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<v Speaker 1>One on one with Lynchintaco, Orlando's rock Station one oh

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R. Reminder, more trips flyaways to

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas for you and a guest, and one thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>three chances each weekday. That's the super cool part.

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<v Speaker 2>Not only do a wind a flyaway to Vegas for

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<v Speaker 2>you and a buddy, a wife, a husband, whatever, also

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<v Speaker 2>get one thousand dollars put you up in a hotel room.

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<v Speaker 2>Here the first keyword of the day, right around nine

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<v Speaker 2>oh five text at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So you get a chance there, and then again at

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<v Speaker 1>one oh five and five oh five this afternoon. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you can enter each go around. All right, let's begin

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<v Speaker 1>in Japan. What do we got going there? This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty six flights were canceled in two hundred and one

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<v Speaker 1>more were delayed at a Japanese airport after a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of scissors went missing at a store near the gates.

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<v Speaker 1>So the store on the other side of security near

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<v Speaker 1>the gates, Yeah, scissors have gone missing. The store personnel

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<v Speaker 1>alerted security officials at the airport, and out of an

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<v Speaker 1>abundance of caution.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but we we had things like box cutters.

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<v Speaker 2>If you remember back then. I know, it's just a

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<v Speaker 2>pair of scissors. The scissors were found the next day

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<v Speaker 2>at the store.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now it's ridiculous. Maybe uh, tie string around those

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<v Speaker 1>or something and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just you know, kind of like they do at the

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<v Speaker 2>gas station bathroom and get that big block of wood

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<v Speaker 2>attached to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Goud. It's the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you have to think how much gross stuff

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<v Speaker 2>has been in contact with this block of wood that

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<v Speaker 2>has the bathroom key attached to it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, But when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine having to have your flight canceled or delayed because

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<v Speaker 1>scissors have gone missing at a gift store. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I would be upset was in that situation a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it was the after effects and some nut

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<v Speaker 2>job went went crazy on a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Oh yeah, the Monday morning quarterbacking would be you know,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, to the ends of the earth. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe the We've got two meth related stories to

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<v Speaker 1>share here. This guy in San Francisco has been charged

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<v Speaker 1>with breaking into an FBI vehicle and stealing thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>dollars in government equipment, including flash bang grenades and a

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<v Speaker 1>ballistic vest that he later traded for meth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought you were gonna say he did it

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<v Speaker 2>when he was on meth, and I was thinking, that's

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<v Speaker 2>all we need is a guy all met out with

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<v Speaker 2>flash bang whatevers and.

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<v Speaker 1>FBI vehicle lacking and securing there. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like the one story, sense, the one story the

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<v Speaker 2>cop who speaking of gas station bathrooms left his gun

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<v Speaker 2>on the back of the toilet in the bathroom, Remember

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<v Speaker 2>that one. That's hard, that's a hard one to digest.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're driving a government vehicle like this. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, I heard you say yesterday, whatever happened

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<v Speaker 2>with all the fbis in you know, things from the

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<v Speaker 2>the shooting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the assassination. Well that's it's over. There's nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>see there anymore. It's just the whole roof being left

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<v Speaker 1>unattended was just it was a mere oversight. So it

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<v Speaker 1>move on, okay, move on.

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<v Speaker 2>No with the if you had to drive a government vehicle,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how many different things you'll screw up with

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<v Speaker 2>your own cars sometimes, like there's always something you leave

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of call up on the roof before you

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<v Speaker 2>do this or that, you'd have you'd have to be

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<v Speaker 2>on eggshells all the time with all that stuff in

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<v Speaker 2>your car.

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<v Speaker 1>Gee, I hope no one steals the flash bang grenades.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, even like the cop car that has the big

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<v Speaker 2>shotgun in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had that too, those stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're that was out in front of the house

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<v Speaker 2>and somebody broke in and got several weapons out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>But again that everybody's human. I'd make the mistake. I

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<v Speaker 2>walked out last night. My wife left my truck door open.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're missing the obvious here. When you need math,

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<v Speaker 1>you need math.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally. And if you sell meth, you can get

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<v Speaker 2>flash bang whatevers onto meth.

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<v Speaker 1>Related story number two, a five hour standoff in downtown

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles ended with a naked man holding a Chihuahwah

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<v Speaker 1>being arrested by SWAT officers. The twenty five year old

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<v Speaker 1>had been living in the back room of a commercial structure.

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<v Speaker 1>He had allegedly broke into a business and brandished a

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<v Speaker 1>gun at the owner before barricading himself in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Crisis negotiators and a family member tried to reason with

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<v Speaker 1>the guy, who was high on crystal meth. This according

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<v Speaker 1>to the LAPD SWAT captain. When negotiations broke down. The

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<v Speaker 1>swat officers shattered the windows with bullets and sent four

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<v Speaker 1>rounds of tear gas into the room. The man set

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<v Speaker 1>a small fire inside the room, then grabbed his dog

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<v Speaker 1>and made his way to the roof. We still tried

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<v Speaker 1>to talk him down, and he finally surrendered himself. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>happy to report.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Now this is two stories in a row in

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<v Speaker 2>case you're ever at. I don't know if it comes

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<v Speaker 2>up at a party when people want to do math.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did the chihuahua come from? He was living with

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<v Speaker 1>him in that back room. Why is he naked with

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<v Speaker 1>the chihuahua? I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Answer exactly, But again the last two stories lynch prime

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<v Speaker 2>examples why you don't do math.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that the this is your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the egg being cracked in this huge brain on

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<v Speaker 2>drugs and it's frying. Look just show the naked man

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<v Speaker 2>up on the roof with the chihuahua and tear gas everywhere,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's crying. Say this is a man on math.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to do math.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of men, how about Florida man.

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<v Speaker 2>Florida man, fload of man' floading man got to be

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<v Speaker 2>a floorid man. He's got to be a flying man. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>While on the surface, this story will sound absolutely ridiculous

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<v Speaker 1>and definitely Florida man worthy, but if you take a

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<v Speaker 1>step back, you really got to give credit for creativity here. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty five year old Jose Marti Alvarez is facing felony

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<v Speaker 1>charges in South Florida for a bizarre impersonation scheme that

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<v Speaker 1>left pizza customers getting a raw deal. This guy ran

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<v Speaker 1>an elaborage scheme to defraud tourists who were staying in

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<v Speaker 1>hotels in Miami Springs. He was masquerading as a well

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<v Speaker 1>known local pizza parlor that had been in business for

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<v Speaker 1>over forty years in South Florida. That would be Roman Pizzeria.

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<v Speaker 1>He made up fake flyers saying he delivered for Roman

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<v Speaker 1>Pizzeria and left him at these hotels in Miami Springs.

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<v Speaker 1>Customers would then call the number on the flyers to

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<v Speaker 1>have pizza delivered. The number went to Alvarez's phone. Now

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<v Speaker 1>here's where the creativity comes in. That's creative alone.

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<v Speaker 3>He actually delivered pizzas. They were crappy pizzas, in some

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<v Speaker 3>cases just pizza dough, but he did actually deliver some pines.

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<v Speaker 2>He should have done like party pizza. Well, you had

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<v Speaker 2>to deliver a few because that way the word didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get around the hotel that hey, you order from this

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<v Speaker 2>guy and he gets your credit card infoone, you're stiffed, right,

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<v Speaker 2>he kept the business going. Pat I thought the creativity

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<v Speaker 2>was the flyers, because how many of us have checked

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<v Speaker 2>you into a hotel room in a different city and gone, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>where's the pizza flyer?

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<v Speaker 1>I've just done it? Have the story on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>This is I mean. Now, if you're Roman Pizzeria, you're

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<v Speaker 1>pissed off because you've been in business for forty years,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a good reputation. Now you got some par

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<v Speaker 1>pies being delivered by some fraudster.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah if somebody like did this with our BAF pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and they're delivering party pizzas you know, yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>think party pizza or are they?

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<v Speaker 1>Those are the smaller ones in the sleeve, right, They

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<v Speaker 1>come like ten for ten yearsually and when.

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<v Speaker 2>You're super lazy or hungover or it's just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you still buzz, you throw it in the microwave.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like you just rubbery mush. It's it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a disc from disc golf. You know how they fly

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<v Speaker 1>third degree burns on the roof of your mouth. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>good times. Man, no doubt we got your rock station.

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<v Speaker 2>J R. R