Speaker 1: Hey, listen, coming to Whole Podcast, Episode four seventy eight.
Speaker 1: I'm brand ome here Thryan and Ne're gonna hit the
Speaker 1: ditch with the rest of ether Drip. Now, are theve
Speaker 1: a fucking air?
Speaker 2: No? No, we're using that one. We're definitely using that
Speaker 2: one because that was actually really freaking funny.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, sure, okay, Hey Ryan, you're back for
Speaker 3: yet another whirlwind adventure.
Speaker 2: How you doing first time?
Speaker 1: Who? I'm out of breath from all the speed, the excitement.
Speaker 2: Definitely, all the left hand turns. Also, oh yes, just
Speaker 2: like re racing to answer your question? Good, What is
Speaker 2: going down?
Speaker 1: Whole bunch is going down? The quality of my intros
Speaker 1: have tanked nowhere to go with up debating, and it's
Speaker 1: still not as low as the quality of this set.
Speaker 1: And we are going to get into that right after.
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Speaker 2: All over the I wasn't here to pick up your
Speaker 2: fumble then lateral it back to you and say, Brown,
Speaker 2: do you have to do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you have to do this contractually. You're man.
Speaker 2: Oh awesome, Well no word, he day big. Thanks to
Speaker 2: producer Gary A for making me sick, as you might
Speaker 2: have heard in the cold intro from editor Joe. Thanks
Speaker 2: to him, thanks to the different Avenue Media Network Studio
Speaker 2: Studio Studio, you would see it on TV. If you
Speaker 2: were watching on YouTube, what you should be And of
Speaker 2: course Pile of Bones and Fusion Coco Holiday promo code
Speaker 2: is the one that I used to pick up my
Speaker 2: box of either drift. This is so weird.
Speaker 1: You're the one that bought the box.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, technically I cashed in store credit, which you
Speaker 2: can do store credit and promo code still works, so
Speaker 2: you actually don't even need to spend money. You could
Speaker 2: spend less store credit.
Speaker 1: Ooh. Both of those things are good to have because
Speaker 1: then you can buy more stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh, very much so. And man, truth be told. I
Speaker 2: mentioned it on the pre show a little bit yesterday.
Speaker 2: I I'm not sure. I'm super into playing with all
Speaker 2: the cards in the set. I think that Start Your
Speaker 2: Engines is gonna be awesome and limited. Sure, ask me
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna play any limited?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna play a limited?
Speaker 2: No? No, not unless face to face games makes me
Speaker 2: an upcoming face to face event that we're gonna talk about.
Speaker 2: But I am excited for vehicles. There are some Start
Speaker 2: Your Engine cards that I'm interested in, sure, and definitely
Speaker 2: some cards and showcase and special edition printings that I
Speaker 2: know I'm gonna totally get in my collector box. Oh
Speaker 2: for sure, you are from the set. Well, I bought
Speaker 2: the box. Of course it's gonna it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah fine, But once I have it in my hands,
Speaker 1: all bets are off.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking lots about it too. I've been I've
Speaker 1: been up in my production value for the BBO.
Speaker 2: Yes, I got a really good idea. We're gonna do
Speaker 2: it here too. Hey, so we are we can have,
Speaker 2: can't we? Because we got the top down Camra?
Speaker 1: Well we we can. But that. Well, No, I guess
Speaker 1: I can just record my intro an extra not here.
Speaker 2: You could always just drive your vehicle straight into the building,
Speaker 2: just smash right into it, like one of the cards
Speaker 2: we're going to talk about today, or spectacular.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I like that card. That's a good ass card.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure Gary's probably got insurance or something.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll he's laughing pretty hard, man.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'll actually one up you. I know
Speaker 2: that we have insurance on my wife's SUV and I
Speaker 2: fucking hate that thing, So I'll drive it, smash it
Speaker 2: into this building that we're in, light the whole place
Speaker 2: on fire, okay, and maybe I'll stay inside it now
Speaker 2: I'll burn to death. And then not only will you
Speaker 2: get the insurance money for the vehicle, right, the insurance
Speaker 2: money for the studio, right, but the life insurance money
Speaker 2: cash out to so Rebecca's mortgage will be paid for.
Speaker 2: And when they rebuild the studio. You know what's said,
Speaker 2: insurance money, right, they can memorialize and make it commemorative
Speaker 2: to me, now, Ryan Pineff, damn studio. You know that's
Speaker 2: pretty good idea.
Speaker 1: So, like, when do I benefit from this? Though? Like
Speaker 1: I feel like as your cocon spirit or as this
Speaker 1: would obviously be used as evidence now that we put
Speaker 1: it on the internet. How does Brando benefit in any
Speaker 1: way from this. I don't get to drive the car
Speaker 1: into a building. I don't get to blow anything up.
Speaker 1: I don't get any insurance money. It's like, where do
Speaker 1: I benefit here? I just get to keep all these
Speaker 1: shitty cards from ether Drift.
Speaker 2: That's where I was gonna That's what I was gonna
Speaker 2: actually say, is you'll have one sweet box opening video
Speaker 2: A and B. You can keep my totally awesome yellow
Speaker 2: foils and my serialized ether spark Yeah, and my crackles
Speaker 2: spackle jerk off foils we jerk yes.
Speaker 1: Correct, absolutely correct sir.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's how you benefit. Now. I have a
Speaker 2: few benefits and things that I would love to talk about.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love benefits and things loving to talk about.
Speaker 2: Yes, talk about thing benefit Yes, Okay, this is.
Speaker 1: A bad show.
Speaker 2: We suck last week's booster pack game. We didn't do
Speaker 2: it this week because we forgot because we were doing
Speaker 2: a little bit of a review on the last few legends.
Speaker 1: You were finishing up last week's episode.
Speaker 2: But last week's guess was Hashheton hasheton scaub fister man.
Speaker 1: That guy's so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 1: He's so fricking good.
Speaker 2: He's good. Everybody guessed him by the way.
Speaker 1: Of course they did. He's the best one lot.
Speaker 2: The person who guessed it and got picked out of
Speaker 2: the stinky hat is country troll op. If that's you
Speaker 2: get at us, you're the winner.
Speaker 1: Is it country troll op or country trollop?
Speaker 5: Yes, like a like a loose woman, right, because it's
Speaker 5: one of those like old Middle English in the world.
Speaker 1: Do you trollop? And I would be like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm just a prostitute. Mister sir, I would I'm just
Speaker 1: out here with bad teeth and no health insurance. Please
Speaker 1: don't hut me anymore with your words.
Speaker 2: I would offer you this joke, but you already made
Speaker 2: a better one than what mine is gonna be. I
Speaker 2: would say, but trollop is a is a uh a
Speaker 2: lady like that from the Middle Ages? Is a scallop
Speaker 2: than a mermaid version of that? Yes, scallop, scallop and drop.
Speaker 1: Or not to be confused with the mashed potatoes version,
Speaker 1: which is a dollup. Yes, no king shaming in the nation.
Speaker 1: If you like to turn your mashed potatoes volcano into
Speaker 1: some kind of fleshlight, which I don't know if i'd
Speaker 1: recommend that.
Speaker 2: Man, you know what, at at a kind of at
Speaker 2: a very granularly I need this to be smooth level.
Speaker 2: I think it would be quite coarse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, I really do.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, how did we get here again? We started
Speaker 2: talking about this kind of stuff in the pre show?
Speaker 1: Did we there? It is?
Speaker 2: Now? We know? Now we know no kink shaming in
Speaker 2: the Beastie Boys either.
Speaker 1: Good for them.
Speaker 2: Man, Well, if your country scalloped potatoes, then you can
Speaker 2: get after us. Commander Coco at gmail dot com name address.
Speaker 2: What you want, Cecio stick a pack, booster pack or
Speaker 2: token pack. Next item of business? Okay, big thanks to
Speaker 2: the Patreon supporters or patreon dot com slash CEO podcast.
Speaker 2: We just released an episode of CEO's Curb Side Pickup
Speaker 2: the online Hatron invite only gameplay. You'll see a picture
Speaker 2: of it behind us on TV. And I would also
Speaker 2: like to say that March eighth and ninth, me and
Speaker 2: maybe you, but me for sure, because I'm also doing
Speaker 2: a family weekend. Yeah, I'm going to be at face
Speaker 2: to Face Games Edmonton for their two day event. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm trying hard, but life circumstances are happening and I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if we'll be able to make it out.
Speaker 1: I have an offer of a ride yep. So now
Speaker 1: I'm looking for an offer of where to stay, and
Speaker 1: if we can make those things work out, then I
Speaker 1: will also be present at said event.
Speaker 2: This is what you do, CCO Nation. If you have
Speaker 2: a place that Brando can sleep, message him.
Speaker 1: I'm not very tall and I fit on a couch
Speaker 1: that time we stayed in Vancouver, I slept on that
Speaker 1: couch at my knees were hanging over there and remember that.
Speaker 1: Oh that was awful, But hey man, I did it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So it's gonna be tons of fun. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be there on Saturday doing the Face to Face
Speaker 2: Games thing. They're gonna be putting me to work. I
Speaker 2: don't know with what, but I'll be doing something. And
Speaker 2: then on Sunday I'm looking in the morning to play
Speaker 2: some games or get some cecio merch into the hands
Speaker 2: of people in the nation from around Alberta. That sounds dope,
Speaker 2: I think so too. And now on to either drift goddamn.
Speaker 1: Can't we just talk more about Patreon benefits and mashed
Speaker 1: potatoes with dis in them?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's one of the benefits, Like.
Speaker 1: Chunky gravy this you know what we learned about corpse
Speaker 1: flowers yesterday? You know what?
Speaker 2: No, no friget corpse flowers. I'm talking. I'm on chunky gravy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: In the Patreon discord, there is a food and drinks thread.
Speaker 2: You ever go there. I'm sure if you wanted to
Speaker 2: learn how to cook tacos like we were talking about,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you could go into there and say, hey, anybody,
Speaker 2: how do I put meat in a frying pan with
Speaker 2: some taco spice and then scoop it into a tortilla?
Speaker 2: And they would tell you, yeah, I don't know how
Speaker 2: to do that. Well, become a patron because anytime.
Speaker 1: I ever make it with the with the stuff like
Speaker 1: the dust, it always gets kind of hard and crackly.
Speaker 1: It's not like chunky and shit dust. Well, yeah, like
Speaker 1: chunky the dust, the stuff that comes out of the package,
Speaker 1: the salt, the shake, the seasoning, yes, seasoning dust. Am
Speaker 1: I the only person that speaks English up in this place?
Speaker 2: Yep? Come on, now, I want to speak about special.
Speaker 1: Guests, special guest s ohs, because you usually like these
Speaker 1: I do this, this particular run of them, I actually
Speaker 1: think are the quality is quite high quality.
Speaker 2: In terms of art and card choice.
Speaker 1: Yes, there are a couple duds there and and this,
Speaker 1: this bunch of cards is the wrong place to have
Speaker 1: a dud because do you know where these can appear?
Speaker 1: A box toppers as your box topper foil? Can you
Speaker 1: imagine if you buy your collector bundle, your collector box,
Speaker 1: your regular box, and every one of them comes with
Speaker 1: a box topper, Yes, and you crack it open and
Speaker 1: you get one gold bordered planes and a gold bordered
Speaker 1: Galvanic Blast. Because somebody is gonna have that pack. It's
Speaker 1: probably gonna be you. Somebody is gonna get that. And
Speaker 1: that sucks. That is that sucks. That's a feel bad
Speaker 1: that could have been very easily avoided.
Speaker 2: And you know what the thing about Galvanic Blast in particular,
Speaker 2: because it was gonna be the one that I said
Speaker 2: it was just a promo last year for Magic cons
Speaker 2: and at least on the Canadian tour it was. I
Speaker 2: assume that's everywhere. And also it's a sideboard card like
Speaker 2: in modern, it's like and sure not everything's for Commander.
Speaker 2: I get it Wall, but man Galvanic Blast, and I'll
Speaker 2: extend at the thought cast as well. Yeah, that's an
Speaker 2: uncommon that has been in Commander decks in the past. Now,
Speaker 2: Cavalier Dawn, we're a were of invention. That art on
Speaker 2: Bone My.
Speaker 1: Bone Miser is really cool. I think it's the first
Speaker 1: time you can get one in foil.
Speaker 2: The Lord of the Undead that's another really good one.
Speaker 2: Chander's Ignition and Pathbreaker ibex all Commander playables, nine Staples,
Speaker 2: Fantastic Car and Bone Miser and Lord of the Undead
Speaker 2: in particular zombies and do see play in nearly every
Speaker 2: zombie deck that includes Black, which is basically every zombie.
Speaker 1: De which is almost all of them.
Speaker 2: Yes, so, and Chander's Ignition. I actually love that art.
Speaker 2: The old art for Chander's Ignition is dark and you
Speaker 2: can't really see anything, and it doesn't really describe what
Speaker 2: it is unless you read the flavor text.
Speaker 1: Is just another kind of explosion in a cave, whereas this, like,
Speaker 1: it really shows something dynamic.
Speaker 2: Has I like that this is this is Chandra, but
Speaker 2: she's actually just blowing something up. Yeah, but she's obviously
Speaker 2: a planees walker already. So this is like a different
Speaker 2: point in the story where it's referencing. Like instead of
Speaker 2: her spark igniting, she's just blowing the shit out.
Speaker 1: Of something, she's lighting up a rag. She's lighting the
Speaker 1: rag in somebody's gas tank. Yes, don't do that. Also no, yeah,
Speaker 1: like when you're cleaning inside your gas tank with with
Speaker 1: your with your rag, don't like light it on fire.
Speaker 1: That's important.
Speaker 2: Yes, shout out to Sovereign Console Flagship.
Speaker 1: I love that picture so much. It's like a frogfish
Speaker 1: blimp with little gravvy arms and like a comb hanging
Speaker 1: off of it. I love that. I want one of those.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and get one of those.
Speaker 2: This one is cool. I hope I open it because
Speaker 2: I actually play this card. And this card is interesting
Speaker 2: because they actually miscredited the artist on the card versus
Speaker 2: who actually did the art. Oh yeah, so it's it's
Speaker 2: a little bit different. Like on Magic Online and Magic
Speaker 2: Arena and shit, where this card's gonna be you'll have
Speaker 2: the correct artist name because they can just change it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but this one actually has the wrong person. Oh and
Speaker 2: I think that you get the correct person to sign
Speaker 2: the card like over the artists credit just real small,
Speaker 2: or just get them to sign it like.
Speaker 1: Or color it in with a black sharpie.
Speaker 2: Something like that. Yeah, you do something like that. So
Speaker 2: those are the special guests. I like those.
Speaker 1: I like them too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fun fact about console Flagship the only vehicle from the
Speaker 1: set that I'm gonna play oh in Bellow because all
Speaker 1: the rest of them suck.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a reprint, I know. Oh okay, I know.
Speaker 1: And Chrome Max also is nice to see back. I
Speaker 1: know that these aren't going to be like super inexpensive
Speaker 1: or they're going to bring down the cost of one
Speaker 1: of the mocks in, but it's cool that it at
Speaker 1: least got a reprint, even if it's a nominal one.
Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah. I like reprints on expensive cards whenever
Speaker 2: you can get them. I don't care if they don't
Speaker 2: bring the price down. I like that when they do
Speaker 2: something like this Chrome Max. It's like, oh, this one's
Speaker 2: expensive too. Yeah, And not because I like when cards
Speaker 2: are expensive, but because it doesn't take anything away from anybody, Right.
Speaker 1: All that's gonna do is benefit anybody that opens one.
Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna open that Chromemox and go what a fuck
Speaker 1: nobody correct, and that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: And people who have play sets are chromemox. Great for you.
Speaker 2: Your current set of chrome boxes aren't going down. People
Speaker 2: who can't afford them and who want the price to
Speaker 2: go down, pick a different deck, like I don't know,
Speaker 2: or play in a tournament that allows proxies. I know
Speaker 2: that's kind of a shitty take, and people don't like
Speaker 2: that take. They should put that at common and put
Speaker 2: it in fucking basic landslots. Well yeah they I don't know,
Speaker 2: Maybe they shouldn't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hate that cards are expensive too, and I think
Speaker 1: that they should all be worth a quarter, but they're not,
Speaker 1: and that sucks.
Speaker 2: But here we are. If they were all worth a quarter,
Speaker 2: everybody would buy every single one, or as much as
Speaker 2: they could for a quarter and try and sell them
Speaker 2: for a dollar and inflate the price because anybody who
Speaker 2: wants them for a quarter wouldn't be able to find
Speaker 2: them and would be willing to pay a dollar or
Speaker 2: two or ten or eighty three hundred, And here.
Speaker 1: We fucking are again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay. The next thing that I have, and
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk a bunch about this, but
Speaker 2: is the ether Drift Commander cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two decks this time two decks.
Speaker 2: Upon closer inspection, I think that both decks are good.
Speaker 1: Yes, one of them is markedly better than the other
Speaker 1: and has more outside of its pre constructed nature room
Speaker 1: to grow. There we go, there's gonna be you get
Speaker 1: the Zombie one, You're gonna get a lot more cards.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be able to put somewhere else than the
Speaker 1: Energy one. And I think that's probably why when you
Speaker 1: go to your local game store or fusion and you're looking,
Speaker 1: the odds are you're gonna have a harder time finding
Speaker 1: the Zombie one because that's the one.
Speaker 2: YEA gonna want. The Zombie one. I think out of
Speaker 2: the box is probably gonna be more powerful. The Energy
Speaker 2: one gives you access to more colors and it does
Speaker 2: allow you to do the energy thing. And what I
Speaker 2: want to talk about is is the new cards that
Speaker 2: we see that do energy stuff do it at a
Speaker 2: clip that's more I guess appropriate for like the elevation
Speaker 2: or the altitude that Commander is played at. Right like
Speaker 2: the old ones where it's like this etb's it's red card.
Speaker 2: This ETBs you get two energy and that's great for
Speaker 2: limited when you can pay four energy and draw a
Speaker 2: card that's fantastic, But like this Pima trail Plazer, Like,
Speaker 2: holy fuck, this guy is a five to five that
Speaker 2: Rishkar expertises, right, so it's a three drop with trample
Speaker 2: three three. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Speaker 2: you get that many energies.
Speaker 1: Pretty good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he already is an energy kind of machine
Speaker 2: or engine, but you can exhaust them. Pay six, put
Speaker 2: two plus ones, then draw cards equal to the greatest
Speaker 2: power among creatures you control.
Speaker 1: Pretty good.
Speaker 2: If it's just him, you drop five, right, and you're
Speaker 2: playing green but also blue. So if you could blink
Speaker 2: this guy and exhaust him again and again and again
Speaker 2: and again, because I don't know, you're also playing red,
Speaker 2: you could give him haste in some way to attack
Speaker 2: or tap them or do whatever you gotta do with them.
Speaker 1: YEP.
Speaker 2: Cards like this and cards like Rampaging ether Hood. Don't
Speaker 2: google that, No, I shan't illustrated by Ron Spencer. YEP.
Speaker 2: Trample ward two four four for five already good. At
Speaker 2: the beginning of your upkeep, you get an amount of
Speaker 2: energy equal to this creature's power. Then you can pay
Speaker 2: one or more energies if you do put that many
Speaker 2: plus ones on them, so it's like energy plus ones,
Speaker 2: energy plus ones and you can kind of just step
Speaker 2: those up. And or maybe you've heard of this card
Speaker 2: doubling season.
Speaker 1: I hear that's not a bad card.
Speaker 2: This card is fantastic with doubling season. So that's cool stuff.
Speaker 1: Let's step in it for a second, Ryn, Let's just
Speaker 1: let's just jump in with both feet. Sure, because social
Speaker 1: media is a cesspool. Have we heard any rage from
Speaker 1: nerds about Nissa being black? Now?
Speaker 2: She's black?
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, she's not? Or she just in the shadows.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I was actually gonna congratulate the
Speaker 1: magic community as a whole because she's not. She's a
Speaker 1: dark skinned lady now and nobody got mad.
Speaker 2: No, I think she's still white because Chandra is from
Speaker 2: uh what's what's this plane called? Now? I don't know. Oh, man,
Speaker 2: we suck so bad. They race swap Chandra and then
Speaker 2: they they sexuality swap both of them, and they made
Speaker 2: her decide that she's straight, and then they were nagged
Speaker 2: on that, like can't we just freaking decide now if
Speaker 2: we're watsie? Like, I don't know, Pick one and then
Speaker 2: stick to it and make a story around it and
Speaker 2: make sure it includes fucking everybody like I don't know,
Speaker 2: that's how I feel. Yeah, but if you're gonna race,
Speaker 2: swap a character like, don't and then just make a
Speaker 2: new character that people actually give a shit about, not
Speaker 2: some Gatewatch character that we've been recycling and freaking swapping
Speaker 2: for the last ten years. I don't know. That's why
Speaker 2: I feel about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's also a good card. We should also comment
Speaker 1: that is also a cool card.
Speaker 2: Landfall Get to Energy. We talked about it last week
Speaker 2: and you were like, oh fuck, it's pulls.
Speaker 1: Landfall is a green card. It's not an energy card.
Speaker 1: It's a lands card.
Speaker 2: Is I think it's an energy card.
Speaker 1: I think it's a lance card. And they don't need
Speaker 1: to place it for free? No car okay, card though?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: One more etheric amplifier? Sure, three D three drop add
Speaker 2: any color to your manipool. Sure, that's already fine. Three.
Speaker 2: We're expecting some interesting reason to play this now, right? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay you can go four tap, choose one activate only
Speaker 2: as a sorcery. Okay, double the number of each kind
Speaker 2: of counter on target permanent.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I heard that's good. Or double the number of each
Speaker 2: kind of counter I have that's energy or poison if
Speaker 2: I want to live dangerously.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be funny if somebody like responded to the
Speaker 1: activation to poison you, and you're like, ah, fuck, double
Speaker 1: your poison and die.
Speaker 2: Twenty five to fifty energy to activate the fifty energy
Speaker 2: card ether flux conto.
Speaker 1: It right, But they're like, uh, actually.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you five get wrecked. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that would be so funny.
Speaker 1: That would be very funny. I like that lot. Of course,
Speaker 1: that also doubles things like experience counters.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's good.
Speaker 1: Oh, I should put that into my that rebel.
Speaker 2: Phoenix, all three sons glory, that's the one.
Speaker 1: I should put that in there because it make manna,
Speaker 1: which good, and also make counter which good.
Speaker 2: He counter equal to experience. Yes, that's good.
Speaker 1: That's that's a good. I like that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's I told you that card's good and it's
Speaker 2: an energy card.
Speaker 1: I have to get one of those.
Speaker 2: I get the pre gun, won't Okay? I got one more?
Speaker 1: One more?
Speaker 2: Okay? I said, I'm gonna talk about very many cards,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna talk about this one. Okay, okay, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna leave ether flux conto it because it
Speaker 2: says pay fifty on it. Yeah, you probably lose interest, though.
Speaker 2: We can do that because remember the energy cards are
Speaker 2: at the commander altitude. Now right, we're not talking about
Speaker 2: that card. I'm gonna talk about a little card that's
Speaker 2: gonna save me from needing a dark misprinted Griffin Canyon.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and that's in a cursed dune yard. I
Speaker 2: wish this was a desert. It's in Amancat.
Speaker 1: It's also got a desert in the picture.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it makes me the opposite of a dry
Speaker 2: desert when I read it, because it says tap add
Speaker 2: a colorless or two tap renegade, renegade, regenerate, target, shade, skeleton, specter, Spirit, vampire,
Speaker 2: wraith or zombie. I think this card is good because
Speaker 2: of that last creature type, zombie, the most relevant creature
Speaker 2: type on there. But you'll remember that our friend or
Speaker 2: var the all form, is all of those creature types, correct,
Speaker 2: in addition to being a griffin. Yes, he is also
Speaker 2: all of those other things.
Speaker 1: We both know that that's not going to replace Griffin
Speaker 1: Canyon in that deck. We both know that, and that's
Speaker 1: why it's fun.
Speaker 2: Can I get this one in foil No, I can
Speaker 2: get it in widescreen. Note in my collector packs that
Speaker 2: you're gonna open.
Speaker 1: You can. That is a hypothetical possibility. Although the lands
Speaker 1: don't show up very often.
Speaker 2: I bet y'all get it.
Speaker 1: You could chose a non zero possibility that it could
Speaker 1: show up.
Speaker 2: I bet y'all get it, because you've got my best
Speaker 2: interests in mind.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, there's so many people laughing right now. They're like, ah,
Speaker 1: Brando is Ryan's best interest in mine? That's a lie.
Speaker 1: That's not a lie.
Speaker 2: I usually do as long as it's not opening magic packs.
Speaker 1: As long as it makes me laugh, I will do
Speaker 1: whatever is best for Ryan. As long as it's funny.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah. Okay, what
Speaker 2: about from the regular set? Do you have any cards?
Speaker 1: This set is terrible?
Speaker 2: Oh for me? Well, that's the show.
Speaker 1: See yeah, I think it was so hit our theme song,
Speaker 1: So that has sucked. There's not a whole lot here
Speaker 1: for me. But as in any set that has three hundred,
Speaker 1: four hundred of anything is obviously gonna be something good.
Speaker 2: Yes, at least one thing at least.
Speaker 1: One thing, and there's a few here that I really liked.
Speaker 1: I like the The first one that's probably gonna pop
Speaker 1: up in the order of alphabetical bite color is probably
Speaker 1: like what is like twenty five car pile up or whatever?
Speaker 1: It is, spectacular pile Pilot.
Speaker 2: This is what I think if you choose to focus on,
Speaker 2: you'll be able to find you in particular. Okay, is funny, interesting, quirky,
Speaker 2: or flavorful tropes within the racing cartoon genre.
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw wacky races exactly.
Speaker 2: Watch this is a spectacular pilot.
Speaker 1: Yes it is.
Speaker 2: It's funny card.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a sorcery for White White three. All creatures
Speaker 1: and vehicles lose indestructible until end of turn. Then destroy
Speaker 1: all creatures and vehicles.
Speaker 2: Also cycling two.
Speaker 1: Also cycles for two. But we're gonna just play it
Speaker 1: for five and kill everything as a wrath that gets
Speaker 1: around a lot of the counterplays to wraths, which I
Speaker 1: think are becoming way more prevalent. And I'm gonna argue
Speaker 1: too easy because almost every deck can just not give
Speaker 1: a shit about wraths anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to exile, you go to excel it.
Speaker 2: You got to turn it into a elk or a
Speaker 2: zero one bug or whatever, like, you got to do
Speaker 2: something that actually matters instead of just casting old school
Speaker 2: terror or terminate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2: Like, oh yeah, now, actually actually indestructible doesn't matter. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that as well.
Speaker 2: I like that if there's no creatures on the field
Speaker 2: and I top deck this on turn nineteen, I can
Speaker 2: cycle it. Yep. I like that. It's very highly colored
Speaker 2: as to represent all of the different racing factions in
Speaker 2: the story.
Speaker 1: There's ten of them.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, this one at least gives me, like the
Speaker 2: different colors of magic all represented in explosion form.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I do. That is one thing I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give here. Like And also, so many people are down like,
Speaker 1: oh I don't like Warhammer because there's guns and bombs
Speaker 1: in Magic. Well, this set is the probably the least
Speaker 1: magic look at magic set we've seen quite a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This has got.
Speaker 1: Cars, it's got guns, it's got cannons.
Speaker 2: It's got explosions, guys from Mad Max in it, it's
Speaker 2: got goofy. Yeah, shit like an unset. If you hate
Speaker 2: that like me, which is weirdly ironic that I.
Speaker 1: Like the set, right Yeah, maybe if onsets were not
Speaker 1: on sts, you'd like them, because here's one and you
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, it's almost like they should freaking do that. Okay.
Speaker 2: Valor's flagship is my white flagship cards suit I did there, Yes,
Speaker 2: seven to seven for seven legendary artifact vehicle. We haven't
Speaker 2: talked about it yet because it's not actually a creature.
Speaker 2: You can't use it as your commander flying first strike
Speaker 2: lifelink true three for seven seven. Wow, pretty good. This
Speaker 2: thing comes over. It's like ball And when you cycle
Speaker 2: this card create x one to one colorless pilot creature
Speaker 2: tokens that can pilot as if they were two or
Speaker 2: greater because you can cycle it for white two x.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like decree of justice. Sure, it's
Speaker 2: like one big guy or a bunch of little guys.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I actually like this because my vehicle deck needs some
Speaker 2: way to go over the top, as demonstrated in our
Speaker 2: last game the other day. But also if there was
Speaker 2: just a Wratha God and I've got like six vehicles,
Speaker 2: I can go, hmm, I'm gonna cycle this and make
Speaker 2: like four guys and they're all gonna crew my vehicles. Yes,
Speaker 2: this card serves both purposes. It make guy and it
Speaker 2: attacked big like that. Yep, it's a good card.
Speaker 1: Yes, solid one, although cost seven which kind of is sucky.
Speaker 1: And three hard white.
Speaker 2: That's a little bit tricky for my four colored deck
Speaker 2: that hasn't no fetch lens or trilands. All right, well,
Speaker 2: Blue Blue, you got any blues?
Speaker 1: I feel like there might be some Blue cards, but
Speaker 1: I can't think of any of them off the top
Speaker 1: of my head.
Speaker 2: If I'm honest, I got blue card that I've been
Speaker 2: waiting for and waiting for and waiting for for years,
Speaker 2: and now that it's here, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play it.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: It's transit mage. This is a two to two for
Speaker 2: blue two human wizard. When it enters, you search your
Speaker 2: library for an artifact with man of value four or five,
Speaker 2: reveal it put it into your hands.
Speaker 1: So it's another treasure, trinket, treasure made trophy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's trinket, trophy, treasure, transit transit mage. Sure this
Speaker 2: one for blue and Anamar finds ancestral statue And I'm
Speaker 2: torn between this that immediately goes and finds ancestral statue
Speaker 2: for Blue and continues to cost reduce the rest of
Speaker 2: my stuff and potentially wins me the game or finale
Speaker 2: of devastation a card that I'm waiting to put in
Speaker 2: the deck till it's painted, which I have to go
Speaker 2: green green x equals four, so six total to find
Speaker 2: the same card. If that's the only equation that I
Speaker 2: have to solve for, this is better. Yes, but a
Speaker 2: what if I already have the CSIL statue in my
Speaker 2: hand and I need to go and find something else,
Speaker 2: then Finale Devastation is better. What if I have a
Speaker 2: guy is Cradle and I can tap it for twelve
Speaker 2: and I can give all my guys plus twelve plus
Speaker 2: twelve with Finale Devastation and I can win through attacking,
Speaker 2: like if I'm getting stacked out and can't tap and
Speaker 2: untap or bounce things. Yes, right, so this becomes not
Speaker 2: as good and I don't really have space to do both.
Speaker 2: I like this one because it's like a puzzle. What
Speaker 2: do I want out of this thing now that I
Speaker 2: have it?
Speaker 1: I feel like this one might actually get like the
Speaker 1: lack of options it gives you might kind of disqualify
Speaker 1: it based on the example you've just given me.
Speaker 2: Yes, though the option that it does give me is
Speaker 2: exactly the option that I thought I wanted it for. Right.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes you get what you want.
Speaker 2: Yes, not what you want yes, like a dog chasing
Speaker 2: his tail and he bites it and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: what the hell's going on?
Speaker 1: Sometimes? What is that song? You don't get what you want,
Speaker 1: but you get what you need. Is that how that works?
Speaker 2: I think that's the oracle from the matrix. She tells
Speaker 2: you exactly what you needed to hear. We don't make
Speaker 2: rolling stones references. On the CCO podcast producer Gary, they
Speaker 2: suck same.
Speaker 1: Are you excited for River Churn Monument?
Speaker 2: River Churn Monument? Any number of target player each mil
Speaker 2: two card? Yes for one and tap and then also
Speaker 2: it's an artifact. Too bad, it's not a it's an
Speaker 2: artifact blue blue two any number of target player each
Speaker 2: mail equal to number of cards in their graveyard. I
Speaker 2: hate that that's a rare. It should be an uncommon.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I like that it's got water wheels and is a
Speaker 2: giant frog fountain.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why I like it, because it's got a
Speaker 1: frog on it.
Speaker 2: M I would probably put that in a deck if
Speaker 2: my brew back deck was not my c's EDH deck. Now.
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, I'm.
Speaker 2: Avoiding talking about the vehicles because we'll be here all day.
Speaker 1: I wasn't looking for a vehicle. But have you seen
Speaker 1: repurposing Bay. I'm sure everybody out there is seeing repurposing Bay.
Speaker 1: It's what is that? That's berthing pod but artifacts Yep,
Speaker 1: so that's we should acknowledge that because it exists.
Speaker 2: The lay that card, it's good.
Speaker 1: The last blue card I want to mention is the
Speaker 1: Clone from the set, because I want to mention the
Speaker 1: clones in the set.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: This one costs Clone, which is blue three. It has flash,
Speaker 1: which is better than Clone.
Speaker 2: It's stunt double at this point, which is better Clone
Speaker 2: since like ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Yes, this one worse Stunt Double. However, because it only
Speaker 1: enters the battlefield as a copy of an artifactor creature
Speaker 1: that we control.
Speaker 2: You do get the benefit to cyclist.
Speaker 1: Yes, it does also have cycling, So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go out of my way to find
Speaker 1: one of these, but it is cool that there's another
Speaker 1: Clone that's better than Clone.
Speaker 2: I think that you play this one, actually you think, yeah,
Speaker 2: Flash is good. You play it alongside Stunt double h
Speaker 2: And if you get wrafthed and your HELLBENTD and you
Speaker 2: top deck this one, you can still turn it into
Speaker 2: another card, which makes it better or gives it more utility.
Speaker 2: I guess this card's good. And how often have you
Speaker 2: said in your clone deck? Oh, I don't have anything
Speaker 2: of my own that I want to clone. You just
Speaker 2: cast a different clone first and then clone that fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is yes, this clone is good.
Speaker 1: That is what I do.
Speaker 2: I'm nothing is bad.
Speaker 1: But it's not the best one that we've seen. There
Speaker 1: have been shift there have been better ones come out.
Speaker 1: I like the new art on blood Gas. You don't know,
Speaker 1: but butt gasp deserved new art. And I really like
Speaker 1: this one. He is like a dog demon monster thing.
Speaker 2: What's going on? He kind of looks like the violator
Speaker 2: from Spawn.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does, Actually he kind of does.
Speaker 2: Man, we'd nerds.
Speaker 1: No, I like that one. That's a good one. Do
Speaker 1: you like the new uh Dreadhord, Butcher Slash, Flashbag, Marauder,
Speaker 1: the Enchantment?
Speaker 2: Do we need more of those?
Speaker 1: Well? I don't know. This is kind of a new
Speaker 1: one because it's an enchantment for black. One comes in
Speaker 1: each opponent sacks a dude. If they can't sack a dude,
Speaker 1: they discard a card that's not terrible, and I think
Speaker 1: it does something else too, like you can sack it
Speaker 1: to do a thing that's kind of neat. That's kind
Speaker 1: of a cool card. It's a new new space.
Speaker 2: I like in zombie decks. I like curse cloth rappings,
Speaker 2: you know that. I like zombie cards. This Samono black
Speaker 2: Zombie card. That's my preferred way to play zombie and zombies.
Speaker 2: You control get plus one plus one black black two
Speaker 2: artifact and you can go tap target creature card in
Speaker 2: your graveyard gains embalm until end to turn the embalm
Speaker 2: costs equal to its manacost And what that means is
Speaker 2: you exile that card from your your graveyard and you
Speaker 2: get a white four to four copy of that token. Right.
Speaker 1: Uh no, that's eternalize. Oh isn't it that right? Eternalizes
Speaker 1: the four to four embalm. You get the creature the creature,
Speaker 1: but it's a white version of the creature and one one.
Speaker 1: It's a one one.
Speaker 2: It's when it dies you exile it. Yes, yes, so
Speaker 2: this gives me like double playability out of my zombies yep,
Speaker 2: which is cool zombie decks are going to mill each
Speaker 2: other or themselves, and I kind of just and you've
Speaker 2: seen me do it, just willing rely just dump, yes,
Speaker 2: just wholesale zombie carcass into my graveyard.
Speaker 1: How did you get the last time? What happened?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: Do you remember what happened?
Speaker 2: I'll make a quick correction the last two times I've
Speaker 2: done it.
Speaker 1: But there's one specific one that you should probably tell
Speaker 1: everybody what happened?
Speaker 2: Just tell us. I'll do a quick aside because we're
Speaker 2: already on black. The first time, I really big brained
Speaker 2: and really made some smart plays, sacrificing guys after I
Speaker 2: activated abilities Frexian Tower, Song of the Damned and a
Speaker 2: cost reducer, did the math cast my commander Balthrow, the
Speaker 2: defiled Black Black Black, sacrificed him or exiled him to
Speaker 2: get all my guys back to put me out a
Speaker 2: range of perfos, and the next turn win the game
Speaker 2: because I also exploited with Sidisi all in one turn. Man,
Speaker 2: it was really freaking I had a grave crawler in
Speaker 2: my hand, Sidy seed for a Frexian Altars combo next
Speaker 2: turn and win. Oh shit, and Buddy goes, how many
Speaker 2: cards hit your graveyard this turn? And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: that doesn't matter till the end of turn, because there
Speaker 2: was that curse on me that however many hit my
Speaker 2: graveyard this turn, I mill that much at the end
Speaker 2: of my turn. Okay, yeah, so my guys doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: He goes, no, it matters now and I go three.
Speaker 2: He goes, Okay, in response to everybody bringing all their
Speaker 2: stuff back, I'm gonna ravenous trap you ooh? And I go,
Speaker 2: what you mean the black sideboard card that went in
Speaker 2: Naya Zudex in two thousand and nine before you were
Speaker 2: even born, That ravenous trap. He goes, I guess so yeah,
Speaker 2: And I go, well, you got me go then, and
Speaker 2: then he goes, oh no, no, we gotta resolve and bring
Speaker 2: all our guys back. This guy nothing, This guy nothing,
Speaker 2: perfo Sky. Everybody take twenty like.
Speaker 1: Red.
Speaker 2: That's so good, and instead of me being at thirty,
Speaker 2: I go to ten. Yep, this guy does nothing. This
Speaker 2: guy does nothing except for gloat about his ravenue trap.
Speaker 2: And then this guy Perfos he goes, tack you for
Speaker 2: ten with my guys, I'm like, okay, fuck. Instead of
Speaker 2: winning I lose and then the very next game because
Speaker 2: that took all of ten minutes to happen, that's all.
Speaker 2: It was a big brain play man. I was like
Speaker 2: turn four and I was dead. Anyways, I go to
Speaker 2: do something similar again and five color Mono White Angel.
Speaker 2: Aaron gots that manner rock that you can sacrifice it
Speaker 2: to exile a graveyard, and I've got mesmeric orb and
Speaker 2: the monolith that lets you tap it untap it infinitely
Speaker 2: for three so I can mail my whole library. And
Speaker 2: I know this, and you guys might know this. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter because I can't do it because he'll just
Speaker 2: tap his shit next all my stuff.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: So I'm waiting and waiting and I'm getting beat down
Speaker 2: by Uncle Brando, and I'm like, I'm gonna show these fucks.
Speaker 2: As soon as that artifacts tapped, boom, he taps. It
Speaker 2: comes back to.
Speaker 1: Me, whoa fil myself.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave five cards left in my library and
Speaker 2: I go to reanimate everything because I had that same
Speaker 2: song of the damn from you know, the last game
Speaker 2: I got blown out. I had a song of the
Speaker 2: Damned Hand and I'm like, I'm gonna add twenty six
Speaker 2: bring everybody back, and Brando goes, Actually in response, he
Speaker 2: calls Ben over, Ben, check this out, time stop I
Speaker 2: got and Ben and Ben goes, oh, man, it's actually
Speaker 2: a year to the day since sidewalk Slam when you
Speaker 2: did that.
Speaker 1: Fuck me, it's.
Speaker 2: The anniversary of getting time stopped. So what do I
Speaker 2: do celebrate with getting time stopped?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: Man? Did I get bad beats yesterday?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was not good. You're playing shroom shroom Stamp, shroom stamp,
Speaker 1: and you tried to play doubling season against my Apatra
Speaker 1: deck and all I did was make my deck better.
Speaker 1: Just fuck, I suck. You just couldn't get a break.
Speaker 2: I couldn't get a break, man. Oh playing vehicles, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get in with my flying vehicles. Totally didn't
Speaker 2: attack his frickin' planes walker that I thought ultimated at nine, No,
Speaker 2: and it's at six turns around minus six.
Speaker 1: I win, man that we had a good time last night.
Speaker 2: We had a gay old time.
Speaker 1: That was a hell of a hell of a night.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you there any other red black cards.
Speaker 2: Let's get onto No, let's get onto red screw it.
Speaker 1: There are some I like that.
Speaker 2: Everything in the red color portion of this set looks
Speaker 2: like it's moving.
Speaker 1: Fast because it is because goblins are fast.
Speaker 2: Oh. I thought you're gonna say because it isn't because
Speaker 2: of speed is slow. Damn it, I missed that, all right?
Speaker 1: That hell with it. I do want to talk about
Speaker 1: the Is this the only I guess there's two technically
Speaker 1: plans walkers. Hey, sure, Chondra spark Hunter. I legitimately like
Speaker 1: this card. I'm gonna play it in the deck that
Speaker 1: I played on the next episode of Sidewalk slam Agness
Speaker 1: the Haste have her.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't give any spoilers away, though, Just read
Speaker 2: the card.
Speaker 1: Chondra spark Hunter is a four loyalty plans walker for
Speaker 1: Red three. At the beginning of combat, on your turn,
Speaker 1: choos up to one vehicle you control to lend to turn.
Speaker 1: It becomes an artifact creature and gains haste. Pretty cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: plus two you can sacrifice an artifact or discard a
Speaker 1: card if you do draw a card. Pretty good.
Speaker 2: I actually do like that.
Speaker 1: For zero, you can make the tokens. That's your boys.
Speaker 1: That's me and Ryan called create a three to two
Speaker 1: colorless vehicle artifact token with crew one and for minus
Speaker 1: seven we get an emblem with Whenever an artifact we
Speaker 1: control enters the battlefield, you get the lightning bolt something.
Speaker 2: Yeah is that good?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You think that's good. Yes, that turns mere Battlesphere into
Speaker 2: whenever an artifact you control enters.
Speaker 1: It turns swing with six guys with haste makes six treasures,
Speaker 1: nuke your whole team take six.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, Mere Battlesphere actually turns into
Speaker 2: fifteen damage.
Speaker 1: That's also not too bad.
Speaker 2: But you got to do some work, right, you got
Speaker 2: a plus two? Oh, you gotta do some work by
Speaker 2: drawing cards. Yeah, but like that's gonna take three or
Speaker 2: four turns.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, well it's a plus two.
Speaker 2: And oh if you got you've heard of the card
Speaker 2: doubling season. Yep.
Speaker 1: At Chandra spark Hunter faster.
Speaker 2: Than speed while look at her, she's doing the Akira
Speaker 2: bike posts.
Speaker 1: Man, that bugs me. I do really like the we'll
Speaker 1: get to it later, but the full art anime version
Speaker 1: of that is really really cool.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hey, we got to talk about some of
Speaker 2: that stuff.
Speaker 1: The Hasty Goblin I wanted to mention all, Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is I can never remember the damn name. But it
Speaker 1: gives your creatures haste. It has start your engines at
Speaker 1: max speed. You can tap it and you get a
Speaker 1: red for each goblin you control.
Speaker 2: That is a fucking unreal card. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: I like and big surprise. A card called Push the
Speaker 2: Limit Okay, yes, the long way. It's a seven drop.
Speaker 2: It returns all mounts and vehicle cards from your grave
Speaker 2: end to the battlefield and then you sacrifice them at
Speaker 2: the beginning of the next end step, so you get
Speaker 2: them back for one turn.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna like that.
Speaker 2: But also vehicles you control become creatures until end to
Speaker 2: turn and they gain haste. Yes, so anything that auto
Speaker 2: cruise is good, even if an auto crew is one thing.
Speaker 2: This auto cruise everything and is a graveyard geitter Backer.
Speaker 2: I already play an an artifact graveyard geitter Backer in
Speaker 2: my vehicle deck four seven. This does that plus auto cruise,
Speaker 2: so auto include huh yeah in my in my vehicle deck.
Speaker 2: Super cool.
Speaker 1: And it's an uncommon So you're not gonna open one
Speaker 1: of those for sure?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Yes, will never see that card ever.
Speaker 2: Correct. There's a card called road Rage. That's all I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say about that. It's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Green Green, we missed a stupid card.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that one either.
Speaker 2: Moving on, look at a stupid card? I hate it.
Speaker 1: Dude, District mascot Actually I have a little bit of
Speaker 1: an actual issue with because it's a mount but it's
Speaker 1: also a But is it a fucking Pomerani? Ride a Corgi?
Speaker 1: Ask Chris von Doom he had a corky. You're not
Speaker 1: big enough to ride.
Speaker 2: You know what's really weird is if you're kneeling, you
Speaker 2: could straddle that Corgi on your knees and then it
Speaker 2: looks really weird and you could like walk around on
Speaker 2: your knees. I'm getting lots of weird looks in the studio.
Speaker 2: You can walk around on your knees and it would
Speaker 2: look like you're riding it, but you're not, and it's
Speaker 2: just weird.
Speaker 1: That's a weird thing. And you don't ride your mascot
Speaker 1: or your dog. Can you imagine if somebody tried to
Speaker 1: jump on Gritty's back guys getting beat up, pull the
Speaker 1: shive that he hides in his boots and it would
Speaker 1: spill blood. Man, I want to talk about ooze Patrol
Speaker 1: for a second. These are the These are two cards
Speaker 1: that I actually like.
Speaker 2: There's there's ooses, isn't there there's.
Speaker 1: There's there's two ooze cards, yes, that I want to
Speaker 1: talk about. There's only two oozes in the set, and
Speaker 1: one of them isn't the card that we're gonna talk about.
Speaker 1: Ooze Patrol. I like strictly because of the flavor text.
Speaker 1: I think it's actually remarkably not very good card. But
Speaker 1: it says, as it digested the demonic Roadster, it too
Speaker 1: learned the thrill of speed, right, and then it's like
Speaker 1: morphed into the shape of a car and the wheels
Speaker 1: are little hands. They're slapping real asked, I just I
Speaker 1: really like that? And then the actual card that I'm
Speaker 1: I'm legitimately excited to play this, but I'm not sure
Speaker 1: where yet. March of the World. Ooze is an enchantment
Speaker 1: for Green and Green three creatures we control are oozes
Speaker 1: in addition to their other types, and are six sixes,
Speaker 1: And whenever a player casts a spell on not their turn,
Speaker 1: I get an elephant. I have no idea why.
Speaker 2: It does that. That's actually an ooz, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a six to six ooze. But why isn't
Speaker 1: it just an ooze? Why? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Maybe in testing they were like, well, this is an
Speaker 2: enchantment that needs to get removed, and when it gets removed,
Speaker 2: your stuff becomes like regular again.
Speaker 1: Right, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it was too good with all it. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it made six six oozes, like
Speaker 1: it just made a six six oohs one one ooz. Yep, right,
Speaker 1: that'd be cool.
Speaker 2: I'm not a school of six, that's true.
Speaker 1: But the odds of you ever getting one of those
Speaker 1: I used to play was a time of need, not
Speaker 1: time of me. It's an old enchantment for green one,
Speaker 1: and whenever your opponent casts a spell on your turn,
Speaker 1: you get a four to four. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: ever made a four to four with that card.
Speaker 2: No, because people just just there's just two other players
Speaker 2: turns that they could do stuff on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, So you just get Should we talk
Speaker 1: about the eighth Spark? Should we?
Speaker 2: No, everybody's talking about the Should we talk about cards
Speaker 2: that we like that we want to play?
Speaker 1: Market Backwalker?
Speaker 2: You like this one?
Speaker 1: I do? I actually do. I'm in the process right
Speaker 1: now of building a plus one plus one counter colorless
Speaker 1: creature focused deck.
Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds like a nightmare to play.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping it won't be. I'm hoping it'll be really
Speaker 1: easy and not super fiddly. You're playing Marqui Backwalker, but
Speaker 1: I would like to do market Backwalker.
Speaker 2: About hany Sackwalker.
Speaker 1: I have that one as well, good because I own
Speaker 1: one market Backwalker's an x x zero zero comes into
Speaker 1: play with x plus one plus one counters on it.
Speaker 1: You can tap forward to put an additional counter on it.
Speaker 1: When it eats shit, you draw card for each counter
Speaker 1: on it. It's a good card. I like that one, dude.
Speaker 2: Monument of Endurance. Okay, you ever heard of this card?
Speaker 2: Whenever you discard a card, choose one that hasn't been
Speaker 2: chosen this turn. Okay, whenever you discard a card, you
Speaker 2: can draw card. Okay, whenever you discard a card, you
Speaker 2: create a treasure token. Yeah, whenever you discard a card,
Speaker 2: each opponent loses three life.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: This card slaps.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Man. This If you loot even once a turn, you
Speaker 2: can pick draw card and draw card, draw card and
Speaker 2: create a treasure token draw card and each pont loses
Speaker 2: three life just from tapping a murpholk Looter.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: This card is really good. And imagine if you had
Speaker 2: like a seed born muse and you could murpho glut
Speaker 2: on every turn, you can choose whatever you wanted. This
Speaker 2: card's really good. This card is really really good. I
Speaker 2: want to play it.
Speaker 1: It'd go good in that uh the Zombie Guide from
Speaker 1: the front of the Commander deck, because whenever he attacks,
Speaker 1: you draw a card in his card card.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's almost like cards from the set should go
Speaker 2: in the pre con Dang, that's how I would do
Speaker 2: it anyway. That's just brilliant, you know what I I kind.
Speaker 1: Of let me hit you with something that book. I
Speaker 1: don't know who the fuck Loot is, so I'm going
Speaker 1: to like look into it with all killer no Philler, Miller.
Speaker 1: He does his Commander Commander Pastry.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Why is he in every goddamn art in this whole set.
Speaker 1: There's a whole cycle of lands that's just a story
Speaker 1: of how Loute is so awesome.
Speaker 2: Why it's something about him being like he's a pathfinder
Speaker 2: so he can like sniff out the omen paths like
Speaker 2: he's a tracker or he's a bloodhound esque kind of guy.
Speaker 1: They're huge and on fire. They're not hard to find.
Speaker 1: Look at them. They're huge. You can't miss them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's everywhere. He's just going through the thing, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh man, Loot is so cool. He's my favorite. God
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 2: You know what. I want to spend a couple minutes
Speaker 2: and talk about something that is cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now I do like I do like things something
Speaker 1: the allegedly.
Speaker 2: All of the showcase printings and treatments and stuff. Very
Speaker 2: now we don't have one hundred commanders percent anymore, which
Speaker 2: is great. We've got one hundred different art treatments that
Speaker 2: we do and sixty nine thousand secret layers still. So yes,
Speaker 2: we've got the the revd up edition where it's like.
Speaker 1: These are all the vehicles in Borderless treatments. They're not
Speaker 1: necessarily matching to each other, but they're all really cool.
Speaker 2: Great high contrast, like really modern kind of I want
Speaker 2: to call them graffiti style, but I can't because there's
Speaker 2: graffiti style art style right in this same set. So
Speaker 2: these are cool and they're all the vehicles, yes, and
Speaker 2: I think I like that, but I also don't like
Speaker 2: it because I can't play every vehicle in my vehicle
Speaker 2: deck in this style.
Speaker 1: Get that.
Speaker 2: Dang it.
Speaker 1: I've run into that a few times with my deck.
Speaker 1: So I've got the cool versions of everything, but like
Speaker 1: some of them don't exis so they just kind of
Speaker 1: look boring compared to them.
Speaker 2: Like, man, look at this freaking the voyage Boy.
Speaker 1: Wide car looks like a huge like a Gundam laser cannon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here for it. And Valor's flagship and all
Speaker 2: of the ones that, like they got freaking speed lines
Speaker 2: and they're glowing tires like it's freaking tron like like.
Speaker 1: It's a Kira or like Ara's bike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or they all look like they're from Mad Max
Speaker 2: you mentioned earlier, or like the Hull Drifter revved up
Speaker 2: version looks like the transport van from oh what the
Speaker 2: Blade Runner twenty forty nine a little bit, yeah, where
Speaker 2: it crashes into the water and he's got to drown
Speaker 2: that girl. Yeah. Man, how come I have seen that movie?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've seen the start of that movie once,
Speaker 2: I've seen the end of that movie like nine hundred times.
Speaker 1: How I don't know?
Speaker 2: I just find it when it's on TV and I
Speaker 2: can't look away because it's such a beautiful movie. Oh,
Speaker 2: do that on the viewing room anyways, talking to another
Speaker 2: another producer in the studio anyways. And then we've got oh.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about this in real fast. Remember
Speaker 1: we were talking about the legendary shark pirate that was
Speaker 1: like shooting a cannon off of his like giant shark
Speaker 1: shaped ship. There's a picture of his giant shark ship,
Speaker 1: and that's really cool. I'm glad that can we google that,
Speaker 1: the giant sharkship?
Speaker 2: Why not? I don't know. It seems like google it.
Speaker 1: Producer Gary, Producer Gary's gonna google it and see what
Speaker 1: we get. Wait, make sure to do it on the
Speaker 1: studio computer, though, so that we haunt all those security updates.
Speaker 2: Took haunted hell ride. It's literally just a tractor from
Speaker 2: down the road for me.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Our next one is the Rude Riders. Those are the
Speaker 2: rat Fink ones. We've talked about these ones on our
Speaker 2: first look a couple weeks ago. Yes, I love them
Speaker 2: just as much now as I did. Then this one
Speaker 2: this like, oh, they're so good.
Speaker 1: I've actually started liking them a lot more. The one
Speaker 1: criticism I will level at them is they're they don't
Speaker 1: all look the same, but they are all the aim
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Nope, Like they all have a solid color background and
Speaker 2: they all have their highly detailed, highly colored.
Speaker 1: Just some insane shit going on.
Speaker 2: The eyeballs in them, get me, Like everybody's eyeballs are
Speaker 2: bugging right up, just.
Speaker 1: Going the blood gas is really cool. He got his
Speaker 1: little knife and oh so good howl squad heavy. I
Speaker 1: think that's the goblin you were talking about earlier, right,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, other goblins you control have haste. At the
Speaker 1: beginning of combat. On your turn you get a goblin.
Speaker 1: I forgot that. He did that too, And then at
Speaker 1: max speed you can tap and get a red for
Speaker 1: every goblin you control. That's gonna be such a.
Speaker 2: That card is good. And also that's the mystery machine
Speaker 2: with rocket blasters on it. Yes, Like, how could you
Speaker 2: not like it? I do?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I want that one. If you open that one,
Speaker 1: you're gonna trade it to me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you got any dark misprinted griffin canyons?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes I do.
Speaker 2: Then we've got the graffiti Gearhawks, which I've never called
Speaker 2: them before, and God's also works. Yes, alliteration today letter
Speaker 2: is letter G correct. So these are cool. They they
Speaker 2: match like thematically and from a color standpoint with the
Speaker 2: revd up vehicles, right, you can see that there's like
Speaker 2: little bricks that they are actually graffiti art on a
Speaker 2: wall somewhere. Yep, very cool.
Speaker 1: I like the Sabsuom, Sabsuon and luxA embodied. Yeah, thick
Speaker 1: Frog lady, Yep, like that one.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll play any of these, but I
Speaker 2: do like them.
Speaker 1: All thick Frog. Do you like the new gearhulks like
Speaker 1: are they?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Some of them are.
Speaker 1: Okay, The Pirate the Girl one I thought was good.
Speaker 1: There's the is it the what's the this one here?
Speaker 1: The rip Tide gearhulic is gonna just be a nightmare.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the blinky one right. Yeah, I double strike
Speaker 2: Prowess two five for five. When it enters for each
Speaker 2: opponent put up to one target non land permanent that
Speaker 2: player controls into its owner's library third from the top.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a night if you blink.
Speaker 2: That like in your green white deck and just put
Speaker 2: everybody's everything away. That's a tough card to play against.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be a real piece of shit. I
Speaker 1: don't like that one. Yep, I understand why it's good,
Speaker 1: but like I don't want to play in that game
Speaker 1: with that card, you know what I mean, It's just
Speaker 1: not my thing.
Speaker 2: Doomed? Is this the final one? The borderless cards?
Speaker 1: And then we just have the like extended art one, oh.
Speaker 2: And the yellow as we talked about that already. I
Speaker 2: want to talk about one card in particular, and you
Speaker 2: would do yourself a service if you went onto YouTube
Speaker 2: if you're only listening, or look this guy up call
Speaker 2: it in Triumph castor the art on the what do
Speaker 2: they call it? The borderless version is so cool. The
Speaker 2: style of it looks like it's it's an old school
Speaker 2: oil painting. Obviously it's a digital piece, I get it, yeah,
Speaker 2: But the style of it is how I think every
Speaker 2: legendary creature should have a style done in. This is
Speaker 2: so cool. Well, it screams high fantasy, it screams renaissance,
Speaker 2: It screams old school comic book cover from like the
Speaker 2: the the late seventies, Like what's his name is Franz
Speaker 2: Frizetta or whatever that did the conan comic book covers. Sure,
Speaker 2: that's the style I want, and we've already got secret
Speaker 2: layers done by him. Yeah we should get more like this,
Speaker 2: very cool, coolest art in the.
Speaker 1: Set, really, Yeah, that's the coolest one, not.
Speaker 2: Because of the subject matter, but because of the style.
Speaker 1: What about this shark with a laser cannon that's also
Speaker 1: a shark that's riding in a shark that has a
Speaker 1: bunch of mo Wana tattoos on him. I guess he's
Speaker 1: Maori Malory's the one with the tattoos. But that's my
Speaker 1: favorite art from the set.
Speaker 2: Subject matter, very cool, yeah, style, call it.
Speaker 1: In sure sure. I just like that. It's a shark
Speaker 1: with a shark riding a shark.
Speaker 2: He's probably got shark tattoos on it. Wiener probably does,
Speaker 2: probably does, probably didn't even hurt him whenever he is
Speaker 2: like p in or whatever.
Speaker 1: Dun dun dun, dun d d.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: And here's how you can't miss the omen path. They're
Speaker 1: finishing up a cycle of lands yes in this set,
Speaker 1: which is very cool. I like when they introduce it
Speaker 1: and then the next set they finish it off. That's
Speaker 1: very cool.
Speaker 2: Because it doesn't take up all the rare slots in
Speaker 2: your booster packs.
Speaker 1: Yes, and in this one, like, the lands are cool.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna be game breaking, they're not gonna be
Speaker 1: game warping. But if you open them, you're gonna want
Speaker 1: to play them because they're good.
Speaker 2: I think they are very good. I wanted these lands
Speaker 2: for a long time. I wish that they had one
Speaker 2: basic land type. So like the bleach Bone Verge, it's
Speaker 2: a land. Taps for black, you can tap it for white,
Speaker 2: activate only if you control the planes or swamp. Now,
Speaker 2: imagine if this had land long dash swamp, then you
Speaker 2: could search for it and also get a white if
Speaker 2: you already have a different swamp.
Speaker 1: What if it had land long dash island.
Speaker 2: Oh, then it could sort of be like a trial.
Speaker 2: That and if you have them in doubles, they don't
Speaker 2: turn each other on. Yeah, oh so you could you
Speaker 2: could take a you could circumvent the thirty dollars price
Speaker 2: tag of the try Lands and still circumvent the seven
Speaker 2: hundred dollars price tag of the Duel Lands. That's what
Speaker 2: I would want.
Speaker 1: Yes, Hey, I think that'd be neat. I think that'd
Speaker 1: be cool.
Speaker 2: What do we always say? WATSI uh bills in the
Speaker 2: mail yep on our way? Wow? Hey, I like the set.
Speaker 2: I like the art. I like the art direction, I
Speaker 2: like the subject matter, the vehicles, the zombies. I know
Speaker 2: that there are cards that you want. I do owe
Speaker 2: you for that mushroom stamp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm and get some good shit.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I said that wrong. People are gonna jump
Speaker 2: on that one.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine the nation. Yeah. So if there are
Speaker 2: a few cool things that you open up on the
Speaker 2: Brando's box opening upcoming on the c C O y
Speaker 2: TC as you say, I can work out a deal.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can.
Speaker 2: Final thought of the day. Thank the business daddies and
Speaker 2: do what you do.
Speaker 1: I will do that. In fact, thank you very much
Speaker 1: the Fusion Gaming Online dot Com for giving us these
Speaker 1: terrible cards that we're gonna play with. Oh no, thanks
Speaker 1: awful set.
Speaker 2: Thanks to Fusion for sending me the booster pack box
Speaker 2: with all the best stuff in it.
Speaker 1: You think they did that, well, I hope they did,
Speaker 1: because of course they would.
Speaker 2: They saw my name and address instead of yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably right. Do you think they had, like
Speaker 1: in case of Brando emergency break glasses the worst one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just frickingluackshut.
Speaker 1: It's one of those Amazon ones with the packs just
Speaker 1: have air in them instead of cards.
Speaker 2: Man us would never do that.
Speaker 1: I know they will to me.
Speaker 2: They except to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just to me, not to anybody else. Thanks to
Speaker 1: Pile of Bones for sending us beer and keeping us hydrated.
Speaker 1: We really do appreciate that very much. And thank you
Speaker 1: very much to you yourself for listening to the show,
Speaker 1: because we wouldn't be here without any of you. We
Speaker 1: appreciate you very much. Thanks a lot to producer Gary
Speaker 1: for giving us a place to record and always giving
Speaker 1: me this little heater so that I can stay warm.
Speaker 1: I appreciate all of the things. What are we doing
Speaker 1: next week?
Speaker 2: Maybe a kalidash no, not Kalidish ether drift deck, I
Speaker 2: asked in the Patreon discord. And one of the benefits
Speaker 2: is getting us to talk about your deck. Send it
Speaker 2: in find the appropriate deck list channel. There's a casual one,
Speaker 2: there's a competitive sweaty neck beard one, and uh, there's
Speaker 2: a preferred deck preferred deck list one for stuff that
Speaker 2: we feature on the show. And I'll be looking there
Speaker 2: for an ether drift. Maybe an energy deck. Maybe I
Speaker 2: can finally convince you that energy is good. Nah can
Speaker 2: maybe a vehicle deck and I can finally convince myself
Speaker 2: that vehicles are bad.
Speaker 1: I we probably could do that. Actually, that probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: be that hard. I could probably do that.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you got a deck from this set,
Speaker 1: send it along, tag me in it on the discord
Speaker 1: so that I know. You can also send it to
Speaker 1: Commander Cookode at gmail dot com if you're not in
Speaker 1: the Patreon list. We do take a look at all
Speaker 1: of those things, and we'll save it for a rainy
Speaker 1: day which might be happening while we record the next
Speaker 1: exciting episode of Commander Cookout podcast in our theme sort
Speaker 2: Anything