Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one to one w jr R.
Speaker 3: But your freaking idiots. Yes, we were enjoying that one
Speaker 3: from Skinnard. I was thinking to myself in like Alabama,
Speaker 3: one of the fourteen SECS goals that made it into
Speaker 3: the tournament, one of the fourteen uh brackets that you'll
Speaker 3: have to be Uh. You know how many of these
Speaker 3: SEC teams are going to move forward in your brackets?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: And does one end up prevailing in the end or
Speaker 3: does as wacky as the basketball season been, its team
Speaker 3: from another conference the exciting.
Speaker 2: Times of March madnessness.
Speaker 3: Have fun screwing off with the brackets today at work everybody, and.
Speaker 1: A happy Saint Patty's Day to you, of course, could
Speaker 1: you imagine getting a.
Speaker 3: Traffic citation for one hundred and ten thousand dollars for tailgating?
Speaker 2: Would grew up here?
Speaker 3: Driver in Switzerland find one hundred and ten thousand dollars
Speaker 3: for traveling too close to the vehicle in front of him?
Speaker 3: Very aggressive tailgating? Okay, was it a typo on the ticket? Nope? Nope,
Speaker 3: I will tell you this. In the end, he ended
Speaker 3: up having to spend about fourteen five hundred dollars, and
Speaker 3: that was fighting this ticket in courts. He ended up
Speaker 3: the ticket was upheld, but the fine was suspended, which
Speaker 3: means as long as he avoids committing another traffic offense
Speaker 3: within the next two years, he's off the hook on that,
Speaker 3: but still has to pay the court cost to fight it,
Speaker 3: which were about fourteen five hundred dollars, which undo itself
Speaker 3: is quite a hefty That's a low crap. In Switzerland,
Speaker 3: they fine you based on your income. Okay, So if
Speaker 3: you're a rich guy and this guy was hmm wow,
Speaker 3: think about that as you're driving to work this morning.
Speaker 2: Here's what else you need to think about.
Speaker 1: Remember that when you go to Switzerland, because their laws
Speaker 1: are their laws.
Speaker 3: Let somebody else drive.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: The fine they got it all there, man, Swiss army watches,
Speaker 1: you have role axes or from there?
Speaker 3: I believe sliding scale the slopes, sliding scale on traffic fines.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: Wow, I bet no, I mean people know to take
Speaker 1: it seriously.
Speaker 3: Yes, I need your driver's license, registration and financial statement. Please?
Speaker 1: What what I'm traveling here from the from the US.
Speaker 1: What are you talking? Oh, you're welcome to this. They're
Speaker 1: mister one hundred miles, one hundred miles per hour in
Speaker 1: a forty five wall tail getting so I.
Speaker 3: Mean the dude, I guess the guy was a millionaire,
Speaker 3: thus the one hundred and ten thousand dollars fine, thus
Speaker 3: in being able to afford to fight it to the
Speaker 3: tune of fourteen to five, which I guess in the end,
Speaker 3: if you want to weigh it, he comes out pretty
Speaker 3: good in this particular situation.
Speaker 1: Still, right, if I lived, i'd uber You know, this
Speaker 1: is a great time to point out to people and
Speaker 1: just remind people that left lane is not for you
Speaker 1: to be driving slow in here in the US. Driving
Speaker 1: over to this weekend, we had a great time out
Speaker 1: in Leesburg driving there and driving back doing four twenty nine,
Speaker 1: and it just it astounds me how people go slow
Speaker 1: in that left lane and if you come up to
Speaker 1: him nice and gentle and you kind of just hang
Speaker 1: out behind him, they should get over, but they don't.
Speaker 1: Then when you go around them, and you I've usually
Speaker 1: doing this, I'm going by and just shaking my head,
Speaker 1: and then I get back in front of them, so
Speaker 1: they kind of get the hint.
Speaker 2: They still don't. They just stay on that left lane.
Speaker 3: That law that almost passed about can out in the
Speaker 3: left lane that was vetoed getting going to come back
Speaker 3: up again for consideration. Good, we'll see, I don't, we'll see.
Speaker 2: I mean, just anybody that didn't know it.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's maybe people just didn't know that the left
Speaker 1: lane you're not supposed to be hanging out of it.
Speaker 3: If you have a driver's license, you should know that.
Speaker 3: But I apparently they don't. It drives me nuts. Technically
Speaker 3: the left lane is only for passing. I have heard
Speaker 3: that law too. Starbucks has been ordered to pay fifty
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 2: Hold on to that thought.
Speaker 1: If I'm driving out left lane, technically I am passing
Speaker 1: because I'm so passing cars as I drive by him
Speaker 1: in the center lane all the way down.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what is this?
Speaker 1: Because I keep seeing Starbucks on TV and I don't
Speaker 1: want to look at it.
Speaker 3: Because California jury on Friday afternoon awarded a delivery driver
Speaker 3: fifty million dollars because he was burned by a hot
Speaker 3: beverage when he picked it up. The lid apparently wasn't
Speaker 3: secured properly. Here's his lawyer justifying the hefty judgment.
Speaker 4: Starbucks says, if our hands are off the drink, then
Speaker 4: no matter what happens, we're not responsible. It's a reasonable verdict.
Speaker 4: It's justified. This injury changed Michael's life. It was gross negligence.
Speaker 4: No amount of money is ever going to make up
Speaker 4: for what happened to him. I mean, this is a
Speaker 4: twenty five year old man whose whole life has been changed.
Speaker 3: But he's grateful. He burned his ball bag, is what
Speaker 3: the end result was. And this jury in California said
Speaker 3: for that, you get fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2: I take the burn bag. Oh my god, I'll.
Speaker 3: Let you blow torch my bag right now if you
Speaker 3: give me fifty mil.
Speaker 1: Fifty mil, yeah, I'm with you. Well, the blow tors
Speaker 1: that's a little furry. I've been watching some burn it
Speaker 1: to ashes. I'll take the fifty mil. I've been watching
Speaker 1: some mobster stuff lately, and torture. You know some shows
Speaker 1: that have some serious torch in I don't want a torch, seriously, no,
Speaker 1: pat take that back. I'll take a plot of coffee.
Speaker 1: Though they don't make Starbucks in a plot I forgot.
Speaker 3: Finally, there's this more on this the visuals if you
Speaker 3: can stomach it this morning on our Facebook page street
Speaker 3: Food give me very hit or miss. We all know that.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I think even the most hardened hardcore New
Speaker 3: Yorker was doing a double take at the sight of
Speaker 3: some dude sitting side of the road in a neighborhood
Speaker 3: in New York City.
Speaker 2: Was eating a rat or something.
Speaker 3: He was eating a rat, unbelievably at first in the
Speaker 3: video is a couple of minutes long. At first you
Speaker 3: think he's just kind of checking the thing out. And no,
Speaker 3: do you hear the guy in the back going, no, no,
Speaker 3: I just man teach his own homeless dude. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: look at the video.
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, as I'm going to the It's
Speaker 1: j r Facebook page, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: Or at w j r dot com and will don't
Speaker 3: you talk about homeless dude?
Speaker 2: Uh? Just out of his mind or what?
Speaker 3: Probably both?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, even so, it's like.
Speaker 2: Go grab a dog or something.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be well no, least you mean hot dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah him, Yeah, I have at an actual dog because
Speaker 1: there were dogs in the background on this photo of
Speaker 1: the rat.
Speaker 3: Got to choose between the two.
Speaker 2: I suppose we won one. W j r R, Orlando's
Speaker 2: rock station,