WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:13.599 With efing with our show, You're gonna ruling it, except 2 00:00:13.679 --> 00:00:17.679 with similar sweet pursuing it, tundled out Shaw shank through 3 00:00:17.679 --> 00:00:20.800 the sewer. Kid, Now what chilling? I think Eagle, Yeah, 4 00:00:20.839 --> 00:00:24.000 we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock. Got a 5 00:00:24.120 --> 00:00:26.760 habit for my house, a goat status. How we'd starting 6 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:30.679 to get Crattit shows that enough multiplied like a rabbit. 7 00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:33.759 Tune in, so out, creak it up, beat the habit. 8 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:39.359 I'm on a hang out with my friends, rocking on 9 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:47.280 the radio. My boy Skins talking on the radio. It's 10 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:50.439 time to do this, Walkskin. 11 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:55.119 All it we go kt Christine up. 12 00:00:57.439 --> 00:00:58.679 All up on our radio. 13 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:02.960 Ah, Yes, Happy Thursday, everybody. It's the world famous Ben 14 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.640 and Skin Show. Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin Kevin, 15 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:09.439 Gatie Turner, and Christina k Ray little baby corn Bread Ray. 16 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:12.319 And we're all hands on deck, excited to be here today. 17 00:01:12.439 --> 00:01:13.079 There's a new. 18 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:13.879 Fart in that intro. 19 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:15.319 I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. 20 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:16.920 You'll have to tune in tomorrow to see if you 21 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:18.319 hear it. Where are we going to be tomorrow to 22 00:01:18.319 --> 00:01:22.239 hear it? Tomorrow? We have a very big remote broadcast. 23 00:01:22.239 --> 00:01:26.280 We're doing our show tomorrow from Fortunate Sun in Garland. 24 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:29.920 This is one of the most popular and just exciting 25 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:37.760 and just trending pizza joints in DFW because Portnoy from 26 00:01:37.879 --> 00:01:40.480 Barstool went there and gave it a review and just 27 00:01:40.519 --> 00:01:43.319 gave him this huge review. It was already buzzing prior 28 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:45.760 to that, obviously, Yeah. 29 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:45.280 It is. 30 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:47.200 I don't think a lot of places in Dallas do 31 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:50.480 the New Haven style p Yeah. Yeah, and they're certainly 32 00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:52.439 the ones that are making the biggest name for themselves 33 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:56.400 and so man, it is just so wildly popular. People 34 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:58.120 love it. I'm so excited. This will be my first 35 00:01:58.120 --> 00:02:00.040 time to go. But we're doing our show from the 36 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:03.040 tomorrow from three to six, so Friday in Garland at 37 00:02:03.079 --> 00:02:06.719 Fortunate Sun. But we're there for a piece of sports history. 38 00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:10.800 Our friends at USL Dallas. It's a professional soccer league. 39 00:02:11.039 --> 00:02:13.800 They're launching a new franchise here and so all they've 40 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:17.560 been able to call the team until now is USL Dallas. Yeah, 41 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:20.919 but tomorrow they'll have a name. We will announce the 42 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:25.039 name and so it's Crest and in soccer. So imagine 43 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:27.759 if like you want to come join us because it's 44 00:02:27.759 --> 00:02:29.159 going to be a fun way to start your Friday. 45 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:30.919 The pizza is good, the beer is gonna be flown, 46 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:32.840 the laughs will be everywhere. We'll have a great time. 47 00:02:33.439 --> 00:02:35.879 But you also get a piece of history by being there. 48 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:37.400 You know, it's just kind of cool to know that 49 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:39.960 you were there on the day that's something big like 50 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:41.840 that happened. Yeah, and it will be a big deal. 51 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:43.800 We're very excited. We know the folks behind it, and 52 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:45.520 we know them. It's going to be cool. Now let 53 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:50.159 me ask you, have you ever even been to downtown Garland? 54 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:54.560 That's a good question. One four seven. 55 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:59.599 So we grew up in Richardson, Richardson and Garland, huge rivalry. 56 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:02.639 Jupiter Road divides us and that's why it might as 57 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:05.599 well be a massive wall there. It was like the 58 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:08.159 Hatfield and the McCoy, except it was the Richardson in 59 00:03:08.199 --> 00:03:10.560 the Garland. So where is it in Garland? 60 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:10.960 Okay? 61 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:13.120 I'm going to pull up the cross section right now 62 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:15.960 so everybody knows. Do you got kt? Do you know 63 00:03:16.039 --> 00:03:19.159 the cross streets of downtown Garland off the top of your. 64 00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:20.879 Off the top of my head? Okay? Is it by 65 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:21.719 Josie Records? 66 00:03:21.719 --> 00:03:24.479 Where we were no it's it's not that far from it, 67 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:28.919 but okay, So technically it is Main Street in Garland 68 00:03:29.560 --> 00:03:32.159 and Fifth Avenue is where Fortunate signs. 69 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:35.280 We should have guessed main Street, yeah, right, Maine Oak. 70 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:39.599 Yeah, and so I'm trying. I'll give you like, Okay, 71 00:03:39.639 --> 00:03:43.919 think about my oldhood. If you took Walnut Walnut Street 72 00:03:44.039 --> 00:03:46.800 all the way from Richland Junior College and just started 73 00:03:46.840 --> 00:03:50.360 heading east, you would eventually get to one block away 74 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:53.639 from downtown Garland, Okay, okay, and so it's it would 75 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:56.879 be south of Walnut, closer to LBJ. 76 00:03:57.199 --> 00:03:59.199 Okay, what's over there that I would have gone. 77 00:03:59.039 --> 00:04:03.680 To Intrinsic Brewing And they've got pretty good barbecue over 78 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:04.039 there too. 79 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:07.280 Have you been the Fortunate son yet? Not yet. 80 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:10.680 I'm assuming that was after I moved away from there. 81 00:04:10.759 --> 00:04:13.120 But that downtown area is awesome, and that was before 82 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:14.120 they did all the upgrades. 83 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:16.879 Yeah, it's cool, like you'll be really impressed. And they 84 00:04:16.959 --> 00:04:19.040 renovated the whole area. They got a badass mayor, right, 85 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:21.959 he has bits and stuff. I think he does much 86 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:26.000 fun bit. Yeah, his name is John okay, John Mayer, Yes, 87 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:28.720 and he is a fantastic guitar player. 88 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:32.800 There's an arcade over there, walking distance from fortunate Son. 89 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:35.560 Yeah, on the same side of the block. I just 90 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:38.680 always forget. What do you mean, like a barcade, yeah thing, 91 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:39.519 yeah yeah yeah. 92 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:43.720 They have like PS five and Xbox up at the 93 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:47.360 bar that you're sitting at like a cheer situation, so 94 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:48.279 huge TV. 95 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:49.160 It's really cool. 96 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:51.439 Play James and you're gonna be You're gonna be blown 97 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:54.560 away by Fortunate Son. It's so it's got a giant 98 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:57.360 outdoor area and a giant inside area. Like they're on 99 00:04:57.480 --> 00:04:59.759 the end of like they're on the corner. They're on 100 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:03.360 the the southeast corner of downtown Garland, the town square, 101 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:06.920 and they have a big giant, you know, outdoor area, 102 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:09.720 indoor area and right next door to them. I met 103 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:12.800 these people last time I went. It's called State and 104 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:16.360 Maine Merchant and it's just a cool little store. 105 00:05:16.399 --> 00:05:16.879 Did you go. 106 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:20.279 It's just a cool little store and it's like, I 107 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:23.680 guess what you would consider it a convenience store, but 108 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:27.439 it's they just carry all sorts of like unique off brands. 109 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:31.399 They actually carry Rollertown beer Works, our brewery in their store. 110 00:05:31.399 --> 00:05:31.560 There. 111 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:34.519 You could get Rollertown to I've heard of that, all right, right. 112 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:36.800 Yeah, they're really cool people and we got to do 113 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:39.079 this for TABC rules. You can also pick it up 114 00:05:39.079 --> 00:05:41.920 at AGB and Tom Thumb. But anyways, they're right next 115 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:44.519 door to Fortunate Son and they're really nice people. And 116 00:05:44.560 --> 00:05:47.319 so when you go tomorrow, you know, I would recommend 117 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:50.120 everybody that's going to join us out there bounce around 118 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:52.680 the It's just an old downtown square, like you can 119 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:55.959 get to everything in five minutes. It's super cool. But dude, 120 00:05:55.959 --> 00:05:59.439 go see those nice people at you know, the convenience 121 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:02.040 store right next Just stick your head in there and 122 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:04.160 say hello to him because they're super nice. We don't 123 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:06.720 get to Garland enough, so it's kind of cool that 124 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:08.399 we get to go out to Garland tomorrow. And if 125 00:06:08.399 --> 00:06:11.000 you're anywhere in the area, we would love to have 126 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:13.639 you come join us again. We'll do a live broadcast 127 00:06:13.639 --> 00:06:16.560 from Fortunate Son from three to six. I'm sure we'll 128 00:06:16.560 --> 00:06:18.360 eat a lot of pizza, we'll drink a lot of beer, 129 00:06:18.639 --> 00:06:21.800 and we will be celebrating this big announcement from USL 130 00:06:21.879 --> 00:06:24.240 Dallas and man, that's just a big deal. 131 00:06:24.279 --> 00:06:26.399 It's kind of exciting to be there for a piece 132 00:06:26.439 --> 00:06:27.519 of history. I'm fired up. 133 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:29.720 And if you want to go to Garland tonight. Go 134 00:06:29.759 --> 00:06:34.879 to Garland. Oh, by the way, that movie that me 135 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:39.480 and Groobs were in, Yes, that was at the theater 136 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:43.439 across the town. It's right there. It's right next door 137 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:46.800 to Intrinsic Brewing. The old time movie theater there in 138 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:49.639 downtown Garland is right there, right off the square. 139 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:52.759 Did you end up getting any Oscar buzz for that? 140 00:06:52.879 --> 00:06:57.560 I did, okay because it was forget what Oscar's last 141 00:06:57.639 --> 00:06:58.839 name was, but he saw it. 142 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:01.240 He saw it and liked it was buzzed. 143 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:04.560 Yeah, And I think there's a big the USL teams 144 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:07.360 having a big after party at Intrinsic Brute. I think 145 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:10.600 they are ye tomorrow, make Garland your Darling. Yeah, I 146 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:12.759 love I like that. That's really good. And then also 147 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:15.920 the last time I went so, I was with someone 148 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:17.839 that was born and raised in Garland and they were 149 00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:19.279 talking about when they were a little kid. They're like, 150 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:21.199 I used to go to that feed There's a feeds. 151 00:07:21.639 --> 00:07:24.639 This is old school, dude. There's a feed store right 152 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:27.439 off downtown. Yeah, you're gonna love this. There's a feed 153 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:32.839 store just north of Salina. Okay, Gunter Solana Gunner and 154 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:33.240 those things. 155 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:34.639 Those things are pretty cool. It's cool. 156 00:07:34.720 --> 00:07:36.600 Yeah, you know, and if I know, you've got a 157 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:39.959 lot of live stock, right, yeah, right, right, they're wonderful. 158 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:43.639 All right, Hey, let's let's let's carry this over and 159 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:45.639 we'll have a special guest join us. But we want 160 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:47.600 to give you a quick update on a friend of 161 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:50.279 ours that has something really cool coming up for those 162 00:07:50.279 --> 00:07:52.480 of you that like comedy, and this will be a 163 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:55.240 nice Mother's Day gift as well. Joining us on the 164 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:58.240 hotline is our buddy Seth Cole Seth, How you doing? 165 00:07:58.279 --> 00:07:59.959 Man? Doing great? 166 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:00.360 Guys? 167 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:01.360 How are you good? 168 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:03.959 Now? You are a stand up comedian, You've been in 169 00:08:03.959 --> 00:08:06.600 the DFW area for a long time. You've played our brewery, 170 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:09.920 Rollertown Beer Work several times. And you have something, you 171 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:12.480 have something coming up on Mother's Day that we wanted 172 00:08:12.519 --> 00:08:13.480 to get the word out for you. 173 00:08:13.519 --> 00:08:14.279 What you got cooking? 174 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:19.519 Yeah? May eleventh, seven pm at the Dallas Comedy Club 175 00:08:19.560 --> 00:08:23.720 in Deep Elm. I'm recording a special. I'm a live taping. 176 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:27.160 Netflix is not asking me to do it. I'm doing 177 00:08:27.199 --> 00:08:30.519 it all on my own time, but I'm getting them, 178 00:08:30.600 --> 00:08:32.919 putting it all on wax and getting it out there. 179 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:34.799 I'm very excited. That's amazing. 180 00:08:34.879 --> 00:08:38.159 So if people want to go become famous and be 181 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:40.759 on TV, they can come to this an I'm assuming 182 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:42.759 that you truly you can get test So how do 183 00:08:42.759 --> 00:08:44.679 people get tickets and go be on this bad Boy? 184 00:08:45.799 --> 00:08:51.159 They can go to Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com and just 185 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:54.120 go to the show link and click on May eleventh 186 00:08:54.159 --> 00:08:58.000 and look for step Coles live taping. 187 00:08:57.720 --> 00:08:58.759 And buy your tickets. 188 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:01.639 They're super cheap, They're like fifteen bucks. I'm trying to 189 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:05.440 make it affordable for everybody and your mom, So will. 190 00:09:05.279 --> 00:09:07.200 You be doing a whole line of your mom humor? 191 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:12.919 I might do a couple your mom jokes, but nothing, 192 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:14.039 nothing quite like that. 193 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:17.639 This is a you know, one of family friendly. Oh 194 00:09:17.720 --> 00:09:19.600 really no, no. 195 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:25.440 No, yeah, lying Now we should tell everybody comedy yeah yeah, yeah, 196 00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:27.919 last name spelled cow l e s when you go 197 00:09:27.960 --> 00:09:28.480 looking for it. 198 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:28.799 Now. 199 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:31.240 The other thing is we will only let comedians on 200 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:34.919 the show that have stories that involves the mayor of Garland. 201 00:09:34.919 --> 00:09:35.559 Do you have one? 202 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:41.039 Yeah? So I wrote a joke about how if I 203 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:43.960 ever get murdered. I wanted to be an assassination but 204 00:09:44.039 --> 00:09:47.120 I just didn't know like I'd have to get into politics. 205 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:49.480 But I didn't know how high up into politics, like 206 00:09:49.519 --> 00:09:52.000 when does it go from murder to assassination? 207 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:52.480 Right? 208 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:54.879 And then then I said basically like, if you read 209 00:09:54.919 --> 00:09:58.000 tomorrow that the mayor of Garland got shot, you're not 210 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:01.639 going to be like, oh my god, Scotland May assassinated. 211 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:04.519 You know, like sometimes sometimes you're just in Garland. 212 00:10:04.399 --> 00:10:11.919 Right, And uh so I did that bit and somebody 213 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:15.759 was in the audience who knew Scotland May. And later 214 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:19.919 that night I got a Facebook message from Scotland May 215 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.159 and he basically said, hey, I heard I was in 216 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:24.039 your act. And I was all like, oh my god. 217 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:26.519 I said, I'm sorry about that. He goes, well, I 218 00:10:26.559 --> 00:10:28.759 hope you killed and I don't get killed. So he 219 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:31.120 had a great sense of humor about it, and I said, 220 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:36.240 I'm gonna I'm gonna change it to mesquite anyway. Yeah, 221 00:10:36.440 --> 00:10:39.159 because honestly, I'm the coolest mayor in all of DFW. 222 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:42.600 And so we stayed in contact. He came out to 223 00:10:42.639 --> 00:10:44.720 a couple of shows. I've met him at the Day 224 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:48.000 of the Dead in Garland and he's a risally nice guy. 225 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:51.240 He does do bits and uh, I'm trying to get 226 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:53.320 him to come out on Mother's Day. But you know, 227 00:10:53.559 --> 00:10:55.159 I told I told his wife that it would be 228 00:10:55.159 --> 00:10:55.879 a perfect gift. 229 00:10:55.919 --> 00:10:56.519 So we'll see. 230 00:10:56.600 --> 00:10:57.919 Well that's awesome, Seth. 231 00:10:58.000 --> 00:10:59.679 We want to promote it for you one more time 232 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:02.360 where people comes, get the tickets and come see you. 233 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:10.440 Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. It's a Dallas comedy 234 00:11:10.440 --> 00:11:15.120 club located in Deep Elum Sunday night at seven pm. Also, 235 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:19.159 as an added bonus, I'm going to have one of 236 00:11:19.200 --> 00:11:23.559 your Berkner brethren, Paul Varguis, opening up for me. 237 00:11:23.799 --> 00:11:25.480 Let's go right. 238 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:29.320 Hell yeah, that's a good decision by you. Paul usually 239 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:33.279 makes things at least five percent better, at least. 240 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:35.240 At least he's amazing. You guys are amazing. 241 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:37.279 Thank you guys so much for having me on. And 242 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:38.879 I hope to see you guys out there. 243 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:41.080 All right, we will be out there. Thank you, Seth. 244 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:43.759 Have a wonderful weekend. There he goes, Seth goals go 245 00:11:43.879 --> 00:11:47.519 see him Mother's Day for the taping of his comedy special. 246 00:11:47.559 --> 00:11:50.559 It should be a grand old time. That dude is hilarious, 247 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:53.200 funny guy. He's one of my favorite stand up comics ever. Yeah, 248 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:55.159 and him and Paul together, that makes a whole hell 249 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:56.840 of a lot of sense. And hey man, in the 250 00:11:56.879 --> 00:11:58.919 spirit of what we're doing tomorrow, he brought a Garland 251 00:11:59.000 --> 00:11:59.720 joke to the party. 252 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:01.279 How great is that? 253 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:04.080 And again, if you haven't heard yet, fortunate Son tomorrow 254 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:06.200 been and skin Show three to six. Make sure to 255 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:09.879 be out there all right, coming up next. I love 256 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:12.679 it when KT has a wildlife story, and we got 257 00:12:12.679 --> 00:12:14.720 a weird one for you. Stick around here in about 258 00:12:14.720 --> 00:12:25.080 ten minutes right here on the wild Life too. 259 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:28.960 Wild life to all right, it's good to be here. 260 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:33.600 Is gone on Twitter. His name's Michael cheryls He. 261 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:36.039 I don't really know what he does, but he had 262 00:12:36.080 --> 00:12:39.360 a post and somehow that post got nearly three hundred 263 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:40.879 million views after a few days. 264 00:12:40.919 --> 00:12:42.200 Wow, that's pretty good. 265 00:12:42.720 --> 00:12:44.799 And I think up until now we're probably the only 266 00:12:44.919 --> 00:12:47.320 radio show in the country who has not discussed this yet. 267 00:12:48.080 --> 00:12:49.519 But now we have a big reason to. 268 00:12:50.799 --> 00:12:57.279 So here's what he wrote on his Twitter post. Okay, 269 00:12:57.919 --> 00:13:02.679 I think one hundred could beat one gorilla. Everybody just 270 00:13:02.720 --> 00:13:08.240 got to be dedicated to the s that is okay. 271 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:12.200 I'm now understanding why this took off. It's a great premise. 272 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:14.279 You know, we do these things all the time, but 273 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:16.360 the way that it's worded is amazing. 274 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:19.679 Yeah, and it's totally captivated me. And I've seen all 275 00:13:19.679 --> 00:13:22.960 these because he didn't he didn't put like a computer 276 00:13:23.039 --> 00:13:25.720 simulation of it, right, No, Okay. 277 00:13:25.440 --> 00:13:27.159 So I think it was just one tweet that took 278 00:13:27.200 --> 00:13:28.840 off and then everyone started playing with it. 279 00:13:28.960 --> 00:13:30.600 So this guy just had the tweet and now the 280 00:13:30.639 --> 00:13:33.240 simulations are everywhere and you can see what it looks like, 281 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:34.480 you know, if a gorilla is going to take on 282 00:13:34.519 --> 00:13:37.120 a bunch of people. Okay, I have not seen any simulations. 283 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:40.639 Do we have a clear cut winner? Well, the gorillas 284 00:13:40.679 --> 00:13:44.639 win everything. The one I think I saw one hundred 285 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:47.919 thousand people against one hundred gorillas and it was like, 286 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:51.360 I think thirteen gorillas died and the rest were all 287 00:13:51.440 --> 00:13:56.200 human deaths, and they just muhl. They just can't be stopped. 288 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:59.639 But honestly, it would have to be such a coordinated effort. 289 00:14:00.080 --> 00:14:01.840 We were talking about at dinner and so like if 290 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:05.080 you had if all if if, because what was the 291 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:07.080 original premise, one hundred hundred hundred men. 292 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:09.600 I don't think so, I don't. I don't think. 293 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:12.159 I think you could take one hundred m m A 294 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:16.399 fighters and they could not beat up one gorilla because yeah, 295 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:19.279 because think about it, you have they have to coordinate. 296 00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:22.600 How do you get close enough to like even get 297 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:25.080 near him without him knocking, you know, breaking your neck 298 00:14:25.120 --> 00:14:26.960 with one swing. And that's the thing. It's got to 299 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:28.960 be coordinated. And this is a lot like chess. 300 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:30.279 Ben Uh. 301 00:14:30.399 --> 00:14:34.240 The biggest problem, aside from the strength, is the powerful 302 00:14:34.360 --> 00:14:37.600 jaws that'll rip your flesh off. And so when you 303 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:40.759 get the hundred people together, you gotta find ten guys 304 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:43.960 that are the sacrificial pawns and they're the ones that 305 00:14:44.080 --> 00:14:47.080 have to go in. If you put three guys at 306 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:51.200 each limb, okay, he's going to be shredding those guys, 307 00:14:51.200 --> 00:14:53.240 but then everyone comes from the back and just starts 308 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:55.919 killing him. You know what I'm saying. So timmy guys back, 309 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:57.799 he can just turn around. No no, no, not with 310 00:14:57.879 --> 00:15:00.080 three guys on each limb. I don't even think it 311 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:03.039 would impact him. And I guarantee you I actually think 312 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:06.799 eighty five MMA fighters could take out one silver Back guerrilla. 313 00:15:06.919 --> 00:15:10.559 Let's just say average man one hundred man. This is 314 00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:12.360 a one hundred men. So you might have a couple 315 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:14.360 of MMA fighters in there, but you also might have 316 00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:16.399 a fireman. You also might have a guy like me, 317 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:19.200 all right, so there's not gonna help much. Yeah, but 318 00:15:19.320 --> 00:15:21.000 one hundred man average O weight of a man, it's 319 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:23.240 about two hundred pounds. One hundred times two hundred is 320 00:15:23.279 --> 00:15:26.960 twenty thousand pounds. Your standard Western goerilla weighs about three 321 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:28.799 hundred and fifty pounds. So I do think you have 322 00:15:28.840 --> 00:15:31.080 about sixteen five hundred pounds to play with. 323 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:32.799 But how can you get it to it? Like you 324 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:34.480 know what I'm saying, Like coordinated dog is what that 325 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:36.720 guys say. Hey, So it's not like it's not like 326 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:37.159 the way. 327 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:40.519 In like a head thing, right, like just put off circulation. 328 00:15:40.559 --> 00:15:41.600 I don't think it has a neck. 329 00:15:42.039 --> 00:15:44.919 It's not like you get to put the gorilla in 330 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:47.559 the middle and then everyone attacks it from everyd like 331 00:15:47.559 --> 00:15:48.000 how are you? 332 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:50.600 How are you doing? I always assume it's one like 333 00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:51.600 like dodgeball. 334 00:15:51.799 --> 00:15:55.120 Yeah, both rides, and everybody's got to run towards one 335 00:15:55.200 --> 00:15:57.519 hundred people running towards the gorilla at one time. 336 00:15:57.679 --> 00:16:01.639 Yeah, I think the plan if I was the coach here, Yeah, 337 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:03.879 you gotta get the eyes. You go with their eyes, 338 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:06.080 they can't do anything. That's what I'm saying. Someone's gonna 339 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:09.200 beat yeah, that's ane. Can I have ten dedicated out 340 00:16:09.200 --> 00:16:12.559 of my one hundred guys? You're designated eye gougers? Well, no, no, no, 341 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:13.720 those guys are going to die. 342 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:18.080 Yeah, they'll die immediately, but they take out the limbs 343 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:21.679 and that's where people come in and they see, grill. 344 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:25.159 Got your eyes? Okay, how do we go already? Right? 345 00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:26.840 How do we land on the gorilla? By the way, 346 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:29.000 Because wouldn't a grizzly bear be harder to beat than 347 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:32.200 a grilla? No, silverback gorilla? Silver the legend of the 348 00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:35.080 silverback grilla is so strong. The person that presented it 349 00:16:35.120 --> 00:16:37.120 to me, I said, wait a minute, how big is 350 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:40.759 your average silverback gorilla? And without without skipping a beaty ghost, 351 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:43.960 they're like seven feet tall. Okay, I think it's a yetti. 352 00:16:44.679 --> 00:16:47.480 I think a grizzly bear would beat a silverback gorilla. 353 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:49.000 No way, I do. 354 00:16:50.679 --> 00:16:54.159 The internet, we have a well I don't I know 355 00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:55.639 his last name. I don't know his first name. 356 00:16:55.720 --> 00:16:58.519 If you had a guy wrote a book on this 357 00:16:58.639 --> 00:17:00.399 very frequency you're talking about grilla verse bear. 358 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:01.639 No, he wrote a book. 359 00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:04.440 That's like about animal fights that would actually go he's 360 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:05.480 a professor in college. 361 00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:09.720 Was it a strange now, mister, fol I don't know 362 00:17:09.839 --> 00:17:12.599 is Cordia. What did AI say? In a one on 363 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:15.319 one confrontation of grizzly bear would likely win against a 364 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:18.519 gorilla primarily due to its superior size, weight, and the 365 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:22.000 effectiveness of its claws and teeth. While gorillas are incredibly 366 00:17:22.039 --> 00:17:24.880 strong and have a powerful bite, the size and physical 367 00:17:24.920 --> 00:17:27.200 attributes of the grizzly bear make it a more formidable 368 00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:30.559 opponent claus versus fingers. So did you see that simulation 369 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:34.759 right now? Did you say silverback gorilla? I'm serious, because 370 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:37.920 silverbackgrilla is the most vicious one. That's just old and great. 371 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:38.240 Dude. 372 00:17:38.279 --> 00:17:40.319 No, no, no, that's why the premise took off. The 373 00:17:40.359 --> 00:17:43.720 silverback gorilla is the one that's kind of like the 374 00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:48.279 All right, here's the In a hypothetical fight, a grizzly 375 00:17:48.319 --> 00:17:51.359 bear would likely win against the silverback gorilla, mainly due 376 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:54.839 to size, strength and weaponry advantages. Man, I think AI 377 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:56.680 is just saying what it just said a second ago. 378 00:17:57.480 --> 00:18:00.680 It doesn't want to be wrong, right man, Like I 379 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:01.960 said the other. 380 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:06.599 Okay, here's an NBC video and they got Steve Karnaki 381 00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:08.680 on at the guy who does the charts for the 382 00:18:08.799 --> 00:18:12.799 NFL playoffs and the political races. Oh yeah, let me 383 00:18:12.839 --> 00:18:15.799 play the sys har kers. He's actually doing the breakdown 384 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:17.480 if you guys want to hear some of this. Guys, 385 00:18:17.519 --> 00:18:19.640 we have spent way too much time. 386 00:18:19.400 --> 00:18:21.200 Today thinking about all. 387 00:18:21.079 --> 00:18:22.960 Of this, to the point that we actually created a 388 00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:26.319 very unofficial stay Tuned Now poll at work with guy. 389 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:29.000 So the poll has sixty three percent picking the gorilla 390 00:18:29.039 --> 00:18:31.839 over the one hundred men. Let's see how we get 391 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:32.440 to the end here. 392 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:34.960 Okay, yeah, that's a really great point. 393 00:18:34.960 --> 00:18:36.920 I think the fight that we're talking about here is 394 00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:39.759 a little bit misguided because really gorillas are in a fight, 395 00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:42.359 and they're in a fight for their survival, so they 396 00:18:42.440 --> 00:18:44.000 are considered critically. 397 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:46.839 And we're all, we're not in the food chain, these 398 00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:49.559 one hundred men. When it got down to it, it's 399 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:52.160 like the thing is like the clutch gene in sports 400 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:54.680 or whatever, when you when it is time to step 401 00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:59.400