1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,359 Speaker 1: Made a decision. 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:09,439 Speaker 2: Oh please sunny sun on, I had ovision. 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,679 Speaker 1: What's up everybody? What's up you guys? How are you? 4 00:00:18,399 --> 00:00:20,480 I'm good? Hi Steph, Hi Hi. 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:21,039 Speaker 3: Uh. 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,760 Speaker 4: By the way, if you guys haven't signed on the Patreon, 7 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:28,000 you should because we are releasing Vintage eight episodes for 8 00:00:28,079 --> 00:00:32,960 crying out loud like Stephanie's first episode or I don't know, 9 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,159 there's some gems in there. 10 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna do the parenting experiment when where I guested, Yes, 11 00:00:38,399 --> 00:00:41,320 we found them. Gary found them all. Oh he did, Yeah, 12 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,759 I remember he went first. He had only a selection, 13 00:00:45,359 --> 00:00:47,520 but then I said, aren't don't you have like they 14 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,359 don't seem to go all the way back to the beginning. 15 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,799 And then he oh yeah, and he wrote us and 16 00:00:52,799 --> 00:00:54,560 he was like, oh my god, my bad, I have 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,560 them all. Yes, So there you guys got back to 18 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:03,119 episode one. It's gonna be fun. Yeah. So all right. 19 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:07,519 Speaker 4: You know who liked them was the girl remember the 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,120 woman that came and did my. 21 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,719 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Ocean, Ocean's eleven. 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 4: He's oh, yes, eleven. I think he's eleven right about now. 23 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 1: Yeah. 24 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,599 Speaker 4: Her kids were named Beauty and Ocean, and she was 25 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:28,879 a lifetime mommy coach, right to help you take back 26 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:29,680 the kitchen? 27 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, except hate that ship. I don't need to. 28 00:01:32,599 --> 00:01:36,640 Don't throw away my spices. I don't care if they expired. 29 00:01:36,719 --> 00:01:37,079 Speaker 3: I know. 30 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but a bay leaf is gonna last for 31 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,079 a while exactly. 32 00:01:40,879 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 4: Oh my god, she just tore my kitchen apart, got 33 00:01:45,159 --> 00:01:48,799 rid of all the tupperware, and then she's like, now 34 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:52,599 we're gonna go replace it with fucking expensive ship from 35 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,959 William's Sonoma. And I was like, what about Target? Why 36 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,159 can't we go get it to thank you? But Williams 37 00:01:58,239 --> 00:02:01,159 Noman they have that all that really good? No they don't, 38 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:05,760 so does Target? Target has the lock for set pots. 39 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,199 What's wrong with those? That's the same thing. 40 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,319 Speaker 1: It is the same thing. Thank you, bed bath and beyond. 41 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:15,439 Yeah there you go, Yeah, bitch, for the same money 42 00:02:15,479 --> 00:02:18,039 for like two hundred bucks. At William's Sonoma, you can 43 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,039 get like a saucepan. I know. At Target you could 44 00:02:21,039 --> 00:02:24,879 like refurbish your whole kitchen exactly, and you get like 45 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:25,360 a stove. 46 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 4: Yes, you got a kid in college, you can deck 47 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:29,560 out their their room. 48 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: They got everything. William's Sonoma is such a ripoff. I 49 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,840 don't understand. Yeah, well why throw away tupperware? Why throw 50 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,120 away perfectly good tupperware? 51 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,599 Speaker 4: I know, because it's gonna make you have Celiac disease 52 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,680 or some shit and give you, uh cancer. 53 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. I know, right, you want to hear misery? 54 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, as a mom, I got up. So Natalia is 55 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:59,800 now doing volleyball and she is her first tournament they have. 56 00:03:00,319 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 1: Can't she just break a finger again? I know, It's 57 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,479 like she just she did it. 58 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 4: She started a month ago, she sprained something she did 59 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,360 and then she fucked up her finger and then she 60 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:12,759 had to stop. And I was like, oh, dodge that 61 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:17,560 bullet and why? Like Sunny does the basketball and it's 62 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:20,080 all local and it's one hour and you're in and 63 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,840 you're out, and it's fun and it's whatever. The volleyball 64 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:26,960 Watching the volleyball games is fun in itself. But they 65 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,520 do tournaments and they take that shit very seriously, and 66 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,319 they do it every other week, and I get the 67 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:37,319 emails like this this week it's Anaheim at the American Mute, 68 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:43,719 the U Sports Complex and ana Irvine. If you people 69 00:03:43,759 --> 00:03:45,759 don't know where that is, it's on the end of 70 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,439 the earth for us, Like it's so far. 71 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: I have to drive past Irvine to do my radio 72 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:55,599 I know, and I have to go tomorrow San Clemente. 73 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:58,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that is that's you might as well. 74 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,479 Speaker 1: Just take a jet. I know, I know. 75 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 4: Yeah it's horrib So I mean, listen, I love everybody 76 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,120 that listens to we They know how much you and 77 00:04:08,159 --> 00:04:10,560 I both love going to our kids' games. 78 00:04:10,719 --> 00:04:11,479 Speaker 1: Love it, love it. 79 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 4: But when she has to be in Irvine at seven 80 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:16,720 fifteen a m. 81 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 1: At seven fifteen, she has. 82 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 4: To start in Irvine sharp, what in the complex? 83 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,319 Speaker 1: Fuck with her? 84 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,639 Speaker 4: All geared knee pads, everythings? 85 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: Eating? Who's eating? For five? As I'm like, really do 86 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,079 we have to Can you just eat a bar? Like? 87 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:33,439 Do I have to make you eggs? 88 00:04:33,959 --> 00:04:36,399 Speaker 4: You know? And so we we got up at five 89 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:39,120 it was pitch black, and then I pick up her friend. 90 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: Who that's the middle of the night. 91 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:45,319 Speaker 4: I know, I know, And you know kids love sometimes 92 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,160 they love that stuff. 93 00:04:46,199 --> 00:04:47,639 Speaker 1: And then you had to pick up the other kid 94 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,879 because you've been mooch mom by the past. 95 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,519 Speaker 4: Right, people take your totally, so your turn. I was like, 96 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,199 I I wave the white flag. I get it, I 97 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,000 got I'll do it. 98 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,959 Speaker 1: I'll do it. Take one for take it. I'll take 99 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:01,720 it literally because she literally because she's. 100 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:04,079 Speaker 4: Such the great mom, like the Olivia's mom. She takes 101 00:05:04,439 --> 00:05:07,839 them all the time. And she's got three kids, so 102 00:05:08,519 --> 00:05:10,399 oh my god. And she's got an older daughter that 103 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,519 does it, and so she's got to do it like 104 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,560 double time. So anyway, I went and picked up Olivia 105 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,759 and that kind of works out because it's the two 106 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,160 of them in the back seat and I can listen 107 00:05:19,199 --> 00:05:22,399 to my podcast and my earbud right on the way, 108 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,360 except they talk to me all the time. I'm like, 109 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,480 what now what, I'm trying to turn the volume down, 110 00:05:26,519 --> 00:05:27,959 but I got to find my phone to turn my 111 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:32,560 phone down. Anyway, So got up, got there seven fifteen, 112 00:05:33,079 --> 00:05:35,800 and by the way, the place is bustling with people. 113 00:05:35,879 --> 00:05:39,000 There's like parking, it's like going to a concert. There's 114 00:05:39,079 --> 00:05:42,319 like all these different parking lots, like park this parking 115 00:05:42,319 --> 00:05:44,959 lot's full, you pay fifteen dollars park over there, or 116 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,879 you can try and find parking around the block. Now 117 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:50,240 this it's like lines and lines of cars pulling. 118 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: Like this isn't a Taylor Swift concert, I know, I mean, 119 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,199 can I just interject to that? Yeah, these kids like 120 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,160 she just got back into volleyball. Yeah why, I do 121 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:02,160 not remember from when I was younger. They're like, you're 122 00:06:02,199 --> 00:06:06,240 immediately like in a professional like having tournaments, tournament. You 123 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,720 don't need to have tournaments. I have a game at 124 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,680 a park like normal people, or even at it somewhere 125 00:06:11,759 --> 00:06:15,319 that's close by, have some games, scrimmage, right, you know, 126 00:06:15,519 --> 00:06:17,399 why do you have to have a tournament when these 127 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,759 kids are just learning exactly, and so you're not going 128 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,680 to be volleyball stars, I know. 129 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 4: So she joined the team that Olivia's been on, right, 130 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:29,959 and they said, if she wants to be on this team, 131 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:32,000 she's probably not going to get a lot of playing 132 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,319 time at the games. And I was like, you still 133 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,160 have to drive yea. I was thinking that to myself. 134 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,600 I'm great, So I'm gonna sit there and watch my 135 00:06:38,639 --> 00:06:43,439 kids passport right now. So they did want a passport. 136 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,879 They were like, they need their ID this year. And 137 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,680 it's like, what, she's eleven? 138 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: What ID? What are you talking about? 139 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,199 Speaker 4: Will you have a school idea, picture, idea, anything that 140 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,600 shows that. 141 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: That shows what she's not an adult. I'm not doing that. 142 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,279 She's not for college trying to be a ringer, right, 143 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,120 nobody asked, and what she's twenty five? 144 00:07:02,519 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 4: Listen, if I had to follow all the rules, I 145 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,519 would have killed myself trying to find her birth certificate 146 00:07:07,519 --> 00:07:09,839 the night before, because that's when she springs it on me. 147 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,519 Speaker 1: We're getting up early at five. 148 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 4: By the way, I have to bring an ID and 149 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,560 a birth certificate or something. So if I would have 150 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,879 really followed the rules, and then when I got there 151 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,839 and realized nobody asked for any ID at all, I 152 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:24,240 would have fucking killed myself after I killed everybody else. Right, 153 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:29,040 So there's lines and cars and everything I said. So 154 00:07:29,639 --> 00:07:32,879 there's a huge line of people. It's freezing, huge line 155 00:07:32,879 --> 00:07:35,920 of people to get into the building. So it wraps 156 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:38,519 around this complex. What are they waiting for to get 157 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:42,120 inside the building? The games all started eight. There's tournaments 158 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:46,480 that started at eight. It's just a humongous warehouse. It's 159 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:51,199 a casha, it's a big casino. It's all courts. It's 160 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:54,879 all volleyball courts. One after court twelve. She's at court twelve, 161 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,079 one after another aftern I don't even know how the game, 162 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:57,920 what the rules are. 163 00:07:57,959 --> 00:07:59,519 Speaker 1: I have no idea of no clue. 164 00:07:59,639 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 4: I don't know anybody else on the team I know, 165 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,800 which I kind of like because I don't have to 166 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,839 sit there and talk to people. I can just sit 167 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:08,920 there and listen on my phone. Or except for the 168 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,279 fact once you get in there's so many people. The 169 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,600 internet's down or you don't have the password for these 170 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,439 so there's no no internet. So you text me something 171 00:08:16,519 --> 00:08:18,480 and I was like, I'm in hell, I have no idea. 172 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:20,360 You're like, did you see something? I was like, no, 173 00:08:20,439 --> 00:08:22,839 I can't get online, bitch. I'm a fucking her vine 174 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:26,480 with no internet. Yeah, for until two o'clock. By the way, 175 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,040 the email says seven to fifteen sharp, prepare to be 176 00:08:30,079 --> 00:08:31,720 there until three. 177 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:35,159 Speaker 1: Games could go till three so or if they keep winning. 178 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:37,879 Speaker 4: If they keep winning, prepare to be there till three. 179 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,679 I got there after being in that big, loud, huge place, 180 00:08:42,759 --> 00:08:45,799 after standing in a line that wrapped around the corner. 181 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 1: But what was the line for. You couldn't just walk in. 182 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,519 You had to like pay, Oh, they always make you pay, 183 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,720 pass to pay. The parents have to pay. Oh. 184 00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 4: Although luckily Olivia knew what was going on because I 185 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:58,200 was gonna stand in line with the girls. She was like, no, 186 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,759 players can just go in, So I walked her in 187 00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:03,399 they went in, and I was like, okay, so now 188 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,799 I'm gonna go stand in line. So I'm standing in line, 189 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,600 freezing my ass off at seven o'clock in the morning 190 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,000 in Irvine, and everybody's up and talking and all excited. 191 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:12,960 Speaker 1: And there's moms. 192 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,159 Speaker 4: What there's just star you know, there's Starbucks and they 193 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:17,000 are like talking to. 194 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 1: Oh it hasn't been and see how is your happy 195 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,799 hully bit pepe pepeepepeep. 196 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 4: Luckily I had my my beats, I had my phone 197 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,159 until I got inside internet down. Now the only podcast 198 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,320 or anything I can listen to is anything that's already 199 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,600 been on my phone, which is basically shit I've already 200 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,000 listened to. 201 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:34,919 Speaker 1: So I can't listen to anything new. 202 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 4: I can't listen to I was so excited to listen 203 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,440 to all these other new podcasts. 204 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:45,559 Speaker 1: Why couldn't you use your own internet, like your phone's internet. Well, 205 00:09:46,159 --> 00:09:47,480 it says no service. 206 00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 4: Then you go to the settings, and then it's like okay, 207 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:53,679 and then it says a complex sports complex that what 208 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,200 the one you want? 209 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:54,799 Speaker 1: So free one? 210 00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:57,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'll do that one. It's nothing, and then 211 00:09:57,159 --> 00:09:59,120 there's too many people, just too many people. Doesn't work 212 00:09:59,159 --> 00:09:59,519 I have this. 213 00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: Problem at Magic Mountain. I can't. It won't give me 214 00:10:02,279 --> 00:10:04,879 my email even if I'm on their free wifie. 215 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 4: There's too many people anything. It won't My mail won't 216 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,440 work right, and all my texts go back. It goes 217 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,039 into green. When I say that text, it was green. 218 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was in. 219 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 4: Hell, but the line was so long. They went inside. 220 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,679 Then I get inside, and then and then okay, then 221 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,600 there's nowhere to sit. So I see on the other 222 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,519 side of the court. So I go to Court twelve. 223 00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:33,159 They're all there practicing, and there's all these parents on 224 00:10:33,159 --> 00:10:36,799 one side on these bleachers, but it only fits like 225 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,679 maybe thirty people. But there's a whole bunch of kids 226 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:44,080 like on both sides. And the grandma's there the answer there, 227 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,039 there's all like I got a wheel in there. 228 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,639 Speaker 1: Can we talk about that for a mine? 229 00:10:47,799 --> 00:10:48,039 Speaker 4: Yeah? 230 00:10:48,159 --> 00:10:55,200 Speaker 1: What are people? What's with the grandma's I don't get it. No, No, 231 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,679 who are these people? Who are parents? Are you? Are 232 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:02,919 your kids? Stupid game? Like I know the people at 233 00:11:02,919 --> 00:11:05,840 the balbo at all these games. These people their freaking 234 00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:09,320 grandma's or their aunts and uncles, their cousins, their second 235 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,039 cousin once removed is like, couldn't watch their game. I'm like, 236 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:18,399 this is the Olympics. Why are you here? Makes me 237 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,399 look bad, I know. I'm like, I don't know. 238 00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:22,320 Speaker 4: I'm supposed to go to my nephew's game. 239 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: Where John and I barely show up together. Oh I know. 240 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,639 Oh my god, that's like a rarity. If we're both 241 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:29,720 there for someone's game. We're like, you got this game, 242 00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:32,399 all right? And then you see they've got fourteen relatives. 243 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:34,600 It looks like a freaking family reunion for some of 244 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,519 these kids. And it's like aunt Esther's there. I mean, 245 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,120 it's just it was just insane. 246 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 4: It was so so I show up at the court 247 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,759 they're practicing, and I think I'm gonna pull a fast 248 00:11:45,759 --> 00:11:48,039 one because on the other side of the court there's 249 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:52,279 like maybe two three ladies sitting on the benches. So 250 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,919 I kind of go there and I sit down and 251 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,120 I'm like okay, and I'm watching them practice, and then 252 00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:59,679 I get a tap tap tap excuse me? Are you 253 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:01,519 a co coach or an assistant coach? 254 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:02,200 Speaker 3: Oh? I was like. 255 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,519 Speaker 4: Thinking to myself, maybe I should say, I said, now, 256 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,519 and she goes what is the sides for the coaches 257 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:11,399 and assistant all right, Oh, look at the other side 258 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,240 where am I supposed to sit on the ground because 259 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,200 there was a lot of people were sitting on the ground. 260 00:12:15,639 --> 00:12:17,799 So then I get over to the other side. Now 261 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:21,120 I'm sitting. Now I'm sitting in front of you know, 262 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:24,279 the clapper that like cheers on their kid, but claps 263 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,720 a little too long, so you know, everybody goes like 264 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:27,919 they score, and everybody. 265 00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 1: Goes, good job. 266 00:12:28,759 --> 00:12:31,519 Speaker 4: They clap right like one, two, three, four, five six, 267 00:12:31,759 --> 00:12:35,440 that's about it. That's cheer standard. She's right behind me 268 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,639 and she's gone. First of all, she gives her kid 269 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,799 the two thumbs up every time her kid looks over 270 00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:43,679 it or she does that. You know, she's she's like 271 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:45,679 doing that the two thumbs up, like God, you got it, 272 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:49,240 you got it. And then when they score, it's and 273 00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:54,279 then everybody stops. And she's almost almost wanted to bring 274 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,480 my phone out and videotape it so that you could 275 00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:59,320 see this, because I was just like, how long and 276 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,600 I'm founding like fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, twenty, she's 277 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:04,799 twenty two claps like everybody's. 278 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:08,399 Speaker 1: Too many, We're done clapping. Claps too many And it's 279 00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:11,720 because I'm noxious too. For the other team, Oh, you're 280 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:14,399 not supposed to clap that many times, it makes it 281 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,799 seem like, oh, we're not used to scoring, so we 282 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,440 have to really really excited. 283 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,679 Speaker 4: Yes, And then especially if the team is like slaughtering 284 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,480 the other team, you really want to make that those 285 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,879 oh girls feel bad, like she. 286 00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:29,279 Speaker 1: Like, shut up. 287 00:13:29,399 --> 00:13:31,679 Speaker 4: I wanted to tie her hands together with a fucking 288 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:32,720 uh So. 289 00:13:33,399 --> 00:13:36,159 Speaker 1: The only time I ever do that is when heavy 290 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,000 when this happens when the other team is like killing 291 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:42,360 your team, right, maybe at the beginning of the game, 292 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,559 and the other team parents are clapping too loudy this 293 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,200 thing we're saying, don't do and when they're like going 294 00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:52,120 like yeah all day, all day, and then I'm like, 295 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,039 you know what, you fucking assholes. You'll see You'll see 296 00:13:55,039 --> 00:13:57,600 what it feels. And then when you start scoring, then 297 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:01,120 I get really crazy. Then I'm like wow, standing up 298 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:04,120 punching the god just just to make them feel bout. 299 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,279 Speaker 4: We had that, We had that thing going. We had 300 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,639 that thing going with Sonny and his football. In his 301 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:12,399 football that there was one season where it was like 302 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:15,320 all the mom's like and then the other side because 303 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,080 it was the Raiders and the Raiders' kids were like, 304 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,240 it's flag football, but they're doing the shoulder hit and 305 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,120 like they're all like aggressive. And our little spinley little 306 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,039 kids from our little neighborhood came out in Glendale and 307 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,240 we're like up against like East LA team. 308 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: And they're like yeah, yeah, yeah. 309 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,559 Speaker 4: And we were like, can they like tone it down? 310 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,759 Like it's one to twenty five, like can we please? 311 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: And then oh my god, we started. 312 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 4: Winning and then we were like yeah, like we all 313 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:47,559 became maniacs. Yeah, and they complained to the reft. They're like, okay, 314 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,279 now now now, now he's doing a little show voting 315 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:50,720 too much. 316 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,639 Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, well then you're like, 317 00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:56,320 well you should have now paying attention to the nonverbal rules, right, 318 00:14:56,519 --> 00:15:00,519 the unofficial rules of conduct, right parents as it feel now? Yeah? 319 00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:03,679 So yeah, So I mean I was there, so Clappy's 320 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,159 right behind Clappies. 321 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:09,159 Speaker 4: Behind me, just throwing the two thumbs up. And then 322 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,919 they do this thing where they switch sides right, and 323 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,399 I'm thinking, okay. 324 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,799 Speaker 1: It's like basketball halftime, they right the other way. 325 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 4: But in basketball the parents stay in the same these 326 00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:24,519 I'm thinking, no, no, why is everybody getting up and 327 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,039 leaving it's over. Now they get up on my side. 328 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,759 They moved to the other side. 329 00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:32,159 Speaker 1: No, they move down to the right side. 330 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 4: Then those people come over and then they're looking at 331 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:36,519 me going like, why are you getting up? 332 00:15:36,559 --> 00:15:38,200 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't, why are you coming here? 333 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 4: I'm not moving by Clappy, I finally got away from her, 334 00:15:44,559 --> 00:15:46,879 and so I'm sitting there and now they come over 335 00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:50,240 and they said, now I'm like on enemy territory, and 336 00:15:50,279 --> 00:15:53,039 I'm like, oh my god, am I supposed to? I 337 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,399 literally thought to myself, I'm gonna do it. And then 338 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,080 I saw one dad that didn't do it, and I 339 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,480 was like, fuck that shit. 340 00:15:58,519 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 1: I ain't getting up. 341 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,240 Speaker 4: I got a spot like I was gonna be on 342 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,960 the floor. Luckily I got in front of Clappy. I 343 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,360 got a scout on the bench. I ain't leaving this bench. 344 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,600 I'm here until we're done. That's it right, parked it 345 00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:11,519 there and then Clappy came back. 346 00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:13,000 Speaker 1: When when they switched back. 347 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,960 Speaker 4: And she came back, I kind of I started to 348 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,919 enjoy her after a while, and then her husband came 349 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,840 and the two of them are doing now. She now 350 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,960 her daughter got the four thumbs up instead of the 351 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,720 two thumbs out. There like both of them going like, 352 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:27,919 you know, and she's on our team and it was fun. 353 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,360 Natalia did pretty good. She did really I think she 354 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,440 did really good. 355 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,759 Speaker 1: For her first time. Wow. 356 00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 4: She played a lot actually, and her coach, who I 357 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,720 thought was like some goofy dad. I was like, I like, 358 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:42,120 your he's really nice. And I go, is he a dad? 359 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,879 And she's like, no, he's Uh. 360 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 1: The coach to the. 361 00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:47,919 Speaker 4: High school, our local high school, was like wow, wow, okay, 362 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:48,600 that's good. 363 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: That's good to know. 364 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,480 Speaker 4: So then I'm like, bye, coach, nice to meach, I'm 365 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,519 Gonnaalia's mom just in case she sticks at the sport. 366 00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:02,679 Speaker 1: So then all right. So then you're like, Natalia, start 367 00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:06,680 taping your finger, right, So I'm thinking I'm in for 368 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,720 the long haul, right, okay, But the mom when I 369 00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,759 picked Olivia up, she was like, I'm gonna come there 370 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:14,519 later if you want to leave, you know, because it 371 00:17:14,519 --> 00:17:16,039 does it's a long day kind of thing. 372 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,400 Speaker 4: So I had that in the back of my mom. 373 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,559 I'm like, no, I'm fine. And then she never came. 374 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,880 So I and I was texting her pictures and stuff 375 00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:24,240 and uh, and she was like that's cool. Like she 376 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:27,079 never said like I'm on my way or anything. So 377 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:31,880 I thought, okay, So towards the end she came and 378 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,079 I was like, oh you didn't. 379 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,240 Speaker 1: You didn't have to come. It's like almost over. They're done. 380 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:36,960 They're done for the day. 381 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,559 Speaker 4: And she goes really so then they were done a 382 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,119 like by the way, when you get up that early 383 00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:45,440 and it's like you're thinking, like it must be like 384 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,759 two o'clock right now, it's like only eleven am. 385 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,720 Speaker 1: Oh, I know. Yeah, it's like when you're in school 386 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,160 and school's got to be almost over, right, But like, no, 387 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,720 we just been like two hours. Yes, like people nine am. 388 00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:01,359 Speaker 4: I'm just waking up at home normally, like Sonny's probably 389 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,400 just rolling out of bed, and Sonny and at him right, 390 00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:06,160 I mean, it just see that the day went so long. 391 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:07,720 Speaker 1: And so then we went out. 392 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:09,440 Speaker 4: We took the girls to lunch, and then we got 393 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,559 in the freeway and then the traffic back home. So 394 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,920 now I'm coming home and Adam's going Sonny has a 395 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,759 game at three, and it's local. 396 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,680 Speaker 1: Luckily it's like buy our house, right, and he's like, 397 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,759 are you gonna be home with three? It? I go, 398 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,319 don't count on me being home. Just take care of it. 399 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,079 Speaker 4: Sonny just gets Sunny there and make sure you're there 400 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,279 or pick him up after the game. So somehow he 401 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,839 found because there was a birthday party and then the 402 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:38,000 basketball game. Somehow I get a phone call and he says, Shannon, 403 00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:40,880 Miss Shannon has Sonny. It was like, how did you 404 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,480 do that? Like, Shannon's Jensen's mom, and he's gonna Lucky 405 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,359 Lucky because she's gonna take him to his game. I 406 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,599 was like, how is she going to do why? And 407 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,680 he's like, because Little land In, Jenson's little brother has 408 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,079 a game at Sunny's game is at three o'clock. His 409 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,440 game is at two o'clock, so that at the same place. 410 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:04,039 So he lucked out. He got gave Sonny to Miss 411 00:19:04,079 --> 00:19:07,359 Shannon and then she took him. They went to Little 412 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,599 Landin's game and then his game, and then she was like, well. 413 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,519 Speaker 1: We're leaving now and Sunny's game is starting. 414 00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:15,960 Speaker 4: Nobody's here, and I'm like, all right, but I'm fifteen 415 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,440 minutes away. I'm on the freeway. I'm almost there. So 416 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,079 then I get there. I get there. As soon as 417 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:22,839 I get there, Adam Kit's there, so I could have went. 418 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,160 I was so tired driving home. I thought I fall 419 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,480 asleep and both the girls in the backseat are asleep, 420 00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:30,440 and I'm like like like trying this. 421 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 1: I was like, so sleep. How many games did they play? 422 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,680 They played like eight? Eight games? Well, it's hard to. 423 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,000 Speaker 4: Tell now they do these little mini games. Okay, so 424 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:44,599 I would say four. But in the in the four 425 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:46,279 there's like, I don't. 426 00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:48,119 Speaker 1: Know, a lot of it's at a lot of it was. 427 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,519 It was a lot. It was a lot. It was 428 00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:51,000 like they were sleeping. 429 00:19:51,079 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, they were tah, my god, they worked hard and 430 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,680 so they were asleep. And it's like three o'clock now. 431 00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:59,000 I mean we were up at five and picking up 432 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,240 Olivia Fe. It's like coming on three o'clock and we're 433 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,160 coming home and the traffic. 434 00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:05,279 Speaker 1: Is just just stand still. 435 00:20:05,319 --> 00:20:07,880 Speaker 4: It's just why is there such bad traffic in Los 436 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,880 Angeles this Saturday? 437 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,160 Speaker 1: At three? 438 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,680 Speaker 4: It's like, really really really have this is sit in 439 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,519 this traffic just sitting, We're not moving. 440 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,559 Speaker 1: When I go to San Clemente, it's on a weekday, 441 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,880 like I have to go tomorrow, it takes me. I 442 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,400 get there, it takes me like two and a half 443 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,160 hours to get there, and then it takes me like 444 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,680 three hours to get home. Because I usually driving rush hour. 445 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:27,640 You leave at five and get home at eight. God, 446 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,640 oh that's horrible. I feel bad for you. 447 00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 4: It's it's it's brutal, it really is. It feels like 448 00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:37,279 it's such so crushing. It just I hate it. I 449 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,039 hate the traffic. 450 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: I'm getting a little bit used to it. So I 451 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,279 try to save a podcast that I want to listen 452 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:43,279 to for the ride. 453 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:47,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the only saving thing. So I get there. 454 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,559 I get to the game. Now Adam's got filled with 455 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,200 him on a shoelace, which is embarrassing, and I'm. 456 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,119 Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing with Phil? 457 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,880 Speaker 4: Like we're going into the auditorium and he's like, ah, 458 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,640 he's fine, he's fine, And I like, what's what the 459 00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,200 shoe lace? 460 00:20:59,200 --> 00:20:59,759 Speaker 1: He's like, I didn't. 461 00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:02,680 Speaker 4: I didn't expect that I would be coming to the 462 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,599 I don't know what his deal, Like he just piecemeal 463 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,559 the whole day together, you know kind of thing. And 464 00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:13,799 so then we both watched Sonny's game and I could 465 00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:16,559 have went home, but the girls are home sleeping like relaxing, 466 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,880 and I went to another game at three o'clock. So 467 00:21:20,039 --> 00:21:23,920 I had from five am until four point thirty of 468 00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:27,759 non stop game game game, like hearing that whistle blow 469 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,519 in my head like you hear that whistle like constant. 470 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,559 But it was a long day, but it was that 471 00:21:33,599 --> 00:21:35,640 game that Sonny played was one of the best games 472 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,319 he's ever played. And it was like his second or 473 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:41,559 third game back since his injury. Wow, and he made 474 00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:45,039 four three pointers and he did it with me and 475 00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:45,519 Adam there. 476 00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:48,160 Speaker 1: It was so great, Like I was so happy. Wow, 477 00:21:48,759 --> 00:21:49,960 I know he did four. 478 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,720 Speaker 4: That's crazy, crazy, I know he was feeling pretty confident, 479 00:21:53,799 --> 00:21:56,759 which and then he had a game yesterday and nothing, 480 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,039 but he did good. But it wasn't wasn't nothing like that, 481 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,039 but it was like it was a great game. It 482 00:22:03,079 --> 00:22:05,599 was so much fun to see that. And then you know, 483 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,079 then it was over. And then then Adam got sick 484 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,160 and then I take care of everybody and that that 485 00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:16,799 was my weekend. And yesterday was the holiday, the Corolla 486 00:22:16,839 --> 00:22:23,039 holiday family, you know, the whole uh you bring this 487 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,319 and you bring that, and you know that was yesterday, Yeah, 488 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:26,839 pot luck. 489 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was yesterday. 490 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, Adam's parents, yes last and yeah, and we got 491 00:22:32,759 --> 00:22:35,200 home late last night. Yeah, with Adam fans and his 492 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,720 sister lives in Topanga, which is like in deep to Panga, 493 00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:40,680 which is far and I had to drive because Adam 494 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:41,880 was here watching football. 495 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,839 Speaker 1: Also was at her house. It was at her house. 496 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,039 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I had to bring Adam up. 497 00:22:47,839 --> 00:22:48,599 Speaker 1: Oh got it. 498 00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:51,680 Speaker 4: He did podcasts and football. I picked him up and 499 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,359 then we drove out and then left his car. 500 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 1: So here here. 501 00:22:56,119 --> 00:23:00,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm not really begun Christmas shopping either, Like 502 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:05,200 I'm very behind. Wow, I'm feeling very overwhelmed. And we're 503 00:23:05,279 --> 00:23:06,680 recording Sword and Scale today. 504 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,200 Speaker 1: Yes. 505 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,559 Speaker 4: Yeah, So does everybody feel sorry for me yet? 506 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 1: I understand how you feel. Although I did get on 507 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,559 my Christmas shopping early this year. I made lists. I 508 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,960 checked them twice. Yeah, I determined that people. Some people 509 00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:30,559 were naughty and some people were nice. I but you know, 510 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,599 this is what happens to me is I make my 511 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,920 lists of like what I'm gonna get them right, and 512 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,039 then I start to second guess myself because I'm like, 513 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,119 well that now it seems like this person's getting bigger guests. 514 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,799 I know, like the Healys thing that I got for 515 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,079 a Xander that we talked about last time. I'm like, okay, 516 00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:47,119 so he's getting Healey's, which is kind of a big 517 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,599 gift in my in my estimation, plus like I got 518 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,880 him this laser tag game. Those are two that's kind 519 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,839 of big. So then I'm like, what say to getting 520 00:23:56,839 --> 00:24:02,039 some avocado earrings? Like that's not the cato equal to 521 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,880 she loves avocados. So I was trying to find some 522 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,799 avocado theme stuff and I found these little earrings from 523 00:24:07,839 --> 00:24:10,680 Etsy that she will like. But she's not gonna laser 524 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,400 tag game like them, you know, I don't want to. 525 00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:16,880 So I'm like, what else? So I had got Sadie 526 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:23,680 this cotton candy maker. Oh that's cute. Yeah, that was 527 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,680 something on her list. Everything that she asked for. She 528 00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:30,279 made a list for Sannah and every item was something 529 00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:34,319 from that section of Target, the crazy craft or whatever. 530 00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:38,240 It's like a make this maker or a make that maker. 531 00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:42,880 It's all food stuff, but she'll use it right, hopefully 532 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,000 not too much. I don't eat her making cotton candy 533 00:24:45,039 --> 00:24:49,359 every day, but it's got like a the wand for 534 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,039 the cotton candy glows. I don't know. I mean it's 535 00:24:53,079 --> 00:24:55,160 going to be a mess, but whatever. I wanted to 536 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,359 get her something that she would be like that my 537 00:24:57,519 --> 00:25:03,400 list that's big ye And then elbe I try Oh, Elbe. 538 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,839 I got her up. This is the rage that all 539 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:09,319 the kids want Polaroid cameras, I know, which I don't 540 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:13,720 understand because they take crappy pictures and you have a phone, right, 541 00:25:13,799 --> 00:25:16,119 take pictures on your phone. It's a much better camera. 542 00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:17,839 And then what do you do with the pictures? They 543 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,079 just clict they make them. I guess they put them 544 00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:23,160 in these little frames. So I got her one. Did 545 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,359 I tell you this story last week where Elbe was 546 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,960 hinting that that's what she wanted. I don't think so. No. 547 00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:33,599 She was saying like that. She said somebody asked her 548 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,359 what she wants, and she was like, I don't really 549 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,400 want any I mean I only want one thing, but 550 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,599 it's just too expensive, so I know I can't have it. 551 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,480 And I was like, oh what, and she was like 552 00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:44,440 a Polaroid camera and I was like, yeah, that's that. 553 00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:49,319 Those are really expensive. You know, we just got one. 554 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,319 We got one. In my head, I'm like noted, okay, fine, 555 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:55,000 I got her something. And then she she brought it 556 00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:57,920 up again because she was like about Xander wanted to 557 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,559 know what she wanted and she was like, yeah, I mean, obviously, 558 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,079 the only thing I want is a Polaroid camera. Obviously 559 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:04,319 he's not going to get it for me, And I 560 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:08,440 was like, yeah, of course not you high. So then 561 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,119 I got her that, but honestly, even for her a 562 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,799 big gift, but I was like, I'm not going to 563 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,920 do big gifts this year. I'll just get a bunch 564 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:21,440 of small things that they want. So but Lbie is 565 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,960 a little bit hard to shop for because she really 566 00:26:24,079 --> 00:26:27,920 is like she's not there's not anything huge that she 567 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,640 I think she wanted a new iPad because hers she 568 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,759 had since she was eight and she's there it doesn't 569 00:26:34,799 --> 00:26:37,400 work anymore. But you know what, I'm like, she doesn't 570 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,559 need an iPad. I honestly, she has her phone. She's 571 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,599 on her phone for everything, and she has a computer. 572 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,480 She's a laptop, So why does she need an iPad. 573 00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:49,839 I guess there's certain games or something, but you know what, 574 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,440 then don't play them. You don't need an iPad. I 575 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,160 don't even have my iPad got stolen, so I don't 576 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,519 have an iPad. I don't have an iPad either. You 577 00:26:57,559 --> 00:26:58,480 don't what happened to her. 578 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,400 Speaker 4: I gave it to the guys here to use for 579 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:05,279 work because we needed it for you know, like, yeah, 580 00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:08,559 for like a you know, when you go sell merchandise 581 00:27:08,599 --> 00:27:09,880 at shows and stuff. 582 00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:12,640 Speaker 1: Okay, to do the square Yeah yeah, so okay, so 583 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,319 I don't have one. You don't have one. She doesn't 584 00:27:14,319 --> 00:27:17,920 need one. She's got a laptop that's small, like and 585 00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:20,359 I mean, she's fine. So but then it's like, well, 586 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:21,839 then what do I get her that's going to be 587 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,519 like a fun like a Christmas gift that she can 588 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:28,160 be excited that she got. So I got her a 589 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,480 onesie you could you should maybe look at this Hollister. 590 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,599 She loves Hollis. Oh I know, so does Natalia so 591 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,119 and she also loves these, the onesie pajamas that animal 592 00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:40,400 they have. They have a Hollister one you can get 593 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,640 the small really small. She is extra so many of 594 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,680 these onesies Oh okay, Well Elbe only has one and 595 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,640 it was from Target from like two years ago. 596 00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:52,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, now like two or three from Target old the 597 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,480 battery of for birthday. 598 00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:57,839 Speaker 1: She got them a birthday. Yeah. Well, this one's really cute. 599 00:27:57,839 --> 00:28:02,240 And so she's getting that, and then and she's getting uh, 600 00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:06,920 I can't even remember, got her the Polaroid camera. Plus 601 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,079 I got her this little thing for accessory with the 602 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:13,480 excestory kids that goes with it. She'll, she'll, she'll be fine. 603 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,440 But yeah, but I just started ordering stuff on Prime 604 00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:20,319 Books and the kids, I'm fine. It's it's other people, 605 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,319 like you know, like. 606 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,160 Speaker 4: I mean, just well, I'm in charge of everybody at 607 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:31,200 Corolla Digital, and I asked Dylan to help me, and 608 00:28:31,279 --> 00:28:34,559 I started getting so some of them get just Amazon 609 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:39,480 e cards. Amazon just emailed like baby Doll Dixon's assistant. 610 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,759 It's an Amazon card. Okay, yeah, okay. So I have 611 00:28:42,799 --> 00:28:45,880 a list of those people between me and like mostly Adams. 612 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,680 People give him to Dylan. I hate the Dragon. Don 613 00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:51,680 I feel bad for Dylan. He's taken a beating for 614 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,559 the last week. He really got an on Adams show 615 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,640 last week, like and it upset me. I got mad 616 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,880 at Adam because he was too hard on him. But 617 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,759 come on, so I give him like this thing. 618 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 1: Just here's a list. 619 00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 4: Here's their emails. There's like probably eight people on it. Amazon, 620 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,440 same amount. Just happy holidays from the Corollas. And I 621 00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:15,960 start on Friday night, I met Suzanne for dinner and 622 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,400 I start getting I look at my email. I'm getting 623 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,920 all these emails from Amazon, like kickback, like this didn't 624 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,720 go through. This didn't go not that it didn't go through. 625 00:29:24,319 --> 00:29:28,240 Something was wrong and I emailed Dylan one of them. 626 00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:31,440 And now I don't know where we are with that. 627 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,759 That was Friday night. Today's Monday morning. I don't know 628 00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:36,480 what's going on. So I'm feeling a little overwhelmed. 629 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,599 Speaker 1: And yeah, I can understand, because that's why you have 630 00:29:40,599 --> 00:29:42,440 an assistant that you don't have. 631 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 4: To get and I know not anymore. They took him 632 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,240 ever since Nick. 633 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,480 Speaker 1: Left, they took him. 634 00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean it's a little stressful. And yeah, 635 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,759 I mean Adam, I like Jimmy, like, you know. 636 00:29:56,799 --> 00:29:57,440 Speaker 1: His kids. 637 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,119 Speaker 4: We got to get his kids stuff, and you know, 638 00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:02,759 it's just this, there's a lot. Adam doesn't Christmas shop. 639 00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:06,200 Speaker 1: I have to do everything, of course, So John's going 640 00:30:06,279 --> 00:30:08,799 to take the kids to them all tomorrow, I think, 641 00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:09,720 to get me something. 642 00:30:10,119 --> 00:30:13,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, see, that's what Adams should be doing. But and 643 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,039 the kids and their friends, you know, now they got 644 00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:18,200 lists of people that they have to buy for. It's 645 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,519 not a lot, but like because you know, their little 646 00:30:20,599 --> 00:30:23,920 Cammy gives Natalia something, She's got to get Cammy something 647 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,839 and Olivia something, and then Cammy's got to do the 648 00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:29,240 one upper where she gives Sonny something now and I 649 00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:31,759 realize that it took me two years in a row 650 00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:34,160 to figure that out. And I was like, so now 651 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,880 I'm like, Sonny, now you got to get Cammy something 652 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,440 because she's going to give you something. And then I realized, 653 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,200 like land and little land and get something brings something 654 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,240 for It's like real, everybody's like in their. 655 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 1: Little cousins, it's just too much. It's too much. Can 656 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,599 we all just donate? No, no gifts from kids to 657 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,279 kids because it's parents have to buy that. I know, 658 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,920 I know, but it still happens. That gets so like 659 00:30:57,319 --> 00:30:58,720 I'm like, oh and this is what I want to 660 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,680 get for Xander, and that's what I'd like. Dude, it's 661 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,079 not your money, I know, it's my money. Yeah, and 662 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:09,559 I already got him stuff. He's good, I got it, Yes, 663 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,240 reel it in here. You can shop from what I 664 00:31:13,279 --> 00:31:18,240 already bought, right. Uh yeah, So I feel your pain 665 00:31:18,319 --> 00:31:22,279 on that a lot. Yeah, I just don't. I mean, okay, 666 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,279 so ilb had a little gift exchange, except for there 667 00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:27,680 was no exchange park because she didn't bring anybody anything, 668 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,240 and she got some a couple of little gifts from 669 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,960 her friends and I was like, well, oh well, how 670 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,880 would I know who's good together for She's got a 671 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,079 lot of friends at school, like everybody's I know. I 672 00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:43,160 hate that it happens to us every year when we 673 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,119 go some like most of the time at Jimmy's house 674 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:49,160 is like the barbieris are like, here is a great 675 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,279 gift for the car, and it's. 676 00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:52,920 Speaker 4: Always like recycled something like you know, you know, yeah, 677 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,680 it's like a regift, right. It's fine, but it's the point, 678 00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:57,960 like they thought of us and wrapped something to give 679 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,240 to us. Every single year. I don't think about them, 680 00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:03,880 and I feel bad and that happened. 681 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 1: It happens. It happens a lot. But we have to 682 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,039 put our foot down at some point, I know, and 683 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,920 just hope that let them lower their expectations that they're 684 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,160 not going to get something from us. 685 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,160 Speaker 4: Do you send out holiday cards family? 686 00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:15,759 Speaker 1: No? 687 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,559 Speaker 4: Never have there you know why, I thought about it 688 00:32:19,599 --> 00:32:22,440 and it's not that big a priority on my list. 689 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,880 And I try to think about it because I get 690 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,039 cards from everybody. 691 00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:27,200 Speaker 1: That's the other thing. And then I'm like I round 692 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:31,319 file them immediately. John gets mad, but I'm like, I 693 00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:35,119 don't this is some friend of yours that they've had 694 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,720 you on their Christmas list since like the eighties, and like, 695 00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:40,960 I don't know them or their kids. I don't don't 696 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 care what their kids are fucking up to to. I 697 00:32:43,039 --> 00:32:44,880 know you don't care. I don't even know them. I 698 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,799 know you know what I do. It's fun. 699 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,079 Speaker 4: Every year I show Adam the card and I cover 700 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,000 the names and I go, okay, whose kid is this? 701 00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:54,079 Speaker 1: Right? And they're not kids that he doesn't. 702 00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:56,640 Speaker 4: He sees some of them pretty quite often because you know, 703 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,240 football Sunday people bring their kids and I'm sorry, whose 704 00:32:59,319 --> 00:33:00,480 kid is that? Uh? 705 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,839 Speaker 1: Hench uh? Nick Santora is good? Uh, it's it's great 706 00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:06,160 because he doesn't know who anybody is. 707 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 4: But and then I thought, so I thought, why don't 708 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:12,000 I do the Maybe I should because Natalie's like all 709 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:14,039 her friends. We get them and there's a there's the 710 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,200 you know, the Jensen family, and uh, I think to myself, 711 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,480 like I do a lot of posting of them on 712 00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:21,319 social media. 713 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:23,759 Speaker 1: That's enough, right, Yes? 714 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,839 Speaker 4: Why do I got to send a picture of you holidays? 715 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,599 Like they get everybody sees what Mike they're growing up? Like, 716 00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:32,240 I don't know, I feel like they have too much 717 00:33:32,319 --> 00:33:35,039 exposure out there, like too much. 718 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,400 Speaker 1: That's a good excuse, too much, too much, it's already 719 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,359 they're too exposed. Yeah, don't need a don't need a document, right, 720 00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:42,119 go to Facebook if you want to see what they 721 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:46,960 look like. That's why social media was invented. Right, here's 722 00:33:47,119 --> 00:33:50,359 email was invented. So we don't have to put snail mail. 723 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,400 We don't have to put something in an always put 724 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,799 a stamp on it and send it unless it's important, 725 00:33:54,839 --> 00:33:56,920 unless it's like a thing. Right, you don't need to 726 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:01,079 send letters anymore. No, it's not quaint. It's time consuming, 727 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,440 and it's aggravation, and it's expensive. When you could just 728 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,000 send an email so you could look on Facebook, that's 729 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,320 what it's for and see pictures. You don't need to 730 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,920 receive one in the mail where we posed for some stupid. 731 00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:16,119 Speaker 4: Picture exactly where in our pajamas and our matching pajamas 732 00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:17,360 in front of the fireplace. 733 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,199 Speaker 1: And I don't need to send out what the tailor 734 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,679 fam the wilder tailers have been up to all year. Okay, 735 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,280 if you know us, then you're privy to that information 736 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,639 already exactly. And if you really don't know us, then 737 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,079 you don't fucking get care. You don't care that much, 738 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,679 and if you did, you'd follow us on Facebook and 739 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:39,159 we update you enough. Yes, that's my logic. Most people 740 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:42,079 know that I have a son named Xander Neck, right, 741 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,880 anybody that knows me knows that. At this point. If 742 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,840 you don't know it, you don't need that information. I know. 743 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,159 Speaker 4: Maybe you don't want them to know that information, like 744 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,760 they yeah, they're not on your short list. 745 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,880 Speaker 1: That's right, That's that's my logic, right. 746 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,400 Speaker 4: And then I also get the pressure too, where every 747 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,960 year around this time, you're like Adam's there's like a 748 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000 group of them that send like they're they're funny. 749 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,760 Speaker 1: Right, they're very witty. 750 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,599 Speaker 4: I know you're gonna say that, yeah, and I and 751 00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:14,119 it's like pressure, pressure, So so what what's something funny 752 00:35:14,119 --> 00:35:16,400 that the Corolla should do? And then I thought, no, 753 00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,320 maybe I'm just gonna say happy Holidays from the Corollas 754 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,119 and just keep it simple. 755 00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:22,440 Speaker 1: And then I thought, fuck that, just go to Facebook. 756 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:23,119 That's it. 757 00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:27,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, And you know, like last year, cousin sALS, I 758 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,079 look forward to theirs, though I have to say, like 759 00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:32,679 there's certain families I do look forward to, like sal. 760 00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:35,960 It was the three kids sitting on Santa's lap and 761 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:42,639 they're all blinking their eyes like half closed, closed, even Santa. 762 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,159 It was really funny, Like, you know, I would never 763 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,320 think that pressure. That's too much pressure. 764 00:35:47,519 --> 00:35:50,119 Speaker 1: You don't want to compete. Why compete, Just be like 765 00:35:50,199 --> 00:35:54,159 I enjoyed yours. Yeah, I know. I don't want to 766 00:35:54,199 --> 00:35:59,519 try to outdo you, right, not gonna happen. You're too good, right. Yeah. 767 00:35:59,599 --> 00:36:04,199 I have briefly considered Christmas cards like years ago, and 768 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,840 then I was like what No. I was like, no, 769 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,639 just not going to do it. It's too much to 770 00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:12,639 take on. And I have to keep that thing updated. 771 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,880 And also I don't like it when people send out 772 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,760 like the their Christmas like what's going on with them 773 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,760 that year, and it's like a standard or letter. I 774 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,039 find those to be super annoying. And this is personal, 775 00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:29,119 This is just me personally. This is just my opinion. 776 00:36:29,199 --> 00:36:30,519 So if you're out there and you're like, but I 777 00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:33,199 send those and the families really enjoy it, that's great. 778 00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,960 I'm not telling you not to do it. I'm just 779 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,239 saying that I'm not interested in doing it. And if 780 00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,599 you're sending one of those to me, then. 781 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,360 Speaker 3: Fine, whatever. 782 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,679 Speaker 1: I'm being honest and saying that I probably don't enjoy 783 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,719 it right, right, because it's not personal. It's not going 784 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,480 to be personal enough. Right. This is going out to 785 00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:54,679 everybody on your list, people that you knew twenty years ago. Yes, right, 786 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,800 So it's not going to be anything like listen, marriage 787 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:04,559 is really hard this year. We've been bickering an awful lot. 788 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:07,280 I don't I don't know. I don't know how much 789 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:18,960 longer we can. Oh my god, it's not gonna be 790 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,800 information that's interesting to me. 791 00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:26,159 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 792 00:37:26,199 --> 00:37:28,239 Speaker 1: As you can see, my husband gained a lot of 793 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,880 weight and I haven't been feeling as attracted to him. 794 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,920 Something like juicy right now, that's not going to be 795 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:42,360 in there. The wife stained. We have not been having 796 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,079 any sex. 797 00:37:44,519 --> 00:37:51,559 Speaker 4: Things are pretty stale. 798 00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:54,800 Speaker 1: Jason just got tested for his second I e P. 799 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:57,719 It's We were good for a while, but then they 800 00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:05,400 were like, no, let's retest. Oh my god, it's and 801 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,400 despite the services, it just they don't seem to be working. 802 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,800 Love to say I've been seeing improvements, but let's be honest, 803 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:21,079 I haven't. It's never that. No, it's all humble brags 804 00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:25,880 exactly exactly. That's what social. 805 00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:30,480 Speaker 4: Media, right, it's all humble brags, that's what, yes, right, Facebook, Yeah, 806 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,639 it's for Instagram. 807 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, go look on my Facebook and you'll see all 808 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:41,480 that stuff. Bug. Yeah, it's been hard. It's too much work. Also, 809 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,360 it's just like if we're also having to buy people 810 00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:48,440 presents or buy our family's presence, I don't need also 811 00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:51,039 to be like thinking about how to please people. I 812 00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:52,440 haven't seen my fifteen years, right. 813 00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:54,679 Speaker 4: And you know the other thing I hate? Why is 814 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,480 there wrapping. 815 00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:58,719 Speaker 1: Of the gifts? My god? I just put it in 816 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,920 a bag with some tissue paper. Thank you. You know 817 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,960 it's good ninety nine cents store. Yeah, that's a good idea. 818 00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:07,159 They so you can get like two for a dollar 819 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:11,119 gift bags. 820 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,960 Speaker 4: Bot yesterday at write a three three pack. But but 821 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,280 the kids like, they're like, really in a bag? 822 00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:16,599 Speaker 1: Can you just wrap it? 823 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,199 Speaker 4: Like if they want it wrapped with a bow? Yeah, 824 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,000 no that they get it fine, But everybody else is 825 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:23,679 getting a bag. 826 00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:27,360 Speaker 1: I like it getting I like the stickers that are 827 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,840 from that you know, Okay, so that normally I've told 828 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,400 you this before too, but this show is all about 829 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,920 recycling information. But I don't bother, and I haven't in 830 00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:42,280 years disguising my handwriting, like I started two years ago 831 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,119 and then I was like, I'm tired. They're going to 832 00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:47,559 figure it out eventually, you know. I mean if somehow 833 00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:51,400 they buy that this guy crawls down the chimney with 834 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,239 a sack of toys going around the entire world with reindeer, 835 00:39:55,639 --> 00:39:57,840 you know, and a sleigh, then I think they can 836 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,159 get they can suspend this belief that the handwriting looks familiar. 837 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,400 So I would just write from Sanna and some of 838 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,320 them would be like from mom and Dad, and it 839 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,320 was the same writing, and they never really said anything. Right. 840 00:40:11,559 --> 00:40:14,519 So but this year I had the genius I found 841 00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:19,800 at Target the stickers. That's a two blank from Sannah. 842 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,159 So I'm like, Santa got his leg got it into. 843 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,800 Speaker 4: The smart until they see it at Target. Because Natalia 844 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,639 is a Target shopper, she'll see it. Go, hey, that 845 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,679 was on my gift. 846 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the kids now understand that the elves shop 847 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,320 at Target. Oh they do, that's smart? Yeah. Or Santa 848 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,400 shops at Target. I don't know if they're not making 849 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,880 all their toys in a shop. Really, it's not Etsy. 850 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,320 I don't think like Santa's workshop is making your crazy 851 00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:55,039 cotton right maker, it's not made out of wood. Nobody's 852 00:40:55,039 --> 00:40:59,639 carving it. Come on, guys, you get the elf moving 853 00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:04,480 around night? Yes, yeah, although he didn't move last night. 854 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,719 I think the kids are I think it's so hard Lynette. 855 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,480 I know we talked about this on Tuesday's episode, but 856 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,400 I don't know what they believe in. They don't don't 857 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,199 know how much to jazz it up and be like 858 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,639 the elves move Some are crazy. I'm not going to 859 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,400 get marshmallows and make them having a snowball fight. I'm 860 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,039 not going to do any of that because I don't 861 00:41:25,039 --> 00:41:26,679 know if they even believe it. Right. 862 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,599 Speaker 4: That's the thing we are at, that that crossroads, that 863 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,639 juncture where we don't know what who knows what? 864 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:37,760 Speaker 1: Right? Are they onto us or not? That's the problem, right, 865 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,559 And if you if they're onto you, you don't want 866 00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:42,920 to act a fool like going above and beyond. And 867 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,760 if they're not onto you, they should be at this point. 868 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,719 And now I'm going to have them tested for NIPI 869 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:55,199 for not being onto us. There you go, Oh my gosh, 870 00:41:55,199 --> 00:41:56,320 do we have to do more show? 871 00:41:57,199 --> 00:42:03,360 Speaker 4: So so this is our last episode of the year. Yeah, 872 00:42:03,559 --> 00:42:07,360 you guys, we love you guys. We can't tell you 873 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,239 how much we are touched, and especially the real and 874 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,119 in page, the crowd on there. 875 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,880 Speaker 1: You guys are awesome. Yes, it really it has been fun, supportive, fun, 876 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,880 but also edgy women. 877 00:42:19,199 --> 00:42:19,440 Speaker 3: Yes. 878 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,639 Speaker 1: And a lot of no getters. 879 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of no getters. Love you, no good 880 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,719 and no getters. And I love that you guys. 881 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,719 Speaker 1: Just picked up on that. Yeah, we haven't all land 882 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:33,039 that corner office. Yeah, no getters. You guys are so awesome. 883 00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:34,679 Speaker 4: And even if you're not on the real it in 884 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,679 page and you listened from time to time, we love 885 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:37,039 you too. 886 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,239 Speaker 1: Mm hmm. So even if you just download once in 887 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,519 a while to hate on us, I love you, Love you. 888 00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:47,679 Speaker 4: Happy holidays, Thank you guys so much. Brandon, Kaylin, both 889 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,079 of you. Thank you Kaylin, he's not even in Thank 890 00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:57,000 you for everything, Kaylen, Christmas. Happy holidays everybody. And oh 891 00:42:57,039 --> 00:42:59,199 go to Corolla Drinks. Go and check it out. We 892 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,440 got a lot of stuff on on check us out 893 00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:05,360 and our Facebook page, the Facebook live stuff. 894 00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:08,639 Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys. We'll see you next year. 895 00:43:09,159 --> 00:43:10,960 Happy eighteen. 896 00:43:11,159 --> 00:43:14,519 Speaker 4: All right, you're a parent now, don't f it up up. 897 00:43:49,360 --> 00:44:02,840 Speaker 3: Day, so. 898 00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:27,599 Speaker 2: Said the song kind Loves Side Second Last Range Decentest 899 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:35,519 Signs Time. 900 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:45,199 Speaker 5: Love Side Sign Sun sign. 901 00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:49,400 Speaker 1: S s. 902 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,440 Speaker 5: W the song tr. 903 00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:50,920 Speaker 3: Oh, What is playing to s s Saving to. 904 00:45:52,679 --> 00:46:10,280 Speaker 5: Say so and So and Sime or Sea son of 905 00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:15,920 Sime Side Sun