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Speaker 1: a short ditty for you today, So I'm going through.
Speaker 1: I guess it's for the ladies, and maybe it's a
Speaker 1: positive story for you guys. I hope. So I'm going
Speaker 1: through the early stages of you know that thing, and
Speaker 1: when you take out all the ick, the you know,
Speaker 1: the night sweats, the hot flashes, the showers three four
Speaker 1: times a day and yeah, yeah, yeah, all the ick. Right,
Speaker 1: I have to say I'm one of those ladies for
Speaker 1: that week, my sex drives through the roof. I mean,
Speaker 1: like literally, my lover's like, please don't attack me in bed.
Speaker 1: I mean he's so used to me reaching out, playing
Speaker 1: with and touching him and maybe even suck on his
Speaker 1: cock a little bit as he walk into the kitchen
Speaker 1: and or coming by. You know, I love to He
Speaker 1: wears these those tight longer boxers not you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what they're called, but they're a little long.
Speaker 1: They don't go directly to the knee. But I just mm,
Speaker 1: so I always tell them, you know him, I lovingly say,
Speaker 1: you know, why don't you go down to the local
Speaker 1: coffee shop and complain to the you know how men
Speaker 1: They have the you know, the older men they go
Speaker 1: and they have the to get away for coffee and whatever.
Speaker 1: Go job. I don't know what you guys do jaw
Speaker 1: jack right, And I said, why don't you go down
Speaker 1: when they're complaining about whatever, bring up the fact that
Speaker 1: you're escaping from getting your dick sucked at least four
Speaker 1: times a day or getting tackled and wanting to be fucked.
Speaker 1: You know. So, yes, there, I don't so, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's because I had a high sex drive
Speaker 1: to begin with, or if it's you know, something else.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, so instead of so far, so
Speaker 1: far in my priest of my sex drive has gotten
Speaker 1: higher than what it normally was. So I mean, I
Speaker 1: can keep my hands off my clitt and stuff. I'm
Speaker 1: just my skin's more sensitive. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: if anybody would want to, like I said, passed all
Speaker 1: the ick and stuff like that. My skin is so sensitive.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, I'm ready to go now, and you
Speaker 1: can ask him. I'm usually on a warm summer, I mean,
Speaker 1: like I can be talked into it anytime. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just that way. But this, yes, it makes me
Speaker 1: want to just like pounce, like immediately pounds as he
Speaker 1: walks through that door, or you know. I mean, I
Speaker 1: never thought I would be on this end of it.
Speaker 1: So even working on the lines, you would you would
Speaker 1: hear men describe their partner or whatever, and they would
Speaker 1: say that they feel like they're so dried out they
Speaker 1: don't get attention, and you know, the usual blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And that's something I've never understood. And
Speaker 1: I'm not putting our our gender down here, but you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure he's taken care of, so you know.
Speaker 1: And I I joke with him and said, it's not
Speaker 1: like you're gonna get raw because as juicy as I am,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. So let me, what do you
Speaker 1: guys think? Are we feeling bad for him? Are we
Speaker 1: feeling bad that I want to tackle him and you know,
Speaker 1: tie him up and having him as my own sex
Speaker 1: life for this week and lett him cry it out.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's not complaining that bad, guys, He's
Speaker 1: just you know, he's got this move when we go
Speaker 1: lay down, I try to start something and he hides
Speaker 1: his lips. Can I pout? Yeah? I do. I'll admit
Speaker 1: that out loud. So what do you guys think? Do
Speaker 1: we feel sorry for him? I really want to know
Speaker 1: you know what time it is and it's time to
Speaker 1: sit back. Or let's let's have a whiskey with some
Speaker 1: filthy cherries, of course, and explore some morotic fantasies from
Speaker 1: people just like you and me. Dear Nicky, here's part
Speaker 1: two of the first night with Ash, after we've broken
Speaker 1: away from the bonfire party to discreetly fuck. I wish
Speaker 1: I was a better rider to express the detail and
Speaker 1: primal list that we felt that night, So I left
Speaker 1: off with Ash wrapped around my neck and able to
Speaker 1: support herself on her legs due to the explosive squirting orgasm.
Speaker 1: I was playing with her pussy lips and sliding my
Speaker 1: fingers up and down her soaking lips. I slid two
Speaker 1: fingers into her pussy while thumbing her click with my thumb.
Speaker 1: I could feel her pussy tighten around my fingers, feeling
Speaker 1: her hips push against my hand. She regrained the strength
Speaker 1: of her legs and stood up, pulled my finger out
Speaker 1: of her pussy, and brought my finger to her mouth
Speaker 1: and licked my finger clean. She smiled and took me
Speaker 1: deeper into the room. Out of the doorway, Ash stopped
Speaker 1: and turned around and grabbed my face, and we started
Speaker 1: kissing passionately, exploring each other's mouths, hands, fumbling with clothes
Speaker 1: between gasps, she growled, I wanna fuck you lay down,
Speaker 1: So I did what I was told and played down.
Speaker 1: My cock had regained its strength and laying down it
Speaker 1: looked like a handle. Ashes words, not mine, but due
Speaker 1: to my size and length, Ash had to grab a
Speaker 1: hold of my cock and pull it up. Ash straddleby
Speaker 1: staying on her feet. She lowered her pussy onto my cock,
Speaker 1: guiding it into her soaking lit pussy, holding my cock
Speaker 1: until she was holding my cock with her pussy. She
Speaker 1: continued to lower herself down until I was bawl deep
Speaker 1: in beside her. At this point, Ash removed her shirt
Speaker 1: and brawl, exposing her small breast and perky pierced nipples
Speaker 1: to the cold night air. The shiver that rolled down
Speaker 1: her spine continued down to my cock. Ash reached down
Speaker 1: and grabbed the base of my cock. As she slid
Speaker 1: up my cock and then back down, Her head rocked
Speaker 1: back as she took full length of my cock. We
Speaker 1: can hear her juices splash out of her pussy. Ash
Speaker 1: rose up and slid down my cock a few times.
Speaker 1: Then slid all the way off my cock, using her
Speaker 1: hand to stroke my cock but hold on at the
Speaker 1: same time, then guiding her pussy back onto my cock.
Speaker 1: This would soon be something that could get Ash off
Speaker 1: every time, putting my cop as deep as I can
Speaker 1: into Ash's pussy, then pulling it completely out, then diving
Speaker 1: back into her pussy until her body stopped my thrust.
Speaker 1: A few times of this and she was a goner.
Speaker 1: But those are other stories. This first time, she exposed
Speaker 1: her pussy to the cold and would shiver as she
Speaker 1: slid back down my cock. After a few goes of
Speaker 1: pulling my cock out and then sliding back in, Ash
Speaker 1: said she wanted it deeper and rolled her upstanding my
Speaker 1: cock deep into her pussy, hitting her g spot with
Speaker 1: my cock. I could see her eyes rolling into the
Speaker 1: back of her head and biting her lip. Her hand
Speaker 1: left my cock and grabbed my chest. Her other hand
Speaker 1: joined her other on my chest. As she rolled her
Speaker 1: hips on my cock. I grabbed her hip and ass,
Speaker 1: pushing my cock further onto her pussy. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: her pussy had swallowed my balls, allowing me to go
Speaker 1: deeper inside her. We flogged like this for only a
Speaker 1: few more thrust than Ash's eyes popped open and her
Speaker 1: lips quick a cause at that point, ashes pussy tightened
Speaker 1: around my cock, then spasmed so hard that she pushed
Speaker 1: my cock completely out as she squirted for the second time.
Speaker 1: Feeling Ash squirt all over my cock and stomach hit
Speaker 1: a button that I did not know I had, I
Speaker 1: told her I was going to come, and she jumped
Speaker 1: up took my cock into her mouth. I came so
Speaker 1: hard A lost count of how many times my cock spasmed.
Speaker 1: But what I saw when I was coming in her
Speaker 1: mouth was Ash reaching between her legs and she was
Speaker 1: still squirting. It was the hottest thing ever. After she
Speaker 1: was done sucking all that came out of my cock,
Speaker 1: she grabbed my hand and pulled me up. We need
Speaker 1: to get back before anyone notices were gone, she said.
Speaker 1: We got dressed in the dark and fumbled with our
Speaker 1: clothes as we continued kissing and grabbing at each other.
Speaker 1: Once dressed, we headed back to the group in fire.
Speaker 1: Funny enough, no one knew we were gone. Tom Well,
Speaker 1: hello Tom. So the first part of Tom's story was
Speaker 1: actually last week, so if you want to hear more,
Speaker 1: go there or the last episode, I should say, so
Speaker 1: we had to split it up. Sometimes when confessions come
Speaker 1: in that are so long, Darcy splits them up so
Speaker 1: we can have a variety. He says. What I did
Speaker 1: like about this is he said, you sent it digital
Speaker 1: carrier pigeon, So that's quite hot. I know what it's
Speaker 1: like to when he hits that g spot ever so right.
Speaker 1: And I'm not a big squirter all the time. It
Speaker 1: I am just not. It just I'm not. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm not. But occasionally I do. And what it is,
Speaker 1: it's it's not a lot. I'm not a I don't know.
Speaker 1: You'd have to ask him. I'm not a gusher by
Speaker 1: any means. But it is strong and oh oh oh Vica.
Speaker 1: So yes, there's just something like sneaking off from a
Speaker 1: crowd and having a moment. Have you ever done it?
Speaker 1: Snuck away from a group when you're out, don't have
Speaker 1: to be camping, could be dinner, could be at your
Speaker 1: own place, could be their place, at a pool party
Speaker 1: or something else. Hmm, have I no? Have I been tempted, absolutely,
Speaker 1: But it seems like every time that I'm tempted, there's
Speaker 1: somebody like there's no way I can get away because
Speaker 1: I'm a main part of Leer Rabat. So yeah, might
Speaker 1: just have to a club, stink him in and fuck
Speaker 1: him in the room. Hmm, I'll have to let you
Speaker 1: know where I'm going, guys. Derniki, It's been a weird
Speaker 1: year for me sexually. I got out of an almost
Speaker 1: decade long relationship filled with amazing sex that I never
Speaker 1: had to question. That does weird things to you when
Speaker 1: you get back out there. I start liking the first
Speaker 1: person I go on a date with, like an idiot.
Speaker 1: The sex is fine, serviceable, and we're both getting off.
Speaker 1: We both have an idea of what each other likes,
Speaker 1: but he never really gets into it, never really lets go.
Speaker 1: I ask him why, and he says it's because of
Speaker 1: who you are, whatever that means. He says that he
Speaker 1: can't fuck me the way he wants to, that he
Speaker 1: respects me too much. I almost don't want to ask
Speaker 1: the follow up question, but I have to. Now do
Speaker 1: you respect women less after you fuck them? No? Of
Speaker 1: course not. He's offended. That's the really weird part. I
Speaker 1: don't think that at all. I believe him. He asked
Speaker 1: me if I remember the scene in the Sopranos, where
Speaker 1: Tony's talking about cheating on his wife Carmela. They ask
Speaker 1: him why he has a girlfriend. I do things with
Speaker 1: her that I can't do with my wife. Why can't
Speaker 1: you do them with your wife? Hey, that mouth she
Speaker 1: kisses my kids good night with? What are you crazy?
Speaker 1: He says? This is how most men feel about their
Speaker 1: girl friends. God, how did men get so fucked up?
Speaker 1: I decide to hold my tongue on two things. One,
Speaker 1: I'm not your girl friend. Two that scene is actually
Speaker 1: from analyze this. I feel too sexual and I'm not
Speaker 1: sexual enough all at once, or like my sexuality is
Speaker 1: just wrong. The question of our sex becomes something that
Speaker 1: won't go away. I still fuck other people. Their desires
Speaker 1: feel good. They tell me all things that they like
Speaker 1: about my body, the things they like about how I am.
Speaker 1: Each one is a small band aid. I go around
Speaker 1: collecting them, all slightly different colors, and all too small
Speaker 1: and too surface to really do anything at all. I
Speaker 1: know what they like, each one of them different, but
Speaker 1: also is it the same. I submit to each of
Speaker 1: them differently, but also a kind of the same. How
Speaker 1: can I not understand these things about him? It makes
Speaker 1: no sense? Sometimes I wonder if this is just me
Speaker 1: self sabotaging my favorite sport. Somehow, we start talking about
Speaker 1: having a threesome. I'm more curious than anything else. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting at a table with him and a chick he
Speaker 1: was dating previously. Her dark hair is cut in a
Speaker 1: cool way that frames her pretty face. I see her hands,
Speaker 1: I see the way her lips show her top teeth
Speaker 1: instead of her bottom teeth when she talks, A weird
Speaker 1: thing I've always liked, she continued to surprise me during
Speaker 1: this conversation. Were more similar than I thought we'd be.
Speaker 1: It becomes more obvious that this is happening. We go
Speaker 1: back to his place. We're all sitting on the couch.
Speaker 1: He kisses me, and then her, and then her and
Speaker 1: I kiss each other. She unbuttons my shirt and takes
Speaker 1: it off. She's soft but direct, which I like. I
Speaker 1: sense that we both have similar enthusiasms for sex. We
Speaker 1: move down to the floor and me on top of her.
Speaker 1: It's much softer than being with a man. I like
Speaker 1: it a lot. Oh my god, this is fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: I see in between kissing her. I can't believe you
Speaker 1: get to be with women every time. I say to him,
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure where he is. This is so
Speaker 1: good that he has this kind of cease to exist.
Speaker 1: Every dude has ceased to exist. I swear to God
Speaker 1: I might not go back her and I moved to
Speaker 1: his bed, and we have the best sixty nine ever experienced.
Speaker 1: This feels good. We're both licking each other's pussies and asses,
Speaker 1: and it's sitting me into another dimension. I like the
Speaker 1: way she is sexual, brave, shameless. I love the tattoos
Speaker 1: on her skin and how her body feels. I slip
Speaker 1: two fingers inside her and watch how she reacts. Her
Speaker 1: moans are soft and deep, coming from somewhere dark her.
Speaker 1: I tell her that she has a nice pussy. Going
Speaker 1: down on hers amazing. I could do it for days.
Speaker 1: I can't get enough of me inside her hands, tongue.
Speaker 1: I wish my mouth was bigger so I could devour
Speaker 1: more of her. I hold my palm up near her
Speaker 1: face and tell her to lick it the way she
Speaker 1: likes her pussy licked. I want to know her. I
Speaker 1: want to know what she likes. I feel her tongue
Speaker 1: on my hand. It's slow and broad. I match what
Speaker 1: she's doing with my tongue on her clip. I try
Speaker 1: to burn it into my memory so I can do
Speaker 1: it how she likes. Over and over. I am high
Speaker 1: on lust in dopamine. The highlights come back to me later,
Speaker 1: licking my entire palm and slapping her ass hard, the
Speaker 1: way her ass looks with my hands on it. Him
Speaker 1: grabbing the back of my hair and holding my head
Speaker 1: above his cock. So I have to beg to suck
Speaker 1: his cock. Please let me. I want it, my mouth
Speaker 1: so bad I need it, both of us wrapping our
Speaker 1: mouths around his clock together share girls, Her asking me
Speaker 1: to fuck her ass while he's fucking her. I put
Speaker 1: my fingers in her ass. I can feel his clock
Speaker 1: inside her. It's so dirty and twisted together and hot.
Speaker 1: Me riding him and her getting behind me, her nipple
Speaker 1: rings pressing against my back, my hands reaching around, desperate
Speaker 1: for her to be closer to me, putting my fingers
Speaker 1: into her ass and pulling her into my rhythm. Her
Speaker 1: moaning for him to wrap his hands around her neck,
Speaker 1: her telling him to press into her the mattress harder.
Speaker 1: Watching her come for the first time, She curls up
Speaker 1: on the bed while we just watch her orgasm her
Speaker 1: whispering how hot it was to see me on top
Speaker 1: of him. It makes me feel seen and understood somehow,
Speaker 1: her dirty talk let me feel your big bull slap
Speaker 1: mind pussy when he bends me over and focks me
Speaker 1: from behind, of us laying on the bed, making out
Speaker 1: as he stands above us, getting himself close, him coming
Speaker 1: in her mouth and mine, then on our faces the
Speaker 1: way I lick it off her face and then rub
Speaker 1: our faces together while I kiss her, laughing together about it.
Speaker 1: It's a shame he didn't stay around to see this.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking hot. Part of me is glad it
Speaker 1: ended how it started, with both of us women just
Speaker 1: wrapped up together enough for one other. I remember how
Speaker 1: we laughed together at the beginning too. We sleep together,
Speaker 1: We wake up together. He fucks both of us and
Speaker 1: comes inside me. We lay around for a little while
Speaker 1: until he realizes he wants to fuck her again. He
Speaker 1: asks if he can fuck her, and I say yes.
Speaker 1: He always referred to some nubualis's kind of sex he likes,
Speaker 1: but was never able to really be able to explain
Speaker 1: to me what it was. I'm not sure what I
Speaker 1: was expecting, but I was definitely not expecting to see
Speaker 1: something I reckon. He's fucking her well the way I
Speaker 1: like to be fucked. It's so strange to see him
Speaker 1: want someone to enjoy sex as an act with someone else.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize he was capable of having this kind
Speaker 1: of sex. He's fucking her so hard, but they find
Speaker 1: pockets of tenderness together. She almost falls off the bed
Speaker 1: and he grabs her and says, don't worry, We've got you.
Speaker 1: He's comfortable with her saying what he wants, doing what
Speaker 1: he wants. There's a real connection I can feel. He
Speaker 1: puts their faces together for me. He tells her to
Speaker 1: look at me and turns her face towards me. He
Speaker 1: can tell I like watching their faces push together, one
Speaker 1: on top of the other, but contrasting emotions, hers of
Speaker 1: surrender next to his force like sex, versions of a
Speaker 1: comedy and a tragedy masks. Our faces are so close
Speaker 1: to each other, I can feel their breath. The sunlight
Speaker 1: is breaking across her face, and it's so fucking beautiful.
Speaker 1: I thought, why would just be hot. I wasn't prepared
Speaker 1: for how truly moving it would be. It's so incredible
Speaker 1: to watch people lost in that moment. Afterwards, he tells
Speaker 1: me one of his favorite things during was just watching
Speaker 1: me watch them, the look of fascination on my face.
Speaker 1: How moved I was. That's the shit they don't tell
Speaker 1: you about a threesome. It can be the deepest, most
Speaker 1: moving sext you've had in a long time. Cassie, Well, hello, Cassie,
Speaker 1: how are you? This was? You know, I never thought
Speaker 1: of a threesome being this way. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: I kind of have, but you know, when I think
Speaker 1: of it, I always think, oh, it's just you're thinking
Speaker 1: of rainbows and unicorns and cotton candy. You know. I
Speaker 1: was about to say something else, but I do like this.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like when you can connect with someone on
Speaker 1: that sexual level. It is I wouldn't say rare, but
Speaker 1: to have it all come together and to make it
Speaker 1: three for each person to have exactly what you want,
Speaker 1: and it makes it, can we say beautiful? I like
Speaker 1: the fact that there was things I never thought of
Speaker 1: when you described how the top teeth turned you on
Speaker 1: instead of the bottom, And as I was reading that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know that is you know, just the tips.
Speaker 1: I was like, then, you know that is kind of attractive?
Speaker 1: And then I thought, gosh, they do show that in
Speaker 1: a lot of movies, you know, and TV shows the
Speaker 1: top teeth, not necessarily the bottom. Maybe because I don't
Speaker 1: know really why. It's a kind of a thought and
Speaker 1: research thing on my end, but just the whole act
Speaker 1: in itself, it really truly was just breathtaking. I really
Speaker 1: don't know how to put it, but going back to
Speaker 1: how she started being with someone that sometimes you have
Speaker 1: to settle and unfortunately and we all try not to
Speaker 1: for various reasons. You know, sometimes you hear of people
Speaker 1: having great sex life, but you know she was a
Speaker 1: crazy bitch or hey was just you know, neurotic or
Speaker 1: a narcissist. But the sex was great, and then you
Speaker 1: could have a different partner where they're very settled, everything's
Speaker 1: put together, there's no drama, and like she put it,
Speaker 1: you know, it satisfied us. There was not that you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say pain, but there wasn't that
Speaker 1: just it thing. I understood that more and she put
Speaker 1: it in better words him right now, But I totally
Speaker 1: got that. I totally got when she said, we don't
Speaker 1: I have this one over here, in this one over there,
Speaker 1: and they all give me tiny pieces of my whole,
Speaker 1: but I'm never really feel whole. So I actually really
Speaker 1: liked that. I understood that more than I don't know
Speaker 1: it just hey, that makes sense. Not that I'm in
Speaker 1: that right now. I'm very thoroughly in the latter. I
Speaker 1: have both. So have you did you read? Did this
Speaker 1: speak to you in any way? I mean it did me.
Speaker 1: It made me think of threesome is completely different. I
Speaker 1: thought it was just sex. Where now that I think
Speaker 1: of this one person that I've mentioned her before, and
Speaker 1: when I look at her, I think of these things
Speaker 1: the way she was thinking about her, and I think
Speaker 1: of her a lot. And no, there's still no story
Speaker 1: to tell, and not that I would. So if she
Speaker 1: is listening, pay specifically careful attention to the story. And
Speaker 1: there's just something about that, you know. So if you're
Speaker 1: blushing right now, please don't be working out because you
Speaker 1: know you've told me that story. However, there's just something
Speaker 1: about that, you know. I've really lost for words, and
Speaker 1: normally I can go on a tangent right, So again,
Speaker 1: I would love to hear everybody's thoughts on this. Does
Speaker 1: this make if you think of threesomes differently? And did it.
Speaker 1: Did she speak to you the way I understood it,
Speaker 1: Like like you know, when you're with somebody and you
Speaker 1: can have multiple sex partners and they each give you
Speaker 1: a whole set, but it doesn't really quite quench the thirst.
Speaker 1: Another thing that I found interesting about this was, and
Speaker 1: I kind of got this line growing up, was you're
Speaker 1: not the one I wanted to You know, you're not
Speaker 1: the one I wanted. You're not the one that you
Speaker 1: play with. You know, you're not the fuck you're You're
Speaker 1: the one to check home to mom and dad. And
Speaker 1: now I truly do live. You know, a lady in
Speaker 1: the street and the freak and the bad kind of thing,
Speaker 1: at least I try. I don't know. You'll have to
Speaker 1: ask him, but I so I get that. And what
Speaker 1: I don't understand is I don't think he was at
Speaker 1: that place. And she quoted a movie that I don't
Speaker 1: think i've seen. You know, I remember it didn't sound familiar,
Speaker 1: but my head went to ladies and Genji might know this,
Speaker 1: But sex and the city where? And I think it
Speaker 1: was Charlotte. She found her husband mas masturbating, masturbating to
Speaker 1: a porn magazine, I think, and I think he kind
Speaker 1: of said that to her, you know where, because she
Speaker 1: was she was the prim and proper you know check.
Speaker 1: I mean, she had the pearls and then the sweaters
Speaker 1: and you know, just that girl. And you know that's
Speaker 1: something I don't understand. And so, gentlemen, if you are
Speaker 1: being just satisfactory because you don't want to be freaky
Speaker 1: with your wife, you know, hopefully she's not giving you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be freaky you know kind of vibes.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping she's like, you know, pull my hair and
Speaker 1: fuck me hard, because I know I would be so
Speaker 1: that all this. I know, I'm all over the place
Speaker 1: here just because I'm flabbercasted by this story because it
Speaker 1: really just kind of spoke to me in so many ways.
Speaker 1: But that bothered me that he said that to her. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: It bothered me that he basically said, you know, you're good,
Speaker 1: you get two shoes, but I need freaky shit and
Speaker 1: I don't want to have it with you, like I
Speaker 1: can't look at you. And even though she brought it
Speaker 1: up to him and said, you know, called him out
Speaker 1: on it, he was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I want to know what it was. What is it?
Speaker 1: What is so bad you'll think I say no too.
Speaker 1: And obviously it was this. Obviously it was this, Cassie.
Speaker 1: I'm betting this wasn't the last time. And I want
Speaker 1: to know more. That's all I'm saying. I want to
Speaker 1: know more. I think this is the perfect place to
Speaker 1: stop for the day. I want to thank you again
Speaker 1: for joining me. Don't forget check out the Pineapple app.
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Speaker 1: Met him over in the UK swingeth on and I'll
Speaker 1: get to see him again in November. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to it. And enclosing, Hell, lover, why don't I just
Speaker 1: come into bed slide my mouth around that cock like
Speaker 1: you tell me? No, m I think I should give
Speaker 1: it a try. What do you think? I really want
Speaker 1: to know? Until the next time, ladies and gents, have
Speaker 1: a fucking fabulous week.