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Speaker 4: What's up y'all.
Speaker 5: Welcome back to O T B.
Speaker 6: It is our number three here on this Wednesday, January eighth,
twenty twenty five. It was a very fun hour of flustering,
huge taking Matt Fley for coming and shared his time
with us as he does every week, you know, most weeks, more.
Speaker 4: Times than not, more times than not. Very well said,
very well said.
Speaker 6: Indeed, coming up on this hour of the show, we'll
take a look at some PFF football grades for LSU football,
maybe look at a little bit of the statistical overlooking
what this last season was like. Former Auburn defensive back
set to visit LSU. We have our TATA NFL Story
of the Day day and they check this out.
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So I guess the incentives and whatnot we're agreed to
in December efficiently, in December officially between Hyundai and Louisiana
executed a break ground. Maybe in twenty twenty six. I've
been a ready bout twenty nine. Expectedly it's been more
than six billion dollars in construction. But look, I mean,
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and stuff to that area of the state. You got
the two point five billion data center in West Falatiania.
Speaker 4: A few big.
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we want to go straight into the NFL Story of
the Day day?
Speaker 4: Do we want to talk about?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 8: Who's Jusy Nell? So you I'll let the room choose. Here,
I say, let's go to TATA.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, it's time.
Speaker 4: For a ta NFL Story of the.
Speaker 1: It's time for's NFL Story of the Day Day, your
daily dose of NFL news from Taylor Sharp.
Speaker 4: I want to do something. I want to do something
a little bit different today. Cool.
Speaker 9: We always we always bring up we always bring up
a story. Yeah, guys, I can please tell me when
the last time these stories have been depressing?
Speaker 5: Please today?
Speaker 9: See that was that was acting, guys, that was in
a TV But you said it was real.
Speaker 4: It was really good. Said it was real real.
Speaker 2: He was acting.
Speaker 10: I don't think he was. I feel like it was
so good because he wasn't acting.
Speaker 9: Go ahead, anyways, we could talk about the Chargers signing
Ezekiel Elliott. We could talk about Tyreek Hill being out
with the Dolphins. We could talk about all the coaching rumors.
And speaking of coaching rumors, one of the guys that's
one of the hottest names on the list in the
NFL is Mike Vrabel. Obviously, he's gonna pretty much have
his pick of the litter. He's gonna be interviewed by
every team. I always like to look at fun stats.
I throw him at te Bob all the time. You know,
Toyota than and all. This One of the craziest sports
stats I ever saw was yesterday and it involves Mike Vrabel.
It has nothing to do with him playing linebacker. If
you guys remember, he would go in there as a
tight end in goal line situations a lot in New England. Okay,
with New England and Kansas City, including the playoffs, Mike
Vrabel has twelve career receptions his twelve career touchdown catches
as well. Every time Mike Rabel touched the football, it
was a touchdown. We know what he did as a linebacker.
We know what he did as a head coach. Somebody
hired this guy.
Speaker 4: That's badass, shut out rabes.
Speaker 5: Elbow player. I played against him, bunch.
Speaker 6: I mean, he's gonna be the Patriots head coach, right,
I would imagine.
Speaker 4: I mean he's not. He's he was at Cleveland as animal. Yes, okay.
Speaker 9: And the fact that they move on from Mayo's so
quickly right when Brabel becomes available.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's coincidental.
Speaker 9: And then whether those jobs are going to open up,
and the Cowboys jobs apparently not opening up. I don't
know if you saw that they denied the Bear's request
to interview him.
Speaker 4: Put in a request interview him, they denied it.
Speaker 6: Which is funny because Nick Underland yesterday show was intimating
or insinuating pretty heavily that he felt like Mike McCarthy
was a very strong candidate, if not the candidate for
the New Orleans Saints job.
Speaker 9: So I was I was looking into this yesterday after
they denied it.
Speaker 4: He's technic.
Speaker 9: They own like his his rights until January fourteenth. After that,
he's completely free agent. He can go visit wherever they want.
I imagine within the next week or so, considering they
denied the Bear's request, they're probably going to get some
sort of contract extension done. I mean you would think
I would think so, because if you don't want him
go into the Bears, why the hell would you want
him to.
Speaker 4: Go to the Saints. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know Mike
McCarthy back, which is good. Though you like Mike McCarthy,
I like Mike McCarthy.
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 4: And look, I get it. They didn't have success this year.
Speaker 6: So why do you feel so comfortable fat shaming Zion
Williamson but not Mike McCarthy.
Speaker 4: Mike McCarthy is not a professional athlete.
Speaker 6: You know, but he's in a position of leadership, okay,
a little of physical accountability.
Speaker 4: I think it's tough. William Howard Taft was president. He
was the one that guy like stuck in the bathtub.
Speaker 6: He a different era. Back then, fatness was a sign
of well.
Speaker 4: But I'm saying, yeah, that's fine. You can not in
the case now can fat and be a leader. I
think it's tough, you know.
Speaker 6: I see Chris Christie's fupa and I'm like, I can't
trust that guy.
Speaker 4: I can't follow that guy anywhere. Does McCarthy have the pupa?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 4: I guess Andy Reid does it well. Andy Reid does
it well. There you go. But he's Mormon, so so yeah,
I mean, what what do you spell it out for?
You guys? Come on? Keep up? No you do, I don't.
I don't. I don't. I'm just saying I don't. I
find it hard to follow someone when you get so
fat that you got a wonky eye. It's a little
bit of what Mike's got going on. Mike, Mike's a
good coach. I like Mike.
Speaker 9: I had talked to a lot of my friends that
are Saints fans. You can compare Mike McCarthy's resume to
Sean Payton's any' and a hell of a lot different.
Speaker 6: By the way, guys, the Mormon thing is because Mormon's
allowed themselves no vices, so of course the vice becomes food.
Speaker 4: It's understandable, it's easy to see. Okay, it's not hard.
It's not hard. Plus Andy Reid wins Super Bowls, ton
of so where's that fat?
Speaker 10: And wins super Bowls?
Speaker 9: Also, the like going back to what you were talking
about earlier about like ranking the head coaching opening into
the NFL. Even if the Cowboys let go of Mike McCarthy,
clearly the Bears want to interview him, clearly as an
interest from outside teams, would he go to the Saints?
Speaker 4: Well, okay, so let's do it.
Speaker 6: Then let's rank the jobs that are available right now.
You've got Saint Trader's, Jets, Bears, Jags, Patriots. What is
the best job there? Off the rip Bears and Jags
maybe feel like potential answers because you have young quarterbacks,
maybe Cale. I mean, I don't know what to make
of Trevor Lawrence, Like you've seen that he can be
really good, but ever since you thought he was really good,
he's kind of fallen off. But you got like Brian
Thomas stuff there, but probably the Bear. So the Bear
is the best spot between defense, young quarterback weapons Jags.
Speaker 4: But what I would go Jaguars ever Bear.
Speaker 9: So she's just me, not just because of Lawrence versus
Caleb Williams. I think Trevor has a lot to prove,
But like your receiving cores there, if you can keep
Christian Kirk and gave Davis healthy with a Brian Thomas Jr.
Speaker 4: That's a really good trio.
Speaker 9: You got two young running backs with Tank Bigsby and
Travis et At in the backfield. I mean, your your
defense isn't terrible. I mean, you got a lot of
young talent on that team.
Speaker 4: Isn't the Bears defense pretty awesome?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 9: Yeah, the Bear's defense is good, but as good as
we thought look to Caleb Williams's credit, and I know
I hate this because a lot of people move the goalpost, saying, Oh,
nobody's ever had the weapons he's had as a rookie.
He's gonna thrive instantly when he does. It's everybody else's fault.
That offensive line was not as good as everybody thought
it was going to be this year. Now, part of
that's Caleb, that that offensive line's not great either.
Speaker 4: Like I just I don't know. I would prefer the check.
Speaker 5: I think I go Bears.
Speaker 8: If I'm choosing between those two, it's up. Is there
anybody that you would choose over those two as the
best job?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: Because I mean I want, like, the Jets have nice pieces,
but the Jets have made the playoffs since Moby Dick
was a Minno.
Speaker 9: So did Sauce Cardner's struggle this year, I mean more
so than his absolute domin it's the last two years.
Speaker 4: He wasn't bad this year.
Speaker 9: But I mean, to the to Jake's point about the Jets,
like you have a lot of pieces. What's gonna happen
with there in Rogers? And if Rogers leaves, what happens
with Devontae Adams.
Speaker 4: Well, Rogers is gonna be back next year. Maybe he'll
be I.
Speaker 9: Mean the only other team with a young quarterback that
showed promise is the Patriots, but they have nothing around
Drake May.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the problem there.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 6: I mean, let's save Joe Milton so I don't need
Drake May. That's yeah for real, though Joe Milton was
awesome though. They look great, all right, so let's say, okay,
so let's go Bear because I'll go Bears too, So
we'll go Bears.
Speaker 4: Won Jags two? Man, really just picking from seriously, I'm
gonna go Jets three.
Speaker 6: I have a little bit of hesitation because of the
incredibly consistent ineptitude me too.
Speaker 4: Of the franchise.
Speaker 6: They probably have the Barrett Wilson, Sauce Gardner, Aaron Ross Halls, Yeah, yeah, Brenseehall,
that's right.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Bryln Allen behind brisaw actually was he was on issue.
Speaker 8: So, I mean, they got a lot of pieces that
a lot of people would want to, you know, move
forward with. But it's you're right, like that made it
since I believe twenty ten.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, they're just an awfully run. It just sucks.
Speaker 9: We always talk about this with the Saints, Like to
Jake's point, all the young pieces, even if you wanted
a complete rebuild.
Speaker 4: You know, a hell of a lot of draft picks
for those pieces too, if you wanted to ship them off. Yeah,
Saints wouldn't be able to sell anything.
Speaker 5: I think the Raiders is the worst job, yes, easily.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we have Bears, Jets or sorry, Bears, Jags, Jets.
Speaker 8: He treats maybe because of Drake maybe Patriots.
Speaker 4: I don't love that. Yeah, that sucks. So the Saints
maybe segment last year.
Speaker 8: No, I mean it kind of is what it is.
I mean, you look at the rosters, and you look
at what the other teams have. You know, for the
most part, they've got their quarterback in place. The Jets,
who knows if it is Aaron Rodgers, but they still
have other young pieces that could potentially be stars.
Speaker 5: Right now, what.
Speaker 9: Does everybody say about the Saints? Oh, well, all of
your veteran leaders are aging. At least you have known commodities.
They may be aging. The Raiders have nothing outside of
Brock Bowers and Max Crows.
Speaker 4: But the Raiders haveing nothing. Yeah, that's true. That's it.
Speaker 8: The worst rushing team in the NFL. Aan o'connells their quarterback,
I mean, Myers is a good receiver.
Speaker 5: Kobe Myers has a thousand dollars.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's a solid Receiver's point though.
Speaker 8: I mean, and then you moved on to a deep
dive to find value. And this is this is fantasy
Taylor talking. Who knows the deep dive?
Speaker 9: You moved on from Jacobs because everybody Mere White was
gonna be that guy. I don't think Zamir White's played
in six weeks a mere Abdullah has been their number
one running back in Alexander Madison.
Speaker 5: And that's that's how long Amir been in the league.
Speaker 4: Now, dude, I.
Speaker 9: Can tell you that he had played in one hundred
and forty one career games before his first hundred yard
game that was against the New Orleans saying, what.
Speaker 4: Yep, Abdullah amblegata? How long has he been in the league?
I mean, what's one hundred and forty one games?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 4: I mean that's a lot.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 4: That's coming up on ten years, coming up on ten years.
Speaker 9: It's probably eight years because I'm saying he probably he
probably didn't play in all of them because.
Speaker 4: He said some injuries.
Speaker 8: Yeah, eight years, because I played in almost a hundred
and I was six years so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's probably he's probably wrong around eight. You gotta
be around ten, I think if it's one hundred four
and he got hurt or a hundred forty somethings.
Speaker 6: Anyway, the overall point of this is shout out of
Mire Abdullah. All right, when we get back, uh more
a TB.
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Speaker 1: Back to sports talk. Maybe off the bench.
Speaker 11: You got cooloring your cheese? Did you ever get that
feel that you got shift? The chap that sticks around
like so much?
Speaker 2: And you see.
Speaker 4: Bound crazy every night this week? Oh man, that's so hard.
Speaker 5: Your what they did?
Speaker 4: Cold?
Speaker 5: I got diamond cutters and they ball.
Speaker 6: I mean it's either the cold or it's just thinking
about them big cans and peanut butter skin.
Speaker 10: You know it's a big rack. No, he's I'm pretty
sure he said rat.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: Check the tape because I I remember specifically because I
have not heard breasts referred to as cans in so long.
For those who don't know where it's Jason Whitlock, he
might have said both to be fair right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think maybe he said rack on.
I mean, geez, Jason, watch out for Jason. Jason might
be into you, you know.
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, I'm just saying sign some similar you enjoy.
I mean, Jason's going to be fired up.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have peanut butter skins.
Speaker 4: I show off. Yeah, hell yeah, dude, some big old
can man, you chill out. I like Tailor's milk thistle skin.
I like milk thistle.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know what milk thistle is, but it seems
like what the color of me and you are.
Speaker 4: I'm a little we're we're we're a little bit darker milk.
Speaker 9: I'm not dark, and I'd be like, literally, I am
literally blinding people every day on this show.
Speaker 4: You white, white, white white. The lighting in my office,
I look pallid. I look yellow, look like I have jaundice.
Speaker 9: Okay, because of the hair yellow. I look yellow a
lot because of like the hair and the lighting of
like hair.
Speaker 4: You're a lego man. You are like the yellow. That's
that's where I get big cans. I don't get like
the lego yellow skin.
Speaker 5: We really do look like good and evil with our it.
Speaker 6: Looks like angel or the Angel and the Devil on
your shoulder. How ironic that I would end up being
the holy one.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Jake traded his chain for like a spike necklace
of film.
Speaker 6: No, No, the chain works with the all black it works.
It works in terms of him being the the bad boy.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If your white shirt was like a button up.
Speaker 6: That would be that would be so stupid to wear
a white button up with jeans nothing else.
Speaker 4: I feel like I was in like a fifth grade church.
Speaker 8: Play the white button up with like the true blue
blue jeans.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, you're right. Yes, it's an outfit that's
been done. Yeah. Uh very Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader energy,
and would have.
Speaker 9: To be the button up would have to be hooked
into the jeans.
Speaker 5: With the one size fits all belt, the braided belt.
Speaker 6: I need a one size fits all belt. I need
a belt something fierce.
Speaker 4: We get it. Dude.
Speaker 5: You work out, You look great, you lost some weight. Geez.
Speaker 4: So well that's the that's.
Speaker 5: Any Wow, that works out.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. Though. Everything you said is true. You know,
it's crazy, it's crazy, That's what. That's why I said
milk thistle is good for your liver. Chat ish saying wait,
I thought that was something you just made up milk
that I know something I should maybe if it's good
for your liver, I.
Speaker 7: Should maybe look at me and my No, because me
and my friend have taken milk thistle before we go
out before and then when we get home. So you
take milk thistle before you leave, and then you take
it when you get home, and you don't have a
hangover because it breaks down the inside.
Speaker 10: Yes, this is a real thing.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, it seems like too much planning. Well, I
mean yeah, preparation perform.
Speaker 10: To avoid a hangover anytime.
Speaker 5: Actually I'm capable of.
Speaker 10: Yeah, my highest great.
Speaker 12: That big rack of hers that she showed off constantly,
it's just and that peanut butter scan with that big
rat like Jay keep your disc.
Speaker 6: Oh so he never said cans? No, where did I
pull cans before?
Speaker 4: Extinded cut of him saying cans A big rack and
your peanut butter skin, get a little bit of that.
Call me jelly, because I'm ready to lay up on
you jelly whitlock, jelly whitlock man like some jelly. I
tell you that.
Speaker 10: Mm hmmm, I don't think you're ready for this.
Speaker 4: Tell them milk thistles in the same family as artichokes.
Speaker 5: I love a good art choke, hard choke.
Speaker 10: I love art choke.
Speaker 4: You know, you dip it in the butter, you get
the little bit out or whatever it is, a little
piece on each leaf and you get to the heart.
Speaker 5: That is a fat thing to say, Sir Jay, keep
your distance.
Speaker 4: I know you love that peanut butter of skill on
that big wreck a right, but you can't do it.
You gotta stay focused on sports. M man. You also
just didn't have the self control of Jason Willockta he
did you know what are you gonna do? Okay? He
did say cans on the podcast Thank you. I knew.
I saw one clip of him saying cans at some point.
Credit to me, guys.
Speaker 6: I have continued dry January through the last two days,
so thank you.
Speaker 4: Just just during day or at night. Two.
Speaker 13: I think I'm on like a forty eight hour dry January, okay,
because like the other day you were telling us, You're like,
I'm going to do dry January until night, and I'm like,
te Bob, being a nocturnal drinker is not making it
dry up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, since uh yeah, I think.
Speaker 4: Monday night, since Monday night when I had a nice
little whiskey Monday night. It's Wednesday morning, so you went
yesterday's thirty six hours dridg January. I'm proud of you.
We're coming up, We're coming up.
Speaker 14: H m hm no stop yeah, oh yeah, God, stay there, laundre,
get some of the stope.
Speaker 10: I don't have peanut butter ship.
Speaker 4: I'm not getting my voice even the crazy or crazier
the more I talk about it.
Speaker 5: Color skin do you have, Jake, Definitely peanut butter.
Speaker 10: It's not milk either.
Speaker 4: No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I got like a little tiny bit of a tan,
but not Yeah you really.
Speaker 8: My my my dad, I think it's Yeah, my dad's
side does have Native Americans, so maybe that's where it
comes from.
Speaker 5: For sure.
Speaker 6: A lot of North Louisiana, Yeah, a lot of North Louisiana.
Guy Well black will the same way. He always had
this natural tan. I know I got some on my
mom's side, but.
Speaker 5: Didn't freaking he turned into white road.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the sleeper tan. Yeah, he's Cajun, right, the
Cammi's pretty tan. Everybody is in my family, literally, everybody
is naturally tan, the guy lot of caramel, some of
that wordless skim.
Speaker 5: Blast old test two.
Speaker 8: Baby, It's okay that we love you though, Yeah, skim
crunchy a creamer either way, I wants to eat it.
Speaker 5: He can't help himself. All right, Well, where do we
go from here?
Speaker 4: Here's a funny joke.
Speaker 6: Bilbo says, if he have one hundreds of the guy
in the meme where he's on an airplane, the flight
he's an ass and would you like some headphones?
Speaker 4: And he replies yes, how do you know? My name was?
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Speaker 2: Bench, Taylor.
Speaker 6: I don't know if I talked about No Serrado on
this show, but I agree with you. Film ass film
very good, Absolutely loved it. Maybe it had slow at
one point, but visual feast, great acting, great writing, and
and and just not a lot of computer bs.
Speaker 9: When the when the Count was first, when you first
saw him in that room with all this doss handle
lights whatever that was, one of.
Speaker 6: Those was so cool, I mean really brute, gothically beautiful,
which makes sense to me, this director of Northman and
I never saw a lighthouse, but also the witch. I
mean those are all common themes. Yeah exactly, I mean
all of his movies beautiful, incredibly acted, film ass film,
no Sradh would recommend the best part of Nos Fraudu
was the post credit ting when Morbius walks up to
Willem Dafoe's green comlins as it's morbid times. I forgot
to stay after the damn it, I forgot to say
after the after.
Speaker 4: The credits happens every time.
Speaker 6: I got my headphones back, so many chats asking Landon,
I got my headphones back, thank you for being concerned.
My guy who borrowed them actually ended up returning.
Speaker 5: Them to Savannah. Yeah, because he.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, all's well, that ends well.
Speaker 5: No, we have fault on principle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jake, if I were to ask you, according to PFF,
who were the highest great players for your LSU Tigers
this football season, who would you guess?
Speaker 5: All? Right? On offense, I'm gonna go Garrett nes Meyer, Joe.
Speaker 4: A whole team. We're gonna go a whole team here.
Speaker 6: I know you're exactly right right off the back garretts
Meyer number one at an eighty three five.
Speaker 5: And on defense, I wanna go Braden Swinson.
Speaker 6: Pam, look at our guy two for two eighty three
on the dot.
Speaker 4: I think this third one. In retrospect, it's like, oh yes,
Alexander Pam Okay, three for three, dude, eighty two to
two for Zia Alexander. There's the only three players in
the eighties.
Speaker 8: It's the next offensive defense offense, next to are offense.
We're looking for the top five here. Gosh, Will Campbell
now he is on the offensive line. Then yeah, oh
Moss Frasier, No is it? Emory Jones?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: What who is it?
Speaker 4: Garrett Down? Oh?
Speaker 8: Well yeah, seventy three to five? Okay, I can't out
of sight, out of mind. And then fifth and the
left defense offense, another offensive player, hm, Aaron Anderson Caitender.
Speaker 6: I know that's a bit surprising, right, Kayden Durham coming
out of seventy three four so nus Bryden Zi in
the eighties and then Garrett Cayden in the low seventies.
Threers is your top five graded players, uh, from this
LSU football season? And well, you know you can feel
pretty good about that because Garrett will be back.
Speaker 4: Durham will be back. She got two of those five
return including the most poor one quarterback.
Speaker 6: Who were the five lowest graded players on the Lshue Tigers.
And there's no like play one of these guys did
not play a.
Speaker 5: Lot, okay.
Speaker 8: So the ones that did play a lot, well, I'm saying,
like say, Major Burns, Sage, Ryan.
Speaker 4: Major Sage none lists tactically.
Speaker 6: Major comes in as the fifth lowest with a fifty
seven to six okay. D J Chester he is second
lowest at fifty point six.
Speaker 8: Pempton Nope, they must not have qualified for snaps. Well,
I mean, yeah, that's tough. Mabinga is the lowest okay
forty six eight. He had a couple of awful games. Yeah,
shown Washington third lowest. Way to think about him because
once Kinley got healthier, he stopped playing, and then Jardan Gilbert.
Speaker 4: So really the things that.
Speaker 6: Is it was the safetiesm Binga and Chester got to
take step steps forward next year. Maybe uh Chester doesn't
play center next year with Brayla Moore coming in right
and then all of a sudden, DJ Chesser Bubba Reguard
easier position to play. I do love the growth that
I saw from a Benga because in hunts right up
at Louisiana Sports the Net. He he points this out,
But what was Mabinga graded forty three and forty six
before sixty four against Vanderbilt.
Speaker 4: So you saw him.
Speaker 6: I mean, he was thrust into action in his first
couple of starts and he really struggled and then he
and then he performed better after that, So hopefully he
can keep that up. But yeah, the other thing to
highlight here would be that this is why we talk
about LSU needing safeties so badly, because Jordan Gilbert or
Major Burns was fourth and fifth lowest player graded teams
of players in the team. However, it looks like LSU
may get a bit of safety help, and that's with
former Auburn defensive back Keante Scott. Kiante Scott is someone
who was a JUCO All American, two time JUW Kaul
American at Auburn. He started twenty three games, jake one
hundred and fifteen tackles, ten passes defended. He could play
anywhere in the secondary. But this is a guy who,
because of the new JUCO rule that Diego Pavias spearheaded
where it does not count towards you eligibility. He has
one season of college football left to play and so
maybe a bit of safety help coming in the very experience.
Kante Scott apparently USC and Houston are also very interested
in Scott.
Speaker 5: You got to get somebody.
Speaker 8: It's really the position that you have not attacked yet
in the portal more than any because even tackle on
the offensive line, I think you have some candidates that
can not only you know, can they come in and play,
but they might play in positions where maybe you can
kick somebody out to tackle. And you've got at least
a group to choose from. You have a player pool
to choose from safety. You just you don't really with experience.
You only have young football players back there at Gilbert's
the only experience.
Speaker 5: That you have, and he did look better in the
bowl game.
Speaker 8: To his credit, he played up most of the year,
but he's got to raise his level of place certainly,
and you still got to add to that room.
Speaker 5: You've got to add competition. You got to add a
veteran presence.
Speaker 8: We've talked about it at the beginning of this deal,
we said tight end, tackle, safety. You've taken care of
tight end. You're still working at tight end. I still
think you can add there. You still have work to
be done at tackle, but you haven't done anything at
safety right now, No.
Speaker 4: Not yet.
Speaker 6: And we continue to hear rumors that maybe there's some
players potentially playoff teams that could be coming your way,
but well, the time will tell on that front, as
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I'll allow you a Saints mock draft bit.
Speaker 4: Why did you put this in here? Well, because the
draft's coming up to Bob obviously. Yep, it's just around
the corner.
Speaker 2: You know this.
Speaker 9: It's just like what like two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten weeks or something like that.
Speaker 5: I guess that's true of April.
Speaker 8: See there you go, Like, I'll be in Green Bay,
Wisconsin this year.
Speaker 4: So on this on.
Speaker 6: Whodat dish dot com and their mock draft, they have
Abdul Carter being selected by the Saints at nine. I
know that there's a hesitation on defense fins with the
New Orleans Saints right now.
Speaker 4: But I'll be damned if I don't love Abdol Carter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, least he's from state.
Speaker 6: Yes, Big Ten defensive player of the year, eleven sacks,
so anyone will have tiffles.
Speaker 8: Penn State Technical College, Yeah, trying to find the head
dress Davenport in.
Speaker 4: Michael Parsons.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, he's no, he's a stud, he's stut and
he's a game time decision for the Orange Bowl, which
could sway that game.
Speaker 5: He's impactful.
Speaker 4: I mean it sucks.
Speaker 6: I mean Notre Dame loses Riley Mills against Indiana, but
Penn State looks like they're gonna get Abdol Carter back
like or not back, but that'll play Notre names. Injuries
are screwing up what may like injuries may derail Notre
Dame's national championship hopes more than anything. When it's all
said and done, we'll see uh and the second round
day of Jday Baron from uh Barn Baron Brown, Johday Baron,
Joday Baron from Texas, which.
Speaker 4: Is a really good player, interrisings. He back to back
defense here, which maybe if you do end up going.
Speaker 6: With Glenn Aaron Glenn, that maybe you would do that.
And then in the third round they have Harrold Fan
and Junior the tight end from Bowling Green.
Speaker 9: I love Tyler Warren. He should have won the Mackie
Award over Tyler Warren easily. He led the FBS and yards, receptions, touchdowns,
yards after catch and miss tackles among tight ends. I
mean he should he should have won. The only reason
he didn't is because he played for Bowling Green like
he should. He should have won the mackew Award. The dude's awesome.
Speaker 8: And then Tyler Warren had the plays where he's throwing
the football running the football, so yeah, play too.
Speaker 4: To be fair, they have two third round picks.
Speaker 6: They also have him choosing Tory Horton, wide receiver out
of Colorado State.
Speaker 8: So there it goes. Guys, we have officially started Mockay.
Speaker 5: You're welcome. He was on the All meat Head first team.
Oh yeah, good gritty player, good receiver.
Speaker 4: But you also desperately need Yeah. All right, when we
get back, let's do some ask the bench. Cher On,
off the bench.
Speaker 1: Off the bench, welcome back to the ninth ranked of
morning sports show in America.
Speaker 2: Off the bench, What up y'all were back?
Speaker 4: Yes, Tiver asked the bench. Brought me back col kers
lot busy art tell her.
Speaker 6: In blue mine latska sit your sweet asked the bench
was Taylor sharpa DEI higher.
Speaker 4: If you're.
Speaker 6: Yes, we needed some lego man representation in the uh in.
Speaker 10: The company guarante you needed more white people.
Speaker 6: Here as the bench is. Jake ready for snow and
ice in Dallas for the cotton boll.
Speaker 5: I think I'm ready.
Speaker 8: I am nervous, really really nervous that it's going to
try to mess up my plans to get to Houston
with my oldest son. That is something that can't happen.
I mean, how often are the Chargers going to play
a playoff game this.
Speaker 5: Closet to find a way?
Speaker 8: Oh, I mean I I'll find a way, but see
I can find a way, but it's like I gotta
get Jackson to Houston as well.
Speaker 5: To find a way like that would be that would
be the part that would be kind of difficult.
Speaker 6: Has the bench? What's your price of a steamy night?
Would skip Bayless? I mean, shoot, you got I'm gonna
go one hundred K because then I'm gonna have blackmail,
you know, because like I'm either gonna get a leg
a way bigger salary in the end, or I can
maybe blackmail.
Speaker 4: You're gonna pay Skip Bayless k.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, he just to me, ask the bench, nude
or Winnie the Pooh during the polar vortex.
Speaker 5: I never go Winnie the Poof, so I guess, dude, neither.
Speaker 9: But Winnie the Poo is just weird. So I'm gonna
go nude. Yeah, in any in any situation, reverse.
Speaker 5: Winning the poo.
Speaker 8: Like I wear you know, pants or shorts without a
shirt all the time around the house.
Speaker 4: But get it, what is wearing a T shirt really
gonna do for you?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Right, like you're swinging me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and go nude. At
that point, asked the bench.
Speaker 6: Will Delandra end up living in an Oregon compound with
eight foster kids after a few years of the new segment?
Speaker 10: What does that even mean?
Speaker 4: That's where Deliah lives.
Speaker 6: She lives in like a giant piece of land in
Oregon and has like a ton of kids, like fourteen kids.
Speaker 4: She's been divorced like three times, a few times.
Speaker 7: I just we don't judge that here, though, Well, you'll
never catch me living in Oregon, so.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. I'd never say, Nevers, he's pretty nice. No,
I think be a great place. I went to eugen
one time and it was stunningly beautiful. It didn't rain
or anything.
Speaker 10: Oh no, I don't know. I don't like the cold
or the north.
Speaker 6: So the horrendous football season and sad start to basketball,
will baseball save this academic year?
Speaker 4: I don't think football was horrendous, but it was just
oh yeah, yeah, not that you feel. But no, no, no,
I know what you're saying. But yes, baseball will save us.
Jay Johnson will save us. So we also have women's basketball.
Speaker 10: Yeah that's true too, Pa, I am just done. Ready,
Oh it does?
Speaker 4: I asked the bench and up the didn't get you
to be back in the radio. Nol again, it's above
our pay grade.
Speaker 10: Ready for baseball?
Speaker 6: Ass the bitch? What food is close to your skin color?
Tomali's vanilla wafers, spoiled milk? Yeah, any any milk for me?
Like an egg white?
Speaker 5: It might be vanilla wafers.
Speaker 4: I don't Yeah, I could see a little vanilla way
for actually actually long and you kind of have a
vanilla way for cover.
Speaker 10: Going on a little vanilla way for a ye.
Speaker 5: How about movies that were causing milk? Is that me
and myself and Irene?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've never seen it, actually seen you've
never seen that movie.
Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
Speaker 6: I know it was a little older than me at
the time and I never came back around.
Speaker 4: You need to go watch to you with old people
would love.
Speaker 5: It as a bitch.
Speaker 6: If you had to pick a perfect can size, what
would you pick?
Speaker 4: Eight ounce, twelve ounce or sixteen twelve? Because it's in
the middle.
Speaker 8: When I drink my coffee out of styrofoam cups, I
like to go sixteen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think minus sixteen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's the right answer.
Speaker 4: I like.
Speaker 6: I mean, I used to love tall boys in college.
There are always a beer, but it is mainly because
of price.
Speaker 4: Thing.
Speaker 6: You could get more bang for your buck. But what's
a pint? Pint sixteen or pint twelve?
Speaker 8: Hmmm?
Speaker 5: I'm not a scientist.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you like, I can tell you it's sixteen
because me and Victoria were somewhere recently and they were like,
do you want the twelve ounce or the pint?
Speaker 4: Said the pint, Okay, it is sixteen, that's what I thought.
It's definitely sixteen though, Yeah, I'm like a big sixteen
ounce chance. Ask them, would you rather Carr Cousins or
Rogers next year?
Speaker 5: Rogers, Rogers, Rogers.
Speaker 6: As we said, is season Funnily enough, maybe wasn't as
awful as we all made it out to be.
Speaker 9: Am I a quarterback away from competing, I guess that
would be my question.
Speaker 6: No, he's saying, just you're the Saints. You get to
choose one of him for next year, same contract.
Speaker 9: Is my cousin's better locker room guy? You're not gonna
win with any of them from the Saints. Just get
the guy who's the nicest. Go with Cozins.
Speaker 4: Uh is the OTB crew fired up for LSU base
on the start? Damn right balls? Now wait.
Speaker 6: Some of my favorite memories as an adult are watching
SEC baseball with the boys in the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Thirty seven days away from first pitch. Let's go believe.
The only that sucks is you get so pumped.
Speaker 6: You get so pumped for first pitch, but then it
doesn't like really, I know, we got Dallas Baptist.
Speaker 4: Everything is like, really kick in till SEC play?
Speaker 10: Yeah, well, perduce the first game of the season.
Speaker 4: Okay for doing a good.
Speaker 10: Box I don't know much about Purdue baseball.
Speaker 4: Nobody does you know.
Speaker 5: I bet they've got all black uniforms.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, very very excited.
Speaker 10: Got a good team.
Speaker 4: As a bench. When t boy holds a twelve ounce can,
does it look like a tall boy? No? Yea, I
have I have normal hands. No, I have normal hands.
Speaker 5: They trust am not normal?
Speaker 6: You definitely don't you quite literally by the definition. No,
your hands are not normal.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 6: They still make ponycns. What are ponycns? Like the real
tiny like American dollar cants?
Speaker 4: So cute?
Speaker 6: Yeah, uh as Manchel Delander get her own big voice,
lady intro. No, we are going to voice. Oh favorite
s men's favorite cold weather beer?
Speaker 4: Anything like a dark thick and dark.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but like also like a thick, like a
like a Belgian triple definitely plays it's a bit more brown,
but like yeah, like a Guinness. Any milk stout, peanut
butter stout, like a Christmas Ale. I drink so much
Christmas al during Christmas. All right, we love you, will
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