Speaker 1: Oh, every day is Friday for me.
Speaker 2: That is true. Rap again, mister, Oh, I've got a
Speaker 2: new lease on life. Everything's coming up, brainbows.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to eat donuts or bring donuts in
Speaker 3: any I know so.
Speaker 1: Many people are disappointed because I've been bringing donuts.
Speaker 2: To the staff. Did you stop that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's over. It's not about you, smart.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on with heart, smart man.
Speaker 1: So I've been bringing donuts to the staff every Friday
Speaker 1: for what six years?
Speaker 2: Five? Six years? Yeah, but you didn't have to bring
Speaker 2: a cardboard box of broccoli. That was just wrong. He
Speaker 2: brought me in like a donut box, phil college cruel.
Speaker 1: I thought about bringing a side thing of cheese, but
Speaker 1: I went nope, not heart, Smart.
Speaker 3: You are a side thing of cheese.
Speaker 2: Oh. The reason I'm not doing this anymore is for
Speaker 2: your own good, because you know that calcium an artery.
Speaker 1: All right, but do you know how social media would
Speaker 1: take it? Oh he had a heart attack and won't
Speaker 1: eat it, but he brings everyone else donuts to have
Speaker 1: a heart attack. He's such a jerk, all right. So
Speaker 1: tomorrow is young Kapoor? Is it young Kipper or young capool?
Speaker 2: Young?
Speaker 1: It is the holiest of Jewish days. Yes, my gym
Speaker 1: is closed because it is the holiest of days. And
Speaker 1: starting tonight it's sundown, I believe, and it goes to
Speaker 1: the next day at sundown like tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: So you can't eat. Eat, So you can't eat. I'm
Speaker 2: just a Christian. I don't know if we know. But
Speaker 2: here's the deal. We fast, right, So here's the deal.
Speaker 1: So then you have an event usually at people's houses
Speaker 1: that that tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: So Neph used to talk about this, and he used
Speaker 1: to say, this is what drives me crazy. This is
Speaker 1: the Jewish thing. It's like, we need to torture ourselves.
Speaker 1: So here's what we do. He goes, we don't eat, tony,
Speaker 1: and then we set the table though, and put all
Speaker 1: the food on the dining room table at the event.
Speaker 1: So you pray and then you people walk by the
Speaker 1: dining room and just kind of sniffing the food and
Speaker 1: it's the food's in there, and I'm not sure what's
Speaker 1: on the table.
Speaker 2: It's muscle memory when you walk by a Thanksgiving table
Speaker 2: or a party table to reach out and grab just
Speaker 2: one of something and eat.
Speaker 1: Now, Neft would say, because I think there's a hard
Speaker 1: oled egg there's some unleaved bread.
Speaker 2: Unleaved Bread.
Speaker 1: Unloved Bread is absolutely a band name. But he said
Speaker 1: neft would said he would cheat, he'd come by and
Speaker 1: kind of take the egg. Oh, he would take the
Speaker 1: egg and kind of eat it a little bit. He
Speaker 1: looks like an egg taker.
Speaker 2: He was not. Uh, what's the penalty? What's the pen.
Speaker 5: By the way, this song is for you. Dwight first
Speaker 5: singing Whitney Hues and in the hallway.
Speaker 2: What witness? What were you singing? I want to dance
Speaker 2: with somebody.
Speaker 3: Boys said, don't make me break out the Gordon lightfoot.
Speaker 2: I don't mind this. I thought you were gonna break out. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell you.
Speaker 3: I was Pickingcotger.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to and I have a great Jewish holiday starting
Speaker 1: tonight on Kapor.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: The mayor is in with us today at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for telling me. Man, you're welcome. So then
Speaker 2: can you start telling the guy that keeps the schedule
Speaker 2: for the show when you book guests? Would that would
Speaker 2: that be? Okay? Yeah? Okay, maybe here's here's an idea.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I only had heart surgery this week. It's
Speaker 1: not really heart smart. It's not really heart smart to
Speaker 1: get me upset.
Speaker 4: Do you think maybe instead of telling others about the
Speaker 4: plaque and their arteries and cholesterol prevention, you could just
Speaker 4: tell me when you book a guest and I can
Speaker 4: put them on the calendar, because I'm the one that
Speaker 4: has to go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, and at eleven thirty instead of this week
Speaker 5: in music? Yes, Marty Polio in studio, who's.
Speaker 3: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: We'll have him on. He of course is Jewish, so
Speaker 1: we'll talk to him about what's on the table. I
Speaker 1: think it's unleavened bread. I know there's an egg. I
Speaker 1: know there's an egg.
Speaker 2: I want to be a temptress to the mayor, yes
Speaker 2: and bring in yeah, warm done.
Speaker 1: You should find out where he's do have Barono's pizza
Speaker 1: the river.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna set up kosher.
Speaker 1: Kosher Barono's pizza, of course, but deliver some kosher Baro's
Speaker 1: pizza to uh.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do is gonna be? And then I'm going
Speaker 2: TMZ because you know what you know the mayor is
Speaker 2: gonna I don't know if do you think he would
Speaker 2: do it or not? Would you take a bite?
Speaker 1: I think we should like set it with camera through
Speaker 1: the battle and then he's in there eating pizza while else.
Speaker 3: That's a new reality show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, busted. And then with the great DVD series Fantastic. Okay,
Speaker 2: So it starts tonight at sundown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can't eat till the next sundown.
Speaker 2: So the food that they put out, is there any proteins?
Speaker 2: Because no, no, no, no, they don't set it out at
Speaker 2: the beginning. They set it out that night.
Speaker 1: So you show up at Persons whatever wherever you're selling
Speaker 1: you or you're celebrating Young Kapoor. And then again, I'm
Speaker 1: getting this secondhand from I could do that from Neft.
Speaker 3: It's all mayonnaise based products. It's it's all fine.
Speaker 2: I could do two hours or something like that. I
Speaker 2: thought you met. You got to sit on the table.
Speaker 2: You gotta look at it for twenty four hours. No,
Speaker 2: I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Now, only the next day or only the next day
Speaker 1: when you go to actually celebrate young Kapoor and you're
Speaker 1: sitting Yeah, but you still have not eaten since yesterday
Speaker 1: sundown and the food is on the table.
Speaker 2: Do you understand what I'm saying? Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 2: a degree of difficulty than you let me ask you.
Speaker 1: This yeah, and you're not supposed to do anything like
Speaker 1: you're you're supposed to sit on your couch.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to do anything. Hey, I got that.
Speaker 2: You get that part, that part, I'm down for it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I could be Jewish for that part.
Speaker 3: And then you have to watch chuckle lots.
Speaker 2: Let me can can I drink a meta musal?
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to ask a Jewish person. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I would just drink meta musicals. See, you know,
Speaker 1: young Kapoor translates to day of atonement. Well you get
Speaker 1: we got a lot of got a lot of atone.
Speaker 2: I think you and I would need a week of atonement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we is right. We I don't know.
Speaker 5: You don't need a sundown of atonement. You need the
Speaker 5: wreck of the Edmund fistrail to no, no.
Speaker 2: No no.
Speaker 1: I got a better way for you, man, I got
Speaker 1: a better one for you.
Speaker 2: I listened.
Speaker 1: I was into Kroger getting some yogurt, some heart smart
Speaker 1: yogurt and medicine and some medicine, and they had seasons
Speaker 1: of the Sun on. Oh isn't that song about a
Speaker 1: guy that's dying.
Speaker 2: His friends dying.
Speaker 1: He's not dying, He's not dying, his buddy's dying.
Speaker 2: Buddy's dying. That's seventies, so upbeat. Well that the song
Speaker 2: sounds great, but you listen to it, it's very sad.
Speaker 3: It's not anybody I know.
Speaker 2: It's just a song that I made up. Okay.
Speaker 1: So sunset sunset WelCom sunset tonight, October eleventh, nightfall on Saturday,
Speaker 1: October twelfth, according to the Old Farmer's Almanac. So there
Speaker 1: you go, there you go.
Speaker 2: Like always says goodbye Papa. Everybody recalled their dad Papa,
Speaker 2: Papa Papa, like you only go to pick him up
Speaker 2: at high school in the Hamptons and it comes running
Speaker 2: the car, Papa Papa.
Speaker 1: Oh, doesn't he know the seventies. We're just singing this
Speaker 1: guy and you're dying.
Speaker 3: Notice how sunny it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: It's all great sunny day and you're dying. Get it? Hey, fy, did.
Speaker 1: You send me this song when I was in hospital?
Speaker 1: Next time we had seasons in the sun?
Speaker 3: Hell was that we climbed? Would your seasons.
Speaker 2: Out of time? Hey? Maybe I could show your system.
Speaker 2: It's the largest bean I have for Tony. It's a
Speaker 2: second Hey if you if your sister shows me here here,
Speaker 2: I show you, ma, thank you.
Speaker 1: Don't even Eddie all right? David Toman Jews reflect on
Speaker 1: sins and wrong doings from.
Speaker 2: The previous year. Oh my gosh, I have a list.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do it in a
Speaker 1: twenty four hour period. I really could not coffee.
Speaker 2: During the course of the year.
Speaker 1: People get off track, says Stephen Katz, the Slater Professor
Speaker 1: of Jewish and Holocaust Studies at Boston University. They don't
Speaker 1: keep their obligations, they don't follow the law, They mistreat
Speaker 1: their neighbors. They are egotistical and self interest interested. Uh So,
Speaker 1: the subject is to try to reassess a kind of
Speaker 1: camaraderie and reassert a harmonious and ethical relationship between human
Speaker 1: beings and also between the world above and the world below.
Speaker 3: And to achieve that we won't eat for a day.
Speaker 2: What's that mean the world below?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want to know about that world.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be with the world. That's about the
Speaker 2: mole people that live underneath. Oh, I've seen those people.
Speaker 1: They're like pale, pale white.
Speaker 3: You see the movie The Descent.
Speaker 2: If you eat something, if you eat something off the table,
Speaker 2: the mole people come and get.
Speaker 1: Into the mole people. That was how you could scare
Speaker 1: little Jewish kids. You know, you've seen that movie where
Speaker 1: the mole people the big They got big old eyeballs
Speaker 1: because it's dark down there, and they're real pale.
Speaker 2: Their whiskers are going to tickle your breeches.
Speaker 1: They got real big alien hits. They're coming out after
Speaker 1: you if you eat the egg off the table.
Speaker 2: And they'll say, hey, which money, I eat my mole.
Speaker 1: Leg So if you're not pretty good, scary, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so here originally looking up so young Kapor. So some
Speaker 1: Jewish people take this opportunity in the next twenty four
Speaker 1: hours when they're really hungry to apologize to friends and
Speaker 1: loved ones they have wrong. So they will call them
Speaker 1: and say, I'm sorry for what I did to you. Wow, man,
Speaker 1: this is a heavy day.
Speaker 3: I am sorry. If what I did to you upset.
Speaker 1: You, I'm sorry. I'm sorry the way you took what
Speaker 1: I said upset you.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that you didn't get my joke and were offended.
Speaker 1: Uh man, they're fasting, not eating, oh my gosh, not
Speaker 1: eating or drinking. You drink, can't How could that be possible.
Speaker 1: That can't be healthy.
Speaker 2: I would want to talk to anybody because you no drinking?
Speaker 1: So young ka is on a Friday.
Speaker 2: No drinking? Okay, let me ask you. Is this like
Speaker 2: Catholicism in the in reverse? Because why ash wait before
Speaker 2: ash before ash Wednesday? There's fat Tuesday? Yeah, blow it
Speaker 2: all out. Yeah, the very next guilty. You gotta be
Speaker 2: good guilty, and then you got and then you gotta
Speaker 2: give up guilty, give up stuff for forty days guilty.
Speaker 2: Jewish religion, you get you're doing with twenty four hours
Speaker 2: up front, and I guess there a big party after
Speaker 2: yam kapoor. There's gotta be right, so it goes on, Okay.
Speaker 1: Some Jewish people also avoid other actions on yon kapor,
Speaker 1: such as bathing, applying makeup, wearing leather shoes, or having.
Speaker 2: Sex twenty four hours. The Jewish women are like.
Speaker 5: Yon kapoor, thank you, that's eight minutes. I got back
Speaker 5: eight minutes.
Speaker 1: Really okay? Making sick even an egg takes three minutes. Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is what's happening tonight until tomorrow. So if
Speaker 1: you get a call from one of your Jewish friends.
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, I have a lot of Jewish
Speaker 1: friends and I'm gonna I expect some phone calls the wrongdoings.
Speaker 5: So in the next segment, right, we'll talk about smoking
Speaker 5: meat and the process and the seasonings and the side dishes.
Speaker 1: It doesn't start till tonight.
Speaker 2: And the succulents.
Speaker 1: Would you load up or not before sundown? And did
Speaker 1: you can you eat right up until the end of
Speaker 1: the sun.
Speaker 3: Goes Yeah, I'm going to six fifty nine.
Speaker 2: You're right, there's no question.
Speaker 1: So you eat on your roof. When is sunset tonight?
Speaker 1: We get a minute seven?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going straight seven nine fifty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's uh, that's your own capoo.
Speaker 2: My coffee over there? Where's my coffee?
Speaker 5: So car bload you go. You go to lots of
Speaker 5: pasta tony and get clean carbs a brand new.
Speaker 1: What are you looking for?
Speaker 2: Look for my damn coffee man.
Speaker 3: You know who has great coffee?
Speaker 1: Lots of pasta, your coffee, your cafe cups on in here, buddy, you.
Speaker 3: Get the coffee shop. I brought it in here and
Speaker 3: grind your own coffee.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I noticed that that was your third cup this morning.
Speaker 1: That's some local coffee. It's not good for your heart
Speaker 1: if you have three, you gotta stop with this twin
Speaker 1: heart heart smart crap. You're chuving coffee. You're chugging coffee
Speaker 1: like the life force. You like your punch de Leon.
Speaker 1: Stop it's my third Cope. It's not heart smart.
Speaker 3: I want a new show before sundown.
Speaker 5: You just want to go get some craft beer before
Speaker 5: you can't drink because you have Octoberfest and Christmas ales,
Speaker 5: Christmas pastas. Yeah, rao, pumpkin ravioli, butternut squashed ravioli.
Speaker 2: Dave you ready for this?
Speaker 5: Get a big Deli sandwich, homemade soup. You know what
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, Dave, all before SUNDOWNE? What are you thinking?
Speaker 2: To Wight, I'm thinking Lots of Posta is going to
Speaker 2: have a new Tony Vannetti's Heart Smart section. I think, so,
Speaker 2: oh hey, well you lot Tapasta. This is my heart
Speaker 2: smart section. It has olives, exotic Mediterranean uz and.
Speaker 3: What nuts they do not? They do have all of that?
Speaker 3: And the what nuts?
Speaker 2: Oh what nuts?
Speaker 5: Cheat?
Speaker 2: I have an idea instead of the eating your warm
Speaker 2: ding dong, why not have a handful of pecans?
Speaker 3: They do have nuts at Los of Pasta.
Speaker 2: Instead of eating that nice big, fresh hot lusignia from
Speaker 2: that tapasta. Why not have a delicious palm of sunfloat
Speaker 2: with seeds.
Speaker 3: Not sure about sunflower seeds.
Speaker 1: Actually, almonds are good. They have only you can have
Speaker 1: on an average body weight. You should have eight, not
Speaker 1: nine or ten. So you gotta stop at eight almonds.
Speaker 1: So eight nuts are good. Nine nuts are bad. I'm
Speaker 1: going after the nuts are little.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for this.
Speaker 1: Year to annoy with this heart smart stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just now you're gonna annoy us with your diet.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, starting today, starting today, two thousand today.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you. It's weird that the guy that said, hey,
Speaker 2: I've got a great diet for you, just go to
Speaker 2: McDonald's every day, get the double cheeseburger burger and throw
Speaker 2: the bread away. Somehow his artery got clawed. Don't you
Speaker 2: understand this? Doctor Adkins said you could eat as minute
Speaker 2: cheese burgs as long as you don't eat the pickles
Speaker 2: of the bread. That's what's bad is the pickles and
Speaker 2: the bread. Thank you.
Speaker 1: That's actually that's actually very accurate. It's not I would
Speaker 1: just talk to David. David, just glaze over at the show.
Speaker 1: Let me give you all anger management classes. Then if
Speaker 1: you go talk about.
Speaker 3: An annoying diet threesome?
Speaker 2: Can we say that? I don't think we can say.
Speaker 3: Sure we can absolutely grandparents all.
Speaker 2: The time, Jewish show. I don't think that's appropriation.
Speaker 1: And everything is a cultural appropriation.
Speaker 2: Stand for it.
Speaker 3: Don't be a Putt. Yeah, you know who invented glasses.
Speaker 2: You better get rid of.
Speaker 1: Your glasses then, Bill Putt, Carthaicians, car the Kardash, the Greeks.
Speaker 2: The Greeks did maybe.
Speaker 5: The enemies it was the car Kardashi the Uh, I'm
Speaker 5: not sure. Carp and Carpathians.
Speaker 1: Carpathians. I think that the Carpathians were the enemy of
Speaker 1: the Greeks.
Speaker 2: I knew Frank and surely Carpathian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were great.
Speaker 2: They were good people.
Speaker 1: They were really good people. She ran the school board.
Speaker 2: Did all right? Uh, you have the juke? Do well?
Speaker 2: Long or short? Please do it short? Okay?
Speaker 1: I like the long.
Speaker 2: Get your coffee mug. When you get done, I'll be
Speaker 2: saying without my coffee, I might get in a bad mood.
Speaker 1: What is that letter, say presented by Donald J. Trump?
Speaker 1: What do you have there? Do you have your own?
Speaker 1: Are you an ownership of something like Dave.
Speaker 2: He Uh, this is my buddy Donnie. Oh yeah, he
Speaker 2: sends me. I thought you got a certificate. No, he
Speaker 2: sends me mail every once in a while. I go ahead,
Speaker 2: hey fellas, hey man. Mom's driving a little girl to
Speaker 2: a playdate. The little girl says, uh, hey, mommy, how
Speaker 2: old are you? Honey?
Speaker 4: You're not supposed to ask a lady her aide.
Speaker 2: It's not polite.
Speaker 1: It's not polite.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, mammy, how much your way? There's personal questions
Speaker 2: there are really none of your business. That's the second one.
Speaker 2: You never you never asked that. Okay, Hey, why daddy
Speaker 2: a Divorceia? That's enough question. The kid needs a muzzle.
Speaker 1: What's the meaning of this, little abigail?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, go play with your friends. She friends
Speaker 2: go off to play. The little girl says, my mommy
Speaker 2: wouldn't tell me anything. The little girl said we Her
Speaker 2: friend says, well, look, all you need to do, you
Speaker 2: know everything about your mommy is look at the driver's license.
Speaker 2: It's like a report card. It tells everything. Oh fantastic
Speaker 2: idea good advice. So she goes and she sneaks in
Speaker 2: her mommy's purse and she grabs the license. She looks
Speaker 2: and she goes, oh, that's how she is. She's thirty
Speaker 2: two because the birthday's right there on the drivers yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah. And she goes and she goes to her mom.
Speaker 2: She goes, uh, hey, I found out a lot about you.
Speaker 2: I know you're thirty two years old. I know that
Speaker 2: you weigh one hundred and forty pounds, and I know
Speaker 2: why why daddy gave you divorce? Oh really, why do
Speaker 2: your day divorce me? Because you got to nef in
Speaker 2: sex joking? Good one.
Speaker 1: It's October eleventh, twenty twenty four. Back after this on
Speaker 1: news radio eight forty w a chance.
Speaker 2: I wonder, thank you progressively?
Speaker 3: Why they're still talking.
Speaker 1: I told you that initially the insurance denied my.
Speaker 2: My procedure, Doctor Henry Sadlow. Doctor Henry Sadlow, two cups
Speaker 2: of coffee is okay, And it's okay from my heart
Speaker 2: smart standpoint. There you go. I got a question for you,
Speaker 2: sad Low, if you're still.
Speaker 1: Listening, what what are you doing? What are you doing? Uh?
Speaker 2: About three weeks ago I called doctor Henry Sadlow and
Speaker 2: I said, hey, this is what's going on with me.
Speaker 2: And it was all the same symptoms you had and
Speaker 2: he goes, You're probably all right, but were you the hell? Man?
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny because there's a guy in
Speaker 1: the sales that's a little heavy, and which one he goes?
Speaker 2: He goes.
Speaker 1: You know what, I always noticed, your skinny guys always
Speaker 1: have heart attacks, he goes, he goes us fat guys,
Speaker 1: he goes us fat guys. We don't have heart attacks
Speaker 1: because the second we got something going wrong, we're like,
Speaker 1: must be a heart attack. You know what, there's something there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I ignored it for the longest time. It's so stupid.
Speaker 2: I was at the gym yesterday with Manami Jones Jones Jones,
Speaker 2: Manami Jones. She had me have the rolling machine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, rolling machine is tough if you put some resistance.
Speaker 2: On it, and she does. She does so the first
Speaker 2: minute on there, I'm like, this is it, man, just
Speaker 2: know it? Yeah, I just don't. Then we start boxing.
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's even harder. Don't realize how to.
Speaker 2: Get especially when you got a relentless person like Manamie
Speaker 2: Joe's yelling, beating the crap out of you. Sho hey, man,
Speaker 2: I got a couple of licks in on her too. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's she not that one sided.
Speaker 1: Right, You're great. You beat up a little Asian girl. Great,
Speaker 1: fantastic was she weighed ninety pounds eighty five but she's
Speaker 1: amediate But she's a mean eighty five many Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I bet you she'd whoop your ass. No, she don't
Speaker 2: listen like uh. She in taekwondo. She's like a champion.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've got to show me a picture one time where
Speaker 2: she's kickboxing this like seven foot talk. It looks like
Speaker 2: Bruce Lee fighting crimbar. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, the whole
Speaker 2: time I'm working out now, I'm thinking I might have
Speaker 2: a word or two. You've runned everything for me, man,
Speaker 2: you and your stupid heart booboo.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. He's Young Kapor. The mayor is going to
Speaker 1: join us at eleven o'clock talk about this new initiative
Speaker 1: against violent crime.
Speaker 2: Uh I want.
Speaker 1: He Young Kapoor is also about, you know, dealing with
Speaker 1: atonement and forgiveness.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Will you do some atonement with us?
Speaker 2: You better be bringing some atonement to the show, Mayor Greenberg, don't.
Speaker 1: Come empty atonement handed. Uh, mister Mayor, thank you.
Speaker 2: You know what we're talking about to Mayor Greenberg.
Speaker 1: All right, he's gonna have to answer honestly whether he
Speaker 1: starves himself from sundown to sun upshotly, sir, you promised
Speaker 1: transparency when you got elected.
Speaker 2: We want to know about you. Want to know you Kapoor.
Speaker 1: Habits, Yes, we want to know what you're gonna do
Speaker 1: tomorrow from young Kapoor.
Speaker 2: I think we I'm delivering the pizzas to his house.
Speaker 2: We have to do it now.
Speaker 1: Remember Dave and I dated just do the Did you
Speaker 1: do the uh? Or was it you Dwight who did
Speaker 1: them at Jewish Community Center a couple of years ago?
Speaker 1: I think that was me where we got the pizzas delivers.
Speaker 2: I brought the pizza, brought you. You know, it's been
Speaker 2: a while you two were doing the underdoors after the underdoors,
Speaker 2: and so I brought pizza after you all.
Speaker 1: Know about half these are not kosher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had pepperoni. So it's just I thought,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Be pepperoni and sausage pizzas.
Speaker 2: I know I didn't know either, so I brought. I'm
Speaker 2: gon man. Guess who's going to be hit at the
Speaker 2: Jewish Community Center Hey, would you like to flash about
Speaker 2: pepper run it? Thank you? Well, yet another reason I'm
Speaker 2: not going to be allowed to get into the US Army.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a list. Physical fitness is the top reason.
Speaker 2: But Delta eight is now banned. As part of the
Speaker 2: substance abuse regulations, the United States Armies decided to place
Speaker 2: a ban on all cannabis concentrate items, especially one known
Speaker 2: as Delta eight. In addition, they put a warning to
Speaker 2: soldiers to avoid poppy seeds on things like bunds. Newer
Speaker 2: seeds may contain elevated levels of codeine.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to know the percentage of Americans
Speaker 1: that cannot serve in the military because of one reason
Speaker 1: or another? Wait, drug issues, go ahead, almost eighty percent,
Speaker 1: eighty percent, eight of ten of Americans that are in
Speaker 1: the age to join the military cannot because of obesity
Speaker 1: and drug issues.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's just sad. Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you another number. You want to give
Speaker 1: you another number? Sixty yes, give you another numbers. Fifty
Speaker 1: percent of Americans are pre diabetic or diabetic or type two.
Speaker 1: That's almost half of America. That's fifty percent. So it's
Speaker 1: one and two. Now what was it in nineteen fifty
Speaker 1: ten percent?
Speaker 2: One percent?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was and now it's fifty percent.
Speaker 2: It's so silly. They told me the other day. They're like,
Speaker 2: you are borderline. You're right there for pre diabetes and
Speaker 2: I am pre diabetic. Right yeah? What In Liverpool, England,
Speaker 2: Caroline Ashley was visited by a member of the City Council.
Speaker 2: Carolina Carol listening, She's from Liverpool, top of the morning
Speaker 2: to you when Ireland? What they say in uh goday?
Speaker 2: What's England? Now it's Australian. What are you saying?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Have a fun with that. There you go. She was
Speaker 2: visited by a member of the city Council. They expressed
Speaker 2: interest in the concerns on her Halloween decorations in her yard.
Speaker 2: It seems that her neighbors were concerned because the tombstones,
Speaker 2: the body bags, the baby dolls, the dead bodies all
Speaker 2: looked a little bit too real. And as to cause
Speaker 2: not any further offense to her neighbors, she took the
Speaker 2: decorations down from the front yard without incident, but she
Speaker 2: did say it's the quickest thing she's ever seen. The
Speaker 2: Liverpool City Council react on so they're saying, your yards scarying.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get these stories for the next couple of
Speaker 1: weeks over here. Remember, I mean's lady in Wisconsin has
Speaker 1: Remember how they're hanging from the or the cars wrecked
Speaker 1: into the house and the guy leaned over there with
Speaker 1: the blood and the cops are called all the time.
Speaker 1: That's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Look, none of ours are decorations are not too scary,
Speaker 2: but they might be posed in some kind of sexual nature.
Speaker 2: But that, listen, I expected from you. If that's what
Speaker 2: you're thinking, that's your mind.
Speaker 1: You got applauded when you did that on this south
Speaker 1: end Dixie Highway. They applauded you. You tried this out
Speaker 1: at in Mosa Road. You did not like you.
Speaker 2: Listen, mister frankets out is just helping missus Frankenstein over
Speaker 2: the fence, through the fence. That's I don't care. But
Speaker 2: if you see it a different way, well, Halloween's right
Speaker 2: around the corner. That's why we're doing stories like this.
Speaker 2: Here's the top ten predicted costumes for adults for Halloween
Speaker 2: this year. Start at number ten. Okay, you'll not get
Speaker 2: this once. I'll give it to you, alright, go ahead,
Speaker 2: Lady Deadpool. Is there a Lady Deadpool?
Speaker 1: There is, Yes, there's a Lady Deadpool, which is yeah,
Speaker 1: but you have to wear the entire mask. That's not
Speaker 1: going to happen. Women are not going to put that
Speaker 1: mask over their face. It's not going to do it.
Speaker 2: Some of these I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is there a Donald Trump with a bloody ear and
Speaker 3: a bandage?
Speaker 2: No, believe it or not, Sabrina Sabrina Carpenter. It's sad
Speaker 2: that you can't do that. Anybody know that.
Speaker 1: I don't care whether the side you're on, but it's
Speaker 1: sad you can't do that because if you went to
Speaker 1: a party, we cause too much trouble. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: would cause too much trouble. He was like, why would you?
Speaker 1: Why would you ruin the party? You're just gonna go
Speaker 1: to the party.
Speaker 2: You couldn't even wear like a regular Biden or Trump mask.
Speaker 1: No, you know, because people are gonna lose their minds.
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter. I have no idea on that one, bringing
Speaker 2: a Carpenter. Doctor Doom, the Marvel supervillain comes in number
Speaker 2: eight and why why is that? Because it's new? Is
Speaker 2: there's a new movie coming out?
Speaker 1: But it's not out yet, so next year that'll be
Speaker 1: a big one.
Speaker 2: Read from the Descendants.
Speaker 1: What is the Descendants? Bro Dave was talking about.
Speaker 3: It the Descent. That's where a bunch of women go
Speaker 3: spelunking and they keep going down, and then the people
Speaker 3: and then they find.
Speaker 2: The more people are on their way up and they meet.
Speaker 3: Them, not all of them.
Speaker 2: It does this because he's a mole person. Hey do
Speaker 2: good in that cave? Then that's where the mood people
Speaker 2: live and it happens to be yool eve. Uh. Number
Speaker 2: six is envy from inside out to you saw that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, Envy's good. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: It's easy.
Speaker 1: It's an easy costume.
Speaker 2: What is it? It's hard to describe it.
Speaker 3: It's green.
Speaker 1: It's a freaking cartoon.
Speaker 2: Dude, Dolores from Beetlejuice, Beetle Juice?
Speaker 1: Which one is Dolores? I saw beeal Juice Belle Juice
Speaker 1: last night Maggie. Maggie came in town to get her
Speaker 1: nails done. I'm like, what daughter is this? And we
Speaker 1: watched Beetle Man. Do you watch it on a I
Speaker 1: bought it like pay per view. Yeah, it was nineteen bucks.
Speaker 1: I bought it.
Speaker 2: Do you own it? No, I rented it. You rented
Speaker 2: it for nineteen I'm not going to watch it again.
Speaker 1: My daughter was if I went to the movies at
Speaker 1: a cost, he's sixty bucks, So I said, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'll punch it up. How much would it cost to
Speaker 2: buy the damn thing?
Speaker 1: Five dollars more? I don't want it. It's not I
Speaker 1: knew it would not be spectacular. He's he's brilliant. I
Speaker 1: love him, Michael. And there's no digital there's no Everything
Speaker 1: is like real or a puppet or something like that. Right,
Speaker 1: So there's no digital characters.
Speaker 2: In it, thank god. But it's goofy. It's number three
Speaker 2: is cat Nap. Cat Nap is a character from a
Speaker 2: horror video game called Poppy Playtime. Hey Dave, what level
Speaker 2: are you on on Poppy Playtime?
Speaker 3: Seventy four?
Speaker 2: Nice? Try maybe beginner level seventy four?
Speaker 1: Nerd Wright, Thank you nerds?
Speaker 2: Whight bring me a hot pocket? Hot Pocket? Number two
Speaker 2: is ray Gun The break Oh, that's a good one,
Speaker 2: The Breakdancer from the Summer Olympics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a really good It's.
Speaker 2: An easy one.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna have to explain that to people though, it's.
Speaker 2: All night long and you don't even know long. You
Speaker 2: don't have to know how to break dance. The worse
Speaker 2: you are, the better the costume. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think the younger you are, you probably again, the
Speaker 1: younger people don't watch anything. They just watch clips of
Speaker 1: things online. That's how they consume everything.
Speaker 2: My pop culture references are getting the worse. They're diminishing.
Speaker 1: PM magazine a couple of weeks. You know, when you're
Speaker 1: sitting to watching him Magazine tonight watching Mary Hart, What
Speaker 1: the hell, what did you say?
Speaker 2: PM? I was in a modern day argument about I
Speaker 2: don't know, the Middle East or something. Today said, where'd
Speaker 2: you get your factor on? I saw it on Bob Braun.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Let's where Bob Broun show. I'm Bob Braun. No,
Speaker 2: that's Mike. He's trying Braun.
Speaker 3: He's trying so hard not to do that.
Speaker 5: Now he's almost catatonic in his commercials political commercials.
Speaker 2: Remember they ran for like two years, so.
Speaker 1: We mocked them the entire time, which is good for him.
Speaker 2: I didn't you did.
Speaker 5: But now he talks like this, Hi, I'm Mike Braun.
Speaker 5: I have an n PM him.
Speaker 2: It was good. It worked, It worked all right. The
Speaker 2: number one predicted Barbie costUS Barbie and can it is
Speaker 2: not a shrunking head Bob from Beetlejuice. How do you
Speaker 2: know I could not do it? Head? I guess you
Speaker 2: head to your head? That's still you know? What do
Speaker 2: you look through? Maybe like the chest hole or something whatever.
Speaker 5: I'll scratch that one off my list. That list is
Speaker 5: like rock and roll band all the time is Journey?
Speaker 2: Stop it.
Speaker 1: That list is stupid and it's wrong.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that the best song ever is we built
Speaker 2: this city on rock and roll.
Speaker 5: Don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2: Do it, please don't. It's it's that song is banned
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Speaker 2: deliciously good. Last night in our Southern comfort hot tub,
Speaker 2: we listened to the sweet, sulky sounds of yacht rock
Speaker 2: of the seventies Baby, our own playlist that we put together.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you connected with the one you
Speaker 2: love with zero distractions? When's the last time you had
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Speaker 3: That's right. We did build this city on rock and roll,
Speaker 3: not shifting sand.
Speaker 2: We built a whole limestone hit it Whi's just started band.
Speaker 2: It's just fun. And this is the only song that
Speaker 2: we play. Yeah for all three hours at the gig. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know. Hey, we everbody go. We're
Speaker 2: getting ready to do sixteenth legend of We Built This City.
Speaker 1: She's singing this song on stage when it was a hit,
Speaker 1: thinking I used to be one of the coolest people
Speaker 1: in the world in nineteen sixties.
Speaker 2: I was cutting edge.
Speaker 3: I used to be a white rabbit. A rabbit died
Speaker 3: back after this.
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