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<v Speaker 1>It's the JV and Sandy Show, and you can now

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<v Speaker 1>save us as a pre set on the iHeartRadio. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Austin Chady station one o three point one. The sun

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<v Speaker 1>is starting to set on her fifteen minutes of fame,

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<v Speaker 1>the hawk Tua Girl. I think her real name is

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<v Speaker 1>Haley something.

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<v Speaker 2>Hailey welch Right. I'm sad that I know that.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got something coming out, and I'm gonna do her

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<v Speaker 1>a favor and tell her just to skip to the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the road because I'm gonna tell her how

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<v Speaker 1>this ends in just a second. Thanks for being with us.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed most of the show, grab the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>version of the show. Also, I guess it was Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>when we did the thing about those two karaoke guys

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<v Speaker 1>doing the Sarah MacLachlan thing, and we said it was

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest thing we'd seen on the internet in years.

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<v Speaker 1>JB found it. You can see the video that we

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about and laughing about so hard on our

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<v Speaker 1>is the funniest thing that you will see in a long,

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<v Speaker 1>long time. I was editing that video together with us

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<v Speaker 1>in it and cracking up while I was watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hysterical all right, So, uh, hucktua chick Haley what welch

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<v Speaker 1>Hailey welch?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she's the chick that went viral on a

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<v Speaker 1>Man on the Street interview when she said, you have

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<v Speaker 1>spin on that thing? Right, yes, June.

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<v Speaker 2>Of last year.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it feels like a lot longer than that, and

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<v Speaker 3>then people forty million views of that video in a

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<v Speaker 3>matter of days.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty millions.

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<v Speaker 4>But this so weird is how money was just getting

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<v Speaker 4>thrown at her from all kinds of things. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>She instantly got an agent and got her own podcast

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<v Speaker 3>called Talk Tua.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say that it is a clever.

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<v Speaker 4>Name for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it was a fairly popular podcast. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it had the ledge.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think it's even out there anymore. So

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Okay, my faith in the American people

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<v Speaker 3>is restored because she's going away. She's not going away,

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<v Speaker 3>she's coming out with her own documentary.

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<v Speaker 2>She's back.

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<v Speaker 3>She's still clinging on to her fifteen minutes of fame.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like this is going to be very short

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<v Speaker 3>because the documentary is supposed to chronicle viral moment and

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<v Speaker 3>how it shot her into fame, and I was like, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Phil Like, it's a real short story.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just happened to be on a street outside of

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<v Speaker 3>a bar, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it really worthy of a documentary documentary? Then there's

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<v Speaker 4>the whole cryptocurrency scandal, which would be interesting to take

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<v Speaker 4>in her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a pump and dump scheme where she's got

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of people to buy it and then sold it.

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<v Speaker 3>And remember when she started getting slammed for it, She's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't really understand what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh life, it's not shocking. I know,

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<v Speaker 2>not shocking at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let me let me do hatey a favor here, Haley.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me if she was sitting here, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you how this ends for you. Maybe skip the documentary. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>see this movie, right, I've seen this movie. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you how this ends for you, Hayley.

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<v Speaker 1>It ends in porn. That's what's next for you, And

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<v Speaker 1>a drug addiction and probably a crappy boyfriend. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>this So let's skip the documentary and let's just get

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<v Speaker 1>right to the meat of this and it ends you

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<v Speaker 1>being a mattress actress. That's how this ends for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see how it goes any other way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't either.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like the cash me out girl from Doctor Bill.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's making like six million bucks a month on only

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<v Speaker 1>only fans, Yes, only fans, doing what only fans? Only fans.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's doing dirty stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember the girl on Doctor Phil cash me outside?

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<v Speaker 1>Now about that, you don't. You gotta remember her, that

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<v Speaker 1>little she thought, little white girl that thought she was

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<v Speaker 1>a gangster, and she was on She's like, catch me outside.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that fight? Going to fight somebody right now?

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<v Speaker 2>The cash outside? Whatever happened to honey boo boo?

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<v Speaker 1>Child?

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<v Speaker 2>Does she have a podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>She's fighting with mama, if Landry was here, if our

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<v Speaker 1>daughter was here. She tell you everything. That's oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>she's an expert.

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<v Speaker 2>And dance moms. We failed parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Their fat sisters, the fat sister.

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<v Speaker 3>She knows all about them, thousand pounds sisters who who

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<v Speaker 3>in order to they drink Sody's JB.

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<v Speaker 2>Sody's Sody pops clips that their mom told that on

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<v Speaker 2>their forehead.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, yeah, if.

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<v Speaker 3>They drink, if they eat anything, sugar. They can offset

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<v Speaker 3>the sugar by drinking a diet sodi.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that was a show. I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was just off clip. Our little white trash

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<v Speaker 1>daughter just sits in there in her room and watches

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<v Speaker 1>it on.

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<v Speaker 2>TV and talks to your white trash talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then talk my mom about it. They sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and talk about the and the ninety dight fiancees too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, it's really quite embarrassing my daughter and my

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<v Speaker 1>mother wants the tackiest television in the world. So my

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<v Speaker 1>mother when she's gone, that's what That's what Landry is

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<v Speaker 1>going to remember of Apple is her conversations about ninety

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<v Speaker 1>eight fiance the fat sisters and honey boo boo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's wow pie, not going to the zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing wholesome, just that very embarrassing, very embarrassing. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm spent. I'm done. Are Yeah, I'm done. Let's recap

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. So earlier Trisha told us, uh, what'd you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Forty billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty five billion dollars of projects are in the pipeline

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<v Speaker 3>for Austin, so much so that they've created their own

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<v Speaker 3>academy to train the people to do all the work

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<v Speaker 3>to keep the traffic from moving around for con.

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<v Speaker 1>Street festivals, moving out to the Hill Country Galleria this year,

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<v Speaker 1>first time ever away from Sixth Street. Also talked about

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff we'd love to come back from our childhood. JB.

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<v Speaker 4>Yours was Hot Wheel Rock, Hot Wheels, Rock and Sock

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<v Speaker 4>and Robots, Evil Knievel, Little Moto Guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Tricia yours was I.

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<v Speaker 3>Went the Mattel handheld football game and Jello, Pitt and

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<v Speaker 3>Pops to come back please, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Would like Stretch, Armstrong and Battleship the game. Thank you

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