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Speaker 2: let's start in South Carolina. We got some monkey business
Speaker 2: going on South Carolina. Forty three monkeys have escaped from
Speaker 2: a South Carolina research facility and are on the run.
Speaker 2: Who showed us that? A group of very young female monkeys. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like a monkey break out of Alpha Genesis.
Speaker 2: Forget who showed that to me? No, they were gonna
Speaker 2: be pride my eyeballs open important stuff in them to
Speaker 2: test and poke and prod.
Speaker 1: I'd be looking. I'm looking for ways to bust out.
Speaker 1: It's just like those cows last week. They were getting
Speaker 1: ready to go to the slaughterhouse. They escaped the back
Speaker 1: of the semi Oh yeah, one of them got away, right,
Speaker 1: They still didn't find No, No, they.
Speaker 2: Rounded up all those cows.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: No, this is a forty three monkeys. Uh Reese's McCaw monkeys,
Speaker 2: all females. They're too young to carry disease, according to
Speaker 2: the police statement, So they don't think there's really any
Speaker 2: kind of health threat. But UH residents are strongly advised
Speaker 2: this in Where is this? Yem yemassie yumassy Uh. South
Speaker 2: Carolina residents are strongly advised to keep doors and windows
Speaker 2: secure to prevent uh these monkeys from entering here. Oh
Speaker 2: you don't want monkey business? No, no, no. Anyone who
Speaker 2: finds a monkey should not interact with it, but instead
Speaker 2: call nine one one. Are these the red Eye monkeys?
Speaker 2: They're they're reeseus McCaw. Okay, yeah, they're not red Eye.
Speaker 2: You know the red Eye I'm talking about. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: wonder if they're heading south to hang out with those
Speaker 2: monkeys that we have, you know here, the wild ones
Speaker 2: could be little uh, because there's some dudes there, I know.
Speaker 2: In that monkey you get crazy monkey love, jungle love.
Speaker 2: You drive him in mad, make him crazy, he's crazy.
Speaker 2: What you got a second, Steve Miller? Yeah I do.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking if you were an animal, I
Speaker 2: could see you as a monkey poof Flinger. Oh god
Speaker 2: you would Yeah. That would be all day, all night,
Speaker 2: Taco would never they would never get old with you. No,
Speaker 2: I would love it.
Speaker 1: I told you when we were kids, there was one
Speaker 1: of the Sanford Zoo. It was like a big monkey,
Speaker 1: like almost like a not an eight anyway, whatever, a
Speaker 1: rangutang or something, and this thing would spit at you.
Speaker 1: It could spit like from here ten feet away. We
Speaker 1: were standing there making faces at it, and it went
Speaker 1: just like this and spit right in my face.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He was a poof flinger too. He did it all.
Speaker 1: My aunt was sitting there resting piece ann Mary, and
Speaker 1: she gets you kind of deserved it, Bobby.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was a little monkey growing up, dude, think about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could see what if you were an animal?
Speaker 2: What would you be? And you the listener as well,
Speaker 2: Pat slug, you wouldn't. He's mad like a sloth. Slug,
Speaker 2: a slug, the thing that people put salt on to kill.
Speaker 2: I would just sit there and attach myself to a
Speaker 2: couch like I do as a human, and be watching
Speaker 2: slug football. Yes, dude, that would be like so slow
Speaker 2: slug football.
Speaker 1: It's not to be confused with flag football, but there'd
Speaker 1: be a line on it in Vegas if it existed.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, And here he goes.
Speaker 1: He's he's at the half, he's at that three quarter
Speaker 1: yard one yard slug football.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. They don't even get a first
Speaker 2: down and it's time for commercial. Speaking of football, Pope,
Speaker 2: Francis football fan. I said, I think he was, Well,
Speaker 2: you would think he is because his uh he's an
Speaker 2: active user on X. Somebody said the monkey has pronounced
Speaker 2: ma cock. No stop, I know what that is. It's
Speaker 2: it's macaw, I believe anyway, I don't know what now France.
Speaker 2: So if you see monkeys, call the police, hope, hope Francis,
Speaker 2: you would think he's a football fan, in particular of
Speaker 2: the New Orleans Saints. He's been. When he gets on
Speaker 2: X and does anything where he mentions the word Saints,
Speaker 2: he'll hashtag Saints. It automatically brings up the Saints emojih.
Speaker 2: That's too funny. I bet he has no idea. Apparently, though,
Speaker 2: the New Orleans Saints organization is getting a huge kick.
Speaker 1: Out of this.
Speaker 2: I bet they love it. Think about it. They've been
Speaker 2: reposting the Pope's messages thanking him for his prayers. We
Speaker 2: need them right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do Knowlan's there. There's a they're religious, and
Speaker 1: I believe it's Catholic. So you got the Pope, you know,
Speaker 1: rooting on your Saints. It's gonna now that you know,
Speaker 1: God found out through the news story. God let the
Speaker 1: monkeys be free too, as long as they're not injuring people.
Speaker 2: Uh, then let's go to Canada. Finally for this, one
Speaker 2: Canadian couple was doing some renovations. Then they were opening
Speaker 2: up a wall. Inside they found one hundred and tense
Speaker 2: stuffed animals stuffed inside plastic bags and apparently used as
Speaker 2: insulation for what they the The stuffed animals were used
Speaker 2: by whoever lived there before, as in wallation. It's not
Speaker 2: a bad idea. I think you're gonna say they're filled
Speaker 2: with drugs. No, they they're all in great shape, so
Speaker 2: they u's gotta beatation. I think I got something here
Speaker 2: from that couple with what they realized to do a
Speaker 2: little bit more about this. Then the internet wanted more
Speaker 2: and I said, oh.
Speaker 1: My gosh, that looks exactly like my fluffy So I
Speaker 1: was devastated.
Speaker 2: As a kid, I've always been searching for it. These
Speaker 2: mean something to someone, right, it's nostalgia. Yeah, if you
Speaker 2: can make a difference, why not? What's Connor and Brianne.
Speaker 2: I'd sell it to everybody. I'd be like, hey, you
Speaker 2: guys want your stuffed animals back? Ten plush animals? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would that be a fire hazard. What do you think.
Speaker 1: I don't know if insulation is fire hazard. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't think that they're putting it up there. No, I'm
Speaker 1: saying stuffed animals that is insulation. Yeah, probably, I mean,
Speaker 1: but I don't know.
Speaker 2: So what do you I'm getting some people who lived
Speaker 2: there before, probably a bunch of kids that grew out
Speaker 2: of their you know, stuffed animals. Rather than throw them away,
Speaker 2: They're like, hey, we can read purpose these well takers.
Speaker 2: We want stuffed animals a sign in the front yard.
Speaker 2: And they just didn't say it was for insulation. That
Speaker 2: is really smart, man, because those things would keep you
Speaker 2: warmer and cooler during certain whatever times, during the normal insallation.
Speaker 2: This would be my luck, though, if if I ever
Speaker 2: decided to open up a wall, I'd find something stupid
Speaker 2: like this rather than the cool you know, stacks of
Speaker 2: cash hidden in the wall from dope dealers.
Speaker 1: And we opened all and fed a bun of bud
Speaker 1: can exactly as somebody, you know, one of the workers,
Speaker 1: somebody said, you remember the spitting monkey. That's cool, So
Speaker 1: somebody else remembered it, Sandford Zoo's Apparently you're not the
Speaker 1: You're not the only one who pissed him off.
Speaker 2: Every He spitted everybody. He was a nasty little effort.
Speaker 2: I tell you what did they? Did he die? Or
Speaker 2: could they?
Speaker 1: Monkeys live a long time? Don't they doubt he's sot?
Speaker 1: If I was eight, I don't know. Monkey, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not googling it. It's Friday.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Harambe, was it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, This spit rang stuck in the morning. This is
Speaker 2: lincher Tako Jr. R.