WEBVTT 1 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:19.719 You're watching Chewing the Cud with River Scott and Mike 2 00:00:19.800 --> 00:00:21.719 Benyon Row And I've. 3 00:00:21.559 --> 00:00:25.800 Watched those sheets like three times, but you can still tell. Hello, 4 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:29.679 you're watching Chewing the Cud. You're weekly a lighthearted look 5 00:00:29.719 --> 00:00:32.719 at the world through a slightly glittery kaleidoscope. I'm River 6 00:00:32.759 --> 00:00:35.359 Scott and here with me today. It's someone who understands 7 00:00:35.439 --> 00:00:38.560 their arts and their elbow, but only because of the gap. 8 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:41.920 It's Mike boobs out ho Hello, darling, how are you hello? 9 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:43.200 It's a big gap. 10 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:46.280 And is one slightly hairier than the other. 11 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:48.119 I do have very hairy arms. 12 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:49.880 I don't want to lie. 13 00:00:49.960 --> 00:00:51.159 My art is like a forest. 14 00:00:51.719 --> 00:00:56.119 Delightful. So good to be back. This is the high 15 00:00:56.119 --> 00:00:59.280 class chat that I've missed. You know. How have you 16 00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:00.880 been okay? Yeah? 17 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:02.039 Getting through? How about yourself? 18 00:01:02.039 --> 00:01:02.240 Phone? 19 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:02.600 Yeah? 20 00:01:02.719 --> 00:01:03.280 Not bad? 21 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:05.640 Faffing about in the little dangley. You have got my 22 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:08.280 dangle on today, thought i'd you know, shows it up 23 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:08.680 a little bit. 24 00:01:08.920 --> 00:01:10.480 And my pearl necklace, as I say, someone's giving you 25 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:11.519 a pearl necklace as usual. 26 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:12.239 I know. 27 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:14.879 So what have you got for me today, Mike? 28 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:18.719 Well, I'm bringing you a story about something wholesome, well, 29 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:21.239 something for a hole and then we're going to get 30 00:01:21.239 --> 00:01:22.680 all crafty and crafty queens. 31 00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:24.319 Oh I do love a crafty queen. 32 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:26.680 We even have a game that you can play along 33 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:28.439 with the own but on screen now you can see 34 00:01:28.439 --> 00:01:31.159 our contact details. It's at the cud TV and if 35 00:01:31.200 --> 00:01:33.200 you want to catch up on previous episodes you can 36 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:33.959 binge them all. 37 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:36.680 Just look for Sturing the cud on YouTube. 38 00:01:36.319 --> 00:01:38.040 And you can see the names of people have reached 39 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:40.519 out and touched es in your unusual ways, going along 40 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:41.359 the bottom of the screen. 41 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:42.959 But now it's time for River in the show. 42 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:51.680 Is all right, we'll get it. 43 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:55.599 You go to the gym, keep getting kicked out, I'll 44 00:01:55.599 --> 00:02:02.840 tell you anyway. So you know the Glass Blood Queen Awards, Yeah, 45 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:03.439 remember those. 46 00:02:03.680 --> 00:02:04.560 I'm aware of their work. 47 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.799 Okay, good? And are you aware of Patty Lapoone. 48 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:10.800 I love Patty la Poe for two reasons. Okay, she's 49 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:13.439 an icon and her name sounds a little bit rude. 50 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:19.639 It does, doesn't it. It could be a euphemism Patty Lapolee. Well, anyway, 51 00:02:20.039 --> 00:02:22.360 Patty Lapone there she is. Bless her. 52 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:25.120 She was in that Marvel's Agatha All Along, which was 53 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:28.520 actually quite good, which I think was mostly because it 54 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:30.719 had a skinny twink in it and it had her 55 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:34.120 being like an icon. And also it had nothing to 56 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:36.280 do with all the other Marvel movies really because they're. 57 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:38.080 All there was a link there, but it was very 58 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:40.240 much a last bit of the episode kind of thing. 59 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:41.400 Last episode, that's the link. 60 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:44.599 Seems Yeah, that's enough, go enjoyed that. Anyway, she popped 61 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:49.199 in to the to the Gloo Awards. She wasn't Its 62 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:51.479 just sense of surprise appearance. What makes it sound like 63 00:02:51.520 --> 00:02:55.400 she just kind of wandered past. Have you got a minute? 64 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:58.919 Yeah, she just got a drinking very rhianna. 65 00:02:59.719 --> 00:03:02.080 Going towards the toilet, got through the wrong door, Like shit, 66 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:03.960 I love. 67 00:03:03.879 --> 00:03:05.919 That though all the other way like dot Cotton, She's 68 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:07.439 just got a cup ofd in a cigarette and she 69 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:07.960 just like. 70 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:10.960 All right whatever. 71 00:03:11.240 --> 00:03:15.080 Anyway, she was there, she made a surprise appearance, and 72 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:19.759 she included iconic quotes from RuPaul's Drag Race as well 73 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:24.439 as historic lgbt Q plus activists. Well, yeah, she quoted 74 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:27.479 Angela Davis, I am no longer accepting the things I 75 00:03:27.520 --> 00:03:28.400 cannot change. 76 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:32.479 I am changing the things I cannot accept. All right, 77 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:33.159 good quote? 78 00:03:33.319 --> 00:03:35.560 Yep, she quoted Harvey Milk coming out is the most 79 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:36.719 political thing you can do. 80 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:40.800 No, no, please, don't shoot me. Ah oh no, she 81 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:42.599 didn't rest of that quote. 82 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:44.319 I don't think he said no, no, don't shoot me. 83 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:46.520 I think he was just shot, wasn't he Well you should. 84 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:49.120 Probably said, ah, oh burger. 85 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:57.479 He wasn't English anyway, This is probably importation. 86 00:03:57.520 --> 00:04:01.960 Shall we crash on? And then some drag dragwayagway daga. 87 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:06.599 He did some Dragways stuff as well, like you're perfect, 88 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:11.560 you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista. And if you 89 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:13.439 can't love yourself, how in the hell you're gonna love 90 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:13.919 somebody else? 91 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:17.319 Now? All right, fine? Like she was at this thing, 92 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:18.759 she was doing some quotes. 93 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:23.399 I think apparently the audience reaction was massive applause and 94 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:25.959 lots of like splush on social media because she's saying 95 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:27.560 memes basically. 96 00:04:28.079 --> 00:04:29.240 Oh look, popular culture. 97 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:31.959 I'm young, I'm down with the kids fans. 98 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:36.920 Quote said Patty the Pone reciting Dragways Dwagway. I'm doing it. 99 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:42.759 I had a bit of a bad pone myself. Reciting 100 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:45.279 drag race quotes is the cultural reset we need? 101 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:46.040 What does that mean? 102 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:50.720 How is her reciting some quotes a cultural reset. But 103 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:53.199 it's like if I were a fan there, I think 104 00:04:53.279 --> 00:04:55.800 I would have said, are you and well, do we 105 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:56.920 need to call an ambulance? 106 00:04:56.959 --> 00:04:58.439 If you like? You wander in and you just start 107 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:01.480 quoting other people and wander off again, like. 108 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:05.439 She's gone to the bar. She was on the way 109 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:06.000 to the toilet. 110 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:08.199 Got lots Anyway, I don't know what the point of 111 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:08.600 that was. 112 00:05:09.639 --> 00:05:11.439 Pat Opponent, Glad Awards. 113 00:05:13.199 --> 00:05:18.040 Cool, Yeah, crash it on story too, Kick Connor and 114 00:05:18.199 --> 00:05:19.600 Charles Melton. Do you know who they are? 115 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:20.680 I do know who one of those is? 116 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:22.759 Okay, well they shared a kiss. 117 00:05:23.079 --> 00:05:24.600 You want one of those is in heart Stopper? 118 00:05:24.720 --> 00:05:28.600 Oh lovely not gob Stopper. No, that's the other one, 119 00:05:28.639 --> 00:05:28.879 isn't it. 120 00:05:28.959 --> 00:05:30.600 Yeah, that's on a specialist website. 121 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:36.800 Anyway, there's a film called Warfare there they are, Oh dear. 122 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:41.360 They both look about twelve and also they don't Neither 123 00:05:41.360 --> 00:05:42.800 of them looked like they were ready for that photo 124 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:43.439 to be taken. 125 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:46.439 Just kind of want little lines up saying how tall 126 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:47.639 they are a little number. 127 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:50.000 That's a bit guess who as well? They've got very 128 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:53.720 generic faces, haven't they? Like they could be AI if 129 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:56.439 you didn't know that they were real people. They could 130 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:57.600 have been put together by AI. 131 00:05:57.759 --> 00:05:58.839 There's nothing to prove that they're not. 132 00:05:59.120 --> 00:05:59.959 That's true anyway. 133 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:03.600 Well, apparently there's a gritty war Iraq, a gritty Iraq 134 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:07.839 war drama coming out, and they've got a snug in it. 135 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:16.399 It's described as a brief, passionate, emotionally charged kiss in 136 00:06:16.519 --> 00:06:17.120 one scene. 137 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:20.839 There we go, that's that in the film? 138 00:06:20.959 --> 00:06:22.720 No, that's then just kissing in public. 139 00:06:22.800 --> 00:06:22.959 Yeah. 140 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:24.199 I was going to say, that doesn't look like it's 141 00:06:24.199 --> 00:06:25.759 in the film unless it's a very low unless it 142 00:06:25.759 --> 00:06:26.560 is the one I'm thinking of. 143 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:30.800 But there's there's tension in that face. That's not an 144 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:32.079 enjoyable passionate kiss. 145 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:35.240 It looks like Yeah, it looks like that looks like 146 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:36.439 two rugby players who've lost a. 147 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:38.279 Bet that's kissing his net. 148 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:42.600 Yeah, so is this actually in the film. So they 149 00:06:42.639 --> 00:06:44.240 do kiss in the film, I believe, all right, And 150 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:45.560 then they did a quick snog. 151 00:06:46.199 --> 00:06:47.920 And kiss him. 152 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:51.720 Now all right, a passionate, emotionally charged kiss scene which 153 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:53.920 is very brief, but it sparked strong responses. 154 00:06:54.920 --> 00:06:58.680 So all right, many guess where the strong responsors were from. 155 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:00.720 Or loins? 156 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:03.319 No, no, no, it wasn't there wasn't the political left, 157 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:04.040 was it? Not? 158 00:07:04.639 --> 00:07:05.240 Surprisingly? 159 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:09.839 But then see when it's like it's a brief it's 160 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:11.800 a brief scene to beef kiss in one scene that's 161 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:13.600 not really It's not like the whole film is gay 162 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:14.959 or anything. I'm all right, well, they're just going to 163 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:17.199 crop that out for any market that doesn't like the gays, 164 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:17.720 aren't they so? 165 00:07:19.399 --> 00:07:19.879 But then. 166 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:25.319 Many praise the scene for queer visibility in traditionally hyper 167 00:07:25.360 --> 00:07:27.160 masculine genre. 168 00:07:28.079 --> 00:07:30.800 But again, it's just a quick snug. It wasn't even 169 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:35.720 snug as oh, we're dead spoilers. I don't know. I'm 170 00:07:35.759 --> 00:07:39.920 not going to watch it, get less of a fact. 171 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:43.439 To be honest, two people, two pretty twinkie boys have 172 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:45.959 a bit of a snug in a film that doesn't 173 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:47.519 make any difference at all to the plot and will 174 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:49.519 be cut out for any audience that might not like it. 175 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:53.199 He said he was proud of the role and felt 176 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:55.560 safe filming the scenes because he's acting. He's not actually 177 00:07:55.639 --> 00:07:59.519 in a war zone. Probably, yeah, anyway, crashing on. 178 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:02.879 Just throwing shit about now. 179 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:08.920 Anyway, that's how passionately I feel about not caring about 180 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:15.360 this film. Okay, crushing on third thing, Liza Minelly, not 181 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:19.399 Lisa with a with an because Lisa with the S 182 00:08:19.639 --> 00:08:28.199 is like, I'm definitely having a pattular pone moment anyway, Yeah, 183 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:28.800 she's going. 184 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:30.759 To be how are you if Lee was here to 185 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:33.519 do that? So I just have to do Okay, that's 186 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:35.720 the impression of Laza. 187 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:36.360 Cool. 188 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:38.759 Sure, Yeah, why not? 189 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:44.919 Written here on my card it says big news. Okay, 190 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:49.960 Liza Minelli is to appear in drag Race season seventeen finale. 191 00:08:50.360 --> 00:08:55.360 Oh it's kind of big news, is it. She's still alive, 192 00:08:55.399 --> 00:08:56.000 that's big news. 193 00:08:58.120 --> 00:09:00.799 She will guests Starr in season seventeen finale Reaul's Drag Race, 194 00:09:00.960 --> 00:09:01.960 which will air in April. 195 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:03.039 Blah blah blah blah blah. 196 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:07.240 She'll be honored with the Giving Us Everything Lifetime Achievement Award. 197 00:09:08.320 --> 00:09:12.159 Christ That looks like a muppet version of Liza and 198 00:09:12.320 --> 00:09:17.960 La or now, actually it looks a bit like if 199 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:19.879 you if this was taken into this picture was taken 200 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:22.399 entirely out of context, I could see this in some 201 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:25.399 kind of weird horror movie, a bit like death becomes her, 202 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:28.559 but instead of drinking the potion, RuPaul's character is just 203 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:32.480 physically drawing the life energy out of Liza. 204 00:09:32.320 --> 00:09:35.159 And this is Lisa's grabbing hold of ms forearm. There 205 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:36.759 just got the rum outlet. 206 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:43.080 Yeah, she's just kind of it very much looks like. 207 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.879 Yeah, like RuPaul is drawing the life energy out of 208 00:09:49.639 --> 00:09:53.200 Liza and leaving her a husk of a human. 209 00:09:53.000 --> 00:09:55.679 And all lives has just started doing that to RuPaul. 210 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:56.440 And it's going to go the other way. 211 00:09:56.559 --> 00:10:00.519 It's just started though, So this is the Yeah, she's 212 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:03.399 not well, no, but. 213 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:05.399 She's been doing drag race for so long now, I 214 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:09.679 mean she's not going to start. Okay, Well she's old, 215 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:13.080 isn't she. Yeah, well, this is a lifetime Achievement award. 216 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:15.879 I didn't know when did RuPaul start giving out. 217 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:17.799 Awards lifetime achievement awards. 218 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:21.440 Yeah, but to me, like a lifetime achievement award is stop. 219 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:24.279 Now you're done, Like you've done enough, Like you have 220 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:27.399 achieved your lifetime is done. Go have a sit down, 221 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:32.759 maybe have a holiday. Yeah, she's not getting up, is 222 00:10:32.799 --> 00:10:35.919 the thing. But like why is RuPaul giving out awards? 223 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:37.919 So I think this is because of is that a 224 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:39.120 screen between the two them. 225 00:10:40.600 --> 00:10:43.200 It's like you may touch Lazer, but she may she 226 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:45.759 may touch you, but you may not touch her. They 227 00:10:45.840 --> 00:10:48.080 did this roast thing where they give an honorary award 228 00:10:48.120 --> 00:10:50.639 to someone and then they roast the drag Queen's roast 229 00:10:50.679 --> 00:10:52.440 the person, So it could be a. 230 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:56.360 Roast thing basically be elder abuse at this point, wouldn't it. 231 00:10:56.639 --> 00:10:58.159 Yeah, but she goes willingly. 232 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:03.360 It's her own help, right, dear? All right? So okay, 233 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:08.000 uh yeah, it's a slow news week. 234 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:11.799 Sorry, thanks for I'm very excited to see if she's 235 00:11:11.799 --> 00:11:12.279 still alive. 236 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:15.519 To be fair, you're welcome, Mike, and stay tuned because 237 00:11:15.559 --> 00:11:17.279 after the break we're going to have a look at 238 00:11:17.320 --> 00:11:18.559 what Mike's been googling this week. 239 00:11:18.639 --> 00:11:19.519 In the buzz. 240 00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:32.320 Welcome back, you are watching Chewing the Cud and now 241 00:11:32.399 --> 00:11:34.600 we get ready for eleven minutes of dick jokes as 242 00:11:34.639 --> 00:11:36.399 opposed to everything else we've done so far. 243 00:11:36.799 --> 00:11:46.840 Mike the buzz, Why is that an aggressive thing? 244 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:48.879 So, Michael the Buzz, IM just. 245 00:11:49.159 --> 00:11:52.600 Trying to inject some excitement, some dynamism, Okay, being a 246 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:53.200 bit professional. 247 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:54.200 I just read a little bit. 248 00:11:55.559 --> 00:11:56.639 These seats Scotch guarded. 249 00:11:56.879 --> 00:11:59.200 No, we've had to replace that chair. 250 00:11:59.399 --> 00:12:01.120 I did wonder why it smelt like that in here. 251 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:03.799 I just thought it was a smell. 252 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:06.240 No, our normal chair has been taken away to be 253 00:12:06.519 --> 00:12:09.559 drag clean. So we've got temperare generated tracing because we 254 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:16.320 want it back. Okay, Intimate fun objects same to you, 255 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:21.000 like sex toys. Oh go on then like back in 256 00:12:21.080 --> 00:12:23.480 the room now, now we're back in the room. 257 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:28.000 Flanged end, learn that the hard way. He needs to 258 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:29.279 have a flanged end on it, and. 259 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:31.279 Make sure it's not any sort of like dints and 260 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:32.120 things are smooth. 261 00:12:32.960 --> 00:12:37.279 No glass nothing glass, nothing glass. 262 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:43.840 Hollow glass, solid glasses fine, not safety glass because that shatters. 263 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:45.440 Anyways. 264 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:53.080 Anyway, there's been a study and research about them, right 265 00:12:53.159 --> 00:12:54.120 and finding with you. 266 00:12:54.519 --> 00:12:56.080 Have you done your own research on them? Is that 267 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:56.720 what you're telling me? 268 00:12:56.799 --> 00:12:58.879 No, because this is about the UK Ye I very 269 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:02.720 rarely venture outside my O bedroom with these things, not never, 270 00:13:03.399 --> 00:13:07.240 very rarely, And it's about finding the average length and 271 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:09.919 therefore the towel that takes the biggest sex toys. 272 00:13:10.799 --> 00:13:14.039 Okay, that seems like a yeah, the science, some scientists 273 00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:16.799 have done this. We've cured cancer, have we Yeah, all 274 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:17.879 of that sort of cancer. 275 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:20.080 Yeah, world piece is sorted. 276 00:13:20.360 --> 00:13:23.039 Climate change, all that shit's done right in that case, Yeah, 277 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:24.879 let's measure dildos, go for it. 278 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:30.360 So where do you think I'm that lovely blackened out 279 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:33.679 map of the UK The biggest dildos user. 280 00:13:34.279 --> 00:13:36.720 Well, I am from Doncaster and there was always a 281 00:13:36.759 --> 00:13:39.600 thing knocking around about cast might be something in the water, 282 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:41.600 because apparently a lot of the boys around there were 283 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:46.320 blessed in that area, if not in any other I'd 284 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:51.000 say biggest dildos either in the big cities because they're 285 00:13:51.000 --> 00:13:54.120 all dirty perverts in big cities everyone knows that, or 286 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:57.919 out in the countryside somewhere because they just can't get 287 00:13:58.039 --> 00:13:59.960 enough and there's nothing else to do on a Saturday night, 288 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:02.679 so they just slowly go in from pinky finger to 289 00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:03.399 traffic cone. 290 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:04.000 Okay. 291 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:08.559 So so basically, I don't know. That was a lot 292 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:10.000 of words for I don't know, wasn't it. 293 00:14:10.360 --> 00:14:12.279 We had a thought process, yeah, helpful. 294 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:14.360 And I talked about how boys from Doncaster have got 295 00:14:14.399 --> 00:14:15.039 really big dicks. 296 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:18.080 But you moved there where you. 297 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:23.240 Moved, I moved. I moved away from there, thank you 298 00:14:23.399 --> 00:14:25.000 very much. I was born there how day. 299 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:29.840 So Hereford is the place that has is the biggest 300 00:14:29.879 --> 00:14:33.639 bill doos okay, with an average size of seven point 301 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:34.519 thirteen inches. 302 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:39.240 Gosh, still quite Dogcaster's on the list. 303 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:43.120 I was waiting for that number six. 304 00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:47.559 Doncaster, Oh, I mean that's fine. Jersey it's number two, right, 305 00:14:47.799 --> 00:14:49.720 that's almost French, though you can't trust them. 306 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:55.159 Wigan, Halifax, Inverness. So we've got a mixture, Hell, Hampstead, 307 00:14:55.799 --> 00:15:00.279 a mixture of cities and in the middle of where 308 00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:00.919 kind of places. 309 00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:03.759 I mean they all seem quite middle of nowhere places 310 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:04.679 to me. None of those are. 311 00:15:05.039 --> 00:15:07.480 I mean, Peterborough is quite a big city, but it's miserable, 312 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:10.840 so you'd need something to wake up to, you wouldn't. Yeah, 313 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:14.000 it's not places people want to be like. Yeah, oh 314 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:15.639 I live in Peterborough. I'm going to stay in bed 315 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:17.559 and just go to town on myself rather than deal 316 00:15:17.639 --> 00:15:18.840 with the reality of my life. 317 00:15:21.559 --> 00:15:23.759 Yeah. I can't blame him, really can't fault him anyway. 318 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:28.960 Anyway, Inverness, that's I mean, it's dark six months of 319 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:32.840 the years up there, and we've all met. 320 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:34.200 We've all met ven, haven't we. 321 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:41.279 Well, No, he's not from in I don't He's Scottish, 322 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:46.720 it's all. I just wanted to elude something about our friend. 323 00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:48.559 Now I feel bad. 324 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:53.480 I don't to milk that later, not actually milking, but 325 00:15:53.679 --> 00:15:54.440 well that's I. 326 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:55.240 Am a drink. 327 00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:57.919 Too, it's fine anyway. 328 00:15:59.799 --> 00:16:03.360 So smaller towns and cities exabit a higher use of 329 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:04.240 bigger sex toys. 330 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:06.679 Is that because in bigger cities you think you could 331 00:16:06.679 --> 00:16:09.679 probably get someone with one, there's more chance of having 332 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:13.600 a more diverse array of pain on offer. So in 333 00:16:13.679 --> 00:16:15.879 smaller cities you're like, we haven't really got what I want. 334 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:17.200 I've got a bit of a niche going on, so 335 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:18.240 I'll have to order one in. 336 00:16:20.679 --> 00:16:23.240 We believe. So the research didn't go into the reasons why. 337 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.679 It just basically said, wap out your sex toys. 338 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:28.200 Let's especially they're holding out for more funding. That's what 339 00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:28.559 that is. 340 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:32.000 But yeah, apparently the average penis size the UK is 341 00:16:32.039 --> 00:16:36.200 approximately five point six three inches, meaning that these people 342 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:37.399 in these cities are size queens. 343 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:39.039 So it's about five and a half inches, isn't it. 344 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:42.600 Well yeah, it's about right, about five inches. 345 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:43.799 That's nine yeah. 346 00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:44.639 Yeah, that's nice. 347 00:16:44.720 --> 00:16:45.519 Yeah, that's about fun. 348 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:58.039 So yeah, you're playing one potato too potatoes, remember two 349 00:16:58.080 --> 00:16:58.600 potato three? 350 00:16:58.879 --> 00:16:59.879 Just remember an X of mine? 351 00:16:59.879 --> 00:17:07.680 Soorry, carry on, very thin arms. How do you feel 352 00:17:07.720 --> 00:17:08.279 about chocolate? 353 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:09.200 Yes? Please? 354 00:17:09.839 --> 00:17:11.599 Okay, I said, how do you feel about it? 355 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:11.640 Not? 356 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:12.559 Did you want some. 357 00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:15.720 Specifically a mars bar. 358 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:18.519 Are you again not offering me a mars bar? 359 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:21.319 I'm not offering as I feel about a mars bar. 360 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:23.359 I would love a mars bar. 361 00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:25.920 Yes please, Okay, wonderful you're not getting one, just asking 362 00:17:25.960 --> 00:17:28.279 you where do you like them? Well, shoppers in B 363 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:32.880 and M that well known right establishment, live life, love everywhere. 364 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:36.079 I've been getting very excited over the return of a 365 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:41.519 mars bar, which is the raspberry mars bar. The face, 366 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:44.880 carry on, what's with that face? 367 00:17:46.799 --> 00:17:51.079 It's we've run out of ideas for stuff. We're just 368 00:17:51.119 --> 00:17:54.400 smashing things together now there's nothing new. We couldn't just 369 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:55.920 make a new bar. You've got to get a Mars 370 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:57.119 bar and turn it raspberry. 371 00:17:57.480 --> 00:17:59.359 It's like when they love it raspberry, just that you know, 372 00:17:59.599 --> 00:18:00.880 the nougar anything at the. 373 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:02.359 Bottom, all right. 374 00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:05.480 It's like when dairy milk has like, oh, this one's 375 00:18:05.519 --> 00:18:09.440 got biscoff in it. Like why it's because they're all 376 00:18:09.480 --> 00:18:10.960 member that's in the same factory, so they could just 377 00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:13.559 go like that and oh this one's got popping candy 378 00:18:13.599 --> 00:18:14.480 and jelly beans in it. 379 00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:16.319 Okay. 380 00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:19.039 I like the disc of chocolate one that they launched 381 00:18:19.119 --> 00:18:21.519 pure and simply because they already have bisc off biscuits 382 00:18:21.599 --> 00:18:24.359 with chocolate. Yeah, they've just changed the ratio. 383 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:26.920 They did one a few years ago that was like 384 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:31.839 ritz crackers with chocolate on and like, okay, sure, why 385 00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:33.920 not be on the same fact, it's massive factory. Just 386 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:37.200 sprain chocolate left, right and center and see how it tastes. 387 00:18:37.279 --> 00:18:40.559 That's gone weird in my head already. Carry on, please, 388 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:47.920 like a shop you would go to for food stuffs? 389 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:50.400 What some people do? Do you get food in B 390 00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:50.680 and M? 391 00:18:50.880 --> 00:18:52.440 I thought it was like cleaning products and like. 392 00:18:52.519 --> 00:18:54.240 The diffood, well food and wine. 393 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:59.680 Wine. I was about to say toilet. 394 00:18:59.839 --> 00:19:02.640 I was about to say, like cleaning products, like toilet cleaner, 395 00:19:02.680 --> 00:19:05.920 and then you said whine and those two they seem 396 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:07.720 like they'd be very close together on the shelves. 397 00:19:07.960 --> 00:19:11.519 Well, no, no, and have got a good selection of wines, 398 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:14.119 I said, a good selection, not a selection of good 399 00:19:15.039 --> 00:19:18.079 but yeah, it's one pound per bar, A pound for 400 00:19:18.160 --> 00:19:20.319 a Mars bar all long with an ETP, so it's 401 00:19:20.319 --> 00:19:20.839