WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.599 --> 00:00:18.120 Lazy is now all in on this gloss of character. 2 00:00:18.199 --> 00:00:19.760 Oh yeah, that. 3 00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:24.600 She just finding out. She apparently is unaware of the story. 4 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:27.559 It's been a big story for well, yeah, I. 5 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:29.519 Knew about the story, but I didn't know all of 6 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:35.799 the details. And how many people have gone to advocate 7 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:38.200 for him, and they've gone as far as like going 8 00:00:38.200 --> 00:00:40.880 on to the Doctor Phil show to bring awareness. 9 00:00:41.719 --> 00:00:45.399 No, but well, you were on Doctor Phil. Should it 10 00:00:45.520 --> 00:00:46.320 must mean something? 11 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:49.240 Who's that guy in Illinois that he allegedly killed his wife? 12 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:50.759 And they showed all that evidence and there was the 13 00:00:50.799 --> 00:00:56.439 podcast we listened to and he'd oh yeah, christ something 14 00:00:56.640 --> 00:01:00.159 and he was on Doctorville. Yeah, yeah, that moment you're 15 00:01:00.159 --> 00:01:00.719 still in jail. 16 00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:02.759 But that doesn't even I mean, it doesn't. 17 00:01:02.799 --> 00:01:06.879 The only witness to saying that he was guilty of 18 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:09.079 anything is the actual murderer himself. 19 00:01:09.159 --> 00:01:10.599 That's the only piece of evidence only. 20 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:11.519 Yeah. 21 00:01:11.879 --> 00:01:16.760 And then the back in twenty fifteen, the box of 22 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:21.560 evidence against him was said to be it says, destroyed, 23 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:28.040 and no one told his attorneys about it. Yeah, so 24 00:01:28.400 --> 00:01:33.079 come on, this dude's innocent and he was offered he 25 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:37.959 was he was offered a plea a plea deal, and 26 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:40.920 he was like, no, I'm not pleading guilty to something 27 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:41.879 that I am innocent of. 28 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:42.640 That makes sense. 29 00:01:42.719 --> 00:01:46.319 Yeah, so Christopher Vaughan, that's the Yes, that's the good one. Yeah, 30 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:48.439 there's a good podcast about it. I'm sure there'll be 31 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:52.280 a Netflix about glossop any day. Sure, yeah, uh hope. 32 00:01:52.319 --> 00:01:56.519 So uh so I found this. It's really funny and 33 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:01.000 it's these are foods that used to be considered aphrodisiac. Nice. 34 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:04.120 I wonder if Balooney's on that list. I heard somewhere 35 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:06.959 that was my dad probably that told me that Baloney. 36 00:02:06.599 --> 00:02:09.319 Was an afrodijiac. Like, get the fuck out of here, Bolooney. 37 00:02:09.800 --> 00:02:11.240 Maybe you're talking for purple. 38 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:15.400 No, goddamn afridisiac. Yeah, weirdo. Like what are the ones 39 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:17.879 we know? Chocolate? Oysters, oysters? 40 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:21.840 Yes, like sushi. 41 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:24.439 Or say more. 42 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:26.240 I think it's the eel sauce. 43 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:30.879 I never heard that, Okay, yeah, yeah, Well the first 44 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:32.080 one that's on there is beans. 45 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:34.680 Beans? What kind of beans? Are we talking? 46 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:36.240 Magical fruit? 47 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:39.000 The more you eat, the more you toot, the more 48 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:40.039 you tote, the better you feel. 49 00:02:40.120 --> 00:02:41.479 So eat some beans at every meal. 50 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:44.000 That's terrible. 51 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:49.680 Uh. This says that in early modern England between the 52 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:53.479 sixteenth and eighteenth centuries. There were four main ways that 53 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:56.520 a food could come to be considered aphrodisiak. There were 54 00:02:56.520 --> 00:02:59.400 foods that felt hot or warned the body of foods 55 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:02.319 that were thought to be especially nourishing, and foods that 56 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:05.879 fell under the doctrine of signatures, which is to say 57 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:09.919 they looked like a certain body part. The last category 58 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:14.360 was deeply un sexy sounding windy meats. Windy meats, these 59 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:18.319 were foods that caused flatulence. Beans it was thought that 60 00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:22.159 the same air that was expelled when people passed wind 61 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:26.439 also inflated a men and penetrate for penetration in the bedroom. 62 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:31.240 So beans and peas were described to men having trouble 63 00:03:31.280 --> 00:03:34.800 in this department. This is this is exactly what the 64 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:38.479 fuck I'm talking about when it comes to people are 65 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:39.240 making shit up. 66 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:43.680 Yeah, having trouble in the bedrooms. 67 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:48.840 It's not like I'm not shaming doctors and science. But 68 00:03:48.919 --> 00:03:51.039 I'm shaming is when people just say shit. 69 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:54.120 Well, they were just learning back then. 70 00:03:54.400 --> 00:03:57.919 Right, they're still practicing, but like they tested out. 71 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:00.400 I get the ordup. 72 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:07.080 If get passing gas was what made me hard, I'd 73 00:04:07.080 --> 00:04:12.680 be knocking lamps over all the time. Yeah, just give 74 00:04:12.680 --> 00:04:16.279 me some cabbage. That's the wildest shit I've ever heard. 75 00:04:17.439 --> 00:04:18.079 That's funny. 76 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:29.439 That poop gas, frog belches, barking spiders. Barking spiders is 77 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:31.920 what makes you dick hard. Yeah, I'm sure there's somebody 78 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:33.839 out there, somebody, I'm sure. 79 00:04:34.319 --> 00:04:36.439 I mean people get turned on by cake farts. You know. 80 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:41.800 Mustard is on here as at one time considered an afrodisiak. 81 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:43.519 I thought it was from the heat from the mustard 82 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:47.199 and sensation comes from the plant's natural defense mechanism. It 83 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:52.000 releases these compounds that irritate poison pests when they try 84 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:54.879 to eat it. The bite that people feel when they 85 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:57.879 eat mustard happens when these compounds come into contact with 86 00:04:58.079 --> 00:05:05.680 proteins in your mouth. People thought in France that they 87 00:05:05.839 --> 00:05:09.839 that this was what was happening, and some of them 88 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:14.920 believed it made you horny. The holy men refined and 89 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:17.519 perfected the production of mustard, and other monks believed it 90 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:20.519 was an aphrodisiac. Not wishing to be tempted to stray 91 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:25.720 from their chest epath, many of the monks banned themselves 92 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:28.439 from eating, making the comment thank god they did, because 93 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:34.399 they make great beer. Monks make delicious beer. Potatoes. 94 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:40.439 Oh god, there's nothing sexy about a potato at all, whatsoever. 95 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:46.000 I'm trying to cool the counter argument, the potato is 96 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:49.079 the least sexiest vegetable. 97 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:52.560 Bill blab about their self. They're like, I'm a potato. 98 00:05:54.199 --> 00:06:02.920 Potato. But let's see. In Shakespeare's play The Merry Wives 99 00:06:02.920 --> 00:06:06.560 of Windsor, in the play, Shakespeare's regular comic character John 100 00:06:06.639 --> 00:06:11.360 Falstaff is an unlikely want to be lithario, although his 101 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:14.439 intentions and actions are less than godly. When he meets 102 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:16.800 the wives in the forest, he prays for something that 103 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:20.800 at first seems like a very strange request, which was quote, 104 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:26.120 let the sky rain potatoes ow wow. Despite the character's 105 00:06:26.160 --> 00:06:28.639 love of food and drink, he does not mean this literally. 106 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:31.639 What he is actually asking for is it's his success 107 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:35.360 and more importantly, prowess with the ladies. The phrase would 108 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:38.000 have made perfect sense to Shakespeare and his contemporaries because 109 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:42.360 potatoes were widely believed to have aphrodisiac qualities in the eighteenth, sixteenth, 110 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:46.160 and seventeenth centuries, and Falstaff the character would likely have 111 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:48.680 been referring to sweet potatoes, which had been around a 112 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:53.199 lot longer than the white ones then arrived. In America later. Okay, 113 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:55.199 so the idea being like, if you had potatoes, you 114 00:06:55.199 --> 00:06:56.879 had money and like desirable, like. 115 00:06:57.319 --> 00:06:59.920 And I could get where like the sweet potatoes might be, 116 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:04.199 you know, because the sweetness the sugar might arouse some 117 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:08.360 things just regular old, plain fucking russet are disgusting. 118 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:12.079 Only with some brown sugar, maybe nip serr, little walnuts 119 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:12.800 on top, maybe mart. 120 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:18.279 So now we're just talking about jams at this point. 121 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:20.519 Yeah, a mother fuckers, you don't know diftween jams and 122 00:07:20.519 --> 00:07:22.319 sweet potatoes. They are two different vegetables. 123 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:23.639 Oh absolutely, Yeah. 124 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:25.399 My brother, as a matter of fact, when he was young, 125 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:27.160 my mom and my mom telling me this that like 126 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:28.480 he wouldn't. 127 00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:29.240 Eat sweet potatoes. 128 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:32.040 No, they're gross, And she says they're not sweet potatoes, 129 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.199 they're yams, and he fucking ate them up like it 130 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:34.560 was nothing. 131 00:07:34.600 --> 00:07:38.439 Dude. There's a there's a kid's book called uh moon Squishers, 132 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:41.639 and it's about calling things different things and kids will 133 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:43.399 be like, well, I don't eat tomatoes. Well have you 134 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:47.680 ever had moon squishers? Things like that? You know, broccoli 135 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:49.040 is treetops. 136 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:52.639 And you're line of kids, fish ben fish sticks. 137 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:56.279 You can't unhear it. 138 00:07:58.079 --> 00:07:59.519 You can't unhear it. If you know it, you can 139 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:02.839 on here. Even if I say it correctly, you can't 140 00:08:02.920 --> 00:08:06.040 unhear it. Do you know the joke? Come on girl? 141 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:10.720 South Park does a famous episode that is a kid no, 142 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:15.439 it's kidny right that calls them calls them fish dicks. Yeah, 143 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:18.959 Cartman does fish dicks. But if you say it fast 144 00:08:19.079 --> 00:08:21.600 enough with no pause, fish sticks, yeah. 145 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:23.000 Fish sticks, that's all you hear. 146 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:24.199 But that is all you hear. 147 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:27.319 So am I saying fish sticks or my saying fish sticks? 148 00:08:29.920 --> 00:08:35.080 It sounds exactly the same. Yeah. So anytime I'll say 149 00:08:36.360 --> 00:08:38.720 I may, I'll say like this, I may or may 150 00:08:38.759 --> 00:08:43.919 not say fish sticks or fish sticks on the air. 151 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:47.399 You don't know what I'm saying, right, My wife laughs 152 00:08:47.399 --> 00:08:52.360 because every time the kids want fish sticks and the 153 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:57.159 shape like she looks at me with such disapproval from 154 00:08:57.159 --> 00:08:58.799 the other side of the room, and I'm like, what 155 00:08:58.840 --> 00:08:59.679 they want? Fish sticks? 156 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:02.200 Hey, the girls want fish dicks. You give them fish dicks. 157 00:09:02.440 --> 00:09:04.039 Now you're actually saying fish. 158 00:09:03.799 --> 00:09:06.399 Dicksishticks, fish sticks, fish sticks? 159 00:09:06.879 --> 00:09:12.559 Your yeah, you just fish fish sticks. Okay, I'll say 160 00:09:12.639 --> 00:09:16.279 you guessky ready, fish sticks, fish sticks? Which one did 161 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:19.360 I say? The sticks or dicks. Just say that. You 162 00:09:19.399 --> 00:09:21.159 say it back to me, I don't know what you're saying. 163 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:27.679 I'm trying fish sticks, fish sticks, sticks, God damn it, you'd. 164 00:09:27.440 --> 00:09:30.320 Miss in the assignment sticks, sticks or dicks. 165 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:33.200 Carrots is another afrodisiac. 166 00:09:34.080 --> 00:09:36.399 Okay, I could see that because of their shape. 167 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:39.960 The shape of the vegetable is not really what's got 168 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:42.799 this here. The effect of carrots was widely accepted in 169 00:09:42.879 --> 00:09:47.120 ancient times. Caligula, the notorious lustful Roman Empire, believed that 170 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:49.960 it had special properties. He is reported to have one 171 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:52.840 forced feg carrots to the Senate so they would become 172 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:57.720 overcome by their desires and disgrace themselves before him. Soldiers 173 00:09:57.720 --> 00:10:00.840 were also known to cook a carrot broth for females 174 00:10:00.960 --> 00:10:04.759 that they captured. So you'll you'll want me. 175 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:08.600 Told you eat your carrots for healthier eyesight, which is 176 00:10:08.639 --> 00:10:09.360 also a myth. 177 00:10:09.759 --> 00:10:10.960 Of course, it's a fucking myth. 178 00:10:12.799 --> 00:10:18.600 Egg plants worst emoji for a dick, ever, says you, 179 00:10:19.039 --> 00:10:21.120 I'm just saying, if your shit has swelled up in 180 00:10:21.200 --> 00:10:22.519 purple like that, you. 181 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:23.639 Need to see a doctor. 182 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:29.679 Obviously, there's a visual fact here, and it can It 183 00:10:29.720 --> 00:10:31.879 resembles in the male organ can be found in Korean 184 00:10:31.919 --> 00:10:35.679 literature and Japanese haiku. Beliefs about its afrodisiac effects have 185 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:38.000 been found throughout history in Asia, Africa, and Europe. In 186 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:41.039 sixteenth century France, it was known as Palm de mar 187 00:10:41.679 --> 00:10:45.759 or love apple, but belief in its aphrodisiac effects was 188 00:10:45.799 --> 00:10:48.679 probably not based on its appearance alone, and it was 189 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:51.000 thought that it was thought to have Eggplants belong to 190 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:54.559 the same family as deadly nightshade, which is a highly 191 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:57.799 toxic and can have strong effects. The same goes for mandrakes, 192 00:10:57.799 --> 00:11:00.840 which also belong to the same family. Egg Plants have 193 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:04.159 been grown for several thousand years and widely eaten across Asia. 194 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:06.720 Mini cultures thought that the fruit must have some side 195 00:11:06.720 --> 00:11:09.960 effects besides being an afrodijac. Eggplants have times have been 196 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:13.360 thought to stimulate appetite, cause fever, and make people go mad, 197 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:15.240 and even cause leprosy. 198 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:18.600 You know, Okay, a couple of things here. One. 199 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:20.919 I have never eaten an egg plant in my life, 200 00:11:21.200 --> 00:11:23.519 really seriously fun. I see them at the store and 201 00:11:23.559 --> 00:11:25.639 I'm like, uh, that's weird looking. 202 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:26.559 I'm cool on that. 203 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:29.879 I've heard about the eggplant harm never had it, just 204 00:11:29.919 --> 00:11:33.360 not that doesn't seem appealing to me. Secondly, there's a 205 00:11:33.399 --> 00:11:36.600 shit ton of night shade vegetables out there that contain 206 00:11:36.840 --> 00:11:37.720 nicotine in them. 207 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:40.320 Naturally. I just learned that not too long ago. 208 00:11:40.360 --> 00:11:43.440 About that, Like tomatoes is one of them, and there's 209 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:45.080 like a whole bunch of other Like all the night 210 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:49.799 shade vegetables have amounts of nicotine in them, all. 211 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:50.360 The properties of it. 212 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:53.360 Okay, So like if you if you I'm not a smoker, 213 00:11:53.399 --> 00:11:55.960 but you you love to eat tomatoes. Motherfucker, you were 214 00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:58.960 ingesting the nicotine. It didn't even know about it. 215 00:11:58.799 --> 00:12:03.039 Does just the poison and not enough to Yeah, yeah, yeah, 216 00:12:03.159 --> 00:12:05.799 there are some Eggplant would be one of those things 217 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:08.919 that I never liked as I've gotten older probaly in 218 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:10.840 the last ten years. Fuck is it good? 219 00:12:10.919 --> 00:12:11.080 Man? 220 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:11.519 Yeah? 221 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:16.080 Egg plant is so you either can make it really 222 00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:18.840 good or you make it shitty. There's no in between. 223 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:26.200 There's no mediocre. What is the uh babaganoche is amazing, 224 00:12:27.039 --> 00:12:28.840 It's like hummus, but it's made with egg plant. 225 00:12:29.360 --> 00:12:30.279 So good. 226 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:34.080 Yeah, Mike and Andelini's has an eggplant dish that's really 227 00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:34.600 really good. 228 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:36.960 Okay, But but it's. 229 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:38.320 One of those if you have it you'll go, oh, 230 00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:39.919 that was gross. That's because they don't know how to 231 00:12:39.919 --> 00:12:42.559 make it. But there are eggplant dishes that are really 232 00:12:42.559 --> 00:12:46.080 good there. Parsnips is considered to be an af At 233 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:49.600 one time, i should say, was considered to be an aphrodisiac, 234 00:12:49.639 --> 00:12:53.440 and ancient times, the sweet and vegetable was enjoyed by Romes, patricians, 235 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:58.279 I'm sorry, patriarchs. One who was said to be particularly 236 00:12:58.320 --> 00:13:01.080 fond of the emperor was Tiberius. The story goes that 237 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:03.960 the Emperor, having acquired a taste for them in Germany, 238 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:06.600 had parsonips imported to Rome and accepted them as part 239 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:11.399 as the tribute from the Germanic tribes that paid him. However, 240 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:13.679 the taste of parsnips might have been the only thing 241 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:15.840 that Romans enjoyed about them, Like carrots. The shape might 242 00:13:15.879 --> 00:13:18.120 have been reminded some people of something else, and over 243 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.240 time these two to be considered aphrodisiacs. It was only 244 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:24.559 not only the Romans who thought this way England in 245 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:28.200 seventeenth century, they were in many of the foods believed 246 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:31.200 to help in the bedroom that could help marry couples. 247 00:13:31.200 --> 00:13:34.600 As matter of fact, it was even prescribed to married couples. 248 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:37.399 I don't think I've ever made a recipe that called 249 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:38.879 for parsnips. 250 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:42.120 I've never had a ever, nothing I know of anyway. 251 00:13:42.279 --> 00:13:45.440 Yeah, I've had parsonip. It's pretty good. We buy a 252 00:13:45.480 --> 00:13:49.159 bag of root vegetables from Costco Frozen and it's really good. 253 00:13:51.279 --> 00:13:53.840 They're like roasted root vegetables. So it's carrots and potatoes 254 00:13:53.879 --> 00:13:57.960 and onions and pars. Yeah, parsonip puree is pretty good. 255 00:13:59.120 --> 00:14:00.919 Think of a carrot. It's like a mixed twe of 256 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:03.480 carrot and potato. Okay, So it's got like kind of 257 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:05.600 an earthy umami taste to it, but it's got the 258 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:06.799 texture of like a potato. 259 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:07.840 Okay. 260 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:12.200 Yeah, I think they're pretty good. Uh. Almonds were considered 261 00:14:12.240 --> 00:14:13.159 an aphrodisiac. 262 00:14:14.240 --> 00:14:14.679 Okay. 263 00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:18.960 Jordan almonds specifically known as droggies or Italian confetti. These 264 00:14:19.039 --> 00:14:22.720 are candy coated almonds which are often associated with weddings. 265 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:26.320 The origin of the name Jordan is disputed, with some 266 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:28.799 of it coming from the French for garden, and others 267 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:33.159 claiming it first to River Jordan and Palestine. Almonds are 268 00:14:33.200 --> 00:14:36.200 thought to be an afrodijiak. In many Middle Eastern countries. 269 00:14:36.360 --> 00:14:38.759 This is part of the reason why Jordan almonds are 270 00:14:38.799 --> 00:14:43.080 given to gifts as newlyweds in certain cultures, but they 271 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:45.559 were presented as a having a symbolic meeting for the 272 00:14:45.559 --> 00:14:48.320 happy couple too. They're often given in bags of five 273 00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:52.519 because five is an individual indivisible number. Each almond represents 274 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:56.320 one of the guest's wishes for the newly weeds, health, children, wealth, 275 00:14:56.639 --> 00:14:59.639 long life, and happiness. So you're telling me, when I've 276 00:14:59.639 --> 00:15:02.039 gone to wedding and they've had these colored almonds, the 277 00:15:02.080 --> 00:15:03.840 whole point of it is to get people horned up? 278 00:15:04.080 --> 00:15:05.000 Or that was the belief. 279 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:11.559 Yeah, yeah, fucking wild, that's wild, right, Yeah, A number 280 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:14.200 of times I've been at weddings and eating those. 281 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:16.559 Well, did you get all horned up afterwards? 282 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:20.200 No, that was the booze that got them all horned up. 283 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:25.480 Coconuts are on this list as considered at one time. 284 00:15:27.519 --> 00:15:31.399 Evidence suggests there were at one surprising time in media 285 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:34.519 Little Germany that people were turned. They were imported from 286 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:37.679 India and especially popular in England. They were used in medicine, 287 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:40.519 but mostly wanted for their shells, which were used to 288 00:15:40.519 --> 00:15:44.279 make cups and goblets. These were popular from thirteenth century onward, 289 00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:47.559 being exotic items. It's no surprise. They were originally thought 290 00:15:47.559 --> 00:15:51.679 to have magical properties as well as provoking desires, and 291 00:15:51.679 --> 00:15:53.679 they were thought to be able to detect poison. 292 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:58.480 They forgot to mention bras on that list too, cops 293 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:00.039 and goblets, but they never mentioned. 294 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:05.320 Right, lettuce is on here. One Let are we talking 295 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:05.879 about here? 296 00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:09.399 We talked remain some green leaf, red leaf? Where we 297 00:16:09.480 --> 00:16:10.399 talking iceberg? 298 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:13.320 The worst fucking lettuce that there is has zero nutritional 299 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:14.919 value at all whatsoever. 300 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:18.360 It's called a filler. That's you eat it to give your. 301 00:16:18.759 --> 00:16:20.840 Ship ass fucking vegetable as what it is. 302 00:16:20.879 --> 00:16:22.759 Oh no, dude, have you ever had a grilled romain 303 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:23.399 lettuce salad? 304 00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:26.200 Oh I'm down for the romain. I'm talking about iceberg? Ah, 305 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:29.399 iceberg lettuce, that's that's good. 306 00:16:29.240 --> 00:16:33.559 For you know, uh, lettuce cups that thing that if 307 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:36.000 you have changs or whatever. Yeah, yeah sure. 308 00:16:36.600 --> 00:16:38.039 Or a wedge salad. 309 00:16:37.840 --> 00:16:41.039 Which fucking get half a head of lettuce. 310 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:45.399 Yes, culinary advances we made. They were like, it is 311 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:48.879 a wedge and you're like, oh fuck, somebody did some 312 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:52.480 culinary work. No they're lazy, right, shut up. 313 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:54.200 Nah, but not a cold plate. 314 00:16:54.399 --> 00:16:59.279 It's so good all lettuce on a cold plate is good. Yeah. 315 00:16:59.600 --> 00:17:02.519 By the way, fucking dressing makes lettuce good. 316 00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:05.160 Right, you know what's not good warm lettuce. That's why 317 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:06.200 they put it on a cold. 318 00:17:06.119 --> 00:17:08.160 I was watching this video of this lady and she's like, 319 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:12.400 this is my protein heck for listeneve hundred whatever fucking number. 320 00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:15.720 And she pulls out this sandwich from Jimmy John's and 321 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:20.920 it's wrapped in fucking lettuce. She was like, I'm like, 322 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:22.279 you fucking liar. 323 00:17:23.359 --> 00:17:25.319 I saw that same thing, and I was like, Mark, 324 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:26.839 there's a part of me that I wants to try 325 00:17:26.880 --> 00:17:27.519 the young witch. 326 00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:30.160 Okay, but I would saw she would dip it in. 327 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:32.319 I was like, shit, yeah, you're dipping and lettuce salad. 328 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:32.720 Yeah. 329 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:35.200 If you've ever had a cob salad or whatever, you're just. 330 00:17:35.880 --> 00:17:39.279 Yes, yeah, it looks messy as ship though, for sure, 331 00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:39.680 fuck you. 332 00:17:39.720 --> 00:17:41.440 Any of those lettuce things look messy as ship. 333 00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:41.839 Yeah. 334 00:17:42.400 --> 00:17:46.759 Anyway, so, uh, Egyptians. This is connected to Egyptians, as 335 00:17:46.799 --> 00:17:49.799 they have found lettuce uh in tombs that are more 336 00:17:49.839 --> 00:17:51.359 than four thousand years old. 337 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:52.680 I would not eat that. 338 00:17:52.880 --> 00:17:55.920 It's even mentioned in myths about their gods. It was 339 00:17:55.960 --> 00:17:58.279 said to be the food of men the Egyptian god 340 00:17:58.279 --> 00:18:01.480 of fertility and pain. Teen's men was a male who's 341 00:18:01.519 --> 00:18:04.759 usually depicted as ready for action, and then Egyptians believed 342 00:18:04.759 --> 00:18:06.839 it was the lettuce that helped him stay that way. 343 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:08.039 I e. 344 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:13.960 Hard like any of the other alleged afrodisiacs. It was 345 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:16.880 because the way the food looked, it grows straight and 346 00:18:16.920 --> 00:18:22.079 tall and strong and rigid, ready to be eating. When 347 00:18:22.079 --> 00:18:25.039 a part is broken off from romaine lettuce, a white 348 00:18:25.119 --> 00:18:26.559 milky liquid oozes out. 349 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:33.039 God, hell gross, her lettuce just came all over me. 350 00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:43.160 And the last one on here is beer used to 351 00:18:43.200 --> 00:18:46.440 be considered an afrodis I mean, I get. 352 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:48.119 That it's more of the intoxication. 353 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:50.960 Well, it's letting your guard down in your ability, inability 354 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:52.880 to make decisions, more than it is to turn you on. 355 00:18:53.319 --> 00:18:54.839 I've seen a lot of whiskey. 356 00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:58.000 Dick is the thing, right, get all hopped up on 357 00:18:58.039 --> 00:18:59.680 some meat and go fucking goat or something. 358 00:18:59.759 --> 00:19:05.680 Yeah. Yeah, So they're saying the aphroditic effect might have 359 00:19:05.720 --> 00:19:08.480 been toned down over the years. Prior to the eighteenth century, 360 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:11.720 beer in Europe was flavored us a combination of herbs 361 00:19:12.319 --> 00:19:16.599 called groot instead of hops. The ingredients in grout varied 362 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:19.799 depending on where it was made, but sometimes contained stimulant herbs, 363 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:24.319 which led beer being processed and considered an aphrodisiac. The 364 00:19:24.359 --> 00:19:28.720 hops that the groot was created eventually was almost universally 365 00:19:28.759 --> 00:19:32.759 replaced with hops, and those have the opposite effect. 366 00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:34.839 People are just getting drunk and horned up and fucking 367 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:36.400 everything that walks, and they're like, well, we got to 368 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:37.480 dial this back a little bit. 369 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:39.480 Well what do we do? Will we take out the groot? 370 00:19:40.319 --> 00:19:43.559 I am groot and hops instead? 371 00:19:43.839 --> 00:19:44.200 Yeah? 372 00:19:44.240 --> 00:19:45.039 Sure, whatever. 373 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:48.799 I'm always curious when you have beer, like and if 374 00:19:48.799 --> 00:19:50.640 you've ever seen them make beer and they get hops 375 00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:54.960 and full pallets of hops or hop pellets, and they went, yeah, 376 00:19:55.039 --> 00:19:58.880 let's fucking make something out of this. Oh shit, this 377 00:19:58.920 --> 00:20:01.599 sounds like fucking for us. Let's make a fucking beer 378 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:01.960 out of this. 379 00:20:02.359 --> 00:20:04.400 Soak it for a little while and see what happens 380 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:05.799 to drink the water afterwards. 381 00:20:05.880 --> 00:20:08.519 My theory on those type of beers is that they 382 00:20:08.519 --> 00:20:11.119 were because those are old school beers, right, is that 383 00:20:12.039 --> 00:20:17.079 they were created too for like sipping, like being around 384 00:20:17.119 --> 00:20:21.039 each other, right to delay it, not for crushable reasons, 385 00:20:21.119 --> 00:20:21.799 right right, right. 386 00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:23.319 It was a social thing. 387 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:26.119 You sit around and sip, yes, like you would sip 388 00:20:26.119 --> 00:20:28.559 your wine or sip a whiskey or something of that effect. 389 00:20:28.599 --> 00:20:30.000 Yeah, not pound them and. 390 00:20:29.960 --> 00:20:31.880 You know do cake stands and shit right, it was 391 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:34.480 to prolong the time you were spending with friends and 392 00:20:34.519 --> 00:20:38.559 being social. Very A lot of European meals last hours, yeah, 393 00:20:38.960 --> 00:20:41.319 and go till late at night. So I could see 394 00:20:41.319 --> 00:20:43.279 that they make it so you sip it and don't 395 00:20:43.359 --> 00:20:45.039 drink it as fast. Again, this is my own made 396 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:47.319 up theory. I have nothing to back this up. 397 00:20:47.599 --> 00:20:49.799 I've heard a lot about that, like especially at Italian 398 00:20:49.799 --> 00:20:52.079 culture shit like that, where oh yeah, they they the 399 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:54.839 their meals are an event and it's drawn out and 400 00:20:55.160 --> 00:20:57.200 dinners like fucking six hours long. 401 00:20:57.240 --> 00:20:59.240