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Speaker 2: Kick Ah, Welcome to going down to sales, part of
Speaker 2: the podcast where we always have ourselves a time, and
Speaker 2: this week we're gonna be punting some people. Because it
Speaker 2: is make love not warcraft. We're ponying some people, were
Speaker 2: not pooning some people. That's an insight, that's an inside
Speaker 2: joke for my friend, because there's a friend of mine
Speaker 2: used to say poon and I'm like, I'll say poone
Speaker 2: in the episode.
Speaker 3: Just for you.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad that I was able to sort of
Speaker 4: be part of this, be part of the joke and
Speaker 4: the exploration of the joke.
Speaker 2: There was his kid at Squoze Gap pooned him and
Speaker 2: we're like, we never to tell him. Was this the
Speaker 2: butzz of your friend? Pretty much? Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 2: a week now. We always say poon as in my friendship,
Speaker 2: so as attribute to him.
Speaker 4: Well, this made me reminiscent a lot of ways of
Speaker 4: just that. I don't suppose they were even the early
Speaker 4: days of internet culture and all like the early days
Speaker 4: of like online culture in a lot of ways, and
Speaker 4: all these means were sprung up, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you meant to say ownage, but someone just someone just
Speaker 4: mistyped it one day and now it's.
Speaker 2: Like ponage and it became its own thing.
Speaker 4: And I don't know, I think I've reached the stage
Speaker 4: of my life where it's like your slang is just
Speaker 4: incomprehensible and stupid to me. But yeah, back in the
Speaker 4: days when yeah, people drop lines like all your base
Speaker 4: have belonged to us or something like that, or ponage,
Speaker 4: it's like that's kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the thing is Nicol and I were discussing
Speaker 2: yesterday we're watching it, but they showed it was a
Speaker 2: text message from a young person, and Nicholas like, see,
Speaker 2: we used to abbreviate words because we had to to
Speaker 2: save money. Correct people now abbreviate words because they're fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Because there was one was they were talking about they're
Speaker 2: asking where are you right? But it was why? So
Speaker 2: it was you why a were at where you at?
Speaker 2: So not only have people now shortened the sentence, they've
Speaker 2: shortened that to abbreviate those not where are you? Where
Speaker 2: you at? W ya? What the fuck is going on
Speaker 2: with the west thing? We used to abbreviate to save money.
Speaker 4: Now when we abbreviate because we've got short attentions, wya
Speaker 4: where you at?
Speaker 2: And that's the risk of the story from me, I
Speaker 2: was going down. But this one here is so much fun.
Speaker 2: There's a reason it's consider one of the best episodes
Speaker 2: of South Park of all time because it meant so
Speaker 2: much to so many people at the time. And this
Speaker 2: came out. Sure, I was never into the world of
Speaker 2: warcraft games. I was never into really video games in
Speaker 2: that sense, the computer based games, right, role playing ones.
Speaker 2: But my friends were like, I'm talking all my friends were.
Speaker 2: I was like the odd one out. I was playing footy.
Speaker 2: I was like, I haven't got time for that ship
Speaker 2: I played.
Speaker 4: You're playing another team sport people, you were playing a
Speaker 4: multi memo, Yeah, but for real in IRL, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes. But the thing is they all did right. And
Speaker 2: I remember this episode came out, it was just the
Speaker 2: talk of the town. In the school yard, everyone loved it,
Speaker 2: and it's so good because I can watch it and
Speaker 2: laugh at how accurate it is, because I would see
Speaker 2: my friends literally doing this, you know from the For me,
Speaker 2: the best part is when they're playing a game and
Speaker 2: Cartman's like the leader, right, the team captain, and he's
Speaker 2: make sure you do this, please go get those ours,
Speaker 2: And the way he talked, I'm like, I watched my
Speaker 2: friends transition to that way of speaking as opposed to
Speaker 2: just talking. Yeah, I'd go to the house, but i'd
Speaker 2: have this sort of monotone where they're talking and everything
Speaker 2: straight down at the end. Yeah, to do that, I
Speaker 2: was like, that's so what they did.
Speaker 4: God, it sounds like is it? I always missed this
Speaker 4: up as M O I M S R. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 4: sounds a bit like that. Very relaxing, very relaxing, very
Speaker 4: public radio.
Speaker 2: But just that scene there just love. Plus we get
Speaker 2: the one of the greatest villains in TV history. Yeah
Speaker 2: do we have do we know his name so we
Speaker 2: don't find out heat but his name is Jenkins.
Speaker 4: Jenkins Yeah appears later on, but yeah, what a what
Speaker 4: a legend. Well, just a face and body made for
Speaker 4: meming the modern day Vader. Now, unfortunately, there were times
Speaker 4: in this episode when I have to look away to
Speaker 4: write down notes and I'm trying to recall does Jingins's
Speaker 4: Uber Warrior or whatever it is, the guy who just
Speaker 4: goes around killing everybody, Does Hee tea bag anyone?
Speaker 2: At any stage? I don't recall tea bag. I was
Speaker 2: taking notes as well.
Speaker 4: But there's always I'm pretty sure there have been characters
Speaker 4: in the in these kinds of online games that are
Speaker 4: multi character or whatever, where you'll always have some douchebaggers
Speaker 4: come like I've come to kill you, and what's more,
Speaker 4: I'm going to amliate you by tea bagging your court.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can tea bag in murder Walk.
Speaker 2: They try to make it as well friendly as possible.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, we're here to.
Speaker 5: Fit killing the games about Nitching Quest. We all know
Speaker 5: one way here Blizzard now ad middlely, this episode was
Speaker 5: developed and created in conjunction with Blizzard.
Speaker 2: And it really okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: They were actually quite excited, like, oh well, no, that's
Speaker 4: that's great that you want to sort of bring our
Speaker 4: great care to Eat to a wider audience.
Speaker 2: And it's good.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it strikes just the right No, right,
Speaker 4: just the right ballance of this game could be Hazardo
Speaker 4: stehwth in that you might get a couple of tunels, syndrome
Speaker 4: or shit into a bucket. But again it's also yeah,
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, it's random that start saying why are
Speaker 4: you at you know, playing with your friends, Like I
Speaker 4: am playing with my friends. No, no, this reminded me,
Speaker 4: by the way. I just want to give a quick
Speaker 4: shout out. This is a great documentary that I watched
Speaker 4: maybe last year or the year before. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 4: It's still still should be on Netflix, called The Remarkable
Speaker 4: Life of Ibelin.
Speaker 2: It's such a great story about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, about this this young man I think it
Speaker 4: might have been in Austria or one of the Scandinavian
Speaker 4: countries or something, who developed this debilitating disease and was
Speaker 4: sort of house bound and couldn't really do anything too physical,
Speaker 4: but he spent a lot of time online and after
Speaker 4: he died.
Speaker 2: I'm always welling up.
Speaker 4: Thinking about because it's such a sweet story and was like, oh,
Speaker 4: you know, his parents are like, oh, it's sad that
Speaker 4: he sort of had this reduced life as a result
Speaker 4: of this condition, and people, honestly, I'm about to start
Speaker 4: crying because it's so likely. What's called the Remarkable Life
Speaker 4: of Ibilin. I'd be e l I and I believe Evelyn.
Speaker 4: We people from all over the world. We're getting in
Speaker 4: touch with his with his parents saying he meant, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Man, this is he met so much to me or whatever.
Speaker 2: You have no idea what your son meant to me? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, well you see videos of people who were like,
Speaker 2: you know, they organized like the wife's organized a meetups
Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, you're the guy who been playing
Speaker 2: video games with for like ten years, but I've never
Speaker 2: actually met you. Absolutely, yeah, and yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: There's one mother saying like, my son was incredibly depressed
Speaker 4: with thinking about ending his life.
Speaker 2: Iblin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the actual person's name is not Iblin. That was
Speaker 4: his online hand. Iblin talked him out of it. Iblin
Speaker 4: sort of said, no, this, you know, there's more life living,
Speaker 4: there's more to life and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: It is beautiful. What's it on. It's on Netflix on Netflix, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. I think yeah, Norway. I think he's
Speaker 2: from in Norway. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can highly recommend you watch this. It's just it's beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Documentary, and I think they're actually gonna think about making
Speaker 2: an adoor feature film. But as were so many things
Speaker 2: these days, just watched The Dock. Oh it's beautiful story.
Speaker 2: But that's that's what this reminded them of a lot
Speaker 2: of ways. And there's a downside to it. Of course.
Speaker 4: You can end up blood Jenkins or even like the
Speaker 4: boys at the end of this, just stick on a
Speaker 4: heap of wit. The skin goes to shit and you
Speaker 4: get MPR Boys.
Speaker 2: Well, I think the whole So this came out what
Speaker 2: two thousand and six, so this is before this kind
Speaker 2: of gaming, this culture was normalized. I think it's normalized now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think this is more people actually engage more this
Speaker 2: way than they do real life. Now. Oh sure, I
Speaker 2: think COVID played a big role in that as well.
Speaker 2: That's good. But kids, you know Ali as his friend
Speaker 2: assuming Lessons who he played with after a swimming lessons whatnot.
Speaker 2: And the kid was, does Alily have this like Fortnite
Speaker 2: whatever of the game, And I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: have games, and he goes, okay, I like to hang
Speaker 2: out with Ali. I'm like, well, we can go to
Speaker 2: a park and play. But this kid's mentality is if
Speaker 2: I want to hang out, it'll be on a video game. Sure,
Speaker 2: that's how kids think now, And I do worry. I
Speaker 2: sometimes think because I'm not pushing that on Elliot and
Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep them away from that. Am I
Speaker 2: limiting his ability to make friends or.
Speaker 4: As as we talked about when we did our last
Speaker 4: Going Down South Perk episode. Yeah, parenthood is a constant
Speaker 4: balance and also a constant reevaluation of things as well.
Speaker 4: Because the world is always changing, it's going to affect
Speaker 4: your children. You have to decide how much of the
Speaker 4: way the world is you're going to expose them to,
Speaker 4: because yeah, you might be you might be operating on
Speaker 4: old software.
Speaker 2: Bought it before. If you keep playing your kid's old songs,
Speaker 2: that are going to have any idea what culture is? Now?
Speaker 4: What is that an all time just great classic headline
Speaker 4: from from the Ideon, which is what parent raise a
Speaker 4: child and diet of culture than Jews child were They're
Speaker 4: no friends like this really enthusiastically pushing a copy of
Speaker 4: Remaining Light by talking heads onto this kid who's like, now,
Speaker 4: merely this kid will grab down great tastes. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: at the same time, It's like I don't know who
Speaker 4: Sabrina Carpenter is.
Speaker 2: See one of my I feel like one of my
Speaker 2: biggest mistakes in life was not buying into this right because,
Speaker 2: like I said, all my friends were playing World of
Speaker 2: Warcraft and counter Strike was another one, and all these
Speaker 2: games and I just wasn't interested. I just wasn't interested.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna go play footy, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: watch TV whatever. I just to do other things work out.
Speaker 2: I was a bit of a gym junkie my teen
Speaker 2: years and stuff. I wasn't interested in video games. And
Speaker 2: there's at a point now where it feels like I'm
Speaker 2: so far behind the pack I play games. I try
Speaker 2: to play a game with one of my mates the
Speaker 2: other day and I just couldn't do it. I wasn't
Speaker 2: good at it. Like these shoodo games. I just keptetting
Speaker 2: shot straight away, and I was like, I'm so behind
Speaker 2: the pack now that I can't keep up. And I
Speaker 2: feel like that was one of my big mistakes, was
Speaker 2: just not I'm playing all the time, but just keep
Speaker 2: you up with it. Well, you know what you gotta do. Now,
Speaker 2: what's that log on? And just kill a bunch of balls.
Speaker 2: What is it like, sixty seven weeks, No, seven weeks,
Speaker 2: five days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, he's good of a com and he nutted
Speaker 4: out the mats, which reality not that long, not that long.
Speaker 4: I was like, well, if you're doing it all the time,
Speaker 4: running on three hours sleep, and yeah, you gon.
Speaker 2: To fuck yourself. Yeah you are, indeed. But I just
Speaker 2: thought this was a fun David versus Gowith working together story, right,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but you know, working together to take on
Speaker 2: a common enemy. But it's also it's just it's just funny.
Speaker 4: It is, and multiple hero moments in a lot of ways.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a good thing about teamwork and all that.
Speaker 4: Even Raindy gets his kind of moment to shine. But
Speaker 4: I loved how Yeah, I mean, you're going back to
Speaker 4: what we were saying earlier. Working in conjunction with Blizzard,
Speaker 4: how you've got that balance of yeah, this can be
Speaker 4: detrimental to you in some ways, but it's also positive
Speaker 4: in some ways. And I think, yeah, Blizzard was fairly
Speaker 4: sort of happy with that, and I like they almost
Speaker 4: they didn't get their moment to shine. They so it
Speaker 4: felt like they were very affectionately taking the piss out
Speaker 4: of the guys. A Blizzard or people who develop games.
Speaker 4: It's honestly one of my They have some of my
Speaker 4: favorite moments in this, which we'll talk about.
Speaker 2: In a little while. But yeah, I think, yeah, this
Speaker 2: is good across the board, and it was attribute much
Speaker 2: like this is a Milan. What's hilarious to me is
Speaker 2: that apparently Parker thought it sucked. Really yeah, he said
Speaker 2: one of his favorite episodes that I read, Well, now you.
Speaker 4: Think according to Wikipedia, which as we know, always correct,
Speaker 4: but you scrolled down a little bit. They'll they'll say
Speaker 4: he like the night before was like I've tanked out,
Speaker 4: park I don't think I've got.
Speaker 2: It anyore to do this anymore. And in response and
Speaker 2: then everyone was like, no, dude, this episode's great. We
Speaker 2: really like this. Yeah. Yeah, but apparently Parker was like,
Speaker 2: I've lost it. But it goes to show the passion
Speaker 2: was going into it though that he was, so this
Speaker 2: has to be good, you know. Well that's the thing.
Speaker 4: I mean, where are we now? Were in season ten?
Speaker 4: You can not that you could be coasting at this stage,
Speaker 4: but they could have been coasting. Yeah, yeah, you could
Speaker 4: be on autopil of this day. It's great that, yeah,
Speaker 4: that Parker and I'm guessing Stone. I still Stone, just
Speaker 4: like money.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that was yeah that He's still No. I gotta
Speaker 2: get what if I get this wrong? You know, it
Speaker 2: was so important, I think.
Speaker 4: Said he said, I've spoiled the legacy of south Park
Speaker 4: by you know, doing this dumbest episode the episode, but
Speaker 4: you didn't. Yeah, people love this episode.
Speaker 2: I think this is arguably one of the most important
Speaker 2: episodes in the history of south Park because I remember
Speaker 2: when this came out, it felt like south Park was
Speaker 2: more relevant than it had been since, like when the
Speaker 2: movie came out, Like you had episodes like you know,
Speaker 2: your Your Sign Told You one and your Michael Jackson
Speaker 2: one and things like that, which a lot of you
Speaker 2: see on the news. A lot of people were talking about,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe they went there to
Speaker 2: Paris Hilton one. But this one felt relevant to young people.
Speaker 2: It felt like for the first time, even though I
Speaker 2: wasn't really part of that world of warcraft, you know,
Speaker 2: online gaming culture, my friends all were, so I was
Speaker 2: in it in that way, but for the first time,
Speaker 2: I felt like mainstream culture were paying tribute to it
Speaker 2: and acknowledging it, like this is a thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and what's more, doing it correctly and not in
Speaker 4: a sort of a pandering kind of way either.
Speaker 2: It didn't feel like ic on SPU, say, you guys
Speaker 2: playing video games over their sure losers like that.
Speaker 4: No, No, I mean, it wasn't like, hey, we're so inside,
Speaker 4: we're going to be saying all the things that everybody
Speaker 4: knows that we're going to be doing, all these inside
Speaker 4: jokes or whatever. It's like they're partly randy in this episode.
Speaker 4: Like then they're probably mostly randy in this episode Parker
Speaker 4: and Stone in terms of like approaching from the outside, you.
Speaker 2: Can tell they definitely got they did a research.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, yes, they did their work,
Speaker 4: and that's that they worked in conjunction with Blizzards. So
Speaker 4: Blizzard probably said, oh, look we would if people were
Speaker 4: actually playing this, they would probably do this, this and this. Okay,
Speaker 4: well we'll incorporate storytelling elements on top of that. And
Speaker 4: you get my love not warcraft.
Speaker 2: I love that they won the Emmy as well for it. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: because they use that so it's machinema, So that's the
Speaker 2: video game style. Yeah, this was the first program using
Speaker 2: that to win an Emmy. Nice. Yeah, but I'm watching this,
Speaker 2: going how have they done this? Because you know, two
Speaker 2: thousand and six, it was like I'm watching Warcraft, but
Speaker 2: they it's the characters. But like that, So do you
Speaker 2: know what machinem is? Look, it's like it's like screen
Speaker 2: capture basically. So I read it to you that the
Speaker 2: Wikipedia description is an animation technique using real time screen
Speaker 2: capturing in computer graphics engines. So basically it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: that's why the characters were able to do what they
Speaker 2: wanted them to do. They don't have to like program
Speaker 2: the game to do it. But I just thought they
Speaker 2: did such a great job.
Speaker 4: You know what I liked about this the use of
Speaker 4: Live to Win by Kiss Front.
Speaker 2: They've got a.
Speaker 4: Really good ear for just songs that they're just like, yeah, the.
Speaker 2: America.
Speaker 4: It's just like, I don't know if I've ever heard
Speaker 4: it outside the context of this episode. You'd think it
Speaker 4: would just be made for this, but apparently it's, you know,
Speaker 4: an actual.
Speaker 2: Song by Vibe.
Speaker 4: It this star Child, Yeah, yeah, I think it was Child. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because yeah, it's freely by way, it's freely.
Speaker 2: With space a space man. Yeah, he spaceman on space Ace.
Speaker 2: I think we're by space space kiss nicknames. Pete Chris
Speaker 2: was the Catman and or just the cat and Jean
Speaker 2: Simmons was the Demon. But the star Child I think
Speaker 2: it was called the Star Child. Yeah, gens Simons the Demon,
Speaker 2: the Space Man or space Ace, we're both correct, both
Speaker 2: the cat Man.
Speaker 4: There's only one cat Man. Sorry, that's that's our man
Speaker 4: in the in the GMC.
Speaker 2: Just what that's Troy goes on the news and we're
Speaker 2: in the finals. Lord, but I just have to it's great.
Speaker 2: They just do they just hear these such a good
Speaker 2: job though, as you said, the balance of showing. You know,
Speaker 2: it's great you work as a team, you take down
Speaker 2: a commodmy, but also it can be bad for your health.
Speaker 2: It can be bad for your social life in other
Speaker 2: ways as well. It's like it's important that you find
Speaker 2: that balance. Don't play the game. Enjoy it. It's great,
Speaker 2: but don't make let it consume your life. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I have an experience of much like you know, when
Speaker 2: not shooting in the bucket, like when couple of shits
Speaker 2: in the bucket gets his mum to come down, he
Speaker 2: doesn't want to get out of his chair. I'll never
Speaker 2: forget one of my best friends, right, best friends. Was
Speaker 2: right in the world of warcraft, and I hadn't seen
Speaker 2: him for like two or three weeks. It was like
Speaker 2: school holiday, summer holidays, whatever. I caught up his mum,
Speaker 2: I won't tell your name. I was like, is he free.
Speaker 2: She's like, well, he can come over, but he's playing
Speaker 2: his game on the computer. And I was like, oh, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: you can come over and talk to I'm sure he
Speaker 2: won't talk to you. I come over. I walk in.
Speaker 2: She's like he's in there. I'm like, okay. I walk
Speaker 2: in there and it's just all dark. He screens on it.
Speaker 2: It's completely He's sitting there in his undies. There's all
Speaker 2: his bowls stacked up next to him right and opened
Speaker 2: the door. He just kind of like looked at me
Speaker 2: like that gollum. But he was. But he was like
Speaker 2: it's like he knew who I was, but didn't. It
Speaker 2: was like he was in this on his zone. He's
Speaker 2: transfer the game. Yeah, and I'll never forget he was.
Speaker 2: I'm talking to him and I'm just sort of sitting
Speaker 2: on the bed behind him. It was in his room
Speaker 2: and he's on the computer at desk and he's like
Speaker 2: he's there, but he's not there right, and he just
Speaker 2: all of a sudden it goes, Mom, I'm hungry. He
Speaker 2: just screamed like that. And I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: we're in mid conversation, but sure, and she goes, what
Speaker 2: do you want? And he goes, gee, sandwich and she's
Speaker 2: like and it's just she was very much Ulyann right,
Speaker 2: not in the promiscuous way, but just very much meeting
Speaker 2: the demands right. So she goes, she comes back from
Speaker 2: a sandwich, she puts it down, he takes a butt
Speaker 2: and he goes, I want a sauce on the tube. Fuck,
Speaker 2: you're stupid, And I was like, I'm like, I'm leaving there.
Speaker 2: I was like, you didn't ask for saucer toasty. She
Speaker 2: gave you a fucking cheese toasty. But all these plates
Speaker 2: were stacked up, and she was like, and I'm thinking
Speaker 2: in my head, what why? And I said, he's got
Speaker 2: a place, and then she goes, yeap, I won't take
Speaker 2: him out. It's his job. I'll bring him food, but
Speaker 2: he needs to bring the plate sat And I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I had a plate suit. Eventually you
Speaker 2: have to take those plates, understand. And then he stopped
Speaker 2: playing Wow they're called it Wow to Walk. He stop
Speaker 2: playing Wow, and all of a sudden, he sort of
Speaker 2: transferred back to hisself, but he transformed into this bea
Speaker 2: that like I was there talking to him, but he
Speaker 2: was like talking to it. Like I can see he
Speaker 2: got I could see that I was being a nuisance
Speaker 2: to him, and he's talked to me about since. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: that had been my sixth straight day of playing the game,
Speaker 2: and I was going off like two three hours sleep.
Speaker 2: He always is, much like the South Back episode. He goes,
Speaker 2: we're doing a it's not a campaign campaign. Yes, he guys,
Speaker 2: we're doing a campaign. I was like, holy shit, but yeah,
Speaker 2: he said, that was his sixth straight day of not
Speaker 2: leaving his room, going yeah, yes, I went to you guys,
Speaker 2: I went to shower and came back to my room gether.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that. That was it. He goes, I didn't
Speaker 2: do anything. I just stayed in my room campaign surprise shower.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I never forget that. I wanted to. I
Speaker 2: want to saw as fuck you're stupid, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you better apologize. I'm not playing this game anymore. Never.
Speaker 2: This game is the devil. Jeth Bas was saying, all right.
Speaker 2: Favorite moments on this episode.
Speaker 4: I like when they have that initial meeting to determine
Speaker 4: how to deal with Jenkins. Jimmy, Yeah, we can really
Speaker 4: stick to their ass.
Speaker 2: Jimmy does this great. I love the guy at Blizzard.
Speaker 2: He says, your kids characters, they're already dead. They just
Speaker 2: play well.
Speaker 4: Speaking of the guys a Blizzard, I love how they
Speaker 4: incorporate all these sort of fantasy cliches and all this
Speaker 4: very sort of hush dialogue and like, really they're talking
Speaker 4: about it. Something is the Sword of a Thousand Truths
Speaker 4: or whatever, and someone says, hope a chance. I've probably
Speaker 4: actually seen such shit dialogue in either a game or
Speaker 4: a movie or something.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh god, it kind of feels good. I
Speaker 2: love the joke of the role playing aspect of it,
Speaker 2: where man, he's dying at the end, because even in
Speaker 2: the real word he's gone. He's just citing, going to
Speaker 2: give you to make as out because that's what it's
Speaker 2: because there's the shot and there's also I want to
Speaker 2: compare with this one of my favorite moments in the
Speaker 2: whole episode. I touched on it earlier, where they're all
Speaker 2: just playing a game and comes talking like there is
Speaker 2: but there's all this that they're describing, all this that's
Speaker 2: going down in the game. He saw these battles and stuff,
Speaker 2: but in reality they're just a bunch of For fact, it's.
Speaker 4: Just just click it getting carplumnels.
Speaker 2: And there's absolutely nothing happening. But that's the that's reality.
Speaker 2: In the fake world, there's all these campaigns and battles
Speaker 2: and in reality just nothing happening.
Speaker 4: Speaking of campaigns, I did find it hilarious that there's
Speaker 4: like clad clad, what do you do?
Speaker 2: Clive's been a little but that's glad.
Speaker 4: And two other great Randy moments at the end when
Speaker 4: the guys from Blizzard come along and they're trying to
Speaker 4: get the sort of a thousand truths to stand but
Speaker 4: Rainy go, I can log into the game. I'm a noube.
Speaker 4: But it's like he's picked up on the lingo. It's
Speaker 4: great and then they like they have to get the
Speaker 4: best buy or whatever it is. You push, he push
Speaker 4: the kid out of the way. But you pulled that
Speaker 4: guy out of his car.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, a bunch that guy that was so
Speaker 2: funny and I had this is one of my favorite moments.
Speaker 2: But the more I think about it, the more I
Speaker 2: think it's actually the least accurate part of the episode.
Speaker 2: We can't prepare to charge, scroll over them with your mouse,
Speaker 2: curses and right click. I'm like, that feels very much
Speaker 2: like a Simpson's gag, where it's like a bunch of
Speaker 2: writers who don't actually know anything about the game the
Speaker 2: jokes and it's what people think the games are like,
Speaker 2: because no one in the game would actually say that
Speaker 2: that's mocking them, as opposed to how they were able
Speaker 2: to say a charge with that line actually is more
Speaker 2: you don't use the you're not going to use the
Speaker 2: command that the computer command you would use right click.
Speaker 2: That felt very much like a joke that.
Speaker 4: Well, it's explaining the joke that you've just yeah, very
Speaker 4: eloquently point out about how everyone's involved in this huge,
Speaker 4: massive campaign but they're really just sitting around and you
Speaker 4: gnawing on cheetos and yeah, fucking up, they're tend I.
Speaker 2: Love Jenkins' apartment too. He's got clothes everywhere, pizza box
Speaker 2: on the shelf, he's a blade because of course he's
Speaker 2: got a blade on energy drinks everywhere.
Speaker 6: That's okay, Remember there are no stupid questions just stupid
Speaker 6: people trivia time.
Speaker 2: My first question for you is what does Jimmy have
Speaker 2: a poster of in his room?
Speaker 4: Jimmy, is it something comedic? Something comic related? You used
Speaker 4: to have a lunch box for it?
Speaker 2: Oh? The six million dollar Man? Well, I think it's
Speaker 2: say six billion dollar Man? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Well, I remember they were going to remake the six
Speaker 4: million dollar Man, and you know, due inflation, they were
Speaker 4: actually going to retitle the six billion dollar Man. What's
Speaker 4: going to be Mark Wohlberg? I think okay, I don't
Speaker 4: think it's happening now. Okay, speaking of stuff that's on
Speaker 4: people's in people's rooms, tweaks coffee cup.
Speaker 2: What does it say? I was gonna take this too.
Speaker 2: It's two words. There's something drugs. It's Java Jockey, Java Jockey.
Speaker 2: All right. My next one is what is the name
Speaker 2: of Randy's character? Oh? I believe it's the name of
Speaker 2: the beast in Never Neing Story. It's similar. It's it's
Speaker 2: like foul call the love Dragon, but it's Falcur. I
Speaker 2: thought he said, Valcour Valcour. Foul Core is the biggest
Speaker 2: way on the Love Dragons. That's me, but that's Falcor
Speaker 2: is the luck Dragon Luck Dragon. Yes, yeah, why I
Speaker 2: had foul cour valcrevalur Uh.
Speaker 4: You just asked me a question to ask you one.
Speaker 4: Speaking of stuff that's on things, what is on the
Speaker 4: bald developer at Blizzards T shirt?
Speaker 2: No, dwarf needs food. Dwarf needs food. My final question
Speaker 2: for you is what time are they going to log
Speaker 2: in to try and kill Jenkins the first time? Oh?
Speaker 2: Three pm Eastern time? Wasn't to be in bed by
Speaker 2: nine thirty. Oh that's right, okay, seven pm? Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: good for them. All right, it's now time for cheesypoofs,
Speaker 2: which we like to eat when we're playing out Wow. Wow,
Speaker 2: you ever played?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I never have. I've sat there whilst people are playing.
Speaker 2: I've never we played us. I remember one time I
Speaker 2: was like, can you create me a character? I'll try
Speaker 2: and join in and stuff, and I just went, I
Speaker 2: just can't do it. It's just it's just not for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my NEPHRAI is a big gamer. Begin to Fortnite
Speaker 4: at the moment like a child's came.
Speaker 2: I've got it for the Simpsons and then diliged again.
Speaker 2: Simpsons was gone apparently coming back Again's.
Speaker 4: Apparently big with the grown ups as well. Okay, but
Speaker 4: you know he'll be playing things like, you know, the
Speaker 4: Spider Man games or whatever. But I'll be looking He's like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, there's so much detailing here.
Speaker 2: I just want to be like, I want to go
Speaker 2: from left to right, a couple of nitro boxes in between.
Speaker 2: I just want spaces going. I love cheesy poofs.
Speaker 6: You love cheesypoofs Sweed didn't cheesypoofs.
Speaker 2: Sweety started with the amazing Kat g with her one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars support. We've got Glenn Gomez, Justin Parker, Zach Prut,
Speaker 2: Shanni Macher, Elliott, j O'Neil, Isabella Murphy, Rach Beasley, Steve Roberts,
Speaker 2: Sean d v, Pete Anderson, Timothy bels And, Andrew Davis,
Speaker 2: Kevin Dental, Planned, Flood, Bello winder Bank, Jack McFadden, Heath Applebee,
Speaker 2: Adrick McLeod, March, Eleven Ginger and Pickle, Preston, Murray, Tillia Enriquez,
Speaker 2: Declan Phoenix, Brian McCoy, Logan, b James Shephard, Joe Readenseec,
Speaker 2: Dave Pretzels, McNally, Gavin Lang, Danie Miller, Charlie Joe, Abigail
Speaker 2: b Sharpcatera and Craig Alti Smash Globster. All these people
Speaker 2: are absolutely delicious, an't they? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, I want to make Love Not Warcraft A
Speaker 4: all of them in minute No.
Speaker 2: So digital air. Dait of Make Love Not Warcraft was,
Speaker 2: as I said in the previous episodes, like a six
Speaker 2: month jump. It's October fourth, two thousand and six. Maybe
Speaker 2: having that long to work on it. You know how
Speaker 2: sometimes you work on project and you can try to
Speaker 2: perfect it, and he's just it's never gonna be perfect,
Speaker 2: And the longer you spend working on it, it's kind
Speaker 2: of like I always compare it to Axel Rose making
Speaker 2: his Chinese Democracy album, which took like fourteen years to make,
Speaker 2: and at the end it was just it was shit
Speaker 2: because he just he overproduced everything thought it.
Speaker 4: Yes, sometimes the choices you make. Yes, I wouldn't know about
Speaker 4: this because everything I do is just perfect right out
Speaker 4: of the gate.
Speaker 2: But Otomber fourth, two thousand and six Top three films
Speaker 2: at US box office, number three, we have The Guardian. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not bad. It's Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher think
Speaker 2: it's about the Coastguard. Okay, actually that was number two.
Speaker 2: Number three was actually Jackass number two. Oh down for
Speaker 2: number one. Pretty good. Yeah, the Jackass movies, yeah, I
Speaker 2: always enjoyed. I'm apparently the latest one is. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: one out this year. Yeah, yeah, I think is it
Speaker 2: Jackass Forever or Jackouse said it's the last one. But
Speaker 2: I've read somewhere where it's mostly just clips of the
Speaker 2: old ones or something. There's a bunch of new stuff
Speaker 2: in between, because we've got a newcast or something. They
Speaker 2: had a new.
Speaker 4: Cast for the last one, and those guys are probably
Speaker 4: coming back. Well, they didn't really sort of have the
Speaker 4: star power of say we Man or Preston Lacey.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's a need for Jackass anymore in
Speaker 2: our lives. The whole world is. Jackass just feels like
Speaker 2: it just feels like it doesn't feel out of the ordinary.
Speaker 2: Currently got Bam mcgheera back, Majeira, Yeah, you get me
Speaker 2: life back on track hopefully. Every When he came to Geelong,
Speaker 2: I do not. We did a gig in Gelong at
Speaker 2: the Bar and Club and I am seated wow and
Speaker 2: the start of it, and then I stuck around for it.
Speaker 2: And it was mostly just a bunch of guys on
Speaker 2: stage doing stupid shit. I went out sort of being
Speaker 2: gordodantly on that interested and at the end of it,
Speaker 2: what was left was beer bottles and shit everyone on
Speaker 2: the floor and bear my Jo and his crew had
Speaker 2: just ship all over the stage and this left literal
Speaker 2: human shit all over the stage of arm Clen. I see, yeah, show,
Speaker 2: I missed that show. Yeah. So you're like, so these
Speaker 2: people paid money to watch these men ship on stage
Speaker 2: and apparently they were picking up and throwing it at
Speaker 2: the audience and stuff. I'm like, that's that's the show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: love you Ben. Yeah. Apparently apparently they were throwing they
Speaker 2: were shitting onto the stage, picking it up and throwing
Speaker 2: it at the audience. Oh my god, I don't approve
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. And number one what do you? Number one
Speaker 2: was I'll tell you. I'll give you a clue. The
Speaker 2: CGI film, it's had numerous sequels, but we're all directed
Speaker 2: video and it's one of those movies that just came
Speaker 2: out of time when it's like, all right, people love
Speaker 2: c g I animals.
Speaker 4: Okay, so not Madagascar c g I Animals, but with
Speaker 4: multiple sequels is it a land before time?
Speaker 2: It's open Season? Are there multiple? Open Season three? And
Speaker 2: a TV show?
Speaker 4: I did not know about this. I barely remember open seas.
Speaker 2: Open Season three and then there's a TV show.
Speaker 4: Because how long do we talk about? Like the Wild?
Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about, The Wild and Over the Hedge.
Speaker 4: It was like, let's just make a bunch of movies.
Speaker 4: Can we learn a little bit more about Open Season please?
Speaker 4: Because okay, yeah, I'd like to know who's in it?
Speaker 2: Well, the first one's actually not bad. The kid watched
Speaker 2: The Kids have It on Blu Ray. They watched it
Speaker 2: the other day. The original. I think Ashton Kutch is
Speaker 2: in it. I think looks just dominating the Martin Lawrence,
Speaker 2: Ashton Kutchy, Yeah, Gary Sinise, Billy Connolly, John Favreau, Jakes,
Speaker 2: Patrick Walderden, Deborah Messing. I had a cast. Wow, did
Speaker 2: Elliott loved it? Because the Ashton Kutch's character was called Elliott.
Speaker 2: He's the deer. I'm nice. So what's the gist of
Speaker 2: Open Season? So he is a bear who was like
Speaker 2: taken in and raised by a human, so he's very
Speaker 2: much domesticated and then they have to send him back
Speaker 2: out into the wild, so to speak. And then he
Speaker 2: befriends a bunch of animals in the wild, and he's
Speaker 2: always like, I'm too good for this, I'm going back,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and he of of course realizes I
Speaker 2: actually preferred in the wild. Oh okay, so it's open season,
Speaker 2: so they're going to hunt them, and yes, because he's
Speaker 2: smart enough, he can help them full their I know,
Speaker 2: like a human, I know the ways of the human. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: it's fine, it's yeah. And they made a whole bunch
Speaker 2: of them, Yeah, directed video when it was getting hunted
Speaker 2: all the time open season. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: other ones are about. But our life is just as
Speaker 2: constant source of misery. Shoot us. But remember that as
Speaker 2: the time where it was like, Okay, it doesn't matter
Speaker 2: if movies don't do well the cinema because he's this
Speaker 2: thing called home video. Yeah, how movies don't do what
Speaker 2: the cinema? Oh you're fucked. You might get watched on streaming.
Speaker 2: It's like everyone's buying movies on streaming.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: But every once in a while there'll be that article
Speaker 4: of like this semi forgotten movie from two thousand and
Speaker 4: six is a big it on Netflix this week, and like,
Speaker 4: who cares? You know, the makers the probably are going,
Speaker 4: where's my card you gave for us, where's my money?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I don't want credit. I want store credit
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 4: So I've said many times about you know, our man
Speaker 4: John Carpenter. Oh, people come up to him and say, wow,
Speaker 4: you know what the thing was really the greatest movie
Speaker 4: of nineteen eighty two, and he'll say, where were you
Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty two? Yeah, that movie flopped. I could
Speaker 4: have used the money. Yeah, the original editor. As I said,
Speaker 4: I've took a fourth two thousand and six feature of
Speaker 4: the music. What was the song called Live Too?
Speaker 2: Will Paul Stanley and written and directed by Trey Parker.
Speaker 2: Matsow just gets no credit anymore. The boys are playing
Speaker 2: no Respect. That kicks off with them, you know in
Speaker 2: the World of Warcraft. Well, they're playing World of Warcraft,
Speaker 2: and I think it's important to start it off that
Speaker 2: way because it's like, Okay, this is the episode. You know,
Speaker 2: this is what you're going to get. They're bickering as
Speaker 2: their characters. I'm glad it wasn't all that. I mean,
Speaker 2: they could have very easily done the entire episode of
Speaker 2: them just in this world, oh sure, which may have
Speaker 2: been an idea they had at the start, but yeah,
Speaker 2: the way the Handlers was just fantastic, but the bickering
Speaker 2: as their characters. So they have to finish their quest
Speaker 2: of Stonehaven and Randy interrupts him. He says, how about
Speaker 2: you go out and socialize, and he's like, I am
Speaker 2: mmo RPG massively multiplayer online role playing game. He says,
Speaker 2: I'm getting XP with my party using team speak. I'm not.
Speaker 2: He's causing no again. He goes back to his game
Speaker 2: and Cartman is betting that they're walking around bets a
Speaker 2: Harte and then the guy that keeps killing them, which
Speaker 2: turns out to be Jenkins, he just he arrives. He's
Speaker 2: just killing everybody. He's a higher level and I thought
Speaker 2: you couldn't keep peop without a challenge, but he's worked
Speaker 2: out away.
Speaker 4: Plus he's just a douchebag. He just doesn't do his
Speaker 4: douchey dance moves before he kills someone like this guy's hateful.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is the thing. I wonder if this was
Speaker 2: an actual problem in World Cup in Warcraft at the time,
Speaker 2: where you know you had to challenge to fight was there,
Speaker 2: had someone worked at a hack were he didn't have
Speaker 2: to you know who you're asking. He kills Cartman though,
Speaker 2: and they said, whoever this guy is, he has one tough,
Speaker 2: bad ass cut to the iconic water warcraft meaning visual
Speaker 2: of Jenkins is sitting there, and it's not just sitting up. Sure,
Speaker 2: it's the leaning back, leaning. He's clearly down his nose.
Speaker 2: You've probably heard none of that guy. I was actually
Speaker 2: doing the po the lean back, but just yeah, the
Speaker 2: whole yeah, the thing on his wrist, the leaning back,
Speaker 2: the energy cans on his desk half drunk, the food,
Speaker 2: the pizza boxes, just absolutely spot on. He needs a
Speaker 2: shave as well. Then we're now at Blizzard HQ and
Speaker 2: Stan has called the WA a warcraft support line and
Speaker 2: stands complaining that, saying, you know, there's this guy here.
Speaker 2: He's supposed to be the challenge for a jewel. He's
Speaker 2: just killing us. What are we supposed to do? And
Speaker 2: I said, we'll band him from our network once we
Speaker 2: work out who it is. And they have a big
Speaker 2: team meeting before we do just one of my favorite
Speaker 2: I just love car He's goddamn but oh, I thought
Speaker 2: that was so funny. But I really won, and I
Speaker 2: love how they set the tone early on here. It
Speaker 2: seems like everyone that blitter.
Speaker 4: Is just said, is this this really nice person? We
Speaker 4: just want everyone to enjoy the game. Why would people
Speaker 4: country in the rule it's just supposed to be a
Speaker 4: completing question?
Speaker 2: Is why kill innocent plays? The game is about finishing quests.
Speaker 2: Why kill innocent players? The game is about finishing quests.
Speaker 2: We've got to delete him from the servers. We can't.
Speaker 6: Whoever this player is, He's played World of Warcraft so
Speaker 6: much that he has reached a level we thought unreachable.
Speaker 6: He's actually able to kill our admins, and he grows
Speaker 6: stronger every day.
Speaker 2: Jesus, I've got to get home.
Speaker 6: My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now. Jim,
Speaker 6: your kid's characters are already dead.
Speaker 2: No, no, they just started playing. What kind of person
Speaker 2: would do this? Only one kind?
Speaker 6: Whoever this person is, he has played World of Warcraft
Speaker 6: nearly every hour of every day for the past year
Speaker 6: and a half.
Speaker 2: Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely
Speaker 2: no life.
Speaker 6: How do you kill that which has no life?
Speaker 2: But how do you cool that which has no life?
Speaker 2: Nice work park, perhaps, yes, how do you kill that
Speaker 2: which has no life is fantastic. Now Randy's at work
Speaker 2: and he's hooked already. He's like, oh, I've got to
Speaker 2: get into you know, in on this you know everyone's
Speaker 2: playing it. Manager. I'm assuming the manager. Manager must be
Speaker 2: very leny, you know the sentiment analysis. Yet he's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm doing this. Talks about the the terror azor or
Speaker 2: whatever it is in some quest he's going to do,
Speaker 2: and then he's like you even with this, He says,
Speaker 2: you know, in this world, I'm felt core defender of
Speaker 2: the alliance. Then he gets killed right away. What he
Speaker 2: said that the manager whatever's just like you got killing killed.
Speaker 2: It happened in the real World'm pretty sure the boss
Speaker 2: will say you're fined. Now you can go back to work.
Speaker 2: You can get those samples in the last one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the kids now hosting a little town meeting with themselves
Speaker 2: about how they're all getting killed. They suggest the album
Speaker 2: like Alec turn out of a box tape together. Can't
Speaker 2: suggest it's just they all looking together to take him down.
Speaker 2: Client says he's got better things to do. You can't
Speaker 2: brings up what hitler? Would you kill hitlers? It's just
Speaker 2: like enough the gags. They can't. We're all going to
Speaker 2: log in at seven, and Butters doesn't want to play.
Speaker 2: He doesn't play at all. Well, I don't play it,
Speaker 2: and what does he play? Hollo Kit and Arlan Adventure.
Speaker 2: I'm Butters, can we just play crash banding you guys
Speaker 2: and go on by? And I saw the web By
Speaker 2: sensations before we all met a. You literally my friends towards.
Speaker 4: Me BLUs, I love going down, go and get the
Speaker 4: online sensation to join the Horde.
Speaker 2: That's tell my friends looking like dude, just just fucking
Speaker 2: hurry up so far By, Yeah, we can really stick
Speaker 2: it to their ass munch and they went out in
Speaker 2: the game was giving a big rah rah speech and
Speaker 2: Butters interrupts as the same character. He's also a dwarf.
Speaker 2: A dwarf, so he leaves kidding me. And they said
Speaker 2: they had to be in bed by nine thirty, so
Speaker 2: let's do this. They find Jenkins and prepared charge scroll
Speaker 2: over with the mouse curses and right click, but then
Speaker 2: unfortunately he summons scorpions. Oh ship Kenny gets killed.
Speaker 4: By the way, you got everyone's everyone's character is their
Speaker 4: their animated version, their avatar or whatever. Speaking around the voice.
Speaker 4: Then one guy pops up.
Speaker 2: The Kenny gets killed, poos his pants. Clyde as too
Speaker 2: as he read and Playboy to to help because that
Speaker 2: was he's gonna do the crossbow. Then Randy arrives from
Speaker 2: the office and all the kids are dead. God fucking damn.
Speaker 2: But back of Blizzard and they realized they've killed every
Speaker 2: player in the Rothy Islands, and they say, sooner, it's
Speaker 2: over five thousand people. Sooner gonna be worried. He's going
Speaker 2: to be killed everybody, and everybody's frustrated. They can do
Speaker 2: what stop playing? Yes, let's give me the end of
Speaker 2: the world of warcraft. Yes, now the boys are playing
Speaker 2: basketball because they've given up. They're like, was this in
Speaker 2: fun anymore? They've quit playing. Wow Companies, They've got a solution.
Speaker 2: We can get to a super high level, just like him.
Speaker 2: It's just we have to kill balls. Yes, to kill
Speaker 2: sixty five million, three hundred and forty two hundred and
Speaker 2: eighty five bores. It'll take seven weeks, five days, thirteen
Speaker 2: hours and twenty minutes with only three hours sleep a night.
Speaker 2: He said, you can be outside playing basketball, socializing, getting
Speaker 2: fit and being healthy. Oh, we could see the computer
Speaker 2: and do something that actually matters and become the montage
Speaker 2: with your song, and it's them killing bars and gaining
Speaker 2: weight and just look up Live to Win. I just
Speaker 2: want to know when it came out with the Wind,
Speaker 2: what do you reckon? It feels very either late eighties
Speaker 2: or early two thousands. I don't know if it's a
Speaker 2: like butt Rock or if it's so it Oh that
Speaker 2: that's the album name. So it came out when this
Speaker 2: episode came out, it was it was a new song. Wow.
Speaker 2: The single this album's tide track was featured in this
Speaker 2: episode Mate, days prior to the album's release. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So I wonder if this was the first time people
Speaker 2: heard the song too well, I love See. I felt
Speaker 2: so eighties. I can't believe it was two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: It's just like he's just stuck in that loop.
Speaker 4: But that's the We've gone far enough from the early
Speaker 4: two thousands now that we're starting to sort of feel
Speaker 4: a bit of nostalgia for it. And you'll have a
Speaker 4: lot of people who will be saying, oh, you know,
Speaker 4: I missed the glory days of that, of that sort
Speaker 4: of like butt rock you'd hear on like movies like
Speaker 4: the one with gently. That's an example that always comes
Speaker 4: up at the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need more, we need more disturbed the beautiful people.
Speaker 3: That's glory when she said, or the thing she said,
Speaker 3: the body.
Speaker 2: It's took my whole workout, even find myself sometimes listened
Speaker 2: to Limp biscuit in my plate like break stuff and things. Well,
Speaker 2: it hits the lizard brain. Yeah, it's so corny. It
Speaker 2: just it just hits you in the right spot.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, God, but I when I've got a forty
Speaker 4: five train and all this stuff they've got is just
Speaker 4: like remixes of stuff from the two thousands. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like this kind of sucks, but it also it's kind
Speaker 4: of working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, So I didn't realize that this was
Speaker 2: a new single from paul Stown this episode.
Speaker 4: Honestly, Yeah, if you told me that it was on
Speaker 4: the soundtrack of Scarface, I would have believed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, will Yeah, we've had the montage now that
Speaker 2: they're gaining weight and whatnot, and Blizzard are now taking
Speaker 2: notice waiting these kids are They're growing to much levels
Speaker 2: so fast. Kyle's Mousto's clicking finger is hurting Cartman's reading
Speaker 2: the manual on the on the toilet about how to
Speaker 2: play the game and whatnot, and they're just.
Speaker 4: Getting progressively greasier. Skin's getting worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're not even going outside at school time.
Speaker 2: They go in the computer lab and whatnot. Yet we're
Speaker 2: now back up Blizzard, and the admin said from they're
Speaker 2: from a small town in Colorado, and it's just they
Speaker 2: help them with the Sword of a Thousand Truths. It's
Speaker 2: a hidden weapon in the inventory. It was put in
Speaker 2: there too. It was too powerful, that's why they didn't
Speaker 2: take it out. Apparently you can cause one hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty damage perst second with an instant manner burn or
Speaker 2: whatever and an enchantment that BOOSTAA plus eighty. It was
Speaker 2: removed and stored on a one gig flush drive by
Speaker 2: an accountant I believe Salman there the accountant. Yeah, apparently
Speaker 2: in the prophecy. Apparently the name.
Speaker 4: Soulsman then got sort of incorporated into a few other
Speaker 4: games really somewhere.
Speaker 2: Along line this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's quite influential with game devs and players.
Speaker 2: Was Leroy Jenkins before or after this? Is he Leroy Jenkins? No? No, no,
Speaker 2: Leroy Jenkins was a thing. So there's a thing about
Speaker 2: a walkcraft. It was a meme where a guy they're
Speaker 2: doing they're doing this campaign or whatever and about to
Speaker 2: they're about to defeat you know, Jenkins, like the Big
Speaker 2: Bad and this guy just goes all right, everyone ready
Speaker 2: yet cool, let's do it here lerod D And he's
Speaker 2: run into the room like, oh my god, you've just
Speaker 2: went to the room. Quick, go in, go in, go in,
Speaker 2: and he sucks up the campaign. What are you here?
Speaker 2: God damnitly right? Have you never seen this? I never have.
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you this. It's it's it is hilarious.
Speaker 2: Is this is like a huge thing with my my friends.
Speaker 2: What great job guys to the plan. It's incredible. How
Speaker 2: you know, nostalgia work. So it's it's so hilarious.
Speaker 4: That you know, you look at something like that and
Speaker 4: oh god, remember what a time. It's like, you know,
Speaker 4: I'm looking at old internet means from say, from the
Speaker 4: late what's all the early twenty ten like good Guy
Speaker 4: Greg or something, for instance, you're in a good Guy yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Currently, the new movie Backdoors whatever it is or Backroom
Speaker 2: back Rooms was based on the incredially different movies Quppy
Speaker 2: Pasta y Yeah, and you've got a lot of people
Speaker 2: saying this is a very sort of interesting time for
Speaker 2: movies in that movies that are made by like random
Speaker 2: people for like no money and making more money than Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you've got a whole sort of new generation of
Speaker 2: filmmakers who have ye come from something different. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna go way back into time to like the
Speaker 2: late sixties and early seventies when you had things like
Speaker 2: Easy Rider and that.
Speaker 4: Was taking over from the big studio system. Now all
Speaker 4: these movies they thought were going to be huge hits.
Speaker 4: I was like, man, we're in new generation. We're not
Speaker 4: into that shit. And then you had younger filmmakers coming
Speaker 4: through like Scorsez or Spielberg or Francis or Coppler or whatever.
Speaker 4: And that's where you got all these masters from. And
Speaker 4: now you've got people coming up from YouTube. I mean,
Speaker 4: you've had YouTube critics making movies and they haven't been
Speaker 4: that great, but these guys are, No, We're making actual
Speaker 4: short form narrative stories and now we're big bringing it
Speaker 4: to the big screen and feature length kind of like
Speaker 4: was very much like yeah, but it's like, well, we're
Speaker 4: on the verge of a whole new generation. This could
Speaker 4: be and a whole new sort of way of storytelling
Speaker 4: in a.
Speaker 2: Lot of ways. It's really interesting. Hopefully we get no
Speaker 2: more superhero movies, you get actual fucking original content now.
Speaker 4: Well, you know maybe with the case if you do
Speaker 4: make superhero movies, I'll actually be kind of good ones.
Speaker 2: I think we're back onto we're venturing towards horror being
Speaker 2: the key genre again. It really is. Yeah, well it's
Speaker 2: horror and not sci fi, but yeah, that kind of thriller. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a sure, horror seems to be the big one. Horror
Speaker 2: one of those genres where horror fans they will go
Speaker 2: to see horror. I won't say it's impossible to suck
Speaker 2: it up, because it's quite easy to fuck it up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you do it right, yeah, it can
Speaker 2: really hit. Yeah, and you can usually do it for
Speaker 2: a pretty low budget. Yep. But yeah, Lero Jenkins. That
Speaker 2: was two thousand and five, so it was after this
Speaker 2: before someone came out. But I feel like we didn't
Speaker 2: get Jenkins's name in this episode, but I realized you
Speaker 2: must be called Jenkins. That's a tribute because Leroy Jenkins
Speaker 2: was just like the epitome of just like whenever fucker
Speaker 2: was like, oh god, damn it. You right, But then
Speaker 2: they go to his office to get the flush drive
Speaker 2: and hold Up was like, hey, Man's sword or whatever
Speaker 2: is this? Yes, they're now all in Kampman's basement and
Speaker 2: they've all logged in and just it the way they
Speaker 2: talk Cumptman's captain is just gonna do this. And we
Speaker 2: just watched Lettle Jackinson. It's very much how they talk,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: It is absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1: Everyone equit healing potions to the hut bar. If you
Speaker 1: haven't already, cow, go ahead and cast Arcane brilliance to
Speaker 1: raise our intelligence. Hang on, I'm channing my fire spells
Speaker 1: for max range. Nice Stan, what enchantment does your Cloak
Speaker 1: of the Tiger have plus fifteen agility? Give the cloak
Speaker 1: to Kenny. He needs the agility boost for bow attax. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, this fight could last more than twelve hours.
Speaker 1: What if we run out of food, don't worry. I
Speaker 1: have that covered, ma'am.
Speaker 6: Yes, han Mo hot packet right away.
Speaker 1: Harn that's uber cool. Al Right, everyone ready, ready, heady,
Speaker 1: Let's go get him.
Speaker 2: Then the killer targets them, and Kampman says target scorpions
Speaker 2: and then we come back at seventeen hours into the
Speaker 2: battle and Blizzard guys and arrived to speak with love
Speaker 2: to Spooch, which is stands online name, but he's not there.
Speaker 2: They have to go give him the sword and oh
Speaker 2: my god, he's gonna be We're gonna kill my son's character.
Speaker 2: Randy runs off. Basically it's where they asked Sharon where
Speaker 2: is he? So they took he took that computer to
Speaker 2: go play a stupid game or whatever, and they're gonna
Speaker 2: kill his character. Who cares? Who cares? What do you
Speaker 2: mean stupid game? Kyle also has a couple tunnel here
Speaker 2: and they leave me behind. We can't leave you behind.
Speaker 2: Cutman gets there. This this is what I've seen this happen.
Speaker 4: It's called ben Gay in America. Yeah, we'd probably have
Speaker 4: something like Dpeat or Voltao.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Obviously my mate he had a sore finger and
Speaker 2: my mate was just like quick, but depet on it.
Speaker 2: I'm like Jesus Christ, by the way, feel end.
Speaker 4: So there's anyway you like? They're talking about manner in
Speaker 4: this a lot, so I decided to look it up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: manner is like basically code for magic. Yeah, like it's
Speaker 4: an an attribute assigned to characters within a role playing
Speaker 4: or video game that dicates their power to use special
Speaker 4: magic abilities or spells.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean the more maney you have, the more
Speaker 2: you can do. Yeah, but it's manner, m A n A.
Speaker 2: There you go manner. They says, so what and they go,
Speaker 2: we need to log in. Do you have an account?
Speaker 2: Neither us have an account? Wife, I have wife?
Speaker 4: You say I have a wife or I have a life.
Speaker 4: I think that I have a wife, maybe says life
Speaker 4: as they said earlier about how do you kill that
Speaker 4: which has my life?
Speaker 2: Yeah? True? Yeah. And Randy, Yeah, he's a new but
Speaker 2: he'll do it. And he kneels down and they hand
Speaker 2: him the drive. That's I mean I imagined before how
Speaker 2: I like, you know, I'm a nube. But how they
Speaker 2: incorporate all this sort of video game and online lingo
Speaker 2: into the episode. I think it's important that Randy's a
Speaker 2: character saying the lingo out of no context as well's
Speaker 2: I'm still learning it. Yeah yeah, yeah, but I think
Speaker 2: it's I think it's kyl when they're in the middle
Speaker 2: of their campaign and saying something that's so uper cool.
Speaker 2: That's what's because he says, mom, well, I guess that's
Speaker 2: uber cool. That's super cool. Yeah, But then they have
Speaker 2: taken the cap, so there's no car at the front,
Speaker 2: so Randy hijacks the car and then they call Nelson
Speaker 2: to use who's Nelson because Nelson to us his computer,
Speaker 2: but Nelson obviously says no. He's like Nelson, I need
Speaker 2: the computer. But the battle continues. Cartman needs to ship,
Speaker 2: so Leanne brings in a bucket or a bowl of whatnot.
Speaker 2: Any ships into the bucket and it's like horrific. That's
Speaker 2: a big boy. Randy then arrives at best Buy and
Speaker 2: logs into the wound Demon pushes the kid out the way,
Speaker 2: enters the game, and he gives the sword, doesn't know
Speaker 2: how to hand it over. Yes, what do I have
Speaker 2: to push? But he can completely drain his manner, so
Speaker 2: it doesn't. He eventually hands out to stand Stan. I
Speaker 2: believe hits that the guy which destroys his shield. It's
Speaker 2: very much for the shield is down and then so yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of gold, yes, and then Cartman kills him.
Speaker 2: You're about to get poooned or as we would say, poooned.
Speaker 2: What squashes his skull? They sledge with the sledge when
Speaker 2: that's right. Yeah, and Randy says, I love your son
Speaker 2: and he's doing he's just dying in real life. Then
Speaker 2: all the characters come out of hiding. It's like we're free.
Speaker 2: He's dead, the witch is dead. And then but totally heroes,
Speaker 2: Uber poonage and now we can finally play the game.
Speaker 2: And then say they're playing the game and as their
Speaker 2: life going forward forever, forever and ever. But yeah, what
Speaker 2: a what a fantastic episode. This is great fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think if you play the game you obviously enjoy
Speaker 2: it's a lot more. And if you have no knowledge
Speaker 2: of Worldcraft, you probably don't. But you know what this
Speaker 2: episode isn't for you, that's true. But so many people
Speaker 2: were playing World of Warcraft.
Speaker 4: I think everyone knew what if not World of Warcraft
Speaker 4: was certainly what online and culture. Yeah, pgeezer, it's the
Speaker 4: only thing. The kids just supposedly into this thing. It's
Speaker 4: well done enough as an episode that you don't have
Speaker 4: to be conversing with that so just even a passing
Speaker 4: knowledge of what it is, but they take you into that.
Speaker 2: World of Warcraft just as well. Yeah, well done, Parker.
Speaker 2: And you know it's accurate when you can watch it
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty six and it still feels like, oh
Speaker 2: this is what it's like. Oh sure, yeah, but the
Speaker 2: whole that whole world hasn't changed. You know, it's more
Speaker 2: accepted now and it's more, as I said, normalized that
Speaker 2: people do this. But I don't think the way they behave,
Speaker 2: the way they talk, and like the way it consumes
Speaker 2: your life has differed all that much. Not a whole lot. No,
Speaker 2: But that is our review of Make Love Not Warcraft.
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