Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, and welcome to the Patreon exclusive recap of
the I Don't Know what We're going to do with
this this part two of the in the City Reunion.
Speaker 2: People enjoyed the last episode where we didn't talk about.
Speaker 1: It, Well, you know what, it's crazy because I okay.
Speaker 2: I saw a disclosure day. We can talk about that.
Speaker 1: I would love to talk about that. Show me that
movie and then ask me who directed it, and I
would go, literally anybody that's a Stephen Spielberg, A literally
anybody anyone could have directed that movie. We can talk
about disclosure Day when I think about what we're going
to do. Do you get what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: I think I do.
Speaker 3: He has a certain look though, like with Ah, it
needed more kids. A Steven Spielberg movie needs children.
Speaker 1: Yes it does.
Speaker 2: It was missing that heart of children.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry. But as much as I love him,
and you know, depending on which side of the bed
I wake up, on how many drinks, you know, I
might fuck him. He's a handsome guy, right, he is
not a leading what he is? Who are we referring
to the main guy in that?
Speaker 2: I don't know who he was?
Speaker 1: Fuck are we doing here with this guy? I mean,
he's been in a lot of stuff. But I'm sorry
to say, who am I? Okay, who am I?
Speaker 2: Well, it was it was nice to see some new faces.
Speaker 1: In that. We didn't see any new faces.
Speaker 3: I didn't recognize anybody in the cast except for that
guy who was running.
Speaker 2: The whole show all along, Colin Firth. Not him. I
thought he was pretty good. A lot of people hate him.
Speaker 1: Colman Domingo.
Speaker 2: Is is that the black guy? Yeah? Who's in every
single movie this year?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He played Michael Jackson's dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's doing a lot of work.
Speaker 2: I hated him in this not sure. Sure and also
absolutely horrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. And also and we're gonna get to
When I think about what we're going to do with
within the city, within the city, I immediately I see
a food processor, and I see some kind of vegetable
holocaust happening. I don't know, I'm a little bit a
stone right now, but just a kind of massacre of
a recap, not really coherent in any way. And more,
how is.
Speaker 2: That going to be different than what we've done.
Speaker 1: It's a really good question. Can we get back to
I give it zero tits. By the way, the movie.
Speaker 2: Are this episode this episode?
Speaker 1: Well, can we get back to can You give Your Tits?
And we get back to the movie, please sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think it speaks well to this reunion or
the season and its source material when we spend a
good part of it covering Summer.
Speaker 2: House material, which we did, and then we.
Speaker 3: Spent the second half of this part too, covering Kyle
and Amanda in the breakup.
Speaker 2: I think that's I think that I gave it a zero.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm pointing out to why you may have come
to that low score.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty bad reunion.
Speaker 3: That being said, on the positive side of sylvenirs, lots
of sylvenirs. Still is that I think the show has hope.
I think it has hope, but we had to get
through this Amanda Kyle stuff. The cast, we're still kind
of figuring it out.
Speaker 1: You gotta get you, you got to get Lindsay. I
think you got to get Lindsay out of the show.
Really yep, huh. And I think that people will feel
that at the end of the second season. They're not
going to feel it right now. And you can't, you know,
you can't. I mean, nobody ever got sick of sea biscuit.
So this is a crude analogy. But you know you
can't take sea biscuit out to the pastor or ely.
There's too much money to be made off of them,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Also, don't you want to use his sperm?
Speaker 1: Well that's where you How many solvenairs do you give it?
Speaker 2: Zero?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's horrible. Can we talk about an alien movie
where there are no aliens?
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, don't give spoilers.
Speaker 1: Man, there's no aliens.
Speaker 2: There are aliens.
Speaker 1: There are aliens, but there are not aliens. I mean,
it's two and a half hours. I want to start
animals staring at me. That's not gonna cut it.
Speaker 3: That doesn't Okay, we shouldn't give spoilers for people who
haven't seen the film.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say overall, and then we'll talk about it
in the city a little bit.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: The script was really bad? Yeah, I mean very, very,
very bad. I mean a lot of people do like
this film. I read the reviews, spoiler free reviews. Yes,
a lot of people absolutely despise that.
Speaker 1: Patrick. Can you please for a moment break down the
thematic purpose of the technology they've given us Colin Firth
uses it for each it's.
Speaker 2: All over the place.
Speaker 3: What what Basically what Dylan's referring to is we've discovered
that they have this little handgrip thing that can essentially
accomplish everything except get these aliens that are trapped here
back to their fucking home planning.
Speaker 1: But they make you omniscient. Essentially, you become omniscient. But
what what it? What is it?
Speaker 2: They can do anything?
Speaker 1: Clunk clunk fest.
Speaker 3: I hope that's not his last alien movie because we
deserve better from Stephen. But here's the problem is, obviously
Disclosure Day is the day that we're going to disclose
that we're not alone in the universe, right, So we're
going to lead up to that, right, And so that's
not a spoiler. But the way that Steven and the
script that they wrote in order to get to that,
what you're waiting for? For dare I a longer than
two and a half hours? I think it was two
hours in like forty minutes. I had to do it
in two sittings. Yeah, is I think it could have
been done one hundred different ways better than this. It's
essentially a two hour chase trying to track down multiple people.
Speaker 2: The bad guys are chasing them to stop.
Speaker 3: Them from, for some reason, going to a news station
and alerting the entire planet Earth about.
Speaker 2: These goddamn aliens. Yeah, that's the plot. And I thought
it sucked.
Speaker 1: It did it? Really did? I mean it just sucked.
All right. Let's talk about in the city, all right.
Speaker 3: So we began with Lindsay sitting asking Whitney to apologize
to the entire planet.
Speaker 1: Earth, every mother on the planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for shaming her.
Speaker 1: You imagine Whitney going up to like a Yemeny mother.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think she should have taken the dare hold on.
Should I leave now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to go? Where do you want
me to go? Do you want me to go to
Sub Saharan Africa? Right now? Hi, I'm Whitney. I'm so sorry.
She needs to apologize fifty more times in order for
Lindsey to open up to her remorse. Now, Yvonne said
that Lindsay went through hell last year and then reverts
very quickly back to being one of Lindsay's gremlins. I
understand that Yvonne and Lindsay have a true friendship. I
don't know that you can necessarily be a friend of
Lindsay's without being under her employ if that makes sense right. Yeah,
I don't think that she's on equal footing with anyone
in her life now.
Speaker 2: She always has to be at the top.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But worth pointing out here, they're now in a throttle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the gay the gay guy Nick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yvonne and Lindsay are in a throttle and it's
going to work because Lindsay he's accustomed to being in
a relationship where she doesn't have sex with the guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Use Carl was gay.
Speaker 1: There's a whole Did you see super Girl? No? Did
you see the Odyssey?
Speaker 2: Not yet? I'm going to see that this week.
Speaker 1: Really, did I go on my IMAX rant?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: You did. It's you know what I'm talking about. So
Danielle and Lindsay. Danielle was shocked at the list of
grievances that Lindsay had kept. How could you be surprised
by that? Of course she has a note tapping her
phone about what a cut you are. It's Lindsay, you
know her so well. And we talk about this thing
that no one remembers.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 1: They talk about the gender reveal and what Dan guys,
can we do a little bit better of a job.
If we're going to bring up in consequential things, give
us some something memory.
Speaker 2: You're referring the look back at all the horrible things.
Speaker 1: I don't even think they looked back to the thing
they're talking about. I think they just anyways, well.
Speaker 2: We get to the juiciest part. Well, if there is
anything juicy.
Speaker 1: Here, the question from Nay from Delaware.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, the the emotive, the Amanda pointing out
that Danny was a home wrecker and she was fucking
a married man, and any Danielle, yeah, yeah, and daniel
Danielle was shocked, shocked that Amanda would say something like that,
and she was also shocked that Lindsay would look back
at critiqueer like that as you just.
Speaker 1: Put it out. Yeah, it's not cool.
Speaker 3: And then we learned Lindsay and Danielle were texting each
other after the airing of the show.