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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: It's you, good friend Clayton, and I'm here with my

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friend Chris down in the depths of Hell, the deepest,

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darkest depths of Hell.

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Speaker 1: Chris Halo.

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Speaker 3: Hello, So I died recently and my eternal punishment is

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to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the underworld.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and we decided to start at the very

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tippy toppy bottom. That's why we're the deepest darkest parts. Chris,

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I can't see you.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, let me flick around for you. Hold yeah,

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you found me. There you are all right, There are

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all right.

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Speaker 2: Oh hey, there's a light right here. All right, yeah,

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and we're good, okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: Uh well, Chris, guess what what? It's October. Do you

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know what that means? Uh, October Fest.

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Speaker 2: No, It's it's Halloween month. It's the month Halloween. It's

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my favorite month. You know this.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So what do we what are

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we doing for Halloween?

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Speaker 1: Well, for Halloween, we're gonna be bringing on spooky guests,

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spooky guess guess.

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Speaker 2: That you know you'd expect in the hell, horrible creatures

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from various fiction and and.

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Speaker 3: Religion and all of those yeah, it seems like that's

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what we normally do, is just bring on guests that

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are like dead and spooky and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, I mean, this is just my attempt at

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kind of like trying to make this halloweeny, but really, I'm.

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Speaker 1: In the whole show.

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Speaker 3: You could it's it's just Halloween yeaheah, yeah pretty much. Yeah,

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you could listen to any episode any any day of

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the month.

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Speaker 1: Basically, how many episodes do we have?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, a spooky number. Okay, So a couple

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of questions from the audience, and then we have a

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special spooky guest.

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Speaker 1: It's just a normal guest.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, okay, okay, So today we're doing the questions

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from the good Morning from Hell subreddit. This question from

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a user Puzzleheaded Girl fourteen seventy eight. So has Chris

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ever tried to kill you? Also, so, like, what happens

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if a tortured soul happens to kill his demon? Does

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he get to go to heaven or does he become

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a champion of Satan in an upcoming war or something?

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Because I would think immortal killing his demon would be

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considered a big deal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be a huge deal.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't Chris, what if you went to heaven if you

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try to kill me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I mean I have tried to

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kill Clayton.

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Speaker 2: But maybe maybe you could do it. Maybe maybe today

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is the day. Here, Chris, take this knife, take your shot.

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One opportunity do you mine?

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Speaker 1: Is your shot? Blow? Come on?

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Speaker 2: Kill me?

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Speaker 1: Killing it doesn't do anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to answer your question, puzzlehead a girl forty seven, Well,

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I can't die, you know, especially not by Chris's hands,

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not only because he's just weak and small and frail,

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but he just a human can't kill the demon like me.

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It actually kind of tickles, you know, sometimes it feels good.

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It's like it's like a scratch or a massage. So

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there have been multiple times where you know, I've just

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let Chris just wail on me, you know, And then

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I used to fake it, remember that, Chris.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was. I was like, wow, he's dead, I'm free.

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I just have to find my way back. Yeah, and

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then he didn't.

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Speaker 1: Then I'd be back to pay next day. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it was it was honestly, it was

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like you're giving me massages, you know, I'd like I'd

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make a big dramatic like oh no, and then I'd

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fall down and then you'd like continue to stab my

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back and you'd go.

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Speaker 1: And aside from the weird noises, it felt great, so

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I just let him do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Next question, okay, uh, this is from Overlard Nick.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Forget my assumption, but I assume you have a custom

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vanity plate on your PT Cruiser Clayton. I was wondering,

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what does it say.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I do have a custom vanity plate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I get special opportunities because I am

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the current vice president of Hell soon to be the

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president of Hell. But yeah, I thought it would be

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funny to get something, you know, kind of a little

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bit on the longer side. It still fits on the

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plate really well, but it says, uh, Chris shit is

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pants at the circus on November eighteenth, twenty eighteen, while

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on a date. Yeah, it says it all on the

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license plate, but it actually because you can't. I didn't

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get it exactly like that, so I'd use like numbers

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and smart places, so it really says, uh C HR

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one five five H one T H one five P

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four N T five A T four T THH three

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C one R c U five zero N N zero

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oh one A W H one L.

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Speaker 1: Three zero N four D four T three.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a pretty long license plate. Also, wasn't

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my fault? I shit my pants? It was the churros

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and then then and then the elephant scared me. Okay,

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all right, so it's like I blame the bat chero food.

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Speaker 1: Okay, whatever.

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Speaker 2: Man. Anyways, this license plate huge. It's like ten feet long.

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It actually like extends past the borders of the car.

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It's like outside of the bumper. So when I'm driving

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down Hell Street, I'm just chopping people's legs off.

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Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And then last question here is this is from

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Captain Cuttle five for the presidential elections. The Captain wants

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to know if there's any way they can help Clayton's

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campaign on Earth by influencing voters before they get to Hell.

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For the campaign against your brother Satan for president of Hell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, as many of you know, I am running

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against my brother Satan and the Hell presidential elections. But yeah,

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Captain Cuttle five, first of all, thank you for your service.

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Speaker 1: I'm saluting you.

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Speaker 2: You can't see it, but I am definitely saluting you,

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Captain Cuttle five. But yeah, no, I mean the biggest

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thing is I'm you know, I'm selling T shirts, so

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it's a pretty big, you know, marketing thing. You can

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influence others by buying a shirt and then they see

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it and they say, WHOA, what a nice shirt.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Clayton for Resident of Hell. That's I went in

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on that. I can get behind that. That's great.

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Speaker 2: In fact, you can actually cast your vote by buying

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a vote for Clayton for President of Hell shirt. There's

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another shirt available, vote for Gambo shirt. Don't buy that

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shirt all right, because then you cast a ballot for Cambo.

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Another way that you can spread the word about the

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campaign is through TikTok.

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Speaker 1: We just got on it.

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Speaker 2: We're not really using it, but you can, you know,

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go ahead to just like a like a dance, do

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a TikTok trend, the TikTok challenge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the hail Clayton whatever that is. Yeah, I don't know.

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I don't know. These are all just keywords and I'm

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thrown around that. I don't know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: Where is it? Hail Clayton?

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Speaker 2: Sixty nine, Hal Clayton sixty nine, and I think we

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got Mourning from Hell as well at Morning from Hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tag us with your TikTok Hall Clayton challenge on

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that hashtag. That's the word.

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Speaker 3: Okay, moving on, who's our guest this week?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: Who do we got this special Halloween?

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Speaker 1: Guess? He's actually a big deal.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's a guy that's been around that everyone

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has had a brush with at some point, and if they.

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Speaker 1: Haven't yet, then they soon will. I'm talking about death.

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Come on in, hey, ever, let's go in death. Have

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a seat. Clayton.

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Speaker 4: Good to see him, Good to see my.

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Speaker 1: Friend over there here. Let me take that for it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so heavy to be careful, so it's pretty heavy.

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Speaker 2: Look.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, really Chris, Chris, good to see you again,

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my friend.

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Speaker 1: How are you hey?

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Speaker 3: I guess I guess we met that one time when

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I died.

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Speaker 4: That's right, we we've we've only met once before. But

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I'm a huge fan.

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Speaker 1: Of your work.

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Speaker 3: What what do you mean my work?

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Speaker 1: The podcast?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I don't know see that. Uh no,

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you helped me so much. You're my second best tool

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next to my.

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Speaker 1: Sythe Wait and what what How.

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Speaker 4: Your ability to make decisions that inadvertently got so many

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other people killed is astounding?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chris, death is a very fond of your work.

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Speaker 4: Oh, big time, big time. How here at the Reapers,

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a Reaper family, we uh, we have certain methods of

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killing people, such as like rolling a six billion side

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at dice people thinking the right combination of words like

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I don't know a orange monkey eagle or something something

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like that. But uh, the thing that has surpassed all

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of them priority is whether they were affected by Chris's action?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: How am I responsible for anyone's death?

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Speaker 4: So like that, I mean your ship story you just

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brought up? Uh huh you shit? That scared the elephant.

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That had a lasting effect on that elephant. So the

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very next town they went to pulled down the entire tent.

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There was maimings, there was impalement. The tent literally went

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through a child's head.

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Speaker 1: Wow, whoa well done, Chris?

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Speaker 3: Wait all because I all because I shipped my pants?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because you couldn't control your bowels. What happened?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: Like I'm saying, you're allegend. What happens over the time

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that that Ted Krazinski he was gonna take a flight.

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You had to come back on the flight from La

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So he decided to try a road trip, got his car,

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got stuck in the desert. He wound up dehydrated, starving

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to death. He tried to eat his own leg. It

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was hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Go Chris, I've heard a new level of respect for

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you man.

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Speaker 3: Just because I bought a plane ticket.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was somehow your ability to make decisions killed,

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I mean too much to count. I were closing in

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on the you're still I mean they're still tallying it

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out right now, but it's close to a million.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Wait, So to be clear, Chriss, like dead body back

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up on Earth is still killing people somehow?

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Speaker 1: But what how what is it? Is it like a

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radioactive or what?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 4: I mean just even the decisions he made back then,

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even the decisions he made. Now, what kind of coffin

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was he buried in?

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Speaker 3: How did that kill anyone? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Well, because you bought that kind of coffin?

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Speaker 1: Well I didn't buy it.

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Speaker 3: I just want to be clear, I didn't have any insure.

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Speaker 4: It's your life, and sure it's afforded it because you

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bought that coffin. A lumberjack had to go harvest Newood

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went up there to the trees, the old birch trees

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fell off Snap's neck. Mountain light at them, mountainlight shut

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them out. It was great, whoa. And then someone slipped

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in that mountain lion shit broke their neck, and then

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another mountain light out. It just continues, it continues.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, So I'm how many? Is Is that why

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I'm in hell? Because of I inadvertently killed people?

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Speaker 2: I think I think that among many other reasons. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: Chris.

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Speaker 2: I mean I kind of knew that about you coming

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in and cool boy, Yeah, you've killed a.

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Speaker 1: Lot of folks.

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Speaker 4: I mean at first we thought there was no way

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it could be an accident. Uh huh, that just it

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seems so intentional.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, it was all unintentional.

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Speaker 4: I just want to be clear A little late here,

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that isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we actually have a record.

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Speaker 2: We haven't had a book of a lot of Chris's

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most famous killing is the greatest hits if you will,

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hits as in like.

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Speaker 1: You know, deaths. Send that on the table.

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Speaker 3: That's a big that's a lot.

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Speaker 1: That's a big book. It's a fatty, it's a big one.

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Speaker 2: Lucy, let's flip through some of these pages. Let me

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see here in the third grade, when you made your

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mom that noodle necklace, you know the one. Yeah, well,

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so she obviously threw it away because who then wants

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a noodle necklace?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: So someone then found that noodle necklace and then tried

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to eat it choked to death.

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Speaker 1: I love that one. Yeah, good one.

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Speaker 3: Well, were these all like bad people?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, I mean there's some of them bad,

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some of them bad.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 4: You I mean you've taken out a couple of dictators,

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You've taken out a couple uh serial killers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you've you you've thrown off a few countries,

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you know, into ketches. Yeah, I mean some of your

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actions have resulted in the overthrow of multiple governments.

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Speaker 3: Oh, which I guess led to more you know what?

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Speaker 4: Ready for what's about to happen to Greenland? Let me

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tell you that?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was this one time. Let me see,

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you were in sophomore year of college. You were walking

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from the campus cafeteria back to your dorm. You had

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a coke can that you just finished off. You saw

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that the recycling bin was a little too full, so

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then you threw to the trash.

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Speaker 1: Well it actually.

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Speaker 2: You missed because your accuracy is shit. It rolled out

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into the street. A biker ran into it. He flew

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into a bus. The bus ran him over. The bus

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skid it on his blood. Both wrecked into the library.

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Speaker 1: Hundreds killed. Wait to go, Chris, that's what happened. That's

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how that library got destroyed. Yeah that was me. Yeah, yeah,

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not mat.

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Speaker 4: That happened to be the day that the elementary school

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was coming for their college visit. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Chris, let that sink in.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, well you again. We can look back at

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this book. I mean, there's too many to fill this podcast.

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Speaker 4: Oh this is a good one. This is a good one.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: That one time you were on the beach in La

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Uh you you stepped on that sun tin bottle you

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said on that the suntan lotion like that one little

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that last little bit, well, that last little bit was

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necessary to protect one certain individual, Timothy James Hawthorne, from

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his over exposure to the sun giving him skin cancer.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, so he's not he's not dead yet but

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soon to be.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just some poor dude I took it.

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So there's just that much sunscreen makes a difference.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you need every bit of sunscreen counts.

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Speaker 1: Every that says PF, but I call it puff.

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Speaker 4: Okay, every every single puff that you can get, every

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golden droplet of sunscreen counts. Well.

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Speaker 3: Uh, if you're listening, uh what was his name through

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the James Awthorne? Uh, Well, if you're listening, Timothy. Uh,

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I'm sorry, and make sure to go go get that

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mole checked out right now.

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Speaker 4: No, it's too late. It's fantasticized, all right.

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Speaker 1: But you know, been.

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Speaker 2: Focusing a lot on Chris. But let's focus on the

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thing you know at hand. Let's let's talk about death.

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We brought you on for a reason, so death. You know,

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I have so many questions, you know.

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Speaker 4: Like, well, I help have the answers.

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Speaker 1: I have so many questions.

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Speaker 2: First of all, why do they call you the grim Reaper?

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I mean you seem like such a happy, cheery guy.

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I don't know why they call you grim.

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Speaker 4: I don't know either. I mean, one hundred and fifty

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thousand people die every day, right, isn't that great. I

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mean it's like if you had one hundred and fifty

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thousand sales every day, you'd be happy. So sure, I

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guess over the years that it's like, oh, look there's

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old grim Reaper. Oh look how grim he is. It's

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kind of ironic, I take it.

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Speaker 3: So it's more of a joke.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a big old joke. I mean it would it'd

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be weird and kind of an ironic. They're like, look,

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it's the happy reaper that sounds that doesn't roll up

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the tongue as much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's intimidating happy Reaper.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So I guess how did you get into

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killing people?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a crazy story. Before I started reaping, I

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was actually a janitor. They called me the grim Sweeper.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, and you how did that lead to uh, reaping?

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Speaker 4: It's a funny story actually. So one night that was

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hard at work sweeping away when I noticed a figure

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on the roof of the building I was working at.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 4: I was a little scared, so I shout it up.

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That figure fell off the roof. I went over and

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checked it out, and it was this strange skeleton man

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in a black cape I immediately called for some help.

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While I was waiting, it was it was pretty cold.

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I don't know, if you know, Knights and Death Valley

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got pretty cold back then. So I was like, oh,

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I'll put this cape on and next thing, you know,

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the Grim Reaper.

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Speaker 2: So you stole the plot of the Santa Claus telling

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me it's not stealing if it actually happened.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe they stole it from you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I haven't seen the Santa Claus movie,

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but if I mean, are they are they stealing my

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life story?

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Speaker 1: Don't bother.

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Speaker 2: It's filled with inaccuracies because everybody knows that Santa is

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the clone of Satan.

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Speaker 3: So well that's yeah, I guess that's one way to

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get into the biz.

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Speaker 1: Well, so so Death.

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Speaker 2: You know what's up with the scythe You know that

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thing's really cool. I really shouldn't be asking because I mean,

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it speaks for itself. But like, you know what's going

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on with that?

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Speaker 4: I mean, first off, it's the coolest weapon you can

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carry around. For sure, it's like a sword but longer.

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Speaker 3: Mmmm, that's true.

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Speaker 4: And I mean if you're not if you're if you're

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gonna kill people, want to kill people in style. Third

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makes an excellent backscratcher.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I know he's really

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getting in there. Look at that. Oh does that feel good?

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Speaker 3: What about like cutting down like hay or corner. I

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don't know, I mean any farming uses.

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Speaker 4: I guess it could, right, you know, I only harvest

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the souls of the living.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, you mentioned earlier about getting this job, Like

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are you working for someone or is it just kind

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of like your own thing?

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's weird because it's it's like I'm

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working for both Heaven and Hell, but I'm not directly

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working for them. It's okay, kind of like how your

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your your uber drivers don't really work for Taco Bell,

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but they bring you talk Bell.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah yeah, he's basically the uber of

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the afterlife.

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Speaker 4: I'm essentially the right share of the afterlife.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well then, but like, who's who's the one with

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the app ordering the death's fate? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a whole complicated mess, Chris. I mean,

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if we if we had to tell you everything, your

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mind would just be blown and then you'd probably kill

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more people. You know, because of that, You're you're the

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explosion would send ripples and then you'd murder more people,

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and we don't want that.

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Speaker 4: So oh, hold on, hold on, let's not get let's

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talk after this.

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Speaker 1: Chris so death. Uh, you know, I gotta ask you

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love your job?

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Speaker 2: It's very clear. Uh, do you have any favorite kills? Like,

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what's what's your what's your greatest hits? You know, what

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would you put on your resume on your LinkedIn profile

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if you will?

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Speaker 4: Oh, Jerry, Jerry, what's his name? Jerry from Minnesota, Jerry Minihan.

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That guy was out. Oh why you guys, don't you

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guys don't remember Jerry? No, no, Oh, Jerry Minihan from Minnesota.

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He sat on a cheese He sat on a cheese

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shoot and it went up his butt and it just

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like exploded in a cheese explosion with blood guts. Oh,

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Jerry Minihan.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like so the Christ would due. That's awesome.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I guess it's a creative one.

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Speaker 4: Speaking.

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Speaker 3: I mean, do you have any favorite methods for killing

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people besides cheese shoots?

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Speaker 4: I like, I like to switch it up, you know,

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the scythe is always the favorite one. One swing of

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the site their head falls off. It's great, but I mean,

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you've been doing it for this long. You don't just

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have one favorite method. Cheese shoot, airplanes, car crash. The

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are a little boring. I want to see some fun ones,

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you know, involve another living animal, involve a involve a volcano.

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Nobody dies by volcanoes anymore. And I will tell you what.

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No one dies by quicksand anymore. I miss quicksand yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wow, what happened to Quicksand why isn't as popular?

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Speaker 4: People just don't go outside?

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Speaker 3: That makes sense, People just staying indoors.

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Speaker 4: I miss icebergs. People used to crash into icebergs all

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the time. Titanic, great day, great day, but you know,

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people melting all the ice caps. No more, they're trying

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it again. I'm excited for Titanic too, but it might

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not be as good as the first.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what can you do?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, normally huge fan of your work. Death

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you know, I think I think you're doing some pretty

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crazy stuff. But I do have to ask, why do

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you why'd you do Elvis so dirty?

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Speaker 1: Why why'd you do that to him?

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Speaker 4: Oh Elvis? Oh well so okay, I'll give a little

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peek behind the curtain. H when we go to the

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hard as a soul, we have about an hour long

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window of time to kill him anytime within that hour.

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He didn't leave the toilet the entire hour. What am

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I supposed to do? He's there the entire time shipping

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his brains out for.

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Speaker 1: A whole hour. For a whole hour.

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Speaker 4: I don't know anyone could eat that much. Oh my god,

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you're the fat sack of ship with me?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I guess that's someonet on him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I tried. I tried to find any opportunity.

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At one point it looked like he was getting up,

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but that was just the ship lifting him off the

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toilet for a second.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, what did wouldn't his wouldn't his like butt

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go numb, fall asleep?

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Speaker 4: I guess at a certain point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So you know you're talking about how you like to

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mix things up and you know creative ways.

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Speaker 1: Of killing people? Is that is that final destination? Movies?

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That is that the real things?

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Speaker 2: Do you do?

474
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Speaker 4: Like a whole Like, No, that's a that's a comedy.

475
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That's such a funny series. What if death used up?

476
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I'm telling you six hundred Seve hudred years without a mistake.

477
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What if we acted like we killed people and then

478
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they didn't know it.

479
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Speaker 3: Oh well, so it's just yeah, it's really y'all just

480
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watch it for fun.

481
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's like you get really high man and

482
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just turn on some final destination. It's great. I mean

483
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they are creative and very very I loved the hand

484
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in the disposal. I haven't seen one of those.

485
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Speaker 2: In a while.

486
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Speaker 4: People don't use disposals anymore.

487
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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 3: So you mentioned earlier that you the headquarters for Death

489
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is in Death Valley?

490
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Speaker 1: Is that right?

491
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Speaker 3: What kind of building is it?

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Speaker 4: Used to be in Death Ballley? You know, it was

493
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in Death Valley for so long and we at the

494
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at the Reaper Family try to maintain an unbiased between

495
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heaven and Hell and Death Valley was getting a little

496
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little close to y'all down here, so we we decided

497
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to move somewhere more neutral and found the most to

498
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neutral location in the world, Newcastle, Delaware.

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Speaker 3: Newcastle, Delaware.

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Speaker 1: Choice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it is neither good nor evil, it

502
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just is.

503
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Speaker 1: It's just so it's land. Yeah.

504
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Speaker 4: It was built in eighteen thirty two and was one

505
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of the first roads in the country.

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Speaker 1: Look at the big brain on death. Is some wicked trivia, dude,

507
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Yeah it was.

508
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Speaker 4: It was an essential link between the north and South

509
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in eighteen fifty six.

510
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Speaker 3: Okay, so, so how many people live in Newcastle? New

511
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people live in Newcastle?

512
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Speaker 4: A very neutral five thousand, five hundred and nineteen.

513
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Speaker 3: Very neutral, the most neutral number, but one of.

514
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Speaker 4: The most neutral. Uh, it's actually five thousand, five hundred

515
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and eighteen is the most neutral number. But no town

516
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has five thousand, five hundred and eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is a long shot, but if any of

518
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our listeners live in or near Newcastle, come by, say hey, yeah,

519
00:22:49,799 --> 00:22:53,480
come by, say hey to death, take a picture with them.

520
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Speaker 3: Where where in Newcastle are you located?

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Speaker 4: So our office is actually now behind the Terry House

522
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and Breakfast at the corner of Delaware and Second Street

523
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in Newcastle, Delaware location.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's beautiful, beautiful man. You guys gotta come up sometime. Sorry, Chris, sorry,

526
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you can't.

527
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Speaker 3: Does does do the people have that bed and breakfast

528
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know that they're right next to Oh?

529
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Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's wanted to bring out some bring us some coffee,

530
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bring us a egg, Benedict.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

532
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Speaker 4: Yeh, I kind of gave them a little lease. I

533
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was like, hey, I'll let you know when it's coming.

534
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Speaker 2: So what's all this business about cheating death? What's what's

535
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,039
going on there? What is that? Oh?

536
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Speaker 4: Man, it really sucks. You know, you're in a committed

537
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relationship with six billion people and someone tries to go

538
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and be unfaithful, be unah, be adulterous, and I just

539
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don't like it.

540
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Speaker 1: How do they do that?

541
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Speaker 4: All sorts of ways. They try taking aspirin, antibiotics, disinfectants, size,

542
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:05,759
that's the good one. People think exercise staves off depth though, Uh,

543
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,599
but no, it's there's all these I'm faithful, I'm honest.

544
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I'm truthful to you. I just hope that you would

545
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,599
be the same with me and stop stop this. Let's

546
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just have an honest conversation.

547
00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:21,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, stop being stop going behind your back.

548
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Speaker 4: Yeah I can see all around me. You can't get

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behind my back.

550
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Speaker 1: I guess I'm curious.

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Speaker 3: There are a lot of expressions for like dying, like

552
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why like why bite the dust?

553
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Speaker 4: The first thing we give you when you die is

554
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some is some sugar dust. Sugar dust help sweeten the

555
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sweet the load. You're dead, you remember, Chris, give you

556
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some sugar dust.

557
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Speaker 1: I don't remember.

558
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Speaker 3: It's the whole time period is a little like you know,

559
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fuzzy fair fair. Yeah, that's nice, that's very nice of you.

560
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it really helps, uh, lessen the load of making

561
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the jump to the afterlight.

562
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what about kicking the bucket?

563
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Speaker 4: So with that kicking the bucket, that's after eighteen thirty one,

564
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when there were a lot of best involved in kicking buckets.

565
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,240
Oh yeah, a lot of broken toes that got infected.

566
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One person lost a foot just kicked the kicked the bucket.

567
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The buck was so hard his foot fell right off.

568
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One time a guy kicked a bucket to another guy's head.

569
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It cut about like six inches into his brain. Sharp

570
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buckets back then, eighteen thirty one, sharp buckets, sharp bucket.

571
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Speaker 1: Yeah, something Chris would do.

572
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Speaker 3: Yeah, why would they make buckets?

573
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Speaker 4: Chris killed if you guys with some buckets? Really, Chris,

574
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Chris took out a few with some buckets. I think

575
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we have a if you look at the index in

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the book, it's got to be the buckets.

577
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Speaker 3: Buckets really stitching.

578
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Speaker 1: Through Wow, wow, one hundred and twelve bucket tests. Yeah,

579
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these are crazy.

580
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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Let me see uh this one some kid was going

582
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bobbing for apples, and apparently while Chris was bending his

583
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head in there, his earring fell off, and then the

584
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kid stabbed his own head. The ear ring infection killed him.

585
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Two weeks later, you brought the earring.

586
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Speaker 4: I thought it was the one where the kids swallowed

587
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the ear ring and it tore up his insides.

588
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Speaker 1: That was the next Halloween separate.

589
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Speaker 4: I loved Chris's earring phase.

590
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:13,279
Speaker 1: That was great.

591
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I really regret that now my EMO phase.

592
00:26:17,799 --> 00:26:18,799
Speaker 1: A lot of earring deaths.

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Speaker 4: Like I think there's a lot of earring desks in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's a crossover with ear ring and bucket.

595
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So I have a question. You know, there's the Four Horsemen.

596
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Death is one of them?

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Speaker 4: Hey, Clay Clayton, I thought I thought we were going

598
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to talk about this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, Chris, that's a that's a that's a no

600
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go for that question.

601
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not legally aloud to talk about that right now.

602
00:26:39,319 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, kind of on the outs. It's a complicated,

603
00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:45,440
messy situation. So another time, check check your tabloids.

604
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 4: I'm sure it'll be in there. I don't want to

605
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,599
fuel the zeitgeist right now. I don't want to fuel

606
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,640
the okay redging fans.

607
00:26:52,759 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: No, oh you know what actually, uh death? Do you

608
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:57,720
know what time it is?

609
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Speaker 3: Uh?

610
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 4: What is it? A? Three fifteen?

611
00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 3: All right?

612
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: Time of death? Three fifteen? Great? Okay, well, let's wrap

613
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,640
it up. Let's wrap it up. Super great to have you, Chris.

614
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,799
Speaker 2: You know, I'm glad I got it. Finally got to

615
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:13,359
connect you to you know, it's been.

616
00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 3: A long time coming.

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00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good to finally say. Hell, can I say this?

618
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,759
Clinton can just have a moment, say thank you, Chris. Wow,

619
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,279
thank you for all the death, despair, misery you've put

620
00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:27,680
in the world. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.

622
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: Powerful stuff, powerful stuff. All right, guys, thanks for listening.

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Why don't you hit.

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Speaker 2: Us up on all the social media's and the tiktoks?

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00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, and be sure to look us up

626
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,200
on Facebook and then send invites to all your friends.

627
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,000
Do that, do that annoying thing where you just spam

628
00:27:47,039 --> 00:27:49,559
out things that you like and invite everyone on your

629
00:27:49,559 --> 00:27:53,279
friends list. That's a great way to you know, come

630
00:27:53,319 --> 00:27:56,000
down to hell and come say hi, So go do that.

631
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Speaker 1: Go do that? All right? Thanks you a lot of guys.

632
00:27:58,759 --> 00:28:05,799
Speaker 3: Noll Quinton, Thank you so much, Cole for coming on

633
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:06,400
once again.

634
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 4: It's anytime. This is such a fun show.

635
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,519
Speaker 3: Longtime listeners might know Cole from Steve from the Ranch

636
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:15,720
of Eden. Yeah, but yeah, glad to have you back

637
00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:16,640
on as death.

638
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

639
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 3: So, Cole, where can people find more of you?

640
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 4: You can watch me on some of the more live

641
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:31,240
action personality driven stuff on the RTI Animation YouTube channel.

642
00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:34,240
You can see that at YouTube dot com slash Rooster

643
00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:35,079
Teeth Animation.

644
00:28:35,559 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 2: Cole, You're genuinely one of my favorite people on the planet.

645
00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:40,160
I've actually traveled the world with Cole.

646
00:28:40,039 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: So I'm always happy we have we have on. Yeah,

647
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,079
hopefully we'll go to Japan.

648
00:28:43,839 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 4: If hopefully soon, hopefully soon.

649
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but where can people find you? On social media?

650
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,119
Speaker 4: You can find me on Twitter at Coal, Underscore, Gallion

651
00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:55,119
or a stream cut a bit now that we have

652
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:58,960
all this free time of not being able to go outside,

653
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:03,079
so you can find me at twitch dot tv slash

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Cole galleon c O L G A L l I

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A N and.

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Speaker 1: Ire popping there every now and then. It's always fun.

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00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much for coming one to check

658
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,039
out Cole.

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Speaker 1: All right, bye bye,