Speaker 1: I tell my girlfriend I am aged, and she leaves.
Speaker 2: I tell the world to get AIDS, and they think
Speaker 2: I'm crazy. I offered to give AIDS to kids, and
Speaker 2: everyone wants me dead.
Speaker 1: Watch mine with AIDS. Why doesn't anyone want me to
Speaker 1: give them aids? Kick Ah, Welcome to Going Down to
Speaker 1: south Park, the podcast where we always have ourselves of time,
Speaker 1: and this week we're here to review the first episode
Speaker 1: of season six. We're kicking off a new season here
Speaker 1: at Going Down to south Park. It is Jared has AIDS.
Speaker 3: I am down though, and I'm guying, yes, this is
Speaker 3: an episode that is either aged very very poorly.
Speaker 1: Or very very well. Yeah, he's not portrayed as a
Speaker 1: villain though He's portrays a villain apparently in the video
Speaker 1: game The Fractured Buttthole. Later on talking about Jared, right.
Speaker 3: I am talking about Jared, And yeah, he's he's a villain.
Speaker 3: He's a problematic figure.
Speaker 1: I would call him a convicted felon, villain, felon, whatever
Speaker 1: you want to call him. He's both of those things.
Speaker 1: It's one of these. It's funny how maybe they're just
Speaker 1: like ahead of the curve. He's trade Park and these
Speaker 1: Matt Stone kids, right, because you know, it was a
Speaker 1: couple episodes ago where they had oj and whatnot not,
Speaker 1: Just like I think that the word was already out
Speaker 1: on by that time, I think, laugh. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: was pretty obvious, you know, Maca. But the other two though,
Speaker 1: they were actually wrong and never admitted that was since wrong.
Speaker 1: The parents of is it Joan? What's the name? Yeah, Ramsey.
Speaker 1: But they seemed to pick these these figures and it
Speaker 1: can go one or two ways. They nail on the
Speaker 1: head or they're very wrong, and it seems they nailed
Speaker 1: it on the head. I guess they were trying to
Speaker 1: portray m as a villain for just being a bad guy.
Speaker 1: Here it was just as more Subway was the villain,
Speaker 1: he wasn't it. Yeah, he was kind of he was
Speaker 1: a tool. Yeah he was a ball guy.
Speaker 3: He turned out to be a tool, but in this
Speaker 3: case he was a tool of corporate America and yeah,
Speaker 3: particularly Subway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did feel like this was another one of
Speaker 1: those time capsule episodes. Though, don't you think where at
Speaker 1: the time, early two thousands, late ninety Subway wasn't the
Speaker 1: thing my first memory of Subway not. It wasn't that
Speaker 1: there was a restaurant he because it didn't come to
Speaker 1: all much after. But remember Happy Gilmore I do, and
Speaker 1: he was sponsored of course. Yeah, I'm remember when he
Speaker 1: was sponsored by Subway in the correct Yes, I had
Speaker 1: no idea what it was when I was a killing, like,
Speaker 1: what the hell is this?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that Subway was around. When did it
Speaker 3: come to Australia?
Speaker 1: I reckon? No earlier than two thousand and three. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was around them really to the
Speaker 1: level it is now. No, I don't know why when
Speaker 1: did Subway? Yeah, let's look this up. Lor I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure I was eating ninety much of your kid, Yeah,
Speaker 1: ninety eight. You were right. Our first restaurant was in
Speaker 1: Perth in nineteen ninety eight. They didn't open up in
Speaker 1: Victoria till two thousand and seven. Okay, then that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, the thousandth store two thousand and seven.
Speaker 3: When I said that's interesting, what I meant was it's interesting.
Speaker 3: How wrong you are?
Speaker 1: Well, I had no memories of it. Of course, what
Speaker 1: have you gain with ninety six ninety five? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: maybe was a couple of years after. I do remember
Speaker 1: seeing this Jared guy on TV in fat pants, not
Speaker 1: fat pants. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm pretty sure I was gobbling down foot
Speaker 3: longs in the nineties. Yeah, and then I enjoyed some
Speaker 3: subway sandwiches.
Speaker 1: Of course you knew I had to do that kind
Speaker 1: of joke. It's just what I do. Uh yeah, but
Speaker 1: Jared interjected, I'm liking the jumper. You wal this once before.
Speaker 1: It's so vibrant.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Well, i'd like to think we're
Speaker 3: kind of complimentary today.
Speaker 1: I mean my Pokemon jumper Pokemon Blue from our friends
Speaker 1: at Uncle Rico, and I am wearing just a purple
Speaker 1: Raffleren polo hoodie is Grimmers cosplayer. I am.
Speaker 3: That's very painful but also extremely accurate. This partnership is over.
Speaker 3: This is probably why Louise doesn't like me at Purple's
Speaker 3: like it looks so much like Grimmace. I get turned
Speaker 3: on my Grimmace.
Speaker 1: I feel like, though, if Macas release jumpers like this,
Speaker 1: it's very a very nice shaded purple there just had
Speaker 1: the Mac's logo some or a little Grimmer's face, people
Speaker 1: would buy that shit. I think. Well, I know I'm
Speaker 1: loving it. I was until i Macas.
Speaker 3: If you want me to be your Jared, Wait a minute,
Speaker 3: this is just going completely wrong.
Speaker 1: Although we did get just before I came.
Speaker 3: Here to do the podcast to day get an email
Speaker 3: from macau it's like our special quarter pair range is
Speaker 3: time is running out. Yeah, they've got a time. It's
Speaker 3: like it's like thirteen days. Yeah, it's like limited. Oh dear,
Speaker 3: we are finishing each other's sandwiches. It plays it to
Speaker 3: the subway again. None of this is planned top of
Speaker 3: the dome anyway. But look, having said that.
Speaker 1: What did we say no about this episode? I kind
Speaker 1: of like it's okay. I liked it a lot.
Speaker 3: I liked it fine, But it also it felt very
Speaker 3: much like we're back, guys. But don't forget where South pack.
Speaker 3: We're provocative. We like to do stuff that you know,
Speaker 3: other comedy shows won't do unless their family go It's
Speaker 3: like we had to the show had to reassert itself
Speaker 3: as the naughty one or the one that that is there.
Speaker 1: Because the family guy was kicking it at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I just put my phone out, guys, for
Speaker 1: everyone who was watching would have said, I had looking down.
Speaker 1: We're getting our couch fixed today, so I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be on the listen out for the phone ringing or
Speaker 1: vibrating or just what's on mute it's gonna be ringing
Speaker 1: at some point, saying I'm here to fix the ability
Speaker 1: in your couch. I've come to clean or to fix
Speaker 1: is the couch.
Speaker 3: I'd say this all the time, but yeah, there's that
Speaker 3: porno in The Great Lebowski. Yeah, you go fix the cable.
Speaker 3: It's like, you won't believe what happens next he fixes
Speaker 3: the cable. Pick la Basie, good movie.
Speaker 1: Go watch. Yeah, it just felt like, look, I got
Speaker 1: my share laughs out of this.
Speaker 3: But the same time, I think they recognized Parker and
Speaker 3: Stegned themselves, recognized.
Speaker 1: We did it first. Yeah, and also, we really are
Speaker 1: running this gag into the ground. What's the dead horse,
Speaker 1: isn't it? By the way, Garrison, you didn't need to
Speaker 1: tell us, Hey, he's beating that dead horse. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's I know. I think that that is the
Speaker 1: joke though, in that scene that they're pointing it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Jared's pointing it out by just beating a dead horse.
Speaker 1: I get that from a viewer perspective, Yes, but I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess maybe it's a little bit too. It's almost
Speaker 1: like a Simpson's explaining a joke. I guess isn't a
Speaker 1: bit too much. Yeah, but I couldn't remember where that
Speaker 1: came from. But you see that gift all the time,
Speaker 1: and so.
Speaker 3: Someone running, you're running a gag into the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't dislike this episode, but at the same time,
Speaker 3: I thought, I'm looking more forward to Aspen next week.
Speaker 1: I will say, going, so, this is obviously the debut
Speaker 1: of City Walk. Right now, I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: saying we'll say it once each just to get it
Speaker 1: out our system. Did wo did Walk no more? Because
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Okay, Yes, it's fine for Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Speaker 3: to yes, put on that very stereotypical accent because they're
Speaker 3: worth like nine hundred million dollars apiece and they don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck it they get canceled.
Speaker 1: And they can afford lawyers. Yeah. I, on the other hand,
Speaker 1: I'm worth nine dollars nine I know so via.
Speaker 3: These Grimmace tops don't come cheap, no, they I had
Speaker 3: to get mine from Manca Rico. By the way, Uncle Rico, Dan,
Speaker 3: it just gave you a million dollar idea with the
Speaker 3: whole you know, just do a purple top and put
Speaker 3: a little grim I mean, yeah, put a little grimmers
Speaker 3: on there.
Speaker 1: You've already got your various.
Speaker 3: What do you call it properties, intellectual properties that you're
Speaker 3: covering on.
Speaker 1: Your about it. Every run is limited, it's got that's gone,
Speaker 1: baby good. They're like, watch Pokemon Jumper. I've got no
Speaker 1: idea what you're telling you about. What can we talk
Speaker 1: about about this episode? Well, we got well obviously citywock,
Speaker 1: but I didn't quite get. I thought maybe you could
Speaker 1: explain it for me. I might sound incredibly stupid here.
Speaker 1: I didn't quite get the AIDS is funny now stick.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a cuere till two thousand and seven, so
Speaker 1: I thought, maybe this is when they found a cue
Speaker 1: and because sort of not joke about it, like talk
Speaker 1: about it more and it's not so scary as what
Speaker 1: it once was. But no, I didn't have a quere
Speaker 1: till two thousand and seven. This is two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: AIDS is finally funny, twenty two point three years. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was lost there.
Speaker 3: I must admit it didn't really make a whole bunch
Speaker 3: of sense to me either. I mean maybe it just
Speaker 3: felt like an arbitrary number that they pulled out of
Speaker 3: their ass. They don't explain it to anything in any
Speaker 3: interviews or anything like that.
Speaker 1: They did explain how they were just bothered by the
Speaker 1: Jared Ads being on TV all the time, which is
Speaker 1: where they got the idea for it. Apparently CityWalk was
Speaker 1: an actual thing. We're now in college. Uesed to order
Speaker 1: Chinese feld from a place and just to hear him
Speaker 1: say shitty.
Speaker 3: That feels like something that they would do. Yeah, there
Speaker 3: was a great joy in that kind of prank call
Speaker 3: back in.
Speaker 1: The day, absolutcally, Well, what is it Wayne's world? The
Speaker 1: cream of some young guys? Whatnot? Wasn't it? Yes?
Speaker 3: Indeed that that was a joke that was used on
Speaker 3: not used on me quite a lot. But yeah, when,
Speaker 3: of course, my name is guy, as you may well realize,
Speaker 3: and I know at least one person who would often
Speaker 3: say some young guy about me. I don't work for
Speaker 3: that person anymore, good guy, don't get me wrong. Ah,
Speaker 3: what were we saying? Yes, twenty twenty three?
Speaker 1: Two que three? Yeah, there goes one of my trivia questions.
Speaker 1: I had three, you know, evident I now have two.
Speaker 1: Let's get the favorite moments then shall weep? Why not?
Speaker 1: Why not? I really enjoyed obviously city Walk. I just
Speaker 1: it's racist, I get it, But it was funny, right,
Speaker 1: It's just always takes me back to I've mentioned this
Speaker 1: time and time again my favorite play on words. Ever,
Speaker 1: when it comes to restaurant names. Ularu, there is a
Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant there called as Wok. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: ever heard you mentioned that. Oh really, it tickled me
Speaker 1: so much. I thought it was the greatest thing of
Speaker 1: all time. Airs What that is? Fantastic? It's it used
Speaker 1: to used to be called airs Rock before we realized, hey, ship,
Speaker 1: that's not very nice, is it. Let's call it what
Speaker 1: they called was what it's actually gold? Well, yes, that's
Speaker 1: not what the white men decided to call I think.
Speaker 3: I think you've got a lot of resorts and properties
Speaker 3: around Ularu that still use the airs Rock name, which
Speaker 3: is because you know they're not actually the rock itself.
Speaker 1: But there you go. You're right. But airs Wark, that's
Speaker 1: pretty good. That's very good. That's a solo gag. I
Speaker 1: wonder what the food's like. We was delicious, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember having like this massive like beef stir fry chef's
Speaker 1: kiss yea, and this other pizza place I remember Nicholas's
Speaker 1: dad was furious because these pizza took half an hour
Speaker 1: to be made, and then they closed and didn't make
Speaker 1: it for him, like waiting for food. They forgot his
Speaker 1: order and then just pulled down the metal. So it's
Speaker 1: one of those new like a canton. I'm aware, yeah,
Speaker 1: And they just pulled down the metal and he's like,
Speaker 1: my food out there, banged on it and they were like,
Speaker 1: oh so we've already cleaned different thing. Ayah. So he
Speaker 1: got his money, bangers, I'll never forget. He goes, you're
Speaker 1: getting a better of you on trip Advisor. He turned
Speaker 1: into a Karen. There we're all wating our food. He's
Speaker 1: waiting for his pizza. He's getting angry, like he doesn't
Speaker 1: get angry, very voiceless, very very often. It's just sitting.
Speaker 1: He can see see them, he's seeing and the door
Speaker 1: came down.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't love it at Nick's Dad's misfortn y. Let's
Speaker 3: lose dad's name, yea.
Speaker 1: But so city what. I also enjoyed chef's advice. So
Speaker 1: one of you's gonna have to marry hims got to
Speaker 1: get married him. That's just the classic ball and Chain gay.
Speaker 1: It works both ways, though everyone has let someself coming.
Speaker 1: I'm not everyone, but it's people tend to any other
Speaker 1: favorite moments from you or can't talking but his parents.
Speaker 1: That was great. That was good, I do have. That
Speaker 1: was just classic Cartmen super villain Hat's bay queer bait.
Speaker 1: I think he calls his dad or something que bait,
Speaker 1: even though isn't that kind of true based on the
Speaker 1: last episode.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they gave themselves an out. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 3: are homophobic, not really just accurate.
Speaker 1: What else? What did you enjoy?
Speaker 3: I just got to kick out of the first interaction
Speaker 3: between the boys and Jared, like, well, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I should tell you that.
Speaker 1: You know, part of the secret on my success is AIDS.
Speaker 1: The AIDS explains what it is. Yeah, Hoarrave Raids Aids
Speaker 1: was great. A Rave Raids was.
Speaker 3: Pretty funny and another Carton thing where Carbon is trying
Speaker 3: to get butters into shape and doing the whole drill.
Speaker 1: Look at them, Gelly Rules. I just like the in
Speaker 1: that moment in the gym. Your mother doesn't love you,
Speaker 1: my parents love me. Just fine. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: motivate well, actually, what were your thoughts on the whole
Speaker 1: Kenny here? It's like they were trying to reiterate Kenny's
Speaker 1: gone guys. Yeah, in case just a reminder, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I get it done. First episode back, we're
Speaker 1: going in this direction now they've changed everything. They've changed
Speaker 1: the opening, the intro is different. Yeah, it certainly is.
Speaker 1: And Butter's got his own little bit's the Butter Show
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, enjoyed. It's just because the last two
Speaker 1: seasons has been the Siegi one, wasn't that Yeah, the
Speaker 1: real metal version almost not metal but new metal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this one was just more Joey's. Yeah, it's well
Speaker 1: an updated version of the original. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Indeed, those are the things that I enjoyed about this episode,
Speaker 3: but I'm sure there'll be more as we go through
Speaker 3: and talk about it in depth.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 2: Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Speaker 1: How about some trivia questions? I only have two as
Speaker 1: to you. That's don't have too how about you start.
Speaker 1: I will give you my first question, which is how
Speaker 1: long had Garrison been waiting in line?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Six hours? Six hours? Correct? Reminded me of when I
Speaker 1: had to wait in line on the weekend. Tom Hawks
Speaker 1: books down there, Tom Hawks AFIL football just retired of
Speaker 1: releasing new book. You're doing your book signing in the city.
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, we'll go. It's between ten thirty
Speaker 1: and twelve thirty. We'll get there. It was like eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1: I was like, we'll leave now. I get there about
Speaker 1: eleven twenty five. The line is massive. I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: waiting and wait. We brought the children with us. I
Speaker 1: would not have brought the children to wait two hours
Speaker 1: and twenty minutes. I had to wait your children. And
Speaker 1: this is the point where we went, ah, do we
Speaker 1: want to keep waiting? Nicholas like we wait an hour
Speaker 1: and like five minutes. It was just overund I'm like,
Speaker 1: we've committed this sunk costs fils. Yeah, yeah, let's just
Speaker 1: let's just wait it out. And then I told you
Speaker 1: this story. Oh yeah, we're want of the last people
Speaker 1: to sort of beat before they had the cutoff souse.
Speaker 1: They went, we're not gonna get through all these people.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to make a cutoff. And it was
Speaker 1: after the initial time period anyway, in which they said
Speaker 1: he's gonna be from here to hear, so that's what
Speaker 1: they did the cutoff at that time. This guy rocks
Speaker 1: up with his two kids and she goes, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: so you can't you can't join this line. Well I've
Speaker 1: come all the way from Ireland. And she's like, well,
Speaker 1: not for this, and he goes, well, how would you know,
Speaker 1: and she's like, for a book signing? I think so,
Speaker 1: but he basically just said, well, I'm going to stand
Speaker 1: you anyway, and she goes, well you can stand. I
Speaker 1: got a little anxious here, which he goes, we can
Speaker 1: stand there, but he's not signing your books, and he goes,
Speaker 1: we'll see and I was like, oh shit, oh up,
Speaker 1: and I'm in the middle. And after about twenty minutes he.
Speaker 3: Went fun fact that irishman was Zach Towey. That's a
Speaker 3: real niche reference.
Speaker 1: Ever, I was like, I thought I was gonna be funny.
Speaker 1: By the way, you you're aware of Zach Towey, Gelong footballer. Me, yes,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm leading to something. When I asked this,
Speaker 3: he recently retired as well. He's a notoriously tattooed gentleman.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering does he have tattoos on his face. He doesn't. Okay,
Speaker 3: because I was at the self checkout at Woolies yesterday.
Speaker 1: And I know Woollies you said not you can go
Speaker 1: to calls for paleguy. No, no, I did see Pagar
Speaker 1: the other day. It was oh, wait a minute, he
Speaker 1: doesn't Actually we don't actually know each other. The continuing
Speaker 1: zaga pair guy. This is like the MCU. You have
Speaker 1: to listen to every single episode of the fourth Homework now,
Speaker 1: which is fun. We're a PAIRD guy on the show.
Speaker 1: Some point I reckon, I reckon so and there's just
Speaker 1: an amazing podcast. What are we just? Ball of taler
Speaker 1: is waiting to be discovered. He just killed ours boat.
Speaker 1: I just just fucking smoked this. Uh but no.
Speaker 3: I was at the self serve at Wooeze at the strand,
Speaker 3: and I was next to this redheaded gentleman and it's like.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, he's not red headed Zack twee No,
Speaker 1: isn't he? No? Is he blonde? No? Zack? Two, we
Speaker 1: got white brown hair. Okay, well I got a picture
Speaker 1: of him for you. He does not have red hair. Well,
Speaker 1: he looked like Zack tweech. Okay, yeah, I think that too,
Speaker 1: is an AFL footballer by the way, for the john Cats.
Speaker 1: That's correct. You're gonna have a pictures that two he
Speaker 1: fo you on my phone. That's in there, brown hair
Speaker 1: with a mustache. He looked a little bit like that. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but you also had tattoos on his face.
Speaker 3: And I'm like that it is it him? And he
Speaker 3: was looking at me like why are you looking at it?
Speaker 3: So I said nothing, I've just scammed my items and
Speaker 3: I got the hell out of there.
Speaker 1: Even if it was him, what would you have done?
Speaker 1: They congratulations on a great career, thank you for your service.
Speaker 1: I just never I see footy players all the time
Speaker 1: at this strand. You see Reese Stanley's always in their
Speaker 1: former players like James Kelly's always in there with Jinsky
Speaker 1: in there all the time. These are former players, but
Speaker 1: you see some other younger ones as well. I'll see what.
Speaker 1: I'm just like that. Just people. They must be so
Speaker 1: sick of people saying I know you won't get this
Speaker 1: all the time, but don yeah, well done and stuff.
Speaker 3: I just well, you're a better man than I Good
Speaker 3: for you. The other thing is, yes, Dan Doo's got
Speaker 3: his three copies of the Tom Hawk ands biography down.
Speaker 1: From me father's days and birthday presents.
Speaker 3: So I walked and saw that and said, looks like
Speaker 3: I'm getting you something else for your birthday.
Speaker 1: You haven't bought it already, had you? No?
Speaker 3: No, But I was making plans to, you know, call
Speaker 3: in the few favors I had left the Gelong foot.
Speaker 1: How what were you going to do, like call something
Speaker 1: that works at the club or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool, get you know, to Brendon from Tom Hawkins,
Speaker 3: keep kicking with some ship like that. But no, that's
Speaker 3: not going to happen anymore. And I'm just gonna have
Speaker 3: to get you some vinyls something I don't know, gift card,
Speaker 3: just give me, just give me a cuddle, not from you.
Speaker 3: It's about to say, would you accept behind it? I'm
Speaker 3: going to ask you a trivia question. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 3: ask you one yet. What what date does Jared come
Speaker 3: to town? That's a good question, No idea, March six
Speaker 3: luch sixth, that's right, I remember saying March. My final
Speaker 3: question is what are the names of the aids. It's
Speaker 3: I want to say Darryl and Tyler, but it's not. No,
Speaker 3: Tyler and Scott, Scott and Taylor maybe it is Tyler.
Speaker 3: I think it's Tyler.
Speaker 1: Tyler is okay stylers more of an as name. It's Tyler.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just all the time, but just not
Speaker 1: that aids with an eh that Eve won a bit
Speaker 1: that was just made misunderstanding. I got one more question
Speaker 1: for him.
Speaker 3: What is Jarrett's diet planned with his sandwich?
Speaker 1: I mean it's a small turkey sub with no mustard
Speaker 1: or may or anything like that. Yeah, he's got like
Speaker 1: a half lean turkey. Yeah, no mustard or that. That's
Speaker 1: apparently what he did, Like you just ate, he didn't
Speaker 1: eat much, and Trey Parker's was just furious. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you think you're getting like the foot long. That's what
Speaker 1: they do. That's how But the whole point of this episode,
Speaker 1: of that story is to show how businesses manipulate their
Speaker 1: marketing campaigns to trick you into buying their product thinking
Speaker 1: you're gonna get a result that's probably not going to happen. Correct.
Speaker 3: I was watching this episode and thinking, maybe South Back
Speaker 3: do another episode with weight loss or something like that where.
Speaker 1: There's some girl who's like, I traded it in the
Speaker 1: subway sandwiches and I just didn't lose any weight or
Speaker 1: something like that, or maybe have no memory that. Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: maybe they did do Weight Game four thousand. Maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: That's the episode two of the series. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: big k iconic. Yeah no, I'm gonna have to look
Speaker 1: this up.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: What does it so women lose weight subway in South Park?
Speaker 3: Maybe it was South Bark, but it was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I tried eating the sandwiches and I just I didn't
Speaker 3: lose any weight or something like that.
Speaker 1: Let's have a look. Nah, nothing for South Park, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll find it somewhere along there in my many excursions. Yeah, DiCaprio,
Speaker 1: there it is. That's the gag. Send me a little
Speaker 1: screenshot on Facebook. I love cheesypoofs. You love cheesypoofs. Sweet,
Speaker 1: didn't need cheesypoof sweety before we get into a review, though,
Speaker 1: It's cheeseypoof time, isn't it. It is? Indeed?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you know you eat up cheeseypoofs and you'll
Speaker 3: lose weight, guarantee.
Speaker 1: Just eat half of a cheeseypoop, but half of that
Speaker 1: with no mustard, no dipping, sauce, none of that ship.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, do you think nuggets without dipping.
Speaker 1: Sauce, So I sometimes have it because the kids get
Speaker 1: their nuggets and they eat of the sauce. Whatever you
Speaker 1: need some dip because they never eat. I'll get up
Speaker 1: a ten pac for him and they never eat the
Speaker 1: whole ten. Saying that the other day they had a deal.
Speaker 1: You can get ten nuggets and large chips for seven
Speaker 1: dollars or something. Hungry Jack, So we've got one each
Speaker 1: for the kids. From what I do fifteen bucks one each. Right,
Speaker 1: Elliot smashed all ten and then two more of Hollies
Speaker 1: and the last chips, and Holly had eight holy eight
Speaker 1: nuggas aliet eight twelve. He's those twelve nuggets and the
Speaker 1: large chips. Dusty's going to be living. You're in a
Speaker 1: bit porky, big mate. This kid doesn't stop running around,
Speaker 1: So I tak he's got a six pack. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? His kid's six h You mean a
Speaker 1: six pack of like cokes because his house and that
Speaker 1: ship as well. That not true? Alright, read out some cheese. Yes,
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Speaker 1: Jordan Mom and Richie's he's gotten down to a lower tip.
Speaker 1: That's perfectly fine. It was the first ever top tier
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Speaker 1: But you know times the time he lives in Finland.
Speaker 1: He said, times are tough over here. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I understand, buddy, And I said, Jared, you're dead to me,
Speaker 1: Jared Jordan that that's because Jared Fogel is dead to me.
Speaker 1: I can't stand that guy. Jordan Moulman. Richie though, tod guy, Yes,
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Speaker 1: could be Iceland. I thought it one of those one
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Speaker 1: Have you never seen film? No, I've heard is a
Speaker 1: really good feeling and it's got streets Philadelphia. It's pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was actually great and my favorite moments the streets Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: My one of my favorite moments. We're backtracking a little bit.
Speaker 3: We'll get you thet your cheesey pools in just a
Speaker 3: little bit.
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Speaker 1: got a massive plex. I know, right, It's delicious, so
Speaker 1: many good things to just devour on that he has.
Speaker 1: Have you been paying attention? Which is a savior for me?
Speaker 1: I mentioned here time and Tom again that we had
Speaker 1: to watch it on ten play, which has which is
Speaker 1: full of ads. Well, Plex now has this thing where
Speaker 1: you can skip the ads. Wow. Plex is just like
Speaker 1: moving up in the world. You can skip, skip credits,
Speaker 1: skip the ads. You can do whatever you wants. I
Speaker 1: love Plex. Wow. Friend of the poor, friend of the pod. Yes, man,
Speaker 1: be a friend Plex. But let's get into our review
Speaker 1: of Jared Has Ads, which originally aired Mark six, two
Speaker 1: thousand and two. It was written and directed by, of course,
Speaker 1: Trey Parker. Feels like he's just running the show these days,
Speaker 1: I believe, Yeah, production go six zero two. So the
Speaker 1: episode kicks off with the kids doing a prank call
Speaker 1: to city walk, Yes, city city walk, Yes, ordering some
Speaker 1: city beef, some city chicken and just yeah, just them
Speaker 1: to get a kick out of doing a racistation.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, may I say, Look we hit it up front,
Speaker 3: we got it out of our system, and I admire
Speaker 3: your strength of character in just saying city walk, city beef,
Speaker 3: city chicken.
Speaker 1: Yes, good for you. Well, this is two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: Just this kind of gag just feels like it is
Speaker 1: the epitome of just the Jackass era prank phone calls
Speaker 1: this this, this fits two thousand and two before. I
Speaker 1: don't think this necessarily works anymore. Now it wouldn't feel
Speaker 1: like a oh my god, a couple if they did that.
Speaker 1: It's just like, really, guys, you're doing that. It just
Speaker 1: I feel like our tastes haven't changed, but we're more
Speaker 1: open to go. Really, that's kind of low brow, where
Speaker 1: two thousand and two we're still coming off the extreme
Speaker 1: Jerry's Springer era. It's not so much offensive as lazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is kind of lazy, isn't it. Yeah. No, it's
Speaker 1: a bad thing because at the time it felt like
Speaker 1: I kind oh yeah, I don't mean in this particular.
Speaker 1: I mean nowadays, you go if you did it now, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course kind of goes yeah, Kim, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, hair, shitty work, take order pre hello, is
Speaker 1: this city work? Yes? Do shitty walk? Yeah, we'd like
Speaker 1: one order of the city beef, shitty beef, and I'll
Speaker 1: have the City Chicken Shitty Chicken. Whilst doing that, there's
Speaker 1: an ad for subway Jared Fogel on the Subway, It's
Speaker 1: just Jared Fogel, Wasn't Jared is coming to Jared's come
Speaker 1: to town. Yes, but as arrives they called him Kenny.
Speaker 1: So this is where they're sort of mentioning, Hey, this
Speaker 1: is the kid is now going to be in the
Speaker 1: place of Kenny. I'm glad it wasn't Tweat because I
Speaker 1: remember reading somewhere that Tweak replaced him, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's not going to work.
Speaker 3: That would flow throw the flavor balance right off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too erratic, but they say, he says no,
Speaker 1: he's dead and you're all gonna have to live with it,
Speaker 1: basically talking to us the viewer very much so and
Speaker 1: all right, not Kenny. So then they go to or
Speaker 1: meet Jared Orrey. Why they're so excited to meet Jared
Speaker 1: just because because he's a celebrity. Yeah, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: is he? I guess he was a celebrity, wasn't he.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, there's always been celebrities who are famous
Speaker 3: for not doing much or.
Speaker 1: The girl is now she spent on that thing. But
Speaker 1: now she's.
Speaker 3: Yesterday's news, and now everyone's talking about being either demure, mindful.
Speaker 1: Or cutesy, very very demure, very mindful. Guess what, fucking
Speaker 1: hate it? Yeah, it's not funny, not really. It's one
Speaker 1: of those things where you look back in three weeks
Speaker 1: and going.
Speaker 3: Ah, ship, oh we're into that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got embarrassing. It's one of the it's when you're
Speaker 1: working in social media. There's these trendsl like that pop
Speaker 1: up and you think, do I want my client to
Speaker 1: resort to this? And I would say no, because it's
Speaker 1: not long term. It's just not worth looking like you're
Speaker 1: desperate to jump on the bandwagon. It feels very trying
Speaker 1: to make fetch happen. Yeah, it just feels like, oh,
Speaker 1: everyone else is doing it. I want to do it too.
Speaker 1: Be your own brand. Don't fucking copy what everyone else
Speaker 1: is doing just because you might get a few views
Speaker 1: from one video. Don't do it. That's my opinion.
Speaker 3: Any Okay, there was a short video about a current
Speaker 3: news topic from a reputable news organization. Watched it last
Speaker 3: night and the person admittedly there either millennial or gen
Speaker 3: Z and they are aiming at that particular audience. But yeah,
Speaker 3: they were talking about a legitimate news topic, but they
Speaker 3: were saying, here's how to be very demure, very mindful
Speaker 3: in this kind of thing. And I'm like, well, I'm
Speaker 3: just not listening to you anymore.
Speaker 1: Don't jump on trends for the sake of it. Just
Speaker 1: don't do it. That's I would. I stand by that opinion.
Speaker 1: Don't jump on that thing. Spit on that thing.
Speaker 3: That's one that would. You may say, guy, why does
Speaker 3: one work and not the other?
Speaker 1: And you know you know why? Yes? What else? I did,
Speaker 1: like the two those when they leave that city walk
Speaker 1: still on the phone, Hello, Hello city walk. Yes we
Speaker 1: should do it like in poshing this accent, Hello city
Speaker 1: city Walk, just so that could be our thing. We're
Speaker 1: completely covered our city chicken. Would you like some city beef?
Speaker 1: So mister garrisons, though he's been waiting for six hours
Speaker 1: to see now, we watched this now and we go, oh, well,
Speaker 1: they played the fact that he likes Jara because he's
Speaker 1: oh no, no, that's what not what it was. But
Speaker 1: you look at it now from between twenty four perspectives
Speaker 1: like these guys are real creep. Garrison's are creep game
Speaker 1: recognizes game. Yeah, from our lens these days, but back then,
Speaker 1: that's not what they're going for. He was just waiting
Speaker 1: six hours because he apparently lost ten pounds on leave
Speaker 1: or something something like that. Oh whatever, But Jared arrives
Speaker 1: heat the sand he wants. That's where the songs are
Speaker 1: so fantastic, And isn't they It's just the same song
Speaker 1: except when they do the riff on Streets of Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: But you're still looking good eating the sandwich you Well,
Speaker 1: that's the song from the ads. Look at it's own
Speaker 1: a subway, eat fresh. I believe we were such suckers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we failed for it.
Speaker 2: He's still looking good those said sandwiches, thanking you out
Speaker 2: so much. You know, after a year of eating delicious
Speaker 2: sub sandwiches, I've proven weight loss is easy. I promise
Speaker 2: you I will always be your faithball leader in easy
Speaker 2: weight loss.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that ate are the sandwiches? Be running a
Speaker 1: nice week here? So cool. The kids go to his
Speaker 1: dressing room. Of course, he lets kids into his dress
Speaker 1: This makes sense. Don't let the kids into Jared's dressing room.
Speaker 1: That's going on. But he said he got help on
Speaker 1: the side, He got AIDS, and I can't believe what
Speaker 1: he induces Scott and as you said, Tyler, I thought, Taylor,
Speaker 1: you said, Tyler, hora for aids. But he says, you
Speaker 1: should have read the fine print. I didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't just eat sandwiches all the time. I read
Speaker 1: at half turkey sub with no male or muscle, any
Speaker 1: of that kind of stuff, and work out. They're annoyed by,
Speaker 1: like you're lying. Thought, that doesn't matter. Doesn't it matters, dude,
Speaker 1: It matters, It matters, dude. Yes, it matters, dude, And
Speaker 1: the kids are really annoyed. Now, only in America would
Speaker 1: get famous of being a fat house and then not
Speaker 1: being a fat house. Cartman then has a genius moment.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's always Cartman with the genius moments. He says,
Speaker 1: we can do the same thing, but with city walk
Speaker 1: correct and he says, you know, you can put on
Speaker 1: weight and then lose the weight and we can make money.
Speaker 1: Lose weight and make money. It's the greatest thing. But
Speaker 1: has it ever done? Haven't there been?
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of fitness influencers who did that kind
Speaker 3: of thing.
Speaker 1: Well, look at the guy from the what was the
Speaker 1: McDonald's one, he's passed away. Oh yeah, supersized me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just ate Donalds for a month just to see
Speaker 1: what would happen, and obviously lost the weight since and
Speaker 1: he he made money doing You don't talk about how
Speaker 1: he lost weight as well? Didn't he did? He? I
Speaker 1: thought he did, like some sort of side seek like
Speaker 1: followup seque not a feature film, but some sort of
Speaker 1: follow up saying how he lost the weight? Oh, maybe
Speaker 1: he did, or maybe I was just INDIVI a social experiment.
Speaker 1: There wasn't it? Yeah? I think so. But but but
Speaker 1: people are saying they watched that movie and they go,
Speaker 1: did he just have just understandard meal each time? Or
Speaker 1: did he over in dutche it? Are we supposed to
Speaker 1: just believe that he didn't over and dub the.
Speaker 3: Title came from, you know, if they said, do you
Speaker 3: want to upsize that or do you want to supersize that?
Speaker 1: He would always but we had to trust him on that.
Speaker 1: That's true. Should we have trusted him? Well, that's the
Speaker 1: kind of it's just all these experiences. We're watching it
Speaker 1: on TV and it's like, Okay, he says, this is
Speaker 1: what happened. He put on a lot of weight in
Speaker 1: a month. He probably will put a lot of weight
Speaker 1: in a month. But was it all because he only
Speaker 1: ate what he said? He ate? Yea and to say
Speaker 1: it works both ways? Did he lose weight by only
Speaker 1: eating what he said he ate? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: he didn't hin, Jared, what's that? Well? Jared didn't though,
Speaker 1: did he? No? No, no, no no, but he coming
Speaker 1: it the grost I died. Butter's ever done because Tenny
Speaker 1: would do it, because he's he's a Butters has to
Speaker 1: do it. I can't do it. I'm not fat on
Speaker 1: his big bone. You can't slim down bone, you can't
Speaker 1: slim down. That was great, that's the being one of
Speaker 1: the recurring jokes with Cartman has and it's I'm big boned. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he says he will wait, but it's fat, and then
Speaker 1: they singing the song lifetime a food at City Wow.
Speaker 1: But Jared's now having dinner with his girlfriend Christine, Christine
Speaker 1: who has her own song. Yes, what is it? My
Speaker 1: name is dan X whatever? I lost forty pounds when
Speaker 1: but at the La Place having a fancy restaurant, and
Speaker 1: you can't wait for the wedding or she must be
Speaker 1: fiance then, because he can't wait for the weddings obviously,
Speaker 1: and he brings up what the kids said. You know, I,
Speaker 1: you know I. It's good making.
Speaker 3: Jared had to be a much better person than he
Speaker 3: to be. I mean, he actually wants to be honest
Speaker 3: and fourth right about Oh yeah I was, I was
Speaker 3: heavier and I lost wait and this is how I
Speaker 3: do it. But you know, I want to be honest.
Speaker 1: About it now. Just he's got a real blind spot
Speaker 1: when it comes to aids apparent. I felt this episode
Speaker 1: is a real piss take of the classic sitcom joke
Speaker 1: of misinterpening words. Oh yeah, where it's just at the
Speaker 1: end going oh you thought of it that I can't
Speaker 1: I can't believe I said this not Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, there was a great period, as I've
Speaker 3: always said, romantic comedies or any any kind of comedy
Speaker 3: where the central conflict could be cleared up in ten
Speaker 3: minutes if people just listen.
Speaker 1: To one just spoke, just spoke, like the question.
Speaker 3: But I got a big laugh out of you know,
Speaker 3: when Joe was explaining that he's got aides in the
Speaker 3: and now they're.
Speaker 1: Your aids too, won't we have good your aide aid?
Speaker 1: But she's freaking out, what are you thinking? Are you bummed?
Speaker 1: I just got to kick out of that. So it's oh,
Speaker 1: the boys are right, Maybe I have to tell everyone
Speaker 1: the truth. Meanwhile, we're at school. They tell chef that
Speaker 1: need butters to gain fifty pounds, and what he says,
Speaker 1: it's just get married or you're gont have to do
Speaker 1: it the old fashion way. So go back and they
Speaker 1: start eating all the food. Can'tman jokes about Kenny's death,
Speaker 1: and I said, too soon, dude, too soon, too soon.
Speaker 1: We can't jact, but that it's between two point three
Speaker 1: years before something becomes funny. I'm playing that seed for
Speaker 1: later in the episode. But as then vomiting and he's
Speaker 1: told to eat his own put because that's what Japanese
Speaker 1: girls do. I wouldn't know anything about that. Joe then
Speaker 1: agreed agrees to stay in South Park to speak once again.
Speaker 1: He's going to speak again, and he mentions that he
Speaker 1: has aids and everyone's like, oh, oh, why the reason
Speaker 1: I was able to lose so much wit so quickly
Speaker 1: was that I got a's huh.
Speaker 2: But I still want to be the leader in a
Speaker 2: fineral America, And so I'm here to tell you that
Speaker 2: you should all go out and get a's Oh my god, etherory.
Speaker 2: Having aids is awesome. With ads, you can literally watch
Speaker 2: the fat melt away. And with a proper mix of
Speaker 2: aids and Subway sandwiches, anything is possible.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: The opinions expressed by mister Fogel are not necessarily those
Speaker 3: of the subway company.
Speaker 1: But this is now fatter and it's time for phase two.
Speaker 1: What's step two? Is it? What's phase two? Phase one?
Speaker 1: Get fat? Fase three, make profit? What's phase two? Question? Question?
Speaker 1: So they go to city Walk to offer a business deal,
Speaker 1: the business deal of a lifetime to city Walk. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you see a fat friend. You which fat friend?
Speaker 1: You got two fat friends? Its a fat one? And
Speaker 1: they sing the song and the city walks great to pay.
Speaker 1: If you can prove that he lost way from eating
Speaker 1: CityWalk food, then I'll pay you. Jara is now meeting
Speaker 1: with Subway in the conference room and anything. It's best
Speaker 1: to for him to take his strange theories on weight
Speaker 1: loss elsewhere. Yeah, well that's a.
Speaker 3: Bit where Jared looks at the hemeras excuse me, am
Speaker 3: I being fired. Yeah that's a direct lift from Tom
Speaker 3: Hanks film, because yeah, I know that's just of it.
Speaker 3: He's got AIDS. Is someone tells employer then gets released.
Speaker 3: Is he fired because he's got AIDS because he's gay,
Speaker 3: because he doesn't suit them for a wrong termination?
Speaker 1: Yes, I forgot.
Speaker 3: It's been a long time since I've seen Philadelphia, and
Speaker 3: I'm I think they try to give him some legal
Speaker 3: They try to offer some legal workarounds like oh no,
Speaker 3: you're fired for underperformance or misrepresentation or something like.
Speaker 1: Trying to find something else yet, But because the lawyer
Speaker 1: is a homophobe, right Denzel played by Denzel Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have to watch it because I've heard it's great. It's
Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, but Jared, Yeah, so basically when it
Speaker 1: comes to fitness, I said, your new slogan, when it
Speaker 1: comes to fit, the subway goes hand in hand with AIDS.
Speaker 1: This ain't gonna work for us anymore. So he leaves
Speaker 1: and he sings He's sad song. He likes savages with Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Kumjeez names Jared last week so weird. I caught it
Speaker 1: all you like that, which is what I always love.
Speaker 1: Those scenes in movies where someone's downtrodden, they're down there king,
Speaker 1: they're just walking through the streets. Always get to a
Speaker 1: basketball court. Watching kids play basketball. It's like it's it's
Speaker 1: Charles barking from the space. Yet, so what if he
Speaker 1: wants to look like him be gone, you know, Jared
Speaker 1: be gone. Cartman's then coaching Butter's at the gym. A
Speaker 1: bit of tough love, Yeah, bit of tough love here.
Speaker 1: You need it if you're trying to lose weight. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you're going to be pushed, pushed a lot. Says his
Speaker 1: parents don't love him. My parents do love me. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to motivated. He's motivating him. Jared then wishes
Speaker 1: that he never got AIDS. He can't believe, like, why
Speaker 1: do I ever get as I said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't don't worry. I don't believe that. They're just jealous.
Speaker 1: They kind of thought AIDS and you can. So he
Speaker 1: says he's going to what's He's figured out an idea.
Speaker 1: I know how to become a celebrity and I know
Speaker 1: how to make everyone love me. So he leaves. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: the boys are now at City Walk, their weighting at
Speaker 1: the front without Butters. They're waiting. They're going to film
Speaker 1: their first commercial.
Speaker 3: Today because they're expecting that Butters has you know, the
Speaker 3: weight has just melted off.
Speaker 1: It just melted off him. Yeah, but they decide they're
Speaker 1: going to have a two year deal. I think it's
Speaker 1: fifty ads or whatever, worth four million dollars. I think
Speaker 1: Cartmander's deserved of that twenty percent. It was his idea,
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 3: It's why you get the line's share of any income.
Speaker 3: The full finger discan kids.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just because I do. That's po assuming. But
Speaker 1: butters are still fat. He hasn't lost any weight, and
Speaker 1: you realize it's harder to lose And this is true.
Speaker 1: It's hard to lose weight than it is to put
Speaker 1: it on. Yes, putting weight on is fun. Losing it
Speaker 1: eight fus not fair. It can be fun. I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like losing weight a game of it.
Speaker 1: I feel like losing weight is more fun if you
Speaker 1: do it over a longer period of time. If you
Speaker 1: try to lose weight fast, oh, it sucks for my
Speaker 1: years be personal training when I was in my early
Speaker 1: twenties and whatnot. Help not professionally, but like i'd help
Speaker 1: some people take them down the ovel and run with
Speaker 1: them and whatnot. The ones that tried to lose weight
Speaker 1: fast always just went back to where they were within
Speaker 1: line three to six months. If you space it over,
Speaker 1: say six or twelve months, and just lose little bits
Speaker 1: here and there over of course of time, you're more
Speaker 1: inclined to live and continue that lifestyle, the healthier lifestyle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've got to play the long game. Yeah, because if
Speaker 1: you limit the junk food and whatnot, the food is
Speaker 1: that your treats that you love doesn't been junk fit
Speaker 1: can be any chocolates, whatever. If you limit that and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you start putting the back in
Speaker 1: your system, you can You're like, oh, that's right, I
Speaker 1: remember how good this felt? Correct? Yes, have you had
Speaker 1: Meca since? Yeah? Macis once you didn't like it. That's
Speaker 1: a good thing, isn't it. That's correct? Yes, Although to
Speaker 1: get that email, you have mentioned McDonald's more frequently than
Speaker 1: you were for a while. Oh yeah, yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: it's out of the system. Now, out of system the
Speaker 1: good asystem. What's the next? What's your new McDonald's. What's
Speaker 1: your new feel? If you're going to treat yourself, what
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 3: That's a good question. It's a very nice looking tub
Speaker 3: of pistachio and vanilla gelato at Cole's and the dessert section.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, my birth that's coming up. Give
Speaker 1: us up a little treat. Have you ever said there
Speaker 1: eating the entire do it? Have you ever eaten an
Speaker 1: entire tup of advice or entire block of chocolate? You
Speaker 1: bought something in the pack and devour the entire block
Speaker 1: or packet or whatever. If I have not a very
Speaker 1: long time, okay, we'll packs of chips, are you? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: just eat the whole pack? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I thought
Speaker 1: chips they just go down so easily. There's so more.
Speaker 1: Pringles was right, once you pop, you just cannot stop.
Speaker 1: Friend of the part. But so they cut to other boys, yes,
Speaker 1: so that they want the deal way.
Speaker 3: The stuff we're talking about is Canter product. It's is
Speaker 3: it the very appropriate for this episode or canter productive
Speaker 3: to the message.
Speaker 1: Of this episode? But they cut to the boys doing
Speaker 1: by suction on butters here. This was gross. I thought
Speaker 1: that this was going to cut to now sometimes cut
Speaker 1: to actual Sure, So I was watching it like this,
Speaker 1: going they're gonna do it? That was watching the bottom
Speaker 1: corner going. You were watching it like Lenny, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: I was watching like the bottom third of the corner going,
Speaker 1: If this changes I'm gonna not watch this cause I
Speaker 1: don't want to wat shit, I didn't. I just had
Speaker 1: to feel they're going to cut to it. They didn't.
Speaker 1: I feel like what they showed was even grosser. So
Speaker 1: first of all, Carbon Siphon's out the fat out of him.
Speaker 1: They've always been dry reach and then there's the fat
Speaker 1: going of you. Then jumping on him to makes me
Speaker 1: feel sick in the throat. Let's move past it. Let's
Speaker 1: move past it. No, it's not good at all. But
Speaker 1: then his parents walk in or they all bail, and
Speaker 1: he's not feeling well and the parents walk in and
Speaker 1: he's in trouble for having such an in the living room. Correct,
Speaker 1: I just don't get.
Speaker 3: But his parents, they just they're unhappy people with each
Speaker 3: other and they're taking it out on Butters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess one of some of my least likable
Speaker 1: characters on the show.
Speaker 3: I just don't they're not really it's a fairly repetitive.
Speaker 1: It's repetitive, it's inconsistent, just feels out of nowhere. I
Speaker 1: don't know. There is the bad parents, but at the
Speaker 1: start of the last episode they were happy and I
Speaker 1: don't know, but they told him four times to do
Speaker 1: it in the living rooms. Now he's been sent to
Speaker 1: his room. A news report here for Jared, and he's
Speaker 1: said that he's going to be starting the AIDS for
Speaker 1: Everyone Foundation.
Speaker 3: By the way, it's got one of my favorite little
Speaker 3: Parker and Stone bits when they always have a newsperson
Speaker 3: just doing a little bit of the insight.
Speaker 1: Let's listen in. I was going to kick out of
Speaker 1: those don't know why. It's just their way of saying,
Speaker 1: we're actually life listening there. Let's listening. Yes. So he's
Speaker 1: starting the foundation. He's going to personally say that everyone
Speaker 1: gets AIDS and he's going to give AIDS, especially to
Speaker 1: underprivileged kids. The children. It's like he's a madman. They
Speaker 1: start the right, they start chasing him down with pitchforks
Speaker 1: and fire and whatnot. Butters are still granded. So he
Speaker 1: can't go outside to go to CityWalk. He's been credit
Speaker 1: for five days and think what are we what are
Speaker 1: we going to do? So like here got me, you
Speaker 1: got me in Dutch for the first thing. In the second,
Speaker 1: I can't go triple Dutch. I'll never go that Dutch.
Speaker 1: And then Kenny would have done it. He never would
Speaker 1: have complained he's always he Alway would have done it.
Speaker 1: So the Butter says, my parents call in every hour
Speaker 1: to make sure that I'm still home, so you can't
Speaker 1: suggest i'll stay home aswer the phone does any ipersonation, Butters,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good, yeah, which you can get away with
Speaker 1: on anime. And he's gonna stay answer the phone, pretend
Speaker 1: to be Butter's while he goes in there and they
Speaker 1: try and pitch the the commercial, the sponsorship with City
Speaker 1: Walk Correct. The dead then calls, hello, I'm just checking
Speaker 1: in on you, Batters. Do I hear the television? We
Speaker 1: told you no television while you're grounded.
Speaker 3: Do you wish I know watching television? Dad?
Speaker 1: I'm just laying around jacking it, jacking it, jacking what
Speaker 1: with my heart? Spicy bwner, of course, Dad, What are.
Speaker 2: You trying to get yourself in more trouble with that
Speaker 2: kind of language?
Speaker 1: Loosen up your bloody vaginal belch. You are gonna get it, mister.
Speaker 1: You just wait till I get home. Bring it on,
Speaker 1: queer bait. Then we get the jarant and he's just
Speaker 1: beating the dead horse. Yes, indeed, because the dead horse
Speaker 1: being what what's what's the What's the what are they
Speaker 1: beating a dead horse?
Speaker 3: The miss and the misunderstanding of AIDS and AIDS, AIDS
Speaker 3: with the AIDS with AIDS.
Speaker 1: With an understanding, you know what, they're going to give
Speaker 1: everyone AIDS what they want AIDS. So then the boys
Speaker 1: are city walk and he says he doesn't want to
Speaker 1: do sponsorship now because everyone he hates Jared. He had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with Jared. Everyone hates Jared. I loved
Speaker 1: this here the way he just casually says, I'm going
Speaker 1: to kill him downtown right now. Car was eating all
Speaker 1: the food, he's drinking episoda. Mum calls and again just
Speaker 1: towards her waiting with bells on you horse banging skin
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, now they're going to publicly execute Jared
Speaker 1: via a hanging. Yeah, that's right. They got the gallows up,
Speaker 1: the gallows up, gallows just like written on Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then the boys come up there. You make it a
Speaker 1: big mistake. What's the big mistake? It's in his assistance.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, as with an e. You mean helpers. I
Speaker 1: told my girlfriend I'm going to share my age, No
Speaker 1: wonder if she left. I love that.
Speaker 2: They're all.
Speaker 3: Tickled by the misunderstandings and Maci's like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 3: and then that leads into wait, wait a minute, Oh
Speaker 3: we can laugh about this.
Speaker 1: We can laugh about as it's been twenty two point
Speaker 1: three So what was AIDS first discovered? Twenty two point
Speaker 1: three years before this? What was the first case? That's
Speaker 1: a really good question. I'm going to look that up
Speaker 1: because that seems not long enough. When was AIDS? I
Speaker 1: suppose this was two thousand and two discovered. It sounds
Speaker 1: about right, June of eighty one, so twenty two point
Speaker 1: three years would be. Well, this had in two thousand
Speaker 1: and two though, right, so it hadn't quite been that
Speaker 1: long yet. It had been so twenty one years, eighty one,
Speaker 1: twenty years. I'm trying to work out my math is
Speaker 1: all over place these days. Yeah, yeah, eighty or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is twenty one years? Yeah? Interesting? Yeah, I know whether
Speaker 1: it between twenty two point three years out of the
Speaker 1: are yeah, but it was a branded thing for me.
Speaker 1: I didn't quite get it. But yeah, they were laughing
Speaker 1: about AIDS and what a great day for humanity. We
Speaker 1: can now laugh about AIDS and CityWalk only offers the
Speaker 1: boys fifteen dollars because you know, we don't have million dollars,
Speaker 1: like subway, we're a CityWalk, so stand cracks it takes.
Speaker 1: He's being off. It's always weird seen because aout the
Speaker 1: Beaties on, isn't it very much? So yeah, oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And then he asked the silly joke of why the
Speaker 1: chicken cross the road because he has AIDS. I think
Speaker 1: they thought this was funny than what it was. The
Speaker 1: AIDS thing like saying aids. It feels like I said,
Speaker 1: we're looking through this. I'm now thirty six. If I
Speaker 1: was watching this in two thousand, sure I probably had
Speaker 1: been laughing my ass off, But as a thirty six
Speaker 1: year old, I'm thirty six in a week thirty five
Speaker 1: the thirty five year old, I just don't see it funny.
Speaker 1: It just feels low brow and as you said, a
Speaker 1: bit lazy. Like I said, yeah, there was to enjoy,
Speaker 1: but at the time of its time, Oh it's time.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go back. Yes, probably gotta laugh or two
Speaker 3: out of it. Yeah right now, it's it's fine. It's
Speaker 3: an okay concept. I think they recognized that it was
Speaker 3: a bit weak, so they threw in the flogging a
Speaker 3: dead horse or beating a dead horse gag not not
Speaker 3: a terrible episode. We haven't uite finished, ye, because YLE's
Speaker 3: learned something you know, oh that's already has Yes, exploiting
Speaker 3: Butters would have shattered fat people's dreams. You know, we
Speaker 3: would have would have made money, but people would have
Speaker 3: been misled, and you know that their dreams would have
Speaker 3: been shattered. And then Butters gets home. Their parents are
Speaker 3: not far away. Cartman's like, you know, and thanks for
Speaker 3: covering me, You're a real pal. Having the night show
Speaker 3: theme do do Do Do Do do?
Speaker 1: Do the kid? The parents go crazy on Butter's He's
Speaker 1: sitting there with his popcorn, much like Michael Jackson. And
Speaker 1: if I was I totally start jacking it off right now.
Speaker 1: That's the end of the episode. And that's the end episode. Yes, which,
Speaker 1: as I was about to say, is perfectly okay.
Speaker 3: It doesn't exactly start the season with a bang, but
Speaker 3: it does remind you like, well, yes, we're South Park
Speaker 3: where the bad boys on the block.
Speaker 1: I will go there. I liked it for what it was,
Speaker 1: but I remember getting halfway through the episode, I think
Speaker 1: I'm kind of over this gag now, which is why
Speaker 1: I appreciate the beating the dead horse I was like,
Speaker 1: at least you're acknowledging it, but still only do this
Speaker 1: once Because you kind of did this with the How
Speaker 1: To Eat with Your Butt where it was a pomp
Speaker 1: that felt similar. It's like, Okay, we get the joke.
Speaker 1: Can we move on from it? And they didn't really
Speaker 1: do it in that episode. Here, at least they're acknowledging it.
Speaker 1: Hopefully this is their way of going. We just wanted
Speaker 1: to get one more out of our system. We met
Speaker 1: the dead horse, and now we to change being for it.
Speaker 1: Next week is Aspen, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see how I mean, Look, it's been a
Speaker 3: long time since I watched that episode. I know I'm
Speaker 3: very much looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: I hope it's still good. It's still good? Should I
Speaker 1: read out for the listeners? The synopsis? The brief of synopsis? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not Aspen? When I think of Asmen, I think
Speaker 1: of dumb and Dummer. Share Aspen. Let's read it the
Speaker 1: brief synopsis Here do it? It says, after Kenny's death,
Speaker 1: cartman standing Cole add Butters to the group, the boys'
Speaker 1: parents are offered a free ske trip to Aspen. Stand
Speaker 1: has a running with one of the locals yeah, that's
Speaker 1: all right. A look talking about all right guys, So
Speaker 1: you for support, he ad going down to South Park.
Speaker 1: That is our first episode of season six. We are
Speaker 1: smashing through these seasons, aren't we. We are.
Speaker 3: Indeed, one of our lovely patrons was saying, Oh, Brian McCoy,
Speaker 3: I believe Brian McCay, you're right saying it.
Speaker 1: Really looking forward to this. We're in the hot stretch.
Speaker 1: The man Radio Mike said the same thing, because I
Speaker 1: can't wait for you guys to start season six. That
Speaker 1: seems to be his favorite year as well. Oh we're here, guys.
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