Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'd let you tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w JR R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots, all right, I don't forget our
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Speaker 2: Call me crazy for thinking this way, but I would
Speaker 2: have thought, with all of the negative coverage that that's
Speaker 2: uh teaching duo over in Brevard County got for the
Speaker 2: underage house party.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I believe it was a principal or assistant
Speaker 3: principal and a teacher.
Speaker 4: Yeah, raging party. It was all over.
Speaker 2: Yet, what did you think if you also worked in
Speaker 2: that field, and you worked in the same general parts
Speaker 2: or state in this case, you might go on, want
Speaker 2: to be careful at you. I don't do anything that
Speaker 2: might be perceived or misconstrued or misinterpreted as being inappropriate.
Speaker 4: Hooter A rager, No rager.
Speaker 2: Let's go over to Lake Marion Creek Middle School in
Speaker 2: Pointsianna It the assistant principal there is allegedly being accused
Speaker 2: of behaving inappropriately with a thirteen year old male student
Speaker 2: who howled thirteen. Yeah, doctor Kiva Lark is fifty three
Speaker 2: years old. She I guess was needing her feet to
Speaker 2: be rubbed. Here's Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd to give
Speaker 2: us the lowdown on how this all allegedly happens.
Speaker 5: She had a thirteen year old child that was at
Speaker 5: her school rub her feet. She didn't think he was
Speaker 5: massaging him the right way, so she massaged his arms
Speaker 5: and then made the statement like this will I'll teach
Speaker 5: you for play for when you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: We have calmed the parents down and said look, she's
Speaker 5: going to be held accountable for this outrageous conduct.
Speaker 4: Ma'am.
Speaker 3: What's the spelling of her name? Because I wanted to
Speaker 3: get images unless you have one? La r K what's
Speaker 3: the first? I know it's Kiva, but k E I
Speaker 3: V A doctor Kiva c l okay k Kate. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to multitask here, Okay, all right, Nah, she's not
Speaker 3: popping up.
Speaker 4: Sorry, dude, this will warm you up from four place.
Speaker 4: She really said that to a thirteen year old allegedly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am. All you can do is shake your head.
Speaker 3: I mean I could understand. I think I may have
Speaker 3: rubbed the teacher's feet when I was younger too.
Speaker 2: No, just like, but I'm sorry. You know, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm far from a prude, but I just you were
Speaker 2: in Catholic school. No, no, no, I don't care what
Speaker 2: school I was in. When you got a teacher student situation,
Speaker 2: there's a there's a separation that needs to be there. Now,
Speaker 2: don't get me wrong. The stories have been quite over
Speaker 2: the years. You're like, yeah, I wish that was me,
Speaker 2: But you still have to come on, man, yeah, come on,
Speaker 2: but I mean like a thirteen year old. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not all that is disgusting.
Speaker 4: She screwed up. But I'm saying, when I was younger,
Speaker 4: I think I might.
Speaker 3: Recall like a teacher going oh my neck hurts when
Speaker 3: you were on my neck. But it wasn't in a
Speaker 3: weird way, you know, back then, it was just normal.
Speaker 3: Then again, I had a janitor, mister Rosario, who would yell,
Speaker 3: We'd say, mister Azario, mister you know, the saying oh
Speaker 3: I do, yeah, I do mister, mister Rozario, what was it?
Speaker 4: I forgot it now I was tugging tord. He'd say,
Speaker 4: pull it, pull it.
Speaker 3: My buddy Cob would go, my leener's too small. He
Speaker 3: go pull it, pull it. And then and then the
Speaker 3: next line would be, well what if it breaks up
Speaker 3: and you go glue it, glue it. This was our
Speaker 3: maintenance guy in elementary school. I won't say the name
Speaker 3: of the elementary school.
Speaker 4: Our uh.
Speaker 2: Our maintenance guy at my Catholic high school was a
Speaker 2: dude named Fred who was the highest individual I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life. Every time I saw this guy
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: And he's and he pulled it off. He kept his job,
Speaker 3: he's he was there forever.
Speaker 4: But I mean, this dude was just baked. Oh so good.
Speaker 4: Two four seven man, uh huh uh.
Speaker 2: If you were shaking your head earlier at that story,
Speaker 2: go go ahead and keep shaking it with this. One
Speaker 2: Wednesday night, near Memphis, police responded to a shooting at
Speaker 2: a local office park, one person dead, five injured, with
Speaker 2: what witnesses are describing as it sounds like a drive
Speaker 2: by where they were convened for an anti violence meeting.
Speaker 3: Every time it's either at a funeral for a drive
Speaker 3: by or something, or at a rally.
Speaker 2: Come on, I just you know you can't make this
Speaker 2: stuff up, you know, clearly. I guess the Memphis community
Speaker 2: does have an issue. I have more on this story
Speaker 2: right at the top of our Facebook page right now
Speaker 2: if you want to take a look. Police aren't giving
Speaker 2: a lot of details, but the witnesses are. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a drive by. I'm surprised that wasn't the normal.
Speaker 2: I didn't see anything, right, didn't see nothing. Hey, back
Speaker 2: to the teacher story. Yeah, the massage and the kids.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, did you guys just think of your hottest
Speaker 2: teacher too? And then he way, miss Loucher U.
Speaker 4: C h E R. And what was yours? Cracking? Cracking
Speaker 4: whacking mccrack.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that was a kid I went to school,
Speaker 3: but they got caught jerking off and uh sorry in
Speaker 3: a wood shop class. Yeah, miss cracking. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: want to search her one day, speaking of Google, let
Speaker 3: me you know what we need to do. And we
Speaker 3: talked about this with Mel all the time.
Speaker 4: I was confused. Was chacking I'm sorry, jacking exactly? Jacking
Speaker 4: with yeah, jacking with jacking?
Speaker 3: And then I had McCracken, who was got caught whacking
Speaker 3: in wood shop.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Embarrassing, but we need to bring our Mel talked about
Speaker 3: this our Midday Chick. Our buddy Mel talked about bringing
Speaker 3: yearbooks in and doing pictures of us when we were kids.
Speaker 4: I think we need to do that. Pat. We can
Speaker 4: all see miss chacking.
Speaker 3: We could see a young Pat Lynch back in the day,
Speaker 3: a young Taka.
Speaker 2: Perhaps I do have one more thing to share here.
Speaker 2: I's you're a seafood lover. I love it. Seafood restaurant
Speaker 2: in South Carolina. I'm sure they have fine seafood fair,
Speaker 2: but it's the dessert that's getting a lot of people's attention.
Speaker 2: I have more on this as well as a photograph
Speaker 2: of their moyster.
Speaker 4: Uh sounds good.
Speaker 2: Mashup of oysters and s'mores as a dessert.
Speaker 4: I'm totally out.
Speaker 2: An oyster on the half shell, topped with Hershey's chocolate,
Speaker 2: crumbled gram crackers and a tiny marshmallow the torch. They
Speaker 2: torched the marshmallow to brown the top. This is at
Speaker 2: Fleet Landing in South Carolina. Manager says he was trying
Speaker 2: to come up with something different and realized it was
Speaker 2: doing dessert oysters.
Speaker 3: Yet, Carolina knows they're oysters and stuff.
Speaker 2: But I'm not eating I'm just slice of key lime pie.
Speaker 2: Perhaps instead, For dessert
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