WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.439 --> 00:00:03.240 Oh, every day is Friday for me. 2 00:00:04.200 --> 00:00:07.639 That is true. Rap again, mister, Oh, I've got a 3 00:00:07.679 --> 00:00:11.199 new lease on life. Everything's coming up, brainbows. 4 00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:13.160 I'm not going to eat donuts or bring donuts in 5 00:00:13.199 --> 00:00:15.199 any I know so. 6 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:18.079 Many people are disappointed because I've been bringing donuts. 7 00:00:17.679 --> 00:00:19.359 To the staff. Did you stop that? 8 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:23.800 Yeah, it's over. It's not about you, smart. 9 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:26.320 Oh, come on with heart, smart man. 10 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:29.879 So I've been bringing donuts to the staff every Friday 11 00:00:29.879 --> 00:00:30.879 for what six years? 12 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:33.560 Five? Six years? Yeah, but you didn't have to bring 13 00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:37.479 a cardboard box of broccoli. That was just wrong. He 14 00:00:37.520 --> 00:00:42.840 brought me in like a donut box, phil college cruel. 15 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:44.880 I thought about bringing a side thing of cheese, but 16 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:46.520 I went nope, not heart, Smart. 17 00:00:47.359 --> 00:00:48.679 You are a side thing of cheese. 18 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:53.079 Oh. The reason I'm not doing this anymore is for 19 00:00:53.119 --> 00:01:00.359 your own good, because you know that calcium an artery. 20 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:03.479 All right, but do you know how social media would 21 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:05.640 take it? Oh he had a heart attack and won't 22 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:08.120 eat it, but he brings everyone else donuts to have 23 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:11.319 a heart attack. He's such a jerk, all right. So 24 00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:15.560 tomorrow is young Kapoor? Is it young Kipper or young capool? 25 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:15.840 Young? 26 00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:21.439 It is the holiest of Jewish days. Yes, my gym 27 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:25.159 is closed because it is the holiest of days. And 28 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:28.640 starting tonight it's sundown, I believe, and it goes to 29 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:31.920 the next day at sundown like tomorrow night. 30 00:01:31.959 --> 00:01:39.519 So you can't eat. Eat, So you can't eat. I'm 31 00:01:39.560 --> 00:01:41.760 just a Christian. I don't know if we know. But 32 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:46.159 here's the deal. We fast, right, So here's the deal. 33 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:48.640 So then you have an event usually at people's houses 34 00:01:48.799 --> 00:01:50.000 that that tomorrow night. 35 00:01:50.079 --> 00:01:50.239 Right. 36 00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:53.640 So Neph used to talk about this, and he used 37 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:55.560 to say, this is what drives me crazy. This is 38 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:58.400 the Jewish thing. It's like, we need to torture ourselves. 39 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:01.239 So here's what we do. He goes, we don't eat, tony, 40 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:07.159 and then we set the table though, and put all 41 00:02:07.159 --> 00:02:10.919 the food on the dining room table at the event. 42 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:14.080 So you pray and then you people walk by the 43 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:16.719 dining room and just kind of sniffing the food and 44 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:19.680 it's the food's in there, and I'm not sure what's 45 00:02:19.719 --> 00:02:20.280 on the table. 46 00:02:20.319 --> 00:02:23.639 It's muscle memory when you walk by a Thanksgiving table 47 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:26.199 or a party table to reach out and grab just 48 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:27.639 one of something and eat. 49 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:30.400 Now, Neft would say, because I think there's a hard 50 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:32.840 oled egg there's some unleaved bread. 51 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:35.680 Unleaved Bread. 52 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:40.199 Unloved Bread is absolutely a band name. But he said 53 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:43.000 neft would said he would cheat, he'd come by and 54 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:45.479 kind of take the egg. Oh, he would take the 55 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.280 egg and kind of eat it a little bit. He 56 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:48.360 looks like an egg taker. 57 00:02:48.479 --> 00:02:54.680 He was not. Uh, what's the penalty? What's the pen. 58 00:02:57.280 --> 00:02:59.080 By the way, this song is for you. Dwight first 59 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:01.599 singing Whitney Hues and in the hallway. 60 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:04.960 What witness? What were you singing? I want to dance 61 00:03:05.039 --> 00:03:06.159 with somebody. 62 00:03:06.439 --> 00:03:08.840 Boys said, don't make me break out the Gordon lightfoot. 63 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:13.159 I don't mind this. I thought you were gonna break out. Well, 64 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:13.919 I'm not gonna tell you. 65 00:03:14.039 --> 00:03:15.759 I was Pickingcotger. 66 00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:19.680 Congratulations to and I have a great Jewish holiday starting 67 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:20.520 tonight on Kapor. 68 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:21.199 Uh. 69 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:25.159 The mayor is in with us today at eleven o'clock. 70 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:28.599 Well, thanks for telling me. Man, you're welcome. So then 71 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:31.199 can you start telling the guy that keeps the schedule 72 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:33.319 for the show when you book guests? Would that would 73 00:03:33.319 --> 00:03:36.280 that be? Okay? Yeah? Okay, maybe here's here's an idea. 74 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:39.520 I'm sorry, I only had heart surgery this week. It's 75 00:03:39.560 --> 00:03:42.879 not really heart smart. It's not really heart smart to 76 00:03:42.879 --> 00:03:46.280 get me upset. 77 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:50.080 Do you think maybe instead of telling others about the 78 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:54.919 plaque and their arteries and cholesterol prevention, you could just 79 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:56.960 tell me when you book a guest and I can 80 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:59.680 put them on the calendar, because I'm the one that 81 00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:00.199 has to go. 82 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:04.199 Yeah, okay, and at eleven thirty instead of this week 83 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:10.039 in music? Yes, Marty Polio in studio, who's. 84 00:04:12.639 --> 00:04:13.199 Okay, So. 85 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:16.920 We'll have him on. He of course is Jewish, so 86 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:18.800 we'll talk to him about what's on the table. I 87 00:04:18.839 --> 00:04:21.279 think it's unleavened bread. I know there's an egg. I 88 00:04:21.319 --> 00:04:21.959 know there's an egg. 89 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:24.519 I want to be a temptress to the mayor, yes 90 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:27.120 and bring in yeah, warm done. 91 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:32.680 You should find out where he's do have Barono's pizza 92 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:33.319 the river. 93 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:36.240 I'm gonna set up kosher. 94 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:40.319 Kosher Barono's pizza, of course, but deliver some kosher Baro's 95 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:41.879 pizza to uh. 96 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:44.800 I'm gonna do is gonna be? And then I'm going 97 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:47.120 TMZ because you know what you know the mayor is 98 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:48.920 gonna I don't know if do you think he would 99 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:50.800 do it or not? Would you take a bite? 100 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:52.800 I think we should like set it with camera through 101 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:55.879 the battle and then he's in there eating pizza while else. 102 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:56.639 That's a new reality show. 103 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:07.720 Yeah, busted. And then with the great DVD series Fantastic. Okay, 104 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:10.040 So it starts tonight at sundown. 105 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:12.439 Yeah, and you can't eat till the next sundown. 106 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.639 So the food that they put out, is there any proteins? 107 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:19.079 Because no, no, no, no, they don't set it out at 108 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:20.519 the beginning. They set it out that night. 109 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:23.399 So you show up at Persons whatever wherever you're selling 110 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:26.240 you or you're celebrating Young Kapoor. And then again, I'm 111 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:28.920 getting this secondhand from I could do that from Neft. 112 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:32.000 It's all mayonnaise based products. It's it's all fine. 113 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:34.279 I could do two hours or something like that. I 114 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:35.959 thought you met. You got to sit on the table. 115 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:39.000 You gotta look at it for twenty four hours. No, 116 00:05:39.079 --> 00:05:39.759 I couldn't do that. 117 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:42.000 Now, only the next day or only the next day 118 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:44.360 when you go to actually celebrate young Kapoor and you're 119 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:46.879 sitting Yeah, but you still have not eaten since yesterday 120 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:48.959 sundown and the food is on the table. 121 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:50.920 Do you understand what I'm saying? Oh wait a minute, 122 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:53.519 a degree of difficulty than you let me ask you. 123 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:55.800 This yeah, and you're not supposed to do anything like 124 00:05:55.839 --> 00:05:57.680 you're you're supposed to sit on your couch. 125 00:05:57.800 --> 00:05:59.839 You're not supposed to do anything. Hey, I got that. 126 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:02.800 You get that part, that part, I'm down for it. Yeah. 127 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:05.160 I could be Jewish for that part. 128 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:07.560 And then you have to watch chuckle lots. 129 00:06:07.839 --> 00:06:11.879 Let me can can I drink a meta musal? 130 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:16.040 We're gonna have to ask a Jewish person. I don't know, 131 00:06:16.319 --> 00:06:18.519 because I would just drink meta musicals. See, you know, 132 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:23.800 young Kapoor translates to day of atonement. Well you get 133 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:25.879 we got a lot of got a lot of atone. 134 00:06:26.040 --> 00:06:27.839 I think you and I would need a week of atonement. 135 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:29.519 Yeah, we is right. We I don't know. 136 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:31.600 You don't need a sundown of atonement. You need the 137 00:06:31.639 --> 00:06:33.879 wreck of the Edmund fistrail to no, no. 138 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:34.160 No no. 139 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:36.199 I got a better way for you, man, I got 140 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:37.120 a better one for you. 141 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:37.759 I listened. 142 00:06:37.800 --> 00:06:41.160 I was into Kroger getting some yogurt, some heart smart 143 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:44.279 yogurt and medicine and some medicine, and they had seasons 144 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:46.920 of the Sun on. Oh isn't that song about a 145 00:06:46.959 --> 00:06:48.040 guy that's dying. 146 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:49.759 His friends dying. 147 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:52.199 He's not dying, He's not dying, his buddy's dying. 148 00:06:52.319 --> 00:06:57.959 Buddy's dying. That's seventies, so upbeat. Well that the song 149 00:06:58.120 --> 00:07:01.560 sounds great, but you listen to it, it's very sad. 150 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:03.040 It's not anybody I know. 151 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.879 It's just a song that I made up. Okay. 152 00:07:05.959 --> 00:07:12.920 So sunset sunset WelCom sunset tonight, October eleventh, nightfall on Saturday, 153 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:17.800 October twelfth, according to the Old Farmer's Almanac. So there 154 00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:19.920 you go, there you go. 155 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:27.800 Like always says goodbye Papa. Everybody recalled their dad Papa, 156 00:07:28.360 --> 00:07:30.839 Papa Papa, like you only go to pick him up 157 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:33.560 at high school in the Hamptons and it comes running 158 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:41.959 the car, Papa Papa. 159 00:07:42.279 --> 00:07:48.360 Oh, doesn't he know the seventies. We're just singing this 160 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:49.240 guy and you're dying. 161 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:51.720 Notice how sunny it is. 162 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:52.199 Yeah, I know. 163 00:07:52.240 --> 00:07:56.720 It's all great sunny day and you're dying. Get it? Hey, fy, did. 164 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:58.639 You send me this song when I was in hospital? 165 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:05.519 Next time we had seasons in the sun? 166 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:10.199 Hell was that we climbed? Would your seasons. 167 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:14.000 Out of time? Hey? Maybe I could show your system. 168 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:20.920 It's the largest bean I have for Tony. It's a 169 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:26.279 second Hey if you if your sister shows me here here, 170 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:30.720 I show you, ma, thank you. 171 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:38.360 Don't even Eddie all right? David Toman Jews reflect on 172 00:08:38.519 --> 00:08:40.600 sins and wrong doings from. 173 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:43.759 The previous year. Oh my gosh, I have a list. 174 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:45.240 I don't know if I could do it in a 175 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:51.440 twenty four hour period. I really could not coffee. 176 00:08:54.480 --> 00:08:55.679 During the course of the year. 177 00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:59.919 People get off track, says Stephen Katz, the Slater Professor 178 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:04.200 of Jewish and Holocaust Studies at Boston University. They don't 179 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:07.320 keep their obligations, they don't follow the law, They mistreat 180 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:11.679 their neighbors. They are egotistical and self interest interested. Uh So, 181 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:15.960 the subject is to try to reassess a kind of 182 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:22.320 camaraderie and reassert a harmonious and ethical relationship between human 183 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:26.840 beings and also between the world above and the world below. 184 00:09:26.759 --> 00:09:28.639 And to achieve that we won't eat for a day. 185 00:09:28.679 --> 00:09:29.879 What's that mean the world below? 186 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:32.159 I don't know. I don't want to know about that world. 187 00:09:32.159 --> 00:09:35.200 Don't want to be with the world. That's about the 188 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:37.840 mole people that live underneath. Oh, I've seen those people. 189 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:40.159 They're like pale, pale white. 190 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:41.639 You see the movie The Descent. 191 00:09:42.360 --> 00:09:44.639 If you eat something, if you eat something off the table, 192 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:45.879 the mole people come and get. 193 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:48.120 Into the mole people. That was how you could scare 194 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:50.679 little Jewish kids. You know, you've seen that movie where 195 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:52.879 the mole people the big They got big old eyeballs 196 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:55.559 because it's dark down there, and they're real pale. 197 00:09:55.879 --> 00:09:57.759 Their whiskers are going to tickle your breeches. 198 00:09:57.840 --> 00:10:00.159 They got real big alien hits. They're coming out after 199 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:01.840 you if you eat the egg off the table. 200 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:06.679 And they'll say, hey, which money, I eat my mole. 201 00:10:06.559 --> 00:10:12.360 Leg So if you're not pretty good, scary, okay, okay, okay, 202 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:15.080 so here originally looking up so young Kapor. So some 203 00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:17.879 Jewish people take this opportunity in the next twenty four 204 00:10:17.919 --> 00:10:21.360 hours when they're really hungry to apologize to friends and 205 00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:23.600 loved ones they have wrong. So they will call them 206 00:10:24.039 --> 00:10:28.879 and say, I'm sorry for what I did to you. Wow, man, 207 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:29.840 this is a heavy day. 208 00:10:29.919 --> 00:10:32.360 I am sorry. If what I did to you upset. 209 00:10:32.039 --> 00:10:36.039 You, I'm sorry. I'm sorry the way you took what 210 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:37.360 I said upset you. 211 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:40.000 I'm sorry that you didn't get my joke and were offended. 212 00:10:42.720 --> 00:10:46.120 Uh man, they're fasting, not eating, oh my gosh, not 213 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:51.200 eating or drinking. You drink, can't How could that be possible. 214 00:10:51.240 --> 00:10:52.000 That can't be healthy. 215 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:56.320 I would want to talk to anybody because you no drinking? 216 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:03.240 So young ka is on a Friday. 217 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:07.720 No drinking? Okay, let me ask you. Is this like 218 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:14.679 Catholicism in the in reverse? Because why ash wait before 219 00:11:14.720 --> 00:11:18.000 ash before ash Wednesday? There's fat Tuesday? Yeah, blow it 220 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:20.759 all out. Yeah, the very next guilty. You gotta be 221 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:22.639 good guilty, and then you got and then you gotta 222 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:26.279 give up guilty, give up stuff for forty days guilty. 223 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:30.120 Jewish religion, you get you're doing with twenty four hours 224 00:11:30.399 --> 00:11:32.480 up front, and I guess there a big party after 225 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:35.879 yam kapoor. There's gotta be right, so it goes on, Okay. 226 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:39.360 Some Jewish people also avoid other actions on yon kapor, 227 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:46.039 such as bathing, applying makeup, wearing leather shoes, or having. 228 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:49.279 Sex twenty four hours. The Jewish women are like. 229 00:11:51.559 --> 00:11:54.159 Yon kapoor, thank you, that's eight minutes. I got back 230 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:55.840 eight minutes. 231 00:11:57.639 --> 00:12:03.600 Really okay? Making sick even an egg takes three minutes. Okay. 232 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:06.480 So this is what's happening tonight until tomorrow. So if 233 00:12:06.519 --> 00:12:07.919 you get a call from one of your Jewish friends. 234 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:09.440 A matter of fact, I have a lot of Jewish 235 00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:13.279 friends and I'm gonna I expect some phone calls the wrongdoings. 236 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:15.960 So in the next segment, right, we'll talk about smoking 237 00:12:16.000 --> 00:12:20.240 meat and the process and the seasonings and the side dishes. 238 00:12:20.279 --> 00:12:21.960 It doesn't start till tonight. 239 00:12:21.679 --> 00:12:22.679 And the succulents. 240 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:29.639 Would you load up or not before sundown? And did 241 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:31.720 you can you eat right up until the end of 242 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:32.320 the sun. 243 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:34.759 Goes Yeah, I'm going to six fifty nine. 244 00:12:34.960 --> 00:12:36.639 You're right, there's no question. 245 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:41.000 So you eat on your roof. When is sunset tonight? 246 00:12:42.240 --> 00:12:44.679 We get a minute seven? 247 00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:50.080 Okay, I'm going straight seven nine fifty nine. 248 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:52.960 Yeah, all right, that's uh, that's your own capoo. 249 00:12:52.919 --> 00:12:55.399 My coffee over there? Where's my coffee? 250 00:12:56.960 --> 00:13:00.960 So car bload you go. You go to lots of 251 00:13:00.960 --> 00:13:03.240 pasta tony and get clean carbs a brand new. 252 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:04.519 What are you looking for? 253 00:13:04.879 --> 00:13:06.279 Look for my damn coffee man. 254 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:08.440 You know who has great coffee? 255 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:13.360 Lots of pasta, your coffee, your cafe cups on in here, buddy, you. 256 00:13:13.279 --> 00:13:15.519 Get the coffee shop. I brought it in here and 257 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:16.639 grind your own coffee. 258 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:16.919 Yeah. 259 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:19.000 I noticed that that was your third cup this morning. 260 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:22.000 That's some local coffee. It's not good for your heart 261 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:24.440 if you have three, you gotta stop with this twin 262 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:28.759 heart heart smart crap. You're chuving coffee. You're chugging coffee 263 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:31.600 like the life force. You like your punch de Leon. 264 00:13:32.159 --> 00:13:35.399 Stop it's my third Cope. It's not heart smart. 265 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:40.399 I want a new show before sundown. 266 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:42.840 You just want to go get some craft beer before 267 00:13:42.879 --> 00:13:46.240 you can't drink because you have Octoberfest and Christmas ales, 268 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:52.039 Christmas pastas. Yeah, rao, pumpkin ravioli, butternut squashed ravioli. 269 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:53.159 Dave you ready for this? 270 00:13:53.279 --> 00:13:56.279 Get a big Deli sandwich, homemade soup. You know what 271 00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:58.519 I'm thinking, Dave, all before SUNDOWNE? What are you thinking? 272 00:13:58.559 --> 00:14:00.879 To Wight, I'm thinking Lots of Posta is going to 273 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:04.480 have a new Tony Vannetti's Heart Smart section. I think, so, 274 00:14:04.679 --> 00:14:08.480 oh hey, well you lot Tapasta. This is my heart 275 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:17.200 smart section. It has olives, exotic Mediterranean uz and. 276 00:14:17.240 --> 00:14:19.879 What nuts they do not? They do have all of that? 277 00:14:19.919 --> 00:14:20.759 And the what nuts? 278 00:14:20.840 --> 00:14:21.480 Oh what nuts? 279 00:14:21.879 --> 00:14:22.120 Cheat? 280 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:26.320 I have an idea instead of the eating your warm 281 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:30.080 ding dong, why not have a handful of pecans? 282 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:33.080 They do have nuts at Los of Pasta. 283 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:37.519 Instead of eating that nice big, fresh hot lusignia from 284 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:42.000 that tapasta. Why not have a delicious palm of sunfloat 285 00:14:42.039 --> 00:14:42.639 with seeds. 286 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:45.720 Not sure about sunflower seeds. 287 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:48.559 Actually, almonds are good. They have only you can have 288 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:51.320 on an average body weight. You should have eight, not 289 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:53.799 nine or ten. So you gotta stop at eight almonds. 290 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:56.559 So eight nuts are good. Nine nuts are bad. I'm 291 00:14:56.600 --> 00:14:57.799 going after the nuts are little. 292 00:14:58.159 --> 00:14:59.200 I can't wait for this. 293 00:14:59.200 --> 00:15:02.720 Year to annoy with this heart smart stuff. 294 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:05.840 Yeah, just now you're gonna annoy us with your diet. 295 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:11.440 Yeah right, yeah, starting today, starting today, two thousand today. 296 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:13.919 Oh thank you. It's weird that the guy that said, hey, 297 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:16.440 I've got a great diet for you, just go to 298 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:19.879 McDonald's every day, get the double cheeseburger burger and throw 299 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:24.360 the bread away. Somehow his artery got clawed. Don't you 300 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:27.639 understand this? Doctor Adkins said you could eat as minute 301 00:15:27.679 --> 00:15:29.919 cheese burgs as long as you don't eat the pickles 302 00:15:29.919 --> 00:15:33.600 of the bread. That's what's bad is the pickles and 303 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:38.279 the bread. Thank you. 304 00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:45.279 That's actually that's actually very accurate. It's not I would 305 00:15:45.279 --> 00:15:47.720 just talk to David. David, just glaze over at the show. 306 00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:52.039 Let me give you all anger management classes. Then if 307 00:15:52.039 --> 00:15:53.000 you go talk about. 308 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:56.200 An annoying diet threesome? 309 00:15:56.279 --> 00:15:58.360 Can we say that? I don't think we can say. 310 00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:01.159 Sure we can absolutely grandparents all. 311 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:06.519 The time, Jewish show. I don't think that's appropriation. 312 00:16:06.679 --> 00:16:08.720 And everything is a cultural appropriation. 313 00:16:09.240 --> 00:16:09.919 Stand for it. 314 00:16:09.960 --> 00:16:13.879 Don't be a Putt. Yeah, you know who invented glasses. 315 00:16:13.879 --> 00:16:14.480 You better get rid of. 316 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:21.000 Your glasses then, Bill Putt, Carthaicians, car the Kardash, the Greeks. 317 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:26.480 The Greeks did maybe. 318 00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:30.679 The enemies it was the car Kardashi the Uh, I'm 319 00:16:30.679 --> 00:16:33.080 not sure. Carp and Carpathians. 320 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:36.679 Carpathians. I think that the Carpathians were the enemy of 321 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:37.360 the Greeks. 322 00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:40.200 I knew Frank and surely Carpathian. 323 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:40.799 Yeah, they were great. 324 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:41.600 They were good people. 325 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:44.600 They were really good people. She ran the school board. 326 00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:50.279 Did all right? Uh, you have the juke? Do well? 327 00:16:50.360 --> 00:16:54.159 Long or short? Please do it short? Okay? 328 00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:56.240 I like the long. 329 00:16:56.480 --> 00:17:00.240 Get your coffee mug. When you get done, I'll be 330 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:02.759 saying without my coffee, I might get in a bad mood. 331 00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:06.400 What is that letter, say presented by Donald J. Trump? 332 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:08.000 What do you have there? Do you have your own? 333 00:17:08.440 --> 00:17:10.359 Are you an ownership of something like Dave. 334 00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:13.400 He Uh, this is my buddy Donnie. Oh yeah, he 335 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:15.279 sends me. I thought you got a certificate. No, he 336 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:17.920 sends me mail every once in a while. I go ahead, 337 00:17:19.400 --> 00:17:25.200 hey fellas, hey man. Mom's driving a little girl to 338 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:28.319 a playdate. The little girl says, uh, hey, mommy, how 339 00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:30.440 old are you? Honey? 340 00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:33.759 You're not supposed to ask a lady her aide. 341 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:36.119 It's not polite. 342 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:36.960 It's not polite. 343 00:17:38.599 --> 00:17:47.920 Okay, hey, mammy, how much your way? There's personal questions 344 00:17:47.960 --> 00:17:51.240 there are really none of your business. That's the second one. 345 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:57.400 You never you never asked that. Okay, Hey, why daddy 346 00:17:57.440 --> 00:18:02.680 a Divorceia? That's enough question. The kid needs a muzzle. 347 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:07.759 What's the meaning of this, little abigail? 348 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:11.640 Yeah, she said, go play with your friends. She friends 349 00:18:12.039 --> 00:18:14.160 go off to play. The little girl says, my mommy 350 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:17.400 wouldn't tell me anything. The little girl said we Her 351 00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:19.279 friend says, well, look, all you need to do, you 352 00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:23.119 know everything about your mommy is look at the driver's license. 353 00:18:23.160 --> 00:18:26.160 It's like a report card. It tells everything. Oh fantastic 354 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:28.839 idea good advice. So she goes and she sneaks in 355 00:18:28.880 --> 00:18:31.160 her mommy's purse and she grabs the license. She looks 356 00:18:31.160 --> 00:18:34.319 and she goes, oh, that's how she is. She's thirty 357 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:37.240 two because the birthday's right there on the drivers yeah, 358 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:40.079 oh yeah. And she goes and she goes to her mom. 359 00:18:40.160 --> 00:18:43.119 She goes, uh, hey, I found out a lot about you. 360 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:47.799 I know you're thirty two years old. I know that 361 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:52.200 you weigh one hundred and forty pounds, and I know 362 00:18:52.599 --> 00:18:57.319 why why daddy gave you divorce? Oh really, why do 363 00:18:57.400 --> 00:19:00.400 your day divorce me? Because you got to nef in 364 00:19:00.559 --> 00:19:05.759 sex joking? Good one. 365 00:19:06.440 --> 00:19:11.039 It's October eleventh, twenty twenty four. Back after this on 366 00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:12.799 news radio eight forty w a chance. 367 00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:21.160 I wonder, thank you progressively? 368 00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:22.400 Why they're still talking. 369 00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:30.920 I told you that initially the insurance denied my. 370 00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:34.920 My procedure, Doctor Henry Sadlow. Doctor Henry Sadlow, two cups 371 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:38.400 of coffee is okay, And it's okay from my heart 372 00:19:38.519 --> 00:19:42.440 smart standpoint. There you go. I got a question for you, 373 00:19:42.519 --> 00:19:43.839 sad Low, if you're still. 374 00:19:43.640 --> 00:19:48.079 Listening, what what are you doing? What are you doing? Uh? 375 00:19:48.519 --> 00:19:52.200 About three weeks ago I called doctor Henry Sadlow and 376 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:54.279 I said, hey, this is what's going on with me. 377 00:19:55.039 --> 00:19:57.880 And it was all the same symptoms you had and 378 00:19:57.920 --> 00:20:03.839 he goes, You're probably all right, but were you the hell? Man? 379 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:06.559 I thought it was funny because there's a guy in 380 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:10.720 the sales that's a little heavy, and which one he goes? 381 00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:12.680 He goes. 382 00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:15.319 You know what, I always noticed, your skinny guys always 383 00:20:15.319 --> 00:20:19.599 have heart attacks, he goes, he goes us fat guys, 384 00:20:19.799 --> 00:20:22.319 he goes us fat guys. We don't have heart attacks 385 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:24.480 because the second we got something going wrong, we're like, 386 00:20:24.599 --> 00:20:30.920 must be a heart attack. You know what, there's something there. 387 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:33.640 I mean, I ignored it for the longest time. It's so stupid. 388 00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:39.839 I was at the gym yesterday with Manami Jones Jones Jones, 389 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:49.079 Manami Jones. She had me have the rolling machine. 390 00:20:49.480 --> 00:20:53.519 Oh yeah, rolling machine is tough if you put some resistance. 391 00:20:53.000 --> 00:20:55.680 On it, and she does. She does so the first 392 00:20:55.720 --> 00:20:59.440 minute on there, I'm like, this is it, man, just 393 00:20:59.559 --> 00:21:01.960 know it? Yeah, I just don't. Then we start boxing. 394 00:21:02.920 --> 00:21:05.519 Ooh, that's even harder. Don't realize how to. 395 00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:11.039 Get especially when you got a relentless person like Manamie 396 00:21:11.119 --> 00:21:15.119 Joe's yelling, beating the crap out of you. Sho hey, man, 397 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:17.200 I got a couple of licks in on her too. Okay, 398 00:21:17.240 --> 00:21:19.440 it's she not that one sided. 399 00:21:19.599 --> 00:21:22.160 Right, You're great. You beat up a little Asian girl. Great, 400 00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:27.680 fantastic was she weighed ninety pounds eighty five but she's 401 00:21:27.720 --> 00:21:31.640