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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'd let you tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, all right, I don't forget our

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<v Speaker 2>go fund yourself cash giveaways that you can scoop up.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll have thirteen chances each weekday starting Monday with US

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<v Speaker 2>at nine oh five to one, one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thirteen shots for you to win one grand and

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<v Speaker 3>go fund yourself Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Call me crazy for thinking this way, but I would

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<v Speaker 2>have thought, with all of the negative coverage that that's

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<v Speaker 2>uh teaching duo over in Brevard County got for the

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<v Speaker 2>underage house party.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, I believe it was a principal or assistant

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<v Speaker 3>principal and a teacher.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, raging party. It was all over.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet, what did you think if you also worked in

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<v Speaker 2>that field, and you worked in the same general parts

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<v Speaker 2>or state in this case, you might go on, want

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<v Speaker 2>to be careful at you. I don't do anything that

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<v Speaker 2>might be perceived or misconstrued or misinterpreted as being inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 4>Hooter A rager, No rager.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go over to Lake Marion Creek Middle School in

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<v Speaker 2>Pointsianna It the assistant principal there is allegedly being accused

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<v Speaker 2>of behaving inappropriately with a thirteen year old male student

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<v Speaker 2>who howled thirteen. Yeah, doctor Kiva Lark is fifty three

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<v Speaker 2>years old. She I guess was needing her feet to

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<v Speaker 2>be rubbed. Here's Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd to give

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<v Speaker 2>us the lowdown on how this all allegedly happens.

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<v Speaker 5>She had a thirteen year old child that was at

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<v Speaker 5>her school rub her feet. She didn't think he was

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<v Speaker 5>massaging him the right way, so she massaged his arms

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<v Speaker 5>and then made the statement like this will I'll teach

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<v Speaker 5>you for play for when you have a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 5>We have calmed the parents down and said look, she's

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<v Speaker 5>going to be held accountable for this outrageous conduct.

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the spelling of her name? Because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>get images unless you have one? La r K what's

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<v Speaker 3>the first? I know it's Kiva, but k E I

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<v Speaker 3>V A doctor Kiva c l okay k Kate. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>trying to multitask here, Okay, all right, Nah, she's not

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<v Speaker 3>popping up.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, dude, this will warm you up from four place.

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<v Speaker 4>She really said that to a thirteen year old allegedly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I am. All you can do is shake your head.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I could understand. I think I may have

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<v Speaker 3>rubbed the teacher's feet when I was younger too.

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<v Speaker 2>No, just like, but I'm sorry. You know, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm far from a prude, but I just you were

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<v Speaker 2>in Catholic school. No, no, no, I don't care what

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<v Speaker 2>school I was in. When you got a teacher student situation,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a there's a separation that needs to be there. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>don't get me wrong. The stories have been quite over

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<v Speaker 2>the years. You're like, yeah, I wish that was me,

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<v Speaker 2>But you still have to come on, man, yeah, come on,

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<v Speaker 2>but I mean like a thirteen year old. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not all that is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>She screwed up. But I'm saying, when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 4>I think I might.

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<v Speaker 3>Recall like a teacher going oh my neck hurts when

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<v Speaker 3>you were on my neck. But it wasn't in a

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<v Speaker 3>weird way, you know, back then, it was just normal.

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<v Speaker 3>Then again, I had a janitor, mister Rosario, who would yell,

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<v Speaker 3>We'd say, mister Azario, mister you know, the saying oh

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<v Speaker 3>I do, yeah, I do mister, mister Rozario, what was it?

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot it now I was tugging tord. He'd say,

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<v Speaker 4>pull it, pull it.

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<v Speaker 3>My buddy Cob would go, my leener's too small. He

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<v Speaker 3>go pull it, pull it. And then and then the

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<v Speaker 3>next line would be, well what if it breaks up

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<v Speaker 3>and you go glue it, glue it. This was our

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<v Speaker 3>maintenance guy in elementary school. I won't say the name

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<v Speaker 3>of the elementary school.

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<v Speaker 4>Our uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Our maintenance guy at my Catholic high school was a

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<v Speaker 2>dude named Fred who was the highest individual I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>seen in my life. Every time I saw this guy

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<v Speaker 2>and I.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's and he pulled it off. He kept his job,

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<v Speaker 3>he's he was there forever.

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean, this dude was just baked. Oh so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Two four seven man, uh huh uh.

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<v Speaker 2>If you were shaking your head earlier at that story,

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<v Speaker 2>go go ahead and keep shaking it with this. One

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesday night, near Memphis, police responded to a shooting at

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<v Speaker 2>a local office park, one person dead, five injured, with

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<v Speaker 2>what witnesses are describing as it sounds like a drive

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<v Speaker 2>by where they were convened for an anti violence meeting.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time it's either at a funeral for a drive

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<v Speaker 3>by or something, or at a rally.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I just you know you can't make this

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<v Speaker 2>stuff up, you know, clearly. I guess the Memphis community

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<v Speaker 2>does have an issue. I have more on this story

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<v Speaker 2>right at the top of our Facebook page right now

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to take a look. Police aren't giving

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of details, but the witnesses are. You know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a drive by. I'm surprised that wasn't the normal.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see anything, right, didn't see nothing. Hey, back

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<v Speaker 2>to the teacher story. Yeah, the massage and the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, did you guys just think of your hottest

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<v Speaker 2>teacher too? And then he way, miss Loucher U.

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<v Speaker 4>C h E R. And what was yours? Cracking? Cracking

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<v Speaker 4>whacking mccrack.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, that was a kid I went to school,

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<v Speaker 3>but they got caught jerking off and uh sorry in

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<v Speaker 3>a wood shop class. Yeah, miss cracking. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>want to search her one day, speaking of Google, let

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<v Speaker 3>me you know what we need to do. And we

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<v Speaker 3>talked about this with Mel all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I was confused. Was chacking I'm sorry, jacking exactly? Jacking

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<v Speaker 4>with yeah, jacking with jacking?

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<v Speaker 3>And then I had McCracken, who was got caught whacking

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<v Speaker 3>in wood shop.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Embarrassing, but we need to bring our Mel talked about

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<v Speaker 3>this our Midday Chick. Our buddy Mel talked about bringing

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<v Speaker 3>yearbooks in and doing pictures of us when we were kids.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we need to do that. Pat. We can

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<v Speaker 4>all see miss chacking.

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<v Speaker 3>We could see a young Pat Lynch back in the day,

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<v Speaker 3>a young Taka.

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<v Speaker 2>Perhaps I do have one more thing to share here.

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<v Speaker 2>I's you're a seafood lover. I love it. Seafood restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>in South Carolina. I'm sure they have fine seafood fair,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's the dessert that's getting a lot of people's attention.

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<v Speaker 2>I have more on this as well as a photograph

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<v Speaker 2>of their moyster.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh sounds good.

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<v Speaker 2>Mashup of oysters and s'mores as a dessert.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm totally out.

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<v Speaker 2>An oyster on the half shell, topped with Hershey's chocolate,

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<v Speaker 2>crumbled gram crackers and a tiny marshmallow the torch. They

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<v Speaker 2>torched the marshmallow to brown the top. This is at

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<v Speaker 2>Fleet Landing in South Carolina. Manager says he was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to come up with something different and realized it was

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<v Speaker 2>doing dessert oysters.

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<v Speaker 3>Yet, Carolina knows they're oysters and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not eating I'm just slice of key lime pie.

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<v Speaker 2>Perhaps instead, For dessert

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<v Speaker 1>Your Choco on demand download the iHeartRadio app, but listen anytime,

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere ys JR r