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<v Speaker 1>Need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bob to the rescue dipper Asque.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bob on w j R R Nascal CTV is

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<v Speaker 1>brought you by Petties Meat. State Road four thirty four

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<v Speaker 1>and Longwood, just west of I four, a location that

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<v Speaker 1>knows you well. I'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I love that place. Never been to Petties

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<v Speaker 2>tell you all the time. Walk in there, go directly

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<v Speaker 2>to the back left of the store and pour yourself

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<v Speaker 2>in ice cold draft beer. By the way, it's free,

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<v Speaker 2>and then peruse all the goods, high quality.

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<v Speaker 1>Meats, freshly prepared sides, get a bakery full offering of

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<v Speaker 1>wine and beer.

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<v Speaker 2>And I had to miss the wine tasting this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost got stuck in the keys. Actually wait, wait what.

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<v Speaker 1>Down there for Fantasy Fast? Thank you? Thank you Petties.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, now hold on just a second, so

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<v Speaker 1>I won't be at their wine parties in Ormo? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you the guy I work with, ironically, I missed work

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday because he was stuck in the keys because

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<v Speaker 1>of Fantasy Fest missed his flight.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, yeah, it's the kind of stuff that happens

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<v Speaker 2>down there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, what happened to you? How could you get stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>You own your own Sikorski helicopter, for crying out loud,

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't take it down there.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to take a jet because you know, they

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<v Speaker 2>just have the airport and they don't want a big

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<v Speaker 2>beast of a chopper there like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I made it. Though. I thought a guy like

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<v Speaker 1>you would have a private landing strip somewhere Hellipad.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a few private landing strips while I was

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<v Speaker 2>there for Fantasy Fest.

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<v Speaker 1>I never knew you were a Fantasy Fest type. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you own leather chaps? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I can go down there and pick up

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<v Speaker 2>some good counseling or some whack out people there.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding? ELC need your help.

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<v Speaker 2>LCTV went for a massage and the masseuse immediate at

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<v Speaker 2>least started taking off my pants. Right then the cops

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<v Speaker 2>came in and raided the place. I was truly just

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<v Speaker 2>going for a normal massage. Now the wife wants to

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<v Speaker 2>leave me. Oh yeah, we all go for normal massages.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why when the life coach gets one done, you

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<v Speaker 2>have a you go to the massuse's private residence. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>not the ones with the black windows that you drive by. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly that's always a red flag. The black dout windows.

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<v Speaker 2>If those blackout windows don't scream, five guys in there

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<v Speaker 2>with their pants off, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>What does we go to, Elsie?

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<v Speaker 2>We go to dinner with a few other couples that

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<v Speaker 2>always want to pay the bill together. I like the

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<v Speaker 2>credit card split. Problem is they drink a lot and

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<v Speaker 2>we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>What do we do not to look cheap? Uh see,

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<v Speaker 2>don't split the check drinkers. That's tough for certain people.

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<v Speaker 2>But fortunately you have the life coach, the services one.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's what you do. Come off your wallet, your

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<v Speaker 2>chief bastard, No, get there earlier, right, You get to

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant earlier, and tell the server that you'll tip

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<v Speaker 2>them extra if he says this establishment only splits checks

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<v Speaker 2>for multiple couples. We only split checks when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to multiple couples. It's a two part attack because they're'd

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<v Speaker 2>be so surprised because that's the exact opposite of what

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<v Speaker 2>a place would say. They're not gonna don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>to say, and they won't want to anyway because they

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<v Speaker 2>look like whiners, you know, and nobody wants.

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<v Speaker 1>That I've been doing it wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>The irony if they look like whiners? Whyos I whiners?

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<v Speaker 2>Well you've been doing what wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Win? In that scenario, what do you do? I usually

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<v Speaker 1>just go, hey, man, you're drinking a whole boatload of booze.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not, and I'm not paying for your booze.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm drinking at ic tea right, yeah, that, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>having a long Island ice g Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's three forty nine, yours is thirteen forty nine. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't that good at math, but I'm good enough

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<v Speaker 1>to know that's not a good deal. No, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Just get there early, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming you're doing big candy bars again this Halloween.

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<v Speaker 2>With the economy the way it is, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>we can this year. No, if you remember, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>do big candy bars. I do cases of big candy

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<v Speaker 2>bars for each kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh how can we forget? Yeah? Yes, it's full palettes

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<v Speaker 1>brought in.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this year to make up for other you know,

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<v Speaker 2>people that are like this person. You're dealing with tough

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<v Speaker 2>times because the economy is bad. I totally get that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking of doing those massive ones you see at

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<v Speaker 2>a convenience store.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like the five pounds cups.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like the big old you'll see it usually a

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<v Speaker 2>rice crispy tree or hershey Bars.

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you that photo you posted last year

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<v Speaker 1>of the cargo net around the cases of the Rees's

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<v Speaker 1>and hershey Bars hanging below the Sikorski dropping it onto

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<v Speaker 1>your lavish estate. Yeah, that was impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like a food drop and third world

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<v Speaker 2>company country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But this is a good way.

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<v Speaker 2>For the life coach to give back to the community,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, give the little kids what they want.

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<v Speaker 1>Full case of candy. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus it's a nice write off. And my friend in

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<v Speaker 2>the neighborhoods a dentist, so we have a side deal going, gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a win win, win win, if you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. Sure ELC recently wait ELC recently received just

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<v Speaker 2>under a hundred thousand dollars in inheritance that the wife

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't know about. Okay, look, never repeat those words, never

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<v Speaker 2>even type those words, because she doesn't need to know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you've heard of the need to know basis, right, you're

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<v Speaker 2>on a need to know basis.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not.

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<v Speaker 2>But ironically, the old life coach uh happens to be

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<v Speaker 2>your running a special right now for jr O listeners,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, is it's one hundred and one Life Coach

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<v Speaker 2>question or sessions for just under one hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally there are a thousand each.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, how thoughtful of you Life, Hey man, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>there for the community. Girlfriend. H I'll see, girlfriend started

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping with my dad. Should we just tag team together

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<v Speaker 2>and call it a day?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a great way to keep that white

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<v Speaker 2>trash of train rolling right there.

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<v Speaker 1>This whole genre on porn hub here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Springer's high five of you from his gravery.

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<v Speaker 1>Now keeping the dream alive. How are we doing on time? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You get time to squeeze in one or maybe two? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll call it after This.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog stares at me while I'm on the phone Life Coach,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm starting to feel rude. Oh you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>when you're there with your kids and they're on the

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<v Speaker 2>phone all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm starting to feel rude. Do you think he's

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<v Speaker 1>upset with me? Okay? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we go from one animal to another? Go from

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<v Speaker 2>a dog to a rat. Who gives a rat's ass?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dog, right? They just spend a large person

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<v Speaker 2>today licking themselves. So you think he cares about your feelings,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's doing that in front of you, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>Just does it because he can. I had a client

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<v Speaker 2>like that. Old took out a couple of ribs trick.

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<v Speaker 2>You know sure, I'm not talking about spare ribs. You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta get rolling, man, All right, where's your Uh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>All right? There he goes. Uh. The world renowned l C.

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