WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:03.359 Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look 2 00:00:03.399 --> 00:00:09.279 he's hey. Everybody, Welcome back to another episode of the 3 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:14.439 Snark Tank Podcast featuring you boy, Chris Ragun, your other 4 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:17.320 boy Tom Swinging, your other boy Derek uh some black 5 00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:21.000 eyed blackman. Remember you can go to patreon dot com 6 00:00:21.359 --> 00:00:24.239 slash the snark Tank toss us a couple of shekels, 7 00:00:24.280 --> 00:00:27.920 a couple of nichols, a couple of dimes, perhaps to 8 00:00:28.039 --> 00:00:35.240 help us keep this operation a roll in. He is schizophrenic. 9 00:00:36.039 --> 00:00:39.840 I have seen I've seen him. I have seen Sweeney 10 00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:42.280 see things that are not there. 11 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:46.600 I've seen you. You've seen me seeing the thing I'm seeing, 12 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:49.119 and you see it also, No, I don't see it. 13 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:49.640 I've never do. 14 00:00:49.799 --> 00:00:53.000 It's parasitic at that moment, I give it to you 15 00:00:53.039 --> 00:00:53.439 as well. 16 00:00:55.000 --> 00:01:00.280 Contagious schizophrenia is that's a that's a wild think. I 17 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:00.840 think it's real. 18 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:04.959 I think isn't that what group psychosis? 19 00:01:05.920 --> 00:01:08.040 I feel like that's what cult members are like the 20 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:10.519 like was it? 21 00:01:10.680 --> 00:01:12.560 I mean yeah, kind of yeah that that what is it? That? 22 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:17.280 That h group Pollo and like what that yeah, group 23 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:21.359 of steria or mass hysteria? The what uh was it? 24 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:25.439 You guys that I was talking to about about whether 25 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:29.319 or not there are schizophrenic babies. Yes, yeah, yeah, was 26 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:31.879 that on the show? Yeah? It was, Okay, okay, all right. 27 00:01:31.920 --> 00:01:33.599 I just want to make sure. I want to make 28 00:01:33.599 --> 00:01:35.439 sure we get that out so I want people to 29 00:01:35.519 --> 00:01:43.879 understand it's real. I've been thinking about that from what 30 00:01:43.879 --> 00:01:46.560 would it be? What would it be? What would even 31 00:01:46.680 --> 00:01:47.480 a lot of would be. 32 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:52.599 Seeing a lot of switching psychotic wands and ship I. 33 00:01:52.519 --> 00:01:59.760 Don't know why and psychotic oh man. So yeah, we're 34 00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:02.840 record this a little bit out of schedule. I had 35 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:05.640 to record Sacred a day early, and that kind of 36 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:09.479 jumped into our into our slot this time because of 37 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:11.599 the state of play and the PS five pro thing 38 00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:14.560 I gotten, I gotten. I got in the queue this 39 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:16.680 morning to try and get my hands on that that 40 00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:19.599 one that styled like a PS one, the gray, that 41 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:24.360 gray with like the multicolor buttons. But all the Scalpers 42 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:28.960 got them. So all the Scalp and rooneyes it is 43 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:29.439 what it is. 44 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:34.240 Yeah, I mean, why even why I even try? 45 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:37.560 Man? Yeah, I don't know. I gave it. I gave 46 00:02:37.560 --> 00:02:39.439 it a solid effort, you know, I figured like I 47 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:41.360 might as well, Like I was actually kind of hoping 48 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:43.240 that I wouldn't be able to get one because it's 49 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:45.240 so much money like that, Like that bundle was like 50 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:49.159 the bundle I think was like literally one thousand dollars, 51 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:51.439 and so I was like, I'll give it a try 52 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:55.840 because I do want the gray, but I really kind 53 00:02:55.879 --> 00:02:58.360 of hope it's not there so I can justify not 54 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:03.879 having to not every ground is it's fucking crazy. Yeah, 55 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:05.879 I mean does come with like a bunch of other ship, 56 00:03:06.159 --> 00:03:09.840 but like I don't want to know too much. I 57 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:11.599 was just gonna sell the other ship because it comes 58 00:03:11.639 --> 00:03:14.479 with like what is it that fucking you know that 59 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:17.840 you know those like high end controllers that they keep 60 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:19.719 trying to sell, like the Xbox Elite and then the 61 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:22.960 Dual Sense Edge or whatever the custom like it comes 62 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.199 with one of those and I really kind of don't 63 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:29.280 like those. I like the weight of them, but everything 64 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:30.759 else I kind of like, I just don't give a ship. 65 00:03:31.639 --> 00:03:35.039 I'm not gonna fine tune my controller like I'm a 66 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:37.560 fucking like I'm in the pit at like a Nascar. 67 00:03:38.199 --> 00:03:39.400 It seems so insane. 68 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:44.879 Uh much much, it's a bit much. 69 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:49.400 Yeah, you don't need to get the maximum gameplay advantage. 70 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:53.280 When you're playing the Last of Us you do? Yeah? 71 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:56.879 Yeah, I mean you know, Last of what's gonna be 72 00:03:56.919 --> 00:03:58.280 at the next Evil. 73 00:04:01.039 --> 00:04:02.520 That is fucking crazy? 74 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:07.639 How fad? How fast can break Joel's fucking scout? You're 75 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:09.240 gonna crack him op like in the egg? 76 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:16.920 Everybody? Oh? Yeah? The new season? Yeah? I got yeah, 77 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:17.920 the season two? 78 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:23.279 It his head, bro, I can't wait. Hello, it's me, 79 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:24.839 Joe biam. 80 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:28.319 I do think it's gonna have I don't know, man, 81 00:04:28.319 --> 00:04:30.079 I think they're gonna do it out of order this time. 82 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:32.040 I think they want Pedro Pascal attached. 83 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:36.160 I think they do. I think they Yeah, you better 84 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:36.720 hope they do. 85 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:38.000 It would be nice. 86 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:41.800 He's gonna get better. Did you know what happened to Chris? 87 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:43.279 Do you know what happened to him in Game of Thrones? 88 00:04:44.680 --> 00:04:47.560 Didn't he get like gold poured on him or something 89 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:52.040 somebody else? It's actually worse what happens to him in 90 00:04:52.079 --> 00:04:52.600 Game of Thrones. 91 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:55.480 Game of Thrones, First he gets his teeth punched out 92 00:04:55.480 --> 00:04:59.680 of his skull, and then he gets his eyes pressed 93 00:04:59.720 --> 00:05:02.480 so hard till his skull explodes. 94 00:05:02.279 --> 00:05:07.040 Literally irrupts by who literally. 95 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:11.759 Have thorpe Jornsen fucking the mountain and Game of Thrones 96 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:15.759 just destroys him after he makes a fucking mistake, right, 97 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:20.720 he's he's showboating too much, thinking that he finished the mountain. Essentially, 98 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:25.519 the mountain fucking punches his face, fucking and then hops 99 00:05:25.519 --> 00:05:28.279 on him and then crushes the skull and it's crazy. 100 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:32.160 He open hand slaps him and I was jump out 101 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:32.920 his mouth. 102 00:05:34.199 --> 00:05:38.680 Like crazy, and then he proceeds to squeeze his head 103 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:40.439 until it pops. 104 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:45.199 Literally. Yeah. The thing about yeah, I don't know. I 105 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:46.759 haven't seen Game of Thrones. I don't know what the 106 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:49.759 fuck goes on that is? There is that like there's 107 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:53.560 no aliens in Game of Thrones, right, unfortunately not There's 108 00:05:53.639 --> 00:05:56.199 like magic and ship there's magic. It's just like the 109 00:05:56.319 --> 00:05:57.079 dark fantasy. 110 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:00.560 But I went when see that's why I like the 111 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:03.519 the what were those they got close with D and 112 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:06.319 D with the with the the squid niggas, you know, like. 113 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:09.079 Yeah, the mind flares. 114 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:11.319 Al was like, this is like as close as we're 115 00:06:11.399 --> 00:06:15.000 really gonna get to the dark fantasy, fucking sci fi shit, 116 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:18.680 you know kind of wedding, which is always something that 117 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:22.879 I've thought, why don't people explore more often? 118 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:26.560 I don't know, like something to do. I think, I think, 119 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:30.839 like what is it? Star Wars Destiny, That's it. That's 120 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:32.199 the only things that I can think of. The big 121 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:33.879 ips that ever think. 122 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:37.399 About space is that people space requires a bit of 123 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:41.399 thought and like it like you have to suspend your 124 00:06:41.439 --> 00:06:44.560 imagination a bit to even let yourself go into that realm. 125 00:06:45.279 --> 00:06:49.279 People just can't imagine. Yeah, people can't imagine. Well, you're right. 126 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:51.120 But one thing I feel like why it could work 127 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:55.439 easily is that in a sci fi universe, I feel 128 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:57.839 like magic would just be the technology that we just 129 00:06:57.920 --> 00:07:01.399 don't understand, right, Yeah, I agree. So it's like it 130 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:04.439 should be easy to just go on some other gay 131 00:07:04.519 --> 00:07:09.160 planet and then there's like some rainbow gay magic that's 132 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:13.279 like does a bunch of ship that, Yeah, they would 133 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:14.319 have let me write for the show. 134 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:15.600 Essentially, you go to some. 135 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:17.079 Other gay plan a bunch of a bunch of other 136 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:19.800 gay monsters and gay creatures, and he'd be doing a 137 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:21.000 bunch of gay ship together. 138 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:23.600 I think Game of Thrones really fucked up not having 139 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:26.759 a little gray alien in the background of every shot, 140 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:28.879 every ship. I think that's every shot. 141 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:31.360 Even I wish he did more of the magic ship 142 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:33.120 from the games in the movie another Game of the movie, 143 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:37.639 the show, not the show, it's the book. 144 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:42.800 And everything, but it dude, mi schizophrenia I was talking 145 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:43.319 about earlier. 146 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:44.920 I wish he did more of the book magic because 147 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:47.079 there's like actual real magic. But I think, and I 148 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:49.800 think for people that started watching Game of Thrones that 149 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:52.000 was the gateway to that kind of stuff. So I 150 00:07:52.040 --> 00:07:54.279 think they could have done the more magical ship. People 151 00:07:54.279 --> 00:07:56.160 would have liked it, sure, But the problem is he 152 00:07:56.240 --> 00:07:59.639 didn't because Dan and Dan are dumb and dumb dick 153 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:03.360 and so dumb dick, dumb and diyke. So they just 154 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:05.319 chose not to make the right decisions. 155 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:08.360 Amen, they did. They did well for a while. 156 00:08:08.399 --> 00:08:10.240 Let's just you know, they did well when they had 157 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:14.040 a book one written for them about the world did 158 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:14.600 very good. 159 00:08:14.680 --> 00:08:20.079 That part look so so not a lot really had. 160 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:22.160 There's like some stuff like the Mayor of New York 161 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:26.319 got indicted. Yeah, that's hilarious. So it's so funny because 162 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:28.480 I'm here right now, I could go I could theoretically 163 00:08:28.480 --> 00:08:31.759 go see him go laughing at go laughing. That'd be great. 164 00:08:31.839 --> 00:08:33.399 Yeah, throw rocks at his mouth. 165 00:08:36.360 --> 00:08:38.480 Yeah, I don't know. So that's kind of interesting. We'll 166 00:08:38.519 --> 00:08:40.440 see what we'll see what happens with that. Uh, there's 167 00:08:40.600 --> 00:08:43.080 there is one thing that I thought about talking about, 168 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:47.000 but also I so here. So here's the issue, right this, 169 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:50.519 this story is very it's very online, to the point 170 00:08:50.519 --> 00:08:54.960 where everything I read about on the Internet involving Internet 171 00:08:55.000 --> 00:09:01.240 personalities ends up sounding like I can't believe, Like, oh, 172 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:07.279 I can't believe flippled up, uh got outed on quasi 173 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:10.320 crumbles stream, you know what I mean? Like it's just 174 00:09:10.360 --> 00:09:12.639 all these like fucking names that you're just like, what idea? 175 00:09:12.679 --> 00:09:15.919 Who these people are? We're old now. Yeah, but this 176 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:18.720 one I thought was simple enough and funny enough to 177 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:19.919 bring up. I don't know if you were from me. 178 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:22.000 I think I know where you're going. Maybe laid on me. 179 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:26.639 I think think you might. Derek probably does so, so apparently. 180 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:29.360 I'm sure some of the listeners here probably are familiar 181 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:32.440 at least vaguely with Grand Theft thought role playing like 182 00:09:32.480 --> 00:09:36.440 the g GA RP space, and this is a a 183 00:09:36.480 --> 00:09:38.559 space where people kind of go it's it basically turns 184 00:09:38.559 --> 00:09:40.720 the GGA into like second life, and like people just 185 00:09:40.759 --> 00:09:43.000 go in and they roll play like some people are 186 00:09:43.000 --> 00:09:46.440 like cops that authentically like try to arrest people for 187 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:48.799 breaking breaking laws. So people are like smugglers and people 188 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:52.080 are just like working convenience stores, deli job, whatever, and 189 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:53.720 it's kind of cool. I actually like, I actually like 190 00:09:53.759 --> 00:09:56.159 the idea a lot I have. I have a sneaking suspicion. 191 00:09:56.159 --> 00:09:58.519 They're working on making that like a core part of 192 00:09:58.519 --> 00:10:05.279 the next game. Actually, but what's so Apparently there's been 193 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:07.279 this role play thing. I don't know exactly what it's called, 194 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:08.720 but there are two streamers of the heart of this. 195 00:10:08.840 --> 00:10:11.600 It's a streamer by the name of Moon Moon again 196 00:10:12.159 --> 00:10:17.600 dumb fucking shit uh and Diva Jilly. So Moon Moon 197 00:10:17.679 --> 00:10:20.159 is a man. Diva Jilly is is just like shot 198 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:23.360 surprising Moon. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, that's what 199 00:10:23.440 --> 00:10:26.799 I was like. Who It's really difficult to gender these names. 200 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:30.840 But so apparently these two people have been role playing 201 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:33.519 as a couple with each other in this server, but 202 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:36.639 they they were both like married in real life to 203 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:39.080 other people, and people were like, Oh, isn't that weird? 204 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:40.919 And that's kind of like even there's even like stream 205 00:10:40.919 --> 00:10:43.960 clips of this Moon Moon guy laughing at people who 206 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:45.960 like bring it up to him, where it's like, I'm 207 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:48.879 not a jerk off like you. I'm like, I'm perfectly like, 208 00:10:49.039 --> 00:10:52.120 I don't talk to this person outside of uh, you know, 209 00:10:52.159 --> 00:10:54.840 the role player whatever. Anyway, So they've been cheating on this. 210 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:57.240 So they've been cheating on their spouses with each other, 211 00:10:57.559 --> 00:11:02.000 and like this, I guess diva Jilly lady has been 212 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:06.960 married to this this this her husband for like fifteen 213 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:11.399 years or something. By the way, her husband's name is 214 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:14.120 King Caffeine. This is what I'm fucking talking about. I 215 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:17.080 hate talking about this because it always sounds like nubs 216 00:11:17.159 --> 00:11:20.879 cheated on flex wad with bubble clump, and it's like, 217 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:25.360 I fucking bubble clump is a fucking name for sure. 218 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:30.200 I don't know. It all sounds so stupid, but I 219 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:31.720 didn't want to bring that up because I thought it 220 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:36.159 was just so funny. Dude, you see the chat logs 221 00:11:36.519 --> 00:11:40.919 I did. Look to be fair. What are you gonna 222 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:42.840 talk about? What's happening? What's happening? 223 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:46.200 Stumble fuck found raped in the street half to death? 224 00:11:47.679 --> 00:11:52.039 Stumpy what'd you say? Stumpy fuck? Stumpy fuck. That's a 225 00:11:52.080 --> 00:12:01.919 real name, for sure. Stumby wumple found desecrated. Yeah, I 226 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:04.279 can't talk about vamp. I can't talk about vampires anymore 227 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:08.679 without being excited about legacy. Can't. But we're gonna be fair. 228 00:12:08.759 --> 00:12:12.399 Oh yeah yeah, so so the chat locks. So this 229 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:14.279 guy put out like their dms with each other, and 230 00:12:14.320 --> 00:12:17.480 they're obviously like very sexual and they're very like embarrassing. 231 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:22.840 But it's look, it's bad. But I also feel there's 232 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:26.120 something reading other people's sex messages feel so sad. 233 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:27.519 Because they're inherently way cringe. 234 00:12:27.559 --> 00:12:30.840 They're inherently not good, like they're never no one's going 235 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:35.000 to read sex messages and come at like oh that, 236 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:39.720 Oh everybody came out smooth. Everybody, Yeah, yeah, good job. 237 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:41.919 Like it's all embarrassing. 238 00:12:42.679 --> 00:12:45.759 Yeah, it's uh, you know, that's why I'm to be 239 00:12:46.120 --> 00:12:50.519 honest because I agree with you. I I never like 240 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:53.279 doing it because I one hundred percent of the time, 241 00:12:53.320 --> 00:12:57.639 and I mean this, no hyper ball felt cringe like 242 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:58.320 I I've. 243 00:12:59.120 --> 00:13:03.120 I just sexting to me feels embarrassing. 244 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:05.879 It's not like it just feels the act of it 245 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:07.879 seemed like cybersex what we used to call before, Like 246 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:10.360 it just it just feels even though like you're right 247 00:13:10.399 --> 00:13:12.840 about like say, what they're saying is not it's just 248 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:15.080 fucked up because they're cheating. That's really the only reason 249 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:17.279 why it seems like, yeah, I want to read why 250 00:13:17.279 --> 00:13:19.039 it's funny. Let me read a little bit of it though, 251 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:20.240 because I do have Yeah. 252 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:20.840 Go ahead, go ahead. 253 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:24.600 So the diva Jilly is saying to the moon Moon guy, 254 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:27.759 moon too is what his name is? I literally can't 255 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:31.200 stop thinking about you destroying my pussy. I'm a degenerate, 256 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:37.840 depraved com sluts and this guy's like, I've been pretty 257 00:13:37.879 --> 00:13:41.759 much thinking about blowing my load inside you non stop. 258 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:44.879 And then she's like, same way. Links I like your frequency, 259 00:13:44.960 --> 00:13:48.320 can't wait to be bred by you. And then it 260 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:51.480 gets a little worse. There's some stuff where it gets worse, 261 00:13:53.399 --> 00:13:56.000 but it feels I feel so bad for. 262 00:13:55.919 --> 00:13:59.159 This this uh what is his name again? The King 263 00:13:59.240 --> 00:14:02.399 Caffeine half bean, Like this guy's the king of coffee 264 00:14:02.440 --> 00:14:09.159 and get excuse me king now unfortunately it should be 265 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:14.600 it shouldn't. Well he is. Look, it should be noted 266 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:17.360 by the way that this moon Moon guy looks rough 267 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:20.600 like this is a this is a really like you know, 268 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:25.759 this is a massive like I'm massive downgrade. And I understand, Look, 269 00:14:25.799 --> 00:14:27.799 I get I understand. Like people like we're talking about 270 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:30.080 like the Sniperwolf and like how her ex with Gene 271 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:32.519 It's like, how could you fumble this? And Sniper Wolf 272 00:14:32.600 --> 00:14:34.720 is hot but insane, So it's like it's kind of 273 00:14:34.759 --> 00:14:38.799 like there's multiple levels to that, right of course, get yeah, 274 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:42.080 just on a visual like you you cannot help, but 275 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:45.960 like see the people involved and be like what are you? What? 276 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:50.840 What have you done? It really is like wild. He 277 00:14:50.960 --> 00:14:55.159 looks like, no, that's not even that's not even fair 278 00:14:55.159 --> 00:14:59.159 to George. George Constanza looks way better. He looks like 279 00:14:59.200 --> 00:15:06.080 a swollen decrepit George Costanza if he was also an 280 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:08.679 evil simp, and like, I don't even I don't know 281 00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:12.559 how else to describe it. And the way you silly, 282 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:16.279 you're an evil simp. You're like a bad one. I 283 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:19.519 also kind of imagine him like fucking that. Well, that's 284 00:15:19.559 --> 00:15:22.679 the thing that annound. I'm like, I'm seeing the messages 285 00:15:22.720 --> 00:15:26.159 and I'm like, oh, she she probably doesn't know what 286 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:30.399 good sex is, Like come on, brother, Like, of course 287 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:33.919 you can't Joju Buckburg's cover, but sometimes you can, man, 288 00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:38.679 sometimes you fucking can. It's it's a wild decision, is 289 00:15:38.720 --> 00:15:41.200 all I'm saying. And and so like I guess they cheated. 290 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:43.039 They hooked up a twitch Connor whatever, and he found 291 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:45.240 the messages and so he put him out on social media. 292 00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:46.600 You know, it's just. 293 00:15:46.600 --> 00:15:50.279 Very He said, he only discovered the d M s 294 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:55.000 or the messages because she wasn't responding to him checking 295 00:15:55.039 --> 00:15:59.519 in on her, which already says a lot about their relationship, 296 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:02.559 like she just ignoring this guy in the fucking first place, 297 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:07.679 her husband and the fifteen years brother. And I gotta say, 298 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:11.799 you know, this is something maybe you guys should give me. 299 00:16:12.879 --> 00:16:15.440 Is it having your cake and eating it too? To 300 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:18.320 want to be married but also just fuck a bunch 301 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:18.840 of people? 302 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:21.960 Is that what that is? I guess I mean I 303 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:25.440 don't know, well yeah, almost by definition, right, Like is 304 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:28.000 that what it happened to be? 305 00:16:28.200 --> 00:16:30.240 Because I guess this is me, here's me as a 306 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:35.120 married man. I am like, okay, cool this, I can. 307 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:40.080 I can fuck this woman for eternity. I'm good and 308 00:16:39.720 --> 00:16:42.080 I'm I'm good. I don't have to play the field, 309 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:43.919 anyonet have to do all that stuff. I'm cool with that. 310 00:16:44.840 --> 00:16:48.159 I thought that's the idea. So what's why I say 311 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:50.559 having your cake and eat it too? I'm like, so 312 00:16:50.639 --> 00:16:52.679 what you want kind of to be content, but then 313 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:56.799 also you don't. It seems like it literally does conflict with. 314 00:16:56.840 --> 00:16:57.679 My point of view. 315 00:16:58.000 --> 00:16:59.600 But I'm trying to think of it as like, say 316 00:16:59.679 --> 00:17:02.480 her or other people that do stuff like this, what 317 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:07.000 exactly are they seeking? Like like almost like a fake uh, 318 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:08.319 I think what happens? 319 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:09.000 I don't understand. 320 00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:13.720 My assumption is that people just people get fomo man, 321 00:17:13.839 --> 00:17:15.519 I guess the phone mo shit man. People are like 322 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:17.920 I with this person, I like being with them when 323 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:20.079 somebody comes. Because a lot of people get married before. 324 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:20.400 They're ready to. 325 00:17:20.599 --> 00:17:22.920 That's a lot of people. Absolutely, you know, people get 326 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:24.279 married for the ready to and they don't. They're not 327 00:17:24.319 --> 00:17:27.440 really mature enough to understand that, like, hey, if you're 328 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:30.880 gonna do this, this is like a commitment to someone else. Yeah, 329 00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:33.680 which it inherently in itself is like sort of a 330 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:36.079 flat dimensional thing as well, Like you know, because like 331 00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:39.359 the idea of being with one person forever on paper 332 00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:41.799 sounds kind of crazy. It's like forever you're it's with 333 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:44.000 this one person. But then that's when the whole love 334 00:17:44.039 --> 00:17:46.079 ask comes into it, like, oh, I'm content being with 335 00:17:46.119 --> 00:17:49.119 this one person. I don't have the drive exactly to 336 00:17:49.160 --> 00:17:51.400 go fuck every other woman I can on a planet. 337 00:17:51.559 --> 00:17:52.799 So it's a lot of stuff that goes into it. 338 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:54.960 I'm pretty sure it's like it's more complicated than that because, 339 00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:57.599 like I think, because cheating is the thing you shouldn't 340 00:17:57.640 --> 00:18:01.240 do to somebody, but also sometimes you genuous outgrow someone 341 00:18:01.319 --> 00:18:04.119 you know, you're you're yeah, and who you are and 342 00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:05.720 who you were when you met them are not the 343 00:18:05.759 --> 00:18:06.640 same person anymore. 344 00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:12.160 Yeah, there's a lot of I'm not cheating, you're you're 345 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:13.599 recognizing why it happens. 346 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:15.440 But the thing is, and I feel like, if you 347 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:19.640 are a decent person, what you want to do is 348 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:21.240 it And I know this, I know this is the 349 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:22.119 case for a lot of people. 350 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:25.880 They so it's it's it's it's a it's a catch 351 00:18:25.920 --> 00:18:26.440 twenty two. 352 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:29.440 They don't have the heart to break their heart by 353 00:18:29.599 --> 00:18:32.880 breaking up with them. However, they're breaking their heart by 354 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:34.480 fucking cheating on them, so they. 355 00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:36.839 Want People don't want to be villainous, but they also 356 00:18:36.839 --> 00:18:40.720 don't want to be considerate at the same time. Weird 357 00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:43.440 people like I don't want to break up this person. 358 00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:44.960 I don't want to hurt them. It's like, yeah, but 359 00:18:45.079 --> 00:18:49.319 you fucking but blasting their mom is not making them 360 00:18:49.359 --> 00:18:52.799 feel better. You're not making them feel great. 361 00:18:54.160 --> 00:18:57.759 Slamming like like I fucking get with JoJo's mom. Holy ship, 362 00:18:58.079 --> 00:19:00.519 like an of like boredom like that, but like is 363 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:01.920 your like is this bored of You're like. 364 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:04.079 There's so much fucked up about that because then it's like, 365 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:05.799 what does it say about her mom? She's like, yeah, 366 00:19:05.880 --> 00:19:11.119 fuck my daughter, daughter hit me up a few times. 367 00:19:11.119 --> 00:19:15.880 And that said, there's no good people's scenario, you know 368 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:19.200 what I mean because at that point, look, honestly, for real, 369 00:19:19.319 --> 00:19:24.599 at that point, if your husband and if you're a look, 370 00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:30.640 if you're a woman and your husband and your mom 371 00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:35.599 are willing to hook up, they are they're bad people, 372 00:19:36.119 --> 00:19:40.160 but you must not be very special. Like like just 373 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:43.119 like if if two people who love you dearly are 374 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:47.119 willing to do that to you, like, that's pretty that's wild. 375 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:52.440 There's gonna be something about you, you know. Yeah, what 376 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:56.000 I'm saying is it's your fault. It is your fault. 377 00:19:56.039 --> 00:19:58.400 You have to look inward at that point, be like 378 00:19:58.400 --> 00:20:01.599 what the isd if you get cheated on? Not your fault, 379 00:20:01.720 --> 00:20:04.960 but like that scenario, no, man, that's like a too, 380 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:07.359 that's a that's a two front. That's a two front war. 381 00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:09.720 No one ends up in a two front war and 382 00:20:09.759 --> 00:20:13.200 it's not their fault, you know. It's like, it's. 383 00:20:13.079 --> 00:20:16.640 Kind of they can't be entirely innocent. You're not entirely innocent. 384 00:20:16.680 --> 00:20:18.119 You got some blame to do. 385 00:20:18.519 --> 00:20:23.759 You're Germany. You know, I agree. Man, what a wild situation. Man, 386 00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:25.599 it's it's looking nice. 387 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:29.920 Please please, please, fucking just break people's heart up front. 388 00:20:29.960 --> 00:20:32.559 Please do it if you outgrow them, if you get even, 389 00:20:32.599 --> 00:20:34.519 if you just get bored. And that sounds awful, but 390 00:20:34.599 --> 00:20:37.160 let's just be real, Just break the heart up front. 391 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:38.599 It's gonna sting less. 392 00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:39.319 Just do it. 393 00:20:39.839 --> 00:20:41.799 Just you're gonna hurt the person at the time, but 394 00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:43.960 you're giving them the ability to be able to not 395 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:48.160 first of all, not severely distrust other people, because all 396 00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:51.880 you're doing is giving people back to position other people. 397 00:20:54.119 --> 00:20:57.000 Yeah, you're you're poisoning You're you're poisoning the water supply. 398 00:20:58.119 --> 00:21:00.240 If you're not happy, let that person out, because I 399 00:21:00.319 --> 00:21:02.119 know so many girls like I can't trust man because 400 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:04.079 my boyfrienke up and he's like, yeah, your boyfriend did 401 00:21:04.079 --> 00:21:06.160 that to you, I'm gonna do it too. But you 402 00:21:06.200 --> 00:21:10.640 don't know that, you know you're labeling me it's actually 403 00:21:10.680 --> 00:21:11.319 really fucked up. 404 00:21:11.359 --> 00:21:12.799 You know, gonna give me the chance that she on 405 00:21:12.839 --> 00:21:17.319 you was fucked up, don't bitch, I'm gonna che you. 406 00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:19.640 You don't even know about because you're swiming you means 407 00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:23.720 you're a fucking or It's just so wild, dude. 408 00:21:23.880 --> 00:21:25.799 I don't know, but I look like, like you said, 409 00:21:26.599 --> 00:21:29.119 being with somebody for a million years, Yeah, it's that's 410 00:21:29.319 --> 00:21:31.119 I think it's one of the most difficult as you do. 411 00:21:31.240 --> 00:21:34.720 But it's just like, come on, man, fucking fifteen years 412 00:21:35.039 --> 00:21:38.480 a role playing. Gta motherfucker too. I'm like, damn, that 413 00:21:38.559 --> 00:21:42.160 hurts so crazytic it's was he hogging her? Was he 414 00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:43.319 just hogging her the whole time? 415 00:21:43.640 --> 00:21:45.839 I mean, who knows about the whole time the whole time, 416 00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:49.000 but at least they referenced that one time and she 417 00:21:49.079 --> 00:21:50.200 can't stop thinking about it. 418 00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:57.559 And I'm like, that guy really did reality. Reality is crazy. 419 00:21:57.640 --> 00:22:01.279 He was swan diving that bitch for for so bad 420 00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:03.640 that she was like, I need some more. 421 00:22:04.720 --> 00:22:07.880 I gotta get some Look, man, I just can't I 422 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:12.000 can't imagine being like, look because. 423 00:22:11.759 --> 00:22:13.480 We don't get married at that point, you know what 424 00:22:13.480 --> 00:22:15.200 I mean, Like, that's kind of my things, like I 425 00:22:15.240 --> 00:22:17.319 don't like to me like that's so much more like 426 00:22:17.359 --> 00:22:20.480 fifteen years of marriage, like at that point, like listen, 427 00:22:22.319 --> 00:22:24.759 we're we gotta figure this out, you know what I mean, 428 00:22:25.440 --> 00:22:28.240 Like we're not this is not happening. This is not 429 00:22:28.319 --> 00:22:29.519 happening at that point. 430 00:22:29.559 --> 00:22:32.000 Literally, me and little time, even me and Lily right now, 431 00:22:32.039 --> 00:22:34.319 Like if Lily breaks up with me, I'm beating I'm 432 00:22:34.319 --> 00:22:35.319 beating her up for real. 433 00:22:35.720 --> 00:22:37.920 You know, much of my time she wasted. I'm beating 434 00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:38.720 her up for real. 435 00:22:38.880 --> 00:22:40.799 It's eight years though, we're eight years in. 436 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:43.720 Yeah, but think about this though, would you would uh? 437 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:46.839 Do you think your life is improved? Or do you 438 00:22:46.839 --> 00:22:48.480 think you would have been better off without her the 439 00:22:48.640 --> 00:22:49.200 entire time? 440 00:22:49.839 --> 00:22:52.119 I couldn't imagine for that her honestly, as gay as 441 00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:52.960 that sounds. 442 00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:57.480 His life improved. But that's exactly what she means. She's 443 00:22:57.640 --> 00:23:00.880 rich and he was destitute. It's absolutely impressed. She's not rich. 444 00:23:01.640 --> 00:23:03.880 She's rich. She's rich compared to you, she's. 445 00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:08.200 Rich compared to my extraordinarily poor as before, she's rich 446 00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:09.720 compared to most people I know. 447 00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:12.640 Actually, so I don't think she's not rich, dude. 448 00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:16.880 Unfortunately, from what you've told us about you know, like 449 00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:19.319 financially and stuff like that, you know, involved with. 450 00:23:19.279 --> 00:23:21.880 That bought five thousand dollars curtains. 451 00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:25.519 There's not it's not true. I swear like these are 452 00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:26.720 way too expensive though, the ones to. 453 00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:29.680 Have a like three thousand dollars. 454 00:23:30.079 --> 00:23:33.000 This mattress, dude, this mattress is so fucking ass is 455 00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:36.799 mattress so fucking much and so much, but it's so 456 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:38.319 fucking uncomfortable. 457 00:23:39.079 --> 00:23:41.519 So well that's actually wait, wait the funk out of 458 00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:44.440 my back though, but it's so uncomfortable. Wait, okay, okay, 459 00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:46.720 so did you did you buy an uncomfortable bed on 460 00:23:46.759 --> 00:23:50.480 purpose so you wouldn't sleep in for too long? No? No, 461 00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:51.759 because that's something I did. I did. 462 00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:54.559 That's smart, that is that's meta. That's like, that's like 463 00:23:54.680 --> 00:23:55.680 counterplaying yourself. 464 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:58.160 It wasn't it wasn't worth it. Like I feel like 465 00:23:58.440 --> 00:24:01.279 I got no good sleep. I was miserable, I was sad, 466 00:24:01.480 --> 00:24:03.200 it didn't work. I didn't it just like it just 467 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:05.839 made every aspect of my life infinitely worse, but a 468 00:24:06.079 --> 00:24:07.559 lot better if I could just wake up a little 469 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:09.400 bit later and feel like I actually got sleep. 470 00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:14.920 But that's like self counterplay, which I respect. 471 00:24:15.079 --> 00:24:19.640 I need yeah, mattress, brother, I need sometimes, what's up? 472 00:24:20.039 --> 00:24:23.160 Yeah, you need a dude, a good mattress best you 473 00:24:23.200 --> 00:24:28.359 cannot there. Look, I understand, I understand that there are 474 00:24:28.359 --> 00:24:30.559 things that we all want to save money on. Everybody's 475 00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:33.000 a little bit frugal, right, some people aren't, but they 476 00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:36.279 end up dead. So a lot of people frugal. They 477 00:24:36.279 --> 00:24:42.720 want to save their money mattresses, splurge, splurge on a mattress. 478 00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:44.759 There's a few things you gotta splurge on. Right, there's 479 00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:48.400 so food you splurge on food. You gotta eat good meals, 480 00:24:48.559 --> 00:24:55.079 meals you enjoy, uh comfortability and like central air, that 481 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:57.240 is something you splurge on. You have to spend money 482 00:24:57.279 --> 00:24:57.559 on that. 483 00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:00.960 You just guys starting to sound like a fucking privileged brat. No, well, 484 00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:01.799 no comfortability. 485 00:25:01.799 --> 00:25:04.119 You know, if if like like if like, if you 486 00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:06.240 don't have the money, like, if you have the money, 487 00:25:06.440 --> 00:25:07.839 do it. If you don't have the money and I 488 00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:10.480 live with obviously. 489 00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:14.680 I sacrifice. I sacrificed food for ac to be Like, dude, 490 00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:18.279 really bad summer heat, sweltering, dude, my last you guys 491 00:25:18.279 --> 00:25:21.119 have both been to my last apartment. Dude, I was 492 00:25:21.240 --> 00:25:25.200 suicilent in that blaze because how hot it got. 493 00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:28.279 So hot times I was just like, yeah, I'm just 494 00:25:28.279 --> 00:25:32.680 gonna go throw a toaster the fucking bathtub, and then I. 495 00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:35.039 Was I was homicidal in that place, like when I 496 00:25:35.079 --> 00:25:37.960 stayed over, like I was going to kill all of them. 497 00:25:38.359 --> 00:25:40.799 I felt like I felt like God was just really 498 00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:42.279 upset at me for some reason, and I was like, 499 00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:43.720 I don't know what I did to make him. 500 00:25:44.079 --> 00:25:46.200 Here's the thing, man, why didn't you because like we 501 00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:49.680 actually right behind me, like we have two right behind me. 502 00:25:50.160 --> 00:25:53.160 So there's one portable AC right here. I didn't like 503 00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:55.119 it so much before I had one, That's the thing. 504 00:25:55.160 --> 00:25:57.480 I even had one, So how the fun, dude, it 505 00:25:57.559 --> 00:26:01.359 was still that portable AC. It was still that bad. 506 00:26:01.480 --> 00:26:03.519 No brothers like how it was. 507 00:26:03.640 --> 00:26:06.119 I'm on the second floor kind of shit in this 508 00:26:06.279 --> 00:26:08.880 old sixties, nineteen sixties. 509 00:26:08.440 --> 00:26:13.519 Apartment, Derek, I'm not kidding. My apartment was so it 510 00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:16.519 was it was no vents in my room. 511 00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:19.359 You bought a ship, no brother, You buy a portable 512 00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:23.240 AC which hooks up two your fucking window, and then 513 00:26:23.319 --> 00:26:25.799 you buy a good one, you know high bt us. 514 00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:29.599 Your fucking room is an icicle, Like you fucked us. 515 00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:33.240 You also had the weird windows that like they would 516 00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:34.680 like swing out this way. 517 00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:38.039 Oh that that I can that that I can vouch for. 518 00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:41.079 He had fucking baffling windows like I don't, I don't. 519 00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:43.440 It was like it was like windows that you would 520 00:26:43.480 --> 00:26:47.519 see in like a back room in a church somewhere, 521 00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:49.759 like where it would be like high up in the 522 00:26:50.079 --> 00:26:52.799 almost in the corner, the top corner of the wall. 523 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:57.000 I've never left a bad review ever about anything, but 524 00:26:57.079 --> 00:26:59.880 I left a bad review about that dude's apartment. I 525 00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:03.240 was like, don't live here. It's not good. You will 526 00:27:03.279 --> 00:27:04.279 want to die. 527 00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:09.599 I'm actually, dude, I'm thinking about I'm thinking about, uh 528 00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:12.119 getting out of here because it's a little bit because 529 00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:14.079 I told them the one caveat was like, hey man, 530 00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:16.319 I don't fuck with them. I was like, everything clean, 531 00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:17.920 I don't fuck with bugs. I was just like, I 532 00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:22.839 just don't do that. But like somebody clearly was filthy somewhere, 533 00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:26.960 and it's there's no nest here per se, but they're scouters. 534 00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.200 There's these nigg these fucking ropes that pop up every 535 00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:31.359 once a while trying to look for something, and like 536 00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:34.839 they and I'm like, hey, what the fuck and then 537 00:27:35.160 --> 00:27:38.400 there's these things called springtails, like, uh, I don't know 538 00:27:38.440 --> 00:27:39.799 if you've ever heard of them, but they hang out 539 00:27:39.839 --> 00:27:44.160 in bathtubs usually like they almost look like little they're 540 00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:46.400 spring yeah likes no, not. 541 00:27:46.640 --> 00:27:47.079 They're little. 542 00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:49.559 There's these little black bugs that I first thought they 543 00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:51.079 were fleased because they jump. 544 00:27:51.319 --> 00:27:52.440 I was like, what the fuck? Was like, how is 545 00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:53.799 there fleezing here? I was like what is this? 546 00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:56.680 But then apparently they're springtails, and I was like, what 547 00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:58.880 the fuck is this bullshit? And they're like harmless but 548 00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.960 still everyone's will be Like two of them were just 549 00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:03.240 in the bathtub and I was like, Yo, what is 550 00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:06.519 this ship? And then on the hottest days a couple 551 00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:07.680 of weeks ago, when it got like one hundred and 552 00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:11.160 eight or whatever, fucking termite just showed up, dude. 553 00:28:11.359 --> 00:28:13.279 And I was like, I was like, Yo, this, I 554 00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:17.359 can't I do. You're playing You're playing Earth Defense Force totally. 555 00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.319 You're playing guest coming to dinner with Bugs bros. 556 00:28:20.359 --> 00:28:22.759 The fucking spin off of EDF like this like the 557 00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:26.039 shitty edition, Like that's like twenty bucks or something, and 558 00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:29.279 they they sprayed yesterday for the for the termines. But 559 00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:31.480 I was like, nigga, they it took them like over 560 00:28:31.519 --> 00:28:33.319 a week to even want to do anything. I was like, dude, 561 00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:36.440 they're eating your apartment. I'm probably gonna fall into the 562 00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:39.640 fucking next apartment down below. Because they were just like, oh, yeah, 563 00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:41.920 well we'll we'll get to it eventually. And I was like, 564 00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:45.000 shouldn't you deal with that immediately? So I'm a little 565 00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:48.279 a little I'm a little nervous because I'm a little nervous. 566 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:51.160 The floor was already a little bit uh curved, And 567 00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:54.000 I told him was like, hey, guys, what the hell is. 568 00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:56.160 Gonna wake of? And someone else's. 569 00:28:56.559 --> 00:28:59.000 I told them, should I be worried about this? Like now, 570 00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:01.519 I survived for like sixty you know, since the sixties, 571 00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:04.119 And I'm like, that's not an it, that's not an answer. 572 00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:06.279 It could have survived until now. 573 00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:07.440 I was like, what kind of. 574 00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:12.519 So I'm a little nervous in the pool. Thing is 575 00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:15.599 I'm playing month to month so I can actually leave when. 576 00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:21.000 So yeah, definitely, because like your first your first apartment, 577 00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:23.920 anytime you move is generally like a like a slat 578 00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:27.319 dash kind of home base. I remember that's what happened 579 00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:29.240 with us when like remember when we got when we 580 00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:32.039 got the uh when we got the hill to place. 581 00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:36.480 It was just like, this is what's available, we'll take it. 582 00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:40.640 It was the worst, fucking it's the worst place that 583 00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:44.440 I was. That the one that you remember when you 584 00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:47.759 hit Caasar with a beer bottle? Is it that one? Yeah? Yeah, 585 00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:49.200 that's that. Yeah, that was that apartment. 586 00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:52.559 I remember that apartment, Dude, I just remember that that. Yeah, 587 00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:54.759 I remember moments, but I don't remember that apartment too 588 00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:55.279 well anymore. 589 00:29:55.400 --> 00:29:58.079 I remember it specifically because I have so much video 590 00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:02.720 of it. I have so much, so much confirmed like 591 00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:05.559 documentation that it exists, but it is fading rapidly for 592 00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:08.279 my memory. So we got to get that episode of 593 00:30:08.319 --> 00:30:11.720 Jaalen out before we lose anymore of it. God, but 594 00:30:13.039 --> 00:30:16.160 what we do? Yeah, when we get back, we're doing. Yeah, yeah, 595 00:30:16.160 --> 00:30:18.799 we'll do when we get back, I think. Also, apparently 596 00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:20.839 I have a mic here, so I'm probably just gonna 597 00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:24.279 bring this perfect with me. I didn't even realize, is it. Like, 598 00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:27.799 I'm pretty I don't know how I got this because 599 00:30:27.839 --> 00:30:32.160 I sincerely like, I really have no memory of this 600 00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:36.240 at all. Okay, but but I'll accept it. 601 00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:39.599 Yeah, the ship out of somebody and stole their fuing equipment. 602 00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:44.039 It took. They took their fucking blue yetti after half 603 00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:47.559 to death. Yeah, no, bugs, I can't do I bugs 604 00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:50.319 is the line for me. And it took ages to 605 00:30:50.319 --> 00:30:51.319 find a place without. 606 00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:55.880 I don't know, dude, I almost left when uh So, 607 00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:59.680 there's these giant ones that just every once in a 608 00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:02.400 while them Like I went to Delta one time, it 609 00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:04.839 was crawling on the menu of the of the box, 610 00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:06.960 you know when you're ordering outside, Just a giant one. 611 00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:11.319 I was like, that's disgusting. And apparently in the hallway 612 00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:13.400 there's a window that they crawled through. We caught one. 613 00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:15.519 Jojo caught one crawling through the window. 614 00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:17.759 I told her hit it off the screen so it 615 00:31:17.759 --> 00:31:20.079 doesn't get in, and then it like didn't fall off, 616 00:31:20.119 --> 00:31:22.079 and then it got inside and she ran away. 617 00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:24.799 So then I fought it. Dude. It took forever to 618 00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:26.519 kill these things or I was like, oh, this is 619 00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:29.359 how they survived the apocalypse. I sprayed two different types 620 00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:31.319 of things on it, and then I was hitting it 621 00:31:31.359 --> 00:31:33.400 with the broom and it was still going. I was 622 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:36.319 like this, it was insane. I couldn't believe it. 623 00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:40.880 But yeah, one day, one fucking day, I was just 624 00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:45.160 chilling playing video games and one of those fucks somehow 625 00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:46.359 got into our apartment. 626 00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:48.799 I couldn't believe. Dude. 627 00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:50.759 You know, when you see a bug that's so big, 628 00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:53.440 even from like fifteen feet away, you. 629 00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:55.920 Can see its head. I was just like, no, that's here, 630 00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:58.119 that's no, yeah, that's that's here. What I'm dealing with 631 00:31:58.160 --> 00:32:01.240 something because like this Bay Smith's studio is pretty much 632 00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:02.759 never used. Yeah you know what I mean, this is 633 00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:06.119 just kind of dormant, sitting here, uh, basically waiting for 634 00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:07.759 me to come back and dust all the spider webs 635 00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:11.480 off and get back to work again. But I'm in 636 00:32:11.519 --> 00:32:14.000 a basement in New York, and so every now and 637 00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:15.759 again I'll see, like from across the room, like one 638 00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:18.799 of those house centipedes. I thin guess what they call. 639 00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:21.880 Do you know what I'm talking about? What the fuck? 640 00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:25.759 Maybe I'm getting the name wrong house centipede because I'm 641 00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:27.680 not sure if that's acting. No, yeah exactly, yeah, if 642 00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:30.359 you google house centipede, I see, these things are fucking huge, 643 00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:35.039 and I don't think they're like harmful, yeah, necessarily, but 644 00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:37.880 they do piss me off, Like it pisses me off 645 00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:41.240 that they're just here. Get out of here. This is 646 00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:44.160 indoors go to where you go to the things you build, right, 647 00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:47.880 you don't, you don't belong here. 648 00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:50.400 It's exactly how I feel like I do get offended. 649 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:54.160 But luckily right now, it's only every once in a while. 650 00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:57.440 It's like, say a week past and then one of 651 00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:59.440 those fucks came up from the drain or something like 652 00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:01.519 a little small like they come from the fucking drain 653 00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:04.200 you're supposed to. They were like, yeah, uh, they storm 654 00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:06.960 in your shit. You should pour bleach bo down the drains. 655 00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:09.400 And I'm like, all right, cool, go buy some fucking 656 00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:12.759 bleach and do it. But they're like implying, no, you 657 00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:15.240 go buy some bleach nigga and you pour it down. 658 00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:18.519 I was like, oh cool, yeah, thanks guys. Fucking yeah, 659 00:33:18.519 --> 00:33:21.359 fucking I don't know. Whatever's fine, it's all good, insane. Yeah, yeah, 660 00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.640 once in a while, better than every day. I'll take that, right, 661 00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:27.960 But yeah, I know it's it's fucking over. 662 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:29.920 Like, do you have like a hole that they're getting 663 00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:32.839 in through you can like clog so there was so. 664 00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:34.960 The thing is, so we can we can we can 665 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:38.720 clog the the the drain in the bathtub, because I 666 00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:40.759 think that's the only place they can come in through now, 667 00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:43.240 because I haven't seen one for almost a couple of 668 00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:46.039 weeks until I just saw one a few days ago 669 00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:48.200 in the bathtub, and I was like, what the fuck. 670 00:33:48.279 --> 00:33:52.200 I literally everything's been siliconed, everything has been cocked, like 671 00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:54.519 I've I've made sure anything where they can get in 672 00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:57.119 through has been sealed. So I was like, Okay, I 673 00:33:57.119 --> 00:33:59.440 guess the drain is the last thing. So as long 674 00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.559 as we just keep plugging it, I think we should 675 00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:04.440 be fine. But at the same time, I hate playing 676 00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:06.480 this whack a most shit anyway, so I'm kind of 677 00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:08.360 like I just want to I just want to get 678 00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:10.639 the fuck out of here and hopefully probably in a 679 00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:13.880 newer part of the area where maybe it hasn't been 680 00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:17.760 this place historically. I think probably just has like probably 681 00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:22.039 some nest around because it's so old, and these motherfuckers 682 00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:24.639 are trying to find a place to like just hang 683 00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:27.280 their hat, and they're mad that I'm not letting them 684 00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:27.559 do it. 685 00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:29.119 I guess they're just. 686 00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:33.639 Like meggess, listen, like, I don't know, it's fucking that's 687 00:34:33.639 --> 00:34:36.320 the tuoe out here. I need help. I'm scared, it's dark. 688 00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:40.960 Let me and please, ye you're just like, no, suffer. 689 00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:43.440 I can't, man, I can't deal. I can't deal with this. 690 00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:47.079 It's to the point where, uh, whenever I see it 691 00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:50.159 like one, I then I I can't enjoy anything because 692 00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:51.519 now I'm looking all the time. 693 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.320 I'm looking, but they're not in the They're not. 694 00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:56.199 If if let's put it this way, if they were 695 00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:57.960 in the kitchen, now it had been gone already, they're not. 696 00:34:58.000 --> 00:34:59.960 They're not here. They're not in the kitchen. Tell you something, 697 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:03.039 let me tell you something. I still I still look. 698 00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:07.320 I've had no I've literally not had a single bug 699 00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:10.519 in my outside of like a fly or something, I've 700 00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:14.159 not had bugs in my I had like one. I 701 00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:16.519 had like a three day period in the office where 702 00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:18.920 there was like I don't know if it was termites 703 00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:20.599 or what, but there was like a lot of weird bugs. 704 00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:21.679 And I was like, what the fuck is this? And 705 00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:24.360 I sprayed and then they just went away. I just 706 00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:31.880 sprayed up with lysol and it worked. So and there's 707 00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:34.760 the thing in my bathroom that I have not. Oh yes, 708 00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:38.239 I forgot. I actually forgot. I actually forgot about that 709 00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:39.760 until literally just today. 710 00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:42.599 You take pictures and like see what happens like over 711 00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:44.679 the over the days, like do that door? 712 00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:48.119 That door has been closed behind the door's been closed 713 00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:50.880 for months, and I'm a little bit afraid to open 714 00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:52.760 it because I don't know what Like what if it's 715 00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:54.440 a shrine? What if they built like a what if 716 00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:58.119 it's like a So So I have a bathroom in 717 00:35:58.119 --> 00:36:02.119 my office that I never really use. Ever, the way 718 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:03.440 I think about it's just like I don't need a 719 00:36:03.480 --> 00:36:05.880 second It's just me. I don't need a second bathroom. 720 00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:09.880 I'll just focus on one, focus on one clean one 721 00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:11.880 that I'm not gonna deal with. Deal, right, So the 722 00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:14.599 other one's been behind Sweeney behind like the I have 723 00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:16.079 like the green screen which is in front of the 724 00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:19.239 class bathroom. He has a bathroom right but right behind it. 725 00:36:21.119 --> 00:36:23.760 But so, I guys, I really don't know how to 726 00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:26.800 describe this. I really don't. I think Derek saw it, 727 00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:29.119 but like, I don't know how to describe what it is. 728 00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:34.800 But it's like a stalk coming out of the the 729 00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:38.320 base of the toilet that I have not used. What 730 00:36:38.360 --> 00:36:41.559 do you mean a stock? Like? I don't. I don't 731 00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:44.000 know any better way to describe it than that. 732 00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:48.599 It looks like it almost looks like, uh, you know, 733 00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:51.079 tobacco leaves to me, I don't know, dude, I just 734 00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:55.199 it's it's like like it's it's like a I. 735 00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:57.079 Was like, is this is this fun? 736 00:36:57.159 --> 00:36:57.360 Guy? 737 00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:01.159 I don't know. We it's but it's like kind of brownish, right, 738 00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:03.840 like I don't yeah, I don't have to removed, bro, 739 00:37:04.119 --> 00:37:07.320 But it's so it's kind of cool though. It's so fascinating. 740 00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:10.559 That's kind of think. It's like, I don't it's so interesting. 741 00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:12.880 You guys are So that's some shit I would have. Son, 742 00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:14.480 I'm like, I gotta do something about this because it's 743 00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:15.519 gonna come to life and kill me. 744 00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:17.440 Yeah. Well to me, I'm just well to me, I'm 745 00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:20.960 just thinking, like I spend so much time cleaning my 746 00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:24.960 apartment and I'm like something like that. I'm like, I'm 747 00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:27.079 sealing this away. Yeah, I'm just not gonna I'm not 748 00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:30.960 gonna deal with this. This is not this is stop 749 00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:33.519 with this. But yeah, I don't know what. I'll take 750 00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:34.800 a picture of it. I'll post it on on the 751 00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:37.199 Patreon and experts can tell me. Peop were gonna tell me. 752 00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:40.360 It's like, oh, that's cortys EPs or something. And it's 753 00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:43.519 like you're slowly being brainwashed. I'd be pretty upset if 754 00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:47.920 it was like toxic mold. That'd oh great. I don't 755 00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:51.000 think it's recording. I don't think it's Yeah, I don't 756 00:37:51.039 --> 00:37:53.159 mold doesn't do what it's doing. I guess it is. 757 00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:56.360 This is now, might be some of your chia fucking 758 00:37:56.599 --> 00:37:57.480 seeds left over. 759 00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:01.039 Don't blame it on me, put this on me. It's 760 00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:01.519 not my phone. 761 00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:03.519 They fell out of his watery, you know what it is. 762 00:38:03.559 --> 00:38:06.599 They fell out of his water when he laughed. Yeah, 763 00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:09.079 even though that happened after Yeah, I haven't wait after 764 00:38:10.719 --> 00:38:14.760 so now anyway, Yeah, so I know whatever out have 765 00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:17.760 some questions from our lovely viewers over at patreon dot 766 00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:19.599 com slash the snart tank. Remember you can jump on 767 00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:21.599 over there and ask us questions at the five dollars tier. 768 00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:29.679 And uh yeah, let's start with the fucking poopy possum 769 00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:31.360 pooy bought the bone. And he says in episode two 770 00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:35.719 hundred and sixty exactly a two hours, forty six seconds, No, 771 00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:39.280 exactly two hours, forty six minutes and one second, Chris 772 00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:42.519 laughed like that bully character from the Simpsons, and no 773 00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.800 one acknowledged it. This is not a question. Well, I 774 00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:48.400 just acknowledge it to you. I didn't go check this, 775 00:38:48.599 --> 00:38:51.920 but anybody's free to go and clip that. If any 776 00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:55.199 clipper or any clippers are listening, you did, I would 777 00:38:55.239 --> 00:38:58.800 love to see that. Yeah, like that one. I guess 778 00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:01.440 I can't get that high. I don't remember, I don't 779 00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:03.639 remember how to. I can't even do it. Don't even 780 00:39:03.679 --> 00:39:10.960 do it. Ha ha Nelson Months, that's my boy. His 781 00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:11.639 name is Months. 782 00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:14.280 Yeah, his name is Months. His dad also walked out 783 00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:14.760 on him, of. 784 00:39:14.679 --> 00:39:19.920 Course, of course, he, like Lisa, goes to his room 785 00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:22.400 and he has a fucking poster that says nuke the whales. 786 00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:24.440 She's like, nuke the whales, and then he says, got 787 00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:28.960 a nuke something. I think it's the funniest nukes gotake. 788 00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:34.159 I love that. It's a video. 789 00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:36.360 There's a there's a future episode they show where his 790 00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:38.119 dad walks out on him and he does the same 791 00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:38.840 thing to his kids. 792 00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:42.280 Oh right, yeah, I mean get all my dad did this. 793 00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:45.599 Now use his kids. You gotta have the cycle continue. 794 00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:48.800 What do you mean exactly, bros Virus. Yeah, you're not 795 00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:51.159 gonna You're not gonna walk out on your kid. I 796 00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:53.159 can't with that. I'm the only reason I'm gonna have 797 00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:58.599 a kid. I can't wait to abandon my child. It 798 00:39:58.679 --> 00:40:01.639 is my solemn duty to walk out on my child. 799 00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:03.199 I want to have like a I want to have 800 00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:07.519 like a hey ho chi fucking kazuya relationship, like I 801 00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:08.760 want to have like I want to have like a 802 00:40:08.800 --> 00:40:12.559 really bad relationship with Mike and we'll keep throwing each 803 00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:15.760 other off cliffs and volcanoes and ship will be pretty good. 804 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:20.599 A rivalry with your son is the ideal male relationship, 805 00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:24.440 you know, Like that's that's the only healthy rivalry. Yes, 806 00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:30.360 uh no, like like a blood feud is insane. Yes, 807 00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:31.800 that's what we need. Yeah. 808 00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:35.199 I think that every male moving forward should do that, 809 00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:36.559 and it'll it builds character. 810 00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:38.960 You'll have more stronger sons. 811 00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:43.679 Yeah, they do have a gay grand grandchild that fucking 812 00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:46.960 gives up his devil powers like a pussy at one point, 813 00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:49.440 like I don't know that Jen's a bitch man, Jen. 814 00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:53.760 Stupid crazy Jim is So Jen had. 815 00:40:53.639 --> 00:40:56.719 Fucking devil powers and he gave it up. And I 816 00:40:56.800 --> 00:41:03.119 was like, yeah, because make you fucking evil. And then 817 00:41:03.199 --> 00:41:05.679 and then so here here's me thinking that, Like I 818 00:41:05.719 --> 00:41:07.880 was like checking three. Everybody taking three so good. We 819 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:09.840 were like oh, man, Jin's fucking dope. Man, I really 820 00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:13.199 like Jen's cool character. And then this nigga fucking shows 821 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:15.079 up in tech and five and I was like, this 822 00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:16.800 is the days man. 823 00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:23.239 Alive and he's tried. 824 00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:26.360 He's gayer than hey Hachi and four wearing a fucking diaper. 825 00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:29.719 Hey Hachi comes out as the boss with his ash 826 00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:31.480 cheeks hanging out and Jim. 827 00:41:33.880 --> 00:41:40.519 And what he's been there or I. 828 00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:42.480 Get look at I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say this. 829 00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:45.599 This is one of those instances like like Jiff, because 830 00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:47.199 you know, it's supposed to be Jeff instead of Gift, 831 00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:50.920 it's supposed to be to Ken. I will never say 832 00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:52.000 that it's Teken. 833 00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:52.960 Yeah, I'm not saying. 834 00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:55.599 I'm not saying to Ken it's Techan. I will never 835 00:41:55.639 --> 00:42:00.280 say it correct And if you listen to like the 836 00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:03.079 way that it's said in Japanese, it's it's Ken, it's 837 00:42:03.079 --> 00:42:03.920 supposed to be to Ken. 838 00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:08.239 But it's but like that's that's like Japanese. Yeah, it's no. 839 00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.000 I agree. It's one of those things. It's one of 840 00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:12.119 those things where it's like like we know now that 841 00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.000 like according to like every interview with me Amoto that's 842 00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:18.599 ever been done like Mario is is Mario. It's like 843 00:42:18.679 --> 00:42:21.320 literally the super Mario brothers. But like, I'm not going 844 00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:27.239 to fucking say that. I'm sorry, what Mari? I don't know. Yeah, 845 00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:30.599 there's no way that's real. I don't believe that because 846 00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:33.360 Mario is an Italian name. What are you talking about? 847 00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:38.280 You've got me for like two seconds. For two seconds, 848 00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:41.360 my brain was like, hold on a second. It didn't 849 00:42:41.400 --> 00:42:43.880 work on me because I was so confused to begin 850 00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:46.280 with that. It didn't confuse me. It was like stupid that. 851 00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:48.159 I'm like, wait a minute, but what if? 852 00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:51.199 What if that lie about this? 853 00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.480 Because you're you know what's happening. You're going through your 854 00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:57.039 mind and you're thinking, have I ever heard me amoto 855 00:42:57.159 --> 00:43:02.559 say Mario? I have Mario? He doesn't really say that. 856 00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:03.880 It's not really that much footage of him. 857 00:43:04.440 --> 00:43:07.119 I've definitely heard him. He's a super Mario and he 858 00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:10.000 like looks he turns it in like the camera pans 859 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:15.280 over to the super Mario brother super Medio. 860 00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:18.760 Super Italian plumber people. 861 00:43:21.320 --> 00:43:24.760 And do you even know why that even became a thing. 862 00:43:24.840 --> 00:43:26.960 I actually don't. I've never actually watched. 863 00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:32.239 Like why, yeah, why Italian plumbers? I think because the 864 00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:34.920 person he I think the person that was super attended 865 00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:38.199 when he lived in I think America was named Mario, 866 00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:39.840 who was also a plumber. 867 00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:41.320 What are you making that? 868 00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:43.679 I don't know if there's there's some sort of there's 869 00:43:43.679 --> 00:43:45.880 some sort of course where he meets a person named Mario. 870 00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:51.519 Actually, And that's actually really that confuses me about you 871 00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:53.599 is that you make up things, but they're not for 872 00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:56.599 a bit. I'm not making this up. I've definitely heard. 873 00:43:56.639 --> 00:43:59.199 I definitely heard somewhere some way that like the name 874 00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:01.719 Mario was in relevant to someone I think. 875 00:44:01.599 --> 00:44:05.440 He met one time before brother. We were the first 876 00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:07.199 non jappie was ever met in his life. 877 00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:10.480 And he was like, oh that was like Obaga. When 878 00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:30.440 he saw he was like, oh, oh the blast. 879 00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:28.320 You got. Yes, you will be a good warrior for me. 880 00:44:29.519 --> 00:44:31.800 You see all the racist people I saw? Did you 881 00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:34.559 see the ghost of what's her name? 882 00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:38.800 Yes? Yes, yeah. However you say ghost ghost of the 883 00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:42.639 ghost of thank you? Yeah, the ghost of Sushima, ghost 884 00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:45.039 of Tushima. So did you see you see the delay? 885 00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:48.400 They'll say, Okay, sorry, I'm kind of referencing the wrong thing, 886 00:44:48.440 --> 00:44:50.199 but it's still tied to it. Because people were accusing 887 00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:54.519 Assassin's Creed Shadows was getting delayed because of the announcement 888 00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:56.239 of Ghosts and I was like, that doesn't make any sense. 889 00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:59.599 But if you go to the UBI soft Twitter and 890 00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:02.400 you look under it, there's this Korean guy apparently he's 891 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:04.679 really popular in the anti woke. 892 00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:09.679 Space, but like he was just like going I made 893 00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:11.199 that channel by the way going. This guy was just 894 00:45:11.239 --> 00:45:14.159 going on. This guy was just going like hard on 895 00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:14.719 the paint on. 896 00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:18.719 Like these guys, I know they don't give a ship, 897 00:45:18.719 --> 00:45:21.000 but at the same time, they just can't accept that, 898 00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:24.920 like Yaske was somebody important, they can't fucking accept like. 899 00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:27.360 No, he was just a slave. He's a nigger. I'm like, damn. 900 00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:32.320 And I'm like, yo, come down, Like why are you 901 00:45:32.360 --> 00:45:34.599 so passionate about this? Do you even know about this guy? 902 00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:36.599 Don't even know about this guy? Few years ago? They 903 00:45:36.679 --> 00:45:40.760 was like no, no way. I was like, you can't. 904 00:45:41.800 --> 00:45:45.079 Blacks can't be samuraized their slaves on them. 905 00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:49.800 There's books, there's there, there's Europeans writing down what they witnessed, 906 00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:52.039 and this nigga is important, Like. 907 00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:55.599 It's insane because the Japanese being Asian and you know 908 00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:58.280 how they be sometimes they love him. 909 00:45:58.920 --> 00:46:00.519 They love that guy, like he's cool. 910 00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:02.960 Yeah, real Japanese people don't get it. It was just 911 00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:04.400 like do you remember I don't know if you remember 912 00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:06.960 this years ago when people were trying to like ask 913 00:46:07.039 --> 00:46:10.559 Japanese people what they thought about Scarlett Johansson and. 914 00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:15.000 That's cool, she's beautiful. I love it. They don't care. Yeah, 915 00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:17.599 they're like, well, to be fair, to be fair? Can 916 00:46:17.639 --> 00:46:19.079 I fuck that? Is that? A bid? Was that on 917 00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:23.519 the table? To be fair? That was Those were interviews 918 00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:27.840 with like normal Japanese people as well, like they're you 919 00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.239 ask your average, like just run of the mill fucking 920 00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:31.719 person on the street, like if they give a shit 921 00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:34.639 about this, they know not even a little bit even here. 922 00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:41.000 But uh but yeah, yeah I did see that whole Yeah, 923 00:46:41.000 --> 00:46:43.519 they're they're they're delaying it because of course, which doesn't 924 00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:47.360 make sense theoretically, you'd be theoretically pushing it even closer 925 00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:50.440 to it. I think the real reason actually is because 926 00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:55.360 Star Wars Outlaws was very, very buggy, and they were like, listen, 927 00:46:55.400 --> 00:46:58.320 there's too much. There's too much riding on Assassin's Creed 928 00:46:58.360 --> 00:47:02.559 Shadows specifically, it's like their biggest uh, and they can't 929 00:47:02.599 --> 00:47:05.840 have another situation like that. I'm very happy it comes 930 00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:07.719 out to be honest. Yeah, I'm happy with it. Two, 931 00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:12.360 I'm always pro to, so it's a great but yeah, 932 00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:15.480 good shit. So I I I looked up this this thing, 933 00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:23.360 so Sweeney's half correct. Some workers at Nintendo's Washington warehouse 934 00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:26.480 had started calling the character Mario because he resembled the 935 00:47:26.480 --> 00:47:29.840 property's landlord, a man named Mario Siegel accor into the book, 936 00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:33.480 Well that's not Miyamoto. Though Miyamoto heard about the nickname 937 00:47:33.519 --> 00:47:35.159 and liked it, so he stuck with it. It wasn't 938 00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:38.719 like Miyamoto like he wasn't like he didn't know this 939 00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:41.000 person or care. He just heard the nickname. It was 940 00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:41.440 like there was the. 941 00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:44.760 Interaction where Mario existed it for Reels, the property owner. 942 00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:47.239 That's interesting and was he like whoa. 943 00:47:48.800 --> 00:47:51.159 He got shot in the back and screamed way and 944 00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:52.840 it was like, we gotta make this guy a. 945 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:57.639 Real Whenever whenever there's there's a roach problem, there's a 946 00:47:57.719 --> 00:48:01.800 roach problem Mario again. 947 00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:04.880 He just he's trying his best and there's always something 948 00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:05.480 going wrong. 949 00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:10.039 Poor Mario. You know the Ghost of Yota. Uh, dude, 950 00:48:10.039 --> 00:48:12.320 I'm so stoked. I loved it. I dude, I loved 951 00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:14.880 ghost Sushima. I thought, is like one of the better 952 00:48:14.920 --> 00:48:17.119 things Eric. 953 00:48:17.559 --> 00:48:20.320 She she's somebody I followed. She's like in the dand community. 954 00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:21.119 She's the main character. 955 00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:25.360 She does U. She does a podcast with some people 956 00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:28.119 that I know. I think she's on Dimension twenty. Well, 957 00:48:28.119 --> 00:48:29.280 I don't know. I don't know that. I think she 958 00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:31.480 does want. I think she does one with Alana. I 959 00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:32.239 think I don't know. 960 00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:34.679 I could be I think she knows Alana. I feel 961 00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:36.519 like I've seen her in Alan on the same same 962 00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:39.800 probably something like that. But yeah, she's really cool. 963 00:48:40.519 --> 00:48:44.119 They're talking about it's probably all blurry, but this, uh 964 00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:46.400 this person, right, are you talking about this person? 965 00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:49.360 Yeah? So I saw people. 966 00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:55.000 This post, for example, says before and after woke infection, 967 00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:56.960 and she just has an undercut. 968 00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:00.960 That's there's just an undercut this And I was like, oh, 969 00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:05.840 she's also queer. Cool, but I'm like, she's married woman. Yeah, 970 00:49:05.880 --> 00:49:09.159 but that's cause she's because oh she became queer because 971 00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:11.719 she's woke. Dude. It's it's pretty okay. 972 00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:14.199 It's getting it's getting so lazy, but you know what 973 00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:16.440 I am. I'm happy that I'm falling. I'm seeing my 974 00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:21.800 algorithm a lot that a bunch of creators are finally 975 00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:22.559 shitting on. 976 00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:23.880 These people like in Unison. 977 00:49:24.519 --> 00:49:28.239 They're they're making videos about these these grift because it's 978 00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:31.159 so easy. And I'm like, I I'm kind of happy 979 00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:33.079 because I felt I kind of wanted to do it, 980 00:49:33.079 --> 00:49:35.000 but also I was like, oh, wait, forgot about editing 981 00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:37.280 and like doing stuff, you know. I was like at 982 00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:39.800 at work. Yeah, I was like, oh this is that's 983 00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:41.880 gonna take like hours to make a video about this shit. 984 00:49:41.960 --> 00:49:44.320 I was like, I never mind what you call it. 985 00:49:44.360 --> 00:49:47.639 I was on I spoke to freaking Kelly about that 986 00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:50.440 ship oh right, because he was like he thought he 987 00:49:50.519 --> 00:49:52.800 was kidding. He was like, I really genuinely thought he 988 00:49:52.880 --> 00:49:54.840 was kidding. Yeah, this is a joke. 989 00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:57.800 This has to be that so funny, man I I 990 00:49:57.960 --> 00:49:59.960 really I want to get Actiman on the show so 991 00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:02.400 bad to talk about that stuff because it really is 992 00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:05.280 so fucking He thought it was a joke for real. 993 00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:10.519 He actually the first thing that I heard it one 994 00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:12.679 billion percent I shared it. I shared a clip of 995 00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:16.280 it because I was like, oh, this is I understand 996 00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:18.599 this isn't a joke. This is the laziest fucking thing 997 00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:23.159 I've ever heard. Because of how much how satirical it seems. 998 00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:25.679 You're like, oh, the point is to be lazy and 999 00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:27.119 just say everything's gay. 1000 00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:34.960 All right, Yeah, everything's gay, but not because of that. Look, 1001 00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:37.320 there's one thing this Listen, there's one aspect of this 1002 00:50:37.360 --> 00:50:39.960 conversation that I think. I think I'm gonna go to 1003 00:50:40.000 --> 00:50:43.639 BAT four. Okay, now I'm excited. I'm really stoked about it. 1004 00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:46.679 I think goes to sim was awesome. I like the 1005 00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:48.840 idea of going to like a new character and like 1006 00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:50.960 having like I would imagine the third one is gonna 1007 00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:52.360 be a bit of different character too. Even later in 1008 00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:53.920 the time. I think that's cool. That's a cool setup. 1009 00:50:54.519 --> 00:50:57.440 Gin was fine, Like I liked Gin fine, Like I 1010 00:50:57.480 --> 00:51:01.239 don't need to see more of them. Whatever. But now 1011 00:51:01.239 --> 00:51:07.280 here's the thing. We're gonna get some We're gonna get 1012 00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:12.519 some hot Springs shots. What's what's gonna What's gonna happen 1013 00:51:12.559 --> 00:51:19.159 with the hot Springs for the ride is we're gonna 1014 00:51:19.320 --> 00:51:21.440 we're gonna see some cheese. Make or break. I think 1015 00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:24.000 that's make or break. I think this is make up, 1016 00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:28.480 make or break. This is it. This is because of 1017 00:51:28.519 --> 00:51:31.559 this assistency. If you if you want to avoid a 1018 00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:36.280 ship storm, if you're a wise. If you're wise, you'll 1019 00:51:36.280 --> 00:51:39.239 give us some cheeks. I think the female see cheeks. 1020 00:51:39.519 --> 00:51:42.679 The female form should be coveteded more because of how 1021 00:51:42.760 --> 00:51:44.000 insane niggas are. 1022 00:51:44.599 --> 00:51:47.559 Right, but should we? So do you guys want to do? 1023 00:51:47.559 --> 00:51:49.480 You guys want to do like a bad Yeah? You 1024 00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:51.199 guys want to put like you guys want to put 1025 00:51:51.199 --> 00:51:54.039 like well, like something in like fifty bucks, something stupid, 1026 00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:55.119 like like three thousand dollars. 1027 00:51:55.119 --> 00:51:57.599 Oh, dangerous people money. It's like two thousand dollars, like 1028 00:51:58.239 --> 00:51:59.800 maybe maybe a thousand me ten thousand. 1029 00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:00.679 I can't. I can't. 1030 00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:05.039 Maybe you just hear yourself. Maybe one thousand, ten thousand. 1031 00:52:05.480 --> 00:52:08.199 I'll dangerous Russ his money, so maybe maybe. 1032 00:52:08.679 --> 00:52:11.719 So yeah, I'll put fifty bucks down on there. Not 1033 00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:14.840 gonna show cheeks. I could see that. 1034 00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:18.679 I can't take the bet because I like, I feel 1035 00:52:18.800 --> 00:52:21.360 I'm more on that side too, So it doesn't really 1036 00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:25.039 I'm kind of like, well, I can't. I can't in 1037 00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:31.760 good faith go against it, yeah, because I unfortunately it 1038 00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:34.199 just I don't know, man. I was like, nigga, we're 1039 00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:36.400 all adults. Just show some cheeks, goddamn. 1040 00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:38.239 Just yeah, come on, like be even sure about it 1041 00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:40.400 like whatever, just like I think I do think it 1042 00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:44.239 is weird how like like and dude, to be fair, 1043 00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:46.599 like there's there was so much outrage over the Dragon 1044 00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:49.679 Dragon Age Vailguard like trans scars or whatever, and that 1045 00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:53.440 to me was like dumb, but like wait what yeah, 1046 00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:55.920 because you could you can have like mstectomy scars or 1047 00:52:55.960 --> 00:52:59.840 whatever in the character Creder, which is I don't give 1048 00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:02.320 a sh it, Yeah, I don't use it is weird 1049 00:53:02.599 --> 00:53:04.559 then no, no, no, but no, no no, but here's the thing, 1050 00:53:04.599 --> 00:53:07.079 it's it's weird to have that. And then there's no 1051 00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:10.400 ass slider. Come on, you can't make your tits bigger? 1052 00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:13.119 Come on, what are we doing? Like what are we doing? 1053 00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:15.519 Like why can I make my tits bigger? In fucking 1054 00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:17.800 Saints for the third but I can't do it in 1055 00:53:17.920 --> 00:53:20.079 fucking Yeah, I don't know, Like I just think, like 1056 00:53:20.119 --> 00:53:25.719 you gotta be you just gotta be adults. Treat us adult, 1057 00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:28.320 be adult, Let us have ours, because it does come across, 1058 00:53:28.800 --> 00:53:31.440 it does come across as like well we don't want to. 1059 00:53:32.519 --> 00:53:34.039 I don't know if we're mature enough, and it's like 1060 00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:36.000 shut the funk up. Yeah, this is a this is 1061 00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:40.000 an adult medium We've got like amazing stories going on 1062 00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:42.239 in this medium that like rival, if not dwarful. A 1063 00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:44.199 lot of what's going on in film and TV. We 1064 00:53:44.599 --> 00:53:47.159 this is a mature medium. Treat us like fucking adults. 1065 00:53:47.320 --> 00:53:49.960 Are people going to be immature about it? Of course, 1066 00:53:51.079 --> 00:53:59.519 but service who shout out to Balder's Gate the whole 1067 00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:01.800 fucking thing. They were queer as fuck, they were gay 1068 00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:04.320 as fuck. It was it was woke as ship, but 1069 00:54:04.320 --> 00:54:06.559 it was also like here's your here's here's your tits, 1070 00:54:06.559 --> 00:54:08.519 here's your ass, here's the hottest people you've ever seen, 1071 00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:12.599 just like absolute all. This is what I'm talking about. 1072 00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:15.559 That's what annoys me about, Like cause uh do all 1073 00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.920 them years ago? I remember m K eleven was a 1074 00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:20.760 big shift in Mortal Kombat and they did that same 1075 00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:22.480 pandery thing where they said. 1076 00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:24.480 Oh, well, the women, you know, we gotta. 1077 00:54:24.719 --> 00:54:27.559 Have them have more armor on because they're going to combat, 1078 00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:31.159 and I'm like, stop, please, Like, first of all, there's 1079 00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:34.719 coraal Con, there's fucking Barka, Like Barca has a skin 1080 00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:37.599 where he's wearing just the loin cloth, and I'm like, guys, 1081 00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:41.920 just please stop treating us with kid gloves. Just they 1082 00:54:41.960 --> 00:54:43.880 don't have to be as ridiculous as Mortal Combat nine, 1083 00:54:43.960 --> 00:54:45.840 because they looked fucking absurd in that one. 1084 00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:47.280 When they re Mortal. 1085 00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:50.920 Combat and m K nine, their tits were all like 1086 00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:54.519 Triple F's. Every single woman it was. It was a 1087 00:54:54.519 --> 00:54:58.000 little hilarious. It was like beyond sexy, was like, this 1088 00:54:58.039 --> 00:55:00.199 is kind of funny, and then it was like, but 1089 00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:03.480 he just just you know, yeah, give Sony a massive tists, 1090 00:55:03.480 --> 00:55:06.360 maybe make Molina's a little bit smaller, but you know, like. 1091 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:09.880 Dude, Melina's in nine were crazy well because. 1092 00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:12.079 She had that fucking that that mummy, you know, when 1093 00:55:12.119 --> 00:55:14.440 she was just in the wrappings her her ultimates. 1094 00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:20.840 I remember playing that ship and having a having a small. 1095 00:55:24.880 --> 00:55:26.480 With gigantic tits. 1096 00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:29.239 I did not have relationship with that woman while she 1097 00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:29.760 was away. 1098 00:55:29.960 --> 00:55:33.199 I absolutely did not have sexual relations with a Yeah, 1099 00:55:33.199 --> 00:55:35.760 he's even got a kiss mark on his fucking I 1100 00:55:35.800 --> 00:55:38.360 didn't even notice. That's cool, that's crazy. I didn't notice 1101 00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:38.679 that either. 1102 00:55:38.719 --> 00:55:42.280 That's I looked up with a really disgusting dude, and 1103 00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:43.119 I was looking at. 1104 00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:47.880 Her was legendary. You're at a funeral and this motherfucker's 1105 00:55:47.880 --> 00:55:49.960 eyes are like popping out looking at Wait what are 1106 00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:52.920 you talking about? Iran Grinder was performing at Aretha Franklin's funeral, 1107 00:55:53.199 --> 00:55:55.239 like when they were doing that like wake thing or whatever, 1108 00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:58.599 and then he was like, his mouth is like a gabe, 1109 00:55:58.880 --> 00:56:02.559 he's looking, he's his eyes are scanning Ariana Grind. 1110 00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:04.760 Like he was gawking at her. He was like, oh, 1111 00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:07.079 like he was. I was like, dude, a good old fashioned, 1112 00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:09.679 a good old fashioned gawk gow I would have done 1113 00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:13.039 to you four minutes ago, four minutes ago. Do you 1114 00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:14.559 remember that same that same thing. 1115 00:56:14.599 --> 00:56:17.519 There was this pastor talking to her while she was 1116 00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:19.920 on stage, and he was grabbing a piece of her 1117 00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:21.519 breast like you know how like when you like put 1118 00:56:21.519 --> 00:56:22.199 your arm around. 1119 00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:24.880 He had it under her arm and around and his 1120 00:56:25.119 --> 00:56:27.760 fingers were cupping her tit a little bit. 1121 00:56:29.159 --> 00:56:32.880 How uncomfortable she was trying to be you know, cool 1122 00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:34.320 about it, but she was so uncomfortable. 1123 00:56:34.400 --> 00:56:37.000 This guy, you can see the indentation. It was fucking 1124 00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:40.079 crazy that he was talking about we're talking about Uh, sorry, 1125 00:56:40.239 --> 00:56:44.159 I'm we're talking about women feeling uncomfortable. I'm really not interested. 1126 00:56:44.639 --> 00:56:45.760 That's fair, that's actually fair. 1127 00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:50.800 This is less cool like this iss we really care 1128 00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:51.760 about talking about. 1129 00:56:53.519 --> 00:57:00.960 Video rig Sorry, I was watching I Need photos of 1130 00:57:02.119 --> 00:57:05.599 I was watching Hill versus Babyface video. 1131 00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:08.039 I don't even heard a pillar of garbage. I was 1132 00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:11.199 just watching one of his videos last night, Pillar of Garbage. 1133 00:57:11.199 --> 00:57:12.800 He just makes these videos just talking about like the 1134 00:57:12.840 --> 00:57:14.760 Grifftons all this shit. And he was talking about was 1135 00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:17.480 Hill versus Babyface right? And he examines like what a 1136 00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:19.079 lot of people were saying. He was right all along, 1137 00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:21.519 but it turns out no, it was just a whole 1138 00:57:21.559 --> 00:57:26.039 like he was talking about, he enjoyed Starfield until he 1139 00:57:26.159 --> 00:57:28.960 ran into the pronoun thing and then some clone, some 1140 00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:31.280 woman that was cloned from a man or something, and 1141 00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:34.119 then he freaked out. But revisionist history people are trying 1142 00:57:34.159 --> 00:57:35.440 to say that he was right the whole time that 1143 00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:40.119 Starfield sucked, but he actually enjoyed it for hours, tens 1144 00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:42.599 of hours before he said anything bad about it. So 1145 00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:44.960 he was just kind of pointing out that this guy's 1146 00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:46.920 a fucking liar. He's trying to pretend like he's right. 1147 00:57:47.400 --> 00:57:49.480 And it just made me happy again just seeing that 1148 00:57:49.559 --> 00:57:51.320 guy freak out because it was I was like, I 1149 00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:53.320 forgot about it. I was like, that was hilarious. 1150 00:57:54.199 --> 00:58:01.039 It is yes, I was like, that's funny. It's it's 1151 00:58:01.079 --> 00:58:06.440 it's funny then, like it is. It's entertaining that dude 1152 00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:09.800 is genuinely mentally disabled, but you know, God bless probably 1153 00:58:09.840 --> 00:58:15.159 physically too. Oh easily, there's no way, there's there's no way, 1154 00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:18.679 there's no way he doesn't over. 1155 00:58:18.800 --> 00:58:24.039 Sure, yes, spill over yeah from anyway. 1156 00:58:24.679 --> 00:58:26.920 Next question comes from Chris Farley with an egg in 1157 00:58:26.920 --> 00:58:32.159 his mouth. Nice, that's crazy wrote it, He says, Hello, boys. 1158 00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:35.000 Previously Swing said he would eat my father, but I 1159 00:58:35.119 --> 00:58:39.920 found it odd that he specified my father's clothes would 1160 00:58:39.920 --> 00:58:43.480 be on. Are you afraid something down there would shift 1161 00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:45.840 if you if you see another man's willy while you 1162 00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:49.119 eat him. Obviously, you guys wouldn't do a twenty four 1163 00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:51.000 hour show, but if you do, do some kind of 1164 00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:56.000 longer show, please bring please uh someone bang the shit 1165 00:58:56.079 --> 00:58:58.760 out of a triangle and say let's give it up 1166 00:58:58.760 --> 00:59:02.119 for hour X on the X hour podcast. Oh, like 1167 00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:05.199 like the I see, I know what you're saying. So yeah, 1168 00:59:05.199 --> 00:59:06.840 what what was that about? Like you did threaten to 1169 00:59:06.840 --> 00:59:09.079 eat somebody's father. He's freaking terrified. 1170 00:59:09.079 --> 00:59:11.320 It's terrifying someone eating your father, because the idea is 1171 00:59:11.320 --> 00:59:12.880 your father supposed to be the person that protects. You know, 1172 00:59:12.920 --> 00:59:14.760 it would be a strong person in your life. Is 1173 00:59:14.800 --> 00:59:16.400 when you're a young person, you know your dad would 1174 00:59:16.400 --> 00:59:17.079 be like strong. 1175 00:59:17.360 --> 00:59:19.280 I didn't have it that I don't know, but like 1176 00:59:19.480 --> 00:59:29.599 yeah whatever, other people, what why did you specify the 1177 00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:30.920 clothes would beyond? 1178 00:59:31.840 --> 00:59:33.960 Because it's it's still more terrifying because I'm not even 1179 00:59:33.960 --> 00:59:36.800 trying to have a meal. It's not about food. It's 1180 00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:40.039 about just knowing that I'm scaring you eating your dad. 1181 00:59:41.039 --> 00:59:43.559 So thinking, imagine yourself Chris nine, nine or ten years. 1182 00:59:43.360 --> 00:59:45.480 Old, right, your your your war hearted father. 1183 00:59:45.599 --> 00:59:49.719 That that's that's that's severed the mortal COI of many 1184 00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:50.400 of Asian men. 1185 00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:50.960 Right. 1186 00:59:51.519 --> 00:59:56.760 Imagine someone wrestles your dad to the ground, opens their 1187 00:59:56.880 --> 01:00:00.360 maw to the size of at least a three seat ouch, 1188 01:00:01.400 --> 01:00:07.360 and begin to consume your father that's sucking up your day. 1189 01:00:08.280 --> 01:00:14.239 Do you think that you can as I want to ask, 1190 01:00:14.320 --> 01:00:17.280 I want to pose this question to the group, is 1191 01:00:17.320 --> 01:00:20.360 there a possibility, you know, the idea of like a 1192 01:00:20.360 --> 01:00:22.440 horseshoe theory, right where something can be so far in 1193 01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:25.039 the opposite direction that it ends up kind of looping 1194 01:00:25.039 --> 01:00:27.599 around and being the thing that it's far from. It's 1195 01:00:27.679 --> 01:00:30.639 like Mixon and his racism. Do you think that somebody 1196 01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:37.000 could be such such a bad person and a bad father, 1197 01:00:38.679 --> 01:00:40.199 I'll put it this way. Do you think that somebody 1198 01:00:40.199 --> 01:00:46.239 could be so self centered and so not concerned with 1199 01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:51.079 the life of their child to the point where they 1200 01:00:51.119 --> 01:00:53.239 look after their own reputation where it's like, well, well, 1201 01:00:53.239 --> 01:00:55.119 if this kid grows up, I can't have him telling 1202 01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:58.880 bad stories about me. Well yeah, and so they and 1203 01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:01.039 so they end up being like a good father for 1204 01:01:01.159 --> 01:01:05.840 like the wrong reasons almost, Like do you know what 1205 01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:06.360 I'm saying. 1206 01:01:06.599 --> 01:01:09.159 I feel like I feel like that happens a lot 1207 01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:10.800 in this world. Like I feel like somebody could be 1208 01:01:10.840 --> 01:01:16.039 so racist that they're in fact progressive almost technically, you 1209 01:01:16.079 --> 01:01:20.039 know how. So like I hate I hate this group 1210 01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:22.960 so much that I want to fund and give them 1211 01:01:22.960 --> 01:01:27.800 the chance to succeed so they leave where I am hmm, 1212 01:01:27.920 --> 01:01:28.960 I see, I. 1213 01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:30.960 Mean, I just I hate them so bad, like you 1214 01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:32.880 should have tete it. It's like I can't fuck it 1215 01:01:33.119 --> 01:01:34.960 stand them. I want them all gone. 1216 01:01:35.119 --> 01:01:37.559 And then they can end up funding their communities so 1217 01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:39.800 they don't have to leave their communities, so they never 1218 01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:40.719 have to deal with them. 1219 01:01:41.039 --> 01:01:44.320 That's that's a while. I like that it would be 1220 01:01:44.440 --> 01:01:45.559 nice if that's what they did. 1221 01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:49.039 Or hey, yeah, yeah, man, we wouldn't have to move 1222 01:01:49.079 --> 01:01:54.280 into your fucking white neighborhood if you fucking gave us infrastructure. 1223 01:01:54.440 --> 01:01:57.000 You know, we we fucking I think a lot of 1224 01:01:57.079 --> 01:02:00.480 niggas were fine living in a certain neighborhood. They were 1225 01:02:00.559 --> 01:02:03.280 until they were desolate and they had. 1226 01:02:03.199 --> 01:02:04.119 To leave. 1227 01:02:05.840 --> 01:02:09.719 To New York and everybody was like, oh God, damn it. 1228 01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:15.679 You know, everything was good back when my streets was 1229 01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:19.920 filled with ship and everybody's food tasted like boiled pits. 1230 01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:26.679 I liked it better when toilets were giant holes fifty 1231 01:02:26.679 --> 01:02:29.280 feet in the sky where the wind from the outside 1232 01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:33.159 would whip up and in and assassins could crawl up 1233 01:02:33.199 --> 01:02:35.000 your toilet pipe and assassinate you. 1234 01:02:35.079 --> 01:02:40.679 That actually did happen. The Lemur. The Lemur wrote it. 1235 01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:42.960 He says, call me Haitian the way I eat the 1236 01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:46.119 pussy nice, he says. He says that being said, if 1237 01:02:46.159 --> 01:02:49.519 you had to edge, if you had to edge to 1238 01:02:49.719 --> 01:02:54.079 any PlayStation character, who would it be? Myself? Personally, I 1239 01:02:54.079 --> 01:02:56.719 would choose Crash Bandicoot because you know, you just know 1240 01:02:56.840 --> 01:03:01.559 he focks. So this is a concerning individual, very smoky 1241 01:03:01.559 --> 01:03:05.239 coded it's very con I forgot about that whole thing, 1242 01:03:05.400 --> 01:03:09.559 very smoky coded. That is concerning for a lot of reasons. Yeah. 1243 01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:13.159 Yeah, who's the baddest bitch from PlayStation? 1244 01:03:13.320 --> 01:03:15.880 That's not obviously Laura Croft. Yeah, that's why I was like, 1245 01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:20.559 don't say Laura Craft. That's too easy. Well, yeah, we're 1246 01:03:20.559 --> 01:03:23.719 playing fast and loose with what PlayStation because crash, Well 1247 01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:27.119 what lower Croft counts? All these people count. I understand 1248 01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:29.760 that they're not owned or whatever, but like we're gonna play, 1249 01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:32.079 We're gonna play loose. Okay here, So like there are people, 1250 01:03:32.440 --> 01:03:34.320 I'm sure who are fans of the other show who 1251 01:03:34.320 --> 01:03:37.360 will be like, that's not really PlayStation. It's a different show. 1252 01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:40.840 A video game that's on PlayStation one. Right, Yeah, yeah, 1253 01:03:41.039 --> 01:03:41.480 I was just. 1254 01:03:41.440 --> 01:03:44.199 Saying, I know wh I'm gonna choose, right, if it's 1255 01:03:44.360 --> 01:03:45.960 the video game, it's on PlayStation, but I'm not gonna 1256 01:03:46.000 --> 01:03:46.679 choose that character. 1257 01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:47.559 Well, who is it? 1258 01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:52.559 We Ada long bro A. She's so she's like the 1259 01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:54.239 top four hotest video. 1260 01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:57.199 That counts. I don't see why not. Yeah that counts. 1261 01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:00.760 There's a long in this Carlac. That's it. That's like 1262 01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:05.559 I think female characters. I think I think Tifa. I 1263 01:04:05.559 --> 01:04:11.880 think Tifa to care. I didn't care until that swimsuit 1264 01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:15.400 mission in Rebirth that I'm not even joking. That's what 1265 01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:17.360 got me to buy the game. I was going to 1266 01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:19.079 skip that game in time, and I was like, I guess, 1267 01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:24.920 pretty well, WHOA, I guess I'll play. She seems interesting. 1268 01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:29.800 He's a good character. Yeah, she's a great Yeah. It's 1269 01:04:29.840 --> 01:04:32.199 because I would have cheated and said, like Eve from 1270 01:04:32.239 --> 01:04:39.400 Stellar Blade, but Stella Stellar Blade. It's weird because she's 1271 01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:44.679 so she's like so hot that it it. She's not 1272 01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:48.000 hot anymore, like she's like she's I don't know how 1273 01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:51.400 to describe it, Like she's so sexual that is. 1274 01:04:52.639 --> 01:04:56.920 I don't think Banet's hot. I think social so much 1275 01:04:56.920 --> 01:04:57.760 as like this is boring. 1276 01:04:58.199 --> 01:05:00.159 Yeah, that's kind of the way she moves man Like 1277 01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:02.519 I just I like, to me, I kind of agree, 1278 01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:05.000 she's like Dante to me, like that's not sexy. 1279 01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:07.280 It's just like, oh, suave, like cool. 1280 01:05:07.519 --> 01:05:10.480 It's it's more. 1281 01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:14.840 It's more attractive than it is sexy, right, I guess 1282 01:05:14.920 --> 01:05:17.559 you know what I mean. It's like yeah, I agree, 1283 01:05:17.559 --> 01:05:19.719 Like yeah, it's like Stellar Blade and like Banded, it's 1284 01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:22.559 like they're sexy. But like or they're attractive, but like 1285 01:05:22.599 --> 01:05:25.239 I don't, I don't see them in any like It's 1286 01:05:25.320 --> 01:05:28.159 it's not like Tifa where I'm like, you're there's something there. Okay, 1287 01:05:29.320 --> 01:05:33.760 I know you're you're not showing it, but there's something. 1288 01:05:35.079 --> 01:05:37.920 I mean, has the heavies on her bro. He's got 1289 01:05:37.960 --> 01:05:39.519 the heavy Dude, that ship was crazy. She got the 1290 01:05:39.519 --> 01:05:40.280 heavies on her bro. 1291 01:05:41.440 --> 01:05:43.320 This is this is a tough one for me because 1292 01:05:43.400 --> 01:05:49.199 like I'm torn between like if I'm thinking more traditionally 1293 01:05:49.239 --> 01:05:54.880 PlayStation just because like this franchise started on PlayStation PlayStation one, 1294 01:05:54.920 --> 01:05:57.920 specifically dead or Alive, Like, uh. 1295 01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:02.039 That's not consume. I'm just out of AMMO at that time, 1296 01:06:02.360 --> 01:06:02.719 you know. 1297 01:06:02.760 --> 01:06:05.559 Like that, and then remember remember fucking Beach Volleyball came out, 1298 01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:05.960 and you're like. 1299 01:06:05.960 --> 01:06:07.360 Just kidding, just kidding. Tiva Loahar is. 1300 01:06:07.320 --> 01:06:10.840 Fifteen years old, just kidding, she's not fifteen, she's fifteen. 1301 01:06:11.000 --> 01:06:13.880 She's fifteen when you do the mission when her dad dies, 1302 01:06:14.119 --> 01:06:15.480 she's not fifteen, Just. 1303 01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:18.440 Getting just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. These 1304 01:06:18.440 --> 01:06:21.280 people are teenagers or is just getting just kidding. They're 1305 01:06:21.320 --> 01:06:22.360 not her and Cloud. 1306 01:06:22.360 --> 01:06:25.400 I think Cloud's like twenty one twenty twos. 1307 01:06:25.440 --> 01:06:29.039 Aren't they just just kidding? I'm not. 1308 01:06:29.159 --> 01:06:30.719 You don't got you don't gotta worry. That's that's a 1309 01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:31.800 that's a that's a silly bab. 1310 01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:33.760 No, I didn't know I could give a fuck, dude, 1311 01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:38.440 she's clearly like if she's modeled like a fucking full ger. 1312 01:06:38.519 --> 01:06:39.719 I don't even I thought. 1313 01:06:39.559 --> 01:06:42.360 But okay, I I feel like this is one of 1314 01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:44.880 those moments to me with who are we talking about? 1315 01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:49.320 We're I was surprised that they were teenagers. Oh the 1316 01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:51.519 oh my god, I know what the fuck we were 1317 01:06:51.559 --> 01:06:55.000 just talking. I don't know it. 1318 01:06:55.239 --> 01:06:59.239 Oh oh, the Sonic, Conic people, the Sonic, the Hedgehog people, Sonic. 1319 01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:03.679 There's not a cast or whatever like teenagers. And I'm like, really, 1320 01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:04.079 I didn't. 1321 01:07:04.559 --> 01:07:05.480 I did for me. 1322 01:07:05.639 --> 01:07:08.559 I guess maybe there's some new media that would have 1323 01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:09.480 them look like children. 1324 01:07:09.480 --> 01:07:10.559 But like the ship that I grew up with, I 1325 01:07:10.559 --> 01:07:11.079 had no idea. 1326 01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:14.159 Actually, they've always been They've always been young, right, They've 1327 01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:17.039 always been like young, and I've always thought them as teenagers. 1328 01:07:17.039 --> 01:07:19.719 I thought they we alway supposed to like really like. 1329 01:07:20.199 --> 01:07:23.920 It again, it's just like, yeah, like just a little surprising, 1330 01:07:24.039 --> 01:07:28.400 but Consumi man and then the Juggle Physics and the 1331 01:07:28.440 --> 01:07:31.039 Old Dead or Life games were fucking hilarious. 1332 01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:35.880 Their crazy work, crazy work. 1333 01:07:35.960 --> 01:07:38.840 Those games were like, say, if she's not available, Rainbow Meka, 1334 01:07:39.519 --> 01:07:39.800 you know. 1335 01:07:40.440 --> 01:07:45.960 Dang, I would actually hate to die from our Rainbow 1336 01:07:46.039 --> 01:07:46.719 Meka special. 1337 01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:52.800 I actually I actually think who's the who's the main character? 1338 01:07:52.840 --> 01:08:01.440 That the girl the lady in RESIDL three remake, I dude, 1339 01:08:01.719 --> 01:08:04.119 remake Jill. I actually think it's pretty fucking bang. 1340 01:08:04.199 --> 01:08:08.039 Like there's something I don't like, remake Jill from being honest, 1341 01:08:08.360 --> 01:08:10.559 I like, I like, I think Joe from five when 1342 01:08:10.599 --> 01:08:13.320 she has the fucking crazy tight span nex on and 1343 01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:15.400 he's a superperson as fucking bad as well. 1344 01:08:15.480 --> 01:08:18.199 I love Marvel to Jill because she just seems like 1345 01:08:18.239 --> 01:08:20.359 a baddie. But like, you know, who it's is based 1346 01:08:20.399 --> 01:08:23.359 on the old Jill, but number five she seems kind 1347 01:08:23.359 --> 01:08:23.800 of slutty. 1348 01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:26.039 I like that. You know, I'm actually kind of cool 1349 01:08:26.079 --> 01:08:26.640 with that. I like that. 1350 01:08:26.680 --> 01:08:28.720 I like, I like I like I like when like 1351 01:08:29.079 --> 01:08:31.439 they look like they got to take money from me afterwards, 1352 01:08:31.479 --> 01:08:31.640 you know. 1353 01:08:31.680 --> 01:08:32.960 I like that. I like when they like. 1354 01:08:35.319 --> 01:08:37.039 A glorious way to die, bro. 1355 01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:43.079 A glorious way to Jesus Christ, that is insane, glorious 1356 01:08:43.119 --> 01:08:47.399 way to go. Man. Oh that is so crazy. Man, 1357 01:08:48.039 --> 01:08:54.960 she's so case I remember and I remembered it intentionally exaggerated. 1358 01:08:54.960 --> 01:08:58.640 You look good. That is fucking it is such a man. 1359 01:08:58.840 --> 01:09:00.000 This is a male podcast. 1360 01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:04.439 She's so she's so dumped up. It's silly, dude. 1361 01:09:04.279 --> 01:09:11.159 She's dumped up. She's years old. Chun Ley. Also, Cammy's 1362 01:09:11.159 --> 01:09:15.000 crazy and out of pocket. Bro. Cammy for me is 1363 01:09:15.039 --> 01:09:17.199 the whole time that this whole for my entire life 1364 01:09:17.279 --> 01:09:22.920 is like that fucking that that specific jumpsuit that green anyway. 1365 01:09:23.800 --> 01:09:27.439 Uh Swing on an f b i Q Plus watch 1366 01:09:27.479 --> 01:09:34.439 list for his homophobic joke wrote, uh, which one true? 1367 01:09:35.239 --> 01:09:37.920 So this guy, he writes, and he says or she says, 1368 01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:40.840 I don't know presumably if the conversation that we just 1369 01:09:40.840 --> 01:09:45.319 had is any indication. Uh hello cowboy horse and cameraman. 1370 01:09:46.600 --> 01:09:50.279 Oh no, we're not a question. But fun fact. Fun 1371 01:09:50.319 --> 01:09:55.159 fact I learned this week Kenneth D. Pina pinion ak 1372 01:09:55.279 --> 01:09:59.960 a Mister Hands actually worked for Boeing. I looked into it. 1373 01:10:00.319 --> 01:10:02.920 When I looked into it and discovered he worked at 1374 01:10:02.920 --> 01:10:06.439 the same facility. Though definitely, though definitely never that we 1375 01:10:06.479 --> 01:10:09.960 definitely never met. Uh, he worked at the same facility 1376 01:10:09.960 --> 01:10:12.319 as my old landlord. You have a connection to mister hands. 1377 01:10:12.319 --> 01:10:15.239 That's special. Who's the one that a campaign got shoved 1378 01:10:15.239 --> 01:10:17.239 in his ass and he died? Right? Was the same guy? Yeah, 1379 01:10:17.319 --> 01:10:22.079 that guy exactly. He was the guy who gave a 1380 01:10:22.119 --> 01:10:26.640 horse a pilot's license, shoved it in the cockpit of 1381 01:10:26.680 --> 01:10:28.880 a Bowey some forty seven, and directed it to fly 1382 01:10:29.439 --> 01:10:33.159 up his ass. And uh and that's how he perished, 1383 01:10:33.359 --> 01:10:35.880 damn man. And uh what a way to go? Was 1384 01:10:35.920 --> 01:10:40.239 on September tenth, and I was on September tenth and 1385 01:10:40.279 --> 01:10:43.680 then and then nobody could find the plane or his ass. 1386 01:10:43.720 --> 01:10:51.079 And then we found it. We found it. Ah, man, 1387 01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:59.199 you can't even dismount the joke. Joke, how would you? 1388 01:10:59.279 --> 01:11:04.479 All right? Real question kicks the Yeah, you wake up. 1389 01:11:05.039 --> 01:11:06.560 You're on a flight. You're on a flight from like 1390 01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:08.439 I don't know, LA to New York, New York to LA, 1391 01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:10.600 A six hour flight, a long one. You wake up 1392 01:11:10.600 --> 01:11:12.039 in the middle, it's like three and a half hours 1393 01:11:12.039 --> 01:11:16.680 in Uh, you get up to go to the bathroom. 1394 01:11:16.800 --> 01:11:18.159 You're in the front of the plane, so you you 1395 01:11:18.199 --> 01:11:22.680 go towards the front. Okay, as you're about to go 1396 01:11:22.720 --> 01:11:25.199 into the bathroom. You turn to your right and you 1397 01:11:25.239 --> 01:11:30.239 see the cockpit door is open, and it's a horse 1398 01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:37.279 just kicking, just kick, just losing its Dama, it's kicking. 1399 01:11:37.680 --> 01:11:42.800 You see sparks. It's definitely denting some metal. But this 1400 01:11:43.000 --> 01:11:46.279 is two, like three and a half hours into the flight, 1401 01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:50.159 so and things have been going. Things have Yeah, I 1402 01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:52.399 mean the planes up in the air. You haven't checked 1403 01:11:52.439 --> 01:11:53.920 the map yet, so you don't know if you're going. 1404 01:11:55.119 --> 01:11:59.439 I heard the pilot speak, it's like, dude, what's going on? 1405 01:11:59.439 --> 01:12:01.479 Everybody? What will happen another flight to this? 1406 01:12:01.800 --> 01:12:03.800 In the beginning, yeah, in the beginning, you hear the 1407 01:12:03.800 --> 01:12:06.199 pilot speaking, it's like, how's it going everybody? I'm Derek. 1408 01:12:06.520 --> 01:12:09.000 Don't the flight one oh seven. We are en route 1409 01:12:09.039 --> 01:12:11.920 to New York please uh we will be arriving at 1410 01:12:11.920 --> 01:12:15.920 five forty nine Eastern Standard time, or we will get 1411 01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:18.720 some turbulent like it's the same, it's the normal. And 1412 01:12:18.760 --> 01:12:20.760 then he goes side and then but but but that 1413 01:12:20.760 --> 01:12:25.159 message gets gets cut off. That message gets gets cut off. 1414 01:12:25.560 --> 01:12:28.479 You hear like a ca and then that's it. And 1415 01:12:28.479 --> 01:12:31.279 then the pilot that the instruction people give their thing, 1416 01:12:32.279 --> 01:12:36.159 and then the plane reverses and pulls, pulls back onto 1417 01:12:36.199 --> 01:12:44.159 the tarmac, flies away, you know, So that's the that's 1418 01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:44.800 your situation. 1419 01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:48.000 I don't know what I would do. I'd be so panicked. 1420 01:12:48.720 --> 01:12:50.800 I would I would be so scared. I would just like, 1421 01:12:50.920 --> 01:12:54.279 look at the situation I'm in and have to immediately 1422 01:12:54.319 --> 01:12:56.840 calm myself down, or else I'd freak the fuck out. 1423 01:12:56.840 --> 01:13:01.800 I'd ruin everybody else's time there because I'd be like, Okay, 1424 01:13:01.800 --> 01:13:02.319 cool Colmo. 1425 01:13:02.439 --> 01:13:06.840 You wouldn't. You wouldn't ask anybody what's up? The flight attendants? 1426 01:13:07.079 --> 01:13:07.680 What do I do? 1427 01:13:07.840 --> 01:13:10.279 Like look, because I feel like they don't know and 1428 01:13:10.319 --> 01:13:11.279 they're gonna panic too. 1429 01:13:11.439 --> 01:13:11.920 So what happens? 1430 01:13:12.000 --> 01:13:12.199 You go? 1431 01:13:12.239 --> 01:13:13.880 You go talk to a flight attend You're like, hey, dude, 1432 01:13:13.920 --> 01:13:15.600 what the dude, there's a fucking horse on the cockpit. 1433 01:13:15.640 --> 01:13:18.279 What the's going on? Like what the And she's like, 1434 01:13:18.279 --> 01:13:20.000 what are you talking about? Dude? Sir? Could you please 1435 01:13:20.000 --> 01:13:22.000 have a sea You're gonna scare the passengers. 1436 01:13:22.880 --> 01:13:24.560 Now, I wouldn't be loud about it. I'd be like, 1437 01:13:24.560 --> 01:13:28.119 excuse me, should you possibly mind following me to the 1438 01:13:28.159 --> 01:13:28.680 front of the car. 1439 01:13:29.479 --> 01:13:32.720 Or I'm like, oh wait, hold on, I'll be the 1440 01:13:32.720 --> 01:13:34.880 flight attend tell me how. You tell me how you're 1441 01:13:34.880 --> 01:13:38.640 gonna handle this. I'm like, hey, excuse me. There seems 1442 01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:40.880 to be a in the bathroom. Which seat beltlight is on? 1443 01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:42.439 You're supposed to remain see? Oh, I'm sorry. 1444 01:13:42.479 --> 01:13:46.119 Okay, do you know? Yes, I understand. Would you mind 1445 01:13:46.119 --> 01:13:48.840 this one quick second? Can I show you something the bathroom? 1446 01:13:49.000 --> 01:13:52.039 I know this may sound a little weird, but I 1447 01:13:52.039 --> 01:13:53.960 think there's a small problem in the bathroom. 1448 01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:56.000 I don't I don't feel comfortable doing that that. It's 1449 01:13:56.039 --> 01:13:59.119 not my responsibility. I'm I handle duties in the back 1450 01:13:59.119 --> 01:14:01.279 of the plane. Please remain seated, sir, We're about to 1451 01:14:01.319 --> 01:14:02.760 hit some turbulence. I want you to be safe. 1452 01:14:04.079 --> 01:14:08.640 So there is there is a horse finest plane. 1453 01:14:09.560 --> 01:14:11.560 We have to land the plane. We have to land 1454 01:14:11.600 --> 01:14:13.199 the plane. We have to kick you off. You are 1455 01:14:13.560 --> 01:14:13.840 you're a. 1456 01:14:14.600 --> 01:14:17.159 Land the plane and then he and my partner will 1457 01:14:17.159 --> 01:14:20.439 get off the plane immediately. In fact, we'll get off immediately. 1458 01:14:20.800 --> 01:14:24.279 Absolutely sorry, sorry to bother you, my apologist. Please let's 1459 01:14:24.359 --> 01:14:26.600 land the plane like right now, like right right now, 1460 01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:29.199 like now, like land wherever we are not right now. 1461 01:14:29.359 --> 01:14:32.039 The marshall, You're gonna have to calm the fuck down 1462 01:14:32.119 --> 01:14:37.760 right now, that yeah, with the longest gun. He's all 1463 01:14:37.800 --> 01:14:39.119 the way in the back of the plane and he 1464 01:14:39.159 --> 01:14:40.800 pulls out a gun. You're all the way in the front, 1465 01:14:40.840 --> 01:14:45.399 and the barrel's touching your face. Fucking luber, it's a 1466 01:14:45.439 --> 01:14:46.119 pistol too. 1467 01:14:49.439 --> 01:14:51.680 He is ready to murder me. He is hard at 1468 01:14:51.680 --> 01:14:53.760 the idea of the fuck out right now, we're gonna 1469 01:14:53.760 --> 01:14:56.880 play your fucking head off. How fucking killing you, dumb 1470 01:14:56.920 --> 01:14:57.640 blobby person. 1471 01:14:58.199 --> 01:15:01.039 Mean while in the backgund you hear the horse. You 1472 01:15:01.079 --> 01:15:03.520 just hear the horse going horse. 1473 01:15:03.680 --> 01:15:06.920 You're like, sir, the horse is loud as fu by, 1474 01:15:06.640 --> 01:15:11.920 the bugging is going wild. The horse killed the horse 1475 01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:15.760 board to play kill the pilot. You gotta look these 1476 01:15:16.479 --> 01:15:18.479 details you're gonna have to fill out with your own imagination. 1477 01:15:19.479 --> 01:15:20.880 All I know is that the horse is there. The 1478 01:15:21.000 --> 01:15:26.640 horse has a turban. God damn, it's always always a turnout. 1479 01:15:26.840 --> 01:15:31.199 The horse is turbed up, and you're like, oh, no, 1480 01:15:32.319 --> 01:15:37.319 turb turbed down for what this horse is a fucking 1481 01:15:37.439 --> 01:15:44.079 gee hottis oh no horse jack a plane? They telt 1482 01:15:44.119 --> 01:15:48.359 a horse how to sneak onto a flight somehow. This 1483 01:15:48.439 --> 01:15:51.439 is the most practical thing you can do. This is 1484 01:15:51.479 --> 01:15:59.880 a g horsse horses, a giant animal, no stealth at all. 1485 01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:06.239 Oh man, this is the hottest g hordes. Oh my god, 1486 01:16:06.319 --> 01:16:07.479 We're fucking doomed. 1487 01:16:08.800 --> 01:16:13.279 And for some reason, Biden's fucking reading the children that 1488 01:16:13.800 --> 01:16:19.479 you know he's reading, sir, fucking horse slammed into the president. 1489 01:16:20.800 --> 01:16:24.960 Horse slammed into Where are they going now? Which? Which 1490 01:16:25.000 --> 01:16:31.159 buildings he slamming into? This time? Which would the New 1491 01:16:31.239 --> 01:16:33.279 York again? Would they? Would that be too? Like that's 1492 01:16:33.359 --> 01:16:33.840 now they. 1493 01:16:33.760 --> 01:16:35.960 Wouldn't run, they would run back already been done. 1494 01:16:36.239 --> 01:16:39.880 They would hit something like crazy like they would they 1495 01:16:39.880 --> 01:16:42.600 would fly a plane into like the biggest ball of 1496 01:16:42.640 --> 01:16:48.640 twine in Minnesota, like the Chris that would suck. That's 1497 01:16:48.680 --> 01:16:52.680 where like they make like close to us. That's so 1498 01:16:52.880 --> 01:16:56.439 like I love that place. Like they make such bog standards. 1499 01:16:56.640 --> 01:16:59.279 It's nothing like crazy special, but like it's it's it's 1500 01:16:59.319 --> 01:17:01.800 good enough. And like they have like a lot of 1501 01:17:01.840 --> 01:17:04.399 candies that like you can't find, Like they had walka 1502 01:17:04.479 --> 01:17:06.239 bars for like a fucking while I. 1503 01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:08.640 Miss I missed my I miss back a little bit. 1504 01:17:08.960 --> 01:17:11.960 But they had they have my favorite sour candy. 1505 01:17:12.039 --> 01:17:14.319 But you're right there now, you're like right next to it. Damn, 1506 01:17:14.359 --> 01:17:15.199 I forgot you're at home. 1507 01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:19.119 Yeah, damn, dude, they hit, they hit, they hit. Uh 1508 01:17:19.760 --> 01:17:24.319 they hit Fordham Road, was like, I want them to hit. 1509 01:17:24.399 --> 01:17:26.079 I want them to hit something like really like the 1510 01:17:26.319 --> 01:17:29.840 I don't even know, like what would really hurt us, 1511 01:17:29.880 --> 01:17:31.760 Like like, uh, they. 1512 01:17:31.680 --> 01:17:33.239 Hit the last blimpies in New York. 1513 01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:38.319 They should. They should fly it into like like specifically 1514 01:17:38.359 --> 01:17:40.840 one of the stars on the Hollywood Walking Flames Walking 1515 01:17:40.880 --> 01:17:43.520 Fan like they like aim for like a specific. 1516 01:17:43.319 --> 01:17:45.800 Nose the very tip of the nose of the blade 1517 01:17:45.880 --> 01:17:50.479 hits that cracks ship, but destroys the entire. 1518 01:17:52.239 --> 01:17:55.880 Right outside of like right outside of like Ameba Records. 1519 01:17:56.000 --> 01:18:01.439 Damn, damn just collateral damn image out the fucking ass. 1520 01:18:02.520 --> 01:18:04.319 I'm gonna have my car out there soon. I'm really excited. 1521 01:18:04.359 --> 01:18:05.720 Are you driving it back? You're be able to drive 1522 01:18:05.760 --> 01:18:08.720 around and get shit? Yeah, well, I've been thinking about it. 1523 01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:12.760 I'm not super sure. Yeah, it would be cool. Well, 1524 01:18:12.800 --> 01:18:14.439 like because my mom said she would drive back with me, 1525 01:18:14.479 --> 01:18:16.720 which would be kind of interesting. And then but at 1526 01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:20.479 the same time, my mom is like she's she's like 1527 01:18:20.479 --> 01:18:24.600 a backseat driver in like a in like a motherly way. 1528 01:18:24.760 --> 01:18:27.319 So like if I go, yeah, if I go five 1529 01:18:27.560 --> 01:18:29.279 miles over the speed limit, she goes like, slow down, 1530 01:18:29.319 --> 01:18:31.760 slow down. I'm like, so, I don't know. Maybe nope, 1531 01:18:31.760 --> 01:18:33.840 I can't do it. I love my mom, Dedeah for 1532 01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:36.560 thousand miles no. 1533 01:18:35.880 --> 01:18:39.960 Across the country. That's gonna drive crazy, dude. It's gonna 1534 01:18:40.039 --> 01:18:41.000 drive her crazy too. 1535 01:18:41.279 --> 01:18:44.479 Sometimes you're gonna go. You're gonna go like ninety miles 1536 01:18:44.520 --> 01:18:46.800 an hour. Sometime, like on some of the froat, Oh yeah, 1537 01:18:46.800 --> 01:18:48.520 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go one hundred miles an hour. 1538 01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:52.960 Out the driveway. Let's see a good of a maneuvering. 1539 01:18:53.479 --> 01:18:55.479 What is your fucking what does your engine sound like? 1540 01:18:55.479 --> 01:18:57.520 You were? Are you wait? Wait? Are you reversing out 1541 01:18:57.560 --> 01:19:01.319 of the driveway? You just straight up just driving. I'm 1542 01:19:01.439 --> 01:19:02.960 streaming out of the driveway in. 1543 01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:07.760 Fact, side profile out the driveway, Tokyo, drifting out of it. 1544 01:19:07.880 --> 01:19:11.520 You never take your foot off the accelerator never, Sorry, Mom, 1545 01:19:11.520 --> 01:19:12.359 This is how I drive. 1546 01:19:12.479 --> 01:19:17.039 No, Mom, I don't break I just drive less fast sometimes. 1547 01:19:18.239 --> 01:19:20.239 Sorry mom, this is just how I do it. I 1548 01:19:20.319 --> 01:19:22.880 swerve once and I flip fifty times, and I end 1549 01:19:23.000 --> 01:19:25.039 up in that commercial where the children get hit by 1550 01:19:25.039 --> 01:19:25.680 the rolling car. 1551 01:19:28.239 --> 01:19:31.039 Have you guys seen the video speaking of fast cars. 1552 01:19:31.039 --> 01:19:34.600 So I'm gonna grab something. You say what you're gonna say, Yeah, 1553 01:19:35.239 --> 01:19:36.760 you're gonna say. 1554 01:19:37.199 --> 01:19:40.640 I saw a video of this guy's car flipping so 1555 01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:43.239 much and it flipped to the point. 1556 01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:47.520 That he flipped out of it. That's good. No, I 1557 01:19:47.520 --> 01:19:51.319 mean it's a good flip. It was really sad. No, no, no, 1558 01:19:51.279 --> 01:19:54.199 it's a good flip. The landing is not good, but 1559 01:19:54.319 --> 01:19:57.199 the flip is good. It's all about the landing after 1560 01:19:57.239 --> 01:19:59.439 the flip. That's what. That's what makes it good or bad. 1561 01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:02.800 You know, I'm digging it. I'm digging it. Flip good, 1562 01:20:02.920 --> 01:20:09.359 landing bad, A long day. What what the is that? 1563 01:20:09.600 --> 01:20:14.680 Why do you own that? When you what the family 1564 01:20:15.279 --> 01:20:17.680 the family car that is the most double income no 1565 01:20:17.840 --> 01:20:18.800 kids purchase ever. 1566 01:20:18.920 --> 01:20:22.760 Absolutely absolutely, I'm saying that right now. 1567 01:20:24.520 --> 01:20:29.680 Family car? What the hell is that? Like? Look right, 1568 01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:36.359 I've never you I've never seen exploding death dead man's car. 1569 01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:41.680 I've never seen you just said fast and furious. It's 1570 01:20:41.680 --> 01:20:46.079 the you never said makes me so bad. You don't 1571 01:20:46.079 --> 01:20:48.720 know what this is. I've never seen fast and furious. 1572 01:20:48.960 --> 01:20:51.920 That house literally looks like it looks like you bought 1573 01:20:51.960 --> 01:20:56.279 a toy of a random house. That's the family house. 1574 01:20:56.359 --> 01:20:59.920 Family cars, dumbs, Muslim family car. 1575 01:21:00.479 --> 01:21:01.720 That's Dom's American muffler. 1576 01:21:02.560 --> 01:21:05.119 That's that's hit. That's hit the trees car too. 1577 01:21:08.199 --> 01:21:11.920 Yeah, shout out jo. She discovered that ship. I was like, yo, 1578 01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:14.760 by the free please, oh Jesus. 1579 01:21:14.399 --> 01:21:16.600 I just have this. Yeah, I just have this puppet 1580 01:21:16.600 --> 01:21:20.600 of Jesus. That's pretty, which feels it. 1581 01:21:20.640 --> 01:21:23.800 Kind of is if you really deeply a religious person, 1582 01:21:23.880 --> 01:21:25.479 you'd probably be a little mad about that. 1583 01:21:25.680 --> 01:21:28.000 It's yeah, but like, I don't think this was like 1584 01:21:28.039 --> 01:21:31.479 a joke toy, Like I think this is really Oh 1585 01:21:31.600 --> 01:21:33.880 is that like a poor like immigrant made that or something? 1586 01:21:34.359 --> 01:21:38.439 Because that's what it looks like. What the fuck is this? 1587 01:21:38.840 --> 01:21:42.279 So the tag says on his inner thigh, by the way, 1588 01:21:42.319 --> 01:21:44.000 it's I don't know if you can see you probably can't, 1589 01:21:44.399 --> 01:21:49.319 but it's it just Jesus. And then it says it 1590 01:21:49.359 --> 01:21:54.399 says Jesus, and it says, little little thinkers, what we 1591 01:21:54.479 --> 01:21:58.439 gotta find out what that place is? Unemployed Philosopher's Guide, Brooklyn, 1592 01:21:58.520 --> 01:22:03.039 New York. Of course, So like, okay, wait, this is 1593 01:22:03.079 --> 01:22:05.079 coming back to me. So I think they made many 1594 01:22:05.119 --> 01:22:07.600 of these, and it was like figures throughout history that 1595 01:22:07.640 --> 01:22:10.640 were like famous for like like philosophy, So I think 1596 01:22:10.640 --> 01:22:17.239 it was like Socrates and uh probably like probably like Einstein, 1597 01:22:17.399 --> 01:22:19.800 Carl Sagan and then Jesus, I'm not even joking. I 1598 01:22:19.800 --> 01:22:27.520 remember this very vivid like the other What are these? Yeah? Yeah, 1599 01:22:27.800 --> 01:22:31.000 I've also got a little cross, really cool cross, like 1600 01:22:31.039 --> 01:22:33.960 a spider Man here. Put the car in the garage. 1601 01:22:36.079 --> 01:22:38.319 I don't have I don't have anything cool. I don't 1602 01:22:38.359 --> 01:22:40.720 have anything cool right here? Like what the only reason 1603 01:22:40.720 --> 01:22:42.600 I have cool things right now is because I'm home 1604 01:22:42.760 --> 01:22:44.760 where like all of the stuff that was too cool 1605 01:22:44.800 --> 01:22:47.159 for me to risk and a move remained. What I have? 1606 01:22:47.279 --> 01:22:47.920 I have these? 1607 01:22:48.000 --> 01:22:51.079 Like I have these custom made dn D dice that 1608 01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:53.239 no one else has in their spider Man them. 1609 01:22:53.840 --> 01:22:57.720 Yeah, but that's gay. What's something cool? This is fire? Wait? 1610 01:22:57.720 --> 01:23:05.560 That was a present? Right? Yeah? Yeah, that's that's got 1611 01:23:05.560 --> 01:23:06.079 a little charge. 1612 01:23:06.279 --> 01:23:09.960 You can't I can't even use those dice. 1613 01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:12.479 They just stay in that body. You gotta sell them, 1614 01:23:13.319 --> 01:23:17.159 sell them. Yeah. I think that globe that's this is oldest. 1615 01:23:17.680 --> 01:23:21.319 Probably like this this came probably in one of those McDonald's, 1616 01:23:21.399 --> 01:23:22.960 or maybe not even McDonald's, but like one of those 1617 01:23:22.960 --> 01:23:25.680 like Pokemal toys. Did you ever come back and use 1618 01:23:25.920 --> 01:23:30.239 that globe as a toy as anything like? 1619 01:23:30.479 --> 01:23:35.000 Was did that thing ever come into your like anything like, 1620 01:23:35.000 --> 01:23:38.880 oh maybe that's unicron or or freezer destroys it or something, 1621 01:23:39.000 --> 01:23:41.119 or it's a it's a it's a spirit bomb. 1622 01:23:41.359 --> 01:23:43.760 No, this, this was never a toy. For this is 1623 01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:46.760 only in the basement now that I'm an adult. This 1624 01:23:46.880 --> 01:23:49.359 was like on a shelf when I was a kid. 1625 01:23:49.560 --> 01:23:51.800 That was like, this was distinctly an adult thing, like 1626 01:23:51.840 --> 01:23:53.960 I can play with this. I actually want one, but 1627 01:23:54.000 --> 01:23:58.159 now it's I want one of those actually dustiest fuck 1628 01:23:58.239 --> 01:24:04.239 that thing. But I got all sorts of bullshit here. 1629 01:24:06.039 --> 01:24:07.199 I want to take through some of my stuff and 1630 01:24:07.199 --> 01:24:08.560 put it in my car. So I want to take 1631 01:24:08.560 --> 01:24:10.079 a bunch of I. 1632 01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:14.520 Got nothing, fancy, bro, I have lightsabers and ship in my. 1633 01:24:14.479 --> 01:24:20.039 Closet, in your closet not on display. Yeah, you're fucking what. 1634 01:24:20.079 --> 01:24:22.319 I don't have the space for it to be on display, honestly, 1635 01:24:23.159 --> 01:24:26.720 ultra combo finish. My comics are outside my Like have 1636 01:24:26.800 --> 01:24:31.680 you seen my ship? My freaking ship? Haven't I have 1637 01:24:31.760 --> 01:24:33.600 that outside? I don't have the space for my other stuff. 1638 01:24:33.640 --> 01:24:38.960 Unfortunately, Lily used whipped it was very I. 1639 01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:40.600 Have no I have no say in my life. Also 1640 01:24:40.600 --> 01:24:41.720 as well, that's another. 1641 01:24:41.640 --> 01:24:48.960 Lily used slave owner. It was very effective used. You know, 1642 01:24:49.039 --> 01:24:50.319 you know what she tells me that you know she 1643 01:24:50.359 --> 01:24:53.960 calls me. She's like, yeah, I love my slave. He's 1644 01:24:53.960 --> 01:24:57.159 still good with my feelings. He's still good to me. 1645 01:24:58.920 --> 01:25:02.000 Oh wow, this is funny. This a funny question. Not 1646 01:25:02.039 --> 01:25:07.560 funny but amusing. Galac Dick Devour Galack Dick Devour of 1647 01:25:07.760 --> 01:25:12.319 Balls wrote in he says, hey, there thing, he says, hey, 1648 01:25:12.319 --> 01:25:14.439 there thing. One thing too, And Chris in the hat, 1649 01:25:15.039 --> 01:25:17.800 I'm not wearing a hat today. I normally wear hats 1650 01:25:17.800 --> 01:25:20.760 because like we start so early, like we start kind 1651 01:25:20.760 --> 01:25:23.079 of not early for like normal people, but early for us. 1652 01:25:23.840 --> 01:25:27.399 We start in the morning. But here, like where I'm 1653 01:25:27.439 --> 01:25:30.159 on Eastern times, so I've had a whole day and 1654 01:25:30.199 --> 01:25:31.600 I just don't feel like dealing with my hair in 1655 01:25:31.600 --> 01:25:33.159 the morning. I'm just like whatever, I'll put a hat on. 1656 01:25:33.800 --> 01:25:37.039 But it says a while ago. Chris and Derek gave 1657 01:25:37.079 --> 01:25:39.720 Sween a lot of ship for saying that slang changes 1658 01:25:39.840 --> 01:25:41.239 meaning do you remember this? This is full? 1659 01:25:41.359 --> 01:25:41.600 Yeah? 1660 01:25:42.039 --> 01:25:45.920 Yeah, And for not be and and for not being 1661 01:25:45.920 --> 01:25:48.359 able to provide an example. Well, I have an example 1662 01:25:48.399 --> 01:25:51.159 I've recently learned and was curious about how y'all felt 1663 01:25:51.199 --> 01:25:55.920 about it. A bop has always been a good song 1664 01:25:56.520 --> 01:25:59.600 or catchy beat to them, but with the new generation 1665 01:26:00.000 --> 01:26:02.119 it seems to have taken on a meaning more synonymous 1666 01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:09.439 with words like thought or hoya. Is that true? But 1667 01:26:09.600 --> 01:26:14.159 what was the hmmm? What was the so? The original argument? Wait? 1668 01:26:14.199 --> 01:26:17.399 What was the original argument? Like that, who'se are? So? 1669 01:26:17.479 --> 01:26:20.840 He was arguing in favor that like things change over time, 1670 01:26:21.119 --> 01:26:22.039 and we were saying it and. 1671 01:26:22.640 --> 01:26:24.439 A while ago, yeah, a while ago. Chris ca a 1672 01:26:24.439 --> 01:26:26.359 lot of gave Sween a lot of ship for saying 1673 01:26:26.359 --> 01:26:30.960 that slang changes meaning and not for not being able 1674 01:26:31.000 --> 01:26:32.640 to provide an example. I feel like it was a 1675 01:26:32.680 --> 01:26:34.359 little bit more sophisticated in that, because I do think 1676 01:26:34.359 --> 01:26:37.479 slang changes meaning. I think I wish I could remember 1677 01:26:37.479 --> 01:26:41.680 the specific I think there are things that or or 1678 01:26:41.760 --> 01:26:44.800 you cannot force meaning into it, or you cannot invent 1679 01:26:44.920 --> 01:26:47.880 slang out of I can't remember that there's something missed. 1680 01:26:50.039 --> 01:26:53.079 I think cool. I think I remember A core of 1681 01:26:53.079 --> 01:26:56.000 that conversation was that cool has been cool the whole time, 1682 01:26:56.199 --> 01:27:00.199 like for like, cool has remained what what is what 1683 01:27:00.279 --> 01:27:03.800 it's been for fucking ever? Yeah, one of them bad 1684 01:27:04.319 --> 01:27:08.039 I remember, I know, I remember. It's that slang cannot 1685 01:27:08.199 --> 01:27:13.760 something cannot be adopted into slang and then change like 1686 01:27:13.800 --> 01:27:15.880 that's the argument. So like if something is like if 1687 01:27:15.920 --> 01:27:19.800 cool meant something, then that was not slang, right, it 1688 01:27:19.880 --> 01:27:23.239 was just cool meant like temperature yah, And then it 1689 01:27:23.319 --> 01:27:29.279 becomes slang, it's very difficult or basically near impossible for 1690 01:27:29.439 --> 01:27:33.560 that slang to shift into something completely different. So like 1691 01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:37.520 cool will always remain cool. Even something like bad in 1692 01:27:37.560 --> 01:27:41.359 the slang term still will always be like, well it's 1693 01:27:41.439 --> 01:27:44.880 changed into badass, but it's still kind of like the same. 1694 01:27:46.359 --> 01:27:48.239 And so bop, I guess it actually is a good 1695 01:27:48.239 --> 01:27:52.000 example because bop is used to be like h I 1696 01:27:52.000 --> 01:27:54.800 guess the the definition of BOP's probably like a like 1697 01:27:54.840 --> 01:27:57.359 a hit, like literally hitting something like bop you on 1698 01:27:57.399 --> 01:28:00.359 the head. I think I would imagine is like to 1699 01:28:00.439 --> 01:28:04.680 be assa yeah, like a round it. And so bop 1700 01:28:04.880 --> 01:28:09.479 being turned into slang for like a hit song that 1701 01:28:09.640 --> 01:28:11.520 was kind of recent, and so that that is a 1702 01:28:11.520 --> 01:28:14.880 good example. That's but that's the only example again that 1703 01:28:14.880 --> 01:28:16.199 that I can even think of that happened. 1704 01:28:16.239 --> 01:28:18.359 Yeah, what about bad though? I feel like bad does 1705 01:28:18.399 --> 01:28:19.159 it entirely well? 1706 01:28:19.199 --> 01:28:22.439 I think because I think because it's it was normally 1707 01:28:22.560 --> 01:28:24.640 bad ass, and then people just shorten it to bad, 1708 01:28:24.720 --> 01:28:27.600 So it's technically not bad if you know what I mean. 1709 01:28:27.680 --> 01:28:32.319 It's technically like something cool is badass. Like that's what 1710 01:28:32.520 --> 01:28:32.840 I think. 1711 01:28:33.960 --> 01:28:37.760 That Like someone's like maybe not reversib, but like a 1712 01:28:37.800 --> 01:28:39.680 bad bit over there. 1713 01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:43.119 I think. So I think, well, a bad bitch literally 1714 01:28:43.680 --> 01:28:46.000 means the same. That's literally what it. That's the same. 1715 01:28:46.079 --> 01:28:48.119 That's what I'm talking about. Actually, like it. It's the 1716 01:28:48.159 --> 01:28:51.119 same slang that it's always been. That's the same slang 1717 01:28:51.119 --> 01:28:53.199 that Michael Jackson was saying. I guess that bad. I 1718 01:28:53.239 --> 01:28:56.439 guess slang doesn't. Terms don't change what you're trying to say, right, 1719 01:28:57.039 --> 01:29:01.600 Slang terms generally solidify them selves in slang and cannot 1720 01:29:01.600 --> 01:29:05.600 be reworked. Mater, Dope, what do you mean? Don't means 1721 01:29:05.600 --> 01:29:09.119 the same thing, right, because dope is sucking the drug. 1722 01:29:09.520 --> 01:29:12.600 Yeah, and then it became as a slang word cool, 1723 01:29:13.800 --> 01:29:14.560 like that's dope. 1724 01:29:15.960 --> 01:29:18.279 I can't because was it was no, it wasn't dope. 1725 01:29:18.319 --> 01:29:19.640 Then dope means stupid. 1726 01:29:19.880 --> 01:29:28.279 That's dopey really dope, I mean actual definition word, not 1727 01:29:28.359 --> 01:29:31.359 a slang word. Yeah, dope. Yeah, like a dope isn't 1728 01:29:31.359 --> 01:29:38.520 so dope dope slang for stupid. No is dope, So 1729 01:29:39.319 --> 01:29:40.960 go ahead and look at it. So dope the drug 1730 01:29:41.279 --> 01:29:45.520 dope is before was it before a drug? It was like, oh, 1731 01:29:45.560 --> 01:29:45.920 you're a. 1732 01:29:45.880 --> 01:29:50.640 Dope administrator in order to enhance inhibitorm. So dope is 1733 01:29:50.640 --> 01:29:54.640 also a drug. And then dope is also to smear 1734 01:29:54.760 --> 01:29:56.239 over with thick liquid. 1735 01:29:56.439 --> 01:29:58.520 Okay, nobody says. 1736 01:30:01.920 --> 01:30:05.640 Do dope clean? 1737 01:30:05.920 --> 01:30:11.279 Dope is fine? Yeah, I think splat when I hear dope. 1738 01:30:11.319 --> 01:30:13.640 I would imagine that. Like I don't think dope was 1739 01:30:13.720 --> 01:30:16.720 slang for stupid. I think it just literally it was 1740 01:30:16.720 --> 01:30:21.279 just another word. Yeah, well the word dope is is 1741 01:30:21.319 --> 01:30:24.000 another word for it, but like it's just it describes 1742 01:30:25.159 --> 01:30:28.520 very like a dope is dopey like that, what makes 1743 01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:33.359 you dope is that you're a dope. Dopey is dope 1744 01:30:33.439 --> 01:30:34.479 is someone who's dope. 1745 01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:37.920 E That's what I thought to But then how come 1746 01:30:38.000 --> 01:30:40.840 when you're when you put in the dope as a definition, 1747 01:30:40.880 --> 01:30:45.399 it's not giving you the like a stupid nigga as 1748 01:30:45.439 --> 01:30:46.079 a definition. 1749 01:30:46.960 --> 01:30:52.239 It's I don't know nobody it is, okay, yeah, yeah, 1750 01:30:52.479 --> 01:30:56.359 So it started that way, and then my assumption is 1751 01:30:56.399 --> 01:30:59.760 that it got translated over to drugs because the idea 1752 01:30:59.760 --> 01:31:02.359 is that if you smoke dope, you're stupid. Yeah exactly, 1753 01:31:02.760 --> 01:31:06.640 So like if you smoke you I'm not stupid. Like basically, if. 1754 01:31:06.560 --> 01:31:09.520 You're on like fit rugged that type of stuff, you're like, 1755 01:31:09.560 --> 01:31:11.159 that's like dope. It's supposed to be more of like 1756 01:31:11.199 --> 01:31:13.720 that sleepy ship, like that dumb sleepy ship. 1757 01:31:14.159 --> 01:31:18.720 So that's like dope, dumb ass stupid nigga as dwarf. Yeah, 1758 01:31:19.760 --> 01:31:22.439 stupid nigga ass dwarf dope. 1759 01:31:22.479 --> 01:31:26.399 That is his real description, if you could even snow 1760 01:31:26.439 --> 01:31:30.800 White says it, dumb ass nigga dwarf dumb stupid nigga 1761 01:31:30.840 --> 01:31:31.640 do dopey. 1762 01:31:32.159 --> 01:31:37.760 It's like, whoa, that is crazy. Yeah, no, I mean 1763 01:31:37.800 --> 01:31:40.840 look that that is probably the best example that I've heard, 1764 01:31:40.920 --> 01:31:44.680 but I I yeah, that's uh, that's the only one 1765 01:31:44.680 --> 01:31:47.000 that I can think of. Though you're you're probably gonna 1766 01:31:47.000 --> 01:31:48.439 do it quite a bit right there. 1767 01:31:48.479 --> 01:31:50.159 They're gonna take a lot of things and just change 1768 01:31:50.199 --> 01:31:53.560 into whatever the they want. That's been happening a lot 1769 01:31:53.600 --> 01:31:58.760 because there are things that I haven't stuck around even 1770 01:31:58.800 --> 01:32:01.600 when we were millennials. But I feel like the gen 1771 01:32:01.720 --> 01:32:04.239 Z is just throwing ship at the wall, like I've 1772 01:32:04.279 --> 01:32:05.800 never seen slaying. 1773 01:32:05.479 --> 01:32:06.840 Gibbety that much. 1774 01:32:07.039 --> 01:32:11.319 Like, uh, that's but the things that there's there's some 1775 01:32:11.359 --> 01:32:15.439 things that definitely have that are sticking around that that 1776 01:32:15.600 --> 01:32:18.319 even me where I've I've noticed that, I'm like, oh, 1777 01:32:18.439 --> 01:32:21.439 I kind of like I'm shifting a little bit and 1778 01:32:21.520 --> 01:32:24.119 accepting this. So but I think they're trying to like 1779 01:32:24.159 --> 01:32:28.600 they're trying to become pioneers essentially, you know, like skibbety skibby. 1780 01:32:28.640 --> 01:32:29.960 I don't even think what is that there's a me 1781 01:32:30.000 --> 01:32:33.039 meaning I thought it was like a skibbity on toilet. 1782 01:32:33.119 --> 01:32:34.960 It's a it's it's a brain, it's a brain run 1783 01:32:35.239 --> 01:32:38.239 the uh, I will say bop is kind of surprising. 1784 01:32:38.319 --> 01:32:43.239 I genuinely didn't know that because it still is. 1785 01:32:43.680 --> 01:32:45.960 But into gen Zers, it might be it might be 1786 01:32:46.000 --> 01:32:47.920 like saying I said one time on the podcast that 1787 01:32:48.279 --> 01:32:51.560 somebody said bet to me. This was years ago, and 1788 01:32:51.640 --> 01:32:53.000 I thought they made in the sense to how we 1789 01:32:53.079 --> 01:32:55.279 use it, like you want to bet, right, because we 1790 01:32:55.319 --> 01:32:56.800 used to say you want to bet, and then we 1791 01:32:56.840 --> 01:32:59.680 shortened it to bet, and so it's like you basically 1792 01:32:59.720 --> 01:33:02.039 like wanted to take somebody on, and now it's just 1793 01:33:02.079 --> 01:33:02.920 an affirmation. 1794 01:33:02.960 --> 01:33:03.640 It's like saying yeah. 1795 01:33:04.399 --> 01:33:06.640 And so I was confused when someone said bet to me. 1796 01:33:06.720 --> 01:33:09.359 I'm like that what I was, like, what do you mean? 1797 01:33:09.560 --> 01:33:12.720 Like? Be? What? What the I guess slap right, because 1798 01:33:12.720 --> 01:33:15.600 there's slap the ver one that I've accepted. 1799 01:33:15.800 --> 01:33:21.520 I've accepted, then put put or apply, apply something somewhere quickly, 1800 01:33:22.039 --> 01:33:23.239 and we're. 1801 01:33:23.119 --> 01:33:25.279 Not gonna get it. We're not gonna we're not gonna 1802 01:33:25.319 --> 01:33:29.439 read the fucking dictionary. Accepted. That is something slaps. I 1803 01:33:29.560 --> 01:33:31.880 use it every once in a while. Yeah, I like slaps. 1804 01:33:32.039 --> 01:33:38.239 I like slaps. I don't mind. There's some good, some 1805 01:33:38.319 --> 01:33:40.840 good I heard. I've heard what what what the fuck 1806 01:33:40.920 --> 01:33:43.439 is he reading? What is he? Just go hurry, hurry. 1807 01:33:43.880 --> 01:33:48.079 I just thought of something like it's really stupid. It 1808 01:33:48.119 --> 01:33:52.399 was this slaps like that nigger I drowned. Someone say 1809 01:33:53.720 --> 01:34:00.680 say that saying that it's not even that god because 1810 01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:02.720 he slapped when he drowned, And please bleep that out. 1811 01:34:03.119 --> 01:34:04.399 I don't want that attached to me. 1812 01:34:04.960 --> 01:34:07.000 I will. I'm gonna know. You don't get to have 1813 01:34:07.079 --> 01:34:11.000 that bleeped out, know what do you mean? Are you kidding? You? Throw? 1814 01:34:11.399 --> 01:34:14.680 You throw a forced edit for Derek at an hour 1815 01:34:14.760 --> 01:34:19.840 and thirty. Absolutely you asked me. I didn't do it 1816 01:34:19.840 --> 01:34:22.119 all perfectly. If if if it were me editing the 1817 01:34:22.159 --> 01:34:24.600 show sale, I would I would clip that word out 1818 01:34:24.600 --> 01:34:27.520 of you saying it. I would repeat it fifty times. 1819 01:34:28.319 --> 01:34:31.239 I would put it. I don't care that word, but 1820 01:34:31.279 --> 01:34:32.640 also don't do that? 1821 01:34:32.800 --> 01:34:35.600 Have he spiraling into a black hole with that hard 1822 01:34:35.720 --> 01:34:38.159 art echoing that I'm gonna take. I'm gonna like, look 1823 01:34:38.239 --> 01:34:40.520 quick little five minute edit, and you're gonna like you're 1824 01:34:40.520 --> 01:34:42.239 gonna You're gonna come out on the on the other 1825 01:34:42.359 --> 01:34:45.960 end into another You're gonna end up in Jacob Taylor's 1826 01:34:46.000 --> 01:34:48.279 side mission like I'm just gonna put the. 1827 01:34:50.039 --> 01:34:53.800 You're gonna be a fucking brainrod and fucking dupist eating 1828 01:34:54.439 --> 01:34:58.079 eating alien plants just to survive. 1829 01:34:58.039 --> 01:35:01.760 Like Jacob's put Jacob to de Bud, He's fucking that planet. 1830 01:35:02.600 --> 01:35:04.399 Why does tick Dad have to be a black person? 1831 01:35:04.439 --> 01:35:05.800 Thanks a lot by aware good. 1832 01:35:07.880 --> 01:35:11.079 I just like, why can't I just want a interesting 1833 01:35:12.439 --> 01:35:16.760 like the well Captain Anderson was interesting, so fair enough. 1834 01:35:17.079 --> 01:35:20.319 But oh dude, well I've been home. I've been playing obviously, 1835 01:35:20.359 --> 01:35:23.680 I've been playing some Gears of War three. I haven't 1836 01:35:23.680 --> 01:35:26.039 played I haven't played Gears War three and fucking forever. 1837 01:35:26.760 --> 01:35:28.960 So I forgot a lot about this. I totally forgot about, Like, 1838 01:35:29.439 --> 01:35:32.199 I forgot about how many like Well, first of all, look, 1839 01:35:32.279 --> 01:35:37.760 it's good. I'm not big on these exploding fucking o them. Yeah, 1840 01:35:37.800 --> 01:35:40.520 the lambit like they've been the only thing. It's the 1841 01:35:40.560 --> 01:35:43.920 only thing you fight for, like the entirety again again, 1842 01:35:43.960 --> 01:35:48.960 they're the ones that explodes. Yeah, they're the normal enemy type. 1843 01:35:49.000 --> 01:35:52.640 They all explode, oh ship, And it's like, I don't 1844 01:35:52.680 --> 01:35:55.640 know that I want to chainsaw these people, like but 1845 01:35:55.720 --> 01:35:57.880 I can't. But they punish you for I don't know. 1846 01:35:58.600 --> 01:36:01.119 It's weird. I want to fight the the locus back. 1847 01:36:01.920 --> 01:36:05.520 It's good though so far. But anyway, then we're talking 1848 01:36:05.560 --> 01:36:08.680 about blowjob behind the wah wah rode in. He says, Hey, 1849 01:36:08.720 --> 01:36:11.880 twink Otter and Bear, if every Rockstar Games protagonist ran 1850 01:36:12.119 --> 01:36:14.840 for president, who has your vote and who do you 1851 01:36:14.880 --> 01:36:18.960 think is winning? I think smart money is on Nico Beleic. 1852 01:36:19.039 --> 01:36:20.920 Nico Bellic couldn't run for office because he's an immer. 1853 01:36:21.960 --> 01:36:24.399 I'm gonna go dutch Man. I think Dutch would win. 1854 01:36:25.199 --> 01:36:27.319 Dutch would win. I'm gonna go Dutch. I have the 1855 01:36:27.439 --> 01:36:27.960 same thought. 1856 01:36:29.000 --> 01:36:32.560 I think he's he looks cooler than Trump, you know 1857 01:36:32.600 --> 01:36:35.279 what I mean, But he says like similar just weasly 1858 01:36:35.359 --> 01:36:36.640 words and it would be good enough. 1859 01:36:36.920 --> 01:36:40.840 Yeah. They both have concepts of a plan, but Dutch 1860 01:36:41.239 --> 01:36:45.359 sells the concept like he's like I have I've had, 1861 01:36:45.399 --> 01:36:49.319 I have a plan, Arthur, we just like it. Actually, 1862 01:36:49.359 --> 01:36:51.399 like what he says is literally just what Trump says. 1863 01:36:51.560 --> 01:36:54.960 It's literally like I I have a plan. We need money, 1864 01:36:55.159 --> 01:36:58.119 yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Like it's it's the same. 1865 01:36:58.520 --> 01:37:01.560 The thing is Dutch isn't just a vapid idiot thing 1866 01:37:01.680 --> 01:37:08.399 that that is right, But he's not a vapid he. 1867 01:37:07.920 --> 01:37:10.920 That like he's he's still stupid as ship. Like the 1868 01:37:10.920 --> 01:37:14.399 Blackwater plan was fucking idiotic, like it was. It was 1869 01:37:14.439 --> 01:37:19.880 a terrible execute anyway. But I just think what I thought, 1870 01:37:20.119 --> 01:37:26.520 but I thought, you knew Spanish, I just Welluchet, what 1871 01:37:28.600 --> 01:37:29.960 do you mean? 1872 01:37:30.359 --> 01:37:32.880 I just feel like the only thing that Trump's missing 1873 01:37:32.920 --> 01:37:34.800 is that he never says helps people have faith. 1874 01:37:35.000 --> 01:37:35.920 That's what he's missing. 1875 01:37:36.479 --> 01:37:40.319 But that's like have faith, have faith people, And I 1876 01:37:40.359 --> 01:37:42.479 think people make right, because I think that's what roped 1877 01:37:42.520 --> 01:37:44.000 everybody into Dutch. 1878 01:37:44.439 --> 01:37:44.840 Just kidding. 1879 01:37:44.920 --> 01:37:47.960 Have faith, man, and you're like, well, you literally can't 1880 01:37:48.079 --> 01:37:51.960 rationalize after because faith and rationalization they're complete two different things. 1881 01:37:51.960 --> 01:37:59.800 So how hello faith, faith and then you just let's go. 1882 01:38:00.960 --> 01:38:02.800 And so who would be there though? 1883 01:38:04.560 --> 01:38:11.560 Micah, my god, probably Michael on some dubious. 1884 01:38:10.439 --> 01:38:13.880 I think, uh yeah, I think the world isn't ready 1885 01:38:14.239 --> 01:38:17.680 for a c J. You're not ready for a The 1886 01:38:17.680 --> 01:38:21.800 world isn't ready for a turbo black president, like like 1887 01:38:23.640 --> 01:38:29.600 you gotta work. Yeah, CJ for president is actually dangerous. 1888 01:38:29.600 --> 01:38:31.640 I love that c J is like the first character 1889 01:38:31.680 --> 01:38:34.680 to be modded into fucking everything, Like did you see that? 1890 01:38:34.880 --> 01:38:37.880 Did you see that blackmith Wukong? No? I didn't see that. 1891 01:38:38.880 --> 01:38:44.960 It's it's it's you. I didn't know. That's just funny. 1892 01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:47.560 I brought that up when I wrote down, I wrote down, 1893 01:38:47.960 --> 01:38:51.039 I literally why I did that up? No, No, I 1894 01:38:51.319 --> 01:38:53.479 I brought this up and I wrote down on a 1895 01:38:53.479 --> 01:38:55.720 piece of paper. I said, Sweeney is going to mention 1896 01:38:55.920 --> 01:38:58.960 you know that. You know Sweeney is going to bring 1897 01:38:59.039 --> 01:39:00.279 up that. It's a reason. 1898 01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:04.239 Why there has to be look it because Chris is 1899 01:39:04.359 --> 01:39:05.760 right in every game. 1900 01:39:06.319 --> 01:39:09.880 CJ is first God of War twenty eighteen. Like it's 1901 01:39:09.920 --> 01:39:11.720 on PCJ immediately. 1902 01:39:11.520 --> 01:39:13.239 You know what's crazy for me? The first one I 1903 01:39:13.279 --> 01:39:14.640 saw for that was Homer Simpson. 1904 01:39:16.000 --> 01:39:18.119 That's cool. Oh, I think I know what you're talking. 1905 01:39:19.439 --> 01:39:20.920 That was like a fully voice acted thing. It was 1906 01:39:20.920 --> 01:39:23.760 like him and Bart right. But although I don't think 1907 01:39:23.760 --> 01:39:25.439 it's because of that. 1908 01:39:25.239 --> 01:39:28.039 He could actually buy his his mods. He had a 1909 01:39:28.079 --> 01:39:29.199 Patreon and. 1910 01:39:29.119 --> 01:39:30.720 He was making. He made, he kept doing. 1911 01:39:30.720 --> 01:39:33.680 He did like the presidents, he did a Homer he did. 1912 01:39:33.720 --> 01:39:37.319 He kept doing all these scenarios with that balder versus Credos, 1913 01:39:37.800 --> 01:39:40.079 and he kept doing these scenes and the like voice actor. 1914 01:39:40.119 --> 01:39:40.800 It was pretty cool. 1915 01:39:42.039 --> 01:39:44.039 But yeah, like there was actually so there's a Bloodborn 1916 01:39:44.119 --> 01:39:47.600 PC being made by somebody right now and it's coming 1917 01:39:47.600 --> 01:39:50.840 along and the first thing and unfortunately there was like 1918 01:39:50.840 --> 01:39:53.000 a season desist something happened because I think it was 1919 01:39:53.000 --> 01:39:55.520 about the same people that were doing that Modern Warfare 1920 01:39:55.720 --> 01:39:58.319 to modding and then that shit got shut down by Activision, 1921 01:39:58.760 --> 01:40:00.920 so I think they also took this out. But CJ 1922 01:40:01.199 --> 01:40:03.920 was the first mod put into it. So there was 1923 01:40:03.960 --> 01:40:06.239 like working on Bloodborne PC and then like I was 1924 01:40:06.279 --> 01:40:07.399 seeing CJ in this and I'm like. 1925 01:40:07.399 --> 01:40:11.640 Of course, of course, yeah. It's just because he's he's 1926 01:40:11.640 --> 01:40:15.479 so specifically low poll. He's like a specific kind of 1927 01:40:15.520 --> 01:40:18.119 low poll because he's low Polly in an era where 1928 01:40:18.159 --> 01:40:23.079 things were actually getting higher poly, because like GTA is 1929 01:40:23.119 --> 01:40:26.760 so big for the PlayStation two that everything in GT 1930 01:40:27.000 --> 01:40:30.880 looks markedly worse than every other truth like GJ like 1931 01:40:30.920 --> 01:40:33.119 San Andreas and Granta thought of three looked like shit 1932 01:40:33.199 --> 01:40:33.920 compared to everything. 1933 01:40:34.159 --> 01:40:38.319 I visically remember being like, Wow, this game is fun, 1934 01:40:38.359 --> 01:40:39.359 but yeah bad. 1935 01:40:40.760 --> 01:40:43.439 Yeah they're rough. But that's what's so funny about it 1936 01:40:43.479 --> 01:40:47.159 is because like it's like it's detailed but not at 1937 01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:50.359 the same time, it's it's very weird. And so seeing 1938 01:40:50.359 --> 01:40:54.079 this black dude with like no discernible features, like they're 1939 01:40:54.119 --> 01:40:56.520 just so blurry on his face in a tank top 1940 01:40:57.560 --> 01:41:00.680 and g clearly above PS one, that's the thing that's crazy. 1941 01:41:01.239 --> 01:41:04.560 Voice actor. I don't I think it literally was CJ. 1942 01:41:04.640 --> 01:41:07.399 I think they just got a guy. I have no 1943 01:41:07.760 --> 01:41:09.800 did you ever say nigga? Did you ever say nigga? 1944 01:41:10.760 --> 01:41:10.880 Say? 1945 01:41:12.560 --> 01:41:16.039 I know, says the first thing he says, he's like 1946 01:41:16.079 --> 01:41:19.000 getting drop off, was it is he at the airport? 1947 01:41:19.039 --> 01:41:22.439 Is at the first scene? Yeah, And He's like, Nigga, 1948 01:41:22.600 --> 01:41:25.760 I'm at the air I don't know, Yeah, he says, 1949 01:41:25.960 --> 01:41:29.359 he says, he says that exactly. 1950 01:41:29.079 --> 01:41:31.680 I'm at the airport. Nigga says it. It just says it, 1951 01:41:31.760 --> 01:41:33.319 not even loud and even announce he just kind of 1952 01:41:33.359 --> 01:41:33.720 says it. 1953 01:41:33.960 --> 01:41:36.239 And you look closely who wrote the script? I would 1954 01:41:36.319 --> 01:41:39.079 vote for Nico Belak is dope though, like Nico Belic 1955 01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:41.439 is probably my favorite. Nicobeylac and Arthur Morgan are like 1956 01:41:41.439 --> 01:41:44.079 my top favorite characters from like the entirety of Morgan. 1957 01:41:44.239 --> 01:41:48.600 And then it's like probably it's Arthur Morgan, Nico, then 1958 01:41:49.039 --> 01:41:53.079 John Uh. Then then it's like take your pick. 1959 01:41:53.319 --> 01:41:56.479 I love John Marston Man was one of my favorite characters. 1960 01:41:56.239 --> 01:41:58.920 Arthur Man. Arthur like destroyed him for me. It's crazy, 1961 01:41:59.199 --> 01:42:00.000 did you play a dead one? 1962 01:42:00.560 --> 01:42:04.560 I think Arthur Arthur was a very different kind of character, 1963 01:42:04.640 --> 01:42:06.039 but I do agree. 1964 01:42:05.800 --> 01:42:07.399 John was this John Marshall was a ship. 1965 01:42:08.359 --> 01:42:11.159 And then me thinking and I and we might have 1966 01:42:11.199 --> 01:42:13.920 mentioned this before, but I thought, oh, there's no way 1967 01:42:13.960 --> 01:42:16.640 they're gonna get a make a better character than John. 1968 01:42:17.399 --> 01:42:20.640 And then like I I'm baffled, and how much more 1969 01:42:20.760 --> 01:42:23.159 I like Arthur Morgan than John and that doesn't mean 1970 01:42:23.159 --> 01:42:26.039 that I don't dislike John. I'm just like, Wow, I 1971 01:42:26.159 --> 01:42:30.840 like Arthur way more, even even his Arthur Funny. 1972 01:42:31.159 --> 01:42:33.039 You have more time with Arthur should be fair like 1973 01:42:33.079 --> 01:42:35.520 you do have like I don't know, it's different, but 1974 01:42:35.560 --> 01:42:37.880 like I, yeah, Arthur's great. And that's actually one of 1975 01:42:37.920 --> 01:42:42.000 the things I'm excited about Ghost of Yota. About Jin 1976 01:42:42.600 --> 01:42:45.279 as a character is just kind of like okay, so 1977 01:42:45.479 --> 01:42:50.880 like to imagine them making you know, somewhat the same 1978 01:42:50.920 --> 01:42:52.920 game a little bit better, a little bit more fine, 1979 01:42:52.920 --> 01:42:55.000 but then also having like a you know, an opportunity 1980 01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:58.079 at a different character to make really cool. Also two 1981 01:42:58.199 --> 01:43:02.279 swords bro that shit got me says Yes, I don't 1982 01:43:02.279 --> 01:43:03.920 even think I noticed that that was part of it. 1983 01:43:04.000 --> 01:43:06.560 I was just I'm gonna play that game anyway. I 1984 01:43:06.880 --> 01:43:10.720 don't know, I'm not really I'm probably gonna go dark 1985 01:43:10.760 --> 01:43:11.960 on it, honestly, like I don't I don't need to 1986 01:43:11.960 --> 01:43:12.520 see any more of it. 1987 01:43:12.520 --> 01:43:14.600 Like that's how I feel about I've seen enough about 1988 01:43:14.640 --> 01:43:17.119 like Dragon Age and stuff. I'm like, I know enough 1989 01:43:17.159 --> 01:43:19.920 to where I'm gonna I'm either gonna like it or 1990 01:43:19.920 --> 01:43:20.199 I'm not. 1991 01:43:20.279 --> 01:43:23.079 Like I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. 1992 01:43:23.119 --> 01:43:26.720 I'm thinking about it, yeah, because I don't dislike what 1993 01:43:26.760 --> 01:43:28.520 I'm seeing except for the Canari. I think they look 1994 01:43:28.560 --> 01:43:32.840 like fucking I feel like they really have you again. 1995 01:43:33.199 --> 01:43:38.119 So I didn't see everything any everything new that was offer. 1996 01:43:38.560 --> 01:43:42.079 Have you seen any Canari independent of the character creation screen? 1997 01:43:42.960 --> 01:43:44.159 So I'm still holding hope for that. 1998 01:43:44.600 --> 01:43:47.399 I'm still holding hope that there's some weird ship with 1999 01:43:47.479 --> 01:43:50.319 that and it's not a pure bred Canari. 2000 01:43:50.399 --> 01:43:54.960 I'm holding hope. I may be completely ignorant. I don't know. 2001 01:43:55.079 --> 01:43:58.800 I don't hearing Canari so people can have babies together. 2002 01:43:58.319 --> 01:44:02.359 I mean, I definitely trying to cope a little bit, sir. 2003 01:44:03.199 --> 01:44:07.119 Let me have OK. I want to know. I want 2004 01:44:07.119 --> 01:44:09.640 to see. I want to talk to the person who 2005 01:44:10.079 --> 01:44:13.880 came up with that new design for them because I 2006 01:44:13.920 --> 01:44:17.159 want to see what's wrong with them and if it's 2007 01:44:17.239 --> 01:44:19.840 visible on their person, like I want to know, like, 2008 01:44:19.840 --> 01:44:23.079 like is it? Can you notice it when you see 2009 01:44:23.079 --> 01:44:24.680 the Like if you meet this person at a bar, 2010 01:44:24.720 --> 01:44:26.880 you can look at him and you think, oh, that 2011 01:44:26.920 --> 01:44:32.600 guy designed the Canari for Dragon Age. Clearly, it's like 2012 01:44:32.600 --> 01:44:34.319 when you see somebody and you're like, they're oh. It's 2013 01:44:34.319 --> 01:44:35.680 like when you see somebody and you're like, oh, they 2014 01:44:35.720 --> 01:44:39.640 clearly have a history with men. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2015 01:44:39.560 --> 01:44:41.680 I'm actually watching that on ninety day fiance with my 2016 01:44:41.720 --> 01:44:44.239 wife were like, oh, look at that druggie, Like you 2017 01:44:44.279 --> 01:44:46.199 can tell they haven't mentioned it, but you see, like, oh, 2018 01:44:46.520 --> 01:44:48.600 she's thirty like one years old. But she was like 2019 01:44:48.640 --> 01:44:50.760 she's forty eight, Like okay, I know what's going on here. 2020 01:44:50.760 --> 01:44:52.560 And she's from Florida. I was like, I understand what's happening. 2021 01:44:53.199 --> 01:45:00.399 So oh she has she has crows feet in seventh grade? Interesting, curious. 2022 01:45:01.279 --> 01:45:04.399 Yeah, they have to, they have to. I you know, Chris, 2023 01:45:04.399 --> 01:45:06.560 I actually agree. I do want to see and hear 2024 01:45:06.600 --> 01:45:10.439 from the person that designed that Canari ship. I actually 2025 01:45:10.520 --> 01:45:13.319 want It's like when a ref does really bad in 2026 01:45:13.439 --> 01:45:15.640 sports or something like, I want them to have an 2027 01:45:15.640 --> 01:45:19.560 explanation about their horrible calls and just like so we 2028 01:45:19.600 --> 01:45:22.119 can have some explanation like what the fow this happened? 2029 01:45:22.800 --> 01:45:26.439 And this because you said, what if they designed the Canari? 2030 01:45:26.520 --> 01:45:28.399 What if they designed the Canari exactly how like they 2031 01:45:28.479 --> 01:45:31.800 used to? But then, uh, they left the door open 2032 01:45:32.279 --> 01:45:37.760 to BioWare. One day and a concord artist slipped out 2033 01:45:37.760 --> 01:45:42.720 of the sewers and crawled in and redid everything the 2034 01:45:42.840 --> 01:45:46.960 day before that. The yeah, redid everything the day before 2035 01:45:47.039 --> 01:45:52.039 do that whole thing? Is that whole concourde situation is fucked? 2036 01:45:52.239 --> 01:45:54.680 So weird that should like that can happen at this 2037 01:45:54.760 --> 01:45:55.359 day and age. 2038 01:45:57.039 --> 01:46:01.079 Yeah, yeah, some people just have our disci plans and 2039 01:46:01.159 --> 01:46:02.119 they just don't work out. 2040 01:46:02.199 --> 01:46:06.279 Man, Just at a certain point, it's like somebody's got 2041 01:46:06.279 --> 01:46:06.840 a point. 2042 01:46:06.920 --> 01:46:11.000 Somebody's got to ring the alarm. Someone has got to. 2043 01:46:11.000 --> 01:46:14.119 Scream and at the at the cost of the of 2044 01:46:14.159 --> 01:46:17.880 them getting even fired at least is like, Bro, I 2045 01:46:17.960 --> 01:46:21.880 can't just sit idly by and pretend like everything's cool. 2046 01:46:21.920 --> 01:46:22.960 This is fucked. 2047 01:46:23.159 --> 01:46:26.520 Like, let's go and maybe it'll be like a Spartacus 2048 01:46:26.600 --> 01:46:29.760 situation where everybody else starts speaking up to I don't fucking. 2049 01:46:29.479 --> 01:46:31.439 Know, dude, it's not gonna happen. You're gonna do that? 2050 01:46:31.880 --> 01:46:36.039 Are you with me? Job? This money? 2051 01:46:36.079 --> 01:46:36.279 Bro? 2052 01:46:37.399 --> 01:46:42.000 So? Uh all right? But I'm a creek you know, weird? 2053 01:46:42.279 --> 01:46:47.439 Oh creek radiohead? Huh? I'm a creak that oh is 2054 01:46:47.479 --> 01:46:53.720 that like as a weird like another like a weird 2055 01:46:54.239 --> 01:47:03.000 and I'm just gay yeah a low damn. But but 2056 01:47:03.199 --> 01:47:08.359 I'm a creek. I'm a weird stupid he said, A 2057 01:47:08.439 --> 01:47:11.920 speak cracker and go up. He says, short one, What 2058 01:47:12.039 --> 01:47:16.159 is your favorite craft soda? Oh, short question. I thought 2059 01:47:16.159 --> 01:47:22.560 he was directing it to me. I thought he's like, hey, sure, listen, Yeah, 2060 01:47:22.720 --> 01:47:26.640 what's your favorite craft soda slash drink slash craft drink? 2061 01:47:26.760 --> 01:47:29.720 Mine has to be cheer wine. It's a cherry soft drink, 2062 01:47:29.800 --> 01:47:34.039 non alcoholics. Despite the name. I'm not a soda. I 2063 01:47:34.039 --> 01:47:37.520 don't drink that stuff. What is that? Yeah, I'm not 2064 01:47:37.560 --> 01:47:39.920 a soda. I don't I'm miss so. I don't drink anymore. 2065 01:47:40.439 --> 01:47:43.720 I I drink soda for like the novelty of it, 2066 01:47:44.079 --> 01:47:47.640 like maybe like once every couple of years, not even 2067 01:47:48.279 --> 01:47:51.359 I like a Mexican coke, but like not enough to 2068 01:47:51.399 --> 01:47:54.800 have it consist of the Mexican orange. Fine, I love 2069 01:47:54.920 --> 01:47:55.960 those glasses. 2070 01:47:55.640 --> 01:47:59.000 Yes, I'm on the healthcake. So I don't have I don't. 2071 01:47:59.079 --> 01:48:01.439 I don't do Yeah, I don't do soda anymore. It 2072 01:48:01.479 --> 01:48:02.439 makes me want to kill myself. 2073 01:48:03.279 --> 01:48:05.199 There's a Pacific, but it's too sweet now for me. 2074 01:48:05.600 --> 01:48:07.600 Oh yeah you can. So that's the cool thing. There's 2075 01:48:07.600 --> 01:48:10.119 actually this soda. I think it's called like poppy or. 2076 01:48:10.520 --> 01:48:12.560 Something I drink poppy. Yeah, that's it. It's dope, but 2077 01:48:12.640 --> 01:48:17.479 I think that's perfect. But yeah, uh, I'll have a. 2078 01:48:17.399 --> 01:48:19.840 Pacific punch Monster. I'll have that every once in a while. 2079 01:48:19.920 --> 01:48:23.600 It's delicious and pacific. That's the pink one, right, No, 2080 01:48:23.720 --> 01:48:27.279 that's the that's the Pacific one. Is kind of beige 2081 01:48:27.279 --> 01:48:31.079 and it has like this like kind of marine stuff 2082 01:48:31.079 --> 01:48:35.039 on it, like not army marine, but like aqua marine 2083 01:48:35.039 --> 01:48:38.279 type ship, you know what I mean. Like that one's 2084 01:48:38.359 --> 01:48:41.520 better than the pink one, the pink punch one. The 2085 01:48:41.560 --> 01:48:44.920 Pacific punch on is fucking way better. But yeah, so craft, 2086 01:48:44.960 --> 01:48:47.319 so dude, there was a do you remember for a 2087 01:48:47.319 --> 01:48:49.279 while everything was being called kraft, like it was just 2088 01:48:49.279 --> 01:48:52.319 people were just making ship. Yeah, there was this craft 2089 01:48:52.479 --> 01:48:55.159 Mountain Dew, and it was like this black cherry thing 2090 01:48:55.239 --> 01:48:55.640 or something. 2091 01:48:55.880 --> 01:49:00.199 It was actually delicious. Mountain de is delicious. Man, What 2092 01:49:00.239 --> 01:49:03.680 does craft even mean? It's like that's what I thought, 2093 01:49:03.760 --> 01:49:05.560 because I don't know. 2094 01:49:05.800 --> 01:49:08.239 It's just like it was like for a while people 2095 01:49:08.279 --> 01:49:10.720 were saying their food is hand crafted, and I'm like, 2096 01:49:11.319 --> 01:49:13.640 wasn't that like the food? 2097 01:49:13.720 --> 01:49:18.960 It feels like, what do you mean that food? It's 2098 01:49:19.000 --> 01:49:21.279 like craft? What the fuck? Is craft Mac and Cheese, Like, 2099 01:49:21.319 --> 01:49:28.720 what the hell the hell is? Asked, Yeah, slow stroke 2100 01:49:28.800 --> 01:49:31.760 Savant wrote, and he says, hey, silly's y'all convinced me 2101 01:49:31.800 --> 01:49:33.880 to get a you' all convinced me to get a 2102 01:49:33.920 --> 01:49:35.720 steam deck last weekend, and it might be one of 2103 01:49:35.760 --> 01:49:38.920 the best purchases I've made in a while. Anyways, game 2104 01:49:38.960 --> 01:49:44.159 recommendations for the sperm Dick. Thanks sperm dick man, that's 2105 01:49:44.159 --> 01:49:46.800 what I'm calling. It's not even clever. Yeah, this is 2106 01:49:47.079 --> 01:49:52.479 the sperm This is my sperm dick. Fucking Jesus Christ. 2107 01:49:52.800 --> 01:49:55.680 I don't know it's it's I played hell Divers on 2108 01:49:55.720 --> 01:49:58.479 it a lot, actually, but I was streaming it from 2109 01:49:58.479 --> 01:50:01.800 my PC. Like it runs kind of iffy on the 2110 01:50:01.840 --> 01:50:03.800 hardware natively, but streaming it from the PC. If you 2111 01:50:03.880 --> 01:50:07.000 if your piecs like wired fucking it's good shit, Like 2112 01:50:07.000 --> 01:50:11.359 playing that game in bed is pretty nice. I don't know, 2113 01:50:11.600 --> 01:50:14.840 like I kind of play. Yeah, I play a lot 2114 01:50:14.880 --> 01:50:18.399 of old shit. I have just go Elysium sitting on it, 2115 01:50:18.439 --> 01:50:22.479 but I'm a little bit intimidated to start it. I 2116 01:50:22.520 --> 01:50:24.479 don't know. I think any old school games, like any 2117 01:50:24.520 --> 01:50:26.880 older games, they just all sorts of rom hacks that 2118 01:50:26.880 --> 01:50:28.920 you can do too, like load it with a bunch 2119 01:50:28.960 --> 01:50:31.960 of old shit if you want. It's like an ideal handheld, 2120 01:50:32.000 --> 01:50:34.760 so like you can play pretty much, you know, anything 2121 01:50:34.800 --> 01:50:36.720 that you would imagine is handheld. Do you play it 2122 01:50:36.760 --> 01:50:40.800 on there? And it's it's fucking great. Meddle your Solid 2123 01:50:40.840 --> 01:50:45.159 five surprisingly really good on it. Yeah, runs really well. 2124 01:50:45.159 --> 01:50:46.760 It's kind of perfect for it because it's like that 2125 01:50:46.800 --> 01:50:50.600 mission structure is really portable. But uh, yeah, I don't 2126 01:50:50.600 --> 01:50:53.560 know it really it really is pick your poison, you know. 2127 01:50:53.600 --> 01:50:56.760 I would say, experiment with your library as it is 2128 01:50:57.399 --> 01:51:00.079 and just kind of see what works. Vampire Survivor I 2129 01:51:00.079 --> 01:51:03.720 would imagine would be really good on it. Yeah, Balatro, 2130 01:51:04.319 --> 01:51:05.960 I've heard good things about. I don't know. 2131 01:51:06.119 --> 01:51:08.680 I played a fighting games and played marvel a Fighting 2132 01:51:08.680 --> 01:51:09.279 collection on it. 2133 01:51:09.319 --> 01:51:13.359 That was fun. Uh the response was fine, but it 2134 01:51:13.399 --> 01:51:15.560 wasn't like ideal. If you're trying to you know, rank 2135 01:51:15.680 --> 01:51:18.199 or something. I'm still yeah, I'm still because you know me, 2136 01:51:18.239 --> 01:51:21.640 we talked about this. We're not like competitors like online, 2137 01:51:21.680 --> 01:51:24.800 Like we're not like that, not really, but I've been 2138 01:51:24.960 --> 01:51:29.359 obsessed with actually getting good, like when I was like 2139 01:51:29.399 --> 01:51:33.720 fourteen years old. Like so I'm I've been like trying 2140 01:51:33.760 --> 01:51:36.479 to practice and I already know. I feel like I'm 2141 01:51:36.560 --> 01:51:38.840 just it's one of those things like, uh, I know 2142 01:51:38.880 --> 01:51:40.760 as soon as I play ranked, I'm just not gonna 2143 01:51:40.760 --> 01:51:43.479 win anything, but I'm still gonna like give it my 2144 01:51:43.560 --> 01:51:45.760 best shot and then be like, you know what, I tried. 2145 01:51:46.840 --> 01:51:52.279 It's fine, but yeah, yeah, it's uh. 2146 01:51:51.680 --> 01:51:53.760 Good stuff, man, I like playing a school school sit 2147 01:51:53.800 --> 01:51:55.479 on the couch and is fucking just you know, lay 2148 01:51:55.520 --> 01:51:57.000 down and play something really cool. 2149 01:51:57.119 --> 01:51:59.159 That's doah. I love of shit. 2150 01:51:59.279 --> 01:52:02.039 So I haven't used them a lot. I'm being honest, 2151 01:52:02.279 --> 01:52:03.880 I've really been playing video games like that. 2152 01:52:04.079 --> 01:52:08.680 Yeah. Yeah, I haven't lately been playing a lot on 2153 01:52:08.680 --> 01:52:12.600 it because I usually stream my PC or my PS 2154 01:52:12.680 --> 01:52:16.880 five to it, but lately I just haven't been i 2155 01:52:16.880 --> 01:52:19.800 haven't been home, yeah, and I've just been working and 2156 01:52:19.800 --> 01:52:21.960 doing a bunch of family stuff. So I've been playing 2157 01:52:22.000 --> 01:52:24.000 video games lately. I brought it in case definitely for 2158 01:52:24.039 --> 01:52:26.239 the plane, but like, yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude, 2159 01:52:26.279 --> 01:52:30.079 It's definitely that the Steam Deck really changed my entire 2160 01:52:30.079 --> 01:52:33.159 perspective on like handhelds, because like for a while, I 2161 01:52:33.199 --> 01:52:36.479 was like, what the fuck do I need handheld for? Uh? 2162 01:52:36.520 --> 01:52:39.239 And then it's just like, oh no, this is this 2163 01:52:39.319 --> 01:52:42.880 is good shit cool. Yeah, I'm excited for that. I 2164 01:52:42.920 --> 01:52:45.800 would love I bet Milligar, what is it that medlegear 2165 01:52:45.840 --> 01:52:49.479 Delta is probably gonna be fucking really good on the 2166 01:52:49.560 --> 01:52:53.319 problem because I played the fucking I played on the 2167 01:52:53.399 --> 01:52:55.560 Vita and loved it, so, like I would imagine laying 2168 01:52:55.600 --> 01:53:00.520 that things small as fuck in comparison, So let's see 2169 01:53:00.520 --> 01:53:02.039 what work on there. I don't think. No, it doesn't. 2170 01:53:02.039 --> 01:53:05.159 It doesn't. It's not supported. I remember it said it does, 2171 01:53:05.560 --> 01:53:07.199 well you can stream it on it, but yeah, so 2172 01:53:07.199 --> 01:53:11.279 I would have to do that. Yeah, yes, dude. There's 2173 01:53:11.279 --> 01:53:14.239 so many bosses in that fucking game. I'm trying to 2174 01:53:14.279 --> 01:53:16.439 beat it, but it's just tony, there's too much ship. 2175 01:53:16.560 --> 01:53:19.680 So I think I just like streamline it. I think 2176 01:53:19.680 --> 01:53:22.119 I'm just gonna like stop because there's I think there's 2177 01:53:22.159 --> 01:53:23.800 I think I heard there's like over a hundred bosses 2178 01:53:23.800 --> 01:53:27.560 and I'm like, all right, it's like that's exact. I 2179 01:53:27.560 --> 01:53:29.840 was like, all right, I'm that's I'm good. 2180 01:53:30.279 --> 01:53:35.159 That's it's and some of them are you know, you know, 2181 01:53:35.359 --> 01:53:37.000 some of them are stupid, but then some of them, 2182 01:53:37.039 --> 01:53:43.680 like this is it's hard I like this, stupid ass. 2183 01:53:44.439 --> 01:53:51.840 This is wild? What is this? Medea oblongata right media here, 2184 01:53:51.960 --> 01:53:54.920 He says, Hello, Tom Holland, Bernie mac And and bald 2185 01:53:54.960 --> 01:54:01.239 black man. Uh. I am a twenty three year old 2186 01:54:01.319 --> 01:54:04.479 grown ass man and just last week I found out 2187 01:54:04.560 --> 01:54:10.560 through this podcast get ready for this. I found just 2188 01:54:10.600 --> 01:54:14.960 found out through this podcast that Jamaica isn't in Africa. 2189 01:54:15.079 --> 01:54:18.960 No no one told me where it was, and I 2190 01:54:18.960 --> 01:54:22.479 didn't ask anyone where it was. So I saw black 2191 01:54:22.520 --> 01:54:27.520 people and always thought, yup, totally Africa. So my question 2192 01:54:27.800 --> 01:54:31.640 is what seemingly common sense thing of you thought was 2193 01:54:31.720 --> 01:54:34.239 one way and you found out you were completely wrong 2194 01:54:34.279 --> 01:54:37.000 about it for a long time. Please help me feel 2195 01:54:37.000 --> 01:54:39.319 better about I mean, I have a famous I have 2196 01:54:39.359 --> 01:54:41.359 a famous story about this, like like we'll not famous, 2197 01:54:41.359 --> 01:54:42.600 but I've told it a bunch of times where it's 2198 01:54:42.640 --> 01:54:46.319 like I genuinely for real thought that New Zealand was 2199 01:54:46.359 --> 01:54:49.680 like by Greenland for like the longest time. And I 2200 01:54:49.720 --> 01:54:52.720 remember remarking out loud in a room full of people 2201 01:54:53.039 --> 01:54:56.680 when I was way too old to think that. I 2202 01:54:56.680 --> 01:55:01.199 said specifically, like, man, it's wild, how like it's weird? 2203 01:55:01.239 --> 01:55:04.520 How similar Australian and New Zealand accents are to each other, 2204 01:55:04.560 --> 01:55:09.520 despite the fact that they're so fucking far away, and 2205 01:55:09.560 --> 01:55:12.600 somebody was like, what the fuck are you talking about? 2206 01:55:13.159 --> 01:55:16.039 And I think it's literally it's literally just because an 2207 01:55:16.079 --> 01:55:18.039 adult told me this one time when I was like 2208 01:55:18.119 --> 01:55:20.840 really young, and I just thought, why would an adult 2209 01:55:20.920 --> 01:55:28.760 lie to me? And just never thought to he was right, well, 2210 01:55:30.000 --> 01:55:31.840 well that's what I mean. It's like, why pass on 2211 01:55:32.439 --> 01:55:38.840 that information to a child if you don't know? Would 2212 01:55:40.760 --> 01:55:43.560 I really? Yeah? Yeah? And I hadn't been in a 2213 01:55:43.560 --> 01:55:46.000 position or a situation where I had to know where 2214 01:55:46.039 --> 01:55:49.000 New Zealand was, so I just kind of always assumed 2215 01:55:49.000 --> 01:55:51.920 that I knew where it was. Imber it was like, oh, 2216 01:55:51.960 --> 01:55:52.960 that's pretty obviously. I don't know. 2217 01:55:53.079 --> 01:55:56.800 I don't have anything like that with geography because I've 2218 01:55:56.800 --> 01:55:59.720 always I've always been like kind of obsessed with maps 2219 01:56:00.239 --> 01:56:02.359 and I always kind of read. For whatever reason, I 2220 01:56:02.359 --> 01:56:04.520 always brush up on that ship, just kind of like 2221 01:56:04.560 --> 01:56:06.680 reminding myself if I know where everything is. 2222 01:56:06.760 --> 01:56:09.359 Mostly I don't know why, it's just the thing. Uh. 2223 01:56:09.880 --> 01:56:12.399 But we did mention on the podcast a CDC Being 2224 01:56:12.439 --> 01:56:15.439 Australian that one when I found out however long they 2225 01:56:15.439 --> 01:56:17.640 will go? That was that was That was my thing, 2226 01:56:17.680 --> 01:56:21.199 because come on, they're an American staple, like that is 2227 01:56:21.760 --> 01:56:26.680 that is American rock, not fumzy. 2228 01:56:25.960 --> 01:56:29.039 Rock, Like, what the hell is this? Something similar for 2229 01:56:29.079 --> 01:56:30.960 me was like learning that Freezer was a man. 2230 01:56:31.640 --> 01:56:34.640 Yeah, I think I thought the first well the first 2231 01:56:35.960 --> 01:56:37.439 first voice actors. 2232 01:56:37.640 --> 01:56:39.600 I know, we were introduced to on like Tunami like 2233 01:56:39.640 --> 01:56:41.920 that ship was fucking like that was very feminine. That 2234 01:56:41.960 --> 01:56:45.239 was a very feminine voice. Yeah, mayas like Freezer was 2235 01:56:45.239 --> 01:56:48.279 my introduction to the concept of androsny. That's a good point. 2236 01:56:48.359 --> 01:56:52.359 I think it was Freezer and Walter Mercado, the sport 2237 01:56:52.479 --> 01:56:56.640 the Spanish horoscope wizard that my grandmother would watch on TV, 2238 01:56:57.399 --> 01:56:58.880 who like I couldn't tell if he was like a 2239 01:56:58.920 --> 01:57:01.399 really old lady or like a kind of old man. 2240 01:57:01.880 --> 01:57:05.119 That's funny. Uh, that was with him from what you 2241 01:57:05.239 --> 01:57:09.199 call it from Powerfufirls Girls. I know I didn't like it, 2242 01:57:09.359 --> 01:57:11.319 but I didn't those clips of the Power Up Girls 2243 01:57:11.319 --> 01:57:13.439 are Motijo's brain is hanging out and they're just not 2244 01:57:13.479 --> 01:57:20.399 con trembling bubbles did that to him, which is crazy. Well, dude, 2245 01:57:20.439 --> 01:57:22.760 you had this, you had you had something like this 2246 01:57:22.840 --> 01:57:25.600 recently where we brought it up recently at least, didn't 2247 01:57:25.600 --> 01:57:27.079 you Like, wasn't there like a thing where you thought, 2248 01:57:27.119 --> 01:57:29.119 like I don't know, like Norway was in Italy or 2249 01:57:29.119 --> 01:57:29.680 something like. 2250 01:57:30.560 --> 01:57:35.600 No, I mistakenly said Greece. I said this was Rome 2251 01:57:35.680 --> 01:57:38.479 and Greece, like Greece was in Rome, was in Greece, 2252 01:57:38.520 --> 01:57:39.880 I think, or something like Greece. 2253 01:57:39.760 --> 01:57:41.920 Was Greece was in Italy or you thought it was 2254 01:57:41.960 --> 01:57:43.039 in it within. 2255 01:57:43.159 --> 01:57:45.079 I made I said the wrong phrase. I know what 2256 01:57:45.159 --> 01:57:47.159 I meant, but I said the wrong one. I said, 2257 01:57:48.319 --> 01:57:52.239 I said Rome Italy, it was in Rome or something 2258 01:57:52.279 --> 01:57:53.880 like that, and I was like, no, that's very wrong. 2259 01:57:54.039 --> 01:57:56.920 I think I think you said Greece was in Italy. 2260 01:57:57.319 --> 01:57:59.720 But I don't, like I remember because I remember the 2261 01:57:59.720 --> 01:58:03.720 thumb specifically, I put the Greek with all the little 2262 01:58:03.720 --> 01:58:07.319 tiny islands, and I placed it within because I was 2263 01:58:07.720 --> 01:58:09.479 I placed it within that. But I just can't remember 2264 01:58:09.520 --> 01:58:10.600 exactly what you said. 2265 01:58:10.800 --> 01:58:13.119 If I'm not mistaken, Greece is near Italy, right. 2266 01:58:13.039 --> 01:58:17.720 Well, it's yeah, near enough. I mean, it's not like like. 2267 01:58:18.000 --> 01:58:20.119 I don't I don't know exactly I know where, I 2268 01:58:20.159 --> 01:58:23.920 know where the five main European continents are. Oh my god, 2269 01:58:23.960 --> 01:58:29.159 what did you just say countries, the five main European countries. 2270 01:58:29.199 --> 01:58:31.479 I know where they are, like all of the Latin 2271 01:58:32.840 --> 01:58:36.199 I know where they are. To stop the podcast after that. 2272 01:58:35.640 --> 01:58:38.960 The European continent. I was half right somewhere or somewhere along. 2273 01:58:38.960 --> 01:58:42.399 Right, five main You can't be half right, you be 2274 01:58:42.439 --> 01:58:43.960 sort of right. Well, what do you even mean by 2275 01:58:44.000 --> 01:58:45.199 five Maine? Are you talking about? 2276 01:58:45.439 --> 01:59:00.159 Like Italy, Spain, France, Portugal? I know where Germany is, Japan, Tobet, Wyoming. 2277 01:58:56.039 --> 01:59:02.439 Wyoming, Canada, the Underworld, under Dark Lake under Dark. 2278 01:59:02.600 --> 01:59:12.520 There's Japan, but Italy, Germany, France, Elysium, Fifth Avenue, Elicium. 2279 01:59:12.720 --> 01:59:19.520 Fucking there's Pandora, there's Pangaea. But I know where they are. 2280 01:59:19.520 --> 01:59:22.720 I know, like I know all the Eastern you those 2281 01:59:22.800 --> 01:59:29.159 main ones are Poland. Yes, Poland's on the other side 2282 01:59:29.239 --> 01:59:32.520 of France. I'm I mistaken, right? If I'm not mistaken? 2283 01:59:32.720 --> 01:59:35.359 Am I wrong? In God? Dude? No, am I wrong? 2284 01:59:35.920 --> 01:59:39.159 On the other side of France? Isn't Poland next to France? 2285 01:59:39.399 --> 01:59:43.920 I can be wrong? What's next is in the middle 2286 01:59:44.039 --> 01:59:50.319 of Poland? Is in the middle of Italy? Dude? Come on, 2287 01:59:50.439 --> 01:59:53.720 think about what's next to France? My guy, I don't know, dude, 2288 01:59:53.800 --> 01:59:56.119 I don't know. In World War Two. 2289 01:59:57.560 --> 02:00:01.479 I was next to Germany, gotcha, that was incorrect. In 2290 02:00:01.560 --> 02:00:05.479 World War Two Germany they're in between each other. Germany's okay, 2291 02:00:05.520 --> 02:00:08.800 sorry I made a mistake. So Germany is next to France, 2292 02:00:09.119 --> 02:00:13.000 which is next to Poland. That's what it is, gotcha. 2293 02:00:13.760 --> 02:00:14.720 Yeah, but I was. 2294 02:00:14.760 --> 02:00:16.760 I feel like that should be because of history. Poland 2295 02:00:16.760 --> 02:00:19.439 should be pretty like obvious where it's at. But but 2296 02:00:19.600 --> 02:00:20.119 at the same. 2297 02:00:20.000 --> 02:00:21.560 Time, I knew, I knew, I knew it was next 2298 02:00:21.560 --> 02:00:23.640 to Germany. I thought they went through Germany to get 2299 02:00:23.640 --> 02:00:26.239 the Poland. But I think they went from through Poland 2300 02:00:26.239 --> 02:00:27.079 to get to Russia. 2301 02:00:27.720 --> 02:00:31.039 Maybe you gotta go, you gotta keep going. There's a 2302 02:00:31.079 --> 02:00:33.159 lot of countries in between before you get to Russia. 2303 02:00:33.359 --> 02:00:35.399 But right there's there's Poland that you can just go 2304 02:00:35.439 --> 02:00:35.920 through through. 2305 02:00:36.000 --> 02:00:43.920 Uh Beliers, Lars, we got it. We can't keep We 2306 02:00:44.039 --> 02:00:46.439 have to move on, dude. I don't think guys, I'm 2307 02:00:46.439 --> 02:00:48.840 an American. I don't give a funk about Europe at all. 2308 02:00:49.039 --> 02:00:50.880 All Americans I know, but. 2309 02:00:50.880 --> 02:00:55.119 I give I give genuinely, like I have no urge 2310 02:00:55.680 --> 02:00:58.560 to ever go to Europe at all. But didn't you go, 2311 02:00:59.760 --> 02:01:01.439 I'm I mean, I went to the UK, but that 2312 02:01:01.520 --> 02:01:04.359 barely counts. That's like, that's a that's like America. 2313 02:01:04.439 --> 02:01:06.680 Gun, keep going, that's crazy. They even said that that's 2314 02:01:06.680 --> 02:01:11.239 like America. On all right, you're similar America and also 2315 02:01:11.279 --> 02:01:17.399 speaame literally there all right? Yeah, hey, Mandela effect the 2316 02:01:17.479 --> 02:01:19.520 idea of and I am very gay. What is a 2317 02:01:19.560 --> 02:01:22.800 major change you would make to a movie? Did we 2318 02:01:22.880 --> 02:01:28.760 do this? What is a major change you would make 2319 02:01:28.800 --> 02:01:31.880 to your favorite movie? To my favorite movie? Thanks for 2320 02:01:31.960 --> 02:01:36.439 the memories and helping me come out the closet. 2321 02:01:36.239 --> 02:01:40.319 Don't don't thank me for that. That's your choice, but give. 2322 02:01:40.760 --> 02:01:43.079 Actually helps someone come out of closet from our dumb 2323 02:01:43.239 --> 02:01:44.439 gay like covers or something. 2324 02:01:44.439 --> 02:01:47.319 It would be so fucking insane. Do you play that 2325 02:01:47.439 --> 02:01:49.119 in your dad? And like you do you hear it? Dad, 2326 02:01:49.119 --> 02:01:51.039 and they're like, no, this is actually this song is 2327 02:01:51.079 --> 02:01:55.279 turning me on? Oh my gay? You just you you. 2328 02:01:55.279 --> 02:01:57.600 You walk up to your dad and your dad, I 2329 02:01:57.640 --> 02:02:00.439 need to tell you something and you play what is 2330 02:02:00.479 --> 02:02:03.079 it that your kiss? The kiss song that you did 2331 02:02:03.319 --> 02:02:07.239 the I want to fuck my bros All night because 2332 02:02:07.279 --> 02:02:14.239 I am very Your Dad's like, thank you, thank god, actually, 2333 02:02:14.239 --> 02:02:17.119 thank god and then he plays another cover, right plays 2334 02:02:17.119 --> 02:02:22.119 another one. He's like me too, Son, me two, Son, 2335 02:02:22.159 --> 02:02:24.920 You're a fucking I feel no love for you. Mom? 2336 02:02:26.119 --> 02:02:29.600 You ever heard of a beard? Son? What is a 2337 02:02:29.640 --> 02:02:31.840 major change you would make to your favorite movie? What 2338 02:02:31.920 --> 02:02:34.000 is it? Okay, so let me think about what my 2339 02:02:34.039 --> 02:02:35.840 favorite movie. I feel like changes, but like I think 2340 02:02:35.880 --> 02:02:42.479 generally it's Spider Man two, inglorious bastards. Can I pick one? Mean, 2341 02:02:42.520 --> 02:02:45.239 I'll pick you know what I'll pick. I guess I'll 2342 02:02:45.239 --> 02:02:46.920 probably pick Spider Man two because some one I've seen 2343 02:02:47.079 --> 02:02:49.760 more than any anything else. The only thing I would 2344 02:02:49.840 --> 02:02:57.640 change about that movie is that I would the train 2345 02:02:57.720 --> 02:03:01.760 would win the trade, like he wouldn't be able to 2346 02:03:01.800 --> 02:03:02.399 stop the trade. 2347 02:03:02.399 --> 02:03:07.159 Where does the movie go after that? 2348 02:03:08.359 --> 02:03:10.399 It goes to the same place, except at the end 2349 02:03:10.399 --> 02:03:14.279 of the movie, it's it's just not people aren't they're 2350 02:03:14.319 --> 02:03:16.600 not chill about Spider Man, Like it's the Spider Man 2351 02:03:16.640 --> 02:03:20.039 three starts with like everybody loving him basically like he's 2352 02:03:20.079 --> 02:03:22.279 gonna get he's getting the key to the city. Like 2353 02:03:22.399 --> 02:03:24.199 he's like people love him. He's on the up and 2354 02:03:24.279 --> 02:03:26.880 up man, So it's all up for Pete. But like 2355 02:03:26.960 --> 02:03:28.319 at the end of Spider Man at the end of 2356 02:03:28.359 --> 02:03:29.920 My Spider Man two would be all the same. 2357 02:03:31.159 --> 02:03:31.399 Uh. 2358 02:03:31.399 --> 02:03:34.199 Oh, Mary Jane doesn't get with him because she's repulsed 2359 02:03:34.279 --> 02:03:38.279 that he didn't save the train, and so like New 2360 02:03:38.359 --> 02:03:42.039 York hates him. Uh, Mary Jane doesn't want anything to 2361 02:03:42.039 --> 02:03:46.520 do with him. And uh even Doctor Octopus isn't compelled 2362 02:03:46.520 --> 02:03:49.840 to sacrifice himself because he doesn't think Peter's that good 2363 02:03:49.840 --> 02:03:53.199 of a guy. So what happens is New York been 2364 02:03:53.239 --> 02:04:03.239 there anymore? No? Well, Auto Octavius doesn't. He forgets to 2365 02:04:03.279 --> 02:04:09.159 pay the electric bill for the warehouse, so stupid, and 2366 02:04:09.199 --> 02:04:11.920 then he just gives up. I forgot electricity. 2367 02:04:13.680 --> 02:04:15.800 Damn of course I long have the power of the 2368 02:04:15.840 --> 02:04:17.760 sun and the crack of my ass. 2369 02:04:17.880 --> 02:04:20.840 God, damn it, the power of the sun and the 2370 02:04:20.880 --> 02:04:23.439 balls of my feet in the year of my. 2371 02:04:23.960 --> 02:04:28.000 Of my that's so dumb. 2372 02:04:29.199 --> 02:04:31.079 I don't know what would add. I would probably add 2373 02:04:31.119 --> 02:04:31.920 what's my favorite movie? 2374 02:04:31.960 --> 02:04:32.800 What's your favorite movie? 2375 02:04:32.840 --> 02:04:32.960 So? 2376 02:04:33.039 --> 02:04:35.600 What? Okay? So what change would Kingston? What change would 2377 02:04:35.640 --> 02:04:42.760 you make to qts? Adults old as they'd be infants? 2378 02:04:44.279 --> 02:04:49.279 They fucking cygos may begos? Uh what I feel like? 2379 02:04:49.359 --> 02:04:53.119 What what is my favorite movie? I don't know what 2380 02:04:53.199 --> 02:04:57.880 favorite movie is you just said, I guess one of 2381 02:04:57.880 --> 02:04:59.319 my Coco. 2382 02:04:59.560 --> 02:04:59.960 I don't know. 2383 02:05:00.439 --> 02:05:01.960 Coco would make me cry, like it's one of my 2384 02:05:02.000 --> 02:05:02.600 favorite movies. 2385 02:05:02.960 --> 02:05:05.800 Coco movie. Coco being your favorite movie is created. I 2386 02:05:05.800 --> 02:05:07.880 can's one of my favorite movies. I love that movie. 2387 02:05:08.239 --> 02:05:11.359 That's in your top ten? Yeah? 2388 02:05:11.479 --> 02:05:14.920 Probably first of all that whatever the top ten you can, 2389 02:05:15.039 --> 02:05:17.079 you can add in some dumb bullshit kid ship like 2390 02:05:17.119 --> 02:05:17.600 that is fine. 2391 02:05:17.720 --> 02:05:21.359 See sometimes because I love times I hear things, but 2392 02:05:21.520 --> 02:05:24.960 sometimes I hear things right because Kingston's like Kingston always 2393 02:05:25.119 --> 02:05:26.920 he talks about how much, how many more movies he's 2394 02:05:26.920 --> 02:05:29.760 seen than me, which is theoretically true, But then I 2395 02:05:29.840 --> 02:05:31.680 just can't think of, like, how can your top ten 2396 02:05:31.720 --> 02:05:32.800 movies include Coco. 2397 02:05:33.039 --> 02:05:35.439 That's a really beautiful movie, and the story talks to me. 2398 02:05:35.960 --> 02:05:39.199 Is Coco's totally fine, It's it's how is it? How 2399 02:05:39.359 --> 02:05:42.159 is that weird? It's just not a I don't know whatever. 2400 02:05:42.239 --> 02:05:44.039 The reason why I love that movie is because of 2401 02:05:44.079 --> 02:05:46.720 the fact that it's about an old, old grandmother, which 2402 02:05:46.760 --> 02:05:48.560 is the person that raised me and I love my 2403 02:05:48.600 --> 02:05:51.880 grandma a lot. And it's also sweet. It's a sweet movie. 2404 02:05:52.000 --> 02:05:52.399 I love it. 2405 02:05:52.680 --> 02:05:54.680 Yeah, it's a lot of I'm not saying it's bad, 2406 02:05:54.720 --> 02:05:56.960 it's just my favorite. They're not near my favorite. I mean, yeah, 2407 02:05:57.039 --> 02:05:58.319 that's you, nigga. You're you. 2408 02:05:59.359 --> 02:06:01.720 I feel like your I mean I think there's definitely 2409 02:06:01.720 --> 02:06:04.079 movies better than it. I'm not saying it's like the 2410 02:06:04.079 --> 02:06:07.319 best movie. I'm saying the movie that I really enjoy watching. Yeah, so, 2411 02:06:07.640 --> 02:06:10.439 like I love I love like Leelo and Stitch. I 2412 02:06:10.520 --> 02:06:12.520 really like them. I think it's really funny and cute, 2413 02:06:12.800 --> 02:06:16.039 but like, it's not the best movie. I don't want 2414 02:06:16.079 --> 02:06:17.840 to be in my favor but I'm. 2415 02:06:17.680 --> 02:06:20.479 Just surprised that I guess it's top Yeah, it was 2416 02:06:20.720 --> 02:06:24.199 like your top ten. Yeah. It kind of feeds into 2417 02:06:24.640 --> 02:06:27.399 because the perception is that you're very disney brained, and 2418 02:06:27.880 --> 02:06:28.800 I love Disney. 2419 02:06:28.920 --> 02:06:32.079 I do love Disney, but I don't I don't exactly 2420 02:06:32.239 --> 02:06:34.479 like it but as I used to, because I feel 2421 02:06:34.520 --> 02:06:36.479 like it's a lot of like lazy shit that's been 2422 02:06:36.560 --> 02:06:39.039 done to it. But I do love the Disney movies 2423 02:06:39.079 --> 02:06:41.119 I remember growing up with. I think the movies are great, 2424 02:06:41.159 --> 02:06:41.560 most of them. 2425 02:06:41.600 --> 02:06:45.279 Okay, let's let's do an easy thing instead of going 2426 02:06:45.279 --> 02:06:47.920 off like vibes. Maybe what do you what movie do 2427 02:06:47.960 --> 02:06:50.039 you think you've seen the most, because you keep going 2428 02:06:50.079 --> 02:06:50.479 back to. 2429 02:06:51.960 --> 02:06:54.600 Fuck, you know, it's crazy. It's probably Spider Man two, 2430 02:06:55.359 --> 02:06:57.239 which it's lazy to me. This is a lazy not 2431 02:06:57.359 --> 02:06:59.760 because it uses in general. My uncle fucking watched the 2432 02:06:59.760 --> 02:07:00.760 movie way too much too. 2433 02:07:02.760 --> 02:07:04.680 I mean, so that's like that's like, what's another one 2434 02:07:04.720 --> 02:07:07.479 or two then one other movie that's like like almost 2435 02:07:07.520 --> 02:07:10.000 like like an obsession. You can watch the movie that 2436 02:07:10.039 --> 02:07:12.279 you can watch at any given moment, you know, like 2437 02:07:12.319 --> 02:07:12.920 it doesn't matter. 2438 02:07:13.600 --> 02:07:16.279 I don't and don't and don't pick cuties again, I'm 2439 02:07:16.279 --> 02:07:17.079 trying to figure out. 2440 02:07:18.279 --> 02:07:22.680 Yeah, because it's probably like maybe Star Wars episode three 2441 02:07:22.800 --> 02:07:24.479 I've seen that. That's why movie I've seen the most 2442 02:07:24.520 --> 02:07:25.520 actually interesting. 2443 02:07:25.560 --> 02:07:29.239 But do you like, say it's on television or did 2444 02:07:29.239 --> 02:07:29.560 you watch it? 2445 02:07:29.720 --> 02:07:33.399 Watch watching it? Yeah, I'd watch it like one outside 2446 02:07:33.439 --> 02:07:35.159 right now after we're done. Accordingly it was one watch 2447 02:07:35.159 --> 02:07:37.520 episode three, I'd be like, I don't what would change? 2448 02:07:37.520 --> 02:07:43.079 I would change uh o man uh More City. It 2449 02:07:43.119 --> 02:07:44.119 would be way more racist. 2450 02:07:44.159 --> 02:07:46.520 He'd be like verbally because he is racist, but he's 2451 02:07:46.560 --> 02:07:48.880 not verbally racist, and I didn't be verbally as fuck 2452 02:07:49.479 --> 02:07:52.359 uh Mace Windu would have not went out sad the 2453 02:07:52.359 --> 02:07:53.920 way he did even don't even like me to do 2454 02:07:53.960 --> 02:07:55.359 like that. He went out fucking pretty pathetic. 2455 02:07:56.119 --> 02:08:01.079 Uh, it would have showed anaky the kids there you go. 2456 02:08:01.520 --> 02:08:02.920 It would have visibly. 2457 02:08:02.560 --> 02:08:05.680 Shown him murdering those jokes because that would have been 2458 02:08:05.720 --> 02:08:06.319 a feat. 2459 02:08:06.800 --> 02:08:12.239 Yeah, the young Wings. Yeah, offscreen deaths were definitely disappointed. 2460 02:08:13.279 --> 02:08:16.319 Was it morbid? Yes? I want to see it, absolutely 2461 02:08:17.279 --> 02:08:18.760 if somebody actually made that. 2462 02:08:18.840 --> 02:08:22.039 You know how people do all these Star Wars reimaginings 2463 02:08:22.079 --> 02:08:23.720 and stuff like that, you think somebody has actually made 2464 02:08:23.760 --> 02:08:24.079 that scene. 2465 02:08:24.119 --> 02:08:26.000 I've watched a ton of them and I've never seen 2466 02:08:27.199 --> 02:08:30.720 I've never seen it. Unfortunately, I've looked for it. I've explicitly, 2467 02:08:31.399 --> 02:08:35.319 I've explicitly No. No, actually on obi wan Kenobia shows 2468 02:08:35.359 --> 02:08:37.880 him killing somebody young lings. 2469 02:08:38.600 --> 02:08:40.760 On something. It's like he's weed whacking. He found you 2470 02:08:40.840 --> 02:08:43.800 found something of that? Oh no, I remember that. 2471 02:08:43.840 --> 02:08:45.640 I remember he could he one of the girls, the 2472 02:08:45.640 --> 02:08:47.880 black girl in the Oban show was one of the 2473 02:08:47.920 --> 02:08:48.399 young wings. 2474 02:08:48.600 --> 02:08:55.079 He didn't finish off. I okay, I didn't. I didn't 2475 02:08:55.079 --> 02:08:58.880 see it, so I don't know an a king murdering 2476 02:08:58.920 --> 02:09:04.479 the young laders, murdering the younglings, murdering them. Good, Okay, 2477 02:09:04.520 --> 02:09:09.239 there you go so you can see that. Yeah, yeah, 2478 02:09:09.239 --> 02:09:11.760 that's weird. What are you? What about you there? Yeah? 2479 02:09:11.880 --> 02:09:18.399 My I think technically Gladiator is my favorite movie novel. 2480 02:09:19.319 --> 02:09:25.000 I think that, Yeah, it's no law abiding Citizen with 2481 02:09:25.520 --> 02:09:29.520 but it's pretty gamer with Gerard Butler. I don't know 2482 02:09:29.520 --> 02:09:33.680 if you've ever seen that that will be it's law 2483 02:09:33.680 --> 02:09:35.239 abiding citizens way better than Gamer. 2484 02:09:35.439 --> 02:09:36.800 I just want to I would let me put that 2485 02:09:36.800 --> 02:09:41.800 out there for Yeah, yeah, Gamer is terrible Gamer. Look, 2486 02:09:41.880 --> 02:09:44.359 Love Adding Citizens is not particularly amazing. But like, I 2487 02:09:44.399 --> 02:09:46.920 think it's a good movie. I mean, I think it's 2488 02:09:46.960 --> 02:09:49.119 I think it's fun slop. It's like it's fun, like, oh, 2489 02:09:49.119 --> 02:09:51.640 he's killing people from inside prison. Whoa. I think the 2490 02:09:51.720 --> 02:09:53.960 reveal is just lame. It's just like it was just okay, 2491 02:09:54.359 --> 02:09:56.159 it's just tunneling outside of it, all right. 2492 02:09:56.560 --> 02:09:58.279 I think the reveal was kind of stupid. I think 2493 02:09:58.319 --> 02:09:59.760 the build up was pretty good. 2494 02:10:00.079 --> 02:10:02.680 The idea, the suspense if it's cool like that. The 2495 02:10:02.720 --> 02:10:04.920 premise of like a dude like murdering people from inside 2496 02:10:04.920 --> 02:10:08.439 person is dope. But it's just like the the revelation 2497 02:10:08.640 --> 02:10:11.720 is very not interesting, and it also does kind of 2498 02:10:11.720 --> 02:10:15.479 feel like they I don't know, like I remember leaving 2499 02:10:15.479 --> 02:10:17.760 that movie, like, I don't know if I necessarily disagreed 2500 02:10:17.800 --> 02:10:22.039 with this guy, and so to see him lose it's 2501 02:10:22.079 --> 02:10:23.960 kind of like, I all right, I guess, but I. 2502 02:10:23.920 --> 02:10:26.399 Feel like I miss I missed when what happened that 2503 02:10:26.439 --> 02:10:30.199 dude fell off so hard? Butler, Yeah, he did a 2504 02:10:30.239 --> 02:10:33.359 lot of He did three hundred hundred is what Skyrocket 2505 02:10:33.439 --> 02:10:37.039 is catable in his career and they what movie? 2506 02:10:37.239 --> 02:10:39.319 What was it? Movie forty three? That was that what 2507 02:10:39.439 --> 02:10:39.920 ruined him? 2508 02:10:40.680 --> 02:10:42.760 No, I think he's he made movies for a while, 2509 02:10:42.800 --> 02:10:43.359 but I just feel like. 2510 02:10:43.359 --> 02:10:47.359 He did make things that like people didn't really like. Say, 2511 02:10:47.600 --> 02:10:50.159 the first time I noticed him. The earliest I noticed 2512 02:10:50.199 --> 02:10:54.000 him specifically was when I watched A Rain of Fire 2513 02:10:54.319 --> 02:10:56.439 as an older, like as older, because when I saw 2514 02:10:56.479 --> 02:10:57.760 it in theater, I didn't recognize him. 2515 02:10:58.000 --> 02:10:59.600 But then I got older, I was like, I was 2516 02:10:59.600 --> 02:11:02.279 fucking Butler, what the fuck? And then uh, I feel 2517 02:11:02.279 --> 02:11:03.800 like he might have been something fairly recently. 2518 02:11:03.840 --> 02:11:06.600 But yeah, he was like not like say so we 2519 02:11:06.640 --> 02:11:10.319 said gamer, law abiding citizen. He did a president movie, 2520 02:11:10.520 --> 02:11:15.479 was protecting the President or something, and. 2521 02:11:15.319 --> 02:11:16.880 He was like he was, he's in a He's in 2522 02:11:16.920 --> 02:11:18.600 a movie, Like in a few months. I forgot what 2523 02:11:18.680 --> 02:11:20.239 movie is in though, it's like a movie. He's gonna 2524 02:11:20.239 --> 02:11:23.960 be in a few he's like with with Oshae with O'Shane. 2525 02:11:24.279 --> 02:11:28.279 Uh yeah whatever whatever that Jackson. 2526 02:11:28.000 --> 02:11:33.880 Right, he's in a movie. He's I don't know, he's 2527 02:11:33.920 --> 02:11:37.159 in a movie just called plane Plane? 2528 02:11:37.199 --> 02:11:37.520 What is he? 2529 02:11:37.720 --> 02:11:40.319 Is he a plane in the movie? Like? Is he 2530 02:11:40.359 --> 02:11:46.520 a for Sparta? The plane? Their cover for it looks 2531 02:11:46.640 --> 02:11:51.760 crazy because it looks almost a I generated it's him 2532 02:11:51.760 --> 02:11:58.159 and fucking Mike Colter. What the hell? What is that 2533 02:11:58.520 --> 02:12:02.199 is that? It's just some but it's it's uh, what's 2534 02:12:02.239 --> 02:12:06.800 that stupid? Uh? Uncharted? Well, I don't get it. What's happening? Yeah, 2535 02:12:06.840 --> 02:12:11.359 I don't know. It's pilot Brodie Turrn saves passengers from 2536 02:12:11.359 --> 02:12:14.760 a lightning strike by making a risky landing on a 2537 02:12:14.800 --> 02:12:17.760 war torn island, only to find that the surviving island. 2538 02:12:17.800 --> 02:12:21.079 Surviving the island was just the beginning. When dangerous rebels 2539 02:12:21.119 --> 02:12:24.960 take most of the passengers hoste, the only person Torrents 2540 02:12:25.000 --> 02:12:29.039 can count on for help is Luise Gaspare and accused 2541 02:12:29.079 --> 02:12:32.359 the murderer who is being transported by the He's Louise, 2542 02:12:33.520 --> 02:12:35.680 that's a quol. That's a dope premise. Actually is he is? 2543 02:12:35.720 --> 02:12:43.119 He He's Luise got Spade or whatever. I maybe he's 2544 02:12:43.199 --> 02:12:46.479 the pilot. He's the pilot. He's the pilot. I guess 2545 02:12:46.560 --> 02:12:49.680 my culture not Luke Cage, is it? No? Yeah, Luke 2546 02:12:49.720 --> 02:12:54.279 Cage are his name? My culture? Yeah? I know that 2547 02:12:54.319 --> 02:12:56.560 because he played Locke in Halo five and he had 2548 02:12:56.560 --> 02:12:59.640 such a terrible voice performance that they recasted his voice. Yeah, 2549 02:13:02.439 --> 02:13:05.920 they retested his voice in the game, which is crazy. 2550 02:13:05.960 --> 02:13:07.680 They did that in Mortal Kombat. But I feel like 2551 02:13:07.680 --> 02:13:10.359 they're doing that on purpose. Now I feel I like. 2552 02:13:11.920 --> 02:13:14.600 They definitely do that almost like how bad her voice act. 2553 02:13:14.800 --> 02:13:16.880 They're doing it on purpose, then I can enjoy it. 2554 02:13:16.880 --> 02:13:18.800 It's more of a like, dude, know. 2555 02:13:20.319 --> 02:13:24.479 He's my culture is a terrible voice actor. It's just 2556 02:13:26.039 --> 02:13:29.119 as bad as the right two K fifteen. You've heard those, right, 2557 02:13:31.680 --> 02:13:34.720 He's on the He's in the same echelon. Man like 2558 02:13:35.319 --> 02:13:38.560 he if if if that is like if on a 2559 02:13:38.600 --> 02:13:41.960 tier list, Let's say, like if that NBA voice acting 2560 02:13:42.039 --> 02:13:47.279 is f He's like high ea, okay, alright, well damn 2561 02:13:47.520 --> 02:13:49.800 Like it's it's a really bad like and you can see. 2562 02:13:50.039 --> 02:13:52.560 So if anybody's curious this is like mega dirty and 2563 02:13:52.640 --> 02:13:58.119 very specific. But he plays lock in in specifically like 2564 02:13:58.159 --> 02:14:01.279 he's the face of Lock and Halo five. But if 2565 02:14:01.319 --> 02:14:05.920 you play Halo two Anniversary, they have special bookend cut 2566 02:14:05.920 --> 02:14:07.880 scenes at the beginning and at the end that tie 2567 02:14:07.880 --> 02:14:10.800 it into five because it was like marketing material where 2568 02:14:11.079 --> 02:14:15.760 he plays Lock in those cut scenes and he's talking. 2569 02:14:16.279 --> 02:14:17.920 What makes it so bad is that he's talking to 2570 02:14:18.000 --> 02:14:21.520 Keith David and both of the scenes, So not only 2571 02:14:21.600 --> 02:14:24.640 is he not good, but he's sharing the screen with 2572 02:14:24.880 --> 02:14:28.840 like God, an infinitely better actor to the point where 2573 02:14:28.880 --> 02:14:31.359 it's comical. But if you guys want to look up 2574 02:14:31.920 --> 02:14:37.159 just the comparisons, it's hilarious how bad it is. Yep, 2575 02:14:37.560 --> 02:14:39.359 because it's it's like how you would act. It's like 2576 02:14:39.359 --> 02:14:41.119 how any any of us would act. 2577 02:14:41.560 --> 02:14:44.520 Just like, hmmm, that's he's not I just wonder like 2578 02:14:45.560 --> 02:14:49.840 why don't, like, hey, can you not do that? Just 2579 02:14:49.960 --> 02:14:53.640 keep like hey, man, I'm going to It's like say, 2580 02:14:53.680 --> 02:14:56.520 when I want somebody to uh, when I want somebody 2581 02:14:56.520 --> 02:14:58.119 and when I'm working with somebody and I want them 2582 02:14:58.119 --> 02:15:01.399 to sing something specifically, I will do it and I'm like, 2583 02:15:01.560 --> 02:15:04.079 this is how I want you to sound. Now go 2584 02:15:05.319 --> 02:15:09.159 and I feel like that should be an a easy 2585 02:15:09.199 --> 02:15:11.640 way to get somebody to get to where you can 2586 02:15:11.760 --> 02:15:16.600 tolerate their performance. I guess it's like, hey, this emphasis, this, intonation, 2587 02:15:17.039 --> 02:15:19.399 this this, I'm gonna do it. Now you do it, 2588 02:15:19.680 --> 02:15:25.439 and they're like, let's go, we gotta hype up the team. 2589 02:15:25.640 --> 02:15:30.640 Fam dude, it's all right, it's it's it's not a 2590 02:15:30.720 --> 02:15:31.560 voice actor. 2591 02:15:31.319 --> 02:15:38.800 Master Chief is here. Let's go get them. Let's hey, anyway, 2592 02:15:39.359 --> 02:15:41.239 let's move on. Let's uh, let's read our. 2593 02:15:41.199 --> 02:15:43.079 Names and get the hell out. 2594 02:15:45.640 --> 02:15:47.920 We're gonna read the names of our twenty five dollars patrons. 2595 02:15:47.920 --> 02:15:50.079 Wheneber you can go over to patreon dot com, slash 2596 02:15:50.119 --> 02:15:52.760 the snark tank, early ad, free access, all that stuff, 2597 02:15:52.800 --> 02:15:57.079 exclusive extra AMMO episodes that we only post four patrons. 2598 02:15:57.239 --> 02:16:01.600 Go over there, be gay, give us a like comment, 2599 02:16:01.760 --> 02:16:04.600 all that bullshit. I don't like doing call to actions. 2600 02:16:04.680 --> 02:16:07.119 I think call to actions are stupid, but they work. 2601 02:16:07.840 --> 02:16:10.159 I don't understand how they work. I don't understand why 2602 02:16:10.159 --> 02:16:12.880 they work, but they work. Gay, That's what I'm doing. 2603 02:16:12.920 --> 02:16:15.840 He kay, gay kay, and gay. So if you don't 2604 02:16:15.880 --> 02:16:17.439 like hearing this, don't don't take it up with me. 2605 02:16:17.560 --> 02:16:20.920 Take it up with the human brain better like hearing 2606 02:16:20.920 --> 02:16:23.199 it and how it apparently works. But you better like 2607 02:16:23.239 --> 02:16:23.680 hearing it. 2608 02:16:23.800 --> 02:16:26.479 Okay, if you don't like hearing it, subscribes, you don't 2609 02:16:26.479 --> 02:16:27.319 have to hear it no more. 2610 02:16:28.840 --> 02:16:34.520 Well, still, you would hear it early early without doing 2611 02:16:34.559 --> 02:16:35.440 it as much anymore. 2612 02:16:36.639 --> 02:16:38.959 Yeah, maybe we would have less call to actions if 2613 02:16:39.520 --> 02:16:43.879 if n you that listen, sign up to our Patreon. 2614 02:16:44.719 --> 02:16:48.120 You silly treat dwellers just a dollar, just a dollar? 2615 02:16:48.239 --> 02:16:51.319 You do you really need a dollar? A dollar, sir, 2616 02:16:51.760 --> 02:16:54.760 you don't need a dollar. You don't need that. What 2617 02:16:54.840 --> 02:16:58.159 is that? That's that's less than your fucking HBO package 2618 02:16:58.159 --> 02:17:02.399 you got or whatever. Give me your fucking doesn't have anything. 2619 02:17:03.159 --> 02:17:07.680 Max has the last of us Big, We have gay. 2620 02:17:08.879 --> 02:17:12.079 They have Tom Sweeney, have a live action Tom Sweeney 2621 02:17:12.280 --> 02:17:14.600 and a lot of homophobic jokes. 2622 02:17:15.920 --> 02:17:21.239 All right, calm me down. Three one. Tim Wallt's assassinated 2623 02:17:21.319 --> 02:17:23.600 Jeffrey e f seen while Bernie Sanders watched approvingly. When 2624 02:17:23.680 --> 02:17:26.000 is Obama coming on the podcast? And will he drone 2625 02:17:26.000 --> 02:17:30.559 strike a hospital live on air? Queath Man fartingh front 2626 02:17:30.559 --> 02:17:34.280 farting justice upon villainy Sween is just Chris in his 2627 02:17:34.479 --> 02:17:38.799 in his uzaru form that's insane. The great he's so disrespectful. 2628 02:17:39.239 --> 02:17:44.040 That is fucking crazy. That is so I forgot that 2629 02:17:44.040 --> 02:17:46.000 that's that was even what that was called. I didn't know. 2630 02:17:48.799 --> 02:17:51.479 Race Wars episode three, Revenge of the Spick Joe Bamna 2631 02:17:52.000 --> 02:17:54.159 how the little piggies will grunt when they hear how 2632 02:17:54.159 --> 02:17:56.879 the old boar has suffered. My dick makes the halo 2633 02:17:57.000 --> 02:18:00.159 shield recharge sound effect as it gets hard. That's dope. 2634 02:18:00.559 --> 02:18:04.440 Absolutely that if I if this was cyberpunk, you best 2635 02:18:04.479 --> 02:18:11.159 believe Cerberus Media group bankrolled by breepers today, smashing gay 2636 02:18:11.200 --> 02:18:16.360 Pumpkins be like penetration, dirty penis lubrication on myself. I 2637 02:18:16.399 --> 02:18:21.239 fuck brothers, Women's zero thrust myself into something. Actually I don't. 2638 02:18:21.280 --> 02:18:22.600 I'm not a Smashing Pumpkins guy. 2639 02:18:22.639 --> 02:18:24.840 Actually, actually I've listened to them before, but I don't 2640 02:18:24.840 --> 02:18:25.920 really know them too well. 2641 02:18:26.159 --> 02:18:29.559 I don't think i've ever They're pretty good. I it's 2642 02:18:29.600 --> 02:18:31.639 not that I don't like them. It's just like I 2643 02:18:31.719 --> 02:18:35.680 genuinely somehow feel like I've just not naturally come across 2644 02:18:35.719 --> 02:18:39.479 them in any way that has made me curious. Despite 2645 02:18:39.600 --> 02:18:42.000 all my rings, I don't think I've ever still just didn't. 2646 02:18:43.159 --> 02:18:44.920 That's the only one in a case, that's the only 2647 02:18:44.920 --> 02:18:48.600 one that I know. No, you know nineteen seventy nine, 2648 02:18:48.639 --> 02:18:56.959 every night, what's that up? Suck cock nineteen seven nine. 2649 02:18:58.040 --> 02:19:04.280 I'm gay, I love I'm gay. I know you've heard 2650 02:19:04.280 --> 02:19:08.120 that Major Lee. Maybe maybe if I heard it, I 2651 02:19:08.159 --> 02:19:10.120 would recognize it. But the way what you're doing right 2652 02:19:10.159 --> 02:19:15.280 now rings zero bells, you're not helping at all. What 2653 02:19:15.319 --> 02:19:22.040 about tonight? Tonight? You know you know I'm gonna stop. 2654 02:19:22.079 --> 02:19:24.079 I'm just gonna it's not gonna it's not gonna help. 2655 02:19:24.559 --> 02:19:30.479 Major Lee, Major Lee, awesome, Penis Grippin' uh playing cyberpunk 2656 02:19:30.520 --> 02:19:34.639 for the first time. Enjoy good Ship, Dutchess, Puckered, pink Man, 2657 02:19:34.680 --> 02:19:37.360 pussy Vaughan of the Dead, that's wild. Sweeney is right 2658 02:19:37.399 --> 02:19:39.719 on most topics around. I had Asian If hung Metro, 2659 02:19:39.920 --> 02:19:43.719 don't fuck you, He's gonna suck you. Uh My penis 2660 02:19:43.760 --> 02:19:47.479 looks like a little mouse's nose. Swen on the FBI 2661 02:19:47.600 --> 02:19:52.239 q uh plus watchless for a homophobic joke. If you 2662 02:19:52.319 --> 02:19:56.719 like baby metal, check listen to hanniby Uh. Anyways, did 2663 02:19:56.760 --> 02:20:00.799 he Dune? Did it? Did he Blair White? Canonically Alex Jones. 2664 02:20:00.840 --> 02:20:03.040 Next time you think you can't do something. Always remember 2665 02:20:03.040 --> 02:20:05.000 that every right winger on Earth became an expert on 2666 02:20:05.040 --> 02:20:09.719 Haitian culture in just a few days. What the second 2667 02:20:09.719 --> 02:20:12.520 coming of miguela Hair's transmits supposed to the xenomorph in 2668 02:20:12.600 --> 02:20:16.360 the audience revealing itself by using dick, by using the 2669 02:20:16.399 --> 02:20:23.280 dick on its human suit like a zipper, Derek using 2670 02:20:23.440 --> 02:20:29.680 dumb kunt contextually correct swoon dead in this classroom, the 2671 02:20:29.719 --> 02:20:32.719 gunshots don't dismiss you. Jack the world's fastest Maori playing 2672 02:20:33.319 --> 02:20:38.559 fifty paying fifty and New Zealand dollars. I assume a 2673 02:20:38.639 --> 02:20:41.159 month to only change the last part of my name 2674 02:20:41.200 --> 02:20:45.600 and have Sweeney read it wrong. If y'all were Alvin 2675 02:20:45.600 --> 02:20:47.840 and the Chipmunks, Derek would be Simon because of how 2676 02:20:47.879 --> 02:20:52.760 badly I want to fuck him big meaty steaks. That's 2677 02:20:52.760 --> 02:20:55.600 so crazy. Might you may have invaded my mind in 2678 02:20:55.680 --> 02:20:58.760 my body. But there's one thing. A seal always keeps 2679 02:20:59.479 --> 02:21:00.319 his baby baby. 2680 02:21:02.239 --> 02:21:04.000 I don't know if I get this one, because like 2681 02:21:04.000 --> 02:21:07.000 he's madging seal, but he's also seals baby's getting bashed, 2682 02:21:09.600 --> 02:21:11.920 or or maybe he that's a lot of baby in 2683 02:21:11.959 --> 02:21:12.520 a divorce. 2684 02:21:12.559 --> 02:21:18.319 He kept his kid. I'm not sure. Look, I'm not 2685 02:21:18.360 --> 02:21:19.840 gonna look. I'm not gonna pretend like I know a 2686 02:21:19.840 --> 02:21:21.680 lot about Seal Lore. I just think Seal is a 2687 02:21:21.680 --> 02:21:23.200 funny name for a person. I think he's like an 2688 02:21:23.239 --> 02:21:25.120 interesting looking guy, and I just think the concept of 2689 02:21:25.120 --> 02:21:28.479 a margin seal is funny. I don't know anything about him. 2690 02:21:28.639 --> 02:21:30.440 I don't know what his last name is. I don't 2691 02:21:30.440 --> 02:21:34.879 know who he's married. His name is no, it's fucking not. 2692 02:21:35.000 --> 02:21:38.920 His name is not fucking the Brickshaw Seals. 2693 02:21:38.959 --> 02:21:41.360 His name is double Seal, actually double Seal. 2694 02:21:42.159 --> 02:21:45.200 He's s s man. He rocks that Hugo Bossa says 2695 02:21:45.239 --> 02:21:48.559 ship too. It's pretty dope. You've never seen him perform, 2696 02:21:48.680 --> 02:21:50.120 so you don't know if I'm telling truth or not. 2697 02:21:51.280 --> 02:21:54.280 Baby, Baby, my last name is ceiling, so is my 2698 02:21:54.399 --> 02:21:55.319 first name? 2699 02:21:58.079 --> 02:22:00.079 That you that fucking do you? Guys remember that he 2700 02:22:00.159 --> 02:22:02.520 and Peel Sketch where they were doing the college names. Yeah, 2701 02:22:02.840 --> 02:22:03.639 high school names. 2702 02:22:04.000 --> 02:22:07.360 I still think about Tron Duke Marriott. I still think 2703 02:22:07.360 --> 02:22:09.399 about that ship like. 2704 02:22:09.520 --> 02:22:12.200 Carp Duke Marry. It's great. There was one that was 2705 02:22:12.239 --> 02:22:20.879 like something fact fac Terri Trix, Oh damn it, that 2706 02:22:21.319 --> 02:22:28.120 Terrick Fact, Marius Marius Tera Tricks or something. Yeah, that's right. 2707 02:22:28.200 --> 02:22:30.239 That was a key So that one right, that was 2708 02:22:30.280 --> 02:22:35.239 a yeah yeah La Carpatron Duke Mary. It's so fucking good. 2709 02:22:35.440 --> 02:22:36.200 I love it. 2710 02:22:36.280 --> 02:22:39.520 I think I still genuinely think the skit where he 2711 02:22:39.639 --> 02:22:42.200 was like someone asked gay, but really is someone actually 2712 02:22:42.280 --> 02:22:44.399 really is gay and it's like me, I think that 2713 02:22:44.559 --> 02:22:47.360 is actually one of the most iconic moments in the 2714 02:22:47.399 --> 02:22:51.120 skit on television. It's really because the way he just 2715 02:22:51.319 --> 02:22:55.079 freezes and looks at everybody is so perfect. 2716 02:22:55.200 --> 02:22:58.239 You guys remember the perfect moment, the way it ends 2717 02:22:58.239 --> 02:23:02.159 where he's like, I wrote that one. So it's so good. 2718 02:23:02.239 --> 02:23:02.680 I think it's. 2719 02:23:02.760 --> 02:23:04.879 Oh my God, shout out to that show. It then 2720 02:23:04.920 --> 02:23:05.639 did way too. 2721 02:23:05.520 --> 02:23:10.399 Soon mass Effect three music in one of those skits. Yeah, No, 2722 02:23:10.559 --> 02:23:12.479 it was the one where the guy he couldn't laugh 2723 02:23:13.000 --> 02:23:15.479 like he had. He kept like holding it in, so 2724 02:23:15.600 --> 02:23:19.520 it was uh uh like uh they were hanging out, 2725 02:23:19.559 --> 02:23:22.239 that they're hanging out, and then they were cracking jokes 2726 02:23:22.239 --> 02:23:24.040 and dude was acting weird because he's trying to hold 2727 02:23:24.079 --> 02:23:26.399 in his laughter. And the reason he can't laugh when 2728 02:23:26.440 --> 02:23:29.520 he actually lets it in the their fucking like brains 2729 02:23:29.559 --> 02:23:31.680 start bleeding. He lets up this crazy streak and it 2730 02:23:31.760 --> 02:23:34.159 basically kills them and that was the reason why he 2731 02:23:34.200 --> 02:23:36.879 was trying not to laugh. And when that shit happens, 2732 02:23:37.120 --> 02:23:40.399 it's like the sad music that the opening of mass 2733 02:23:40.399 --> 02:23:42.399 Effect three, when the kid gets killed, like you know, 2734 02:23:42.440 --> 02:23:45.120 the thing goes down and like and you hear like 2735 02:23:45.159 --> 02:23:48.639 the Reaper like that starts playing and I was like, 2736 02:23:49.000 --> 02:23:51.239 what fucking mass effect fan put this in here? 2737 02:23:51.280 --> 02:23:54.879 This is crazy, that's so fucking that's so funny. Mass 2738 02:23:54.879 --> 02:23:57.000 Effect audio is used in a lot of things. Actually, 2739 02:23:57.000 --> 02:24:00.120 like there's like I can't remember, but like I it 2740 02:24:00.200 --> 02:24:02.319 might have been just like a probably like a video 2741 02:24:02.399 --> 02:24:05.680 essay that I was watching or something, but like I 2742 02:24:05.719 --> 02:24:10.040 remember specifically like seeing mass effect sourced into credits for 2743 02:24:10.159 --> 02:24:13.879 like sound design on some some project. That was like, 2744 02:24:13.879 --> 02:24:16.559 oh what the fuck. There's definitely a lot of really 2745 02:24:17.040 --> 02:24:20.600 map A lot of people use the dude. I love 2746 02:24:20.639 --> 02:24:24.680 that the Galaxy map is perfect background like YouTube video, 2747 02:24:24.479 --> 02:24:28.120 but it is perfect for every Like I love that 2748 02:24:28.120 --> 02:24:33.280 that sounds trash. That's track specifically Big Meaty Stinks, uh 2749 02:24:34.639 --> 02:24:36.239 Andy the man Who's Handies and I eight here but 2750 02:24:36.280 --> 02:24:42.079 not as Dandy, I beat Lucy Beyond Damn, Let's go 2751 02:24:42.600 --> 02:24:45.639 every Day Jesus every day in my sheets. He here 2752 02:24:45.639 --> 02:24:49.000 gluck cluck, cluck cluck. Heath Smoker, Magnegro in his metal 2753 02:24:49.000 --> 02:24:55.959 do rag pop in Professor's Xanax gigs, Sleeves Todgers, Captain 2754 02:24:56.399 --> 02:24:58.200 anal Erotica, The Gay Avenger. 2755 02:24:58.239 --> 02:25:05.959 I don't sleeves, todd I don't understand like. 2756 02:25:07.360 --> 02:25:11.840 Captain anal Erotica the Gay Event. There's a lot of Look, 2757 02:25:11.879 --> 02:25:17.639 you're stretching a lot fair there you go dick so 2758 02:25:17.680 --> 02:25:19.600 hard and made the metal detector go off. I nine 2759 02:25:19.600 --> 02:25:21.799 on his eleven, So we ain't never forget Google carp 2760 02:25:21.920 --> 02:25:24.879 lips and tell me you ain't fucking what is it? 2761 02:25:26.639 --> 02:25:32.399 Carp carp lips. No, I don't want that, dude. Let's 2762 02:25:32.399 --> 02:25:39.360 see see if it's enticing. It's not. It's not, Yeah, 2763 02:25:39.440 --> 02:25:45.040 it's not. I don't want to fish dude. I just don't. Yeah, 2764 02:25:45.239 --> 02:25:46.879 I don't want to fucking fishy. That's why the Little 2765 02:25:46.879 --> 02:25:55.000 Mermaid never landed. Scream blast, energy of a mime, shattered silence, Uh, 2766 02:25:55.360 --> 02:25:58.680 Kevin Durant's feet Timpoole takes money from Big Beanie relinquishy 2767 02:25:58.719 --> 02:26:00.680 contents of you pockets bread or that shall chef a 2768 02:26:00.680 --> 02:26:04.479 mana mister pants Sweeney fisting himself until it comes out 2769 02:26:04.479 --> 02:26:08.319 of his mouth, saying it's a Caribbean thing. Seize j 2770 02:26:08.520 --> 02:26:12.959 the Dorrito Pope. They call me the cop Concords bad 2771 02:26:13.000 --> 02:26:16.879 fur day, Uh cardboard pie spumba futters courage, the cowardly 2772 02:26:16.920 --> 02:26:23.120 dog versus a Haitian immigrant, jolly old dipshit is good, 2773 02:26:23.600 --> 02:26:32.680 orphan of k, orphan of Cosby cipher graph, Harris versus Clinton, 2774 02:26:32.799 --> 02:26:34.719 squirt off Jesus Christ. 2775 02:26:35.200 --> 02:26:37.799 In the nineties, I would have watched that. 2776 02:26:38.200 --> 02:26:39.280 Uh yeah, I guess so. 2777 02:26:39.520 --> 02:26:41.319 In nineties I would have watched that for sure. But 2778 02:26:41.399 --> 02:26:42.559 this is gonna be a good watch. 2779 02:26:43.200 --> 02:26:47.200 I'm the very model of a scientist, solarian nice, the 2780 02:26:49.639 --> 02:26:55.159 good ship and love a scientist. Alliary, you you telling 2781 02:26:55.239 --> 02:26:58.159 me babies, you're telling me babies found this oil Hunter 2782 02:26:58.239 --> 02:27:03.040 du Boise minus gear plus Halo plus Catholicism equals Oh, 2783 02:27:03.120 --> 02:27:07.639 Gears plus Halo plus Catholicism equals forty k brother. Yeah, dude, 2784 02:27:07.639 --> 02:27:10.639 I'm excited to get back, like it's on my epic 2785 02:27:10.719 --> 02:27:13.040 account on my PC back home, and I'm fucking excited 2786 02:27:13.079 --> 02:27:16.799 to get back and do it. I'm gay by Frank 2787 02:27:17.000 --> 02:27:25.360 Gaynatra du gay figure something you can do with like 2788 02:27:25.399 --> 02:27:29.360 sinat like like sinning, sin like. It's a sin to 2789 02:27:29.399 --> 02:27:32.600 be gay, like a sins. There's something I'm too lazy 2790 02:27:32.639 --> 02:27:36.280 to figure it out. What's up, homo, dude, I'm coming 2791 02:27:36.360 --> 02:27:38.879 into you. I'm a fuck you're tight bussy, I'm a 2792 02:27:38.920 --> 02:27:41.959 homo dude, penis, I love you. What's up, homo dude? 2793 02:27:42.200 --> 02:27:44.440 Hey dude, you may be hard. Kiss my penis and 2794 02:27:44.479 --> 02:27:54.600 make it better. The Gatles, Hey there you got. Hey dude, 2795 02:27:54.920 --> 02:28:03.360 you made me hard, Kiss my pen and make it better. 2796 02:28:04.280 --> 02:28:11.200 Nice by the bye, The Gatles, the Gatles. It didn't 2797 02:28:11.280 --> 02:28:12.680 hit It didn't hit me what the fun out was 2798 02:28:12.760 --> 02:28:14.879 even reading it. I think it should be wetter tho, 2799 02:28:16.520 --> 02:28:18.079 it should be wetter to. Yeah, that's what that was 2800 02:28:18.079 --> 02:28:21.639 my thought. Pretty good. Don't like that? Hey, dude, not bad. 2801 02:28:21.680 --> 02:28:24.920 It's something I hate the name. You wouldn't know what 2802 02:28:24.959 --> 02:28:26.079 it is just by hearing that. 2803 02:28:26.079 --> 02:28:31.440 You're like the Gatles, the Little Gay Beatles, Little Gay Beetles, Little. 2804 02:28:31.159 --> 02:28:34.319 Gay Beatles, The Rise Against the Use for Straight Mens, Smitchy, 2805 02:28:34.399 --> 02:28:41.040 the Kid Guns and Rosa Parks, Uh Poopy Possum, Shannon 2806 02:28:41.120 --> 02:28:43.319 Sharp Railing someone live on I g no way I'm 2807 02:28:43.319 --> 02:28:46.239 hanging out with a couple of video demographics as a 2808 02:28:46.280 --> 02:28:48.680 gay mom of five instead of gay homeless age. 2809 02:28:49.680 --> 02:29:02.040 Uh yeah, anime, dude, he was hurt, that's it's crazy. 2810 02:29:02.559 --> 02:29:05.600 He was putting a beating on her, internally dogged. I 2811 02:29:05.639 --> 02:29:09.159 was like, this girl needs help from somebody else's not me. 2812 02:29:10.840 --> 02:29:15.840 British people come then, be like what sold? I fall 2813 02:29:15.879 --> 02:29:19.159 asleep to N word compilations I show speech joined the 2814 02:29:19.200 --> 02:29:22.719 ira A listening to Anne Hathaway saying the N word, 2815 02:29:24.520 --> 02:29:27.159 singing Tupac's how you how do you want it? I 2816 02:29:27.200 --> 02:29:32.200 still haven't seen that transferm Gremblin. You baron huge Dick 2817 02:29:32.319 --> 02:29:38.760 von long Schlang name, that's good, Baron huge Dick von 2818 02:29:38.879 --> 02:29:42.959 long Schlang. That's great. Uh Craig the Canadian Sweeney's fat 2819 02:29:43.000 --> 02:29:47.760 and retarded. They that can't read for ship get glasses? 2820 02:29:47.760 --> 02:29:50.840 All right? Well, first of all, you said Sweeney is 2821 02:29:50.920 --> 02:29:55.079 fat and retarded that can't read for ship. Yeah, clean, dismount, 2822 02:29:55.840 --> 02:29:58.920 You've gotta what you wanted to say is Sweeney is 2823 02:29:58.920 --> 02:30:01.879 a fat retard that can't read for show? Who can't read? 2824 02:30:01.959 --> 02:30:07.280 Who can't read? Who can't we can't read? Yeah, it's. 2825 02:30:09.000 --> 02:30:12.440 So you just you just fucking swung slip and shut 2826 02:30:12.520 --> 02:30:14.239 it'self in the mouth, fucking tarred. 2827 02:30:16.799 --> 02:30:19.079 They'rek sacrificing three years of his life trying to open 2828 02:30:19.079 --> 02:30:22.600 that one Starbucks bottle. I dreamed I watched a four 2829 02:30:22.639 --> 02:30:25.120 hour or YouTube tutorial of Willem Dafoe showing you how 2830 02:30:25.159 --> 02:30:28.440 to change a wagon's wheel, but the horse was hitch. 2831 02:30:30.879 --> 02:30:33.520 It's fucking insane. So I saw this video on Twitter. 2832 02:30:33.559 --> 02:30:34.920 I don't know if this is real. Did you see this? 2833 02:30:35.520 --> 02:30:38.879 It was somebody saying I didn't. I just learned today 2834 02:30:38.920 --> 02:30:45.000 that horses foam or horses sweat is foamy. Horses, I 2835 02:30:45.000 --> 02:30:49.479 don't like they sweat. I don't know sweat like the 2836 02:30:49.520 --> 02:30:52.159 way that the way that they sweat is like foamy 2837 02:30:52.319 --> 02:30:53.079 like it like ladden. 2838 02:30:53.200 --> 02:30:55.319 Well, dogs sweat too, but they sweat through their tongues. 2839 02:30:56.639 --> 02:30:58.319 That's not what anybody's talking about. 2840 02:30:58.319 --> 02:31:00.639 Well, they like I think everything sweats sweat. I think 2841 02:31:00.680 --> 02:31:04.520 everything sweats is dogs. Well, no, they're not sweat through 2842 02:31:04.559 --> 02:31:07.959 their tongues. They relieve heat my panting, that's what they do. 2843 02:31:08.000 --> 02:31:09.200 It's not sweating. 2844 02:31:08.760 --> 02:31:16.399 Exactly, that's there. It is their sweat equivalent. Like apparently 2845 02:31:16.440 --> 02:31:20.079 like yeah, apparently horses like literally like their sweat is 2846 02:31:20.200 --> 02:31:23.159 phony and like it's like, but I don't know if 2847 02:31:23.159 --> 02:31:24.799 that's true or not. I saw it on Twitter. I'm 2848 02:31:24.799 --> 02:31:27.079 not saying it's real. I'm just saying it was disturbing 2849 02:31:27.479 --> 02:31:29.319 and it would be weird for them. It would be 2850 02:31:29.319 --> 02:31:30.200 a weird thing to face. 2851 02:31:30.280 --> 02:31:34.399 Oh no, dogs actually do sweat. They sweat through their 2852 02:31:34.440 --> 02:31:36.360 noses and their pads of their feet. 2853 02:31:36.520 --> 02:31:37.079 Actually they do. 2854 02:31:37.920 --> 02:31:41.000 They do sweat. Yeah, they do sweat through the pads 2855 02:31:41.000 --> 02:31:41.440 of their feet. 2856 02:31:41.479 --> 02:31:48.479 Actually, dude, it looks like, are you see what I'm seeing. 2857 02:31:50.760 --> 02:31:52.840 It's hard for me to trust anything that I see 2858 02:31:52.879 --> 02:31:55.920 on the internet now because that seems like one of 2859 02:31:55.920 --> 02:31:58.239 those things that's like, yeah, why would I know how real? 2860 02:31:58.319 --> 02:31:59.440 I think it's just the. 2861 02:31:59.079 --> 02:32:03.120 Like owners coming on horses and saying it's sweat. Oh yeah, 2862 02:32:04.239 --> 02:32:06.680 I don't know. I'm not busting by horses. 2863 02:32:06.719 --> 02:32:10.000 It was upsetting. It was it was upsetting to see 2864 02:32:10.159 --> 02:32:13.159 and consider as reality for as briefly as I did. 2865 02:32:13.239 --> 02:32:15.239 Oh no, I'm getting some AI ones where there's just 2866 02:32:15.360 --> 02:32:20.159 fucking just bitch is fobed like crazy stupid. 2867 02:32:21.559 --> 02:32:25.680 Uh three x oh. Letting the three musct dumb asses 2868 02:32:25.719 --> 02:32:27.879 know that the suffix file means that it means that 2869 02:32:27.959 --> 02:32:31.000 you like something. It's the opposite of phobia, the uphoric 2870 02:32:31.079 --> 02:32:33.319 feeling from being on h R T for seven making 2871 02:32:33.399 --> 02:32:35.959 a shrink from six inches erect to four inches erect. 2872 02:32:35.959 --> 02:32:39.600 What are you watching, dude? It looks like I don't 2873 02:32:39.600 --> 02:32:41.719 know if that's true. That's like it is. 2874 02:32:42.399 --> 02:32:45.200 It's it's like she's it's she's like squeezing the horse. 2875 02:32:46.079 --> 02:32:48.520 It looks like it's getting ready for a shave, like 2876 02:32:48.559 --> 02:32:50.280 it's got like fucking yeah. 2877 02:32:51.079 --> 02:32:53.440 Like I don't know somebody who's uh, I don't know. 2878 02:32:53.479 --> 02:32:57.520 Maybe a horse girl listens show they can ride in 2879 02:32:57.559 --> 02:33:00.799 and I want so bad. When I was younger, Oh 2880 02:33:00.840 --> 02:33:05.920 my god, you're weird. You're such a You're wanted a 2881 02:33:05.959 --> 02:33:08.719 pony man. I thought they were cool. You are a 2882 02:33:08.719 --> 02:33:09.559 little white person. 2883 02:33:09.719 --> 02:33:11.559 I'm not at heart and just wanted the ponies. 2884 02:33:12.559 --> 02:33:20.479 You are like horses they do. My family has horses. 2885 02:33:21.319 --> 02:33:24.760 Mexicans love horses because they love cowboys. Well yeah, but 2886 02:33:24.840 --> 02:33:26.760 what do you call in freaking Puerto Rico. My uncle's 2887 02:33:26.799 --> 02:33:31.200 and aunt love horses. They nigga, But I'm part that 2888 02:33:31.280 --> 02:33:35.879 doesn't matter, so I like it. I remembering Americans like 2889 02:33:35.920 --> 02:33:36.680 you know, like Tolo's. 2890 02:33:36.760 --> 02:33:42.639 They don't fucking want to be cowboys. I know plenty 2891 02:33:42.680 --> 02:33:46.840 of Mexican Americans that love cowboys, but I'm they're Americanized 2892 02:33:46.879 --> 02:33:49.319 and don't want to be cowboy. It is plenty you're 2893 02:33:49.319 --> 02:33:54.120 an Americans, plenty plenty of Mexicans boys, you know, twenty plus. 2894 02:33:54.040 --> 02:33:58.440 Fifteen probably genuinely yeah, he knows, not super close to them, 2895 02:33:58.440 --> 02:33:58.920 but I know. 2896 02:34:01.520 --> 02:34:11.639 That Mexicans pretty much live with five slurping. 2897 02:34:08.559 --> 02:34:12.479 Stroking, smoking, joking emoticons. Is going like this like a prayer. 2898 02:34:13.360 --> 02:34:16.840 U life is a queer orgy. Everyone must sucks some balls. 2899 02:34:17.639 --> 02:34:19.520 I hear you call me gay and then drill my 2900 02:34:19.559 --> 02:34:22.840 whole m h the dripful one. I wonder if Patreon 2901 02:34:22.879 --> 02:34:25.360 will let me say the N word. Obi wont to 2902 02:34:25.399 --> 02:34:28.239 blow me. I beat him off, suck his penis just 2903 02:34:28.239 --> 02:34:35.879 to show that I'm gay. Punished Venom Sheldon to fifty 2904 02:34:35.920 --> 02:34:40.760 cent blood in my piss, blood in my PiZZ. Evil 2905 02:34:40.760 --> 02:34:42.639 Sween says, I love the gays. You'll have to cast 2906 02:34:42.639 --> 02:34:45.680 divine intervention to remove my head from between shadow Heart's legs. 2907 02:34:46.159 --> 02:34:49.159 There's only one queer left. Good job taking all that 2908 02:34:49.280 --> 02:34:51.799 dick at my party, Daddy Sween x O x O 2909 02:34:51.840 --> 02:34:53.920 puff Daddy p s bring all bring the other two 2910 02:34:53.920 --> 02:34:58.959 next time. Wage Slay Five Brothers presents Vegeta's Galactic Food 2911 02:34:58.959 --> 02:35:02.000 review channel YouTube channel. Did you see did you see 2912 02:35:02.000 --> 02:35:05.319 that clip of him going around of P Diddy at 2913 02:35:05.840 --> 02:35:09.520 the commencement speech. Yeah, he's where he's talking about like 2914 02:35:09.680 --> 02:35:11.760 everybody in the old all the old people got to 2915 02:35:11.799 --> 02:35:13.680 turn up too. Ain't no party like a Diddy party? 2916 02:35:13.680 --> 02:35:17.479 And then he licks his fucking nobs. It's so bad. 2917 02:35:17.639 --> 02:35:20.399 It's so bad because there's so many dude. 2918 02:35:20.399 --> 02:35:22.920 I was watching Supernatural again and someone was like even 2919 02:35:23.000 --> 02:35:26.159 Supernatural new and it was like who loves money and 2920 02:35:26.200 --> 02:35:26.840 baby oil? 2921 02:35:26.959 --> 02:35:30.120 P Diddy? And I'm like, why did Jensen apcle. 2922 02:35:29.959 --> 02:35:33.440 Say that you seris not AI? Swear to god, I've 2923 02:35:33.479 --> 02:35:36.760 seen a lot of AI shit going around. There's actually 2924 02:35:36.799 --> 02:35:38.079 a look up up what is it? 2925 02:35:38.840 --> 02:35:40.719 That's like the AI stuff, where like where they would 2926 02:35:40.840 --> 02:35:44.280 they would take what is it like a Kanye song 2927 02:35:44.319 --> 02:35:46.639 and they would be like, in twenty twenty one, there 2928 02:35:46.639 --> 02:35:50.159 will be a pandemic and they were like, that's right now. 2929 02:35:50.200 --> 02:35:54.000 With Justin Bieber, there's thousands of people that believe that 2930 02:35:54.079 --> 02:35:58.319 he made a song about a Diddy party, and like, dude, yeah. 2931 02:35:58.200 --> 02:36:00.360 I know, like my mom told me at it and 2932 02:36:00.360 --> 02:36:02.639 I had to be like, Mom, that's not that's not 2933 02:36:02.879 --> 02:36:08.000 I promise you that's not real. Amazing God damn AI people. 2934 02:36:08.040 --> 02:36:12.159 Man, yeah, AI is fine age. 2935 02:36:12.559 --> 02:36:13.600 If you're over a certain age. 2936 02:36:13.639 --> 02:36:16.879 AI is and just happened to a Mark Hamill oh 2937 02:36:16.920 --> 02:36:20.159 and some city saw yeah. 2938 02:36:20.319 --> 02:36:22.799 Yeah. It was like it was like the the mom 2939 02:36:22.840 --> 02:36:24.559 with twins and it was like it was like an 2940 02:36:24.600 --> 02:36:27.360 AI generated mom holding twins. And then like then in 2941 02:36:27.440 --> 02:36:29.239 before so like the idea is like it's a young 2942 02:36:29.280 --> 02:36:31.200 mother with the twins on it, and then it like 2943 02:36:31.200 --> 02:36:33.479 skips ahead and it's an old woman with her son's 2944 02:36:33.520 --> 02:36:37.639 carrying her. But it was like clearly AI clearly like 2945 02:36:37.719 --> 02:36:39.639 so it was so clearly it's crazy. And then Mark 2946 02:36:39.639 --> 02:36:41.799 Hamill's like I love this or he put like a 2947 02:36:41.799 --> 02:36:46.479 heart exclamation points. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's he's just old. 2948 02:36:46.600 --> 02:36:49.280 It's not he's just old. He's getting up the I 2949 02:36:49.319 --> 02:36:50.680 think he's like seventy seven or something. 2950 02:36:50.719 --> 02:36:54.319 Now he's not young, like really not young, which is 2951 02:36:54.319 --> 02:36:59.719 insane to think about. Like he played Luke like like 2952 02:36:59.799 --> 02:37:00.079 I won. 2953 02:37:00.159 --> 02:37:02.799 If it's just that they can't see like because everything's 2954 02:37:02.840 --> 02:37:06.520 blurry in general, that like they can't see the finer details. 2955 02:37:06.040 --> 02:37:08.559 That make it obviously a well because I think about 2956 02:37:08.559 --> 02:37:12.159 this man. For whatever reason, when you're programmed a certain 2957 02:37:12.159 --> 02:37:14.239 way when you're growing up, it's so hard to like 2958 02:37:15.200 --> 02:37:17.040 get out of that program because you think about back 2959 02:37:17.040 --> 02:37:20.040 in the day, there was motherfuckers that saw the nineteen 2960 02:37:20.079 --> 02:37:24.079 thirtyeen cong and were terrified, and our eyes cannot believe 2961 02:37:24.200 --> 02:37:27.040 that people, anyone, will be terrified of that. So that's 2962 02:37:27.040 --> 02:37:29.280 how I feel, like how old people are when they 2963 02:37:29.280 --> 02:37:32.600 see I remember my parents. I remember my mom and 2964 02:37:32.639 --> 02:37:35.959 her partner seeing me play Resident Evil five in two 2965 02:37:35.959 --> 02:37:37.440 thousand and eight or two thousand nine and whatever that. 2966 02:37:37.440 --> 02:37:38.159 Fuck that was. 2967 02:37:38.559 --> 02:37:41.040 They're like, Jesus Christ, that looks so real, and I'm like, 2968 02:37:41.319 --> 02:37:43.440 what doesn't like looking at it? 2969 02:37:43.479 --> 02:37:47.319 I'm like, it looks good, But Mom, shut them. This 2970 02:37:47.600 --> 02:37:48.600 not what people do. 2971 02:37:48.639 --> 02:37:50.280 Not look Shut the fuck up, Mom, you don't know 2972 02:37:50.280 --> 02:37:51.079 what you're talking about. 2973 02:37:51.079 --> 02:37:53.520 Their hair. Shut the fuck That look like real hair 2974 02:37:53.639 --> 02:37:56.280 to you. I will say, like like, I will say, 2975 02:37:56.360 --> 02:38:01.239 like me and you mom, that first Resident Evil game, 2976 02:38:01.239 --> 02:38:03.600 the one with the terrible like zombie eating they in 2977 02:38:03.639 --> 02:38:04.079 the hallways. 2978 02:38:04.920 --> 02:38:09.799 Oh yeah, when I was five scene, I was feel me. 2979 02:38:11.200 --> 02:38:13.120 I honestly, it still creased me out a little bit, 2980 02:38:13.159 --> 02:38:16.000 to be honest. Even the opening there's an opening there's 2981 02:38:16.040 --> 02:38:17.719 like it's like a drawing and they're showing this one 2982 02:38:17.760 --> 02:38:19.639 like zombie that looks like he's kind of like looking 2983 02:38:19.719 --> 02:38:21.360 like it's there's something about. 2984 02:38:21.120 --> 02:38:22.239 It where I was like, this is kind of true. 2985 02:38:22.719 --> 02:38:24.879 Can't scare me because I feel like I would kill 2986 02:38:24.959 --> 02:38:27.920 so many like if I feel like they're not. 2987 02:38:27.959 --> 02:38:31.520 Hard if you played a Nightmare where you can't you 2988 02:38:31.520 --> 02:38:34.319 can only blow their heads off, meaning knife damage or 2989 02:38:34.360 --> 02:38:36.040 any other damage won't do anything to them. 2990 02:38:37.239 --> 02:38:38.399 The head of night Mode, I remember that. 2991 02:38:38.440 --> 02:38:41.799 Actually, NA was actually terrified to play because you're like, 2992 02:38:41.879 --> 02:38:42.479 but I feel. 2993 02:38:42.280 --> 02:38:45.799 Like Nightmare makes you better at the game, right, doesn't 2994 02:38:45.799 --> 02:38:46.360 it just make you? 2995 02:38:46.680 --> 02:38:51.239 It makes you great at playing the normal like versions 2996 02:38:51.319 --> 02:38:54.360 because you you can understand distance, you can manage you 2997 02:38:54.680 --> 02:38:56.440 shank and then you get a little distance and run 2998 02:38:56.520 --> 02:38:57.319 past them and ship. 2999 02:38:58.840 --> 02:39:03.079 What Spider Man sucking the mic? What is that? I 3000 02:39:03.079 --> 02:39:05.760 don't know. It looks like that's pounded by that mic 3001 02:39:05.840 --> 02:39:08.639 right now. I love this fucking I'm so glad I 3002 02:39:08.799 --> 02:39:12.559 kept this. This it's so fucking They used to make 3003 02:39:12.600 --> 02:39:15.879 toys so crazynbelievable. I think I bought it on here before. 3004 02:39:15.920 --> 02:39:18.239 Once before I said the dog, my dog chewed off 3005 02:39:18.559 --> 02:39:21.399 it started to nod the fucking fingers and ship and 3006 02:39:21.440 --> 02:39:22.159 like I was, I was. 3007 02:39:22.120 --> 02:39:27.879 So pissed, damn fucking asshole. But he's still like he's 3008 02:39:27.920 --> 02:39:30.879 even got his he's even got his articulating fingers. Can 3009 02:39:30.959 --> 02:39:32.360 you can you can fucking the fingers too? Give you 3010 02:39:32.399 --> 02:39:33.920 a shocker? Oh wow, that's cool. 3011 02:39:35.440 --> 02:39:36.879 A lot of them had a posible fingers. The two 3012 02:39:36.920 --> 02:39:38.440 middle fingers are posible for a lot of them. 3013 02:39:38.639 --> 02:39:41.239 This one, dude, these these SPI I swear to god, 3014 02:39:41.239 --> 02:39:44.000 the spider Man spider Man two movie toys were fucking 3015 02:39:44.840 --> 02:39:51.239 next level good, like unreasonable. I actually don't know, I 3016 02:39:51.239 --> 02:39:57.840 I that's a good question. Uh two billions first two 3017 02:39:57.879 --> 02:40:07.440 billion dollars Jamaican big Uh donk Donkerson, Uh oh oh 3018 02:40:07.520 --> 02:40:09.920 you it'd be a good cotton gumbaso MC. You're back 3019 02:40:09.920 --> 02:40:14.440 in a boogie de bitpo gade six. Jack Skellton walking 3020 02:40:14.799 --> 02:40:17.959 through the nine eleven holiday door. What's this? What's this? 3021 02:40:17.959 --> 02:40:21.879 This debris everywhere? What's this? U pp swen be like 3022 02:40:22.239 --> 02:40:24.319 the idea of forceful come is a Caribbean thing? 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