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Speaker 2: Tune in, so out, creak it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 3: I'm on a hang out with my friends, rocking on
Speaker 3: the radio. My boy Skins talking on the radio. It's
Speaker 3: time to do this, Walkskin.
Speaker 2: All it we go kt Christine up.
Speaker 1: All up on our radio.
Speaker 3: Ah, Yes, Happy Thursday, everybody. It's the world famous Ben
Speaker 3: and Skin Show. Ben Rogers, Jeff skin Wade, Kevin Kevin,
Speaker 3: Gatie Turner, and Christina k Ray little baby corn Bread Ray.
Speaker 2: And we're all hands on deck, excited to be here today.
Speaker 2: There's a new.
Speaker 3: Fart in that intro.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 3: You'll have to tune in tomorrow to see if you
Speaker 3: hear it. Where are we going to be tomorrow to
Speaker 3: hear it? Tomorrow? We have a very big remote broadcast.
Speaker 3: We're doing our show tomorrow from Fortunate Sun in Garland.
Speaker 3: This is one of the most popular and just exciting
Speaker 3: and just trending pizza joints in DFW because Portnoy from
Speaker 3: Barstool went there and gave it a review and just
Speaker 3: gave him this huge review. It was already buzzing prior
Speaker 3: to that, obviously, Yeah.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: I don't think a lot of places in Dallas do
Speaker 3: the New Haven style p Yeah. Yeah, and they're certainly
Speaker 3: the ones that are making the biggest name for themselves
Speaker 3: and so man, it is just so wildly popular. People
Speaker 3: love it. I'm so excited. This will be my first
Speaker 3: time to go. But we're doing our show from the
Speaker 3: tomorrow from three to six, so Friday in Garland at
Speaker 3: Fortunate Sun. But we're there for a piece of sports history.
Speaker 3: Our friends at USL Dallas. It's a professional soccer league.
Speaker 3: They're launching a new franchise here and so all they've
Speaker 3: been able to call the team until now is USL Dallas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but tomorrow they'll have a name. We will announce the
Speaker 3: name and so it's Crest and in soccer. So imagine
Speaker 3: if like you want to come join us because it's
Speaker 3: going to be a fun way to start your Friday.
Speaker 3: The pizza is good, the beer is gonna be flown,
Speaker 3: the laughs will be everywhere. We'll have a great time.
Speaker 3: But you also get a piece of history by being there.
Speaker 3: You know, it's just kind of cool to know that
Speaker 3: you were there on the day that's something big like
Speaker 3: that happened. Yeah, and it will be a big deal.
Speaker 3: We're very excited. We know the folks behind it, and
Speaker 3: we know them. It's going to be cool. Now let
Speaker 3: me ask you, have you ever even been to downtown Garland?
Speaker 2: That's a good question. One four seven.
Speaker 3: So we grew up in Richardson, Richardson and Garland, huge rivalry.
Speaker 3: Jupiter Road divides us and that's why it might as
Speaker 3: well be a massive wall there. It was like the
Speaker 3: Hatfield and the McCoy, except it was the Richardson in
Speaker 3: the Garland. So where is it in Garland?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I'm going to pull up the cross section right now
Speaker 3: so everybody knows. Do you got kt? Do you know
Speaker 3: the cross streets of downtown Garland off the top of your.
Speaker 2: Off the top of my head? Okay? Is it by
Speaker 2: Josie Records?
Speaker 3: Where we were no it's it's not that far from it,
Speaker 3: but okay, So technically it is Main Street in Garland
Speaker 3: and Fifth Avenue is where Fortunate signs.
Speaker 2: We should have guessed main Street, yeah, right, Maine Oak.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I'm trying. I'll give you like, Okay,
Speaker 3: think about my oldhood. If you took Walnut Walnut Street
Speaker 3: all the way from Richland Junior College and just started
Speaker 3: heading east, you would eventually get to one block away
Speaker 3: from downtown Garland, Okay, okay, and so it's it would
Speaker 3: be south of Walnut, closer to LBJ.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's over there that I would have gone.
Speaker 3: To Intrinsic Brewing And they've got pretty good barbecue over
Speaker 3: there too.
Speaker 2: Have you been the Fortunate son yet? Not yet.
Speaker 5: I'm assuming that was after I moved away from there.
Speaker 5: But that downtown area is awesome, and that was before
Speaker 5: they did all the upgrades.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool, like you'll be really impressed. And they
Speaker 3: renovated the whole area. They got a badass mayor, right,
Speaker 3: he has bits and stuff. I think he does much
Speaker 3: fun bit. Yeah, his name is John okay, John Mayer, Yes,
Speaker 3: and he is a fantastic guitar player.
Speaker 6: There's an arcade over there, walking distance from fortunate Son.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the same side of the block. I just
Speaker 2: always forget. What do you mean, like a barcade, yeah thing,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: They have like PS five and Xbox up at the
Speaker 6: bar that you're sitting at like a cheer situation, so
Speaker 6: huge TV.
Speaker 2: It's really cool.
Speaker 3: Play James and you're gonna be You're gonna be blown
Speaker 3: away by Fortunate Son. It's so it's got a giant
Speaker 3: outdoor area and a giant inside area. Like they're on
Speaker 3: the end of like they're on the corner. They're on
Speaker 3: the the southeast corner of downtown Garland, the town square,
Speaker 3: and they have a big giant, you know, outdoor area,
Speaker 3: indoor area and right next door to them. I met
Speaker 3: these people last time I went. It's called State and
Speaker 3: Maine Merchant and it's just a cool little store.
Speaker 2: Did you go.
Speaker 3: It's just a cool little store and it's like, I
Speaker 3: guess what you would consider it a convenience store, but
Speaker 3: it's they just carry all sorts of like unique off brands.
Speaker 3: They actually carry Rollertown beer Works, our brewery in their store.
Speaker 7: There.
Speaker 2: You could get Rollertown to I've heard of that, all right, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're really cool people and we got to do
Speaker 3: this for TABC rules. You can also pick it up
Speaker 3: at AGB and Tom Thumb. But anyways, they're right next
Speaker 3: door to Fortunate Son and they're really nice people. And
Speaker 3: so when you go tomorrow, you know, I would recommend
Speaker 3: everybody that's going to join us out there bounce around
Speaker 3: the It's just an old downtown square, like you can
Speaker 3: get to everything in five minutes. It's super cool. But dude,
Speaker 3: go see those nice people at you know, the convenience
Speaker 3: store right next Just stick your head in there and
Speaker 3: say hello to him because they're super nice. We don't
Speaker 3: get to Garland enough, so it's kind of cool that
Speaker 3: we get to go out to Garland tomorrow. And if
Speaker 3: you're anywhere in the area, we would love to have
Speaker 3: you come join us again. We'll do a live broadcast
Speaker 3: from Fortunate Son from three to six. I'm sure we'll
Speaker 3: eat a lot of pizza, we'll drink a lot of beer,
Speaker 3: and we will be celebrating this big announcement from USL
Speaker 3: Dallas and man, that's just a big deal.
Speaker 2: It's kind of exciting to be there for a piece
Speaker 2: of history. I'm fired up.
Speaker 3: And if you want to go to Garland tonight. Go
Speaker 3: to Garland. Oh, by the way, that movie that me
Speaker 3: and Groobs were in, Yes, that was at the theater
Speaker 3: across the town. It's right there. It's right next door
Speaker 3: to Intrinsic Brewing. The old time movie theater there in
Speaker 3: downtown Garland is right there, right off the square.
Speaker 2: Did you end up getting any Oscar buzz for that?
Speaker 3: I did, okay because it was forget what Oscar's last
Speaker 3: name was, but he saw it.
Speaker 2: He saw it and liked it was buzzed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think there's a big the USL teams
Speaker 3: having a big after party at Intrinsic Brute. I think
Speaker 3: they are ye tomorrow, make Garland your Darling. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: love I like that. That's really good. And then also
Speaker 3: the last time I went so, I was with someone
Speaker 3: that was born and raised in Garland and they were
Speaker 3: talking about when they were a little kid. They're like,
Speaker 3: I used to go to that feed There's a feeds.
Speaker 3: This is old school, dude. There's a feed store right
Speaker 3: off downtown. Yeah, you're gonna love this. There's a feed
Speaker 3: store just north of Salina. Okay, Gunter Solana Gunner and
Speaker 3: those things.
Speaker 2: Those things are pretty cool. It's cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and if I know, you've got a
Speaker 3: lot of live stock, right, yeah, right, right, they're wonderful.
Speaker 3: All right, Hey, let's let's let's carry this over and
Speaker 3: we'll have a special guest join us. But we want
Speaker 3: to give you a quick update on a friend of
Speaker 3: ours that has something really cool coming up for those
Speaker 3: of you that like comedy, and this will be a
Speaker 3: nice Mother's Day gift as well. Joining us on the
Speaker 3: hotline is our buddy Seth Cole Seth, How you doing?
Speaker 2: Man? Doing great?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 2: How are you good?
Speaker 3: Now? You are a stand up comedian, You've been in
Speaker 3: the DFW area for a long time. You've played our brewery,
Speaker 3: Rollertown Beer Work several times. And you have something, you
Speaker 3: have something coming up on Mother's Day that we wanted
Speaker 3: to get the word out for you.
Speaker 2: What you got cooking?
Speaker 7: Yeah? May eleventh, seven pm at the Dallas Comedy Club
Speaker 7: in Deep Elm. I'm recording a special. I'm a live taping.
Speaker 7: Netflix is not asking me to do it. I'm doing
Speaker 7: it all on my own time, but I'm getting them,
Speaker 7: putting it all on wax and getting it out there.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: So if people want to go become famous and be
Speaker 3: on TV, they can come to this an I'm assuming
Speaker 3: that you truly you can get test So how do
Speaker 3: people get tickets and go be on this bad Boy?
Speaker 7: They can go to Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com and just
Speaker 7: go to the show link and click on May eleventh
Speaker 7: and look for step Coles live taping.
Speaker 3: And buy your tickets.
Speaker 7: They're super cheap, They're like fifteen bucks. I'm trying to
Speaker 7: make it affordable for everybody and your mom, So will.
Speaker 3: You be doing a whole line of your mom humor?
Speaker 7: I might do a couple your mom jokes, but nothing,
Speaker 7: nothing quite like that.
Speaker 2: This is a you know, one of family friendly. Oh
Speaker 2: really no, no.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, lying Now we should tell everybody comedy yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: last name spelled cow l e s when you go
Speaker 3: looking for it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: The other thing is we will only let comedians on
Speaker 3: the show that have stories that involves the mayor of Garland.
Speaker 3: Do you have one?
Speaker 7: Yeah? So I wrote a joke about how if I
Speaker 7: ever get murdered. I wanted to be an assassination but
Speaker 7: I just didn't know like I'd have to get into politics.
Speaker 7: But I didn't know how high up into politics, like
Speaker 7: when does it go from murder to assassination?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 7: And then then I said basically like, if you read
Speaker 7: tomorrow that the mayor of Garland got shot, you're not
Speaker 7: going to be like, oh my god, Scotland May assassinated.
Speaker 2: You know, like sometimes sometimes you're just in Garland.
Speaker 7: Right, And uh so I did that bit and somebody
Speaker 7: was in the audience who knew Scotland May. And later
Speaker 7: that night I got a Facebook message from Scotland May
Speaker 7: and he basically said, hey, I heard I was in
Speaker 7: your act. And I was all like, oh my god.
Speaker 7: I said, I'm sorry about that. He goes, well, I
Speaker 7: hope you killed and I don't get killed. So he
Speaker 7: had a great sense of humor about it, and I said,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna I'm gonna change it to mesquite anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 7: because honestly, I'm the coolest mayor in all of DFW.
Speaker 7: And so we stayed in contact. He came out to
Speaker 7: a couple of shows. I've met him at the Day
Speaker 7: of the Dead in Garland and he's a risally nice guy.
Speaker 7: He does do bits and uh, I'm trying to get
Speaker 7: him to come out on Mother's Day. But you know,
Speaker 7: I told I told his wife that it would be
Speaker 7: a perfect gift.
Speaker 3: So we'll see.
Speaker 2: Well that's awesome, Seth.
Speaker 3: We want to promote it for you one more time
Speaker 3: where people comes, get the tickets and come see you.
Speaker 7: Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. It's a Dallas comedy
Speaker 7: club located in Deep Elum Sunday night at seven pm. Also,
Speaker 7: as an added bonus, I'm going to have one of
Speaker 7: your Berkner brethren, Paul Varguis, opening up for me.
Speaker 2: Let's go right.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, that's a good decision by you. Paul usually
Speaker 3: makes things at least five percent better, at least.
Speaker 2: At least he's amazing. You guys are amazing.
Speaker 7: Thank you guys so much for having me on. And
Speaker 7: I hope to see you guys out there.
Speaker 3: All right, we will be out there. Thank you, Seth.
Speaker 3: Have a wonderful weekend. There he goes, Seth goals go
Speaker 3: see him Mother's Day for the taping of his comedy special.
Speaker 3: It should be a grand old time. That dude is hilarious,
Speaker 3: funny guy. He's one of my favorite stand up comics ever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and him and Paul together, that makes a whole hell
Speaker 3: of a lot of sense. And hey man, in the
Speaker 3: spirit of what we're doing tomorrow, he brought a Garland
Speaker 3: joke to the party.
Speaker 2: How great is that?
Speaker 3: And again, if you haven't heard yet, fortunate Son tomorrow
Speaker 3: been and skin Show three to six. Make sure to
Speaker 3: be out there all right, coming up next. I love
Speaker 3: it when KT has a wildlife story, and we got
Speaker 3: a weird one for you. Stick around here in about
Speaker 3: ten minutes right here on the wild Life too.
Speaker 2: Wild life to all right, it's good to be here.
Speaker 2: Is gone on Twitter. His name's Michael cheryls He.
Speaker 6: I don't really know what he does, but he had
Speaker 6: a post and somehow that post got nearly three hundred
Speaker 6: million views after a few days.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's pretty good.
Speaker 6: And I think up until now we're probably the only
Speaker 6: radio show in the country who has not discussed this yet.
Speaker 2: But now we have a big reason to.
Speaker 6: So here's what he wrote on his Twitter post. Okay,
Speaker 6: I think one hundred could beat one gorilla. Everybody just
Speaker 6: got to be dedicated to the s that is okay.
Speaker 6: I'm now understanding why this took off. It's a great premise.
Speaker 6: You know, we do these things all the time, but
Speaker 6: the way that it's worded is amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's totally captivated me. And I've seen all
Speaker 3: these because he didn't he didn't put like a computer
Speaker 3: simulation of it, right, No, Okay.
Speaker 6: So I think it was just one tweet that took
Speaker 6: off and then everyone started playing with it.
Speaker 3: So this guy just had the tweet and now the
Speaker 3: simulations are everywhere and you can see what it looks like,
Speaker 3: you know, if a gorilla is going to take on
Speaker 3: a bunch of people. Okay, I have not seen any simulations.
Speaker 3: Do we have a clear cut winner? Well, the gorillas
Speaker 3: win everything. The one I think I saw one hundred
Speaker 3: thousand people against one hundred gorillas and it was like,
Speaker 3: I think thirteen gorillas died and the rest were all
Speaker 3: human deaths, and they just muhl. They just can't be stopped.
Speaker 3: But honestly, it would have to be such a coordinated effort.
Speaker 3: We were talking about at dinner and so like if
Speaker 3: you had if all if if, because what was the
Speaker 3: original premise, one hundred hundred hundred men.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, I don't. I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think you could take one hundred m m A
Speaker 3: fighters and they could not beat up one gorilla because yeah,
Speaker 3: because think about it, you have they have to coordinate.
Speaker 3: How do you get close enough to like even get
Speaker 3: near him without him knocking, you know, breaking your neck
Speaker 3: with one swing. And that's the thing. It's got to
Speaker 3: be coordinated. And this is a lot like chess.
Speaker 2: Ben Uh.
Speaker 3: The biggest problem, aside from the strength, is the powerful
Speaker 3: jaws that'll rip your flesh off. And so when you
Speaker 3: get the hundred people together, you gotta find ten guys
Speaker 3: that are the sacrificial pawns and they're the ones that
Speaker 3: have to go in. If you put three guys at
Speaker 3: each limb, okay, he's going to be shredding those guys,
Speaker 3: but then everyone comes from the back and just starts
Speaker 3: killing him. You know what I'm saying. So timmy guys back,
Speaker 3: he can just turn around. No no, no, not with
Speaker 3: three guys on each limb. I don't even think it
Speaker 3: would impact him. And I guarantee you I actually think
Speaker 3: eighty five MMA fighters could take out one silver Back guerrilla.
Speaker 6: Let's just say average man one hundred man. This is
Speaker 6: a one hundred men. So you might have a couple
Speaker 6: of MMA fighters in there, but you also might have
Speaker 6: a fireman. You also might have a guy like me,
Speaker 6: all right, so there's not gonna help much. Yeah, but
Speaker 6: one hundred man average O weight of a man, it's
Speaker 6: about two hundred pounds. One hundred times two hundred is
Speaker 6: twenty thousand pounds. Your standard Western goerilla weighs about three
Speaker 6: hundred and fifty pounds. So I do think you have
Speaker 6: about sixteen five hundred pounds to play with.
Speaker 3: But how can you get it to it? Like you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like coordinated dog is what that
Speaker 3: guys say. Hey, So it's not like it's not like
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 2: In like a head thing, right, like just put off circulation.
Speaker 2: I don't think it has a neck.
Speaker 3: It's not like you get to put the gorilla in
Speaker 3: the middle and then everyone attacks it from everyd like
Speaker 3: how are you?
Speaker 2: How are you doing? I always assume it's one like
Speaker 2: like dodgeball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, both rides, and everybody's got to run towards one
Speaker 3: hundred people running towards the gorilla at one time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the plan if I was the coach here, Yeah,
Speaker 6: you gotta get the eyes. You go with their eyes,
Speaker 6: they can't do anything. That's what I'm saying. Someone's gonna
Speaker 6: beat yeah, that's ane. Can I have ten dedicated out
Speaker 6: of my one hundred guys? You're designated eye gougers? Well, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: those guys are going to die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll die immediately, but they take out the limbs
Speaker 3: and that's where people come in and they see, grill.
Speaker 2: Got your eyes? Okay, how do we go already? Right?
Speaker 3: How do we land on the gorilla? By the way,
Speaker 3: Because wouldn't a grizzly bear be harder to beat than
Speaker 3: a grilla? No, silverback gorilla? Silver the legend of the
Speaker 3: silverback grilla is so strong. The person that presented it
Speaker 3: to me, I said, wait a minute, how big is
Speaker 3: your average silverback gorilla? And without without skipping a beaty ghost,
Speaker 3: they're like seven feet tall. Okay, I think it's a yetti.
Speaker 3: I think a grizzly bear would beat a silverback gorilla.
Speaker 2: No way, I do.
Speaker 6: The internet, we have a well I don't I know
Speaker 6: his last name. I don't know his first name.
Speaker 3: If you had a guy wrote a book on this
Speaker 3: very frequency you're talking about grilla verse bear.
Speaker 2: No, he wrote a book.
Speaker 6: That's like about animal fights that would actually go he's
Speaker 6: a professor in college.
Speaker 3: Was it a strange now, mister, fol I don't know
Speaker 3: is Cordia. What did AI say? In a one on
Speaker 3: one confrontation of grizzly bear would likely win against a
Speaker 3: gorilla primarily due to its superior size, weight, and the
Speaker 3: effectiveness of its claws and teeth. While gorillas are incredibly
Speaker 3: strong and have a powerful bite, the size and physical
Speaker 3: attributes of the grizzly bear make it a more formidable
Speaker 3: opponent claus versus fingers. So did you see that simulation
Speaker 3: right now? Did you say silverback gorilla? I'm serious, because
Speaker 3: silverbackgrilla is the most vicious one. That's just old and great.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's why the premise took off. The
Speaker 3: silverback gorilla is the one that's kind of like the
Speaker 3: All right, here's the In a hypothetical fight, a grizzly
Speaker 3: bear would likely win against the silverback gorilla, mainly due
Speaker 3: to size, strength and weaponry advantages. Man, I think AI
Speaker 3: is just saying what it just said a second ago.
Speaker 3: It doesn't want to be wrong, right man, Like I
Speaker 3: said the other.
Speaker 6: Okay, here's an NBC video and they got Steve Karnaki
Speaker 6: on at the guy who does the charts for the
Speaker 6: NFL playoffs and the political races. Oh yeah, let me
Speaker 6: play the sys har kers. He's actually doing the breakdown
Speaker 6: if you guys want to hear some of this. Guys,
Speaker 6: we have spent way too much time.
Speaker 2: Today thinking about all.
Speaker 3: Of this, to the point that we actually created a
Speaker 3: very unofficial stay Tuned Now poll at work with guy.
Speaker 6: So the poll has sixty three percent picking the gorilla
Speaker 6: over the one hundred men. Let's see how we get
Speaker 6: to the end here.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's a really great point.
Speaker 7: I think the fight that we're talking about here is
Speaker 7: a little bit misguided because really gorillas are in a fight,
Speaker 7: and they're in a fight for their survival, so they
Speaker 7: are considered critically.
Speaker 6: And we're all, we're not in the food chain, these
Speaker 6: one hundred men. When it got down to it, it's
Speaker 6: like the thing is like the clutch gene in sports
Speaker 6: or whatever, when you when it is time to step
Speaker 6: into the battlefield, we're not ready and the gorilla is
Speaker 6: absolutely ready.
Speaker 2: And you can't measure that.
Speaker 6: You can't use analytics, weight, you can't even use like
Speaker 6: body traits and features a gorilla that.
Speaker 3: A gorillas never used a microwave or experienced air conditioning,
Speaker 3: and once you're kind of indoctrinated into that, you saw
Speaker 3: live your saw.
Speaker 2: We're pampered.
Speaker 6: We had someone wipe our butt the first three years
Speaker 6: of our life, some of us ten years.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: I saw Leonardo DiCaprio go head to head with a
Speaker 3: grizzly bear and it was a reasonably fair fight.
Speaker 2: He got his ass kick, but there wasn't about he
Speaker 2: was destroyed in the battle.
Speaker 3: He landed. I don't know you landed at all. He
Speaker 3: went out like a dude. Wipe man. I think that
Speaker 3: dude wipe well. I had a chance to beat that
Speaker 3: guy's butt. No final, voto, final verdict. I'm taking the
Speaker 3: gorilla over one hundred men. I'm taking the eighty five
Speaker 3: MMA fighters.
Speaker 2: That was not part of it.
Speaker 3: That is, thank you, well, except thank you that's a
Speaker 3: different one on the road.
Speaker 5: Guess they're covering you'll see, just taking a gorilla because
Speaker 5: the gorilla does not deserve to die, but.
Speaker 2: The hundred people do. Yeah, give the yeah.
Speaker 3: You don't know that gorilla is innocent. It could have
Speaker 3: just like held up a grocery store or something that
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 2: How much pent rage do these men have, right, That's
Speaker 2: a fair question.
Speaker 3: All right, But but let's take it to the next
Speaker 3: level because last night on a very popular talk show,
Speaker 3: a whole new fight introduction was introduced, and it demands
Speaker 3: our immediate attention. Don't go anywhere in less than four minutes,
Speaker 3: We'll have that for you right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 3: Coming up in the next hour, we're gonna give you
Speaker 3: a chance to win tickets to see Ghost at Dickies.
Speaker 3: But you gotta be listening to know it's very important.
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 2: Hot god come stay on top.
Speaker 6: Netflix has a show that airs live every Wednesday night
Speaker 6: at nine pm. It's called Everybody's Live with John Mulaney,
Speaker 6: and last night's episode happens you do the thing they
Speaker 6: always do have They talk about a topic for about
Speaker 6: forty five fifty minutes. They have musical guests. But he
Speaker 6: kept teasing at the end of the show, I've got
Speaker 6: a very special announcement. Now I knew that he just
Speaker 6: like released some like tour d eight, so I was like,
Speaker 6: surely he's not gonna just do that.
Speaker 2: Surely there's more.
Speaker 6: So I waited past the weird Maggie Rodgers John Kell.
Speaker 2: Music music guest situation. He is very strange.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's badass.
Speaker 6: And then he goes and here is his announcement.
Speaker 2: At the end of last night show.
Speaker 8: I promise an announcement and here's what it is. As
Speaker 8: many of you know, there's currently a lot of online
Speaker 8: discourse about who would win in a fight between one
Speaker 8: hundred men and a gorilla. It's prompted a debate in
Speaker 8: our writer's room about whether three fourteen year old boys
Speaker 8: could beat up me.
Speaker 2: John Mullaney.
Speaker 8: So on our final episode of the season, May twenty eighth,
Speaker 8: the theme will be teen Night. We will be talking
Speaker 8: about many teen issues and I John Mulaney will square
Speaker 8: off in a very real fight against three fourteen year
Speaker 8: old books. Is this legal so far? We think so.
Speaker 8: It's not assault. We know that, and we're vetting every
Speaker 8: step of it to be clear. I want to be clear.
Speaker 8: This isn't gonna be like a fun, funny fight like.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be me fighting these children and then fighting
Speaker 8: me as hard as we can. So if you or
Speaker 8: anyone you know has access to a fourteen year old
Speaker 8: boy who was willing to fight me John Mulaney and
Speaker 8: might need to get something out of his system, please
Speaker 8: have their parent or guardian, not the minor. Contact us
Speaker 8: at the email below. I want to fight John Mulaney
Speaker 8: at email.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Oh my god, we's gonna do it. You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't not do it now you can. Well, if
Speaker 2: it's not legal, if you have to deliver this, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think the lawyers will let it happen. Right, well,
Speaker 3: the whole The best part is we think it's legal
Speaker 3: so far. Yeah, that's the best part. But hypothetically, I
Speaker 3: think I don't know if he could beat up three
Speaker 3: fourteen year olds. I don't think he works out.
Speaker 6: He's got a broken he might be having to get
Speaker 6: hip replacement surgery.
Speaker 3: He tours the abron my god, yeah, I mean, and
Speaker 3: he's an old forty three. Yeah, he went hard. God,
Speaker 3: I thought he was closer to ard. He's been drinking
Speaker 3: because he was thirteen. Who would you take in that fight,
Speaker 3: John mulleni or three fourteen year old boy, three fourteen
Speaker 3: year old boy. I'd have to get a look at
Speaker 3: the fourteen year old boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because, oh my god, please pull that sake. Ah, Hell,
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I think you know, it's like me at fourteen is
Speaker 3: way different than Ben at fourteen, Like, you know, this
Speaker 3: will develop. Three of Me probably could not have taken
Speaker 3: John Mulaney, but three of Ben probably could have.
Speaker 6: So he's got three episodes until this final episode, and
Speaker 6: I think he will give us updates on it for
Speaker 6: the next three weeks because a bit that he already
Speaker 6: did this year was he wanted to get as many
Speaker 6: men as he could one inch at a time in
Speaker 6: terms of height, that knew their height from like four
Speaker 6: feet to seven feet, and he just wanted to get
Speaker 6: them in a line. And it was hard to find
Speaker 6: a four foot guy and then a four foot one
Speaker 6: guy and a four foot two guy.
Speaker 2: And he did it get them to agree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he pulled it off, but it took forever to
Speaker 3: get people who knew their actual height and they could
Speaker 3: like actually get measured. So he'll update us on this
Speaker 3: and I'm sure he'll tell us about the vetting process.
Speaker 3: This is great, because wonderful. I mean, like I said,
Speaker 3: I I didn't like this show enough to keep watching it,
Speaker 3: but I do like the idea that he's clearly just
Speaker 3: trying to waste everyone's time.
Speaker 2: Fun with the float.
Speaker 3: You know, it's just let's waste an entire season of
Speaker 3: people's time, which I appreciate. Again. I love the promo.
Speaker 3: He's standing in front of a car and he goes, well, Mom,
Speaker 3: I'm so dumb. Why do I have this kick ass car?
Speaker 3: It's a really badass. I disagree with to phrase it.
Speaker 3: This is a fourteen year old boys, and that the parents.
Speaker 3: He was very clear about that the parents have to
Speaker 3: or guardian email. Yeah, or guardian has to be the
Speaker 3: ones that email.
Speaker 6: They're gonna get a collection of probably five hundred to
Speaker 6: one thousand fourteen year old boys here, and they're gonna
Speaker 6: whittle it down, probably have varying heights and ways.
Speaker 3: How many fourteen year old boys would it take to
Speaker 3: beat one gorilla? Oh, a thousand, I might take ten million. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: they'd be too motion so hard to organize ten million.
Speaker 3: Let's start working on that. We'll do that with our
Speaker 3: promo crew. We'll start working on on this commercial break.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Coming up next, we go around the sports. Uh oh,
Speaker 3: Luca is out of the playoffs. We'll talk about what
Speaker 3: it means next, but right now it's time for this.
Speaker 2: Now, let's go around the sports.
Speaker 3: KG Tweints has all the sports y.
Speaker 6: Yeah, last night, the NBA playoffs rolled on, and then
Speaker 6: it's sad that the Mavericks aren't a part of it.
Speaker 6: But it was the uh Los Angeles Lukers and the
Speaker 6: Minnesota Timberwolves, and the Lukers were down three to one
Speaker 6: first half. Luca lands on his back, that stopped his
Speaker 6: movement even more so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right at the end of the first half.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and there you go, Lakers lose, They're out. Nico vindicated. Well,
Speaker 6: I think that.
Speaker 3: Luca being eliminated after the first round, the person that
Speaker 3: benefits from that the most is Nico Harrison. I think
Speaker 3: the longer, if Luca had gone on a deep run
Speaker 3: deep in the playoffs, it would have been a real
Speaker 3: It just would have been more painful for MAVs fans,
Speaker 3: more painful for Nico. I mean, everyone rushes to judgment
Speaker 3: and is quick to formulate a quick opinion in this
Speaker 3: opinionated landscape with sports talking all those things. But there's
Speaker 3: a lot of people out there now going, Okay, I
Speaker 3: see what Nico was saying. Luca can't play defense, he's
Speaker 3: banged up, they're targeting him. There was more blowbys by
Speaker 3: Luca than any playoff game in history, and so you know,
Speaker 3: I bet Nico didn't hate those results, continue just considering
Speaker 3: what a blood bath it's been for him since the trade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that was the best.
Speaker 3: Case scenario for the Lakers to lose. Lakers were a
Speaker 3: three seed and to lose in five games, with a
Speaker 3: lot of basketball media media talking about Luca's defense, that's
Speaker 3: the best case scenario for Nico for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm sure publicly he wouldn't say that. I'd be like, look,
Speaker 3: i don't care whatever's going on over there. I'm focused
Speaker 3: on my team. But in the court of public perception,
Speaker 3: you are one thousand percent right based on the media.
Speaker 3: I was watching the stuff I've seen on social media,
Speaker 3: and you know, while I'm getting ready for the day,
Speaker 3: I've got those ESPN shows, which where are they first take?
Speaker 2: First take?
Speaker 3: What all those things, Pat McField, those things, and basically
Speaker 3: what they were saying nobody, nobody is saying that, Okay,
Speaker 3: that was a fair trade by any means, But they're saying, Okay,
Speaker 3: this is why Nico traded him. Yeah, they just looked
Speaker 3: at this and said, because now, what all those shows
Speaker 3: were saying. They're not even looking at it through the
Speaker 3: lens of the Mavericks anymore. They're like, Okay, what do
Speaker 3: the Lakers need to do? And basically what I was
Speaker 3: hearing were three different shows saying, all right, you have
Speaker 3: to surround uh, Luca and Lebron with as many good
Speaker 3: defenders as you.
Speaker 2: Can, which is you got it right exactly.
Speaker 3: The Mavericks had Kyrie and Luca and they went out
Speaker 3: there and started surrounding him. Yeah, you got like you're
Speaker 3: gonna have and and you know, the Lakers were in
Speaker 3: this weird thing where, you know, they just didn't have
Speaker 3: a center or one that they felt comfortable playing. And
Speaker 3: so like last night, Maxi Kleba got in that game.
Speaker 3: He hasn't played in a basketball game since January in
Speaker 3: a Maverick uniform.
Speaker 2: He was mad. So he's never played team ever.
Speaker 3: It never He's never practiced with the Los Angeles Lakers once.
Speaker 2: So crap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he got in in that game. He was
Speaker 3: in the final six minutes of that game. And it's
Speaker 3: like Odo fouled out. It's like, dude, it's that bad.
Speaker 3: But they had it trade for a center, but they
Speaker 3: it was declined over hell, he's got He's had a
Speaker 3: lot of back injury stuff and so they the Laker
Speaker 3: doctors nixed it. Did the guy play again the rest
Speaker 3: of the season after that, Oh, he played great.
Speaker 2: He killed the Mavericks.
Speaker 3: And by the way, the guy that they were trading,
Speaker 3: the main guy, Connect, their first round pick. After that
Speaker 3: trade got nixed. He fell into a hole and couldn't
Speaker 3: get off the bench for the Lakers, So now their
Speaker 3: first round draft pick asset is kind of like, it's
Speaker 3: kind of like, what's happened to Jaden Hardy? Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: Like Jaden Hardy's trade value is diminished because he just
Speaker 3: fell into a hole and couldn't get out of it.
Speaker 2: That happened to Connect.
Speaker 3: And you know the other thing too, is like, I know,
Speaker 3: you guys think I'm doing a bit like I love
Speaker 3: Austin Reeves.
Speaker 2: I really do.
Speaker 3: They can't move forward with Austin Reeves playing next to
Speaker 3: Luka Doncic. One of the main reasons the Lakers lost
Speaker 3: that series is that they went up against a team
Speaker 3: that had a great inside presence, so they were gonna
Speaker 3: have to beat him shooting threes and beat him from
Speaker 3: the outside. Austin Reeves went ice cold. I mean, he
Speaker 3: was bad for five games. And they have to have
Speaker 3: Lebron Luca and Austin Reeves shooting lights out to go
Speaker 3: beat teams that are built like that. Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: thought Luke played great in the series. I thought Lebron
Speaker 3: played really well. Austin Reeves gave him next to nothing
Speaker 3: and it killed him.
Speaker 2: Question, would you trade Derek Lively for Austin Reeves if
Speaker 2: I'm the Mavericks? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh god, No, okay, and I love him. I'm just
Speaker 3: saying they need a big and you said they can't
Speaker 3: move forward. I think I think Derek Lively the Second
Speaker 3: is the best future player on the Mavericks, like and
Speaker 3: it's not even close like what he can develop into
Speaker 3: if he stays healthy. He can develop into a top
Speaker 3: twenty player in the league. If he stays healthy.
Speaker 2: What's Austin Reeves is trade?
Speaker 3: Well, it's high only he's only making like ten million dollars.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, for me personally, Derek Lively the Second,
Speaker 3: I'm like, if I'm trading him, I'm getting a real
Speaker 3: franchise changer. And as much as I like Austin Reeves,
Speaker 3: I'm not trading a seven footer that can do it.
Speaker 3: Derek Lively the Second can do Gaffer. I'd consider it,
Speaker 3: but because this team doesn't have any ball handlers.
Speaker 2: But that may be.
Speaker 3: Like, I mean, I don't are they giving the Lakers
Speaker 3: a big they need, right and are they've already given
Speaker 3: them Luca?
Speaker 2: I mean, hell? But can they whatever?
Speaker 3: Well, I want to say this, there were moments last
Speaker 3: night in Game five of the Lakers series where Dorian,
Speaker 3: Maxi and Luca were on.
Speaker 2: The floor for them. Kyrie was there too. Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: just watching on the front road. Made me sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that the Mavericks will ever be
Speaker 3: able to make a trade with the Lakers ever. Again,
Speaker 3: not with Nkos, the Gangs. I don't know that it
Speaker 3: can happen. You know, it's kind of like maybe they could,
Speaker 3: but it's kind of like, uh, the Cowboys drafting alignment
Speaker 3: from Michigan. I mean, at this point, it doesn't a
Speaker 3: defensive lineman. It doesn't make sense. But it's just the reality.
Speaker 3: The perception is the perception. But but realistically, if they
Speaker 3: if they, if the Lakers want to build a team
Speaker 3: around Luca, well the Mavericks have already done that. So
Speaker 3: they've got a roster that's right for the picking. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, And I'm not just saying I
Speaker 3: mean they to me, this is why the Mavericks didn't
Speaker 3: hang on to Jalen Brunson or didn't want to pay
Speaker 3: him all that money because they thought he's not a
Speaker 3: good fit next to Luca. He's a six foot non
Speaker 3: defensive offensive player. That's what Austin Reeves is sure, you know.
Speaker 3: And so it's like, you have one of the best
Speaker 3: players in the world, put the right kind of guys
Speaker 3: around him.
Speaker 2: That's what they have to go do.
Speaker 3: And they were nowhere near that roster wise, they were
Speaker 3: gonna have to play flawless offensively to beat the Timberwolves,
Speaker 3: and they couldn't. And now Luca's wearing it when I
Speaker 3: thought he played better than Lebron or Austin Reeves, right,
Speaker 3: he is absolutely wearing it. And is that just the
Speaker 3: way it's going to be for him? Because even if
Speaker 3: you know he wore it when he was on the mat,
Speaker 3: if you're if people think consider you an MVP and
Speaker 3: you're not balling out, then you're gonna catch it. It's
Speaker 3: just the way it is in the world. All right,
Speaker 3: let's let's carry this over. We'll keep this conversation go on.
Speaker 3: Let's go around the sports. Part two coming up, in
Speaker 3: just less than four minutes, so don't go anywhere.
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Speaker 3: first person, the first person that uses the iHeart app
Speaker 3: and hits the talkback feature and leaves a voice message
Speaker 3: with their name, their phone number, their email address, and
Speaker 3: the answer to this question. Which comedian where we talked
Speaker 3: about earlier is planning on fighting three fourteen year old boys.
Speaker 3: We were talking about this in the Hollywood Shuffle. If
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Speaker 3: you're gonna win that four packet tickets to see Ghosts.
Speaker 3: We have a news quickie involving a murdering porn star
Speaker 3: coming up at the bottom of the hour. But let's
Speaker 3: get back into some sports question for you. Yeah, shoot,
Speaker 3: so at well done so at the beginning of next season, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know that Kyrie Irving's going to miss half the
Speaker 3: season whatever he's gonna miss. At the beginning of the season,
Speaker 3: which team will have uh will nationally be favored more
Speaker 3: to do better in the Western Conference. MAVs are the
Speaker 3: Lakers because Lakers will have an off season to build
Speaker 3: around Lucas. I love that. Can you can you answer
Speaker 3: me one question? Can you can you just kip me
Speaker 3: ahead to May twelfth and tell me where to the
Speaker 3: Mavericks draft?
Speaker 2: Oh? Right, when do we find that out? May eleventh?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, just get ready in May twelfth. I don't know, Man,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like we're due. If they
Speaker 3: get a top four pick, I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 3: say the Mavericks, now, would they would they trade that
Speaker 3: for a more usable piece of veteran or draft It's
Speaker 3: a great question, but man, it's a hell of an asset. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know it's we're focused. We are hyper focused on
Speaker 3: this two and three year window because of the age
Speaker 3: and health of Anthony Davis and uh Kyrie. But I
Speaker 3: would also say they have a lot of good young
Speaker 3: players and good assets, and they're if they do get
Speaker 3: a top four pick, I mean they're going to have PJ. Washington,
Speaker 3: Gafford Lively, and a lottery pick in the top five
Speaker 3: from this year, all unto the age of twenty six. Okay,
Speaker 3: but but that's a big if to get in the
Speaker 3: top four. Will Is. Does Nico have the freedom to
Speaker 3: even cook like he would like to right now? Like,
Speaker 3: let's say that he comes up with some amazing trade,
Speaker 3: it might be hard to even I think he does.
Speaker 3: I just think I think if he didn't, he would
Speaker 3: be fired right now.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: But who's if he comes to the ownership and says, hey,
Speaker 3: I got a blockbuster deal. Are they going to even
Speaker 3: hear him out. Oh, they're gonna hear him out. They're
Speaker 3: gonna make some calls first, right, Like they more guardrails here, Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's more guard rail. I wouldn't be surprised if the
Speaker 3: first guy Patrick Dumont calls is Dirk honestly, right, Or
Speaker 3: they're also going to say, okay, now, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: we're not doing this, hey man, eleventh hour, We're gonna
Speaker 3: pull in people. You've got an assistant GM and matt
Speaker 3: Riccardi and Michael Finley both hold that position. So let's
Speaker 3: talk to all those guys. I just think the process
Speaker 3: will be different because of the national reaction. And you
Speaker 3: know the other thing too, is Patrick Dumont's a global
Speaker 3: business man. When the deal goes down, is he available?
Speaker 3: Is he somewhere else on the globe?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Is he and macau China?
Speaker 3: Like, I just think they'll do things differently because of
Speaker 3: the experience and all the backlash.
Speaker 2: But I still think.
Speaker 3: I think if Nico is gonna be the guy that's
Speaker 3: making the draft pick, there's no reason to believe Nico's
Speaker 3: not in charge. Did you hear Lebron last night when
Speaker 3: they were asking him about a center needing a center
Speaker 3: in his postgame press when you say he said, he
Speaker 3: goes I'm not going to comment, and they're like, why
Speaker 3: they go? Because Ad said we needed a center and
Speaker 3: he got traded the next week.
Speaker 2: Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 7: Damn.
Speaker 3: I mean, but let me ask you this, are you
Speaker 3: really going to care once the spur are rolling out
Speaker 3: wimby Giannis and dearon Fox to start next year? Just
Speaker 3: just prepare yourself for that.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, Mark that let me hear that again. So
Speaker 2: you think Giannis will go to San Antonio? I do
Speaker 2: four nights in May first, because I think that.
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of people are talking Oklahoma City,
Speaker 3: and I get it, But if you're Oklahoma City, do
Speaker 3: you want to disrupt this chemistry you have because I
Speaker 3: think I think, I think Oklahoma City and they're like,
Speaker 3: there's no guys on their old skuys like lou Dort.
Speaker 3: I mean, they're all babies, and they're and they're badass,
Speaker 3: and they love playing with each other and they still
Speaker 3: have a ton of assets. So just let's just see
Speaker 3: if it's a Boston Oklahoma City finals. I think Boston
Speaker 3: probably wins it one more time. But if you're Oklahoma City,
Speaker 3: are you are you gonna blow that up to add
Speaker 3: Giannis because you don't even know if Jannis and Shay
Speaker 3: will play great together?
Speaker 2: Right, like you have a thing. Meanwhile, the Spurs are like, dude.
Speaker 3: Have you seen how many picks the Spurs have, including
Speaker 3: the Mavericks twenty thirty pick. The Spurs have the Mavericks
Speaker 3: twenty thirty.
Speaker 2: That's going to be a top three pick. So oh no.
Speaker 3: They call Milwaukee and they go, hey, look at this
Speaker 3: that we're putting together three former first round players that
Speaker 3: currently start for us in three future lottery picks.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do Dames. That's what they
Speaker 2: should have got for Luca. That sucks, man. So I
Speaker 2: don't like talking about this stuff.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. Let's not talk about it, all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah golf, Yeah, let's not do that. Coming up next,
Speaker 3: there's been a murder and everyone's looking at a porn
Speaker 3: star as the guilty person. We'll talk about that. Note
Speaker 3: she's never had food like it. I think she said
Speaker 3: it was the best meal she's ever had in her life,
Speaker 3: and she's had some of the best food anyone's ever
Speaker 3: had cause she's one of the best players in the
Speaker 3: history of Yukon. That's exactly right. So get over to
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Speaker 3: been saying this a lot today because we're so excited
Speaker 3: about it. Tomorrow we're doing a live broadcast in Garland.
Speaker 3: You can come watch our show from three to six.
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Speaker 3: THESL USL Dallas Soccer Club is going to announce their
Speaker 3: team name. We've known there's a USL team coming to Dallas.
Speaker 3: We just haven't been able to release the name or
Speaker 3: see the crest or the colors. And that's all happening tomorrow,
Speaker 3: so you can come be a part of sports history,
Speaker 3: watch that happen and hang out with us, drink some beer,
Speaker 3: eat some pizza at Fortunate Son in Garland. That's from
Speaker 3: three to six, and then after they're going to Intrinsic
Speaker 3: for a postgame party. Is that right? And that's man,
Speaker 3: that's a really cool brewery and they have great barbecue there,
Speaker 3: so you just can't miss dude. Yeah, I guess it's
Speaker 3: a post show party. But right now it stand for this.
Speaker 3: Give me that news quickie.
Speaker 6: Man, I've got a wild one right here, thirty five
Speaker 6: year old porn star Yoston Mosquera. By the way, porn
Speaker 6: star is used to liberally porn actor. That's a great point.
Speaker 6: What percentage of porn actors are stars? Like the best
Speaker 6: of the best?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How many? Name them off the top of your head?
Speaker 3: Ben Lisa and oh he's out, Well, I have name disease.
Speaker 3: I can picture him. I'm picturing him right now. You
Speaker 3: want me to tell you what I'm picturing? Yeah? Wait,
Speaker 3: what Christina is saying? Who did you say, I.
Speaker 2: Would just expect you to rattle off all the women,
Speaker 2: so good time. Bet, Yeah, it was the one you like.
Speaker 3: Johnny Savage, Johnny Sins, Johnny Sis, Peter North, Peter North,
Speaker 3: my guy, what man? Yeah, Kendre lust but hi Big
Speaker 3: Ben Alexis Texas.
Speaker 6: I saw her crawling around on some someone on TMZ
Speaker 6: the other.
Speaker 3: Day, crawling around sark that those are the big four,
Speaker 3: those are the only stars.
Speaker 6: So this guy's name Iso Justin Mosquerra, and he's accused
Speaker 6: of decapitating a couple. Oh that's told, before stuffing their
Speaker 6: remains in a suitcase.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: And these suitcases were found on a bridge over in England.
Speaker 2: Mate. Now he is.
Speaker 6: Denying the murder charges and innocent until proven guilty. I
Speaker 6: do believe in that the murders are sixty two year
Speaker 6: old Albert Alfonso and seventy one year old Paul Longworth.
Speaker 3: Okay, come on, man, what long a porn star married
Speaker 3: or murdered a guy named Longworth?
Speaker 2: Long girth?
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's twice his age, your honor. I was only
Speaker 3: guilty of murdering that ass.
Speaker 6: Prosecutor said, Well, a prosecutor said that. Mosquetra claimed he
Speaker 6: was having extreme sex. Oh extreme hens a quote, extreme
Speaker 6: sex with the sixty two year old Albert Alfonso at
Speaker 6: the time of the alleged attack.
Speaker 2: Isn't that possible? How extreme was it? Yeah? So poh uh,
Speaker 2: they popped the top.
Speaker 3: Off that thing.
Speaker 6: Apparently there's a clip of him singing and dancing after
Speaker 6: the attack too.
Speaker 2: That's gonna probably get him in court. What kind of
Speaker 2: a song. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: This reminds me. He's probably sobbing and singing Happy birthday
Speaker 3: to me. Uh, he's probably kicking their heads like a soccer.
Speaker 2: Well, that was a weird one.
Speaker 3: I think, like, if you're murder guy and you end
Speaker 3: up taking the bodies and chopping them up and putting
Speaker 3: them in a suitcase, you kind of missed your calling
Speaker 3: because you easily could have just been you know, like
Speaker 3: autopsy and balmer guy and not like, no, you go
Speaker 3: to jail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just tough man.
Speaker 3: He may have wanted to go to jail for extreme sex. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the extreme sex. I wonder think about the extreme sex
Speaker 3: he could have in jail.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Now, according to the outlet The Guardian, Moscato was paid
Speaker 6: to engage in these sex acts with Alfonso, so Alfonso,
Speaker 6: the sixty two year old man is asking this thirty
Speaker 6: five year old guy to fly overseas and do me.
Speaker 6: And so that's well, that's.
Speaker 3: One of the quote unquote extreme sections taking place. So
Speaker 3: the other guy's watching, you know, Longworth was attacked first
Speaker 3: with the hammer to the head.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, the noggin I should say, probably was
Speaker 6: he not close enough.
Speaker 2: When you say a hammer, Yeah, that's a tough way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Really, there's a lot of things that probably should reword.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got pounded to what you're saying with your reporting.
Speaker 3: Then a guy broke his skull here yep, and his
Speaker 3: body is now and let's show some reverence. Best in peace.
Speaker 2: There you go. He smashed He smashed him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but can we just show a little bit of
Speaker 6: respect to this guy whose remains are stuffed inside of
Speaker 6: Samsonit right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah? After that would be good after paying to watch
Speaker 3: extreme sex. I mean.
Speaker 2: Now it says here.
Speaker 6: That Albert alf Alfonso, the other guy, he was uh,
Speaker 6: he died of repeated stab wounds to his face and body.
Speaker 6: His body. So there's your news, quickie. Someone told me
Speaker 6: the other day, they said there's been some darker stories
Speaker 6: lately coming from Kevin, and I'm like, look, I don't
Speaker 6: make the news. I report on the news. Have you
Speaker 6: guys heard about the Connecticut cannibal. No, there's a guy
Speaker 6: who is about to be released from prison on good behavior,
Speaker 6: who has eaten people before, cannibal walking among us. That's
Speaker 6: gonna happen, dark story turner. I know, man, and I
Speaker 6: give you the details on that. Sometime in twenty thirty
Speaker 6: other I looked up the synonyms for the word head
Speaker 6: and did you know some people are calling the head
Speaker 6: the nut?
Speaker 3: Did you look it up on an urban dictionary.
Speaker 2: Let's stay ahead of it.
Speaker 6: Right here, big Today game, really good, next, beautiful stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is beautiful stuff. Yeah, this is coming
Speaker 3: your way in just over three minutes. Don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3: The Today game next.
Speaker 2: But right now it's time for this speaking. You guys
Speaker 2: know what today is?
Speaker 6: Thursday, Mayday, Thursday, it's May first. Yeah, it's May first.
Speaker 6: So let's take a look at what we did in April.
Speaker 6: How about that? Oh that's great, Christina, you were gone
Speaker 6: last week when this happened. But Ben had the giggles
Speaker 6: on I think it was Wednesday of last week and
Speaker 6: he was discussing the joke was so funny in his
Speaker 6: head he couldn't get it out the.
Speaker 2: First time fast.
Speaker 6: So Ben was discussing his nickname and growing up. For
Speaker 6: years I was called.
Speaker 2: Oh what was it?
Speaker 3: For years I was called horse Dom?
Speaker 2: Why? I don't know by the coach.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I think, Hi, horseedm get out
Speaker 3: here and give me twenty man. Come on the coaches.
Speaker 3: How you doing bush ups with no arms? Hey, horse Dom,
Speaker 3: get over here, horse Tom.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it had to do with you share what
Speaker 3: horse dung. Come to think of it, I think it
Speaker 3: was horse even stranger who says dum? Who says dung?
Speaker 3: Socially Yeah, like people in Brad Baisley songs. Look, this
Speaker 3: is the worst show on the radio, and if you're
Speaker 3: listening to it, that says a lot about you.
Speaker 2: That's on your.
Speaker 3: Horse.
Speaker 2: Horse ass is a funny nickname for someone. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had someone asked me for my email address last
Speaker 3: night and I told him it was horse dong Rogers
Speaker 3: that get that butt dot org.
Speaker 2: And that is your Kentucky Derby preview. Why why is it?
Speaker 3: Are trying to get back bro get back community?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, one serving at a time.
Speaker 6: Now, I think, uh, the problem with the nickname conversation
Speaker 6: that we were having. Thank you guys for asking me
Speaker 6: about my nickname and how I got KT, which is
Speaker 6: pretty simple because my name is Kevin Turner. But here's
Speaker 6: the discussion that got real dark. It's like what a
Speaker 6: coach would start calling you, like in junior high and
Speaker 6: KT was easy? Is that what the coaches called to?
Speaker 6: What the coaches like the most about your athleticism? I
Speaker 6: think what it was is how limber?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh god, oh man? That got dark? They did
Speaker 2: they ever get caught taught doing what coaching.
Speaker 3: He stretched before, like every team pray, don't don't get defensive.
Speaker 2: You're talking about hot coaching.
Speaker 3: Hey man, it's okay, we're with you.
Speaker 2: I thought everyone played their role perfectly there.
Speaker 6: The only thing I would ask I have Arianna our
Speaker 6: backup is dropped that music out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the woe and Ben's la Ben's laughing.
Speaker 3: It was is how limber? Yeah? Oh god, oh man,
Speaker 3: that got dark? He's living?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Snightly Whipper, last whip, last.
Speaker 2: Incredible cut back to four packs a day.
Speaker 6: Let's give Christina some shine well or she does she
Speaker 6: need to go put her nose in the corner. And
Speaker 6: this one is funny because also one person on the
Speaker 6: show didn't catch it.
Speaker 3: To your point that the guy who makes that Mike
Speaker 3: White note, maybe he walked up to the ledge.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna jump off the ledge. Yeah, not jumping.
Speaker 6: Pretty dark but not I were saying, because we're to
Speaker 6: get into the last of us this Sunday night. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and it's like that into Baby Billy's penis on the
Speaker 6: righteous gymstone.
Speaker 2: We are talking like a docking situation.
Speaker 3: But the penguin, the penguin that's taking it to the
Speaker 3: darkest place. Here's this sweet character and we're gonna murder
Speaker 3: him on camera. A man, I was gonna finally finish
Speaker 3: the penguin this week. We don't know which character I'm
Speaker 3: doing now, there's only one sweet character in the whole show. Ben.
Speaker 3: We're gonna put Christina in time out and we hits
Speaker 3: to the four o'clock hour. I think we're gonna play
Speaker 3: some Don Dawkin later in the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: We play rock music.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's the easy app for any docking joke. The
Speaker 6: band docin Christina, I.
Speaker 3: Don't even know what it means.
Speaker 2: Can we explain it, Christina.
Speaker 5: That's when a boat like goes up to the pier
Speaker 5: and they set up doc and they dock the boat.
Speaker 3: What is it a metaphor for? Yeah, it's a metaphor.
Speaker 3: What Oh, that's probably foreshadowing.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: Is one of the boats circumcised.
Speaker 2: Named that.
Speaker 6: Let's do one quick one right here, and then we'll
Speaker 6: come back with the more, with with the more, with
Speaker 6: some more. Actually I have two right here. They're very quick.
Speaker 2: Ben's had some some wild noises come out of him
Speaker 2: last month. Crazy. Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 2: It happens to the best of them. All right, there
Speaker 2: you have it. Man, I had a rough weekend, right
Speaker 2: all right, there you have it.
Speaker 3: Here we go Ben, Okay, So why why do we
Speaker 3: think that this movie was successful when so many other
Speaker 3: treats recently have not been? Your roller coaster took off before,
Speaker 3: when so many other treats recently have not been?
Speaker 2: Oh god, what some more here in a second? Right,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 3: It is the Ben in Skin Show nine point one
Speaker 3: the Eagle. Now we are halfway through our April clips
Speaker 3: with a p of the month, and here with the
Speaker 3: clips is Kevin Turner.
Speaker 6: Now, Skin made it out pretty easy of the last segment,
Speaker 6: So we should start out with him.
Speaker 2: Great, this is a very confusing phrase that he brought up.
Speaker 6: We were discussing Chance the Rapper for some reason, and
Speaker 6: I don't I don't even know why this happened.
Speaker 3: Guys, Chance the Rappers thirty two. You know, he's just
Speaker 3: waiting for some stuff to pop.
Speaker 2: You waiting for some stuff to pop? You know what
Speaker 2: they about?
Speaker 3: Anyone?
Speaker 2: Hello, guy, your age shital You could say.
Speaker 3: That about anyone.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Anyone that you haven't heard from it a while. What
Speaker 3: are they doing? Well, they're just waiting for some stuff
Speaker 3: to pop. Ald friend of fifteen years now, he's just
Speaker 3: waiting for some stuff to pop. I challenge every listener
Speaker 3: to bring this up in a conversation with someone. Hey,
Speaker 3: whatever happened to your cousin, Joel? I think he's just
Speaker 3: waiting for some stuff to pop. Guys, career, ma'am.
Speaker 6: We should give Skin a little bit of credit for
Speaker 6: how he ended the show one day, though.
Speaker 3: I think like there's just a whole generation of people,
Speaker 3: or a couple of generations of people that are like, oh,
Speaker 3: so that's my dad.
Speaker 2: Interesting, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I told you guys, this we have a
Speaker 3: whole new half sister on Tricia's fat family that we
Speaker 3: never knew he had. And her dad was like, I
Speaker 3: remember that lady went back to Sweden right after our day.
Speaker 3: Never knew Wow, and then you know she reaches out
Speaker 3: to him when she's fifty.
Speaker 2: Happened to down Nelson? Was there contraception back then?
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it just didn't feel as good. Christina,
Speaker 3: are you going to play music before.
Speaker 2: The MAVs game?
Speaker 7: Shit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got a little bit. I'm going to play.
Speaker 2: What are you thinking of playing the good stuff? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see you tomorrow. That's a horrible retort by me.
Speaker 3: Well, all the way to end it, you were just
Speaker 3: waiting for some stuff.
Speaker 2: I was just in shock by what you said.
Speaker 6: My question stands, was their contraception in the like when
Speaker 6: we're condoms in then?
Speaker 2: Hey, Siri, I can't believe I'm googling it.
Speaker 3: This is what it control was when mid eighteen hundred?
Speaker 3: When were condoms invented?
Speaker 2: Ancient Egypt one thousand BC?
Speaker 3: Really, I mean the rhythm method goes back to dinosaurs.
Speaker 6: LATEX nineteen twenties.
Speaker 5: Get this.
Speaker 6: Charles Goodyear patented the process of vulcanizing rubber. Those rubber
Speaker 6: condoms in eighteen fifty five. Shout out to Spot so
Speaker 6: pretty cool tires, goodyear. If you'd like to do business,
Speaker 6: email me Kevin Turntmedia.
Speaker 2: Dot Com send that air tech to him right now.
Speaker 2: Eddie Martinez so happy.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: It was like a national vibe. We'll figure it out.
Speaker 3: They started off they were made of linen.
Speaker 2: Linen. Oh you can wash them, yes, so reusable gum.
Speaker 2: Worse for the girl.
Speaker 3: Take it out to the bucket of soap. Here's a
Speaker 3: Ben's wild tease from last week. Fascinating right before, right
Speaker 3: before live Spot with one of our valued clients. Fascinating discussion.
Speaker 3: All right, coming up next? Uh should porn be taught
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Speaker 3: Orchard dot com right now, Orchard dot com. Wow, Orchard
Speaker 3: dot com. That prompted a message from our California friend,
Speaker 3: Jesse Kubadet, who was listening.
Speaker 6: Look, this is something that happened a while back, beginning
Speaker 6: of the month in April. As we're going through the
Speaker 6: best clips of the show from April, though, the one
Speaker 6: thing that happened on the show over the last month, though,
Speaker 6: that I was asked about at parties right, ask you
Speaker 6: encounters in public?
Speaker 2: You know, people were bringing this one up. Sorry.
Speaker 6: Here we go, and it begins with skin discussing the
Speaker 6: Washington Wizards lineup.
Speaker 2: For some reason.
Speaker 3: Here's who was on the floor for Washington though, Bob Carrington,
Speaker 3: love him. A. J. Johnson, J. T. Thor my guy,
Speaker 3: Anthony Gill and Tristan Vukcevich.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So Washington was doing their best to win that game.
Speaker 3: And Sacramento. I still spit the day.
Speaker 2: Have you seen there? It's like a Ji league. Maybe
Speaker 2: it was a two way guy from Washington. Dev Hour, Wait,
Speaker 2: who's this for? For Washington? What's his name? He's like
Speaker 2: Skinny three point shog dev Hour? Okay, is he a
Speaker 2: draft pick for him? Dev Hour? Des nuts.
Speaker 3: I want to thank everyone for tuning into the Eagle.
Speaker 2: The most shocking picks I've ever heard said coming up
Speaker 2: next to today game. Okay, there you go. It's good,
Speaker 2: Dev Hour.
Speaker 3: People ask me about it at parties too. Yeah, can
Speaker 3: you invite Kevin to this party so he can ask
Speaker 3: him about that time?
Speaker 2: It was just so good because the questions are coming back. Wait, wait,
Speaker 2: will use draft draft had no idea?
Speaker 6: Also does the beginning of does the beginning of the
Speaker 6: Washington Wizards lineup?
Speaker 2: Does this suck a boy band to you?
Speaker 3: Here's who was on the floor for Washington though, Bob
Speaker 3: Carrington love him? A. J.
Speaker 2: Johnson, J. T. Thorpe, J T Ay.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 6: We were discussing to get why Brad Paisley was the
Speaker 6: NFL Draft concert headliner. This is the moment of the month,
Speaker 6: and uh, we're just kind of looking at some of
Speaker 6: his songs and how he got him.
Speaker 2: What's his most famous song, Brad Paisley.
Speaker 6: I think it's the one where he's having sex with
Speaker 6: those fish but on the tires too.
Speaker 3: Oh man, my hat. I think it's my hat is
Speaker 3: my heart. No, this bitch won't shut up?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: What about that's a dog right there? Oh? What about?
Speaker 3: What about this song where he identifies dogs? We danced
Speaker 3: Mike a song about looking back at everything? He goes,
Speaker 3: what am I gonna call it?
Speaker 2: Call it?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: I got another song called ate something. Last night, wait,
Speaker 2: hold on something? I was doing caught supper round there
Speaker 2: at the gas station.
Speaker 3: That's another one. Just it's just the most banal observational stuff.
Speaker 3: This roadt this.
Speaker 2: Road standardy well, everything's got some deep meaning.
Speaker 3: What you mean metaphor? Boy?
Speaker 2: Just say what you see?
Speaker 3: What do you mean metaphor? I met her so I
Speaker 3: can have sex with her. That's what I'm meta for.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Coming up next, we'll turn our attention back to the
Speaker 3: Dallas Cowboys. Of course, back to the Dallas cow Oh
Speaker 3: that was so good, Ben, so good. All right, Coming
Speaker 3: up next, we've been laughing a lot, but something got
Speaker 3: really serious in the news and we will take a
Speaker 3: look at it because it was scary, and we will
Speaker 3: do it next right here on ninety seven point one Dague.
Speaker 4: And now it's time for Basis Sweet Day Up Day,
Speaker 4: featuring veteran news anchor kt fon tweets hear of the
Speaker 4: important stories he's currently tracking from around the world.
Speaker 6: All Right, a man is in critical condition after a
Speaker 6: twenty one foot fall from his seat last night. This
Speaker 6: is during the Pirates and Cubs game. And this happened
Speaker 6: Pirates outfielder Andrew McCutchen. You know, he has a base hit,
Speaker 6: so players are running around the bases. Yeah, he had
Speaker 6: like a two run double players run around the bases,
Speaker 6: and this is not captured by TV cameras. There was
Speaker 6: cell phone cover at least I haven't seen any TV cameras,
Speaker 6: but there's cell phone footage that you can get of
Speaker 6: someone who just happened to be able to see it.
Speaker 2: And then it's kind of far away and this guy
Speaker 2: falls from the front row.
Speaker 6: They're calling it the Roberto Clemente Wall, so it's not
Speaker 6: quite as high as like your traditional second deck of
Speaker 6: a ballpark would be, but it's still higher than the
Speaker 6: normal like wall, and he lands on the warning track, shirtless,
Speaker 6: and it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I did see, by the way, one you guys might
Speaker 3: have seen this. I did see one shot from the
Speaker 3: broadcast that was from behind home plate where you could
Speaker 3: see I guess it's McCutcheon round and second and you
Speaker 3: can see it in the background.
Speaker 2: And I did see that. Oh wow, i'n't seen that one.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not like a close up of him, but
Speaker 3: it's just a shot from behind the catcher and you
Speaker 3: just see something falling in the background. First thing I
Speaker 3: thought of was the firefighter who passed away at the ballpark.
Speaker 3: She havingstone. Yeah, yeah, Shenonstone statue. I was there covering
Speaker 3: that game in the press box, and I remember someone
Speaker 3: in the media made a quip like they kind of laughed,
Speaker 3: and I was like, man, that's concrete down there, Like
Speaker 3: have you ever been back here?
Speaker 2: That's concrete? Like he's that's not good. And I think
Speaker 2: that was like ten or eleven.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know how high that was actually because
Speaker 6: that was the old ballpark, in the big left field wall,
Speaker 6: but twenty one feet is a long waist. Now, this
Speaker 6: immediately breaks out on Twitter and you have people going,
Speaker 6: didd he jump, And honestly, if you are watching it
Speaker 6: from far away on the cell phone camera footage, it
Speaker 6: does look like he rose and jumped. But then if
Speaker 6: you zoom in and then you slow it down, you
Speaker 6: can see him trying to grab for it, and it
Speaker 6: looks like he slipped.
Speaker 3: He like rose and like maybe the rail was slick
Speaker 3: or something, and some like it's high. So it's still
Speaker 3: not it's not even above your like up to your
Speaker 3: waist if you were standing up. I always get nervous
Speaker 3: and upper decked. Oh yeah, you always do too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't think he jumped because his body was spinning. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, like you're gonna But even if you think
Speaker 3: about so twenty one feet, that's basically two stories, right,
Speaker 3: Like jumping completely off to a second story building. Man,
Speaker 3: that would be tough to do, even if you were
Speaker 3: planning it. Like if you were in a two story
Speaker 3: building that was on fire and you had to jump,
Speaker 3: I would just assume you'd break both your legs if
Speaker 3: you did that, right, especially at our age. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: that dude spun over that rail and just went hurling
Speaker 3: towards earth. I can't believe he's alive because he lands
Speaker 3: on his back and neck. Yeah he did, he did,
Speaker 3: get I didn't see how he landed well.
Speaker 6: But I guess you know, again from that footage from
Speaker 6: that cell phone, it's it's far away, so maybe you
Speaker 6: can't tell. His face is real bloody because he's on
Speaker 6: his back when the EMS crews are out there and
Speaker 6: you see, you know, I did see the clip of
Speaker 6: the you know, the TV badcast where the Pirates players
Speaker 6: like all motion, that's all they can show, you know,
Speaker 6: right right, and they're all running out there, so I
Speaker 6: don't know. They also said they only had eleven thousand
Speaker 6: fans in attendants. It's a weird, you know, aside here.
Speaker 5: But it's.
Speaker 2: Like, no one's going to those games.
Speaker 3: I guess, man, I you know, has mccutch and Ben
Speaker 3: and Pittsburgh the entire time he went away for a
Speaker 3: little bit, he did came back because I was sitting
Speaker 3: there going, is he there? Michael Young?
Speaker 2: Has he just been there forever? He went to the
Speaker 2: Phillies for a.
Speaker 3: Bit and then came back. Uh, let's let's focus on
Speaker 3: the shirtless part. Is that allowed anywhere to sporting man
Speaker 3: just at any time, just you're welcome to go shirtless.
Speaker 3: I think baseball is different because and they're they're ballparks
Speaker 3: outdoors right. Oh yeah, yeah, I think baseball I think it. Well,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't say baseball. I think football stadiums and baseball
Speaker 3: stadiums that are outdoors. I think it's common to see
Speaker 3: because you know, dudes will paint their boobs. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, what's the temperature up there in Pittsburgh too?
Speaker 6: I mean talking if it's ninety degrees in Pittsburgh, that's
Speaker 6: that's that's a lot for them to handle, Oh for them,
Speaker 6: specifically for them people of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like hot for them. Yeah, So that's all
Speaker 2: I was kind of kind of.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: That was another thing, the shirt off. Someone did tweet
Speaker 6: They're like, yeah, I don't really like They're like, yeah,
Speaker 6: he definitely. This was the tweet from one person on Twitter.
Speaker 6: Imagine that was he definitely jumped.
Speaker 2: He was shirtless.
Speaker 6: And someone was like, look, people attend these games shirtless
Speaker 6: all the time. I remember sitting out in the outfield too,
Speaker 6: now that I'm thinking about it, I remember the early
Speaker 6: days of Cuban. He would let shirtless guys get in
Speaker 6: the arena for free. Remember when he was just rowdy
Speaker 6: fans from the plaza. I just, uh, yeah, I wonder,
Speaker 6: I wonder what his blood alcohol level is going to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah too, because if you just see somebody shirtless falling,
Speaker 3: You're like, Okay, they're partying, they're having a great time,
Speaker 3: and just got it. Got to be a dangerous situation.
Speaker 2: All right, Kerry, very very scary story. All right.
Speaker 3: Coming up next, it's the Big Finish and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: bring you five new songs from the Internet. That's right
Speaker 3: coming up next in less than four minutes, The Scroll Patrol,
Speaker 3: Don't miss It, Don't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: It is The Ben and Skin Show ninety some point one.
Speaker 2: The Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with us today.
Speaker 3: Don't forget Ben and I are partners in a brewery
Speaker 3: up in Salina called Rollertown beer Works, and we're so
Speaker 3: proud of it and we love having people come on
Speaker 3: up there and hang out with us. Now, this is
Speaker 3: a really big weekend because we're kind of having our
Speaker 3: pre Sinco de Mayo weekend. And you're sitting here going, Okay,
Speaker 3: what old does that entail? Well, I got a little
Speaker 3: something for you. One of my favorite people food entities
Speaker 3: to come out to Rollertown is Jazzy Tacos. They're going
Speaker 3: to be there with Big Lou Mitchellatas. And one of
Speaker 3: the things that we're doing is we are celebrating the
Speaker 3: release of our incredible Mexican lagger, the Umbre Lobo Man.
Speaker 3: It is a fantastic Mexican lagger. We bring it out
Speaker 3: this time of year every year, and now is the time.
Speaker 3: So going up there and enjoy it. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: a great weekend up there. We have live comedy. We
Speaker 3: had seth on earlier talking about his show. Well, we're
Speaker 3: gonna have live comedy at Rollertown on Saturday night and
Speaker 3: it is free, so if you want to get any
Speaker 3: of that in this weekend, by all means out up
Speaker 3: to Rollertown Beer Works, And of course you can get
Speaker 3: it at restaurants like Fortunate Sun where We're gonna be tomorrow,
Speaker 3: good Friend, the Nook, American Airline Center, chop Shop, all
Speaker 3: these great places carry Rollertown asked for it by name.
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for this oh yeah, yeah
Speaker 3: things on.
Speaker 1: This scowling.
Speaker 2: Big oh troll bung and this snake some school.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: I just said, it's screw Thank you, Steve. It is
Speaker 2: the Scroll Patrol.
Speaker 3: And I've been Rodgers know how to use the Internet
Speaker 3: a little bit better than my coworkers. They're just scared
Speaker 3: of tainting their algorithm, and I specifically search for taint
Speaker 3: on my algorithm. So it's great work when I can
Speaker 3: just bring some new things to them. And one of
Speaker 3: the things I've been stumbling across of late are just
Speaker 3: really really bad songs. There's no barriers to entry to
Speaker 3: the social media music industry. All you got to do
Speaker 3: is be able to make a video, make a song.
Speaker 2: Boom.
Speaker 3: It's out there in the world, and for some reason,
Speaker 3: the algorithm loves feeding me these terrible songs. Now, usually
Speaker 3: we listen to the songs and we all pick a
Speaker 3: winner and try to determine what is the best of
Speaker 3: the worst songs based on our own criteria. And last
Speaker 3: week or last time we did it, we were deadlocked
Speaker 3: two to two, and so we should probably revisit that
Speaker 3: before we get started.
Speaker 6: Katie, let's break that time here, Shut the f up
Speaker 6: by Clever and Blade.
Speaker 2: Hey man, I just want to let you know that
Speaker 2: sometimes and this current time is just one of those times.
Speaker 2: All right, pretty good? I love it.
Speaker 6: Me and Christina voted for that, but you guys voted
Speaker 6: for making Cheese at Night by Clooner about white, I need.
Speaker 1: A bit of gift top Taylor Swift new heikes if
Speaker 1: she ain't doing long, I'm a pass.
Speaker 2: My price.
Speaker 3: Like gas Chicken.
Speaker 1: Then late on a Sunday, they hate me like Garfield hate.
Speaker 2: Monday Rappers camp me. I never gave them considered.
Speaker 4: A right.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you guys? The song you pick just
Speaker 3: sounds like cake. It just sounds like a cake song.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they probably actually it's a cake cover song.
Speaker 3: More LCD sounds.
Speaker 2: I thought the same thing. More LCD. We're bouncing on irs.
Speaker 3: The spirit of this segment is clearly what Klooner is doing.
Speaker 2: Wait, what's his name? Is that enough to swing it?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 2: You vote for what song you like the most. I
Speaker 2: like that one the most.
Speaker 3: All right, so uh still deadline?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, here we go on to shoot a No,
Speaker 3: you can do it. You can do it against skin
Speaker 3: for the wind all right?
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh we're doing the rock one to shoot, one
Speaker 2: to shoot. Clooner gets the wind.
Speaker 3: Hey, can you guys can go listen to that North
Speaker 3: Texas alternative station. I'll be playing that cake song a
Speaker 3: little later today, so Clooner gets a chance to advance
Speaker 3: this week. There's five new songs you guys have to hear.
Speaker 3: Uh Now, I have a hard time remembering if I've
Speaker 3: brought these songs to the table at any point over
Speaker 3: the last