WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:03.160 I'm so glad that most of you were out yesterday 2 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:05.679 for a national holiday because the show that we did 3 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:08.320 yesterday was not Hall of Fame worthy. 4 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:10.039 Oh and I don't think this one's going to be 5 00:00:10.119 --> 00:00:10.560 much better. 6 00:00:10.599 --> 00:00:13.519 Well, I will say this tick higher, just to tick higher. 7 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:16.920 We are we're dragging ass still and mentally even not 8 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:19.640 that we were mental giants to begin with, but we're 9 00:00:19.679 --> 00:00:22.359 not all there. We're not back to where we were. 10 00:00:23.559 --> 00:00:27.039 And it hit me on the way home yesterday. We 11 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:29.239 had Kenny Wayne Shephard on that was that was one 12 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:30.199 good part of the show. 13 00:00:30.359 --> 00:00:32.000 Was one that was the only. 14 00:00:31.839 --> 00:00:32.640 Good part of the show. 15 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:33.960 Yeah, But. 16 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:39.280 Because I was not thinking straight, I meant to add 17 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:43.719 because Mel Gibson, his daughter married Kenny Wayne Shepherd and 18 00:00:43.719 --> 00:00:46.520 they've been married for years and years and years. So 19 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:49.039 I wanted to ask him about Mel Gibson as a 20 00:00:49.079 --> 00:00:51.280 father in law, I bet And I wanted to say, Hey, 21 00:00:52.159 --> 00:00:53.920 do you guys ever go and see your father in 22 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:56.920 law Mel Gibson and take the grandkids? And when you 23 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.840 leave and go home, does he ever call you and 24 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:01.159 go could be by my family? 25 00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:04.599 I bet you that's an intense father in law. 26 00:01:04.719 --> 00:01:07.760 Can you imagine? No, I couldn't either. 27 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:10.719 Oh boy, I didn't know that. Thanks for dropping the 28 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:12.599 ball on that, because that had been a great addition 29 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:14.560 to the interview. The interview was great. 30 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:17.560 Yeah, no, you know that was like my I was 31 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:19.239 getting ready to ask and you did that. Let me 32 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:21.280 ask one more question, and I forgot to ask it. 33 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:24.799 Oh I'm sorry. It was my fault. Well is that? 34 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:28.719 Did you see how he did that? Just it's he forgot, 35 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:32.000 But it's my fault. He forgot, he's deflecting response. 36 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:34.719 No listen, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 37 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:39.000 no listen. When journalists, we never ever point fingers when 38 00:01:39.040 --> 00:01:42.599 a misteak is made. But yes, it was your fault. 39 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:45.400 When you point fingers in people, there's three fingers pointing 40 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:51.840 back at you. There's stuff you tell your seven year 41 00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:54.799 old that you never repeat again. And remember when you 42 00:01:54.799 --> 00:01:56.280 pointed somebody. 43 00:01:56.200 --> 00:01:58.319 What's the THUMBM doing? Point at me? What's your thumb? 44 00:01:58.319 --> 00:02:00.760 Do? Wait a minute? Pointing? 45 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:01.560 Okay, so you got. 46 00:02:01.519 --> 00:02:03.799 Two three, I got three pointing at me and you. 47 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:07.560 Got two pointing me your thumb and your Yeah, I 48 00:02:07.640 --> 00:02:08.039 guess so. 49 00:02:08.080 --> 00:02:10.599 Right, all right, I don't know if either one of 50 00:02:10.599 --> 00:02:12.719 you all saw that darn plane crash last night. I 51 00:02:12.719 --> 00:02:14.759 don't know what's going on. It's the third plane crash 52 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:16.360 in like three weeks. It's crazy. 53 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:19.199 I don't think I'm going to Mexico this year. That 54 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:21.120 didn't get this crap straight in out look. 55 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:23.919 Obviously we're not aviators, but that thing seemed like it 56 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:25.879 was coming out of the sky pretty quickly and it 57 00:02:26.039 --> 00:02:31.360 belly flopped onto the runway. It is an absolute miracle 58 00:02:31.560 --> 00:02:37.319 of God what happened yesterday on that tarmac. I mean 59 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:42.120 it belly flopped, burst into flames, flipped over, and no 60 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:47.000 one was injured. Like what the hell of a story 61 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:48.120 wouldn't It's crazy? 62 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:51.520 So what do you do? What's what's pro After you 63 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:53.719 survived like that? Do you go straight to the airport bar? 64 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:56.599 Yes, of course, I don't care if you're sober for 65 00:02:56.639 --> 00:02:59.080 twenty years, God say go get a drink. 66 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:00.599 First thing you do is attorney. 67 00:03:00.639 --> 00:03:01.199 Didn't say that. 68 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:02.919 The first thing you do is call an attorney. 69 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:05.879 No, yeah, because you grab your neck right. 70 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:07.319 And you call an attorney and then you go to 71 00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:08.840 the bar. And so they meet me the airport bar, 72 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:11.960 neck and back. Oh yeah, you grab both of them. 73 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:15.240 Thank you. But the people, the people that were getting 74 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:17.120 that were still on the plane waiting to get off, 75 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:19.560 because I mean I'd have been I'd have helped whoever 76 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:21.400 couldn't get out, because I didn't even think about the 77 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:23.400 weight of yourself because you were upside down. The guy 78 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:26.520 that was talking said, we hit. We knew it was bad, 79 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:28.680 and the next thing you know, you don't know because 80 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:30.479 you're just upside down now and now the ceiling is 81 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:33.240 the floor. But the weight of your own body on 82 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:35.080 the belt, like, that's not going to be easy to 83 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:38.159 get unbuckled, right, so you got to deal with that. 84 00:03:38.199 --> 00:03:40.120 And he goes, once that happens. 85 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:43.479 Well, wait a minute, no, wait, wait a minute, those 86 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:45.479 seat belts you just pull that lever to the side 87 00:03:45.520 --> 00:03:46.400 that dislodges. 88 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:48.439 Okay, I've never done it, so I'm going to assume 89 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:49.319 it's a little difficult. 90 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:52.039 Well, in airplane crash school, we had that at all, right, 91 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:54.400 we did what we did. It was I had it 92 00:03:54.439 --> 00:04:00.039 after English and before mathematics, and we used to do that. 93 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:04.240 And even in the eighties, those seat belts we could release. 94 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:07.800 Uh, But the people that pulled their phones out and 95 00:04:07.800 --> 00:04:11.240 started to video, like, who are you keep your phone 96 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:13.599 in your pocket and get your ass off the plane 97 00:04:13.919 --> 00:04:15.159 because it's on fire. 98 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:19.040 Wes Henderson's made a post yesterday. Wes Henderson from True 99 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:22.360 Story Bourbon He posted yesterday and go, hey, just so 100 00:04:22.399 --> 00:04:24.560 you know, if if I'm ever in a plane crash 101 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:26.759 and that happens, and you're in front of me and 102 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:30.199 you're videoing or getting your luggage out of the overhead, 103 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:32.240 I'm running the blank over you. 104 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:34.639 I agree with that, of course absolutely. 105 00:04:35.439 --> 00:04:38.199 I'll say this. I'm already afraid of flying as it is. 106 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:40.439 I'n't been on a plane in at least fifteen years, 107 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:43.639 and everything that's happened so far in twenty twenty five 108 00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:46.439 has not done anything to help coddle that. 109 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:49.519 No, it's been all this has happened in like a 110 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:50.720 span of what four weeks. 111 00:04:50.959 --> 00:04:56.319 Okay, the basic design of an airplane hasn't changed. Now, 112 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:58.439 you can put as many computers on there as you want, 113 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:03.279 right right, The basic design of thrust, the wings, the flaps, 114 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:06.920 that is all the same concepts for the last eighty years. 115 00:05:07.160 --> 00:05:10.959 Like that, those engineering concepts have not changed. It goes 116 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:12.600 still basic stuff. 117 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:16.120 It goes right back to the very first one with 118 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:20.079 Wilbur and Orville Bread and Backer with just the two wings. 119 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:22.160 The design has not changed. 120 00:05:22.199 --> 00:05:24.439 They turned in their popcorn makers and do it. They 121 00:05:24.439 --> 00:05:25.639 did into an airplane. 122 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.800 Well, they sold their popcorn business. Yeah, and then Orville 123 00:05:29.040 --> 00:05:30.120 bread Brocker got it back. 124 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:33.920 But I don't discount your fear of that because you're 125 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:36.959 just a smart person. You're like, well, this is basic stuff. 126 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:40.399 Why put your life in God's hands if you will, 127 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:42.800 because that's what you're doing. You have zero control once 128 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:45.439 you go into the airport and give your bags away 129 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:46.319 and go through TSA. 130 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:48.920 No, that's true. No, that's true. You have, yes, but 131 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:51.040 it's still a thousand times safer than getting the car 132 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:53.360 and driving. It's still a thousand times true. 133 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:55.439 But I've heard that a million times. 134 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:58.240 Yeah, but when you look at the odds of how 135 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:04.439 many planes have taken off daily annually and how many 136 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:08.079 the amount of incidents, it's I mean, it's a miracle. 137 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:10.480 Well the miracle was in the eighties. Let's just figure 138 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:13.759 it out. Because those guys were drunk, coked up, Like 139 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:16.560 how many I mean the eighties were party central. How 140 00:06:16.560 --> 00:06:21.519 many of these pilots and stewardesses or flight attendants. 141 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:24.279 I wish And there was a time, there was a 142 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:28.000 time where United Parcel Service would take their seven to 143 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:31.519 twenty sevens. Yeah, and they would install seats in them 144 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:34.399 and run them for commercial flight. 145 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:36.680 Yeah yeah, yeah, that lasted very short period of time. 146 00:06:36.800 --> 00:06:39.399 But I got to tell you I never felt safer 147 00:06:39.439 --> 00:06:43.800 than I did when I flew on a UPS personnel flight. Yeah, 148 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:46.439 because I worked at UPS. And let me tell you, 149 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:50.480 if there's just one minor, one minor little thing, unload 150 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:52.519 the hoe down plane, Let's get it to another one. 151 00:06:53.639 --> 00:06:55.959 They're second to none when it comes to prevent a maintenance. 152 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:59.519 Let's go about with another disaster. And again, thoughts and 153 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:03.240 prayers everybody on that plane. But I mean this, watch 154 00:07:03.279 --> 00:07:06.120 the video and go, that's a miracle. No one was killed, 155 00:07:06.240 --> 00:07:08.079 much less really injured. They were like, yeah, I sent 156 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:11.199 a couple of people to the hospital, but nothing with serious, 157 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:13.720 nothing but sprains and stuff. That's crazy, all right. So 158 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:15.879 the second thing is these floodings. I don't know if 159 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:20.839 you're following eastern Kentucky. So the temperatures are insane, and 160 00:07:20.879 --> 00:07:25.839 fourteen deaths in Kentucky alone and swept away. You're watching 161 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:29.800 video of these mudslides, and these whole little towns, these 162 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:32.680 you know, and towns are like these streets. I just 163 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:34.560 pull up and there's businesses on the street. The back 164 00:07:34.600 --> 00:07:38.000 half of it is just gone. It's crazy. This is 165 00:07:38.040 --> 00:07:41.560 the same area where twenty eighteen. Yeah, it's just six 166 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:45.279 or seven years ago man was wiped out. Remember Caliperry 167 00:07:45.399 --> 00:07:48.639 was doing all those telethons and stuff. It's just like 168 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:51.399 that wasn't too long ago. It's crazy, and. 169 00:07:51.399 --> 00:07:53.920 Six years I could promise you not all the damage 170 00:07:53.920 --> 00:07:54.600 has been repaired. 171 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:59.560 Since you know, no host towns disappeared and they don't 172 00:07:59.560 --> 00:07:59.959 come back. 173 00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:02.959 I will say that I always take sixty four and 174 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:06.360 get off of the third Street ramp. Yeah, and I 175 00:08:06.399 --> 00:08:08.439 did this morning. It was jam packed. And the reason 176 00:08:08.480 --> 00:08:11.120 was jam packed is they have where you can't take 177 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:11.920 a rite now. 178 00:08:13.079 --> 00:08:15.160 Uh yeah, so you have to go straight. 179 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:17.040 You have to go straight. So I'm wondering if they're 180 00:08:17.079 --> 00:08:19.639 expecting the floodwaters to keep creeping up. 181 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:21.399 Yeah, just be patient out there if you're stuck in 182 00:08:21.480 --> 00:08:22.920 all that. And I get it. There was a wreck 183 00:08:22.959 --> 00:08:25.360 on Waterston Express Fighter around Thereckaridge Lane exit and then 184 00:08:25.399 --> 00:08:27.240 they shut down the tails will exit. It was crazy. 185 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:29.160 So I think they're opening all that up now, So 186 00:08:29.279 --> 00:08:31.759 just be patient, and we're sorry that you're you're stuck 187 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:34.440 in all that. Today's a big day for me. 188 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:38.879 Oh did you get like a Catholic People's Award at 189 00:08:38.879 --> 00:08:42.080 the Catholic People's Society last night. 190 00:08:42.120 --> 00:08:42.759 It was a good time. 191 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:43.440 It looked fun. 192 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:45.360 You're such a jerk. 193 00:08:45.679 --> 00:08:49.039 Everybody in suits and you know it looked it look 194 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:49.879 look look great. 195 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:51.399 It was a fifteen priests there. 196 00:08:51.840 --> 00:08:54.879 Oh you didn't mention that. Oh well, now it's a party. 197 00:08:54.600 --> 00:08:58.600 The party with the priests. Yeah, today, do you cuss 198 00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:03.639 around the priest? The priest costs more than I depends 199 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:09.679 on what Brandy, sir. I love all my priests. They're awesome. Okay, 200 00:09:09.759 --> 00:09:12.720 So I'm today, I get my I get my toto 201 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:18.039 aquala aquala for toilet, my toilet. 202 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:18.679 Today or something. 203 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:23.000 That's right. You have no idea what this toilet is, 204 00:09:23.039 --> 00:09:26.399 no idea. This toilet has an air dryer. It's this. 205 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:29.480 This is like the space honest, two thousands. 206 00:09:29.919 --> 00:09:33.639 Yes, this day. He's been coming for weeks and I 207 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:35.519 was supposed to get it last week, but of course 208 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:37.480 I had the flu and I was like, damn it. 209 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:40.120 He's excited about it. 210 00:09:40.159 --> 00:09:41.639 I'm just toilet fired up. 211 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:43.519 Hey, John, you know what I'm gonna do, though? 212 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:44.320 What are you gonna do. 213 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:46.600 I'm gonna go over there and use it and that 214 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:49.039 way every time he sits down on it. Fact, damn it. 215 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:52.159 You know you're not allowed anywhere this toilet. 216 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:53.360 I'm gonna go sit on it. 217 00:09:53.679 --> 00:09:55.240 I'm putting a dead bolt on the No. 218 00:09:55.240 --> 00:09:58.519 No, I'm gonna have Jackie and I'm taking a picture 219 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:00.600 of me sitting on that toilet, and it's going to 220 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:01.759 ruin it for you for life. 221 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:05.519 The Total Aquala four. This thing has a vortex. The 222 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:09.600 bowl is shaped differently to where it's a vortex flush, 223 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:11.320 so you don't get that under where you know how 224 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.639 you got clean underneath their No, it's gone. It's a 225 00:10:13.720 --> 00:10:17.720 vortex gone. So then they have the warm bidet and 226 00:10:17.759 --> 00:10:22.440 then an air dryer for your there you go, you heine, yes, 227 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:24.799 And there's two different settings for a girl and a boy. 228 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:26.559 So girls have different parts. I didn't know if y'all 229 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:28.600 need that. Who whoa whoa whoa back up? Whoa whoa whoa. 230 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:32.679 Wos have different bikini parts than bathing suit parts. Y wow. 231 00:10:32.759 --> 00:10:34.679 So then you have two different buttons, so one looks 232 00:10:34.720 --> 00:10:36.320 like it has you know, long hair, it's a girl, 233 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:38.440 and then the boy has short hair. So you just 234 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:40.919 push the button whichever, and you set the temperature, and 235 00:10:40.960 --> 00:10:44.000 then how much do you want the air dryer on 236 00:10:44.039 --> 00:10:46.840 your uh? On your Why? 237 00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:48.919 I guess that would have a lot to do with 238 00:10:48.919 --> 00:10:50.080 how you're groomed as well. 239 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:55.159 Right, the Toto aquala four? 240 00:10:55.360 --> 00:10:56.679 Right? How long it is? 241 00:10:56.919 --> 00:10:58.759 Uh BK plumbing. 242 00:10:59.000 --> 00:10:59.120 Uh. 243 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:03.159 I'm excited they're coming today. I'm just so. 244 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:08.279 My wife was in there five minutes later. The hell's 245 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:10.960 taking her along. Well, she's a big fan of the sixties. 246 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.519 I'm telling you, when you get. 247 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:18.240 To good Lord, we got electricity, Bill John and Susan 248 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:19.080 whitting out of that thing. 249 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:22.240 You get to a certain age as a man, these 250 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:24.879 are like the happiest days of your life. I could 251 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:26.840 toil it now. And you're about to have a kid. 252 00:11:26.919 --> 00:11:28.639 Let me tell you, the only private time you will 253 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:30.480 ever have is when you're. 254 00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:30.960 In the bathroom. 255 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:33.200 I feel like, even when you have like a crawler, 256 00:11:33.240 --> 00:11:35.159 though that's probably not the case. They're always trying to 257 00:11:35.159 --> 00:11:35.759 get in there with. 258 00:11:35.759 --> 00:11:36.399 No no, no, no no. 259 00:11:36.440 --> 00:11:38.639 Sometimes when my wife is talking to me, like we're 260 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:40.840 in the kitchen or whatever, I'm sitting there having my coffee. 261 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:43.639 You know, it's peaceful and it's quiet. I'm looking out 262 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:47.120 on the backyard, reflecting on my life, and here she 263 00:11:47.240 --> 00:11:50.080 comes talking about whatever the hellse she's talking about. Sometimes 264 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:52.080 I'll just get up and walk and stand in our 265 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:52.919 hallway bathroom. 266 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:56.159 No, no, no, you you sense it and you go. Are 267 00:11:56.200 --> 00:11:57.200 you outside the door? 268 00:11:57.759 --> 00:11:58.159 Yes? 269 00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:00.120 Get away from the door. 270 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.320 Caps, the privat Can I just be in here? 271 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:03.440 What do eat? 272 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:03.679 What? 273 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:10.440 So? No? The Toto Aquala four is being installed today. 274 00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:12.480 Hang on one second, I can't wait. 275 00:12:12.960 --> 00:12:14.159 Oh they just contacted me. 276 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:16.559 No they didn't. They did, And no they did not. 277 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:17.679 Which one did you get? 278 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:19.279 I got the Aqua four. 279 00:12:19.559 --> 00:12:20.960 They're giving me the Aqua five. 280 00:12:21.039 --> 00:12:23.120 That's not true. Wow, that's not true. 281 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:26.080 Yeah, hang on, they say that type. They say this 282 00:12:26.159 --> 00:12:27.879 is even better than Tony's. 283 00:12:28.279 --> 00:12:28.840 That's not what. 284 00:12:29.240 --> 00:12:32.440 Oh my gosh, so these features? Wow, okay, and mine 285 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:36.799 gets Oh mine's being installed right now before Tony's. Wow. 286 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:38.080 This is a great day for me too. 287 00:12:38.279 --> 00:12:41.360 John yours has robot arms that comes out and combs 288 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:43.679 your hair while you're it does you. 289 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:46.039 You you're you're making fun. But you know what. The 290 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:48.679 seat goes up, there's a light. It's all this stuff 291 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:51.840 is on this thing. This is the space shuttle of toilets. 292 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:54.200 I'm so excited. I get that today. 293 00:12:54.320 --> 00:12:56.559 Does it does it also have where like it warms 294 00:12:56.559 --> 00:12:58.759 your behind while you're sitting on the sea. 295 00:12:58.720 --> 00:12:59.960 Is warm, the seat is heated. 296 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:02.240 Okay? Does that have an audio function where when you're 297 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:03.240 going to the bathrooms going? 298 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:05.320 How long until you can start putting these in your 299 00:13:05.399 --> 00:13:07.279 vehicles that you don't have to stop and use the restaurant? 300 00:13:07.279 --> 00:13:10.480 You think about it? Think about underneath the car that holds. 301 00:13:10.279 --> 00:13:13.720 Off John, I go with the see in my room, 302 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:16.240 I have a pe tumbler and I also have a 303 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:22.039 traveling pee tumbler. Yeah, did you say something, mister tuberculosis? 304 00:13:22.159 --> 00:13:26.759 No, I'm sorry, I'm a lunger still tony tuberculos. Hey 305 00:13:27.120 --> 00:13:29.519 Dwight's or Dave's out feeling under the weather. 306 00:13:29.799 --> 00:13:31.840 Of all the nerve for him to call him sick? 307 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:36.240 What do we even consider him a team player? 308 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:36.360 Now? 309 00:13:36.519 --> 00:13:39.080 Like we you know, we give and give and give, 310 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:41.480 and then this guy come in. I'm sick. 311 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:45.879 The nerve of that guy seriously unbelievable. Two days in 312 00:13:45.879 --> 00:13:46.200 a row. 313 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:49.919 Oh my god, you're right, all right? 314 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:54.600 Before we go to the joke to Jule, David Keeling, 315 00:13:56.000 --> 00:13:59.720 Louisville's own David Keeley nominated by President Trump to lead 316 00:13:59.759 --> 00:14:03.799 the OSHA Elite OSHA. Yeah, you've seen that. That's crazy. 317 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:07.240 Louisville boy. He was at UPS and Amazon. We need 318 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:08.200 to get this guy on the air. 319 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:12.279 Yes, our friend Matt mccuriro texted us his number. Oh 320 00:14:12.279 --> 00:14:14.200 he did, Yeah, we got it. Wait until he gets confirmed. 321 00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:15.679 When did he do that? Or he texted you. 322 00:14:15.679 --> 00:14:16.360 When we had the flu? 323 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:18.039 No, you were I was out of it. 324 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:20.200 I got so. I tried not to read people's text 325 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:22.600 while I had the flu. Yeah, and the ones I did, 326 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:25.960 I said, hey, my fevers one on two point seven. 327 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:28.840 I'm gonna forget this. Will you retext me next week? 328 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:30.360 I went back and looked at some of them. 329 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:33.279 At least I have the the ones that follow up 330 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:36.519 after you say, look, I have the flu and pneumonia 331 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:38.879 and I'm hallucinating right now, so I'm out of it, 332 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:41.480 And then they follow up with questions, Okay, when you 333 00:14:41.519 --> 00:14:43.240 get better, can you answer these questions? 334 00:14:43.279 --> 00:14:47.559 You mean, Debbie, And you're like, because I got that 335 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:50.919 to this people are on the list now, Debbie, I 336 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:52.559 got the flu. There's no way I won't remember this 337 00:14:52.679 --> 00:14:55.440 most people. Okay, Babby, we'll just blah blah blah blah 338 00:14:55.440 --> 00:14:55.840 blah blah. 339 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:58.000 People just go, oh, I'm so sorry, I get hurt 340 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:00.120 and that's it. That's it, or even not even to 341 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:01.720 say anything back, which is great. No. 342 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:03.559 I had three or four of them say okay, I 343 00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:06.000 understand that, but when can you record that commercial? 344 00:15:06.039 --> 00:15:11.600 Yeah, well that's nice. How does that affect me? Okay, 345 00:15:12.559 --> 00:15:15.600 let's do the joke as your and then we have 346 00:15:15.679 --> 00:15:18.159 a busy show today, including the mayor, and he's bringing 347 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:23.600 his wife, Rachel. Rachel's coming in, Rachel Greenbee. We're gonna 348 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:25.639 give him a little quiz. See how well they know 349 00:15:25.720 --> 00:15:26.080 each other? 350 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:30.039 Is there like a whole will they won't they? But 351 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:32.759 going on between me and no no, okay. 352 00:15:32.519 --> 00:15:36.279 No, no, sure, I'll let you know after they leave. 353 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:41.240 Hey, foulas. Matt's dad picked him up from school to 354 00:15:41.279 --> 00:15:43.799 take him to a dental appointment. You know what time 355 00:15:43.840 --> 00:15:44.799 his dental appointment was? 356 00:15:44.919 --> 00:15:45.159 What? 357 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:52.559 Two thirty? Well, add a joke. His dad picks him 358 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:57.440 up and take him to the disappointment. He's supposed to 359 00:15:57.440 --> 00:16:00.679 go to school play play practice. Oh yeah yeah this 360 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:03.039 dad said, Uh so did you get a part in 361 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:07.440 the school play? Matt enthusiastically announced, yeah, I got a part. 362 00:16:07.480 --> 00:16:09.720 I play a part of a man that's been married 363 00:16:09.759 --> 00:16:13.440 for twenty years. That's when the dad says, that's great, son. 364 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:15.639 Keep up the work. Before you know it, you'll get 365 00:16:15.639 --> 00:16:16.559 a speaking. 366 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:20.240 Part that is not bad. 367 00:16:20.360 --> 00:16:21.039 You don't get to. 368 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:21.759 I'll take it. 369 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:23.440 I'll take it. 370 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:26.039 That is your joke of the day. February eighteenth, twenty 371 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:29.480 twenty five. Vacation out there. Slow your car down. Yeah, 372 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:30.320 it's be more careful. 373 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:35.559 It's me and me and Tony and John. But Dave 374 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:36.399 called him sick. 375 00:16:39.120 --> 00:16:43.879 The Toto Aquaa four the total akule five. No I 376 00:16:43.879 --> 00:16:48.120 got out five, liar, I'm not news radio eight forty. 377 00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:48.759 Who do we have? 378 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:50.360 We have Allen Electric, Oh, Allen. 379 00:16:50.240 --> 00:16:52.960 Electric six three six Help is the phone number. Give 380 00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:56.000 them a call, residential electricians. They'll take care of any 381 00:16:56.080 --> 00:16:58.159 you need. Sometimes it's the same day they're like, I'm 382 00:16:58.200 --> 00:17:00.639 down the street. I'll send somebody over to the house 383 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:02.759 to fix whatever you is. A ceiling fan, there's a 384 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:05.079 light fixture, you want to change something up in the bathroom, 385 00:17:05.119 --> 00:17:07.640 whatever it is, All Electric will take care of you. 386 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:10.279 Out Electric sixty three six Help is the phone number. 387 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:15.240 And of course they are official generack generator folks that 388 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:16.960 work on them and install them. They went up to 389 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:19.000 Indiana to the plant to learn how to do that. 390 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:21.960 So if you're gonna get one of those generator generators 391 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:24.000 that run your entire house, you got to go with 392 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:27.000 out electric. Six three six help is the number? Back 393 00:17:27.000 --> 00:17:31.200 after this Sun News Radio eight forty in whs. 394 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:34.599 Watch me dance? Look at this? See now throwing this 395 00:17:34.680 --> 00:17:35.559 foot out right here? 396 00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:36.119 That's good. 397 00:17:36.279 --> 00:17:38.400 I'm skipping on this heel s right? How I do? 398 00:17:38.440 --> 00:17:41.599 Whould you learn that dance school at DAWs What was 399 00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:43.599 the name of the doss Was it Dass Breakers? 400 00:17:43.599 --> 00:17:47.319 As Breaker DAWs Breakers on the air? Hey, he's radio 401 00:17:47.319 --> 00:17:49.160