WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:02.680 I tell my girlfriend I am aged, and she leaves. 2 00:00:02.919 --> 00:00:04.679 I tell the world to get AIDS, and they think 3 00:00:04.719 --> 00:00:07.240 I'm crazy. I offered to give AIDS to kids, and 4 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:08.320 everyone wants me dead. 5 00:00:09.039 --> 00:00:11.880 Watch mine with AIDS. Why doesn't anyone want me to 6 00:00:11.960 --> 00:00:19.480 give them aids? Kick Ah, Welcome to Going Down to 7 00:00:19.519 --> 00:00:21.839 south Park, the podcast where we always have ourselves of time, 8 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:24.199 and this week we're here to review the first episode 9 00:00:24.199 --> 00:00:26.120 of season six. We're kicking off a new season here 10 00:00:26.120 --> 00:00:28.719 at Going Down to south Park. It is Jared has AIDS. 11 00:00:28.719 --> 00:00:30.600 I am down though, and I'm guying, yes, this is 12 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:33.719 an episode that is either aged very very poorly. 13 00:00:33.719 --> 00:00:38.719 Or very very well. Yeah, he's not portrayed as a 14 00:00:38.799 --> 00:00:41.359 villain though He's portrays a villain apparently in the video 15 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:44.640 game The Fractured Buttthole. Later on talking about Jared, right. 16 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:47.600 I am talking about Jared, And yeah, he's he's a villain. 17 00:00:48.679 --> 00:00:50.079 He's a problematic figure. 18 00:00:50.079 --> 00:00:53.079 I would call him a convicted felon, villain, felon, whatever 19 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:54.799 you want to call him. He's both of those things. 20 00:00:55.759 --> 00:00:58.200 It's one of these. It's funny how maybe they're just 21 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.240 like ahead of the curve. He's trade Park and these 22 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:02.240 Matt Stone kids, right, because you know, it was a 23 00:01:02.240 --> 00:01:05.599 couple episodes ago where they had oj and whatnot not, 24 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:08.400 Just like I think that the word was already out 25 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.480 on by that time, I think, laugh. But yeah, it 26 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:16.519 was pretty obvious, you know, Maca. But the other two though, 27 00:01:16.519 --> 00:01:18.359 they were actually wrong and never admitted that was since wrong. 28 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:23.120 The parents of is it Joan? What's the name? Yeah, Ramsey. 29 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:25.959 But they seemed to pick these these figures and it 30 00:01:25.959 --> 00:01:28.560 can go one or two ways. They nail on the 31 00:01:28.599 --> 00:01:31.359 head or they're very wrong, and it seems they nailed 32 00:01:31.359 --> 00:01:34.200 it on the head. I guess they were trying to 33 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:35.840 portray m as a villain for just being a bad guy. 34 00:01:35.840 --> 00:01:37.640 Here it was just as more Subway was the villain, 35 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:39.359 he wasn't it. Yeah, he was kind of he was 36 00:01:39.359 --> 00:01:40.959 a tool. Yeah he was a ball guy. 37 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:43.000 He turned out to be a tool, but in this 38 00:01:43.040 --> 00:01:46.000 case he was a tool of corporate America and yeah, 39 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:46.879 particularly Subway. 40 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:49.280 Yeah, I did feel like this was another one of 41 00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:51.760 those time capsule episodes. Though, don't you think where at 42 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:54.079 the time, early two thousands, late ninety Subway wasn't the 43 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:57.439 thing my first memory of Subway not. It wasn't that 44 00:01:57.439 --> 00:01:58.840 there was a restaurant he because it didn't come to 45 00:01:58.840 --> 00:02:01.640 all much after. But remember Happy Gilmore I do, and 46 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:05.760 he was sponsored of course. Yeah, I'm remember when he 47 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:08.280 was sponsored by Subway in the correct Yes, I had 48 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:10.360 no idea what it was when I was a killing, like, 49 00:02:10.439 --> 00:02:11.319 what the hell is this? 50 00:02:11.439 --> 00:02:13.879 I'm pretty sure that Subway was around. When did it 51 00:02:13.919 --> 00:02:14.639 come to Australia? 52 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:18.479 I reckon? No earlier than two thousand and three. Oh no, no, 53 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:20.719 I'm pretty sure it was around them really to the 54 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:22.960 level it is now. No, I don't know why when 55 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:25.840 did Subway? Yeah, let's look this up. Lor I'm pretty 56 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:28.319 sure I was eating ninety much of your kid, Yeah, 57 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:30.080 ninety eight. You were right. Our first restaurant was in 58 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:35.599 Perth in nineteen ninety eight. They didn't open up in 59 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:39.240 Victoria till two thousand and seven. Okay, then that's interesting. 60 00:02:39.560 --> 00:02:44.719 Oh no, no, no, the thousandth store two thousand and seven. 61 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:47.719 When I said that's interesting, what I meant was it's interesting. 62 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:48.479 How wrong you are? 63 00:02:51.800 --> 00:02:54.400 Well, I had no memories of it. Of course, what 64 00:02:54.439 --> 00:02:58.039 have you gain with ninety six ninety five? Yeah, so 65 00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:00.520 maybe was a couple of years after. I do remember 66 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:03.400 seeing this Jared guy on TV in fat pants, not 67 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:04.280 fat pants. Yeah. 68 00:03:04.360 --> 00:03:06.199 Yeah, well I'm pretty sure I was gobbling down foot 69 00:03:06.199 --> 00:03:10.840 longs in the nineties. Yeah, and then I enjoyed some 70 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:11.759 subway sandwiches. 71 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:13.759 Of course you knew I had to do that kind 72 00:03:13.759 --> 00:03:16.680 of joke. It's just what I do. Uh yeah, but 73 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:19.919 Jared interjected, I'm liking the jumper. You wal this once before. 74 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:22.039 It's so vibrant. 75 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:24.240 Thank you very much. Well, i'd like to think we're 76 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:25.560 kind of complimentary today. 77 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:29.159 I mean my Pokemon jumper Pokemon Blue from our friends 78 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:32.199 at Uncle Rico, and I am wearing just a purple 79 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:38.000 Raffleren polo hoodie is Grimmers cosplayer. I am. 80 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:46.240 That's very painful but also extremely accurate. This partnership is over. 81 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:50.960 This is probably why Louise doesn't like me at Purple's 82 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:53.000 like it looks so much like Grimmace. I get turned 83 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:53.599 on my Grimmace. 84 00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:56.639 I feel like, though, if Macas release jumpers like this, 85 00:03:56.759 --> 00:03:59.039 it's very a very nice shaded purple there just had 86 00:03:59.039 --> 00:04:01.879 the Mac's logo some or a little Grimmer's face, people 87 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:04.039 would buy that shit. I think. Well, I know I'm 88 00:04:04.120 --> 00:04:09.719 loving it. I was until i Macas. 89 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:11.919 If you want me to be your Jared, Wait a minute, 90 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:13.520 this is just going completely wrong. 91 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:16.879 Although we did get just before I came. 92 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:19.120 Here to do the podcast to day get an email 93 00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:22.160 from macau it's like our special quarter pair range is 94 00:04:22.720 --> 00:04:24.839 time is running out. Yeah, they've got a time. It's 95 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:31.120 like it's like thirteen days. Yeah, it's like limited. Oh dear, 96 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:36.639 we are finishing each other's sandwiches. It plays it to 97 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:41.199 the subway again. None of this is planned top of 98 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:44.480 the dome anyway. But look, having said that. 99 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:48.839 What did we say no about this episode? I kind 100 00:04:48.879 --> 00:04:51.759 of like it's okay. I liked it a lot. 101 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:54.639 I liked it fine, But it also it felt very 102 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:59.319 much like we're back, guys. But don't forget where South pack. 103 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:02.480 We're provocative. We like to do stuff that you know, 104 00:05:02.959 --> 00:05:06.680 other comedy shows won't do unless their family go It's 105 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:10.199 like we had to the show had to reassert itself 106 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:14.759 as the naughty one or the one that that is there. 107 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:16.839 Because the family guy was kicking it at this point. 108 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:19.519 Yeah yeah, I just put my phone out, guys, for 109 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:21.480 everyone who was watching would have said, I had looking down. 110 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:23.879 We're getting our couch fixed today, so I'm just gonna 111 00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:26.000 be on the listen out for the phone ringing or 112 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:28.600 vibrating or just what's on mute it's gonna be ringing 113 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:30.279 at some point, saying I'm here to fix the ability 114 00:05:30.399 --> 00:05:34.040 in your couch. I've come to clean or to fix 115 00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:34.680 is the couch. 116 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:40.839 I'd say this all the time, but yeah, there's that 117 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:44.920 porno in The Great Lebowski. Yeah, you go fix the cable. 118 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:47.920 It's like, you won't believe what happens next he fixes 119 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:52.720 the cable. Pick la Basie, good movie. 120 00:05:52.439 --> 00:05:58.040 Go watch. Yeah, it just felt like, look, I got 121 00:05:58.079 --> 00:05:59.160 my share laughs out of this. 122 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:03.720 But the same time, I think they recognized Parker and 123 00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:05.480 Stegned themselves, recognized. 124 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:08.360 We did it first. Yeah, and also, we really are 125 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:11.000 running this gag into the ground. What's the dead horse, 126 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:13.759 isn't it? By the way, Garrison, you didn't need to 127 00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:17.319 tell us, Hey, he's beating that dead horse. Uh yeah, 128 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:19.959 but that's I know. I think that that is the 129 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:23.439 joke though, in that scene that they're pointing it out. Yeah, 130 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:27.439 but Jared's pointing it out by just beating a dead horse. 131 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:31.279 I get that from a viewer perspective, Yes, but I think, yeah, 132 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:32.920 I guess maybe it's a little bit too. It's almost 133 00:06:32.920 --> 00:06:34.560 like a Simpson's explaining a joke. I guess isn't a 134 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:38.120 bit too much. Yeah, but I couldn't remember where that 135 00:06:38.279 --> 00:06:40.120 came from. But you see that gift all the time, 136 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:40.399 and so. 137 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:43.879 Someone running, you're running a gag into the ground. 138 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:44.199 Yeah. 139 00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:47.480 I didn't dislike this episode, but at the same time, 140 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:51.959 I thought, I'm looking more forward to Aspen next week. 141 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:56.120 I will say, going, so, this is obviously the debut 142 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:58.199 of City Walk. Right now, I'm not going to be 143 00:06:58.199 --> 00:06:59.839 saying we'll say it once each just to get it 144 00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:03.000 out our system. Did wo did Walk no more? Because 145 00:07:03.480 --> 00:07:03.759 I don't know? 146 00:07:04.519 --> 00:07:08.680 Okay, Yes, it's fine for Trey Parker and Matt Stone 147 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:12.920 to yes, put on that very stereotypical accent because they're 148 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:15.279 worth like nine hundred million dollars apiece and they don't 149 00:07:15.319 --> 00:07:16.680 give a fuck it they get canceled. 150 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:19.000 And they can afford lawyers. Yeah. I, on the other hand, 151 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:25.480 I'm worth nine dollars nine I know so via. 152 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:30.040 These Grimmace tops don't come cheap, no, they I had 153 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:33.680 to get mine from Manca Rico. By the way, Uncle Rico, Dan, 154 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:35.600 it just gave you a million dollar idea with the 155 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:37.439 whole you know, just do a purple top and put 156 00:07:37.480 --> 00:07:39.439 a little grim I mean, yeah, put a little grimmers 157 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:39.720 on there. 158 00:07:40.560 --> 00:07:42.879 You've already got your various. 159 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:47.279 What do you call it properties, intellectual properties that you're 160 00:07:47.319 --> 00:07:47.720 covering on. 161 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:52.480 Your about it. Every run is limited, it's got that's gone, 162 00:07:52.480 --> 00:07:56.720 baby good. They're like, watch Pokemon Jumper. I've got no 163 00:07:56.839 --> 00:08:00.480 idea what you're telling you about. What can we talk 164 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:02.800 about about this episode? Well, we got well obviously citywock, 165 00:08:02.920 --> 00:08:04.959 but I didn't quite get. I thought maybe you could 166 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:06.920 explain it for me. I might sound incredibly stupid here. 167 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:11.000 I didn't quite get the AIDS is funny now stick. 168 00:08:12.519 --> 00:08:14.079 There wasn't a cuere till two thousand and seven, so 169 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:15.560 I thought, maybe this is when they found a cue 170 00:08:15.560 --> 00:08:17.839 and because sort of not joke about it, like talk 171 00:08:17.879 --> 00:08:19.959 about it more and it's not so scary as what 172 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:21.680 it once was. But no, I didn't have a quere 173 00:08:21.720 --> 00:08:23.360 till two thousand and seven. This is two thousand and two. 174 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:26.199 AIDS is finally funny, twenty two point three years. I didn't. 175 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:27.439 I was lost there. 176 00:08:28.279 --> 00:08:30.600 I must admit it didn't really make a whole bunch 177 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:32.200 of sense to me either. I mean maybe it just 178 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:33.879 felt like an arbitrary number that they pulled out of 179 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:35.679 their ass. They don't explain it to anything in any 180 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:36.720 interviews or anything like that. 181 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:40.159 They did explain how they were just bothered by the 182 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:43.360 Jared Ads being on TV all the time, which is 183 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:45.720 where they got the idea for it. Apparently CityWalk was 184 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:47.519 an actual thing. We're now in college. Uesed to order 185 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:49.879 Chinese feld from a place and just to hear him 186 00:08:49.919 --> 00:08:50.679 say shitty. 187 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:52.720 That feels like something that they would do. Yeah, there 188 00:08:52.799 --> 00:08:54.480 was a great joy in that kind of prank call 189 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:54.799 back in. 190 00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:58.879 The day, absolutcally, Well, what is it Wayne's world? The 191 00:08:58.919 --> 00:09:01.480 cream of some young guys? Whatnot? Wasn't it? Yes? 192 00:09:01.559 --> 00:09:03.200 Indeed that that was a joke that was used on 193 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:05.919 not used on me quite a lot. But yeah, when, 194 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:08.759 of course, my name is guy, as you may well realize, 195 00:09:08.799 --> 00:09:11.279 and I know at least one person who would often 196 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:15.039 say some young guy about me. I don't work for 197 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:20.399 that person anymore, good guy, don't get me wrong. Ah, 198 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:24.639 what were we saying? Yes, twenty twenty three? 199 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:27.279 Two que three? Yeah, there goes one of my trivia questions. 200 00:09:27.600 --> 00:09:31.360 I had three, you know, evident I now have two. 201 00:09:32.440 --> 00:09:34.759 Let's get the favorite moments then shall weep? Why not? 202 00:09:34.919 --> 00:09:43.720 Why not? I really enjoyed obviously city Walk. I just 203 00:09:44.440 --> 00:09:47.279 it's racist, I get it, But it was funny, right, 204 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:49.440 It's just always takes me back to I've mentioned this 205 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:52.039 time and time again my favorite play on words. Ever, 206 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:55.440 when it comes to restaurant names. Ularu, there is a 207 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:59.279 Chinese restaurant there called as Wok. I don't think I've 208 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:02.080 ever heard you mentioned that. Oh really, it tickled me 209 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:04.440 so much. I thought it was the greatest thing of 210 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:10.399 all time. Airs What that is? Fantastic? It's it used 211 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:13.039 to used to be called airs Rock before we realized, hey, ship, 212 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:14.679 that's not very nice, is it. Let's call it what 213 00:10:14.759 --> 00:10:18.000 they called was what it's actually gold? Well, yes, that's 214 00:10:18.039 --> 00:10:19.559 not what the white men decided to call I think. 215 00:10:19.600 --> 00:10:24.159 I think you've got a lot of resorts and properties 216 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:27.360 around Ularu that still use the airs Rock name, which 217 00:10:27.399 --> 00:10:29.840 is because you know they're not actually the rock itself. 218 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:33.279 But there you go. You're right. But airs Wark, that's 219 00:10:33.279 --> 00:10:35.360 pretty good. That's very good. That's a solo gag. I 220 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:38.039 wonder what the food's like. We was delicious, Yeah, I 221 00:10:38.399 --> 00:10:41.960 remember having like this massive like beef stir fry chef's 222 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:46.440 kiss yea, and this other pizza place I remember Nicholas's 223 00:10:46.480 --> 00:10:48.919 dad was furious because these pizza took half an hour 224 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:50.919 to be made, and then they closed and didn't make 225 00:10:50.960 --> 00:10:54.200 it for him, like waiting for food. They forgot his 226 00:10:54.360 --> 00:10:56.320 order and then just pulled down the metal. So it's 227 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:58.799 one of those new like a canton. I'm aware, yeah, 228 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:00.600 And they just pulled down the metal and he's like, 229 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:06.679 my food out there, banged on it and they were like, 230 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:10.399 oh so we've already cleaned different thing. Ayah. So he 231 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:12.519 got his money, bangers, I'll never forget. He goes, you're 232 00:11:12.519 --> 00:11:17.080 getting a better of you on trip Advisor. He turned 233 00:11:17.120 --> 00:11:20.960 into a Karen. There we're all wating our food. He's 234 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:23.679 waiting for his pizza. He's getting angry, like he doesn't 235 00:11:23.679 --> 00:11:26.039 get angry, very voiceless, very very often. It's just sitting. 236 00:11:26.039 --> 00:11:28.440 He can see see them, he's seeing and the door 237 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:28.960 came down. 238 00:11:30.919 --> 00:11:37.080 I shouldn't love it at Nick's Dad's misfortn y. Let's 239 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:38.120 lose dad's name, yea. 240 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:40.759 But so city what. I also enjoyed chef's advice. So 241 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:43.279 one of you's gonna have to marry hims got to 242 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:46.240 get married him. That's just the classic ball and Chain gay. 243 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:48.440 It works both ways, though everyone has let someself coming. 244 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:54.720 I'm not everyone, but it's people tend to any other 245 00:11:54.799 --> 00:11:57.399 favorite moments from you or can't talking but his parents. 246 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:00.360 That was great. That was good, I do have. That 247 00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:06.120 was just classic Cartmen super villain Hat's bay queer bait. 248 00:12:06.159 --> 00:12:07.799 I think he calls his dad or something que bait, 249 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:10.120 even though isn't that kind of true based on the 250 00:12:10.200 --> 00:12:10.759 last episode. 251 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:15.279 Oh yeah, they gave themselves an out. Yeah, you guys 252 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:17.519 are homophobic, not really just accurate. 253 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:19.679 What else? What did you enjoy? 254 00:12:23.840 --> 00:12:25.759 I just got to kick out of the first interaction 255 00:12:25.840 --> 00:12:29.480 between the boys and Jared, like, well, yeah, I think 256 00:12:29.480 --> 00:12:30.080 I should tell you that. 257 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:32.440 You know, part of the secret on my success is AIDS. 258 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:41.440 The AIDS explains what it is. Yeah, Hoarrave Raids Aids 259 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:42.480 was great. A Rave Raids was. 260 00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:45.879 Pretty funny and another Carton thing where Carbon is trying 261 00:12:45.960 --> 00:12:48.080 to get butters into shape and doing the whole drill. 262 00:12:49.120 --> 00:12:51.559 Look at them, Gelly Rules. I just like the in 263 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:53.480 that moment in the gym. Your mother doesn't love you, 264 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:55.519 my parents love me. Just fine. I'm just trying to 265 00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:59.320 motivate well, actually, what were your thoughts on the whole 266 00:12:59.360 --> 00:13:02.639 Kenny here? It's like they were trying to reiterate Kenny's 267 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:04.879 gone guys. Yeah, in case just a reminder, Well, yeah, 268 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:08.080 I think I get it done. First episode back, we're 269 00:13:08.120 --> 00:13:10.919 going in this direction now they've changed everything. They've changed 270 00:13:10.919 --> 00:13:13.159 the opening, the intro is different. Yeah, it certainly is. 271 00:13:14.840 --> 00:13:16.679 And Butter's got his own little bit's the Butter Show 272 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:19.679 and stuff. Yeah, enjoyed. It's just because the last two 273 00:13:19.720 --> 00:13:22.639 seasons has been the Siegi one, wasn't that Yeah, the 274 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:26.600 real metal version almost not metal but new metal. Yeah, 275 00:13:27.080 --> 00:13:30.679 so this one was just more Joey's. Yeah, it's well 276 00:13:30.720 --> 00:13:32.200 an updated version of the original. Yeah. 277 00:13:32.279 --> 00:13:35.279 Indeed, those are the things that I enjoyed about this episode, 278 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:36.679 but I'm sure there'll be more as we go through 279 00:13:36.759 --> 00:13:38.320 and talk about it in depth. 280 00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:39.320 That's okay. 281 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:42.320 Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 282 00:13:42.799 --> 00:13:44.799 How about some trivia questions? I only have two as 283 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:48.600 to you. That's don't have too how about you start. 284 00:13:48.919 --> 00:13:51.440 I will give you my first question, which is how 285 00:13:51.639 --> 00:13:53.759 long had Garrison been waiting in line? 286 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:54.720 Uh? 287 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:58.480 Six hours? Six hours? Correct? Reminded me of when I 288 00:13:58.519 --> 00:14:00.679 had to wait in line on the weekend. Tom Hawks 289 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.600 books down there, Tom Hawks AFIL football just retired of 290 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:05.759 releasing new book. You're doing your book signing in the city. 291 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:08.600 I thought, you know, we'll go. It's between ten thirty 292 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:10.600 and twelve thirty. We'll get there. It was like eleven o'clock. 293 00:14:10.639 --> 00:14:12.600 I was like, we'll leave now. I get there about 294 00:14:12.600 --> 00:14:16.559 eleven twenty five. The line is massive. I'm sitting there 295 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:18.240 waiting and wait. We brought the children with us. I 296 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.000 would not have brought the children to wait two hours 297 00:14:20.039 --> 00:14:21.960 and twenty minutes. I had to wait your children. And 298 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:24.120 this is the point where we went, ah, do we 299 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:26.559 want to keep waiting? Nicholas like we wait an hour 300 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:28.240 and like five minutes. It was just overund I'm like, 301 00:14:28.399 --> 00:14:30.879 we've committed this sunk costs fils. Yeah, yeah, let's just 302 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:33.120 let's just wait it out. And then I told you 303 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:35.240 this story. Oh yeah, we're want of the last people 304 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:36.960 to sort of beat before they had the cutoff souse. 305 00:14:36.960 --> 00:14:38.480 They went, we're not gonna get through all these people. 306 00:14:38.480 --> 00:14:40.519 We're gonna have to make a cutoff. And it was 307 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:43.360 after the initial time period anyway, in which they said 308 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:44.879 he's gonna be from here to hear, so that's what 309 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:47.399 they did the cutoff at that time. This guy rocks 310 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:49.519 up with his two kids and she goes, I'm sorry, 311 00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:51.919 so you can't you can't join this line. Well I've 312 00:14:51.919 --> 00:14:53.799 come all the way from Ireland. And she's like, well, 313 00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:55.440 not for this, and he goes, well, how would you know, 314 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:58.559 and she's like, for a book signing? I think so, 315 00:15:00.159 --> 00:15:02.320 but he basically just said, well, I'm going to stand 316 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:04.279 you anyway, and she goes, well you can stand. I 317 00:15:04.399 --> 00:15:06.200 got a little anxious here, which he goes, we can 318 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:08.440 stand there, but he's not signing your books, and he goes, 319 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:11.159 we'll see and I was like, oh shit, oh up, 320 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:14.720 and I'm in the middle. And after about twenty minutes he. 321 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:22.200 Went fun fact that irishman was Zach Towey. That's a 322 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:23.279 real niche reference. 323 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:26.360 Ever, I was like, I thought I was gonna be funny. 324 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:32.279 By the way, you you're aware of Zach Towey, Gelong footballer. Me, yes, 325 00:15:32.440 --> 00:15:32.799 of course. 326 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:37.159 I guess I'm leading to something. When I asked this, 327 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:42.200 he recently retired as well. He's a notoriously tattooed gentleman. 328 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:47.159 I'm wondering does he have tattoos on his face. He doesn't. Okay, 329 00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:52.480 because I was at the self checkout at Woolies yesterday. 330 00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:54.960 And I know Woollies you said not you can go 331 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:58.879 to calls for paleguy. No, no, I did see Pagar 332 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:01.799 the other day. It was oh, wait a minute, he 333 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:08.039 doesn't Actually we don't actually know each other. The continuing 334 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:10.320 zaga pair guy. This is like the MCU. You have 335 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:14.440 to listen to every single episode of the fourth Homework now, 336 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:18.759 which is fun. We're a PAIRD guy on the show. 337 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:21.440 Some point I reckon, I reckon so and there's just 338 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:25.399 an amazing podcast. What are we just? Ball of taler 339 00:16:25.519 --> 00:16:27.519 is waiting to be discovered. He just killed ours boat. 340 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:30.480 I just just fucking smoked this. Uh but no. 341 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:33.039 I was at the self serve at Wooeze at the strand, 342 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:37.279 and I was next to this redheaded gentleman and it's like. 343 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:40.080 Well, first of all, he's not red headed Zack twee No, 344 00:16:40.879 --> 00:16:44.039 isn't he? No? Is he blonde? No? Zack? Two, we 345 00:16:44.200 --> 00:16:46.799 got white brown hair. Okay, well I got a picture 346 00:16:46.799 --> 00:16:49.039 of him for you. He does not have red hair. Well, 347 00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:52.240 he looked like Zack tweech. Okay, yeah, I think that too, 348 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:54.000 is an AFL footballer by the way, for the john Cats. 349 00:16:54.120 --> 00:16:55.960 That's correct. You're gonna have a pictures that two he 350 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:58.399 fo you on my phone. That's in there, brown hair 351 00:16:58.519 --> 00:17:02.120 with a mustache. He looked a little bit like that. Okay, okay, 352 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:04.200 but you also had tattoos on his face. 353 00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:07.440 And I'm like that it is it him? And he 354 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:08.920 was looking at me like why are you looking at it? 355 00:17:10.680 --> 00:17:13.079 So I said nothing, I've just scammed my items and 356 00:17:13.119 --> 00:17:14.319 I got the hell out of there. 357 00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:15.960 Even if it was him, what would you have done? 358 00:17:16.400 --> 00:17:19.200 They congratulations on a great career, thank you for your service. 359 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:22.039 I just never I see footy players all the time 360 00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:24.599 at this strand. You see Reese Stanley's always in their 361 00:17:25.079 --> 00:17:28.799 former players like James Kelly's always in there with Jinsky 362 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:30.480 in there all the time. These are former players, but 363 00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:32.400 you see some other younger ones as well. I'll see what. 364 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:34.279 I'm just like that. Just people. They must be so 365 00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:36.319 sick of people saying I know you won't get this 366 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:38.400 all the time, but don yeah, well done and stuff. 367 00:17:38.440 --> 00:17:40.519 I just well, you're a better man than I Good 368 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:43.200 for you. The other thing is, yes, Dan Doo's got 369 00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:45.839 his three copies of the Tom Hawk ands biography down. 370 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:48.119 From me father's days and birthday presents. 371 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:51.359 So I walked and saw that and said, looks like 372 00:17:51.359 --> 00:17:52.839 I'm getting you something else for your birthday. 373 00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:55.119 You haven't bought it already, had you? No? 374 00:17:55.279 --> 00:17:58.240 No, But I was making plans to, you know, call 375 00:17:58.319 --> 00:17:59.960 in the few favors I had left the Gelong foot. 376 00:18:00.599 --> 00:18:01.799 How what were you going to do, like call something 377 00:18:01.799 --> 00:18:02.759 that works at the club or something. 378 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:07.519 Yeah, cool, get you know, to Brendon from Tom Hawkins, 379 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:11.599 keep kicking with some ship like that. But no, that's 380 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:13.240 not going to happen anymore. And I'm just gonna have 381 00:18:13.279 --> 00:18:18.160 to get you some vinyls something I don't know, gift card, 382 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:21.359 just give me, just give me a cuddle, not from you. 383 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:26.680 It's about to say, would you accept behind it? I'm 384 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:28.599 going to ask you a trivia question. Yeah, I didn't 385 00:18:28.599 --> 00:18:31.880 ask you one yet. What what date does Jared come 386 00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:35.319 to town? That's a good question, No idea, March six 387 00:18:35.519 --> 00:18:37.799 luch sixth, that's right, I remember saying March. My final 388 00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:41.400 question is what are the names of the aids. It's 389 00:18:42.920 --> 00:18:45.039 I want to say Darryl and Tyler, but it's not. No, 390 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:48.319 Tyler and Scott, Scott and Taylor maybe it is Tyler. 391 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:48.960 I think it's Tyler. 392 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:52.279 Tyler is okay stylers more of an as name. It's Tyler. 393 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:56.480 Oh my god, just all the time, but just not 394 00:18:57.000 --> 00:19:01.319 that aids with an eh that Eve won a bit 395 00:19:01.559 --> 00:19:04.599 that was just made misunderstanding. I got one more question 396 00:19:04.720 --> 00:19:05.000 for him. 397 00:19:07.319 --> 00:19:10.000 What is Jarrett's diet planned with his sandwich? 398 00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:14.440 I mean it's a small turkey sub with no mustard 399 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:15.960 or may or anything like that. Yeah, he's got like 400 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:18.839 a half lean turkey. Yeah, no mustard or that. That's 401 00:19:18.839 --> 00:19:20.599