Speaker 1: You are listening to table story.
Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and welcome to the stream dust Vail, chapter
twenty three. I think, huzzle, we are twenty three in yeah,
I mean Tuesday. We were talking about this the other
day about how like she was like, are we near
the end of it or something? I like, can't count?
And I was like, Tuesday, you don't even sound like that,
and I'm sure you can count.
Speaker 3: You're like, you're like a crypto totally what I said
to count And she was like, no, I can count
on like four.
Speaker 2: And I said, well, I think we're probably definitely sounds
like the Tuesday. We all know it.
Speaker 4: Does sound kind of belabule.
Speaker 2: I love Tuesday.
Speaker 5: You don't sound like that.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh my god, I totally do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I would say that we're probably a
little over halfway, but then who knows. First things, first housekeeping.
I'm streaming this this week. Obviously, usually Jay streams does
fail from his computer. Let's me be a little freer
in dming. But Jay is not home, so I'm streaming it.
Let me know if sound is okay people in the chat,
so that I can just check that these guys are hearable, audible,
if everything's all good, and I think it is because
no one's already complaining, then welcome to the episode. How's
everyone doing? Not just here, but in the chat and
in the YouTube comments in the future, Hill.
Speaker 5: Damn, no one's I don't Are we live? Are you
sure we're alive? I? Okay? Nobody was talking in the chat, so.
Speaker 2: Chat might be broken. Your chat may be bork weird.
Speaker 5: Okay, my bad, never mind, We're good.
Speaker 2: Didn't Okay, there we go, There we go. Won't let
him not see anyone speaking to him because no one
was mentioning him. He couldn't see the chant.
Speaker 5: Narcissism by his own narcissistic ways.
Speaker 2: Uh heye, peeps, what's good? How yo? What you is?
Speaker 4: How about that orc coin yo? Or that or coin
the last session or coin, dude?
Speaker 2: I have given like or coin is about to really
become a thing. I had like a bunch of time
today to just waste on stupid extra ship in this.
What I should have been doing, honestly, is prepping for
tomorrow's six hour fracture World's finale, of which I've prepared nothing,
just nothing at all, but He's made.
Speaker 6: But instead, instead I come up, I came up with
like a whole reason for orc coin, and and like
a whole black market that you can spend orc coin on,
Oh my god, sort of like yeah, and then just
a load of extra bullshit for dust fail.
Speaker 2: So I just fleshed out a load of random things. Okay,
I fleshed out a few, a few tasty things I'm
sure will show up down the line. And I fleshed
out some dumb things like fucking orc coin. But we'll
get to that. We'll get to that when when Arden
eventually pays up. How you doing, HJ Tenchi. I haven't
heard you speak yet, even I haven't heard you say
a single thing, and I want to hear you speak
to me. Ah, bananas, there it is. Don't say a
single thing ever again. I want that to be I
want that to be the last thing I ever hear
from you, regardless of when I die. I do have
a D ten thousand wild magic, which I'm going Can
we chest it real quick? Everyone roll a D ten
thousand and we'll see what everyone gets. Is gonna take
me all fucking day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, forty five hundred and sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Four hundred and thirty three. I want to know what
thirty five. Oh good, the control f function in forward
slash in acrobatics now doesn't work, which is great. Four
five six nine Who was that?
Speaker 7: J me?
Speaker 2: Four five six nine. Next meal prepared by target sprout's hair.
Speaker 5: He gets his hair back all the hair actually comes
back after an hour, so yeah, the hair colms back
on the meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's where it comes back. Four hundred
and thirty three. Who was that? Fair? Light caster becomes
invisible only his reflection can be seen. Now, that doesn't
say for how long, It just says becomes invisible only
his affection can be seen. It's probably identical to the
invisibility spell. That's how I will rule those kind of things.
Have no doubt, or you'll be invisible forever, because that
would be really weird and perfectly balanced and perfectly balanced. Yeah,
I'm sure this was was created by the Wizard of
the Coast Official crew seven three three five Oh my god?
Is Target's head appears to throb in time with his heart.
I don't even know what that means that this is.
Do you just see his head pulsing? Yeah? Just really
like yeah, I feel like I would embellish that to
be like really obvious, you know, to everyone else, like
it's just fucking gross. Oh my god, five two seven seven.
But what if I don't have a heart. Oh my
fucking christ, roll a D one thousand. Oh no, this,
if this was arden, six hundred and thirty six non
poisonous snakes would discord from him. It literally disgorges.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's also.
Speaker 5: There's food and rations for a month.
Speaker 2: The next one underneath that, The next one under that
is target disgorges one D one thousand pints of blood,
which would surely instantly kill him, which would be fucking awful.
And then Lash eight four six four eight four six four.
All elementals in the area are held until touched by
a prime native.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, okay, there happened to be Annie.
Speaker 2: They were based based entirely on these roles. I feel
like some weird shit is going to happen because I'm
going to justify them. Like I feel like like at
that point, Lash would be turning around and this fire
elemental would burst out the ground and be like you
don't and then just stay still just before she was consumed.
What's the crypt feel on that one? On the detail,
it's actually it's actually a zero. The one is zero
zero zero. One is that half of the caster's body
turns to stone. But but, and I'll tell you because
I think it's fucking great and it's so unlikely to
happen zero zero zero zero, right, which I guess we
can't even roll that in it. I don't understand why
it's in there. But says zero zero zero. No, oh no,
that's ten thousand, isn't it. Yeah, that would be the
So ten thousand is that the nearest star explodes in
a massive super and ova, which is literally a campaign
ender and a world ender. You would just destroy my
entire that's the sun. Let's never use this, okay, you
would destroy my entire setting, And fuck yeah, we're going
to use that. I like as much as it would
just like hurt me in some way, and probably years
down the line, I'd wake up in a cold sweat
and be like, why the fuck did that for? In
the moment, the part of me that just loves fucking
rolling dice would just I would disgorge one d ten
thousand pints of blood. I would just explode. In real life.
I think I'd be okay with that if you just
went like Walter's walking along and he's like, oh, I
just cast like silence for the lolls on Rajah and
then the fucking sun explodes and it ends the campaign.
You would talk about it for years. I would be
so upset. Yeah, he would be though. He would officially
be the most powerful character in any campaign, Like it
would just it would God, yeah, Rager would know that
would be.
Speaker 5: That would be like one of those stories that you
hear about, like in ten years on a D and
D Reddit direction.
Speaker 8: You mean, every wild magic sorcerer would be the most
powerful character in this universe because any of them could
randomly blow up the sun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for you to blow up the sun. So yeah,
that would be interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's let's divvy up strings gear real quick, because
we didn't. We didn't do that, Brad. What the fuck
were the bloodstones for?
Speaker 2: That's just worth money? So each one is worth uh
five gold? I think?
Speaker 9: Oh okay, okay, because I want so there's already things
in Carlises.
Speaker 2: Basically the basically the bloodstones, you'll just you can just
liquefy down to gold if you want just the same.
Speaker 5: Wait what okay? Yeah, I thought the bloodstones were because
he made the bullets, I can't remember. Okay, So the
gauntlets of shielding Raja maybe did Raja or Tenchi want
these or ar didn't want those? Because they are there.
I don't know what you use, Jesse, but they're they're
like chain mail, like their medium armor.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think it matters, does it?
Speaker 8: Because if as long as it's not like a big
chess piece, it's not going to slow you down. Or
does it have a does it have a deck penalty?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think any any any maximum of two.
Speaker 2: Light arm has no decks penalty. Medium Mama has a
you can only take up to two of your decks, right,
But we're not talking armor, we're talking gauntlets. The gauntlets
don't have that. Oh yeah, they're just gloves. They're just gloves, Okay, cool? Cool?
Speaker 5: So these ones, I mean, whoever wants them. They when
you get healed by divine magic, they give you one
D four extra healing and can figure the two charges
of the shield spell left.
Speaker 8: On them that are unreplenishable. They don't recharge it down
or something like that. Does it have a flat ac bonus?
Speaker 2: Uh? I don't think so. No. I don't think it
gave me a flat ac bonus. I'll bring back strings
so we can look. So these are which ones they're gone?
The gauls of Shielding, gaunt Let's of shielding, glands of
temporary shielding.
Speaker 5: What I have written for them?
Speaker 2: Oh, did you just post them? Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5: And then they had they had an additional whatever. Yeah,
I said, this item complains or contains one D four
unreplenishable charges of the shield spell. And I rolled a
four and I used two of them, so they have
two left.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then there was the.
Speaker 5: The heroic Halbert of Malediction, which you have advantage on
saving throws versus fears, and once per day you can
use it to cast the bin spell at first level.
Speaker 2: And that was a.
Speaker 5: One D ten slashing damage. M I don't think anyone
in the party really uses that. Okay, we need to
sell it because that's the one I bought for seven
hundred and fifty gold.
Speaker 2: So was that what was sins Bite? Was that a
separate weapon?
Speaker 5: Sins Byte was was the that weapon?
Speaker 2: Oh he just renamed it? Okay. Isn't that one had
the prevent fear or something? Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, that was the woman's like the the Elvin
bojang or whatever that were dangling off of it.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that was what we bought before we bought Cerberus. Yeah,
and then he had.
Speaker 5: He had the silver shallice. You already took the broken harp.
I took all of his gear from his pack, so
like I have all of our rations on Walter, but
he had a potion of climbing, two elven short swords,
fifteen rubies as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just posted the thing. What I what, Carlos?
Speaker 5: Okay, so the fifteen rubies, okay, all right, I think
that was pretty much the only thing that was worth
it was the three magical items or the two magical
items and the rubies. Carlos also has the Medal of Valor.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what it was called. Again, I don't
think it was Metal of Valor. It was uh, do
you remember what it was, Brad, because I don't remember
what it was called.
Speaker 2: All right, I was looking up how long it taxed?
Eight seconds?
Speaker 5: Flaming metal, of course you were, it's the the flaming metals.
Speaker 2: I want to be able to go like you guys
have eight minutes to try and fix this seconds eight seconds? Yeah, yeah,
I'm sure, I said, eight minutes? Was it eight minutes?
I thought it would. I've already closed it. Oh, we
would see the effect.
Speaker 5: It would take eight seconds for us to see the effect,
in eight minutes for us to feel the effect.
Speaker 2: Is what it is? I think. All right, whatever you say,
I've already closed that. I work out when the day
ten one thousand.
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, that was that was all I wanted
to do is just make sure you guys got the loot.
And he had twenty silver, so whoever wants twenty silver?
I feel like off that list, Raja would just take
the gauntlets. He would take one of those three daggers,
because you can never have too many extra daggers. And
if no one else takes ins bite, I feel like
Raja would just carry it with him, even if he
doesn't really intend to use it.
Speaker 2: Okay, works for me.
Speaker 5: Cool, that was it, that was all strings had.
Speaker 2: That was him.
Speaker 5: I guess I'll just take the twenty silver.
Speaker 2: Cool, that was it, all right, So yeah, let me
just I'll ditch that again.
Speaker 5: Like we said, we had to do that on stream
because in five episodes, someone's gonna ask. Yeah, someone's gonna ask,
and someone's gonna.
Speaker 2: Know someone's gonna ask and someone's gonna know. All right,
So first of all, let's see. Oh wait, I just
realized I still have my vasilious background on hold on ah,
He's back and true. Raja has returned to us in
true fashion. Last week, Raja and Carlias returned. They the
whole group. The last episode took place about a week
after they were resurrected. It took that amount of time
for them to a pretty much like themselves again. Some
of the group encountered some some some natives of Shallow
scar Lash encountered a local spellcaster who just does not
like her because she tried to steal the talisman of
Love from her. Rajah encountered Pillar Grim, who's another sand
worker who they don't like each other over a dispute
for a chassis cactus. Carlias was banned from the Emerald
Pickaxe tavern in the Industrial District and ardin uh Arden.
He lost five hundred gold No, got gained an orc coin.
Yeah he gained trick. He tricked a guy, well he yeah,
he tricked a guy out of an orc coin, which
is worth five hundred gold pieces, on the promise that
he would pay him back. Today is the what I've
now written, and Walter took us mission to go and
look for some wizards, right, wandering wizards. I have a
scroll that I can't open. Oh that's right, Yeah, you
have to give a scroll to a bunch of wizards.
I don't know why I didn't write. It's down, or
at least wherever I wrote down, I lost it. So
I'm just gonna ReadWrite that. Sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me see where did I write that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: A scroll to a band of traveling wizards at Yellow Rock.
Speaker 2: Aha, Yes, the traveling Wizards of the North. And that
was Walter's one. Yeah. Well it was just like a
random table, wasn't it. So. Other than that, the group
headed up to lashes old hideout, sought vengeance for Strings
and kind of gamal and also sort of the group
but specifically, Lash received some level of closure by releasing
the spirits from their sort of fiendish undead banshee ghostly ways,
and then the group headed back into shadow Scar. Pretty much,
we're just going to pick up where we left off.
You guys probably would have made it back into town.
I think you were kind of scattered and split up,
but with some vague intention to head back somewhere, presumably
to rest. You're probably a little beaten up, though you
kind of like owned the the undead. At one point
there was a chrono trigger across maneuver from from Walter
and Raja and yeah, so I can't remember where everyone was,
though I think everyone I was at actually who stayed behind.
Speaker 4: Some Raja and I were at the grave there, all right,
All right, so.
Speaker 2: You guys are a little behind the other three. You
could you can choose to just catch up, or you
can specifically stay sep for it if you want. Since
we're pretty much picking up from where you left off,
I assume everyone's heading back into town at some point, right, Yeah, No, no,
you're staying there forever. I mean we're heading back. We're
heading into We're not specifically catching up nor specifically avoiding
them walking. Yeah, you're walking back, and if we see them,
we see them.
Speaker 4: Will arrive precisely when we meaned right then, you.
Speaker 2: Mean too, there are actually no wizards. Oh I'm streaming this,
christ I need to do this. Sorry, everybody in chat,
this is not going to go well. So as there
are no wizards in the party, you are unable to
arrive precisely when you mean to I'm sorry that is
restricted to wizard.
Speaker 4: Okay, well that's a lot down.
Speaker 2: Thanks. So you guys are heading from Lash's Oldness and
back in. We'll say that Lash and Raja are heading
back down the mountainside as the rest of the group
make it back into Shallow Scar, probably into the slums
or business district. Walter, Carlias and Arden, where do you
where do you three go?
Speaker 5: M I'd probably just be following Carlias and Arden.
Speaker 2: Any specific places you two are heading towards. He's wandering around,
probably like a child in a store.
Speaker 10: And if something shiny or interesting walks by or makes
a noise, he's probably walking towards it.
Speaker 2: You guys want to go into an end. Absolutely nothing
shiny or interesting in the entire area, apparently because everything
is covered in soot and mud. It's a mining town.
Speaker 4: Does Arden's cat get a daily beauty check as well?
Speaker 2: No? But Arden? Does did you do it now? Today?
It's it's it the next day? No, it's not.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I assume we're just walking back. It's not like
I did anything in the fight anyway.
Speaker 2: I didn't live to even figure. Didn't you get blow
them up at the end? Uh, there was no strenuous
so I assuming the same. You probably like them.
Speaker 5: I mean you did get lit on fire.
Speaker 2: You're probably a little so you got krispy. Yeah, you've
got some scorch marks over the armor. Now probably going
back to the indto shower and look better.
Speaker 10: Wash off the ash, yeah, wash off the dead skin,
the two layers of dead skin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like late morning. So by the
time you guys climb up and climb back down, once
you've explored the thing come back down, we'd probably say
it's probably like ten eleven am. So yeah, you three
just heads straight back towards the minstrel's chalice.
Speaker 10: Oh and uh, I'm gonna do the same as always.
It just climb through my window for absolutely no reason.
Speaker 2: I thought we were staying with the chancellor now or
is she just paying for rooms?
Speaker 5: She's just paying for Yeah, oh okay, I was worried
they were gonna like catch us or something.
Speaker 2: There's no fucking way wretched scum like you would be
allowed to stay at the Varcela Manor. That's just from
me to you, and nobody has said that Lash and
u Raja heading back there as well, or going anywhere
else specific, Yeah, I head back there, uh cool arden.
As you climb into your room, your old buddy the
zand Rick is just sat there. You climb in through
the window, a lump of scorched armor and arden, and
you probably look up and sat at the Each room
is relatively nice. You have like a nice four poster
bed with a decent table, chalices and maybe some fresh
food wine, a couple of very nice plump chairs to
sit on, and then like a like an en suite
with like a vague bathing area. Bath technology hasn't really
come too far and does well. It's still mostly like basins,
but you do get fresh water delivered here if you
wanted to clean. So you just are able to access
decent bathing area. But at the table is your your
new friend who you met over the week somewhere maybe
even here, Zandrik, who's he's a little gnome, but he
has like a very fine suit on. He has this
like one eye is kind of like unnaturally closed, like
maybe it was formed wrong. You can't really see too well.
It doesn't look like you can see out of it
very well. The other one is unnaturally wide, where the
monocle is holding not just the he's not holding it
in the eye socket. It's like it's been wedged in
there for years. Large green eye and sort of oddly
shaped smaller green eye. But he does have like beautiful
clothes on and a big large mustachio. And he's sitting
at your table with a glass of wine and an
open bottle next to it. And as you climb in,
he turns a little and sees you lumber in. He
looks a little shocked, a little taken aback unexpected entrance probably,
and he says.
Speaker 3: Ah, ardon, friends, sir, do have a sure a glass
of wine. They're often antestra windoors.
Speaker 2: And he begins to pour a second glass of wine
for you.
Speaker 11: Well, only when there's someone amazingly wonderful waiting for me inside.
Speaker 2: And look it's it's you. One second, I'm gonna start
climbing out the window. Oh okay. I was hoping that
perhaps Richard suttle abort of business.
Speaker 10: Ardin would have already have forgotten about the orc coin.
So he sticks his head back over business.
Speaker 3: The matter of five hundred girld pulsas to be settled.
I expect you would have them prepared for me as we're.
Speaker 2: Are are you giving me five hundred? Or am I
giving you five hundred?
Speaker 3: It was an exchange, of course on one orc coron,
an exchange for the five hundred gold pulsas, and of
course us to the fine black market goods available.
Speaker 2: I animal climb back in the window. Um. He like
pulls the glass of wine back towards him and says,
I suppose there were our crowd drunk the evening. That's
really arranged? Are you fulling ocal or so you have
sit on your He starts to push at some of
the scorch marks.
Speaker 11: Well, I I was hit by I guess a fire ball.
There's ghosts up up in the hills and they throw fireballs.
Speaker 2: It was a nasty business. He he hits you on
the on the sort of chesty.
Speaker 3: Very fine, of course, I'm sure you've been inspecting the minds.
I don't go down there very much anymore with my
fan so SNAr, I do not really like to get
them dirto.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's true. Would that happen to be one
of the minds that you're working with?
Speaker 1: Work?
Speaker 2: I owned them? Mardon Well, yes, but I mean I
didn't want to say it.
Speaker 11: It is still away away from the holidays and all.
But I took the liberty don't get mad to me
to clear out one of the minds for you. It
was infested by horrible evil things viable see, and it's cleared.
There was I think beanshey, and also like five feathered
ghost things.
Speaker 2: Give me, give me a deception check. But you can
have advantage because you're sort of basing it like on
the truth, and all good lives have an element of
truth to them. Uh yeah, a ten. You don't have advantage.
It's a ten. And he kind of looks at you
and says, my mounds.
Speaker 3: Run down onto the mounds and cleared out shawls a
boon shaw.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was just see.
Speaker 11: I travel with these knuckleheads, okay, they constantly get into
trouble and I have to bail them out.
Speaker 2: Did I ever tell you I had tea with a
title before so interesting? Of course. Well I will tell
you it again one day. But in the meantime, if
you here at, let me show you.
Speaker 11: I'll draw you a map to where it is and
I'll see it's here's here's me very tall. Yes, I'm
gonna draw this, and here's the babe.
Speaker 2: She i don't know what it is.
Speaker 11: And see, look it has a little it has a beak.
It kind of looks like Tommy Wise. O. I don't
know if you know who that is. It is a
cousin of mine, beautiful man.
Speaker 2: Else, give me a performance check for the drawing. It's
pretty good. It's a pretty great depiction of of like
a ken Ku Banshee Tommy Wise creatures. Just yes, interested,
and where's the thought of fortune?
Speaker 11: And well, first of all, regarding the wonderful people of
this world with my my wonderful and debutante stories, that's
that's that's I ah, people just give me money.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it happens.
Speaker 3: Interesting, that is true, since that has somewhere the word
like Torpano, the five hundred Girls, of course, in contact
on the black markers and spender orccorns.
Speaker 2: On these that I have.
Speaker 11: Okay, So first of all, forbidden wears sounds amazing. Second
of all, do you have a like a payment plan
or maybe even you know, I.
Speaker 2: Figure it as like a barter. I I helped you
with a couple of things, like clearing the cave. Don't
worry about it. That one's on the house. But maybe
I I don't know, give you a massage, or.
Speaker 11: There's a lovely gentleman in the tavern in the low
quarters and these he does stuff for us.
Speaker 2: He I think he's I don't remember, but what he
did I wasn't there. He sort of twizzles his mustache
and says little interest. And from an answer, the five
hundred girls would have found okay, brass taxes. I don't
have that money, but I would love to pay you.
What else could I do for you? I'll just return
the arc corl if you do not have the gold,
I won't lie. I would have probably tried to make
a copy and give that back to you. But I
was in the minds clearing okay, fine, here have your
going back. I I'm going to miss it very much.
And if you don't come into some manner, then.
Speaker 3: I suppose you can contact me at ah here.
Speaker 2: And he places a silver piece on the table for
the wrong and then he steps out, opens the door,
your daughter, your arden, closes it, dum.
Speaker 10: Bye.
Speaker 8: Damn the hell was that, depending on how long this
conversation went, would would be arriving in time to see
this guy leaving or coming in and going, uh.
Speaker 2: Well, you guys probably would want to be in your
rooms unless you're going somewhere else. I'm going to try
that in the wrong thing.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 2: Where are you guys, xan rick Is I want to
steal the point. You don't know. You don't know who
he is. I want to pick bucket that I want
to start trying to figure out how to copy it.
That is called meta gaming. You don't know. I know,
I know. I said I want to. I didn't say
I'm going to. Yeah, you can't. Doesn't figure because Russia
doesn't know about it. Yeah, Zandrik disappears into the day.
The rest of you have each got your own rooms.
What do you want to do now? I guess some
of you probably need to rest in some form or another.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd probably take like a short rest and then
go and start knocking on their doors after it was done.
Speaker 2: Because you burnt all your fireballs fill slots. Well, do
you even get spells back on a short rest? Surely not?
Speaker 5: No, But I would still take a short rest just
to relax.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can assume that you guys rest for like
an hour or so in your own rooms, Maybe wash
up a little bit, grab a bite to eat or
a glass of the finest wine that shallow scar has
to offer. Do you know what time of day it is?
After about an hour, it'll be about midday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so i'd probably like go in, like knock on
Raja's door a week first.
Speaker 2: Well, so, anybody who's lost HP or gets anything back
on a short rest, you can you can get things
back on the short rest, or you can roll hit
die to bring hps back up if you want.
Speaker 5: First, I first tight have made it out of unscathed.
Speaker 2: I just rolled my my short red did die.
Speaker 6: M hm.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd probably uh on on Raja's door first.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Rajah will answer it because he's like he's just cleaning
himself and like he's cleaning soot off.
Speaker 2: There's just less than ardent head. We we have a
we should should we go to uh come inside and
close the door. Okay, close the door.
Speaker 8: I was about to come looking for you. Oh okay,
we're being followed. Not in the room, but we're being followed.
There's there's two undeads of some sort moving around town.
I can feel them. Well, how what how do you
how do you know that they're following us? But they
just they could just live here, right, I doubt it
in my that's kind of rare. Yeah, it's they could
just live here, that's true. But I started sensing them
as we arrived, and they have been here the whole time.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to find them.
Speaker 7: What do we do?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: I think it's safe to assume that they must look
like humans or dwarfs, like they're blending in with the
local population. I haven't set out looking for them yet,
but I want to set a trap for them.
Speaker 5: Should I open myself up or.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: I okay, I feel like your unique ability isn't the
answer here. We'll probably need Arden's assistance. I wonder if
he has a spell that could bind them in place somehow.
Of course I could just set up that. And Russia
has like this contraption in the corner of the room,
and it's like a bear trap. It's like a bear trap,
but it's been decorated with mud and leaves to make
it really hard to see, and it's kind of vaguely
sand colored. It's the it's the snare trap that you
get from Outlander as your starting background.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have animal traps?
Speaker 5: Do you do you want me to want me to
go grab them?
Speaker 2: We can? We can?
Speaker 5: I mean if if you're being followed, then then there's
something wrong, right, So not not like.
Speaker 2: Specifically followed, They're they're lurking in the area.
Speaker 8: I don't think. I think they're keeping the distance on purpose.
They haven't come near me, but they're here. We can
find out for sure if they're following us by taking
a short venture out into the desert. Maybe see if
they follow us?
Speaker 5: Sure, I mean, yeah, we have to go to uh
Yellow Rock in and is it is it's a peaky
Is that what it's called. Yeah, we've got a safari
as well, So mean, on the trip over we can see.
Speaker 8: And I'd rather confront them here, okay, because for all
we know, they could end up being ungodly powerful, and
if we fight them in the desert, we'd have no backup.
At least here in town. The damage would be minimized,
the Chancellor's troops would mobilize and stop them, et cetera.
Speaker 2: You wanna.
Speaker 5: Do you want to go at night.
Speaker 2: Less of a scene? Yeah, that's probably best.
Speaker 5: Okay, I need to I need to recharge everything anyways.
Speaker 2: So then sleep till nightfall. I'm gonna go fill in
the others.
Speaker 5: Cool, okay, Yeah, I'm gonna go pass out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go relay mostly the same info to the
other three. Yeah, anyone, anyone who doesn't want to go
along with that plan or anything to say Taja, No.
Speaker 12: He would have just found me kind of lounging in
my room having washed up, and I would be very.
Speaker 2: Eager to help cool.
Speaker 8: I would specifically talk to Arden and say, do you
have any type of spell that could bind a undead
or an evil creature in place?
Speaker 2: Hold it still? Pardon? Oh, I thought you were saying
you were asking them to ask Garden. I was like, no, No,
he's asking Arden. Oh he's directly asking Arden. Oh yeah,
what are you doing in my shower? Oh? I'll back
out and wait until he's done showering. Yeah, just in
the middle of the room, just in a big bucket
of water, just sitting there. I feel like Roger wouldn't
really care. He just walks in. If he's in the bathtub,
he's just gonna sit next to it. The spell.
Speaker 9: Do you have the spell that could cease, like, interrupt
the movement, hold them still, find them in place?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I could have them run away
from me. We put them in a corner and then
I scare them with my spell. We could do that.
I guess it's good to have as a backup.
Speaker 8: Yes, I guess it'll be like a circle on the floor.
We could lock them inside it or anything like that.
Speaker 2: I might be able to. Let me take a look.
I can get back to you. Of course, go through
your spell book then and we'll we'll meet up tonight.
Then sounds good, all right, yeah, I'll go. I'll go
take my long rest and get my spell slots back.
I guess, mm hmm. Yeah. And as a cleric you
can swap in and out spells pretty much freely with
resting you on long rests. Yeah, so you're free to
mess around with your spells. I assume you know the
easy way to just throw spells in and out. Yeah,
I'm looking up a couple of different spells that might
be able to do it. The best way to keep
an eye on what you have and haven't got prepared
is if you click on the little cog see right
in the top right of River Fire, for example, hang
on for a reason. You learn magic circle at level
it says prep if you If you on ticket, you
see it's got a red circle turned to white on
the on the spell sheet.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, that is how you Yeah, I've just I've
just been with Roll twenty. You can just drag it
into an open spot too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't have you don't have all of
these prepared. Yeah, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: Oh, well, the astros ones are the racial ones, So
do those count as the prepared spells because they don't
count against you? But I should have it's my wisdom
modifier plus my level.
Speaker 2: But you could you could technically drag in every single
spell that a cleric can have and then you just
click the little like prepare and yeah, unprepared, so we
know which ones you actually have for that day. I
let the red ones will be the ones which are prepared. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Well, I'm just I'm just putting in the only ones
that I have prepared, because I should have. I believe
it's eleven right now.
Speaker 2: Cool? Yeah, you take whatever you wanna you want to take. Yeah, yeah,
so you should have all right, if you've got a system,
go for it. Yeah. I just think that's the easiest
way to do it as a cleric.
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, I just the only spells they put even
in my list are the ones that I have prepared.
So that way, I can't see something else and be like,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not really. Half less won't prepare we're on the
sun Oh yeah, sunlight spell. Totally prep that you can
get sunlight you have.
Speaker 8: I think clerics get both hold Person and magic Circle
when it comes to them these things.
Speaker 2: The WLD person I think is only on what It
doesn't work on a lot of monsters. Yeah, it's only
on humanoids.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that won't work on a non dead, but yeah,
I am looking at magic circle. Targets within the cylinder
can't be charmed, frightened, or possessed by creature, and the
creature can't willing to enter the cylinder, so they also
have disadvantage attack roles against targets within the cylinder, So
I don't know if we can put them inside. Read
the last paragraph spell creature from Okay, yeah, then I'll
just pret that. Then I try not to matter by
having Rajah know all of your spells. But this is
a spell that I will get in like three levels,
so I'm gonna say he's vaguely aware that it exists.
Speaker 2: Well, also is a fucking undead hunter, right, Like it
was like what you would know, otherwise I'd be like.
Speaker 8: You ship the fuck up, but I felt like, no,
in three more levels, I'll learn magic Circle myself.
Speaker 2: But I know Arden already has it.
Speaker 5: A little meta in prep for a plan isn't a bad.
Speaker 2: Idea before your whole character is based around spending at
least a year or two hunting creatures, so you would
have learned some fucking it. Like, I'm down, so Arden
spent some time preparing magic Circle and other such spells.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm long resting, bully.
Speaker 2: Everyone else takes a long rest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think i'd be laying around reading cool.
Speaker 2: So you get all your spells back people who expended
spell slots and full HP. Long rest is like eight hours,
which takes you to around like eight in the evening.
I would say it's not quite dark, so if you
want to push it another couple of hours to say
maybe ten pm, the sun sets. It also sets a
little earlier in shallow scar because you're so close to
the mountain on one side of you, so the place
is in sconstin darkness a little earlier these So.
Speaker 10: We really need a three hundred gold diamond if I'm
going to be able to use remove pie.
Speaker 8: Yeah, before it gets to we can go back to
talk to the three Goliaths because they said they would
pay us money for clearing out the demons in the Benchie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah they did.
Speaker 8: And we also established that they pay pretty handsomely because yeah,
they put a thousand they put a thousand gold on
a Kenku's head.
Speaker 2: They've clearly got money to throw around.
Speaker 5: I feel like, yeah, we like probably, you know, in character,
we should we should go pick up that that money.
And also we need like a code word like for
when hit goes wrong. Yeah, no, like we need to
have like a cool code word, a code word, yeah,
like a.
Speaker 2: You know, like the world the.
Speaker 5: No something you would ever say like ever in our lives.
And then when we say it works, nothing ever goes right. Well,
just dude, just for this, because I mean, if we're
if we're being tracked by undead right now, then we
need to be able to be like hey, Wumpu is
and and then everyone knows to be on guard. And
I'm also like going to look at Roger and you know,
Wumpus could also serve for the thing as well.
Speaker 2: Caddy wampus. The word is caddy wampus.
Speaker 5: Caddy wampus.
Speaker 2: All right, it's messed up. It's it's all out of whack.
Speaker 5: It's crooked, and any of you if never mind.
Speaker 2: When we say this code word, what what happens? We
kill everything inside? Easy to remember, all right, mm.
Speaker 7: Hmmm, It's Friday.
Speaker 2: It happened on my stream and million years ago there
was caddy wampus was the code word to kill everyone.
And then.
Speaker 8: One of my teammates ended up saying things are starting
to look a little caddy wampus in here, and then
he just kind of looks at me, and I just
shot everyone in the room in the back of the head.
Speaker 2: It was just Flato gunned everyone down. I can't okay,
I'm good.
Speaker 5: I start throwing fireballs and we all start. You guys
do your thing whatever, whatever you guys do, Well, give
me the thing I need. What's I don't? I don't,
I'm not I don't really have any preference.
Speaker 2: Carl spell the haste? Remember, yeah, I was. Remember how
I was the first time you hasted me? Yeah? Yeah, No,
I thought he meant something else.
Speaker 5: I what I just you know, I've heard that you
have different tastes.
Speaker 2: You know what, never mind me, Roger walks off.
Speaker 4: I would just start coughing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so let's uh, let's go. We should probably go.
Speaker 2: Then I'm gonna chase after Roger. Hold On, hold on,
hold on, what's up? What does it mean about a
different taste you and and that blossom character? Don't you
know anything about a bounty hunter? Not? Not? You know,
not every guy has to be into women. I'm just saying,
you know, you do your thing. I mean what you information.
I live out in the desert hunting zombies. I clearly
know nothing about civilization anyway. So you so so you'd
sleep with a zombie? No, I'm saying.
Speaker 8: I'm saying I I I'm not, like, how do I
I avoid conversations like these?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Go down.
Speaker 5: I'm dead, undead to find.
Speaker 2: That I'm good at that, killing those which probably find them.
This all right?
Speaker 4: I was in earshot for that conversation. I feel like
I would have just passed out.
Speaker 2: You are You guys can just assume that in that
time you've liquid liquidated all of your assets for the
stuff that costs money if you want nice like the
rubies and junk. Yeah, you guys have spent like the
whole day just chilling out. So one of you could
easily have gone out and just been like, hey, I
sell these stones the guys. There's the money worse fifteen
gold I think lash had a ruby, you had some bloodstones,
or someone had some bloodstones. I had.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had those fifteen rubies. But I don't know
how much they're worth. Yeah, fifteen gp per you know,
fifteen So two hundred and twenty five gold man not bad.
Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I also feel like at this point, my pack like
I feel like the pack mule because I've taken everything
from strings and mine and I have these like two
chests that are hanging off of my back. I looked
up the diplomat's pack. I was like, wait, it has
a chest. Yeah, and so did so did my my
soldiers packer, whichever one I had. So I just have
these two chests that are like dangling. Now I feel
like I'm the I'm the like the side character and
every like protag story that has the big I'm Sam
wise Gamgee right now five fris like show.
Speaker 2: I can carry you. Uh yeah, so you guys prepare
yourselves prepared. I probably turned to uh Walter and blike
yeah about those.
Speaker 5: Tastes, Hey, I listen, I don't I don't no judgment.
You know, my my friends they they went through that
as well, and that they're all all the same.
Speaker 13: I put my hand on his shoulders, just kind of
you do what you got to do for a job.
I've done many things in my life. I've dressed up
as the opposite sex. I've gone into dark parts of towns,
put on a little bit of makeup.
Speaker 2: Have you slept with the zombie? No, but you have
no haven't zombie? You threw that option out there and no,
that's what you told me. You did. You spent a
whole year with zombie. I think he slept with the
zombie and I was trying to put it on me.
Speaker 5: That's listen, we all, we all place guilt. And you
know I went through some therapy in Sinn River for
a while because of my parents, and you know that
they told me that we all we placed guilts on
others when we feel it and we project It's okay.
I just you know, you said you wanted something, and.
Speaker 2: I just jump. You jumped on that one falling in love.
We've jumped the gun on that bud gorgeous as me.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to, you know, I didn't want to
break your heart, and if.
Speaker 2: Anything, I think all of us would fall in love
with Arden. I think Miami Blossom jumped the gun, but
I know who that is.
Speaker 4: Is that I wouldn't be dead by now if I
was hearing this. I feel like I definitely walked away.
Speaker 2: Where is that?
Speaker 5: Who's Miami Blossom?
Speaker 2: I don't Oh, is that someone a high importance that
I got information? Yep?
Speaker 5: Yeah, mm hmm, yep. We should we should go kill
some undead At.
Speaker 8: This point, Raja's just like pulling up his radar again
to see where these things are.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, that gives you that pretty much close enough.
Speaker 8: To where they are, right, I feel like, I mean,
the wording isn't one hundred percent clear, but I feel
like I probably track them to the building that they
are in at the very least.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you you send out your undead sonar ping, and
thankfully the area where lashes uh hideout was is as
clear as a bell for the first time in the
week since you woke up doesn't appear to be any
undead's or any other fiendish creatures in there. You do
get two more pings come back, though a lot closer
to town, and they've almost definitely the same too, that
you've sent throughout the week that have moved randomly. You
would you would assume that they are in the Church
of Mistra currently. Yeah, Raja kind of just snaps out
of it. M hmm, they're in They're in the temple.
Speaker 14: So well, I mean we have to we have to
go there anyways, right, true, we can go there to
collect our payment when they aren't.
Speaker 5: You're you're a man of higher faith. Wouldn't wouldn't they
like combust when they walk in, doesn't when they get
smitten down, smoked, smite, smitten bitten smoo small smart smart?
Speaker 2: What's that? Correct? I don't know? Oh, yes, No, it
depends how strong is the faith. Well, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't know. You're the cleric.
Speaker 2: I don't know either. Mine's not very strong. That's why
I'm a war cleric. I just hit things.
Speaker 5: Oh exactly, Okay, I mean yeah, okay, so ready to go? Yeah,
we should just go.
Speaker 2: We should get.
Speaker 8: Will wing it because this is what happens to all
of my plans anyway, And we'll just we'll just walk
up to the temple then and go inside.
Speaker 2: Is better than no plan, surely I would I.
Speaker 5: Just want to see art of Raja saying wing it
and Lash in the background like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, head on up to the to the
Church of Mistra again. It's relatively close to where you
guys are. It's the same building that you guys, you
frequent it more than any other building here other than
the Minstrel's Chalice. Very large stone, much older than a
lot of the buildings here, looking building, very ornate and
strange in its architecture, circular with a single, single large
tower that Lash had climbed previously to here in and
look down upon that sort of like off world looking
tree that's at the center of the building. It also
functions as a as a sort of library as much
as it does a temple. And you guys head up there.
The sun will have set a little while ago, so
i'd say it's full dark. There are no stars tonight,
no moon.
Speaker 12: As soon as we yeah, as soon as we get
up there, I'm just gonna let the group know.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go around back and climb. I'll climb up again.
I can't go in in case she's there.
Speaker 2: Yeah wait above then, oh well.
Speaker 4: Same please as before, and I'm gonna go around.
Speaker 2: And climb on up. Yep, yeah, I can't remember how
high I said that ship was.
Speaker 4: It was a couple of stories.
Speaker 2: I think maybe too you said it was something like
sixty feet. I think, guys at sixty Yeah, sixty. So
once you guys get close, you see Lash dash off
to one side and head into a darkened alleyway, which
brings her around to the rear of the temple. She
then like clambers up the side of the temple. She's
like Assassin's creed whenever she climbs a thing. There's just
no penoy. She's just amazing at all the time, and
she just finds the way up and heads on up.
The rest of you, I guess approached the doorway. The
doors are open as you guys approach, pretty obviously alights everything.
The windows are still lit. There are some stained glass
windows with candles or torches in them that lit from
the inside the open doorway. You can see a couple
of torches and sconces that light the hallway that you've
been in before. There's a there's an acolyte just brooming
the front sort of porch area. As you guys approach
the front steps, just a young human lady in those
plane hempen robes. You guys just heading straight in. M
I'll just walk in, all right, You guys step on in.
Lash climbs on up, and immediately I would say before,
probably before Lash is able to climb up, as she's
still climbing. Since you guys are just walking on up
without any real hesitation or fear, you instantly see at
the far end of the hallway two figures, I think
probably as you guys are approaching we as the audience
would see them having a brief conversation. There are two
figures just sort of standing around in that entrance way
to where that tree is. There's no chancellor, and those
the orcs the goliaths are not there either, Just these
two guys and then that single woman who's like just
calmly sweeping. Are they like back near where the chancellor
was or are they like up at the front door area. No,
you don't see them until you actually get into the doorway,
and you'd see them pretty clearly. But we see them
first as they one is slightly taller than the other one.
They're wearing like slightly odd garb. It looks a little
a little archaic though it is like extremely fine in
its craftsmanship, just to like, if you just saw them,
you just assumed that they were extremely wealthy people. Both
of them are pretty tall, like each one one is
six foot, one is like six one. They're very pale, though,
which is a rarity in dust fail and would instantly
instantly stand out because you're in a as a climate. Basically,
the slightly taller one has like a pointed cloth hat,
but it's quite nicely made. And then the other one
has like kind of scruffy, dirty hair. He stands a
little more slouched. The other one stands with a little
more obvious posture. The one with the cap says to
the slightly smaller one without the cap, I just can't
sleep in that coffin anymore. It smells a dwarf. The
scruffy haired one at the moment that I make contact
with them, No, I'm not there yet. This is only
for us. This is like, as you guys are approaching,
scruffy hair turns and says, yeah, well, mine smells of
that homeless looking sand walker. Maybe we should just look
around for some clean ones. And then the cap says,
h hold that thought. For now. It seems we've got
unexpected company. And then they literally as you walk in,
they turn and see you, and the one with the
cap tips his cap to you at the at the
far end, and you can do whatever is you wanted
to do. There is about to go and tip his
hat and yeah, that's read. He doesn't really need to
get another had lash. I would say, uh, not yet,
You'll probably still be climbing. You got to. You've got
to make it all the way around the back and
then climb upwards. Sure.
Speaker 5: I just nod at them and keep walking to Yeah, is.
Speaker 2: Gonna tip his tip his cowl at them and just
walk past them. Yeah, you guys, what are you looking for?
Where are you heading towards? We're actually.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna start by one of them real quickly.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, which one are you asking?
Speaker 5: Just both of them, just addressing them.
Speaker 2: The littler one, slightly smaller one with the scruffy hair,
turns and says, yeah, have you have.
Speaker 5: You seen a big big man and plate?
Speaker 2: A big man in plate? There's a future around. Yeah.
The taller one kind of like ushers the smaller one
away and says, yes, the Chancellor's men you're looking for,
aren't you? Yeah? Yeah, perhaps hoping that they'll come to
your aid.
Speaker 8: No doubt, Walter, I'll turn back, aid, No, they ask money,
the kind of interrupt the conversation.
Speaker 2: Aid, No, they owe us money. We're here to collect.
The little one like cocks his head and smiles at you.
The taller one says, oh, is that right? Yes, yeah,
all that money that you owe hmmm. Perhaps it's the
the duwel seller. Didn't you don't you owe him money
for those diamonds? Raja? All right? Huh Russia was dead?
He doesn't do we know? The taller one says, oh,
you don't quite know us. I'm sure, but we know you.
And then they look up as Lash pokes a beak
through the top. Yes we even know old Lash.
Speaker 5: Hello, oh God, can I roll an inside check? Like immediately?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you trying to incite them for?
Speaker 5: I want to know, I mean, I want to know
how they know us. Okay, if we've ever seen them before,
if we've ever come across them, if I ever come
across them.
Speaker 2: Uh, okay, I'm going to put you on this map,
so you got to have the idea of where you are.
It's not necessarily like a roll initiative, but okay, yeah,
you are up at your up at your window in
the background there, so you have no idea why these
two posh tofts who are just randomly in here would
know anything about you or anyone else here. Raja, there
is a stench coming off of these from your little sonar.
If it's still pinging, I'm going to ready an action
as well. Mhm.
Speaker 5: Is it like tense? Do they seem tense or do
they seem like they seem super relaxed Raja, Because if
Raja's tense, and I'm immediately like.
Speaker 8: Oh you can tell, I'm like hand went too hilt
of sword immediately for starters. And whenever they turn to
look at you, so they're not looking at me, I'm
just making direct eye contact with you and kind of
like the.
Speaker 2: Little one, the little one is just looking at Raja
with his head cocked in a smile.
Speaker 8: Well if if he never looks away from me, then
then then like never mind that. But yeah, you can
Raja is tense. I'll say that much.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna message Raja and can you do your your
thing this.
Speaker 8: But they know exactly who we are, They know we
were on our way, they know lashes here, They are
more prepared than we are. Message Arden, tell him to
go back to the front door and put that magic
circle on the front doorstep.
Speaker 5: Now, hey, Arden, go put that circle on the front step,
says Raja.
Speaker 10: Okay, tell him, Kitty wamblows, and I'll walk out to
go do it, Arden, says Kitty wamblows.
Speaker 2: Also, it's gonna take a minute.
Speaker 5: He's gonna take a minute.
Speaker 2: We can buy him sixty seconds. All right. Well, I
didn't like being in combat anyway as usual, so bye bye.
Speaker 5: Fuck, it's tense. I'm gonna look over at Carlias. Are
you doing anything Carlias or I.
Speaker 2: Read in an action but ready action. If they do
anything like hostile towards us anything, He's.
Speaker 9: Gonna like quick draw the gun and aim it at them,
all right, with the intent of fire or just amm
with the intent of intimidation.
Speaker 4: While this is going on, I'm actually gonna make my
way around to the front door and just stay right
to you're facing the building to the right off of
the steps.
Speaker 2: Uh okay, the front door where these guys just came in,
as opposed to as she has any one entrance.
Speaker 8: Yeah, if Walter's communication thing is still open, I'm responding
to him also a message last they know she's here
this point hiding.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would probably was. I was gonna say I
was going to relay that instantly. So maybe that's the
reason she goes down to the door.
Speaker 12: Then, Yeah, I mean, i'd still be hiding in case
the Chancellor is around, but I'm just kind of crouched
out near the entrance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna so that you you know us that
Why mind introducing yourself?
Speaker 2: The taller one says, yes, of course, how very rude.
My name is Stellion and this is my partner Hunter.
We work for the Slake. The Slake are the sort
of like a private military for the Emperor, you know
how like Strings was one of the dragoons. They're like,
they're like the strong arm. These guys are more like
the Turks in Final Fantasy. They they they're more interested
in information. They're kind of like a CIA type agency.
They work like directly for the Emperor. Pretty much no
one knows anything about them other than you don't fuck
with them. They're extremely well connected and no one really
knows how they operate or why. But if they do something,
you don't fuck with them. Like no one. No one
does anything. It's like having the FBI in front of you,
just being like, Bam, FBI, fucking show me wallet.
Speaker 5: So we would we would know who the sleagh is.
Speaker 2: Then absolutely everyone knows who the slave kids. Yeah, it's
the highest possible ranking of like military slash authority in
dust veil. I'm like immediately uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: Then, I don't suppose this is about the fella from
Windy Peaks, the fellow from Windy Peaks.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, yes, you've been quite slow with delivering
what was promised, haven't you, Raja about the delivery.
Speaker 8: I'm talking about the bloodsucking building jumping, hostage taking scumbag
pile of undead filth that attacked us in Windy Peaks.
Speaker 2: The other one, the one that's staring at you, the
smaller one, says yeah, his name was Valen, and he
was a rogue, all right, he went off grid. We
didn't ask him to do it, he weren't supposed to
do it. He got the blood lust in him. He
was a new recruit.
Speaker 5: So what does the Emperor want with you?
Speaker 7: Guys?
Speaker 2: You haven't told your friend.
Speaker 5: I just got here yesterday.
Speaker 2: Each of you. The orb Dwarf might I look at it.
He holds out hand, his very pale hand. His nails
are slightly too long and a little pointy at the end.
I don't know about that. Well, I can assure you
it doesn't belong to you.
Speaker 13: Well, we were given a task. But just being cautious,
you know, we just met. I don't know who you are.
You know, it's kind of courtesy to be little.
Speaker 2: Reserve.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna ready an action to haste them if these
two attack.
Speaker 2: He's still holding his hand out. Come. Come, I haven't
got all day. What do you want the orb? I
want to check it's the right orb. You numb nuts
have been wandering all over dust fail getting nothing done,
apart from pissing off dragons and killing your comrades. Actually,
I have been trying to get that job done, just saying.
Speaker 9: Tend to slow down once progress. Can I hold it
and you check it? Or I looked at Rajah. I
hit the orb in like a puch that's on the
inside of his trousers. Okay, so I have to kind
of dig in.
Speaker 2: Pull it out. He doesn't care. He takes like your
hand underneath before he takes the orb. It's very cold,
like it's like touching, like an icy cold, frozen piece
of meat or something. And then he slides his hand
over the top and takes the orb away. He takes
a moment to look it over and then just hands
it back to you. It's the right one. It's not
one of the figs. Oh, yes, I can tell. It's
quite powerful.
Speaker 8: So if it's so important and so powerful that we delivered,
why are we doing it instead of you? Well, really,
you're more trusted by the Emperor.
Speaker 2: Yes, bad, Well we're rather important. Yeah, you are quite disposable.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna start still casting in front of them, so
if they don't, if they don't try to stop me,
I'm casting zone of truth on the floor.
Speaker 2: Uh, he's definitely gonna stop you. Like as soon as
you put your hand up, his hand moves out way
quicker than your eyes can probably notice, just grips you
by the wrist again, frozen cold. It's it's a fucking
strong grip as well. And he says, uh uh no, no, no, no, no, no,
no ah, none of that. If you wouldn't mind, I
really can't be bothered to get my fine new clothes
dirty tonight, and I can't bother being lied to. I'm
gonna put the orb back in the trouseru, the the
the taller one. Stellan with the cap just adjusts his
hat and says, we're on the same side here. Of course,
why would I lie? And I'm going to finish the spellcast? Ah,
well you can try. Oh oh shit, how long has
it been since I walked off?
Speaker 8: I was gonna ask Arden must be back by now, right,
It's been well over sixty seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If Aden, you've cast a like a five minute
conversation magic circle somewhere.
Speaker 10: At the front to cover the entrance, I guess is
what I was told to do, and aren't just gonna
follow orders.
Speaker 2: He's he's recovering from almost dying. I'll give you an
actual magical circle to place down so he's a little
out of it if you want to place it somewhere.
What about this one? How big is it? Let me
actually see I didn't check that for some reason. Is
that an actual circle?
Speaker 10: H takes taxa minute to cast do ten foot radius
twenty foot tall cylinder oh and last an hour.
Speaker 2: Ten foot radius, So it's about that. I'll give you
control of this token if you scroll down towards the door. Yeah, yeah,
I'll just I'll just just just shove it right in
the hallway. You should be able to move it wherever
you want. The vampire just grabs your hand again, stopping
you from being being able to do any of the
somatic components. Assuming that's what it takes. And she said
you move your hands, it is somatic. Yes, yeah, he'll
He'll grab both of your hands and pries them apart.
You can attempt to like remove yourself with like an
athletics check or something, or acrobatics, because he's essentially grappling you,
But if you don't stop him, then he just very
quickly gets your wrists, moves them apart, and says, dodge.
Speaker 8: Can I try to dodge the grip in the first
place when he reaches out to grab me, Uh yeah,
and give me an athletic check? Can I dodge using acrobatics?
I'm pretty sure that works out. I think I think
acrobatics is what I meant. I'm so tense right now, dude,
where's the fucking thing?
Speaker 2: Hey, that's pretty good, makes it, breaks it? But then
he appears behind you, just like a like the flash,
you know, like how the flashes. He's behind you and uh,
he's gonna straight up grapple you again. You can give
me another acrobatics that feels rigged. No, he's able to
do this. Good not good enough this time. The the
the vampire appears behind you, Raja, and he clicks his
fingers at Walter. Give me a wisdom saving throw, Walter.
Speaker 5: Fuck, I don't like this and don't like this at all.
Speaker 2: He clicks his fingers at you, and then nothing happens,
and he says, you're starting to anger me. And you
can feel him again, Raja. He's really strong, not like
exception overpoweringly overbearingly strong, but like really strong for his
small frame. He's got you now kind of in a
in a grip and then he's going to reach out
and grab your head. Give me a wisdom saving throw.
Wisdom save can totally worked. Yeah, you are now like
kind of under his control. Basically he cast dominate person
on you.
Speaker 5: Ka wa can I see this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, okay, count a spell?
Speaker 5: Little spell?
Speaker 13: Is it?
Speaker 2: It is a level five spell, so you have to
roll a Charisma check fifteen. All right, boys, easy there,
you can do this.
Speaker 5: Wait, fuck, that's only an attack.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 8: This whole thing has just been rapid fires, the spells
clipping off, but no one actually swinging at anyone, which
is kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Well, I assume you try to count a spell it.
Speaker 5: I might have some bullshit. Hold on, I might have
some bullshit.
Speaker 2: I assume at some point Carlias has pulled out a
fucking gun, but you you're ready to action off pulling
a gun on someone happens this guy.
Speaker 5: I don't have any bullshit.
Speaker 2: My gun's pointed onto uh hunter, you haven't.
Speaker 5: Just ties of chaos. It's only on one attack roll right,
hold one Tides of Chaos five because I think I
can tides of chaos, but I don't. Oh oh no, no, no,
ties of chaos.
Speaker 2: You can give yourself advantage on the roll. You have
to declare it before.
Speaker 5: It's it's before you tell me. If it fails or succeeds,
then you don't get ties of chaos.
Speaker 8: Yet, you told him the thing before he even rolled,
so that would mean he would never have had a chance.
Speaker 2: That doesn't even make any sense. What do you mean
you told him the D.
Speaker 8: He told him the DC before he even rolled, so
you can't say, oh, well, since you knew the DC,
you can't do it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, I've already told you it's failed. That's
all I'm saying. Okay, you know it's failed, and that's
why you're trying to ties of chaos. Yeah, that's why.
But here it doesn't. It doesn't matter. He would have known.
He can work it out. He knows.
Speaker 5: I didn't do it because I wrote it down as
one attack role for some reason.
Speaker 2: But it's one role. Doesn't matter. Dominated Essentially, this means
you are charmed. The two of you have a telepathic link. Ah.
You can use this telepath thing to issue commands to
the creature while you are conscious. No action required, which
it does its best to obey. You can specify a
simple and general course of action, such as attack that creature,
run over there, fetch that object. The creature completes the
order and doesn't receive further direction from you. It defends
and preserves itself to the best its ability. You can
use your action to take total and precise control of
the target until the end of your next turn. The
creature takes only the actions you choose and doesn't do
anything that you don't allow it to do. During this time.
You can also cause the creature to use a reaction,
but this requires you to use your own reaction as well.
So essentially you are for one minute dominated by this thing.
He says to you telepathically, Rajah, hold the dagger up
to your throat. No, Raja holds a dag up to
his throat, and he says to the rest of you,
if you continue to try to defend yourselves and try
to resist what we have to speak to you about,
I'll have him kill himself. Then they're done that. Whatever
you're gonna tell us, get it over with.
Speaker 10: I want to ready an action because I'm walking like
I'm staying back a little bit. If the fight starts,
or I think they're gonna have Roger kill himself, I'm
gonna use a bonus action to sanctuary Roger.
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Would we know?
Speaker 5: I know it's charm person, charm person that it doesn't
let them hurt themselves.
Speaker 4: Brad Am I able to hear this from where I.
Speaker 2: Am or you're like in the doorway, Now this is
pretty obviously happening. There's like your stood just outside right
the front door. Sure, yeah, there's like a woman with
a broom who's just stood there, like just watching this
thing happening is pretty obviously happening. It's not happening so
far away from you, and and it's quiet as well,
so you can probably make out all of the.
Speaker 5: Can I cast a mirror image and make an intimidation check?
Speaker 2: You can begin casting mirror image.
Speaker 5: Isn't it instantaneous?
Speaker 2: Well no, you take an action to do anything.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's six seconds. But okay, I will begin
casting mirror image and look at him, and you're you're
going to want to let him go.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I'm not.
Speaker 8: M That isn't even men telepathically hear me, right, that's
that's rather shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: You have to be quiet.
Speaker 5: That's grammatically correct.
Speaker 2: Silence you. You see him, he says, if one of
you cast one more spell, I'll kill you all. I'm
gonna walk forward. Okay, so I'm not sure what I
came back to. But ah, okay, uh, what do you want?
Who are you? I sorry?
Speaker 11: I was I almost died recently and I'm kind of
a little out of the loop.
Speaker 2: Well, weren't you people coming to find us? Excuse me,
you people, yes, excuse me you your right tank group
came to find us. If we don't want anything with
simply watching and guiding you from afar to make sure
that you complete your task. You have a very very
simple task. Go wander until the princess comes to you
and tries to snatch that orb away, and when she
does kill her, take the armor and bring it to
the Crimson city. Is that so very very difficult for
your very dullered minds to understand?
Speaker 11: Okay, well, first of all, it's not that all. Second
of all, wait what a we? Oh yes, wait an
we already doing this? We're wondering.
Speaker 2: Then why don't you help her out again? You are
quite a disposable, and myself and my compadre here are not.
And then he he grabs like Raja's head and like
pulls it back, bears his throat, and then like looks
and takes a sniff very fresh, and then he says
to you, Rajah, in your mind, try any funny business,
and I promise I will kill you all. And then
he releases you from the dominate person. Now, if you
don't mind, we have our own business to attend to.
This evening hunter come along and they begin to walk away.
I'm sorry to bother you again.
Speaker 11: How are you inside this it's it's shouldn't you be
like burning up?
Speaker 2: It means they were invited in. They're working with the chick. Yes, yes, yes,
there is not too many that aren't under Solomon's influence,
and that includes the chancellor of the people of this town,
anybody who have influenced who you've met, even that terrible dragon.
And they kind of look, both of them, shoot a
look over at Carlas. Oh, I'm sure he'll he'll want
words with you eventually, won't he. So you'll wear wolves? Yes,
we're wear wolves, arden, that's precisely what we are. That's gross,
No wonder it smells like dog you gross. That's actually
a good question to you. Good job, job, very good question.
They carry on walking away from you. I would say
they probably just like straight up walk out unless you
guys do anything crazy. Carlos is going to shout who
the hell is he? Well, as they used to say
to me when I was but a small little cherub,
that's for me to know and you to find out
the car, then why don't you let me find out?
Tell us? Hmmm, I don't think I need to tell
you anything. Why you're going to be.
Speaker 13: Watching us whilst we do this mediocre task, please give
us the pleasure of understanding what's at stake.
Speaker 2: Mediacaskulls don't understand a single thing.
Speaker 8: Hunter, So do you want us to run off on
this Chancellor's little wild goose chase or just go back
to the Crimson.
Speaker 2: City with the orb. If we wanted the orb, we
just take the orb.
Speaker 8: You clearly can't do it, or you would have already
done it. Why you can't handle it as an undead?
It doesn't work in the hands of certain creatures. You
need us specifically for this, or you wouldn't have made
us do it in the first place.
Speaker 2: You would have.
Speaker 8: Already done it yourself. Hmm, Many, that wasn't But that
wasn't my question. The Chancellor is trying to send us
to a town called Safari east of here that has
nothing to do with this job. What he wants us
to do about that?
Speaker 2: Why not head on out and take a little look. Oh,
trust me, if Solomon wanted us to complete the task,
he'd have us complete the task. He will use his
many puppets as he wishes. Everybody does his bidding, even
the Empire. The minor vampires like our old friend Valen
and the smaller vampire kind of Snickers and the hundreds
who have died on quests of folly. He has all
the time in the world. We have all the time
in the world. You do not have all the time
in the world. I would suggest that you do your
best to track down the princess, find her, kill her,
take the armor, bring the armor and the orb to
us in the Crimson City. Is that so difficult for
you to understand? Fine? Relieved so many questions. There's nothing
more you need to know, dwarf. So why did Titan
when face to face? Let me go? If you know
there the orb? Do you even know what it is?
And a side glance to Rija not a clue. I'm
starting to wonder what happens if it breaks? M Yeah,
what would happen if it broke? Well, the first thing
that would happen is you'd probably all immediately die. That
would come down from on high.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Second of all, not sure, Maybe trying not to find
out that would be the best course of action.
Speaker 13: All right, I have the last question. It's got nothing
to do with you or what I hold up the medallion?
Who did this belong to?
Speaker 2: That little trinket. Well, there's my surname on it. M hmm,
well then I suppose it belongs to you.
Speaker 13: Nope, but it's not just mine. It's a combo. I
woke up when I got revived with it on my person.
Speaker 2: M m. Yes, the revival huh the revival The revival
and they start to hit each other lightly, Yes, yes, yes,
quite quite the revival it was, wasn't it? Yes? Well, okay,
then enough questions. Board going and the smaller one Hunter, Yeah,
on board as well. See you later, unlosers.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna message Hunter. Use message on Hunter, and what
happens if the princess gets the orb instead of us
killing her.
Speaker 2: Hunter is immediately in front of you, very quickly moves
to in front of where you are. His teeth are bed.
He now has these two very large incisors that have
been pulled down like huge insizes. He bears them like
directly in front of your face. Like his whole demeanor changes.
He's kind of down, he looks a little feral. His
eyes just go completely black, and then these huge teeth
come out, and then Stellion from behind just immediately commands
him Hunter. And the thing is in front of you
like here before he stops that doggy stupid werewolves, don't
don't fuck with my head.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it again and go what happens?
Speaker 2: Would you just fight these things? Or you're just looking
bread and red? It's like, oh almost, uh, alright, he's
gonna fucking bite you and Chlora. You m just instantly
fucking bite and Chlora you. Let's see here, Bie.
Speaker 5: Wore hey shields as a reaction.
Speaker 2: Alright, twenty one and twenty four? Uh oh fuck?
Speaker 5: Does that even help me? Actually? Now that puts it
up to a seventeen, so both head But well wait,
hold on, did my mirror image ever go off?
Speaker 9: This was?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like as you started casting it, I had him say,
don't cast any more magic, So it's up to you.
Okay I carried it on, but I assumed you didn't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, okay, never mind, okay, so I take
uh what is that twenty twenty four damage?
Speaker 2: This fucking thing just fucking like as soon as it
stops and says don't fuck with my head, the guy
shouts and then like you see, you see Walter do
something to suggest.
Speaker 5: That he the my eyes would flare up or the
blue flames.
Speaker 2: The flames, and then suddenly he's like fucking like this
thing is on him. The claws like dig into you.
It's not really like a slash. He leaps onto you
like a fucking massive, fucking lion or cat or something,
jumps onto your front, and his like claws of hands
just dig into your shoulders on both sides and they
crush down with an immense strength and pierce through both
of your like shoulder areas. And then this thing just
fucking bites down on like this area, not quite your neck,
but just your shoulder, and the guy behind shouts again, Hunter,
that's enough, and the thing like stops, but it's on you,
blood dripping. Anyone doing anything mental in this one second
that this all happens.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel like at this point I'd probably be
attacking it. Okay, as much as I as much as
I as a player, as much as I as a player,
as much as I as a player don't want to
take this fight. Roger would not sit there while the
thing is clawing out him, So you would one.
Speaker 2: Swing at it, all right? Yeah? I would start casting
everyone roll me initiative. We're going to go to a break,
and when we come back, will conclude how this plays out,
conclude who knows, who knows? Thanks so much, see you
all in a bit. We're out, and then pull them
back in Welcome back, everybody. Let me just make sure
everyone can see all this bullshit here on the stream.
So I would say, at this point, you guys are
like initiative. Let me just hook you up with some
dope ass tunes. Apparently not. What's this one? I remember
this one? Here we go, how about that one? It's
been a while. No, you can't win music. I remember this.
I've used this when we thought the Wraith in the desert.
There you go, that's what this one is. I just
have a couple, basically, I just have some which are
listed under evil. And that's all I know. I don't
know all. So this fucking thing just just launches onto
onto Walter. It just grabs onto him and clings into
the front of him. It's like a fully grown fucking
human male basically, although he looks very young. He grabs
onto him, clings into his shoulders, and then just bites
like probably just a decent chunk out of his neck.
There's just blood now that just runs up his face
and then lands and dribbles from his chin. His eyes
have gone like fully black across the front, and he's
clearly like like drinking the blood while it's running down
his chin. The guy behind Stellian, the other one with
the cap, sort of screams like to stop at at Hunter,
and then Arden does something, what do you want to
do on hmm, I'm gonna guy, that's my favorite spell.
I never got to use spirit guardians. Spirit guardians, So
that creates a bunch of little creatures, right, call forth.
Speaker 10: A bunch of spirits to protect me and my friends
fifteen feet radius around me. Anything that starts their turn
or enters that it has to make a wisdom saving throw.
On a billed say the creature takes three D eight
radiant damage. On a successful say the creature takes.
Speaker 2: Half as much. What level is that? There's a level
three spell? I can you do it this way too? Ray?
In that case, from behind you, you hear the the
other taller vampire just hold up his hand and say no,
and it stops the spell. As it's being cast. You
feel the beginning of the spell about to be cast
before it's countless spelled away by the other one. Anything
else counter spell his counter spell. No, we went through this. Fuck,
I don't think it can be done. There's a reason
I'm actually not. Oh wait no, actually no, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't know if you're counting the official replies on Twitter.
But Chris Perkins said, you can counter spell counter.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can, as long as it's someone else. That's why. Yeah,
you can't. You can't count to spell his counter spell.
Speaker 5: Just real quick, by the by the like the tone
of stellion, does it look like he's trying to difuse
the situation or protect Hunter?
Speaker 2: Give me an inside jack, Fuck me, dude. Uh, he's
fucking coming after y'all. He's both trying to protect Hunter
and he looks fucking angry and also you have a
thing on you that's eating you, which probably.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna counter spell. I'm going to counter spell his
counter spell.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this f sucking thing is about to be
counter spelled. You see it almost disappear and then the
radiance comes out. Ash Walter, while being consumed, is able
to count a spell the counter spell instantly. It's a
level three, so it's just bam bam, bam, bam bam,
and the thing goes off what was the radius on it?
Because I'll give you fifteen again, Fataine.
Speaker 10: It looks so it looks like jubilees. Actually in this fight,
there's just sparklers going off everywhere.
Speaker 2: X Ever, it's going to be a big, big fucking radius, right,
is that right? M is that? Does that spell center
on and move with him? Or does he make a
circle on the floor? I think it's centers on him?
Oh yeah, you do? Do the glow? That was a
lot that was there? You go? Cool? So is it
everybody else see that?
Speaker 5: I can't see it, but it only matters that you
and Brad can see it. I can make everyone see it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see the blooster.
Speaker 2: Okay, see you now? I like that. I just wander
around with my blue glow, Hugby. So does Hunter have
to make us safe now or when they start their
start their turner into it? All right? Okay? Anything else
in your turn? Is that a bonus? Oh? No, you
did it, didn't you?
Speaker 6: That was it?
Speaker 2: Just straight up? Yes? Regular? Just regular?
Speaker 10: If I can move behind j without attack of optunity
since he's mauling Jay.
Speaker 2: Where were you there? Yeah you can't, but he doesn't
seem to be focused on you, right, you don't instantly
take an attack opportunity. If they choose to attack you,
they can, and this thing is one focused, hyper focused
on Walter. Do that, I guess?
Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, I'm going to kind of hide behind the
wall because I have a huge issue that's been growing
about just getting hit immediately if I cast a spell
or just dropping battle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got like a full PTSD thing going on,
am iron Man three right now?
Speaker 5: On then three, the.
Speaker 2: Form of Stellion kind of blurs and speeds forward and
appears here behind behind Hunter. It looks like he's bringing
out an arm reaching forward towards Hunter, who's just on
the front of Walter. They're sort of occupying the same
space really, But whatever, Rajia, your time, he'll take. He'll
take three D six Oh yeah yeah, yeah, what is
it save or just straight up three D six? Three
D six or three D eight? I thought it was
three eight eight. Yeah, he needs to save with the
DC sixteen wisdom. All right, let me just do all
of his stuff on here, because I think he's got
stuff role at his ship. Nice. He takes double double
damage for twelve radiant twelve radiant damage. Yeah, he runs
into this thing, like just arm out stretched towards Hunter.
And then just as soon as he enters this thing,
you see him his own sort of teeth come out,
his eyes turned black as well as he's reaching forward,
and he begins to burn. There's a smell it just
it looks kind of like he's on fire, though there's
no flame on him. And what was it twelve twelve radiant? Yeah,
fucking and then it is Roger's son. Okay, I will
cast protection from evil on myself m hm as my action,
and then bonus action will be.
Speaker 8: Slayer's eye targeting Hunter mhm. And that's pretty much gonna
be the end of my turn. But just from an
RP standpoint, Roger is gonna pull out his flask of
my last flask of holy water, puld it next to
Hunter's head and point the revolver at it like he's
gonna shoot through it, so it bursts the bullet and
all the holy water onto his head. And just look
at Steli and it say call off the dog or
we will put it down.
Speaker 2: The form of Stellion looks insane right now. It's kind
of like he's on fire. He's kind of hissing like
a fucking cat or a snake or something and or
a cat sneak and he looks to you, Raja as
it happens, and he's like, I'm trying, his voice becoming
way more animalistic than it was a minute ago. That's
the end of my turn. Cool, Carlia's your turn.
Speaker 13: So I, after hearing Stallion say that, could I physically
like try and push him off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do the shove action, I guess to try.
And so you can use an attack action to shove
a creature or knock it prone and push it five
feet away from you. Basically you can make a strength
check contested by the target's strength or dex check. I
was never quite clear on that does that If he
has two attacks, do you consume both of those that
make a shove or can you like shove and regular
attack with multi attack?
Speaker 8: Well, because Carlias gets two attacks, right, so I wasn't
sure if shoving takes up both of them.
Speaker 5: Now multi attack, Oh sorry.
Speaker 2: I would say, because it specifically says you use an
attack action and not an action that you can shove
and then shoot. Technically you would still get your extra
attack now.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, like if it's specifically multi attack multi attack.
To do the second attack, you have to attack once,
so like, oh, yes, I guess, I guess that would work.
It's an attack action.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have extra attack, right, what is the specific
wording on extra attack? That's if a quick look here.
Beginning at fifth level, you can attack twice instead of
once whenever you take the attack action on your turn,
and shoving is an attack action, so yeah, you could
shove them attack. That makes sense that you would be
able to use one of your attack actions roll for
a shof a strength athletics check. Or you could also
attempt to shove twice. That would be another option.
Speaker 5: Oh damn, they're roll in twenties freely though.
Speaker 2: This time. Yeah, Like, like this thing is like about
to like fucking tear into Walter some more when suddenly
this like barreling dwarf appears and just I assume actually
just pushes him as he like rears up. It's very
easy for Carlaison just oof and launches the form of
hunter off of Walter. Hunter probably just boom lands. I
think it sets him prone. Oh do you want to
push it five feet away or not? It prone? Push
it five feet right? Yeah? Yeah, so you just push
him away. He kind of like falls and then lands
kind of like on all fours like a fucking cat,
and then looks up again, his face wild and covered
in Walter's blood, and hisses. Next to him. You see
the form of stelli and begin to and shift as
if he's gonna do something. I'm gonna I'm gonna just
turn to Stallion. Way to get him out of here. Now,
the form of Stellian is still being burned. He doesn't
even acknowledge you. He just if this is the end
of your turn, do you move?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Ready in action? You can't. You've used your engine multi tie.
It's not that's not an action and an attacker different Okay, yeah,
that'll do. Stellian moves here pretty much at the same
time as Hunter, so like Stellion's formed blurs in front
of Hunter and kind of does this. Hunter takes radiant damage.
I guess Stellian does as well, though.
Speaker 10: Yeah, uh, Stellian already took the damage going into the circle.
Speaker 2: But he hang on when it starts its turn, okay,
injuries and starts to turn in it. Hunter takes some
radiant damage, zips past the form of Stellion, who's reaching
down and this thing just skitters across the floor, reaching down,
like reaching down that hunter. Yeah, he's he like he
turns his back to all of you and does this,
but then the form of hunter skitters underneath him, kind
of thing. You see the thing get burned in second here?
What is it? A deck save dex save wisdom save
but yeah, wisdom sixteen. Perhaps it takes eighteen radiant damage
all the line boys, we just keep them off Oden.
So that is life for Ardent. Yeah, it just fucking
like runs the chats runs underneath the area where Stellian
is reaching for him, and again just claws and white.
Speaker 5: Again. Uh so I guess five to ac the the
bite wouldn't hit, but the clause would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just starts clawing at you again, like you
feel the form pushed through this shield. But then like
as he scratches you to intense slashing damage, his face
hits something some sort of invisible force and he's just
kind of scratching like a wild animal. Again, his claws
like rake down the front of your body, down one thigh,
just opening up, lacerating, lacerating you. Walter, it is now
your turn.
Speaker 7: Hmm.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to one seck when when sick one sack?
Speaker 2: What is this? Okay?
Speaker 5: I'm going to mirror image, cast mirror image, and then
just so just three of three of me would appear.
I guess also prone or or whatever whatever form I'm in,
and then I'm going Okay, then I'm going to quicken
a chill touch and specifically use tides of tides of
chaos to give it advantage and just have an attack hunter.
Speaker 2: Cool, We'll strike with the chill touch. Okay, do you
want me to join me?
Speaker 5: The wild magic or nom.
Speaker 2: And fireballs is all? Yeah? Wild magic? Is that actually
ne chrodic damage?
Speaker 5: That that is a chrotic damage?
Speaker 2: Here? All right, give me a ten thousand, ten thousand
we're using that now? Yeah yeah, fuck yeah, you can be.
Speaker 5: A watch me roll of ten thousand right here?
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh fuck? Four four, five, five, I don't watch
can't we just use the D one hundred? The D
one hundred is so much better?
Speaker 8: Why would we use incoming ten thousand sun exploding super nova?
Speaker 2: Whoa no no no no no no no no no
no no. Almost the best thing ever rolls one, but
it specifies ally and not enemy terrible shame, What is it?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 2: You find out in a minute the form of Walter
just splits into a four and it's difficult to make
out which one is which in this in this close space.
And then he reaches out, how does chill touch look
actually to say, it's.
Speaker 5: Just a spectral hand that like I would have it
just grab his face as he's trying to bite.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He he seems to be way more perturbed by
the fucking shield in front of him and the radiant
damage being dealt to him. The chill touch doesn't seem
to affect him in any way whatsoever. Lash.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm going to disengage so I can get like
a little bit of distance. And is am I still
in the circle that Arden has put down? If I'm
touching the edge of it, like, does that count?
Speaker 4: I don't want to get out.
Speaker 2: Of I mean, you're in the circle. But the vampire
could just stand. The vampire could just stand, how do
I point, Robert? Yeah, the vampire could just stand like
right here and then hit you from outside the circle?
Speaker 4: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: Okay? Right?
Speaker 4: And then I'm going to use one of my nineteen
flame arrows and shoot Hunter.
Speaker 2: I forgot you let's go.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know if I need to add the flame, like,
does a flame arrow have like a one D four
or is just create?
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it does. You roll a normal
arrow regardless, so roll the attack roll first. I think
that's a hit in here we wrote it didn't wait wait,
hang on flame arrows. Upon the hit, the arrows ignite
and dial an extra one D four flame damage if
the object flammerboy ignites. If an ignited creature uses an
action to dasse flames, oh, they can use an action.
If not, it takes some D four before it naturally
burns out. Okay, yes, so you get one to D
four now and then one D four next round basically.
Speaker 4: Okay, So sneak attack because they're near my allies, right.
Speaker 2: And the short bow damage. Do you still get the
arrow damage? Oh? Great damage?
Speaker 4: All that sneak attack.
Speaker 2: For these magic arrows or normal the magic arrows? Right?
They actually don't know. They have like glyphs on them.
I think memory serves, which means they were enchanted.
Speaker 4: They were they had to be creed crafted special for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we member. I have a mimber now,
so that is that the fucking arrow just appears out
of nowhere. You see it hit Hunter in one side.
He acknowledges it, and then it ignites and he begins
to be on actual fire as well as the radiant
damage dealing him kind of this invisible burning. He starts
to hiss and go even more insane, which is just great.
It's just great. And yeah, he's like on fire, So
on your next turn you can roll another for unless
he unless he puts it out, Stellion takes Did we
find out what the four five? No?
Speaker 5: Wouldn't that have just happened right there?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, it's gonna resurrect them as soon as we kill him.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, right now, I think he needs to
do the autumn damage. Did he move in cool? Where
he moved? He started his turn in there? Oh that's good,
that's good a save yeah at sixteen mm hmmm, so
it takes three radiant damage. Okay, three radiant damage. Yeah.
The fire burns him and he kind of waves his
hands above him before appearing behind Hunter. He is going to, uh,
I'll just rolled it, take me all day, funck sake. Hey,
I think it's okay. Yeah, he grabbed. He grabs Hunter
and just drags him backwards. Hunter is like a fucking
you ever seen like a fucking big cat or something
going insane like this, he's doing that. He's just going
into like he's wild. He's on fire. There's the blood
all over his face, and he's just clawing at the
air where Walter is. And then when Stelling starts dragging
him back, he's like clawing back at him, but he's
not really doing anything. Stellen just drags him kind of
like this way does a hunter take damnage again for leaving? No? No,
I think it's when he starts his turn.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but Harden can just take one step forward before
Hunter gets another turn, so it a matter.
Speaker 2: Yep, he's going to Stelling like holds him and says
like just across all of you. He shouts, lay down
your arms. As he calms down, you see his eyes
go from being like full black back to kind of
like they're very dark in color. They look black anyway,
but they're not fully black. There are whites once again.
His teeth kind of shrink a little back. They're still
very pointy and slightly longer than they should be. But
he calms down once he's outside of the radiance and
he's got he's got Hunter very much firmly in a
wild grip. He's still kind of going insane. He shouts
at you too, ll lay down your arms and Harden.
It's your turn. Can I make a check and see
how how messed up? Do they look? Give me a
nature or yeah, in a nature check. I don't know
what else he's they are one almost dead cool?
Speaker 10: Ah, well, it is my civic duty to banish them.
I'm gonna step on up.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that counts as them entering the circle.
I don't know. That's a I'm not sure on that
I've done, and I cast it. I think it does.
It also says something.
Speaker 8: To do with this, right, I think I'm pretty sure
the intention of it is that the damage only ever
occurs on their turns. They step into it, or they
start their turn there like whatever it is, their turn,
the damage occurs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Otherwise, theoretically, couldn't you like move in it.
Speaker 8: Look at me, step in and out and do sixty
eight radiant damage in one turn.
Speaker 10: I dance around them until they die. All right, I'm
going to cast guiding bolts on Hunter.
Speaker 2: Okay? And third level? Oh could I not, No, you can.
It's just the fight was almost over in your read
holding them again four twenty boys. Let me see on
one second, I should be a cast at a entire level.
We use this spell using his spells a lot of
second level or higher.
Speaker 10: The damage decreases by one D six reach spell slot,
so another one D six on that are two.
Speaker 2: D six so eighteen eighteen radiant damage ten is the
attack roll though?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Do you have to make an attack roll?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: That's how that works? Then? Okay, cool.
Speaker 10: Then I will use my one of my channel divinities
to give myself a plus ten to the attack roll.
Speaker 2: I am going to use the reaction to.
Speaker 5: It's what is it called again, it's a I can't
remember what it's called. But I'm going to spend two
of my sorcery points to reduce.
Speaker 2: His role by one D four. Well, you can do that.
Ties the Chaos? Is that what that is?
Speaker 5: That's not Tides of the Chaos, but it's something I
got at level six.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've reduced his vidual reaction. I'm reducing his
role by four. Everyone can do a reaction if you
have the reaction to do something. Yeah, can I pull
him back. No, that's not a reaction.
Speaker 8: Reaction is if it's an ability that specifically says reaction
on it, you can do it again.
Speaker 2: This isn't just them saying I would like to do
something out of turn.
Speaker 5: Wait, no, I'm gonna counter spell as getting ball. Sorry,
can I reckon on that? I'm just gonna counter spells
his gunning ball.
Speaker 2: I thought that's what you were doing in the first place.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no, I forgot that. I had one
level three level three spell up.
Speaker 2: The guiding Bult is like being formed the form of
Stellen and Hunter engulfed in this fire again around Arden
and then as this thing like this fucking column of
light is like launching down towards the forms of Hunter
and Stell and it just just disappears and is counterspelled
by Walter Arden. Still your turn, Yeah, why is this
keep happening at the end of your turn? Yep? Mmmmm hmm.
The form of Stellen and Hunter that he's going to
drag them. He can only go like a little ways,
but he's going to drag him here. He's like he's
like moving pretty fucking slow. He's kind of occupying. He
can move on our turns he can move at the
end of your turns. Yeah. Ah, he moves like he
drags Hunter out of the radiant fire and steps backwards,
continuing like stop what you are doing. Hunt's still going
fucking wild. That's as far as he can move though.
It is now your turn, Russia Rajia will move right
here and I will Kay. No, I'm not gonna do that. Decisions.
Is this uh right here? Is this a torch? Just
this thing right here? Yeah? Is that a light light source? Okay?
For I'm going to use my bonus action two, not
not my holy water, but a flask of oil.
Speaker 8: H I have how many of those left? I have
three flasks of oil. I'm gonna use one and just
dowse the toll war and hold it over the torch
and then hold it up overhead and then ready an
action where if they come back towards us, I will
attack and I will in my turn. My ready to
action is my attack action, and if they step towards
us at all, they get chopped and then my turn
there with flaming toll war.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he moves away from you. He starts backing off
down this way around the corridor. Just drag in this
form back away from you. Guys, Carlis, it's your turn.
Did they take any damage when they're moving out or
when they started in there? They didn't start turning there?
They did it at the end of your turn. He's
got legendary actions which he gets to do at the
end of turns. Basically, I'm going to try and just
pull back both Arden and Walter. You may would that
be two athletics. Oh, you're actually physically grappling them. You
can only grapple one person. I'll pull Arden back just
to ensure the radiant cool. Give me a strength check. Arden,
you can give me an athlete Well, give me an
athletics check. Arden, give me an athletics or an acrobatics
check to try and stop being grappled, or you can
just freely be grappled. It doesn't matter either way. You've
been grappled. It's not putting forward most of it. Every Yeah,
from behind you, Carlis grabs you and sort of starts
dragging you a way back. You can only move half
your movement with someone grappled. Yeah, wants you anyway? Yeah,
so Arden, you'll be here end of your turn. Yeah,
I'm just gonna tell I like don't attack. Trying to
calm down the situation, I make them worse. They they
move further away. I'm gonna make one last wild desperate
attempt to escape. Yeah, Thirtain, you you sort of hear
the wild hissing from down the hallway as Hunter tries
to escape and Stellian just you you you hear this
like whispering from Stellian calm down, It's okay, it's the
blood lust. It's just a blood lust. We need them alive.
And he continues to try and drag him away. Walter,
it's your turn. Message him, message him a message. Yeah,
that's gonna be like good boy.
Speaker 5: No, I'm I'm gonna just like slump down, like just
on my knees, I said, ending the turn right there
with Ashed doing anything wild?
Speaker 12: Uh No, I would, I think, because this occurred to
me when it happened, and I was a little concerned,
I would just say, what if what if when he
was looking at the ORB that Carlias had used that
like fast movement, sleight of handting, and that's.
Speaker 4: Not what if we don't have the ORB.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I cheated cards. I would have seen it.
Can you just see Carlias grab on the orb.
Speaker 4: And I'd just lower my bow and kind of sag
my shoulders.
Speaker 2: From further down the hallway. Uh, you see Stellian kind
of like wrestle with Hunter under one arm. He sort
of points a finger down the hallway and says, half helf.
You disobeyed me, And then the two of them like
you just see him turn and like in that like
super fast vampiric blur away. He just he's gone. The
two of them disappear. The you guys are alive, these
two are no longer present.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna just yell down the hole after the master leaving.
I know you can still hear me. If you come back,
you won't be going home. And put the sword down.
Speaker 2: I was trying to do it this time. What the
fuck was the fucking turns? All right? Rolling the ship? Yeah,
I'll take my nineteen fox sake, all right, No reroll, reroll,
because I ended combat. They left, and then you fucking what.
Speaker 7: Again?
Speaker 4: Vampires are vain and cried.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be full of some moot. No, they're calling
my bluff. Oh yeah, they're fucking calling your bluff. He's
fucking pissed, dude. That's a twenty two on him and
come to Arden, I have a wonderful waiting just for you.
Speaker 5: Just as I was about to be like, oh I'm
so sorry, ready.
Speaker 2: This time, fuck, I'll blur them back to here. They
were actually up on the walls, so they're like they're
like a little way up, so they're like twenty feet up.
They're on the wall. All right, who we got lash
Arden Walter car Oh, I forgot to click myself. That's
all right, I can add it calas okay, and Raja
you have it's nineteen nineteen, got it? You go?
Speaker 5: Okay, real quick? Hold on, hold on, I'm going to
create I'm gonna use my fuck me dude, oh my,
how fucking trouble, fucking dead, we're so fucking dead. I'm
gonna use my sorcery points to create one more fifth
level spell. Am I able to get something off in
the time that we're resting or now? Okay, that's fine, No,
we're just straight level one, third level. Sorry, you know
you're gonna have to wait, Like basically you probably don't.
Speaker 2: You don't know anything's happened, right, only we know because
I'm saying role initiative. But basically, Raja says, if you
come back, you're not leaving. What did you say, you
won't be going home?
Speaker 8: You might be going from It's it's what Superman says
the dark Side in the Apocalypse movie.
Speaker 2: Then you just hear this fucking skittering from the walls
as uh As Stellian just lets Hunter go and just
the two of them starts skittering back down the wall.
Stellian says, says, it seems that you people won't listen
to basic orders. Find the Hunter, have at him.
Speaker 8: While while he's talking, Roger's going to turn back to
Carlias and say do it.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 8: UH might not, but I he'll he'll point, he'll point
in his pants like where the orb is, and say
do it if you have to.
Speaker 2: Why can't we just did diffuse the situation. I thought
we did. Oh, this is us diffusing it. This is
how we diffuse situations for a week. Why is this
happening again? Because the form of Hunter us, which is
now like it's still black eyed and covered in blood,
and it starts running down the fucking wall like sideways
like a fucking spider, just suddenly disappears. But you can
still hear him. That is the end of Stellion's turn.
Lash it's your turn. So I can't see them.
Speaker 12: I mean I can see them on the map over there,
but I can't see them my character can't.
Speaker 2: You can see yeah, you can just about vaguely see them.
You actually don't have a line of sight on them.
We still have a magic circle at the front door.
I know.
Speaker 4: I keep thinking about that, like retreating to that if we.
Speaker 2: Start retreating down the hall ready to action as well.
Speaker 15: I'm i am.
Speaker 12: I was thinking about how to say that in character,
like go back to the circle, because I couldn't remember
exactly what it did, but I know we weed it
down for a reason.
Speaker 4: It was like, is it a circle of protection? Yeah, okay,
going to dash which is there's thirty. Sorry, I'm so
sid there's thirty and then I can almost make it there.
I can do that already.
Speaker 8: The worst part is we could have done so much
more damage if we actually unloaded off.
Speaker 5: I know, I was just fucking thinking that I wasted
for you of my biggest spells.
Speaker 4: Sadly, that's my my turn, but I would have shouted
head to the circle.
Speaker 2: Lash downs at dash Hunter with invisibility. Hey, do you
guys run from your character or from your I guess
lash was here. Yeah, that's an interesting question. Do you
run from I run from my character. That's how I
do it. I go like directly from the middle to
from now, and that's how we do it. Okay, Hunter
gets to here? Actually well, m yeah, no, he's gonna
run around the wall to hear cool. I can't see him,
remember you just hear it right, running around around on
the wall. Raja, you got this buddy? Oh so yeah, right?
Speaker 8: Can I if I I can hear him there? And
I I did target him with Slayer's eye. I'm not
sure how that works while he's invisible. I don't think
it lets me see him.
Speaker 2: Bizz Oh, I thought you talget Oh yeah, you target
him with his I.
Speaker 8: Can I make a perception to see if I can? Well,
I guess I can just attack. I can choose to
attack him if I so choos correct.
Speaker 2: Pretty much you can attack him with disadvantage. Yeah, you've
got you've got an idea of where he is. He's
not trying to be silent. He's very obviously like running
around wall.
Speaker 5: What about his ready to action that he had ready.
Speaker 2: Did he ever come within range?
Speaker 5: He is now, isn't he?
Speaker 2: Well, there's no way he still has that ready action.
You guys will stop the comment, and he was. He
put his thing down and was like mamma, and then no, no, no, sorry,
I'll be in the background. Go for the haymad garajah. Yeah.
I will move right here between him and Walter. I
have your back, remember, and I will. Let's see now
what I'm just going to attack him from here. So
that is use my reaction to give him my last
channel divinity a plus ten to his attack. Can you
give it to other people? Yep, at level sixecond. So
that's a twenty two and the I don't get the
crit because I have disadvantage. Correct, So it's a twenty
two and a twenty four twenty.
Speaker 5: Two still on fire.
Speaker 2: Fire said just deals an extra flat five fire damage
two hits.
Speaker 8: Nice, so it is, and each hit gets a plus
four because they're my favorite enemies.
Speaker 2: So that's twenty two. And here's the little so it's
it's what do you mean? Twenty two and twenty.
Speaker 10: Three plus five fire damage plus four favorite mGy all right.
Speaker 2: At that and they get a plus one D six
from Slayer's eye. So that is two, that is fifteen,
that is nineteen and is twenty three twenty eight plus
five so it's twenty eight physical and five fire.
Speaker 5: So that's a lot more than that. That's that's thirty
seven damage.
Speaker 2: That that that crit didn't hit because I head disadvantage,
So subtract twenty bad, my bad. What was the second bit?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 2: Seven seven seven seven fire? Sorry, what's the D two?
I forgot that? The D two is slayers eye? All right,
so and then five fire damage. Yeah, you just basically
got an extra five from the oil. Pretty much. Cool? Right, Yeah,
so fucking Also that also halts region, which is great.
Vampires swings like slicing of wildly and you hear like
a hiss. There's like a lap of blood that lands underneath,
and then another you see like some fire ignite and
then disappear briefly on the wall in front of you.
There's a screech, like an animalystic screech from in front
of you, and yeah, is that the end of time?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I will conclude my turn by pointing at the
front door, but not saying anything.
Speaker 2: Cool. Uh cool, okay, then goody, great, excellent, good job. Everybody.
You guys are good. Ah, let's see here he's scaring me. Yep,
he's gonna fucking jump down to here. So down the
hallway blurring very quickly, you hear some boots land and
then you see this form move very quickly towards you. Guys. Walter,
it's your turn.
Speaker 5: I got sorry, sorry, Rajah and haste on on, Carlias.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh uh countless spell? What level is that?
Speaker 5: Third level?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yep? So you try to haste and you feel
the magic surge and then yeah, rome a D ten thousand,
oh no, eight lots of fours, isn't it? Four? Eight
seven seven is? Oh? Fuck my life? Oh fuck? Target
becomes magnetized and attracts all iron within a D twenty feet.
So roll me a D twenty you do me? Why
can't it be me? That'd be hilarious. I'm not the
target though, no one else is the target. Olias was
the target of the heat, wasn't he? Yeah? All right, fifteen.
I just assumed this means that. Actually, let me see,
does he say casta somewhere on here? Let me just
see if it says cast magnetize the guy with spirit
guardians to the vampires. Oh yeah, cast a target. Carlias
becomes magnetized everyone within fifteen feet, So we're gonna go
very close here in a second. Why couldn't we fucking
Arden give me a strength save Walter? Have you got
anything of metal on you? Yeah? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5: Why couldn't we just stick with the D one hundred table?
Speaker 2: Dude? Why couldn't we not like the bear right now?
I legitimately wasn't expecting them to turn around and attackers.
I still think we would have won if we just
went all in.
Speaker 8: Yeah, if we if we hadn't like counter spelled our
guiding bolts and were burnt spell slots, we probably had this.
Speaker 2: Arden is like slammed into Carlias. Arden, You're like you're
like stuck to him by your armor. You've got like
heavy armor on, right, so you're just like kind of
like stuck to Carlias. It's uh, I keep thinking it too.
That's it's wrong. It's a just chain mil but yeah,
it's it's still still met right, Walter. You got any
like daggers and ship on you? How many? I don't think?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what's the radiest?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, just Walter, fifteen feet oh, sorry, pretty much, Carlias,
give me two deck saves.
Speaker 5: And a short sword.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's yeah, and twenty bolts.
Speaker 8: Wouldn't it just if he's carrying that much metal, wouldn't
Walter just get yanked back entirely?
Speaker 5: Well that was yeah, I made my strength save, but
it was still.
Speaker 2: How long does the magnetism line hold this this one turn?
That's two fails. I feel like the scabbarded sword would
be held down, bolts would be in a case, but
daggers can launch off and launch it. They're in my pack,
so I don't care they ripped out. They would rip out. Okay,
I just want to you just see you have advantage
on the deck save with haste. Right, so Connor's rolling
counter spelled. Uh, the wild magic. The wild magic still
goes off if the spell gets shut down. Yeah, he's
still cast the spell. It was just then removed from
play because he still used the action to cast the spell. Right,
two D four Carlias, six piercing damage. As these two
random daggers just launching slice across your body. Then like
the spell kind of wears off for now, and I
think in retaliation correct? The hell was that?
Speaker 5: And then caddy one pissed by the way, I'm finishing
my turn by running towards the door, and I'm gonna
look at the woman sweeping and go.
Speaker 2: You call the guards and that's it. Give me a
persuasion check and see if this woman can survived. This
woman to survive. He's freaking the funk out, dude. She's
like the gods. Yes, yes, she just runs off into
a random direction in town where I would really love
to have three heavily armored gives right now, where are they?
Where are they? Indeed, she's part uh arch mage and
part chancellor. And also I mentioned last week that you
haven't seen her this week and that in your term. Yeah,
we did see the glide we talked of him.
Speaker 5: Hmmm.
Speaker 2: I feel like let's see. Yeah, yeah, this motherfucker is
going to appear here behind you. Arden, give me the
whatever he needs to do.
Speaker 7: M m.
Speaker 5: That's where we hope, Like Brad was like, fucking garbage. Yeah,
can we call it? Can we call the train driver?
Speaker 2: This is we hope.
Speaker 8: This is where he hope Arden gets those maximum radiant
damage roles, but at least at least every tick of
radiant prevents them from rejetting though.
Speaker 2: That's good because otherwise the vampires would just never die.
Uh yeah, Like so the form of Stellion just like
strides into the fucking radiant damage and as it begins
to burn him, he just waves it away. His eyes
don't even turn black. He seems completely in control. This
doesn't affect him for right now. He just walks up
behind Arden preparing to do something. Seemingly Arden, it is
your turn. I am going to use a bonus action
to cast sanctuary on myself. Will that break U? Spirit Guardians?
Speaker 10: Because it says if the water creature makes an attack
or crasts a spell that affects any enemy creature, this
spell ends. But it's just a concentration spell that I
have going No.
Speaker 5: Because you've already You've already cast that spell.
Speaker 2: So right, yeah, if you get if you take damage,
you have to all a constitution safe to try and
keep the concentration up. Other than that the spell is
being cast if you cost.
Speaker 10: Because sanctuary is just I'm in vulnerable now for a minute,
as long as I don't do anything offensive.
Speaker 2: Pretty much, Sanctuary well, it doesn't make you invulnerable, will
It gives you award around you and if something tries
to attack you, it has to make a wiz save
or choose someone else to attack. Basically, Oh really, Okay,
so it's not as good as I was hoping. That's
still fine. And can I pick up Carlias and book it? No,
you can't pick up Carlas, but you can try and run.
You know what I'm gonna do?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 2: How messed up is Hunter looking?
Speaker 10: Because I I have to assume, because I know Roger
hacks something on the wall and went and.
Speaker 2: Blood splattered everywhere. So based on your previous assumption, yeah,
I thought he was. They're almost dead. They're both gonna
die anyway, this guy on the wall must be almost dead.
But really, realistically, you have no idea because he has.
You can't see him, so you only you only try
to sum up Hunter, right, not Stellion. I've only been
working on Hunter. Yeah, he checked them both out. Okay, yeah,
are we running? I don't know anymore? Yeah, all right?
Speaker 10: Uh so I guess i'll do it in disorder then,
because that doesn't work quite like that. Uh So, I'll
still use the bonus actually for Sanctuary, but I'll use my.
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting. No, I already said that so sanctuary. Yeah,
and then I'm going to.
Speaker 6: Use my.
Speaker 10: So many things I could do, I'm just gonna hit
I'm gonna do my regular attack on uh Stellian and
then just use the words God's blessing one of them
to attack him again. Our war prese excees me. Okay,
so fourteen to hit the first one. That is a
miss in thirteen two misses?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like you like just fucking see this thing
appear behind you. You bring up the bone of the acts.
Speaker 10: No, I don't do that second swing because it is
a bonus action to use that second thing.
Speaker 2: So I'm just using it for sanctuary. So I just
swing once. So you swing it in, just moves like
very quickly out of the way of it as you
just swing, and a miss. H quiff. I haven't done
that a long time. A quiff from you? Is that
the end of your turn?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, ship man, it's yeah, it's been so long.
Sin I've done combat. She's Stallion will choose to strike
at you. What's your I say, there's not that high. Uh,
it's not that high.
Speaker 10: But I think he just has to beat the sanctuary
role first, right, wisdom saving throw of sixteen cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna. I just realize he can grab you.
So yeah, he just fucking he grabs arden. No, actually, no,
how intelligence is he? Yeah, he's pretty intelligent.
Speaker 5: Still an attack action though, well, no, he still has
to roll. Grabbing is still an attack action. He has
to roll for the sanctuary.
Speaker 2: Target with an attack spell. What has he got to beat?
Sixteen wisdom sixteen wisdom eleven Yeah, no he.
Speaker 10: On felt say the creature must now choose a new
target or lose the attack or spell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if there's no other target and raises the targets,
he just misses. He like he comes, he comes up
to like strike at you, but he he he like
stops and kind of gives a slight smile, looking at
you on and looking down at you damage. He doesn't know.
Damn it is that a certain god? Damn it, Carlias,
it's your turn. I want to kill the pampires, right,
I think we we If we hadn't burnt dollars, fell
slots countering ourselves, we could have killed them.
Speaker 4: Maybe was it Stellion that just went? It looks like
he has a turn.
Speaker 2: After legendary actions.
Speaker 5: Four hundred legendary actions.
Speaker 2: How many legendary actions. Does he get it's got three
and two to move three to attack Jesus uh with
multi attack? Could I use that as another gosh no? No?
So yeah, I'm just dashing here. Cool uh andy your turn. No,
I'm going to action surge and then.
Speaker 9: I'm going to take a part shout out Hunter. So
do we confirm that I could do so?
Speaker 2: Birst now, Yeah, you've had like a week to sit
and fix that thing, like you would have definitely done it.
I'm sure. No. Hunter sixteen is a hit, yeh. You
fire wildly at the corner of the room. You hear
a slight hissing noise, and you see a small piece
of blood like appear on the wall in front of
Raja as a bullet does strike the invisible form of
Hunter on the wall. Presumably that is the end of
your turn, right. I need to roll a couple of things.
First of all, roll me the spirit guardians. That's my
favorite thing to do. I roll a concentration check for
greater invisibility. What oh.
Speaker 5: Nice, let's get their net one.
Speaker 2: Stellian maintains his concentration on Oh god, damn it maintains
his concentration on Hunter because he's taking well, he's not
taking damage, actually he's not. The wash of radiant damage
coming off of Arden still continues to try and permeate
Stellen or who he just kind of waves it off
for a moment. His eyes remain focused. He seems completely
fine for now. That does not affect him on that
And then okay, from a metas standpoint, I don't think
we can kill him now. It's legendary resistance.
Speaker 8: He uh, Legendary actions for most characters refresh everyturn, so
he has infinitely I always succeed my saves.
Speaker 5: But but legendary legendary legendary action doesn't refresh legendary resistance.
Would he would still take the half damage on that
because it's just a legendary.
Speaker 2: I thought he just immediately succeeded to save. Yes, yeah,
I thought I didn't know it was half damage. Okay.
Speaker 8: Then, also, how much damage have we missed on him
from the radiant because that's been returns two turns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks to be.
Speaker 5: You, huh, So I can just have my level three
spell slots back.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, he does take damage. His eyes his eyes
turned black. Now you don't get that his eyes turned
black as he starts to feel the push of this
radiant damage burning him, and yeah, he's he goes a
little more vampiric, his teeth pop out a little further.
Now it's his turn. Yes, let's see.
Speaker 5: I just great quick eats in one bite, like, can
I do shof keeping thing?
Speaker 2: Real quick?
Speaker 12: I never did roll a second D four for Hunter
to take damage, and I think it's because we ended battle.
Would he have taken that second D four as he
was retreating or would that just have canceled?
Speaker 2: Since? Yeah, I would have done. But gotcha, he did
heal to fall anyway, so don't worry. It wouldn't have
madd Just so just that, you guys know the Arden
give me a constitution saving throw? Uh does he have
to break my sanctuary first? Oh? Probably? Yeah? Does that count?
What spells and ships? Everything? Isn't it? Yep?
Speaker 10: Yep, m h It's Wisdom sixteen Wismer thirty seven Great.
Speaker 2: Twelve the form of of Stellian looks at you and
just do ale fucking he looks at you.
Speaker 10: I'm literally I'm those stupid totems in like her stone.
That's her, the totem card that just sits there and
does damage with er.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking clerics, rashall pick me up and swing me.
Just use him as a weapon, just beat them to
death with Arden.
Speaker 10: I was just gonna I was gonna pick up Karlis
and just run away around with him, shoot at him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The uh brings us to the end of his turn.
Speaker 12: I guess yes, Lash Slash is gonna dash part way
back so that she can.
Speaker 4: Or most of the boy back so she can shoot.
Speaker 12: What's his head when I have her over my boat?
Doesn't say range, and I'm sorry I have not committed
that to memory. Do we have a rough idea of a.
Speaker 4: Short bow range?
Speaker 2: I think it's you roll it real quick.
Speaker 4: It should say I'm even that hunter with that flame?
Speaker 2: Rrow cool, he's still invisible? He is? Yeah, fourteen is
miss The flame arrow launches past Raja's face. You see
it hit the back wall and ignite and then fall
to the ground as the fire goes out very quickly. Yeah,
you just missed the form of hunter on the wall.
Anything else from you? Lash the king ko rogue? No, sorry, alright,
fucking wisdom save God. Damn brings his hand up again.
Can't move, doesn't strike Arden. I am a big fan
of that. The first time I've not been hit in
combat and died immediately. I'm guy to that be hunter
leaps from the wall. Is he visible, Melvin? He is not?
Damn it. Greater invisibility doesn't break it. And I can't
get a reaction off on him because he's in VIZ.
So I have to let him jump off.
Speaker 5: Uh wait didn't we didn't We rule in the Fighting
Pit episode that you can still take attacks against invisible
people if.
Speaker 8: You know we rolled specifically the opposite. Oh okay, lash
got away because of that.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right, he has to roll against my
mirror image if he's attacking me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he rolled the mirror image, don't you. Yeah? I
think so. Each time I Creach targets you with an attack,
rolland D twenty to determine where the attack instead targets
one of your duplicates. Yeah, there's two attacks coming to
rolling two D twenties.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So he hits a duplicate, hits a duplicate,
H eight or higher, hits a duplicate, it's a.
Speaker 2: Duplicate to the duplicates. Ase equals ten plus your dexterity.
So does that do they hit well? He destroys. No,
it's not, it's not.
Speaker 8: He has to roll and see if he hits the duplicate,
like he has to beat the ten ac, and if
he misses, then the.
Speaker 2: Duplicate is fine too, or what is your decks? So
one survives, yeah, one destroys the other. So these claws
come in and bite these other duplicates, this fucking wild
form of hunter that's completely invisible as far as you
guys are concerned. You just see a duplicate disappear, and
then these weird noises from behind where Walter is Stallion
thank other with safe to try and strike at. Arden
finally breaks through your sanctuary, which I think ends the sanctuary. Yeah,
I believe. So he's gonna scratch at you, oh dig
miss scratches at your armor and looks up at you
and gives a rise smile towards you, Raja. In short term, sure,
i will walk.
Speaker 8: Here, which is the extent of my movement, exactly thirty feet,
and I'm going to snatch the orb, which I'm assuming
I can grab because I've already seen like where Carlo's
head and the lost Carlias tries to stop it.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're grabbing junk, right, Yeah, I mean I'm grabbing.
Speaker 8: I'm grabbing as many pulse as I can get my
hands on, and it's pulling out the one that moves
and just like and uh, put the revolver on it
and say enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an intimidation or a persuasion check twice one with disadvantage,
just because they're both in different mental states right now. Well,
I got one of them, Rose, that's gonna say enough.
Speaker 8: And then I said you wouldn't be going home, and
I meant it. We're five humans and we mean nothing.
But I'm going to destroy your orb and then whatever
you're trying to do with it is going straight to
hell along with us.
Speaker 2: There's a wild, fucking crazy snarling noise coming from the
area where sight first presumably Yeah, no, just.
Speaker 5: Sank, sank, doesn't end, just does it?
Speaker 2: Heads up? It doesn't end. Oh, it just goes for
ten minutes.
Speaker 5: Really, it's only if you do I just looked it up.
It's only if you do a yeah.
Speaker 10: And he has to keep making the whiz say he's
he's gonna cast spirit Guardian, then cast sanctuary and roll
around on the ground, just roll around in the mud.
Speaker 2: You can heal yourself too, because it doesn't affect anyone else.
Speaker 10: We gotta look that up, chat, look that up, because
I feel like that's abusive, because theoretically Spirit Guardians is
technically attacking the enemies.
Speaker 2: Oh it says if the warded, No the spell doesn't protect.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, it doesn't awarded here, he didn't break sanctuary.
It keeps going, so he has to keep down it.
Speaker 5: Every time it makes an attack or cast a spell
that affects an enemy creature, the spell ends, so.
Speaker 2: You can literally heal yourself and just roll around in the.
Speaker 5: Box after a while, but also with like a certain
amount of damage.
Speaker 10: It's ten minutes. Spirit Guardians last forever, man, right it. Yeah,
it's a really great spell.
Speaker 5: The leveled up version of that. It ends after sixty
damage is dealt.
Speaker 2: So oh I don't have that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well we can worry about that later because I don't.
I don't know if they're answering anyways. My whole turn
is talking at this point.
Speaker 9: So the you when you hold up the orb, you
just hear like the like the letther of Carolsus pancers,
and he's now standing there just junk out just.
Speaker 2: Like the form of Stellion at the back, holds up
his hands and says, uh, call off your cleric ardn't
drop it. Get out of the time. I can get
a hunter. You only fine, you're doing just well. Just here,
I'll move away from you a little bit. You just
can't turn off beautiful, he says, call off the spell.
Can I can't move as quickly in this well, yeah,
I'll just I'll just move back to my friends. See,
I'm moving away from you. No, no, not towards hunter.
I'm moving away from you. Don't worry. You can't move anyway.
You're not on your turn. I'm not moving. Can I
inside check the stallion telling him drop it to see
if he's trying to trap us? Yeah? And can we
do so as well? Or now you can give Roger advantage? Okay? Uh? Fuck? Well,
I just I would drop the spell, but it's not
my turn. It seems again, it seems the truth. But
he looks fucking crazy and evil. So you can end
concentration when it's not your turn. Oh, I'm aware of that.
You're just telling him it's not your return. Yeah, already
in action that if if any more.
Speaker 8: Damage is done or spell attempts are made by either
of them, I pull the trigger and end this campaign.
Speaker 2: Yep, bear in mind that Hunter is insane.
Speaker 8: Actually, actually, if Stellion, if Stellian does anything else to us,
I will blow us all to hell.
Speaker 2: If as long as he's trying to control Hunter, then
he can do whatever. Yeah. So when I survived, this
was sanctuary survival.
Speaker 4: Being blown to hell, specifically being.
Speaker 2: Blown at What do you mean being blown to hell?
Speaker 10: If Roger throws this ball and theoretically, hypothetically if it explodes,
just by Sanctuary protect against that, it's not like the
eye of the storm.
Speaker 2: I'm just sitting there, like, I mean, if you're you're
thinking this is going to go off like a fire
ball or a nuke or something, and then I don't
think it does. I think it's when something attacks you, right,
I don't know, No, I don't.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it says in there it doesn't protect against
air of effect.
Speaker 8: Yeah it doesn't. It says it has to target you.
AoE targets an area, not you, so it would still
hit either way. Is yelling and take the spell down, Walter,
it's your term.
Speaker 2: First, while all this is going on, pretty much.
Speaker 8: Misty step you have misty stub right, No, every good
sorcerer has misty step.
Speaker 5: No, I'm going to uh move and ready in action
to uh scorching ray Hunter if if Stellian makes any
like agressive action again.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hunter is going to try and claw at you.
There's no I'm avoiding that other than the facts to
have things soeen on his attack. He hits the sing
and it turns it off. Yeah, you move one of
them disappear and a snarling noise from behind, and then
you ready your action to scorching ray Stellion.
Speaker 5: Or Hunter said both of them, I can choose so
to alight.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna actually all three, all three on Hunter
actually in your turn.
Speaker 10: Oh, I'm going to incite check Stellion.
Speaker 2: What is uh?
Speaker 10: Is he trying to end this too? Because people are
yelling and I don't and ardience very confused.
Speaker 2: You've sort of already inside checked him as a group.
I gave you advantage on on Raja. It looks like
he's telling the truth. Okay, in as far as you
can tell, you know, you don't have his own of
truth on him or anything. But he seemed to calm
to a degree.
Speaker 11: Okay, I will not attack or cast any more spells
from here on out.
Speaker 2: And I'm just going to back away. Don't mind me, and.
Speaker 10: I'll just back the thirty feet. I'm leaving my spell onto.
I said I wouldn't attack him again.
Speaker 2: You're leaving the spell on. Oh yeah, okay, then you can.
You can dash and get past Hunter, right, Um, yeah, okay, yeah,
I'll get like here. Oh that's perfect. There we go Stellian.
While you're moving away, he says, the spell.
Speaker 11: It'sn't getting doesn't hurt unless he starts his turn or
intos it.
Speaker 2: I'm a cleric, so I would know this. It's in
the book, all right. So Sterian will move his movement.
He's going to fucking go your fucking inside your stupid bullshit.
Wait can he make that? Actually? Hang on, I don't
know if he's got that movement. No, you can't. He
can get to there. So he runs up towards like
presumably the area where Hunter is. You just see him
blur and appear behind Hunter. Carla as your turn, h
I see you. I'm going to spend if I put it,
if I put it on the GM layer, you can't
can any piece of ship. I'm just working out whether
he can do it. If he sucks up this thing,
I'm gonna spend one action to load a bullet into
serb us. Okay, but not just any bullet, the vampire
blood bullet. You may get to see what happens if
a bla bullet enters a vampire. He now becomes a
super vampire. Yeah, it recharges the vampire.
Speaker 5: His fangs are like four feet long.
Speaker 2: He's like a saber tooth tiger. And then I'm going
to ready an action might serve to do that? By
the way, would it be with multi tire? Yeah? Attack,
attack and action are different things. You have to like
look at the word in when it says attack. It's
like a whole other thing from an action inside of
an action. You do have What about my crossbow feet?
What does that give you? That doesn't give you an
I got an attack on a bonus. Pretty sure you
have to make a regular attack first for that to
kick in, right, read it to me. You ignore the
loading quality.
Speaker 9: Being within five feet of horos stock preacher doesn't impose dismanaged.
Speaker 2: We use the attack action with the one hands use
a bonus. Yeah, so you need to use the attack action.
You didn't use the reload action.
Speaker 10: You know, I mean, I like how we never in
combat either die immediately or not in combat, So it's like, wait, combat,
what are these rules now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Even men, we've got two d ms and a
fair light though. I think we can. I think we
can understand the rules. I actually like it.
Speaker 9: All right, I'm going to move back a little. Can
I shoot the wall next to him? No?
Speaker 2: Not unless you want to action sach, you've consumed your
action you have no. I was gonna say, like as
an attack, like shoot the wall. If you want to
use an action search, then you can do that. Yeah, alright,
so end of your turn.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Stellion looking at Rajah, just gives a little smile and
Walter mere constitution saving throw. Also, he runs into the
middle of you guys here, so I guess he gets
the give me the thing? Sorry, what was that? First
of all, I need to do Arden's bullshit?
Speaker 10: Oh decks wisdom saved for my wisdom save takes half
take nine radiant.
Speaker 2: Nine radiant damage. That's fucking dumb. What's wrong with me?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 2: And then he he casts blight on Walter. We see
a bunch of like fucking necrotic ship form around form
around water and then it closes in on the area
where he is This an aggressive action?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, yeah, you guys will sporting rays immediately on on Hunter.
Cool three would hit him in the face. I'm gonna
use sides of chaos? Now, Can I use sides of
chaos on each roll? If I roll a one a
D ten thousand for each roll? Asking you is the
DM because rules wise it's a it's a no.
Speaker 2: But what do you mean, hey?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 5: Can I can I tides of chaos to get advantage
and then roll a D ten thousand and then tides
of chaos to get advantage and then roll a D
ten thousand.
Speaker 2: It's up to you. You could. That's no result, but
we're just gonna do one, Okay, I think first you
have to do this con save. Uh well no, because.
Speaker 5: It's ready to action, so my action goes immediately. They
like happen at the same time.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, I thought that you have to take You
have to see the thing has to happen for you
to react to.
Speaker 5: Right did you say if he it was it was,
I would I would immediately blast Hunter in the face.
Speaker 8: I guess it depends on if your movement counts, because
like he moved in and then cast it a spell.
So if the movement triggers your attack, then you'd go first.
But if you were waiting for him to do a
spell and he goes first.
Speaker 5: Well his he he starts to do like verbal and
somatic as well, right, so I would know he's casting
a spell.
Speaker 2: He can move really fast. There's a rule somewhere I remember,
like my first week of DM, I had to learn
this fucking thing. There's a rule about what damage goes,
what happens before, where does it hang on attack or
readied action. Let's just see if we can google it,
because it might be important. I think.
Speaker 5: I think it's always ready to action first. In the
song sounds like somebody vaping constantly.
Speaker 2: Na hmm.
Speaker 5: Also, I think would mirrors mirror image he would have
to hold on.
Speaker 2: That's true. Spellcasters, No, this is an AOA thing, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Surely is it targets you with an attack during the
spells duration, And I like it's not.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to roll. But it says spells too.
Speaker 5: This is attack on a spell like my mirror images
would be spread out like they wouldn't be. I wouldn't
be in the same area as my mirror image, They're all.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It's it's a save an ability.
Speaker 8: No, it's it says, targets you with an attack or
spell on mirror image. Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm thinking
of sanctuary.
Speaker 2: It doesn't rror image. I don't all right, just sucking
give me a scorching ray. This is gonna hit you regardless.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll do advantage on the second one and.
Speaker 2: Then roll me a D ten thousand and then take
half the thirty six necrotic damage.
Speaker 5: Fox sakes this this D ten thousand, you immediately succeed
the next wisdom saving throw. You can't save forty four fifteen.
I feel that four.
Speaker 2: All items owned by cast the teleport him teleport to
him from his home.
Speaker 5: Do you even have a home now, it's a very
good time to mention that I have five animatronic goals.
Speaker 2: And you even have a home? A bunch of nothing.
Have the whole power with five small from the Demon Realm.
It's a mounted mini gun that just.
Speaker 5: No, there would be it would just be one. It'ld
be one carved doll of my father that would be
left way back in home.
Speaker 2: That land next to you, for seemingly no reason and
then you take six points nineteen. Oh no, you failed.
I failed thirty six points of necrotic damage. I'm at
zero and fall to the ground. Oh god, rip Stellian
just cast this spell. You see like all this scorching
rage launch out of this black mass that appears around Walter.
They launch at at Actually only one of those hit,
didn't it two?
Speaker 5: Why I did advantage on the second one?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sorry, yeah, I remember. So they launched through
the air and you see us an area behind Stelli
and ignite. You hear a hiss and then this like
this column of black just crushes in on water and
then as it dissipates, he falls to the ground. Stellian
turns to you, Rajah and says, my ready, heads going
off too? Or now go ahead? Yeah, go yeah, I
would say. While he's while he is in the act
of spellcasting on Walter Rogers just holding the thing out
to his back, so I don't know if I can
shoot throw it into him, but trying to shoot Stelly
in with the orb. Sure, give me an attack, bron
it's a hit. Give me in the damage. It just
launches up this thing. No damage done to it whatsoever. Launches,
The bullet ricochets off into a nearby wall and Stellian
just a rip that ends Stellion's turn. Did anyone else
have ready actions? Nope?
Speaker 4: No lash, Yeah, I'm gonna shoot at Hunter.
Speaker 2: He row.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does actually hit all right him with the
play marrow and then is he within five feet?
Speaker 2: No? No, sneak attack unfortunately, sneak attack sadly.
Speaker 4: So here's the damage, and then I'll do the one before.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One, cool, that's thirteen. Perhaps you fire an arrow at
Hunter and.
Speaker 4: He's gonna, yeah, disengage and head for this here circle.
Speaker 2: Cool? You see I fight an arrow in bed it's
somewhere ahead, and ignite before it disappears and turns invisible.
The thing snarling behind you continues to make terrible noises.
This ain't good. I think I think he just wanted
to slap Walter around because Walter disobeyed him. So maybe
now he's satisfied. Maybe we'll see maybe not maybe, but
maybe not. As you run away, he's going to try
and like scratch at you. Flash she disengaged? You did?
Speaker 4: I did use disengaged?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Burn that one. Actually, I hate to say it,
but disengages an action, is it not? No forges its bonus,
she can she can fuck around. I don't want to
say this. Russia is not the only one that has
a pile of crap.
Speaker 5: He's not a rog take radiant damage for being in
the turn or being in the thing.
Speaker 2: He took it, but he took it before he ran
in and casted Blake.
Speaker 10: Okay, but if he ran in, he would have taken it,
and then if he would have started his turn in it,
he would have taken it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he as Lash runs runs down the corridor. Lash you,
you turn and he's standing next to you with his
arms folded, facing back down the corridor. The rest of
everybody Hunter, I guess, wildly jumps into this. Give me
the things, right, he's gonna fail that five five radiant
damage and he's invisible, so I think he gets advantage
on this right attacks to Rajah. Is he still invisible? Yeah,
he gets advantage. Well, if you have Slayer's eye on him,
can you see him? I can't see him.
Speaker 8: No, if Slayer's eye doesn't make them visible. And yeah,
he's invisible, so he has advantage.
Speaker 2: Black Black, but I have protection from evil baby. Yeah,
keep that advantage against the advantage. So like, there's this
fucking noise and this like this is weird h feeling.
There's something near you. You can tell that this thing's
trying to attack you, but you can also feel the
magic of your spell causing this thing to hiss and avoid.
There's a smell of like deep burning. This thing's probably
all real fucked up underneath the invisibility. It is your turn. Sure,
I am going to.
Speaker 8: Where did the orb land? Did we see where it landed?
I guess at this point, I guess it doesn't matter.
Roger doesn't care about the orb, but for future reference,
did I see where it landed?
Speaker 2: I probably not far from you? Right. You didn't fire
the orb across the room. It was just a bullet
The ricocheted right, So it's probably just at your feet.
You can grab it, okay, Yeah, I'll snag it, and
then I am going to move how much distance this is?
I am going to move here, grab Walter, and then.
Speaker 8: Dash around Stellion here so you can't grab me as
I drag Walter here.
Speaker 2: And deposit him in the circle. Can you move this
far with a with my dash action? Yes? It's uh,
it's forty five or it's this is forty five feet,
so I'm just adding an extra five feet to go
around Stellion instead of past him. Or can you move
half your movement with Walter in tire? I will okay,
so wait, I'm dashing.
Speaker 8: Okay, I will cast suff for strike to double my
movement again, so I can move one hundred and twenty
feet this turn. So I will grab Walter and then
just zip around the room and end up here.
Speaker 2: Okay, Brad, move the maup down. I've just done it.
Oh thanks, Yeah, okay, let me just see something one second,
all right, protection from evil and good has dropped? Then, yes,
protection has dropped. It was a concentration spot. Stellian will
attempt to grab a lash. Uh blap and blap.
Speaker 4: Ippee you a little.
Speaker 2: I assume you're a see he's not.
Speaker 6: He is.
Speaker 2: You are grappled by him. He don't. He doesn't attack you.
He just like lash. You see him appear. He does
this thing. Rajah runs past with Walter's body being dragged
and uh, and you.
Speaker 4: I don't suppose the reaction if I do, Unkidney Dodger's
reaction since he's not attacking scroll right, that would just
have his damage.
Speaker 2: I think this is a Stellion's attack, right, this is
Stellion's attack.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I forgot inside my aura an Any affected creatures
have their movements we to have.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think applies you.
Speaker 2: None of your If it was Hunter, you wouldn't been
able to reach you. None of your people are affected
because you chose for them to not be affected. But
earlier on we might have been able to prevent a
hit or two. He grabs you lash. You just feel
this like icy form. He just grabs you kind of
by the scruff of your neck probably and just grips
you around the back of the neck with one hand,
very casually, bringing us to Walter's taging. Mean that's saving
throw it please, Walter Well, Mike h m hm, Yeah,
I think no, he does have another legendary action. I think.
Speaker 8: I'm just gonna throw it out that these legendary actions
are a bigger pile of crap than anything in our party.
Speaker 5: They're very broken.
Speaker 2: Um yeah, that's the end of that time. Dum it's
your ton. Yeah, I'm mute. I just realized you were speaking.
Oh sorry, Yeah, it was nothing important.
Speaker 10: What would happen if I ran stell hit Stellian and
knocked him into the magic circle and just be like
hitting a wall. I guess, nothing special. Correct, Yeah, you
couldn't because I into it, actually actually scratched.
Speaker 8: That creature can't willingly enter by non magical means, so
you might shove him into it, but then I imagine
at the beginning of his turn he would immediately be ejected.
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know how. No, he can't get out. Yeah,
I'm gonna. I think you have to reverse it for
him to not be able to do Yeah, I think
so too. Don't you just give him access?
Speaker 10: Yeah, although if you push him a dam when you
cast the spell, you can elect whether to reverse it
to make an inside or outside.
Speaker 2: Dude, that would have been sexy, I think. I think.
I think you'll just put him inside of it and
it will make him able to get you inside of it. Yeah.
Speaker 8: My initial intent for this encounter was to try and
catch them in the magic circle until we realize that
they can teleport all over the building. So now it's
not going to be so easy. So now it's becoming
the fallback plan.
Speaker 2: That would have been awesome.
Speaker 10: Anyways, One other question, because I asked this every one's
while because I always forget the rule. Uh, if you
cast a spell and there's a bonus action spell, you
can't cast too, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless it's like a cantrip bonus action. Yeah, can
trips only.
Speaker 10: Any candrip or candrip bonus action because I feel like
if it's any cantrip that.
Speaker 2: Section nless you have ability to cause cantrips as a
bonus action. Yeah, like the source source Quicken or something.
Speaker 10: Okay, cool, because otherwise it's just like here's an extra
two D eight every battle for no reason.
Speaker 8: Well, you have you can do like any spell as
your action, and then if you have a cantrip that's
a bonus.
Speaker 2: Action, you can do it. Or you could like action,
you could like action a.
Speaker 8: Cantrip and then bonus action of full spell as long
as one or the other is a cantrip.
Speaker 2: All right, So I am going to h yeah, I
guess I will. Oh my man, that's damn.
Speaker 10: There's there's there's a couple of different things. Hunter is
still invisible, correct, correct? Okay, so I don't know where
he is? Then, all right, I am going to move
my happy ass uh right up to our good friend here.
Let's move him let's go, hy'all, and then I you know,
and actually you know, let's step right up. I'm going
to use my action to take a swipe at him.
Speaker 2: In sanctuary, wouldn't it? Oh? Yeah, I would? Okay, So
can I try?
Speaker 10: And pulling him off and pushing him back would be
in an aggressive action too, write because this against his will.
Speaker 2: They never had to think makes an attack or cast this.
I mean we already ruled that an attack. Okay, So yeah,
pretty much right, So.
Speaker 10: I'll just move there and cast cure wounds or no,
excuse me, healing word because that's range on.
Speaker 2: On our good friend, y'all, walter, take back on my bullshit.
Maybe let's go, and.
Speaker 10: I got to have an action still, I'm just gonna
go into a a full dodge action, I guess, so
just advantage on they have disadvantage to hit me.
Speaker 7: I guess.
Speaker 2: That was just that'll be my.
Speaker 10: Action, all right, Because I thought there was a I
thought there was an action that like you could add
defense to your AC or something. But I think that's
a feat, right, like you can add a certain amount
of AC up to your like attack value.
Speaker 2: There's not a feat like that that, I mean, there's
not a you can take.
Speaker 10: There's some stuff like that, but because I know you
can dig a dodge action which is a full defensive thing,
and you pretty much just there's.
Speaker 2: Feats and there's classes that get that, but not it's
not a default action. Yeah, I don't. No, it's not
a default action yet, I don't think so it's all right. Cool.
Speaker 10: So just I'm dodging right there and I cast the
bonus action healing word what Yeah, sorry, that trick.
Speaker 2: So one, Uh, Carl, it's your time. H m hmmm.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna run into the circle. Uh and then turn
around and then two shots, no, three shots.
Speaker 2: You're doing the full thing or are you doing your
I'm not doing the fan the hammer. I'm just doing
one out of time. Okay, Okay, she's one file, one miss,
one hit, no grid, no grip. So give me the
damage on two of them. Yeah, yeah, from me a
d two. First one hits lash you just boom, fire it.
The form of stellion tries to dodge a little bit,
dragon lash a little way into it, and then the
bullet just lash. You take thirteen piercing damage. The second
one you've managed to readjust your aim and fire it
into Stellion the fourteen.
Speaker 12: And there's no uncanny dodge to this because he doesn't
count as an attacker.
Speaker 2: Right. Uh. I don't think you can do uncanny dodge
because you are grappled.
Speaker 4: Okay, I probably can't react. That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Hey, Brad, I don't think you get like decks stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Sure.
Speaker 2: If a blood bullet hits a vampire, oh yeah, that
was a blood bullet, right, One of these bullets is
a blood bullet and it strikes the vampire. In this instance,
it seems as though nothing much. The bullet just hits
him and he pitiful weapons of the new age.
Speaker 8: I was just double checking. If she's grappled, she can
still use her uncanny dodge. If she's restrained, she cannot. Okay, Um,
what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah I guess I guess you can uncanny dodge that.
Speaker 4: Then okay, good, I'll just okay it as six back.
Speaker 2: Yeah sweet, thank you. Yeah, you sort of avoid being
hit anywhere bad.
Speaker 8: That's why they call it uncanny todd being bare hugged
by vampire and you still managed to reave you.
Speaker 4: I just booty tank my hips like out of the way.
Speaker 9: Like.
Speaker 2: Is that indy of ten colas? Just thinking, and then
you can do anything else. You've moved and you've used
all your ship, haven't you. I want yeah, just thinking
that fire and your gun's empty. I do need to
reload you well, CBS is empty. Did that woman that
went to call the guards ever come back, because it's
spent a long freaking time. She ran out into the city,
like twelve seconds so or like something like that.
Speaker 4: I don't think she was calling the guards. I think
she was too terrifying.
Speaker 2: He made a twenty one on his persuasion and she
ran out, screaming guards to the guards.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I thought she just ran out terror.
Speaker 2: She ran streaming guards. At the end of your turn,
the guards appear at the doorway. There you go. You
really want some guards? You can have some fun guard
No none, no, no, no. I was kidding. I was kidding.
I want to do this. Come. It's only been like
twelve seconds. They can't be here yet, Cred, It's only
but you. You ruled it.
Speaker 5: You ruled it yourself twelve seconds.
Speaker 4: You guys, you guys pushed you pushed him too hard.
Speaker 5: Like we've killed this campaign today just by pissing off Red.
And this internet didn't even go down.
Speaker 2: I know that was That's the real that would have
been the real savior. You want to fucking work monster
manual slow one.
Speaker 4: Guards are a problem for me specifically.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I didn't mean guards. I meant like
I meant like I meant like the full military. I
met Liken, the platoon of eight football goliaths in plate
armor that are not loyal to the Chancellor. They just
happen to be passing by. I don't know why I'm
going any fucking god tokens showing up. Let's just use
this this guy, No, yeah, this guy, why is nothing
loading in down? Two guards appear at the doorway, and
I would say, at the end of Carlias and hey,
it brings us to Stellion. He turns to them and
like guards.
Speaker 10: Guards are like two farmers with pitchforks that have guard
uniforms on.
Speaker 2: These are city guards. Okay, well, Stellian, I love you, baby,
have some of my beauty. Yeah. The guards appear at
the door and Stellian turns to them and says, ceiling
bolt the door. And they because you hear the door
behind you close, there's locks on the outside. You hear
them jangling. Some keys Okay, that better.
Speaker 8: They better not be able to do that instantly, like
they have to roll the literative right.
Speaker 2: Help. Uh, you wanted them, You wanted the guards to
show up, and I'm only here for my players. If
they had showed up and been like throwing fucking spears
at the.
Speaker 8: Like you're saying, they showed up carrying a beam in
chains to like lock the front door shut.
Speaker 2: They showed up with a bunch of keys because the
guards and they've got keys to this area. They are
the specific guards of the church at night, and they
were commanded by their superior to close and lock the door.
There you go, and they lock the door. If these
motherfucker shout up and start throwing spears at the vampire,
you'd have been like, yep, cool with that, so they
would have died. I was more worried that they were
just going to be immediately turned into ponds and be
throwing spears at us. No, they still they still. Stallion
is going to attempt to bite lash. I think your
wisdom saving through. He's going to make a wisdom say.
Because I'm waiting for him to die. I don't care
he's gonna die, wisdom safe. What does he have to
beat sixteen all right, eighteen chooses to make instead and
takes half of that, which is can can I midtern
like insight? Look at him? Is he he's gotta look
fucked up? Right? Give me a nature check? Come on baby,
come on four twenty again. That's almost mate. He is
proper nearly dead. He's looking fucked He's so undid dead
that he's literally he's casually telling guards to closed doors.
He's got one hand on lash, the other like a
teeth part. He's yanks lashing and goes to bite you.
I think he has advantage on this attack because you
are grappled by him. Well, it doesn't matter, Yeah, it
doesn't matter. Wow, okay attack bam, you take four No.
Thirteen piercing damage and then a fuck ton of necrotic
twenty one necronic twenty one necrotic damage.
Speaker 4: That also really gone uncanny dodge happening here?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I guess. Hang on, let me think about
how I forget what you can Canny dodges every week?
Speaker 5: Isn't it half damage?
Speaker 2: Is it just half damage? To it?
Speaker 5: A great half damage?
Speaker 2: Where did we put it? An attack that you can
see he hits you? An attack you can use your
reaction to half the attack damag against you. Yes, so
you can half this, Okay, you cannot die. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it normally would have been twenty one damage.
Speaker 15: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Twenty one times thirteen? Yeah, so thirty four thirty four
would have been thirty four, oh.
Speaker 4: Dear, okay six or fifteen plus two?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 4: So seventeen?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh? Unkind of dodge is a reaction, Okay, that's
what it is. I didn't realize. I was like, how
can you just keep doing this? But I guess it's
every town In fairness, that's only like a quarter of
her health. I mean she used the tank. Well, it
reduces your max HP by the necrotic damage amount as well.
A plus thirteen is twenty one cut in half. So
it guess do you round up or down? Up?
Speaker 5: You round down?
Speaker 2: You know? I respond, No, you round down. You round
up for everything except for uh hit dice. I thought, uh,
you look it up while I check what this fucking
thing does. Uh. The target's hit point maximum is reduced
by the amount equal to the necrotic damage taken, and
the vampire agains hit points equal to that amount. The
reduction lasts until the target finishes a long rest. So
remember what your previous amount was.
Speaker 4: Splash, Okay, I was at thirty six.
Speaker 2: Your maximum?
Speaker 4: Oh my maximum is forty three?
Speaker 2: Gotcha? Reduce your maximum by whatever the number we said.
But remember after a long rest, it will go back
up if you survive that.
Speaker 5: La Oh my god?
Speaker 2: All right, is it round down?
Speaker 5: Player's handbook specific over?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: So am I having my max damage? I'm so sorry?
Speaker 8: So you're you're yeah, So you're having the total damage
and the portion of that damage. So it was thirty
four damage, you call that in So he takes seventeen.
The necrotic portion of it was twenty one, which is cut.
Speaker 2: In half to be rounded, and that comes off of
my forty three. Correct, So your forty three becomes a
thirty three. We're running down, right, what'd you guys say?
Read that means downtown down.
Speaker 8: So yeah, your forty three becomes a thirty three, and
then you but the seventeen is reduced from the forty
three first, so like forty three minus seventeen, and then
the forty three becomes a thirty three afterwards.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's gonna drag lash this way.
Speaker 4: And the forty three becomes a thirty Okay, so thirty three.
Speaker 2: So he leans down and just bites into Lash. He
sucks up some some of Lash's blood and comes back up.
He's got less. It's less of a chaotic blood mess
around his mouth as it was with Hunter and Walter.
But he licks his lips and drags Lash backwards and says, well,
that's my dinner sorted. Please do leave, he says to Arden,
ending his turn, Lash, your turn?
Speaker 4: What I need to need to wriggle out of this?
Speaker 2: All right? Give me in. I guess an acrobats check
from you? Okay, yeah, and you have to beat a
critical fail you easily. He's like dragging back and as
he does this, he looks down and lashes like like
running away. I'm help.
Speaker 4: Oh I won't be able to hit him from there.
Speaker 2: You're free of the you're free of the grapple, free
of the grapple.
Speaker 4: Oh, but I could hit him from here.
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm gonna disengage over to the circle there and
then a flea arrow that's stallion.
Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, let's a here, and let's see he is
not near enough to any of my friends to get
sneak attack.
Speaker 2: Remember to Richie your flame arrow amount as well by
using these because.
Speaker 4: Actually be down three, thanks for the reminder, or is
it four?
Speaker 2: I'll just take four away, so you hit him for
nine piercing and then yeah, the arrow just into his shoulder.
He just kind of looks down. Then he ignites, and
he he looks a little annoyed, mildly annoyed by the
arrow as he reaches up and throws it down in
front of you. The fire igniting across his shoulder. So
that is that amount of HP. Call at the end
of your turn, he will move to here in this corner.
It will just suddenly blur away and stand in the
corner trying to patter the fire which is spreading across him.
Speaker 10: Ah, my finery.
Speaker 2: Assuming that's the end of your turn, Yes it is, yeah,
oh yeah. Uh. Hunter is probably gonna fucking die. Ah. Yes,
it's gonna piss him off so much.
Speaker 7: It's great.
Speaker 2: It's gonna find him up. You see him doing this
stellion and then he goes and he just runs into
the thing. This ah just fucking from the rest of
us who can see him in the audience.
Speaker 10: Can I can I throw something edgewise because I know
the rest of my team will be really mad if
I don't say this. So Stellian's pretty much out of
the battle. When I kill Hunter this upcoming round, it's
gonna continue the battle.
Speaker 2: Correct. What do you mean Why I don't I see
because you? Okay, yeah, great, I'm gonna give you a wizz,
say give me the spirit thing? How long does this
ship last? Ten minutes? Okay, yeah, there's a fail. Wow?
Is he gonna like run at me and just turn
to like freaking just dust? He's alive. He runs in.
He just runs in on all fours and then it
just starts wildly attacking you, which I guess is another
whiz save yep sixteen um nice two mates. Yeah, he
runs through the thing you're waiting for, like something to
burn up. You smell the burn. But he jumps on you,
claws and bites at you. It's gonna miss anyway. He
jumps on you, and he claws at your armor, which
is very thick, and then bites and just just you
feel him bite into some chain mail. He drops off
going wild. Anything else, No, that's his turn. Okay, uh
hmm hmm, Okay, Stallion will run into here. Roger your
time let me see. Do you get any damage on Stallion?
What's up? Spirit? Damage on Stellian? He entered, Oh yeah, Brad,
Uh oh, he has to do it on the end
of Yeah sorry, it's anytime he enters yeah yeah or
starts in. I really like that. It shows the saving
throw what it is and what they have to be
in the role.
Speaker 5: Boom another fourteen, Dad, dude, Arden needs to be in
every fight from now on.
Speaker 2: This is some bold almost like clerics are really good
at killing.
Speaker 4: Yes, we never know knew how useful he was, the.
Speaker 2: The the yeah, the fucking magic just burns in his
eyes go fall black again as he reaches out to
try and grab at Hunter. Walter, is your turn? All right?
Did you just skip my turn? Yeah? Sorry, Yeah, I
go on, that's my vote.
Speaker 8: I feel like I'm again asking Stalian why are we
still doing this?
Speaker 2: And then uh moving forward? How far is this take?
Speaker 10: The kill?
Speaker 2: You know you want to? Yeah, I'm going to step
here and I am going to tack Hunter? Uh I will?
Hunter is invisible right still? Or is he his? Oh?
Does is? What's his face?
Speaker 8: Does Stelly have to make concentration checks to maintain this
greater enviz for all these times we've been hitting him
because you said he casts greater in vis.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, he does. I'll make one right now, and
I make another one right now. Fail. We'll say at
the end of this one, the invisibility drops on Hunter.
Hunter is basically a fucking scorched corpse. He's basically got
no clothes on him. He looks like a fucking zombie
from the Walking Dead, and he's just got sharp teeth,
blood and scorch and burn marks. His eyes are insane
and sunken into his head. He looks completely rabid and
on fucking death's door. Ess. Okay, I will.
Speaker 8: Recast Zephyra strike so I can get another advantage of
this turn.
Speaker 2: Go away, go away. I don't want them of elements.
I'm trying to luwer mo spell sluts. There we go,
I will I'm gonna hit him with an attack. So
two attacks from the tollwar with first one with advantage
and second one is regular, and that will hit. I'm
assuming those both hit. One hit. Oh wait, you hitting Hunter? Yes, yeah,
they both hit, Okay, so that would be shame.
Speaker 8: I didn't have advantage on the second one. So that's
gonna be twenty two and then plus eight because favorite enemy,
and then plus how many turns has it been? I
don't know if my toll war is still on fire
three or four. If it's only been fifteen to twenty seconds,
is it still going?
Speaker 2: Well? How long does oil last? A minute? Yeah, I
would say it's probably still on fire.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, So ten fired and the favorite enemy I
got favorite Enemy, then one D six from Slayer's Eye
and one D eight you didn't roll, I didn't slight
slack roll one beat six point so two from Slayer's
Eye and then one D eight from Zephyr strike for.
Speaker 2: How much damage ago did he actually?
Speaker 7: For?
Speaker 2: How would you like to kill hunter? Uh Rajah? Is
just gonna come jumping out of the circle, and.
Speaker 8: It's two attacks right his first attack he just impales
him and actually lifts him up off the ground for
a second. And then while he's in the air, I'm
gonna try and take his head off with that four slash.
Ah yeah, so you can probably do that, just slice
off the melon.
Speaker 2: And then since I still have the double movement speed,
I will return to right here and and in my turn,
you come in, you stab uh and decapitate Hunter Stellian
goes from being like relatively composed to just screaming, he's
just nah as you just fucking fuck him up. And
he goes completely insane, his eyes turning black, his teeth
coming out, and he hunches down a little bit more,
becoming a little bit more animalistic in his movement. He
watches you run away and attempts to compose himself. You
will all pay for that one.
Speaker 8: He's just going to get back up anyway. Take your
dog and get out of here.
Speaker 2: M give me a history check with advantage, and you're
an undead boy. He probably won't get back up from that,
depending on how old he is. Oh well, even I
didn't know that. Yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Fuck him up.
Speaker 2: Good was not a full fledged vampire yet. Oh we
do appreciate the fact.
Speaker 8: Just sell message, message, and what happens when your message people?
Speaker 2: And Rajah taunted, Well, I guess we know whose side
in the story we're on.
Speaker 8: Let's go find the prince, Let's go find the dragon
in Si River. I'd rather take my chances with him.
Speaker 2: Stanton moves out of the range of Arden's thing to
try and compose and compose himself. Walter, it's your turn,
all right? Is he is he leaving? No, he just
steps backwards and he's still kind of crazy looking watching
you all. Ah cany Kenny Wampus still.
Speaker 8: Gad you want as soon as he says that it
depends on if this guy still wants to fight.
Speaker 2: Don't let him escape and tell the others.
Speaker 5: Well, Stellian, you give up?
Speaker 2: No? Do you give up? Sure? We surrender? Yes? Can
I can look at the ashes. It looks like your
boy's giving up, he says, send one to me. And
by surrender, I mean we're going to let you go. Fine,
then do your worst. He stands up a little straighter. Um,
I was just gonna just kind of missile. I don't
know if he can. I don't know if like how
good the vampire's hearing is, but don't leave the circle.
Speaker 5: Um fourteen damage magic missile.
Speaker 2: Fourteen damage on the magic missile. Cool. Yeah the noise three, two.
Speaker 5: Four, four of them hit all magic missile is yes,
it's four of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I launch out and each of them strike him.
You see them like explode or hit him and stick
in and vanish with this arcade shot and here, come on,
then hurt me more.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna into my pack and give Rajah my holy water,
and then Rajah Rajah and Carlias my holy waters.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: I mean if they're if they're all right, there can
I pass it to all three of them? Because I
have three. It's up to you, Bread. I can just
pull out three holy waters and hold them for them
to take them, unless you want to make it like
one act, one bonus action for each person.
Speaker 2: I think because you spell, you use a spell, I'll
say you can hand one out.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll give it to Raja.
Speaker 2: Uh cool. End of section. Yep. Oh man, we have
fucked up this campaign so badly. Well, this will get
us back on the main question real quick.
Speaker 10: He's got his uh, he's got his legendary resists. Huh,
God damn it. I also okay, so I was gonna
run behind him and cast turn on dead his save
suck ass anyway, so you wouldn't be able to leave
that way, and he couldn't go through the magic circle
and you just tower.
Speaker 2: But he'll he'll legendary resisted. How many times does he use?
Speaker 5: Is just gonna say meta meta real quick? He's used
three today, I think, why yeah? And then one legendary
resistance doesn't come back.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, resistances don't recharge at the beginning of his turn,
so he can.
Speaker 2: Only do that three times.
Speaker 10: As soon as we damage him as well, it will
break it. So it's not a big deal, m all right,
No worries, uh, just a guiding bultimate level two. No
counterspall this time. Actually, you know what, I don't think
I would make another I wouldn't make another insight check
on it because I'm I've made like two or three now, right,
and I'm like, he's almost dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, you know what, may I may? I just.
Speaker 10: I'm just gonna move I just move up, I guess,
and you know I yeah, no, I just move up
because I'm gonna keep.
Speaker 2: My sanctuary on. It's a smart thing to do, so
I don't get anymore. Okay, ah, so you just move
into his range. Okay, he moves out of your range, Carlias,
all right.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna move just out enough and I'm switching guns.
I'm going from sir burst a scar shut oah, three attacks,
all grid all all advantage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like the perfect moment with the music too.
Speaker 2: This is so good. Two hits, yeah, two hits yeah.
Two bullets launched through the hallways and strike at him. Yeah,
they just they just pierced him. He again, Yes, come
help me more. The physical pain is nothing compared to
what you've done to my spawn anything else, Carlas. I
wish they had just blasted him. Now we're going all in.
Oh does Rogers still have the ORB? Yeah? I picked
it up on my way up. Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, that's a.
Speaker 2: Stallion's turn.
Speaker 9: Wait wait, wait, we're gonna move back into the circle
just a little, okay, just in case the bullshit happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Stallion casts sleep. M hmm in here? Uh how
do I do a fucking I just have an manual
roller who has the lowest HP.
Speaker 5: Well, I can't be put to sleep magically, and I
do so, Okay.
Speaker 2: So ignoring him nineteen lash you fall asleep. I'm going
to say the Magic Circle blocks that. I'm going to
say it doesn't because Magic Circle ran out ages ago.
It's only one minute.
Speaker 5: Oh is it only a hour? No, it's an minute
cast for an hour duration. No, it's it's an hour duration.
But it takes one minute to cast and it lasts
an hour.
Speaker 2: But it says creatures, Yeah, creatures. Creatures in the circle
are immune to being charmed.
Speaker 8: The sleep spell says creatures that are immune to being
charmed cannot be forcibly slept, so his sleep spell does nothing.
Speaker 2: All right, I never mind? I cast it on and
then how much hYP do you have? Thirty three? Vampire
pushed you to sleep? Can you fall asleep? Do you
have any bullshit via bulk Shiit? Not for that? No,
it's a yeah. I mean I'm elving of sort, but
not like that. I don't think. Do you know a sanctuary?
I have sanctuary? So yeah, I would say you have
to make the wisdom save maybe.
Speaker 16: Uh it's an io a y said on an hour
hold on, Oh yeah, this spell doesn't protect a warded
creature from airy effects such as the explosion of firebone.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm just sleeping Autumn falls asleep.
That will end any concentrations you have as well, I
would assume. So I've ever put to sleep? Is that
just your spirit thing? The magic circle is not concentrations
in the floor. Yeah, okay, so spirit guardians drops. Yeah,
you can cancel that more than once a day?
Speaker 7: Right? Ah?
Speaker 2: Well, not have you blew one of my points? Fuck? Yeah,
you guys killed two third of my spells with magic
circle on the counter. All right, he runs into here
then safely for the first time. You can kill that
or it's just going to confuse me some dumb and
sleep cool let me see him. He's still a sanctuary though.
Yeah I saw sanctuary instead of sanctuary.
Speaker 8: Just imagine it like yeah, And I can't fucking can't
hit the unconscious dude on the ground.
Speaker 2: All right, So so wisdom sixteen. He's not doing anything
to you. He's just he's just running and standing and
looming over your body. Lash, it's your turn.
Speaker 4: Do I rolled the D four for the second turn
of flame Arrow from the last time at the beginning
of the turn.
Speaker 2: Um, yes, give me a dfour that would have happened
at the start of his turn. Oh nice? Was that
his a sleep roll? By the way, Brad for thirty
four thirty four? Yeah, oh, I know, horrible freaking ten
con clerk. Uh. So he takes a little bit of
fire damage before the fire dissipates a little bit.
Speaker 12: An arden is pro Yeah, he's sleeping, so I won't
hit Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and just.
Speaker 4: Shoot at him.
Speaker 2: Well, let's h I don't think I sorry, I'm not
looking hang on as You're wrong. It was close. Uh
you fire an arrab launches past him. He just move
blurs a little bit out of the way. Yeah, you miss.
Unfortunately anything else, hipoys, dope hunter is dead.
Speaker 9: It's understurd He doesn't get the bonus for ardam being
given by food.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 4: That would only be if I hit.
Speaker 2: I think I think he can't be unconscious or incapacitated
or something. Yeah, because I'm not hearing.
Speaker 4: Right, he's not distracted by you this.
Speaker 2: He's going to try and wait does the sanctuary ward
against grappling? I guess it does. Yeah? Any aggressive? Yeah, targeted.
Let me give you a whiz. What does he have
to beat again? Six? That's hey, what a fucking scrub
these fucking shitty wisdom rolls. He's done all night. Oh
he's got a thousand hells, So I mean he's fine.
A does have a thousand health Okay. So he tries
to like reach down for rajer and raji your ten.
I will move.
Speaker 8: Uh oh wait, you said from the center of the
token right, move twenty feet. Uh, I will bonus action
Zephyr's strike. I'm running out of these.
Speaker 2: I will grab uh, I will grab ardim and drag
him back here, and I have exactly enough movement to
do it. You can drag him. You can drag him
to the outside of the circle. Can I not like
deposit him on the other side?
Speaker 5: No, he did the same.
Speaker 8: Hold on, Hold on, where was he standing? Let me
see I have If I'm measuring from here, I can
go for ten.
Speaker 2: Twenty.
Speaker 5: He did the exact same with me.
Speaker 2: So all right, fine, you want to fucking do bullshit?
Do bullshit I'm doing. I'm doing the math. You can
just wake me up, probably too, you can do you're Oh,
that's right, he's a week I forgot. You can do
an action. I have to spend an action to wake
him up, right, yeah? And that problem? So where where
did he land? You moved the token before I could
finish doing the exact mathest. You drag him into the circle.
You can drag him into your space. I'm allowing it.
That's done. You did it. You drag him back, and
the vampire watches. You go, Why is Brad so angry today.
Speaker 5: Because we just killed something four levels above us?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not Hunters.
Speaker 4: Probably, yeah, Hunter wasn't even a full vampire.
Speaker 2: You guys, yeah, you can kind of can I fire
at Stellian at this point or if you've got stuff today? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
I'm just gonna unload.
Speaker 8: Is zephyr striked anyway, might as well take two shots
with the revolver. First one, we'll have advantage. Okay, so
that is a crit Oh my goodness, that is it.
That's a critical zephyr, which means.
Speaker 2: Oh boy. Okay, so there's that and that. So the
first shot is sixty eight. But then it's also slash rule.
Speaker 8: Thirteen force damage because it's two D eight for the
zephyr strike as I'm out of just.
Speaker 2: Give me physical and magical damage at the end, okay,
sure be so much easier than okay, okay, so fuck you.
Fourteen you can do at this point it's fourteen not
even k you, Just fucking tell me the damage.
Speaker 8: Fourteen twenty six thirty for so it's thirty four physical
and thirteen for damage.
Speaker 2: Thirteen physical, No, thirty thirty four physical and thirteen magic okay,
so and then thirteen magic correct Okay, yeah, yeah, that's
that all right. The form of Stellion says fine, see
you in an hour and runs this way.
Speaker 7: Wish I end.
Speaker 2: We have got to sleep. Fuck Walter, your time.
Speaker 5: Waking up a sleeping person is like it's one action, right, Yes,
I can't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't know how magical sleep works. If it's if
the sleeper takes damage or someone uses an action to
shake or slap them awake. Oh there you go. Yeah,
I was just.
Speaker 10: Thinking without spirit, if I had been there with spirit
guardians on still would have had his movement would have
made it harder for him to get out.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna cast mirror image and I'm going to walk
as far as I can go out right on top
of Hunter's body, and I'm going to piss on Hunter's
body while getting Stellian's attention.
Speaker 2: Sure, legendary actions in Brad's head. Why are you so
dedicated to me?
Speaker 5: Because he's gonna come back in an hour when the fucking.
Speaker 2: Circle's gone, we can break down the door and leave.
By then we have to keep him here. He he
nods at you and Tatar he runs out of sight, and.
Speaker 8: That we'll never catch him because he moves like another
fifteen feet after each of our turns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, that brings us to the end of
today's session. You guys cowering in a magical circle at
the end of a hallway, be just waking up after
a fight as usual, Like what happened.
Speaker 7: Most of it?
Speaker 2: Did I fight? There's the scrabbling, there's the scrabbling of
guards outside that you can hear, Like, what's going on?
I don't know. I don't know. He just told us
to look at and thank you for playing. We'll see
you all next week. WHOA.
Speaker 5: I feel like Brad is so angry right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not angry.
Speaker 5: This is like, like, fine, do you want to fight?
Speaker 2: I'll give you a Like, I am not angry. I
am frustrated that you people want to fight vampires and
we don't. Yes, why are you doing things? I'm frustrated
that you guys want to fight vampires and I have
to fucking throw these broken things at you. I'm frustrated
about the fact that you, like you are in a
bad position. I'm kind of on your side. I'm not
frustrated about multiple things. You're finally on the good guy's side.
This whole time, you've basically been working for the bad guys.
You just didn't know it. So now you're kind of
forced onto the good guys side, which is what I
wanted in the beginning anyway, I wanted to see what
path you would take, which was the point of the
Yogel encounter previously, you're gonna be good guys. In this
you can be bad guys. You're gonna be neutral and
take care of yourself. And you've kind of swayed between
the dark side and the light a little bit. This
kind of firmly secures you on the good guy's side
because you have no choice. Really, You're only allies exist
in the Princess and whatever she's doing that the Yeah,
this situation sucks for you, But I'm not. I'm not
I'm not angry at all. I'm you sounded a little
bit angry, bro angry I get. I get frustrated at
multiple things. I think frustration and anger a different. Also,
I want to make sure I end the stream because
I know people have to do stuff and go places.
So as soon as the game hits like quarter two,
I start to freak out because I'm like, oh man,
we need to end this. Just from a production standpoint,
that's really it. I'm not like there's a big I'm
not angry. It was fucking crazy. I'm just like, oh
my god, why and then obviously I have to juggle
all the things. I thought the fight was. I didn't
think they would turn around and come back after us.
That really, that really, that really can't me off guard.
I thought they were like leaving to let us do
our thing. You are, you are nothing to these things,
like Hunter is just a little shitty spawn boy. The
other one's a little older, and why would you would
you part with this ship? You're a fucking ancient powerful being.
And then there's these little pawns that have been just
fucking around the whole time, and you've been following them about,
and then they're like ah. I was like, if we're
ancient beings, clearly they must have some sort of restriction
or limitation. Because they are not willing to carry the
orb themselves. They're making us do it. So there's got.
Speaker 4: If one of them gets a hold of it, he
will become the all powerful.
Speaker 2: There's some there's something going on here that limits them.
Speaker 8: Otherwise they could have just easily dispatched one of these
disposable pawns to go do the thing.
Speaker 2: You are the disposable pawns.
Speaker 5: Can you say, Yeah, they don't want to do it,
They're not gonna do it pissed on your MPC bread,
let's say, let's forget that, we'll leave that.
Speaker 2: I personally am not bothered. You guys were always probably
going to have to fucking encounter these guys and kill
them anyway once well, unless you really just went we're
going to go dark side and win them and legitimately
be on their side once you were given the option.
But I assumed that eventually you'd do the right thing,
half of you at least. So I'm not like that bothered.
And this is an encounter I had set up ages ago,
the whole time you've been in this town pretty much.
This was an option. I was hoping you would just
talk to them. But fucking players can't just fucking talk to.
Speaker 5: Them, I said, I didn't think he was gonna go
rab it if I message to why'd you message him?
Speaker 2: Jay? But on top of it started a war. The
funny thing is still doesn't know what No.
Speaker 8: The funny thing is none of us know Like to
all of us, they just jumped us, so we defended ourselves.
Only Walter knows that he provoked it with telepathy.
Speaker 2: True, Yeah, that was all over the place. That entire
fight was literally, we're good, We're not. We're good, We're not,
We're good.
Speaker 5: That was so fucking tense the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's scary when you fight things. I've also now
as a DM truly measured your power. You guys are
fucking strong as a group, which is cool because it
was pretty undead. As undead in particular, we have every
tool in the book. Yeah, anything else.
Speaker 5: We fut two undead and monster hunters and a fucking cleric, Like,
we're good.
Speaker 10: Honestly, think those three golias probably would have fucked us, Brad.
Speaker 2: What did the find out? What did the bullet do?
Many questions will be answered on upcoming episodes of Table Story.
Where were the Goliaths? Are they on your side? You get?
Do you get to see them next week?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I wonder what's gonna happen next week? Yeah? Yeah we agreed?
Did we not agree? That we're all here? Obviously? Christmas?
Speaker 4: Two days after Christmas?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 4: So yeah, two days after Christmas? I got nothing going on.
Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing. Magic. The last one, uh, the
one actually, this is interesting. The last one what was
I can't remember? The last one was there was one
where the next the next, Ally, you touch forgets who
you are. But I don't think he touched anyone yet,
so you should probably just add that someone's touched him.
He touched the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, it was no, it was it was target.
The next it was like, what was it? Ally allied
target forgets Hold on one second, I had it, I
had it was it was it forty four to fifty five?
Speaker 2: You said.
Speaker 5: It was something? The wording was weird.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: Next, ally touched by target forgets who target is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we haven't, so technically it would have been.
Speaker 5: Hunter, and technically Lash would have forgotten who Hunter is.
Speaker 2: I assumed it was Costa still at this point, so yeah,
I was still just going to apply it to you.
Speaker 5: It was That's like, it would have been great if
I like, like, if it was me and then Hunter
touched me and he forgot who I was and he
was just like, oh, everything's fine.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought it was, Yeah, because I was like, oh,
this is gonna end this on a wild magic side.
He's gonna touch him and be like, oh we're good
and walk away, but which would have been even more confused.
But it said Ally, so I was like, oh, fucking
go away, for an ally to touch him and forgot
about it. How did you How did you know Hunter
was almost dead? Did you just know how much HP
they have roughly and tallying it in your head? No,
not at all.
Speaker 10: Brad was Brad did the telltale Like that was just
me meta because I was laughing about it because Brad
was like, uh uh oh, yeah, he made a really
big talent.
Speaker 2: Then I rolled the sparit.
Speaker 10: Guardian's damage and he's like, okay, he's like one away
watching his eyes done that before with like the enemy's
like one hit point away and he's like, oh yep,
all right, the.
Speaker 2: Three Yeah, because I was gonna kill him.
Speaker 10: I was gonna probably grab him and pull him into
the magic circle and just let my spirit guardians disintegrate
him in there.
Speaker 5: Al much HP did Hunter have?
Speaker 2: In total? Something? I think Jesus, I.
Speaker 12: Feel like the next time we do this, there's just
gonna be a still image of Brad so we can't
see the tells.
Speaker 2: Delian. Yeah, we've had like double the HP. Yeah he
had at two.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we had two or three people coming up after it,
so I wasn't worried about like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Telling anything. Well, one next time we will resolve whatever happened.
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