Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on
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Speaker 2: go forward again this morning, Gang nine oh five first
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Speaker 3: And congratulations by the way to Laura Wow. Laura was
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Speaker 3: And she bagged that I'm looking at the names that
Speaker 3: have won on this show. One guy, three women. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's all three of us, don't all three of our
Speaker 3: female listeners of one guys?
Speaker 4: Come on?
Speaker 2: Eh?
Speaker 3: So this this was They're all getting rewarded for putting
Speaker 3: up with the film, right ladies.
Speaker 2: So uh, what resulted? In an initial traffic stop for
Speaker 2: some sort of equipment violation. This outside of a casino
Speaker 2: Sunday morning in Michigan, the Island Resort and Casino.
Speaker 3: I hear Sunday morning. Is this one of those one
Speaker 3: am two am Sunday morning brunch time?
Speaker 2: Okay, early brunch officers pull over this car, some tail
Speaker 2: light or whatever. Two clowns inside, both convicts. One had
Speaker 2: a gun, all right, so there's a violation. I got
Speaker 2: my finger up for that one. How many more? They
Speaker 2: also had thirty teen thousand dollars cash another violation. Now
Speaker 2: they sure we're outside of casinos, so that could be legit.
Speaker 2: Maybe they hit it big. And now we've got enough
Speaker 2: to conduct a full search math multiple illicit drugs like
Speaker 2: drug store level here. Are you ready for this? Okay? Ready,
Speaker 2: You've got the illegally in possession of the handgun and
Speaker 2: ammunition for the felons. Right, You've got the thirteen to
Speaker 2: five in cash, one hundred and ninety seven grams of cocaine,
Speaker 2: one hundred and three grams of fentanyl, one hundred and
Speaker 2: one grams of ecstasy, acid, ketamine, some drug I've never
Speaker 2: even heard of, amphetamine, pills, and psilocybin much.
Speaker 3: Do you think that they just say you're getting charged
Speaker 3: for every single drug or they just say one charge drugs.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know what I'm getting at, right, And
Speaker 3: they go, Man, you know hate Jenkins.
Speaker 2: Always Jenkins the partner when we're cops talking.
Speaker 3: Here, Yeah, Jenkins, focus with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 5: You know how any tickets we're gonna have to write
Speaker 5: for each charge?
Speaker 2: What are you thinking?
Speaker 5: Just wrap her up into drugs? Charge drugs.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be working this shift any more
Speaker 2: than you do, buddy. Hm.
Speaker 3: It's bad enough that Sunday doesn't hold football anymore, but
Speaker 3: now we gotta deal with these dude dirt bags. Just man,
Speaker 3: gun ammo. Will make that one one ticket drugs?
Speaker 2: All right? One more? What It just occurred to me
Speaker 2: the old standby story for every local news station in
Speaker 2: the entire country. They stopped doing for some reason, the
Speaker 2: mobile meth lab story, which is always a soda bottle.
Speaker 2: When's the last time we heard the mobile meth lab line?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a two lead bottles. It has been
Speaker 3: quite some time. Maybe they got I'm tired of I
Speaker 3: don't know, blown up their cars.
Speaker 2: Oh god, No, people have hobbies some more unusual than others.
Speaker 2: A guy in Oklahoma. He didn't ask for it, but
Speaker 2: he's been awarded a record from Guinness for having the
Speaker 2: largest collection of different bricks. Clem Renkmeyer. Clem. He's eighty seven.
Speaker 2: He was out of town when his daughter and his
Speaker 2: son in law. He has a brick collection. Listen to this.
Speaker 2: He lives in Oklahoma. He collects bricks and he keeps
Speaker 2: them in an old barn. He was out of town.
Speaker 2: His daughter and her husband gathered a group of friends
Speaker 2: to count and document each of the bricks in his
Speaker 2: brick barn, and they're like, holy crap, he's got almost
Speaker 2: nine thousand different types of bricks. So they reach out
Speaker 2: to Guinness and they're like, oh, come check this out.
Speaker 2: They keep him a record. It's something and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: SU's neat.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at all the different bricks.
Speaker 3: You've got them on shelves and it's like a library
Speaker 3: picture back in the day when you'd go to a
Speaker 3: library and you'd walk in and there's shelves that have
Speaker 3: organized according to whatever, you know, fiction, non fiction.
Speaker 5: He's got bricks like that, Like very wow.
Speaker 2: He said. His favorite brick is one from Tulsa with
Speaker 2: the You know a lot of times bricks will have
Speaker 2: words printed on him for whoever the manufacturer was, or
Speaker 2: a special project or whatever. He has a Tulsa brick
Speaker 2: where the S is backwards. Yes, that's a rebel. Rebel
Speaker 2: moved that one off from the brickmaker. So you go
Speaker 2: over to Clems and look at his brick collection.
Speaker 3: So what subset of cement and concrete the bricks fall in?
Speaker 2: Oh, god, don't, it's too early to start. That's a
Speaker 2: completely different aggregate.
Speaker 5: I think I think it's the men head.
Speaker 2: Is he up? Have you heard from Hi yet? In
Speaker 2: all caps? No? No? Yet? Where does brick fall into
Speaker 2: the whole? Uh? Concrete slash cement.
Speaker 3: Equation to two five? Now you see Pat says that.
Speaker 3: Then I have to look at him and respond. Somebody goes, good,
Speaker 3: old clown, there's ce men head.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 3: He had already texted in pad at five forty it's
Speaker 3: five forty three right now, good.
Speaker 2: Morning, Lynch. You're in taco. All caps.
Speaker 3: He does all caps, And we try to explain spend head,
Speaker 3: we love you, and he a guy. We try to
Speaker 3: explain that that he's yelling, But for him, it's just
Speaker 3: so he can read it, which I totally get.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we have local bricklayers, you know,
Speaker 2: union listening in now or not. He'll get some clarity
Speaker 2: on that. We'll let you know.
Speaker 3: Five to six. If you're if you're you know, you're
Speaker 3: hitting the bricks.
Speaker 2: Finally, some expert trolling here.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, sounds like fear and living in Las Vegas
Speaker 3: about the.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, the drug.
Speaker 3: Oh look, some manhead after we were talking. He goes, hey,
Speaker 3: next one's all caps.
Speaker 2: I'm up.
Speaker 3: Oh if somebody else at two two five two six
Speaker 3: said the same thing, I was thinking.
Speaker 5: I thought you were talking about Guinness beer people.
Speaker 3: Every time that you say so and so reached out
Speaker 3: or whatever Guinness, immediately I go to the beer, not
Speaker 3: the book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's one or the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I did it right when you started that story,
Speaker 3: and this guy or they did the same thing. Somebody said,
Speaker 3: Masons do concrete and brick, all right.
Speaker 2: Somebody took the time to create a very very official
Speaker 2: looking uh notice that uh looks like it would have
Speaker 2: been posted from what the content is and the logo
Speaker 2: on it, it would have been posted in or near
Speaker 2: a restroom at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport. Here's what
Speaker 2: the document looks like, very official looking, right talking, Yeah,
Speaker 2: security not is DFW. It has all the credentials at
Speaker 2: the bottom. Get a picture of like a camera. Yeah,
Speaker 2: says Electronic Genital Verification EGV. Your genitalia may be photographed
Speaker 2: electronically during your use of this facility as part of
Speaker 2: the Electronic Genital Verification Pilot program at the direction of
Speaker 2: the Office of the Lieutenant Governor. In the future, EGV
Speaker 2: will help keep Texans safe while protecting your privacy by
Speaker 2: screening for potentially improper restroom access using machine vision and
Speaker 2: artificial intelligence in lieu of traditional genital inspections. Okay, listening,
Speaker 2: they're making.
Speaker 4: Fun of the whole men in women's restroom historia here
Speaker 4: by crafting this was never post, never posted, even it was,
Speaker 4: and then somebody got this whole ball of wax going
Speaker 4: by claiming I work in the Dallas.
Speaker 2: Fort Worth Airport and yeah, this was happening there. It's
Speaker 2: the guy who created this whole thing. It's like, no,
Speaker 2: this is not this. The Lieutenant Governor of Texas is
Speaker 2: not requesting anything to deal with verifying your genitals, much
Speaker 2: less having photographs taking of them. While you're using the
Speaker 2: facilities at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport.
Speaker 3: He had people believe in that you walk up to
Speaker 3: the to the to the bathroom and you got to
Speaker 3: pull your pants, but pull out show you.
Speaker 2: Your private to be a ball check that we have.
Speaker 5: Uh, we have brick mania going on at the text line.
Speaker 3: You requested, uh concrete powders. This is from Smid Concrete
Speaker 3: powders used to make the cement blocks. Somebody masons do
Speaker 3: concrete and brick. Uh sure, I'm ten percent brick layer
Speaker 3: here we go. Bricks are typically clay. They they do
Speaker 3: make concrete bricks though, yeah, like we're I'm talking about cinderbral.
Speaker 2: This guy his collection is those you think traditional like
Speaker 2: red bricks, like a red brick road. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 2: kind of what he's got. Nine thousand of a mass.
Speaker 3: Bricks made of cement or concrete, A charge propel. I know,
Speaker 3: I was kidding about that. If Pat and irack cops,
Speaker 3: you know Jenkins over there where it's just hey man, drugs.
Speaker 3: I'm a female list have to say your show is
Speaker 3: the best morning show.
Speaker 2: What about this?
Speaker 5: Like fake bricks, where do they count? It's a different category.
Speaker 3: Local firefighter checking and wants to hear some hamster noises.
Speaker 2: Is your Is your firehouse made of brick?
Speaker 5: They don't do that anymore. Oh my god, people have
Speaker 5: exploded on the.
Speaker 2: You see, this is where we tap into a conscious
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Speaker 2: this morning. Go ahead, be our guest. This conversation is
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Speaker 3: Bricklayers, bricklayers lay bricks, all right, may all get laid today,
Speaker 3: Thank you Menchin
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