1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. 2 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:09,199 Speaker 2: I am Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment 3 00:00:09,279 --> 00:00:12,400 is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell. 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:17,120 And I'm joined by younger brother of Satan, Clayton. Hello, Clayton, 5 00:00:17,399 --> 00:00:20,679 is a big date for us. Yeah, we're here live, Yeah, 6 00:00:20,839 --> 00:00:23,679 at the premiere of the new Mario movie Mario. 7 00:00:23,839 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean you were there and this is 8 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,359 not sponsored. I think this movie is gonna be absolute ass, 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,519 but it give us the opportunity to bromp shoulders with 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,560 Hell's favorite celebrity, Chris Pratt. But fucking Chris, you messed 11 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,960 up our press passes. We're not even at the premiere. 12 00:00:38,119 --> 00:00:40,039 Well does this look like a red carpet to you? Chris? 13 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:42,679 Describe this carpet to me. Well, it's kind of a 14 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,240 darker red. No, it's like a mosaic of shit. It's 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,759 a brown. It's a brown carpet. This is not red. 16 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,679 Speaker 2: It's the spillover for the premiere. Is I think what 17 00:00:51,799 --> 00:00:53,679 the Lady and the Lion said, right. 18 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she said. Wow, what an honor to 19 00:00:56,119 --> 00:00:58,600 be here. Look at all these greats. We have a 20 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:02,719 custodian attending to room four three seven over there. That's good. 21 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:05,519 He's refilling the towels. That's fun. Yeah, it looks like 22 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,359 the night manager. He's putting his box lunch into the 23 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:10,400 company refrigerator. That's fun. 24 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:13,599 Speaker 2: There's some turtles. What I think maybe we're in the 25 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,920 movie Koopa's you mean? 26 00:01:15,079 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? I think those are cardboard cutouts. Oh oh yeah, 27 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,680 there even bent Those are clearly the ones that they 28 00:01:20,719 --> 00:01:23,599 sent over because they were dysfunctional. This is miserable, This 29 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,319 is embarrassing. I don't even think we should be here. 30 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:28,280 I can't imagine any celebrities even walking by at this point. 31 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,799 Oh look, is that Mario? 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,159 Speaker 3: Wait? 33 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:31,519 Speaker 1: Oh shit, is that Mario? 34 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,159 Speaker 2: I think it is Wow, he's aw Oh no, that's 35 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:35,680 not Mario. 36 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:36,519 Speaker 1: That's not Mario. 37 00:01:36,799 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 2: Sorry, you look so familiar. Are you related to Mario 38 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,280 in anyway? 39 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? Or do you like work here? 40 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,680 Speaker 3: I'm not the Mario. I'm a Wario. 41 00:01:45,079 --> 00:01:49,239 Speaker 1: Oh Ario Oreo. Yeah, you were like a character in 42 00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:50,719 Mario Kart right. 43 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I mean the Mario cart Oh. I used 44 00:01:54,319 --> 00:01:59,079 to ween I'm going theleen, but I'm not the Wining anymore. 45 00:01:59,239 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 4: Guys, I can't even get into the premiere. It seems 46 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,239 like you here too. You're here for the remote premiere. 47 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,479 Speaker 1: Yeahah, the remote premiere, which are they even going to 48 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,680 show the movie? Do you have any information about this 49 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:12,159 quote unquote remote premiere. 50 00:02:12,319 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 5: No, they tell the Warrior nothing. They don't to give 51 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,520 me any respect that Look, I was supposed. 52 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:19,719 Speaker 3: To go with my DATEA Luis. 53 00:02:20,199 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 4: We were in a long termatement and then broke things 54 00:02:23,719 --> 00:02:26,240 off and he taken the mansion. And now he taken 55 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,719 my premier seat and gave it away. 56 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:33,599 Speaker 2: Wow wow, oh wall all right, it's right there, Palkay. 57 00:02:33,439 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: I'm supposed to win. It's okay, Warrior. I mean, like, 58 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,520 if you're here for the premiere and you were in 59 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:42,039 Mario Kart Double Dash, you're probably you're in. 60 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 5: The movie, right, I'm not in the movie. Luigi gave 61 00:02:45,319 --> 00:02:46,960 him my part to a Yoshi. 62 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,479 Speaker 1: Oh wow? 63 00:02:49,719 --> 00:02:50,039 Speaker 2: Sorright? 64 00:02:50,159 --> 00:02:50,479 Speaker 1: Sor right. 65 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,879 Speaker 2: I didn't realize that you and Luigi were together. 66 00:02:54,039 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 4: Yes, you would know that if you asked him. He 67 00:02:56,479 --> 00:02:58,719 kept me in the dark, you know. He says, I 68 00:02:58,759 --> 00:03:00,800 can't bring you to the world. 69 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 3: I have to keep you over here in the Mario Land. 70 00:03:03,719 --> 00:03:05,919 You are my secret treats. He says. 71 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 4: Whatever the race of track in the Mario karties, it's 72 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,159 got the candy. 73 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 3: You know that one baby park. 74 00:03:11,319 --> 00:03:14,479 Speaker 4: That's where he called me his sweet Mario cart tree course. 75 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 3: Oh, you ride the course, so. 76 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:20,479 Speaker 1: You're the sweet sweet Canyon to Luigi. I'm not following 77 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,319 this metaphor. 78 00:03:21,479 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 3: Yes it was. 79 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,759 Speaker 4: He's a pet name for Warrio. He's called me the 80 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,680 sweet Sweet Canyon. When he needs the sweets, he comes 81 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,560 to the canyon because he don't bring me to the 82 00:03:30,599 --> 00:03:33,360 beach cast. So they don't bring me to the Mario world. 83 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,599 He only keep me in the land and give me 84 00:03:35,719 --> 00:03:37,479 gold coins to keep me quiet. 85 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:40,759 Speaker 1: Oh so in my canyon, you mean your asshole? 86 00:03:40,879 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 4: Right? 87 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,439 Speaker 1: Wow, okay, okay, all right, but you've been in games though, 88 00:03:44,639 --> 00:03:47,520 there must have been like residual checks. You played tennis. 89 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:48,680 I mean, I don't know how you do it with 90 00:03:48,719 --> 00:03:50,800 that build, but you're out there, right. 91 00:03:51,039 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 4: You've ever seen the fat guys who can run really fast? 92 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:56,080 You go, there's no way he can do that because 93 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,680 he's not the skinny man. But that's not equate to 94 00:03:58,759 --> 00:03:59,680 your muscle mass. 95 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,879 Speaker 3: You should have known this. You can be a very 96 00:04:01,879 --> 00:04:03,960 strong man and have a big good sure. 97 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:08,039 Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah, I'm strong, I am way, Yeah, yeah, 98 00:04:08,159 --> 00:04:08,680 I believe it. 99 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't sound like you believe it. 100 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: Have you had any mushrooms today? Is this like your 101 00:04:13,199 --> 00:04:15,840 upsized version or are you just running. 102 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 3: Dry having to touch the mushroom? Ever since? I called 103 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,720 Luigi having an affair with the toad stool. 104 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: Oh, with a toad stool. 105 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 3: He the one that touched the mushrooms, not to me. 106 00:04:24,519 --> 00:04:26,639 Speaker 2: So he had an affair with a toad stool. 107 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 5: Yes, it's toadstool, and then a daisy, and then the yoshi, 108 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:34,240 then the mamummy that's my mom's name, mamammy, and he 109 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:34,800 had got there. 110 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,759 Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's not good. He's a promiscu. It's man, 111 00:04:37,759 --> 00:04:39,360 but it tallly and what can you do? 112 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: You're saying Luigi was having an orgy that he walked 113 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,519 in on. Yeah, it sounds like there's a lot of 114 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,519 participants in this. 115 00:04:44,879 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 3: What you and I would call it an orgy. He 116 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,040 called it the Mario party. 117 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,079 Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right. 118 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 3: The roll of the dice. Sometimes you get the special dice. 119 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,759 Speaker 2: Oh, like a dice where it's like, oh, take off 120 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:55,439 your clothes. 121 00:04:55,519 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 5: The dice you really want is the bowser die because 122 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,959 it's got the tin and oh you want Through a 123 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,560 experience of Luigi ten. 124 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever been to one of these Mario parties. 125 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,199 Speaker 4: Yes, I've been to the Mario parties. I've not been 126 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,160 to Mario Island. Oh, I want to clarify that I've 127 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,199 not been to his island. I've never flown on the 128 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,920 Mario plane. I believe it's called Delfino Island. 129 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 3: I have not been a there. 130 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,959 Speaker 1: Okay, the one that departs from Sunshine Airport. Yes, I've 131 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:19,480 heard of that one. 132 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 3: It's a curious you know that. 133 00:05:21,439 --> 00:05:21,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. 134 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,959 Speaker 1: I have not been to Mario Island either. Okay, I 135 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,560 want to be that explicitly clear. 136 00:05:25,639 --> 00:05:27,600 Speaker 2: But he just had like maybe a viewing party for 137 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:28,480 the party. 138 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: Hey, it's not a show of interviewing me. We're here 139 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,160 to interview warriors. Warrior tell us about don't you have 140 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,680 like a stadium. There's like a statue at a Warrior stadium? 141 00:05:37,759 --> 00:05:40,439 Speaker 3: Right, Yes, but that's so stupid. I didn't have my 142 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:41,160 lawyer with. 143 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 4: Me, and I signed away my likeness and my riots. 144 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,600 It was like the Vince Young. You ever heard of 145 00:05:45,639 --> 00:05:48,839 the Vince Young used to play the ut football Oh steakhouses? 146 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, you think if it's Young making any money off 147 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:52,720 his steak me? 148 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 6: No, he don't. 149 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 2: Oh, my god, Well, especially because it closed. 150 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,319 Speaker 5: Exactly and when it was the last time you've visited 151 00:05:58,319 --> 00:05:59,399 the Duario Stadium. 152 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:01,519 Speaker 1: I think maybe my DS is the last time I 153 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,079 was there. 154 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 2: Do you not have like concerts play there or any 155 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,959 racing going on anymore? 156 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:06,519 Speaker 1: Oh? 157 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 3: I used to win, that's so big. 158 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:10,079 Speaker 4: I used to be an entrepreneur and I had the 159 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,839 warrior where I had my own company. 160 00:06:11,879 --> 00:06:14,480 Speaker 3: I was a self starter. And he said all gone. 161 00:06:14,519 --> 00:06:16,120 He filed for bankruptcy. 162 00:06:16,399 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 2: Oh, so Warrioware doesn't exist anymore. 163 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 5: Warrio Ware more like a Warrio no aware. Oh that's 164 00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:23,279 where I am. 165 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: What did you guys even make because it just looks 166 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,240 like a bunch of fucking nonsense. There's like a nose 167 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,199 sniff in farts. Yeah, what was the business plan for that? 168 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,519 What were you planning to do with warrior Ware? 169 00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:35,639 Speaker 3: You have to put yourself back in the day. 170 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 4: This was before the fidget spinner, And I said, oh, 171 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:40,759 can I get all these people with their attention? They 172 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:42,839 need something to do? And I said, maybe they like 173 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,519 a sneff in farts for fifteen seconds and then they're 174 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:48,279 doing something else. And I said, okay, maybe I'll make 175 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,600 a deal game to do that. And then the fidget 176 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,000 spinner came out and Warrio was fucked. 177 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,759 Speaker 1: That's really rough. Wow, okay, I'm assuming you had to 178 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:00,519 lay off all of those employees from Warrio where the 179 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,560 classic guy with the big blue at row and the 180 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:07,079 the other ones, the dog that kind of looks like Bowser. 181 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:09,279 Speaker 5: When you have no built coins where you say there's 182 00:07:09,319 --> 00:07:12,319 no trickle down, when there's no trickling. 183 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:15,279 Speaker 3: At all, ron o're reagan say that Warrior. 184 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:16,639 Speaker 1: I'm just curious. 185 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,360 Speaker 2: Mario is such a household name, why not come up 186 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:23,040 with your own image. It seems like you're just trying 187 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,759 to write off his successes. 188 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,839 Speaker 1: Why don't you do your own thing? 189 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,439 Speaker 2: Is? Are you even your given name? 190 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 5: No? No, no it's not. He's so embarrassing. My name 191 00:07:31,879 --> 00:07:34,600 is Phoebe waller Bridge my birth name. 192 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:35,319 Speaker 1: Wow. 193 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,199 Speaker 4: And I couldn't use that because that got taken first. 194 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,720 And then I was looking for a new thing and 195 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:44,879 I saw these TV show, The Mario Brothers Super Show. 196 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 3: Maybe you have seen it, Yeah, yeah. 197 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: I remember it. 198 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 5: It was okay, I mean it wasn't great for what 199 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:53,399 young Nowado he does everything. Captain lou I beg I 200 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,680 he you walk out and every Friday you get the 201 00:07:55,759 --> 00:07:56,800 Zelda cartoon. 202 00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:59,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, link would go it's excuse me a briant. 203 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's some deep Laura there. You brought 204 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,360 on the right. 205 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 4: Ga for Nintendo lore, but not maybe the one that 206 00:08:07,199 --> 00:08:09,040 can do a good Italian accident. 207 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 2: So you're just like, I'm gonna do what Mario does 208 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,959 and try and emulate it. Yeah. 209 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 6: This was the early nineties, and maybe you don't remember this, 210 00:08:19,319 --> 00:08:21,240 but this was the way the Key the Rock was 211 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:24,240 trying to be a rapper and but the Vanilla Ice 212 00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:27,279 beat him through the punch, and so I thought, I'll. 213 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:28,439 Speaker 3: Take the kid rock approach. 214 00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:32,039 Speaker 4: I will go edgy instead of whatever Vanilla Ice did. 215 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 3: Okay, that's a true story. 216 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: I believe it. 217 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 3: Sure google it. 218 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:40,200 Speaker 1: So then you know Mario has his famous brother as 219 00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:44,399 you mentioned it, not to bring up a source subject. Luigi. Yeah, 220 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,039 but you have your own companion guy that's kind of 221 00:08:47,039 --> 00:08:49,360 like a Luigi. Who's that the fucking purple guy, the 222 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:52,679 tall one w Luigi? Yeah, Wallowe, what's that guy's deal? 223 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,960 He's like you buddy, right. 224 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 3: He would talk about my side piece. So while Luigi. 225 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 4: Official canon his partners in crime, but we're more partners 226 00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:06,879 in six Okay, although if you look older, canonically we 227 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,039 would take a broader but this was not kept up. 228 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 3: So no, it's good. 229 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,799 Speaker 4: It's like finding out the person you love is you 230 00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:15,879 think your brother, you cannot the half of them, and 231 00:09:15,919 --> 00:09:17,919 then you go, actually, we are not a related. 232 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,799 Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like I set up to it like a porno. Yeah. 233 00:09:20,879 --> 00:09:22,279 Speaker 3: I have not been through the island. 234 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,279 Speaker 4: I cannot tell you that I've been thinking of lately 235 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,360 and sitting here watching this remote viewing partner for the 236 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,759 movie and thinking. 237 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Bree Larson by the way. There she goes. 238 00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:34,279 She's doing that slow motion camera thing. Wherever the fuck 239 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:34,759 that's called. 240 00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:36,159 Speaker 3: Is it called the glam cam? 241 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the glam cam. Right. 242 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 3: I've had the revelation talking to you boys, and I. 243 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,639 Speaker 1: Think that Superwarrio revelation. Is that a game? 244 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 3: Ah, don't write it down. I'm pretty in the water aware, Okay. 245 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:54,559 I realize hurt the people, hurt the people. Sure, Luigi 246 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:55,080 hurt me. 247 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:57,759 Speaker 4: I have a six with half the most room Kingdom, 248 00:09:57,799 --> 00:10:00,600 and then he take a dimension and to invite me 249 00:10:00,639 --> 00:10:02,759 to the movie, and I realized I have done the 250 00:10:02,799 --> 00:10:06,200 same to wile Luigi, and I never thought he was 251 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,360 so important but the most he could be in the 252 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,240 Smash Bros. 253 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,200 Speaker 3: He's in a seas trophy. 254 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 5: Everyone says, I want to play as wall Luigi and 255 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,600 Warriors saying, no, that's my fault. 256 00:10:14,759 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 3: You ever mad? 257 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:18,519 Speaker 4: You can't play as Wallluigi. It's because keep them on 258 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,480 the side. He is sidepiece. You only there to assist 259 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,759 their relationship. He not dating material. 260 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:27,320 Speaker 3: Oh obviously have a type. I mean, look in Luigi 261 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,399 and w Luigi. 262 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,759 Speaker 5: You know in the dark they feel the same when 263 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:33,720 the lights come on, though it's just the lights come on. 264 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:37,639 Speaker 1: It's a wow. Where you located now? I mean, what's 265 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,080 your situation? He guys don't live together. Do you you 266 00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:42,559 based out of New Donk City or you in the 267 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,159 bean Bean Kingdom? Like? Where are you located these days? Man? 268 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 3: I wish I could afford the New Dnk City. 269 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 4: It got gentrified by the Kremlins and now I can't 270 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,879 afford it. Used to being the hard times. I've been 271 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:55,600 living in the old empty Warrior warehouse, just getting by. 272 00:10:55,879 --> 00:10:56,919 Speaker 1: So it's just a warehouse. 273 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,919 Speaker 3: It's just the werehouse now, just the empty dream. 274 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,440 Speaker 1: What about Waaluigi? 275 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,960 Speaker 2: Where does he live right now? 276 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 3: Wa Luigi? 277 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,919 Speaker 2: At the premiere oh a, Luigi's at the Mario premiere 278 00:11:06,919 --> 00:11:08,639 and you're not Waluigi got there. 279 00:11:08,759 --> 00:11:11,279 Speaker 5: He just a seat feeler. But I think he's feeling 280 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,919 something else. If you'd get my drift, Oh little slut. 281 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:16,639 Speaker 1: The gig economy. He's got to do what he's gotta do. 282 00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:20,080 Speaker 2: So you say you pushed Wahluigi to the side, why 283 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,559 not embrace that relationship. 284 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,080 Speaker 3: From the beginning. Really, he was always a rebound to me. 285 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,200 Speaker 4: Think he liked the little spring pad in the original 286 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,200 Mario Brothers. 287 00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:31,320 Speaker 3: You jump on him just to get a little more 288 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,600 height when you're feeling low. 289 00:11:32,879 --> 00:11:35,919 Speaker 2: Oh, I see, so you thought you'd get back with Luigi. 290 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 3: That wasn't a dream. 291 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,919 Speaker 1: Well, you sound like you're a little low. So I 292 00:11:40,919 --> 00:11:43,000 got an idea to cheer you up and make someone 293 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:43,919 else feel like shit. 294 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:44,320 Speaker 3: Yeah. 295 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, hurt people, hurt people, So help us hurt people. Yeah, 296 00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:48,279 you'll be great at this. 297 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:51,279 Speaker 1: We like to roast our audience members. So if you 298 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,120 follow us at patrons at good Me from Hell dot com, 299 00:11:54,159 --> 00:11:56,519 one of the perks, aside from getting a side show 300 00:11:56,519 --> 00:11:58,200 and all this other stuff, is that you can submit 301 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,600 your name to get roasted. Yeah, how's that warrior? What 302 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,840 do you think about that. Wow, okay, all right, Yeah 303 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,159 there's something that was good. All right. So this one 304 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,679 comes from Frank. Frank says, I'm just a poor guy 305 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,039 who works constantly but can't afford a place in my 306 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,080 own So I live in my mom's spare room. I'm 307 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,360 not working, I am either playing video games or listening 308 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,440 to podcasts. One of those is good. 309 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. 310 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,720 Speaker 1: He works as an auto parts manufacturing supervisor. He studies 311 00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:25,919 programming and development for video games. So, hey, maybe we 312 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,919 can put you in contact with Frank. You guys could 313 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,480 like clab on something, maybe Warrior Where seven or whatever. 314 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,840 Maybe mobile game, a mobile game? Yeah, do you want 315 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,039 to do a Warrio mobile game? 316 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,759 Speaker 2: Maybe you could do it like a teaching typing type thing, 317 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,399 you know, like Warrio teachers typing. 318 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:41,679 Speaker 3: Huh, I do love it, the Typing of the Dad. 319 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,120 Do you play Typing of the Dad? 320 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,200 Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, absolutely? 321 00:12:44,279 --> 00:12:46,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, that's so good. But yeah, no, 322 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,000 I don't know what this guys are going to do 323 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:48,559 with his life. 324 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,919 Speaker 4: Probably gonna make a Warrior World too, a game no 325 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,320 one played, so maybe critious all right. 326 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 1: Frank also submitted a funny story. He says, one time 327 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,960 I was going to a job interview, and when walked 328 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,440 into the place, I sneezed because of the pollen and allergies. 329 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,639 I wiped my face with a tissue, but didn't realize 330 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:08,000 a big glove is snotting landed in the middle of 331 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,840 my beard. I realized that after in the interview was 332 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:12,960 over when I got back to my car and saw 333 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,320 him myself in the mirror. Needless say, I did not 334 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,120 get the job. So see that, warrior, You're not the 335 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:18,759 only one. 336 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,720 Speaker 2: That's out there making an embarrassment out of yourself in 337 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,799 front of a bunch of people. 338 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,919 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, does that make you feel better? 339 00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:26,879 Speaker 4: It makes maybe you lead the bad It's also why 340 00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:29,320 I don't have a beard. That would be my recommendation. 341 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:31,639 Never grow a big beard. It did it don't work 342 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,960 out before you. Yeah, keep a mustache. 343 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,679 Speaker 2: To be honest, Frank, it's probably good that you didn't 344 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:39,759 get the job because I couldn't imagine ever showing my 345 00:13:39,799 --> 00:13:40,200 face there. 346 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, Frank, you fuck that one up. But that's okay. 347 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,399 I'm sure you're gonna make the next I don't know, 348 00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:47,759 fucking what's that one with the farming? 349 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:49,399 Speaker 2: What's that called Stardy Valley? 350 00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:52,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a Stardoo Valley. It's on the horizon, Frank, 351 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,639 I can feel it. Okay, Frank, thanks for writing in. 352 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,799 We've got another one. This one's Keith Foley. We've actually 353 00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,960 heard from Keith. He was messaging me back and forth 354 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,360 on his LinkedIn, which is another perk by the. 355 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,519 Speaker 2: Way, Maybe that's something you could consider to improve your business, 356 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:08,919 Warrio is if you join us at Patreon, then you 357 00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:11,399 could get Clayton here to endorse you on LinkedIn. 358 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, how's that sound you're telling me? If I join 359 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,200 you're a Patreon, you endorse me, you endorse. 360 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,559 Speaker 1: A wat Yeah on LinkedIn? You know whatever skills you have, 361 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:25,679 like race car driving, tennis playing? Uh did you play soccer? Golf? 362 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 3: Have the skills? 363 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,399 Speaker 4: The problem is I have a gambling problem. I cannot 364 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,279 play the sports anymore because a game book too much. 365 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,679 Speaker 1: Oh okay, well I want to hear more about that. 366 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,919 But let's get to Keith. Oh Keith, Yeah, yeah, so 367 00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:39,879 Keith says, Okay, bit of a typing air here, Keith. 368 00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:44,320 He says, I'm just a nerdy white cyst male also 369 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:48,480 a ginger assist. I didn't realize that that's how you've 370 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,200 said that. But yeah, no, he said, cyst. So cyst 371 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,639 like the thing that grows your body. Yeah, like the 372 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:57,759 thing on Waluigi's nose. All right, Well, he says he's 373 00:14:57,759 --> 00:15:00,440 a store manager for a pet store and and one 374 00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:03,440 time he tried to start a church of Coulton. I 375 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,840 don't know if you're terrible at typing, Keith. Is it 376 00:15:05,879 --> 00:15:09,080 Clayton or Culton? Anyways, try to start a church of 377 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,600 Coulton and even tried to register it with the State 378 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:13,080 of Texas, but was denied. 379 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,559 Speaker 2: Oh, it's probably because Clayton's already got it, unless you 380 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,000 did do church of Coulton, in which case I don't 381 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 know why that was taken. 382 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Keith. Well, I guess work on your typing. 383 00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:27,320 Maybe you can play the Warrior typing game that Frank mays. 384 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 4: He's a piece of advisor for I'm a waario. You 385 00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:32,720 want to make a charge to Clayton, but it's taken. 386 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,919 You can't just make a charge of Colton. You can't 387 00:15:34,919 --> 00:15:37,279 a warrio a mario. It just doesn't work. 388 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 5: You need something fresh, or like a fresh a basil. 389 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:43,399 Speaker 4: You need something nice. Don't copy it don't work out. 390 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,279 You end up like a me and you don't the 391 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,679 Wayne name anymore. 392 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,559 Speaker 2: Speaking of not winning, tell us about your gambling. 393 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, you mentioned that you got a bit of a 394 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,480 gambling addiction. What's up with that? There? Warrio. 395 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,879 Speaker 4: When you get to too many gold coins, you start 396 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,000 thinking I can make them more these and you go 397 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,799 to the race try and you start to betting. It's 398 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:04,960 tough because Rainbow Road it's hard to race to call 399 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,159 because it's so long. 400 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,559 Speaker 5: When you go, I got it, and you get excited 401 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,240 and then you double your bets halfway through and then 402 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:12,320 it's all God. 403 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,600 Speaker 1: So you were betting while you were racing, yes, and 404 00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:17,679 you were I'm assuming in the lead, and then you 405 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,159 got on your phone to say, wow, I'm gonna win. 406 00:16:20,559 --> 00:16:21,039 Speaker 3: Yes, sir. 407 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:22,919 Speaker 2: Are you allowed to bet on yourself? 408 00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:25,559 Speaker 5: It's post a bet on yourself. It's both to believe 409 00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:26,360 in yourself. 410 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 1: I'm water, I'm gonna win. 411 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 3: It's not just a phrase to me. It's a way alive. 412 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: But you were on your cell phone and then how 413 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,480 did you lose? Did you get blue shelled or what happened? 414 00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:39,600 Speaker 5: Is it so embarrassing? Someone through a banana in front 415 00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:42,279 of me. Oh, I ran right into it. And then 416 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,279 it's a bread shelled and then I get to hit 417 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,279 with the blue shell, not. 418 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,200 Speaker 3: Even going from a blue shell for someone else. 419 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,960 Speaker 4: You ever been in the path of the blue shell, 420 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,600 but it's not even for you. 421 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, would you have hit that banana if you weren't 422 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:53,919 on your phone? 423 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 3: You really haven't know. 424 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,639 Speaker 1: I think we might. I think we might actually know 425 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,200 that you could have avoided that if you were on 426 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,720 your phone on the gambling app. 427 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:02,159 Speaker 5: Wow. 428 00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:05,079 Speaker 1: Well, so, I mean, let's see what we can do, Warrio, 429 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,400 to like get some pet back in your step. And 430 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,559 you're wearing weird little shoes. They don't really go with 431 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,920 the rest of your outfit. Yeah, green little green clogs. 432 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:13,599 What are those? 433 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,359 Speaker 5: They were from a Waliuigi. It was the one concession 434 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:16,960 I gave him. 435 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 3: He said, just to wear these green shoes. So I know, 436 00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:21,920 even though no one else knows, I know you're to mind. 437 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,200 Speaker 1: They really clash with the purple and yellow. 438 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,160 Speaker 5: I gotta say, yeah, I think it might have been sabotage. 439 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:29,319 Speaker 3: I think about it now. I think that might be 440 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:31,240 why I'm not on the red carpet right now. 441 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,119 Speaker 1: But anyways, let's see what we can do, Warrio to 442 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:37,559 get you to a win. What's coming up next? For 443 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,559 a Warrio. What are we gonna do to get you 444 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,559 back on top man? 445 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,599 Speaker 3: Have you been getting back into tennis? 446 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,039 Speaker 2: Yeah? So you know, he says, start, Hey, what about 447 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:48,839 some sports that Mario hasn't already played? 448 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,839 Speaker 1: What about pickleball? 449 00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:51,279 Speaker 3: Noe like a pickle ball? 450 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,319 Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm just saying there is no Mario pickleball. Yeah, 451 00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:59,680 but there could be a Warrio pickleball Super Warrior pickleball game. 452 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,839 Speaker 1: Hey there's something there. Yeah, you get Frank to help 453 00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:03,279 you make it. 454 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,680 Speaker 4: That's the truth, Frank, He's not basy right now, did 455 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,240 you guys watch the Olympics? 456 00:18:08,319 --> 00:18:11,839 Speaker 3: I was watching the double luge? What the Warrio and 457 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,559 double luge? 458 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,079 Speaker 1: Wadrio double luge? I don't even know what that is, 459 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:15,920 but sure. 460 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,359 Speaker 3: He's a stack of two people on the one luge. 461 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,759 Speaker 1: Uh huh, I don't even know what one loses. Are 462 00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:23,480 you talking about the Mario and Sonic Olympics? Are you 463 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:23,759 in that? 464 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:27,920 Speaker 3: No? Wo, No, I'm not talking about Mario. Why you 465 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,119 bring up a Maria. You tried to bring me up, 466 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:31,680 but then you crashing me down. 467 00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:33,640 Speaker 1: Well, I mean no, he was in the Olympics, and 468 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,680 it looks like Robotnick, who is of a similar build 469 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,119 to you. Also competed, and it seems like he did 470 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,160 pretty well. I mean, in fact, the whole gang looks 471 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,039 like they were there. I'm not seeing you in these 472 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,400 photos though, No, no, no, you were there. Yeah you 473 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,480 were there for the WU one. 474 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,319 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, I remember. 475 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:57,160 Speaker 5: Now, I don't think I have the same body as Robotnic, 476 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,319 though he's a very like round man. 477 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,759 Speaker 3: He's a league day. 478 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, you do have some thighs on you. 479 00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 1: Oh, Warrior power lifting, Warrior weight lifting, if you want 480 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,599 to kind of have some alliteration. Yeah, there's something there. 481 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,079 You know. 482 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:12,240 Speaker 5: We run all these by Frank and we see what 483 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,680 you're saying, see what he's into. 484 00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:17,799 Speaker 1: Yes, it's gotta be some other sport activity. Chris, come on, 485 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,119 come on with an idea for Warrior. What's warriors Big Break? 486 00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:23,279 Oh didn't you have like a Tetris? No? 487 00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:26,400 Speaker 2: No, no, thinking of doctor Marios, that's Dr Mario. Yeah. 488 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,799 Have you thought about going back to medical school or something? 489 00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:30,400 Warrior's not gonna get his PhD. 490 00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:32,559 Speaker 3: Look at him, that's not gonna happen anything. 491 00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:35,799 Speaker 5: He's a possible. Don't give up. It's because I've held him. 492 00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:38,680 I now seeing ninety two thirty. 493 00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:40,200 Speaker 3: You're thirty four. 494 00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:43,559 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Damn. That's uh. 495 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:49,720 Speaker 2: Oh man, tell us about your fighting career. You've fought professionally, right. 496 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,880 Speaker 3: You mean that when I was in the bum fights. 497 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:54,119 Speaker 2: No, I didn't know you were in the I was talking. 498 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,799 Speaker 3: I was smashing brothers. 499 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,720 Speaker 4: Yes, sorry, taking one through man the hammers through the 500 00:19:58,759 --> 00:20:00,839 heads in the fights, and you sometimes you get them 501 00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:01,319 mixed up. 502 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,759 Speaker 1: Tell us about that. You were rubbing shoulders with the greats. 503 00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:06,720 There was royalty there, not just Princess Peach, but Princess 504 00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:11,000 Zelda was there, king ddd DDD big big players. 505 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 3: Yes, the Nintenda dogs were there. Miss their game and 506 00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:17,920 watch my favorite man. It's tough, though, because the star 507 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,640 power is. 508 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,640 Speaker 4: So big, and people like me, we do you with 509 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,039 the impostor syndrome sometimes literally an impostor because you look 510 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:24,839 like a Mario. 511 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:25,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. 512 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:27,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, but when you get into space, but they have 513 00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:30,920 too much of star power, and I mean literal star power. Yeah, 514 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,200 you just sort of shrink back. You're not your biggest 515 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,000 best self. It was nice, it was a good experience. 516 00:20:36,079 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 4: I'm acquaintances with a lot of those people, but they 517 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,880 don't call me at home. 518 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 2: Oh okay, So it's more like you get called out 519 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,799 to get beat. 520 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: Up, kind of like the guy that's gonna throw like 521 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,799 an early match so that they can work their way 522 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,839 up to like the Big Games or something. 523 00:20:49,839 --> 00:20:52,079 Speaker 4: As I'm a default guy, they say, because I lead 524 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,200 to red fall. When they need to start winning, I 525 00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:55,480 just jump off the stage. 526 00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:58,920 Speaker 1: Oh you didn't make any lasting friendships from that. You 527 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:02,200 got the street fighter guy. There's some Pokemon people. We 528 00:21:02,319 --> 00:21:03,799 fit trainers. She seems pretty hot. 529 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 4: We had some tension, romantic tension with the wee hit 530 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,000 I tell you who I thought I had the connection with, 531 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,160 and then they ghosted me. 532 00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:11,599 Speaker 3: Was it the Ace of Climbers. 533 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:14,880 Speaker 5: Oh, but it turns out they're a very tight knit 534 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,279 group and they don't really want to be friends with 535 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:17,799 no one. 536 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,359 Speaker 3: But each other. 537 00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:20,759 Speaker 2: Well, they have the same kind of like sibling thing 538 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,680 like you and Well, I guess not you and Mario 539 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,599 because you're not related. When I was younger, I thought 540 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,039 you were like clones or something. Where did that rumor 541 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:27,559 come from? 542 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,759 Speaker 4: Canonically, we were a good of friends growing up when 543 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:33,359 he was a baby Mario and now a baby Warrio. 544 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 3: We were good to friends and then we had the 545 00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:36,599 falling out later. 546 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 1: Oh really, that was. 547 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,839 Speaker 3: When he knew me as Phoebe. Oh obviously not a Ario. 548 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,440 Speaker 1: I think that in this industry, or whatever fucking industry 549 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,559 you are, with the sports, racing, fighting, dog fighting and stuff, 550 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,960 I guess, puzzles and adventuring. 551 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:51,559 Speaker 2: I guess. 552 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about connections, right right. That's the same 553 00:21:54,759 --> 00:21:57,559 across any industry. It's about who you know. Maybe hit 554 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:01,440 up Wolf from Star Fox. Maybe create like a legion 555 00:22:01,559 --> 00:22:05,960 of Evil. Yeah, guys, you know you and Wolf and Gannondorf. 556 00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, and is the Robot evil? I don't know rob 557 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,240 is he evil? 558 00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:12,559 Speaker 4: He is not the evil, but he's close to friends 559 00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:14,160 with Mario. I don't know if he saw he is 560 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,920 in the new movie. Oh, he's in the premiere right now. 561 00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:17,960 Speaker 2: I did not know that. 562 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 3: You talk about the Wolf from Star fucks, but. 563 00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:23,279 Speaker 4: I am not on a first name basis. I have 564 00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:26,119 to call him a dark wolf. Oh, like everyone else does. 565 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,160 Maybe you connect the Wario with. 566 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,319 Speaker 5: The wolf, miss the Wolf and see if he would, 567 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,680 you know, invest in some more Wario wares. 568 00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:35,519 Speaker 1: Uh Okay, I mean yeah, yeah, I can see what 569 00:22:35,559 --> 00:22:38,680 I get hooked up. What about the crocodile dude King? 570 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,079 Was the name jar Rule? 571 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:41,519 Speaker 3: Yeah? King of jar Rule. 572 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,759 Speaker 4: I haven't talked to him since he took over the 573 00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:47,000 New Dog City. But you're right in the mushroom kingdom. 574 00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:50,160 About who you know? And I know a lot of people, 575 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,119 but I don't know them well. But look, you guys, 576 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,359 I know you're trying to pick up a wario because 577 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:56,519 he just keep it going whine and whin on. 578 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,160 Speaker 3: But I will come out of these What are you 579 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,640 always bound to? Got to go alone? And then you 580 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,400 find your next to springboard and you get back up? Yeah, 581 00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:08,920 you know you the bead at the moment. 582 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,039 Speaker 1: Why that's a spirit warrior? 583 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, gone to weed? 584 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,920 Speaker 1: W Are you're gonna Wio is going war Are. 585 00:23:15,759 --> 00:23:20,480 Speaker 3: You gonna wait? Wow, I'm gone the weed? 586 00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Warrio. You know what, Let's go charge the premiere. 587 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:29,160 Yeah yeah wow. Let's go show him a real melee. 588 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,119 Yeah all right, we're gonna go fight then now. Yeah, 589 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,000 and our leader Warrior is gonna take us to victory. Yeah, 590 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,079 screw them. Yeah, this has been another episode of Good 591 00:23:38,079 --> 00:23:40,640 Morning from Hell. Thanks for listening. That turtle show. Yeah, 592 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,880 grab that turtle shell. Hey, give me some mushrooms. Load 593 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,079 me up with mushrooms. We're gonna get fucking huge. We're 594 00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:46,559 gonna go stomp on some people. 595 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,319 Speaker 4: So I'm going to take a deca ham I'm through, 596 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,160 Louis your son of a Beach. 597 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,519 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, take this start. Oh yeah, we're gonna 598 00:23:55,559 --> 00:24:02,759 load up on the star power. Yeah yeah, yeah, alright, 599 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,720 hell clon. 600 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 2: Thank you Josh flannagan for returning and playing war. Oh sure, 601 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,960 what are you working on right now? And where can 602 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,920 people find more of you? 603 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,720 Speaker 5: Working on a bunch of stuff that isn't in the 604 00:24:17,799 --> 00:24:19,680 light of day just yet. But I finished a movie 605 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,160 last year, Pickleheads, which I think. 606 00:24:21,079 --> 00:24:22,839 Speaker 1: We talked about last time you were on. I don't 607 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,839 think it was available just yet when you were on. 608 00:24:25,079 --> 00:24:25,759 Speaker 3: Not available. 609 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,240 Speaker 5: You can watch the trailer. There's a great article on 610 00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:31,640 Hollywood Reporter about it with the trailer and it's a 611 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,279 really fun movie. So yeah, we're in the middle of 612 00:24:33,319 --> 00:24:35,799 the distribution. We're sort of mid festivaling too. We had 613 00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:38,680 a premiere in October at Austin Film Fests, which both 614 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,240 of y'all attended different screenings. Yeah, and then we just 615 00:24:41,319 --> 00:24:44,039 had a premiere here in la maybe like a week 616 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,000 or two ago at the Golden State Film Fest, which 617 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,440 was really fun. 618 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,559 Speaker 3: Had John Hurley and a. 619 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,440 Speaker 5: Bunch of the cast come out for it nice. So 620 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,559 now we've got a couple other fests on the horizon. 621 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,839 The dream is it's out this year, so hopefully I'll 622 00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:54,839 be able to promote it soon. 623 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't get to go to the premiere. I 624 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,759 was on the off site satellite premiere. 625 00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:01,519 Speaker 3: You were on the remote viewing, Yeah, yeah, of the premiere. 626 00:25:01,519 --> 00:25:02,759 Speaker 1: But it was great. It was a lot of fun. 627 00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 5: I will say though, like the theater quality in those 628 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,599 screenings was not my favorite. But the screening we just 629 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,839 did at Golden State was like amazing because it was 630 00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:11,519 at the Chinese thing. 631 00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:12,599 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh cool. 632 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, not on the. 633 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:16,400 Speaker 5: Big screen, but like in that facility and that like 634 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,039 it sounded and look amazing. 635 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 3: It was like night and day. 636 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:22,119 Speaker 1: Wow to have like screened your movie, that's such a 637 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,920 milestone in your career. So that's awesome. 638 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:24,160 Speaker 2: Josh. 639 00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. 640 00:25:24,519 --> 00:25:27,799 Speaker 2: Well, we're going to talk more about our sins, specifically 641 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:32,599 about maybe Mario movies and video games and why we're 642 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,319 going to hell. Thank you Josh for coming on and 643 00:25:35,519 --> 00:25:36,960 waw wow. 644 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,319 Speaker 3: Sorry to any Italians listening.