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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll let you taco one on one one w JRR.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right? Uh, just a reminder

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<v Speaker 2>couple housekeeping things here. One thousand dollars cash prize to

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<v Speaker 2>rock the bank, first chance of the day. That'll happen

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<v Speaker 2>right around nine oh five. You those keywords each hour,

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<v Speaker 2>entering them at WJR dot com for a chance to

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<v Speaker 2>one one thousand dollars. Uh, before that, we'll do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You say it. We played. You've still got about fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>minutes to throw your vote in on the JR Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>page if you haven't voted yet this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're voting on Motorhead. This was a listener requested Motorhead.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually several listeners have been on me for when you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't done Motorhead in quite some times. All today is

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<v Speaker 1>the day you used to make sure you vote. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>get your vote in j R our facebook page. I

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<v Speaker 1>have about fifteen minutes. Somebody who votes is gonna random

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<v Speaker 1>or I'm sorry, randomly be picked to win TSO tickets and.

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<v Speaker 2>Your song choices from Motorhead or Gasmantron hell raiser or

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<v Speaker 2>the one he does with Ozzie. I ain't no nice guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>tell us which one? Tell us which one? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's start in South Carolina. We got some monkey business

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<v Speaker 2>going on South Carolina. Forty three monkeys have escaped from

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<v Speaker 2>a South Carolina research facility and are on the run.

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<v Speaker 2>Who showed us that? A group of very young female monkeys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like a monkey break out of Alpha Genesis.

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<v Speaker 2>Forget who showed that to me? No, they were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be pride my eyeballs open important stuff in them to

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<v Speaker 2>test and poke and prod.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be looking. I'm looking for ways to bust out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like those cows last week. They were getting

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<v Speaker 1>ready to go to the slaughterhouse. They escaped the back

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<v Speaker 1>of the semi Oh yeah, one of them got away, right,

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<v Speaker 1>They still didn't find No, No, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Rounded up all those cows.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is a forty three monkeys. Uh Reese's McCaw monkeys,

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<v Speaker 2>all females. They're too young to carry disease, according to

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<v Speaker 2>the police statement, So they don't think there's really any

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<v Speaker 2>kind of health threat. But UH residents are strongly advised

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<v Speaker 2>this in Where is this? Yem yemassie yumassy Uh. South

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina residents are strongly advised to keep doors and windows

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<v Speaker 2>secure to prevent uh these monkeys from entering here. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want monkey business? No, no, no. Anyone who

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<v Speaker 2>finds a monkey should not interact with it, but instead

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<v Speaker 2>call nine one one. Are these the red Eye monkeys?

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<v Speaker 2>They're they're reeseus McCaw. Okay, yeah, they're not red Eye.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the red Eye I'm talking about. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>wonder if they're heading south to hang out with those

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<v Speaker 2>monkeys that we have, you know here, the wild ones

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<v Speaker 2>could be little uh, because there's some dudes there, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>In that monkey you get crazy monkey love, jungle love.

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<v Speaker 2>You drive him in mad, make him crazy, he's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got a second, Steve Miller? Yeah I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just thinking if you were an animal, I

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<v Speaker 2>could see you as a monkey poof Flinger. Oh god

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<v Speaker 2>you would Yeah. That would be all day, all night,

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<v Speaker 2>Taco would never they would never get old with you. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I would love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you when we were kids, there was one

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<v Speaker 1>of the Sanford Zoo. It was like a big monkey,

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<v Speaker 1>like almost like a not an eight anyway, whatever, a

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<v Speaker 1>rangutang or something, and this thing would spit at you.

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<v Speaker 1>It could spit like from here ten feet away. We

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<v Speaker 1>were standing there making faces at it, and it went

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<v Speaker 1>just like this and spit right in my face.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. He was a poof flinger too. He did it all.

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<v Speaker 1>My aunt was sitting there resting piece ann Mary, and

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<v Speaker 1>she gets you kind of deserved it, Bobby.

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little monkey growing up, dude, think about it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I could see what if you were an animal?

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<v Speaker 2>What would you be? And you the listener as well,

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<v Speaker 2>Pat slug, you wouldn't. He's mad like a sloth. Slug,

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<v Speaker 2>a slug, the thing that people put salt on to kill.

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<v Speaker 2>I would just sit there and attach myself to a

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<v Speaker 2>couch like I do as a human, and be watching

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<v Speaker 2>slug football. Yes, dude, that would be like so slow

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<v Speaker 2>slug football.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not to be confused with flag football, but there'd

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<v Speaker 1>be a line on it in Vegas if it existed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, And here he goes.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's at the half, he's at that three quarter

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<v Speaker 1>yard one yard slug football.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be right back. They don't even get a first

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<v Speaker 2>down and it's time for commercial. Speaking of football, Pope,

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<v Speaker 2>Francis football fan. I said, I think he was, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you would think he is because his uh he's an

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<v Speaker 2>active user on X. Somebody said the monkey has pronounced

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<v Speaker 2>ma cock. No stop, I know what that is. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it's macaw, I believe anyway, I don't know what now France.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you see monkeys, call the police, hope, hope Francis,

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<v Speaker 2>you would think he's a football fan, in particular of

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<v Speaker 2>the New Orleans Saints. He's been. When he gets on

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<v Speaker 2>X and does anything where he mentions the word Saints,

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<v Speaker 2>he'll hashtag Saints. It automatically brings up the Saints emojih.

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<v Speaker 2>That's too funny. I bet he has no idea. Apparently, though,

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<v Speaker 2>the New Orleans Saints organization is getting a huge kick.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet they love it. Think about it. They've been

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<v Speaker 2>reposting the Pope's messages thanking him for his prayers. We

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<v Speaker 2>need them right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do Knowlan's there. There's a they're religious, and

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it's Catholic. So you got the Pope, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>rooting on your Saints. It's gonna now that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>God found out through the news story. God let the

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<v Speaker 1>monkeys be free too, as long as they're not injuring people.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, then let's go to Canada. Finally for this, one

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<v Speaker 2>Canadian couple was doing some renovations. Then they were opening

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<v Speaker 2>up a wall. Inside they found one hundred and tense

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<v Speaker 2>stuffed animals stuffed inside plastic bags and apparently used as

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<v Speaker 2>insulation for what they the The stuffed animals were used

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<v Speaker 2>by whoever lived there before, as in wallation. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>a bad idea. I think you're gonna say they're filled

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<v Speaker 2>with drugs. No, they they're all in great shape, so

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<v Speaker 2>they u's gotta beatation. I think I got something here

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<v Speaker 2>from that couple with what they realized to do a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit more about this. Then the internet wanted more

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My gosh, that looks exactly like my fluffy So I

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<v Speaker 1>was devastated.

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<v Speaker 2>As a kid, I've always been searching for it. These

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<v Speaker 2>mean something to someone, right, it's nostalgia. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 2>can make a difference, why not? What's Connor and Brianne.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd sell it to everybody. I'd be like, hey, you

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<v Speaker 2>guys want your stuffed animals back? Ten plush animals? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I would that be a fire hazard. What do you think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if insulation is fire hazard. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't think that they're putting it up there. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying stuffed animals that is insulation. Yeah, probably, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you I'm getting some people who lived

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<v Speaker 2>there before, probably a bunch of kids that grew out

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<v Speaker 2>of their you know, stuffed animals. Rather than throw them away,

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, hey, we can read purpose these well takers.

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<v Speaker 2>We want stuffed animals a sign in the front yard.

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<v Speaker 2>And they just didn't say it was for insulation. That

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<v Speaker 2>is really smart, man, because those things would keep you

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<v Speaker 2>warmer and cooler during certain whatever times, during the normal insallation.

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<v Speaker 2>This would be my luck, though, if if I ever

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<v Speaker 2>decided to open up a wall, I'd find something stupid

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<v Speaker 2>like this rather than the cool you know, stacks of

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<v Speaker 2>cash hidden in the wall from dope dealers.

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<v Speaker 1>And we opened all and fed a bun of bud

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<v Speaker 1>can exactly as somebody, you know, one of the workers,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody said, you remember the spitting monkey. That's cool, So

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else remembered it, Sandford Zoo's Apparently you're not the

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<v Speaker 1>You're not the only one who pissed him off.

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<v Speaker 2>Every He spitted everybody. He was a nasty little effort.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you what did they? Did he die? Or

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<v Speaker 2>could they?

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<v Speaker 1>Monkeys live a long time? Don't they doubt he's sot?

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<v Speaker 1>If I was eight, I don't know. Monkey, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not googling it. It's Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't Harambe, was it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, This spit rang stuck in the morning. This is

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<v Speaker 2>lincher Tako Jr. R.