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Here it is New Year's e. Oh, it can't be
what you're still standing up.
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Just a minute, Red, I'll have you know. I do it.
Speaker 1: In five h I celebrate New Year's e by listening
to the radio, and then at twelve o'clock I have
a warm glass of milk and go to bed.
Speaker 2: That's fine. Forest Lawn heard about you at the night. Well,
how are you gonna bring the New Year in? Red?
I got nothing to do with it. I'll stand there
and it'll come on it's own. You know, I've got
a hunts that forty seven is my year to win
the Academy Award. I mean next year, No, when I'm
forty seven.
Speaker 1: Well, I sure hope it doesn't rain like it did
at Christmas time. Yeah, you know, the Chamber of Commerce
out here in California was really wonderful to everyone.
Speaker 2: They gave him a pool in their back yard.
Speaker 1: Say, by the way, Red, how do you like that
cocker spaniel puppy that burn and I gave you for Christmas?
Speaker 2: Oh, he's a corker, he is. He's wonderful. He knows
more tricks. How did you ever teach him to tear
up a rug like that? That forty call it dogs.
I'm gonna call him nineteen forty six. If he doesn't
behave he's going out to night.
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Speaker 1: He's a sly one in me.
Speaker 2: He's send it at nine oh three am. It says
nineteen forty six was filled with hope. Let's see if
we can make nineteen forty seven filled with skelton. There's
two ways to take that. A plump.
Speaker 1: Say you're gonna make New Year's resolutions, Red, Yeah, I'm
I'm making the first resolution.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to punch any tigers in the mouth
this year. What kind of a resolution is that you
never have punched a tiger in them? I know, But
I'm gonna have a resolution this year that I can keep.
Speaker 3: You going through Rose games and one.
Speaker 2: The guy that wrote that it's no longer with us,
you know.
Speaker 3: Rose game?
Speaker 2: Am I going to the Rose good? And I'm gonna
watch the game from my front porch. You can't see
anything there. You left thirty miles away. It's closer than
those fifty dollars bargains they're selling. Take it buck Listen.
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Speaker 3: No I never.
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Speaker 6: These stories in the Skeleton scrap Book of Satire also
has poetry.
Speaker 2: And music about old man winter.
Speaker 1: In the Yukon was found once a bum frozen stiff
over his bottle of rum. Unable to straighten this mbred
with satan. They just buried the bum in the drum.
Chapter one. I'll get the man who got my go.
Speaker 7: Lord.
Speaker 8: I don't blame him from not one to stop it.
As long as he's running, you can keep going man,
and my freezing your nose cool.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I speched him three miles back in a fellow.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 2: Maybe you had two heads and you're lost one of
you knows. You say, is it always this cold up here?
Only nine months out of the year, then the freezing spells?
That's it.
Speaker 8: I got a notion to set in my fire, set
fire to my cellar.
Speaker 2: Large column. This gout not get hot headed here, old brother,
not that I really less time back.
Speaker 8: Look at them snow clouds ahead while were heading for
a pleasant I'm so cold now, I'm tone.
Speaker 2: In blue navy that you we can't turn back. We
can't turn back. Yeah, no, we can't turn back.
Speaker 3: I gotta turn back and read it.
Speaker 2: Why I gotta claim Tim Harkins, the critter that stole
my gal and my gold clean. Yeah, well, money ain't everything.
Speaker 8: And as far as the gal is concerned while there's
plenty more fish in the sea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't intend to marry up with no Macro.
Speaker 6: I love Clementine. She's really a beautiful girl. She's gotta
swan like Nick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of gals have. She got web feet too.
We're gonna marry her someday. Yeah. Well how about that
gallon aldorider? And there's something fishy about her, you.
Speaker 1: Mean because her eyes are on the side of her head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But she was a good girl. Her heart was
like the army opens wo men between the ages of
eighteen and thirty five.
Speaker 3: Well, we better get a move on or.
Speaker 6: We're gonna freeze to death up here. Someday I'm gonna
go where it never gets cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're gonna have to die to make it. Yeah. Look,
there's a town of head. We'll write for it. What
do you say, JE say?
Speaker 3: What time is it that I don't know?
Speaker 2: U swalled my Mickey mouse watched the other day? Really
does it give you any trouble? Who? We want to
try to wind it.
Speaker 8: But I don't think these horses are gone to last
much longer.
Speaker 2: Why the snow is balling up on the hooves.
Speaker 6: Well, just reaching my saddle pack there, get thatir square
to the page fifty seven.
Speaker 2: It'll melt that snow and no time. The same guy
that wrote that joke wrote the other one in the had.
Speaker 6: Portvoicecockers stayed up all night to write there.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe we can stop and trade these horses for
a couple of dog teams.
Speaker 1: Okay, well boy, maybe.
Speaker 6: We can get the Brooklyn Dodgers. We'll go into this
uh trading policy here and get warm up a nice
place here.
Speaker 2: Yeah fine, look at.
Speaker 8: That fine that fire, shut that door, shit your track,
milk this pus.
Speaker 2: I don't take that kind of talk from nobody or
a basher girl.
Speaker 6: Eh, look, get back to the wilderness. Wolf girl, there's
Jim's present. Ain't you got more money?
Speaker 2: And I'll have you know I'm a self made woman. Yeah,
she lets somebody else do the.
Speaker 3: Face you show missed it? What can I do for you?
Speaker 2: Gypsy? He ain't gypsies? Man, you're wearing earrings him his icyicle.
You get any dog teams, per saved dog teams, not
as like you might be heading preathering off.
Speaker 7: You must be on a pretty important mission to pike
this blizzard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: A sage brusher named Jim Hawkins. He stole my gal
and my money. Jim Hawkins.
Speaker 6: Uh, well, your destination has been reached to find him
over the kandyke honk It Hall, probably with Fred Ellen.
Speaker 8: Well, come on, Pardoner, say look, mister dad, I you
I mean yes, you are you really walking into trouble?
That Jim Hawkins is the fad man with a party
fire and a good shot too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you ain't doing bad with it. I can shoot
fast as anybody. You see that playing cone hanging from
that tree?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What see that born door over there?
Speaker 6: Come on, we'll go inside here, Hey, up here a player?
Is there a gal around here named Clementine?
Speaker 9: Yes, she's over there.
Speaker 2: He's laughing. Boy. Then you know he's.
Speaker 4: Happy because he finally got a line.
Speaker 6: Here's a dollar tipple boy, who'll get a haircut?
Speaker 2: Will you? Thanks for what they're going to say out again? Yeah,
you won't have to pay.
Speaker 6: Dues now, Pa Trolla will never recognize therefore smoking you
could have a brush fire there.
Speaker 2: You know there's my old gal. Howdy gal? How this strange?
There ain't no stranger, gall It's me? Did I?
Speaker 4: How did I didn't recognize you just scare me up
the past.
Speaker 2: I don't doubt it.
Speaker 6: Gal, seems like I'm always scaring people when Halloween A
scared my mother and father is dead.
Speaker 7: Huh I was born, by the way, did I aren't
you getting a little artie?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: Well? I gorgeous hand painted tie?
Speaker 2: Say? Look is that a petty girl you got painted
on that time?
Speaker 6: No, that's Lena Romya, the actress. I always like to
feel it. Women like Lena Romya is hanging around my neck.
Speaker 2: Same boy wrote it. I came a long way through
this storm to see you. You gotta give up this guy,
Jim Hawkin, Well, I guess I do have what a take? Yeah?
Too bad? What you got ain't taking though?
Speaker 6: Well, hardy, Jim, I ain't up here looking for trouble.
Just come to get Megal and my money, and to
take you back to Texas. I ain't looking for no trouble.
Boys down there gotta rope nick tie waiting for you.
Speaker 3: You talk like a tough man.
Speaker 2: You try and act like, well, I ain't acting.
Speaker 1: Where I come from. We the whole steer at one
sitting for you. Yeah, well, where I come from.
Speaker 6: We take a row steer, butter it so it'll slide
down easier. And then we sit in a hot kittle
of boiling water to cook it like a kettle of water.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're acting very childish. We shouldn't be fighting. You
can have your gal take her with you, but leave
me here. You didn't even have to come all the
way up here, did I? No?
Speaker 2: You could have wrote me a letter. I'd just sent
her back. Please, she loves you. If you got money,
take her back to Texas, but please leave me here.
I can't stand that climate. Please, my boy, control yourself.
We ain't selling.
Speaker 7: Soap, you know, Yeah, said I leave a cord here.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, I couldn't stand to see him hang around.
We get through the blizzard. That was looking for a
dog tea, Well I got to twelve dogs of this
lead dogs.
Speaker 1: He's a mile that you ever seen.
Speaker 6: Nice and friendly too, Yeah, holly boy, Yeah, he does
seem friendly for a.
Speaker 2: Peak, and he's don't he go ahead ted him.
Speaker 6: He can't fight, no teeth, A nice boy won't fight.
Speaker 2: You see the fingers on my left hand, Taste little
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Speaker 1: Chapter two, The first snow. Junior made a snowball real quick,
threw it at a guy with a walking stick. He
was knocked out cold. And if the truth were told,
inside of the trick was a brick.
Speaker 9: Oh what a beautiful sight, the earth blanketed in snow.
Speaker 7: Oh, Junior, Yet you know sometimes.
Speaker 2: I slide down the bank. Story, you'll bit quicker.
Speaker 7: What did your break there? Put that outside and come here?
You did you look upstairs?
Speaker 6: Not me? I don't read them window blinds. Not after
what happened in the last time. Boy, I forgot to
let go the cordon. I shot up with the blind wound.
Speaker 2: Me around the little road. I got to work, sponginger, got.
Speaker 7: Made the window.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got the wind.
Speaker 3: You Oh.
Speaker 2: Did this mean a sugar shorty? Get yolder?
Speaker 7: No, Pa, No, that's snow snow.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I'm going to make an man. I'm gonna
make him look like Uncle Kim cagea hopperty if I
can find stools. But enough looking snow? Can I go
out and play? Well?
Speaker 7: You have your long underwear around.
Speaker 2: I got on my long heavy and I got on
my heavy shirt and me wo shocks me passed me.
I catch me over, cood.
Speaker 9: I'm proud of you addressing yourself without my health.
Speaker 2: How did you do it? I slept in him last night.
Speaker 9: You can go outside, assend. Okay, I'll go with you
and pick up the morning paper. Careful going down the steps.
Speaker 7: Now there's the three Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you all right? Now? Hurt me arm?
Speaker 7: Did you bump your funny bone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I me funny bone? Or he sent your humor? Hey?
Where do all your sies come from?
Speaker 7: Mother nature freezes the water?
Speaker 2: Boy, she really got stiff last night.
Speaker 7: They watch me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go very whopping.
Speaker 7: Oh, I know you haven't just go belly wopping, Junior.
You need a slant now, she tells me he's doing niking.
A snowball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a nice, big, fat, juicy one.
Speaker 7: You wouldn't hit red.
Speaker 6: No, Sometimes I wonder why they let women vote. Makes
your fanny look he's wearing a new Derby hat.
Speaker 8: And me with a snowball.
Speaker 6: Now he already no better than that.
Speaker 2: I'll just close me and hope for the best. Oh boy,
the good thing He had his kisser open and it
hit him. Writing the must here comes, he comes run.
Speaker 8: Of the juicy.
Speaker 1: What Jr? Did?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: What he hit me with a snowball? It was patted
around the brick. It was nagga brick. It wasn't nagger, but.
Speaker 3: It was a boy.
Speaker 2: It was flagstone.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: Should be ashamed of yourself. You throw snowballs and people
won't like you. Well that'll be an improvement because you
hate me. Now, I.
Speaker 7: Look, young man, you behave yourself.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll try, but I'm fighting a losing battle. I
know you. I'll throw that other snowball down. Okay, broken,
I'm stage window, Grandma.
Speaker 7: Why did you do that on purple?
Speaker 2: No, honest, I didn't. I was aiming at the downstairs window.
Speaker 5: Oh you were.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to count.
Speaker 7: You're going to tell what.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill everybody.
Speaker 6: You used to be a whack Lieutenant George Washington, Charley.
Speaker 7: You know I'm not settled on.
Speaker 2: No, We're crushing the Delaware tonight. Lu can't good.
Speaker 8: I'll have coffee and doughnuts ready of adoption.
Speaker 6: Boy, I showing my grandma.
Speaker 2: Well, I must be going wherever you're going.
Speaker 5: Somewhere lives the.
Speaker 2: Where you go eat your Tom Tom books winter sports.
Would you cart to go skiing? Runner?
Speaker 7: Oh no, I know nothing about skiing.
Speaker 1: Hey, Grandma, you got biggee see gig, you're not no boy.
Speaker 2: He's sure that he's toenails. Get away from me.
Speaker 6: You'll get them flat top boy, Look at them feet.
They sure getting a lot of vitamins.
Speaker 2: Lately. World are skis and it's a great sport. Junior,
I want me slide down the side of this little hill.
Speaker 7: Oh isn't that dangerous?
Speaker 2: Don't talk about it. Let him go. He wants to
show up. I'm not showing off you, and you're a
good skiers. Probably give an exhibition of his skill skiing.
Ever since I learned to walk, well, here go, you
can go.
Speaker 6: Made it now he can learn the walkersgain. Maybe I
couldn't have prided your shoe laces together.
Speaker 5: It's all right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well it's too cool for me, Junior. Come on,
let's go here.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get too bored and tie him on my
feet and make myself a pair of skis and then
go sliding down the street.
Speaker 9: Know you aren't you might bump into an automobile. Indent defenders, Yes,
does you love me?
Speaker 3: Don't you?
Speaker 9: You just better forget the idea, right, you might get
going too fast and slide and the snow drift and
get buried.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 6: I like to get buried in one of them snowbanks.
Speaker 2: I get buried so.
Speaker 6: Deep, but they won't be able to find me to
a spring saw, you know, and then I will be there,
frozen stiff, and then the boot you you will find
me and they'll say, oh, look at this delicious frozen food.
Then they will come over and have your picnic and
start picking up on me widow bones, you know, and
you'll say, oh, what a good widdow boy. And now
will be froze stiffer than a California driver on New
Year's Jesus, I will be dead.
Speaker 2: You know what you call.
Speaker 7: Matter? It serves your ride, always bringing out such weird
saw weird bless his little hart bleady.
Speaker 9: Now, if you want to stay outside and play, go
get the sledge your grandfather made for you.
Speaker 2: No, I got think too big and you heavy?
Speaker 7: Oh it isn't so heavy.
Speaker 2: Then how come I tied it on the back end
of a greyhound brush and it stole it dead?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm going inside now.
Speaker 9: If you're good, I'll buy you some candy later, some
candy for me? How much our whole big pennies with whip? Well, thanks, booty.
Speaker 7: Do you come in now if you get cold?
Speaker 2: Okay? Well, here I is Jore alone. Anybody got a
heart trouble? You can leave now, I think. Gone over
to mister franchise and see what he is doing? You
know again?
Speaker 3: You you do this?
Speaker 2: No you don't know? Well, oh, there he is here,
young mister b Jr. Come here and say what I'm
making for you? That is no man, that's no man.
He's a cool frye is many you is? What are
you good for? Everyone loves a snowman? What's he doing
on my sled?
Speaker 1: That's so you can pull him over in your own
yard and show your grandmother there is the sled rope now,
and that's mighty neighbor.
Speaker 2: Are you a gonna to take just no man and
show him to me? Hey, grandma, com me you could
have work, a need living room? Give me here, give
you here, you look over with the fireplace here.
Speaker 7: Good heavens, where did that water come from?
Speaker 2: But I don't know. Ask the snowman. He was your last.
Speaker 7: He didn't bring a snowman.
Speaker 2: In the house. Yeah, it's your can'd wi you me?
And he was so cold and I try to bring
him in.
Speaker 7: The name your warmed up?
Speaker 2: I give up, you don't.
Speaker 1: I'm will all be back to the next kiuse at
the same time. Red Skelton, David Warriston his orchestra, need
Alice Burne, Falton, G. G. Pearson, Pat McGee and wonderful
Smith and yours Juliard O'Connor on the next year.
Speaker 2: To them, this is red skeleton thing. Goodbye now, thanks
for listening, and maybe we wish you all a very
prosperous new year. Happy new Year, everybody.
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