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<v Speaker 1>They seem very sweet. The reason why this episode suffers

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<v Speaker 1>is because the guests are too nice. They're too nice.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not demanding, and they're not nice in an entertaining way.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just really lovely women.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Amy's kind of interesting though. She looks like one

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<v Speaker 2>of those sister wives. I don't know if you watch

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<v Speaker 2>that on TLC, I don't. Well, this guy named Cody,

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<v Speaker 2>he's the husband, you know. Yeah, he marries women. He's

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<v Speaker 2>got like poodle hair. Anywhere that guy on he bangs you,

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<v Speaker 2>he makes you miserable for the rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 1>His comments toxic, yeah, or his.

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<v Speaker 2>Dick or something. But you you have sex with him

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<v Speaker 2>or have kids, God forbid, your life is gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>in waste.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyway, she looks like one of them. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, welcome to another brand speaking new episode of another

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<v Speaker 1>Below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan and Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey. Dyl. We gotta apologize for getting this episode out

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<v Speaker 2>a little later than usual. I want to put the

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<v Speaker 2>full blame on Bravo, who once again is not giving

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<v Speaker 2>us screeners, so we need to move our schedules.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that you don't want to put the blame

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<v Speaker 1>on Bravo. It's that two plus two equals for there's

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<v Speaker 1>no other entity to blame other than the entity that

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<v Speaker 1>we were at war with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Dylan. I've mentioned this before and it seems

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<v Speaker 2>really petty at this point, I think for some of

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<v Speaker 2>our audience, but a lot of producers and people affiliate

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<v Speaker 2>with the show. Listen, if you are listening, we are

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<v Speaker 2>dropping an interview this week. We're not gonna let you

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<v Speaker 2>know who we're talking to, but it's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>really fun and Bravo's going to be pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna Are they going to be pissed? Or is

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<v Speaker 1>it really going to be that.

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<v Speaker 2>Insane because I'm going to get out of this particular

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<v Speaker 2>person everything about the behind the scenes because that drives

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<v Speaker 2>them nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, all right, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I've reached out to Colin. If some of you

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<v Speaker 2>who's that Colin? This old sea.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog, Oh the Seed?

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<v Speaker 2>He's on the show anymore. We have gone back and forth.

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<v Speaker 2>He has not agreed to be on the show yet,

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<v Speaker 2>but perhaps with some of your prompting, as listeners that

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<v Speaker 2>are follow him on Instagram, hit him up in his

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<v Speaker 2>DMS and say, talk to the guys at another below

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<v Speaker 2>Deck podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You're weaponizing the barnacle.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. I am well.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen support us from whichever way you can, including go

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<v Speaker 1>covering this season finale, Love is Blind is coming to

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<v Speaker 1>a close. Will six of the most psychologically unwell people

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<v Speaker 1>on television get married to one another? We don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Lake City there and what happened last episode? Last episode

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<v Speaker 1>was really it was kind of a bummer. Mary Cosby's

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<v Speaker 1>son is all.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, yes, so we got out. We got the

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<v Speaker 2>update on crazy Dylan. You were, in fact correct. He

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<v Speaker 2>went to rehab. Thank god, thank God looking out for him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's in a rehab.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you want to hear us make fun of him,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding, we don't, we probably do. Go to Patreon

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<v Speaker 1>dot com, Slash another podcast network. I am Good and High.

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to a Little Dead on the way over here. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Little Fire on the Mountain, and I'm ready to break

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<v Speaker 1>this episode down. Is it a bad episode? Yes? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it a boring episode, a tedious episode? I'd say yes.

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<v Speaker 1>But because I'm good and high and listen to a

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<v Speaker 1>little fire on the mountain, I think we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>a really, really good time. I give it one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>pots one yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, okay, uh, let me just say this, Dylan, I

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<v Speaker 2>think Klois uh has a little something in the business

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<v Speaker 2>we call it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought you were gonna say autism.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Well, we'll get to his Sea Rats story later on.

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<v Speaker 2>And how old Patty feels.

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<v Speaker 1>About I really did think you were going to say that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, Uh, he's interesting. I see a big

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<v Speaker 2>future for this kid in this franchise.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Floatopia Yeah yeah, and I have to that

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty intentive.

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<v Speaker 1>Flood Topia was a little ratchet this year lineup, wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>that good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah yeah. I think uh Usher was headed head

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<v Speaker 2>lighting or something. You know what, This show just works.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we need four Fight?

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a band that would play at float Top

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. I love Cake Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I've seen him live there They duds. Oh they're

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<v Speaker 2>so no.

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<v Speaker 1>I play to a live audience of captive parents going

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<v Speaker 1>the distance in high school rock band?

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<v Speaker 2>You did? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Gee, I can't believe those that that business went out

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<v Speaker 2>of business. Yeah, rock band, Guitar Hero. It seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>Man Guitar Hero was. Guitar Hero was a cultural moment.

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<v Speaker 2>It seemed like it could have kept going, but it.

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<v Speaker 1>Did keep going, you know, the same way that Skyrim

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<v Speaker 1>has kept going. You know what I mean. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>big Skyrim guy. But anyways, how many pots do you

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<v Speaker 1>give the episodes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, I'm gonna I like the episode. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I kind of I think this cast is

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<v Speaker 2>kind of working. Although I again, I can't tell if

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like Daisy or if I just have to

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<v Speaker 2>glue her and Gary together. I kind of feel bad

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, what is the latter option?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if Gary wasn't on the show, what I have

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<v Speaker 2>as much issue with day as I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so because I think that Daisy's interactions with

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<v Speaker 2>Her, oh, her interactions with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not saying that the ceiling is very hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be too brutal on Daisy, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of things about Daisy that are just

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, Dyil, I'm sorry, as.

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<v Speaker 1>Would any of us if we were on reality TV,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, Well, why don't we start with that. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna give the episode fifty up knots.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good number. That's a good strong number.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I start the episode off, Dylan, Yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So we begin the episode with the worst part of

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<v Speaker 2>this season, which is Gary and Daisy. Now, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the dinner scene, and this is when they step away

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<v Speaker 2>and they're both puffing away at cigarettes and they're discussing

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<v Speaker 2>the problems with their relationship. And I really wish that

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<v Speaker 2>every draw that they sucked off those SIGs made them

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<v Speaker 2>both more interesting. I understand that's not how nicotine works.

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<v Speaker 1>It worked for a live in in John, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, also those tight.

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<v Speaker 1>Pants, oh yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And the lesson to be learned from Greece, if you

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<v Speaker 2>really think about it, Dylan, is if you really want

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<v Speaker 2>to win the favor of a guy dressed like a slot.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's more like find yourself in a man, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because your identity is a lie until you meet the

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<v Speaker 1>right guy. Because you're a dumb woman, you couldn't know

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<v Speaker 1>who you are. But danny Zuko can tell you who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. That's right, because danny Zuko got back in

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<v Speaker 1>the leather. Danny Zuko didn't go you know what, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of like this seer sucker thing. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that you could, you know, dress like a shepherd's daughter

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<v Speaker 1>again and we could be No, he liked that she

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<v Speaker 1>looked like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Yeah, that's why they went in that car

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<v Speaker 2>and flew off into the sky.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. And that's a metaphor for death. They died in

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<v Speaker 1>senior year. It's actually really bummer ending.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's why they weren't Greece too, I guess. Okay, Well, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm begging you please, I know you're listening. Please edit

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<v Speaker 2>these two outs. Please. I don't know how many please

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<v Speaker 2>I can make to you if you If I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to watch this show through its entirety because I

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<v Speaker 2>have to do a podcast about it, I would definitely

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<v Speaker 2>fast forward through any scenes that these two are trying

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<v Speaker 2>to work through their problems. Case in point, this was

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<v Speaker 2>a scene from last night's as.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what Gary does.

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<v Speaker 2>You know in the moment, he's a total dick. Then

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<v Speaker 2>he goes into remorse full, guild lost apology, so I forgive.

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<v Speaker 1>A move on, and we're just in this vicious cycle

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<v Speaker 1>where we're never moving forward.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Gary, no one gives a fuck, Oh, no

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<v Speaker 2>one cares. Okay, get off this show. Look, there are

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<v Speaker 2>not two uninteresting people on reality TV right now that

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<v Speaker 2>compare to these two. And Dylan and I cover the

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<v Speaker 2>Golden Bachelorette that is a very boring show and very

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<v Speaker 2>uninteresting people.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns out we don't want to see the elderly on television.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't, not for an hour and a half and

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<v Speaker 2>definitely not two hours. And so anyway, that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And you said that you wish that they got more

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<v Speaker 1>interesting as they were sucking away on Parliament Lights, Parliament

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<v Speaker 1>full flavor, something with a recess so they can bump blow.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's funny that the Sea Rots kind of lead

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<v Speaker 1>the way with a lot of culture, especially our.

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<v Speaker 2>Tinis that's really popular right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Other things I really can't think of right now, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>There's probably other things, but they have really been a

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<v Speaker 1>stallwart for the tobacco industry. They just can't go them

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<v Speaker 1>and Malaysian children are bolstering Phillips. What are they called,

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<v Speaker 1>Philip Moore? I think phill everybody switched to zines, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what You know your product's really good when

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<v Speaker 2>you're willing to pay ten dollars a pack from.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. If sweet Tarts were ten dollars

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<v Speaker 1>a pack, I'd say, no, it's too expensive. It's an

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<v Speaker 1>overrated candy, all right. So Gary has learned that fighting

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<v Speaker 1>with Daisy is the worst outcome of what can happen

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<v Speaker 1>actual quote, And they both agree over giggles. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what's so uninteresting about them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost like it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it definitely doesn't matter. A few things do, but

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<v Speaker 1>they end obviously with giggles and neck kisses like they're little,

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<v Speaker 1>like they're like they're swans or something, sea rat swans

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<v Speaker 1>that are just macking each other's necks. And it's like, iw,

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<v Speaker 1>this is such a boring thing where you just seesaw

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth. Like I think we said, how long

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they won't, but the fact that it's even a

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we get we gotta get to check Gate.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get to check Gate. All right. This

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<v Speaker 2>is where Klois really takes issue with a long established

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<v Speaker 2>tradition of sea rats taking turns to pay for the bill.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's a I don't think it's a

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<v Speaker 2>It hasn't. I think that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think Freemasons are a long tradition.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that this is just Daisy's shit. Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>Another franchise we actually excuse me that we actually have.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's so crazy because on this other show I

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<v Speaker 1>filmed Conspiracy Social Club.

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<v Speaker 2>Check it out your vain in your neck?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a ball in my neck. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>I have I don't know something bad. I gotta I

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<v Speaker 1>think I might see it. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>You should get that checked. I'm looking at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't don't goof about my hand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm seeing it. It has red around it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's because I just poked myself in the neck.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, back to check Gate. All right, Chlois doesn't drink

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<v Speaker 2>as much dinner as the rest of these fucking sea rats. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so why should he be floating the bill for them?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is an interesting discussion. Getting the comments. Let

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<v Speaker 1>us know, you know, this is kind of what what

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<v Speaker 1>was that book? This is what Lord of the Flies

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<v Speaker 1>is about. Right, So this is group pressure. This is

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<v Speaker 1>hive mind thinking. I mean, everybody's just gone along with this,

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<v Speaker 1>and Close is the only reasonable person, in my opinion,

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<v Speaker 1>getting the comments. Let us know, this is a fluid thing.

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<v Speaker 1>If people want to cover certain things, people can cover

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<v Speaker 1>certain things. But this system of everybody gets one night,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want that at all. I don't want that

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<v Speaker 2>Night was twelve hundred dollars eighteen hundred or worse.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, these sea rats can really throw down some

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<v Speaker 1>Madori sour whatever. But you know I'd be like, absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>not to I was the craziest night. Everybody did ecstasy

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<v Speaker 1>and went back to the boat. I'm not paying for that,

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy, all right? So Old Patty, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I think the audience and this has been documented quite

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<v Speaker 2>a bit as we've had a during our podcasting careers.

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<v Speaker 2>Old Patty used to down three bottles to night I

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<v Speaker 2>think i'd be uh.

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<v Speaker 1>You were drunk and you always will be a drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's true. But when I was at three bottles

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<v Speaker 2>a night, and I think that would make me, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, alcoholic status.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I mean it's arguing. People could argue it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well I backed off that. No longer. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>drink wine anymore, but I still drink. But anyway, when

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<v Speaker 2>I was doing that, I when we go out with

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<v Speaker 2>another coupole or a group, you get excited. I pull

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<v Speaker 2>the waiter over and I'd say, hey, here's my credit card.

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<v Speaker 2>All the drinks are going to be on me because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be the one ordering the bottles. And

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<v Speaker 2>why should I push that on some person.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just a very easy way to take care of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, and I and I would do that all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. That's how you take care of it. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'd be embarrassed if you know, I ran.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a tension that gets so thick, you know, especially

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<v Speaker 1>with people who are cheap, when that stuff starts to

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you start to kind of do beautiful mind

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<v Speaker 1>calculations at the dinner table and you're like, well, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys eat well most of the food. Well, I know

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<v Speaker 1>the drinks are more expensive, but you know it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>tough sometimes. So the vibe is deteriorating rapidly. There is

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<v Speaker 1>no ball of snakes, there is no fucking, there is no.

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<v Speaker 2>Sez oh this where we go back to the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>People are just going to bed. Now Klois is really

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<v Speaker 1>freaking out over this whole check eate thing. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>can't sleep, and the thing that puts him at peace,

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<v Speaker 1>at ease, at harmony is cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, del. You know, there are very unique ways

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<v Speaker 2>that men, in particular I can only speak to myself,

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<v Speaker 2>are able to put ourselves to sleep after a stressful night.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about masturbating, Well, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Can be somewhere. We go. Some men they drink, they

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<v Speaker 2>have two or three drinks, Some smoke a little weed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and as you aptly pointed out, till some men beat

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<v Speaker 2>off to videos of fat Indian women with heels quite niche.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we got into hot porn talk on our patroon.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe we had a I'm assuming a new patron

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, and we're disgusting and not funny and

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<v Speaker 2>we should stop talking about porn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I completely agree, and I meant to cut

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<v Speaker 1>that part out, but I'm lazy, so that's gonna stay

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<v Speaker 1>in perpetuity.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, anyway, he cooks, he cooks, And this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of like you know that Chinese guy in The

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<v Speaker 1>Prestige committing to his act, you know, the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Bale was in such awe of.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know the problem I have with that movie

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<v Speaker 2>is the same year they came out with the Illusionist,

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<v Speaker 2>I got two magic movies coming out in the same year.

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<v Speaker 1>Big magic movies. And this is how you know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is why you have to ask the questions like who's

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<v Speaker 1>telling who to make what? When? You know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a cee.

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<v Speaker 2>I two thousand and one, they were like three asteroid movies,

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<v Speaker 2>which you guys all coordinate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, right, right, that's what they call predictive programming. Everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think your dad created that word.

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<v Speaker 1>Right maybe?

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<v Speaker 2>All right till del del We got to get to

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<v Speaker 2>something really really important. Yeah, we have a little c

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<v Speaker 2>rat history. Yes, all right, do you have notes on

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<v Speaker 2>this that you'd like to I don't want to take.

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<v Speaker 1>Over there, no, no, no, no, I love when you

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<v Speaker 1>do history.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, good. Okay, we get some sea rat history from Klois.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here we go. These are the I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>the greatest hits here. When he was fourteen, someone called

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<v Speaker 2>him a jerk, and he was sixteen on a school bus,

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<v Speaker 2>someone gave him a nookie. Let me tell you something,

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<v Speaker 2>you whinty little bitch. Yeah, unless you're am I really yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm in Sassy this entire season. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>pissed at Bravo. But back to Klois with that funny name.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a bitch unless your sibling was murdered in

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<v Speaker 2>a drug deal gone sideways, or you watch your best

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<v Speaker 2>friend get eaten by a great white shark. Shut the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Hey, Pat, can I ask.

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<v Speaker 2>Minus ten points?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone called me a jerk when I was fourteen?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, can I ask you some there? Yeah? So

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<v Speaker 1>let's stay within the kind of ecosystem of his actual trauma. Right, So,

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<v Speaker 1>a fourteen year old says, you're jerk? Right now? What

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<v Speaker 1>could have happened that could actually lead us fast forward

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<v Speaker 1>ten years and regurgitate that as trauma and camera to

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<v Speaker 1>help out the story, like, what could have actually merited.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, someone called him a jerk, and he pulled the

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<v Speaker 2>gun out of his backpack.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we have a lot of school shootings in America,

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<v Speaker 1>so it makes a lot of sense why they would come.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I brought it down. Yeah, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>triggered to memory Dell and this is really embarrassing. Fifth grade,

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<v Speaker 2>I sleep over Dave Chevarasi's house and it was like

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<v Speaker 2>five of us. Daniel Kennedy was there, and anyway, his.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad, Now was he a Kennedy or how many bastard

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<v Speaker 1>children did the Kennedys have?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, you know, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>to say Kennedy, Daniel Kenny. Anyway, we're all sleeping because

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<v Speaker 2>we're supposed to go to bed at nine, but I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really have my parents around, so I was used

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<v Speaker 2>to staying up till midnight watching Saturday Night Live. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm bored. And what I didn't realize was his

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<v Speaker 2>dad was sleeping in the recliner chair. You know, he's

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<v Speaker 2>got to keep an eye on us. We might sneak

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<v Speaker 2>out all the lot, but everyone was snoring longs. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we hear a door open, like a car door open,

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<v Speaker 2>like in the apartment nearby, and some little kid goes,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think that? Who do you think? That?

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<v Speaker 2>Was a young and I think that's a girl, and

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<v Speaker 2>oh god, I can't finish this story. I think she's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone laughed okay, and then the dad goes out,

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<v Speaker 2>who was that? I couldn't take credit for the joke.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, will you put it on somebody else? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I just stayed quiet and hit under my sleeping bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm high. I think i'm high right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, yeah, because I was gonna say cute story really

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go anywhere. No, no, but do you think you

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<v Speaker 1>are high?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very high. I can I can feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So what were we talking about? You know, whenever

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<v Speaker 1>the episodes are really bad, our episodes are really different.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, usually we've got we're ninety five percent lean,

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<v Speaker 1>but tonight I think it's eighty twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So Danny is very pissed because Keith is boring as fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, and he's not fucking her, So I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>So Gary the R somehow was left out of my

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<v Speaker 1>notes and there's no auto correct, right, so it just

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<v Speaker 1>says gaze.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what you're going to point out is that

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<v Speaker 2>Gary and Klois eight oysters.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's just an odd thing. You know, when you

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<v Speaker 1>get the munchies, you think potato chicks, right, pizza?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Care for one more tan chicken tenders? Oysters? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bizarre thing. It's almost a little bit manipulative,

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<v Speaker 1>Gary to just walk into a kitchen and go, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I got the munchies. Do we have any oysters? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't say that that normally. That's fucking weird, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think that's ever been said but I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Think it's ever been said before. Gary's the first. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a reason why he's on the show. Right, So him

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<v Speaker 1>employs have quite a bit of a lovely evening to camaraderie.

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<v Speaker 1>It moves up to the teak for bro time. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this is nice, but it's not really what we're here for, right.

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<v Speaker 1>We are here for fucking We're here for sucking a

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<v Speaker 1>couple bros, smoking SIGs and drinking red wine. Again, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>say it's very nice, but you know, maybe we're burping

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<v Speaker 1>the season, right. We can't just start throwing up all

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<v Speaker 1>over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm concerned because I like Dianna Diana, whatever the hell

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<v Speaker 2>we're calling her, and of course Dina. She loses her

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<v Speaker 2>mind later in the episode, she's hearing voices.

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<v Speaker 1>What sorry, who are you talking? You're talking about Deanna

425
00:21:28.319 --> 00:21:30.160
<v Speaker 1>and Danny, right?

426
00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Are we calling her Diana or Diana?

427
00:21:32.960 --> 00:21:35.200
<v Speaker 1>But but you you it's not a it's not a

428
00:21:35.200 --> 00:21:37.720
<v Speaker 1>big deal, and I'm good to call Danny Dina for

429
00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:40.240
<v Speaker 1>the rest of the season. It's Dina to me is

430
00:21:40.279 --> 00:21:43.960
<v Speaker 1>such a It's like a Carmela, Like Carmelo soprano could

431
00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:47.480
<v Speaker 1>have been named Dina. You know what I mean. But sorry,

432
00:21:47.559 --> 00:21:49.519
<v Speaker 1>I don't mean to get so hung up on that.

433
00:21:49.599 --> 00:21:50.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

434
00:21:50.400 --> 00:21:54.279
<v Speaker 2>The point I was making, yeah, was that I'm struggling

435
00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:59.079
<v Speaker 2>for we have two great uh stews, but the dudes

436
00:21:59.119 --> 00:22:01.559
<v Speaker 2>that they cast, no one wants to fuck Gary. Gary's

437
00:22:01.599 --> 00:22:06.000
<v Speaker 2>a wrinkly, old, boring, gross guy, so and Kloys is

438
00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:07.920
<v Speaker 2>too young. So all we have is Keith.

439
00:22:08.839 --> 00:22:14.720
<v Speaker 1>Well, and you forgot daffodil, now daffodil. It should be

440
00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:18.599
<v Speaker 1>mentioned that in between oh yeah, he's there, well, he's

441
00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:22.039
<v Speaker 1>not there actually with the boys during bro time, red

442
00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:26.000
<v Speaker 1>wine and cigarette bro time, he's actually crawling into his

443
00:22:26.119 --> 00:22:30.319
<v Speaker 1>bunk above Captain Glenn, who is a little Canadian man. Now,

444
00:22:31.279 --> 00:22:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Daffodil sleeps in the nude obviously, right, he's married to

445
00:22:35.640 --> 00:22:38.319
<v Speaker 1>a man on Facebook and in real life I think so.

446
00:22:38.759 --> 00:22:41.160
<v Speaker 1>And he likes to go to raves, so obviously he

447
00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:44.119
<v Speaker 1>sleeps in the NWD. But you know the creepy cams.

448
00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:46.680
<v Speaker 1>This is one of the most intrusive creepy cams we've

449
00:22:46.680 --> 00:22:50.160
<v Speaker 1>ever seen. It was a full cavern shot of Daffodil,

450
00:22:53.680 --> 00:22:57.359
<v Speaker 1>fault line in balls and all just climbing into the

451
00:22:57.400 --> 00:23:00.759
<v Speaker 1>top bunk and it was just like, oh, daff you

452
00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:02.960
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. I mean, it's absolutely.

453
00:23:02.519 --> 00:23:04.039
<v Speaker 2>Well, feel bad for Captain Glenn.

454
00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:09.200
<v Speaker 1>It's absolutely Daffodil. So Danny talks about Keith's cock and

455
00:23:09.279 --> 00:23:12.680
<v Speaker 1>we get to it that being the preference sheet, meaning

456
00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:14.400
<v Speaker 1>this is bad hosting. We get to the next day.

457
00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Next morning, Jamie's turning sixty, bringing her daughters and some

458
00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:22.559
<v Speaker 2>of her friends. They're gonna have papaya, is that right?

459
00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:23.039
<v Speaker 1>Yep?

460
00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:28.039
<v Speaker 2>And then that float topia. Who would have known that

461
00:23:28.039 --> 00:23:30.920
<v Speaker 2>that would be so fucking cool? And then they're gonna

462
00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:33.039
<v Speaker 2>have a dinner under the sea. I guess we'll get

463
00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:35.240
<v Speaker 2>to that. And this is where Glenn has an idea

464
00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:38.480
<v Speaker 2>he knows a little place where mermaids live. And what

465
00:23:38.599 --> 00:23:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Glenn doesn't say is there's only four left. You know.

466
00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:44.880
<v Speaker 1>What happened to the rest of.

467
00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:47.920
<v Speaker 2>We fucking killed the others, so they're terrified when he's

468
00:23:48.200 --> 00:23:49.279
<v Speaker 2>rolling that boat over there.

469
00:23:49.319 --> 00:23:54.880
<v Speaker 1>That's so interesting. Wow, that really kind of opens his

470
00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:58.440
<v Speaker 1>story up in a more meaningful way. You know, we

471
00:23:58.519 --> 00:24:01.079
<v Speaker 1>thought the entire time that he was just killing sex workers.

472
00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:03.680
<v Speaker 2>No, no, mermaids. No, he's moved on.

473
00:24:04.440 --> 00:24:08.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh do you think he's moved on or has it beenid.

474
00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:09.839
<v Speaker 2>The rest of us so he can kill them that

475
00:24:10.119 --> 00:24:10.480
<v Speaker 2>You know.

476
00:24:10.839 --> 00:24:15.200
<v Speaker 1>His father was brought to the rock line by the

477
00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:17.440
<v Speaker 1>mermaids and he's been on a quest to kill every

478
00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:20.160
<v Speaker 1>single one of them ever since. Now that's a five

479
00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:22.680
<v Speaker 1>on the sea rats, not, it's not.

480
00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:25.440
<v Speaker 2>One of them gave him a noogie one time, so

481
00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:29.640
<v Speaker 2>he had to hunt them down until he completely.

482
00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Annihilated their population. No, he is listening to an audiobook

483
00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:38.480
<v Speaker 1>and he hears that I think the Spanish government threw

484
00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>lepers in the water somewhere and they did not die.

485
00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:44.640
<v Speaker 1>They actually survived and turned into just vile creatures. So

486
00:24:44.799 --> 00:24:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Glenn's gonna bring the guests over there, right, yeah, I can't.

487
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:49.559
<v Speaker 2>Wait for that.

488
00:24:50.039 --> 00:24:50.279
<v Speaker 1>For that.

489
00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:52.400
<v Speaker 2>So when they start screaming and horror like.

490
00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:55.759
<v Speaker 1>No, right, right, right, right, Well, they're very scary. Their

491
00:24:55.759 --> 00:25:00.960
<v Speaker 1>skin is like kind of like a translucent gray, and

492
00:25:01.039 --> 00:25:06.759
<v Speaker 1>their teeth are gone pretty much. So one thing about

493
00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:12.319
<v Speaker 1>this preference sheet meeting. Daisy looks at Gary. I don't

494
00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:15.680
<v Speaker 1>know if you got this, but is she mad at him? Again? No,

495
00:25:16.039 --> 00:25:20.119
<v Speaker 1>it's a total polar opposite kind of Look, she's throwing

496
00:25:20.200 --> 00:25:24.759
<v Speaker 1>them a look. They're doing this thing where it's sexy

497
00:25:24.799 --> 00:25:29.680
<v Speaker 1>face again. And maybe they're just playful. Maybe they won't

498
00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:32.279
<v Speaker 1>touch one another, but you know, it's it's a little

499
00:25:32.279 --> 00:25:34.319
<v Speaker 1>bit like Brittany and the os Man on Salt Lake.

500
00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:38.519
<v Speaker 1>It's like, let's figure this out, right, Well, I was.

501
00:25:38.519 --> 00:25:41.559
<v Speaker 2>Gonna say, even if no one cares, no one.

502
00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Cares, all right, let's get to him. Meanwhile, all right, meanwhile,

503
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:45.200
<v Speaker 1>can I do it? Tell? Yeah?

504
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.599
<v Speaker 2>All right, we have Danny and Deanna and they're bonding

505
00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:51.920
<v Speaker 2>over not being bitches to each other. And this alliance

506
00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:53.200
<v Speaker 2>is short lived because.

507
00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:55.279
<v Speaker 1>It's one of the short slived alliances.

508
00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Maybe ever, that's right, because Danny's told she's going to

509
00:25:58.039 --> 00:26:01.880
<v Speaker 2>be cleaning poff toilets and whatever.

510
00:26:01.960 --> 00:26:04.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so, given what happened with Danny and

511
00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:09.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't I I'm gonna be a little insulting so

512
00:26:09.200 --> 00:26:12.000
<v Speaker 1>that we can hopefully lessen the load as we go

513
00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:15.960
<v Speaker 1>on in the season. Danny needs to see a therapist

514
00:26:16.599 --> 00:26:20.119
<v Speaker 1>post haste. Now. I know that it's hard to find

515
00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:25.480
<v Speaker 1>therapy when you're floating out in the ocean, completely rudderless,

516
00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:28.319
<v Speaker 1>with no roots attached to the ground of any in

517
00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:31.839
<v Speaker 1>any way, shape or form. But Zoom is powerful. Danny

518
00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:38.279
<v Speaker 1>is having mental breakdowns on this show now, and I

519
00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:42.079
<v Speaker 1>just worry for her. Later in the season, it's episode

520
00:26:42.119 --> 00:26:45.440
<v Speaker 1>three and the cracks are already really really forming.

521
00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:49.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, you know, Walls are talking to her, Della.

522
00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:52.680
<v Speaker 2>They told her get pissed about that table scape.

523
00:26:52.759 --> 00:26:55.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so maybe I'm gonna pump it a little bit

524
00:26:55.079 --> 00:26:55.640
<v Speaker 1>on Danny.

525
00:26:56.319 --> 00:27:00.240
<v Speaker 2>Now, let's we have another Oh, there's a nice and

526
00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:03.119
<v Speaker 2>I guess where Gary teaches the crew how to drive

527
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:06.119
<v Speaker 2>the tender. And then Emma gives us a little sa

528
00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:09.960
<v Speaker 2>rat history. I don't think it's a she gives Apparently

529
00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:14.559
<v Speaker 2>she was a personal trainer, a real estate agent. Ah,

530
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:16.119
<v Speaker 2>what else was she?

531
00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

532
00:27:17.640 --> 00:27:18.880
<v Speaker 2>I guess she Well, she's a sea.

533
00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:24.279
<v Speaker 1>Rat right right right, yeah, now listen, this was really crazy.

534
00:27:24.279 --> 00:27:26.599
<v Speaker 1>He was so out of line, you know. Kaylen texted

535
00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:27.559
<v Speaker 1>me while the show was going on.

536
00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:31.039
<v Speaker 2>Kaitlyn, Yeah, former producer.

537
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Actual producer of the show said he just said it

538
00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:38.039
<v Speaker 1>was like ten thirty seven at ninety texted me, makes

539
00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:41.839
<v Speaker 1>sense that Emma can't drive. I said why. He said,

540
00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:42.920
<v Speaker 1>because she's a woman.

541
00:27:43.799 --> 00:27:48.920
<v Speaker 2>He said that. I was like, that's crazy, Kaylen, It's like,

542
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:54.559
<v Speaker 2>what the hell, Jesus Kitle, Well, here's my advice for Amma,

543
00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:59.200
<v Speaker 2>because we've corresponded through DMS. I think she should work

544
00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:00.640
<v Speaker 2>at a zoo cats.

545
00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she likes cats and dogs. She wants to raise

546
00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:05.440
<v Speaker 1>five million of them, and I would say that that's

547
00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:08.680
<v Speaker 1>a virtuous and worthy endeavor being a sea Rit's not

548
00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:12.839
<v Speaker 1>really so the guests arrive. They seem very sweet. The

549
00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:16.440
<v Speaker 1>reason why this episode suffers is because the guests are

550
00:28:16.440 --> 00:28:21.640
<v Speaker 1>too nice. They're too nice. They're not demanding, and they're

551
00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:25.759
<v Speaker 1>not nice in an entertaining way. They're just really lovely women.

552
00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Amy's kind of interesting though, she looks like one

553
00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:31.039
<v Speaker 2>of those sister wives. I don't know if you watch

554
00:28:31.079 --> 00:28:34.599
<v Speaker 2>that on TLC, I don't. Well, this guy named Cody.

555
00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:37.440
<v Speaker 2>He's the husband, you know. Yeah, he marries women. He's

556
00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:39.799
<v Speaker 2>got like poodle hair anywhere.

557
00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:40.839
<v Speaker 1>Well, I know that guy.

558
00:28:40.839 --> 00:28:43.559
<v Speaker 2>Once he bangs you, he makes you miserable for the

559
00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:44.519
<v Speaker 2>rest of your life.

560
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:48.000
<v Speaker 1>His comments toxic, yeah.

561
00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Or his dick or something. But you you have sex

562
00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:52.759
<v Speaker 2>with him or have kids, God forbid, your life is

563
00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:56.319
<v Speaker 2>gonna be in waste. Right, yeah, anyway, she looks like

564
00:28:56.400 --> 00:29:04.960
<v Speaker 2>one of them, us ol Amy.

565
00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:10.839
<v Speaker 1>Well, Anna, I got say Anna, the matriarch, the primary.

566
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:14.400
<v Speaker 1>She almost dies right off the rip. Oh right, hey,

567
00:29:14.440 --> 00:29:15.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, very scary.

568
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:18.519
<v Speaker 2>I thought about this because Captain Glenn he likes it.

569
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:20.319
<v Speaker 2>He likes to go sailing, you know, and I and

570
00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:24.119
<v Speaker 2>I get yeah, he's like a kid at heart. Waste

571
00:29:24.119 --> 00:29:27.480
<v Speaker 2>no time getting those sales up. Shouldn't you warn everyone

572
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:29.119
<v Speaker 2>on the boat. We've joked about this quite a bit.

573
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Imagine if you're taking a dump or something. One minute,

574
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:34.160
<v Speaker 2>you're like, hey, look at me, I'm dropping a deuce

575
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:36.640
<v Speaker 2>in a yacht. Minute later, I'm like, oh, that's my

576
00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:37.759
<v Speaker 2>shit on the mirror.

577
00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:42.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm covering on my own movement. He should warn people

578
00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>yet my point, absolutely, and I think they do, but

579
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.160
<v Speaker 1>it not enough, and they heal too much. I think

580
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:51.119
<v Speaker 1>the reason why Glenn heals is because the mermaids that

581
00:29:51.160 --> 00:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>he's trying to obliterate they don't go super low, but

582
00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:56.440
<v Speaker 1>they go low enough to where you really need to

583
00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:58.559
<v Speaker 1>kind of get close to the waterline to be able

584
00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:00.599
<v Speaker 1>to see through and see the mermaids trying to kill.

585
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:04.359
<v Speaker 1>But we have to move on to lots of boring

586
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:08.839
<v Speaker 1>stuff and well getting back to the sailing though. This

587
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:12.240
<v Speaker 1>is why the vacation is cheap, right.

588
00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Because it costs any money.

589
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:19.880
<v Speaker 1>The reason that this franchise, the vessel on this franchise, Parsips,

590
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:24.759
<v Speaker 1>is cheaper than other franchises because it's life threatening and

591
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:28.839
<v Speaker 1>when you go on vacations you usually don't factor in

592
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:34.880
<v Speaker 1>that a drawer could fly off and uh snap your achilles,

593
00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:37.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, from across the room. But the mirror, the

594
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:40.000
<v Speaker 1>ord Yeah, you poop on the mirror, right, I mean,

595
00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:47.240
<v Speaker 1>on this vacation, that's a definite possibility. So she fucking

596
00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Daffodil says she traveled nicely a while he's healing over.

597
00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Not really, the draw the drawers have broken off their hinges.

598
00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Every single bottle of booze they have is exploded on

599
00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:02.559
<v Speaker 1>the ground, and the guests have to literally bolt themselves.

600
00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I just can't talk. I just can't do it.

601
00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:09.680
<v Speaker 2>Meme either. This is what Bravo pisses me off. I

602
00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:11.839
<v Speaker 2>gotta do this podcast at seven o'clock at night.

603
00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:14.079
<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm pissed. Yeah, and we usually do it

604
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:16.279
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. We're gonna get back in the morning

605
00:31:16.279 --> 00:31:19.720
<v Speaker 1>schedule next week. But this is why we've waged war.

606
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:22.319
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we haven't recorded a podcast at night.

607
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:27.119
<v Speaker 2>In years, months, probably a year.

608
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:30.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would say it's really tough.

609
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:31.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get back at you.

610
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Driving over here was so surreal.

611
00:31:34.079 --> 00:31:36.039
<v Speaker 2>It's so dark because you know it's daylight.

612
00:31:36.440 --> 00:31:37.039
<v Speaker 1>Daylight's night.

613
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Bravo. We will get our revenge.

614
00:31:39.880 --> 00:31:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Right well, exact it all right, So for dinner we

615
00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:48.640
<v Speaker 1>might get crazy and s hear some scallops. Oh, Danny

616
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:51.240
<v Speaker 1>and Keith are flirting again. Keith describes Danny's strategy as

617
00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:55.680
<v Speaker 1>fishing without shame. Quite apt, Keith, But you're a sea rat.

618
00:31:56.319 --> 00:31:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Shame has no place here, so you shouldn't be too

619
00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:00.960
<v Speaker 1>precious about it. Okay.

620
00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:02.279
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like having a.

621
00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:05.519
<v Speaker 1>It's like having a heart in war, you know what

622
00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:08.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's just not a factor. You have to

623
00:32:08.079 --> 00:32:09.440
<v Speaker 1>go and you have to kill, and you have to fuck.

624
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:11.079
<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's all you can do.

625
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Leave the humanity out of it. Yes, so one of

626
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:18.799
<v Speaker 1>the guests explodes a burp out of herself when we

627
00:32:18.880 --> 00:32:22.359
<v Speaker 1>get to a tacky table scape and we get to

628
00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:25.319
<v Speaker 1>some more sea rat history, which I don't think is

629
00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:28.640
<v Speaker 1>going to land positively on the Richter.

630
00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:30.839
<v Speaker 2>I didn't catch this one, Dyl, You're gonna have to

631
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:31.880
<v Speaker 2>handle this one.

632
00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:37.359
<v Speaker 1>No problem. Danny's siblings were academics, right, They excelled in

633
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:41.559
<v Speaker 1>stem and while Danny tried to find her kind of

634
00:32:41.599 --> 00:32:48.519
<v Speaker 1>intellectual path, she stumbled upon art and fast forward. You know,

635
00:32:48.519 --> 00:32:50.279
<v Speaker 1>people were like, what are you going to do with art?

636
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.559
<v Speaker 1>We see what she's done with art. She's a sea

637
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:57.920
<v Speaker 1>rat and the tablescape is very important to her because

638
00:32:58.000 --> 00:33:00.960
<v Speaker 1>of her creativity. She does not want to put her

639
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:06.880
<v Speaker 1>name on anything that is not beautifully thought out right,

640
00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:11.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh perfectionist. Yeah, we creative perfectionist, you know, a little

641
00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>bit like I don't know Oppenheimer. Oh so she's pissed. Yeah,

642
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:25.519
<v Speaker 1>she thought of doing a TACKI tablescape is not going

643
00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:25.839
<v Speaker 1>to work.

644
00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Now, this gets cleared up later. It was a verbage issue.

645
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Taki means just fun and wins the goal or zone.

646
00:33:33.160 --> 00:33:33.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't forget how.

647
00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:39.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I don't think any verbage issue could warrant

648
00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:41.440
<v Speaker 1>tears in this situation.

649
00:33:41.079 --> 00:33:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Now, And that's why the walls talking. She's a nut, Danny.

650
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:47.480
<v Speaker 2>You want to come on the show and not have

651
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:49.640
<v Speaker 2>to deal with Bravo, just hit me up on another

652
00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:50.559
<v Speaker 2>blowd ex discast.

653
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Let it loose, girl, We'll talk ghosts, We'll talk whatever

654
00:33:53.440 --> 00:33:53.799
<v Speaker 1>you want.

655
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:55.720
<v Speaker 2>When they start making you look like an idiot on

656
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:57.920
<v Speaker 2>the show, just come on in here, just come on

657
00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:00.200
<v Speaker 2>the shell, make your case with us. We don't to

658
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:03.400
<v Speaker 2>deal with Bravo pr anymore. Fuck them.

659
00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you are no longer Mariah Carey, and you're pissed off.

660
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:10.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't get my screeners anymore. I'm tired and I'm

661
00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:13.400
<v Speaker 2>recapping this show at night. Okay, you will pay.

662
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:20.719
<v Speaker 1>Bron all right. So Daffodil ask if Kloise can touch

663
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:24.000
<v Speaker 1>his toes. That's never that odd of a question. But

664
00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:28.719
<v Speaker 1>if it's coming from Daffodil, I feel like it's concerning origins,

665
00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:31.119
<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, It's a little bit like when a

666
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:35.400
<v Speaker 1>boa is sleeping stiff next to you, they're kind of

667
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:39.360
<v Speaker 1>sizing you up for something now with daffodil. I think

668
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:44.159
<v Speaker 1>it's some kind of tantric releprechaun like kind of wheelbarrow

669
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:45.559
<v Speaker 1>position or something like that.

670
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Anything's possible, anything, it'll be under the guys. If I'm

671
00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:50.880
<v Speaker 2>a free spirit, right, you just put your finger in

672
00:34:50.960 --> 00:34:51.360
<v Speaker 2>my boss.

673
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:54.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, enough with the free spirit stuff. You're

674
00:34:55.639 --> 00:34:58.199
<v Speaker 1>an imp and a deviant, you know, all these people

675
00:34:58.360 --> 00:35:00.800
<v Speaker 1>like I'm just a free you're shooting heroin.

676
00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:06.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm a free spirit, all right, So all right, so

677
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:09.320
<v Speaker 2>this is this was a part of the show where

678
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:13.559
<v Speaker 2>it really showed that Gary's a fucking douchebag. Okay, so meanwhile,

679
00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:17.039
<v Speaker 2>Emma didn't tie a knot correctly. So that tender is

680
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:22.280
<v Speaker 2>like banging on the side of the ball, and Gary

681
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:26.320
<v Speaker 2>is pissed. He says when he jumps down there and

682
00:35:26.360 --> 00:35:30.239
<v Speaker 2>does like a quick little what do you call it,

683
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:34.199
<v Speaker 2>I scop or whatever, He's like, there's scratches, Hey, asshole,

684
00:35:34.599 --> 00:35:38.440
<v Speaker 2>there's a fucking huge hole in that thing that you created.

685
00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:43.280
<v Speaker 2>How dare you God, i'mna be hard on Gary this year.

686
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:45.920
<v Speaker 1>That's a good it's a really good point. Emma could

687
00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:48.639
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, I know that that is that does

688
00:35:48.679 --> 00:35:52.960
<v Speaker 1>look bad or like, well, not that looks spo, you know,

689
00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:55.159
<v Speaker 1>That's what she sayds like, but she could just point

690
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:56.679
<v Speaker 1>to the other side of the boat and there's a

691
00:35:56.679 --> 00:36:00.679
<v Speaker 1>hole that it looks like a missile hit it. Now

692
00:36:00.760 --> 00:36:03.079
<v Speaker 1>I think that he's having a tough time with Emma.

693
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:07.559
<v Speaker 1>I think he's bizarrely kind of patient with her. I

694
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:10.320
<v Speaker 1>think he's on thin ice. They think he knows it definitely.

695
00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:14.960
<v Speaker 1>So let's get to Danny telling Deanna about being concerned.

696
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we broke this down. Listen to Danny. She says,

697
00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:22.280
<v Speaker 1>it was very laughable to me to say, I don't

698
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:28.159
<v Speaker 1>want my name on this, right because right, right, right,

699
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:37.000
<v Speaker 1>it's a table scale for Texans eating deconstructed piea on

700
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:42.039
<v Speaker 1>below deck and it happened a year ago. But I

701
00:36:42.039 --> 00:36:45.960
<v Speaker 1>would say to Danny, the more kind of concerning thing

702
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:48.519
<v Speaker 1>that your name is on is the entirety of the show, right,

703
00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:54.079
<v Speaker 1>which will present you as a c rat. Right. So

704
00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:56.800
<v Speaker 1>that's a tough thing to have your name on. It's

705
00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:58.719
<v Speaker 1>a little bit like me and Pat having our name

706
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:02.280
<v Speaker 1>on this, you know, will never work again, you know,

707
00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:04.320
<v Speaker 1>So you just have to kind of commit to it,

708
00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:07.199
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, be proud of it and

709
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:10.599
<v Speaker 1>don't say putting your name on it? What are we like?

710
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:15.360
<v Speaker 1>What did we are? A manual?

711
00:37:16.559 --> 00:37:18.519
<v Speaker 2>Put your name on Yeah.

712
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Famously Ari Emmanuel said it like that. So moving on,

713
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:27.719
<v Speaker 1>let's get to dinner. The table setting looks fairly sparse.

714
00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I think the kids would say mid. After all of that,

715
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:34.639
<v Speaker 1>it's quite mid dinner is authentic. It's going to be

716
00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:42.800
<v Speaker 1>an authentic experience. Saffron risotto paiea style with the toppings

717
00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:47.760
<v Speaker 1>all a carte to slop on to the risotto. This

718
00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:52.480
<v Speaker 1>is an insult to the culinary history, and I would

719
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:56.360
<v Speaker 1>say the entire national history of the country of Spain.

720
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:02.199
<v Speaker 1>What Klois did tonight was cowardly. What Clois did tonight

721
00:38:02.559 --> 00:38:05.800
<v Speaker 1>was given the mastery of the culinary arts. He decided

722
00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:11.920
<v Speaker 1>to shirk the challenge of cooking the fish in the Paea,

723
00:38:11.960 --> 00:38:15.880
<v Speaker 1>which is really one of the most challenging pieces of

724
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:19.280
<v Speaker 1>the art form. I mean, there are people that cook

725
00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>this thing and this thing only for their entire lives.

726
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:24.639
<v Speaker 1>They don't fucking make the rice and then tell you

727
00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:26.760
<v Speaker 1>put some scallops on top of That's just not how

728
00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:28.960
<v Speaker 1>it's done. You pick, you know, you have to be

729
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:33.039
<v Speaker 1>very diligent about this, But I don't think that Paea

730
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:35.760
<v Speaker 1>was something that he could pull off in this kitchen.

731
00:38:35.960 --> 00:38:37.719
<v Speaker 1>Maybe either way, it's two.

732
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Pots, two pots, two right, let's get to the other.

733
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Have you heard of the chicken Big Mac the.

734
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Chicken big Mat? First off, never order any chicken dishes

735
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:51.039
<v Speaker 2>from fast food places.

736
00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:54.039
<v Speaker 1>Why do you say that, Well, because well, I mean

737
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:56.440
<v Speaker 1>obviously it's well they smashed talents.

738
00:38:56.480 --> 00:39:00.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean two weeks ago, that little chicken he

739
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:02.480
<v Speaker 2>just came out of a you know, his mama's well

740
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:05.639
<v Speaker 2>an egg or something, and next thing you know, he's

741
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:08.840
<v Speaker 2>like eighty two pounds. You know, you don't want to be.

742
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:10.880
<v Speaker 1>You're talking about the chickens. Pussy it comes out of

743
00:39:10.920 --> 00:39:11.360
<v Speaker 1>the chickens.

744
00:39:11.840 --> 00:39:16.480
<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying is, you don't want any chicken because,

745
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:19.480
<v Speaker 2>like two weeks ago, he's like a little baby and

746
00:39:19.800 --> 00:39:22.960
<v Speaker 2>he's like eighty two pounds. How do you get to

747
00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:23.880
<v Speaker 2>be eighty two pounds?

748
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:25.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a great question.

749
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:29.519
<v Speaker 2>And you eat I don't eat grilled chicken from fast

750
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:30.559
<v Speaker 2>food places anymore.

751
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, not anymore? Do you eat beef? No till you

752
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:40.440
<v Speaker 1>know what I meant, You only get the impossible burger.

753
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Which unfortunately they've discontinued so now I'm fucked, right, Yeah,

754
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:49.280
<v Speaker 2>so you really just eat turkey. I eat just turkey.

755
00:39:49.280 --> 00:39:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Today I had an avocado sandwich.

756
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:54.639
<v Speaker 1>What was on the avocada sandwich?

757
00:39:54.760 --> 00:39:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Mustard, tomatoes, pickles, and lettuce.

758
00:39:56.880 --> 00:39:59.440
<v Speaker 1>An avocada in avocata. That's nice, you know, that's a

759
00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:04.599
<v Speaker 1>nice lunch. All right. So one of the ladies, Uh, Theresa,

760
00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:07.679
<v Speaker 1>her tits keep popping out of her clothing. Been there, sister,

761
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:11.039
<v Speaker 1>been there. So bread and butter pudding is for dessert.

762
00:40:11.079 --> 00:40:13.760
<v Speaker 1>It needs to be microwave for about seven minutes before

763
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:16.440
<v Speaker 1>it goes up. This is a real brain fart moment.

764
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:21.159
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he just doesn't put the pudding in the oven,

765
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:23.760
<v Speaker 1>and these poor poring ladies are just sitting there waiting. Now,

766
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:25.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that the clear time. I mean we've

767
00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:30.480
<v Speaker 1>seen egregious gaps in front of house things, right right.

768
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:33.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that twenty two minutes comes anywhere close

769
00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:35.119
<v Speaker 1>to the things that we've seen. I mean, it took

770
00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:38.119
<v Speaker 1>Kiko three and a half hours to get a fish

771
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:42.159
<v Speaker 1>stew out and Domino brownies two black people. You know,

772
00:40:43.239 --> 00:40:46.039
<v Speaker 1>we've seen really bad timing on this.

773
00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:51.760
<v Speaker 2>Show that I was that was it Vegas themed?

774
00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

775
00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:59.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what make not shows not chos, make

776
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:03.440
<v Speaker 3>them nothos. You know, they're pang like Vegas. Vegas, I

777
00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:06.440
<v Speaker 3>think like fifteen thousand dollars.

778
00:41:06.199 --> 00:41:10.079
<v Speaker 2>A day, a day. That was awesome. All right, So Dylan,

779
00:41:10.119 --> 00:41:13.280
<v Speaker 2>what are your Was it bread and putting or bread pudding?

780
00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Bread pudding?

781
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Underrated dessert?

782
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:19.079
<v Speaker 1>I must say, oh, very underrated dessert. Now, it's a

783
00:41:19.079 --> 00:41:23.159
<v Speaker 1>good question. You asked, was it bread or just what

784
00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:23.639
<v Speaker 1>was the question?

785
00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:26.159
<v Speaker 2>You asked? Bread and pudding or bread pudding?

786
00:41:26.199 --> 00:41:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Bread and pudding. It's it's an interesting question because I

787
00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:32.519
<v Speaker 1>thought that the bread pudding looked a little bit too

788
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:39.400
<v Speaker 1>to the pieces were their own people, you know, And

789
00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:41.440
<v Speaker 1>you don't need that in a bread pudding. You want

790
00:41:42.320 --> 00:41:48.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of a loosely formed, congealed glob of unbelievably delicious

791
00:41:48.000 --> 00:41:53.559
<v Speaker 1>shit that won't give you cancer. It'll just make you fat.

792
00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:55.920
<v Speaker 1>You know. It's I heard the craziest thing the other day.

793
00:41:56.559 --> 00:42:00.079
<v Speaker 1>When you get fat, it's your body taking X this

794
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:02.639
<v Speaker 1>stuff and going, this will kill you if it's anywhere

795
00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:05.760
<v Speaker 1>around these things. I got to keep you alive. Isn't

796
00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:06.320
<v Speaker 1>that crazy?

797
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, I tell you I'm at the age now I

798
00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:12.159
<v Speaker 2>I was a video came up. It happened to be

799
00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:13.519
<v Speaker 2>you and I like five years ago.

800
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

801
00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:16.039
<v Speaker 2>Sure, we were at Hooters. We were doing some drink

802
00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:16.920
<v Speaker 2>promotion for something.

803
00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, well, we looked.

804
00:42:18.559 --> 00:42:21.400
<v Speaker 2>So young and good and I looked at myself in

805
00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:24.079
<v Speaker 2>the mirror. Oh my god, I'm right on the cusp

806
00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:25.920
<v Speaker 2>of being the pasty white.

807
00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, welcome to the team. Welcome to the team.

808
00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:31.199
<v Speaker 2>I can't I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna fight it.

809
00:42:31.239 --> 00:42:32.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna look like Tom Cruise.

810
00:42:33.480 --> 00:42:36.519
<v Speaker 1>You do look like Tom Cruise. I would say, hey, look,

811
00:42:36.559 --> 00:42:42.400
<v Speaker 1>you look like a scientologist. Why'd you do that? Come here,

812
00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:43.639
<v Speaker 1>Come here?

813
00:42:44.440 --> 00:42:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Why did you do that?

814
00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:48.360
<v Speaker 1>One of the all time videos.

815
00:42:48.840 --> 00:42:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Tom Oh, Tom did that?

816
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Tom got spritzed in the face by a French journalist.

817
00:42:54.239 --> 00:42:55.559
<v Speaker 2>Two guys. I want to say.

818
00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:57.840
<v Speaker 1>It was a guy who had a little lapel with water,

819
00:42:58.280 --> 00:43:01.159
<v Speaker 1>you know. And Tom Cruise did the miscavige power wristhold.

820
00:43:02.559 --> 00:43:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Why'd you do that?

821
00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:05.199
<v Speaker 1>Completely trapped him? There.

822
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:06.159
<v Speaker 2>I love Tom.

823
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I love Tom too. You know. Him doing that is

824
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:13.480
<v Speaker 1>a little bit like you know, superhero mentor saying you

825
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:16.119
<v Speaker 1>cannot be seen doing this in public. You have to

826
00:43:16.199 --> 00:43:20.599
<v Speaker 1>keep anonymity. He cannot that that was a little slip up.

827
00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:25.159
<v Speaker 1>He he deployed scientology tactics thing.

828
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:27.320
<v Speaker 2>He had a couple slip ups around that time.

829
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Johnny on the couch, uh, while.

830
00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:30.920
<v Speaker 2>He jumped on the couch that he got in a

831
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:34.880
<v Speaker 2>fight with Matt Lower. It's like Matt Matt.

832
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Matt Lower had a button underneath his desk so

833
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:42.320
<v Speaker 1>he could lock his door remotely while he was banging.

834
00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Lois, thank you for coming in. Oh you're rattling the door.

835
00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, it's not going to open.

836
00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:53.719
<v Speaker 1>How many people did he did he go? When mad

837
00:43:53.800 --> 00:43:56.519
<v Speaker 1>Man Matt what's it called mad Ben? You know when

838
00:43:56.519 --> 00:43:59.280
<v Speaker 1>that shows at its peak. He was at Dinners expensing

839
00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:02.119
<v Speaker 1>now talking to his buddies. He's like, guys, listen, it's

840
00:44:02.199 --> 00:44:03.400
<v Speaker 1>not in the fifties for me.

841
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:04.679
<v Speaker 2>You know.

842
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:06.760
<v Speaker 1>It's like, you pig, you're going to ruin your life.

843
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<v Speaker 2>Matt. I would tronolog with you. Dude, you probably should stop.

844
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<v Speaker 1>You had a button install. Let me come on, it's ridiculous.

845
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<v Speaker 1>It's too much entered. It's just so much energy committed

846
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<v Speaker 1>to this this ruse. I mean, it's just crazy. Focus

847
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<v Speaker 1>on the news man, all right, So the guests say

848
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<v Speaker 1>that it is the best bread pudding name ever had. Yeah,

849
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<v Speaker 1>and Cloise, you know, we're very confused over the delivery

850
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<v Speaker 1>of these dishes. Whose fault is it, Dylan m this

851
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<v Speaker 1>is I would say sixty forty. Well, the first episode

852
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<v Speaker 1>was ninety nine to one.

853
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<v Speaker 2>That would be against Daisy.

854
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Daisy's fault. And this is why, this is what's

855
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<v Speaker 1>a little unlikable about Daisy, the shirking of no zero accountability,

856
00:45:02.280 --> 00:45:06.280
<v Speaker 1>always other people doing things. This was fifty to fifty.

857
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<v Speaker 1>Cloise should fire the desserts when he's told by Emma,

858
00:45:13.320 --> 00:45:17.679
<v Speaker 1>and Emma should not be telling Cloise to fire because

859
00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:23.559
<v Speaker 1>Emma's a fucking deckhand, the lowest ranking deckhand. How are

860
00:45:23.639 --> 00:45:29.719
<v Speaker 1>we on episode or night two You're sending down a

861
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<v Speaker 1>fucking deckhand to tell the chef to fire the It's

862
00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:36.119
<v Speaker 1>just like way too sloppy. You know. We gotta find

863
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:40.800
<v Speaker 1>something between Asia and the girls doing that psychotic synchronized

864
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:43.280
<v Speaker 1>plating and this. Let's just find a middle ground there

865
00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:46.800
<v Speaker 1>and stick there. You know, it's crazy bad news bears.

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00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:49.960
<v Speaker 1>So we get to the next morning. We want to

867
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<v Speaker 1>do a flo topium, but we've got a problem. There's

868
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<v Speaker 1>too many rocks, there's too many currents and there's too

869
00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:58.199
<v Speaker 1>many people everywhere. Also, we do not have the equipment

870
00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:01.840
<v Speaker 1>to do it, but that will not stop the sea.

871
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Rets they find a spot and Klois wants to go

872
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<v Speaker 1>skeduing with the guests or something. I don't know what

873
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:12.800
<v Speaker 1>has gotten into this young bull, but this is just

874
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<v Speaker 1>not when he.

875
00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Needs to live. He's in under the sunlight of Spain.

876
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:19.679
<v Speaker 2>I believe he says, he's been trapped on that goddamn

877
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<v Speaker 2>boat all day. Right, sim get a little son. This

878
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<v Speaker 2>is a young.

879
00:46:26.239 --> 00:46:29.559
<v Speaker 1>Person. They present as dumb because they are right, because

880
00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:33.880
<v Speaker 1>they're still trying to Like, Like, I remember when I

881
00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:36.119
<v Speaker 1>had my like one of my first corporate jobs. I

882
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:38.599
<v Speaker 1>started to really hate it and I just started taking

883
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:41.760
<v Speaker 1>smoke breaks all the time. So and my boss was like,

884
00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:43.840
<v Speaker 1>you can't take eight smoke breaks? And I was like,

885
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:45.159
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is your problem?

886
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:48.599
<v Speaker 2>All right? Yeah, So when you're young, what you do

887
00:46:49.199 --> 00:46:51.800
<v Speaker 2>is you think, hey, I'm gonna be a real idiot

888
00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:54.320
<v Speaker 2>at this job. Yeah, but it's not gonna matter because

889
00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:57.039
<v Speaker 2>later on there's gonna be a movie made about it,

890
00:46:57.239 --> 00:46:59.639
<v Speaker 2>and or I'll tell it on the Jimmy Kimmels Show.

891
00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:03.199
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's gonna laugh, like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I worked at

892
00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Subway and one time, Jimmy I got pissed at this

893
00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:09.960
<v Speaker 2>customer because he was like a racist something. I came

894
00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:13.039
<v Speaker 2>in a sounding okay, and then the audience laughs, right,

895
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.880
<v Speaker 2>And my point is is that when you're twenty four,

896
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<v Speaker 2>you can do shit like this because it's just gonna

897
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<v Speaker 2>make a good story. And I'd argue, this is why

898
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:24.639
<v Speaker 2>young people are horrible people in the service industry. They'll

899
00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:26.599
<v Speaker 2>come in your cheeseburger.

900
00:47:26.119 --> 00:47:29.679
<v Speaker 1>Right, and they too have delusions of grandeur, and it's

901
00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:33.639
<v Speaker 1>crazy because they do they just they throw their slop,

902
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:36.760
<v Speaker 1>they're penis slop on your food and stuff like that,

903
00:47:36.920 --> 00:47:40.599
<v Speaker 1>and it's like that's not sanitary at all. But what

904
00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:43.800
<v Speaker 1>it is is it's the last kind of vestiges of

905
00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:47.719
<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out the rules. Right. So like when

906
00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:49.559
<v Speaker 1>you're a kid, you go up to somebody and you

907
00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:51.920
<v Speaker 1>go you're fat, and then they start crying. You learn

908
00:47:51.960 --> 00:47:54.800
<v Speaker 1>a rule like that hurts somebody's feelings, right, But when

909
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:57.400
<v Speaker 1>you're twenty two you get into this. Like I remember,

910
00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:00.480
<v Speaker 1>and we'll end the show in one second. But I

911
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:03.920
<v Speaker 1>was at a horrible, horrible job that I hated so much,

912
00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:06.920
<v Speaker 1>and I would just play video games. I think I

913
00:48:07.159 --> 00:48:10.960
<v Speaker 1>just played League of Legends there and and I couldn't

914
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:13.159
<v Speaker 1>wait for the barbecue chicken wrap. It was across the street.

915
00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:15.079
<v Speaker 1>It's my favorite part about the job. I just thought

916
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:18.440
<v Speaker 1>that that restaurant did a fantastic job with the rap.

917
00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:21.440
<v Speaker 1>But I went to the guy I said, you know what,

918
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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really feeling it. I just want to give

919
00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:25.920
<v Speaker 1>you guys a heads up. And he was like, okay,

920
00:48:26.000 --> 00:48:28.920
<v Speaker 1>I understand. And we had a great conversation. The next day.

921
00:48:29.239 --> 00:48:30.920
<v Speaker 1>They were like, this is the person will be training

922
00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:32.840
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, what do you mean. They're like, well,

923
00:48:32.880 --> 00:48:36.480
<v Speaker 1>you're fire, We're going to fire, and I was like, no, no, no,

924
00:48:36.519 --> 00:48:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I was just telling you I'm not really feeling it.

925
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:39.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna leave when I.

926
00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Wady, when I'm ready to leave. Yeah, it didn't mean

927
00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:45.800
<v Speaker 2>like today.

928
00:48:47.639 --> 00:48:49.239
<v Speaker 1>He was like, well, it's not today, it's two weeks.

929
00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:50.920
<v Speaker 1>This is your two week notice. It was like, God,

930
00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:57.599
<v Speaker 1>we had such a good talk. Okay. So Chloy's just

931
00:48:57.679 --> 00:49:01.599
<v Speaker 1>having a fun time in the sun and Gary is

932
00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:02.639
<v Speaker 1>not happy at all.

933
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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's not happy because Emma didn't inflate all the inflator.

934
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:10.480
<v Speaker 2>She fucked up. It's half done. Yeah, and he doesn't

935
00:49:10.519 --> 00:49:12.000
<v Speaker 2>think she's taking her job seriously.

936
00:49:12.840 --> 00:49:16.079
<v Speaker 1>It's really cheesed. Yeah, you don't think he takes his

937
00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:19.400
<v Speaker 1>job serious, that's right, right. You know, it was funny

938
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:21.480
<v Speaker 1>when he was driving the tenders. He left off a

939
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:24.159
<v Speaker 1>vital piece of information. The tender is pretty easy to drive,

940
00:49:24.199 --> 00:49:25.559
<v Speaker 1>but the thing that you don't want to do is

941
00:49:25.679 --> 00:49:27.840
<v Speaker 1>drive it with somebody that you desperately want to have

942
00:49:27.960 --> 00:49:31.400
<v Speaker 1>sex with in low light. And he didn't mention that

943
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:33.239
<v Speaker 1>at all, not at all, you know. I mean, it's

944
00:49:33.320 --> 00:49:34.320
<v Speaker 1>just very dishonest.

945
00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm concerned about Captain Glenn here because I really

946
00:49:37.280 --> 00:49:39.679
<v Speaker 2>like him, but I feel like he's kind of overacting

947
00:49:39.719 --> 00:49:42.440
<v Speaker 2>a little bit, a little thinking. What's he thinking? He

948
00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:44.679
<v Speaker 2>needs to get back on the boat to prep the food.

949
00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:46.719
<v Speaker 1>These carrots aren't gonna peel themselves.

950
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:51.400
<v Speaker 2>What's he thinking, Glenn knock it off?

951
00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think he's got a good point this, This

952
00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:57.480
<v Speaker 1>little idiot should not be swimming in the flotopia while he's,

953
00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:01.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, meant to have be back at the boat work.

954
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:04.559
<v Speaker 1>But you know, we all test the rules sometimes. Next

955
00:50:04.599 --> 00:50:08.280
<v Speaker 1>week looks fun. Looks like Emma's gonna get piss face drunk, she.

956
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Said, the season is gonna be good. But Sea Rats

957
00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:12.599
<v Speaker 2>have told me that in private before, and he doesn't

958
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<v Speaker 2>always pan out any want.

959
00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:16.000
<v Speaker 1>To hear all? Right, Well, get in the comments. Let

960
00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:24.519
<v Speaker 1>us know. Should Kloyes have agreed to the payment? When

961
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<v Speaker 1>did you? Have you ever?

962
00:50:25.960 --> 00:50:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever split a bill and felt uncomfortable about it?

963
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Like you got burned? Are you one of those scumbags

964
00:50:31.840 --> 00:50:33.960
<v Speaker 2>that you know, orders a lot of drinks and you

965
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:35.079
<v Speaker 2>just think it should be even.

966
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Steve, fifty to fifty even Steve. And that's how the

967
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:40.000
<v Speaker 1>world keeps churning. Go to Patreon dot com, Slash another

968
00:50:40.000 --> 00:50:44.079
<v Speaker 1>podcast network for Love is Blind and Salt Lake City.

969
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<v Speaker 1>We love you guys very very much. We'll be back

970
00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:48.159
<v Speaker 1>next week. I'm doing saying goodbye, pat say goodbye

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<v Speaker 2>Where I sp