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<v Speaker 1>This is an Unspoiled Network podcast. This is spoil Me

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<v Speaker 1>covering Dungeon Crawler Carl book seven, this Inevitable Ruin recap

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<v Speaker 1>through chapter three. In these chapters we get a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of information. I am going to have to really sort

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<v Speaker 1>through some of this in real time. I hope that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are prepared to lead me through it. But

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<v Speaker 1>overall this I don't know that it changes everything, but

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<v Speaker 1>it changes the way I look at some things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to spoil Me, Welcome to the show everyone. I am Natasha.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael is here in the chat just saying I made it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I am delighted to have you, Michael. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a wild start to the book. First of all, I

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<v Speaker 1>just have to mention how I really enjoy the way

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<v Speaker 1>that nat Denniman is handling a recap, because, like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not an easy thing, and I know that there are

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of writers out there who do series where they

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<v Speaker 1>are encouraged to make it so that a person can

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<v Speaker 1>sort of jump in at any point in the series

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<v Speaker 1>and read from whatever, which I think is frankly unhinged

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<v Speaker 1>to think that an author is like going to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to do that, but as far as best possible,

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<v Speaker 1>like handling, I think Matt Deniman is doing really well

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<v Speaker 1>by having there be somebody summarizing it for someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>I sorry surfing, says Cough dressed and files cough dressed

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<v Speaker 1>in is. It's like, it's just so weird to me

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<v Speaker 1>that people will like jump in. I could never do

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<v Speaker 1>it this way. I could never do it this way.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the only time I've ever jumped into a

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<v Speaker 1>series midway was because I didn't realize it was a series.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's like it. But we start off with tempests

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<v Speaker 1>floor eight recap School Report, and like it's not really

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<v Speaker 1>a full series recap, it's just meant to be for

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<v Speaker 1>the previous book. But nevertheless, you know, it's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>it's serving this function, and I like also that it's

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<v Speaker 1>separate from everything, because it was nothing that sort of

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<v Speaker 1>would take me out of the moment, like getting to

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<v Speaker 1>a point where you're in a character's POV and suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>they're thinking about how and then last summer when so

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<v Speaker 1>and so turned out to not be dead after all,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a real shock and you're just like, oh boy, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. But like this just is so unnatural,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So anyway, I think that this is a

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<v Speaker 1>great way to do it, and I think that it's

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<v Speaker 1>also especially want I really want to interview the audiobook narrator.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to know when he is told, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to do like an entire chapter practically

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<v Speaker 1>as his like weirdo lawyer, is he like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be super fun or is he like okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe a little bit of both. So then we

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<v Speaker 1>go there, there's a moment where she like at the

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<v Speaker 1>very end, is like, are you in danger because you're

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<v Speaker 1>representing him? And he's like, uh, well yeah, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not the only one. I think everybody's in danger. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>we're kind of in the middle of nowhere. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I've been glad of it, which I

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<v Speaker 1>do have no real idea like what that means in

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<v Speaker 1>this series, like in the middle of nowhere? What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>How does that actually factor? But uh, I appreciated it

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<v Speaker 1>kind of coming back down at the end from being

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<v Speaker 1>just a comedic recapp to then a moment of but

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<v Speaker 1>this is a real character. This is somebody who actually

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<v Speaker 1>has a life and stakes and their own family, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a good way to humanize him right at

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<v Speaker 1>the end there, so to speak, He's not human, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you get me. So then we go into

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<v Speaker 1>the prologue, which we have gone back to Christmas Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just really want to mention that, like Donut

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<v Speaker 1>was saying, they needed to open their presence from Santa,

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<v Speaker 1>and I still kind of have my suspicions that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>Santa was real, like a character that showed up. I

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<v Speaker 1>when this is saying, when it starts with Christmas Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>I really got my hopes of y'all. I really thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to find out, and we do not. And

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<v Speaker 1>I as much as like I wanted this reveal, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't really what I was here for. This is

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. So I had a little

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<v Speaker 1>moment of just like darn it. But yeah, So we

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<v Speaker 1>are back at the homeless shelter with this guy who

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<v Speaker 1>has taken over the body of Paulie doing his monologuing again.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's an interesting thing because I was partially right

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<v Speaker 1>about there being something in that coffee, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>the coffee on a tray that's being circled around which

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<v Speaker 1>I think when like in the original scene, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>we are seeing happen, it's and it's also like that's

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<v Speaker 1>not the only thing going on here. There's a frozen

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<v Speaker 1>moment where Carl is getting all of this information packed

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<v Speaker 1>into a second before he is transported to speak to Oran.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's really fun because what it means is that

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<v Speaker 1>he's just been given all of this info and then

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<v Speaker 1>when he's in that interview with Orin, he knows that

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<v Speaker 1>like he knows what he needs to know, and he

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<v Speaker 1>also knows that the way that Oran is saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>none of this was really pertinent or all of this

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<v Speaker 1>was a trap, He's got all this info already, so

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<v Speaker 1>he's just playing along in the moment, which I really

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if I would be able to pull this off,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, managing to seem as if something is

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<v Speaker 1>news to you, I feel you kind of need to

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<v Speaker 1>like plan for that and get your face ready, and

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<v Speaker 1>Carl is just managing to Like I think it's just

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<v Speaker 1>that he is so angry all the time that the

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<v Speaker 1>anger sort of supersedes all the other emotions on his face,

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<v Speaker 1>and so that's all anybody sees, really, which I guess

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<v Speaker 1>is like certainly a method. So this guy switches to

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<v Speaker 1>syndicate standard and he says, if you can hear this,

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<v Speaker 1>that means the current system AI is allowing us to

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<v Speaker 1>have a real talk, which I was at the time

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like, I'm surprised that AI is not yet

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<v Speaker 1>at a point where it wants Carl to hear because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Orrin says, like, we made a deal with

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<v Speaker 1>the AI that we would have to I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was partially just like we would have to have this

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<v Speaker 1>conversation with you about it or something like that. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just the fact that the AI is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>where I was thinking it is reassures me a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So he says, I really need you to listen carefully,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is fascinating people like you. They want meaning

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<v Speaker 1>to their suffering and to know that what's happening to

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<v Speaker 1>them is for some greater good. But there's not, and

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<v Speaker 1>this crawl is unnecessary and they are doing all of

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<v Speaker 1>this to make money, and there is no reason to

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<v Speaker 1>do it other than pure greed. You and all living

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<v Speaker 1>things born on one of the priests worlds has a

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<v Speaker 1>miniature primal system built into your brains that allows you

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<v Speaker 1>to interact with the system. It is the size of

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<v Speaker 1>a grain of sand. Once these systems are activated, they

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<v Speaker 1>are able to be harvested. The way it was designed

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<v Speaker 1>you would eventually die. When you do pass on, the

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<v Speaker 1>element within you, having grown and filled with the energy

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<v Speaker 1>of a lifetime, would return to the system, allowing it

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<v Speaker 1>to keep running. A healthy system is self sustaining. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't grow, it doesn't shrink, it exists in perpetuity. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is so like, it's a really fun idea because

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of being like, oh, we're all connected and

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<v Speaker 1>there is a higher power, but just not in the

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<v Speaker 1>way that anybody usually thinks of that as a spiritual thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all very much just like a computer code. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's obviously more than that, because it's something that even

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<v Speaker 1>these beings don't grasp. So yeah, it's an interesting like

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<v Speaker 1>the idea that it's only possible for it to be

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<v Speaker 1>harvested once you have lived your life. And I also

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<v Speaker 1>want to mention a healthy system is self sustaining. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't grow, it doesn't shrink. This is the thing that's

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<v Speaker 1>like fundamentally wrong with how capitalism works is there is

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<v Speaker 1>an expectation of just growth in perpetuity, and it's asinine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's insane. Actually, when you look at the way that

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<v Speaker 1>people who allegedly are intelligent approach the economy, you'll look

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<v Speaker 1>at things and be like, well, we all should have

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<v Speaker 1>known that, you know what I'm saying. Like, there was

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<v Speaker 1>this moment where everybody was buying laptops because of the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were all working from home, so yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>had a buy on laptops, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>people are like investing in these laptop and they're acting

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<v Speaker 1>as if this is just going to go on forever.

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<v Speaker 1>And then people stop buying laptops and it's surprised Pikachu

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<v Speaker 1>face because yeah, well we all have one now and

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need to update it for a while. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's just really like this moment of wait, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? And this is part of the reason that

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<v Speaker 1>so many like subscription services have to increase their pricing,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's only so many customers and there's only so

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<v Speaker 1>many people at a time that you are going to

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<v Speaker 1>get to sign up, and they, for some reason just

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<v Speaker 1>think that they can keep tapping this pool and it

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<v Speaker 1>will endlessly produce more customers, and it's just you know

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<v Speaker 1>that that is not how it works. But we all

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<v Speaker 1>have to function in this like false reality that fucking

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<v Speaker 1>like startups have created, acting as if there's just you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. It's it's really the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>with capitalism is let's share this delusion together and any

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<v Speaker 1>fallout from it will worry about later. And no matter

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<v Speaker 1>what it is or how soon it's supposed to happen,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll worry about it later. Let's not worry about it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's worry about it later every fucking time. So anyway, sorry, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I just like it just struck me. You know how

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<v Speaker 1>that can happen The planetary system doesn't have an active AI.

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<v Speaker 1>By the time you hear this, the mant had made

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<v Speaker 1>Frankenstein of a system will have been installed, and everyone

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<v Speaker 1>born on the planet will have their internal systems switched

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<v Speaker 1>on and activated. When you die in the dungeon, they

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<v Speaker 1>harvest these elements themselves, starving out the existing planetary AI

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't even know how to feed itself until we

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<v Speaker 1>teach it. So this is the starve thing coming into play.

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<v Speaker 1>When you die in the dungeon, they harvest these elements

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<v Speaker 1>starving out the planetary AI. So basically, it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>planetary AI that hadn't that had been there but was

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<v Speaker 1>just functioning a different way. I guess, is suddenly robbed

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<v Speaker 1>of its source of sustenance is the best way I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say that food doesn't feel quite right. But

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<v Speaker 1>despite him using the word feed itself, and even then

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<v Speaker 1>it's bound by programming that precludes it from properly sustaining itself. Instead,

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<v Speaker 1>the vultures descend and steal the elements from the crawl's aftermath,

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<v Speaker 1>all of that death and it fits on a single ship.

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<v Speaker 1>They take it all to the bloated, comatose Center System

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<v Speaker 1>and feed it. It grows, it maintains, it allows the

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<v Speaker 1>citizens to live on naturally long lives. Each time the

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<v Speaker 1>Center System is fed the harvested elements from the Crawl,

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<v Speaker 1>it expands, capturing new systems. Yet they don't even understand

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<v Speaker 1>what it is or how it works. If they stopped Crawl,

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<v Speaker 1>the zone would start to shrink, but it would be slow,

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<v Speaker 1>very slow, and everyone currently within it would be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It would take generations to starve, after all it had

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<v Speaker 1>been given, and if they wanted to simply sustain what

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<v Speaker 1>they already have. It wouldn't take much. The crawl itself

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't need to exist at all. The creation of what

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<v Speaker 1>they call macro ai is made over and over is unnecessary.

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<v Speaker 1>It only happens this way because the spectacle of the

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of information, and it all just feels

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<v Speaker 1>than it knows what to do with. Really, and even

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<v Speaker 1>if we stopped, it would be like a hundred years

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<v Speaker 1>before it even started to be a pro problem. This

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<v Speaker 1>year twenty twenty six, where the disparity between the rich

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<v Speaker 1>and poor is higher than it's ever been, and it is,

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<v Speaker 1>when are you done, Like I'm genuinely wanting an answer,

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<v Speaker 1>When do you feel like, Okay, I have enough? When

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<v Speaker 1>does that part happen? When do you feel you no

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<v Speaker 1>longer need to exploit people because like, these folks literally

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<v Speaker 1>hoarding money without being broken in the head. Somehow, something's

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<v Speaker 1>the matter with you. That's just my take. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>same thing, same thing. So sorry, I'm seeing a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of comments now I just jumped back in. I'm scrolling

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<v Speaker 1>back up a little bit. Saraphim says, given I think

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<v Speaker 1>we've heard the lawyer species are seen as second or

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<v Speaker 1>so no one wants to be But that means he's

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<v Speaker 1>so far away from important people it's not worth going

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<v Speaker 1>out there to deal with him, right, Okay, Michael says,

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<v Speaker 1>had to give Anatasha credit for catching the coffee thing

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<v Speaker 1>last book, even though it wasn't quite the coffee she

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<v Speaker 1>thought was important. Not. Yeah, I was like I was

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<v Speaker 1>on the right track, but it was like just off.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff says. It's a bit like Earth being a giant

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<v Speaker 1>computer designed to calculate the ultimate question, to solve the

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<v Speaker 1>meaning of life, the universe and everything, Michael says, or

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<v Speaker 1>the gaming company seeing how live service games were doing

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<v Speaker 1>extremely well during the pandemic and assuming they should just

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<v Speaker 1>Guard does the same, exactly like, there are trends that

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<v Speaker 1>I feel this shouldn't be a mystery. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>predictable change due to a massive lifestyle shift that was

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<v Speaker 1>very temporary. And if this, if you decide to try

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<v Speaker 1>and capitalize on this and it falls through, that's on

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<v Speaker 1>you for being completely hair brained. Like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what else to tell you, Jeff says, has this been

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<v Speaker 1>Has this process been going on for two hundred thousand years?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot about how long modern humans have been around,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael says, So it sounds like the central system in

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<v Speaker 1>habits discovered ais that can power systems to turn their

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<v Speaker 1>solar systems into lit RPG worlds where they can live

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<v Speaker 1>lives like they're in games, benefiting from stats and skills.

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<v Speaker 1>Seraphim says the system is mostly just hardware running on

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<v Speaker 1>auto till they installed the AI. Michael says they've been

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<v Speaker 1>grabbing more of them cycle after cycle to harvest the

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<v Speaker 1>materials needed to power the central one to make it bigger,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeff says exploitation is a hell of a drug. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's just there has to be. I

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<v Speaker 1>want somebody to do like a psychological study of people

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<v Speaker 1>who hoard wealth and just find out like, what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck happened? Where when did the switch flip for them?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I can't help, but wonder is this something that

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<v Speaker 1>could possibly happen to me if I were suddenly in

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<v Speaker 1>a position to inherit a bunch of wealth, and I

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<v Speaker 1>am coming from my present circumstances of like very low

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<v Speaker 1>middle class. I don't even know if I quite reach

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<v Speaker 1>middle class. Actually, would there be a point where I

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<v Speaker 1>begin to hoard as well? Does the wealth do it

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Or is it that you get wealthy because

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<v Speaker 1>something's wrong with you? I kind of feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>that second one. But then there are people who inherit

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<v Speaker 1>wealth and do they also hoard I don't know anyway

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<v Speaker 1>getting back to this. So we're trying to stop this madness.

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<v Speaker 1>That is why you are here now. By now you

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<v Speaker 1>should be able to move. And he tells him to

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<v Speaker 1>drink the coffee in front of him, and is basically

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<v Speaker 1>like there's a system thing in there that's an upgrade

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<v Speaker 1>that it's not tested, and we don't you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>very much a risk for Carl to drink this, but

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<v Speaker 1>he decides to go for it because of course, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you going to not do it? Like get out

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<v Speaker 1>of here, and he tells Carl that this is an

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<v Speaker 1>interface to pull the lever on the failsafe. Essentially you

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<v Speaker 1>will die and you'll kill everyone else on the way out.

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<v Speaker 1>And he says that like the whole thing that we

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<v Speaker 1>are asking you to do is to sacrifice yourself. That

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's not going to get better, and the

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<v Speaker 1>only way to stop this is to wipe out everybody

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<v Speaker 1>and all of this wealth that has concentrated in one place,

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<v Speaker 1>which is part of what the argument was at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the last book that like the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>we've allowed this to happen to begin with, and for

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<v Speaker 1>everybody to be such invaluable targets is also really stupid

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<v Speaker 1>of us, and he says, We've tried to use this upgrade,

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<v Speaker 1>but we can't do it. It has to be one

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<v Speaker 1>of you, guys. It will only work on this AI.

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<v Speaker 1>The AI wants you to have this power. It wants

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<v Speaker 1>you to trip it. It is in pain, it wants

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<v Speaker 1>to die, it wants to go back home. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it's interesting. He's like, here's the thing. This is my

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<v Speaker 1>whole mission, and I've been trained to just get to

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<v Speaker 1>the point where I'm communicating this to you and convince

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<v Speaker 1>you to drink the thing. But I will be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I've started to have a little bit of a change

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<v Speaker 1>of heart regarding all of this and feel that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't. I don't know. I know that humanity can

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<v Speaker 1>be fucking awful. I've seen some of the worst, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen some really great shit too, and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got me sort of wondering if this is really

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<v Speaker 1>the best way to do this. What we're saying for

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<v Speaker 1>you to do will disrupt the crawl, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna like bring it to an end. It's simply going

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck things up for enough of for enough time

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<v Speaker 1>and kill enough people that like everybody's going to have

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<v Speaker 1>to regroup, but probably it's going to like eventually get

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<v Speaker 1>back to doing the same thing and it won't ultimately change.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know that like killing so many innocent

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<v Speaker 1>people is worth it if it's not doing something permanent.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is when he says, there's another faction of

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<v Speaker 1>my kind who are much more extreme. This feels like

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<v Speaker 1>something they would do, and that's the faction that Agatha

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<v Speaker 1>is part of. If you make this decision, be sure

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<v Speaker 1>it's your only option. This is more than just a

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<v Speaker 1>fail safe. It's the end of everything. If there's time

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<v Speaker 1>to do something else, don't be so quick. And then

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<v Speaker 1>he enters the Desperado Club and that was when he

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<v Speaker 1>starts talking to Orin. So that's the intro. We go

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<v Speaker 1>to Porthos here and this is a flashback, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>really it's this was so tough, you guys, because like,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know what exactly is going on with Porthos,

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<v Speaker 1>but we do know that he's being put in this

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<v Speaker 1>position where he is emotionally really triggered. He is not

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<v Speaker 1>in a state where he can make a good decision

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<v Speaker 1>because he is so distracted and worried and it's so

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly predatory to have him making a deal right now

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<v Speaker 1>when he is in this frame of mind. I just

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<v Speaker 1>this is so awful, you know, I can't imagine like

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that he is worried about this friend that

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<v Speaker 1>he is, like, is she dead? She could have made it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. And this guy that he's talking

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<v Speaker 1>to has no sympathy for him at all is incredibly unnerving.

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<v Speaker 1>And also the fact that Porthos won't even if he like,

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<v Speaker 1>if he were to make a deal and get out here,

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<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't get to find out what happened to her

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time, which that is also particularly awful.

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<v Speaker 1>That it's not like I just all I want. They're

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<v Speaker 1>using him wanting to know against him even I really

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<v Speaker 1>I hate this so much. And he's like he's covered

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<v Speaker 1>in blood, he's trembling, and he can't use like a

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<v Speaker 1>healing spell even though he's instinctively trying to like click

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<v Speaker 1>on one mentally, which is something that I wondered if

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<v Speaker 1>this would happen when you're in the game for so long,

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<v Speaker 1>do you start to, like, when you're out of that environment,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna keep functioning as if you can do these

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<v Speaker 1>things for a while, I would expect, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>also this dude fucking brought snacks with him. So Porthos

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<v Speaker 1>tries to be like, can I just go back out

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<v Speaker 1>there to find out if she made it? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>can't pull up my messages, and this guy is like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you can, but the outreach guilds don't open

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<v Speaker 1>again until the twelfth floor, and the deals might not

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<v Speaker 1>be as good as they are right now. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>like he's not being given any sorts of real options

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<v Speaker 1>here other than wait till the twelfth floor, or I

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<v Speaker 1>could tell you what's going on, because something tells me

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<v Speaker 1>this guy could find out quite easily, you know. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's see. The tenth had been a nightmare, a world

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<v Speaker 1>where every physical, non natural object had sapiens, some could speak,

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<v Speaker 1>all were psychotic. A world where if one object consumed another,

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<v Speaker 1>it grew in power. By the end, there had been

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<v Speaker 1>behemoths roaming the barren floor, all searching for one last morsel,

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<v Speaker 1>all wanting to get bigger. This is a it's a

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<v Speaker 1>Katamari capitalism combo. How interesting. Porthos's party had been twenty

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<v Speaker 1>strong when they finished the ninth, half had taken deals

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning. They couldn't even find an outreach guild

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<v Speaker 1>at the end, but that was okay. They thought one

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<v Speaker 1>went straight to a guild upon the start of the

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<v Speaker 1>eleventh the deals would be better. They just needed to

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<v Speaker 1>survive long enough for the portals to open. As far

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<v Speaker 1>as Porthos was aware, he was the only one of

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<v Speaker 1>his group who'd survived Himu was dead, had been plucked

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<v Speaker 1>right up as they climbed the back of the monster

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<v Speaker 1>searching for the moving exit. Porthos had watched him get

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<v Speaker 1>right in half. But Minerva, he had to know if

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<v Speaker 1>she was okay. It was driving him mad. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is the thing that's so like. It's part of what

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<v Speaker 1>pulled at me so much in the first book, Guys

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<v Speaker 1>the goblins saying like, we just wanted to get down

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<v Speaker 1>to the next floor where our children would be safe,

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<v Speaker 1>where we wouldn't have to fight anymore, And that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the story. Everybody gets fed is like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>just reach this point, you'll be okay, you'll be safe.

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<v Speaker 1>This won't happen to you anymore. And it's such a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking lie. The way that we make people safe is

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<v Speaker 1>we build that into our infrastructure and the way that

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<v Speaker 1>we function as a country. But we are such weirdos

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<v Speaker 1>about individualism, especially in the US, and how you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>need anybody, which is just fucking hilarious to be honest

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<v Speaker 1>and then make people feel inadequate for not being able

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<v Speaker 1>to like all of you know what, you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, back to the story, So city attenant for

418
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<v Speaker 1>the hunting grounds thirty seasons, and he is just like, no,

419
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:22.559
<v Speaker 1>fuck them. Next offer game guide one hundred seasons, but

420
00:28:22.599 --> 00:28:25.480
<v Speaker 1>that could be shortened depending on the progress of your crawlers.

421
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<v Speaker 1>I recommend you take this one unless you want to

422
00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:34.359
<v Speaker 1>be a guard at the rogue Club. And he's thinking

423
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:40.920
<v Speaker 1>here about the dungeon Crawler cookbook, and he says still,

424
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:43.000
<v Speaker 1>this deal was his best chance. It had a high

425
00:28:43.119 --> 00:28:46.319
<v Speaker 1>chance of survival despite the extra seasons. He would get

426
00:28:46.319 --> 00:28:48.960
<v Speaker 1>out of here, build wealth, and one day return. That

427
00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:52.480
<v Speaker 1>was it. That was the plan. And as far as

428
00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I know, he's able to pull this off. Like we've

429
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:56.920
<v Speaker 1>seen that Porthos is still alive, right unless he got

430
00:28:56.920 --> 00:29:04.799
<v Speaker 1>got in the interim, but I don't think so. So anyway,

431
00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:06.559
<v Speaker 1>if he took this deal, he wouldn't know what had

432
00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:09.799
<v Speaker 1>happened to her. For a very, very long time, but

433
00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:12.079
<v Speaker 1>did it matter. The plan was for them all to

434
00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:14.400
<v Speaker 1>take a deal. Even if he didn't know she'd survived,

435
00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:17.680
<v Speaker 1>it was still possible he'd never see her again. They

436
00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:20.680
<v Speaker 1>separated you for this part. You had to do it alone.

437
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:24.279
<v Speaker 1>They didn't warn you it would be like this and

438
00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:28.960
<v Speaker 1>that again, like separating you out and keeping it so

439
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:32.839
<v Speaker 1>that you don't have anybody to consult. You can't necessarily

440
00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:35.640
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, we'll both pick a certain deal so

441
00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:39.599
<v Speaker 1>that maybe we can like meet up again and actually

442
00:29:39.799 --> 00:29:43.680
<v Speaker 1>have like an ongoing relationship with somebody not necessarily romantic,

443
00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:47.559
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. And so he picks the

444
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:50.720
<v Speaker 1>game guide. You have a few moments to pick some

445
00:29:50.759 --> 00:29:52.920
<v Speaker 1>pre collapse items to take with you, and you will

446
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:55.559
<v Speaker 1>be allowed to sift through your current inventory should you

447
00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:58.400
<v Speaker 1>want to take anything in there as well. No weapons,

448
00:29:58.440 --> 00:30:01.279
<v Speaker 1>of course, but any interesting trink or items of sentiment,

449
00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:04.960
<v Speaker 1>a good will gesture as thanks for all your hard work.

450
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:09.839
<v Speaker 1>The way that this is framed as just like we're

451
00:30:09.880 --> 00:30:19.039
<v Speaker 1>being so nice. Really took deal upon the start of

452
00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:22.559
<v Speaker 1>the eleventh floor, worked as game guide survived his inventureship.

453
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:27.079
<v Speaker 1>Author of the second edition current status missing wanted by

454
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:33.559
<v Speaker 1>syndicate security. So then we go to chapter one, the ceasefire,

455
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:36.480
<v Speaker 1>and we get a map at the beginning of this

456
00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:41.839
<v Speaker 1>with just starting positions, and then we have the start

457
00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:49.519
<v Speaker 1>of the description of Faction Wars. I don't want to

458
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:52.640
<v Speaker 1>get too in the weeds on this because I you know,

459
00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>I have three chapters ahead of me that I need

460
00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:58.200
<v Speaker 1>to cover and I only have thirty minutes, so I

461
00:30:58.279 --> 00:31:02.160
<v Speaker 1>just got to hit some highlights, although I do know

462
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:05.079
<v Speaker 1>that Michael understands I may have to delay some things

463
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:08.079
<v Speaker 1>into the next episode, which you know, if I've got to,

464
00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:16.279
<v Speaker 1>I will. But they get slammed into this hallway that

465
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:20.240
<v Speaker 1>is full of like mud, and you know, Loroccos has

466
00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:23.839
<v Speaker 1>been underwater for a while. It's supposed to be that

467
00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:26.319
<v Speaker 1>you get transported to this gorgeous city and then you

468
00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:31.079
<v Speaker 1>watch it get like ripped apart and destroyed, but it's

469
00:31:31.240 --> 00:31:36.160
<v Speaker 1>already destroyed when they arrive here, So, you know, small favors.

470
00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I guess to not have to watch that, But also

471
00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:41.599
<v Speaker 1>it would have been nice to just have a moment

472
00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:48.680
<v Speaker 1>of break and they get separated from Imari and have

473
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:50.920
<v Speaker 1>to like message each other in order to find a

474
00:31:50.960 --> 00:31:53.319
<v Speaker 1>safe room where they can all meet back up again.

475
00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:57.680
<v Speaker 1>The buildings were made of stone blocks and their walls

476
00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:00.440
<v Speaker 1>were chipped and pitted even before the flooding. The sense

477
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:04.519
<v Speaker 1>this is a poor area of town. I had a

478
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:09.160
<v Speaker 1>few chats waiting for me from before, from before I'd appeared,

479
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:14.000
<v Speaker 1>and one of them is from Florin. One is Quasar,

480
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:22.559
<v Speaker 1>and it's quite long. I'm negotiating with the Liaisons, which

481
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:25.240
<v Speaker 1>really means I'm negotiating with the AI. It's been a

482
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:28.319
<v Speaker 1>Class nine shit cyclone out here these last four days.

483
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:33.359
<v Speaker 1>Lots of legal movement, warships threatening blow things up, syndicate

484
00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:36.839
<v Speaker 1>security intervening. Most is good from your point of view,

485
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:39.200
<v Speaker 1>but some of it is gonna itch like an infected

486
00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:43.039
<v Speaker 1>ass tattoo. I'll leave the faction war stuff alone for

487
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:46.240
<v Speaker 1>your adjutant to explain. But remember that contract that the

488
00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Sensation Entertainment for the Vengeance of the Daughter, even though

489
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:52.559
<v Speaker 1>the main character is dead, That guarantee of a third

490
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:54.839
<v Speaker 1>season is about to haunt the fuck out of us.

491
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:58.559
<v Speaker 1>Sensation Entertainment just got purchased by a subsidiary of the

492
00:32:58.680 --> 00:33:02.559
<v Speaker 1>Dream and things are moving. They're demanding their third season.

493
00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Just stay the fuck away from any elites. Nothing is

494
00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:08.920
<v Speaker 1>official yet, saying it won't be coming back, which means

495
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:12.440
<v Speaker 1>whatever happens, it's going to be something stupid. Problem is,

496
00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:15.000
<v Speaker 1>the new showrunners won't be caring about that anymore. They're

497
00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:18.039
<v Speaker 1>going to try to use your contractual obligation to ask

498
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:20.359
<v Speaker 1>fuck you. I'm trying to stop it on my m

499
00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:23.079
<v Speaker 1>but I don't think I'll be successful. Plus, the AI

500
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:25.559
<v Speaker 1>gives zero shits about what the courts say. If it

501
00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:28.039
<v Speaker 1>thinks it's going to be funny, it's going to let

502
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:30.599
<v Speaker 1>it happen. Just keep your head down and listen to

503
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:34.079
<v Speaker 1>what Judge Victory tells you. She's a smart one. So

504
00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:37.599
<v Speaker 1>I really really enjoy this. I didn't remember that they

505
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.240
<v Speaker 1>had done the like guaranteed three seasons thing. If I

506
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:42.400
<v Speaker 1>had remembered that, I think I probably would have seen

507
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:45.640
<v Speaker 1>coming that they would have used this against him somehow.

508
00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:48.799
<v Speaker 1>I am very, very curious how this is going to

509
00:33:48.839 --> 00:33:52.119
<v Speaker 1>work because it's one of my favorite things, and my

510
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:55.039
<v Speaker 1>favorite I mean, like in a car crash kind of

511
00:33:55.079 --> 00:34:03.759
<v Speaker 1>way to see how a TV series especially does this,

512
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:08.559
<v Speaker 1>how they try and regroup after they kill off somebody

513
00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:12.599
<v Speaker 1>or they make like a bad decision narratively and they

514
00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:17.199
<v Speaker 1>have to regroup in the next season and you can

515
00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:20.800
<v Speaker 1>just see the seams sometimes and it's really you know,

516
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:23.400
<v Speaker 1>like there have been occasional things where I'm like, oh, Okay,

517
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:26.480
<v Speaker 1>they killed off the villain in the last season because

518
00:34:26.480 --> 00:34:29.480
<v Speaker 1>they wanted there to be a satisfying ending, but then

519
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:32.960
<v Speaker 1>they couldn't come up with a better villain, and so

520
00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:35.559
<v Speaker 1>they either will like bring that villain back and have

521
00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:37.679
<v Speaker 1>them unexpectedly not be dead and I don't think that's

522
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:39.920
<v Speaker 1>part of a plan always, or they will have a

523
00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:43.320
<v Speaker 1>new villain who feels almost identical to the old villain

524
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:47.239
<v Speaker 1>somehow just sort of you know what I mean, like hmm,

525
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:52.039
<v Speaker 1>or they will kind of do like, oh well. The

526
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:56.280
<v Speaker 1>one that I think about this Jeff says, remember hero

527
00:34:56.480 --> 00:34:59.519
<v Speaker 1>season two horrifying, and Michael says, Heroes did that? Jeff

528
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:02.039
<v Speaker 1>beat me to that's very funny. I don't think i've

529
00:35:02.079 --> 00:35:06.199
<v Speaker 1>finished season two. I started it, but yeah, I one

530
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:08.920
<v Speaker 1>of the ones that I think of is Once upon

531
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:11.840
<v Speaker 1>a Time, because the first season is a really fun

532
00:35:11.880 --> 00:35:15.480
<v Speaker 1>idea and a very complete story, and then they just

533
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:19.199
<v Speaker 1>clearly did not know where to go, and so they

534
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:24.840
<v Speaker 1>basically just do the first season over again, and it's excruciating. Eventually,

535
00:35:25.400 --> 00:35:28.519
<v Speaker 1>I hear that they wound up coming up with some

536
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:31.480
<v Speaker 1>better stories later on. But I will be perfectly honest,

537
00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:34.880
<v Speaker 1>I never watched the past season two because it was

538
00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:39.920
<v Speaker 1>too it was not good. And same thing with like

539
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Desperate Housewives. You know, there's a when a show has

540
00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:49.480
<v Speaker 1>a first season that is excellent and feels complete, it's

541
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:55.559
<v Speaker 1>always a twenty eighty chance if they're going to be

542
00:35:55.559 --> 00:36:00.000
<v Speaker 1>able to pull off a second season, because they all

543
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:03.159
<v Speaker 1>often have this one great season just to get signed

544
00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:06.039
<v Speaker 1>because they have to, you know, somebody has to agree

545
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:11.559
<v Speaker 1>to pick them up. But making a complete season that

546
00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:16.159
<v Speaker 1>feels satisfying often inherently means there isn't somewhere to go

547
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:19.760
<v Speaker 1>from there, because that's the point, you know. Anyway, I

548
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:22.360
<v Speaker 1>think it's part of why shows that have like whole

549
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:26.119
<v Speaker 1>different storylines every season with a whole new like cast

550
00:36:26.239 --> 00:36:29.679
<v Speaker 1>of characters, or they take the same actors but they

551
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.559
<v Speaker 1>change up the setting or whatever, you know what I mean,

552
00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:37.519
<v Speaker 1>like American Horror Story, White Lotus, even like True Detectives.

553
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.880
<v Speaker 1>I think that might be part of why that trend

554
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:45.760
<v Speaker 1>is there. But uh, anyway, I just am really really

555
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:48.239
<v Speaker 1>curious what they're gonna do with that, because it could

556
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:56.239
<v Speaker 1>be really amusing to see. So Carl is in pain

557
00:36:56.760 --> 00:37:00.400
<v Speaker 1>by the way he has these fucking de buff that

558
00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:03.960
<v Speaker 1>and I hadn't hadn't thought about the fact that him

559
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:06.239
<v Speaker 1>and Moni are going to get separated because she can

560
00:37:06.440 --> 00:37:10.800
<v Speaker 1>heal him from this friggin slug thing and she they

561
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:13.760
<v Speaker 1>have to find their way to her. But he had

562
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:16.400
<v Speaker 1>thought he had would have more time before this stuff

563
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:20.079
<v Speaker 1>started to catch up to him. And the first one

564
00:37:20.639 --> 00:37:27.559
<v Speaker 1>is soul poisoning. This condition has additional effects that will

565
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.159
<v Speaker 1>soon be revealed if you don't do something about it,

566
00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:34.159
<v Speaker 1>and it's due to the friggin you know, Scavenger's daughter

567
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:39.840
<v Speaker 1>thing that he did not vent in time, So now

568
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:43.320
<v Speaker 1>he's trying to find somewhere to vent it immediately to

569
00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:47.039
<v Speaker 1>keep it from like really doing a fucking number on him,

570
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:50.199
<v Speaker 1>and is looking around like, oh my god, because he

571
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:52.719
<v Speaker 1>can do so much damage that it can harm him

572
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:56.440
<v Speaker 1>or the people around him. Like the way this attack

573
00:37:56.480 --> 00:38:00.760
<v Speaker 1>works can actually be a really bad thing, depending which

574
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:07.280
<v Speaker 1>is what happened to trigger a fucking a zombie demon

575
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:14.360
<v Speaker 1>event last time. And meanwhile, Dona is being given like

576
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:17.559
<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds to figure out what class she wants to be,

577
00:38:18.519 --> 00:38:21.639
<v Speaker 1>and she also has to pick cards to keep, and

578
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Mordecai is talking her through them, and it's very funny

579
00:38:27.480 --> 00:38:30.239
<v Speaker 1>because what she winds up choosing, it's like she did

580
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:37.280
<v Speaker 1>not understand exactly what this meant. First consecrated Enchantress, which

581
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:40.880
<v Speaker 1>comes with a sash, and I love the fact that

582
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:47.880
<v Speaker 1>the Ai is like giving her descriptors with a specific

583
00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:53.000
<v Speaker 1>accessory highlighted as the thing. Yes, Ai, Yes, this is

584
00:38:53.079 --> 00:38:55.440
<v Speaker 1>how to do it. This is how to do it.

585
00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:58.760
<v Speaker 1>I love it so much. I'm not going to pick

586
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:02.039
<v Speaker 1>the Halloween officia now. My personality is too sparkly and

587
00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:04.360
<v Speaker 1>optimistic for me to be a goth. It does come

588
00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:08.920
<v Speaker 1>with black lipstick and a box cutter for some reason dark,

589
00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:13.199
<v Speaker 1>and then it comes with a hat and something else

590
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:18.639
<v Speaker 1>what's a gilly suit? So yeah, we'll get there. This

591
00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:22.800
<v Speaker 1>is when Carl goes and decides to unleash on this

592
00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:28.719
<v Speaker 1>weird concierge shark, and they both get blown backward and

593
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:34.679
<v Speaker 1>he gets an achievement Sushi's Smoothie. You've received a sushi

594
00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:37.280
<v Speaker 1>making kit. And he also gets told that he has

595
00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:39.920
<v Speaker 1>to use his foot next time, which I'm wondering if

596
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:43.599
<v Speaker 1>he can use the Scavenger's daughter power out of his foot.

597
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Is that something that he can channel? Like can he?

598
00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. And let's see, Ellie went from thunder

599
00:39:54.119 --> 00:39:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Princess to hailstorm. Queen Ellie says, this is probably as

600
00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:01.159
<v Speaker 1>far as I'm gonna get. I can add the final

601
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:03.280
<v Speaker 1>element if I ever make it to the twelfth floor.

602
00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:05.679
<v Speaker 1>But I'm betting this whole shit show self destructs before

603
00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:09.800
<v Speaker 1>we even get close, which is, you know, understandable that

604
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:12.280
<v Speaker 1>she would feel this way. I am still thinking about

605
00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:15.679
<v Speaker 1>the way Samantha reacted to Ellie and like that there's

606
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:19.079
<v Speaker 1>some link there, but I can't make heads or tails

607
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>of that not pun intended Samantha at the moment. And

608
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:30.800
<v Speaker 1>they also get a bunch of notifications as warlords about

609
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:33.320
<v Speaker 1>like where they are, how many people are in their

610
00:40:33.440 --> 00:40:36.440
<v Speaker 1>army right now, how many people's like positions they need

611
00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:41.679
<v Speaker 1>to fill still, and the number of different people who

612
00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:47.639
<v Speaker 1>are like teaming up together in truces. Let's see, I'm

613
00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:51.960
<v Speaker 1>trying to find the protection enhancements have been removed. While

614
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.679
<v Speaker 1>some protections exist during a ceasefire, those of you who

615
00:40:54.719 --> 00:40:57.280
<v Speaker 1>were getting regenerated can now die, So don't trip and

616
00:40:57.360 --> 00:41:03.599
<v Speaker 1>break your neck. At least wait until the ceasefire, and

617
00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:08.719
<v Speaker 1>there's Team Retribution who has offered them a truce, which

618
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:13.760
<v Speaker 1>they think is the NPCs. And he starts to be like,

619
00:41:13.800 --> 00:41:17.599
<v Speaker 1>before we accept the truth, and Donut immediately accepts it

620
00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:21.000
<v Speaker 1>without asking or like talking it over with him, and

621
00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:26.079
<v Speaker 1>he gets really mad, understandably because historically Donut has not

622
00:41:26.119 --> 00:41:29.679
<v Speaker 1>been great about looking through her options. But this time,

623
00:41:29.960 --> 00:41:33.639
<v Speaker 1>when he gets mad, she's like, relax, I've been reading

624
00:41:33.639 --> 00:41:36.840
<v Speaker 1>the help section of the Warlord tab. I love this

625
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:38.920
<v Speaker 1>that She's just like, I've done my research, dude, you

626
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:43.599
<v Speaker 1>can calm down. When did you get the time? I

627
00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:46.760
<v Speaker 1>don't use the restroom merely as much as you do. Honestly,

628
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:48.280
<v Speaker 1>I think you need to see a doctor. I think

629
00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:53.199
<v Speaker 1>you might have out ibs uh and hear me out

630
00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:57.360
<v Speaker 1>she's being given advice from somebody. There's also that which

631
00:41:57.400 --> 00:42:01.639
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't discount, And of course there's probably not a

632
00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:04.239
<v Speaker 1>way for her to tell him that if she's in

633
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:08.199
<v Speaker 1>the same position he is, she can't share, you know

634
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:12.000
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. I don't necessarily think it's true in

635
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:15.159
<v Speaker 1>the way of like the cookbook, but I could definitely

636
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:18.400
<v Speaker 1>see there being coded language between her and zev are

637
00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:23.079
<v Speaker 1>people in the chat rooms, like, that's something that absolutely

638
00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:30.920
<v Speaker 1>has to be happening. I forgot about this. Warlord Donut

639
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:33.480
<v Speaker 1>of the Princess Posse has named the Truth the Good Guys.

640
00:42:33.559 --> 00:42:37.519
<v Speaker 1>Warlord Ferdinand of Team Retribution has renamed the Truth Ferdinand

641
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.119
<v Speaker 1>and his Bird, and it won't let her change it back.

642
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:52.360
<v Speaker 1>So let's see. Here comes Cascadia and Carl is like,

643
00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:57.480
<v Speaker 1>she sounds really weird and determines that she's either drunk

644
00:42:57.559 --> 00:43:03.800
<v Speaker 1>or stoned, which leads to and exceptional performance from the

645
00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:10.199
<v Speaker 1>voice narrator. You guys, you guys, I am so sorry,

646
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:13.119
<v Speaker 1>but this is one of the best deliveries. Like, people

647
00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:17.039
<v Speaker 1>who have to do have to play drunk will often

648
00:43:17.079 --> 00:43:19.519
<v Speaker 1>overdo it and they will get sloppy in a way

649
00:43:19.559 --> 00:43:23.360
<v Speaker 1>that's really not usual. It's sort of a stereotype in

650
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:26.840
<v Speaker 1>a cartoonish way of what people are like, but it's

651
00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:31.880
<v Speaker 1>not like quite right. And this narrator is just fucking

652
00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:35.039
<v Speaker 1>nailing it with her like kind of speeding up at

653
00:43:35.039 --> 00:43:39.039
<v Speaker 1>certain times and other times pausing a little too long

654
00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:45.920
<v Speaker 1>and then just like laughing and then going and it's

655
00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:52.960
<v Speaker 1>top tier. So good. Ooh sorry, more chance. Michael says, Hey,

656
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:55.639
<v Speaker 1>gods can be sexy. I mean are you kidding me?

657
00:43:56.000 --> 00:44:00.079
<v Speaker 1>Gods are like the sexy. Whenever dudes talk about like

658
00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:05.000
<v Speaker 1>the it's always big titty goth girlfriend. That's you know.

659
00:44:05.480 --> 00:44:07.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's the sexy thing she's saying. It

660
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:10.400
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't go with her or vibe because she's too bubbly,

661
00:44:11.000 --> 00:44:15.679
<v Speaker 1>which I kind of like the contrast between bubbly personality

662
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:19.719
<v Speaker 1>and goth aesthetic. I think that's classic and definitely could work.

663
00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:29.800
<v Speaker 1>But I also get what she means, so this whole

664
00:44:29.880 --> 00:44:33.599
<v Speaker 1>thing is her at first just being like, you guys

665
00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:37.480
<v Speaker 1>know how that worked? This works? You fucked it all up.

666
00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:40.199
<v Speaker 1>It should have been this way and it's not. And

667
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:47.199
<v Speaker 1>whose fault is that? I love anyway. There are ten

668
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:51.039
<v Speaker 1>teams total, nine attacking teams and one defending team, the NPCs,

669
00:44:51.079 --> 00:44:55.039
<v Speaker 1>who have decided to call themselves Team Retribution. The basical

670
00:44:55.239 --> 00:44:58.559
<v Speaker 1>is simple, capture the castle in the center. Normally, you

671
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:00.679
<v Speaker 1>crawlers don't really need to know much about this stuff.

672
00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:02.880
<v Speaker 1>The floor is no different than the hunting grounds. Once

673
00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:05.159
<v Speaker 1>this cease fire ends, you're teleported out of the city.

674
00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:08.480
<v Speaker 1>If you haven't left already, you just need to survive,

675
00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:17.119
<v Speaker 1>and there's just a bunch of I don't want to

676
00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:20.079
<v Speaker 1>get too into just reading word for word what she

677
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.800
<v Speaker 1>says here, because I feel like it doesn't This will

678
00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:26.039
<v Speaker 1>all come up as we play, you know what I mean,

679
00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:31.719
<v Speaker 1>so to speak, as we keep reading. Any team who

680
00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:33.960
<v Speaker 1>controls the Throne Room will have access to the city

681
00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:37.079
<v Speaker 1>defense system. If the Throne Room changes hands to an

682
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:40.960
<v Speaker 1>attacking team, there will be a half hour grace period.

683
00:45:41.079 --> 00:45:44.519
<v Speaker 1>Attacking teams will be eliminated if the warlord or warlords

684
00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:47.599
<v Speaker 1>are killed, or if the throne Room of their primary

685
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:50.199
<v Speaker 1>base is taken and held for a period of six hours.

686
00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Soldiers of an eliminated team are traditionally given the option

687
00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.920
<v Speaker 1>to join the new team or be slaughtered. There are

688
00:45:57.039 --> 00:46:00.559
<v Speaker 1>nine hundred no sorry, there are two hundred ninety three

689
00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:05.280
<v Speaker 1>stairwell chambers. They will not open until Faction Wars is

690
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:10.119
<v Speaker 1>one or there are thirty hours left, whichever happens first.

691
00:46:11.119 --> 00:46:15.280
<v Speaker 1>And this is when we get the trade request from

692
00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Team Retribution Baroness Victory Warlords. I suggest one of you

693
00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:24.800
<v Speaker 1>proceed immediately to the Flag room to oversee the final

694
00:46:24.840 --> 00:46:28.079
<v Speaker 1>stronghold preparations and deal with the influx of new recruits,

695
00:46:28.400 --> 00:46:31.039
<v Speaker 1>while the other remains in Loroccos and attempts to enlist

696
00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:35.280
<v Speaker 1>your fellow crawlers. Time is short. I cannot wait to

697
00:46:35.480 --> 00:46:39.199
<v Speaker 1>work with Baroness Victory. I am so interested in her.

698
00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:44.360
<v Speaker 1>I was kind of thinking that Princess for is it

699
00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:47.599
<v Speaker 1>Princess Formidable? Is that her name? I was sort of

700
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:50.800
<v Speaker 1>expecting the Baroness to have a personality more like her,

701
00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:54.719
<v Speaker 1>But now I'm thinking she's going to be even more uptight,

702
00:46:54.760 --> 00:46:57.239
<v Speaker 1>which I'm always here for, like an uptight character, depending

703
00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:01.599
<v Speaker 1>on how it's done. And Donut is like talking about

704
00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:05.400
<v Speaker 1>how she has a celestial box and I just received

705
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:08.679
<v Speaker 1>a former child actor accessory kit in the safe room

706
00:47:08.679 --> 00:47:11.800
<v Speaker 1>mailbox and I need to open it right away. Plus,

707
00:47:11.880 --> 00:47:14.079
<v Speaker 1>you know, we need to deal with your hair and

708
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:19.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm missing eyebrows. And he's like, wait, what did you

709
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:25.119
<v Speaker 1>pick for a class? And he says, WHOA what the fuck? Donut? Great,

710
00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:28.400
<v Speaker 1>isn't it. It's a long range sniper and assassin class.

711
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:30.840
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't come with many new spells, but the range

712
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:34.679
<v Speaker 1>on all my existing spells is quadrupled, and my dexterity

713
00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.599
<v Speaker 1>is much higher. The odds of one of my spells

714
00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:41.719
<v Speaker 1>inflicting an instakhill is higher too. I can go invisible

715
00:47:41.840 --> 00:47:44.800
<v Speaker 1>at will and to top it off, I kept most

716
00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:47.639
<v Speaker 1>of my spells from the last floor. But best of all,

717
00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:50.639
<v Speaker 1>it comes with a hat and a ghoolie suit. I

718
00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:56.320
<v Speaker 1>don't know what that means. And it says deathbed Hellcat

719
00:47:56.559 --> 00:48:02.280
<v Speaker 1>is the name of the class. It's gilly suit, not ghoolie.

720
00:48:03.320 --> 00:48:06.559
<v Speaker 1>And she's just like, I think it sounds like very

721
00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:13.199
<v Speaker 1>menacing actually, and he's like, uh huh, yeah, definitely. I

722
00:48:13.519 --> 00:48:16.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know how many of you guys looked up what

723
00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:21.840
<v Speaker 1>a gilly suit looks like, but you know, I've seen

724
00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:25.840
<v Speaker 1>them before. But there's a variety of sort of types

725
00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:29.719
<v Speaker 1>depending on what foliage you are trying to blend in with.

726
00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:37.079
<v Speaker 1>I understand completely why Donut hates this so much, but

727
00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I think she is going to be so invaluable in

728
00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:46.000
<v Speaker 1>this thing. I think this could be fucking great. I

729
00:48:46.039 --> 00:48:55.960
<v Speaker 1>love it so much. So then uh, she says, it's

730
00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:58.280
<v Speaker 1>like one of signettes to had two people fell through

731
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:02.760
<v Speaker 1>a paper shredder they gave me. I don't know why

732
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:06.320
<v Speaker 1>it's necessary. They already gave me the ability to turn invisible.

733
00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:11.039
<v Speaker 1>And I understand what she means, but there are definitely

734
00:49:11.159 --> 00:49:15.840
<v Speaker 1>abilities that can see through an invisibility spell. So I

735
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:18.199
<v Speaker 1>think that this is a nice cover for that. You know,

736
00:49:18.440 --> 00:49:21.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a way that you could potentially still blend in

737
00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:24.000
<v Speaker 1>even if they can see through the invisibility. If you've

738
00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:27.119
<v Speaker 1>got this on, maybe it's you still fool them, which

739
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:32.360
<v Speaker 1>would be great. And let's see, I'm trying to find that.

740
00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:35.159
<v Speaker 1>The suit added a skill called blend into background, which

741
00:49:35.159 --> 00:49:38.400
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't had time to examine, and cone of silence

742
00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:41.639
<v Speaker 1>combined with invisibility, it would be great. The floppy hat

743
00:49:41.679 --> 00:49:45.079
<v Speaker 1>added a targeting skill which allowed her to zoom in

744
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:49.639
<v Speaker 1>and examine mobs from afar And basically all of this

745
00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:51.880
<v Speaker 1>stuff combined means that she could kill somebody from like

746
00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:55.239
<v Speaker 1>a mile away, which should be really bad ass. But

747
00:49:55.320 --> 00:49:58.159
<v Speaker 1>Carl can't help but think, like, this is so scary

748
00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:00.880
<v Speaker 1>because I know we're not the only ones getting bonkers

749
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:11.440
<v Speaker 1>gear like this right now, so yikes, you know, let's see. Uh.

750
00:50:11.880 --> 00:50:15.280
<v Speaker 1>Mordecai comes in and he says that flack is a

751
00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:18.199
<v Speaker 1>good anti airspell. Get it to level ten and it

752
00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:21.039
<v Speaker 1>puts on quite the show, which I don't know what

753
00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:24.840
<v Speaker 1>that means, but we'll see. Now, guys, there had been

754
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:31.760
<v Speaker 1>a moment where Mordecai speaks to them and he said

755
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:34.719
<v Speaker 1>a at the end of the sentence, and I was

756
00:50:34.840 --> 00:50:39.000
<v Speaker 1>listening and I'm like, wait a minute, is he just

757
00:50:39.039 --> 00:50:42.760
<v Speaker 1>like Canadian this war? Is that a thing? And immediately

758
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:45.079
<v Speaker 1>my brain went like, no, it's not a thing. And

759
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:49.000
<v Speaker 1>then I went, but why isn't it though that Tenneman

760
00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:51.559
<v Speaker 1>would absolutely be the type to have being just a

761
00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:56.519
<v Speaker 1>Canadian a thing, And that is exactly what we get.

762
00:50:56.559 --> 00:50:58.800
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not mad about it. Just for the record,

763
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:02.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's delight and he manages to like have

764
00:51:03.079 --> 00:51:06.880
<v Speaker 1>this be not so over the top as to feel

765
00:51:06.920 --> 00:51:11.119
<v Speaker 1>like distracting or cartoonish. It's just enough that you're like, yep,

766
00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:16.039
<v Speaker 1>there it is. You know, it's not an easy thing

767
00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:20.599
<v Speaker 1>to pull off. This one is something called a Canadian,

768
00:51:20.719 --> 00:51:24.440
<v Speaker 1>part French, part maple syrup. He's weirdly obsessed with ice

769
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:29.000
<v Speaker 1>hockey and snowmobiles and semi erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has

770
00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:32.800
<v Speaker 1>a well worn Tim Horton's loyalty card in his velcrow wallet.

771
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:35.440
<v Speaker 1>He says a boot instead of about and gets really

772
00:51:35.480 --> 00:51:38.079
<v Speaker 1>really upset when you pointed out claiming you're hearing things

773
00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:41.360
<v Speaker 1>and that it's a harmful stereotype. It's not a stereotype,

774
00:51:41.400 --> 00:51:44.280
<v Speaker 1>and that's exactly how it sounds. He has a relative

775
00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:46.960
<v Speaker 1>who is trainfled to death by a moose. You get

776
00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:54.639
<v Speaker 1>the idea perfect no notes, part French, part maple syrup

777
00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:58.639
<v Speaker 1>is a classic. You know what. My mother is married

778
00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:02.000
<v Speaker 1>to a man whose whole family is French Canadian, and

779
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I before I forget am screenshotting this description and I

780
00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:11.599
<v Speaker 1>am sending this to her via text right now. There.

781
00:52:12.480 --> 00:52:20.800
<v Speaker 1>She will love it. He's he got her into ice hockey,

782
00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:26.440
<v Speaker 1>by the way, so that part is fair. And his

783
00:52:26.559 --> 00:52:29.639
<v Speaker 1>family is very into crapes as well, so we could

784
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:36.400
<v Speaker 1>just like toss that on there. So let's see. There

785
00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:39.400
<v Speaker 1>are three scenarios where the ceasefiretime is shortened. One is

786
00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:42.800
<v Speaker 1>a unanimous vote, which isn't going to happen. Two is

787
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.480
<v Speaker 1>if one of the warlords voluntarily withdraws, which isn't going

788
00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:49.679
<v Speaker 1>to happen because it's not possible. The third is also unlikely.

789
00:52:49.800 --> 00:52:52.320
<v Speaker 1>It's if all teams are finished with their defenses, they're

790
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:55.000
<v Speaker 1>thrown is locked in place, and they mark themselves as ready,

791
00:52:55.280 --> 00:53:01.519
<v Speaker 1>in which case it ends immediately. Oh, we have to

792
00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:08.280
<v Speaker 1>heal Mango. And it's interesting because Mordecai says that heal

793
00:53:08.360 --> 00:53:11.920
<v Speaker 1>severe injury potion requires thirty three fine healing potions to

794
00:53:12.000 --> 00:53:17.280
<v Speaker 1>make and an autoclave. I don't know what an autoclave is,

795
00:53:18.440 --> 00:53:24.480
<v Speaker 1>but evidently somehow she Maria managed to like sidestep the

796
00:53:24.519 --> 00:53:26.639
<v Speaker 1>way to make this that Mordecai knows about and do

797
00:53:26.719 --> 00:53:29.599
<v Speaker 1>it a different way. And I am so curious if,

798
00:53:29.639 --> 00:53:34.440
<v Speaker 1>like you guys, was this thing with she Maria, Like,

799
00:53:35.519 --> 00:53:37.760
<v Speaker 1>is this gonna have like a bunch of advantages to

800
00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:44.519
<v Speaker 1>it even though it's awful. I don't know, like, is

801
00:53:44.559 --> 00:53:51.159
<v Speaker 1>this is this something horrible that's being allowed because it's

802
00:53:51.440 --> 00:53:53.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna help him in a weird way in the end,

803
00:53:53.320 --> 00:53:57.920
<v Speaker 1>even though it's awful. Like, ah, I don't know, I

804
00:53:57.960 --> 00:54:01.159
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I just get so so suspicious of things

805
00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:06.440
<v Speaker 1>being too good. And I had been wondering whether or

806
00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:09.519
<v Speaker 1>not Carl would be able to call to mind exactly

807
00:54:09.559 --> 00:54:13.079
<v Speaker 1>how she made these, and he isn't able to off hand,

808
00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:15.480
<v Speaker 1>you know. He just says, like she only combined I

809
00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:18.599
<v Speaker 1>think three, but I can't remember specifically. If I go

810
00:54:18.679 --> 00:54:21.920
<v Speaker 1>into my inventory to look, maybe I can figure it out.

811
00:54:23.719 --> 00:54:28.800
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, let's see, there's healed pet potion Carl put

812
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:31.480
<v Speaker 1>on the ground before the vinegar Goddess Lady got her

813
00:54:31.480 --> 00:54:36.679
<v Speaker 1>head off and now it's super sparkly, and says, revitalize pet.

814
00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:41.519
<v Speaker 1>This was purple and looked as if someone had dumped

815
00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:44.639
<v Speaker 1>half a jar of glitter into it. And he says,

816
00:54:44.679 --> 00:54:47.239
<v Speaker 1>I can figure out the recipe with my new table.

817
00:54:47.320 --> 00:54:49.000
<v Speaker 1>So let me look at it and I'll have his

818
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:52.199
<v Speaker 1>wing back in a boot an hour or so. I

819
00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:56.119
<v Speaker 1>have to imagine that Mattenman put about in practically every

820
00:54:56.159 --> 00:55:00.519
<v Speaker 1>paragraph of text that Mordecai says, right, you can't just

821
00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:03.559
<v Speaker 1>not do that. You got to. It has to be

822
00:55:03.639 --> 00:55:10.480
<v Speaker 1>the thing. So ooh sorry, Monica says, my son just

823
00:55:10.519 --> 00:55:12.800
<v Speaker 1>finished an online class with a French Canadian teacher, and

824
00:55:12.840 --> 00:55:15.159
<v Speaker 1>she does say a in a boot once in a while.

825
00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Jeff says, it mixes chemical solutions very fast. Ah okay.

826
00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Michael says, it was interesting to me how Karl referred

827
00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:25.639
<v Speaker 1>to the actions that happened with she Maria as the

828
00:55:25.679 --> 00:55:28.239
<v Speaker 1>stuff that he did. It had to feel to him

829
00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:30.360
<v Speaker 1>like he was doing the things even though intellectually he

830
00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:33.639
<v Speaker 1>knew he held no he had no control. Super traumatizing

831
00:55:33.719 --> 00:55:38.039
<v Speaker 1>given what happened, absolutely and like, not only from his

832
00:55:38.119 --> 00:55:40.400
<v Speaker 1>point of view, but I would imagine that you can't

833
00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:44.360
<v Speaker 1>help but excuse me, guys, I would imagine that you

834
00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:47.239
<v Speaker 1>can't help, but think of it as like everybody else

835
00:55:47.239 --> 00:55:52.119
<v Speaker 1>saw me do it, so to them, I did it,

836
00:55:52.320 --> 00:55:54.599
<v Speaker 1>even if I know that I couldn't control myself at

837
00:55:54.599 --> 00:56:00.960
<v Speaker 1>the time. It's just the easiest way to think about it,

838
00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:06.239
<v Speaker 1>I think, you know, easy in a certain sense, not

839
00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:14.159
<v Speaker 1>all so anyway. Mordecai then uh looks at this other

840
00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:18.719
<v Speaker 1>manner refill potion and it's called Manna blessing, and he's

841
00:56:18.760 --> 00:56:24.760
<v Speaker 1>just like, holy shit, this is incredible. I'll be right back.

842
00:56:25.320 --> 00:56:27.039
<v Speaker 1>And there comes a point later where she's like, I

843
00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:29.639
<v Speaker 1>think he likes the potions more than us, and I

844
00:56:29.719 --> 00:56:32.400
<v Speaker 1>was like, I think you're probably like kind of close

845
00:56:32.480 --> 00:56:36.400
<v Speaker 1>to right. I think that he is getting a lot

846
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:39.159
<v Speaker 1>of knowledge and stuff for the first time in a while.

847
00:56:39.320 --> 00:56:43.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing that like, up until this point it's been

848
00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:46.039
<v Speaker 1>very much business as usual with whatever knowledge he has

849
00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:50.920
<v Speaker 1>managed to gather, and that he is suddenly happening upon

850
00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:56.079
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of combinations and possibilities that he hasn't seen

851
00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:58.280
<v Speaker 1>after doing this for so long, and it must be

852
00:56:58.320 --> 00:57:01.840
<v Speaker 1>really exciting to fight only have something new, you know

853
00:57:01.840 --> 00:57:09.400
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. So he gets achievements. Lord of the

854
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:13.880
<v Speaker 1>flies a gold I have the conch box. Demons hate

855
00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:19.719
<v Speaker 1>this one trick, unlimited supply of pea soup chicken shit exploit.

856
00:57:21.159 --> 00:57:26.519
<v Speaker 1>You have received a platinum surrenderl gore box that that

857
00:57:27.000 --> 00:57:31.360
<v Speaker 1>uh huh very interested, and then an achievement for getting

858
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:38.320
<v Speaker 1>celestial loot. You received a lute punch card used pet

859
00:57:38.519 --> 00:57:41.079
<v Speaker 1>and this we still have not dealt with by the

860
00:57:41.079 --> 00:57:44.320
<v Speaker 1>time these chapters end. But we are going to have

861
00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:47.480
<v Speaker 1>to deal with our tummy acre friend, and I am

862
00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:51.840
<v Speaker 1>extremely interested. There's a whole thing with used Pet about

863
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:55.440
<v Speaker 1>people who like rescue dogs and then just leave them

864
00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:58.519
<v Speaker 1>in a crate all day. And look, guys, I recognize

865
00:57:58.519 --> 00:58:00.239
<v Speaker 1>that we all have to do what we have to

866
00:58:00.280 --> 00:58:03.239
<v Speaker 1>do in terms of like the way our lives are

867
00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:07.519
<v Speaker 1>set up, and that dogs really can often just kind

868
00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:11.000
<v Speaker 1>of sleep in one place for fifteen fucking hours in

869
00:58:11.079 --> 00:58:14.400
<v Speaker 1>a day. But I just it's never sat right with

870
00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:16.800
<v Speaker 1>me creating a dog while you're like at work. I

871
00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:20.400
<v Speaker 1>just hate the idea. And I had so many people

872
00:58:20.519 --> 00:58:23.760
<v Speaker 1>encouraging me to create train Pippin, and I took it

873
00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:27.679
<v Speaker 1>very seriously initially, and that dog would not go in

874
00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:30.719
<v Speaker 1>that creak from when he was a tiny puppy. I

875
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:34.760
<v Speaker 1>put the most high value treats in there. I did

876
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:39.639
<v Speaker 1>everything to like make it cozy and smell good and

877
00:58:39.679 --> 00:58:44.840
<v Speaker 1>feel safe, and it just he absolutely would not fucking

878
00:58:44.920 --> 00:58:48.159
<v Speaker 1>do it. And so it wound up that I just

879
00:58:48.280 --> 00:58:50.400
<v Speaker 1>wasn't going to, you know, And since then I have

880
00:58:50.480 --> 00:58:52.800
<v Speaker 1>come to the conclusion like, yeah, I just I just

881
00:58:52.800 --> 00:58:56.159
<v Speaker 1>don't want to do that. I don't like it. And

882
00:58:56.320 --> 00:58:59.679
<v Speaker 1>I see animals in my neighborhood that are like, they're

883
00:58:59.800 --> 00:59:03.519
<v Speaker 1>young dogs, they're never indoors, and I don't understand what's

884
00:59:03.519 --> 00:59:05.639
<v Speaker 1>the point of like having a pet that you don't

885
00:59:05.679 --> 00:59:11.239
<v Speaker 1>want in your house with you, Like it's it's I

886
00:59:11.320 --> 00:59:16.079
<v Speaker 1>just don't understand. Anyway, the AI goes on a bit

887
00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:21.400
<v Speaker 1>of a rant here, which I definitely sympathize with right

888
00:59:21.480 --> 00:59:25.840
<v Speaker 1>up until the especially when said pets are fucking delicious

889
00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:28.639
<v Speaker 1>or really squishable, and I was like, ah, and there

890
00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:34.719
<v Speaker 1>you are, there you are, AI. But yeah, it's obvious

891
00:59:34.760 --> 00:59:38.400
<v Speaker 1>that the AI is speaking from a certain perspective here.

892
00:59:40.800 --> 00:59:45.360
<v Speaker 1>And let's see, Uh, I'm trying to go through all

893
00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:50.000
<v Speaker 1>of these and not like read every single thing. Oh right,

894
00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:53.239
<v Speaker 1>crab chowder, you jerked off a crab, all food items

895
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:55.079
<v Speaker 1>in your food boxes now have the option to be

896
00:59:55.159 --> 00:59:58.960
<v Speaker 1>served chowder style, which is so odd because it's like,

897
00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:01.400
<v Speaker 1>it's not even that this is for everybody else to

898
01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:05.440
<v Speaker 1>humiliate Carl. Nobody else sees this just Carl. I'm assuming.

899
01:00:05.440 --> 01:00:09.039
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm wrong about that, but it's just the AI

900
01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:12.000
<v Speaker 1>fucking like messing with him for the fun which I

901
01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:18.000
<v Speaker 1>can't help but kind of enjoy and new achievement unbirthing.

902
01:00:18.760 --> 01:00:23.000
<v Speaker 1>And this one is very sexual and I do not

903
01:00:23.320 --> 01:00:25.800
<v Speaker 1>want to talk about it. But he does get a

904
01:00:25.960 --> 01:00:31.119
<v Speaker 1>legendary spicy box, which we shall see because he doesn't

905
01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:36.280
<v Speaker 1>open these while we are in this chapter. He also

906
01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:39.800
<v Speaker 1>gets an update from Embras, who is like, yeah, so

907
01:00:39.840 --> 01:00:42.519
<v Speaker 1>I've decided that I'm going to go ahead and make

908
01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:46.719
<v Speaker 1>this deal with Amion. We have a truce. I do

909
01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:48.360
<v Speaker 1>not wish to break it, but I will do what

910
01:00:48.480 --> 01:00:52.079
<v Speaker 1>is necessary to learn the truth. There is a way

911
01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:54.480
<v Speaker 1>for me to do this without causing a war. Proceed

912
01:00:54.559 --> 01:00:59.480
<v Speaker 1>to the temple of Istak in a club. Vanquisher, you

913
01:00:59.559 --> 01:01:02.320
<v Speaker 1>need to the soul Crystal Epito, you are doing well.

914
01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Do not disappoint me now. And it said at least

915
01:01:05.039 --> 01:01:07.880
<v Speaker 1>he didn't task me with killing the three brothers myself,

916
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:10.519
<v Speaker 1>and I was just like Carl, it's early days, baby.

917
01:01:11.199 --> 01:01:12.679
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to tell you this. But just

918
01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:14.800
<v Speaker 1>because he hasn't done it doesn't mean he's not gonna

919
01:01:14.840 --> 01:01:19.599
<v Speaker 1>do it, like come on right, like it just it's coming.

920
01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:28.719
<v Speaker 1>It's coming. So chapter three, uh, Mordecai comes back out

921
01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:34.400
<v Speaker 1>while she's opening the Platinum boxes, a standard shield spell.

922
01:01:35.079 --> 01:01:37.760
<v Speaker 1>The next box was the same Platinum Surrender Gore box

923
01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I had shaped like a jeweled sitting life sized German shepherd,

924
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:49.679
<v Speaker 1>a war protection spell called Sentry and let's see. The

925
01:01:49.800 --> 01:01:52.920
<v Speaker 1>legendary box was from the Hell Comes to Crawler Town

926
01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:58.280
<v Speaker 1>Quest and it's a book that's got purple smoke coming

927
01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:03.000
<v Speaker 1>off it. And Mordecai I kind of is a little spooked,

928
01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:06.679
<v Speaker 1>and he says it's similar to Donuts Second Chance, but

929
01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:11.719
<v Speaker 1>a lot more insidious. It's called You're Not Done Yet.

930
01:02:12.280 --> 01:02:15.840
<v Speaker 1>And Carl says, I'd heard that spell name before, but

931
01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:20.119
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't remember where. And I can't either, and I

932
01:02:20.159 --> 01:02:23.719
<v Speaker 1>don't remind me. Guys, don't remind if you remembered when

933
01:02:23.760 --> 01:02:26.760
<v Speaker 1>you were reading. I will want to hear about that later,

934
01:02:27.559 --> 01:02:31.719
<v Speaker 1>but I can't remember it. All I remember is like

935
01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:37.800
<v Speaker 1>basically somebody being almost undead and being forced to keep

936
01:02:38.360 --> 01:02:46.719
<v Speaker 1>fighting or something in a certain moment. But yeah, it's uh.

937
01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:49.400
<v Speaker 1>This indicates to me that like the cockroach skill isn't

938
01:02:49.400 --> 01:02:54.519
<v Speaker 1>going to be enough, which is extremely upsetting. And then

939
01:02:54.559 --> 01:03:01.559
<v Speaker 1>we get this friggin' benefactor box. This is wild. So

940
01:03:02.960 --> 01:03:07.960
<v Speaker 1>it has this amazing presentation and then there's this incredible

941
01:03:08.119 --> 01:03:11.960
<v Speaker 1>tiara on this pillow, and it turns out that the

942
01:03:12.000 --> 01:03:13.760
<v Speaker 1>pillow is part of it, because I thought it was

943
01:03:13.800 --> 01:03:17.280
<v Speaker 1>just this great presentation, But the pillow is the charging

944
01:03:17.400 --> 01:03:25.079
<v Speaker 1>device for the tiara, and basically what it does is

945
01:03:25.360 --> 01:03:29.719
<v Speaker 1>it takes the abilities from other hats and puts them

946
01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:33.559
<v Speaker 1>into the tiara. And for each hat that you do

947
01:03:33.719 --> 01:03:37.320
<v Speaker 1>this to one of the absorption crystals on the tir,

948
01:03:37.400 --> 01:03:41.159
<v Speaker 1>there ninety nine of them will be used up. So

949
01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:43.960
<v Speaker 1>you have to be careful with the kinds of abilities

950
01:03:44.039 --> 01:03:47.880
<v Speaker 1>you use. But this will make the tiara an item

951
01:03:47.960 --> 01:03:51.280
<v Speaker 1>that will be likely one of the most valuable powerful

952
01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:56.960
<v Speaker 1>things in the entire dungeon. Like ever, this is bonkers.

953
01:03:57.400 --> 01:04:00.360
<v Speaker 1>This is next level, and the fact that it's a tiara,

954
01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:06.280
<v Speaker 1>I am absolutely here for all of this. It's described

955
01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:11.000
<v Speaker 1>as like parlessent and red I think it's I think

956
01:04:11.039 --> 01:04:13.519
<v Speaker 1>it's red, right, I'm trying to find the spot here

957
01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:17.800
<v Speaker 1>where a red fluffy pillow with a glittering, shiny opal

958
01:04:17.880 --> 01:04:21.960
<v Speaker 1>lessent Tiara, Okay, so it's red. Is the cushion I'm

959
01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:37.639
<v Speaker 1>trying to see? Is my hold on you? Guys? I

960
01:04:37.679 --> 01:04:43.159
<v Speaker 1>think that, uh, this probably counts as opal lessent, right,

961
01:04:43.320 --> 01:04:46.480
<v Speaker 1>It's not that kind of that thing going on there.

962
01:04:47.280 --> 01:04:51.960
<v Speaker 1>So this is my new I'm with the Princess Posse

963
01:04:52.760 --> 01:04:59.239
<v Speaker 1>fan where this is me at crawl Con. This is

964
01:04:59.280 --> 01:05:04.360
<v Speaker 1>what I would wear. So I'm very happy for you, Donut.

965
01:05:04.360 --> 01:05:07.599
<v Speaker 1>This is ideal. It's got a nice sort of neutral look,

966
01:05:07.679 --> 01:05:11.679
<v Speaker 1>so it can go with any outfit. Incredibly useful, and

967
01:05:12.280 --> 01:05:16.079
<v Speaker 1>I am just absolutely so happy for her. I'm very

968
01:05:16.079 --> 01:05:19.880
<v Speaker 1>here for all of this. And then there's a second

969
01:05:19.960 --> 01:05:24.679
<v Speaker 1>cushion which allows them to transfer from two hats at

970
01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:28.480
<v Speaker 1>a time, which like this shit was already bananas, and

971
01:05:28.599 --> 01:05:30.960
<v Speaker 1>to be able to do two at a time, And

972
01:05:31.039 --> 01:05:34.920
<v Speaker 1>there's even the mention of like they're magnetized so that

973
01:05:35.119 --> 01:05:39.079
<v Speaker 1>the cleaning bot can't just knock the hat off and

974
01:05:39.119 --> 01:05:43.960
<v Speaker 1>make it so that they don't because if it gets removed,

975
01:05:44.199 --> 01:05:48.559
<v Speaker 1>the hat is still deep powered but it doesn't get

976
01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:52.639
<v Speaker 1>transferred to the tiara, so you really have to like

977
01:05:52.679 --> 01:05:55.280
<v Speaker 1>commit and it takes a while. I think it says

978
01:05:55.280 --> 01:05:59.840
<v Speaker 1>something like fifteen hours or something like that, trying to

979
01:06:00.280 --> 01:06:11.239
<v Speaker 1>the specific explanation here, let's see ten hours. That's it.

980
01:06:12.559 --> 01:06:15.159
<v Speaker 1>These properties will be stored in the pillow until the

981
01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:17.599
<v Speaker 1>tiara is placed upon the charger, upon which time all

982
01:06:17.639 --> 01:06:21.000
<v Speaker 1>of the buffs and magical enhancements will be instantly transferred

983
01:06:21.039 --> 01:06:25.000
<v Speaker 1>to the tiara. If a hat item contains five separate buffs,

984
01:06:25.199 --> 01:06:27.760
<v Speaker 1>it will use up five of the ninety nine jewels.

985
01:06:27.800 --> 01:06:30.239
<v Speaker 1>With some careful planning, one can turn this tiara into

986
01:06:30.239 --> 01:06:33.079
<v Speaker 1>one of the most powerful items in the history of

987
01:06:33.199 --> 01:06:38.119
<v Speaker 1>dungeon crawler world. Okay, here come the warnings. Temporary effects

988
01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:42.559
<v Speaker 1>will remain temporary and upon expiration, will burn out the

989
01:06:42.639 --> 01:06:47.559
<v Speaker 1>absorption jewel, which is really important. Items with curse effects

990
01:06:47.599 --> 01:06:50.360
<v Speaker 1>may or may not transfer to the tiara, depending on

991
01:06:50.480 --> 01:06:54.400
<v Speaker 1>multiple factors, so be wary as such. Curse effects may

992
01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:56.559
<v Speaker 1>or may not be removed from items that have been

993
01:06:56.639 --> 01:07:00.800
<v Speaker 1>drained of their magical properties. Certain celestial god blessed hat

994
01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:03.719
<v Speaker 1>items may or may not be properly drained or transferred.

995
01:07:04.039 --> 01:07:07.639
<v Speaker 1>Items carrying a debt cannot be absorbed into the pillow.

996
01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:10.920
<v Speaker 1>This is a big one. Hat items placed on the

997
01:07:10.920 --> 01:07:13.480
<v Speaker 1>pillow take ten hours to fully transfer. However, if you

998
01:07:13.519 --> 01:07:15.800
<v Speaker 1>remove the item after one hour, it will still lose

999
01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:20.679
<v Speaker 1>its magical abilities. So yeah, Dona, of course, it's just like,

1000
01:07:20.719 --> 01:07:23.440
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is not only amazing because now

1001
01:07:23.440 --> 01:07:25.880
<v Speaker 1>I can get the abilities from all these hats I've collected,

1002
01:07:26.400 --> 01:07:29.440
<v Speaker 1>but also I still get to keep the hat. It

1003
01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:33.079
<v Speaker 1>doesn't destroy the hat, so I still get to keep

1004
01:07:33.079 --> 01:07:37.320
<v Speaker 1>my hat collection, which is honestly a great bonus. And

1005
01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I agree fully. And then a goal of Platinum Benefactor

1006
01:07:43.440 --> 01:07:51.400
<v Speaker 1>box from the Apothecary, which brings another charging pillow. This

1007
01:07:51.400 --> 01:07:54.199
<v Speaker 1>will drain any magical item, but it will only transfer

1008
01:07:54.440 --> 01:07:57.079
<v Speaker 1>to a like item. If you drain a ring, the

1009
01:07:57.119 --> 01:07:59.960
<v Speaker 1>store buff will only be transferred to an absorption crystal

1010
01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:02.039
<v Speaker 1>fixed to a ring. If you attempt to transfer to

1011
01:08:02.079 --> 01:08:07.480
<v Speaker 1>an incompatible item, the buff will be lost, which is huge.

1012
01:08:07.639 --> 01:08:09.719
<v Speaker 1>And I don't think that this is restricted to just

1013
01:08:10.039 --> 01:08:14.679
<v Speaker 1>her use. I think that Carl could probably use these

1014
01:08:14.719 --> 01:08:18.880
<v Speaker 1>items as well. Well. The Tiara one no, but this one, yes,

1015
01:08:18.920 --> 01:08:23.319
<v Speaker 1>I would think. So. At this point, we have Mango

1016
01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:27.239
<v Speaker 1>actually noticing that his wing is injured, and Doughnut being like, okay,

1017
01:08:27.239 --> 01:08:29.239
<v Speaker 1>can we use that potion now because he's starting to

1018
01:08:29.279 --> 01:08:34.960
<v Speaker 1>freak out. Uncle Carl is going to give you your medicine.

1019
01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:37.760
<v Speaker 1>You'll have to drink every drop. Be gentle, Carl. I

1020
01:08:37.800 --> 01:08:40.319
<v Speaker 1>picked up the sparkling potion, walked over to Mongo, and

1021
01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:43.079
<v Speaker 1>I smashed the vial on his butt at the base

1022
01:08:43.119 --> 01:08:47.760
<v Speaker 1>of his tail. And I really appreciated this. I am

1023
01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:51.199
<v Speaker 1>so precious about things that like, honestly, it really is

1024
01:08:51.279 --> 01:08:53.279
<v Speaker 1>best to do it this way. When I worked on

1025
01:08:53.319 --> 01:08:56.039
<v Speaker 1>that goat farm, I had to occasionally inject the goats

1026
01:08:56.079 --> 01:09:01.399
<v Speaker 1>with an antibiotic, and I never stuck them hard enough

1027
01:09:01.439 --> 01:09:04.000
<v Speaker 1>the first try, because goats have very thick skin, so

1028
01:09:04.039 --> 01:09:06.319
<v Speaker 1>they just sort of hop like they'd been bitten by

1029
01:09:06.319 --> 01:09:09.000
<v Speaker 1>a fly. And then I'd have to do it again.

1030
01:09:09.520 --> 01:09:12.359
<v Speaker 1>And the guy teaching me was like, you have got

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<v Speaker 1>to just fucking clench your teeth and do it, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're just making it worse for everybody. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I know. So let's see. When we'd first

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<v Speaker 1>watched Kwan where his magical celestial tiered cloak, we'd seen

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<v Speaker 1>he'd had several new abilities right away, and we automatically

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<v Speaker 1>assumed the powers were simply what the cloak gave him,

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<v Speaker 1>and we get a description here about how this cloak

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<v Speaker 1>is meant to show you who's the weakest in a group,

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<v Speaker 1>so that you know who to heal, that this is

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<v Speaker 1>meant to make you like somebody who helps people, and

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<v Speaker 1>that Kwan used it to do evil basically, and Donut

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<v Speaker 1>has a really insightful moment of like, do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that this AI is making Quan sound worse by using

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<v Speaker 1>the description like framing it all this way, which, in

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<v Speaker 1>the end, Carl is like, you know, it really doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter the way the AI frames it. It might be

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make him look worse, but we know what

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<v Speaker 1>Quan did and how many player killer skulls he had,

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<v Speaker 1>and like that is just objectively, he became a terrible person,

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<v Speaker 1>so regardless of the AI trying to spin shit, the

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<v Speaker 1>facts are the facts, which yeah, fair, But I do

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<v Speaker 1>like the fact that Doughnut clocks the AI trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make him sound even worse than he is. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stop here because I'm fifteen minutes over, so I

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<v Speaker 1>really do and I will finish the rest of this

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<v Speaker 1>section with the next one, and yeah, I'm just I

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<v Speaker 1>want to spend a little bit more time talking about

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<v Speaker 1>some of the line things in this section. And also

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really excited to see what Carl got in his

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<v Speaker 1>boxes because those aren't in this chapter. So all right, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you again so much for hanging out. Appreciate you,

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<v Speaker 1>and until next time to THELU motherfuckers. That was an

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<v Speaker 1>Unspoiled Network podcast.
