Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology.
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Speaker 1: but your freaking idiots, all right.
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Speaker 2: on Thursday afternoon, Taco Bob getting a little do you
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Speaker 2: and monster truck driver.
Speaker 1: Yep, you get to check out that massive truck. Thunderorus
Speaker 1: is the new truck, the new monster truck. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be out Thursday three to five at Briggs JCB located
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Speaker 1: some JRR concert tickets.
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Speaker 2: heavy equipment to pieces of machinery out there.
Speaker 1: If they tried picking it up, thunder Doors take care
Speaker 1: of it. So we'll see you this day three to
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Speaker 1: where and when.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know you've been waiting with baited breath since
Speaker 2: I brought you the breaking news sounder a few minutes ago.
Speaker 2: What is it? I can't the twenty twenty four yr
Speaker 2: four asteroid that is scheduled to possibly hit Earth seven
Speaker 2: years from now December of twenty thirty two. Would they
Speaker 2: back the time off? Now, just a little history for
Speaker 2: those of you who haven't been following the saga of
Speaker 2: this giant rock approximately the size of the Leaning Tower
Speaker 2: of Pisa. A few weeks ago, we were informed that
Speaker 2: they've been tracking this thing and the odds of its
Speaker 2: striking Earth and causing a major situation should it strike
Speaker 2: a metropolitan area. Had been going up the percentage chances
Speaker 2: of it striking and had been steadily climbing. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then it backed down a little bit. And now, oh god,
Speaker 2: now the impact prop ability is zero point zero zero
Speaker 2: one seven percent, next to nothing.
Speaker 1: So they have hyped this thing beyond believe. Everybody's been talking.
Speaker 1: Everybody's been talking about.
Speaker 2: It, got it up to a three point one percent
Speaker 2: chance of hitting, which is three point one percent more than.
Speaker 1: I would have liked. Yeah, and now well we're done,
Speaker 1: So do we not talk about it in this show anymore? Uh?
Speaker 2: Kind of you know, like do you want to ban
Speaker 2: this subject? Is what you're saying on Wednesdays were about
Speaker 2: banning stuff, But I mean, yeah, we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't cancel stuff, but on Wednesdays we don't do
Speaker 1: the uh hump day thing, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's been Yeah, just so, I mean, I'm tired of
Speaker 1: hearing about a big rock well at the end of
Speaker 1: the day. And I've said it before, even though the
Speaker 1: probabilities now are next to none. Even if it was
Speaker 1: to hit, we have technology to shoot that thing down ahead.
Speaker 1: And if it's gonna hit, you have no way of
Speaker 1: stopping it yourselves.
Speaker 2: So whatever, you know, I probably would know the answer
Speaker 2: to this if I had paid more attention when I
Speaker 2: went to school. Why isn't stuff just slamming into each
Speaker 2: other all the time? I don't know. With all with
Speaker 2: the all the stuff that we've fired up, there, these
Speaker 2: satellites going up every day, you know, and all the
Speaker 2: space junk, all the rocks that are floating around the planets,
Speaker 2: the moons, why doesn't it all just slam into each
Speaker 2: other on a regular basis.
Speaker 1: Let's just really hope it doesn't. You know what think
Speaker 1: if you're one of those people who went out and said,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, the probabilities are big. I'm gonna run
Speaker 1: up all my credit cards and go gambling and have fun.
Speaker 1: And well, if you're doing that seven years in advance,
Speaker 1: you're just dumb. No, But there's people out there that
Speaker 1: are just dumb.
Speaker 2: You know what. I've always wanted this car. Speaking of
Speaker 2: people out there who are just really.
Speaker 1: Dumb, you can hold them creditors off for seven years.
Speaker 2: I'm going gambling. Have you noticed lately the uh, the
Speaker 2: media blitz that TikTok has been running, touting how many
Speaker 2: people rely on that for their businesses, and they're trying
Speaker 2: to create goodwill and people change people's minds about TikTok
Speaker 2: and how bad it would be if this thing, if
Speaker 2: the law that is now currently on pause for probably
Speaker 2: what probably another forty days or so.
Speaker 1: But they're trying to create a need for it. Like
Speaker 1: my farm. I could not have run my farm without TikTok.
Speaker 2: We've seen it. Yeah, totally get that. Yeah. And then
Speaker 2: there's the other side of TikTok where it gives you
Speaker 2: pause to go, you know what, maybe that law should
Speaker 2: go into effect and just.
Speaker 1: Shut it down like people doing the It all started
Speaker 1: with the create challenge or whatever about two years ago.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the latest and perhaps dumbest challenge yet. People
Speaker 2: are dropping heavier and heavier things on their feet. I
Speaker 2: heard this, Yep, listen to this this. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you can't even be able to understand a word
Speaker 2: this marble mouth is saying, but dumping things on my foot? Reactions?
Speaker 2: Sound up? One go the here next yo, not one
Speaker 2: to go to speaker on you guys dropped a hammer,
Speaker 2: a space heater, and a cordless drill on his feet.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right there, he's a dude that would
Speaker 1: run up the credit cards for the meteor.
Speaker 2: What a complete fool.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, if you're doing that, good for you,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be at the podiatrist. See how I pulled
Speaker 1: that big word?
Speaker 2: Uh uh huh. I'm sure any parent would just love
Speaker 2: to come home and find their TikToker dropping heavy objects
Speaker 2: on their feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, heavy objects from around their house that they're probably
Speaker 1: be breaking along with their feet. Oh, I can't do,
Speaker 1: can't go to soccer practice today? Mom?
Speaker 2: Well why not?
Speaker 1: Those dropping stuff on my feet?
Speaker 2: Uh? This story I've put on our Facebook page and
Speaker 2: the Lynching Taco blog at w jr dot com. And
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you right now this is probably
Speaker 2: the most confusing story you'll hear about today. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: we got a guy in Nebraska. Hey Pat, real quick
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Speaker 2: We give you song lyrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make j r r Your number one pre you know,
Speaker 1: your number one preset.
Speaker 2: Or at least in the top ten. We'd appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I'm going on on a selfish level, all right. So
Speaker 2: this guy in Nebraska is having trouble getting a birth
Speaker 2: certificate and Social Security number for his two year old
Speaker 2: daughter named Caroline. At least that's what he would like
Speaker 2: her name to be.
Speaker 1: Ah, she's one of these crazy name kids.
Speaker 2: The girl spent over a year in foster care after
Speaker 2: being born and was given a computer generated name from
Speaker 2: the state. Because the mother this guy is, he went
Speaker 2: through all the steps to prove that he was the
Speaker 2: legit father he had lost track of the woman who
Speaker 2: eventually split with him, gave birth to the kid, and
Speaker 2: gave it up to the foster system. God right, He's
Speaker 2: now tracked the child down, wants to love and care
Speaker 2: for her and be a part of her life. Wants
Speaker 2: her to be named Caroline. And this is where he's
Speaker 2: run into issues, mainly because he can't get the birth
Speaker 2: certificate to change the name from what the state issued her.
Speaker 2: What did the state the child's name is Unikyite thirteen hotel.
Speaker 1: I bet they just probably figured out where the mom
Speaker 1: gave birth to and left the child when't giving it
Speaker 1: up to his system.
Speaker 2: Unkite thirteen hosts the hotel. How could the state not
Speaker 2: just step you know? Like I said, this is a
Speaker 2: very confusing story. More of it is on our Facebook
Speaker 2: page if you would like to really drill down. We
Speaker 2: don't have the time, and quite frankly, I don't think
Speaker 2: we had the patience. I know, I don't know. We
Speaker 2: got bigger fish in fri than this. He's got an
Speaker 2: attorney working to help him get what he needs, but
Speaker 2: no one in the government has as of now helped
Speaker 2: helped the little Unikite thirteen hotel is going to have
Speaker 2: to suffer the ass weapons in school.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Charlie Stevens here Uni kite. What the hell
Speaker 1: it's met?
Speaker 2: Mighty Stay Play R R