Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: It's you, good friend Clayton, and I'm here with my
friend Chris down in the depths of Hell, the deepest,
darkest depths of Hell.
Speaker 1: Chris Halo.
Speaker 3: Hello, So I died recently and my eternal punishment is
to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the underworld.
Speaker 2: That's right, and we decided to start at the very
tippy toppy bottom. That's why we're the deepest darkest parts. Chris,
I can't see you.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me flick around for you. Hold yeah,
you found me. There you are all right, There are
all right.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, there's a light right here. All right, yeah,
and we're good, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Uh well, Chris, guess what what? It's October. Do you
know what that means? Uh, October Fest.
Speaker 2: No, It's it's Halloween month. It's the month Halloween. It's
my favorite month. You know this.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So what do we what are
we doing for Halloween?
Speaker 1: Well, for Halloween, we're gonna be bringing on spooky guests,
spooky guess guess.
Speaker 2: That you know you'd expect in the hell, horrible creatures
from various fiction and and.
Speaker 3: Religion and all of those yeah, it seems like that's
what we normally do, is just bring on guests that
are like dead and spooky and stuff.
Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, I mean, this is just my attempt at
kind of like trying to make this halloweeny, but really, I'm.
Speaker 1: In the whole show.
Speaker 3: You could it's it's just Halloween yeaheah, yeah pretty much. Yeah,
you could listen to any episode any any day of
the month.
Speaker 1: Basically, how many episodes do we have?
Speaker 3: I don't know, a spooky number. Okay, So a couple
of questions from the audience, and then we have a
special spooky guest.
Speaker 1: It's just a normal guest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, okay, okay, So today we're doing the questions
from the good Morning from Hell subreddit. This question from
a user Puzzleheaded Girl fourteen seventy eight. So has Chris
ever tried to kill you? Also, so, like, what happens
if a tortured soul happens to kill his demon? Does
he get to go to heaven or does he become
a champion of Satan in an upcoming war or something?
Because I would think immortal killing his demon would be
considered a big deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be a huge deal.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't Chris, what if you went to heaven if you
try to kill me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I mean I have tried to
kill Clayton.
Speaker 2: But maybe maybe you could do it. Maybe maybe today
is the day. Here, Chris, take this knife, take your shot.
One opportunity do you mine?
Speaker 1: Is your shot? Blow? Come on?
Speaker 2: Kill me?
Speaker 1: Killing it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to answer your question, puzzlehead a girl forty seven, Well,
I can't die, you know, especially not by Chris's hands,
not only because he's just weak and small and frail,
but he just a human can't kill the demon like me.
It actually kind of tickles, you know, sometimes it feels good.
It's like it's like a scratch or a massage. So
there have been multiple times where you know, I've just
let Chris just wail on me, you know, And then
I used to fake it, remember that, Chris.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was. I was like, wow, he's dead, I'm free.
I just have to find my way back. Yeah, and
then he didn't.
Speaker 1: Then I'd be back to pay next day. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it was it was honestly, it was
like you're giving me massages, you know, I'd like I'd
make a big dramatic like oh no, and then I'd
fall down and then you'd like continue to stab my
back and you'd go.
Speaker 1: And aside from the weird noises, it felt great, so
I just let him do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Next question, okay, uh, this is from Overlard Nick.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Forget my assumption, but I assume you have a custom
vanity plate on your PT Cruiser Clayton. I was wondering,
what does it say.
Speaker 1: Oh, I do have a custom vanity plate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I get special opportunities because I am
the current vice president of Hell soon to be the
president of Hell. But yeah, I thought it would be
funny to get something, you know, kind of a little
bit on the longer side. It still fits on the
plate really well, but it says, uh, Chris shit is
pants at the circus on November eighteenth, twenty eighteen, while
on a date. Yeah, it says it all on the
license plate, but it actually because you can't. I didn't
get it exactly like that, so I'd use like numbers
and smart places, so it really says, uh C HR
one five five H one T H one five P
four N T five A T four T THH three
C one R c U five zero N N zero
V three MB three R one nine one A two
oh one A W H one L.
Speaker 1: Three zero N four D four T three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a pretty long license plate. Also, wasn't
my fault? I shit my pants? It was the churros
and then then and then the elephant scared me. Okay,
all right, so it's like I blame the bat chero food.
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever.
Speaker 2: Man. Anyways, this license plate huge. It's like ten feet long.
It actually like extends past the borders of the car.
It's like outside of the bumper. So when I'm driving
down Hell Street, I'm just chopping people's legs off.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then last question here is this is from
Captain Cuttle five for the presidential elections. The Captain wants
to know if there's any way they can help Clayton's
campaign on Earth by influencing voters before they get to Hell.
For the campaign against your brother Satan for president of Hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, as many of you know, I am running
against my brother Satan and the Hell presidential elections. But yeah,
Captain Cuttle five, first of all, thank you for your service.
Speaker 1: I'm saluting you.
Speaker 2: You can't see it, but I am definitely saluting you,
Captain Cuttle five. But yeah, no, I mean the biggest
thing is I'm you know, I'm selling T shirts, so
it's a pretty big, you know, marketing thing. You can
influence others by buying a shirt and then they see
it and they say, WHOA, what a nice shirt.
Speaker 1: Wow, Clayton for Resident of Hell. That's I went in
on that. I can get behind that. That's great.
Speaker 2: In fact, you can actually cast your vote by buying
a vote for Clayton for President of Hell shirt. There's
another shirt available, vote for Gambo shirt. Don't buy that
shirt all right, because then you cast a ballot for Cambo.
Another way that you can spread the word about the
campaign is through TikTok.
Speaker 1: We just got on it.
Speaker 2: We're not really using it, but you can, you know,
go ahead to just like a like a dance, do
a TikTok trend, the TikTok challenge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hail Clayton whatever that is. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. These are all just keywords and I'm
thrown around that. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Where is it? Hail Clayton?
Speaker 2: Sixty nine, Hal Clayton sixty nine, and I think we
got Mourning from Hell as well at Morning from Hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tag us with your TikTok Hall Clayton challenge on
that hashtag. That's the word.
Speaker 3: Okay, moving on, who's our guest this week?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Who do we got this special Halloween?
Speaker 1: Guess? He's actually a big deal.
Speaker 2: You know, he's a guy that's been around that everyone
has had a brush with at some point, and if they.
Speaker 1: Haven't yet, then they soon will. I'm talking about death.
Come on in, hey, ever, let's go in death. Have
a seat. Clayton.
Speaker 4: Good to see him, Good to see my.
Speaker 1: Friend over there here. Let me take that for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so heavy to be careful, so it's pretty heavy.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, really Chris, Chris, good to see you again,
my friend.
Speaker 1: How are you hey?
Speaker 3: I guess I guess we met that one time when
I died.
Speaker 4: That's right, we we've we've only met once before. But
I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: Of your work.
Speaker 3: What what do you mean my work?
Speaker 1: The podcast?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I don't know see that. Uh no,
you helped me so much. You're my second best tool
next to my.
Speaker 1: Sythe Wait and what what How.
Speaker 4: Your ability to make decisions that inadvertently got so many
other people killed is astounding?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chris, death is a very fond of your work.
Speaker 4: Oh, big time, big time. How here at the Reapers,
a Reaper family, we uh, we have certain methods of
killing people, such as like rolling a six billion side
at dice people thinking the right combination of words like
I don't know a orange monkey eagle or something something
like that. But uh, the thing that has surpassed all
of them priority is whether they were affected by Chris's action?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: How am I responsible for anyone's death?
Speaker 4: So like that, I mean your ship story you just
brought up? Uh huh you shit? That scared the elephant.
That had a lasting effect on that elephant. So the
very next town they went to pulled down the entire tent.
There was maimings, there was impalement. The tent literally went
through a child's head.
Speaker 1: Wow, whoa well done, Chris?
Speaker 3: Wait all because I all because I shipped my pants?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you couldn't control your bowels. What happened?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: Like I'm saying, you're allegend. What happens over the time
that that Ted Krazinski he was gonna take a flight.
What he was going to take a flight to Austin?
You had to come back on the flight from La
So he decided to try a road trip, got his car,
got stuck in the desert. He wound up dehydrated, starving
to death. He tried to eat his own leg. It
was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Go Chris, I've heard a new level of respect for
you man.
Speaker 3: Just because I bought a plane ticket.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was somehow your ability to make decisions killed,
I mean too much to count. I were closing in
on the you're still I mean they're still tallying it
out right now, but it's close to a million.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Wait, So to be clear, Chriss, like dead body back
up on Earth is still killing people somehow?
Speaker 1: But what how what is it? Is it like a
radioactive or what?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: I mean just even the decisions he made back then,
even the decisions he made. Now, what kind of coffin
was he buried in?
Speaker 3: How did that kill anyone? Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, because you bought that kind of coffin?
Speaker 1: Well I didn't buy it.
Speaker 3: I just want to be clear, I didn't have any insure.
Speaker 4: It's your life, and sure it's afforded it because you
bought that coffin. A lumberjack had to go harvest Newood
went up there to the trees, the old birch trees
fell off Snap's neck. Mountain light at them, mountainlight shut
them out. It was great, whoa. And then someone slipped
in that mountain lion shit broke their neck, and then
another mountain light out. It just continues, it continues.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, So I'm how many? Is Is that why
I'm in hell? Because of I inadvertently killed people?
Speaker 2: I think I think that among many other reasons. But yeah,
I mean that's a primary reason.
Speaker 1: Chris.
Speaker 2: I mean I kind of knew that about you coming
in and cool boy, Yeah, you've killed a.
Speaker 1: Lot of folks.
Speaker 4: I mean at first we thought there was no way
it could be an accident. Uh huh, that just it
seems so intentional.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it was all unintentional.
Speaker 4: I just want to be clear A little late here,
that isn't it.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we actually have a record.
Speaker 2: We haven't had a book of a lot of Chris's
most famous killing is the greatest hits if you will,
hits as in like.
Speaker 1: You know, deaths. Send that on the table.
Speaker 3: That's a big that's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's a big book. It's a fatty, it's a big one.
Speaker 2: Lucy, let's flip through some of these pages. Let me
see here in the third grade, when you made your
mom that noodle necklace, you know the one. Yeah, well,
so she obviously threw it away because who then wants
a noodle necklace?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: So someone then found that noodle necklace and then tried
to eat it choked to death.
Speaker 1: I love that one. Yeah, good one.
Speaker 3: Well, were these all like bad people?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, I mean there's some of them bad,
some of them bad.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 4: You I mean you've taken out a couple of dictators,
You've taken out a couple uh serial killers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you've you you've thrown off a few countries,
you know, into ketches. Yeah, I mean some of your
actions have resulted in the overthrow of multiple governments.
Speaker 3: Oh, which I guess led to more you know what?
Speaker 4: Ready for what's about to happen to Greenland? Let me
tell you that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was this one time. Let me see,
you were in sophomore year of college. You were walking
from the campus cafeteria back to your dorm. You had
a coke can that you just finished off. You saw
that the recycling bin was a little too full, so
then you threw to the trash.
Speaker 1: Well it actually.
Speaker 2: You missed because your accuracy is shit. It rolled out
into the street. A biker ran into it. He flew
into a bus. The bus ran him over. The bus
skid it on his blood. Both wrecked into the library.
Speaker 1: Hundreds killed. Wait to go, Chris, that's what happened. That's
how that library got destroyed. Yeah that was me. Yeah, yeah,
not mat.
Speaker 4: That happened to be the day that the elementary school
was coming for their college visit. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Chris, let that sink in.
Speaker 2: Well, well, well you again. We can look back at
this book. I mean, there's too many to fill this podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh this is a good one. This is a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: That one time you were on the beach in La
Uh you you stepped on that sun tin bottle you
said on that the suntan lotion like that one little
that last little bit, well, that last little bit was
necessary to protect one certain individual, Timothy James Hawthorne, from
his over exposure to the sun giving him skin cancer.
Speaker 1: What yeah, so he's not he's not dead yet but
soon to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just some poor dude I took it.
So there's just that much sunscreen makes a difference.
Speaker 4: I mean, you need every bit of sunscreen counts.
Speaker 1: Every that says PF, but I call it puff.
Speaker 4: Okay, every every single puff that you can get, every
golden droplet of sunscreen counts. Well.
Speaker 3: Uh, if you're listening, uh what was his name through
the James Awthorne? Uh, Well, if you're listening, Timothy. Uh,
I'm sorry, and make sure to go go get that
mole checked out right now.
Speaker 4: No, it's too late. It's fantasticized, all right.
Speaker 1: But you know, been.
Speaker 2: Focusing a lot on Chris. But let's focus on the
thing you know at hand. Let's let's talk about death.
We brought you on for a reason, so death. You know,
I have so many questions, you know.
Speaker 4: Like, well, I help have the answers.
Speaker 1: I have so many questions.
Speaker 2: First of all, why do they call you the grim Reaper?
I mean you seem like such a happy, cheery guy.
I don't know why they call you grim.
Speaker 4: I don't know either. I mean, one hundred and fifty
thousand people die every day, right, isn't that great. I
mean it's like if you had one hundred and fifty
thousand sales every day, you'd be happy. So sure, I
guess over the years that it's like, oh, look there's
old grim Reaper. Oh look how grim he is. It's
kind of ironic, I take it.
Speaker 3: So it's more of a joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a big old joke. I mean it would it'd
be weird and kind of an ironic. They're like, look,
it's the happy reaper that sounds that doesn't roll up
the tongue as much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's intimidating happy Reaper.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So I guess how did you get into
killing people?
Speaker 4: Well, it's a crazy story. Before I started reaping, I
was actually a janitor. They called me the grim Sweeper.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, and you how did that lead to uh, reaping?
Speaker 4: It's a funny story actually. So one night that was
hard at work sweeping away when I noticed a figure
on the roof of the building I was working at.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: I was a little scared, so I shout it up.
That figure fell off the roof. I went over and
checked it out, and it was this strange skeleton man
in a black cape I immediately called for some help.
While I was waiting, it was it was pretty cold.
I don't know, if you know, Knights and Death Valley
got pretty cold back then. So I was like, oh,
I'll put this cape on and next thing, you know,
the Grim Reaper.
Speaker 2: So you stole the plot of the Santa Claus telling
me it's not stealing if it actually happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe they stole it from you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I haven't seen the Santa Claus movie,
but if I mean, are they are they stealing my
life story?
Speaker 1: Don't bother.
Speaker 2: It's filled with inaccuracies because everybody knows that Santa is
the clone of Satan.
Speaker 3: So well that's yeah, I guess that's one way to
get into the biz.
Speaker 1: Well, so so Death.
Speaker 2: You know what's up with the scythe You know that
thing's really cool. I really shouldn't be asking because I mean,
it speaks for itself. But like, you know what's going
on with that?
Speaker 4: I mean, first off, it's the coolest weapon you can
carry around. For sure, it's like a sword but longer.
Speaker 3: Mmmm, that's true.
Speaker 4: And I mean if you're not if you're if you're
gonna kill people, want to kill people in style. Third
makes an excellent backscratcher.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I know he's really
getting in there. Look at that. Oh does that feel good?
Speaker 3: What about like cutting down like hay or corner. I
don't know, I mean any farming uses.
Speaker 4: I guess it could, right, you know, I only harvest
the souls of the living.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you mentioned earlier about getting this job, Like
are you working for someone or is it just kind
of like your own thing?
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's weird because it's it's like I'm
working for both Heaven and Hell, but I'm not directly
working for them. It's okay, kind of like how your
your your uber drivers don't really work for Taco Bell,
but they bring you talk Bell.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah yeah, he's basically the uber of
the afterlife.
Speaker 4: I'm essentially the right share of the afterlife.
Speaker 3: Okay, well then, but like, who's who's the one with
the app ordering the death's fate? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a whole complicated mess, Chris. I mean,
if we if we had to tell you everything, your
mind would just be blown and then you'd probably kill
more people. You know, because of that, You're you're the
explosion would send ripples and then you'd murder more people,
and we don't want that.
Speaker 4: So oh, hold on, hold on, let's not get let's
talk after this.
Speaker 1: Chris so death. Uh, you know, I gotta ask you
love your job?
Speaker 2: It's very clear. Uh, do you have any favorite kills? Like,
what's what's your what's your greatest hits? You know, what
would you put on your resume on your LinkedIn profile
if you will?
Speaker 4: Oh, Jerry, Jerry, what's his name? Jerry from Minnesota, Jerry Minihan.
That guy was out. Oh why you guys, don't you
guys don't remember Jerry? No, no, Oh, Jerry Minihan from Minnesota.
He sat on a cheese He sat on a cheese
shoot and it went up his butt and it just
like exploded in a cheese explosion with blood guts. Oh,
Jerry Minihan.
Speaker 1: That sounds like so the Christ would due. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I guess it's a creative one.
Speaker 4: Speaking.
Speaker 3: I mean, do you have any favorite methods for killing
people besides cheese shoots?
Speaker 4: I like, I like to switch it up, you know,
the scythe is always the favorite one. One swing of
the site their head falls off. It's great, but I mean,
you've been doing it for this long. You don't just
have one favorite method. Cheese shoot, airplanes, car crash. The
are a little boring. I want to see some fun ones,
you know, involve another living animal, involve a involve a volcano.
Nobody dies by volcanoes anymore. And I will tell you what.
No one dies by quicksand anymore. I miss quicksand yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, what happened to Quicksand why isn't as popular?
Speaker 4: People just don't go outside?
Speaker 3: That makes sense, People just staying indoors.
Speaker 4: I miss icebergs. People used to crash into icebergs all
the time. Titanic, great day, great day, but you know,
people melting all the ice caps. No more, they're trying
it again. I'm excited for Titanic too, but it might
not be as good as the first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what can you do?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, normally huge fan of your work. Death
you know, I think I think you're doing some pretty
crazy stuff. But I do have to ask, why do
you why'd you do Elvis so dirty?
Speaker 1: Why why'd you do that to him?
Speaker 4: Oh Elvis? Oh well so okay, I'll give a little
peek behind the curtain. H when we go to the
hard as a soul, we have about an hour long
window of time to kill him anytime within that hour.
He didn't leave the toilet the entire hour. What am
I supposed to do? He's there the entire time shipping
his brains out for.
Speaker 1: A whole hour. For a whole hour.
Speaker 4: I don't know anyone could eat that much. Oh my god,
you're the fat sack of ship with me?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I guess that's someonet on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I tried. I tried to find any opportunity.
At one point it looked like he was getting up,
but that was just the ship lifting him off the
toilet for a second.
Speaker 3: Oh man, what did wouldn't his wouldn't his like butt
go numb, fall asleep?
Speaker 4: I guess at a certain point.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you know you're talking about how you like to
mix things up and you know creative ways.
Speaker 1: Of killing people? Is that is that final destination? Movies?
That is that the real things?
Speaker 2: Do you do?
Speaker 4: Like a whole Like, No, that's a that's a comedy.
That's such a funny series. What if death used up?
I'm telling you six hundred Seve hudred years without a mistake.
What if we acted like we killed people and then
they didn't know it.
Speaker 3: Oh well, so it's just yeah, it's really y'all just
watch it for fun.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's like you get really high man and
just turn on some final destination. It's great. I mean
they are creative and very very I loved the hand
in the disposal. I haven't seen one of those.
Speaker 2: In a while.
Speaker 4: People don't use disposals anymore.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 3: So you mentioned earlier that you the headquarters for Death
is in Death Valley?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: What kind of building is it?
Speaker 4: Used to be in Death Ballley? You know, it was
in Death Valley for so long and we at the
at the Reaper Family try to maintain an unbiased between
heaven and Hell and Death Valley was getting a little
little close to y'all down here, so we we decided
to move somewhere more neutral and found the most to
neutral location in the world, Newcastle, Delaware.
Speaker 3: Newcastle, Delaware.
Speaker 1: Choice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it is neither good nor evil, it
just is.
Speaker 1: It's just so it's land. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was built in eighteen thirty two and was one
of the first roads in the country.
Speaker 1: Look at the big brain on death. Is some wicked trivia, dude,
Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It was an essential link between the north and South
in eighteen fifty six.
Speaker 3: Okay, so, so how many people live in Newcastle? New
people live in Newcastle?
Speaker 4: A very neutral five thousand, five hundred and nineteen.
Speaker 3: Very neutral, the most neutral number, but one of.
Speaker 4: The most neutral. Uh, it's actually five thousand, five hundred
and eighteen is the most neutral number. But no town
has five thousand, five hundred and eighteen.
Speaker 2: Well, this is a long shot, but if any of
our listeners live in or near Newcastle, come by, say hey, yeah,
come by, say hey to death, take a picture with them.
Speaker 3: Where where in Newcastle are you located?
Speaker 4: So our office is actually now behind the Terry House
and Breakfast at the corner of Delaware and Second Street
in Newcastle, Delaware location.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 4: Oh it's beautiful, beautiful man. You guys gotta come up sometime. Sorry, Chris, sorry,
you can't.
Speaker 3: Does does do the people have that bed and breakfast
know that they're right next to Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's wanted to bring out some bring us some coffee,
bring us a egg, Benedict.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 4: Yeh, I kind of gave them a little lease. I
was like, hey, I'll let you know when it's coming.
Speaker 2: So what's all this business about cheating death? What's what's
going on there? What is that? Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, it really sucks. You know, you're in a committed
relationship with six billion people and someone tries to go
and be unfaithful, be unah, be adulterous, and I just
don't like it.
Speaker 1: How do they do that?
Speaker 4: All sorts of ways. They try taking aspirin, antibiotics, disinfectants, size,
that's the good one. People think exercise staves off depth though, Uh,
but no, it's there's all these I'm faithful, I'm honest.
I'm truthful to you. I just hope that you would
be the same with me and stop stop this. Let's
just have an honest conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stop being stop going behind your back.
Speaker 4: Yeah I can see all around me. You can't get
behind my back.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm curious.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of expressions for like dying, like
why like why bite the dust?
Speaker 4: The first thing we give you when you die is
some is some sugar dust. Sugar dust help sweeten the
sweet the load. You're dead, you remember, Chris, give you
some sugar dust.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: It's the whole time period is a little like you know,
fuzzy fair fair. Yeah, that's nice, that's very nice of you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really helps, uh, lessen the load of making
the jump to the afterlight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about kicking the bucket?
Speaker 4: So with that kicking the bucket, that's after eighteen thirty one,
when there were a lot of best involved in kicking buckets.
Oh yeah, a lot of broken toes that got infected.
One person lost a foot just kicked the kicked the bucket.
The buck was so hard his foot fell right off.
One time a guy kicked a bucket to another guy's head.
It cut about like six inches into his brain. Sharp
buckets back then, eighteen thirty one, sharp buckets, sharp bucket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something Chris would do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why would they make buckets?
Speaker 4: Chris killed if you guys with some buckets? Really, Chris,
Chris took out a few with some buckets. I think
we have a if you look at the index in
the book, it's got to be the buckets.
Speaker 3: Buckets really stitching.
Speaker 1: Through Wow, wow, one hundred and twelve bucket tests. Yeah,
these are crazy.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Let me see uh this one some kid was going
bobbing for apples, and apparently while Chris was bending his
head in there, his earring fell off, and then the
kid stabbed his own head. The ear ring infection killed him.
Two weeks later, you brought the earring.
Speaker 4: I thought it was the one where the kids swallowed
the ear ring and it tore up his insides.
Speaker 1: That was the next Halloween separate.
Speaker 4: I loved Chris's earring phase.
Speaker 1: That was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really regret that now my EMO phase.
Speaker 1: A lot of earring deaths.
Speaker 4: Like I think there's a lot of earring desks in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's a crossover with ear ring and bucket.
So I have a question. You know, there's the Four Horsemen.
Death is one of them?
Speaker 4: Hey, Clay Clayton, I thought I thought we were going
to talk about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, Chris, that's a that's a that's a no
go for that question.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not legally aloud to talk about that right now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, kind of on the outs. It's a complicated,
messy situation. So another time, check check your tabloids.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it'll be in there. I don't want to
fuel the zeitgeist right now. I don't want to fuel
the okay redging fans.
Speaker 1: No, oh you know what actually, uh death? Do you
know what time it is?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: What is it? A? Three fifteen?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Time of death? Three fifteen? Great? Okay, well, let's wrap
it up. Let's wrap it up. Super great to have you, Chris.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm glad I got it. Finally got to
connect you to you know, it's been.
Speaker 3: A long time coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good to finally say. Hell, can I say this?
Clinton can just have a moment, say thank you, Chris. Wow,
thank you for all the death, despair, misery you've put
in the world. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Powerful stuff, powerful stuff. All right, guys, thanks for listening.
Why don't you hit.
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Speaker 3: All right, yeah, and be sure to look us up
on Facebook and then send invites to all your friends.
Do that, do that annoying thing where you just spam
out things that you like and invite everyone on your
friends list. That's a great way to you know, come
down to hell and come say hi, So go do that.
Speaker 1: Go do that? All right? Thanks you a lot of guys.
Speaker 3: Noll Quinton, Thank you so much, Cole for coming on
once again.
Speaker 4: It's anytime. This is such a fun show.
Speaker 3: Longtime listeners might know Cole from Steve from the Ranch
of Eden. Yeah, but yeah, glad to have you back
on as death.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, Cole, where can people find more of you?
Speaker 4: You can watch me on some of the more live
action personality driven stuff on the RTI Animation YouTube channel.
You can see that at YouTube dot com slash Rooster
Teeth Animation.
Speaker 2: Cole, You're genuinely one of my favorite people on the planet.
I've actually traveled the world with Cole.
Speaker 1: So I'm always happy we have we have on. Yeah,
hopefully we'll go to Japan.
Speaker 4: If hopefully soon, hopefully soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but where can people find you? On social media?
Speaker 4: You can find me on Twitter at Coal, Underscore, Gallion
or a stream cut a bit now that we have
all this free time of not being able to go outside,
so you can find me at twitch dot tv slash
Cole galleon c O L G A L l I
A N and.
Speaker 1: Ire popping there every now and then. It's always fun.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much for coming one to check
out Cole.
Speaker 1: All right, bye bye,