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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right? We had another JRR

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<v Speaker 2>and lyunch and taco show listener won one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday morning, just after nine o'clock for our Rock in

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<v Speaker 2>the Bank giveaways. My theory was in full effect yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>well double layer yesterday with it being a holiday for

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<v Speaker 2>some as well as a Monday theory. So let's let's

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<v Speaker 2>go forward again this morning, Gang nine oh five first

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<v Speaker 2>Rock the Bank catch keyword of the day thousand bucks

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<v Speaker 2>could be yours as well.

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<v Speaker 3>And congratulations by the way to Laura Wow. Laura was

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<v Speaker 3>listening to us on the free iHeartRadio app from Fort Lauderdale,

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<v Speaker 3>Fort loaded Day. Hey, wherever your list and we appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>And she bagged that I'm looking at the names that

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<v Speaker 3>have won on this show. One guy, three women. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's all three of us, don't all three of our

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<v Speaker 3>female listeners of one guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Come on?

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<v Speaker 2>Eh?

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<v Speaker 3>So this this was They're all getting rewarded for putting

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<v Speaker 3>up with the film, right ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>So uh, what resulted? In an initial traffic stop for

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of equipment violation. This outside of a casino

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday morning in Michigan, the Island Resort and Casino.

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<v Speaker 3>I hear Sunday morning. Is this one of those one

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<v Speaker 3>am two am Sunday morning brunch time?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, early brunch officers pull over this car, some tail

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<v Speaker 2>light or whatever. Two clowns inside, both convicts. One had

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<v Speaker 2>a gun, all right, so there's a violation. I got

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<v Speaker 2>my finger up for that one. How many more? They

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<v Speaker 2>also had thirty teen thousand dollars cash another violation. Now

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<v Speaker 2>they sure we're outside of casinos, so that could be legit.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they hit it big. And now we've got enough

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<v Speaker 2>to conduct a full search math multiple illicit drugs like

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<v Speaker 2>drug store level here. Are you ready for this? Okay? Ready,

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<v Speaker 2>You've got the illegally in possession of the handgun and

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<v Speaker 2>ammunition for the felons. Right, You've got the thirteen to

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<v Speaker 2>five in cash, one hundred and ninety seven grams of cocaine,

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and three grams of fentanyl, one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>one grams of ecstasy, acid, ketamine, some drug I've never

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<v Speaker 2>even heard of, amphetamine, pills, and psilocybin much.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that they just say you're getting charged

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<v Speaker 3>for every single drug or they just say one charge drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know what I'm getting at, right, And

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<v Speaker 3>they go, Man, you know hate Jenkins.

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<v Speaker 2>Always Jenkins the partner when we're cops talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, Yeah, Jenkins, focus with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's up?

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<v Speaker 5>You know how any tickets we're gonna have to write

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<v Speaker 5>for each charge?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 5>Just wrap her up into drugs? Charge drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be working this shift any more

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<v Speaker 2>than you do, buddy. Hm.

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<v Speaker 3>It's bad enough that Sunday doesn't hold football anymore, but

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<v Speaker 3>now we gotta deal with these dude dirt bags. Just man,

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<v Speaker 3>gun ammo. Will make that one one ticket drugs?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? One more? What It just occurred to me

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<v Speaker 2>the old standby story for every local news station in

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<v Speaker 2>the entire country. They stopped doing for some reason, the

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<v Speaker 2>mobile meth lab story, which is always a soda bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>When's the last time we heard the mobile meth lab line?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was a two lead bottles. It has been

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<v Speaker 3>quite some time. Maybe they got I'm tired of I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, blown up their cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, No, people have hobbies some more unusual than others.

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<v Speaker 2>A guy in Oklahoma. He didn't ask for it, but

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<v Speaker 2>he's been awarded a record from Guinness for having the

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<v Speaker 2>largest collection of different bricks. Clem Renkmeyer. Clem. He's eighty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>He was out of town when his daughter and his

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<v Speaker 2>son in law. He has a brick collection. Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 2>He lives in Oklahoma. He collects bricks and he keeps

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<v Speaker 2>them in an old barn. He was out of town.

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<v Speaker 2>His daughter and her husband gathered a group of friends

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<v Speaker 2>to count and document each of the bricks in his

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<v Speaker 2>brick barn, and they're like, holy crap, he's got almost

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<v Speaker 2>nine thousand different types of bricks. So they reach out

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<v Speaker 2>to Guinness and they're like, oh, come check this out.

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<v Speaker 2>They keep him a record. It's something and he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>SU's neat.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm looking at all the different bricks.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got them on shelves and it's like a library

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<v Speaker 3>picture back in the day when you'd go to a

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<v Speaker 3>library and you'd walk in and there's shelves that have

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<v Speaker 3>organized according to whatever, you know, fiction, non fiction.

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<v Speaker 5>He's got bricks like that, Like very wow.

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<v Speaker 2>He said. His favorite brick is one from Tulsa with

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<v Speaker 2>the You know a lot of times bricks will have

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<v Speaker 2>words printed on him for whoever the manufacturer was, or

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<v Speaker 2>a special project or whatever. He has a Tulsa brick

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<v Speaker 2>where the S is backwards. Yes, that's a rebel. Rebel

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<v Speaker 2>moved that one off from the brickmaker. So you go

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<v Speaker 2>over to Clems and look at his brick collection.

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<v Speaker 3>So what subset of cement and concrete the bricks fall in?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, god, don't, it's too early to start. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>completely different aggregate.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I think it's the men head.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he up? Have you heard from Hi yet? In

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<v Speaker 2>all caps? No? No? Yet? Where does brick fall into

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<v Speaker 2>the whole? Uh? Concrete slash cement.

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<v Speaker 3>Equation to two five? Now you see Pat says that.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I have to look at him and respond. Somebody goes, good,

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<v Speaker 3>old clown, there's ce men head.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>He had already texted in pad at five forty it's

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<v Speaker 3>five forty three right now, good.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning, Lynch. You're in taco. All caps.

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<v Speaker 3>He does all caps, And we try to explain spend head,

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<v Speaker 3>we love you, and he a guy. We try to

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<v Speaker 3>explain that that he's yelling, But for him, it's just

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<v Speaker 3>so he can read it, which I totally get.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if we have local bricklayers, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>union listening in now or not. He'll get some clarity

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<v Speaker 2>on that. We'll let you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Five to six. If you're if you're you know, you're

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<v Speaker 3>hitting the bricks.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, some expert trolling here.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, sounds like fear and living in Las Vegas

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<v Speaker 3>about the.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, the drug.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh look, some manhead after we were talking. He goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>next one's all caps.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh if somebody else at two two five two six

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<v Speaker 3>said the same thing, I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought you were talking about Guinness beer people.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time that you say so and so reached out

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever Guinness, immediately I go to the beer, not

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<v Speaker 3>the book.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well that's one or the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I did it right when you started that story,

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<v Speaker 3>and this guy or they did the same thing. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 3>Masons do concrete and brick, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody took the time to create a very very official

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<v Speaker 2>looking uh notice that uh looks like it would have

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<v Speaker 2>been posted from what the content is and the logo

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<v Speaker 2>on it, it would have been posted in or near

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<v Speaker 2>a restroom at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport. Here's what

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<v Speaker 2>the document looks like, very official looking, right talking, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>security not is DFW. It has all the credentials at

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom. Get a picture of like a camera. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>says Electronic Genital Verification EGV. Your genitalia may be photographed

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<v Speaker 2>electronically during your use of this facility as part of

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<v Speaker 2>the Electronic Genital Verification Pilot program at the direction of

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<v Speaker 2>the Office of the Lieutenant Governor. In the future, EGV

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<v Speaker 2>will help keep Texans safe while protecting your privacy by

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<v Speaker 2>screening for potentially improper restroom access using machine vision and

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<v Speaker 2>artificial intelligence in lieu of traditional genital inspections. Okay, listening,

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<v Speaker 2>they're making.

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<v Speaker 4>Fun of the whole men in women's restroom historia here

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<v Speaker 4>by crafting this was never post, never posted, even it was,

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<v Speaker 4>and then somebody got this whole ball of wax going

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<v Speaker 4>by claiming I work in the Dallas.

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<v Speaker 2>Fort Worth Airport and yeah, this was happening there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the guy who created this whole thing. It's like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>this is not this. The Lieutenant Governor of Texas is

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<v Speaker 2>not requesting anything to deal with verifying your genitals, much

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<v Speaker 2>less having photographs taking of them. While you're using the

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<v Speaker 2>facilities at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport.

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<v Speaker 3>He had people believe in that you walk up to

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<v Speaker 3>the to the to the bathroom and you got to

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<v Speaker 3>pull your pants, but pull out show you.

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<v Speaker 2>Your private to be a ball check that we have.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, we have brick mania going on at the text line.

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<v Speaker 3>You requested, uh concrete powders. This is from Smid Concrete

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<v Speaker 3>powders used to make the cement blocks. Somebody masons do

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<v Speaker 3>concrete and brick. Uh sure, I'm ten percent brick layer

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<v Speaker 3>here we go. Bricks are typically clay. They they do

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<v Speaker 3>make concrete bricks though, yeah, like we're I'm talking about cinderbral.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy his collection is those you think traditional like

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<v Speaker 2>red bricks, like a red brick road. Yeah, that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of what he's got. Nine thousand of a mass.

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<v Speaker 3>Bricks made of cement or concrete, A charge propel. I know,

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<v Speaker 3>I was kidding about that. If Pat and irack cops,

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<v Speaker 3>you know Jenkins over there where it's just hey man, drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a female list have to say your show is

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<v Speaker 3>the best morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>What about this?

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<v Speaker 5>Like fake bricks, where do they count? It's a different category.

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<v Speaker 3>Local firefighter checking and wants to hear some hamster noises.

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<v Speaker 2>Is your Is your firehouse made of brick?

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<v Speaker 5>They don't do that anymore. Oh my god, people have

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<v Speaker 5>exploded on the.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, this is where we tap into a conscious

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<v Speaker 2>consciousness that you can go up and down the dial

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<v Speaker 2>this morning. Go ahead, be our guest. This conversation is

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<v Speaker 2>happening nowhere else.

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<v Speaker 3>Bricklayers, bricklayers lay bricks, all right, may all get laid today,

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you Menchin

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