Speaker 1: Need advice.
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Speaker 1: brought you by Petties Meat. State Road four thirty four
Speaker 1: and Longwood, just west of I four, a location that
Speaker 1: knows you well. I'll see.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love that place. Never been to Petties
Speaker 2: tell you all the time. Walk in there, go directly
Speaker 2: to the back left of the store and pour yourself
Speaker 2: in ice cold draft beer. By the way, it's free,
Speaker 2: and then peruse all the goods, high quality.
Speaker 1: Meats, freshly prepared sides, get a bakery full offering of
Speaker 1: wine and beer.
Speaker 2: And I had to miss the wine tasting this weekend.
Speaker 2: I almost got stuck in the keys. Actually wait, wait what.
Speaker 1: Down there for Fantasy Fast? Thank you? Thank you Petties.
Speaker 1: By the way, now hold on just a second, so
Speaker 1: I won't be at their wine parties in Ormo? Do
Speaker 1: you the guy I work with, ironically, I missed work
Speaker 1: on Monday because he was stuck in the keys because
Speaker 1: of Fantasy Fest missed his flight.
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, it's the kind of stuff that happens
Speaker 2: down there.
Speaker 1: Now, what happened to you? How could you get stuck.
Speaker 1: You own your own Sikorski helicopter, for crying out loud,
Speaker 1: couldn't take it down there.
Speaker 2: I had to take a jet because you know, they
Speaker 2: just have the airport and they don't want a big
Speaker 2: beast of a chopper there like that.
Speaker 1: So I made it. Though. I thought a guy like
Speaker 1: you would have a private landing strip somewhere Hellipad.
Speaker 2: I saw a few private landing strips while I was
Speaker 2: there for Fantasy Fest.
Speaker 1: I never knew you were a Fantasy Fest type. Do
Speaker 1: you own leather chaps? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I can go down there and pick up
Speaker 2: some good counseling or some whack out people there.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? ELC need your help.
Speaker 2: LCTV went for a massage and the masseuse immediate at
Speaker 2: least started taking off my pants. Right then the cops
Speaker 2: came in and raided the place. I was truly just
Speaker 2: going for a normal massage. Now the wife wants to
Speaker 2: leave me. Oh yeah, we all go for normal massages.
Speaker 2: That's why when the life coach gets one done, you
Speaker 2: have a you go to the massuse's private residence. Okay,
Speaker 2: not the ones with the black windows that you drive by. Yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly that's always a red flag. The black dout windows.
Speaker 2: If those blackout windows don't scream, five guys in there
Speaker 2: with their pants off, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What does we go to, Elsie?
Speaker 2: We go to dinner with a few other couples that
Speaker 2: always want to pay the bill together. I like the
Speaker 2: credit card split. Problem is they drink a lot and
Speaker 2: we don't.
Speaker 1: What do you? Uh?
Speaker 2: What do we do not to look cheap? Uh see,
Speaker 2: don't split the check drinkers. That's tough for certain people.
Speaker 2: But fortunately you have the life coach, the services one.
Speaker 2: So here's what you do. Come off your wallet, your
Speaker 2: chief bastard, No, get there earlier, right, You get to
Speaker 2: the restaurant earlier, and tell the server that you'll tip
Speaker 2: them extra if he says this establishment only splits checks
Speaker 2: for multiple couples. We only split checks when it comes
Speaker 2: to multiple couples. It's a two part attack because they're'd
Speaker 2: be so surprised because that's the exact opposite of what
Speaker 2: a place would say. They're not gonna don't know what
Speaker 2: to say, and they won't want to anyway because they
Speaker 2: look like whiners, you know, and nobody wants.
Speaker 1: That I've been doing it wrong.
Speaker 2: The irony if they look like whiners? Whyos I whiners?
Speaker 2: Well you've been doing what wrong?
Speaker 1: Win? In that scenario, what do you do? I usually
Speaker 1: just go, hey, man, you're drinking a whole boatload of booze.
Speaker 1: I'm not, and I'm not paying for your booze.
Speaker 2: I'm drinking at ic tea right, yeah, that, and you're
Speaker 2: having a long Island ice g Right.
Speaker 1: Mine's three forty nine, yours is thirteen forty nine. Huh.
Speaker 1: I wasn't that good at math, but I'm good enough
Speaker 1: to know that's not a good deal. No, you don't
Speaker 1: do that. Just get there early, Elsie.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you're doing big candy bars again this Halloween.
Speaker 2: With the economy the way it is, I don't think
Speaker 2: we can this year. No, if you remember, I don't
Speaker 2: do big candy bars. I do cases of big candy
Speaker 2: bars for each kid.
Speaker 1: Oh how can we forget? Yeah? Yes, it's full palettes
Speaker 1: brought in.
Speaker 2: I think this year to make up for other you know,
Speaker 2: people that are like this person. You're dealing with tough
Speaker 2: times because the economy is bad. I totally get that.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of doing those massive ones you see at
Speaker 2: a convenience store.
Speaker 1: You know, like the five pounds cups.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the big old you'll see it usually a
Speaker 2: rice crispy tree or hershey Bars.
Speaker 1: I will tell you that photo you posted last year
Speaker 1: of the cargo net around the cases of the Rees's
Speaker 1: and hershey Bars hanging below the Sikorski dropping it onto
Speaker 1: your lavish estate. Yeah, that was impressive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a food drop and third world
Speaker 2: company country.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But this is a good way.
Speaker 2: For the life coach to give back to the community,
Speaker 2: you know, give the little kids what they want.
Speaker 1: Full case of candy. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plus it's a nice write off. And my friend in
Speaker 2: the neighborhoods a dentist, so we have a side deal going, gotcha.
Speaker 2: It's a win win, win win, if you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Sure ELC recently wait ELC recently received just
Speaker 2: under a hundred thousand dollars in inheritance that the wife
Speaker 2: doesn't know about. Okay, look, never repeat those words, never
Speaker 2: even type those words, because she doesn't need to know. Okay,
Speaker 2: you've heard of the need to know basis, right, you're
Speaker 2: on a need to know basis.
Speaker 1: She's not.
Speaker 2: But ironically, the old life coach uh happens to be
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Speaker 1: Normally there are a thousand each.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, how thoughtful of you Life, Hey man, I'm
Speaker 2: there for the community. Girlfriend. H I'll see, girlfriend started
Speaker 2: sleeping with my dad. Should we just tag team together
Speaker 2: and call it a day?
Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 1: You get time to squeeze in one or maybe two? Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll call it after This.
Speaker 2: Dog stares at me while I'm on the phone Life Coach,
Speaker 2: and I'm starting to feel rude. Oh you know, like
Speaker 2: when you're there with your kids and they're on the
Speaker 2: phone all the time.
Speaker 1: So I'm starting to feel rude. Do you think he's
Speaker 1: upset with me? Okay? Wow?
Speaker 2: Can we go from one animal to another? Go from
Speaker 2: a dog to a rat. Who gives a rat's ass?
Speaker 2: It's a dog, right? They just spend a large person
Speaker 2: today licking themselves. So you think he cares about your feelings,
Speaker 2: but he's doing that in front of you, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Just does it because he can. I had a client
Speaker 2: like that. Old took out a couple of ribs trick.
Speaker 2: You know sure, I'm not talking about spare ribs. You
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