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Speaker 1: he's hey. Everybody, Welcome back to another episode of the
Speaker 1: Snark Tank Podcast featuring you boy, Chris Ragun, your other
Speaker 1: boy Tom Swinging, your other boy Derek uh some black
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Speaker 1: help us keep this operation a roll in. He is schizophrenic.
Speaker 1: I have seen I've seen him. I have seen Sweeney
Speaker 1: see things that are not there.
Speaker 2: I've seen you. You've seen me seeing the thing I'm seeing,
Speaker 2: and you see it also, No, I don't see it.
Speaker 1: I've never do.
Speaker 2: It's parasitic at that moment, I give it to you
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Contagious schizophrenia is that's a that's a wild think. I
Speaker 1: think it's real.
Speaker 2: I think isn't that what group psychosis?
Speaker 3: I feel like that's what cult members are like the
Speaker 3: like was it?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, kind of yeah that that what is it? That?
Speaker 1: That h group Pollo and like what that yeah, group
Speaker 1: of steria or mass hysteria? The what uh was it?
Speaker 1: You guys that I was talking to about about whether
Speaker 1: or not there are schizophrenic babies. Yes, yeah, yeah, was
Speaker 1: that on the show? Yeah? It was, Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure. I want to make
Speaker 1: sure we get that out so I want people to
Speaker 1: understand it's real. I've been thinking about that from what
Speaker 1: would it be? What would it be? What would even
Speaker 1: a lot of would be.
Speaker 3: Seeing a lot of switching psychotic wands and ship I.
Speaker 1: Don't know why and psychotic oh man. So yeah, we're
Speaker 1: record this a little bit out of schedule. I had
Speaker 1: to record Sacred a day early, and that kind of
Speaker 1: jumped into our into our slot this time because of
Speaker 1: the state of play and the PS five pro thing
Speaker 1: I gotten, I gotten. I got in the queue this
Speaker 1: morning to try and get my hands on that that
Speaker 1: one that styled like a PS one, the gray, that
Speaker 1: gray with like the multicolor buttons. But all the Scalpers
Speaker 1: got them. So all the Scalp and rooneyes it is
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, why even why I even try?
Speaker 1: Man? Yeah, I don't know. I gave it. I gave
Speaker 1: it a solid effort, you know, I figured like I
Speaker 1: might as well, Like I was actually kind of hoping
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't be able to get one because it's
Speaker 1: so much money like that, Like that bundle was like
Speaker 1: the bundle I think was like literally one thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: and so I was like, I'll give it a try
Speaker 1: because I do want the gray, but I really kind
Speaker 1: of hope it's not there so I can justify not
Speaker 1: having to not every ground is it's fucking crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean does come with like a bunch of other ship,
Speaker 1: but like I don't want to know too much. I
Speaker 1: was just gonna sell the other ship because it comes
Speaker 1: with like what is it that fucking you know that
Speaker 1: you know those like high end controllers that they keep
Speaker 1: trying to sell, like the Xbox Elite and then the
Speaker 1: Dual Sense Edge or whatever the custom like it comes
Speaker 1: with one of those and I really kind of don't
Speaker 1: like those. I like the weight of them, but everything
Speaker 1: else I kind of like, I just don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna fine tune my controller like I'm a
Speaker 1: fucking like I'm in the pit at like a Nascar.
Speaker 1: It seems so insane.
Speaker 3: Uh much much, it's a bit much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't need to get the maximum gameplay advantage.
Speaker 1: When you're playing the Last of Us you do? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you know, Last of what's gonna be
Speaker 3: at the next Evil.
Speaker 1: That is fucking crazy?
Speaker 2: How fad? How fast can break Joel's fucking scout? You're
Speaker 2: gonna crack him op like in the egg?
Speaker 1: Everybody? Oh? Yeah? The new season? Yeah? I got yeah,
Speaker 1: the season two?
Speaker 2: It his head, bro, I can't wait. Hello, it's me,
Speaker 2: Joe biam.
Speaker 1: I do think it's gonna have I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna do it out of order this time.
Speaker 1: I think they want Pedro Pascal attached.
Speaker 3: I think they do. I think they Yeah, you better
Speaker 3: hope they do.
Speaker 1: It would be nice.
Speaker 3: He's gonna get better. Did you know what happened to Chris?
Speaker 3: Do you know what happened to him in Game of Thrones?
Speaker 1: Didn't he get like gold poured on him or something
Speaker 1: somebody else? It's actually worse what happens to him in
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones.
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones, First he gets his teeth punched out
Speaker 3: of his skull, and then he gets his eyes pressed
Speaker 3: so hard till his skull explodes.
Speaker 2: Literally irrupts by who literally.
Speaker 3: Have thorpe Jornsen fucking the mountain and Game of Thrones
Speaker 3: just destroys him after he makes a fucking mistake, right,
Speaker 3: he's he's showboating too much, thinking that he finished the mountain. Essentially,
Speaker 3: the mountain fucking punches his face, fucking and then hops
Speaker 3: on him and then crushes the skull and it's crazy.
Speaker 1: He open hand slaps him and I was jump out
Speaker 1: his mouth.
Speaker 2: Like crazy, and then he proceeds to squeeze his head
Speaker 2: until it pops.
Speaker 1: Literally. Yeah. The thing about yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen Game of Thrones. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck goes on that is? There is that like there's
Speaker 1: no aliens in Game of Thrones, right, unfortunately not There's
Speaker 1: like magic and ship there's magic. It's just like the
Speaker 1: dark fantasy.
Speaker 3: But I went when see that's why I like the
Speaker 3: the what were those they got close with D and
Speaker 3: D with the with the the squid niggas, you know, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mind flares.
Speaker 3: Al was like, this is like as close as we're
Speaker 3: really gonna get to the dark fantasy, fucking sci fi shit,
Speaker 3: you know kind of wedding, which is always something that
Speaker 3: I've thought, why don't people explore more often?
Speaker 1: I don't know, like something to do. I think, I think,
Speaker 1: like what is it? Star Wars Destiny, That's it. That's
Speaker 1: the only things that I can think of. The big
Speaker 1: ips that ever think.
Speaker 2: About space is that people space requires a bit of
Speaker 2: thought and like it like you have to suspend your
Speaker 2: imagination a bit to even let yourself go into that realm.
Speaker 1: People just can't imagine. Yeah, people can't imagine. Well, you're right.
Speaker 3: But one thing I feel like why it could work
Speaker 3: easily is that in a sci fi universe, I feel
Speaker 3: like magic would just be the technology that we just
Speaker 3: don't understand, right, Yeah, I agree. So it's like it
Speaker 3: should be easy to just go on some other gay
Speaker 3: planet and then there's like some rainbow gay magic that's
Speaker 3: like does a bunch of ship that, Yeah, they would
Speaker 3: have let me write for the show.
Speaker 1: Essentially, you go to some.
Speaker 2: Other gay plan a bunch of a bunch of other
Speaker 2: gay monsters and gay creatures, and he'd be doing a
Speaker 2: bunch of gay ship together.
Speaker 1: I think Game of Thrones really fucked up not having
Speaker 1: a little gray alien in the background of every shot,
Speaker 1: every ship. I think that's every shot.
Speaker 2: Even I wish he did more of the magic ship
Speaker 2: from the games in the movie another Game of the movie,
Speaker 2: the show, not the show, it's the book.
Speaker 1: And everything, but it dude, mi schizophrenia I was talking
Speaker 1: about earlier.
Speaker 2: I wish he did more of the book magic because
Speaker 2: there's like actual real magic. But I think, and I
Speaker 2: think for people that started watching Game of Thrones that
Speaker 2: was the gateway to that kind of stuff. So I
Speaker 2: think they could have done the more magical ship. People
Speaker 2: would have liked it, sure, But the problem is he
Speaker 2: didn't because Dan and Dan are dumb and dumb dick
Speaker 2: and so dumb dick, dumb and diyke. So they just
Speaker 2: chose not to make the right decisions.
Speaker 1: Amen, they did. They did well for a while.
Speaker 2: Let's just you know, they did well when they had
Speaker 2: a book one written for them about the world did
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 1: That part look so so not a lot really had.
Speaker 1: There's like some stuff like the Mayor of New York
Speaker 1: got indicted. Yeah, that's hilarious. So it's so funny because
Speaker 1: I'm here right now, I could go I could theoretically
Speaker 1: go see him go laughing at go laughing. That'd be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, throw rocks at his mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. So that's kind of interesting. We'll
Speaker 1: see what we'll see what happens with that. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: there is one thing that I thought about talking about,
Speaker 1: but also I so here. So here's the issue, right this,
Speaker 1: this story is very it's very online, to the point
Speaker 1: where everything I read about on the Internet involving Internet
Speaker 1: personalities ends up sounding like I can't believe, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't believe flippled up, uh got outed on quasi
Speaker 1: crumbles stream, you know what I mean? Like it's just
Speaker 1: all these like fucking names that you're just like, what idea?
Speaker 1: Who these people are? We're old now. Yeah, but this
Speaker 1: one I thought was simple enough and funny enough to
Speaker 1: bring up. I don't know if you were from me.
Speaker 1: I think I know where you're going. Maybe laid on me.
Speaker 1: I think think you might. Derek probably does so, so apparently.
Speaker 1: I'm sure some of the listeners here probably are familiar
Speaker 1: at least vaguely with Grand Theft thought role playing like
Speaker 1: the g GA RP space, and this is a a
Speaker 1: space where people kind of go it's it basically turns
Speaker 1: the GGA into like second life, and like people just
Speaker 1: go in and they roll play like some people are
Speaker 1: like cops that authentically like try to arrest people for
Speaker 1: breaking breaking laws. So people are like smugglers and people
Speaker 1: are just like working convenience stores, deli job, whatever, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of cool. I actually like, I actually like
Speaker 1: the idea a lot I have. I have a sneaking suspicion.
Speaker 1: They're working on making that like a core part of
Speaker 1: the next game. Actually, but what's so Apparently there's been
Speaker 1: this role play thing. I don't know exactly what it's called,
Speaker 1: but there are two streamers of the heart of this.
Speaker 1: It's a streamer by the name of Moon Moon again
Speaker 1: dumb fucking shit uh and Diva Jilly. So Moon Moon
Speaker 1: is a man. Diva Jilly is is just like shot
Speaker 1: surprising Moon. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I was like. Who It's really difficult to gender these names.
Speaker 1: But so apparently these two people have been role playing
Speaker 1: as a couple with each other in this server, but
Speaker 1: they they were both like married in real life to
Speaker 1: other people, and people were like, Oh, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1: And that's kind of like even there's even like stream
Speaker 1: clips of this Moon Moon guy laughing at people who
Speaker 1: like bring it up to him, where it's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not a jerk off like you. I'm like, I'm perfectly like,
Speaker 1: I don't talk to this person outside of uh, you know,
Speaker 1: the role player whatever. Anyway, So they've been cheating on this.
Speaker 1: So they've been cheating on their spouses with each other,
Speaker 1: and like this, I guess diva Jilly lady has been
Speaker 1: married to this this this her husband for like fifteen
Speaker 1: years or something. By the way, her husband's name is
Speaker 1: King Caffeine. This is what I'm fucking talking about. I
Speaker 1: hate talking about this because it always sounds like nubs
Speaker 1: cheated on flex wad with bubble clump, and it's like,
Speaker 1: I fucking bubble clump is a fucking name for sure.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It all sounds so stupid, but I
Speaker 1: didn't want to bring that up because I thought it
Speaker 1: was just so funny. Dude, you see the chat logs
Speaker 1: I did. Look to be fair. What are you gonna
Speaker 1: talk about? What's happening? What's happening?
Speaker 2: Stumble fuck found raped in the street half to death?
Speaker 1: Stumpy what'd you say? Stumpy fuck? Stumpy fuck. That's a
Speaker 1: real name, for sure. Stumby wumple found desecrated. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't talk about vamp. I can't talk about vampires anymore
Speaker 1: without being excited about legacy. Can't. But we're gonna be fair.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, so so the chat locks. So this
Speaker 1: guy put out like their dms with each other, and
Speaker 1: they're obviously like very sexual and they're very like embarrassing.
Speaker 1: But it's look, it's bad. But I also feel there's
Speaker 1: something reading other people's sex messages feel so sad.
Speaker 2: Because they're inherently way cringe.
Speaker 1: They're inherently not good, like they're never no one's going
Speaker 1: to read sex messages and come at like oh that,
Speaker 1: Oh everybody came out smooth. Everybody, Yeah, yeah, good job.
Speaker 1: Like it's all embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh, you know, that's why I'm to be
Speaker 3: honest because I agree with you. I I never like
Speaker 3: doing it because I one hundred percent of the time,
Speaker 3: and I mean this, no hyper ball felt cringe like
Speaker 3: I I've.
Speaker 1: I just sexting to me feels embarrassing.
Speaker 3: It's not like it just feels the act of it
Speaker 3: seemed like cybersex what we used to call before, Like
Speaker 3: it just it just feels even though like you're right
Speaker 3: about like say, what they're saying is not it's just
Speaker 3: fucked up because they're cheating. That's really the only reason
Speaker 3: why it seems like, yeah, I want to read why
Speaker 3: it's funny. Let me read a little bit of it though,
Speaker 3: because I do have Yeah.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 3: So the diva Jilly is saying to the moon Moon guy,
Speaker 3: moon too is what his name is? I literally can't
Speaker 3: stop thinking about you destroying my pussy. I'm a degenerate,
Speaker 3: depraved com sluts and this guy's like, I've been pretty
Speaker 3: much thinking about blowing my load inside you non stop.
Speaker 3: And then she's like, same way. Links I like your frequency,
Speaker 3: can't wait to be bred by you. And then it
Speaker 3: gets a little worse. There's some stuff where it gets worse,
Speaker 3: but it feels I feel so bad for.
Speaker 1: This this uh what is his name again? The King
Speaker 1: Caffeine half bean, Like this guy's the king of coffee
Speaker 1: and get excuse me king now unfortunately it should be
Speaker 1: it shouldn't. Well he is. Look, it should be noted
Speaker 1: by the way that this moon Moon guy looks rough
Speaker 1: like this is a this is a really like you know,
Speaker 1: this is a massive like I'm massive downgrade. And I understand, Look,
Speaker 1: I get I understand. Like people like we're talking about
Speaker 1: like the Sniperwolf and like how her ex with Gene
Speaker 1: It's like, how could you fumble this? And Sniper Wolf
Speaker 1: is hot but insane, So it's like it's kind of
Speaker 1: like there's multiple levels to that, right of course, get yeah,
Speaker 1: just on a visual like you you cannot help, but
Speaker 1: like see the people involved and be like what are you? What?
Speaker 1: What have you done? It really is like wild. He
Speaker 1: looks like, no, that's not even that's not even fair
Speaker 1: to George. George Constanza looks way better. He looks like
Speaker 1: a swollen decrepit George Costanza if he was also an
Speaker 1: evil simp, and like, I don't even I don't know
Speaker 1: how else to describe it. And the way you silly,
Speaker 1: you're an evil simp. You're like a bad one. I
Speaker 1: also kind of imagine him like fucking that. Well, that's
Speaker 1: the thing that annound. I'm like, I'm seeing the messages
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, she she probably doesn't know what
Speaker 1: good sex is, Like come on, brother, Like, of course
Speaker 1: you can't Joju Buckburg's cover, but sometimes you can, man,
Speaker 1: sometimes you fucking can. It's it's a wild decision, is
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. And and so like I guess they cheated.
Speaker 1: They hooked up a twitch Connor whatever, and he found
Speaker 1: the messages and so he put him out on social media.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just.
Speaker 3: Very He said, he only discovered the d M s
Speaker 3: or the messages because she wasn't responding to him checking
Speaker 3: in on her, which already says a lot about their relationship,
Speaker 3: like she just ignoring this guy in the fucking first place,
Speaker 3: her husband and the fifteen years brother. And I gotta say,
Speaker 3: you know, this is something maybe you guys should give me.
Speaker 3: Is it having your cake and eating it too? To
Speaker 3: want to be married but also just fuck a bunch
Speaker 3: of people?
Speaker 1: Is that what that is? I guess I mean I
Speaker 1: don't know, well yeah, almost by definition, right, Like is
Speaker 1: that what it happened to be?
Speaker 3: Because I guess this is me, here's me as a
Speaker 3: married man. I am like, okay, cool this, I can.
Speaker 3: I can fuck this woman for eternity. I'm good and
Speaker 3: I'm I'm good. I don't have to play the field,
Speaker 3: anyonet have to do all that stuff. I'm cool with that.
Speaker 3: I thought that's the idea. So what's why I say
Speaker 3: having your cake and eat it too? I'm like, so
Speaker 3: what you want kind of to be content, but then
Speaker 3: also you don't. It seems like it literally does conflict with.
Speaker 1: My point of view.
Speaker 3: But I'm trying to think of it as like, say
Speaker 3: her or other people that do stuff like this, what
Speaker 3: exactly are they seeking? Like like almost like a fake uh,
Speaker 3: I think what happens?
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: My assumption is that people just people get fomo man,
Speaker 2: I guess the phone mo shit man. People are like
Speaker 2: I with this person, I like being with them when
Speaker 2: somebody comes. Because a lot of people get married before.
Speaker 1: They're ready to.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of people. Absolutely, you know, people get
Speaker 2: married for the ready to and they don't. They're not
Speaker 2: really mature enough to understand that, like, hey, if you're
Speaker 2: gonna do this, this is like a commitment to someone else. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which it inherently in itself is like sort of a
Speaker 2: flat dimensional thing as well, Like you know, because like
Speaker 2: the idea of being with one person forever on paper
Speaker 2: sounds kind of crazy. It's like forever you're it's with
Speaker 2: this one person. But then that's when the whole love
Speaker 2: ask comes into it, like, oh, I'm content being with
Speaker 2: this one person. I don't have the drive exactly to
Speaker 2: go fuck every other woman I can on a planet.
Speaker 2: So it's a lot of stuff that goes into it.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's like it's more complicated than that because,
Speaker 2: like I think, because cheating is the thing you shouldn't
Speaker 2: do to somebody, but also sometimes you genuous outgrow someone
Speaker 2: you know, you're you're yeah, and who you are and
Speaker 2: who you were when you met them are not the
Speaker 2: same person anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of I'm not cheating, you're you're
Speaker 1: recognizing why it happens.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, and I feel like, if you
Speaker 3: are a decent person, what you want to do is
Speaker 3: it And I know this, I know this is the
Speaker 3: case for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: They so it's it's it's it's a it's a catch
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 3: They don't have the heart to break their heart by
Speaker 3: breaking up with them. However, they're breaking their heart by
Speaker 3: fucking cheating on them, so they.
Speaker 2: Want People don't want to be villainous, but they also
Speaker 2: don't want to be considerate at the same time. Weird
Speaker 2: people like I don't want to break up this person.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hurt them. It's like, yeah, but
Speaker 2: you fucking but blasting their mom is not making them
Speaker 2: feel better. You're not making them feel great.
Speaker 1: Slamming like like I fucking get with JoJo's mom. Holy ship,
Speaker 1: like an of like boredom like that, but like is
Speaker 1: your like is this bored of You're like.
Speaker 3: There's so much fucked up about that because then it's like,
Speaker 3: what does it say about her mom? She's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck my daughter, daughter hit me up a few times.
Speaker 1: And that said, there's no good people's scenario, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean because at that point, look, honestly, for real,
Speaker 1: at that point, if your husband and if you're a look,
Speaker 1: if you're a woman and your husband and your mom
Speaker 1: are willing to hook up, they are they're bad people,
Speaker 1: but you must not be very special. Like like just
Speaker 1: like if if two people who love you dearly are
Speaker 1: willing to do that to you, like, that's pretty that's wild.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be something about you, you know. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is it's your fault. It is your fault.
Speaker 1: You have to look inward at that point, be like
Speaker 1: what the isd if you get cheated on? Not your fault,
Speaker 1: but like that scenario, no, man, that's like a too,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a two front. That's a two front war.
Speaker 1: No one ends up in a two front war and
Speaker 1: it's not their fault, you know. It's like, it's.
Speaker 2: Kind of they can't be entirely innocent. You're not entirely innocent.
Speaker 2: You got some blame to do.
Speaker 1: You're Germany. You know, I agree. Man, what a wild situation. Man,
Speaker 1: it's it's looking nice.
Speaker 3: Please please, please, fucking just break people's heart up front.
Speaker 3: Please do it if you outgrow them, if you get even,
Speaker 3: if you just get bored. And that sounds awful, but
Speaker 3: let's just be real, Just break the heart up front.
Speaker 3: It's gonna sting less.
Speaker 1: Just do it.
Speaker 2: Just you're gonna hurt the person at the time, but
Speaker 2: you're giving them the ability to be able to not
Speaker 2: first of all, not severely distrust other people, because all
Speaker 2: you're doing is giving people back to position other people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're poisoning You're you're poisoning the water supply.
Speaker 2: If you're not happy, let that person out, because I
Speaker 2: know so many girls like I can't trust man because
Speaker 2: my boyfrienke up and he's like, yeah, your boyfriend did
Speaker 2: that to you, I'm gonna do it too. But you
Speaker 2: don't know that, you know you're labeling me it's actually
Speaker 2: really fucked up.
Speaker 1: You know, gonna give me the chance that she on
Speaker 1: you was fucked up, don't bitch, I'm gonna che you.
Speaker 1: You don't even know about because you're swiming you means
Speaker 1: you're a fucking or It's just so wild, dude.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I look like, like you said,
Speaker 3: being with somebody for a million years, Yeah, it's that's
Speaker 3: I think it's one of the most difficult as you do.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, come on, man, fucking fifteen years
Speaker 1: a role playing. Gta motherfucker too. I'm like, damn, that
Speaker 1: hurts so crazytic it's was he hogging her? Was he
Speaker 1: just hogging her the whole time?
Speaker 3: I mean, who knows about the whole time the whole time,
Speaker 3: but at least they referenced that one time and she
Speaker 3: can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that guy really did reality. Reality is crazy.
Speaker 2: He was swan diving that bitch for for so bad
Speaker 2: that she was like, I need some more.
Speaker 3: I gotta get some Look, man, I just can't I
Speaker 3: can't imagine being like, look because.
Speaker 1: We don't get married at that point, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, that's kind of my things, like I
Speaker 1: don't like to me like that's so much more like
Speaker 1: fifteen years of marriage, like at that point, like listen,
Speaker 1: we're we gotta figure this out, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like we're not this is not happening. This is not
Speaker 1: happening at that point.
Speaker 2: Literally, me and little time, even me and Lily right now,
Speaker 2: Like if Lily breaks up with me, I'm beating I'm
Speaker 2: beating her up for real.
Speaker 1: You know, much of my time she wasted. I'm beating
Speaker 1: her up for real.
Speaker 2: It's eight years though, we're eight years in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but think about this though, would you would uh?
Speaker 3: Do you think your life is improved? Or do you
Speaker 3: think you would have been better off without her the
Speaker 3: entire time?
Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine for that her honestly, as gay as
Speaker 2: that sounds.
Speaker 1: His life improved. But that's exactly what she means. She's
Speaker 1: rich and he was destitute. It's absolutely impressed. She's not rich.
Speaker 1: She's rich. She's rich compared to you, she's.
Speaker 2: Rich compared to my extraordinarily poor as before, she's rich
Speaker 2: compared to most people I know.
Speaker 1: Actually, so I don't think she's not rich, dude.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, from what you've told us about you know, like
Speaker 3: financially and stuff like that, you know, involved with.
Speaker 1: That bought five thousand dollars curtains.
Speaker 2: There's not it's not true. I swear like these are
Speaker 2: way too expensive though, the ones to.
Speaker 1: Have a like three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: This mattress, dude, this mattress is so fucking ass is
Speaker 2: mattress so fucking much and so much, but it's so
Speaker 2: fucking uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: So well that's actually wait, wait the funk out of
Speaker 1: my back though, but it's so uncomfortable. Wait, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so did you did you buy an uncomfortable bed on
Speaker 1: purpose so you wouldn't sleep in for too long? No? No,
Speaker 1: because that's something I did. I did.
Speaker 2: That's smart, that is that's meta. That's like, that's like
Speaker 2: counterplaying yourself.
Speaker 1: It wasn't it wasn't worth it. Like I feel like
Speaker 1: I got no good sleep. I was miserable, I was sad,
Speaker 1: it didn't work. I didn't it just like it just
Speaker 1: made every aspect of my life infinitely worse, but a
Speaker 1: lot better if I could just wake up a little
Speaker 1: bit later and feel like I actually got sleep.
Speaker 2: But that's like self counterplay, which I respect.
Speaker 3: I need yeah, mattress, brother, I need sometimes, what's up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need a dude, a good mattress best you
Speaker 1: cannot there. Look, I understand, I understand that there are
Speaker 1: things that we all want to save money on. Everybody's
Speaker 1: a little bit frugal, right, some people aren't, but they
Speaker 1: end up dead. So a lot of people frugal. They
Speaker 1: want to save their money mattresses, splurge, splurge on a mattress.
Speaker 2: There's a few things you gotta splurge on. Right, there's
Speaker 2: so food you splurge on food. You gotta eat good meals,
Speaker 2: meals you enjoy, uh comfortability and like central air, that
Speaker 2: is something you splurge on. You have to spend money
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 1: You just guys starting to sound like a fucking privileged brat. No, well,
Speaker 1: no comfortability.
Speaker 2: You know, if if like like if like, if you
Speaker 2: don't have the money, like, if you have the money,
Speaker 2: do it. If you don't have the money and I
Speaker 2: live with obviously.
Speaker 1: I sacrifice. I sacrificed food for ac to be Like, dude,
Speaker 1: really bad summer heat, sweltering, dude, my last you guys
Speaker 1: have both been to my last apartment. Dude, I was
Speaker 1: suicilent in that blaze because how hot it got.
Speaker 2: So hot times I was just like, yeah, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna go throw a toaster the fucking bathtub, and then I.
Speaker 1: Was I was homicidal in that place, like when I
Speaker 1: stayed over, like I was going to kill all of them.
Speaker 2: I felt like I felt like God was just really
Speaker 2: upset at me for some reason, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what I did to make him.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, man, why didn't you because like we
Speaker 3: actually right behind me, like we have two right behind me.
Speaker 1: So there's one portable AC right here. I didn't like
Speaker 1: it so much before I had one, That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I even had one, So how the fun, dude, it
Speaker 1: was still that portable AC. It was still that bad.
Speaker 1: No brothers like how it was.
Speaker 3: I'm on the second floor kind of shit in this
Speaker 3: old sixties, nineteen sixties.
Speaker 2: Apartment, Derek, I'm not kidding. My apartment was so it
Speaker 2: was it was no vents in my room.
Speaker 3: You bought a ship, no brother, You buy a portable
Speaker 3: AC which hooks up two your fucking window, and then
Speaker 3: you buy a good one, you know high bt us.
Speaker 3: Your fucking room is an icicle, Like you fucked us.
Speaker 2: You also had the weird windows that like they would
Speaker 2: like swing out this way.
Speaker 1: Oh that that I can that that I can vouch for.
Speaker 1: He had fucking baffling windows like I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like windows that you would
Speaker 1: see in like a back room in a church somewhere,
Speaker 1: like where it would be like high up in the
Speaker 1: almost in the corner, the top corner of the wall.
Speaker 2: I've never left a bad review ever about anything, but
Speaker 2: I left a bad review about that dude's apartment. I
Speaker 2: was like, don't live here. It's not good. You will
Speaker 2: want to die.
Speaker 3: I'm actually, dude, I'm thinking about I'm thinking about, uh
Speaker 3: getting out of here because it's a little bit because
Speaker 3: I told them the one caveat was like, hey man,
Speaker 3: I don't fuck with them. I was like, everything clean,
Speaker 3: I don't fuck with bugs. I was just like, I
Speaker 3: just don't do that. But like somebody clearly was filthy somewhere,
Speaker 3: and it's there's no nest here per se, but they're scouters.
Speaker 3: There's these nigg these fucking ropes that pop up every
Speaker 3: once a while trying to look for something, and like
Speaker 3: they and I'm like, hey, what the fuck and then
Speaker 3: there's these things called springtails, like, uh, I don't know
Speaker 3: if you've ever heard of them, but they hang out
Speaker 3: in bathtubs usually like they almost look like little they're
Speaker 3: spring yeah likes no, not.
Speaker 1: They're little.
Speaker 3: There's these little black bugs that I first thought they
Speaker 3: were fleased because they jump.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? Was like, how is
Speaker 1: there fleezing here? I was like what is this?
Speaker 3: But then apparently they're springtails, and I was like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is this bullshit? And they're like harmless but
Speaker 3: still everyone's will be Like two of them were just
Speaker 3: in the bathtub and I was like, Yo, what is
Speaker 3: this ship? And then on the hottest days a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks ago, when it got like one hundred and
Speaker 3: eight or whatever, fucking termite just showed up, dude.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, Yo, this, I
Speaker 1: can't I do. You're playing You're playing Earth Defense Force totally.
Speaker 2: You're playing guest coming to dinner with Bugs bros.
Speaker 3: The fucking spin off of EDF like this like the
Speaker 3: shitty edition, Like that's like twenty bucks or something, and
Speaker 3: they they sprayed yesterday for the for the termines. But
Speaker 3: I was like, nigga, they it took them like over
Speaker 3: a week to even want to do anything. I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: they're eating your apartment. I'm probably gonna fall into the
Speaker 3: fucking next apartment down below. Because they were just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: well we'll we'll get to it eventually. And I was like,
Speaker 3: shouldn't you deal with that immediately? So I'm a little
Speaker 3: a little I'm a little nervous because I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 3: The floor was already a little bit uh curved, And
Speaker 3: I told him was like, hey, guys, what the hell is.
Speaker 1: Gonna wake of? And someone else's.
Speaker 3: I told them, should I be worried about this? Like now,
Speaker 3: I survived for like sixty you know, since the sixties,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's not an it, that's not an answer.
Speaker 3: It could have survived until now.
Speaker 1: I was like, what kind of.
Speaker 3: So I'm a little nervous in the pool. Thing is
Speaker 3: I'm playing month to month so I can actually leave when.
Speaker 1: So yeah, definitely, because like your first your first apartment,
Speaker 1: anytime you move is generally like a like a slat
Speaker 1: dash kind of home base. I remember that's what happened
Speaker 1: with us when like remember when we got when we
Speaker 1: got the uh when we got the hill to place.
Speaker 1: It was just like, this is what's available, we'll take it.
Speaker 1: It was the worst, fucking it's the worst place that
Speaker 1: I was. That the one that you remember when you
Speaker 1: hit Caasar with a beer bottle? Is it that one? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that. Yeah, that was that apartment.
Speaker 2: I remember that apartment, Dude, I just remember that that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember moments, but I don't remember that apartment too
Speaker 2: well anymore.
Speaker 1: I remember it specifically because I have so much video
Speaker 1: of it. I have so much, so much confirmed like
Speaker 1: documentation that it exists, but it is fading rapidly for
Speaker 1: my memory. So we got to get that episode of
Speaker 1: Jaalen out before we lose anymore of it. God, but
Speaker 1: what we do? Yeah, when we get back, we're doing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do when we get back, I think. Also, apparently
Speaker 1: I have a mic here, so I'm probably just gonna
Speaker 1: bring this perfect with me. I didn't even realize, is it. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty I don't know how I got this because
Speaker 1: I sincerely like, I really have no memory of this
Speaker 1: at all. Okay, but but I'll accept it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ship out of somebody and stole their fuing equipment.
Speaker 1: It took. They took their fucking blue yetti after half
Speaker 1: to death. Yeah, no, bugs, I can't do I bugs
Speaker 1: is the line for me. And it took ages to
Speaker 1: find a place without.
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, I almost left when uh So,
Speaker 3: there's these giant ones that just every once in a
Speaker 3: while them Like I went to Delta one time, it
Speaker 3: was crawling on the menu of the of the box,
Speaker 3: you know when you're ordering outside, Just a giant one.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's disgusting. And apparently in the hallway
Speaker 1: there's a window that they crawled through. We caught one.
Speaker 1: Jojo caught one crawling through the window.
Speaker 3: I told her hit it off the screen so it
Speaker 3: doesn't get in, and then it like didn't fall off,
Speaker 3: and then it got inside and she ran away.
Speaker 1: So then I fought it. Dude. It took forever to
Speaker 1: kill these things or I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: how they survived the apocalypse. I sprayed two different types
Speaker 1: of things on it, and then I was hitting it
Speaker 1: with the broom and it was still going. I was
Speaker 1: like this, it was insane. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, one day, one fucking day, I was just
Speaker 3: chilling playing video games and one of those fucks somehow
Speaker 3: got into our apartment.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe. Dude.
Speaker 3: You know, when you see a bug that's so big,
Speaker 3: even from like fifteen feet away, you.
Speaker 1: Can see its head. I was just like, no, that's here,
Speaker 1: that's no, yeah, that's that's here. What I'm dealing with
Speaker 1: something because like this Bay Smith's studio is pretty much
Speaker 1: never used. Yeah you know what I mean, this is
Speaker 1: just kind of dormant, sitting here, uh, basically waiting for
Speaker 1: me to come back and dust all the spider webs
Speaker 1: off and get back to work again. But I'm in
Speaker 1: a basement in New York, and so every now and
Speaker 1: again I'll see, like from across the room, like one
Speaker 1: of those house centipedes. I thin guess what they call.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm getting the name wrong house centipede because I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if that's acting. No, yeah exactly, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you google house centipede, I see, these things are fucking huge,
Speaker 1: and I don't think they're like harmful, yeah, necessarily, but
Speaker 1: they do piss me off, Like it pisses me off
Speaker 1: that they're just here. Get out of here. This is
Speaker 1: indoors go to where you go to the things you build, right,
Speaker 1: you don't, you don't belong here.
Speaker 3: It's exactly how I feel like I do get offended.
Speaker 3: But luckily right now, it's only every once in a while.
Speaker 3: It's like, say a week past and then one of
Speaker 3: those fucks came up from the drain or something like
Speaker 3: a little small like they come from the fucking drain
Speaker 3: you're supposed to. They were like, yeah, uh, they storm
Speaker 3: in your shit. You should pour bleach bo down the drains.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, all right, cool, go buy some fucking
Speaker 3: bleach and do it. But they're like implying, no, you
Speaker 3: go buy some bleach nigga and you pour it down.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh cool, yeah, thanks guys. Fucking yeah,
Speaker 3: fucking I don't know. Whatever's fine, it's all good, insane. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: once in a while, better than every day. I'll take that, right,
Speaker 3: But yeah, I know it's it's fucking over.
Speaker 1: Like, do you have like a hole that they're getting
Speaker 1: in through you can like clog so there was so.
Speaker 3: The thing is, so we can we can we can
Speaker 3: clog the the the drain in the bathtub, because I
Speaker 3: think that's the only place they can come in through now,
Speaker 3: because I haven't seen one for almost a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks until I just saw one a few days ago
Speaker 3: in the bathtub, and I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 3: I literally everything's been siliconed, everything has been cocked, like
Speaker 3: I've I've made sure anything where they can get in
Speaker 3: through has been sealed. So I was like, Okay, I
Speaker 3: guess the drain is the last thing. So as long
Speaker 3: as we just keep plugging it, I think we should
Speaker 3: be fine. But at the same time, I hate playing
Speaker 3: this whack a most shit anyway, so I'm kind of
Speaker 3: like I just want to I just want to get
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here and hopefully probably in a
Speaker 3: newer part of the area where maybe it hasn't been
Speaker 3: this place historically. I think probably just has like probably
Speaker 3: some nest around because it's so old, and these motherfuckers
Speaker 3: are trying to find a place to like just hang
Speaker 3: their hat, and they're mad that I'm not letting them
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: I guess they're just.
Speaker 2: Like meggess, listen, like, I don't know, it's fucking that's
Speaker 2: the tuoe out here. I need help. I'm scared, it's dark.
Speaker 2: Let me and please, ye you're just like, no, suffer.
Speaker 1: I can't, man, I can't deal. I can't deal with this.
Speaker 3: It's to the point where, uh, whenever I see it
Speaker 3: like one, I then I I can't enjoy anything because
Speaker 3: now I'm looking all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm looking, but they're not in the They're not.
Speaker 3: If if let's put it this way, if they were
Speaker 3: in the kitchen, now it had been gone already, they're not.
Speaker 1: They're not here. They're not in the kitchen. Tell you something,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I still I still look.
Speaker 1: I've had no I've literally not had a single bug
Speaker 1: in my outside of like a fly or something, I've
Speaker 1: not had bugs in my I had like one. I
Speaker 1: had like a three day period in the office where
Speaker 1: there was like I don't know if it was termites
Speaker 1: or what, but there was like a lot of weird bugs.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is this? And
Speaker 1: I sprayed and then they just went away. I just
Speaker 1: sprayed up with lysol and it worked. So and there's
Speaker 1: the thing in my bathroom that I have not. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I forgot. I actually forgot. I actually forgot about that
Speaker 1: until literally just today.
Speaker 3: You take pictures and like see what happens like over
Speaker 3: the over the days, like do that door?
Speaker 1: That door has been closed behind the door's been closed
Speaker 1: for months, and I'm a little bit afraid to open
Speaker 1: it because I don't know what Like what if it's
Speaker 1: a shrine? What if they built like a what if
Speaker 1: it's like a So So I have a bathroom in
Speaker 1: my office that I never really use. Ever, the way
Speaker 1: I think about it's just like I don't need a
Speaker 1: second It's just me. I don't need a second bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'll just focus on one, focus on one clean one
Speaker 1: that I'm not gonna deal with. Deal, right, So the
Speaker 1: other one's been behind Sweeney behind like the I have
Speaker 1: like the green screen which is in front of the
Speaker 1: class bathroom. He has a bathroom right but right behind it.
Speaker 1: But so, I guys, I really don't know how to
Speaker 1: describe this. I really don't. I think Derek saw it,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't know how to describe what it is.
Speaker 1: But it's like a stalk coming out of the the
Speaker 1: base of the toilet that I have not used. What
Speaker 1: do you mean a stock? Like? I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know any better way to describe it than that.
Speaker 3: It looks like it almost looks like, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: tobacco leaves to me, I don't know, dude, I just
Speaker 3: it's it's like like it's it's like a I.
Speaker 1: Was like, is this is this fun?
Speaker 3: Guy?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We it's but it's like kind of brownish, right,
Speaker 1: like I don't yeah, I don't have to removed, bro,
Speaker 1: But it's so it's kind of cool though. It's so fascinating.
Speaker 1: That's kind of think. It's like, I don't it's so interesting.
Speaker 2: You guys are So that's some shit I would have. Son,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I gotta do something about this because it's
Speaker 2: gonna come to life and kill me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well to me, I'm just well to me, I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking, like I spend so much time cleaning my
Speaker 1: apartment and I'm like something like that. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: sealing this away. Yeah, I'm just not gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna deal with this. This is not this is stop
Speaker 1: with this. But yeah, I don't know what. I'll take
Speaker 1: a picture of it. I'll post it on on the
Speaker 1: Patreon and experts can tell me. Peop were gonna tell me.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, that's cortys EPs or something. And it's
Speaker 1: like you're slowly being brainwashed. I'd be pretty upset if
Speaker 1: it was like toxic mold. That'd oh great. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's recording. I don't think it's Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: mold doesn't do what it's doing. I guess it is.
Speaker 1: This is now, might be some of your chia fucking
Speaker 1: seeds left over.
Speaker 2: Don't blame it on me, put this on me. It's
Speaker 2: not my phone.
Speaker 1: They fell out of his watery, you know what it is.
Speaker 1: They fell out of his water when he laughed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even though that happened after Yeah, I haven't wait after
Speaker 1: so now anyway, Yeah, so I know whatever out have
Speaker 1: some questions from our lovely viewers over at patreon dot
Speaker 1: com slash the snart tank. Remember you can jump on
Speaker 1: over there and ask us questions at the five dollars tier.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, let's start with the fucking poopy possum
Speaker 1: pooy bought the bone. And he says in episode two
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty exactly a two hours, forty six seconds, No,
Speaker 1: exactly two hours, forty six minutes and one second, Chris
Speaker 1: laughed like that bully character from the Simpsons, and no
Speaker 1: one acknowledged it. This is not a question. Well, I
Speaker 1: just acknowledge it to you. I didn't go check this,
Speaker 1: but anybody's free to go and clip that. If any
Speaker 1: clipper or any clippers are listening, you did, I would
Speaker 1: love to see that. Yeah, like that one. I guess
Speaker 1: I can't get that high. I don't remember, I don't
Speaker 1: remember how to. I can't even do it. Don't even
Speaker 1: do it. Ha ha Nelson Months, that's my boy. His
Speaker 1: name is Months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his name is Months. His dad also walked out
Speaker 2: on him, of.
Speaker 3: Course, of course, he, like Lisa, goes to his room
Speaker 3: and he has a fucking poster that says nuke the whales.
Speaker 3: She's like, nuke the whales, and then he says, got
Speaker 3: a nuke something. I think it's the funniest nukes gotake.
Speaker 1: I love that. It's a video.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a future episode they show where his
Speaker 2: dad walks out on him and he does the same
Speaker 2: thing to his kids.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, I mean get all my dad did this.
Speaker 1: Now use his kids. You gotta have the cycle continue.
Speaker 1: What do you mean exactly, bros Virus. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna You're not gonna walk out on your kid. I
Speaker 1: can't with that. I'm the only reason I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a kid. I can't wait to abandon my child. It
Speaker 1: is my solemn duty to walk out on my child.
Speaker 3: I want to have like a I want to have
Speaker 3: like a hey ho chi fucking kazuya relationship, like I
Speaker 3: want to have like I want to have like a
Speaker 3: really bad relationship with Mike and we'll keep throwing each
Speaker 3: other off cliffs and volcanoes and ship will be pretty good.
Speaker 1: A rivalry with your son is the ideal male relationship,
Speaker 1: you know, Like that's that's the only healthy rivalry. Yes,
Speaker 1: uh no, like like a blood feud is insane. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what we need. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that every male moving forward should do that,
Speaker 3: and it'll it builds character.
Speaker 2: You'll have more stronger sons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do have a gay grand grandchild that fucking
Speaker 3: gives up his devil powers like a pussy at one point,
Speaker 3: like I don't know that Jen's a bitch man, Jen.
Speaker 1: Stupid crazy Jim is So Jen had.
Speaker 3: Fucking devil powers and he gave it up. And I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, because make you fucking evil. And then
Speaker 3: and then so here here's me thinking that, Like I
Speaker 3: was like checking three. Everybody taking three so good. We
Speaker 3: were like oh, man, Jin's fucking dope. Man, I really
Speaker 3: like Jen's cool character. And then this nigga fucking shows
Speaker 3: up in tech and five and I was like, this
Speaker 3: is the days man.
Speaker 1: Alive and he's tried.
Speaker 3: He's gayer than hey Hachi and four wearing a fucking diaper.
Speaker 3: Hey Hachi comes out as the boss with his ash
Speaker 3: cheeks hanging out and Jim.
Speaker 1: And what he's been there or I.
Speaker 3: Get look at I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 3: This is one of those instances like like Jiff, because
Speaker 3: you know, it's supposed to be Jeff instead of Gift,
Speaker 3: it's supposed to be to Ken. I will never say
Speaker 3: that it's Teken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not saying.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying to Ken it's Techan. I will never
Speaker 3: say it correct And if you listen to like the
Speaker 3: way that it's said in Japanese, it's it's Ken, it's
Speaker 3: supposed to be to Ken.
Speaker 1: But it's but like that's that's like Japanese. Yeah, it's no.
Speaker 1: I agree. It's one of those things. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things where it's like like we know now that
Speaker 1: like according to like every interview with me Amoto that's
Speaker 1: ever been done like Mario is is Mario. It's like
Speaker 1: literally the super Mario brothers. But like, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to fucking say that. I'm sorry, what Mari? I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no way that's real. I don't believe that because
Speaker 1: Mario is an Italian name. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You've got me for like two seconds. For two seconds,
Speaker 1: my brain was like, hold on a second. It didn't
Speaker 1: work on me because I was so confused to begin
Speaker 1: with that. It didn't confuse me. It was like stupid that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a minute, but what if?
Speaker 2: What if that lie about this?
Speaker 1: Because you're you know what's happening. You're going through your
Speaker 1: mind and you're thinking, have I ever heard me amoto
Speaker 1: say Mario? I have Mario? He doesn't really say that.
Speaker 1: It's not really that much footage of him.
Speaker 2: I've definitely heard him. He's a super Mario and he
Speaker 2: like looks he turns it in like the camera pans
Speaker 2: over to the super Mario brother super Medio.
Speaker 1: Super Italian plumber people.
Speaker 3: And do you even know why that even became a thing.
Speaker 3: I actually don't. I've never actually watched.
Speaker 2: Like why, yeah, why Italian plumbers? I think because the
Speaker 2: person he I think the person that was super attended
Speaker 2: when he lived in I think America was named Mario,
Speaker 2: who was also a plumber.
Speaker 1: What are you making that?
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's there's some sort of there's
Speaker 2: some sort of course where he meets a person named Mario.
Speaker 1: Actually, And that's actually really that confuses me about you
Speaker 1: is that you make up things, but they're not for
Speaker 1: a bit. I'm not making this up. I've definitely heard.
Speaker 2: I definitely heard somewhere some way that like the name
Speaker 2: Mario was in relevant to someone I think.
Speaker 1: He met one time before brother. We were the first
Speaker 1: non jappie was ever met in his life.
Speaker 3: And he was like, oh that was like Obaga. When
Speaker 3: he saw he was like, oh, oh the blast.
Speaker 1: You got. Yes, you will be a good warrior for me.
Speaker 3: You see all the racist people I saw? Did you
Speaker 3: see the ghost of what's her name?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, yeah. However you say ghost ghost of the
Speaker 1: ghost of thank you? Yeah, the ghost of Sushima, ghost
Speaker 1: of Tushima. So did you see you see the delay?
Speaker 1: They'll say, Okay, sorry, I'm kind of referencing the wrong thing,
Speaker 1: but it's still tied to it. Because people were accusing
Speaker 1: Assassin's Creed Shadows was getting delayed because of the announcement
Speaker 1: of Ghosts and I was like, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: But if you go to the UBI soft Twitter and
Speaker 3: you look under it, there's this Korean guy apparently he's
Speaker 3: really popular in the anti woke.
Speaker 1: Space, but like he was just like going I made
Speaker 1: that channel by the way going. This guy was just
Speaker 1: going on. This guy was just going like hard on
Speaker 1: the paint on.
Speaker 3: Like these guys, I know they don't give a ship,
Speaker 3: but at the same time, they just can't accept that,
Speaker 3: like Yaske was somebody important, they can't fucking accept like.
Speaker 1: No, he was just a slave. He's a nigger. I'm like, damn.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yo, come down, Like why are you
Speaker 1: so passionate about this? Do you even know about this guy?
Speaker 1: Don't even know about this guy? Few years ago? They
Speaker 1: was like no, no way. I was like, you can't.
Speaker 1: Blacks can't be samuraized their slaves on them.
Speaker 3: There's books, there's there, there's Europeans writing down what they witnessed,
Speaker 3: and this nigga is important, Like.
Speaker 2: It's insane because the Japanese being Asian and you know
Speaker 2: how they be sometimes they love him.
Speaker 1: They love that guy, like he's cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, real Japanese people don't get it. It was just
Speaker 3: like do you remember I don't know if you remember
Speaker 3: this years ago when people were trying to like ask
Speaker 3: Japanese people what they thought about Scarlett Johansson and.
Speaker 1: That's cool, she's beautiful. I love it. They don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like, well, to be fair, to be fair? Can
Speaker 1: I fuck that? Is that? A bid? Was that on
Speaker 1: the table? To be fair? That was Those were interviews
Speaker 1: with like normal Japanese people as well, like they're you
Speaker 1: ask your average, like just run of the mill fucking
Speaker 1: person on the street, like if they give a shit
Speaker 1: about this, they know not even a little bit even here.
Speaker 1: But uh but yeah, yeah I did see that whole Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're they're delaying it because of course, which doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense theoretically, you'd be theoretically pushing it even closer
Speaker 1: to it. I think the real reason actually is because
Speaker 1: Star Wars Outlaws was very, very buggy, and they were like, listen,
Speaker 1: there's too much. There's too much riding on Assassin's Creed
Speaker 1: Shadows specifically, it's like their biggest uh, and they can't
Speaker 1: have another situation like that. I'm very happy it comes
Speaker 1: out to be honest. Yeah, I'm happy with it. Two,
Speaker 1: I'm always pro to, so it's a great but yeah,
Speaker 1: good shit. So I I I looked up this this thing,
Speaker 1: so Sweeney's half correct. Some workers at Nintendo's Washington warehouse
Speaker 1: had started calling the character Mario because he resembled the
Speaker 1: property's landlord, a man named Mario Siegel accor into the book,
Speaker 1: Well that's not Miyamoto. Though Miyamoto heard about the nickname
Speaker 1: and liked it, so he stuck with it. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like Miyamoto like he wasn't like he didn't know this
Speaker 1: person or care. He just heard the nickname. It was
Speaker 1: like there was the.
Speaker 2: Interaction where Mario existed it for Reels, the property owner.
Speaker 1: That's interesting and was he like whoa.
Speaker 2: He got shot in the back and screamed way and
Speaker 2: it was like, we gotta make this guy a.
Speaker 1: Real Whenever whenever there's there's a roach problem, there's a
Speaker 1: roach problem Mario again.
Speaker 2: He just he's trying his best and there's always something
Speaker 2: going wrong.
Speaker 1: Poor Mario. You know the Ghost of Yota. Uh, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm so stoked. I loved it. I dude, I loved
Speaker 1: ghost Sushima. I thought, is like one of the better
Speaker 1: things Eric.
Speaker 2: She she's somebody I followed. She's like in the dand community.
Speaker 2: She's the main character.
Speaker 1: She does U. She does a podcast with some people
Speaker 1: that I know. I think she's on Dimension twenty. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know that. I think she
Speaker 1: does want. I think she does one with Alana. I
Speaker 1: think I don't know.
Speaker 2: I could be I think she knows Alana. I feel
Speaker 2: like I've seen her in Alan on the same same
Speaker 2: probably something like that. But yeah, she's really cool.
Speaker 3: They're talking about it's probably all blurry, but this, uh
Speaker 3: this person, right, are you talking about this person?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So I saw people.
Speaker 3: This post, for example, says before and after woke infection,
Speaker 3: and she just has an undercut.
Speaker 1: That's there's just an undercut this And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's also queer. Cool, but I'm like, she's married woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's cause she's because oh she became queer because
Speaker 1: she's woke. Dude. It's it's pretty okay.
Speaker 3: It's getting it's getting so lazy, but you know what
Speaker 3: I am. I'm happy that I'm falling. I'm seeing my
Speaker 3: algorithm a lot that a bunch of creators are finally
Speaker 3: shitting on.
Speaker 1: These people like in Unison.
Speaker 3: They're they're making videos about these these grift because it's
Speaker 3: so easy. And I'm like, I I'm kind of happy
Speaker 3: because I felt I kind of wanted to do it,
Speaker 3: but also I was like, oh, wait, forgot about editing
Speaker 3: and like doing stuff, you know. I was like at
Speaker 3: at work. Yeah, I was like, oh this is that's
Speaker 3: gonna take like hours to make a video about this shit.
Speaker 1: I was like, I never mind what you call it.
Speaker 2: I was on I spoke to freaking Kelly about that
Speaker 2: ship oh right, because he was like he thought he
Speaker 2: was kidding. He was like, I really genuinely thought he
Speaker 2: was kidding. Yeah, this is a joke.
Speaker 1: This has to be that so funny, man I I
Speaker 1: really I want to get Actiman on the show so
Speaker 1: bad to talk about that stuff because it really is
Speaker 1: so fucking He thought it was a joke for real.
Speaker 3: He actually the first thing that I heard it one
Speaker 3: billion percent I shared it. I shared a clip of
Speaker 3: it because I was like, oh, this is I understand
Speaker 3: this isn't a joke. This is the laziest fucking thing
Speaker 3: I've ever heard. Because of how much how satirical it seems.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, the point is to be lazy and
Speaker 3: just say everything's gay.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, everything's gay, but not because of that. Look,
Speaker 1: there's one thing this Listen, there's one aspect of this
Speaker 1: conversation that I think. I think I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: BAT four. Okay, now I'm excited. I'm really stoked about it.
Speaker 1: I think goes to sim was awesome. I like the
Speaker 1: idea of going to like a new character and like
Speaker 1: having like I would imagine the third one is gonna
Speaker 1: be a bit of different character too. Even later in
Speaker 1: the time. I think that's cool. That's a cool setup.
Speaker 1: Gin was fine, Like I liked Gin fine, Like I
Speaker 1: don't need to see more of them. Whatever. But now
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We're gonna get some We're gonna get
Speaker 1: some hot Springs shots. What's what's gonna What's gonna happen
Speaker 1: with the hot Springs for the ride is we're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna see some cheese. Make or break. I think
Speaker 1: that's make or break. I think this is make up,
Speaker 1: make or break. This is it. This is because of
Speaker 1: this assistency. If you if you want to avoid a
Speaker 1: ship storm, if you're a wise. If you're wise, you'll
Speaker 1: give us some cheeks. I think the female see cheeks.
Speaker 2: The female form should be coveteded more because of how
Speaker 2: insane niggas are.
Speaker 1: Right, but should we? So do you guys want to do?
Speaker 1: You guys want to do like a bad Yeah? You
Speaker 1: guys want to put like you guys want to put
Speaker 1: like well, like something in like fifty bucks, something stupid,
Speaker 1: like like three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh, dangerous people money. It's like two thousand dollars, like
Speaker 2: maybe maybe a thousand me ten thousand.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3: Maybe you just hear yourself. Maybe one thousand, ten thousand.
Speaker 2: I'll dangerous Russ his money, so maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'll put fifty bucks down on there. Not
Speaker 1: gonna show cheeks. I could see that.
Speaker 3: I can't take the bet because I like, I feel
Speaker 3: I'm more on that side too, So it doesn't really
Speaker 3: I'm kind of like, well, I can't. I can't in
Speaker 3: good faith go against it, yeah, because I unfortunately it
Speaker 3: just I don't know, man. I was like, nigga, we're
Speaker 3: all adults. Just show some cheeks, goddamn.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, come on, like be even sure about it
Speaker 1: like whatever, just like I think I do think it
Speaker 1: is weird how like like and dude, to be fair,
Speaker 1: like there's there was so much outrage over the Dragon
Speaker 1: Dragon Age Vailguard like trans scars or whatever, and that
Speaker 1: to me was like dumb, but like wait what yeah,
Speaker 1: because you could you can have like mstectomy scars or
Speaker 1: whatever in the character Creder, which is I don't give
Speaker 1: a sh it, Yeah, I don't use it is weird
Speaker 1: then no, no, no, but no, no no, but here's the thing,
Speaker 1: it's it's weird to have that. And then there's no
Speaker 1: ass slider. Come on, you can't make your tits bigger?
Speaker 1: Come on, what are we doing? Like what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Like why can I make my tits bigger? In fucking
Speaker 1: Saints for the third but I can't do it in
Speaker 1: fucking Yeah, I don't know, Like I just think, like
Speaker 1: you gotta be you just gotta be adults. Treat us adult,
Speaker 1: be adult, Let us have ours, because it does come across,
Speaker 1: it does come across as like well we don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're mature enough, and it's like
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. Yeah, this is a this is
Speaker 1: an adult medium We've got like amazing stories going on
Speaker 1: in this medium that like rival, if not dwarful. A
Speaker 1: lot of what's going on in film and TV. We
Speaker 1: this is a mature medium. Treat us like fucking adults.
Speaker 1: Are people going to be immature about it? Of course,
Speaker 1: but service who shout out to Balder's Gate the whole
Speaker 1: fucking thing. They were queer as fuck, they were gay
Speaker 1: as fuck. It was it was woke as ship, but
Speaker 1: it was also like here's your here's here's your tits,
Speaker 1: here's your ass, here's the hottest people you've ever seen,
Speaker 1: just like absolute all. This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: That's what annoys me about, Like cause uh do all
Speaker 3: them years ago? I remember m K eleven was a
Speaker 3: big shift in Mortal Kombat and they did that same
Speaker 3: pandery thing where they said.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, the women, you know, we gotta.
Speaker 3: Have them have more armor on because they're going to combat,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, stop, please, Like, first of all, there's
Speaker 3: coraal Con, there's fucking Barka, Like Barca has a skin
Speaker 3: where he's wearing just the loin cloth, and I'm like, guys,
Speaker 3: just please stop treating us with kid gloves. Just they
Speaker 3: don't have to be as ridiculous as Mortal Combat nine,
Speaker 3: because they looked fucking absurd in that one.
Speaker 1: When they re Mortal.
Speaker 3: Combat and m K nine, their tits were all like
Speaker 3: Triple F's. Every single woman it was. It was a
Speaker 3: little hilarious. It was like beyond sexy, was like, this
Speaker 3: is kind of funny, and then it was like, but
Speaker 3: he just just you know, yeah, give Sony a massive tists,
Speaker 3: maybe make Molina's a little bit smaller, but you know, like.
Speaker 1: Dude, Melina's in nine were crazy well because.
Speaker 3: She had that fucking that that mummy, you know, when
Speaker 3: she was just in the wrappings her her ultimates.
Speaker 2: I remember playing that ship and having a having a small.
Speaker 1: With gigantic tits.
Speaker 2: I did not have relationship with that woman while she
Speaker 2: was away.
Speaker 1: I absolutely did not have sexual relations with a Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's even got a kiss mark on his fucking I
Speaker 1: didn't even notice. That's cool, that's crazy. I didn't notice
Speaker 1: that either.
Speaker 2: That's I looked up with a really disgusting dude, and
Speaker 2: I was looking at.
Speaker 3: Her was legendary. You're at a funeral and this motherfucker's
Speaker 3: eyes are like popping out looking at Wait what are
Speaker 3: you talking about? Iran Grinder was performing at Aretha Franklin's funeral,
Speaker 3: like when they were doing that like wake thing or whatever,
Speaker 3: and then he was like, his mouth is like a gabe,
Speaker 3: he's looking, he's his eyes are scanning Ariana Grind.
Speaker 1: Like he was gawking at her. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like he was. I was like, dude, a good old fashioned,
Speaker 1: a good old fashioned gawk gow I would have done
Speaker 1: to you four minutes ago, four minutes ago. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that same that same thing.
Speaker 3: There was this pastor talking to her while she was
Speaker 3: on stage, and he was grabbing a piece of her
Speaker 3: breast like you know how like when you like put
Speaker 3: your arm around.
Speaker 1: He had it under her arm and around and his
Speaker 1: fingers were cupping her tit a little bit.
Speaker 3: How uncomfortable she was trying to be you know, cool
Speaker 3: about it, but she was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: This guy, you can see the indentation. It was fucking
Speaker 1: crazy that he was talking about we're talking about Uh, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm we're talking about women feeling uncomfortable. I'm really not interested.
Speaker 1: That's fair, that's actually fair.
Speaker 2: This is less cool like this iss we really care
Speaker 2: about talking about.
Speaker 1: Video rig Sorry, I was watching I Need photos of
Speaker 1: I was watching Hill versus Babyface video.
Speaker 3: I don't even heard a pillar of garbage. I was
Speaker 3: just watching one of his videos last night, Pillar of Garbage.
Speaker 3: He just makes these videos just talking about like the
Speaker 3: Grifftons all this shit. And he was talking about was
Speaker 3: Hill versus Babyface right? And he examines like what a
Speaker 3: lot of people were saying. He was right all along,
Speaker 3: but it turns out no, it was just a whole
Speaker 3: like he was talking about, he enjoyed Starfield until he
Speaker 3: ran into the pronoun thing and then some clone, some
Speaker 3: woman that was cloned from a man or something, and
Speaker 3: then he freaked out. But revisionist history people are trying
Speaker 3: to say that he was right the whole time that
Speaker 3: Starfield sucked, but he actually enjoyed it for hours, tens
Speaker 3: of hours before he said anything bad about it. So
Speaker 3: he was just kind of pointing out that this guy's
Speaker 3: a fucking liar. He's trying to pretend like he's right.
Speaker 3: And it just made me happy again just seeing that
Speaker 3: guy freak out because it was I was like, I
Speaker 3: forgot about it. I was like, that was hilarious.
Speaker 1: It is yes, I was like, that's funny. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's funny then, like it is. It's entertaining that dude
Speaker 1: is genuinely mentally disabled, but you know, God bless probably
Speaker 1: physically too. Oh easily, there's no way, there's there's no way,
Speaker 1: there's no way he doesn't over.
Speaker 2: Sure, yes, spill over yeah from anyway.
Speaker 1: Next question comes from Chris Farley with an egg in
Speaker 1: his mouth. Nice, that's crazy wrote it, He says, Hello, boys.
Speaker 1: Previously Swing said he would eat my father, but I
Speaker 1: found it odd that he specified my father's clothes would
Speaker 1: be on. Are you afraid something down there would shift
Speaker 1: if you if you see another man's willy while you
Speaker 1: eat him. Obviously, you guys wouldn't do a twenty four
Speaker 1: hour show, but if you do, do some kind of
Speaker 1: longer show, please bring please uh someone bang the shit
Speaker 1: out of a triangle and say let's give it up
Speaker 1: for hour X on the X hour podcast. Oh, like
Speaker 1: like the I see, I know what you're saying. So yeah,
Speaker 1: what what was that about? Like you did threaten to
Speaker 1: eat somebody's father. He's freaking terrified.
Speaker 2: It's terrifying someone eating your father, because the idea is
Speaker 2: your father supposed to be the person that protects. You know,
Speaker 2: it would be a strong person in your life. Is
Speaker 2: when you're a young person, you know your dad would
Speaker 2: be like strong.
Speaker 1: I didn't have it that I don't know, but like
Speaker 1: yeah whatever, other people, what why did you specify the
Speaker 1: clothes would beyond?
Speaker 2: Because it's it's still more terrifying because I'm not even
Speaker 2: trying to have a meal. It's not about food. It's
Speaker 2: about just knowing that I'm scaring you eating your dad.
Speaker 2: So thinking, imagine yourself Chris nine, nine or ten years.
Speaker 1: Old, right, your your your war hearted father.
Speaker 2: That that's that's that's severed the mortal COI of many
Speaker 2: of Asian men.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Imagine someone wrestles your dad to the ground, opens their
Speaker 2: maw to the size of at least a three seat ouch,
Speaker 2: and begin to consume your father that's sucking up your day.
Speaker 1: Do you think that you can as I want to ask,
Speaker 1: I want to pose this question to the group, is
Speaker 1: there a possibility, you know, the idea of like a
Speaker 1: horseshoe theory, right where something can be so far in
Speaker 1: the opposite direction that it ends up kind of looping
Speaker 1: around and being the thing that it's far from. It's
Speaker 1: like Mixon and his racism. Do you think that somebody
Speaker 1: could be such such a bad person and a bad father,
Speaker 1: I'll put it this way. Do you think that somebody
Speaker 1: could be so self centered and so not concerned with
Speaker 1: the life of their child to the point where they
Speaker 1: look after their own reputation where it's like, well, well,
Speaker 1: if this kid grows up, I can't have him telling
Speaker 1: bad stories about me. Well yeah, and so they and
Speaker 1: so they end up being like a good father for
Speaker 1: like the wrong reasons almost, Like do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like that happens a lot
Speaker 2: in this world. Like I feel like somebody could be
Speaker 2: so racist that they're in fact progressive almost technically, you
Speaker 2: know how. So like I hate I hate this group
Speaker 2: so much that I want to fund and give them
Speaker 2: the chance to succeed so they leave where I am hmm,
Speaker 2: I see, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I just I hate them so bad, like you
Speaker 1: should have tete it. It's like I can't fuck it
Speaker 1: stand them. I want them all gone.
Speaker 2: And then they can end up funding their communities so
Speaker 2: they don't have to leave their communities, so they never
Speaker 2: have to deal with them.
Speaker 1: That's that's a while. I like that it would be
Speaker 1: nice if that's what they did.
Speaker 3: Or hey, yeah, yeah, man, we wouldn't have to move
Speaker 3: into your fucking white neighborhood if you fucking gave us infrastructure.
Speaker 3: You know, we we fucking I think a lot of
Speaker 3: niggas were fine living in a certain neighborhood. They were
Speaker 3: until they were desolate and they had.
Speaker 1: To leave.
Speaker 2: To New York and everybody was like, oh God, damn it.
Speaker 2: You know, everything was good back when my streets was
Speaker 2: filled with ship and everybody's food tasted like boiled pits.
Speaker 4: I liked it better when toilets were giant holes fifty
Speaker 4: feet in the sky where the wind from the outside
Speaker 4: would whip up and in and assassins could crawl up
Speaker 4: your toilet pipe and assassinate you.
Speaker 1: That actually did happen. The Lemur. The Lemur wrote it.
Speaker 1: He says, call me Haitian the way I eat the
Speaker 1: pussy nice, he says. He says that being said, if
Speaker 1: you had to edge, if you had to edge to
Speaker 1: any PlayStation character, who would it be? Myself? Personally, I
Speaker 1: would choose Crash Bandicoot because you know, you just know
Speaker 1: he focks. So this is a concerning individual, very smoky
Speaker 1: coded it's very con I forgot about that whole thing,
Speaker 1: very smoky coded. That is concerning for a lot of reasons. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's the baddest bitch from PlayStation?
Speaker 1: That's not obviously Laura Croft. Yeah, that's why I was like,
Speaker 1: don't say Laura Craft. That's too easy. Well, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: playing fast and loose with what PlayStation because crash, Well
Speaker 1: what lower Croft counts? All these people count. I understand
Speaker 1: that they're not owned or whatever, but like we're gonna play,
Speaker 1: We're gonna play loose. Okay here, So like there are people,
Speaker 1: I'm sure who are fans of the other show who
Speaker 1: will be like, that's not really PlayStation. It's a different show.
Speaker 1: A video game that's on PlayStation one. Right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just.
Speaker 2: Saying, I know wh I'm gonna choose, right, if it's
Speaker 2: the video game, it's on PlayStation, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: choose that character.
Speaker 1: Well, who is it?
Speaker 2: We Ada long bro A. She's so she's like the
Speaker 2: top four hotest video.
Speaker 1: That counts. I don't see why not. Yeah that counts.
Speaker 1: There's a long in this Carlac. That's it. That's like
Speaker 1: I think female characters. I think I think Tifa. I
Speaker 1: think Tifa to care. I didn't care until that swimsuit
Speaker 1: mission in Rebirth that I'm not even joking. That's what
Speaker 1: got me to buy the game. I was going to
Speaker 1: skip that game in time, and I was like, I guess,
Speaker 1: pretty well, WHOA, I guess I'll play. She seems interesting.
Speaker 1: He's a good character. Yeah, she's a great Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: because I would have cheated and said, like Eve from
Speaker 1: Stellar Blade, but Stella Stellar Blade. It's weird because she's
Speaker 1: so she's like so hot that it it. She's not
Speaker 1: hot anymore, like she's like she's I don't know how
Speaker 1: to describe it, Like she's so sexual that is.
Speaker 2: I don't think Banet's hot. I think social so much
Speaker 2: as like this is boring.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of the way she moves man Like
Speaker 3: I just I like, to me, I kind of agree,
Speaker 3: she's like Dante to me, like that's not sexy.
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, suave, like cool.
Speaker 2: It's it's more.
Speaker 1: It's more attractive than it is sexy, right, I guess
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like yeah, I agree,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's like Stellar Blade and like Banded, it's
Speaker 1: like they're sexy. But like or they're attractive, but like
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't see them in any like It's
Speaker 1: it's not like Tifa where I'm like, you're there's something there. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know you're you're not showing it, but there's something.
Speaker 1: I mean, has the heavies on her bro. He's got
Speaker 1: the heavy Dude, that ship was crazy. She got the
Speaker 1: heavies on her bro.
Speaker 3: This is this is a tough one for me because
Speaker 3: like I'm torn between like if I'm thinking more traditionally
Speaker 3: PlayStation just because like this franchise started on PlayStation PlayStation one,
Speaker 3: specifically dead or Alive, Like, uh.
Speaker 2: That's not consume. I'm just out of AMMO at that time,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Like that, and then remember remember fucking Beach Volleyball came out,
Speaker 3: and you're like.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, just kidding. Tiva Loahar is.
Speaker 2: Fifteen years old, just kidding, she's not fifteen, she's fifteen.
Speaker 2: She's fifteen when you do the mission when her dad dies,
Speaker 2: she's not fifteen, Just.
Speaker 1: Getting just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. These
Speaker 1: people are teenagers or is just getting just kidding. They're
Speaker 1: not her and Cloud.
Speaker 2: I think Cloud's like twenty one twenty twos.
Speaker 1: Aren't they just just kidding? I'm not.
Speaker 2: You don't got you don't gotta worry. That's that's a
Speaker 2: that's a that's a silly bab.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't know I could give a fuck, dude,
Speaker 1: she's clearly like if she's modeled like a fucking full ger.
Speaker 1: I don't even I thought.
Speaker 3: But okay, I I feel like this is one of
Speaker 3: those moments to me with who are we talking about?
Speaker 1: We're I was surprised that they were teenagers. Oh the
Speaker 1: oh my god, I know what the fuck we were
Speaker 1: just talking. I don't know it.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, the Sonic, Conic people, the Sonic, the Hedgehog people, Sonic.
Speaker 3: There's not a cast or whatever like teenagers. And I'm like, really,
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I did for me.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe there's some new media that would have
Speaker 3: them look like children.
Speaker 1: But like the ship that I grew up with, I
Speaker 1: had no idea.
Speaker 2: Actually, they've always been They've always been young, right, They've
Speaker 2: always been like young, and I've always thought them as teenagers.
Speaker 2: I thought they we alway supposed to like really like.
Speaker 3: It again, it's just like, yeah, like just a little surprising,
Speaker 3: but Consumi man and then the Juggle Physics and the
Speaker 3: Old Dead or Life games were fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: Their crazy work, crazy work.
Speaker 3: Those games were like, say, if she's not available, Rainbow Meka,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Dang, I would actually hate to die from our Rainbow
Speaker 2: Meka special.
Speaker 1: I actually I actually think who's the who's the main character?
Speaker 1: That the girl the lady in RESIDL three remake, I dude,
Speaker 1: remake Jill. I actually think it's pretty fucking bang.
Speaker 2: Like there's something I don't like, remake Jill from being honest,
Speaker 2: I like, I like, I think Joe from five when
Speaker 2: she has the fucking crazy tight span nex on and
Speaker 2: he's a superperson as fucking bad as well.
Speaker 3: I love Marvel to Jill because she just seems like
Speaker 3: a baddie. But like, you know, who it's is based
Speaker 3: on the old Jill, but number five she seems kind
Speaker 3: of slutty.
Speaker 1: I like that. You know, I'm actually kind of cool
Speaker 1: with that. I like that.
Speaker 2: I like, I like I like I like when like
Speaker 2: they look like they got to take money from me afterwards,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like when they like.
Speaker 2: A glorious way to die, bro.
Speaker 1: A glorious way to Jesus Christ, that is insane, glorious
Speaker 1: way to go. Man. Oh that is so crazy. Man,
Speaker 1: she's so case I remember and I remembered it intentionally exaggerated.
Speaker 1: You look good. That is fucking it is such a man.
Speaker 1: This is a male podcast.
Speaker 2: She's so she's so dumped up. It's silly, dude.
Speaker 1: She's dumped up. She's years old. Chun Ley. Also, Cammy's
Speaker 1: crazy and out of pocket. Bro. Cammy for me is
Speaker 1: the whole time that this whole for my entire life
Speaker 1: is like that fucking that that specific jumpsuit that green anyway.
Speaker 1: Uh Swing on an f b i Q Plus watch
Speaker 1: list for his homophobic joke wrote, uh, which one true?
Speaker 1: So this guy, he writes, and he says or she says,
Speaker 1: I don't know presumably if the conversation that we just
Speaker 1: had is any indication. Uh hello cowboy horse and cameraman.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're not a question. But fun fact. Fun
Speaker 1: fact I learned this week Kenneth D. Pina pinion ak
Speaker 1: a Mister Hands actually worked for Boeing. I looked into it.
Speaker 1: When I looked into it and discovered he worked at
Speaker 1: the same facility. Though definitely, though definitely never that we
Speaker 1: definitely never met. Uh, he worked at the same facility
Speaker 1: as my old landlord. You have a connection to mister hands.
Speaker 1: That's special. Who's the one that a campaign got shoved
Speaker 1: in his ass and he died? Right? Was the same guy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that guy exactly. He was the guy who gave a
Speaker 1: horse a pilot's license, shoved it in the cockpit of
Speaker 1: a Bowey some forty seven, and directed it to fly
Speaker 1: up his ass. And uh and that's how he perished,
Speaker 1: damn man. And uh what a way to go? Was
Speaker 1: on September tenth, and I was on September tenth and
Speaker 1: then and then nobody could find the plane or his ass.
Speaker 1: And then we found it. We found it. Ah, man,
Speaker 1: you can't even dismount the joke. Joke, how would you?
Speaker 1: All right? Real question kicks the Yeah, you wake up.
Speaker 1: You're on a flight. You're on a flight from like
Speaker 1: I don't know, LA to New York, New York to LA,
Speaker 1: A six hour flight, a long one. You wake up
Speaker 1: in the middle, it's like three and a half hours
Speaker 1: in Uh, you get up to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: You're in the front of the plane, so you you
Speaker 1: go towards the front. Okay, as you're about to go
Speaker 1: into the bathroom. You turn to your right and you
Speaker 1: see the cockpit door is open, and it's a horse
Speaker 1: just kicking, just kick, just losing its Dama, it's kicking.
Speaker 1: You see sparks. It's definitely denting some metal. But this
Speaker 1: is two, like three and a half hours into the flight,
Speaker 1: so and things have been going. Things have Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean the planes up in the air. You haven't checked
Speaker 1: the map yet, so you don't know if you're going.
Speaker 1: I heard the pilot speak, it's like, dude, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Everybody? What will happen another flight to this?
Speaker 1: In the beginning, yeah, in the beginning, you hear the
Speaker 1: pilot speaking, it's like, how's it going everybody? I'm Derek.
Speaker 1: Don't the flight one oh seven. We are en route
Speaker 1: to New York please uh we will be arriving at
Speaker 1: five forty nine Eastern Standard time, or we will get
Speaker 1: some turbulent like it's the same, it's the normal. And
Speaker 1: then he goes side and then but but but that
Speaker 1: message gets gets cut off. That message gets gets cut off.
Speaker 1: You hear like a ca and then that's it. And
Speaker 1: then the pilot that the instruction people give their thing,
Speaker 1: and then the plane reverses and pulls, pulls back onto
Speaker 1: the tarmac, flies away, you know, So that's the that's
Speaker 1: your situation.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I would do. I'd be so panicked.
Speaker 2: I would I would be so scared. I would just like,
Speaker 2: look at the situation I'm in and have to immediately
Speaker 2: calm myself down, or else I'd freak the fuck out.
Speaker 2: I'd ruin everybody else's time there because I'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: cool Colmo.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't. You wouldn't ask anybody what's up? The flight attendants?
Speaker 1: What do I do?
Speaker 2: Like look, because I feel like they don't know and
Speaker 2: they're gonna panic too.
Speaker 1: So what happens?
Speaker 2: You go?
Speaker 3: You go talk to a flight attend You're like, hey, dude,
Speaker 3: what the dude, there's a fucking horse on the cockpit.
Speaker 1: What the's going on? Like what the And she's like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Dude? Sir? Could you please
Speaker 1: have a sea You're gonna scare the passengers.
Speaker 2: Now, I wouldn't be loud about it. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: excuse me, should you possibly mind following me to the
Speaker 2: front of the car.
Speaker 1: Or I'm like, oh wait, hold on, I'll be the
Speaker 1: flight attend tell me how. You tell me how you're
Speaker 1: gonna handle this. I'm like, hey, excuse me. There seems
Speaker 1: to be a in the bathroom. Which seat beltlight is on?
Speaker 1: You're supposed to remain see? Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you know? Yes, I understand. Would you mind
Speaker 2: this one quick second? Can I show you something the bathroom?
Speaker 2: I know this may sound a little weird, but I
Speaker 2: think there's a small problem in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't feel comfortable doing that that. It's
Speaker 1: not my responsibility. I'm I handle duties in the back
Speaker 1: of the plane. Please remain seated, sir, We're about to
Speaker 1: hit some turbulence. I want you to be safe.
Speaker 2: So there is there is a horse finest plane.
Speaker 1: We have to land the plane. We have to land
Speaker 1: the plane. We have to kick you off. You are
Speaker 1: you're a.
Speaker 2: Land the plane and then he and my partner will
Speaker 2: get off the plane immediately. In fact, we'll get off immediately.
Speaker 2: Absolutely sorry, sorry to bother you, my apologist. Please let's
Speaker 2: land the plane like right now, like right right now,
Speaker 2: like now, like land wherever we are not right now.
Speaker 3: The marshall, You're gonna have to calm the fuck down
Speaker 3: right now, that yeah, with the longest gun. He's all
Speaker 3: the way in the back of the plane and he
Speaker 3: pulls out a gun. You're all the way in the front,
Speaker 3: and the barrel's touching your face. Fucking luber, it's a
Speaker 3: pistol too.
Speaker 1: He is ready to murder me. He is hard at
Speaker 1: the idea of the fuck out right now, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play your fucking head off. How fucking killing you, dumb
Speaker 1: blobby person.
Speaker 3: Mean while in the backgund you hear the horse. You
Speaker 3: just hear the horse going horse.
Speaker 1: You're like, sir, the horse is loud as fu by,
Speaker 1: the bugging is going wild. The horse killed the horse
Speaker 1: board to play kill the pilot. You gotta look these
Speaker 1: details you're gonna have to fill out with your own imagination.
Speaker 1: All I know is that the horse is there. The
Speaker 1: horse has a turban. God damn, it's always always a turnout.
Speaker 1: The horse is turbed up, and you're like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: turb turbed down for what this horse is a fucking
Speaker 1: gee hottis oh no horse jack a plane? They telt
Speaker 1: a horse how to sneak onto a flight somehow. This
Speaker 1: is the most practical thing you can do. This is
Speaker 1: a g horsse horses, a giant animal, no stealth at all.
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is the hottest g hordes. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: We're fucking doomed.
Speaker 3: And for some reason, Biden's fucking reading the children that
Speaker 3: you know he's reading, sir, fucking horse slammed into the president.
Speaker 1: Horse slammed into Where are they going now? Which? Which
Speaker 1: buildings he slamming into? This time? Which would the New
Speaker 1: York again? Would they? Would that be too? Like that's
Speaker 1: now they.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't run, they would run back already been done.
Speaker 1: They would hit something like crazy like they would they
Speaker 1: would fly a plane into like the biggest ball of
Speaker 1: twine in Minnesota, like the Chris that would suck. That's
Speaker 1: where like they make like close to us. That's so
Speaker 1: like I love that place. Like they make such bog standards.
Speaker 1: It's nothing like crazy special, but like it's it's it's
Speaker 1: good enough. And like they have like a lot of
Speaker 1: candies that like you can't find, Like they had walka
Speaker 1: bars for like a fucking while I.
Speaker 2: Miss I missed my I miss back a little bit.
Speaker 1: But they had they have my favorite sour candy.
Speaker 2: But you're right there now, you're like right next to it. Damn,
Speaker 2: I forgot you're at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, dude, they hit, they hit, they hit. Uh
Speaker 1: they hit Fordham Road, was like, I want them to hit.
Speaker 1: I want them to hit something like really like the
Speaker 1: I don't even know, like what would really hurt us,
Speaker 1: Like like, uh, they.
Speaker 2: Hit the last blimpies in New York.
Speaker 1: They should. They should fly it into like like specifically
Speaker 1: one of the stars on the Hollywood Walking Flames Walking
Speaker 1: Fan like they like aim for like a specific.
Speaker 3: Nose the very tip of the nose of the blade
Speaker 3: hits that cracks ship, but destroys the entire.
Speaker 1: Right outside of like right outside of like Ameba Records.
Speaker 2: Damn, damn just collateral damn image out the fucking ass.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have my car out there soon. I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: Are you driving it back? You're be able to drive
Speaker 1: around and get shit? Yeah, well, I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I'm not super sure. Yeah, it would be cool. Well,
Speaker 1: like because my mom said she would drive back with me,
Speaker 1: which would be kind of interesting. And then but at
Speaker 1: the same time, my mom is like she's she's like
Speaker 1: a backseat driver in like a in like a motherly way.
Speaker 1: So like if I go, yeah, if I go five
Speaker 1: miles over the speed limit, she goes like, slow down,
Speaker 1: slow down. I'm like, so, I don't know. Maybe nope,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I love my mom, Dedeah for
Speaker 1: thousand miles no.
Speaker 2: Across the country. That's gonna drive crazy, dude. It's gonna
Speaker 2: drive her crazy too.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're gonna go. You're gonna go like ninety miles
Speaker 1: an hour. Sometime, like on some of the froat, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 1: Out the driveway. Let's see a good of a maneuvering.
Speaker 1: What is your fucking what does your engine sound like?
Speaker 1: You were? Are you wait? Wait? Are you reversing out
Speaker 1: of the driveway? You just straight up just driving. I'm
Speaker 1: streaming out of the driveway in.
Speaker 2: Fact, side profile out the driveway, Tokyo, drifting out of it.
Speaker 1: You never take your foot off the accelerator never, Sorry, Mom,
Speaker 1: This is how I drive.
Speaker 2: No, Mom, I don't break I just drive less fast sometimes.
Speaker 1: Sorry mom, this is just how I do it. I
Speaker 1: swerve once and I flip fifty times, and I end
Speaker 1: up in that commercial where the children get hit by
Speaker 1: the rolling car.
Speaker 3: Have you guys seen the video speaking of fast cars.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna grab something. You say what you're gonna say, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're gonna say.
Speaker 2: I saw a video of this guy's car flipping so
Speaker 2: much and it flipped to the point.
Speaker 1: That he flipped out of it. That's good. No, I
Speaker 1: mean it's a good flip. It was really sad. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's a good flip. The landing is not good, but
Speaker 1: the flip is good. It's all about the landing after
Speaker 1: the flip. That's what. That's what makes it good or bad.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm digging it. I'm digging it. Flip good,
Speaker 1: landing bad, A long day. What what the is that?
Speaker 1: Why do you own that? When you what the family
Speaker 1: the family car that is the most double income no
Speaker 1: kids purchase ever.
Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely, I'm saying that right now.
Speaker 1: Family car? What the hell is that? Like? Look right,
Speaker 1: I've never you I've never seen exploding death dead man's car.
Speaker 1: I've never seen you just said fast and furious. It's
Speaker 1: the you never said makes me so bad. You don't
Speaker 1: know what this is. I've never seen fast and furious.
Speaker 1: That house literally looks like it looks like you bought
Speaker 1: a toy of a random house. That's the family house.
Speaker 1: Family cars, dumbs, Muslim family car.
Speaker 2: That's Dom's American muffler.
Speaker 1: That's that's hit. That's hit the trees car too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out jo. She discovered that ship. I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: by the free please, oh Jesus.
Speaker 1: I just have this. Yeah, I just have this puppet
Speaker 1: of Jesus. That's pretty, which feels it.
Speaker 3: Kind of is if you really deeply a religious person,
Speaker 3: you'd probably be a little mad about that.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, but like, I don't think this was like
Speaker 1: a joke toy, Like I think this is really Oh
Speaker 1: is that like a poor like immigrant made that or something?
Speaker 1: Because that's what it looks like. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: So the tag says on his inner thigh, by the way,
Speaker 1: it's I don't know if you can see you probably can't,
Speaker 1: but it's it just Jesus. And then it says it
Speaker 1: says Jesus, and it says, little little thinkers, what we
Speaker 1: gotta find out what that place is? Unemployed Philosopher's Guide, Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: New York. Of course, So like, okay, wait, this is
Speaker 1: coming back to me. So I think they made many
Speaker 1: of these, and it was like figures throughout history that
Speaker 1: were like famous for like like philosophy, So I think
Speaker 1: it was like Socrates and uh probably like probably like Einstein,
Speaker 1: Carl Sagan and then Jesus, I'm not even joking. I
Speaker 1: remember this very vivid like the other What are these? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've also got a little cross, really cool cross, like
Speaker 1: a spider Man here. Put the car in the garage.
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't have anything cool. I don't
Speaker 1: have anything cool right here? Like what the only reason
Speaker 1: I have cool things right now is because I'm home
Speaker 1: where like all of the stuff that was too cool
Speaker 1: for me to risk and a move remained. What I have?
Speaker 1: I have these?
Speaker 2: Like I have these custom made dn D dice that
Speaker 2: no one else has in their spider Man them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's gay. What's something cool? This is fire? Wait?
Speaker 1: That was a present? Right? Yeah? Yeah, that's that's got
Speaker 1: a little charge.
Speaker 2: You can't I can't even use those dice.
Speaker 1: They just stay in that body. You gotta sell them,
Speaker 1: sell them. Yeah. I think that globe that's this is oldest.
Speaker 1: Probably like this this came probably in one of those McDonald's,
Speaker 1: or maybe not even McDonald's, but like one of those
Speaker 1: like Pokemal toys. Did you ever come back and use
Speaker 1: that globe as a toy as anything like?
Speaker 3: Was did that thing ever come into your like anything like,
Speaker 3: oh maybe that's unicron or or freezer destroys it or something,
Speaker 3: or it's a it's a it's a spirit bomb.
Speaker 1: No, this, this was never a toy. For this is
Speaker 1: only in the basement now that I'm an adult. This
Speaker 1: was like on a shelf when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: That was like, this was distinctly an adult thing, like
Speaker 1: I can play with this. I actually want one, but
Speaker 1: now it's I want one of those actually dustiest fuck
Speaker 1: that thing. But I got all sorts of bullshit here.
Speaker 1: I want to take through some of my stuff and
Speaker 1: put it in my car. So I want to take
Speaker 1: a bunch of I.
Speaker 2: Got nothing, fancy, bro, I have lightsabers and ship in my.
Speaker 3: Closet, in your closet not on display. Yeah, you're fucking what.
Speaker 2: I don't have the space for it to be on display, honestly,
Speaker 2: ultra combo finish. My comics are outside my Like have
Speaker 2: you seen my ship? My freaking ship? Haven't I have
Speaker 2: that outside? I don't have the space for my other stuff.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Lily used whipped it was very I.
Speaker 2: Have no I have no say in my life. Also
Speaker 2: as well, that's another.
Speaker 1: Lily used slave owner. It was very effective used. You know,
Speaker 1: you know what she tells me that you know she
Speaker 1: calls me. She's like, yeah, I love my slave. He's
Speaker 1: still good with my feelings. He's still good to me.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is funny. This a funny question. Not
Speaker 1: funny but amusing. Galac Dick Devour Galack Dick Devour of
Speaker 1: Balls wrote in he says, hey, there thing, he says, hey,
Speaker 1: there thing. One thing too, And Chris in the hat,
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a hat today. I normally wear hats
Speaker 1: because like we start so early, like we start kind
Speaker 1: of not early for like normal people, but early for us.
Speaker 1: We start in the morning. But here, like where I'm
Speaker 1: on Eastern times, so I've had a whole day and
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like dealing with my hair in
Speaker 1: the morning. I'm just like whatever, I'll put a hat on.
Speaker 1: But it says a while ago. Chris and Derek gave
Speaker 1: Sween a lot of ship for saying that slang changes
Speaker 1: meaning do you remember this? This is full?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And for not be and and for not being
Speaker 1: able to provide an example. Well, I have an example
Speaker 1: I've recently learned and was curious about how y'all felt
Speaker 1: about it. A bop has always been a good song
Speaker 1: or catchy beat to them, but with the new generation
Speaker 1: it seems to have taken on a meaning more synonymous
Speaker 1: with words like thought or hoya. Is that true? But
Speaker 1: what was the hmmm? What was the so? The original argument? Wait?
Speaker 1: What was the original argument? Like that, who'se are? So?
Speaker 3: He was arguing in favor that like things change over time,
Speaker 3: and we were saying it and.
Speaker 1: A while ago, yeah, a while ago. Chris ca a
Speaker 1: lot of gave Sween a lot of ship for saying
Speaker 1: that slang changes meaning and not for not being able
Speaker 1: to provide an example. I feel like it was a
Speaker 1: little bit more sophisticated in that, because I do think
Speaker 1: slang changes meaning. I think I wish I could remember
Speaker 1: the specific I think there are things that or or
Speaker 1: you cannot force meaning into it, or you cannot invent
Speaker 1: slang out of I can't remember that there's something missed.
Speaker 1: I think cool. I think I remember A core of
Speaker 1: that conversation was that cool has been cool the whole time,
Speaker 1: like for like, cool has remained what what is what
Speaker 1: it's been for fucking ever? Yeah, one of them bad
Speaker 1: I remember, I know, I remember. It's that slang cannot
Speaker 1: something cannot be adopted into slang and then change like
Speaker 1: that's the argument. So like if something is like if
Speaker 1: cool meant something, then that was not slang, right, it
Speaker 1: was just cool meant like temperature yah, And then it
Speaker 1: becomes slang, it's very difficult or basically near impossible for
Speaker 1: that slang to shift into something completely different. So like
Speaker 1: cool will always remain cool. Even something like bad in
Speaker 1: the slang term still will always be like, well it's
Speaker 1: changed into badass, but it's still kind of like the same.
Speaker 1: And so bop, I guess it actually is a good
Speaker 1: example because bop is used to be like h I
Speaker 1: guess the the definition of BOP's probably like a like
Speaker 1: a hit, like literally hitting something like bop you on
Speaker 1: the head. I think I would imagine is like to
Speaker 1: be assa yeah, like a round it. And so bop
Speaker 1: being turned into slang for like a hit song that
Speaker 1: was kind of recent, and so that that is a
Speaker 1: good example. That's but that's the only example again that
Speaker 1: that I can even think of that happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about bad though? I feel like bad does
Speaker 2: it entirely well?
Speaker 3: I think because I think because it's it was normally
Speaker 3: bad ass, and then people just shorten it to bad,
Speaker 3: So it's technically not bad if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's technically like something cool is badass. Like that's what
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: That Like someone's like maybe not reversib, but like a
Speaker 2: bad bit over there.
Speaker 1: I think. So I think, well, a bad bitch literally
Speaker 1: means the same. That's literally what it. That's the same.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Actually, like it. It's the
Speaker 1: same slang that it's always been. That's the same slang
Speaker 1: that Michael Jackson was saying. I guess that bad. I
Speaker 1: guess slang doesn't. Terms don't change what you're trying to say, right,
Speaker 1: Slang terms generally solidify them selves in slang and cannot
Speaker 1: be reworked. Mater, Dope, what do you mean? Don't means
Speaker 1: the same thing, right, because dope is sucking the drug.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it became as a slang word cool,
Speaker 3: like that's dope.
Speaker 2: I can't because was it was no, it wasn't dope.
Speaker 2: Then dope means stupid.
Speaker 1: That's dopey really dope, I mean actual definition word, not
Speaker 1: a slang word. Yeah, dope. Yeah, like a dope isn't
Speaker 1: so dope dope slang for stupid. No is dope, So
Speaker 1: go ahead and look at it. So dope the drug
Speaker 1: dope is before was it before a drug? It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're a.
Speaker 2: Dope administrator in order to enhance inhibitorm. So dope is
Speaker 2: also a drug. And then dope is also to smear
Speaker 2: over with thick liquid.
Speaker 1: Okay, nobody says.
Speaker 2: Do dope clean?
Speaker 1: Dope is fine? Yeah, I think splat when I hear dope.
Speaker 1: I would imagine that. Like I don't think dope was
Speaker 1: slang for stupid. I think it just literally it was
Speaker 1: just another word. Yeah, well the word dope is is
Speaker 1: another word for it, but like it's just it describes
Speaker 1: very like a dope is dopey like that, what makes
Speaker 1: you dope is that you're a dope. Dopey is dope
Speaker 1: is someone who's dope.
Speaker 3: E That's what I thought to But then how come
Speaker 3: when you're when you put in the dope as a definition,
Speaker 3: it's not giving you the like a stupid nigga as
Speaker 3: a definition.
Speaker 1: It's I don't know nobody it is, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So it started that way, and then my assumption is
Speaker 1: that it got translated over to drugs because the idea
Speaker 1: is that if you smoke dope, you're stupid. Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: So like if you smoke you I'm not stupid. Like basically, if.
Speaker 3: You're on like fit rugged that type of stuff, you're like,
Speaker 3: that's like dope. It's supposed to be more of like
Speaker 3: that sleepy ship, like that dumb sleepy ship.
Speaker 1: So that's like dope, dumb ass stupid nigga as dwarf. Yeah,
Speaker 1: stupid nigga ass dwarf dope.
Speaker 2: That is his real description, if you could even snow
Speaker 2: White says it, dumb ass nigga dwarf dumb stupid nigga
Speaker 2: do dopey.
Speaker 1: It's like, whoa, that is crazy. Yeah, no, I mean
Speaker 1: look that that is probably the best example that I've heard,
Speaker 1: but I I yeah, that's uh, that's the only one
Speaker 1: that I can think of. Though you're you're probably gonna
Speaker 1: do it quite a bit right there.
Speaker 3: They're gonna take a lot of things and just change
Speaker 3: into whatever the they want. That's been happening a lot
Speaker 3: because there are things that I haven't stuck around even
Speaker 3: when we were millennials. But I feel like the gen
Speaker 3: Z is just throwing ship at the wall, like I've
Speaker 3: never seen slaying.
Speaker 1: Gibbety that much.
Speaker 3: Like, uh, that's but the things that there's there's some
Speaker 3: things that definitely have that are sticking around that that
Speaker 3: even me where I've I've noticed that, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I kind of like I'm shifting a little bit and
Speaker 3: accepting this. So but I think they're trying to like
Speaker 3: they're trying to become pioneers essentially, you know, like skibbety skibby.
Speaker 3: I don't even think what is that there's a me
Speaker 3: meaning I thought it was like a skibbity on toilet.
Speaker 1: It's a it's it's a brain, it's a brain run
Speaker 1: the uh, I will say bop is kind of surprising.
Speaker 1: I genuinely didn't know that because it still is.
Speaker 3: But into gen Zers, it might be it might be
Speaker 3: like saying I said one time on the podcast that
Speaker 3: somebody said bet to me. This was years ago, and
Speaker 3: I thought they made in the sense to how we
Speaker 3: use it, like you want to bet, right, because we
Speaker 3: used to say you want to bet, and then we
Speaker 3: shortened it to bet, and so it's like you basically
Speaker 3: like wanted to take somebody on, and now it's just
Speaker 3: an affirmation.
Speaker 1: It's like saying yeah.
Speaker 3: And so I was confused when someone said bet to me.
Speaker 3: I'm like that what I was, like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like? Be? What? What the I guess slap right, because
Speaker 1: there's slap the ver one that I've accepted.
Speaker 2: I've accepted, then put put or apply, apply something somewhere quickly,
Speaker 2: and we're.
Speaker 1: Not gonna get it. We're not gonna we're not gonna
Speaker 1: read the fucking dictionary. Accepted. That is something slaps. I
Speaker 1: use it every once in a while. Yeah, I like slaps.
Speaker 1: I like slaps. I don't mind. There's some good, some
Speaker 1: good I heard. I've heard what what what the fuck
Speaker 1: is he reading? What is he? Just go hurry, hurry.
Speaker 2: I just thought of something like it's really stupid. It
Speaker 2: was this slaps like that nigger I drowned. Someone say
Speaker 2: say that saying that it's not even that god because
Speaker 2: he slapped when he drowned, And please bleep that out.
Speaker 2: I don't want that attached to me.
Speaker 1: I will. I'm gonna know. You don't get to have
Speaker 1: that bleeped out, know what do you mean? Are you kidding? You? Throw?
Speaker 1: You throw a forced edit for Derek at an hour
Speaker 1: and thirty. Absolutely you asked me. I didn't do it
Speaker 1: all perfectly. If if if it were me editing the
Speaker 1: show sale, I would I would clip that word out
Speaker 1: of you saying it. I would repeat it fifty times.
Speaker 1: I would put it. I don't care that word, but
Speaker 1: also don't do that?
Speaker 3: Have he spiraling into a black hole with that hard
Speaker 3: art echoing that I'm gonna take. I'm gonna like, look
Speaker 3: quick little five minute edit, and you're gonna like you're
Speaker 3: gonna You're gonna come out on the on the other
Speaker 3: end into another You're gonna end up in Jacob Taylor's
Speaker 3: side mission like I'm just gonna put the.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be a fucking brainrod and fucking dupist eating
Speaker 1: eating alien plants just to survive.
Speaker 2: Like Jacob's put Jacob to de Bud, He's fucking that planet.
Speaker 2: Why does tick Dad have to be a black person?
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot by aware good.
Speaker 3: I just like, why can't I just want a interesting
Speaker 3: like the well Captain Anderson was interesting, so fair enough.
Speaker 1: But oh dude, well I've been home. I've been playing obviously,
Speaker 1: I've been playing some Gears of War three. I haven't
Speaker 1: played I haven't played Gears War three and fucking forever.
Speaker 1: So I forgot a lot about this. I totally forgot about, Like,
Speaker 1: I forgot about how many like Well, first of all, look,
Speaker 1: it's good. I'm not big on these exploding fucking o them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the lambit like they've been the only thing. It's the
Speaker 1: only thing you fight for, like the entirety again again,
Speaker 1: they're the ones that explodes. Yeah, they're the normal enemy type.
Speaker 1: They all explode, oh ship, And it's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know that I want to chainsaw these people, like but
Speaker 1: I can't. But they punish you for I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's weird. I want to fight the the locus back.
Speaker 1: It's good though so far. But anyway, then we're talking
Speaker 1: about blowjob behind the wah wah rode in. He says, Hey,
Speaker 1: twink Otter and Bear, if every Rockstar Games protagonist ran
Speaker 1: for president, who has your vote and who do you
Speaker 1: think is winning? I think smart money is on Nico Beleic.
Speaker 1: Nico Bellic couldn't run for office because he's an immer.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go dutch Man. I think Dutch would win.
Speaker 1: Dutch would win. I'm gonna go Dutch. I have the
Speaker 1: same thought.
Speaker 3: I think he's he looks cooler than Trump, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, But he says like similar just weasly
Speaker 3: words and it would be good enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They both have concepts of a plan, but Dutch
Speaker 1: sells the concept like he's like I have I've had,
Speaker 1: I have a plan, Arthur, we just like it. Actually,
Speaker 1: like what he says is literally just what Trump says.
Speaker 1: It's literally like I I have a plan. We need money,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Like it's it's the same.
Speaker 2: The thing is Dutch isn't just a vapid idiot thing
Speaker 2: that that is right, But he's not a vapid he.
Speaker 1: That like he's he's still stupid as ship. Like the
Speaker 1: Blackwater plan was fucking idiotic, like it was. It was
Speaker 1: a terrible execute anyway. But I just think what I thought,
Speaker 1: but I thought, you knew Spanish, I just Welluchet, what
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 3: I just feel like the only thing that Trump's missing
Speaker 3: is that he never says helps people have faith.
Speaker 1: That's what he's missing.
Speaker 3: But that's like have faith, have faith people, And I
Speaker 3: think people make right, because I think that's what roped
Speaker 3: everybody into Dutch.
Speaker 1: Just kidding.
Speaker 3: Have faith, man, and you're like, well, you literally can't
Speaker 3: rationalize after because faith and rationalization they're complete two different things.
Speaker 1: So how hello faith, faith and then you just let's go.
Speaker 1: And so who would be there though?
Speaker 2: Micah, my god, probably Michael on some dubious.
Speaker 1: I think, uh yeah, I think the world isn't ready
Speaker 1: for a c J. You're not ready for a The
Speaker 1: world isn't ready for a turbo black president, like like
Speaker 1: you gotta work. Yeah, CJ for president is actually dangerous.
Speaker 1: I love that c J is like the first character
Speaker 1: to be modded into fucking everything, Like did you see that?
Speaker 1: Did you see that blackmith Wukong? No? I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's you. I didn't know. That's just funny.
Speaker 1: I brought that up when I wrote down, I wrote down,
Speaker 1: I literally why I did that up? No, No, I
Speaker 1: I brought this up and I wrote down on a
Speaker 1: piece of paper. I said, Sweeney is going to mention
Speaker 1: you know that. You know Sweeney is going to bring
Speaker 1: up that. It's a reason.
Speaker 3: Why there has to be look it because Chris is
Speaker 3: right in every game.
Speaker 1: CJ is first God of War twenty eighteen. Like it's
Speaker 1: on PCJ immediately.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy for me? The first one I
Speaker 2: saw for that was Homer Simpson.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Oh, I think I know what you're talking.
Speaker 1: That was like a fully voice acted thing. It was
Speaker 1: like him and Bart right. But although I don't think
Speaker 1: it's because of that.
Speaker 3: He could actually buy his his mods. He had a
Speaker 3: Patreon and.
Speaker 1: He was making. He made, he kept doing.
Speaker 3: He did like the presidents, he did a Homer he did.
Speaker 3: He kept doing all these scenarios with that balder versus Credos,
Speaker 3: and he kept doing these scenes and the like voice actor.
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like there was actually so there's a Bloodborn
Speaker 3: PC being made by somebody right now and it's coming
Speaker 3: along and the first thing and unfortunately there was like
Speaker 3: a season desist something happened because I think it was
Speaker 3: about the same people that were doing that Modern Warfare
Speaker 3: to modding and then that shit got shut down by Activision,
Speaker 3: so I think they also took this out. But CJ
Speaker 3: was the first mod put into it. So there was
Speaker 3: like working on Bloodborne PC and then like I was
Speaker 3: seeing CJ in this and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, yeah. It's just because he's he's
Speaker 1: so specifically low poll. He's like a specific kind of
Speaker 1: low poll because he's low Polly in an era where
Speaker 1: things were actually getting higher poly, because like GTA is
Speaker 1: so big for the PlayStation two that everything in GT
Speaker 1: looks markedly worse than every other truth like GJ like
Speaker 1: San Andreas and Granta thought of three looked like shit
Speaker 1: compared to everything.
Speaker 3: I visically remember being like, Wow, this game is fun,
Speaker 3: but yeah bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're rough. But that's what's so funny about it
Speaker 1: is because like it's like it's detailed but not at
Speaker 1: the same time, it's it's very weird. And so seeing
Speaker 1: this black dude with like no discernible features, like they're
Speaker 1: just so blurry on his face in a tank top
Speaker 1: and g clearly above PS one, that's the thing that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Voice actor. I don't I think it literally was CJ.
Speaker 1: I think they just got a guy. I have no
Speaker 1: did you ever say nigga? Did you ever say nigga?
Speaker 5: Say?
Speaker 3: I know, says the first thing he says, he's like
Speaker 3: getting drop off, was it is he at the airport?
Speaker 1: Is at the first scene? Yeah, And He's like, Nigga,
Speaker 1: I'm at the air I don't know, Yeah, he says,
Speaker 1: he says, he says that exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm at the airport. Nigga says it. It just says it,
Speaker 2: not even loud and even announce he just kind of
Speaker 2: says it.
Speaker 1: And you look closely who wrote the script? I would
Speaker 1: vote for Nico Belak is dope though, like Nico Belic
Speaker 1: is probably my favorite. Nicobeylac and Arthur Morgan are like
Speaker 1: my top favorite characters from like the entirety of Morgan.
Speaker 1: And then it's like probably it's Arthur Morgan, Nico, then
Speaker 1: John Uh. Then then it's like take your pick.
Speaker 2: I love John Marston Man was one of my favorite characters.
Speaker 1: Arthur Man. Arthur like destroyed him for me. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: did you play a dead one?
Speaker 2: I think Arthur Arthur was a very different kind of character,
Speaker 2: but I do agree.
Speaker 1: John was this John Marshall was a ship.
Speaker 3: And then me thinking and I and we might have
Speaker 3: mentioned this before, but I thought, oh, there's no way
Speaker 3: they're gonna get a make a better character than John.
Speaker 3: And then like I I'm baffled, and how much more
Speaker 3: I like Arthur Morgan than John and that doesn't mean
Speaker 3: that I don't dislike John. I'm just like, Wow, I
Speaker 3: like Arthur way more, even even his Arthur Funny.
Speaker 1: You have more time with Arthur should be fair like
Speaker 1: you do have like I don't know, it's different, but
Speaker 1: like I, yeah, Arthur's great. And that's actually one of
Speaker 1: the things I'm excited about Ghost of Yota. About Jin
Speaker 1: as a character is just kind of like okay, so
Speaker 1: like to imagine them making you know, somewhat the same
Speaker 1: game a little bit better, a little bit more fine,
Speaker 1: but then also having like a you know, an opportunity
Speaker 1: at a different character to make really cool. Also two
Speaker 1: swords bro that shit got me says Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: even think I noticed that that was part of it.
Speaker 1: I was just I'm gonna play that game anyway. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm not really I'm probably gonna go dark
Speaker 1: on it, honestly, like I don't I don't need to
Speaker 1: see any more of it.
Speaker 3: Like that's how I feel about I've seen enough about
Speaker 3: like Dragon Age and stuff. I'm like, I know enough
Speaker 3: to where I'm gonna I'm either gonna like it or
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Like I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it, yeah, because I don't dislike what
Speaker 1: I'm seeing except for the Canari. I think they look
Speaker 1: like fucking I feel like they really have you again.
Speaker 3: So I didn't see everything any everything new that was offer.
Speaker 3: Have you seen any Canari independent of the character creation screen?
Speaker 1: So I'm still holding hope for that.
Speaker 3: I'm still holding hope that there's some weird ship with
Speaker 3: that and it's not a pure bred Canari.
Speaker 1: I'm holding hope. I may be completely ignorant. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't hearing Canari so people can have babies together.
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely trying to cope a little bit, sir.
Speaker 1: Let me have OK. I want to know. I want
Speaker 1: to see. I want to talk to the person who
Speaker 1: came up with that new design for them because I
Speaker 1: want to see what's wrong with them and if it's
Speaker 1: visible on their person, like I want to know, like,
Speaker 1: like is it? Can you notice it when you see
Speaker 1: the Like if you meet this person at a bar,
Speaker 1: you can look at him and you think, oh, that
Speaker 1: guy designed the Canari for Dragon Age. Clearly, it's like
Speaker 1: when you see somebody and you're like, they're oh. It's
Speaker 1: like when you see somebody and you're like, oh, they
Speaker 1: clearly have a history with men. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm actually watching that on ninety day fiance with my
Speaker 3: wife were like, oh, look at that druggie, Like you
Speaker 3: can tell they haven't mentioned it, but you see, like, oh,
Speaker 3: she's thirty like one years old. But she was like
Speaker 3: she's forty eight, Like okay, I know what's going on here.
Speaker 3: And she's from Florida. I was like, I understand what's happening.
Speaker 1: So oh she has she has crows feet in seventh grade? Interesting, curious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have to, they have to. I you know, Chris,
Speaker 3: I actually agree. I do want to see and hear
Speaker 3: from the person that designed that Canari ship. I actually
Speaker 3: want It's like when a ref does really bad in
Speaker 3: sports or something like, I want them to have an
Speaker 3: explanation about their horrible calls and just like so we
Speaker 3: can have some explanation like what the fow this happened?
Speaker 1: And this because you said, what if they designed the Canari?
Speaker 1: What if they designed the Canari exactly how like they
Speaker 1: used to? But then, uh, they left the door open
Speaker 1: to BioWare. One day and a concord artist slipped out
Speaker 1: of the sewers and crawled in and redid everything the
Speaker 1: day before that. The yeah, redid everything the day before
Speaker 1: do that whole thing? Is that whole concourde situation is fucked?
Speaker 1: So weird that should like that can happen at this
Speaker 1: day and age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, some people just have our disci plans and
Speaker 2: they just don't work out.
Speaker 3: Man, Just at a certain point, it's like somebody's got
Speaker 3: a point.
Speaker 1: Somebody's got to ring the alarm. Someone has got to.
Speaker 3: Scream and at the at the cost of the of
Speaker 3: them getting even fired at least is like, Bro, I
Speaker 3: can't just sit idly by and pretend like everything's cool.
Speaker 1: This is fucked.
Speaker 3: Like, let's go and maybe it'll be like a Spartacus
Speaker 3: situation where everybody else starts speaking up to I don't fucking.
Speaker 1: Know, dude, it's not gonna happen. You're gonna do that?
Speaker 1: Are you with me? Job? This money?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: So? Uh all right? But I'm a creek you know, weird?
Speaker 1: Oh creek radiohead? Huh? I'm a creak that oh is
Speaker 1: that like as a weird like another like a weird
Speaker 1: and I'm just gay yeah a low damn. But but
Speaker 1: I'm a creek. I'm a weird stupid he said, A
Speaker 1: speak cracker and go up. He says, short one, What
Speaker 1: is your favorite craft soda? Oh, short question. I thought
Speaker 1: he was directing it to me. I thought he's like, hey, sure, listen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite craft soda slash drink slash craft drink?
Speaker 1: Mine has to be cheer wine. It's a cherry soft drink,
Speaker 1: non alcoholics. Despite the name. I'm not a soda. I
Speaker 1: don't drink that stuff. What is that? Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: a soda. I don't I'm miss so. I don't drink anymore.
Speaker 1: I I drink soda for like the novelty of it,
Speaker 1: like maybe like once every couple of years, not even
Speaker 1: I like a Mexican coke, but like not enough to
Speaker 1: have it consist of the Mexican orange. Fine, I love
Speaker 1: those glasses.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm on the healthcake. So I don't have I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't do Yeah, I don't do soda anymore. It
Speaker 2: makes me want to kill myself.
Speaker 1: There's a Pacific, but it's too sweet now for me.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah you can. So that's the cool thing. There's
Speaker 3: actually this soda. I think it's called like poppy or.
Speaker 1: Something I drink poppy. Yeah, that's it. It's dope, but
Speaker 1: I think that's perfect. But yeah, uh, I'll have a.
Speaker 3: Pacific punch Monster. I'll have that every once in a while.
Speaker 3: It's delicious and pacific. That's the pink one, right, No,
Speaker 3: that's the that's the Pacific one. Is kind of beige
Speaker 3: and it has like this like kind of marine stuff
Speaker 3: on it, like not army marine, but like aqua marine
Speaker 3: type ship, you know what I mean. Like that one's
Speaker 3: better than the pink one, the pink punch one. The
Speaker 3: Pacific punch on is fucking way better. But yeah, so craft,
Speaker 3: so dude, there was a do you remember for a
Speaker 3: while everything was being called kraft, like it was just
Speaker 3: people were just making ship. Yeah, there was this craft
Speaker 3: Mountain Dew, and it was like this black cherry thing
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: It was actually delicious. Mountain de is delicious. Man, What
Speaker 1: does craft even mean? It's like that's what I thought,
Speaker 1: because I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just like it was like for a while people
Speaker 3: were saying their food is hand crafted, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: wasn't that like the food?
Speaker 1: It feels like, what do you mean that food? It's
Speaker 1: like craft? What the fuck? Is craft Mac and Cheese, Like,
Speaker 1: what the hell the hell is? Asked, Yeah, slow stroke
Speaker 1: Savant wrote, and he says, hey, silly's y'all convinced me
Speaker 1: to get a you' all convinced me to get a
Speaker 1: steam deck last weekend, and it might be one of
Speaker 1: the best purchases I've made in a while. Anyways, game
Speaker 1: recommendations for the sperm Dick. Thanks sperm dick man, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm calling. It's not even clever. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the sperm This is my sperm dick. Fucking Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's it's I played hell Divers on
Speaker 1: it a lot, actually, but I was streaming it from
Speaker 1: my PC. Like it runs kind of iffy on the
Speaker 1: hardware natively, but streaming it from the PC. If you
Speaker 1: if your piecs like wired fucking it's good shit, Like
Speaker 1: playing that game in bed is pretty nice. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I kind of play. Yeah, I play a lot
Speaker 1: of old shit. I have just go Elysium sitting on it,
Speaker 1: but I'm a little bit intimidated to start it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think any old school games, like any
Speaker 1: older games, they just all sorts of rom hacks that
Speaker 1: you can do too, like load it with a bunch
Speaker 1: of old shit if you want. It's like an ideal handheld,
Speaker 1: so like you can play pretty much, you know, anything
Speaker 1: that you would imagine is handheld. Do you play it
Speaker 1: on there? And it's it's fucking great. Meddle your Solid
Speaker 1: five surprisingly really good on it. Yeah, runs really well.
Speaker 1: It's kind of perfect for it because it's like that
Speaker 1: mission structure is really portable. But uh, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know it really it really is pick your poison, you know.
Speaker 1: I would say, experiment with your library as it is
Speaker 1: and just kind of see what works. Vampire Survivor I
Speaker 1: would imagine would be really good on it. Yeah, Balatro,
Speaker 1: I've heard good things about. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I played a fighting games and played marvel a Fighting
Speaker 3: collection on it.
Speaker 1: That was fun. Uh the response was fine, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't like ideal. If you're trying to you know, rank
Speaker 1: or something. I'm still yeah, I'm still because you know me,
Speaker 1: we talked about this. We're not like competitors like online,
Speaker 1: Like we're not like that, not really, but I've been
Speaker 1: obsessed with actually getting good, like when I was like
Speaker 1: fourteen years old. Like so I'm I've been like trying
Speaker 1: to practice and I already know. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: just it's one of those things like, uh, I know
Speaker 1: as soon as I play ranked, I'm just not gonna
Speaker 1: win anything, but I'm still gonna like give it my
Speaker 1: best shot and then be like, you know what, I tried.
Speaker 1: It's fine, but yeah, yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 3: Good stuff, man, I like playing a school school sit
Speaker 3: on the couch and is fucking just you know, lay
Speaker 3: down and play something really cool.
Speaker 1: That's doah. I love of shit.
Speaker 2: So I haven't used them a lot. I'm being honest,
Speaker 2: I've really been playing video games like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I haven't lately been playing a lot on
Speaker 1: it because I usually stream my PC or my PS
Speaker 1: five to it, but lately I just haven't been i
Speaker 1: haven't been home, yeah, and I've just been working and
Speaker 1: doing a bunch of family stuff. So I've been playing
Speaker 1: video games lately. I brought it in case definitely for
Speaker 1: the plane, but like, yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude,
Speaker 1: It's definitely that the Steam Deck really changed my entire
Speaker 1: perspective on like handhelds, because like for a while, I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck do I need handheld for? Uh?
Speaker 1: And then it's just like, oh no, this is this
Speaker 1: is good shit cool. Yeah, I'm excited for that. I
Speaker 1: would love I bet Milligar, what is it that medlegear
Speaker 1: Delta is probably gonna be fucking really good on the
Speaker 1: problem because I played the fucking I played on the
Speaker 1: Vita and loved it, so, like I would imagine laying
Speaker 1: that things small as fuck in comparison, So let's see
Speaker 1: what work on there. I don't think. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It's not supported. I remember it said it does,
Speaker 1: well you can stream it on it, but yeah, so
Speaker 1: I would have to do that. Yeah, yes, dude. There's
Speaker 1: so many bosses in that fucking game. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: beat it, but it's just tony, there's too much ship.
Speaker 1: So I think I just like streamline it. I think
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna like stop because there's I think there's
Speaker 1: I think I heard there's like over a hundred bosses
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, it's like that's exact. I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I'm that's I'm good.
Speaker 3: That's it's and some of them are you know, you know,
Speaker 3: some of them are stupid, but then some of them,
Speaker 3: like this is it's hard I like this, stupid ass.
Speaker 1: This is wild? What is this? Medea oblongata right media here,
Speaker 1: He says, Hello, Tom Holland, Bernie mac And and bald
Speaker 1: black man. Uh. I am a twenty three year old
Speaker 1: grown ass man and just last week I found out
Speaker 1: through this podcast get ready for this. I found just
Speaker 1: found out through this podcast that Jamaica isn't in Africa.
Speaker 1: No no one told me where it was, and I
Speaker 1: didn't ask anyone where it was. So I saw black
Speaker 1: people and always thought, yup, totally Africa. So my question
Speaker 1: is what seemingly common sense thing of you thought was
Speaker 1: one way and you found out you were completely wrong
Speaker 1: about it for a long time. Please help me feel
Speaker 1: better about I mean, I have a famous I have
Speaker 1: a famous story about this, like like we'll not famous,
Speaker 1: but I've told it a bunch of times where it's
Speaker 1: like I genuinely for real thought that New Zealand was
Speaker 1: like by Greenland for like the longest time. And I
Speaker 1: remember remarking out loud in a room full of people
Speaker 1: when I was way too old to think that. I
Speaker 1: said specifically, like, man, it's wild, how like it's weird?
Speaker 1: How similar Australian and New Zealand accents are to each other,
Speaker 1: despite the fact that they're so fucking far away, and
Speaker 1: somebody was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: And I think it's literally it's literally just because an
Speaker 1: adult told me this one time when I was like
Speaker 1: really young, and I just thought, why would an adult
Speaker 1: lie to me? And just never thought to he was right, well,
Speaker 1: well that's what I mean. It's like, why pass on
Speaker 1: that information to a child if you don't know? Would
Speaker 1: I really? Yeah? Yeah? And I hadn't been in a
Speaker 1: position or a situation where I had to know where
Speaker 1: New Zealand was, so I just kind of always assumed
Speaker 1: that I knew where it was. Imber it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's pretty obviously. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't have anything like that with geography because I've
Speaker 3: always I've always been like kind of obsessed with maps
Speaker 3: and I always kind of read. For whatever reason, I
Speaker 3: always brush up on that ship, just kind of like
Speaker 3: reminding myself if I know where everything is.
Speaker 1: Mostly I don't know why, it's just the thing. Uh.
Speaker 3: But we did mention on the podcast a CDC Being
Speaker 3: Australian that one when I found out however long they
Speaker 3: will go? That was that was That was my thing,
Speaker 3: because come on, they're an American staple, like that is
Speaker 3: that is American rock, not fumzy.
Speaker 1: Rock, Like, what the hell is this? Something similar for
Speaker 1: me was like learning that Freezer was a man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I thought the first well the first
Speaker 3: first voice actors.
Speaker 1: I know, we were introduced to on like Tunami like
Speaker 1: that ship was fucking like that was very feminine. That
Speaker 1: was a very feminine voice. Yeah, mayas like Freezer was
Speaker 1: my introduction to the concept of androsny. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: I think it was Freezer and Walter Mercado, the sport
Speaker 1: the Spanish horoscope wizard that my grandmother would watch on TV,
Speaker 1: who like I couldn't tell if he was like a
Speaker 1: really old lady or like a kind of old man.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Uh, that was with him from what you
Speaker 1: call it from Powerfufirls Girls. I know I didn't like it,
Speaker 1: but I didn't those clips of the Power Up Girls
Speaker 1: are Motijo's brain is hanging out and they're just not
Speaker 1: con trembling bubbles did that to him, which is crazy. Well, dude,
Speaker 1: you had this, you had you had something like this
Speaker 1: recently where we brought it up recently at least, didn't
Speaker 1: you Like, wasn't there like a thing where you thought,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like Norway was in Italy or
Speaker 1: something like.
Speaker 2: No, I mistakenly said Greece. I said this was Rome
Speaker 2: and Greece, like Greece was in Rome, was in Greece,
Speaker 2: I think, or something like Greece.
Speaker 3: Was Greece was in Italy or you thought it was
Speaker 3: in it within.
Speaker 2: I made I said the wrong phrase. I know what
Speaker 2: I meant, but I said the wrong one. I said,
Speaker 2: I said Rome Italy, it was in Rome or something
Speaker 2: like that, and I was like, no, that's very wrong.
Speaker 1: I think I think you said Greece was in Italy.
Speaker 1: But I don't, like I remember because I remember the
Speaker 1: thumb specifically, I put the Greek with all the little
Speaker 1: tiny islands, and I placed it within because I was
Speaker 1: I placed it within that. But I just can't remember
Speaker 1: exactly what you said.
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, Greece is near Italy, right.
Speaker 1: Well, it's yeah, near enough. I mean, it's not like like.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know exactly I know where, I
Speaker 2: know where the five main European continents are. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what did you just say countries, the five main European countries.
Speaker 1: I know where they are, like all of the Latin
Speaker 1: I know where they are. To stop the podcast after that.
Speaker 2: The European continent. I was half right somewhere or somewhere along.
Speaker 1: Right, five main You can't be half right, you be
Speaker 1: sort of right. Well, what do you even mean by
Speaker 1: five Maine? Are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Like Italy, Spain, France, Portugal? I know where Germany is, Japan, Tobet, Wyoming.
Speaker 1: Wyoming, Canada, the Underworld, under Dark Lake under Dark.
Speaker 2: There's Japan, but Italy, Germany, France, Elysium, Fifth Avenue, Elicium.
Speaker 2: Fucking there's Pandora, there's Pangaea. But I know where they are.
Speaker 2: I know, like I know all the Eastern you those
Speaker 2: main ones are Poland. Yes, Poland's on the other side
Speaker 2: of France. I'm I mistaken, right? If I'm not mistaken?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? In God? Dude? No, am I wrong?
Speaker 1: On the other side of France? Isn't Poland next to France?
Speaker 1: I can be wrong? What's next is in the middle
Speaker 1: of Poland? Is in the middle of Italy? Dude? Come on,
Speaker 1: think about what's next to France? My guy, I don't know, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know. In World War Two.
Speaker 2: I was next to Germany, gotcha, that was incorrect. In
Speaker 2: World War Two Germany they're in between each other. Germany's okay,
Speaker 2: sorry I made a mistake. So Germany is next to France,
Speaker 2: which is next to Poland. That's what it is, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was.
Speaker 3: I feel like that should be because of history. Poland
Speaker 3: should be pretty like obvious where it's at. But but
Speaker 3: at the same.
Speaker 2: Time, I knew, I knew, I knew it was next
Speaker 2: to Germany. I thought they went through Germany to get
Speaker 2: the Poland. But I think they went from through Poland
Speaker 2: to get to Russia.
Speaker 3: Maybe you gotta go, you gotta keep going. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of countries in between before you get to Russia.
Speaker 2: But right there's there's Poland that you can just go
Speaker 2: through through.
Speaker 6: Uh Beliers, Lars, we got it. We can't keep We
Speaker 6: have to move on, dude. I don't think guys, I'm
Speaker 6: an American. I don't give a funk about Europe at all.
Speaker 1: All Americans I know, but.
Speaker 2: I give I give genuinely, like I have no urge
Speaker 2: to ever go to Europe at all. But didn't you go,
Speaker 2: I'm I mean, I went to the UK, but that
Speaker 2: barely counts. That's like, that's a that's like America.
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Speaker 1: major change you would make to your favorite movie? What
Speaker 1: is it? Okay, so let me think about what my
Speaker 1: favorite movie. I feel like changes, but like I think
Speaker 1: generally it's Spider Man two, inglorious bastards. Can I pick one? Mean,
Speaker 1: I'll pick you know what I'll pick. I guess I'll
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Speaker 1: more than any anything else. The only thing I would
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Speaker 1: would win the trade, like he wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: stop the trade.
Speaker 3: Where does the movie go after that?
Speaker 1: It goes to the same place, except at the end
Speaker 1: of the movie, it's it's just not people aren't they're
Speaker 1: not chill about Spider Man, Like it's the Spider Man
Speaker 1: three starts with like everybody loving him basically like he's
Speaker 1: gonna get he's getting the key to the city. Like
Speaker 1: he's like people love him. He's on the up and
Speaker 1: up man, So it's all up for Pete. But like
Speaker 1: at the end of Spider Man at the end of
Speaker 1: My Spider Man two would be all the same.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mary Jane doesn't get with him because she's repulsed
Speaker 1: that he didn't save the train, and so like New
Speaker 1: York hates him. Uh, Mary Jane doesn't want anything to
Speaker 1: do with him. And uh even Doctor Octopus isn't compelled
Speaker 1: to sacrifice himself because he doesn't think Peter's that good
Speaker 1: of a guy. So what happens is New York been
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Speaker 3: Damn of course I long have the power of the
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Speaker 2: God, damn it, the power of the sun and the
Speaker 2: balls of my feet in the year of my.
Speaker 1: Of my that's so dumb.
Speaker 2: I don't know what would add. I would probably add
Speaker 2: what's my favorite movie?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: What? Okay? So what change would Kingston? What change would
Speaker 1: you make to qts? Adults old as they'd be infants?
Speaker 1: They fucking cygos may begos? Uh what I feel like?
Speaker 2: What what is my favorite movie? I don't know what
Speaker 2: favorite movie is you just said, I guess one of
Speaker 2: my Coco.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Coco would make me cry, like it's one of my
Speaker 2: favorite movies.
Speaker 1: Coco movie. Coco being your favorite movie is created. I
Speaker 1: can's one of my favorite movies. I love that movie.
Speaker 1: That's in your top ten? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably first of all that whatever the top ten you can,
Speaker 3: you can add in some dumb bullshit kid ship like
Speaker 3: that is fine.
Speaker 1: See sometimes because I love times I hear things, but
Speaker 1: sometimes I hear things right because Kingston's like Kingston always
Speaker 1: he talks about how much, how many more movies he's
Speaker 1: seen than me, which is theoretically true, But then I
Speaker 1: just can't think of, like, how can your top ten
Speaker 1: movies include Coco.
Speaker 2: That's a really beautiful movie, and the story talks to me.
Speaker 1: Is Coco's totally fine, It's it's how is it? How
Speaker 1: is that weird? It's just not a I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2: The reason why I love that movie is because of
Speaker 2: the fact that it's about an old, old grandmother, which
Speaker 2: is the person that raised me and I love my
Speaker 2: grandma a lot. And it's also sweet. It's a sweet movie.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot of I'm not saying it's bad,
Speaker 1: it's just my favorite. They're not near my favorite. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you, nigga. You're you.
Speaker 2: I feel like your I mean I think there's definitely
Speaker 2: movies better than it. I'm not saying it's like the
Speaker 2: best movie. I'm saying the movie that I really enjoy watching. Yeah, so,
Speaker 2: like I love I love like Leelo and Stitch. I
Speaker 2: really like them. I think it's really funny and cute,
Speaker 2: but like, it's not the best movie. I don't want
Speaker 2: to be in my favor but I'm.
Speaker 1: Just surprised that I guess it's top Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like your top ten. Yeah. It kind of feeds into
Speaker 1: because the perception is that you're very disney brained, and
Speaker 1: I love Disney.
Speaker 2: I do love Disney, but I don't I don't exactly
Speaker 2: like it but as I used to, because I feel
Speaker 2: like it's a lot of like lazy shit that's been
Speaker 2: done to it. But I do love the Disney movies
Speaker 2: I remember growing up with. I think the movies are great,
Speaker 2: most of them.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's do an easy thing instead of going
Speaker 1: off like vibes. Maybe what do you what movie do
Speaker 1: you think you've seen the most, because you keep going
Speaker 1: back to.
Speaker 2: Fuck, you know, it's crazy. It's probably Spider Man two,
Speaker 2: which it's lazy to me. This is a lazy not
Speaker 2: because it uses in general. My uncle fucking watched the
Speaker 2: movie way too much too.
Speaker 3: I mean, so that's like that's like, what's another one
Speaker 3: or two then one other movie that's like like almost
Speaker 3: like like an obsession. You can watch the movie that
Speaker 3: you can watch at any given moment, you know, like
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I don't and don't and don't pick cuties again, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to figure out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's probably like maybe Star Wars episode three
Speaker 2: I've seen that. That's why movie I've seen the most
Speaker 2: actually interesting.
Speaker 3: But do you like, say it's on television or did
Speaker 3: you watch it?
Speaker 2: Watch watching it? Yeah, I'd watch it like one outside
Speaker 2: right now after we're done. Accordingly it was one watch
Speaker 2: episode three, I'd be like, I don't what would change?
Speaker 1: I would change uh o man uh More City. It
Speaker 1: would be way more racist.
Speaker 2: He'd be like verbally because he is racist, but he's
Speaker 2: not verbally racist, and I didn't be verbally as fuck
Speaker 2: uh Mace Windu would have not went out sad the
Speaker 2: way he did even don't even like me to do
Speaker 2: like that. He went out fucking pretty pathetic.
Speaker 1: Uh, it would have showed anaky the kids there you go.
Speaker 1: It would have visibly.
Speaker 2: Shown him murdering those jokes because that would have been
Speaker 2: a feat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the young Wings. Yeah, offscreen deaths were definitely disappointed.
Speaker 1: Was it morbid? Yes? I want to see it, absolutely
Speaker 1: if somebody actually made that.
Speaker 3: You know how people do all these Star Wars reimaginings
Speaker 3: and stuff like that, you think somebody has actually made
Speaker 3: that scene.
Speaker 2: I've watched a ton of them and I've never seen
Speaker 2: I've never seen it. Unfortunately, I've looked for it. I've explicitly,
Speaker 2: I've explicitly No. No, actually on obi wan Kenobia shows
Speaker 2: him killing somebody young lings.
Speaker 1: On something. It's like he's weed whacking. He found you
Speaker 1: found something of that? Oh no, I remember that.
Speaker 2: I remember he could he one of the girls, the
Speaker 2: black girl in the Oban show was one of the
Speaker 2: young wings.
Speaker 1: He didn't finish off. I okay, I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: see it, so I don't know an a king murdering
Speaker 1: the young laders, murdering the younglings, murdering them. Good, Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go so you can see that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird. What are you? What about you there? Yeah?
Speaker 3: My I think technically Gladiator is my favorite movie novel.
Speaker 3: I think that, Yeah, it's no law abiding Citizen with
Speaker 3: but it's pretty gamer with Gerard Butler. I don't know
Speaker 3: if you've ever seen that that will be it's law
Speaker 3: abiding citizens way better than Gamer.
Speaker 1: I just want to I would let me put that
Speaker 1: out there for Yeah, yeah, Gamer is terrible Gamer. Look,
Speaker 1: Love Adding Citizens is not particularly amazing. But like, I
Speaker 1: think it's a good movie. I mean, I think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's fun slop. It's like it's fun, like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's killing people from inside prison. Whoa. I think the
Speaker 1: reveal is just lame. It's just like it was just okay,
Speaker 1: it's just tunneling outside of it, all right.
Speaker 2: I think the reveal was kind of stupid. I think
Speaker 2: the build up was pretty good.
Speaker 1: The idea, the suspense if it's cool like that. The
Speaker 1: premise of like a dude like murdering people from inside
Speaker 1: person is dope. But it's just like the the revelation
Speaker 1: is very not interesting, and it also does kind of
Speaker 1: feel like they I don't know, like I remember leaving
Speaker 1: that movie, like, I don't know if I necessarily disagreed
Speaker 1: with this guy, and so to see him lose it's
Speaker 1: kind of like, I all right, I guess, but I.
Speaker 3: Feel like I miss I missed when what happened that
Speaker 3: dude fell off so hard? Butler, Yeah, he did a
Speaker 3: lot of He did three hundred hundred is what Skyrocket
Speaker 3: is catable in his career and they what movie?
Speaker 1: What was it? Movie forty three? That was that what
Speaker 1: ruined him?
Speaker 2: No, I think he's he made movies for a while,
Speaker 2: but I just feel like.
Speaker 3: He did make things that like people didn't really like. Say,
Speaker 3: the first time I noticed him. The earliest I noticed
Speaker 3: him specifically was when I watched A Rain of Fire
Speaker 3: as an older, like as older, because when I saw
Speaker 3: it in theater, I didn't recognize him.
Speaker 1: But then I got older, I was like, I was
Speaker 1: fucking Butler, what the fuck? And then uh, I feel
Speaker 1: like he might have been something fairly recently.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he was like not like say so we
Speaker 3: said gamer, law abiding citizen. He did a president movie,
Speaker 3: was protecting the President or something, and.
Speaker 2: He was like he was, he's in a He's in
Speaker 2: a movie, Like in a few months. I forgot what
Speaker 2: movie is in though, it's like a movie. He's gonna
Speaker 2: be in a few he's like with with Oshae with O'Shane.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah whatever whatever that Jackson.
Speaker 1: Right, he's in a movie. He's I don't know, he's
Speaker 1: in a movie just called plane Plane?
Speaker 2: What is he?
Speaker 1: Is he a plane in the movie? Like? Is he
Speaker 1: a for Sparta? The plane? Their cover for it looks
Speaker 1: crazy because it looks almost a I generated it's him
Speaker 1: and fucking Mike Colter. What the hell? What is that
Speaker 1: is that? It's just some but it's it's uh, what's
Speaker 1: that stupid? Uh? Uncharted? Well, I don't get it. What's happening? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's pilot Brodie Turrn saves passengers from
Speaker 1: a lightning strike by making a risky landing on a
Speaker 1: war torn island, only to find that the surviving island.
Speaker 1: Surviving the island was just the beginning. When dangerous rebels
Speaker 1: take most of the passengers hoste, the only person Torrents
Speaker 1: can count on for help is Luise Gaspare and accused
Speaker 1: the murderer who is being transported by the He's Louise,
Speaker 1: that's a quol. That's a dope premise. Actually is he is?
Speaker 1: He He's Luise got Spade or whatever. I maybe he's
Speaker 1: the pilot. He's the pilot. He's the pilot. I guess
Speaker 1: my culture not Luke Cage, is it? No? Yeah, Luke
Speaker 1: Cage are his name? My culture? Yeah? I know that
Speaker 1: because he played Locke in Halo five and he had
Speaker 1: such a terrible voice performance that they recasted his voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they retested his voice in the game, which is crazy.
Speaker 3: They did that in Mortal Kombat. But I feel like
Speaker 3: they're doing that on purpose. Now I feel I like.
Speaker 1: They definitely do that almost like how bad her voice act.
Speaker 3: They're doing it on purpose, then I can enjoy it.
Speaker 3: It's more of a like, dude, know.
Speaker 1: He's my culture is a terrible voice actor. It's just
Speaker 1: as bad as the right two K fifteen. You've heard those, right,
Speaker 1: He's on the He's in the same echelon. Man like
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Speaker 1: tier list, Let's say, like if that NBA voice acting
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Speaker 1: So if anybody's curious this is like mega dirty and
Speaker 1: very specific. But he plays lock in in specifically like
Speaker 1: he's the face of Lock and Halo five. But if
Speaker 1: you play Halo two Anniversary, they have special bookend cut
Speaker 1: scenes at the beginning and at the end that tie
Speaker 1: it into five because it was like marketing material where
Speaker 1: he plays Lock in those cut scenes and he's talking.
Speaker 1: What makes it so bad is that he's talking to
Speaker 1: Keith David and both of the scenes, So not only
Speaker 1: is he not good, but he's sharing the screen with
Speaker 1: like God, an infinitely better actor to the point where
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Speaker 3: Just like, hmmm, that's he's not I just wonder like
Speaker 3: why don't, like, hey, can you not do that? Just
Speaker 3: keep like hey, man, I'm going to It's like say,
Speaker 3: when I want somebody to uh, when I want somebody
Speaker 3: and when I'm working with somebody and I want them
Speaker 3: to sing something specifically, I will do it and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is how I want you to sound. Now go
Speaker 3: and I feel like that should be an a easy
Speaker 3: way to get somebody to get to where you can
Speaker 3: tolerate their performance. I guess it's like, hey, this emphasis, this, intonation,
Speaker 3: this this, I'm gonna do it. Now you do it,
Speaker 3: and they're like, let's go, we gotta hype up the team.
Speaker 3: Fam dude, it's all right, it's it's it's not a
Speaker 3: voice actor.
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Speaker 1: You guys remember the perfect moment, the way it ends
Speaker 1: where he's like, I wrote that one. So it's so good.
Speaker 1: I think it's.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, shout out to that show. It then
Speaker 2: did way too.
Speaker 3: Soon mass Effect three music in one of those skits. Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: it was the one where the guy he couldn't laugh
Speaker 3: like he had. He kept like holding it in, so
Speaker 3: it was uh uh like uh they were hanging out,
Speaker 3: that they're hanging out, and then they were cracking jokes
Speaker 3: and dude was acting weird because he's trying to hold
Speaker 3: in his laughter. And the reason he can't laugh when
Speaker 3: he actually lets it in the their fucking like brains
Speaker 3: start bleeding. He lets up this crazy streak and it
Speaker 3: basically kills them and that was the reason why he
Speaker 3: was trying not to laugh. And when that shit happens,
Speaker 3: it's like the sad music that the opening of mass
Speaker 3: Effect three, when the kid gets killed, like you know,
Speaker 3: the thing goes down and like and you hear like
Speaker 3: the Reaper like that starts playing and I was like,
Speaker 3: what fucking mass effect fan put this in here?
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Speaker 1: like there's like I can't remember, but like I it
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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is real. Did you see this?
Speaker 1: It was somebody saying I didn't. I just learned today
Speaker 1: that horses foam or horses sweat is foamy. Horses, I
Speaker 1: don't like they sweat. I don't know sweat like the
Speaker 1: way that the way that they sweat is like foamy
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Speaker 2: Well, dogs sweat too, but they sweat through their tongues.
Speaker 1: That's not what anybody's talking about.
Speaker 2: Well, they like I think everything sweats sweat. I think
Speaker 2: everything sweats is dogs. Well, no, they're not sweat through
Speaker 2: their tongues. They relieve heat my panting, that's what they do.
Speaker 2: It's not sweating.
Speaker 1: Exactly, that's there. It is their sweat equivalent. Like apparently
Speaker 1: like yeah, apparently horses like literally like their sweat is
Speaker 1: phony and like it's like, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's true or not. I saw it on Twitter. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it's real. I'm just saying it was disturbing
Speaker 1: and it would be weird for them. It would be
Speaker 1: a weird thing to face.
Speaker 2: Oh no, dogs actually do sweat. They sweat through their
Speaker 2: noses and their pads of their feet.
Speaker 1: Actually they do.
Speaker 2: They do sweat. Yeah, they do sweat through the pads
Speaker 2: of their feet.
Speaker 1: Actually, dude, it looks like, are you see what I'm seeing.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to trust anything that I see
Speaker 1: on the internet now because that seems like one of
Speaker 1: those things that's like, yeah, why would I know how real?
Speaker 1: I think it's just the.
Speaker 3: Like owners coming on horses and saying it's sweat. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not busting by horses.
Speaker 1: It was upsetting. It was it was upsetting to see
Speaker 1: and consider as reality for as briefly as I did.
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Speaker 3: it's got like fucking yeah.
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Speaker 2: and don't want to be cowboy. It is plenty you're
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Speaker 1: That's like the AI stuff, where like where they would
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Speaker 1: I had to be like, Mom, that's not that's not
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Speaker 1: Yeah. It was like it was like the the mom
Speaker 1: with twins and it was like it was like an
Speaker 1: AI generated mom holding twins. And then like then in
Speaker 1: before so like the idea is like it's a young
Speaker 1: mother with the twins on it, and then it like
Speaker 1: skips ahead and it's an old woman with her son's
Speaker 1: carrying her. But it was like clearly AI clearly like
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Speaker 1: It's not he's just old. He's getting up the I
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Speaker 3: her partner seeing me play Resident Evil five in two
Speaker 3: thousand and eight or two thousand nine and whatever that.
Speaker 1: Fuck that was.
Speaker 3: They're like, Jesus Christ, that looks so real, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what doesn't like looking at it?
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