Speaker 1: One on one with Lynchintaco, Orlando's rock Station one oh
Speaker 1: one one w JR R. Reminder, more trips flyaways to
Speaker 1: Vegas for you and a guest, and one thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: three chances each weekday. That's the super cool part.
Speaker 2: Not only do a wind a flyaway to Vegas for
Speaker 2: you and a buddy, a wife, a husband, whatever, also
Speaker 2: get one thousand dollars put you up in a hotel room.
Speaker 2: Here the first keyword of the day, right around nine
Speaker 2: oh five text at all.
Speaker 1: So you get a chance there, and then again at
Speaker 1: one oh five and five oh five this afternoon. Yes,
Speaker 1: you can enter each go around. All right, let's begin
Speaker 1: in Japan. What do we got going there? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Thirty six flights were canceled in two hundred and one
Speaker 1: more were delayed at a Japanese airport after a pair
Speaker 1: of scissors went missing at a store near the gates.
Speaker 1: So the store on the other side of security near
Speaker 1: the gates, Yeah, scissors have gone missing. The store personnel
Speaker 1: alerted security officials at the airport, and out of an
Speaker 1: abundance of caution.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but we we had things like box cutters.
Speaker 2: If you remember back then. I know, it's just a
Speaker 2: pair of scissors. The scissors were found the next day
Speaker 2: at the store.
Speaker 1: Okay, now it's ridiculous. Maybe uh, tie string around those
Speaker 1: or something and.
Speaker 2: Just you know, kind of like they do at the
Speaker 2: gas station bathroom and get that big block of wood
Speaker 2: attached to it.
Speaker 1: Goud. It's the worst.
Speaker 2: And then you have to think how much gross stuff
Speaker 2: has been in contact with this block of wood that
Speaker 2: has the bathroom key attached to it.
Speaker 1: You know, But when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: Imagine having to have your flight canceled or delayed because
Speaker 1: scissors have gone missing at a gift store. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess I would be upset was in that situation a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: But if it was the after effects and some nut
Speaker 2: job went went crazy on a plane.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh yeah, the Monday morning quarterbacking would be you know,
Speaker 1: oh my god, to the ends of the earth. I
Speaker 1: can't believe the We've got two meth related stories to
Speaker 1: share here. This guy in San Francisco has been charged
Speaker 1: with breaking into an FBI vehicle and stealing thousands of
Speaker 1: dollars in government equipment, including flash bang grenades and a
Speaker 1: ballistic vest that he later traded for meth.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were gonna say he did it
Speaker 2: when he was on meth, and I was thinking, that's
Speaker 2: all we need is a guy all met out with
Speaker 2: flash bang whatevers and.
Speaker 1: FBI vehicle lacking and securing there. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: That's like the one story, sense, the one story the
Speaker 2: cop who speaking of gas station bathrooms left his gun
Speaker 2: on the back of the toilet in the bathroom, Remember
Speaker 2: that one. That's hard, that's a hard one to digest.
Speaker 2: But if you're driving a government vehicle like this. Oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, I heard you say yesterday, whatever happened
Speaker 2: with all the fbis in you know, things from the
Speaker 2: the shooting.
Speaker 1: Oh, the assassination. Well that's it's over. There's nothing to
Speaker 1: see there anymore. It's just the whole roof being left
Speaker 1: unattended was just it was a mere oversight. So it
Speaker 1: move on, okay, move on.
Speaker 2: No with the if you had to drive a government vehicle,
Speaker 2: you know how many different things you'll screw up with
Speaker 2: your own cars sometimes, like there's always something you leave
Speaker 2: a couple of call up on the roof before you
Speaker 2: do this or that, you'd have you'd have to be
Speaker 2: on eggshells all the time with all that stuff in
Speaker 2: your car.
Speaker 1: Gee, I hope no one steals the flash bang grenades.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even like the cop car that has the big
Speaker 2: shotgun in the middle.
Speaker 1: We've had that too, those stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're that was out in front of the house
Speaker 2: and somebody broke in and got several weapons out of it.
Speaker 2: But again that everybody's human. I'd make the mistake. I
Speaker 2: walked out last night. My wife left my truck door open.
Speaker 1: I think you're missing the obvious here. When you need math,
Speaker 1: you need math.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. And if you sell meth, you can get
Speaker 2: flash bang whatevers onto meth.
Speaker 1: Related story number two, a five hour standoff in downtown
Speaker 1: Los Angeles ended with a naked man holding a Chihuahwah
Speaker 1: being arrested by SWAT officers. The twenty five year old
Speaker 1: had been living in the back room of a commercial structure.
Speaker 1: He had allegedly broke into a business and brandished a
Speaker 1: gun at the owner before barricading himself in the room.
Speaker 1: Crisis negotiators and a family member tried to reason with
Speaker 1: the guy, who was high on crystal meth. This according
Speaker 1: to the LAPD SWAT captain. When negotiations broke down. The
Speaker 1: swat officers shattered the windows with bullets and sent four
Speaker 1: rounds of tear gas into the room. The man set
Speaker 1: a small fire inside the room, then grabbed his dog
Speaker 1: and made his way to the roof. We still tried
Speaker 1: to talk him down, and he finally surrendered himself. I'm
Speaker 1: happy to report.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now this is two stories in a row in
Speaker 2: case you're ever at. I don't know if it comes
Speaker 2: up at a party when people want to do math.
Speaker 1: Where did the chihuahua come from? He was living with
Speaker 1: him in that back room. Why is he naked with
Speaker 1: the chihuahua? I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Answer exactly, But again the last two stories lynch prime
Speaker 2: examples why you don't do math.
Speaker 1: You know that the this is your brain.
Speaker 2: It's the egg being cracked in this huge brain on
Speaker 2: drugs and it's frying. Look just show the naked man
Speaker 2: up on the roof with the chihuahua and tear gas everywhere,
Speaker 2: and he's crying. Say this is a man on math.
Speaker 2: You don't want to do math.
Speaker 1: Speaking of men, how about Florida man.
Speaker 2: Florida man, fload of man' floading man got to be
Speaker 2: a floorid man. He's got to be a flying man. Now.
Speaker 1: While on the surface, this story will sound absolutely ridiculous
Speaker 1: and definitely Florida man worthy, but if you take a
Speaker 1: step back, you really got to give credit for creativity here. Okay.
Speaker 1: Fifty five year old Jose Marti Alvarez is facing felony
Speaker 1: charges in South Florida for a bizarre impersonation scheme that
Speaker 1: left pizza customers getting a raw deal. This guy ran
Speaker 1: an elaborage scheme to defraud tourists who were staying in
Speaker 1: hotels in Miami Springs. He was masquerading as a well
Speaker 1: known local pizza parlor that had been in business for
Speaker 1: over forty years in South Florida. That would be Roman Pizzeria.
Speaker 1: He made up fake flyers saying he delivered for Roman
Speaker 1: Pizzeria and left him at these hotels in Miami Springs.
Speaker 1: Customers would then call the number on the flyers to
Speaker 1: have pizza delivered. The number went to Alvarez's phone. Now
Speaker 1: here's where the creativity comes in. That's creative alone.
Speaker 3: He actually delivered pizzas. They were crappy pizzas, in some
Speaker 3: cases just pizza dough, but he did actually deliver some pines.
Speaker 2: He should have done like party pizza. Well, you had
Speaker 2: to deliver a few because that way the word didn't
Speaker 2: get around the hotel that hey, you order from this
Speaker 2: guy and he gets your credit card infoone, you're stiffed, right,
Speaker 2: he kept the business going. Pat I thought the creativity
Speaker 2: was the flyers, because how many of us have checked
Speaker 2: you into a hotel room in a different city and gone, oh,
Speaker 2: where's the pizza flyer?
Speaker 1: I've just done it? Have the story on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: This is I mean. Now, if you're Roman Pizzeria, you're
Speaker 1: pissed off because you've been in business for forty years,
Speaker 1: you got a good reputation. Now you got some par
Speaker 1: pies being delivered by some fraudster.
Speaker 2: Yeah if somebody like did this with our BAF pizza.
Speaker 2: Oh and they're delivering party pizzas you know, yes, I
Speaker 2: think party pizza or are they?
Speaker 1: Those are the smaller ones in the sleeve, right, They
Speaker 1: come like ten for ten yearsually and when.
Speaker 2: You're super lazy or hungover or it's just you know,
Speaker 2: you still buzz, you throw it in the microwave.
Speaker 1: And it's like you just rubbery mush. It's it's like
Speaker 1: a disc from disc golf. You know how they fly
Speaker 1: third degree burns on the roof of your mouth. Oh
Speaker 1: good times. Man, no doubt we got your rock station.
Speaker 2: J R. R