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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>Put your freaking idiots right. This hour of the Lynching

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Shows brought you by Orlando Harley Davidson Runoff. I

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<v Speaker 2>four there near Mala Millennia. Gonna be out there this Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be out there. Uh, I'm out there starting at three.

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<v Speaker 2>But the festivities are more important. That's out there all

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<v Speaker 2>beginning at noon on Saturday. It's the one right across

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<v Speaker 2>from maul Millennia. Like Pat said, We're.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna have a Battle of the Babes, which is a

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<v Speaker 3>huge bikini contest. We're gonna have a drinking contest. We're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have vendors, tattoos, food trucks, the bike Washin's there

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<v Speaker 3>every year, Bikers Bike Week starting up this weekend. We'll

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<v Speaker 3>see at Orlando Harley. All the parties starts at noon.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, it's huge out there every year. Music, it's

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<v Speaker 3>good time.

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<v Speaker 2>We've on this show discussed various phobias over the years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, refresh my memory. Not quite sure we've ever

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<v Speaker 2>had someone who claims to have a phobia of ketchup.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never Nope, I would remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>Alexandria Govan is a Scottish woman who believes she developed

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<v Speaker 2>this fear after her sister sprayed ketchup on her when

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<v Speaker 2>she was twelve years old. Even though she works as

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<v Speaker 2>a waitress, handling ketchup makes her feel very uncomfortable. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she faces her fear almost every single day of her life.

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<v Speaker 3>She needs to get in a new business. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 3>you the sister probably Pat used one of these ones,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the one just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like well, I would think she would use the traditional

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<v Speaker 2>bottle that you have to slam the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>On the side of it where the little number is

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<v Speaker 3>on the hinds bottle like the heines fifty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>How many years did we go before we learned that

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<v Speaker 2>trick too much? I was like, Oh, wow, that's how

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<v Speaker 2>you get it out, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to hear a ketchup round table. I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 3>she's not really scared of ketchup, just from the fact

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<v Speaker 3>of working as a server, because I'm pat.

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<v Speaker 4>Marrying ketchup bottles is what they call it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh your job, you fill the sugar caddies and don't

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<v Speaker 3>forget to marry your ketchups. You know what marrying your

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<v Speaker 3>ketchups is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when you got the You take the two half

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<v Speaker 2>used bottles and rejoin them as one.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh, yeah exactly. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's no chance of I don't know, the top

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<v Speaker 3>of the ketchup bottle breaking as you're pouring it in,

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<v Speaker 3>or you get the really cheap restaurant owner who goes,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, go empty those hinds bottles. We're time to

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<v Speaker 3>refill them with the cats up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's get into that. Very sways to spell ketchup.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah huh, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. The

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<v Speaker 2>generic that's just ah, this isn't right. I'm sorry, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a little watery. Yeah, oh well that's just yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>When it comes to ketchup, man, there's there's a good

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<v Speaker 3>ketchup and then there's just you know when it's not

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<v Speaker 3>a good ketchup, right, Yeah, there's it either hits or

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I hate to say, yeah, somebody said just huge

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<v Speaker 3>bikini contest being fat girls or a number of girls,

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be an awesome contest with the ringers.

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<v Speaker 4>Put it that way.

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<v Speaker 3>We get ringers out there now to an old school

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<v Speaker 3>nineties style, you know, where you have the circuit of

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<v Speaker 3>girls who go around and do it for big money.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not pushing back on that. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Been pressing for many of those.

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<v Speaker 3>Makes it so easy instead of having to say, who

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<v Speaker 3>wants to be a bikini contest and some guys trying

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<v Speaker 3>to talk, come on, I'll buy you real kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, I gotta give her credit, Alexandria credit for least,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, facing her fear every day. Otherwise, she wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>even be able to walk down the condiment aisle. I

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<v Speaker 2>would thinking the you know, sol if she needed some

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<v Speaker 2>mustard or mayonnaise or something, I had to go right

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<v Speaker 2>near close proximity to the ketchup section.

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<v Speaker 4>She'd relish the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>As long as we're on the subject of food, and

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm really going to be hungry. A group in

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<v Speaker 2>France has claimed a record that well, they didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>realize that they were setting a record. They originally had

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<v Speaker 2>had about four ninety five pounds of cheese fondue. Holy

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<v Speaker 2>they ended up melting forty eight hundred pounds of cheese

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<v Speaker 2>to create a huge enormous vat of cheese fondue. Hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>of people gathered to watch the record breaking event, and

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<v Speaker 2>an official from a Guinness showed up Guinness World Records

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, well, I guess there's going to now be

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<v Speaker 2>a record for largest cheese fondue.

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<v Speaker 3>And then all the people that gathered to watch the

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<v Speaker 3>record broken eight the cheese fondu, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>I yes, there. It would have been a terrible waste, got.

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<v Speaker 4>It that they stunk? You remember going to those restaurants.

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<v Speaker 2>I one time went and I enjoyed being there. I

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<v Speaker 2>enjoyed the experience, but quickly realized exactly what you just

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<v Speaker 2>pointed out upon exiting said restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>There were a couple of them, And is that one

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<v Speaker 4>still open near you?

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<v Speaker 2>One right there on four thirty four near I four.

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<v Speaker 4>In a Okay, so it is open.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I won't name any names, I think, but

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<v Speaker 3>the Yeah, you loved being there. You were gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>laid because it was romantic. But you went home smelling

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<v Speaker 3>like fondue. I mean like you dipped your balls and

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<v Speaker 3>the damn that on the table, so you were sure

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<v Speaker 3>to get.

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<v Speaker 4>Some sauce after that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody goes, there's one ketchup that's hins somebody else. I

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<v Speaker 3>divorced my wife because she brought home hunts instead of.

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<v Speaker 4>That's serious.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have very strong opinions comes to their condiments. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't blame you. We've been there, we know it. We've

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<v Speaker 2>fought the good fight on the condiment front. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get to this story. This is just gross. I

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<v Speaker 2>have more on this and her photograph. If you're so

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<v Speaker 2>inclined on our Facebook page and the Lynching Taco blog.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna wait to click until I hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Then let's say hello to a twenty three year old

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<v Speaker 2>New Hampshire woman named Kelly Tedford. She has an only

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<v Speaker 2>Fans page and apparently since twenty twenty one, she's had

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<v Speaker 2>her own little niche deal going on for her subscribers.

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly goes into grocery stores and peas on bulk items

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<v Speaker 2>and films herself doing it, and then charges are only

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<v Speaker 2>fans subscribers to watch it.

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<v Speaker 4>She can't get arrested for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she is now arrested, yes, But the part that

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<v Speaker 2>it out to be she's been getting away with this

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<v Speaker 2>since twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 4>The part of the country she lives in. She's in

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<v Speaker 4>New Hampshire. Thank god.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I hope she didn't do any vacationing down here

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<v Speaker 3>in Florida with all her OnlyFans money.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is more disturbing her doing that or idiots paying

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<v Speaker 2>money to see her do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think her doing that because she came up with

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<v Speaker 4>the idea. Either. Yeah, they are I'm with you, both disturbing.

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<v Speaker 2>So she goes to the sections where they have the

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<v Speaker 2>big bins full of whatever it might be, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>where like tomatoes, Yes, she's done it. In the produce section,

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<v Speaker 2>she's uh some nuts raw walnut tub corn meal. How

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<v Speaker 2>do you say this? Keona keema q u I and

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<v Speaker 2>it's m that's something I don't eat, but my wife's

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<v Speaker 2>tried and I'm just kind of really really never eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>Pana more like it with her gost six bucks a month?

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<v Speaker 2>You could uh want you to do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>For all only fans only? I've never really experienced it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it only six bucks a month? I'm I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was per session or what you're willing

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<v Speaker 3>to pay.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Since she charged six dollars a month for access, she's

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<v Speaker 2>now charged herself with criminal mischief, which is a felony

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<v Speaker 2>and could be facing additional charges because if you.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a real pea freak bad, she could do the fountain. Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to look over here, the water fountain.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not elaborate. I know we're in safe harbor. I

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<v Speaker 3>wish I didn't look over there, as he requested.

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