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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We let chintaco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Idiotology brought you by a rock the Bank

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<v Speaker 1>our cash giveaway. So we'll be picking back up again

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<v Speaker 1>this morning nine oh five. First keyword of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>first keyword worth one thousand bucks, and then there'll be

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<v Speaker 1>twelve more to follow.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully you can join the list of the thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>winners that have already rocked the bank.

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<v Speaker 3>Be a great start till.

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<v Speaker 2>Friday, you know, weekend one thousand. Hey, honey, guess what

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<v Speaker 2>I want? A thousand dollars this morning on j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>A little walking around cash. Yeah, let's begin in upstate

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<v Speaker 2>New York. Sale everybody to fifty four year old Alvin Lewis.

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<v Speaker 2>Alvin works as the overnight counselor at the Arms Acres

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<v Speaker 2>and in rehab facility. Oh, something tells me he was

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<v Speaker 2>doing drugs and he won't be watching the Bills game,

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<v Speaker 2>even though he's probably a big Bills fan Upstate New York.

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<v Speaker 3>That I couldn't tell you. I can tell you this though,

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<v Speaker 3>he's now in He's now in lock up as he

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<v Speaker 3>was identified as a quote narcotic and dangerous, a drug

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<v Speaker 3>dealer operating in Dutchess County, which is about eighty miles

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<v Speaker 3>north of New York City. Multiple occasions, Lewis sold crack

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<v Speaker 3>to undercover agents with the local prosecutors Drug Task Force.

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<v Speaker 3>So the overnight drug counselor is also a moonlighting as

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<v Speaker 3>a crack salesman.

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<v Speaker 2>We had another idiotology story with this where the drug

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<v Speaker 2>counselor was selling drugs. And it's the perfect setup because Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're recovering, I totally get it, and I know

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<v Speaker 2>we have a few listeners that are in their recovery process,

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<v Speaker 2>and good luck to you because you all rock with

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<v Speaker 2>that said, when you I mean, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like alligators of marshmallows, You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>You got a you got a house full, and and

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<v Speaker 2>this dude's got a locker full of.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, to be fair, he has not been accused of

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<v Speaker 3>any kind of improper drug sales to people he's supposedly

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<v Speaker 3>counseling there at the arms Acres. There isn't an additional

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<v Speaker 3>twist to this story. Oh I'm not accusing him, but

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<v Speaker 3>I would be doing it. Yeah, a search for his

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<v Speaker 3>credentials as a as a drug counselor. Uh, there's nothing

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<v Speaker 3>on record in the state of New York that says

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<v Speaker 3>he's he's qualified. He is a drug counselor.

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<v Speaker 2>If you got a guy slinging crack, he's qualified to

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<v Speaker 2>be a counselor. In my eyes, he knows, he knows

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<v Speaker 2>the trades. I thought you were gonna say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing like hands on experience.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you're gonna that when they were searching his

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<v Speaker 2>background and his credentials that like they found his key

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<v Speaker 2>fob had cocaine on it from chop look like.

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<v Speaker 3>Chopping up one. So gross. Cocaine. Just that word's gross

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<v Speaker 3>to me. Sorry, we'll keep it in New York for

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<v Speaker 3>this one. We'll go into the city the Bronx. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>we got wow. This could actually I could throw this

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<v Speaker 3>in as a late entry into headline of the Week contender.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think anything's going to beat the number one

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<v Speaker 2>from earlier in the week.

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<v Speaker 3>But how about New York City gym teacher accused of

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<v Speaker 3>lude act with a cleaning product.

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<v Speaker 2>Sound bitch, you gotta prepare me for these Now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna write down that that would fit right, Okay, read

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<v Speaker 2>it to me again.

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<v Speaker 3>New York City gym teacher accused of leude act with

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<v Speaker 3>a cleaning product gym teacher. I'm not gonna leave out accused.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll put it.

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<v Speaker 4>Act.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the part. I'm gonna put it to you this way?

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<v Speaker 3>He had tell of these, but the Lisole brand. You're

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<v Speaker 3>not jerking with those. He was inert with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and that you're crazy, man, just my f in

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<v Speaker 2>front of the class.

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<v Speaker 3>He he uh uh into the I'm popping the lid

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<v Speaker 3>open and what's there?

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<v Speaker 2>Careful they don't don't trip that right? That one fills up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's uh it's the little hole with the the cleaning wipes.

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<v Speaker 2>If you nestle in there enough you could get some friction.

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<v Speaker 2>God so, and he's doing this in front of mentally

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<v Speaker 2>challenged kids.

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<v Speaker 3>It just says special education school. I didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's about the same. He then used one of these

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<v Speaker 3>on the rear. Yeah, that's that's the allegation.

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<v Speaker 2>I had that fear during COVID when we use those

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<v Speaker 2>things to wipe my wiped out microphones and then I

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<v Speaker 2>have my dude wipes in a bag in the other

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<v Speaker 2>pocket to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be at least a little burning right with Oh my god, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>a wipe.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh what a sick, sick individual. I'm sorry if i'm

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 3>That had to be in one of their corners.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going with the the guys selling crack, the drug

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<v Speaker 2>counselor selling crack over over this, he's sick. Oh you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing that in front of mentally challenged kid.

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<v Speaker 3>So which headline is UH is going to take on?

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<v Speaker 3>The Is this the end of them? We don't have

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<v Speaker 3>any more. I'm not gonna have any more.

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<v Speaker 2>Than Okay, here we go. This is early to be

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<v Speaker 2>Italian up headlines.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey they fall where they fall?

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<v Speaker 2>Man Lazio the falconer fired for showing off his prosthetic penis.

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<v Speaker 2>So again, that's Lasio the falconer. That's a dude catches

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<v Speaker 2>a falcon at a ball game. This case was some

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<v Speaker 2>other game.

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<v Speaker 3>Lazio was the Italian soccer club that he was the falconer.

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<v Speaker 2>For ze falconer fired for showing off his prosthetic penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Then our next choice is zebra killed after being piled

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<v Speaker 2>by a rhino.

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<v Speaker 3>Zoo and then headline of the week main man.

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<v Speaker 2>Gets his first Moose and Bride to be in same day.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, if I'm picking, I'm going with Lasio.

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<v Speaker 3>What about New York City gym teacher accused of lute

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<v Speaker 3>act with a cleaning product. It's a late entry. Those

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<v Speaker 3>are your choices.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't pick him because he's doing it in front

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<v Speaker 2>of a special education.

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<v Speaker 3>Just going off the headline here, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>microanalyze this. It's hard on the headline. It's what I do.

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<v Speaker 2>New York City gym teacher accused of lude act with

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<v Speaker 2>cleaning product.

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<v Speaker 3>That I mean Lazio.

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<v Speaker 2>Falconer fired for showing off prosthetic penis just the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that he's a Falconer. I gotta dig into the stories

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<v Speaker 2>to pick. Okay, get your pick in two two five,

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<v Speaker 2>two six, I'm going with the falconer, Pat.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you going with? I U? I tend to

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<v Speaker 3>agree because it's just I don't want to go sex

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<v Speaker 3>for Falconer is not typically something that comes up a

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<v Speaker 3>Falcontry or Falconry. Is it something that typically comes up

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<v Speaker 3>on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's uh, okay, Well I have Falconer Pat as

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<v Speaker 2>Falconer two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 3>What says you for a headline? Of the week. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll get some feedback as we finished this last story here. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you know how it was almost every day

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<v Speaker 2>years ago that you're seeing some sort of chase going

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<v Speaker 2>on in Los Angeles, right, Yeah? Until the fires. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they stopped covering these chases, you know, like they used to.

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<v Speaker 3>It's what I'm saying, yeah, because it's everyday occurrence. What

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<v Speaker 3>do we have now, speaking of the fires, which are

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<v Speaker 3>still ongoing. I guess these two dirt bike riders decided

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<v Speaker 3>they were going to get into a chase with police

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<v Speaker 3>by driving recklessly on in Los Angeles area freeway. So

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<v Speaker 3>that's how the things started. And of course, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>a cop car is going to have a hard time

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<v Speaker 3>keeping up with a motorcycle. Yeah, and that was how

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<v Speaker 3>this kind of played out. And as the police in

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<v Speaker 3>Vain tried to pursue these guys. You can see these dudes,

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<v Speaker 3>and I have the video of this whole thing on

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<v Speaker 3>our Facebook page. They get on their phones and next

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<v Speaker 3>thing you know, buddies are joining them.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like fifty I'm getting on the JR Facebook pages,

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<v Speaker 2>like fifteen other dirt bikes.

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<v Speaker 3>It ended up being seventeen involved in this chase, which

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<v Speaker 3>was all broadcast.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the two motorcycles tried to assault a motor

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<v Speaker 4>officer from the California Higher Patrol or a sheriffs. They

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<v Speaker 4>tried to hit him during the pursuit.

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<v Speaker 3>And then Flett.

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<v Speaker 5>Looks like the driver on the white dirt bike there,

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<v Speaker 5>he's trying to talk to somebody and you can see

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<v Speaker 5>they keep looking over their shoulder to see if there

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<v Speaker 5>are any units behind them. You have to wonder who

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<v Speaker 5>they are talking to and what their plan is.

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<v Speaker 4>So the two initial ones here and then joined by

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<v Speaker 4>four other ones, one on a quad.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, certainly putting on a show. Oh my that So

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<v Speaker 3>they all stop for gas at one point, but it

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<v Speaker 3>looks like more people have joined. For god, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of them.

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<v Speaker 4>This isn't good because they're going to refuel and then

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<v Speaker 4>they're going to have more gas to work this. So

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<v Speaker 4>we'll see what they do.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't remember seeing something like this, pursuit of almost

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<v Speaker 6>twenty motorbikes with CHP. I just can't even imagine how

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<v Speaker 6>this is going to end.

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<v Speaker 3>No arrest were made, is how it ended.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude a Bob World order, bawo their asses. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>they've got their hands full out there. Just stop stick it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying, You stop stick it.

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<v Speaker 3>You got balls doing that on a quad.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the dirt bikes, you know, they can

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<v Speaker 2>just tear off into the you know, the roads or what.

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<v Speaker 3>But a quad, I know you can do that. Here

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<v Speaker 3>we go, Pat, the votes are in.

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<v Speaker 2>You're ready, Yes, Lazio for sure, Lazio the falconer, Lazio.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a lude. Then we have Falconer. Falconer, Lazio,

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<v Speaker 2>gym teacher, Falconer. All right, Lazio Falconer. One.

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<v Speaker 3>We may we may want to talk about falconry on

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<v Speaker 3>a more regular basis on this show. Clearly there's some

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<v Speaker 3>some closet falconing fans. They didn't even make it to

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<v Speaker 3>the playoffs and they lost their coach. Sorry. Other falcons

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<v Speaker 3>boy derailed

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<v Speaker 1>Quick on that Linchin Taco on demand dowload the Iheartwei

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<v Speaker 1>as see