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<v Speaker 1>Kaloroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm shutting back with your daily comedy news. This

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<v Speaker 2>weekend is the sixty eighth annual Daytona five hundred, and

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<v Speaker 2>who's going to be there. It's Bert Kreischer. He's headlining

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<v Speaker 2>the inaugural Full Throttle Festival Good Name, a night of comedy,

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<v Speaker 2>music and barbecue the pre race bash at the Ocean

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<v Speaker 2>Center Convention Center in Daytona Beach. Leonard Skinnard will be

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<v Speaker 2>playing and Bert Kreischer will do a performance that's exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Bert Kreischer said, Race weekend in Daytona is the super

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl of speed, and for me that means going absolutely massive.

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<v Speaker 2>So I figured, why not build the biggest, wildest, greatest

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<v Speaker 2>pre race party ever. We're not just having a party.

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<v Speaker 2>We're bringing a rock show, a country show, a comedy show,

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<v Speaker 2>and the kind of barbecue and beer that would make

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<v Speaker 2>a pit crew chief proud. We're stuffing all that, the fun,

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<v Speaker 2>the laughs, the meat sweats inside the Ocean Center of

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<v Speaker 2>the night before the Daytona five hundred. It's my ultimate

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<v Speaker 2>dream at NASCAR Tilgate come to life, and I cannot

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<v Speaker 2>wait to see Daytona go full throttle with us. There

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<v Speaker 2>will also be an expansive craft beer program and signature

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<v Speaker 2>cocktails for those at twenty one and older. Bert Kreischer

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<v Speaker 2>told OutKick, I'm so ready for the festival. I live

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<v Speaker 2>my life by rewards, like I inventize things, and this

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<v Speaker 2>is my treat. I've been on the road for twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five days straight, and I end my tour and I

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<v Speaker 2>see my wife in Daytona. I cannot wait. Bert talked

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<v Speaker 2>about attending at DAYTONI said, Tom Sigor and I went.

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<v Speaker 2>We brought our tour buses and so the event of

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<v Speaker 2>parking in the infield and experiencing the three days leading

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<v Speaker 2>up to the actual race, you know, all the races

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<v Speaker 2>that are going on, all the trials, everything is a blast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so welcoming that I feel like it's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be what it feels like if you go to Germany

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<v Speaker 2>for Octoberfest and you're like, oh, so this is Germany.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a German if they come over, they should go

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<v Speaker 2>to a NASCAR race, But camp out, get an RV

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<v Speaker 2>and camp out, get a ton of cold beers, get

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of barbecue, set up a grill. Because that

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<v Speaker 2>camaraderie that happens at these events, that's what really draws

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<v Speaker 2>me to it. I got to go to a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of NASCAR races when I worked for Serious and Bert

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<v Speaker 2>is nailing it now. I'm a boy from New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know anything about NASCAR the first time I

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<v Speaker 2>went down there, and I saw everybody just walking around

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<v Speaker 2>in head to toe Budweiser gear. I remember seeing one

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<v Speaker 2>guy dressed in a Kellogg's, you know, racing suit, much

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<v Speaker 2>like I might wear a Mets jersey. They would wear

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<v Speaker 2>the outfit of their favorite driver, and I'm like, Kellogg's, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But man, was everybody nice. I've got a picture of

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<v Speaker 2>myself sitting on the track of the Daytona five hundred

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<v Speaker 2>an hour before racetime. They let the civilians on the track,

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<v Speaker 2>which I can't believe because I know I could have

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<v Speaker 2>been a jerky face and taken out a chisel and

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<v Speaker 2>just put a hole in the track, but they just

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<v Speaker 2>let everybody kind of hang out. And I've got a

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<v Speaker 2>picture of me and this dude dressed head to toe

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<v Speaker 2>and bud gear. I guess he was a Dale junior fan,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were drinking buds out of his cooler and

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<v Speaker 2>it was just the greatest experience. And then I had

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<v Speaker 2>a humbleverrag flex. I had what's called a hot pass,

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<v Speaker 2>so I could hang out on pit road during the race.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you I was standing there and I

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<v Speaker 2>was super appreciative, but I knew I did I appreciate it,

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<v Speaker 2>and what I mean by that it would be like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from Queens. I'm not a NASCAR fan, so would

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<v Speaker 2>be like somebody who's not a Mets fan sitting in

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<v Speaker 2>the Mets dugout during the World Series. It was the

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<v Speaker 2>equivalent of that. So like, I'm like, this is an

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<v Speaker 2>amazing experience, but I kind of felt guilty because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>there's somebody across the road there in the stands who

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<v Speaker 2>would like kill to do this. But it was super awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a bunch of races and nailed it. As

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<v Speaker 2>I would walk around the infield with our host and

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<v Speaker 2>Mark says high, people would offer us food and drink

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<v Speaker 2>and everybody was super friendly and super cool. If you've

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<v Speaker 2>never been to a NASCAR race and you have an

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<v Speaker 2>opportunity to go, you should go and bring ear plugs

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<v Speaker 2>because you're going to wind up paying ten bucks for

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<v Speaker 2>your plugs if you don't bring them yourself. It is loud,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know you think you know it's loud, You

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea it's loud. Whatever you think, I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 2>it's louder than that. And the cars go by so

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<v Speaker 2>fast that unless you turn your head and follow the

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<v Speaker 2>cars along, if you just stare straight ahead, all you

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<v Speaker 2>see is just and you don't even your eyes don't

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<v Speaker 2>even lock on an actual car. So I am a

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<v Speaker 2>NASCAR fan, and I'm a big fan of NASCAR events.

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<v Speaker 2>Another time I went down to Talladega. Jeff Foxworthy was

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<v Speaker 2>the Grand Marshall. So I went down and Talladega's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of in the middle of nowhere. So I flew down

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<v Speaker 2>on a Saturday night State at Atlanta, got up early,

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<v Speaker 2>drove to Talladega, hooked up with Foxworthy, recorded some stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>stayed for most of the race. I was parked on

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<v Speaker 2>the infield and I was like, all, I've done NASCAR

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<v Speaker 2>racist before and I'm not that big a fan. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to leave twenty laps early so i can get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here. But they had actually closed off the

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<v Speaker 2>area and I couldn't get to my car. You weren't

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to walk under the tunnel under the track. You

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<v Speaker 2>were allowed to drive under the tunnel, but you couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>walk under it. So I actually offered a local couple

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<v Speaker 2>to a car. I'm like, we it was like the apocalypse.

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<v Speaker 2>I offered them twenty bucks to drive me basically I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know thirty feet and they were like, sure, hop in.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the wife said to the husband, don't take

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<v Speaker 2>the guy's money. So, whoever you were a couple twenty

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, I appreciate you. Talladega was awesome and Talladega

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<v Speaker 2>so big. You have to see it if you've never

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<v Speaker 2>been in there, the tailgating area. I said, it looked

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<v Speaker 2>like a small city had been evacuated because of nuclear

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<v Speaker 2>scare or something, and everybody was told to go here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just this huge, tense city, but everybody's cool. I digress,

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<v Speaker 2>Get back to it. John all Right, Tomorrow's grand Marshall

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<v Speaker 2>is Nyprighatzy. Nate was on the Backstretch podcast. He said

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<v Speaker 2>he's been a NASCAR fan for a long time now.

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<v Speaker 2>Nate is from Nashville, so that makes sense that tracks.

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<v Speaker 2>Nate said racing was an inevitable part of his childhood,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was only in his late teens that he

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<v Speaker 2>really got I know it and he said, then you

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<v Speaker 2>start doing comedy, get busy, and it's a mix of

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<v Speaker 2>like how do you do everything with sports? But I've

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<v Speaker 2>always been a NASCAR fan. I love it when someone

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of goes out on their own and just

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<v Speaker 2>sees if it works out or if they get crushed

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<v Speaker 2>and go back talking about racing and pacts there. As

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<v Speaker 2>part of my prep, I came across these five things

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<v Speaker 2>to know about Nate Berghatzy before the Daytona five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Number one, Nate Brigazzy becomes first comedian to be Daytona

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred Grand Marshal. We're told there have been actors

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<v Speaker 2>and athletes, musical artists and wrestlers, former race car drivers,

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<v Speaker 2>even a President of the United States, but never has

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<v Speaker 2>a comedian Marshall for the Daytona five hundred. Congratulations Nate Bergazzy.

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<v Speaker 2>Last year's Grand Marshall Anthony Mackie. You may know him

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<v Speaker 2>as Captain America. Number two thing you need to know

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<v Speaker 2>about Nate Bergazzy. Nate Pergazzy has huge comedy career. Thanks

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<v Speaker 2>ratcle Writer. They worked hard on that one. Number three

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<v Speaker 2>Nypergazzy's first feature film coming in twenty twenty six. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 2>this is The Breadwinner, which hits theaters May twenty ninth.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've seen the trailer, perhaps you feel the way

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<v Speaker 2>I did. I asked, was Kevin James not available? It

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<v Speaker 2>does not look good. Nate created, co wrote, produced, and

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<v Speaker 2>starred in The Breadwinner, So if it sucks, we know

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<v Speaker 2>who to blame, and if it's good, we know who

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<v Speaker 2>to give credit to. It also stars Mandy Moore, Colin

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<v Speaker 2>Jose and Kamil Nanjiani. For some reason. Fun fact Number

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<v Speaker 2>four Nate Bergazzi roots for Vanderbilt and the Tennessee Titans.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I mention he's from Nashville? And number five fun

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<v Speaker 2>fact Natepergatzy has NASCAR history. The fun fact is he

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<v Speaker 2>was the honorary pace car driver for the Ally four

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<v Speaker 2>hundred at Nashville Superspeedway back in June twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Also happening this weekend, tomorrow, Fox will air episode eight

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<v Speaker 2>hundred of The Simpsons. In episode eight hundred of The Simpsons,

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<v Speaker 2>it is titled Irrational Treasure, and Marge Simpson takes Santa's

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<v Speaker 2>Little Helper to Philadelphia to enter Santas Little Helper in

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<v Speaker 2>a dog show. Homer Simpsons stows away on the trip,

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<v Speaker 2>and soon they are embroiled in a national treasure like conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Guest stars include Kevin Bacon. Creator Matt Greening says, one

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<v Speaker 2>of the great things for me is we've done so

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<v Speaker 2>many episodes that I can watch earlier episodes and not

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<v Speaker 2>remember a single thing about them. Every time we do

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<v Speaker 2>a new episode, it seems another episode because out of

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<v Speaker 2>my brain. The Simpsons had a party at the Fonda

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<v Speaker 2>Theater in LA At the anniversary parties, they have the

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<v Speaker 2>joke tagline almost halfway there, and they said that seemed funny.

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<v Speaker 2>At the one hundred and fiftieth episode party, the two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred to four hundred th and eve of the six hundredth,

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<v Speaker 2>no one thought the show would go that far. But

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<v Speaker 2>now that they've hit eight hundred, they want to see

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<v Speaker 2>if they can hit episode one thousand. Fox has renewed

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<v Speaker 2>The Simpsons through season forty. Greening says, I think that'd

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<v Speaker 2>be an honorable thing to shoot for. I would do

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<v Speaker 2>it for two hundred more or more. Once in nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>ninety five, check your guild. There's a reporter asked me,

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<v Speaker 2>how long can the Simpsons go on? I say, we're

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<v Speaker 2>probably closer to the end of the beginning, which I

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<v Speaker 2>thought was very elegantly vague. But the headlines with that

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying the Simpsons was canceled. I've learned to say,

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<v Speaker 2>no end in sight. Do you want to do the math?

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<v Speaker 2>It'll take them another ten years to get to episode

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand. Tomorrow, on this very program, comedian Drew Lynch

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<v Speaker 2>stops by to promote his appearance at the Vancouver Comedy Festival,

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<v Speaker 2>And because of that, I'm going to tell you who's

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<v Speaker 2>at the Vancouver Comedy Festival both today and tomorrow. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>start with today, Valentine's Day. If you're in Vancouver, grab

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<v Speaker 2>your loved one and be like, hey, want to see

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<v Speaker 2>some comedy shows. I listen to this guy does a

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<v Speaker 2>podcast in the basement. He's telling us we should go

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<v Speaker 2>see rosebud Baker at the Review Stage at nine pm.

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<v Speaker 2>We might see the Alternative Show hosted by Mark Little,

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<v Speaker 2>that's an eleven PM show at the Review Stage, and

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<v Speaker 2>some other people that I'm not all that familiar with. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>my general advice at a comedy festival is feel encouraged

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<v Speaker 2>to go see some people that maybe you haven't heard of.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, Sunday Night, No Brainer at seven o'clock Ismo.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear Ismo? He was the guest last Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>So go see Ismo at seven o'clock on Sunday. Rosebud's

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<v Speaker 2>got another show, James A. Caster got a show at eight.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna go see Ismo. Mary Beth Barone, she's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got to show at eight. But you're gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>see Ismo in the Alternative shows at nine o'clock. So

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<v Speaker 2>that would be what I would do. I'd do Ismo

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<v Speaker 2>and then the Alternative show at the Vancouver Comedy Festival,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't go. I'm home in New Jersey and

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<v Speaker 2>I will leave you with this. Film director Roger Avery

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<v Speaker 2>was on the Joe Rogan Experience. The Joe Rogan Experience

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<v Speaker 2>is a pretty popular podcast. You may have heard of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And the conversation turned to Star Trek and my ears went, hmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>star Trek, if you've been listening, I'd take my Star

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<v Speaker 2>Trek very seriously, and so do Joe Rogan and Roger Avery.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Alex Kurtzman comes along and just like craps all over

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean I went in and met with the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I was like Hey, I will write Force

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<v Speaker 1>for Scale. You know, I'll write on your new show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like, I just want to be part of it,

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<v Speaker 1>just as an opportunity to work on Star Treks. And

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<v Speaker 1>he was, and I basically found out he didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who had any kind of fondness for the original show.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted to do something new and to create something new.

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<v Speaker 1>And this latest thing that he that they've made, this

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<v Speaker 1>Starfleet Academy. Now it's still ongoing. Maybe it rights itself

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<v Speaker 1>at some point. His company is called Secret Hideout. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's going to need a secret hideout after all

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<v Speaker 1>these like after destroying star Trek for like this latest

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<v Speaker 1>generation are we talking about the newest one? The one

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<v Speaker 1>with take Nataro, that's the new Starfleet Academy is an abomination.

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<v Speaker 1>I could not I could not get Yes, I could

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<v Speaker 1>not get through three episodes of Discovery, and I mean

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<v Speaker 1>they're just like it is just awful, awful storytelling. Well

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<v Speaker 1>it's also clunky dialogue and bating.

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<v Speaker 2>So comedians, take Nataro, Patton Oswald, genius sheer, Stephen Colbert,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching you. That is your comedy needs for today,

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<v Speaker 2>Drew Lynch Tomorrow Normal episode and comedy Survivor on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>See you then,
