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Speaker 2: New York. Sale everybody to fifty four year old Alvin Lewis.
Speaker 2: Alvin works as the overnight counselor at the Arms Acres
Speaker 2: and in rehab facility. Oh, something tells me he was
Speaker 2: doing drugs and he won't be watching the Bills game,
Speaker 2: even though he's probably a big Bills fan Upstate New York.
Speaker 3: That I couldn't tell you. I can tell you this though,
Speaker 3: he's now in He's now in lock up as he
Speaker 3: was identified as a quote narcotic and dangerous, a drug
Speaker 3: dealer operating in Dutchess County, which is about eighty miles
Speaker 3: north of New York City. Multiple occasions, Lewis sold crack
Speaker 3: to undercover agents with the local prosecutors Drug Task Force.
Speaker 3: So the overnight drug counselor is also a moonlighting as
Speaker 3: a crack salesman.
Speaker 2: We had another idiotology story with this where the drug
Speaker 2: counselor was selling drugs. And it's the perfect setup because Okay,
Speaker 2: if you're recovering, I totally get it, and I know
Speaker 2: we have a few listeners that are in their recovery process,
Speaker 2: and good luck to you because you all rock with
Speaker 2: that said, when you I mean, that's.
Speaker 3: Like alligators of marshmallows, You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You got a you got a house full, and and
Speaker 2: this dude's got a locker full of.
Speaker 3: Now, to be fair, he has not been accused of
Speaker 3: any kind of improper drug sales to people he's supposedly
Speaker 3: counseling there at the arms Acres. There isn't an additional
Speaker 3: twist to this story. Oh I'm not accusing him, but
Speaker 3: I would be doing it. Yeah, a search for his
Speaker 3: credentials as a as a drug counselor. Uh, there's nothing
Speaker 3: on record in the state of New York that says
Speaker 3: he's he's qualified. He is a drug counselor.
Speaker 2: If you got a guy slinging crack, he's qualified to
Speaker 2: be a counselor. In my eyes, he knows, he knows
Speaker 2: the trades. I thought you were gonna say that.
Speaker 3: Nothing like hands on experience.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna that when they were searching his
Speaker 2: background and his credentials that like they found his key
Speaker 2: fob had cocaine on it from chop look like.
Speaker 3: Chopping up one. So gross. Cocaine. Just that word's gross
Speaker 3: to me. Sorry, we'll keep it in New York for
Speaker 3: this one. We'll go into the city the Bronx. Oh
Speaker 3: we got wow. This could actually I could throw this
Speaker 3: in as a late entry into headline of the Week contender.
Speaker 2: I don't think anything's going to beat the number one
Speaker 2: from earlier in the week.
Speaker 3: But how about New York City gym teacher accused of
Speaker 3: lude act with a cleaning product.
Speaker 2: Sound bitch, you gotta prepare me for these Now I'm
Speaker 2: gonna write down that that would fit right, Okay, read
Speaker 2: it to me again.
Speaker 3: New York City gym teacher accused of leude act with
Speaker 3: a cleaning product gym teacher. I'm not gonna leave out accused.
Speaker 3: I'll put it.
Speaker 4: Act.
Speaker 3: What's the part. I'm gonna put it to you this way?
Speaker 3: He had tell of these, but the Lisole brand. You're
Speaker 3: not jerking with those. He was inert with this.
Speaker 2: Oh and that you're crazy, man, just my f in
Speaker 2: front of the class.
Speaker 3: He he uh uh into the I'm popping the lid
Speaker 3: open and what's there?
Speaker 2: Careful they don't don't trip that right? That one fills up.
Speaker 2: It's uh it's the little hole with the the cleaning wipes.
Speaker 2: If you nestle in there enough you could get some friction.
Speaker 2: God so, and he's doing this in front of mentally
Speaker 2: challenged kids.
Speaker 3: It just says special education school. I didn't say that.
Speaker 3: It's about the same. He then used one of these
Speaker 3: on the rear. Yeah, that's that's the allegation.
Speaker 2: I had that fear during COVID when we use those
Speaker 2: things to wipe my wiped out microphones and then I
Speaker 2: have my dude wipes in a bag in the other
Speaker 2: pocket to.
Speaker 3: Be at least a little burning right with Oh my god, yes,
Speaker 3: a wipe.
Speaker 2: Uh what a sick, sick individual. I'm sorry if i'm
Speaker 2: if I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 3: That had to be in one of their corners.
Speaker 2: I'm going with the the guys selling crack, the drug
Speaker 2: counselor selling crack over over this, he's sick. Oh you're
Speaker 2: doing that in front of mentally challenged kid.
Speaker 3: So which headline is UH is going to take on?
Speaker 3: The Is this the end of them? We don't have
Speaker 3: any more. I'm not gonna have any more.
Speaker 2: Than Okay, here we go. This is early to be
Speaker 2: Italian up headlines.
Speaker 3: Hey they fall where they fall?
Speaker 2: Man Lazio the falconer fired for showing off his prosthetic penis.
Speaker 2: So again, that's Lasio the falconer. That's a dude catches
Speaker 2: a falcon at a ball game. This case was some
Speaker 2: other game.
Speaker 3: Lazio was the Italian soccer club that he was the falconer.
Speaker 2: For ze falconer fired for showing off his prosthetic penis.
Speaker 2: Then our next choice is zebra killed after being piled
Speaker 2: by a rhino.
Speaker 3: Zoo and then headline of the week main man.
Speaker 2: Gets his first Moose and Bride to be in same day.
Speaker 2: I think, if I'm picking, I'm going with Lasio.
Speaker 3: What about New York City gym teacher accused of lute
Speaker 3: act with a cleaning product. It's a late entry. Those
Speaker 3: are your choices.
Speaker 2: I can't pick him because he's doing it in front
Speaker 2: of a special education.
Speaker 3: Just going off the headline here, you don't have to
Speaker 3: microanalyze this. It's hard on the headline. It's what I do.
Speaker 2: New York City gym teacher accused of lude act with
Speaker 2: cleaning product.
Speaker 3: That I mean Lazio.
Speaker 2: Falconer fired for showing off prosthetic penis just the fact
Speaker 2: that he's a Falconer. I gotta dig into the stories
Speaker 2: to pick. Okay, get your pick in two two five,
Speaker 2: two six, I'm going with the falconer, Pat.
Speaker 3: What are you going with? I U? I tend to
Speaker 3: agree because it's just I don't want to go sex
Speaker 3: for Falconer is not typically something that comes up a
Speaker 3: Falcontry or Falconry. Is it something that typically comes up
Speaker 3: on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's uh, okay, Well I have Falconer Pat as
Speaker 2: Falconer two two five two six.
Speaker 3: What says you for a headline? Of the week. All right, well,
Speaker 3: we'll get some feedback as we finished this last story here. Uh.
Speaker 2: You know, you know how it was almost every day
Speaker 2: years ago that you're seeing some sort of chase going
Speaker 2: on in Los Angeles, right, Yeah? Until the fires. No,
Speaker 2: they stopped covering these chases, you know, like they used to.
Speaker 3: It's what I'm saying, yeah, because it's everyday occurrence. What
Speaker 3: do we have now, speaking of the fires, which are
Speaker 3: still ongoing. I guess these two dirt bike riders decided
Speaker 3: they were going to get into a chase with police
Speaker 3: by driving recklessly on in Los Angeles area freeway. So
Speaker 3: that's how the things started. And of course, you know,
Speaker 3: a cop car is going to have a hard time
Speaker 3: keeping up with a motorcycle. Yeah, and that was how
Speaker 3: this kind of played out. And as the police in
Speaker 3: Vain tried to pursue these guys. You can see these dudes,
Speaker 3: and I have the video of this whole thing on
Speaker 3: our Facebook page. They get on their phones and next
Speaker 3: thing you know, buddies are joining them.
Speaker 2: There's like fifty I'm getting on the JR Facebook pages,
Speaker 2: like fifteen other dirt bikes.
Speaker 3: It ended up being seventeen involved in this chase, which
Speaker 3: was all broadcast.
Speaker 4: One of the two motorcycles tried to assault a motor
Speaker 4: officer from the California Higher Patrol or a sheriffs. They
Speaker 4: tried to hit him during the pursuit.
Speaker 3: And then Flett.
Speaker 5: Looks like the driver on the white dirt bike there,
Speaker 5: he's trying to talk to somebody and you can see
Speaker 5: they keep looking over their shoulder to see if there
Speaker 5: are any units behind them. You have to wonder who
Speaker 5: they are talking to and what their plan is.
Speaker 4: So the two initial ones here and then joined by
Speaker 4: four other ones, one on a quad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, certainly putting on a show. Oh my that So
Speaker 3: they all stop for gas at one point, but it
Speaker 3: looks like more people have joined. For god, there's a
Speaker 3: lot of them.
Speaker 4: This isn't good because they're going to refuel and then
Speaker 4: they're going to have more gas to work this. So
Speaker 4: we'll see what they do.
Speaker 6: I can't remember seeing something like this, pursuit of almost
Speaker 6: twenty motorbikes with CHP. I just can't even imagine how
Speaker 6: this is going to end.
Speaker 3: No arrest were made, is how it ended.
Speaker 2: Dude a Bob World order, bawo their asses. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: they've got their hands full out there. Just stop stick it.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, You stop stick it.
Speaker 3: You got balls doing that on a quad.
Speaker 2: By the way, the dirt bikes, you know, they can
Speaker 2: just tear off into the you know, the roads or what.
Speaker 3: But a quad, I know you can do that. Here
Speaker 3: we go, Pat, the votes are in.
Speaker 2: You're ready, Yes, Lazio for sure, Lazio the falconer, Lazio.
Speaker 2: We have a lude. Then we have Falconer. Falconer, Lazio,
Speaker 2: gym teacher, Falconer. All right, Lazio Falconer. One.
Speaker 3: We may we may want to talk about falconry on
Speaker 3: a more regular basis on this show. Clearly there's some
Speaker 3: some closet falconing fans. They didn't even make it to
Speaker 3: the playoffs and they lost their coach. Sorry. Other falcons
Speaker 3: boy derailed
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