669 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:53,119 so Michael comes with the two kids and he meets 670 00:41:53,199 --> 00:41:56,159 Edward for the first time. He's like, oh, yeah, God, 671 00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,079 you know what, I thought you were shorter. I thought 672 00:41:58,079 --> 00:42:00,960 you were the same size as Marissa and Edward clocks 673 00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:04,679 that as being rude and also kind of like alpha 674 00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,599 e or like trying to like be like I thought 675 00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:10,119 you were smaller, but also at the same time, it's like, no, motherfucker, 676 00:42:10,159 --> 00:42:14,760 I'm big. And also you look like a toe without 677 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:20,119 a hat on, so you know. And then it's like 678 00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:22,920 this thing where Marissa's like, Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs 679 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,960 with the boys and you guys can do your man talk. 680 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,880 But before then, now you guys thirsty, And then she 681 00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,280 pours them whiskey and makes them drink it out of 682 00:42:32,679 --> 00:42:40,159 like purple plastic tiny cups. Girl, What you don't have 683 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,880 like some nice beveled glasses, like those highball glasses or something. 684 00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,480 I don't expect you to have that thing where it's 685 00:42:48,519 --> 00:42:50,519 like one big block of ice, but like you know, 686 00:42:50,639 --> 00:42:52,960 like you can I make them drink out of like 687 00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:58,920 tiny purple plastic glasses. Alcohol. Girl, what are you doing 688 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,639 in this home? What is this home? What's happening in 689 00:43:03,679 --> 00:43:07,039 these cupboards, what is happening on these walls? Why is 690 00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:09,679 this the life you're choosing? If you are so controlling, 691 00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,280 if you're so like only the best for me, Like 692 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:20,719 I wouldn't be caught dead being on national television having 693 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:29,159 anyone drink out of plastic cups, specifically alcohol, unless it 694 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,880 was like a thing where we had to play like 695 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,079 beer pong and you have to use those red solo cups. 696 00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:35,599 But even then I'd be upset and I'd be like, 697 00:43:35,639 --> 00:43:42,599 not my home, do it somewhere else? You No? I 698 00:43:42,639 --> 00:43:45,719 just was like, girl, what So then him and Michael 699 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:51,599 talk and basically Michael's like, listen, if you ever get 700 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,320 aggressive with Marissa, like if you guys fight and you 701 00:43:57,519 --> 00:44:02,679 get physically demongsatively violent, then I'm going to come and 702 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,360 kick your ass, which was so weird to say because 703 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,960 it's like, why do you think he's going to do that? 704 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,039 Is that what you do? Are you talking about what 705 00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:11,599 you did at orsa that you can foresee edwards? Like 706 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,800 I'm not someone who does that. And then he's like, listen, 707 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,639 I can. I know it's hard because she has rich 708 00:44:18,679 --> 00:44:21,360 parents and they looked down on me. They fucking hated me. 709 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,280 They were just so rude to me, and you know, 710 00:44:25,679 --> 00:44:28,039 it's hard, and so they kind of like bond over 711 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:36,800 how shitty and judgmental. Her rich parents are interesting, right. Okay, 712 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:43,519 So next couple is Mito and Debbie. So listen. After 713 00:44:43,599 --> 00:44:47,599 their horrendous move day where he wanted to take some 714 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,559 bullshit picture of him pretending to drive the van and 715 00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:54,119 she was like, here's a picture and he's like a 716 00:44:54,199 --> 00:44:57,440 video and she was like, oh, I'm tired, and he 717 00:44:57,639 --> 00:45:02,000 was like die bit for not listening to me, and 718 00:45:02,039 --> 00:45:05,239 then he wouldn't talk because he was so tired. Next morning, 719 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,400 she's like, how are you and he's like, I only 720 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,519 have slept. He's like a little baby. She's like, okay, 721 00:45:11,519 --> 00:45:14,519 well we can talk about it outside. Let's go to 722 00:45:14,519 --> 00:45:17,719 this pirate coffee shop in New Orleans. He's like okay. 723 00:45:18,039 --> 00:45:20,280 So then he gets there and the person's like, what 724 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,679 do you want to drink or whatever? He's like a latte. 725 00:45:23,639 --> 00:45:28,480 Then she goes, I'll have a soda with ice. Then 726 00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:33,599 that person just turns around and he's like okay. It 727 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:43,039 makes what this annoyed me so much? I don't even know, 728 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,519 Like okay, that's like going to press juice and being 729 00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:53,599 like I'll get a juice and the person like, okay, 730 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,119 soda is like drink, what do you want? What? Do 731 00:45:57,159 --> 00:46:01,239 you want I'll have a drink? Great? What fucking kind? 732 00:46:02,039 --> 00:46:06,599 What kind? What person would be like, all right, what 733 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:12,360 flavor of soda? Because that's one word that describes many 734 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,039 different kinds. If you have a soda machine, there's six 735 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:19,559 different kinds right there? What fucking kind of soda? I 736 00:46:19,599 --> 00:46:21,800 mean you can tell me, like bitch in New Orleans, 737 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,599 soda means pepsi, but I mean, like, no, it doesn't 738 00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:29,559 because like soda could also mean like you just listen, 739 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,360 I don't. She ended up getting a brown soda, so 740 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,639 like it was like either coke or pepsi or doctor 741 00:46:34,679 --> 00:46:39,360 Pepper got blast. It wasn't starry or Sierra miss I 742 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,840 don't make that anymore or seven up. But like, yeah, 743 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,440 that annoyed me to the ninth degree because it would 744 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,480 fell fake cod. Why is the producer not being like, okay, 745 00:46:48,519 --> 00:46:51,039 do it again? And to the worker here? Can you 746 00:46:51,079 --> 00:46:54,119 ask what kind of soda? Or Debbie say what kind 747 00:46:54,119 --> 00:46:59,039 of soda? I mean you can't even ask for water 748 00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:04,320 without them being like spark or still. I really didn't 749 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:08,280 like that. Can you tell? Like even in La they'd 750 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,559 be like, what kind of milk in the latte? Do 751 00:47:10,599 --> 00:47:17,360 you want? I get that everything is la. So they're 752 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:23,039 you know, over their perspective, no respective, yes, whatever, They're 753 00:47:23,199 --> 00:47:27,719 chosen caffeinated beverages. They talk about the fight of all fights, 754 00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,840 and he's like, you threw the phone in my face. 755 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,639 You did zet. She's like, no, I didn't. I just 756 00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,280 put it in your lap. He's like, you bessegraded the 757 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:41,440 word of me the man. Okay. So he is just 758 00:47:42,599 --> 00:47:47,320 obnoxious obviously. And I did like such an apologetic tour 759 00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:49,639 talking about him last episode where I was like, I 760 00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:51,199 hate to say this, but I do think he's gay 761 00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,239 blah blah blah. And I don't want to like out 762 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,960 someone or like, you know, talk about their sexuality. And 763 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,079 I'm going to take all that back. I don't do 764 00:47:58,199 --> 00:48:02,559 that unless you are doing this. You can't be trying 765 00:48:02,639 --> 00:48:08,440 to scam a woman when you are gay by making 766 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,920 them feel like you like them. I don't allow Colton 767 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,719 Underwoods in this realm. Like I'm a female, I love females. 768 00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:20,320 I'm not going to like talk about someone in any 769 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,920 kind of way that makes it like if they're a 770 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000 nice person. But if you are scamming a female and 771 00:48:27,039 --> 00:48:30,119 you love dick, and you will only have Dick in 772 00:48:30,159 --> 00:48:35,840 your mouth fuck you anyway? Then just didn't. Yeah, I've 773 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,480 been ride the dick. I'll never talk about it again. 774 00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:40,480 But god bless like he's trying to pull a fast 775 00:48:40,519 --> 00:48:43,960 one over Debbie. He says this, you know, does ze 776 00:48:44,079 --> 00:48:46,400 to Debbie. I don't know, I'm getting a fresh accent. 777 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,800 He's like, she hasn't been with a man for twenty 778 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,679 nine years. She needs to learn. And I was like, well, 779 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,199 you be the one that teachers her. You certainly know 780 00:48:55,239 --> 00:49:00,880 how to be with men. Teacher, teacher your ways. How 781 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,320 do you like? You know, how do you like they 782 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,760 like the balls cradled, you know, no teeth right mito, 783 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,880 you know. But then he gets right into like the 784 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:14,519 muslimness where he's like, you know, she has to know 785 00:49:14,599 --> 00:49:17,519 what the Koran and the egypt women. You know, Egyptian 786 00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:21,280 women respect the man. And it's like no one there 787 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:26,679 respects you, even like the girls in your social media. 788 00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,519 You can tell are like, oh this is gross. I 789 00:49:28,639 --> 00:49:30,599 want to be up. I don't want to mean this real. 790 00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:36,760 He is horrible to her, and he's like you have 791 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,480 to do what I say, and she's like I was tired. 792 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:43,519 He's like, not good enough. Listen, if we would in Egypt. 793 00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:45,639 I would leave you right the way. If this ever 794 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:49,000 happens again, I'm gone, I get the ticket. I never 795 00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:52,760 see your face. Okay, and we're watching this, we're like, Debbie, 796 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,079 are you listening to this bullshit? Debbie? Thank god? He's 797 00:49:57,159 --> 00:49:59,599 literally being like he'll leave. This is the moment where 798 00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:02,920 you're like, then great, get a lift to the airport, 799 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,239 you know, like, take your things. My daughter can't wait 800 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,599 to have her own room in my now two bedroom apartment. 801 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,599 Get the fuck out of here. Also have fun paying 802 00:50:12,639 --> 00:50:15,280 for your own plane ride back. You know, you're just like, 803 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,280 oh my god. Debbie listens to all this with like 804 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,639 no makeup on, and we're like, girl, you're hearing what 805 00:50:21,679 --> 00:50:30,360 you're hearing. And then she's like, where's my ring? And 806 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,039 we're like, oh, my first thought was like, yes, she's 807 00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:41,119 asking for hurrying back that she gave him right and 808 00:50:41,159 --> 00:50:44,039 she's like asking like, hey, give me my ring and 809 00:50:44,039 --> 00:50:46,760 get the fuck out of here. That's not what she's doing, 810 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,760 though she's somehow didn't listen to the past twenty minutes 811 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,800 of that conversation. And then it's now asking him to 812 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,880 hurry up and give her the engagement ring for them 813 00:51:00,039 --> 00:51:07,880 to continue on this charade, and we're like, okay, well, okay, 814 00:51:08,039 --> 00:51:10,599 now we know what we're dealing with, which is a 815 00:51:10,679 --> 00:51:16,639 dumb fuck. Okay, fine, so you're saying, wash my hands 816 00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:24,119 of like trying to like support you without what you're saying. 817 00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:27,840 You're saying, I can't. You're saying, know who I'm dealing with, 818 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,719 which is a daft Debbie who is going to hear 819 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,280 all this. Have some man treat her that way in 820 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,239 her own home when you brought her out here, who 821 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,559 emotionally be used you by some stupid prank by being like, 822 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,559 I'm not gonna come, and you fucking just were sitting 823 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:43,079 there crying and throwing up a lover yourself. And now 824 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,679 when he got mad at you for not taking a 825 00:51:45,679 --> 00:51:48,440 fucking video because you realize he never wants to take 826 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,119 a video or picture with you, he does not like you, 827 00:51:52,119 --> 00:51:56,400 you just sit there, drink your soda and ask for 828 00:51:56,559 --> 00:51:59,880 him to like double down on his commitment to you. Now, 829 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:09,400 why okay, Debbie? Okay, Well, Debbie must be very fucking lonely. 830 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:18,000 I mean, and she like really loves effeminatee men. That's 831 00:52:18,079 --> 00:52:20,000 the only thing I could think of. There's no way 832 00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:22,000 there's no way. You see him in those like tight 833 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,559 ass leggings and you're like, there's my guy, where's that ring? 834 00:52:27,119 --> 00:52:37,360 He loves me? Someone on Instagram told me that he 835 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,000 was also their tour guide, and I was like, did 836 00:52:40,039 --> 00:52:44,119 he try and kiss you? How good was that kiss 837 00:52:44,679 --> 00:52:47,880 in a mummy's cave? What did Devin do when he 838 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,000 was kissing her? Like was because Devin was on the tour? 839 00:52:50,119 --> 00:52:58,159 Was Devin like, oh, say should I just keep walking? 840 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:06,480 Just I? This cannot be real, Like this is one 841 00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:11,920 of the more Banana Ramas couples, just because she lives 842 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,800 every day, like she gets up in the morning and 843 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,159 puts two socks on and gets her asked to work 844 00:53:16,199 --> 00:53:19,119 and somehow talks other people into spending more money than 845 00:53:19,159 --> 00:53:21,960 they need to on insurance. She has like some wherewithal 846 00:53:22,039 --> 00:53:24,880 to do all that. She can't see that this man 847 00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:37,519 is like craving d I can't and it's not Debbie. 848 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,920 It's not a d for Debbie that he's craving you guys. 849 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,039 It's really hard for me. This has been hard for me. 850 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,199 I don't want to be so mean to this person, 851 00:53:46,199 --> 00:53:52,599 but I hate him. I can't even Oh, he'd be 852 00:53:52,679 --> 00:53:55,079 someone that he became to La, he would like get 853 00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:57,960 ripped off by a scam. He'd be like, Oh, I 854 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,239 found an agent. I just have to raise four thousand 855 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,639 dollars to pay the agent, you know. Like and that part, 856 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,920 I guess does make me somewhat happy, Like I would 857 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,159 like to see him get scammed. I know, if that 858 00:54:11,199 --> 00:54:13,800 really happens anymore. I feel like we've in the age 859 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,119 of the Internet, Like it's harder to be someone who's 860 00:54:16,119 --> 00:54:19,880 like trying to scam actors in that way. I mean, 861 00:54:20,079 --> 00:54:22,280 there's there's not even auditions anymore anyway, I meant know, 862 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:27,840 all right, they're ends part one of this recap because 863 00:54:28,039 --> 00:54:31,280 I'm already at fifty five minutes, and I have so 864 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:35,400 many more couples who do, so many more couples do do. 865 00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:38,559 And I hate Mio and I hate Debbie for being 866 00:54:38,639 --> 00:54:41,880 with me noo, and I mean, what do I do? 867 00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,199 I don't know to tell you except God bless, I'm 868 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,480 just gonna The good news is I do like Mallory 869 00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:51,480 and Rashid, and they do feel like a sort of 870 00:54:51,519 --> 00:54:53,800 like palate cleanser to them. So I'll start with them 871 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,599 and in part two. But thank you so much for listening. 872 00:54:56,639 --> 00:55:00,480 If you haven't yet given this podcast five stars. Also, 873 00:55:00,519 --> 00:55:02,599 you can follow me I am at Chris Selfair on 874 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,239 all the major social media platforms, and if you want 875 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,480 to give me five dollars a month, it's super cheap. 876 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,360 But you can go to my Patreon and join there, 877 00:55:11,559 --> 00:55:16,559 and you know, you get private lives and you can 878 00:55:16,559 --> 00:55:18,239 tell me exactly what to do and I'll do it. 879 00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:22,000 I'm a little puppet puppet for money, and at some 880 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,840 point I might have to raise the price or add 881 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,719 more levels. So you can get in early in the 882 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,320 ground floor and just know you're helping out creator that 883 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,519 also wishes she could just make full time acting part 884 00:55:33,559 --> 00:55:36,760 of her life, but that's not it anymore, and she's 885 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:41,079 trying to be a good funny improvisor. So thank you 886 00:55:41,079 --> 00:55:44,000 guys so much. Patroon dot com slash Chris Farah and 887 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,840 just go ahead and push part two, babes. I'll talk 888 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,719 to you then, right