Speaker 1: It's the JV and Sandy Show, and you can now
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Speaker 1: Austin Chady station one o three point one. The sun
Speaker 1: is starting to set on her fifteen minutes of fame,
Speaker 1: the hawk Tua Girl. I think her real name is
Speaker 1: Haley something.
Speaker 2: Hailey welch Right. I'm sad that I know that.
Speaker 1: She's got something coming out, and I'm gonna do her
Speaker 1: a favor and tell her just to skip to the
Speaker 1: end of the road because I'm gonna tell her how
Speaker 1: this ends in just a second. Thanks for being with us.
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Speaker 1: doing the Sarah MacLachlan thing, and we said it was
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Speaker 1: is the funniest thing that you will see in a long,
Speaker 1: long time. I was editing that video together with us
Speaker 1: in it and cracking up while I was watching it.
Speaker 1: Hysterical all right, So, uh, hucktua chick Haley what welch
Speaker 1: Hailey welch?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know, she's the chick that went viral on a
Speaker 1: Man on the Street interview when she said, you have
Speaker 1: spin on that thing? Right, yes, June.
Speaker 2: Of last year.
Speaker 3: Got it feels like a lot longer than that, and
Speaker 3: then people forty million views of that video in a
Speaker 3: matter of days.
Speaker 2: Forty millions.
Speaker 4: But this so weird is how money was just getting
Speaker 4: thrown at her from all kinds of things. Right.
Speaker 3: She instantly got an agent and got her own podcast
Speaker 3: called Talk Tua.
Speaker 2: I have to say that it is a clever.
Speaker 4: Name for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was a fairly popular podcast. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it had the ledge.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think it's even out there anymore. So
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, my faith in the American people
Speaker 3: is restored because she's going away. She's not going away,
Speaker 3: she's coming out with her own documentary.
Speaker 2: She's back.
Speaker 3: She's still clinging on to her fifteen minutes of fame.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is going to be very short
Speaker 3: because the documentary is supposed to chronicle viral moment and
Speaker 3: how it shot her into fame, and I was like, it's.
Speaker 2: Phil Like, it's a real short story.
Speaker 3: She's just happened to be on a street outside of
Speaker 3: a bar, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Is it really worthy of a documentary documentary? Then there's
Speaker 4: the whole cryptocurrency scandal, which would be interesting to take
Speaker 4: in her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a pump and dump scheme where she's got
Speaker 1: a bunch of people to buy it and then sold it.
Speaker 3: And remember when she started getting slammed for it, She's like,
Speaker 3: I didn't really understand what it was.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh life, it's not shocking. I know,
Speaker 2: not shocking at all.
Speaker 1: Well, let me let me do hatey a favor here, Haley.
Speaker 1: Let me if she was sitting here, let me tell
Speaker 1: you how this ends for you. Maybe skip the documentary. Okay,
Speaker 1: see this movie, right, I've seen this movie. I mean,
Speaker 1: let me tell you how this ends for you, Hayley.
Speaker 1: It ends in porn. That's what's next for you, And
Speaker 1: a drug addiction and probably a crappy boyfriend. That's how
Speaker 1: this So let's skip the documentary and let's just get
Speaker 1: right to the meat of this and it ends you
Speaker 1: being a mattress actress. That's how this ends for you.
Speaker 2: I don't see how it goes any other way.
Speaker 1: I don't either.
Speaker 3: She's like the cash me out girl from Doctor Bill.
Speaker 1: Who's making like six million bucks a month on only
Speaker 1: only fans, Yes, only fans, doing what only fans? Only fans.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's doing dirty stuff.
Speaker 1: You remember the girl on Doctor Phil cash me outside?
Speaker 1: Now about that, you don't. You gotta remember her, that
Speaker 1: little she thought, little white girl that thought she was
Speaker 1: a gangster, and she was on She's like, catch me outside.
Speaker 2: How about that fight? Going to fight somebody right now?
Speaker 2: The cash outside? Whatever happened to honey boo boo?
Speaker 1: Child?
Speaker 2: Does she have a podcast?
Speaker 1: She's fighting with mama, if Landry was here, if our
Speaker 1: daughter was here. She tell you everything. That's oh god,
Speaker 1: she's an expert.
Speaker 2: And dance moms. We failed parents.
Speaker 1: Their fat sisters, the fat sister.
Speaker 3: She knows all about them, thousand pounds sisters who who
Speaker 3: in order to they drink Sody's JB.
Speaker 2: Sody's Sody pops clips that their mom told that on
Speaker 2: their forehead.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, if.
Speaker 3: They drink, if they eat anything, sugar. They can offset
Speaker 3: the sugar by drinking a diet sodi.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a show. I thought I
Speaker 1: thought it was just off clip. Our little white trash
Speaker 1: daughter just sits in there in her room and watches
Speaker 1: it on.
Speaker 2: TV and talks to your white trash talk about it.
Speaker 1: And then talk my mom about it. They sit there
Speaker 1: and talk about the and the ninety dight fiancees too.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's really quite embarrassing my daughter and my
Speaker 1: mother wants the tackiest television in the world. So my
Speaker 1: mother when she's gone, that's what That's what Landry is
Speaker 1: going to remember of Apple is her conversations about ninety
Speaker 1: eight fiance the fat sisters and honey boo boo.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's wow pie, not going to the zoo.
Speaker 1: Nothing wholesome, just that very embarrassing, very embarrassing. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I'm spent. I'm done. Are Yeah, I'm done. Let's recap
Speaker 1: real quick. So earlier Trisha told us, uh, what'd you say?
Speaker 1: Forty billion dollars.
Speaker 3: Twenty five billion dollars of projects are in the pipeline
Speaker 3: for Austin, so much so that they've created their own
Speaker 3: academy to train the people to do all the work
Speaker 3: to keep the traffic from moving around for con.
Speaker 1: Street festivals, moving out to the Hill Country Galleria this year,
Speaker 1: first time ever away from Sixth Street. Also talked about
Speaker 1: the stuff we'd love to come back from our childhood. JB.
Speaker 4: Yours was Hot Wheel Rock, Hot Wheels, Rock and Sock
Speaker 4: and Robots, Evil Knievel, Little Moto Guy.
Speaker 1: Tricia yours was I.
Speaker 3: Went the Mattel handheld football game and Jello, Pitt and
Speaker 3: Pops to come back please, and I.
Speaker 1: Would like Stretch, Armstrong and Battleship the game. Thank you
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