Speaker 1: One lichtago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the James Addiction tour was fun while it lasted.
Speaker 1: Put a letdown, man, because I love James Addiction. They
Speaker 1: I didn't get to see him at Rockville because one
Speaker 1: of them at COVID Borrow did and it's Perry, you know,
Speaker 1: stepped up inner for Pyros and that was great. It
Speaker 1: was like, oh, what a flashback.
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Speaker 2: Facebook page. If you want to have a say on that,
Speaker 2: let's begin in Wisconsin. That's the current home of marijuana pepsi.
Speaker 1: They have a pot pepsi.
Speaker 2: No marijuana pepsi. She lives in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Oh that was the parent's favorite.
Speaker 2: Two things, Well, marijuana pepsi is now fifty two years old,
Speaker 2: and well we need to congratulate marijuana pepsi because it's
Speaker 2: now Doctor Marijuana pepsi. Seriously, yeah, good for her, you
Speaker 2: just got her PhD. She's been named Marijuana Pepsi since
Speaker 2: birth that it's first in middle name. Her last name
Speaker 2: is Van Dyke. Parents gave her that name, specifically her mother,
Speaker 2: who believed by doing this. She was born in Chicago
Speaker 2: fifty two years ago. Mom thought that naming her child
Speaker 2: Marijuana Pepsi would create her and make her a force
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 1: Well, it made her a doctor somehow. Now, as you
Speaker 1: said PhD, I don't not a doctor. I don't mean
Speaker 1: to take away from anybody who's who. I did as
Speaker 1: much time in school as you did as a as
Speaker 1: a PhD, you did so and that's some So I
Speaker 1: don't mean to take away from the PhD. But that's kuy.
Speaker 1: You know the dentist joke, Well from road trip. They're
Speaker 1: not road trip, you're not hangout a real doctor, you're
Speaker 1: a dentist.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: But when you say so, what what's she a PhD of?
Speaker 1: Does it say like PhD of medicine, like medical marijuana.
Speaker 1: Maybe No, she here's the kicker.
Speaker 2: This is why I even bring this story.
Speaker 1: Up, Because her name is Marijuana Pepsi is like bro.
Speaker 1: She does not smoke weed, never has never had a
Speaker 1: PEPSI either doesn't drink soda. She's a force in the world.
Speaker 2: By the way, do we have anybody with PhDs listening
Speaker 2: to this show? I'm sure I'd like to show that
Speaker 2: sales metric to our sales department.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there is. And then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: they're gonna go, you're a dick, Bob. Well, no, they've
Speaker 1: already said that. I was messing around.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm just scario. Anybody PhD listening right now?
Speaker 1: I can tell you the Cushkings listening.
Speaker 2: He's not a PhD.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, it's just pH Hell yeah, cush bitches.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: PhD and hydroponics maybe two two five, two six PhD people,
Speaker 1: Did I really do more school than a pH I did,
Speaker 1: not more school, just more time.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's let's drop the distinction.
Speaker 1: Here, PhD. There's a PhD. Kiss my ass, Taco, I
Speaker 1: knew we had one. No, there's a couple. Okay, all right, good, awesome,
Speaker 1: awesome joking talk. What do Taco Bob and Will Smith
Speaker 1: have in common? Hopefully nothing?
Speaker 2: Well, you've got probably one of your most distinguished characteristics
Speaker 2: in common oh, he's got belly issues the ability to
Speaker 2: clear an entire room with a single blast. This revelation
Speaker 2: complements of director Barry sonfeld new book Best Possible Place,
Speaker 2: Worst Possible Time, and he literally singles out Will for
Speaker 2: having what he described as deadly gas. He says it
Speaker 2: one day on the set for Men in Black, Will
Speaker 2: and Tommy Lee Jones were filming a scene in a
Speaker 2: car when Will let one fly. Not only did Tommy
Speaker 2: need to get out of the car asap. I feel
Speaker 2: for you, Tommy, feel your pain. That's not cool if
Speaker 2: the whole set had to be evacuated for three hours.
Speaker 2: Sonfeld says, quote Will Smith is a farter. It's just
Speaker 2: some people are. And you really don't want to be
Speaker 2: inside a very small, dramatically sealed space with a Will
Speaker 2: Smith fart. You don't even want to be sitting next
Speaker 2: to him at the Disney ranch. He's a lovely guy.
Speaker 2: Just he farts. Some do some don't. I This rang
Speaker 2: home for me.
Speaker 1: I go in the other room when I can, when
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, There's there's been times though that I'm.
Speaker 1: Not going to walk out in the middle of Idiotology.
Speaker 1: It's the segment that we have to do.
Speaker 2: If I find out that that odor can cause like
Speaker 2: brain damage or something, I'm suing you.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, look, you're not going to get anything, even
Speaker 1: though I went to school as long as a PhD.
Speaker 2: I'll take big blue from you. What's the pain condition called? Again?
Speaker 1: Oh go on, why'd you do that?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I scroll all the way back in a Patina autobody contingent.
Speaker 1: No no, I love learning new stuff like that. I
Speaker 1: knew it, though. I'm glad that they were reminded me.
Speaker 1: Oh god, everybody's doing their thing. I have one. You're
Speaker 1: dick Bob, No one me PhD uh huh PhD panhead
Speaker 1: y okay. My team accounts as doctor Scott on it.
Speaker 2: I bet PhDs who listen to this show must really, really,
Speaker 2: really feel smart.
Speaker 1: I have a PhD in post post hole digging p
Speaker 1: hunting doctor. Here. They can come PhD in hating it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what commercial they're talking about. I
Speaker 1: have a PhD impostafarian. I have a d W I
Speaker 1: but not a PhD. Bitch, slapp of pool. I have
Speaker 1: l I've done LSD. Does that count? O fort machine
Speaker 1: PhD in idiotology.
Speaker 2: Clearly we have more comedians in the listening audience than
Speaker 2: we do PhDs. We get it. We are thankful for
Speaker 2: every listener.
Speaker 1: Here is a legit PhD in psychology of the criminally insane.
Speaker 1: Good for you. That's a big thing, dude.
Speaker 2: It's probably an interesting day at work every day.
Speaker 1: Uh huh uh.
Speaker 2: Finally this and yet I have video to go along
Speaker 2: with what you're about to hear. We go to Chicago
Speaker 2: for tow truck wars.
Speaker 1: Deep now you said this with the ultimate war where
Speaker 1: they went out of control. Was one hook to the
Speaker 1: front and one hook to the back and they pulled
Speaker 1: the car apart.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, this uh was the scene earlier in
Speaker 2: the week on the southwest side of Chicago. We have
Speaker 2: not one, not two, but three tow trucks arrive at
Speaker 2: approximately the same time at the site of an accident,
Speaker 2: vying for the business to toe the uh it's mine
Speaker 2: the car away girl, smashing into each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You see the cops that are there at the accident,
Speaker 2: they're literally having to dodge these tow trucks trying to
Speaker 2: position to tow away the wreck car and as.
Speaker 1: They ran into each other, struggle. Hoo, man, we have
Speaker 1: a good amount of towers they listen. Get j our
Speaker 1: facebook page if you want to see that. And they
Speaker 1: were as upset with the PhD when that one person
Speaker 1: texted in what was it, a tow truck driver is
Speaker 1: a legal car thief something about that, and then followed
Speaker 1: it up by calling.
Speaker 2: Him a name.
Speaker 1: I'm taking it you didn't make a car payment possibly,
Speaker 1: and you're a little bitter.
Speaker 2: What'd you to just yet? That makes me think here,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna be in that tow truck driving scene,
Speaker 2: would you rather, on a daily basis, be faced with
Speaker 2: trying to battle your fellow tow truck drivers for that
Speaker 2: to be first unseen at accidents and stuff, or would
Speaker 2: you rather just go onto the repost side of things
Speaker 2: where up all night?
Speaker 1: You know? No, man, you get people shooting at you,
Speaker 1: especially nowadays repoeing.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, me and Will Smith will be back.
Speaker 1: I'd just be hitting the lots.
Speaker 2: You say it, we play it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you didn't notice you parked one tire over
Speaker 1: that handicaps
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