WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.760 --> 00:00:03.279 I'd rather have a Raleigh. 2 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:04.799 I'd rather have a Raleigh. 3 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:07.360 I'd rather have a Raleigh. I'd rather have. 4 00:00:07.360 --> 00:00:10.519 A Raleigh because Raleigh is the only cigarette that gives 5 00:00:10.560 --> 00:00:36.399 you all. Three from Hollywood, The Raleigh Cigarette Program starring 6 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:39.679 Red Skelton with David Forrester and his orchestra, Gg Pearson, 7 00:00:39.719 --> 00:00:42.759 Brenda Felton are Singing, Star Aida Alice, Pat McGee and 8 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:58.240 our guest Wonderful Smith and yours truly right O'Connor. It's 9 00:00:58.240 --> 00:01:01.039 a pleasure to bring you metroport In Mayor popular comedian 10 00:01:01.039 --> 00:01:03.759 in the Star The Role Cigarette Program, Red. 11 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:16.519 Scalffy, Thank you very much, Thank you, and good evening, 12 00:01:16.599 --> 00:01:18.560 ladies and gentlemen, and happy New Year. 13 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:21.480 Happy New Year to you, Happy New Year to you too, 14 00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:23.879 Happy New Year to you, well, Happy. 15 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:27.040 New Year to you. How we picked that around enough 16 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:30.040 for this year? Why how did you bring the New 17 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:32.000 Year in? I had nothing to do with it. I 18 00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:35.400 woke up this morning and there it was. You know. 19 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:37.120 Well, during the last year, a lot of water has 20 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:38.000 passed over the dam. 21 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:42.519 Yeah, in sunny California too, a lot of people got soaked. 22 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:42.760 You know. 23 00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:46.840 While I was. 24 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:49.159 Reading an eventful three hundred and sixty five ways. You know, 25 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:50.959 the war ended, a lot of the boys came back 26 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:53.120 from overseas. Racing was stopped. 27 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:57.439 Did Tracy went on a diet? Wow? 28 00:01:57.519 --> 00:01:59.319 I wonder what the New Year has a store for us? 29 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:00.359 Butterye hope. 30 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:04.000 Say, did you hear in the Oklahoma Saint Mary's game today? 31 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:04.159 Right? 32 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:06.319 Yes? And it was really exciting. I was sitting in 33 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:09.759 front of my radio and I could just picture Bing Crosby, Crosby, 34 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:15.240 Bing Crosby and ingred Bergman sitting on the fifty yard 35 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:17.639 line ringing their bells for the home team. 36 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:22.240 It wasn't Hollywood Boulevard crowded last night. 37 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:24.080 You mean say the Old street was creeping? 38 00:02:24.479 --> 00:02:26.879 Yeah, the New Year's festivities were really rollicking. 39 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:29.840 Well you said that people were climbing up those Christmas 40 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:32.919 trees like monkeys. They had to give me a banana 41 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:38.680 before I'd come down. Four guys got arrested for jay 42 00:02:38.719 --> 00:02:42.159 staggering last night. Hey, there was one fellow walked into 43 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:45.479 into a place and he says to the bartender, a marine, 44 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.759 he's here, I got a pleasant right, he's got a present, 45 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:54.039 A live lobster here. So the bartender says the most 46 00:02:54.039 --> 00:02:56.719 thanks a lot he's I'll take it home to eat. 47 00:02:56.759 --> 00:02:59.560 The guy she's, don't do that, take him to a movie. 48 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:00.599 He's all already eating. 49 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:13.039 I'll tell you to make any resolutions for that bad 50 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:17.159 It wasn't in the Did you make any resolutions for 51 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:18.039 nineteen forty six? 52 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:19.639 Yeah? I got a couple. I'll tell you I won't 53 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:22.960 be able to keep them. Well, Happy New Year to 54 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.960 you and you Red. They tell me, how did you 55 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:26.680 see the New year? 56 00:03:26.759 --> 00:03:26.800 In? 57 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:27.240 Oh? 58 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:28.800 I spent the evening with my mother. 59 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:35.520 Yeah, no other girl can make that stick. That is 60 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:38.400 still breathing. What did I enjoy? The Red? 61 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:41.280 We listened to the radio and really had a wonderful time. 62 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:42.919 There was only one thing wrong. 63 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:45.599 Just as I got to bed, about twelve thirty, some 64 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:48.080 crazy fellows started palming at my door. 65 00:03:48.080 --> 00:03:49.319 Why I could have killed him. 66 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:56.240 Gee, that's awful. What did you do? I nearly got killed? Say? 67 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:58.280 Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Rode? 68 00:03:58.319 --> 00:04:00.360 Oh, I certainly? Did you know? I resolved be more 69 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:01.159 helpful to people? 70 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:03.639 Oh, well, you know, sort of a two tone ton, 71 00:04:04.039 --> 00:04:09.039 mister Anthony. Huh, Well, look I've got a problem. I've 72 00:04:09.039 --> 00:04:11.319 got a problem. You are a happy little blimp, But 73 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:16.759 that I can't find an apartment, mister O'Connor, and I'm 74 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:19.120 sick of living in that two chest with the built 75 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:20.720 in burden, mat do you? 76 00:04:22.199 --> 00:04:24.480 But I can't do anything about the housing short he's read. 77 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:26.959 But when it comes to brand new cars, that's different, 78 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:30.040 you know, friends, The makers of Rowley Cigarettes are giving 79 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:33.720 brand new cars away every day. Yes, each and every 80 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:37.720 day someone wins the Chevrolet. That's seven winners, seven cars 81 00:04:37.759 --> 00:04:40.439 given away every week. You can win one just as 82 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:41.800 easily as the winner. I'll announce in. 83 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:43.759 A few seconds. This is all you have to do. 84 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:47.399 Complete this sentence in twenty five words or left. We 85 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:51.639 should all buy victory bombs because, got it. We should 86 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:55.920 all buy victory bombs because Send your entries to Raleigh Cigarettes, 87 00:04:56.199 --> 00:05:00.839 Box twelve Toundred, Chicago, Illinois, together with two complete from 88 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:02.759 two packs of Rawleigh cigarettes. 89 00:05:02.959 --> 00:05:05.720 Now, don't put it off. Write your prize winning sentence 90 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:08.399 and mail it tonight. Win yourself a brand new car, 91 00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:15.000 just as this winner of December twenty eighth. 92 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:19.759 The winner of December the twenty eighth was my cousin Joe. 93 00:05:23.839 --> 00:05:26.040 And will he be surprised he didn't even send in 94 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:31.279 an entry? No, I'm kidding I'm kidding. The real winner 95 00:05:31.399 --> 00:05:37.000 was Carl Bergstrom, Junior of Superior, Wisconsin. And congratulations mister Bergstrom. 96 00:05:37.040 --> 00:05:39.360 More winners and outsta on this program tonight. 97 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:43.439 And remember, smokers, Raleighs are the only cigarettes that give 98 00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:45.680 you all free throat. 99 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:49.279 Protection, better taste, lasting freshness. 100 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:51.720 Thank you, gentlemen. And now it's time for Anita Ellis 101 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:55.240 to answer a musical question. How deep is the ocean? 102 00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:16.920 How much do I love you? 103 00:06:19.959 --> 00:06:22.600 I'll tell you no lie? 104 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:34.160 Hoary is the ocean? Ahhh is the skull? 105 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:44.879 Many times the day I think of you? 106 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:55.199 Many rolls a sprinkle. 107 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:56.959 With good. 108 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:07.519 How far would I travel just to be? 109 00:07:12.279 --> 00:07:15.319 How far is the june. 110 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:20.920 The fee start. 111 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:38.319 Of a long How much would I crown? Hardy is 112 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:47.439 the ocean? Oh? High is the sky? The strength of 113 00:07:47.680 --> 00:07:49.319 my love for. 114 00:07:49.560 --> 00:08:03.240 You is nore than a hot and all? Oh it is. 115 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:29.079 A very much, Thank you very much. The first story 116 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:31.560 we read this year from our skelt and scrap Book 117 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:38.440 of Satire is entitled Bells and Resolution. Our characters are fictional. 118 00:08:38.799 --> 00:08:41.720 If you think there's any similarity to person's living. 119 00:08:42.120 --> 00:08:44.120 Don't you believe it. 120 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:56.080 Chapter thirty three is entitled The Bells of Big fourk, Montana. 121 00:08:56.720 --> 00:08:59.399 Once upon a time there lived a fearless cowboy named 122 00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:02.480 Dead Eye, and every year he would ride into town 123 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:05.600 the help of the New York Years Celebration a week 124 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:12.320 in advance, the Fliphead County. 125 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:16.519 Whoo oo. 126 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:27.759 Awcome on horse and horse finds ever Nickoley, get on him. 127 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:32.000 Juke boxers. Think I'll go into Big Jim Brown's bar. Here, 128 00:09:36.879 --> 00:09:45.919 Howdy bunks, Hey, piano player, how about playing my favorite too? No, no, no, 129 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:55.679 not that one, the other one Accident Symphony. I love that. 130 00:09:57.279 --> 00:10:01.200 Oh there's Migual Margie the Clippers. So long since I've 131 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.600 seen a woman. I don't know whether you hug him 132 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:07.039 before you say howdy or after howdy dead I I 133 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:12.039 guess it's after Happy New Year. Girl. Guy, he looks 134 00:10:12.080 --> 00:10:13.200 sweeping up the kids. 135 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:15.320 Yeah, and you look dumb enough to try umph. 136 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:18.279 Yeah, same old gall. 137 00:10:19.919 --> 00:10:23.159 And you're the same old Dead Eye. Still bull legged? 138 00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:25.000 White, ain't so bull legged? 139 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:26.480 Then put your knees together. 140 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:31.000 Well look at that four feet taller. 141 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:34.360 What's new, Dead Eye? 142 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:36.519 What's this? I heard about you having a pistol duel 143 00:10:36.559 --> 00:10:37.039 with a host. 144 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:38.759 Fate thought you were going to reform. 145 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:41.080 I thought you resolved in nineteen forty five to get 146 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:43.720 a steady job and take home an honest man's living. 147 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:46.639 I did you show me where the honest man hides it, 148 00:10:46.639 --> 00:10:47.080 and I'll. 149 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:47.440 Take it home. 150 00:10:47.440 --> 00:10:51.000 In nineteen forty six, did you fight this guy in 151 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:51.679 honest stool? 152 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:54.840 Yeah? Even let him shoot first, and I stepped from 153 00:10:54.840 --> 00:10:58.759 behind the tree and plugged him. It was fair and square. 154 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:01.000 I got a fair deal and he got a square box. 155 00:11:03.159 --> 00:11:05.559 Well, are you going to bring in the new year 156 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:07.679 with the honest law Biden citizens of this town? 157 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:08.240 Yeah? 158 00:11:08.399 --> 00:11:11.039 By the way, how many good low Biden citizens are 159 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:11.919 there in this town? 160 00:11:12.039 --> 00:11:12.320 Now? 161 00:11:12.639 --> 00:11:18.639 I don't know. Mis google a cemetery in count huh? Hey, 162 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:21.039 do you homebreys? Want to make a thousand dollars? A 163 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:24.240 thousand dollars sounds like somebody pretty desperate for a pound 164 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:27.600 of butter, don't it? Four days for New. 165 00:11:27.519 --> 00:11:29.879 Year's even I'll pay a thousand dollars to anyone who 166 00:11:30.039 --> 00:11:32.039 rides to the top of McGregor Mountain and ring that 167 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:34.480 bell on the old Mission tower at midnight. You got 168 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:37.879 your man there, a stranger, I'm the best cowboy in 169 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:40.759 the West. Of course, I don't have a pretty English 170 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:42.200 accent like Errol Flynn. 171 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:44.360 I am brave you. 172 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:50.720 Ring that bell a thousand dollars as your jedi? 173 00:11:51.080 --> 00:11:53.559 Are you not? The Blackfoot Engines say that bell is bad, 174 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:55.000 not to anyone who goes near it. 175 00:11:55.159 --> 00:11:57.559 Yeah, that's why I'm hiring somebody that don't know about 176 00:11:57.559 --> 00:12:00.759 the so called superstition of that bell and him ring it. 177 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:03.600 Gosh, did I you think of everything? 178 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:09.200 Don't you know? Just them pictures in that squire who 179 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:12.519 just came in over there? Oh they enables howdy stranger 180 00:12:12.559 --> 00:12:16.039 around here? Yeap, fine from Texas handhandle only when I 181 00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:22.279 can't fine work. They nice gear you're wearing there, them 182 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:25.600 boots they genuine cala hid sure is. I'll prove it. 183 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:26.600 I'll rub them together. 184 00:12:34.759 --> 00:12:38.360 Great a too. Say, how would you like a job 185 00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:40.799 around here? Bringing in the new year? We need someone 186 00:12:40.840 --> 00:12:43.360 to ring a bell. How much do you pay? I'll 187 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.720 pay what I feel like? What do you want? 188 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:46.200 Uh? 189 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:47.600 I want you to feel good? 190 00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:51.080 Shall I say twenty dollars? 191 00:12:51.159 --> 00:12:53.840 If you want to go ahead say twenty dollars, I'm 192 00:12:53.840 --> 00:12:54.600 gonna say ten. 193 00:12:56.279 --> 00:12:58.919 Okay, it's a deal that sounds like a better deal 194 00:12:59.039 --> 00:13:00.159 than if you don't pay me. 195 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:01.279 You don't owe me so much? 196 00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:09.559 Yeah, well, shall we get going. The horses are outside. 197 00:13:09.600 --> 00:13:11.080 Okay, I saw your horse. 198 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:13.600 He looks just like that long rangers heard silver. 199 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:19.919 No, this is his brother, stainless steel. Well, we're offering 200 00:13:19.960 --> 00:13:22.559 the big bell. Holong all along said. 201 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:33.039 I stay deadI whey is this bell? 202 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:35.919 We've been planning for three days and I'm mighty hungry. 203 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:38.679 Why I'm so skinny now I'm holding my pants up 204 00:13:38.679 --> 00:13:39.000 with my. 205 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:40.159 Teeth and it ain't easy. 206 00:13:40.279 --> 00:13:45.200 I'll come no teeth. Well, why don't you forget about food? 207 00:13:45.279 --> 00:13:48.759 Think about something else, think about women. I'd rather think 208 00:13:48.799 --> 00:13:52.279 about food instead of women. Ye, boy, I hope I 209 00:13:52.360 --> 00:14:00.720 never get that hungry. There it is big bell in 210 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:04.159 the robins Old mission. There. Look how big that thing is? 211 00:14:04.919 --> 00:14:07.279 Kind of cold? Here we still got five minutes before 212 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:08.759 nineteen forty six. 213 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:11.960 Dada, what's that big black thing walking around the front 214 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:13.519 door that looks like a bear? 215 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:16.120 A bear? Don't be silly. You're just so hungry. You 216 00:14:16.159 --> 00:14:20.080 think you see food. That's a marah, It looks like 217 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:26.919 a bell. It's a mara, of course. Uh. Some miragers 218 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:31.039 are noisier than others. Look, you go over and make 219 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:33.559 friends with that bear, and I'll go up and ring 220 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:38.159 the bell. Who me. That's who I'm looking at. Look 221 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:40.879 that bear just is scary. You are a him. 222 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:42.919 I don't see no goose pimples on him. 223 00:14:44.039 --> 00:14:45.840 I will go on over there. If you would to 224 00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:48.519 go over there real fast, that bear would run yeah 225 00:14:48.759 --> 00:14:55.759 home and tell the other bears what he's found for dinner. Look, 226 00:14:55.799 --> 00:14:57.919 i'll tell you what. He's getting pretty close to it. 227 00:14:57.960 --> 00:14:59.480 You go ring the bell and I'll take care of 228 00:14:59.519 --> 00:15:03.200 the bear. That's funny. I'm going forward, but my feet 229 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:07.960 are going backwards. All right, bear, Now none of that stuff. 230 00:15:08.080 --> 00:15:10.799 Just come a little closer, Just come a little closer. 231 00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:16.320 Well that was a little too close. Did he get you? No? 232 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:18.519 But help me get eat my pants out of his teeth. 233 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:23.440 I'll fix him. This forty five will make him lay 234 00:15:23.440 --> 00:15:28.919 down and take notes. Man bare Now all right, I'll 235 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:30.679 lay down, bear, But give me my gunbag. 236 00:15:32.759 --> 00:15:36.440 Are you that I'm up to the bell and it's 237 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:37.159 midnight and. 238 00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:39.519 We're going to get that thousand bucks? Go ahead, ring it, 239 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:43.000 I dog, we've. 240 00:15:42.840 --> 00:15:43.960 Got look out for the bell. 241 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:48.200 I'll look bear, I've had enough out of you. I'm 242 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:51.559 gonna open your mountain, break your jaws with my bare hands. 243 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:57.600 Oh well, I can always count that money with my toes, 244 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:09.759 say red. 245 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:11.799 Let's start the new year off right for someone by 246 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:12.960 giving them a swell fry. 247 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:18.600 Okay, missus lou Buttons, you win, Van Johnson. 248 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:23.799 A red We're gonna announce another winner in Raleigh's Car 249 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:26.759 Day contests. You know, friends, Each and every day someone 250 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:30.039 wins a brand new car. Every day, mind you, seven 251 00:16:30.120 --> 00:16:32.960 cars each week. To date, fifty cars have already been 252 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:35.919 given away by the makers of Rawley Cigarettes, and one 253 00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:38.399 of these might just as well be yours. They're new 254 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:41.120 nineteen forty six Chevrolets, and they're so easy to win. 255 00:16:41.519 --> 00:16:42.759 This is all you have to do. 256 00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:46.320 Complete this sentence in twenty five additional words or left. 257 00:16:46.799 --> 00:16:50.679 We shall all buy victory bonds. Because send your entries 258 00:16:50.679 --> 00:16:54.840 to Rawley Cigarettes, Box twelve hundred, Chicago, Illinois, together with 259 00:16:54.919 --> 00:16:58.279 two complete rappers from two packs of Rawleigh Cigarettes. 260 00:16:58.480 --> 00:16:59.320 Enter again and again. 261 00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:03.000 Because winner are chosen from entries received each day, Yes, 262 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:04.480 each day a new winner. 263 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:08.519 Entries are judged on uniqueness, originality, and most condensing statement 264 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:12.839 Judge's decision final juplicate prizes. In case of ties, entries 265 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:16.799 become property of Rawleigh Cigarettes. Contests limited to United States 266 00:17:16.839 --> 00:17:18.640 and members of the Armed Forces abroad. 267 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:19.680 Send in your. 268 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:22.240 Prize winning sentence tonight and win yourself a new car 269 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:30.720 just as this winner of December twenty ninth a new 270 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:34.680 Chevrolet goes to Dan Benson of Salt Lake City, Utah. 271 00:17:35.039 --> 00:17:38.359 Congratulations mister Benson. More winners announced tomorrow night on The 272 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:39.960 Raleigh Room starring Hill the Guard. 273 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:41.640 Be sure to listen. 274 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:46.839 Thank you, and now back to Forever two chapter thirty 275 00:17:46.839 --> 00:17:49.319 five of the Skeleton scrap Book. As we turn the page, 276 00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:51.839 we find a clipping from Believe It or Not It 277 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:55.160 says David Forster is the only musician in the world 278 00:17:55.279 --> 00:18:00.440 whose orchestra is composed of thirty two relatives. Night, the 279 00:18:00.480 --> 00:20:11.799 old Forester family will sagger through the Camptown races. Thank you. 280 00:20:11.799 --> 00:20:14.000 You have a few relatives in the audience to tonight. 281 00:20:14.079 --> 00:20:18.039 I see chapter thirty six and the scrap book is 282 00:20:18.200 --> 00:20:27.519 entitled Resolutions Starting the New Year right as a feat 283 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:31.480 for some people, but wronger right. Junior shows Granny that 284 00:20:31.519 --> 00:20:39.480 he is still the mean wat of care in the back, 285 00:20:39.559 --> 00:20:43.400 our back, our back up, bringing in the back. I'm 286 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:44.480 in a. 287 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:52.119 Cower, Junia, where are you? Where are you? 288 00:20:52.319 --> 00:20:53.839 I'm in here taking a cower. 289 00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:59.480 O cow that's a good going, happy new year. 290 00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:01.720 Shame do you grandma commands? 291 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:06.480 Oh no, dear, Granny'll stay out here while you're taking 292 00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:07.160 your shower. 293 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:09.400 No, come on, it's all right, Come on it. I 294 00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:15.480 got my cloth. God what junior? 295 00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:19.680 Oh, dear, and I'm nineteen forty six, would be different? 296 00:21:22.359 --> 00:21:24.480 Look at you, you're soaking wet. 297 00:21:24.599 --> 00:21:25.319 I am messing. 298 00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:29.359 When you take a shower, You're supposed to take your 299 00:21:29.359 --> 00:21:30.039 clothes off. 300 00:21:30.440 --> 00:21:33.799 Now, she tells me, did you wash. 301 00:21:33.680 --> 00:21:34.359 Your face school? 302 00:21:34.440 --> 00:21:34.960 That I did? 303 00:21:35.480 --> 00:21:37.319 What's all that dirt behind your ears? 304 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:40.720 That's where I wash it too, Junior? 305 00:21:41.599 --> 00:21:43.200 Do you know what day this is? 306 00:21:43.359 --> 00:21:45.960 Certainly? I did. I wasn't born yetterday, you know? 307 00:21:46.440 --> 00:21:47.799 Well what day is it? 308 00:21:47.880 --> 00:21:51.440 Well, let's see thirty days hish September and uncle George 309 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:53.000 for driving while he was junior? 310 00:21:56.279 --> 00:21:59.759 I asked you what d this is? Does you know certainly? 311 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:02.480 And why you we both waste each other's time discussing 312 00:22:02.519 --> 00:22:08.480 something we both know by women are sosparating. Sometimes you'll beating. 313 00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:12.079 So yeah, and I can look that word up from here. 314 00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:14.960 This is the first day of the new year. 315 00:22:15.240 --> 00:22:18.559 Yeah, and it should be full of new possibilities, you know, 316 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:21.440 I hope that you've made a resolution to do bigger 317 00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:24.480 and death thing that die high your die had. If 318 00:22:24.599 --> 00:22:28.319 me resolutions work out like I had them plan this year, 319 00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:35.079 the fire department should be pretty busy. What do you 320 00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:39.599 mean you will hear about it later? I had been 321 00:22:39.680 --> 00:22:45.640 reading up on the atomic bomb. Not only will you 322 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:48.400 hear about it, the whole town. We'll hear about it. 323 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:51.480 Part of me here, part of me, dire, part of 324 00:22:51.519 --> 00:22:55.920 me that will be junior all over there. 325 00:22:56.839 --> 00:23:04.960 You're only kidding you, Yes, and kid, do you realize 326 00:23:05.000 --> 00:23:06.200 what New Year's they mean? 327 00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:08.519 Yes? I does. It means that Grandpa won't be able 328 00:23:08.519 --> 00:23:09.880 to get out of bed for two days. 329 00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:11.519 That's enough. 330 00:23:12.319 --> 00:23:14.839 Now, now get early and change your clothes. They'll go 331 00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:16.839 say happy New Year to dim the hockey. 332 00:23:16.920 --> 00:23:32.400 Oh oh the good part of the Now, hold onto 333 00:23:32.440 --> 00:23:32.920 my hands. 334 00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:35.920 I will not do it. I will not. I heard 335 00:23:35.960 --> 00:23:37.920 a big boy, Now, I heard a year old. 336 00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:41.240 Right. Well, then, darling, why don't you make a new 337 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:43.079 resolution in nineteen. 338 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:44.480 Forty six to help other people? 339 00:23:44.680 --> 00:23:45.000 Oh? 340 00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:49.319 Won't you take poor old grandma's hand and help grandma. 341 00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:49.920 Across the street. 342 00:23:50.240 --> 00:23:53.519 Okay, I will do it, now, Hold tight, grandma, don't 343 00:23:53.559 --> 00:23:54.319 get hurt you. 344 00:23:54.240 --> 00:23:57.720 Now, now, that I have a good hold on your 345 00:23:57.799 --> 00:24:00.559 Nickton Jr. I might as well tell you that I 346 00:24:00.680 --> 00:24:03.839 was just using child psychology on you. 347 00:24:04.039 --> 00:24:07.680 Oh were you or not? If you got a good 348 00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:10.599 hold on me meeting grandma, I may as well tell 349 00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:19.680 you that me hand ain't in it. He got a 350 00:24:19.720 --> 00:24:21.480 knife out here? Any well? 351 00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:23.440 I hope Kim's home, Jim? 352 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:25.200 Who's just Jim? You talk about us? 353 00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:27.720 This gentleman is a very dear friend of mine, Julia. 354 00:24:28.319 --> 00:24:30.759 If i'd met him before i'd married. 355 00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:34.799 Your grandfather, well sometimes someone. 356 00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:37.440 No, no, no, that's not right, because if you had 357 00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:40.680 no married grandpa, then you would never met mummy, and 358 00:24:40.839 --> 00:24:42.519 if without mummy you wouldn't have. 359 00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:45.200 To meet all right, So I made a mistake. 360 00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:56.640 Yeah, you look younger every Yeah, you know, Benjamin Franklin, 361 00:24:56.680 --> 00:24:57.920 you should tell her the same thing. 362 00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:02.400 You know. You don't look a day over forty. No, 363 00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:04.880 I'm wrong, you don't look at day over thirty five? 364 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:08.240 How wrong can you bring around? Oh? I am sorry? 365 00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:09.440 Happy New Year to you? 366 00:25:09.680 --> 00:25:14.599 Yeah, Junior, won't you come in? 367 00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:18.680 By Junior? You must be a lot of good company 368 00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:24.400 for your grandmother, trusting old. Ain't you got there? You know? 369 00:25:24.759 --> 00:25:28.000 Thank you? Verna. Remember the first New Year's we met. 370 00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:31.559 Yes, you gave me a lips on a bicycle. 371 00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:37.880 A bicycle belt for two eye hawks. Well no, well, 372 00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:39.640 let's not get chickening about. 373 00:25:39.359 --> 00:25:47.400 It, Julia, Jim, you must come over to dinner sometime. 374 00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:50.480 Thank you? Do you like turkey cam? Yes? Then went 375 00:25:50.519 --> 00:25:54.759 over we cooked. Junior. By the way, where is your husband? 376 00:25:54.759 --> 00:25:57.839 And he's home sleeping in offy? Junior? 377 00:25:57.880 --> 00:25:59.599 At times I count figure. 378 00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:05.160 You out around kid you were Oh, look you got 379 00:26:05.160 --> 00:26:05.799 a kiddie car. 380 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:09.720 Now don't get don't get up with him. He might 381 00:26:09.799 --> 00:26:11.559 scratch and get blood poison. 382 00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:19.720 Why I love me? Okay? Why you a dandy cat? 383 00:26:19.799 --> 00:26:22.319 Look how funny you ed? I'm going to take you 384 00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:29.079 home with me. Boy here, boy, he's fat. Where he goes, 385 00:26:29.119 --> 00:26:31.799 he's gone right out of my arm. Oh, Jerry, up 386 00:26:31.799 --> 00:26:44.680 on that kof I will climb up there and get him. 387 00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:48.920 It was the catch part he had on his overfues'. Heavens, 388 00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:51.440 what happened, Junior? 389 00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:52.720 What on earth are you doing? 390 00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:55.799 There won't be no inflation now because everything's come. 391 00:26:55.680 --> 00:27:00.000 Down, but that you have to be punnised. 392 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:01.599 I know. I wish back to you. Go ahead and 393 00:27:01.640 --> 00:27:03.400 spank and go ahead, run your beautiful hands. 394 00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:05.680 But Bank, I don't have beautiful hair. 395 00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:06.400 Yes you don't. 396 00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:10.599 It's so sharp, so smooth, so jurgons like you know, but. 397 00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:13.240 Going well, run along. 398 00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:18.759 He's really got deef panhands. But I got my final 399 00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:22.559 column to worry about it. Now where that Pat goes? Oh, 400 00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:24.480 there's a big box with lid on. I'll put him 401 00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:26.240