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and instead playing an acoustic guitar as though he is

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some kind of fucking Ryan Cabrera. I'm sorry. On the

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way down, I saw you and I want you off

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the fucking show.

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Speaker 2: Okay, my god.

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Speaker 1: Hi loan. Welcome to another brand spanking episode of another

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Blowdeck podcast aka bad TV. This is bad TV. I'm Dylan.

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That's Pat.

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Speaker 2: Back in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Back in the studio. My, what nice chairs you have?

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Speaker 2: Kaylin's dad bottom, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Kaylen's dad. Michael Bean the terminator.

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Speaker 2: He no, he wasn't the terminal.

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Speaker 1: I'll be back, so I'll listen. Five stars, kind words.

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We got a one star, brutal one star review that

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I wanted to discuss. Oh no, but before we do that,

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we have had what do you say, many tidings? What

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is that? People say? Tidings? What's tighting?

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. You don't know, Okay, you old

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tightings like Christmas? Good tidings for you? No, no, no, no,

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I gotta tell you. I mean we have our phones.

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Speaker 1: Now, let's not. I feel so good to be back

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in here looking at your goofy face. You know what

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I'm talking about, handsome face, but you're a total goofball,

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you know. Patrick and I.

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Speaker 2: Sorry to go ahead, Dylan telling me in reupt you

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fucking motherfucker risk goddamn fucking might stare out.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So Patrick and I were discussing the birth of

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Lucy and how she is about a seven out of

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ten on the difficulty scale, and Patrick said that, you know,

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ten out ten on the difficulty scale would be like

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if you were born without a head. Okay, And we

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had a discussion about that. If you want to hear

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that discussion about that, go to patreon dot com. Slash

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another podcast network. Lots of fun, baby stuff, lots of fun,

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just a bunch of.

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Speaker 2: And don't worry, it's the podcast isn't going to turn

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into My Two Dads, which is a great name for

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a show. By the way, Yeah, this week, because I'm

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on the other end of it, I'm dealing with parents now, okay,

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you're just dealing with a crying infant. I got a

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deal and navigate through all the difficult relationships of people.

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You go to birthday parties, You're like, do I get

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to know this guy? Our kids could switch schools in

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two months and I'll never talk to him again. Why

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am I even wasting my time? So we got a

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good I got a good story for the next aps.

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We're hosting swim lessons every Sunday here and people aren't

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behaving themselves.

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Speaker 1: Do the kids try to drown each other?

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Speaker 2: Well, they don't go in the pool together. They go

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with a swim teacher. Oh okay, she's a piece of work.

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I'll tell you that, right, yeah, real bit huh oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: And she's one of those old kind of principal TRENCHI

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a probably after her third or fourth marriage, because she

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Speaker 2: Anyway, she gets under a lot of the parents' skin.

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this story. Who uh the husband overheard me talking about

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the swim lessons at some function. Anyway, he got himself here.

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He lingers all day with his goddamn kid. You're supposed

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to come do your swim lessons, socialize for about thirty

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Not only does he do the lingering and the socializing,

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son it was his birthday party the coming week and

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there was no invite for Elliott, And boy did that

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piss my wife off? What there's there's a lot of

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daughter to your son's. I don't even want to go

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Speaker 2: That's what my wife saw. I don't even like you,

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she said that, are you my wife?

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The one star review has to do with the amount

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Speaker 2: How to just start kicking off. Let's kick it off.

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be obsessing over this review the entire show, and I

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Speaker 2: These people they screw with this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Jesus christ Man. All right, we'll get into blow deck

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in a second. This has not been great so far,

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us a break. Okay. It's from Blessed Beyond. Very off putting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, one star. If you enjoy a group of

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people demeaning police officers doing their jobs protecting their communities

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by arresting redneck criminals, drug sellers, and addicts pigs, this

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is the podcast for you. That doesn't That wasn't even

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one starry Okay, sorry, sorry, just end the podcast. This

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is from Mike buff one start. This podcast has gone downhill.

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podcasts where zero effort was given. Now I will I

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at it and we'll reel back on that, because I

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don't want people to have to listen to seven Pachonka

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casino and resort ads. You know, now, now you have

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an opportunity to buy one tenth of a Superman comic.

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just ripping people.

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Speaker 2: So did you read the Addy just said wasted time?

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It's gone downhill to me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh okay, all right, well look we can get better.

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But before we do, I have a wonderful company for

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you guys. You guys need to take a look at

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this happens to be a barnacle. Okay. Her name is

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Averil Okay, so it's spelled A V E R I

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l Averall okay. And Avril Berner is the company. And

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she does she creates custom one off acrylic pett portraits

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and from photographs. And she sent me one of Jackie. Yeah,

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and she sent Dylan one of Dot Precious Dot. Now

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Dylan hasn't gotten his yet. But trust me, no, no, no,

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but I just don't want I don't want people knowing

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my address. I understood, because Averril is probably great. But

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what if she's got some kind of friend who's like, goddamn,

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I don't know one of these uh, one of these

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unibomber characters. You know everybody's got one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some crazy I know what I'm talking about.

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because this is a great gift for yourself or.

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Speaker 1: A loved one. Amazing. If this, this painting of dot

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is so fucking cute, I can't even My wife is

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at her website. Whatever the animal, she'll paint it. If

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you're a weirdo and you have some kind of insect

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as a pet, she'll use those magical brushes to give

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you a forever keepsake so you can always remember your pet.

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Mike the millipede long after he shriveled up dead in

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that prison you call the terrarium anyway, order order.

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Speaker 1: Think about a millipede that's a thousand legs. Think about

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how disgusting that is. That's who I was talking about,

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not wanting to have my address. What kind of fucking

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fuck owns up a pet a weirdo?

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Speaker 2: But if you are a weirdo, she'll still paint your

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weird Yeah, she's not prejudiced. No, no, no, So order one

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today at Avril Burner dot com.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what was that review saying we were making fun

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of the pigs or some shit like that. No clue,

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no clue. All right, let's jump into it's below deck.

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Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, don't don't get us another one star.

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I can't believe I listened to this podcast and they

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give away like spoilers right at the top. Hey, idiot,

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it's called a recap show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I won't put it in the title. I

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won't I do that A lot, I go I go kao,

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got Chao, you will be missed choo. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 2: It's like, we can't make it anywhere else.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's always good when someone gets fired

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Speaker 1: We did have sa rat fucking we did. That's that's

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and Love Island. That was a lot of fun. Other

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decent episode. Damo is getting lost in the fray. I

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doppelganger of Cody from Sister Wives. Damo, that is okay,

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he's getting lost. He's like useless on the show. Ko

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Speaker 1: Which is sad because I feel like dame oaka Cody

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his wives?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Bill Paxson gone far too soon?

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Speaker 1: Chet Olivia Newton John's dead too.

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Speaker 2: She's dead. We cover that in the last PMC James Earl.

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Speaker 1: Jones, Yeah, he's dead dead. Sultan of BRUNEI, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Carrie like just despite being on camera losing a ship

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calling everybody idiots.

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Speaker 1: Oh you fuck an idiot. Now it turns out that

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it's actually you can do a reparable damage to children's

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social skills when you arm them with machetes and tell

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them to kill their siblings on Fight Island, Because when

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that happens, you know, you really don't know how to

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vibe out with other people navigate the world.

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Speaker 2: So what Dylan's referring to as Rainbow and why she

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can't connect with people or girls right right? Well, yeah,

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because she killed her sister.

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Speaker 1: She cut her sister in half.

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Speaker 2: One of her sister she took out with a trident,

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the other one with a crossbow, and true the other one.

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Speaker 1: She set up some elaborate Rube Goldberg booby trap and

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literally blew her limbs off.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you when you use a bow and

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arrow and the arrow has fire on it and you

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watch your siblings, that would that would affect most of us, and.

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Speaker 1: And and and then the cherry on top, surviving the

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gauntlet and having your dad pat you on the back

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after and say something like I knew it was gonna

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be you, like you're always my favorite one. It's like,

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oh god, everyone's dead, Like, what are we doing celebrating?

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Speaker 2: Well, you made it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Fuck many she's messed up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah all right, ten knots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So last we left off, Chua was over his head,

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Anthony is trying to was trying to kill people with fish,

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kill gaze with fish, and Kyle is slopping up Love Island. Okay,

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so that's where we begin, with Kyle saying that it's

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been a year since he's felt like this for someone.

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When did these fucking sea rats? I mean, can't you really?

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Do you really? You're getting tricked into the novelty of this.

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I mean, what are you? Kyle? You know what? I

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after having a daughter, I don't freaking judge anybody anymore.

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I don't I don't judge anybody.

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Speaker 2: I do a lot of judge So what you're referring to,

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Dylan is the scene where Old Life and Kyle they're

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sitting on the front of the boat and they're reflecting

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on that beautiful night of making love. Right and sorry,

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that's right. No, that's why he throws out there to her.

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He's like, yeah, that kiss was pretty good, but you know,

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could have been a little better. And I knieve that

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young man was referring to having sex totally totally at

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the very least peeing in his butt or something.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, And can I ask that we retire

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that you want to retire that just because of the

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kind Now, Now, love is love, and if you want

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to get kinky with somebody, let's say you want to

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fold somebody over the other way, you know, kind of

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like a fucking contortionist. You want to have your way

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with their I don't know, feet or whatever, go ahead,

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but we don't need to be you know, vile about it.

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Speaker 2: And actually and reflecting on what I propose there Ole

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sol a ping in his butt, I think.

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Speaker 1: That, uh, it's a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: Many of Newton's loss it's gravity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little bit like Trump saying grab them

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by the pussy. It's like it's locker room talk, but

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it's also just weird, like how would that work?

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Speaker 2: You know, if anybody can pull it off? It's these two.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, totally yeah, these two love birds, these two

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crazy love birds. I haven't felt like this in a year. Hey, Kyle,

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get out of here. The prize for their ship tip

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from the Stingy Gaze is a half day off, so

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we hit brunch now. Rainbow has a tough time with women,

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beca because of the Hunger Games, as we've discussed, having

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to wield the machetes and cod your sisters.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Dylan, if I may, just because I think you

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may have glossed over it, but it was very important

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for old Patty. And Frasier makes it clear that he

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did not cheat on his boy friend.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that that was made clear by Fraser because he

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kissed a straight man. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'd love to pull this logic off. Now get ready? Okay, Okay,

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I make out with a super hot girl, but she's

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a lesbian. Try explaining that to your wife. Yeah, I

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don't think it was.

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Speaker 1: And also, Damo's not a straight guy. Demo's fluid.

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Speaker 2: He's fluid.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's flu so.

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Speaker 2: I think we just need to just call this generation

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of kids fluid, like do we need totay, we're fluid.

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That means I'm open for anything. Hey, look at that

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toilet paper roll.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, look at that. You got

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a German shepherd with hip displasia. Who am I to judge?

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Toss it in me? Just be careful because I know

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that you're a little rickety down there, you know what

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I mean? Tell you what you on your back? I mean,

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what the fuck are these kids getting into? But no judgment? Okay,

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absolutely not all right, So Brazil is the best city

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in the world for tourism, Chow says, uh, I don't know.

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I've heard there's a lot of surly stuff going on

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down in Brazil. I think you can get shived or something.

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Speaker 2: I think there's some other countries that are worse. I

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believe he was explaining the horrors of a constitutional republic.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about Brazil's political system? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now till you were skipping over so much, no wonder

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these episodes are twenty two minutes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, no, I'm not skipping over a damn thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do we get to the point where we start

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ordering at brunch and Fraser suggests a wonderful game team

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building exercise called tell tell the other person next to

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you what you hate about that?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't get that.

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Speaker 2: You didn't see that?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, awesome. You know, we had that corporate exercises

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at North American Insurance, and I really wish they would

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have used this one, because what I said, Hey, what

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do you hate about Susan pat Well, I don't like

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that she brings tuna fish sandwiches to work. Ever, it

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makes her cubicle smell. Yeah, and I hate you for that, Susan. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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And then we would have hugged and cried and there

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would have been a bonding momental.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, I've been through one of those. And

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that's when I worked at Language Access Network, which was

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a healthcare company and a technology company all in one.

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And it was out in Manhattan Beach, and there's a

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food desert out in Manhattan Beach. Those people are I mean,

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it's really all you can eat in Manhattan Beach is

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savice and whatever you can eat in Ohio. So it's

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like Panda Express and fucking Shaky's and shit like that. Anyways,

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we're doing a tennis ball thing, right, bounce in the

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tennis ball to this person, this person, And famously, infamously

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this was the company where I said, you know, I'm

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not really feeling this and I thought they would give

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me as much time as I needed to either feel

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it or not feel it. And I can't back in

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on Monday and they were like, you're fired. This is

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who you're gonna be training. I was like, what is

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happening right now? This is bullshit? Okay, So anyways, this

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is okay. So the rape brunch.

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Speaker 2: This is a great brunch and it actually doesn't go

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as bad as I thought it would. But Rainbow looks

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at Ole and Barbara and she's disgusted by them being friends. Yeah,

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on the on the account that she fatally wounded both

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their sisters in a game of blood and survive.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell ya, you know, you fuck around with

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a lady who survived a gauntlet of the most dangerous game,

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you might get skewered. All I'm saying is they need

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to turn on a frequency that matches hers a little

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bit lest they be fucking killed. I mean, you saw

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what happened to the folks in Carrie's township. You know

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what I mean, Pour pig blood on her and see

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what happens. You're gonna get lit on fucking five. Oh yeah, okay,

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God damn it.

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Speaker 2: Now. I do want to say this about Rainbow to

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be fair. She she's caught my interest. She's a different archetype.

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She could light the boat on fire.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh yeah, I mean, this boat could

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look like the end of a James Bond movie.

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Speaker 2: I'd be curious to see if there's a love interest

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this season for her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, Me too, I went. I wonder who

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whoever is going to replace Chihuau is going to be? Uh?

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I mean, who knows? We love the Carousel of.

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Speaker 2: Seret Well, you know I like to keep a secret.

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Speaker 1: No, don't say anything about it. You shut up about it.

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Speaker 2: Fine, I love a secret.

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Speaker 1: I know you love a secret. But the thing about

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your love of secrets is that you have to shed

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it very very quickly. That's how much you love it.

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Speaker 2: That's right, right, I can't keep this.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like a like a like a player

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saying I love you so much. That's why I have

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to not be with you anymore. I have to let

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you go, And one could ask, is that love? Well?

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Speaker 2: You you let that person go and they come back

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to you. It's meant to be.

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Speaker 1: The sea rats. Well not if you say I don't

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welcome you back. I love you too much, please go away?

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You know what I mean? Okay, so the sea rats

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get back to the boat and immediately get to work.

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This was the reward A fucking breakfast, a brunch. Yeah,

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my god, Love Island felt Kyle's cock while kissing, and

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now she is peaud Okay, because I don't know. If

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you're a lady and you feel like disclosing this in

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the comments, you can. But I wonder how granular an

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experience it is, Like how clear is the picture? You know,

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you're making out with a guy, something brushes up against you.

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Can you tell specifically how big it is?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh well I don't know how big it is,

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but definitely.

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Speaker 1: Well what would what else would you tell? Just if

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he has a dick?

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Speaker 2: I think so?

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Speaker 1: And it was hard okay, but he's like, but what

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I'm saying is I think Love Island Slaine Sirk to

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Slaine was like, I think he's got a double barrel

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down there, and that's why she got that's.

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Speaker 2: For a cock, right, terrified?

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Speaker 1: Right? Okay, you know the Scottish. I mean, listen, I

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don't think they're known for that at all. You don't

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think they're known for that.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, they're like us, don't they're Irish?

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Speaker 1: Oh really? Yea?

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Speaker 2: God punished us all, you know.

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Speaker 1: I think I was. I was. I thought it's something

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I found, like I think I've brought this up before though,

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but I think it was the Scottish or the Irish

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they invented whiskey and then they didn't invent a single

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thing for another like five centuries or something like that.

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When you're just sitting around drinking and fucking punching people,

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I would imagine that. I mean, I don't know Darwin stuff.

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I don't know how long it takes, but maybe your

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dicks can get collectively bigger over that long. I don't know.

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You think, should we move on?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Let's move yea. And I want to apologize to you

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and everyone listening for that conversation. Rainbow is feeling alone

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because she can't because she can be a kind of

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a hard person, and we cut back to her panic

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attack days later. Love Island doesn't like Rainbow. Because Rainbow,

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in attempts to Corey Faber and strike up friendships, launches

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into improptuo English languages or English lessons to someone who

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already speaks English.

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Speaker 2: Pretty condescending.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, and I don't think that she means for

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it to be condescending. I just don't understand what the

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origin of it is. Like, maybe it's just a panic.

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I don't, I don't, I don't know what it is,

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but it's definitely soft room shit.

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Speaker 2: Well, Ola, so she's the she's a smarty pant. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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she's playing this wonderfully.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. Now we get to watch the

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swing the yeah, yes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes. K does not communicate well while the

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boat swings, and Carrie begins calling him an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He calls Chiuau a fucking idiot. I mean probably

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00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:12,400
seventeen eighteen nineteen times this episode.

467
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is something I'm sorry to keep referencing

468
00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:19,960
North American Insurance. It was my only corporate America corporate

469
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,279
experience in my lifetime. One thing I noticed with supervisors

470
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,480
you never wanted to get on their radar. You wanted

471
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:32,759
to slide by, just be the mediocre worker. You don't

472
00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:35,720
bother anybody. You don't cause any problems because once you're

473
00:23:35,799 --> 00:23:38,359
on a supervisor or a manager's radar.

474
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 1: They've made up their mind.

475
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 2: Well, now the little things that you did become tense.

476
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,279
So what would have been a one of maybe not

477
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,920
lowering that fender as quickly as possible, Now that's a

478
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,119
goddamn ten and carry.

479
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,799
Speaker 1: It's such a good point because when you're working with

480
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,680
sea rats, they invariably will put everyone's life at risk.

481
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,599
I mean numerous times throughout a season. If it's not

482
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,319
a compilation of things, no big deal. You know, we

483
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,039
have one of these conversations in the in the bridge

484
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:12,160
about how we need to focus and make the most

485
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,200
of this and stuff like that. But then we move

486
00:24:14,279 --> 00:24:16,759
on and everybody could have died, but we just move on,

487
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,240
you know what I mean. Chowow is not being called

488
00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:24,079
like a fucking idiot like seventeen eighteen nineteen times an episode.

489
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 2: You know, I'm I'm torn with him because I don't

490
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,880
know if he's as incompetent as he's being portrayed. And

491
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,400
also he's not a scumbag. He's a bores fuck to

492
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,400
watch on television. Yeah, but given our past, experiences with Bosn's.

493
00:24:40,799 --> 00:24:42,400
You might have want to give him a pass just

494
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,240
because he's not prepared to sexually assault someone.

495
00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he wasn't trying to literally rape someone, so

496
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:54,599
that's that's good. But I would say that what's his name?

497
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,279
Speaker 2: Ko?

498
00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:03,839
Speaker 1: Okay? Okay wow, kawao okay ko. Someone wrote this in

499
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:08,039
our in our comments, and I'm so grateful. But Kwole's

500
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:14,039
biggest crime he is getting home, not going in the jacuzzi,

501
00:25:14,759 --> 00:25:17,640
and instead playing an acoustic guitar as though he is

502
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:23,039
some kind of fucking Ryan Cabrera. I'm sorry. On the

503
00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:25,400
way down, I saw you and I want you off

504
00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:31,440
the fucking show. Okay, my god, wow, I'm so.

505
00:25:31,559 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you brought up Ryan because he's so relevant.

506
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,960
Well definitely, Hey, sorry, I break in here with one

507
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,440
of those annoying ad reads.

508
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

509
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Speaker 2: Uh, you know how you haven't slept for three and

510
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,720
a half weeks? Yeah yeah, yeah, Well I have a

511
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company for you that could change all that.

512
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Speaker 1: Really.

513
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a company called Loomy.

514
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Speaker 1: Oh I love Loomy.

515
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Speaker 2: Oh so do I because it's an edibles company. Just

516
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,839
to get that out front there, and they make you

517
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,359
feel good and they don't make you feel too high,

518
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,880
because old Patty has experienced that. One time I'm at

519
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,480
a house party, someone hands me some weed, I'm smoking it.

520
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,279
The next thing, I'm staring at this guy fixated on

521
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,200
him across for me, and I'm like, I think that

522
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:14,599
guy's a goddamn serial killer. But he wasn't right. It

523
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,279
was just that I was paranoid and really really hot.

524
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: Or how about that time you did that one thing

525
00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:21,920
with a company that is not a sponsor of this show,

526
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,839
but it was like way too strong you ended up

527
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,119
in Okay, let's see this. Pat is enjoying himself at

528
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:30,920
the party. One second, someone's like, hey, do you want

529
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,559
this gummy? He goes how many milligrams? They go, what?

530
00:26:33,799 --> 00:26:36,720
Too many? And then cut two two hours later, Pat

531
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:42,160
is in his his Dodge seventy two Dodge, and he's

532
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in a person's living room but still in the car.

533
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,720
The kids are crying, the husband's like insurance, insurance, and

534
00:26:48,759 --> 00:26:49,880
the cops are there, and.

535
00:26:49,799 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 2: Pat's like, I don't know, I don't know how I

536
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,160
got here.

537
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: I know how this happened.

538
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 2: But Loomy is not like any of that, and that's

539
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what's so great about him. Yeah, consistent, mellow, and super delicious.

540
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541
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543
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544
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545
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is right for you. The other night, I was super stressed,

546
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so I took the Hybrid's Strawberry Cookie gummy and I

547
00:27:19,519 --> 00:27:21,319
took a hot shower, and let me tell you something,

548
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549
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing. When I take Loomy Gummies, I can

554
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,559
just hear my daughter cry, but just turn it into

555
00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:47,039
a dream. I don't even get up.

556
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 2: Isn't that magical. I don't think she'll have a problem

557
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,359
with that. No, maybe later in therapy.

558
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you won't remember. There's some there's some faint

559
00:27:56,839 --> 00:28:00,000
memory I have of being abandoned alone.

560
00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:03,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think my dad sucks.

561
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:05,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. Her therapist calls me, like, we got to talk

562
00:28:05,759 --> 00:28:08,079
about this. I roll in there. I'm like, kid, you

563
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,319
got no fucking idea what abandonment is? Okay, I mean,

564
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,960
what are we doing here? You know? And then I

565
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,039
get demon eyes of the whole fucking thing. All right,

566
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:20,960
So we have chiwaw get pulled up to the bridge,

567
00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:25,119
and Captain Carry's like, listen, you're a fucking idiot. Okay,

568
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,599
and we got our super big problem because I think

569
00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:29,759
you're a fucking idiot, and so I'm gonna be watching

570
00:28:29,759 --> 00:28:31,759
you exactly what you mentioned. You don't want to be

571
00:28:31,799 --> 00:28:32,359
on the radar.

572
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,599
Speaker 2: He also used this phrase, and I'm gonna next time

573
00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:37,599
we interview Captain Carry, I'm gonna go, all right, Carrie,

574
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,079
you can come on. We're gonna interview you. But I'm

575
00:28:40,079 --> 00:28:44,119
gonna apply full pressure. Okay, I'm gonna apply full pressure.

576
00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:45,799
Speaker 1: Ask me whatever you want.

577
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:48,599
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't figured that out yet, but I know

578
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,880
I'm you're a fucking idiot.

579
00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna be watching you, Okay, I'm gonna

580
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,640
be fucking watching you, and if you fuck up, one

581
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,400
fucking time, I'm gonna fucking fire you. And that's exactly

582
00:28:59,440 --> 00:28:59,920
what he does.

583
00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:04,799
Speaker 2: But it's worth mentioning if we really kind of look

584
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:07,799
understand how humans work. He was already fired at this point, ye,

585
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,519
especially when he does that intel little tender drive with Jess.

586
00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:15,480
But Jess is also someone that I like. That's like, yeah,

587
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:16,079
I love Jess.

588
00:29:16,119 --> 00:29:16,599
Speaker 1: She's great.

589
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,319
Speaker 2: I wish she'd push out a little bit more.

590
00:29:18,359 --> 00:29:20,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She reminds me of a character on

591
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:27,359
Doug Doug. Yeah, dude, dude doo doo, dude doo dude

592
00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:33,839
doo doo. You know, Doug Doug Benson, No, Skeeter, Patty

593
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,440
Mayonnaise Roger.

594
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,119
Speaker 2: Maybe not my generation.

595
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's pretty wild.

596
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is when Kao meets with his team.

597
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,119
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about Ko. Now, Kao's a nice guy,

598
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,160
boring Ryan Cabrera on the way down. We talked about it, right,

599
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,920
But this is what he does. He goes, I just

600
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:56,200
gotta yelled at you guys better fucking stop being pikes.

601
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,559
Speaker 2: Okay, let's pick.

602
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: Up the slack. Okay, you guys are fugging up. It's like, whoa, wha, whoa,

603
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,799
that's not right now, Daimo voices that there is a

604
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:08,200
mutiny of foot here. Okay, Damo, and this is what happens. Okay,

605
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:14,839
this is why it's very, very hard to keep empires afoot, because, yeah,

606
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,039
the constituents will sometimes not voice the problems they have

607
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,200
and know that the grenade is about to blow up. Now,

608
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:25,000
Daimo just wants to see Chihuau fail and will just

609
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:28,839
step aside and freaking suck off with Frasier while it's happened.

610
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 2: Was Damo the one that said maybe it was with

611
00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,799
him and Kyle where he's like, you know, sometimes I

612
00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:35,519
know he's fucking up, and I just let him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

613
00:30:35,559 --> 00:30:38,839
when your enemy is making a mistake, don't interrupt.

614
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: Them, let them give them rope. So we get to

615
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,400
the preference sheet meeting. No no, no, long you've been.

616
00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:50,759
Speaker 2: Gone, no, no, I know, Okay, it's time for the.

617
00:30:54,680 --> 00:31:01,079
Speaker 1: This one sucked, sucked bunch of goddamn JUGI fucking nice family.

618
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:02,359
Speaker 2: What what what the.

619
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: Theme of one of the theme what's the theme of

620
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:09,680
these fucking dinners? Florida, Florida? I mean, good, goddamn, we

621
00:31:09,759 --> 00:31:12,160
got a guy and a got in a goddamn fucking

622
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,319
tuxedo T shirt. I mean, my god, these people are

623
00:31:15,319 --> 00:31:17,000
my kind of people that really know how to party.

624
00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:22,079
Speaker 2: Three day Charter though, and we we did one of

625
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:23,079
those things that we saw in.

626
00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: The last a little zoom through. I'm actually kind of liking.

627
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,039
Speaker 2: It, little montage of an entire day.

628
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,039
Speaker 1: What was the name of Liam Neeson's late wife who

629
00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:33,480
died tragically on the slopes?

630
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: Oh God, any other day I would just pop that

631
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,640
name out. Beautiful blonde woman. H I do have my phone?

632
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: Why are you asking that? Definitely wasn't an Hash the

633
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,319
human missile? No, no, no, no.

634
00:31:44,519 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 2: She took herself out and then came back from the

635
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,559
dead to scare children.

636
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Hash perished on concrete. She did

637
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,680
not perish in snow. In fact, she perished in the

638
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:59,039
opposite of snow. Elementally, it was actually fire, which is

639
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,960
anyway flying. Yeah.

640
00:32:04,119 --> 00:32:07,119
Speaker 2: The Amnesen's steadwife, Natasha something I.

641
00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:08,279
Speaker 1: Think, Natasha? Yeah?

642
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: Uh, why do you Asklan?

643
00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: I just want to know her name.

644
00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:13,039
Speaker 2: Natasha Richardson.

645
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: Natasha Richardson, just class beauty and Hallie and Annie's mom.

646
00:32:21,839 --> 00:32:24,920
I would say that the reason I brought it up

647
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,160
is because one of these the woman has a broken

648
00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:28,319
arm from skiing.

649
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:30,079
Speaker 2: That's it.

650
00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:33,279
Speaker 1: Okay. Now now people, people get in the comments, would

651
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:34,319
you go on a ski trip?

652
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so this was a little different. They don't even

653
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,839
get into it. This is adrenaline junkie bullshit. This is

654
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,759
like wearing one of those fucking squirrel costumes and jumping

655
00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:47,359
on the mountain. Okay, those idiots, he said, hella skiing. Yeah,

656
00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:49,240
that's where they drop you off at a place that

657
00:32:49,319 --> 00:32:51,480
you could not get to. Because I lived in Lake Tahoe.

658
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,400
Half of them die every ski season, and yet they

659
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,000
keep doing it.

660
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have to put a a what do

661
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:04,960
you call those things, those little beeper things. Uh, you

662
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,880
have to put one of those up those like a

663
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,759
tracking thing. Yeah, if you have to put pop one

664
00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:12,359
of those on the ski vest, Nope, not doing it.

665
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 2: Here's the other crazy thing, because they have to make

666
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,079
sure that there's not loose snow that can cause an avalanche.

667
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,960
Before the helicopter lands to drop your ass off, they

668
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,880
throw dynamite down there to blow it up.

669
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: No. Yeah, I thought they got to do the shovel

670
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:28,200
test thing. I always see that on YouTube shorts and whatnot,

671
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,599
where they're doing the pat down thing and they go

672
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,640
see this is this? I'm like, how do you fucking

673
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,160
glean any information from that? It's very very confusing.

674
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,599
Speaker 2: He jell. I don't know if you knew this. Those

675
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,440
squirrel people that fly yeah, like, uh, you know what

676
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,599
I think? The death ratio is like uh, like everyone

677
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,440
eventually dies if you're into that.

678
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:48,119
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I mean it's like playing right, you play

679
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,680
Russian Roulette long enough, you will shoot your head off.

680
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:56,079
You know what I mean? I mean, everybody see deer Hunter. Listen, you, me,

681
00:33:57,079 --> 00:34:00,119
the wives and the children. If we ever would did

682
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,119
you ever go up to mammoth? Nah, you wouldn't.

683
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: I don't like it. It's cold. That's why I moved

684
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,799
to Los Angeles.

685
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: You would deprive your children of ski lessons because you

686
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,760
don't want to be cold.

687
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,039
Speaker 2: Well, you know I can, I can point them in

688
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:17,199
different directions other than cold things. Hey, how about this

689
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,639
cheerleading camp that seems much.

690
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,559
Speaker 1: Nicer, But then you don't get to do anything. You

691
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,119
just have to sit while they're doing cheerleading camp.

692
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm gonna I'm gonna. I'm gonna do things

693
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,480
with my kids. Like just tonight, Quinny and I we

694
00:34:29,519 --> 00:34:32,559
watched the rest of Skeleton crew. That's Star Wars kids thing.

695
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:34,760
It's really fun.

696
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: Okay, nobody wants to ski with me. My wife doesn't

697
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,840
want to skae with me, and nobody wants to ski

698
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,199
with me.

699
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 2: I'll go golfing with you.

700
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: We should go golfings, man, Okay, so we go on

701
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:46,840
a date.

702
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,159
Speaker 2: I love this. Yeah, this was fucking hilarious. Can I

703
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:50,559
tell you why?

704
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: Yeah? Of course.

705
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 2: So Ola, upon entering the establishment, says, is this restaurant casual?

706
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,239
Apparently she didn't see the foosball table and the middle

707
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,800
of the room. I would argue that screams gosh.

708
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean everybody knows that foosball tables air hockey.

709
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,079
Those are the markings and the trappings of a of

710
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,400
a really really nice restaurant. You know, Carbone famously has

711
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,880
a beautiful foosball table the middle of the time.

712
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 2: Is that right?

713
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,159
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, absolutely absolutely so.

714
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 2: Actually, you know, that's one of my things I don't

715
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,880
like about Nobu is you have to like to get

716
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,559
to the bar, you gotta walk around a pool table.

717
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh. I mean listen,

718
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:36,880
that's why I don't really like these places. Mastros. I mean,

719
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,519
you David, and and to think you could put another

720
00:35:41,559 --> 00:35:43,079
table there, you can put a four times there.

721
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,679
Speaker 2: You're losing money by having it.

722
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: But you know they're gonna keep people happy. So we

723
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:56,039
have this date and solet says that she's been heartbroken

724
00:35:56,079 --> 00:35:58,880
in the past, right, she was once so in love

725
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,960
with somebody that she stopped eating.

726
00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:06,199
Speaker 2: Well, why did she stop eating because she was heartbroken? Well, no, dear,

727
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,840
this is stop like us. She was dubbed four times

728
00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:14,320
and after she was dubbed each time she fell bored love, dear. Yes,

729
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,360
treat them like dirt. They stick like buddet.

730
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,119
Speaker 1: This is a little bit like Quasimoto to me. Okay,

731
00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:24,440
So when Esmerelda passes, Quasimoto begins to waste away, and

732
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,280
what does he do. He uh, falls next to her

733
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,119
and lays down next to her dead body and then

734
00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:31,840
he just he just dies there with her. And it's

735
00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:38,519
actually not cute, it's actually fucking creepy as shit. So

736
00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:40,880
a little bit like that. They head back to the

737
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,639
boat and they freaking totally have sex with each other.

738
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:43,199
Speaker 2: Yes, they do.

739
00:36:43,639 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: And then we get to the next morning, well.

740
00:36:45,519 --> 00:36:50,039
Speaker 2: Before Fraser has thoughts on this. Yeah, because he's seen

741
00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:53,000
this before and he also has a functioning brain. He

742
00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:56,840
looks at this situation. He's like, these guys are just

743
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,440
gonna bump uglies and this will go nowhere. And that's

744
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,360
because he understands how sea rats work in their natural environment.

745
00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:06,519
It's like throwing a rat in a snake cage. We

746
00:37:06,639 --> 00:37:08,679
know what's going to happen. It's not going to worry.

747
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,599
Speaker 1: The rat's gonna fuck the snake and then they're both

748
00:37:10,639 --> 00:37:13,440
gonna move on, all right.

749
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 2: Oh. Also, for Kyle calls his mommy and uh yeah,

750
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,800
she lets him know her brother is still having sex

751
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,400
with his wife.

752
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,079
Speaker 1: And that was No, that was Anthony.

753
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 2: That's what I am.

754
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:30,599
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, so so so okay, So I don't know

755
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:40,639
what producer stumbled upon these phone calls and decided we

756
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,559
must put these in the show to demonstrate the heart

757
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,719
of this ip.

758
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 2: It humanizes them, Dylan, Yeah, yeah.

759
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:51,599
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do to humanize this here rat.

760
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:57,840
They can cry, they can wax about things that relate

761
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,840
to us. They are seafaring people. They have nothing in

762
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,599
common with us land dwellers. They are fucking sea rats. Okay.

763
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,119
I know they have parents, that does not make them

764
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:09,719
the same.

765
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: We all have parents.

766
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:15,039
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, Stephen Sigall had a parent. Yeah, you know,

767
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:18,519
Anthony talking to his mother. Hey, hey, hey, you know

768
00:38:18,639 --> 00:38:21,000
one of my favorite hold opens of all time was

769
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:26,880
Pat played a clip of this blockheaded, fucking idiot on

770
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,719
the valley talking about how he has a boyfriend now

771
00:38:31,079 --> 00:38:35,119
who can cook for him, and and Pat said, uh,

772
00:38:35,159 --> 00:38:38,360
who gives a fuck? Right, that's how I feel about

773
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,559
these goddamn phone calls with his mom. I mean, it's

774
00:38:41,559 --> 00:38:45,400
not even fucking English.

775
00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 2: It's gonna be really entertaining to see Anthony get fired

776
00:38:50,519 --> 00:38:51,320
for a second time.

777
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna have one Natalla crape station

778
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,639
go wrong and it's gonna be Okay. So Fraser calls

779
00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:58,880
his boyfriend and they broke up.

780
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: I gotta give you know, Frasier, we're supposed to see

781
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:06,599
your life unfold before the cameras. The fact that you

782
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,880
just leave the boat where you know there's no cameras

783
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,719
and you fucking you know do the deed there.

784
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: It's a big no no in Patty's it's a big

785
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,119
no no. This is a Kyle Richards move. But I

786
00:39:16,159 --> 00:39:20,480
will say, breaking up with somebody who you've been with

787
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,079
for not that long and you've seen five times in

788
00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:28,239
one year. That's a little bit like being impeached as

789
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,079
like a room parent. You know. It's like, Okay, I

790
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:33,280
I guess it's.

791
00:39:33,159 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 2: A thing, but it's not gonna break anybody.

792
00:39:35,119 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not really a thing.

793
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:36,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

794
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 1: And this tribunal you all have put together wherein you

795
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,559
voted me out like I'm Nixon or something. We're talking

796
00:39:45,559 --> 00:39:51,280
about macaroni paintings. Okay, uh okay. The charter guest arrive

797
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,599
a couple of fucking whites. Darlene normally wouldn't ask for

798
00:39:54,639 --> 00:39:57,760
the searets to unpack her bag, but when she was

799
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,719
being thrust out of a helicopter onto the slope of

800
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,199
a mountain that human beings shouldn't be having fun on,

801
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,840
she broke her arm. Now, Robert is allergic to alcohol.

802
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,000
He breaks out and handcuffs when he drinks good one. Robert,

803
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,039
goddamn it, Robert.

804
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: We had a nickel for every time.

805
00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: He said that, Yeah, that's we'd have a nickel. Chwell

806
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,239
gets a dime dropped on him. Just and Carrie head

807
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:26,519
out to Mullet Bay and and Jess basically says, the

808
00:40:26,519 --> 00:40:29,519
guy's a fucking idiot, and Carrie says, you wouldn't believe this.

809
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:34,599
I've been killing him a fucking idiot, old fucking morning.

810
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,480
She's like, no way, Barbara. I can't really understand what

811
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:42,159
Barbara is saying. Ever, Yeah, and she says something about

812
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:45,679
being a lady and having another gay lady and that

813
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,320
being nice.

814
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, she's fawning with Jess, who's also into ladies,

815
00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:52,679
and then they kind of bond over breakups. And now

816
00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:56,039
you know, she had dated a quote unquote straight girl

817
00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:58,239
for two years and she strung her along too long.

818
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,440
So yeah, now she's not gonna wait for people anymore.

819
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:02,760
You know, you get hurt by.

820
00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: Someone totally, totally.

821
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,639
Speaker 2: You carry that into your next couple relationship.

822
00:41:06,679 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 1: I mean, back to Quasimoto, you know, he wasn't waiting

823
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,239
around for anybody. He just hopped on that coffin started

824
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,079
fucking dying right next to her. Listen, one of the

825
00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:17,079
Chiggy Whites begins to break down the entire family dynamic

826
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,119
of the people on the on the boat. Wow, don't

827
00:41:20,119 --> 00:41:20,360
do that.

828
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so fascinating.

829
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, listen, I know that the sea

830
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:25,440
rats asked, but they're they're lying.

831
00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:28,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're lying. There so you're literally talking to someone

832
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,039
who's not listening.

833
00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean imagine, take a styrofoam cup,

834
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:39,280
now start talking to it. How foolish do you feel? Uh?

835
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 2: You know. It's funny though, now that I have to

836
00:41:41,039 --> 00:41:43,559
deal with these parents that don't we don't give a

837
00:41:43,559 --> 00:41:45,280
shit about each other because we're still trying to feel

838
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,679
each other out. Yeah, someone like what do you do

839
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:48,280
for work?

840
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:48,559
Speaker 1: Or something?

841
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:50,599
Speaker 2: To last me? And I'll like start talking and I'll

842
00:41:50,639 --> 00:41:55,159
notice they'll just like sometimes I'll be like, I'm gonna

843
00:41:55,199 --> 00:41:57,159
just stop talking and see if they notice, dude, and

844
00:41:57,159 --> 00:41:57,599
they don't.

845
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: I am. I am so reading that. I am so dreadful.

846
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,199
Speaker 2: You're young enough that it might not as affect you

847
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,480
as much as it does me, because your generation might

848
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,639
be more still like partying and stuff. I'm with a

849
00:42:10,639 --> 00:42:12,239
bunch of old fucking folgies.

850
00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:16,079
Speaker 1: Genuinely. The last time somebody really tried to get roped

851
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:18,920
into our friend circle, my wife introduced me to her

852
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,119
friend's boyfriend and he started talking to me about how

853
00:42:22,519 --> 00:42:24,920
I've told this before, but he was in marketing, and

854
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,480
I was just like, God, that sounds so boring, and

855
00:42:27,519 --> 00:42:31,599
he was super offended by it. Got a couple more

856
00:42:31,639 --> 00:42:34,239
conversations like that coming up in the future, got a

857
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,559
lot more. Oh yeah, don't talk to me about content

858
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:42,480
management systems as though you're talking about a roller coaster.

859
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:48,400
My god. Yeah, man, Okay, we get to volleyball, Turnpike,

860
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,599
Tribadors versus the Decteriors. Now let's skip over this. Let's

861
00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:55,199
skip over it. But Fraser does like volleyball, and it's

862
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,679
crazy that he likes volleyball, because Fraser and volleyball have

863
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,840
a tumultuous relationship on the show, that being if you'll

864
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,400
recall Ah, yes, yes, yes, Sandy. You know how Sandy

865
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,800
flips out and it like is still in sigone every

866
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,039
once in a while. She went up to Frasier in

867
00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:16,079
front of everyone and was like, this man is disgusting

868
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:21,840
and he's not elus look at this fucking yeah. It

869
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,039
was so bizarre now.

870
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 2: But it got cleared up because we had the reality gaze.

871
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,719
Jake and Maddie come on and they you know, cleared

872
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,719
the air. They were like, he's a twink and she

873
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,840
fucking hates twins.

874
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank god for that. All right, Lunch

875
00:43:34,559 --> 00:43:37,360
is grilled tarragon chicken with the Mediterranean salad, brenzino, and

876
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,519
the whole thing is just a beautiful and clean lunch.

877
00:43:39,639 --> 00:43:45,559
But we get up to oh, there's a mutiny afoot like.

878
00:43:45,519 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 2: This, just talking to Ko and she's like, hey, I

879
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,159
need a goddamn break schedule, and he pushes back and

880
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:55,239
they finally or he finally agrees to do a break

881
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,920
meeting at the start of aage.

882
00:43:57,079 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, this is the turning point in the kind

883
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,800
of you know, it's it's a tale as old as time.

884
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:07,280
The the usurper, right, the protagonist usurper. Right, there's somebody

885
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,039
who's not fit to lead the group, and they take over.

886
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,840
Usually the person that's not fit has some kind of

887
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:18,840
surreptitious tie to the adversarial power, but they're supplanted eventually,

888
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,320
and and and and you can tell by the language

889
00:44:23,559 --> 00:44:26,039
the courage starts to seep out of the mouth. Really,

890
00:44:26,599 --> 00:44:30,840
Jess says, I don't want my deck team suffering right now.

891
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,199
She's just a decie, right, she's not These are not

892
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,480
her people yet, but she's speaking as the Arthurian boson

893
00:44:38,519 --> 00:44:39,039
that we need.

894
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:41,679
Speaker 2: Let me say this, ye you know this, Delle. You

895
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,079
see when blood is in the water and you realize

896
00:44:44,119 --> 00:44:48,519
you can step out of your you can kill you

897
00:44:48,559 --> 00:44:51,039
could kill, yes, or you know someone else will be

898
00:44:51,159 --> 00:44:52,880
soon killed, so you can talk that way.

899
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,679
Speaker 1: So we wrap the beach thing after twelve, flops around

900
00:44:55,679 --> 00:44:57,280
on the floody deck for a while, and we get

901
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,519
ready for dinner, which Captain Carrey will be attending. Uh. Now,

902
00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:04,199
the last time Captain Carrey sat down for a meal

903
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,320
with Anthony, we hit the trifecta. The food was late,

904
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,239
cold and disgusting. Uh yum.

905
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now Dyll on the on the other side of that, Uh,

906
00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:16,639
it was for Jill Zerran, So I think we can

907
00:45:16,679 --> 00:45:23,599
all admit that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's the one that wanted.

908
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:28,960
She suggested that they have an electronic buzzer that would

909
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,239
alert the staff.

910
00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:33,519
Speaker 1: Well not not just not just out of nowhere, she'd

911
00:45:33,559 --> 00:45:39,960
she'd uh, she'd had that before. Good yea for her.

912
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,400
Housewives used to be so good.

913
00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:44,559
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think she only got two seasons.

914
00:45:44,119 --> 00:45:48,199
Speaker 1: Though I'm not talking about when Jill was on uh

915
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:52,800
over the leave, when we were just kind of sitting around.

916
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:59,639
She's had on Old New York specifically, I believe they

917
00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:04,599
called it slut Island. When lou Adela's heps bangs that

918
00:46:04,599 --> 00:46:07,679
that fucking oh I love pirates. Yeah, she she had

919
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,719
sung it in the Kabbos. She had sex with a

920
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:14,119
guy who dressed up, asked Captain Jack Sparrow at a bar,

921
00:46:14,519 --> 00:46:17,760
and then said, you know, it was just my Italian

922
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,559
friends were over last night, and then proceeds to go

923
00:46:20,679 --> 00:46:23,400
on the phone and speak in French, as though if

924
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,760
she's speaking in French they can't understand.

925
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 2: What she'll do the transwer.

926
00:46:26,559 --> 00:46:28,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never tell.

927
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 2: I never tell, So you don't tell either, okay. Dear

928
00:46:33,079 --> 00:46:34,599
by the way, I won't do a little promotion.

929
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: I will be plaiforming at Radio City Music Hall on Saturday,

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July seventeenth, and I was forming all the hits I've

931
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:47,760
got you under my thom booby doo, boo boo. It's

932
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:51,320
so funny because crazy eyes killing Ramona goes around and

933
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,159
she's like, I think I know what you were doing

934
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,880
last night. I mean, Housewives used to be so good.

935
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 2: It's still good, Miami. I got it much much fun

936
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and Anna.

937
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,639
Speaker 1: Is pretty good. Okay, all right, Well, Anthony is the

938
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fucking boss. He's gonna knock this out of the fucking park.

939
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,960
We gets to dinner and the theme is retirement community.

940
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,679
So before that, Rainbow and Selaine have a little bit

941
00:47:15,679 --> 00:47:17,840
of a you know, we try to. I feel bad

942
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,400
for Rainbow. You know, she clearly has been through a lot.

943
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:28,760
We talked about what she's been through. You and I

944
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:34,039
have never seen flesh fly, no, not once, never seen

945
00:47:34,039 --> 00:47:39,599
anything like that. So yeah, interpersonal sewings together are a

946
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:44,079
little challenging for her. And Selaine is a popular girl,

947
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,559
you know, she's not. She may be low on the

948
00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:49,800
tunnel pole, but she's It's this exchange of currencies, right,

949
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:56,159
so Rainbow is the one who's competent, experienced. Selene does

950
00:47:56,199 --> 00:47:59,880
not value that currency whatsoever. Okay, we don't take your

951
00:48:00,559 --> 00:48:02,920
you're freaking pound or whatever. Here.

952
00:48:03,159 --> 00:48:06,119
Speaker 2: She's pricing out at this point and probably working like

953
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,639
how much should I charge to see my asshole?

954
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right. God,

955
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,599
what do you what are people doing? You're paying You're

956
00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:19,760
paying seventy dollars to see people's assholes.

957
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,159
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes it's worth it?

958
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean, listen, we've all been there. You're like,

959
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:29,760
I I've got to see that asshole. You see it.

960
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,719
You're like, I saw that asshole. That's crazy.

961
00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 2: So Anyways, I do want to there's a meanwhile here, Delle. Meanwhile,

962
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,079
Captain Carry, he's sitting at that table eating dinner, yucking

963
00:48:41,159 --> 00:48:43,840
it up with the charter guests. I like how he shares.

964
00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:48,440
He explains why his marriage didn't work out, and which

965
00:48:48,639 --> 00:48:52,079
was that his wife, his ex wife, really didn't know him.

966
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:56,360
On the positive side, she wasn't having sex with his uncle.

967
00:48:56,599 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: Yep, that's tough.

968
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 2: That's tough.

969
00:49:03,039 --> 00:49:09,639
Speaker 1: Hello, mom, do you remember Dad's broza and how he

970
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:15,079
It's like, god, damn it. Man. All right, let's get

971
00:49:15,079 --> 00:49:18,679
to dinner. First course is a tuna savice. I can't

972
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,599
really fuck that up. Just make it clean, make it nice.

973
00:49:21,599 --> 00:49:23,400
Then we get to rope a via hop with saffron

974
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,760
rice and plant taints. Now, this is a beautiful dish

975
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,840
to labor of love. A stude South American meat is

976
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,719
always going to be delicious. Now if we go from

977
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:37,440
a savich a recrudo, now, I know we're still within

978
00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:41,440
the same realm of astronomy, but I need a bridge

979
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,760
between savice and rub a via Okay, because we're going

980
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,320
from delicate to Guy Fieri pretty quickly. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

981
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:56,199
So we're going from tunis delicate dish to here is

982
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:01,519
a goddamn fucking cafeteria tray of stud beef at starch.

983
00:50:02,159 --> 00:50:04,559
Now listen, Like I said, it's a labor blo. I'm

984
00:50:04,559 --> 00:50:06,280
not gonna kick it out of the bed. What I

985
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:11,519
will say is that this is a four pot dinner.

986
00:50:11,559 --> 00:50:14,760
I mean, come on thematically, I mean it's just completely clashing.

987
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,400
I mean this is like, this is like what what what? What? What?

988
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,159
This is like if I was uh, I don't know

989
00:50:20,199 --> 00:50:22,079
what to compare it to, but it's it's a freaking

990
00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:25,400
car crash. Okay. Uh. And then the red velvet cape

991
00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:29,800
looked absolutely delicious, although I will say red velvet is

992
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,480
a little bit you know, it's going the way of

993
00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:35,119
the chicrudery plate. Okay, let's come up with new cakes.

994
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,360
Let's move on past the red velvet.

995
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 2: I think we've got to start getting into uh uh

996
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,039
a store, uh store candy like Nerds. Nerds is making

997
00:50:43,079 --> 00:50:46,199
its way throughout all. Like fast food, well, it's the

998
00:50:46,199 --> 00:50:49,239
cluster man cheese has a flavor. And then today I

999
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,119
drove through Burger can get that impossible Burger? What do

1000
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:53,639
I see on the goddamn menu?

1001
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1002
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about right, No, they have

1003
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,320
a NERD's slushy. Yeah, that's crazy.

1004
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: It's the clus It goes to show you what one

1005
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:05,199
product can do. James, I'm the kidding, Anthony. This was

1006
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,880
a great meal. It did clash seventy pots.

1007
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 2: Captain Carrey liked it. Next morning.

1008
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: Next morning we zoomed through the second day of the charter.

1009
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,199
I'm a massive fan of that. We don't need to

1010
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,159
be with these people for that long. We don't really

1011
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,800
need to be with any charter guests for any super

1012
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,639
long amount of time unless they are awful. Okay, if

1013
00:51:23,639 --> 00:51:28,280
they are extremely difficult, extremely rude, keep them on our screens.

1014
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,840
If not, let's get back to the internal conflict within

1015
00:51:32,039 --> 00:51:32,719
the sea rec.

1016
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should appreciate this quick at it.

1017
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:41,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, we wrap with a departure, a tip that was

1018
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:44,840
compensated for the stingy gays.

1019
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, By the way, do we even

1020
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,360
care what they we were gonna have sky knox on.

1021
00:51:51,639 --> 00:51:54,880
I'm in communication with them. Do we want them to

1022
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,519
explain because they're claiming that they actually made a gave

1023
00:51:58,559 --> 00:52:01,119
a bigger tip and might have their seats and production

1024
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,960
fucked them.

1025
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 1: You can keep chatting with them I was curious about. Yeah, no,

1026
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,800
I mean it's interesting. Maybe they can let us know,

1027
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,440
we'll broadcast.

1028
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,599
Speaker 2: I'm busy yet, yeah, Pride weekend.

1029
00:52:14,679 --> 00:52:19,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're busy with kids. That's so yeah, maybe not so.

1030
00:52:19,199 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 2: One last note here till before we wrap up.

1031
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,599
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, if I if I was a freaking

1032
00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:25,079
twenty six year old youngster just freaking smoking pot all

1033
00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:27,320
the time, I'd be like, hey, let's have everybody on.

1034
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,360
I would too, Yeah, I gotta I gotta get out

1035
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:29,599
of here.

1036
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:32,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, my time is very important.

1037
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 1: Ye.

1038
00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 2: So when they go through that goddamn bridge, the stern

1039
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,719
line isn't fast stern line isn't fastened fast enough. Yeah,

1040
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,599
and Carrie's very annoyed once again, and well.

1041
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 1: The goddamn dinghy popper, you know, the thing that prevents

1042
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,320
I'm always amazed. What an amazing piece of technology. You know,

1043
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,840
it's a little bit like air. It's just air, you know,

1044
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,480
it's not it's not low enough. So they could just

1045
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,960
scrape against the dock and that's the last straw for

1046
00:52:59,079 --> 00:53:01,719
carry He goes Choell, you're a complete fucking idiot, and

1047
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,800
I have to say I'm letting you go.

1048
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:09,199
Speaker 2: Would you have preferred if they kept this as a cliffhanger. No, okay, no,

1049
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,239
Well one of the nicest boas and fuck ups we've

1050
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:14,079
had in a long time.

1051
00:53:14,199 --> 00:53:16,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck. I think chiuha was actually really nice

1052
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,320
and uh, if you want to come on.

1053
00:53:20,039 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 2: I doubt he will. I think he just wants to

1054
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,159
play his guitar.

1055
00:53:23,199 --> 00:53:27,079
Speaker 1: Let us know, se la Vie. Thank you guys so

1056
00:53:27,119 --> 00:53:30,800
much for listening. Get me uh the iTunes ratings turns

1057
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,880
out we kind of need your help. Yeah, yeah, you're

1058
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,639
zinging us with those one stars and stars are tough.

1059
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,039
Speaker 2: Support our sponsors Loomy and Avril Berner.

1060
00:53:39,639 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: Thank you, Avril. That picture is so sweet. Seriously, love

1061
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,880
you guys for listening. I'm done saying goodbye. Pat, say

1062
00:53:44,880 --> 00:54:05,760
goodbye to exact distinct