Speaker 1: One on Oneaco, Orlando's rock station one O one one
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Speaker 1: say we played? Was Papa Roach this morning? The artist
Speaker 1: on the Facebook page?
Speaker 2: Yes, it was Papa Roach. God, I hope it's up
Speaker 2: on my page because you remember how my internet's not working?
Speaker 3: Bob?
Speaker 2: You got me covered, right, Bob, I got you covered.
Speaker 2: I got it right here on the phone too. You
Speaker 2: know I got internet. No, thank you people for dealing
Speaker 2: with that and my internet being out, And I'll rectify
Speaker 2: it either after the show or Monday.
Speaker 3: Uh popa roach.
Speaker 2: Your three choices are broken home scars or forever.
Speaker 1: Somebody who votes is winning what Lynch you'll win? If
Speaker 1: you're randomly picked as a voter, you will win jelly
Speaker 1: roll tickets for the show at the Kia Center.
Speaker 2: And if you win, you'll be contacted by me directly.
Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't fall from any of that crap that
Speaker 1: these people are trying to fish for your information in
Speaker 1: the voting.
Speaker 2: There they get a direct email from me or directed
Speaker 2: Facebook message.
Speaker 1: Will that be working on your internet?
Speaker 2: I go plug into my desk, I can use the internet.
Speaker 2: That's how I'm responding to some people in the text line, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's like major, you have my texting, It's like.
Speaker 1: Your whole world's been just obliterated. This morning, I've been
Speaker 1: watching the Struggles.
Speaker 2: Real, that's party best part is it's Friday, so I
Speaker 2: really don't care to be honest.
Speaker 3: Is there such thing as an honest thief? That's kind
Speaker 3: of a double negative, right, Yes.
Speaker 1: In this case, it would be a forty six year
Speaker 1: old dude in Wisconsin or Wisconsin who.
Speaker 3: Openly admitted he stole a pickup truck.
Speaker 2: I don't think if you're from if you're not from there,
Speaker 2: you have to pronounce it like that, just so you know. So, Okay,
Speaker 2: he stole a pickup truck in Beloit, Wiscnson. I just
Speaker 2: like saying it that way.
Speaker 3: Is he the guy? Is he another one of these
Speaker 3: people that left a note? No? No, no, no no.
Speaker 1: He told police that he on drugs and decided to
Speaker 1: try the door because he saw a bag of Freedo's
Speaker 1: sitting on the seat.
Speaker 3: Sir, I am so high.
Speaker 1: The truck was open, the keys were in it. So
Speaker 1: he took off and I'm guessing ate the bag of Freedo's.
Speaker 1: As he traveled to a church where he then admitted
Speaker 1: to breaking into several other vehicles and stealing someone's wallet
Speaker 1: with four hundred bucks inside. He then used a credit
Speaker 1: card to buy stuff at Walgreen's, a family dollar store,
Speaker 1: and at McDonald's because I guess he wasn't full from
Speaker 1: the FreeDOS he had eaten earlier. So where is the
Speaker 1: honesty coming with this guy? I haven't heard one honest thing.
Speaker 1: Why'd you steal the truck? Well, I was high on
Speaker 1: drugs and I saw the bag of Fritos inside, and
Speaker 1: that in itself was enough for me to give it
Speaker 1: a whirl.
Speaker 3: That's not honesty.
Speaker 2: If you would have, if that's the truth, sir, you
Speaker 2: would have grabbed the Fredo's and walked on your good way,
Speaker 2: not taken the truck to go do more heists.
Speaker 3: You're dis honest, sick burn what then?
Speaker 1: Of course, the elevated karma of the truck stealing the
Speaker 1: truck not being enough, but to then go to a
Speaker 1: church and start stealing even more.
Speaker 2: That happened at our church once, not my current church,
Speaker 2: but our other church. And uh you remember I told
Speaker 2: you about it actually, and I walked out. I see
Speaker 2: Winter Park PD there and I'm like those people are
Speaker 2: going directly to hell, you think about it. They know
Speaker 2: people are at a church service, and so they're not
Speaker 2: going to be there to get to see you.
Speaker 3: So you're breaking it in their car.
Speaker 1: Don't they know though, that the envelopes are inside with
Speaker 1: the money. Envelopes are all inside. Hey, how many envelopes
Speaker 1: do they hit you for during a mass?
Speaker 3: Now? Now that was kind of the final straw. None
Speaker 3: for me, They don't. It's it's online, and it got.
Speaker 1: Enough to like three envelopes and during the mass, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: special collection shoes for this or for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they'll rebuild a refugee camp. And so those
Speaker 2: are good. No, but they're good. They're good causes.
Speaker 1: But there's there doesn't need to be three every week,
Speaker 1: is what I was getting. And there's at a point where, look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to be living in the rebuilt refugee
Speaker 1: camp if you keep milking me for anymore. You know all,
Speaker 1: and I love Jesus and all, but look, there comes
Speaker 1: a limit where even Jesus says, hey, you got to
Speaker 1: feed yourself first.
Speaker 2: Then you don't have to give what. I know, your point,
Speaker 2: trust me, your point, I don't anymore. Your point is
Speaker 2: heard by me. What you have to keep in mind
Speaker 2: is I don't know how it is that other churches,
Speaker 2: but since COVID, they just do everything online because that's
Speaker 2: how they had to do it. Like, hey, don't forget
Speaker 2: just because when we're not in service with COVID, we
Speaker 2: are doing these masses online that costs money to run
Speaker 2: and and the power bill at the church, which I'm
Speaker 2: down with.
Speaker 1: The cynic in me, Taco Bob, do you know what
Speaker 1: the cynic in me is going to say? Of course,
Speaker 1: they don't care if you go to church or not.
Speaker 1: They just want the money.
Speaker 2: That's Pat lunch over there for the records.
Speaker 3: Coming from a guy whose wife works at a Conthic school.
Speaker 3: That's why I pointed you out. Pat, My wife doesn't
Speaker 3: work at a Catholic I does. I said that. That's
Speaker 3: me calling you out.
Speaker 2: It's coming from a guy whose wife works at a
Speaker 2: Catholic school. I'm all about it.
Speaker 1: I feel I could speak to because I was indoctrinated
Speaker 1: in Catholic religion, went to twelve years of Catholic school,
Speaker 1: and I kind of had questions going along the way,
Speaker 1: and as an adult, I found out that a lot
Speaker 1: of my questions were very valid and still haven't been
Speaker 1: answered to this day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just going to separate church and radio.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 1: Schools are putting vape detectors in bathrooms.
Speaker 3: Good vape detectors.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: They busted us for smoking real SIGs in there. We'll
Speaker 2: show you to get that popcorn on kids.
Speaker 1: And a dose of irony. The vape detectors had to
Speaker 1: be paid for by Jewel.
Speaker 2: Ah, I take back the other bird.
Speaker 3: This isn't even sicker bird. That is like sh.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say in other news or
Speaker 2: the irony. They caught a teacher in their vapor just
Speaker 2: vaping the teachers. If I was a teacher, I'd be vaping.
Speaker 2: I'd be vaping my face off.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: I know we've brought it up before, man, but uh,
Speaker 1: going back when teachers did used to retreat to the
Speaker 1: teacher's lounge and just every one of them was smoking
Speaker 1: in there, and yeah, you'd get sent there on occasion.
Speaker 1: Go see if missus Stevens is in the teacher's lounge. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me let me put on the oxygen mats.
Speaker 3: Take we're going in. I loved it because we had
Speaker 3: a smoking.
Speaker 1: Excuse me is missus Stevens in here somewhere.
Speaker 2: He's parting smoke with his hands right now. I used
Speaker 2: to love it if they asked me to go because
Speaker 2: we had a smoke lunch at their school. Ever down
Speaker 2: they go, hey, mister a Hicks, can I.
Speaker 3: Bum a sig got out of here? Oh, they want
Speaker 3: to see you at the office.
Speaker 2: By the way, I could tell them I didn't see
Speaker 2: if you just fork over a marb jewel having to
Speaker 2: pay for the it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's what marketing to the teens gets you there, jewel boy. Boy,
Speaker 1: they they really they got taken to the cleaners. Well
Speaker 1: they were.
Speaker 3: They bought it for exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 1: I know, I know we were gonna be a legal
Speaker 1: wage rape wink wink.
Speaker 3: Vape Brantley, Yeah, they showed the story.
Speaker 2: You know that the kid that bought the gun to
Speaker 2: school brought the gun to school court yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well they they kept showing footage of that.
Speaker 2: And what do you see after we joke about you know,
Speaker 2: they put it in their yearbook.
Speaker 3: Is Vape Brantley when pat'sdaughter went.
Speaker 2: To school there, Well I look up there and there's
Speaker 2: a parent walking down the hall vaping.
Speaker 3: Do as I say not as I do.
Speaker 2: Hey, and trust me, we're not being hypocrites. I said
Speaker 2: don't smoke. When I was a sig smoking machine, I
Speaker 2: would love to smoke. I'm on the record with that,
Speaker 2: and I had to stop for I don't know, I
Speaker 2: do radio and third surgery kind of, you know.
Speaker 4: I still I don't hope this happens, but I still
Speaker 4: just what you just continuously dropping this scenario that you
Speaker 4: want to start.
Speaker 2: Smoking again one weekend, something is going to happen.
Speaker 3: That is the final straw. And you're like, that's it.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 1: They're not even you have almost you haven't smoked so
Speaker 1: long that Marlboro has had to change their names to
Speaker 1: you know, taking light out of the name and all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Yeah, it's just I think it's just gold now.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was gold. I still call it Marborough lights.
Speaker 1: That's I'll have a pack of Marlboro lights and they
Speaker 1: go there, they're gold. I don't care. You know exactly
Speaker 1: what I'm talking. Yeah, do you want to argue with
Speaker 1: me about it? I'm gonna put your head through that
Speaker 1: magazine rack. Finally, this we go to Canada. Do you
Speaker 1: have a neighbor that's just a real prick. By the way,
Speaker 1: that's how I that's how I started smoking. Last time
Speaker 1: that I quit, like twenty years ago or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: I told my wife, I.
Speaker 2: Said, this is gonna sound totally moronic, but for father's sake,
Speaker 2: can I have a smoke?
Speaker 3: I started smoking again.
Speaker 2: I said, for Father's Day, can you drive me up
Speaker 2: to the store to get a pack of smokes?
Speaker 3: Because it was we were at the beach.
Speaker 2: It was a beach weekend, sat out my in law's
Speaker 2: driveway right off of a right off an a smoking.
Speaker 3: And I go, I know that you totally dude. I was.
Speaker 2: I was permonally quitting smoking was for my kids. And
Speaker 2: then Father's Day I smoke. What a moron? Anyway, if
Speaker 2: you smoke, more power to you. I'm jealous.
Speaker 3: If you have.
Speaker 1: You got him smoking, bro, He's gonna stand as close
Speaker 1: to you as possible.
Speaker 3: No, I don't like the smell anymore? Is missus Steven here?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right out right here?
Speaker 1: I thought I heard you. Uh where are you? Let
Speaker 1: me get to this real quicker. More on this story
Speaker 1: at our j our Facebook page. For any of you
Speaker 1: have a neighbor that's just a real prick. Do they
Speaker 1: rise up to this level. This guy had a woman
Speaker 1: arrested who accidentally squirted him with a water gun while
Speaker 1: she was playing with some kids at her house.
Speaker 3: This while he was mowing his lawn.
Speaker 5: Because I love kids and work with kids, I asked
Speaker 5: him if he had any water guns and he said yeah.
Speaker 5: I was trying to figure out how the water gun
Speaker 5: was working, and it accidentally hit the neighbor that was
Speaker 5: like maybe three feet away cutting his grass. They had
Speaker 5: told my husband to bring your wife out of the backyard,
Speaker 5: that I'm being charge with assault with a weapon. They
Speaker 5: didn't ask me one single question. They didn't interview one
Speaker 5: single person. I've cried myself to sleep many nights.
Speaker 3: This in Canada, Like you said, I have this whole
Speaker 3: story on the face. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: She set ladies and invertedly squirted this guy, and he,
Speaker 1: the prick neighbor, called the cops. She assaulted me.
Speaker 3: Well, what did she do?
Speaker 1: She squirted me with the squirt gun when I didn't
Speaker 1: want to be squared, and they arrested her and.
Speaker 3: She's pointing a gun at me.
Speaker 2: You know that was used to she's you know what
Speaker 2: you said, I does he do you have a prick
Speaker 2: neighbor or whatever you think. You think that's bad, there's
Speaker 2: there's worse. You get to live in Shadow Bay right now,
Speaker 2: where your entire neighborhoods floated flooded with water gun material
Speaker 2: thanks to some the itch shot on the court today
Speaker 2: putting some ent in the super
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