Speaker 1: They seem very sweet. The reason why this episode suffers
Speaker 1: is because the guests are too nice. They're too nice.
Speaker 1: They're not demanding, and they're not nice in an entertaining way.
Speaker 1: They're just really lovely women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Amy's kind of interesting though. She looks like one
Speaker 2: of those sister wives. I don't know if you watch
Speaker 2: that on TLC, I don't. Well, this guy named Cody,
Speaker 2: he's the husband, you know. Yeah, he marries women. He's
Speaker 2: got like poodle hair. Anywhere that guy on he bangs you,
Speaker 2: he makes you miserable for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: His comments toxic, yeah, or his.
Speaker 2: Dick or something. But you you have sex with him
Speaker 2: or have kids, God forbid, your life is gonna be
Speaker 2: in waste.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, she looks like one of them. Hi.
Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to another brand speaking new episode of another
Speaker 1: Below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan and Pat.
Speaker 2: Hey. Dyl. We gotta apologize for getting this episode out
Speaker 2: a little later than usual. I want to put the
Speaker 2: full blame on Bravo, who once again is not giving
Speaker 2: us screeners, so we need to move our schedules.
Speaker 1: It's not that you don't want to put the blame
Speaker 1: on Bravo. It's that two plus two equals for there's
Speaker 1: no other entity to blame other than the entity that
Speaker 1: we were at war with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Dylan. I've mentioned this before and it seems
Speaker 2: really petty at this point, I think for some of
Speaker 2: our audience, but a lot of producers and people affiliate
Speaker 2: with the show. Listen, if you are listening, we are
Speaker 2: dropping an interview this week. We're not gonna let you
Speaker 2: know who we're talking to, but it's going to be
Speaker 2: really fun and Bravo's going to be pissed.
Speaker 1: You're gonna Are they going to be pissed? Or is
Speaker 1: it really going to be that.
Speaker 2: Insane because I'm going to get out of this particular
Speaker 2: person everything about the behind the scenes because that drives
Speaker 2: them nuts.
Speaker 1: Man, all right, listen.
Speaker 2: Also, I've reached out to Colin. If some of you
Speaker 2: who's that Colin? This old sea.
Speaker 1: Dog, Oh the Seed?
Speaker 2: He's on the show anymore. We have gone back and forth.
Speaker 2: He has not agreed to be on the show yet,
Speaker 2: but perhaps with some of your prompting, as listeners that
Speaker 2: are follow him on Instagram, hit him up in his
Speaker 2: DMS and say, talk to the guys at another below
Speaker 2: Deck podcast.
Speaker 1: You're weaponizing the barnacle.
Speaker 2: That's right. I am well.
Speaker 1: Listen support us from whichever way you can, including go
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Speaker 1: covering this season finale, Love is Blind is coming to
Speaker 1: a close. Will six of the most psychologically unwell people
Speaker 1: on television get married to one another? We don't know,
Speaker 1: probably not, but you can hear all that at Patreon
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Speaker 1: Lake City there and what happened last episode? Last episode
Speaker 1: was really it was kind of a bummer. Mary Cosby's
Speaker 1: son is all.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, yes, so we got out. We got the
Speaker 2: update on crazy Dylan. You were, in fact correct. He
Speaker 2: went to rehab. Thank god, thank God looking out for him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so he's in a rehab.
Speaker 1: Well, if you want to hear us make fun of him,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, we don't, we probably do. Go to Patreon
Speaker 1: dot com, Slash another podcast network. I am Good and High.
Speaker 1: I listened to a Little Dead on the way over here. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Little Fire on the Mountain, and I'm ready to break
Speaker 1: this episode down. Is it a bad episode? Yes? Is
Speaker 1: it a boring episode, a tedious episode? I'd say yes.
Speaker 1: But because I'm good and high and listen to a
Speaker 1: little fire on the mountain, I think we're gonna have
Speaker 1: a really, really good time. I give it one hundred
Speaker 1: pots one yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, uh, let me just say this, Dylan, I
Speaker 2: think Klois uh has a little something in the business
Speaker 2: we call it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were gonna say autism.
Speaker 2: No, Well, we'll get to his Sea Rats story later on.
Speaker 2: And how old Patty feels.
Speaker 1: About I really did think you were going to say that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Uh, he's interesting. I see a big
Speaker 2: future for this kid in this franchise.
Speaker 1: That's exciting.
Speaker 2: I like Floatopia Yeah yeah, and I have to that
Speaker 2: was pretty intentive.
Speaker 1: Flood Topia was a little ratchet this year lineup, wasn't
Speaker 1: that good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah. I think uh Usher was headed head
Speaker 2: lighting or something. You know what, This show just works.
Speaker 2: Do we need four Fight?
Speaker 1: Sounds like a band that would play at float Top
Speaker 1: that's right. I love Cake Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh I've seen him live there They duds. Oh they're
Speaker 2: so no.
Speaker 1: I play to a live audience of captive parents going
Speaker 1: the distance in high school rock band?
Speaker 2: You did? Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Gee, I can't believe those that that business went out
Speaker 2: of business. Yeah, rock band, Guitar Hero. It seemed like
Speaker 2: it was everywhere and then it was nowhere.
Speaker 1: Man Guitar Hero was. Guitar Hero was a cultural moment.
Speaker 2: It seemed like it could have kept going, but it.
Speaker 1: Did keep going, you know, the same way that Skyrim
Speaker 1: has kept going. You know what I mean. You're a
Speaker 1: big Skyrim guy. But anyways, how many pots do you
Speaker 1: give the episodes?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'm gonna I like the episode. Actually,
Speaker 2: I think I kind of I think this cast is
Speaker 2: kind of working. Although I again, I can't tell if
Speaker 2: I don't like Daisy or if I just have to
Speaker 2: glue her and Gary together. I kind of feel bad
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, what is the latter option?
Speaker 2: Well, if Gary wasn't on the show, what I have
Speaker 2: as much issue with day as I do.
Speaker 1: I think so because I think that Daisy's interactions with
Speaker 1: Gary are the most likable thing about.
Speaker 2: Her, oh, her interactions with him.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying that the ceiling is very hot.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be too brutal on Daisy, but
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things about Daisy that are just
Speaker 1: you could kind of rub you the wrong way.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, Dyil, I'm sorry, as.
Speaker 1: Would any of us if we were on reality TV,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: All Right, Well, why don't we start with that. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give the episode fifty up knots.
Speaker 1: That's a good number. That's a good strong number.
Speaker 2: Can I start the episode off, Dylan, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So we begin the episode with the worst part of
Speaker 2: this season, which is Gary and Daisy. Now, this is
Speaker 2: the dinner scene, and this is when they step away
Speaker 2: and they're both puffing away at cigarettes and they're discussing
Speaker 2: the problems with their relationship. And I really wish that
Speaker 2: every draw that they sucked off those SIGs made them
Speaker 2: both more interesting. I understand that's not how nicotine works.
Speaker 1: It worked for a live in in John, that's right.
Speaker 2: Well, also those tight.
Speaker 1: Pants, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And the lesson to be learned from Greece, if you
Speaker 2: really think about it, Dylan, is if you really want
Speaker 2: to win the favor of a guy dressed like a slot.
Speaker 1: Well, it's more like find yourself in a man, right,
Speaker 1: because your identity is a lie until you meet the
Speaker 1: right guy. Because you're a dumb woman, you couldn't know
Speaker 1: who you are. But danny Zuko can tell you who
Speaker 1: you are. That's right, because danny Zuko got back in
Speaker 1: the leather. Danny Zuko didn't go you know what, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I kind of like this seer sucker thing. I think
Speaker 1: that you could, you know, dress like a shepherd's daughter
Speaker 1: again and we could be No, he liked that she
Speaker 1: looked like that.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, that's why they went in that car
Speaker 2: and flew off into the sky.
Speaker 1: Right. And that's a metaphor for death. They died in
Speaker 1: senior year. It's actually really bummer ending.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's why they weren't Greece too, I guess. Okay, Well, anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm begging you please, I know you're listening. Please edit
Speaker 2: these two outs. Please. I don't know how many please
Speaker 2: I can make to you if you If I didn't
Speaker 2: have to watch this show through its entirety because I
Speaker 2: have to do a podcast about it, I would definitely
Speaker 2: fast forward through any scenes that these two are trying
Speaker 2: to work through their problems. Case in point, this was
Speaker 2: a scene from last night's as.
Speaker 1: This is what Gary does.
Speaker 2: You know in the moment, he's a total dick. Then
Speaker 2: he goes into remorse full, guild lost apology, so I forgive.
Speaker 1: A move on, and we're just in this vicious cycle
Speaker 1: where we're never moving forward.
Speaker 2: I think Gary, no one gives a fuck, Oh, no
Speaker 2: one cares. Okay, get off this show. Look, there are
Speaker 2: not two uninteresting people on reality TV right now that
Speaker 2: compare to these two. And Dylan and I cover the
Speaker 2: Golden Bachelorette that is a very boring show and very
Speaker 2: uninteresting people.
Speaker 1: Turns out we don't want to see the elderly on television.
Speaker 2: We don't, not for an hour and a half and
Speaker 2: definitely not two hours. And so anyway, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: And you said that you wish that they got more
Speaker 1: interesting as they were sucking away on Parliament Lights, Parliament
Speaker 1: full flavor, something with a recess so they can bump blow.
Speaker 1: But it's funny that the Sea Rots kind of lead
Speaker 1: the way with a lot of culture, especially our.
Speaker 2: Tinis that's really popular right now.
Speaker 1: Other things I really can't think of right now, but
Speaker 1: I know there's probably one more.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything else.
Speaker 1: There's probably other things, but they have really been a
Speaker 1: stallwart for the tobacco industry. They just can't go them
Speaker 1: and Malaysian children are bolstering Phillips. What are they called,
Speaker 1: Philip Moore? I think phill everybody switched to zines, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You know what You know your product's really good when
Speaker 2: you're willing to pay ten dollars a pack from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. If sweet Tarts were ten dollars
Speaker 1: a pack, I'd say, no, it's too expensive. It's an
Speaker 1: overrated candy, all right. So Gary has learned that fighting
Speaker 1: with Daisy is the worst outcome of what can happen
Speaker 1: actual quote, And they both agree over giggles. This is
Speaker 1: what's so uninteresting about them.
Speaker 2: It's almost like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Well, it definitely doesn't matter. A few things do, but
Speaker 1: they end obviously with giggles and neck kisses like they're little,
Speaker 1: like they're like they're swans or something, sea rat swans
Speaker 1: that are just macking each other's necks. And it's like, iw,
Speaker 1: this is such a boring thing where you just seesaw
Speaker 1: back and forth. Like I think we said, how long
Speaker 1: is it going to take for them to hook up?
Speaker 1: Maybe they won't, but the fact that it's even a
Speaker 1: possibility shows that these two puppies are.
Speaker 2: Sick they're sick puppies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get we gotta get to check Gate.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to check Gate. All right. This
Speaker 2: is where Klois really takes issue with a long established
Speaker 2: tradition of sea rats taking turns to pay for the bill.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a I don't think it's a
Speaker 1: long tradition.
Speaker 2: It hasn't. I think that.
Speaker 1: Well, I think Freemasons are a long tradition.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 1: I think that this is just Daisy's shit. Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know that we see this all the time.
Speaker 2: Another franchise we actually excuse me that we actually have.
Speaker 1: Well, it's so crazy because on this other show I
Speaker 1: filmed Conspiracy Social Club.
Speaker 2: Check it out your vain in your neck?
Speaker 1: I have a ball in my neck. It looks like
Speaker 1: I have I don't know something bad. I gotta I
Speaker 1: think I might see it. Now.
Speaker 2: You should get that checked. I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: Don't don't goof about my hand.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm seeing it. It has red around it.
Speaker 1: Well that's because I just poked myself in the neck.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Anyway, back to check Gate. All right, Chlois doesn't drink
Speaker 2: as much dinner as the rest of these fucking sea rats. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so why should he be floating the bill for them?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is an interesting discussion. Getting the comments. Let
Speaker 1: us know, you know, this is kind of what what
Speaker 1: was that book? This is what Lord of the Flies
Speaker 1: is about. Right, So this is group pressure. This is
Speaker 1: hive mind thinking. I mean, everybody's just gone along with this,
Speaker 1: and Close is the only reasonable person, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: getting the comments. Let us know, this is a fluid thing.
Speaker 1: If people want to cover certain things, people can cover
Speaker 1: certain things. But this system of everybody gets one night,
Speaker 1: I don't want that at all. I don't want that
Speaker 1: at all. You know, on any given break, your.
Speaker 2: Night was twelve hundred dollars eighteen hundred or worse.
Speaker 1: You know, these sea rats can really throw down some
Speaker 1: Madori sour whatever. But you know I'd be like, absolutely
Speaker 1: not to I was the craziest night. Everybody did ecstasy
Speaker 1: and went back to the boat. I'm not paying for that,
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: This is crazy, all right? So Old Patty, you know,
Speaker 2: I think the audience and this has been documented quite
Speaker 2: a bit as we've had a during our podcasting careers.
Speaker 2: Old Patty used to down three bottles to night I
Speaker 2: think i'd be uh.
Speaker 1: You were drunk and you always will be a drunk.
Speaker 2: Well that's true. But when I was at three bottles
Speaker 2: a night, and I think that would make me, I
Speaker 2: don't know, alcoholic status.
Speaker 1: Maybe I mean it's arguing. People could argue it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I backed off that. No longer. I don't
Speaker 2: drink wine anymore, but I still drink. But anyway, when
Speaker 2: I was doing that, I when we go out with
Speaker 2: another coupole or a group, you get excited. I pull
Speaker 2: the waiter over and I'd say, hey, here's my credit card.
Speaker 2: All the drinks are going to be on me because
Speaker 2: I'm going to be the one ordering the bottles. And
Speaker 2: why should I push that on some person.
Speaker 1: That's just a very easy way to take care of it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and I and I would do that all
Speaker 2: the time. That's how you take care of it. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I'd be embarrassed if you know, I ran.
Speaker 1: There's a tension that gets so thick, you know, especially
Speaker 1: with people who are cheap, when that stuff starts to
Speaker 1: you know, you start to kind of do beautiful mind
Speaker 1: calculations at the dinner table and you're like, well, you
Speaker 1: guys eat well most of the food. Well, I know
Speaker 1: the drinks are more expensive, but you know it's it's
Speaker 1: tough sometimes. So the vibe is deteriorating rapidly. There is
Speaker 1: no ball of snakes, there is no fucking, there is no.
Speaker 2: Sez oh this where we go back to the boat.
Speaker 1: People are just going to bed. Now Klois is really
Speaker 1: freaking out over this whole check eate thing. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: can't sleep, and the thing that puts him at peace,
Speaker 1: at ease, at harmony is cooking.
Speaker 2: That's right, del. You know, there are very unique ways
Speaker 2: that men, in particular I can only speak to myself,
Speaker 2: are able to put ourselves to sleep after a stressful night.
Speaker 1: You're talking about masturbating, Well, that.
Speaker 2: Can be somewhere. We go. Some men they drink, they
Speaker 2: have two or three drinks, Some smoke a little weed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and as you aptly pointed out, till some men beat
Speaker 2: off to videos of fat Indian women with heels quite niche.
Speaker 1: You know, we got into hot porn talk on our patroon.
Speaker 2: I believe we had a I'm assuming a new patron
Speaker 2: I don't know, and we're disgusting and not funny and
Speaker 2: we should stop talking about porn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I completely agree, and I meant to cut
Speaker 1: that part out, but I'm lazy, so that's gonna stay
Speaker 1: in perpetuity.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, he cooks, he cooks, And this is.
Speaker 1: Kind of like you know that Chinese guy in The
Speaker 1: Prestige committing to his act, you know, the guy that
Speaker 1: Christian Bale was in such awe of.
Speaker 2: Well, you know the problem I have with that movie
Speaker 2: is the same year they came out with the Illusionist,
Speaker 2: I got two magic movies coming out in the same year.
Speaker 1: Big magic movies. And this is how you know, this
Speaker 1: is why you have to ask the questions like who's
Speaker 1: telling who to make what? When? You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a cee.
Speaker 2: I two thousand and one, they were like three asteroid movies,
Speaker 2: which you guys all coordinate that.
Speaker 1: Right, right, right, that's what they call predictive programming. Everybody,
Speaker 1: all right, that's right.
Speaker 2: I think your dad created that word.
Speaker 1: Right maybe?
Speaker 2: All right till del del We got to get to
Speaker 2: something really really important. Yeah, we have a little c
Speaker 2: rat history. Yes, all right, do you have notes on
Speaker 2: this that you'd like to I don't want to take.
Speaker 1: Over there, no, no, no, no, I love when you
Speaker 1: do history.
Speaker 2: Oh, good. Okay, we get some sea rat history from Klois.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. These are the I guess,
Speaker 2: the greatest hits here. When he was fourteen, someone called
Speaker 2: him a jerk, and he was sixteen on a school bus,
Speaker 2: someone gave him a nookie. Let me tell you something,
Speaker 2: you whinty little bitch. Yeah, unless you're am I really yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm in Sassy this entire season. I'm
Speaker 2: pissed at Bravo. But back to Klois with that funny name.
Speaker 2: You are a bitch unless your sibling was murdered in
Speaker 2: a drug deal gone sideways, or you watch your best
Speaker 2: friend get eaten by a great white shark. Shut the fuck?
Speaker 1: Well, Hey, Pat, can I ask.
Speaker 2: Minus ten points?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Someone called me a jerk when I was fourteen?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, can I ask you some there? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: let's stay within the kind of ecosystem of his actual trauma. Right, So,
Speaker 1: a fourteen year old says, you're jerk? Right now? What
Speaker 1: could have happened that could actually lead us fast forward
Speaker 1: ten years and regurgitate that as trauma and camera to
Speaker 1: help out the story, like, what could have actually merited.
Speaker 2: Well, someone called him a jerk, and he pulled the
Speaker 2: gun out of his backpack.
Speaker 1: You know, we have a lot of school shootings in America,
Speaker 1: so it makes a lot of sense why they would come.
Speaker 2: That's why I brought it down. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: triggered to memory Dell and this is really embarrassing. Fifth grade,
Speaker 2: I sleep over Dave Chevarasi's house and it was like
Speaker 2: five of us. Daniel Kennedy was there, and anyway, his.
Speaker 1: Dad, Now was he a Kennedy or how many bastard
Speaker 1: children did the Kennedys have?
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, I mean
Speaker 2: to say Kennedy, Daniel Kenny. Anyway, we're all sleeping because
Speaker 2: we're supposed to go to bed at nine, but I
Speaker 2: didn't really have my parents around, so I was used
Speaker 2: to staying up till midnight watching Saturday Night Live. Anyway,
Speaker 2: so I'm bored. And what I didn't realize was his
Speaker 2: dad was sleeping in the recliner chair. You know, he's
Speaker 2: got to keep an eye on us. We might sneak
Speaker 2: out all the lot, but everyone was snoring longs. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we hear a door open, like a car door open,
Speaker 2: like in the apartment nearby, and some little kid goes,
Speaker 2: what do you think that? Who do you think? That?
Speaker 2: Was a young and I think that's a girl, and
Speaker 2: oh god, I can't finish this story. I think she's okay,
Speaker 2: and everyone laughed okay, and then the dad goes out,
Speaker 2: who was that? I couldn't take credit for the joke.
Speaker 1: You know, will you put it on somebody else? No?
Speaker 2: I just stayed quiet and hit under my sleeping bag.
Speaker 2: I think I'm high. I think i'm high right.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, because I was gonna say cute story really
Speaker 1: didn't go anywhere. No, no, but do you think you
Speaker 1: are high?
Speaker 2: I'm very high. I can I can feel it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what were we talking about? You know, whenever
Speaker 1: the episodes are really bad, our episodes are really different.
Speaker 1: You know, usually we've got we're ninety five percent lean,
Speaker 1: but tonight I think it's eighty twenty.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: So Danny is very pissed because Keith is boring as fuck,
Speaker 1: that's right, and he's not fucking her, So I understand.
Speaker 1: So Gary the R somehow was left out of my
Speaker 1: notes and there's no auto correct, right, so it just
Speaker 1: says gaze.
Speaker 2: I think what you're going to point out is that
Speaker 2: Gary and Klois eight oysters.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just an odd thing. You know, when you
Speaker 1: get the munchies, you think potato chicks, right, pizza?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Care for one more tan chicken tenders? Oysters? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a bizarre thing. It's almost a little bit manipulative,
Speaker 1: Gary to just walk into a kitchen and go, oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm I got the munchies. Do we have any oysters? Like?
Speaker 1: Don't say that that normally. That's fucking weird, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that's ever been said but I don't.
Speaker 1: Think it's ever been said before. Gary's the first. There's
Speaker 1: a reason why he's on the show. Right, So him
Speaker 1: employs have quite a bit of a lovely evening to camaraderie.
Speaker 1: It moves up to the teak for bro time. Now,
Speaker 1: this is nice, but it's not really what we're here for, right.
Speaker 1: We are here for fucking We're here for sucking a
Speaker 1: couple bros, smoking SIGs and drinking red wine. Again, I'll
Speaker 1: say it's very nice, but you know, maybe we're burping
Speaker 1: the season, right. We can't just start throwing up all
Speaker 1: over the place.
Speaker 2: I'm concerned because I like Dianna Diana, whatever the hell
Speaker 2: we're calling her, and of course Dina. She loses her
Speaker 2: mind later in the episode, she's hearing voices.
Speaker 1: What sorry, who are you talking? You're talking about Deanna
Speaker 1: and Danny, right?
Speaker 2: Are we calling her Diana or Diana?
Speaker 1: But but you you it's not a it's not a
Speaker 1: big deal, and I'm good to call Danny Dina for
Speaker 1: the rest of the season. It's Dina to me is
Speaker 1: such a It's like a Carmela, Like Carmelo soprano could
Speaker 1: have been named Dina. You know what I mean. But sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't mean to get so hung up on that.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: The point I was making, yeah, was that I'm struggling
Speaker 2: for we have two great uh stews, but the dudes
Speaker 2: that they cast, no one wants to fuck Gary. Gary's
Speaker 2: a wrinkly, old, boring, gross guy, so and Kloys is
Speaker 2: too young. So all we have is Keith.
Speaker 1: Well, and you forgot daffodil, now daffodil. It should be
Speaker 1: mentioned that in between oh yeah, he's there, well, he's
Speaker 1: not there actually with the boys during bro time, red
Speaker 1: wine and cigarette bro time, he's actually crawling into his
Speaker 1: bunk above Captain Glenn, who is a little Canadian man. Now,
Speaker 1: Daffodil sleeps in the nude obviously, right, he's married to
Speaker 1: a man on Facebook and in real life I think so.
Speaker 1: And he likes to go to raves, so obviously he
Speaker 1: sleeps in the NWD. But you know the creepy cams.
Speaker 1: This is one of the most intrusive creepy cams we've
Speaker 1: ever seen. It was a full cavern shot of Daffodil,
Speaker 1: fault line in balls and all just climbing into the
Speaker 1: top bunk and it was just like, oh, daff you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I mean, it's absolutely.
Speaker 2: Well, feel bad for Captain Glenn.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely Daffodil. So Danny talks about Keith's cock and
Speaker 1: we get to it that being the preference sheet, meaning
Speaker 1: this is bad hosting. We get to the next day.
Speaker 2: Next morning, Jamie's turning sixty, bringing her daughters and some
Speaker 2: of her friends. They're gonna have papaya, is that right?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: And then that float topia. Who would have known that
Speaker 2: that would be so fucking cool? And then they're gonna
Speaker 2: have a dinner under the sea. I guess we'll get
Speaker 2: to that. And this is where Glenn has an idea
Speaker 2: he knows a little place where mermaids live. And what
Speaker 2: Glenn doesn't say is there's only four left. You know.
Speaker 1: What happened to the rest of.
Speaker 2: We fucking killed the others, so they're terrified when he's
Speaker 2: rolling that boat over there.
Speaker 1: That's so interesting. Wow, that really kind of opens his
Speaker 1: story up in a more meaningful way. You know, we
Speaker 1: thought the entire time that he was just killing sex workers.
Speaker 2: No, no, mermaids. No, he's moved on.
Speaker 1: Oh do you think he's moved on or has it beenid.
Speaker 2: The rest of us so he can kill them that
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: His father was brought to the rock line by the
Speaker 1: mermaids and he's been on a quest to kill every
Speaker 1: single one of them ever since. Now that's a five
Speaker 1: on the sea rats, not, it's not.
Speaker 2: One of them gave him a noogie one time, so
Speaker 2: he had to hunt them down until he completely.
Speaker 1: Annihilated their population. No, he is listening to an audiobook
Speaker 1: and he hears that I think the Spanish government threw
Speaker 1: lepers in the water somewhere and they did not die.
Speaker 1: They actually survived and turned into just vile creatures. So
Speaker 1: Glenn's gonna bring the guests over there, right, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: Wait for that.
Speaker 1: For that.
Speaker 2: So when they start screaming and horror like.
Speaker 1: No, right, right, right, right, Well, they're very scary. Their
Speaker 1: skin is like kind of like a translucent gray, and
Speaker 1: their teeth are gone pretty much. So one thing about
Speaker 1: this preference sheet meeting. Daisy looks at Gary. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you got this, but is she mad at him? Again? No,
Speaker 1: it's a total polar opposite kind of Look, she's throwing
Speaker 1: them a look. They're doing this thing where it's sexy
Speaker 1: face again. And maybe they're just playful. Maybe they won't
Speaker 1: touch one another, but you know, it's it's a little
Speaker 1: bit like Brittany and the os Man on Salt Lake.
Speaker 1: It's like, let's figure this out, right, Well, I was.
Speaker 2: Gonna say, even if no one cares, no one.
Speaker 1: Cares, all right, let's get to him. Meanwhile, all right, meanwhile,
Speaker 1: can I do it? Tell? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, we have Danny and Deanna and they're bonding
Speaker 2: over not being bitches to each other. And this alliance
Speaker 2: is short lived because.
Speaker 1: It's one of the short slived alliances.
Speaker 2: Maybe ever, that's right, because Danny's told she's going to
Speaker 2: be cleaning poff toilets and whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so, given what happened with Danny and
Speaker 1: I don't I I'm gonna be a little insulting so
Speaker 1: that we can hopefully lessen the load as we go
Speaker 1: on in the season. Danny needs to see a therapist
Speaker 1: post haste. Now. I know that it's hard to find
Speaker 1: therapy when you're floating out in the ocean, completely rudderless,
Speaker 1: with no roots attached to the ground of any in
Speaker 1: any way, shape or form. But Zoom is powerful. Danny
Speaker 1: is having mental breakdowns on this show now, and I
Speaker 1: just worry for her. Later in the season, it's episode
Speaker 1: three and the cracks are already really really forming.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, you know, Walls are talking to her, Della.
Speaker 2: They told her get pissed about that table scape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe I'm gonna pump it a little bit
Speaker 1: on Danny.
Speaker 2: Now, let's we have another Oh, there's a nice and
Speaker 2: I guess where Gary teaches the crew how to drive
Speaker 2: the tender. And then Emma gives us a little sa
Speaker 2: rat history. I don't think it's a she gives Apparently
Speaker 2: she was a personal trainer, a real estate agent. Ah,
Speaker 2: what else was she?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I guess she Well, she's a sea.
Speaker 1: Rat right right right, yeah, now listen, this was really crazy.
Speaker 1: He was so out of line, you know. Kaylen texted
Speaker 1: me while the show was going on.
Speaker 2: Kaitlyn, Yeah, former producer.
Speaker 1: Actual producer of the show said he just said it
Speaker 1: was like ten thirty seven at ninety texted me, makes
Speaker 1: sense that Emma can't drive. I said why. He said,
Speaker 1: because she's a woman.
Speaker 2: He said that. I was like, that's crazy, Kaylen, It's like,
Speaker 2: what the hell, Jesus Kitle, Well, here's my advice for Amma,
Speaker 2: because we've corresponded through DMS. I think she should work
Speaker 2: at a zoo cats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she likes cats and dogs. She wants to raise
Speaker 1: five million of them, and I would say that that's
Speaker 1: a virtuous and worthy endeavor being a sea Rit's not
Speaker 1: really so the guests arrive. They seem very sweet. The
Speaker 1: reason why this episode suffers is because the guests are
Speaker 1: too nice. They're too nice. They're not demanding, and they're
Speaker 1: not nice in an entertaining way. They're just really lovely women.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Amy's kind of interesting though, she looks like one
Speaker 2: of those sister wives. I don't know if you watch
Speaker 2: that on TLC, I don't. Well, this guy named Cody.
Speaker 2: He's the husband, you know. Yeah, he marries women. He's
Speaker 2: got like poodle hair anywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, I know that guy.
Speaker 2: Once he bangs you, he makes you miserable for the
Speaker 2: rest of your life.
Speaker 1: His comments toxic, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or his dick or something. But you you have sex
Speaker 2: with him or have kids, God forbid, your life is
Speaker 2: gonna be in waste. Right, yeah, anyway, she looks like
Speaker 2: one of them, us ol Amy.
Speaker 1: Well, Anna, I got say Anna, the matriarch, the primary.
Speaker 1: She almost dies right off the rip. Oh right, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, very scary.
Speaker 2: I thought about this because Captain Glenn he likes it.
Speaker 2: He likes to go sailing, you know, and I and
Speaker 2: I get yeah, he's like a kid at heart. Waste
Speaker 2: no time getting those sales up. Shouldn't you warn everyone
Speaker 2: on the boat. We've joked about this quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you're taking a dump or something. One minute,
Speaker 2: you're like, hey, look at me, I'm dropping a deuce
Speaker 2: in a yacht. Minute later, I'm like, oh, that's my
Speaker 2: shit on the mirror.
Speaker 1: I'm covering on my own movement. He should warn people
Speaker 1: yet my point, absolutely, and I think they do, but
Speaker 1: it not enough, and they heal too much. I think
Speaker 1: the reason why Glenn heals is because the mermaids that
Speaker 1: he's trying to obliterate they don't go super low, but
Speaker 1: they go low enough to where you really need to
Speaker 1: kind of get close to the waterline to be able
Speaker 1: to see through and see the mermaids trying to kill.
Speaker 1: But we have to move on to lots of boring
Speaker 1: stuff and well getting back to the sailing though. This
Speaker 1: is why the vacation is cheap, right.
Speaker 2: Because it costs any money.
Speaker 1: The reason that this franchise, the vessel on this franchise, Parsips,
Speaker 1: is cheaper than other franchises because it's life threatening and
Speaker 1: when you go on vacations you usually don't factor in
Speaker 1: that a drawer could fly off and uh snap your achilles,
Speaker 1: you know, from across the room. But the mirror, the
Speaker 1: ord Yeah, you poop on the mirror, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: on this vacation, that's a definite possibility. So she fucking
Speaker 1: Daffodil says she traveled nicely a while he's healing over.
Speaker 1: Not really, the draw the drawers have broken off their hinges.
Speaker 1: Every single bottle of booze they have is exploded on
Speaker 1: the ground, and the guests have to literally bolt themselves.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just can't talk. I just can't do it.
Speaker 2: Meme either. This is what Bravo pisses me off. I
Speaker 2: gotta do this podcast at seven o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm pissed. Yeah, and we usually do it
Speaker 1: in the morning. We're gonna get back in the morning
Speaker 1: schedule next week. But this is why we've waged war.
Speaker 1: I mean, we haven't recorded a podcast at night.
Speaker 2: In years, months, probably a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say it's really tough.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get back at you.
Speaker 1: Driving over here was so surreal.
Speaker 2: It's so dark because you know it's daylight.
Speaker 1: Daylight's night.
Speaker 2: Bravo. We will get our revenge.
Speaker 1: Right well, exact it all right, So for dinner we
Speaker 1: might get crazy and s hear some scallops. Oh, Danny
Speaker 1: and Keith are flirting again. Keith describes Danny's strategy as
Speaker 1: fishing without shame. Quite apt, Keith, But you're a sea rat.
Speaker 1: Shame has no place here, so you shouldn't be too
Speaker 1: precious about it. Okay.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like having a.
Speaker 1: It's like having a heart in war, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just not a factor. You have to
Speaker 1: go and you have to kill, and you have to fuck.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's all you can do.
Speaker 1: Leave the humanity out of it. Yes, so one of
Speaker 1: the guests explodes a burp out of herself when we
Speaker 1: get to a tacky table scape and we get to
Speaker 1: some more sea rat history, which I don't think is
Speaker 1: going to land positively on the Richter.
Speaker 2: I didn't catch this one, Dyl, You're gonna have to
Speaker 2: handle this one.
Speaker 1: No problem. Danny's siblings were academics, right, They excelled in
Speaker 1: stem and while Danny tried to find her kind of
Speaker 1: intellectual path, she stumbled upon art and fast forward. You know,
Speaker 1: people were like, what are you going to do with art?
Speaker 1: We see what she's done with art. She's a sea
Speaker 1: rat and the tablescape is very important to her because
Speaker 1: of her creativity. She does not want to put her
Speaker 1: name on anything that is not beautifully thought out right,
Speaker 1: Oh perfectionist. Yeah, we creative perfectionist, you know, a little
Speaker 1: bit like I don't know Oppenheimer. Oh so she's pissed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she thought of doing a TACKI tablescape is not going
Speaker 1: to work.
Speaker 2: Now, this gets cleared up later. It was a verbage issue.
Speaker 2: Taki means just fun and wins the goal or zone.
Speaker 2: I don't forget how.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think any verbage issue could warrant
Speaker 1: tears in this situation.
Speaker 2: Now, And that's why the walls talking. She's a nut, Danny.
Speaker 2: You want to come on the show and not have
Speaker 2: to deal with Bravo, just hit me up on another
Speaker 2: blowd ex discast.
Speaker 1: Let it loose, girl, We'll talk ghosts, We'll talk whatever
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 2: When they start making you look like an idiot on
Speaker 2: the show, just come on in here, just come on
Speaker 2: the shell, make your case with us. We don't to
Speaker 2: deal with Bravo pr anymore. Fuck them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are no longer Mariah Carey, and you're pissed off.
Speaker 2: I don't get my screeners anymore. I'm tired and I'm
Speaker 2: recapping this show at night. Okay, you will pay.
Speaker 1: Bron all right. So Daffodil ask if Kloise can touch
Speaker 1: his toes. That's never that odd of a question. But
Speaker 1: if it's coming from Daffodil, I feel like it's concerning origins,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, It's a little bit like when a
Speaker 1: boa is sleeping stiff next to you, they're kind of
Speaker 1: sizing you up for something now with daffodil. I think
Speaker 1: it's some kind of tantric releprechaun like kind of wheelbarrow
Speaker 1: position or something like that.
Speaker 2: Anything's possible, anything, it'll be under the guys. If I'm
Speaker 2: a free spirit, right, you just put your finger in
Speaker 2: my boss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, enough with the free spirit stuff. You're
Speaker 1: an imp and a deviant, you know, all these people
Speaker 1: like I'm just a free you're shooting heroin.
Speaker 2: I'm a free spirit, all right, So all right, so
Speaker 2: this is this was a part of the show where
Speaker 2: it really showed that Gary's a fucking douchebag. Okay, so meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Emma didn't tie a knot correctly. So that tender is
Speaker 2: like banging on the side of the ball, and Gary
Speaker 2: is pissed. He says when he jumps down there and
Speaker 2: does like a quick little what do you call it,
Speaker 2: I scop or whatever, He's like, there's scratches, Hey, asshole,
Speaker 2: there's a fucking huge hole in that thing that you created.
Speaker 2: How dare you God, i'mna be hard on Gary this year.
Speaker 1: That's a good it's a really good point. Emma could
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I know that that is that does
Speaker 1: look bad or like, well, not that looks spo, you know,
Speaker 1: That's what she sayds like, but she could just point
Speaker 1: to the other side of the boat and there's a
Speaker 1: hole that it looks like a missile hit it. Now
Speaker 1: I think that he's having a tough time with Emma.
Speaker 1: I think he's bizarrely kind of patient with her. I
Speaker 1: think he's on thin ice. They think he knows it definitely.
Speaker 1: So let's get to Danny telling Deanna about being concerned.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we broke this down. Listen to Danny. She says,
Speaker 1: it was very laughable to me to say, I don't
Speaker 1: want my name on this, right because right, right, right,
Speaker 1: it's a table scale for Texans eating deconstructed piea on
Speaker 1: below deck and it happened a year ago. But I
Speaker 1: would say to Danny, the more kind of concerning thing
Speaker 1: that your name is on is the entirety of the show, right,
Speaker 1: which will present you as a c rat. Right. So
Speaker 1: that's a tough thing to have your name on. It's
Speaker 1: a little bit like me and Pat having our name
Speaker 1: on this, you know, will never work again, you know,
Speaker 1: So you just have to kind of commit to it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, be proud of it and
Speaker 1: don't say putting your name on it? What are we like?
Speaker 1: What did we are? A manual?
Speaker 2: Put your name on Yeah.
Speaker 1: Famously Ari Emmanuel said it like that. So moving on,
Speaker 1: let's get to dinner. The table setting looks fairly sparse.
Speaker 1: I think the kids would say mid. After all of that,
Speaker 1: it's quite mid dinner is authentic. It's going to be
Speaker 1: an authentic experience. Saffron risotto paiea style with the toppings
Speaker 1: all a carte to slop on to the risotto. This
Speaker 1: is an insult to the culinary history, and I would
Speaker 1: say the entire national history of the country of Spain.
Speaker 1: What Klois did tonight was cowardly. What Clois did tonight
Speaker 1: was given the mastery of the culinary arts. He decided
Speaker 1: to shirk the challenge of cooking the fish in the Paea,
Speaker 1: which is really one of the most challenging pieces of
Speaker 1: the art form. I mean, there are people that cook
Speaker 1: this thing and this thing only for their entire lives.
Speaker 1: They don't fucking make the rice and then tell you
Speaker 1: put some scallops on top of That's just not how
Speaker 1: it's done. You pick, you know, you have to be
Speaker 1: very diligent about this, But I don't think that Paea
Speaker 1: was something that he could pull off in this kitchen.
Speaker 1: Maybe either way, it's two.
Speaker 2: Pots, two pots, two right, let's get to the other.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of the chicken Big Mac the.
Speaker 2: Chicken big Mat? First off, never order any chicken dishes
Speaker 2: from fast food places.
Speaker 1: Why do you say that, Well, because well, I mean
Speaker 1: obviously it's well they smashed talents.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean two weeks ago, that little chicken he
Speaker 2: just came out of a you know, his mama's well
Speaker 2: an egg or something, and next thing you know, he's
Speaker 2: like eighty two pounds. You know, you don't want to be.
Speaker 1: You're talking about the chickens. Pussy it comes out of
Speaker 1: the chickens.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, you don't want any chicken because,
Speaker 2: like two weeks ago, he's like a little baby and
Speaker 2: he's like eighty two pounds. How do you get to
Speaker 2: be eighty two pounds?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 2: And you eat I don't eat grilled chicken from fast
Speaker 2: food places anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, not anymore? Do you eat beef? No till you
Speaker 1: know what I meant, You only get the impossible burger.
Speaker 2: Which unfortunately they've discontinued so now I'm fucked, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you really just eat turkey. I eat just turkey.
Speaker 2: Today I had an avocado sandwich.
Speaker 1: What was on the avocada sandwich?
Speaker 2: Mustard, tomatoes, pickles, and lettuce.
Speaker 1: An avocada in avocata. That's nice, you know, that's a
Speaker 1: nice lunch. All right. So one of the ladies, Uh, Theresa,
Speaker 1: her tits keep popping out of her clothing. Been there, sister,
Speaker 1: been there. So bread and butter pudding is for dessert.
Speaker 1: It needs to be microwave for about seven minutes before
Speaker 1: it goes up. This is a real brain fart moment.
Speaker 1: I mean, he just doesn't put the pudding in the oven,
Speaker 1: and these poor poring ladies are just sitting there waiting. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't think that the clear time. I mean we've
Speaker 1: seen egregious gaps in front of house things, right right.
Speaker 1: I don't think that twenty two minutes comes anywhere close
Speaker 1: to the things that we've seen. I mean, it took
Speaker 1: Kiko three and a half hours to get a fish
Speaker 1: stew out and Domino brownies two black people. You know,
Speaker 1: we've seen really bad timing on this.
Speaker 2: Show that I was that was it Vegas themed?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know what make not shows not chos, make
Speaker 3: them nothos. You know, they're pang like Vegas. Vegas, I
Speaker 3: think like fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: A day, a day. That was awesome. All right, So Dylan,
Speaker 2: what are your Was it bread and putting or bread pudding?
Speaker 1: Bread pudding?
Speaker 2: Underrated dessert?
Speaker 1: I must say, oh, very underrated dessert. Now, it's a
Speaker 1: good question. You asked, was it bread or just what
Speaker 1: was the question?
Speaker 2: You asked? Bread and pudding or bread pudding?
Speaker 1: Bread and pudding. It's it's an interesting question because I
Speaker 1: thought that the bread pudding looked a little bit too
Speaker 1: to the pieces were their own people, you know, And
Speaker 1: you don't need that in a bread pudding. You want
Speaker 1: kind of a loosely formed, congealed glob of unbelievably delicious
Speaker 1: shit that won't give you cancer. It'll just make you fat.
Speaker 1: You know. It's I heard the craziest thing the other day.
Speaker 1: When you get fat, it's your body taking X this
Speaker 1: stuff and going, this will kill you if it's anywhere
Speaker 1: around these things. I got to keep you alive. Isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy?
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you I'm at the age now I
Speaker 2: I was a video came up. It happened to be
Speaker 2: you and I like five years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, we were at Hooters. We were doing some drink
Speaker 2: promotion for something.
Speaker 1: Oh really, well, we looked.
Speaker 2: So young and good and I looked at myself in
Speaker 2: the mirror. Oh my god, I'm right on the cusp
Speaker 2: of being the pasty white.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, welcome to the team. Welcome to the team.
Speaker 2: I can't I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna fight it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look like Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: You do look like Tom Cruise. I would say, hey, look,
Speaker 1: you look like a scientologist. Why'd you do that? Come here,
Speaker 1: Come here?
Speaker 2: Why did you do that?
Speaker 1: One of the all time videos.
Speaker 2: Tom Oh, Tom did that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Tom got spritzed in the face by a French journalist.
Speaker 2: Two guys. I want to say.
Speaker 1: It was a guy who had a little lapel with water,
Speaker 1: you know. And Tom Cruise did the miscavige power wristhold.
Speaker 2: Why'd you do that?
Speaker 1: Completely trapped him? There.
Speaker 2: I love Tom.
Speaker 1: I love Tom too. You know. Him doing that is
Speaker 1: a little bit like you know, superhero mentor saying you
Speaker 1: cannot be seen doing this in public. You have to
Speaker 1: keep anonymity. He cannot that that was a little slip up.
Speaker 1: He he deployed scientology tactics thing.
Speaker 2: He had a couple slip ups around that time.
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny on the couch, uh, while.
Speaker 2: He jumped on the couch that he got in a
Speaker 2: fight with Matt Lower. It's like Matt Matt.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Matt Lower had a button underneath his desk so
Speaker 1: he could lock his door remotely while he was banging.
Speaker 2: Lois, thank you for coming in. Oh you're rattling the door.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, it's not going to open.
Speaker 1: How many people did he did he go? When mad
Speaker 1: Man Matt what's it called mad Ben? You know when
Speaker 1: that shows at its peak. He was at Dinners expensing
Speaker 1: now talking to his buddies. He's like, guys, listen, it's
Speaker 1: not in the fifties for me.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, you pig, you're going to ruin your life.
Speaker 2: Matt. I would tronolog with you. Dude, you probably should stop.
Speaker 1: You had a button install. Let me come on, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's too much entered. It's just so much energy committed
Speaker 1: to this this ruse. I mean, it's just crazy. Focus
Speaker 1: on the news man, all right, So the guests say
Speaker 1: that it is the best bread pudding name ever had. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Cloise, you know, we're very confused over the delivery
Speaker 1: of these dishes. Whose fault is it, Dylan m this
Speaker 1: is I would say sixty forty. Well, the first episode
Speaker 1: was ninety nine to one.
Speaker 2: That would be against Daisy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Daisy's fault. And this is why, this is what's
Speaker 1: a little unlikable about Daisy, the shirking of no zero accountability,
Speaker 1: always other people doing things. This was fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: Cloise should fire the desserts when he's told by Emma,
Speaker 1: and Emma should not be telling Cloise to fire because
Speaker 1: Emma's a fucking deckhand, the lowest ranking deckhand. How are
Speaker 1: we on episode or night two You're sending down a
Speaker 1: fucking deckhand to tell the chef to fire the It's
Speaker 1: just like way too sloppy. You know. We gotta find
Speaker 1: something between Asia and the girls doing that psychotic synchronized
Speaker 1: plating and this. Let's just find a middle ground there
Speaker 1: and stick there. You know, it's crazy bad news bears.
Speaker 1: So we get to the next morning. We want to
Speaker 1: do a flo topium, but we've got a problem. There's
Speaker 1: too many rocks, there's too many currents and there's too
Speaker 1: many people everywhere. Also, we do not have the equipment
Speaker 1: to do it, but that will not stop the sea.
Speaker 1: Rets they find a spot and Klois wants to go
Speaker 1: skeduing with the guests or something. I don't know what
Speaker 1: has gotten into this young bull, but this is just
Speaker 1: not when he.
Speaker 2: Needs to live. He's in under the sunlight of Spain.
Speaker 2: I believe he says, he's been trapped on that goddamn
Speaker 2: boat all day. Right, sim get a little son. This
Speaker 2: is a young.
Speaker 1: Person. They present as dumb because they are right, because
Speaker 1: they're still trying to Like, Like, I remember when I
Speaker 1: had my like one of my first corporate jobs. I
Speaker 1: started to really hate it and I just started taking
Speaker 1: smoke breaks all the time. So and my boss was like,
Speaker 1: you can't take eight smoke breaks? And I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is your problem?
Speaker 2: All right? Yeah, So when you're young, what you do
Speaker 2: is you think, hey, I'm gonna be a real idiot
Speaker 2: at this job. Yeah, but it's not gonna matter because
Speaker 2: later on there's gonna be a movie made about it,
Speaker 2: and or I'll tell it on the Jimmy Kimmels Show.
Speaker 2: Everyone's gonna laugh, like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I worked at
Speaker 2: Subway and one time, Jimmy I got pissed at this
Speaker 2: customer because he was like a racist something. I came
Speaker 2: in a sounding okay, and then the audience laughs, right,
Speaker 2: And my point is is that when you're twenty four,
Speaker 2: you can do shit like this because it's just gonna
Speaker 2: make a good story. And I'd argue, this is why
Speaker 2: young people are horrible people in the service industry. They'll
Speaker 2: come in your cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: Right, and they too have delusions of grandeur, and it's
Speaker 1: crazy because they do they just they throw their slop,
Speaker 1: they're penis slop on your food and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and it's like that's not sanitary at all. But what
Speaker 1: it is is it's the last kind of vestiges of
Speaker 1: trying to figure out the rules. Right. So like when
Speaker 1: you're a kid, you go up to somebody and you
Speaker 1: go you're fat, and then they start crying. You learn
Speaker 1: a rule like that hurts somebody's feelings, right, But when
Speaker 1: you're twenty two you get into this. Like I remember,
Speaker 1: and we'll end the show in one second. But I
Speaker 1: was at a horrible, horrible job that I hated so much,
Speaker 1: and I would just play video games. I think I
Speaker 1: just played League of Legends there and and I couldn't
Speaker 1: wait for the barbecue chicken wrap. It was across the street.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite part about the job. I just thought
Speaker 1: that that restaurant did a fantastic job with the rap.
Speaker 1: But I went to the guy I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not really feeling it. I just want to give
Speaker 1: you guys a heads up. And he was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I understand. And we had a great conversation. The next day.
Speaker 1: They were like, this is the person will be training
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what do you mean. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: you're fire, We're going to fire, and I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was just telling you I'm not really feeling it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave when I.
Speaker 2: Wady, when I'm ready to leave. Yeah, it didn't mean
Speaker 2: like today.
Speaker 1: He was like, well, it's not today, it's two weeks.
Speaker 1: This is your two week notice. It was like, God,
Speaker 1: we had such a good talk. Okay. So Chloy's just
Speaker 1: having a fun time in the sun and Gary is
Speaker 1: not happy at all.
Speaker 2: Well, he's not happy because Emma didn't inflate all the inflator.
Speaker 2: She fucked up. It's half done. Yeah, and he doesn't
Speaker 2: think she's taking her job seriously.
Speaker 1: It's really cheesed. Yeah, you don't think he takes his
Speaker 1: job serious, that's right, right. You know, it was funny
Speaker 1: when he was driving the tenders. He left off a
Speaker 1: vital piece of information. The tender is pretty easy to drive,
Speaker 1: but the thing that you don't want to do is
Speaker 1: drive it with somebody that you desperately want to have
Speaker 1: sex with in low light. And he didn't mention that
Speaker 1: at all, not at all, you know. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just very dishonest.
Speaker 2: Now I'm concerned about Captain Glenn here because I really
Speaker 2: like him, but I feel like he's kind of overacting
Speaker 2: a little bit, a little thinking. What's he thinking? He
Speaker 2: needs to get back on the boat to prep the food.
Speaker 1: These carrots aren't gonna peel themselves.
Speaker 2: What's he thinking, Glenn knock it off?
Speaker 1: Well, I think he's got a good point this, This
Speaker 1: little idiot should not be swimming in the flotopia while he's,
Speaker 1: you know, meant to have be back at the boat work.
Speaker 1: But you know, we all test the rules sometimes. Next
Speaker 1: week looks fun. Looks like Emma's gonna get piss face drunk, she.
Speaker 2: Said, the season is gonna be good. But Sea Rats
Speaker 2: have told me that in private before, and he doesn't
Speaker 2: always pan out any want.
Speaker 1: To hear all? Right, Well, get in the comments. Let
Speaker 1: us know. Should Kloyes have agreed to the payment? When
Speaker 1: did you? Have you ever?
Speaker 2: Have you ever split a bill and felt uncomfortable about it?
Speaker 2: Like you got burned? Are you one of those scumbags
Speaker 2: that you know, orders a lot of drinks and you
Speaker 2: just think it should be even.
Speaker 1: Steve, fifty to fifty even Steve. And that's how the
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