Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: Put your freaking idiots right. This hour of the Lynching
Speaker 2: Taco Shows brought you by Orlando Harley Davidson Runoff. I
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Speaker 2: I'll be out there. Uh, I'm out there starting at three.
Speaker 2: But the festivities are more important. That's out there all
Speaker 2: beginning at noon on Saturday. It's the one right across
Speaker 2: from maul Millennia. Like Pat said, We're.
Speaker 3: Gonna have a Battle of the Babes, which is a
Speaker 3: huge bikini contest. We're gonna have a drinking contest. We're
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Speaker 3: good time.
Speaker 2: We've on this show discussed various phobias over the years.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, refresh my memory. Not quite sure we've ever
Speaker 2: had someone who claims to have a phobia of ketchup.
Speaker 4: I've never Nope, I would remember that.
Speaker 2: Alexandria Govan is a Scottish woman who believes she developed
Speaker 2: this fear after her sister sprayed ketchup on her when
Speaker 2: she was twelve years old. Even though she works as
Speaker 2: a waitress, handling ketchup makes her feel very uncomfortable. So yeah,
Speaker 2: she faces her fear almost every single day of her life.
Speaker 3: She needs to get in a new business. I'm telling
Speaker 3: you the sister probably Pat used one of these ones,
Speaker 3: you know, the one just.
Speaker 2: Like well, I would think she would use the traditional
Speaker 2: bottle that you have to slam the bottom.
Speaker 3: On the side of it where the little number is
Speaker 3: on the hinds bottle like the heines fifty seven.
Speaker 2: How many years did we go before we learned that
Speaker 2: trick too much? I was like, Oh, wow, that's how
Speaker 2: you get it out, dude.
Speaker 3: You want to hear a ketchup round table. I'm surprised
Speaker 3: she's not really scared of ketchup, just from the fact
Speaker 3: of working as a server, because I'm pat.
Speaker 4: Marrying ketchup bottles is what they call it.
Speaker 3: Oh your job, you fill the sugar caddies and don't
Speaker 3: forget to marry your ketchups. You know what marrying your
Speaker 3: ketchups is.
Speaker 2: That's when you got the You take the two half
Speaker 2: used bottles and rejoin them as one.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, yeah exactly. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: And there's no chance of I don't know, the top
Speaker 3: of the ketchup bottle breaking as you're pouring it in,
Speaker 3: or you get the really cheap restaurant owner who goes,
Speaker 3: all right, go empty those hinds bottles. We're time to
Speaker 3: refill them with the cats up.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's get into that. Very sways to spell ketchup.
Speaker 2: Nah huh, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. The
Speaker 2: generic that's just ah, this isn't right. I'm sorry, there's
Speaker 2: a little watery. Yeah, oh well that's just yeah.
Speaker 3: When it comes to ketchup, man, there's there's a good
Speaker 3: ketchup and then there's just you know when it's not
Speaker 3: a good ketchup, right, Yeah, there's it either hits or
Speaker 3: it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I hate to say, yeah, somebody said just huge
Speaker 3: bikini contest being fat girls or a number of girls,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be an awesome contest with the ringers.
Speaker 4: Put it that way.
Speaker 3: We get ringers out there now to an old school
Speaker 3: nineties style, you know, where you have the circuit of
Speaker 3: girls who go around and do it for big money.
Speaker 4: I'm not pushing back on that. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Been pressing for many of those.
Speaker 3: Makes it so easy instead of having to say, who
Speaker 3: wants to be a bikini contest and some guys trying
Speaker 3: to talk, come on, I'll buy you real kitchen.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I gotta give her credit, Alexandria credit for least,
Speaker 2: you know, facing her fear every day. Otherwise, she wouldn't
Speaker 2: even be able to walk down the condiment aisle. I
Speaker 2: would thinking the you know, sol if she needed some
Speaker 2: mustard or mayonnaise or something, I had to go right
Speaker 2: near close proximity to the ketchup section.
Speaker 4: She'd relish the moment.
Speaker 2: As long as we're on the subject of food, and
Speaker 2: now I'm really going to be hungry. A group in
Speaker 2: France has claimed a record that well, they didn't even
Speaker 2: realize that they were setting a record. They originally had
Speaker 2: had about four ninety five pounds of cheese fondue. Holy
Speaker 2: they ended up melting forty eight hundred pounds of cheese
Speaker 2: to create a huge enormous vat of cheese fondue. Hundreds
Speaker 2: of people gathered to watch the record breaking event, and
Speaker 2: an official from a Guinness showed up Guinness World Records
Speaker 2: and yeah, well, I guess there's going to now be
Speaker 2: a record for largest cheese fondue.
Speaker 3: And then all the people that gathered to watch the
Speaker 3: record broken eight the cheese fondu, I guess.
Speaker 2: I yes, there. It would have been a terrible waste, got.
Speaker 4: It that they stunk? You remember going to those restaurants.
Speaker 2: I one time went and I enjoyed being there. I
Speaker 2: enjoyed the experience, but quickly realized exactly what you just
Speaker 2: pointed out upon exiting said restaurant.
Speaker 4: There were a couple of them, And is that one
Speaker 4: still open near you?
Speaker 2: One right there on four thirty four near I four.
Speaker 4: In a Okay, so it is open.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I won't name any names, I think, but
Speaker 3: the Yeah, you loved being there. You were gonna get
Speaker 3: laid because it was romantic. But you went home smelling
Speaker 3: like fondue. I mean like you dipped your balls and
Speaker 3: the damn that on the table, so you were sure
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 4: Some sauce after that one.
Speaker 3: Somebody goes, there's one ketchup that's hins somebody else. I
Speaker 3: divorced my wife because she brought home hunts instead of.
Speaker 4: That's serious.
Speaker 2: I'll have very strong opinions comes to their condiments. We
Speaker 2: don't blame you. We've been there, we know it. We've
Speaker 2: fought the good fight on the condiment front. All right,
Speaker 2: let's get to this story. This is just gross. I
Speaker 2: have more on this and her photograph. If you're so
Speaker 2: inclined on our Facebook page and the Lynching Taco blog.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna wait to click until I hear it.
Speaker 2: Then let's say hello to a twenty three year old
Speaker 2: New Hampshire woman named Kelly Tedford. She has an only
Speaker 2: Fans page and apparently since twenty twenty one, she's had
Speaker 2: her own little niche deal going on for her subscribers.
Speaker 2: Kelly goes into grocery stores and peas on bulk items
Speaker 2: and films herself doing it, and then charges are only
Speaker 2: fans subscribers to watch it.
Speaker 4: She can't get arrested for that.
Speaker 2: Oh, she is now arrested, yes, But the part that
Speaker 2: it out to be she's been getting away with this
Speaker 2: since twenty twenty one.
Speaker 4: The part of the country she lives in. She's in
Speaker 4: New Hampshire. Thank god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope she didn't do any vacationing down here
Speaker 3: in Florida with all her OnlyFans money.
Speaker 2: Which is more disturbing her doing that or idiots paying
Speaker 2: money to see her do that.
Speaker 4: I think her doing that because she came up with
Speaker 4: the idea. Either. Yeah, they are I'm with you, both disturbing.
Speaker 2: So she goes to the sections where they have the
Speaker 2: big bins full of whatever it might be, and that's
Speaker 2: where like tomatoes, Yes, she's done it. In the produce section,
Speaker 2: she's uh some nuts raw walnut tub corn meal. How
Speaker 2: do you say this? Keona keema q u I and
Speaker 2: it's m that's something I don't eat, but my wife's
Speaker 2: tried and I'm just kind of really really never eat it.
Speaker 2: Pana more like it with her gost six bucks a month?
Speaker 2: You could uh want you to do that?
Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
Speaker 3: For all only fans only? I've never really experienced it.
Speaker 3: Is it only six bucks a month? I'm I'm thinking
Speaker 3: I thought it was per session or what you're willing
Speaker 3: to pay.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Since she charged six dollars a month for access, she's
Speaker 2: now charged herself with criminal mischief, which is a felony
Speaker 2: and could be facing additional charges because if you.
Speaker 3: Got a real pea freak bad, she could do the fountain. Wait,
Speaker 3: I need you to look over here, the water fountain.
Speaker 3: Do not elaborate. I know we're in safe harbor. I
Speaker 3: wish I didn't look over there, as he requested.
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