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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one to one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots. Yes, we were enjoying that one

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<v Speaker 3>from Skinnard. I was thinking to myself in like Alabama,

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<v Speaker 3>one of the fourteen SECS goals that made it into

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<v Speaker 3>the tournament, one of the fourteen uh brackets that you'll

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<v Speaker 3>have to be Uh. You know how many of these

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<v Speaker 3>SEC teams are going to move forward in your brackets?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>And does one end up prevailing in the end or

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<v Speaker 3>does as wacky as the basketball season been, its team

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<v Speaker 3>from another conference the exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Times of March madnessness.

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<v Speaker 3>Have fun screwing off with the brackets today at work everybody, and.

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<v Speaker 1>A happy Saint Patty's Day to you, of course, could

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine getting a.

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<v Speaker 3>Traffic citation for one hundred and ten thousand dollars for tailgating?

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<v Speaker 2>Would grew up here?

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<v Speaker 3>Driver in Switzerland find one hundred and ten thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 3>for traveling too close to the vehicle in front of him?

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<v Speaker 3>Very aggressive tailgating? Okay, was it a typo on the ticket? Nope? Nope,

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<v Speaker 3>I will tell you this. In the end, he ended

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<v Speaker 3>up having to spend about fourteen five hundred dollars, and

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<v Speaker 3>that was fighting this ticket in courts. He ended up

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<v Speaker 3>the ticket was upheld, but the fine was suspended, which

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<v Speaker 3>means as long as he avoids committing another traffic offense

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<v Speaker 3>within the next two years, he's off the hook on that,

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<v Speaker 3>but still has to pay the court cost to fight it,

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<v Speaker 3>which were about fourteen five hundred dollars, which undo itself

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<v Speaker 3>is quite a hefty That's a low crap. In Switzerland,

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<v Speaker 3>they fine you based on your income. Okay, So if

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<v Speaker 3>you're a rich guy and this guy was hmm wow,

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<v Speaker 3>think about that as you're driving to work this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what else you need to think about.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that when you go to Switzerland, because their laws

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<v Speaker 1>are their laws.

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<v Speaker 3>Let somebody else drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>The fine they got it all there, man, Swiss army watches,

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<v Speaker 1>you have role axes or from there?

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<v Speaker 3>I believe sliding scale the slopes, sliding scale on traffic fines.

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<v Speaker 2>That's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I bet no, I mean people know to take

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<v Speaker 1>it seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I need your driver's license, registration and financial statement. Please?

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<v Speaker 1>What what I'm traveling here from the from the US.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking? Oh, you're welcome to this. They're

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<v Speaker 1>mister one hundred miles, one hundred miles per hour in

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<v Speaker 1>a forty five wall tail getting so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean the dude, I guess the guy was a millionaire,

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<v Speaker 3>thus the one hundred and ten thousand dollars fine, thus

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<v Speaker 3>in being able to afford to fight it to the

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<v Speaker 3>tune of fourteen to five, which I guess in the end,

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to weigh it, he comes out pretty

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<v Speaker 3>good in this particular situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Still, right, if I lived, i'd uber You know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a great time to point out to people and

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<v Speaker 1>just remind people that left lane is not for you

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<v Speaker 1>to be driving slow in here in the US. Driving

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<v Speaker 1>over to this weekend, we had a great time out

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<v Speaker 1>in Leesburg driving there and driving back doing four twenty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>and it just it astounds me how people go slow

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<v Speaker 1>in that left lane and if you come up to

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<v Speaker 1>him nice and gentle and you kind of just hang

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<v Speaker 1>out behind him, they should get over, but they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Then when you go around them, and you I've usually

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<v Speaker 1>doing this, I'm going by and just shaking my head,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I get back in front of them, so

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<v Speaker 1>they kind of get the hint.

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<v Speaker 2>They still don't. They just stay on that left lane.

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<v Speaker 3>That law that almost passed about can out in the

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<v Speaker 3>left lane that was vetoed getting going to come back

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<v Speaker 3>up again for consideration. Good, we'll see, I don't, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, just anybody that didn't know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's maybe people just didn't know that the left

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<v Speaker 1>lane you're not supposed to be hanging out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>If you have a driver's license, you should know that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I apparently they don't. It drives me nuts. Technically

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<v Speaker 3>the left lane is only for passing. I have heard

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<v Speaker 3>that law too. Starbucks has been ordered to pay fifty

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<v Speaker 3>million dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on to that thought.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm driving out left lane, technically I am passing

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm so passing cars as I drive by him

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<v Speaker 1>in the center lane all the way down.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So what is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I keep seeing Starbucks on TV and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to look at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Because California jury on Friday afternoon awarded a delivery driver

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<v Speaker 3>fifty million dollars because he was burned by a hot

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<v Speaker 3>beverage when he picked it up. The lid apparently wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>secured properly. Here's his lawyer justifying the hefty judgment.

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<v Speaker 4>Starbucks says, if our hands are off the drink, then

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<v Speaker 4>no matter what happens, we're not responsible. It's a reasonable verdict.

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<v Speaker 4>It's justified. This injury changed Michael's life. It was gross negligence.

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<v Speaker 4>No amount of money is ever going to make up

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<v Speaker 4>for what happened to him. I mean, this is a

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<v Speaker 4>twenty five year old man whose whole life has been changed.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's grateful. He burned his ball bag, is what

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<v Speaker 3>the end result was. And this jury in California said

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<v Speaker 3>for that, you get fifty million dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I take the burn bag. Oh my god, I'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Let you blow torch my bag right now if you

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<v Speaker 3>give me fifty mil.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty mil, yeah, I'm with you. Well, the blow tors

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little furry. I've been watching some burn it

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<v Speaker 1>to ashes. I'll take the fifty mil. I've been watching

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<v Speaker 1>some mobster stuff lately, and torture. You know some shows

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<v Speaker 1>that have some serious torch in I don't want a torch, seriously, no,

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<v Speaker 1>pat take that back. I'll take a plot of coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Though they don't make Starbucks in a plot I forgot.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally, there's this more on this the visuals if you

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<v Speaker 3>can stomach it this morning on our Facebook page street

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<v Speaker 3>Food give me very hit or miss. We all know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm. I think even the most hardened hardcore New

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<v Speaker 3>Yorker was doing a double take at the sight of

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<v Speaker 3>some dude sitting side of the road in a neighborhood

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<v Speaker 3>in New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>Was eating a rat or something.

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<v Speaker 3>He was eating a rat, unbelievably at first in the

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<v Speaker 3>video is a couple of minutes long. At first you

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<v Speaker 3>think he's just kind of checking the thing out. And no,

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<v Speaker 3>do you hear the guy in the back going, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I just man teach his own homeless dude. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>look at the video.

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<v Speaker 1>But in the meantime, as I'm going to the It's

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<v Speaker 1>j r Facebook page, right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Or at w j r dot com and will don't

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<v Speaker 3>you talk about homeless dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Just out of his mind or what?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably both?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, even so, it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Go grab a dog or something.

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<v Speaker 3>There's gotta be well no, least you mean hot dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah him, Yeah, I have at an actual dog because

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<v Speaker 1>there were dogs in the background on this photo of

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<v Speaker 1>the rat.

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<v Speaker 3>Got to choose between the two.

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose we won one. W j r R, Orlando's

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<v Speaker 2>rock station,