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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd let your taco one on one one w jr R,

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<v Speaker 1>but your freaking idiots, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>This hour brought you by. You got this deal going

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<v Speaker 2>on Thursday afternoon, Taco Bob getting a little do you

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<v Speaker 2>call it a meet and greets with the monster truck

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<v Speaker 2>and monster truck driver.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, you get to check out that massive truck. Thunderorus

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<v Speaker 1>is the new truck, the new monster truck. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be out Thursday three to five at Briggs JCB located

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<v Speaker 1>right there on John Young Parkway again Briggs JCB and

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<v Speaker 1>check out. Thunderrors. Might win some Monster Jam tickets, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>some JRR concert tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Thunderrris may meet its match with some of those big

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<v Speaker 2>heavy equipment to pieces of machinery out there.

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<v Speaker 1>If they tried picking it up, thunder Doors take care

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<v Speaker 1>of it. So we'll see you this day three to

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<v Speaker 1>five out there info WJRR dot com slash events. You

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<v Speaker 1>just go there and I'll have all the info of

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<v Speaker 1>where and when.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I know you've been waiting with baited breath since

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<v Speaker 2>I brought you the breaking news sounder a few minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it? I can't the twenty twenty four yr

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<v Speaker 2>four asteroid that is scheduled to possibly hit Earth seven

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<v Speaker 2>years from now December of twenty thirty two. Would they

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<v Speaker 2>back the time off? Now, just a little history for

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<v Speaker 2>those of you who haven't been following the saga of

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<v Speaker 2>this giant rock approximately the size of the Leaning Tower

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<v Speaker 2>of Pisa. A few weeks ago, we were informed that

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<v Speaker 2>they've been tracking this thing and the odds of its

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<v Speaker 2>striking Earth and causing a major situation should it strike

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<v Speaker 2>a metropolitan area. Had been going up the percentage chances

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<v Speaker 2>of it striking and had been steadily climbing. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it backed down a little bit. And now, oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>now the impact prop ability is zero point zero zero

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<v Speaker 2>one seven percent, next to nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>So they have hyped this thing beyond believe. Everybody's been talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's been talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>It, got it up to a three point one percent

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<v Speaker 2>chance of hitting, which is three point one percent more than.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have liked. Yeah, and now well we're done,

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<v Speaker 1>So do we not talk about it in this show anymore? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of you know, like do you want to ban

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<v Speaker 2>this subject? Is what you're saying on Wednesdays were about

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<v Speaker 2>banning stuff, But I mean, yeah, we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't cancel stuff, but on Wednesdays we don't do

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<v Speaker 1>the uh hump day thing, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's been Yeah, just so, I mean, I'm tired of

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<v Speaker 1>hearing about a big rock well at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the day. And I've said it before, even though the

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<v Speaker 1>probabilities now are next to none. Even if it was

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<v Speaker 1>to hit, we have technology to shoot that thing down ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>And if it's gonna hit, you have no way of

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<v Speaker 1>stopping it yourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>So whatever, you know, I probably would know the answer

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<v Speaker 2>to this if I had paid more attention when I

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<v Speaker 2>went to school. Why isn't stuff just slamming into each

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<v Speaker 2>other all the time? I don't know. With all with

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<v Speaker 2>the all the stuff that we've fired up, there, these

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<v Speaker 2>satellites going up every day, you know, and all the

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<v Speaker 2>space junk, all the rocks that are floating around the planets,

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<v Speaker 2>the moons, why doesn't it all just slam into each

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<v Speaker 2>other on a regular basis.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just really hope it doesn't. You know what think

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<v Speaker 1>if you're one of those people who went out and said,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, the probabilities are big. I'm gonna run

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<v Speaker 1>up all my credit cards and go gambling and have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And well, if you're doing that seven years in advance,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just dumb. No, But there's people out there that

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<v Speaker 1>are just dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. I've always wanted this car. Speaking of

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<v Speaker 2>people out there who are just really.

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<v Speaker 1>Dumb, you can hold them creditors off for seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going gambling. Have you noticed lately the uh, the

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<v Speaker 2>media blitz that TikTok has been running, touting how many

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<v Speaker 2>people rely on that for their businesses, and they're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to create goodwill and people change people's minds about TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>and how bad it would be if this thing, if

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<v Speaker 2>the law that is now currently on pause for probably

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<v Speaker 2>what probably another forty days or so.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're trying to create a need for it. Like

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<v Speaker 1>my farm. I could not have run my farm without TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>We've seen it. Yeah, totally get that. Yeah. And then

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<v Speaker 2>there's the other side of TikTok where it gives you

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<v Speaker 2>pause to go, you know what, maybe that law should

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<v Speaker 2>go into effect and just.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut it down like people doing the It all started

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<v Speaker 1>with the create challenge or whatever about two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's the latest and perhaps dumbest challenge yet. People

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<v Speaker 2>are dropping heavier and heavier things on their feet. I

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<v Speaker 2>heard this, Yep, listen to this this. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you can't even be able to understand a word

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<v Speaker 2>this marble mouth is saying, but dumping things on my foot? Reactions?

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<v Speaker 2>Sound up? One go the here next yo, not one

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<v Speaker 2>to go to speaker on you guys dropped a hammer,

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<v Speaker 2>a space heater, and a cordless drill on his feet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you right there, he's a dude that would

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<v Speaker 1>run up the credit cards for the meteor.

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<v Speaker 2>What a complete fool.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, though, if you're doing that, good for you,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be at the podiatrist. See how I pulled

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<v Speaker 1>that big word?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh uh huh. I'm sure any parent would just love

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<v Speaker 2>to come home and find their TikToker dropping heavy objects

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<v Speaker 2>on their feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, heavy objects from around their house that they're probably

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<v Speaker 1>be breaking along with their feet. Oh, I can't do,

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<v Speaker 1>can't go to soccer practice today? Mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Well why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Those dropping stuff on my feet?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? This story I've put on our Facebook page and

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<v Speaker 2>the Lynching Taco blog at w jr dot com. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to tell you right now this is probably

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<v Speaker 2>the most confusing story you'll hear about today. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>we got a guy in Nebraska. Hey Pat, real quick

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<v Speaker 2>morning boys. Listening to you guys on work travel in

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<v Speaker 2>Huntsville on the free iHeartRadio app up in Bama. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a new and improved free iHeartRadio app. Kind of. We've

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<v Speaker 2>reworked this thing a lot of the functions now, like

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<v Speaker 2>it would be for your car stereo with presets and scan.

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<v Speaker 2>We give you song lyrics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, make j r r Your number one pre you know,

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<v Speaker 1>your number one preset.

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<v Speaker 2>Or at least in the top ten. We'd appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going on on a selfish level, all right. So

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<v Speaker 2>this guy in Nebraska is having trouble getting a birth

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<v Speaker 2>certificate and Social Security number for his two year old

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<v Speaker 2>daughter named Caroline. At least that's what he would like

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<v Speaker 2>her name to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, she's one of these crazy name kids.

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<v Speaker 2>The girl spent over a year in foster care after

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<v Speaker 2>being born and was given a computer generated name from

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<v Speaker 2>the state. Because the mother this guy is, he went

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<v Speaker 2>through all the steps to prove that he was the

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<v Speaker 2>legit father he had lost track of the woman who

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<v Speaker 2>eventually split with him, gave birth to the kid, and

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<v Speaker 2>gave it up to the foster system. God right, He's

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<v Speaker 2>now tracked the child down, wants to love and care

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<v Speaker 2>for her and be a part of her life. Wants

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<v Speaker 2>her to be named Caroline. And this is where he's

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<v Speaker 2>run into issues, mainly because he can't get the birth

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<v Speaker 2>certificate to change the name from what the state issued her.

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<v Speaker 2>What did the state the child's name is Unikyite thirteen hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet they just probably figured out where the mom

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<v Speaker 1>gave birth to and left the child when't giving it

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<v Speaker 1>up to his system.

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<v Speaker 2>Unkite thirteen hosts the hotel. How could the state not

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<v Speaker 2>just step you know? Like I said, this is a

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<v Speaker 2>very confusing story. More of it is on our Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>page if you would like to really drill down. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't have the time, and quite frankly, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>we had the patience. I know, I don't know. We

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<v Speaker 2>got bigger fish in fri than this. He's got an

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<v Speaker 2>attorney working to help him get what he needs, but

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<v Speaker 2>no one in the government has as of now helped

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<v Speaker 2>helped the little Unikite thirteen hotel is going to have

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<v Speaker 2>to suffer the ass weapons in school.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, Charlie Stevens here Uni kite. What the hell

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<v Speaker 1>it's met?

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<v Speaker 2>Mighty Stay Play R R